Previous: >>585917746New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
>>585941790Just say noHow hard can it be?
rape and umarape
it's a good day today.
Gweetings
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MARUZENSKY I WANT HER TO FEEL THE PRIDE AND JOY OF BEING A HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN THAT IS EXPECTING A BABY SURROUNDED BY LOVED ONES AT THE SHOWER HOLDING HANDS AT NIGHT FINGERS LOCKED SHARING A KISS WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY
>>585941849my harem
>>585942015>>585942037>stallions
It was confirmed in the latest scenario that uma don't need men. Uma hate men. Uma are disgusted by men. This game is for yuri audience only.
>>585942025Hewwo
>>585941938fucks off for 12 years, appears again the day of your wedding, what would you do?
>>585942179I'm volcel and I like yuri
this is the life they don't want you to have btw
>>585941849where is the stinky windy propaganda?
>>585942264she should sit on my face
>>585942225Ignore her
>>585941865>and back up wifechildhood friends are for the streets anon
kek the schizo is still mad
>>585942304I dont want Halo either so that's fine
>>585942307boobs too small
New Henry Gaslight Derby is up
>>585942369yeah that's me, I'm John Streets
>>585942304>minor
>>585942179by "reproduce without men" cygames meant umas primarily sustained their species for centuries by kidnapping random men and forcibly draining them of their seed amazoness stylethis is all canon btw
lol hi again
I like umaslugs
>>585942304but that's the life I deserve
>>585942517Shit units, skipping them.
>>585942643Why are you so ungrateful, thats a nice looking cake
>>585942225I've been waiting 12 years so get married I guess
>>585942517Let it be known I'll be pulling on Helios's banner because I'm a zoomer loving ojiisan who is sexually attracted to her and not because she's meta in mile
>>585942517only one worth dickheartpulling for is cb
Sexy Creek cosplayer ended up in the hospital with a fracture after being tackled and arrested by ICE agents at Rochester airport upon returning from a fan meetup in California. ICE is just a gang of brainless gorillas that the idiot Trump gave a shield to, they're all gonna pay when his government ends.
>>585942638we never stood a chance
>>585936563Decided to check out a spot I I've seen but haven't been too yet that serves Cuban slop bowls that are quite cheap for the area. Not bad, sauce is a bit hot though, I'll try a different sauce and protein next time.
>>585942820I want him to enjoy the toppings too...more joy to share </3
>>585942832>because I'm a zoomerYou're part of the problem
>>585942930>sexywrong>fracturewrong>tackledwrong>gorillasracist>shieldwrong>paywrong>endswrong
>>585942832she is supposed to be gyaru. imagine liking trannylatorslop.
>>585942638IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>585941938You lost ningen womanTrainers belong to Umas and that's a fact
My trainee sent me this photoA week after I get a message from her parents wanting to meet meWhat do I do bros?
>>585943112>pedo
>>585943167point at this idiot and laugh
...
>>585943167I'm blind I can't see
>>585943103The best part is that I can understand JK gyaruspeak too so it's 2x1 as I enjoy the audio and localization too
>>585943167heh
I wish I were Rickey.
>>585943203>Projecting
>>585943306>>>/b/YWNBAU
>>585943203Girls too...
>>585942930I wish all of this was real except the last part
>>585943360Sex with those redheads
>>585943103Okay, how would you translate the line here? >>585942994>ターボいい波ノッてんね~! こーなったら、『ペガ盛りレインボーカツカレー』作るしか!
>>585943449don't bother replying to twitter tourists
>>585943360Sex with the dirter
>Dia/Dia white, kitawhite, zrr, seiun skyThese are my new free pull umas, which one should I do a career with first?
>>585943167Forgot the fucking linkPlease stop laughing https://litter.catbox.moe/aavm45.jpeg
>>585943578please forget it next time too
>>585943578
>>585943360what is it measuring?
>>585943578>slopit was better when you didn't post it
>>585943562That orderIt's only fair
>>585942994>gyaru """"culture""""maaaaaaaaan who fucking gives a shit lol?
>>585943578uoooh umanko
>>585943664their cock length
Now that I'm here this thread will be better
>>585943690>SlopArtist is KunitoroIts just the way he colors that seems extra shiny, no AI involved
>>585944121spill the tea sis
>>585943880what is it measuring for real?
>>585944139I'll believe you
>>585943664thigh thickness
>>585942517Ines looks naked without her visor, but I can still recognize her freckles
>>585943578SEX SEX SEX
>>585944143* is no sis
>>585944121how so?
>>585944252>liking tomboysFaggot
>>585944121whats the latest scoop
>>585944379truehe should like boys instead~
>>585944432Curren is a girl not a boy
>>585944379anon I have news for you: all of the horsey girls in this game are professional athletes, and as such they are by textbook definition "tom boy"s
>>585944408one of the VAs that is proficient in english allegedly lurks here
>>585944497
>>585944535I'd hope not, this place is ass.
>>585944492but I'm both Curren AND a boy...?
>>585944660unpossible
>>585944535Don't?This shit is a cesspool
>>585944497>aislop>BrianfagOpinion discarded
>>585944252
>>585944660You're neither of those you're only a nuisance
>>585944660bounce on it
>>585944767one is not everyone...
>>585944794Kill Fuji
>>585944727retard
I think I'm falling in love...
>>585944757
>>585944946She's a lovely ningen. Her ningenmanko has to be the tightest ever
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Hishiama's delicious body0 and I'll fap to both
>>585943360>Large bust>Large backside>Thick thighsThis just seems unfair to other umas.
>>585944794cute housewife
>>585945060>Those marks on the backShe's definitely the kind of woman to do that
Please stay in Dacchis
why
>>585945427And most importantSo much much love to give to her trainer
>>585944946torena-san have like 5 ex-wives
>>585945498Indeed
Bourbutt
>>585945427the strong eat the weak.
>Seething Steve
>>585942930I hear they overstayed their student visa by 6 yearsSo kinda a skill issue
>>585945680Wife
>>585945748The messier and dirtier the room the better the umanko
Do japs also hate how Global normalized Uma porn?
>>585945993Only the Cygames yakuza defense force
>>585945794Wife indeed
>>585945883does this apply to boys toois my torechinko that good
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/W8UApjhttps://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
seeing lots of bonos today
>>585945993In Japan players only see them as wholesome daughters just as Cygames intended. It's a travesty that the west is full of creepy pedophiles that sexualize minors.
>>585946195no, clean your room you filthy pig
>>585946195I don't know, i like girls' smell, not boys'
>>585945748that's me
>>585946519SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585946408>Japan>Mad the west sexualizes minorCome on man bring better bait
did I miss anything the past month of threads or nah?
>>585946389Not surprising you see a lot of her, she's a big uma.
this new 'samba' meme is so reddit can you notthanks <3
>>585946716yes but I'm not going to update you retard
>>585946643Love em
>>585946716Previous hunger games was pretty good
>>585945993Japs were already swapping uma porn outside of the main platforms before global.
>>585946716somehow mambo is still alive
>>585946724
>>585946856need a woman like this
>>585946809@umagrok replace "crowd" with "men"
>>585943360People need to make a bust/height ratio chart.
The * stands for *i*los
>>585947020hi
>>585947053why not a crowd of men
sex with hagshag sex
>>585947053WITH WHAAAAAT?
>>585947137
Ancient umamusume marking behavior
>>585947137heyyyyyy
>>585943360I expected machan to be on this top 5
omfg stop distracting me retards this was a good run too
>>585942517I will actually be using Laurel + Double Debuffers for all CMs once she comes out>even Sprint/Dirt?YesI need no others
>>585947085>my mind always goes blank in front of a men>>585947140I think her issue is less that she is old and more that she is a ghost that only can appear 1 year out of every 12...
>>585947276why do we love vivlos already?
>>585943360well, you see
>>585947473I don't remember this event
>>585942706slugma
>>585947707slugma balls
>>585943360Get Bono outlier ass outta here
>>585947646>he doesn't already have bond level 15 with bono
>>585947707Slugmama
finally decided to try and draw again after like 3 weeks of barely picking up a pencil and just experienced the most excruciating wrist pain right as I started. fuck my entire life
What is the deal with Cygames and not allowing the use of anniversary outfits in races?
>>585948005retard
>>585947472
how to use different costume in race skin
>>585948069>the little twink cried on camera for thisLmao
damn daniel!5%
>>585948005Probably owner shenanigans which is a shame.
>>585948136
So after only pulling a single copy in 400 pulls on her launch banner I got another copy now from an impulse daily bringing me to 3lbdo I just spend the crystal to get her to MLB now or is she obsolete soon anyway
Surely today will be the day I get uma samba out of my head
>>585948275That's a cute Rickey
I like the seals but I can't find the original account that posted a lot of them
>>585948424If you're not pace, she'll be obsolete next month
>>585948440Why contain it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8w7Cb9C04w
>>585948542what if I am pace
>>585948440It a shit song
>>585948517so rickey
>>585942517@bourbok sum this up in 100 words or less
>>585947334If you chant Azuma three times in front of the bathroom mirror at 1am, she will manifest in your bedroom and umapyoi you
>>585948542>If you're not pace, she'll be obsolete next monthWhy is this SSR speed card obsolete next month?
>>585948440This but Legend Changer
>>585948659see >>585944525
>>585948534I think they're from facebook
do not roll for her. Don't brick your account before Ramonu
>>585942930that's a man, baby
>>585948706retard + poor
>>585948739yeah i found the facebook page but i swear i found them first on twitter. i could be thinking of a different animal though.
>>585948706it's not
Good night friends!!
>>585948674>if you remember her name she reappearsYes.
>>585948784She'll simply spook me in VInes banner. That's how it works right? You always get spook by the uma from the directly previous banner
>>585948886holy sexo
My girlfriends
>>585948784Tomakomanko already bricked me, i cannot pull helios at all
>>585944525>C.B>B Tierwhat is this gorillanigger smoking
>>585948784Bro, I ain't even using Palmer because of this bitch.
>>585948886nighto friendo
>>585948976You'll be in for a ride for next mile CMs
>>585948957I didn't agree to share you
>my club fall down to B rankCuren sisters arent working
You won't believe it but this is the nastiest slut you'll ever meet. Total cum dumpster. So down bad for men it's almost pathetic. Fails training and gets night owl constantly cause she's up all night gooning.
>>585949280Mambwo...
my aces are ready, host a room
>>585945793>stay in country for 6+ years as an illegal >not even once does it occur to you that you can get into trouble and it would be about time you do the paperwork.>still smug how le wholesome progressives are everyone else is a chud, while your ass is dragged back to your countryIts astonishing how little self awareness they have.
>>585949316can confirm, that's me
>>585949172Arent those Gran Al-Qaeda territory
>>585949241Oh uhh well you see...
>getting jealous of plushiesAre umas inherently retarded?
Gold City feet in my mouth blessed by Azuma
>>585949280mambwo...
>>585949497The more you love your uma the more powerful they get so maybe its a power thing
>>585949172Nah, my girlfriend from Kentucky will save me like usual.
>>585949442Hey...
>>585949476I'm expecting endless smoochies by you tonightalone.
>>585948626She's usable for another scenario, and cope after Pasa but usable
Tomankomai or Tomakomanko?
> Rolled for Machan because sprint front> The actual goats were camp Taiki and cheer HaloIs there any sloptuber that proplery warned about this so I can start ignoring all the other retards?
>>585946519too big
>agp troon hours
>>585949661retard pace players will use Tach until SiL in like December next year
>>585949576There are quite a few umas from kentucky...
>>585949684Tomankomai in her Tomakomanko
>>585949602h-hello...
>>585945793>>585949413the 6 years overstay was an ai hallucination because someone grok'd the facebook post. since she didn't specify what she was doing in the 6 years since she graduated, the ai hallucinated about what she was doing since then. her stay is legal until proven otherwise.
>>585949649Yes dear...
>>585949705Pace Machan is good though
holy...
>>585949867Lewd shoulders
>>585949705They all lieUse your head, Cheer Halo and Camp Taiki were known to be absurdly strong for certain tracks
>>585949813all the kentuckian umas are great choices desu
>>585949921White umas can't jump
>>585949867How does Dober manage to be so pretty
>>585942348Rice is hateful enough to do this
>>585949873good~ see you then...I love you.
>>585950021but they aren't white.
when do i get assigned my personal agp poster, ive been here like a year
>>585949868I mean staying on a student visa while not a student is also kinda dumb move unless they were still attending college/still in the 60 day grace period post graduation/transferring to a new visa status?Either way americas immigration enforcement standards are not uma relatedOn a separate topic, whats globals next scenario again?I forgot...
>>585949705I warned you about this but you didn't listen
Oh my god the final sprint
How much wit do you need on a sprint?
>>5859504691100 min ideally more
>>5859504691250+
>>5859504691300
>>585950343>And I was surprised when trainer was also in the prefectureHoly MTL
>>5859504691 gorillion.Sprint CMs are pure gambling and that's why they are the coolest.
>>585949705Cheer Halo was insanely overlooked. However in sloptuber's defense no one knew that end closers are going to be this cracked. Also mutating C.Halo for end wasn't really on everyone's mind.
>>585950307whenever I get bored enough to go back to that, I guess
>>585950159Love you too
>>585949978>Use your headI'm busy waging, I haven't even finished my aces for this CM yet
>>585950720<333
>>585950591Cant win em all.
>>5859504691350max(100 - 9000/wit, 20)%
>>585950671yipee
Can't imagine how sticky that book is.
>>585950986lollmao
What's the latest club drama, that's not mambo?
>>585951140im sleeping with your danchou
>>585951243Curren... you're sleeping with every danchou
>>585951140jong officially died
>>585951140I'm reformed
>>5859511402mama broke up with the bf again
>>585951140I'm dating umama
>>585951351dangerously close for someone who's just randomly shitposting
>>585951279yeah but i think im gonna settle down with that one
>>585941947Yeah she doesn't like quitting eating either LMAO
danchou won't let me leavehelp
>>585951675That was rude
>>585951296Jong will never die
>>585951724yeah cause you need to do your fanruns FATASS
>>585951724How many days has it been since McQueen didn't get fucked?
>>585951675oh no no no daivva bros
failed my first multivariable calc midterm today. time to train aces so i can lose cm.
>>585951757Oh yeah? Whens the last time we actually got a room going
>>585951885math is fake and useless
>>585951906>>585951757we all quit...
>>585951906RIGHT NOW!Majsoul Friends Room 53030(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=53030
>>5859520780/4
>>585951724Just leech if it's only 2 months bwo
>>585952078Starto!
>>585952078holy shit we filled
>>585951906I waas either busy or playing pokemon while feeling lazy, sorry
>>585952078cant play right now...
>>585952168this is nauseating because the background moves too.
>>585952370get a better brain, it works fine for me
>>585951885https://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/classes/calciii/calciii.aspx
>>585950624>Cheer Halo was insanely overlooked. However in sloptuber's defense no one knew that end closers are going to be this crackednot so fast
>Absolutely nothing, for 7 days>Kita yesterday>Today, DiaGlad to have flatlined
>>585951124it's my first day of gaslightingdon't laugh at me...
>>585952789Congrats!
>>585949705Fool, this is the last time they ever run Chukyo 1200m so you'll see Machan actually perform in future sprint PvP
wahey
>>585950624>>585952685non of the sloppers knew how the early changes affected cms
>>585952168Kek
>>585952630ahhh yeah i've seen this before, i used this guy's page a lot for calc 2 and also during physics. my issue today was that i thought i knew the material (triple integrations, coordinate changes, etc) but he threw in some question about figuring out the center of mass for an object made of a half hemisphere and a cylinder. like im dimly aware you can get mass via a triple integration but i had no idea how to even approach that. the exam had 4 problems total so totally whiffing one means i probably got 60% at best. idk how people do this... arent SEAchads all good at math? help me bros...
>>585952308same bwo...
Another Class 5 retention guaranteed. Class 6 won't be possible unless I rework like 6 girls.
>>585952168Biko love
I understand what to do now. Speed is everything once more
>>585952789>Daily shop gives me the last Biwa star I needed>>585953039Thank you, Satono Island victim.
>>585953305Do you not use the new power card?
Should I get Kitasan white as a pace player? Is the parent inherit that good or should I just borrow her as a parent for my aces?
>>585952789I want to pick up the director
>>585953407The inherit becomes good for pace chaser around 4th anni
New player. Rerolled until I got 3 Agnes cards on my first 100 rolls and proceeded to get 0 more copies until 200. Should I just grab my 4th copy with pity and stop here or keep rolling until MLB?
>>585953551Reroll until MLB, it's a card you're going to use for the next 8 months.
>>585953551pity and save, youll need those carrats next month
How the FUCK do you build brickeyNo one makes green parents
x.com/KentuckyDerby/status/2115529538964783515
How do you train taishin in Grand Concert? What do you do about her mood down event?
>>585953551there'll be a free selector in a month that you can use to max it. Save for the next big banner in November (Ramonu wit)
>>585953714Make your own parentsUse Windy's guts card it has mud maestro
>>585953817sorry gwo
>>585953747thanks now i dont have to post it
>>585953714she has a few in kitmake parents that run the dirts to get the dirt greens + a few from the parent deckand run a card or two to get some on the actual ace runboom lazy brickey
>>585953817you'll win game 2 for sure
>>585953539Thanks for the answer, I will save my carats for other stuff then.
>>585953901np, I love Yanko
>>585953785OK this seems like the move, thanks.I'd reroll again but my Uma pulls were really nice and the only way to guarantee MLB by 200 is to drop 4 from the first 100 pulls which seems like a several day ordeal.
I now have both Kitasan and Dia purely from free scouting attempts.
>>585953817when they make a miko scenario and not only they do not include you but shiraoki is never mentioned and the NPC is a sexier, oranger version of you that isnt mentally ill
truly curren chan is the cutest umamusume ever
>>585953747>"Holy hell that is some low quality audio">Check tweet and it's fineAnyon...
>>585954139nyoron...
>>585954121>Run the entire scenario with what you think is just longhaired fuku>normal short haired fuku appears right at the end of the scenario
>>585954280youre meant to be better than this, it's so easy as well
honse posting?
Efforia, Air Groove, Ebanyan, Doto, Mayachi, and Azuma is the best setup right now. The strategy I found that works for me is to rush speed to lvl 10 before senior summer, lvl 9 is not good enough, speed lvl 10 with the rest at lvl 8-9, with guts at lvl 7 would be ideal.
I still haven't finished Training the Trainer.
>>585954386I can't be bothered to fix it
>>585954463jesus almond eye is disgusting
>>585954614
>>585954463jesus almond eye is gorgeous
>>585954463who asked V
Coffee slurp
that one jong emote where she holds the tiles up to her mouth looks like shes trying to eat the tiles like this
>>585954463>Speed to level 10
>>585954587then do it better next time, there is no reason for ISDN tier audio
>ur oshi procs all acc speeds and what not and she doesn't even move up from her spoti hate sprint cms
>>585952078WTF I WAS ASLEEP
>>585954819it's a good emote
>>585954463modern jp just looks like that one meme with the 5 different video game huds over it to me
>>585954139i cant tell the difference
>>585954463>speed lvl 10what do you meaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
>>585954896bwo it's almost 10pm
>>585954606Who is that on the right?
>>585954893yeah it sucks.but seeing all the bakutits swining around in the cm will be nice.
>>585955074I was tired after wagie so I napped.......>>585955094your big sister valentine alt ines fujin
>>585953551Just keep rerolling you can get MLB in an hour or two. Go for both MLBs if you're feeling lucky or if you're rerolling properly by using emulator stuff
>>585954606>the only end endchuds have to look forward to cant even get daring strike
when evo skill
i genuinely don't understand these trannies posting umajp stuff here
>>585955390next month with new scenario
>>585948784She should stop looking so rapeable
>its all about getting as much midrace as possible>don't get profcurvature and unstoppable events>only got 1 midrace skill>get turf S+sprint S:')
>>585955806if u get too much midrace u'll fuck up ur acceleration btw
>>585955434im an israeli pansexual mother of 6, actually.
>>585955992I fucking hate you, Duramente
>>585956192kitasan...
>>585955958Lots of people are saying this but every time I see a late surger or end closer end up in 4th place right beside the pace chasers before late race starts and therefore miss all their accelerations, I've found that they are still very likely to win from that position
>>585956280>I've found that they are still very likely to win from that positionthat's because they're in a shitter lobby
I used THAT sticker on club chat without thinking and now my dacchis are looking at me weird.
>>58594184990 free pullszero rainbowsI don't even remember what it's like getting a rainbow gate
>>585954869>>585955072So the new scenario mechanic is all about buffing the facilities with burning techniques you can slot them in the facility, think of it like skill gems in path of exile, you can move them around every second half of a year, the idea is to level up the burning techniques along the facility levels, doing burning training gives you massive stat gains on the desired training on top of extra stats for the other ones, focus speed power and witThis is the second half of the junior year and look at my speed gains because I'm buffing speed with a burning technique. Also Azuma MLB is required unlike ramen scenario you could survive with Tazuna Lb2
*sips*
I NEED you to fuck your trainee, trainer-sama.
>>585956280Maybe they have spurt and budding blossom?
>dama in a friendly
I did a unity career for debuff front rudolf and holy fuck unity 2.0 is so much more relaxing than GL.
There's something I've completely neglected to notice. Do you get support card events after URA finale races or not?
>>585956451evil horse drinking her rapist coffee
>>585956426nobody here actually plays poe right
>>585956551the last turn a card event can fire is the turn before the arima
>>585956426NOBODY cares V
>>585956568>evil horseExtremely benevolent and angelic horse*
>>585948424Depends on your other speed cards, and which you plan to pull on, but you can easily use her for another years or so.Can use her alongside Pasa as your two speed cards
good game jongers
>>585952078GGs it was fun
well jonged
>>585956589I do.......................... even farmed a mageblood this league
>>585956719Damn that's annoying
>>585956545GL>need to get 4 songs every six months>impossible to get stamina>if you don't get exactly the right tokens at the right moment and Light Hello ghosts you your run is over>only viable deck is 3 speed 2 wit or 2 speed 3 witnu-Unity>"just pop bubbles bwo"
>>585957027you don't need to get 4 songs for classic year
>>585952078gg
>>585957135the raped
>first ny kita>now bootkaeverythings coming up milhouse
The Rickey experience
ZRRfags are sick in the head
My trainee was yelling at me to pull out but she kept leglocking me and now she's mad what do
my clubdacchi got 17 fans today. a whole 17 fans. we are about to derank and my dacchi farmed 17 fans.
currens beware
>>585956773if dia is so benevolent, why did she not come during my free pulls...her og outfit did back on that banner i but i wanted both
>>585957423Mambwo...
Gute Nacht
why does no one care enough to try for me
i fucking love all of you
>>585957371That's a very cute girl.
>>585957487early umasumi again wtf
Naked Dober
>>585957487Schlaf gut
>>585957493dunno bwo, sometimes we dont know the internal struggles of our fellow humans, maybe they do try but it just doesnt seem that waypretty derby
>>585957371
Is it wrong to lust over a princess?
which card to borrowtachyon speed or curren wit
Should my new friend drop his karats into speed tachyon teio banner
>>585957913Tachyon speed has an actually usable gold for pace chasers
>>585957920yeah
>>585957920isnt GL ending in a month? make him wait for Ramonu
>>585957920If he likes pace chasers then yeah he'll be using her for basically all of 2027. But Ramonu is also important
>shrine maiden goddess hag that probably doesn't even know what a razor isimagine the bush holy fuaaarrrrk I'm in love.
>>585957920if he just started he should engage in the soul crushing reroll loop PREFERABLY in 1 or 2 days with all the uma pulls available, if that fag's been playing for over a month and has some nice stuff then he should ask someone else lole
Is LH SSR truly mandatory or can I use the R version as a crutch just fine?
>>585958191she doesnt have a bush, I willed it
>>585958191god I want to impregnate her
>>585958020Girls' love never ends.
Yanko's last workout before BCC (Sakai POV)x.com/abracing0/status/2115552571339186462
>>585958282you want the ssr but also the scenario will be over in a month so who cares
>>585958282if you dont have 0lb ssr hello you literally should be playing open league, R lh is fucking homeless
>>585958309You have one chance every 12 years
>>585957371explain further
>>585953186Center of mass is the first moment of the mass density function divided by total massIt is analogous to expected value (mean) being the first moment of the probability density function divided by total probability (=1)
>>585958335until a cock dicks the dykes
>>585957457Dia will refund you by winning CMs, starting with CM21. Good luck!
7 and i die leaving my club members without their danchou
>>585958747
>>585958747mambwos are finally free
>>585958589Falco's total mass so high her probability density function is 1
>>5859587477 and this danchou doesnt die, but he disbands his club on the premonition of death
>>585958747you forgot your chiyono avatar
>>585958747Post proofs
4 and I'll kiss Shiraoki-sama 7 and I'll kiss Fuku
cm test room536090565360905653609056
I'm most likely skipping all GM banners for L'Arc... (Goldshi, Satono and Condor Pasa Speed)
>>585958747based
>>5859587477 and I nullify this curse4 and it becomes doubly true
>>585958935How can he post proof, if he passed away you idiot.
>>585959057bwo...
>>585959120I don't know, idiot. That's his problem to solve
>>585959024>Goldshi speedDon't
>>585958986next room157454521574545215745452
>>585959350I meant Goldship forma "took her meds"
any cuties
https://x.com/abracing0/status/2115552571339186462Yankos final workout Ryusei POV
>>585959479
>>585959057You are fucked up
stop playing with numbers
>just had multiple runs where lighthello doesn't give me dates before junior year ends>this run i click her on turn7 and she immediately rushes to date meSHE WANTS ME SO BAD BROS
>>585959684>4
>>585959684
>>585959396last room 136712591367125913671259
I don't want to go to Tomakomai...
New video of evil horse eating his (presumably) evil grasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25uOMk5QSg
Tactbro status?
*coughs blood* mambros... go on without me...
this time I'm really gonna do it
>>585960146do it nethfree me from this prison
all my support events will finishI will get S sprinttoday I will finish all 3 of my aces
>>585960135I did not expect to open a webm in /uma/ and get METEOR
67! HA :D Maruzensky.png
>>585959816test results: sprint B is in fact not enough and king halo unique is not optional
>>585960291Water is wet
>>585960291Hey you won one though. Never stop gambling
gn
>>585960291>Distance B when everyone is bringing distance S
I'm ugly.I'm short.I have a small weenie.I'm dumb.I'm hopeless.There aren't any umamusume compatible with me.I would be spared in ancient times.
>go to umachan>find a post that says this torena is asking for it>a picture of me is attached to that posthow do I report this
>>585960401Umasumi
>>585960459sometimes you need a reminder that it's not a gaslight
can someone post a good sprint ace for pace so I know what I should aim for?
>>585960570I only have a bad pace ace, sorry
Remember, saying sprints are rng is cope.
>>585960570>https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypesput in 1 uma from your team and it will pull up umas that have been doing good in rooms
sprints are rng
>>585959693everyone is showing up in this runbut its bricked>no rainbows before classic year starts>lost a 5% training>no aptitude and skill inspiration event
Who is the most>bro thinks he's on the teamUma?
>>585960970
Will fuku ever get a useful alt?
>>585961103twin taabo
>>585958589falco-sama... please...
Dancho told me to grins harder to make up for flat lining.
>>585960970now draw her naked
>>585960461>Descended from heaven
>>585961103King Halo
>>585961175I just want to see you smile
>>585961121Hallween cat alt, TRUST!
>>585961103Phalaenopsis and the golden generation
What does umasumi mean
>>585961103Both dorm heads on team Rigil
>>585960798You will lose to a random SS clanker.You will be happy.
>>585961103People are going to joke with random umas but the true answer is goldship, no one gives a fuck about her, to the point in which her entire role in main story one is to be annoying and that she's not part of the team looool (check the team Sirius card)
>>585961103tsuyoshi
>>585961238i want wedding or swimsuit personally
>>585961430Fuku isn't sexy
>>585955028sorry to hear you're deaf
>>585961404TAKE THAT BACK YOU RETARD
which candy should I stock for umaloween?
>>585961372Goldship would get herself pregnant just to have an excuse to not train
>>585961175Autism fists.
I love Rice
>>585961430Summer dress alt would have been great, but I think a halloween or xmas alt are way more likely
>>585961103
Sorry trooner, but this is a male first franchise, as the vast majority of the community is STRAIGHT japanese people.
>>585961631Is that no reason or logotype
>>585961103pokke
>>585961537Torena cockRape vouchers
fucking kill me
>>585961372But that's the opposite of the meme, the meme comes from a picture of Drake in a sports jacket alongside the members of a basketball team wearing the same as if he was one of them.
>>585961430This image makes me want to pick her up...Also i want a miko alt
>>585961610The most likely is that cygames forgot she was even in the game anymore
>>585961465blindbwo...>>585961610yeah prolly that or a new year's/festival
>>585961761this is
>>585960881Thank you, I hope you meet the love of your life this week
If I don't get a single 3* tomorrow, I'm uninstalling this game.
>>585962117>7!!!
>>585962157mambwo...
Umas you think should get a wedding alt?
>>585962117i doubt it but who knows. gl on ur aces
>wake up from nap>almost on resetalmost got this timing perfect
you niggas are not invited to my halloween party
https://litter.catbox.moe/ebygk4.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/opfqpw.pngKumiyabe warning, don't click
>>585962324LET ME IN
>>585961103Aston Machan
>>585962373thatisme.
>>585962373
of course *mama is into bbc
>>585952078>missed the jongno way, maybe sleeping is a mistake after all
>>585962373Actually with recent lore reveals wouldnt umas suddenly lose tons of power if their trainer ever lost interest/stopped loving them?Start losing races they would have won and the stuff like that?
>>585962576implying thats not a sk*nwalker
>>585962521Why they do that?
>>585962625I'M LITERALLY THE SAME I MISSED IT BECAUSE OF A NAP
>>585962641sure buddy
>>585962669they had a mint
>>585962641it is me, actually.
>>585962718I fucking wish
>>585962373I'm disappointed by the quality of dicks lately, they aren't even meaty and succulent like Sanagi Torajirou's cocks
>>585962718Wow, I'm at the top of the list!
>>585962510Uh, which one are you?
cropping porn is hard
>>585961719Nice Nature could turn a straight man gay
>>585962640It should be fine as long as the trainer keeps doing his job and the uma keeps getting love juice from someone else
>>585961989is what
wait... this isn't iwara!
>>585962373netorare is the thinking man's fetish
>>585961719Probably the sexiest Neicha has ever looked
>>585962687punished for being an unc that needs to sleep... it's so bad
>>585962851Just do images
>>585962373Im at work @grok transcribe the image in thesw links
>>585962949No no, thats just sexual gratification its not the love actually required to power up the uma.Playboys dont actually love the women they sleep with most of the time.
>>585962820...
>>585962851Could Gentildonna's grip break a dick off?
>>585963013you can just have a fetish normally and not care about it. you know. like a Normal Well Adjusted person. is that cool with you
>>585962373I forgot to save the recent set where he posted Ines, Ayabe, Vivlos, Verxina, and Cheval.
what are these hours called?
>>585962851
>>585963136She can, but she has also mastered the art of muscle control. Both with her hands and umanko.
>>585962640Yeah, but consider netorase
>>585963078Cuckold cope>>585963160Cuckold melty
>>585963072its cuck porn where kita chooses the bibisi over the white dude at a glory hole
>>585961175
>>585962851that's me also~
>>585963262you forgot to mention the white guy is her trainer too
You guys were told to not click tho
>>585962640>wouldnt umas suddenly lose tons of power if their trainer ever lost interest/stopped loving them?Depends on if the "powerup" umas get from recieveing the love of a ningen can be removed i guess?If it can then yeah sure it would be like crippling yourself.If it cant then no, but its unlikely they would ever get stronger.
>>585963197twenty three hundred hours
>>585963262Plumpo Tarumae...
>>585963047but it's more fun in motion
>>585963343have you already been assinged to be someone's agp poster or can i send you my application
>>585963136i would risk it.
Anyone else cant jerk off if the cock isnt large and rich like if the girl is not enjoying it how can i?
>>585961276This. Hate seeing that bitch with the others all the time.
You guys are being kinda weird right now
>>585963262easy on the roll cakes...
>>585963437I have no limit, go right ahead~
>>585963467how can a cock be rich
>>585963197
>>585963218I do not like this creature
>>585963516this is pretty normal for 10-12 UTC
[buzzword] [buzzword] [buzzword] [in-joke phrase]
>>585963218Love this creature
>>585963558What are you reading
>>585963558What vn are you reading?
>>585963562I should grill some burgers tonight
>>585962851there is no proof that this is porn
>>585962951my type
>>585963571
>>585963516It'll get real worse in about 40 minutes
>>585963262Why do you know that, Tarumae?
>>585963562RIP my neigha
>>585963262i would bury my dick so deep in tarumae's fat ass
>>585963370What are the specifics on the new lore drop though?Is it specifically about the bond with the trainer? Is it particularly strong when it's romantic?Or to get the "buff" it's enough to develop a bond of trust?
>>585963562I guess not even here I can escape the mutt law
>>585963543i didnt know i would get this far, i didnt prepare a second part of this bit
>>585963794never assume the worst!
>>585963729this but my face
>>585963013netorare is objectively the most selfish of fetishes, as you're effectively deciding your significant others' opinions of you for them. you're telling them that even if they love you, that they don't mean it, and that their love for you is not genuine, and if it is, then they are inherently holding themselves back and effectively settling, in spite of anything that they may actually believe think or say. it is a fetish that wholly strips the mental autonomy of your partner for the thrill of being degraded
took a 30 minute nap and got woken up 4 hours latersleepy umas
Bourbon love
>>585963702opened the link cause she thought there was food in it
>>585963945Forever and always
>>585963370>>585963763If this lore were true then I wouldn't have a 90% CM plat rate with umas I don't care for mixed in...
hokko? hokko.
>>585963942I see CB, I reply and save image>>585963685I see creatura, I press like and subscribe
>>585963942>>585962687>>585962625why is everyone so sleepy today
>>585963918Preach sistahWhat about Netorase and Netori then?
>>585964056hokko's tarus mae
There's only one shit fetish out there and it's scat
>>585963763The bond between human and umamusumeMost of the examples that were provided leaned romantic but i think it can just be trust/non-romantic love as well.The powerup requires a ningen though.>>585964001>t. tsun trainer
>>585963942Sleep feels so good. I've slept for 20 hours over past 2 days
is it better to go double 0 corner, or grab both corner and straight velocity skills
>Pasa got huge buffs in jp>this means she'll never get a 2nd alt now
>>585963518I forget how hot she is
>>585963918Just say you are a retarded N***** and move on bwo
>>585964056Plumpko
>>585963876ill keep that in mind for next time
>>585963945nice ass
>>585964081netori is violating a relationship of someone else at the worst of it, and at the best, falling prey to the lustrous desires of an individual without prior knowledge of the relationshipnetorase is just a form of swinging and is basically just people wanting their cake and eating it too. wanton hedonism>>585964218im not a cuck
Dirt CM stam check26557226
>>585964107
>>585964218>NingenYeah i mean this is a human trainer only forum afterall.
Kingu on my dicku
>>585964147going from 1 circle to two is going from 0.15 velocity to 0.25, so a 0.1 upgrade vs getting a new 0.15 skill.
does anything at all even matter anymore
>>585964056>>585963262>>585964230hoccow*
>>585964147For this CM you are better off with double circle corner
>>585964242It's great
>>585964065Full moon or something innit
>>585964359No one wants this
>>585964065well, it's easier to explain with a video what happened today
>The male seahorse is equipped with a brood pouch on the ventral, or front-facing, side of the tail. When mating, the female seahorse deposits up to 1,500 eggs in the male's pouch. The male carries the eggs for 9 to 45 days until the seahorses are released into the water fully developed, but very small. The male often mates again within hours or days during the breeding seasonUma for this feel?
true or false?
>>585964065The moon is waxing.I ended up trying to take a quick hair long nap but then woke up at 7pm
>>585964638False but I wish it was true
NTR is best when the man is the one getting stolen
>>585964638>from a parody accountRetarded (You) baiters can't even crop right...
>>585964586i have been fully propagandized into loving this goober
>>585964586:o>>585964767Co
>thinking mans fetishallow me to clarify
>>585943360they still have no ass, fucking nips
>>585964821shut up
>>585964856If you want ass apparently you have to go for someone like stinko
Taishin is still the STRONGEST encloser
>>585964821
>>585964972for like a month yeah
>>585964972is she the strongest or is encroaching shadow the strongest end closer?
>>585964330Both my umas barely ran out of Stam, I guess I need more Stam sparks. Collaborative graded doesn't work on this race eitherhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Wx-y9GtGoy5sEesZByfM6T2KI'll do a couple more if people keep joining16555039
>>585964359many are wanting this
>>585964972is there an earg1.jpg?
>>585964821>time stop>genderbend revenge>amputee>domination loss>object>body swapAnd you go and pick fucking whole wheat
Flash will be at the Tokyo Racecourse for AkiTenThey will sell his merch there too
>>585965083very cool of them to force us to run giga stam sparks for every race but sprints. ty for hostan
Bakushin on my Bakuchinchin
>>585965269I love this old man
>>585965201all are based except amputee and object wtf is wrong with you
>>585965083>suzuka survived getting rushedbarely died but still, nice, thanks for the room date
>>585965161>>585965336I want to fuck Bakushin so much.
>>585965336She doesnt last very longShe is a sprinter afterall
>>585965373daruma is hot though...
>>585965373nuggets are basedjust give them detachable cybernetic limbs if you're a pussy
>>585965414Better for me, my bakushin can go for longer, that way she'll experience the legendary multiple bakushins!
>>585965201what could 'genderbend revenge' possibly be
>>585965414Imagine being a two pump chump and she cums before you do...
>>585965201Her and rose kingdoms trainer being friends (fellow knights according to durandal) is pretty cute
>>585965479if she's having trouble pulling it down how did she get it on in the first place
>>585965517you have a bully and magically turn them into a woman and fuck them
When will the thread get better?
>>585965517you are a bully and magically get turned into a woman and get fucked
>>585965518If you go a couple rounds just like lasting a long time for one round!
>>585965653How much heat is left in the universe?
>>585965201So you want to be body swapped into a living fleshlight and act all tough while you get raped in time stop by the guy you bullied 15 years ago?
>>585965290To be fair I only have a total of 3 Stam spark on both my Parents and I have Stam drain hints so it's not that bad. You prob don't even need Stam sparks as a backliner>>585965396No problem>>585965083https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=0umziBC6Fugphk1JkIBvIe-2Last 83061347
>>585965653Be the change you wish to see! Which uma banner are you rolling on next?
>>585965653two more weeks
>>585965653Next thread will be an absolute banger. Hall of Fame contender
>>585965373What's wrong with amputee?
>>585965724Based addition
>>585965201none of those suddenly stop working within the context bwo. those are all force multipliers one might even say
>>585965653next one will be butter
>>585965631>>585965679maybe I'm just too much of a freak but that doesn't actually sound all that out there. surprisingly normal, I guess.
>>585965653the thread's always good when you're here!
>>585965653I think the BC keiba threads this weekend might be good
Admire Vega on my vega
>>585965414I want to kiss that forehead.
https://x.com/KentuckyDerby/status/2115529538964783515
>>585965757https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=yus8Kdp4YX4M6QwG5C21UJb9Thanks for joining
>>585965960I have to work this weekend
>>585966070thanks for hostan
Nishino (De)Flower(ed) (by me)
thoughts?
>>585965757you wont be the only person deboofing, im gonna err on the side of caution and try to hit 600/600 on my taiki. my meta call will be that there will be tons of clanked debuffers in the first round or 2 of the actual cm since the wider playerbase is lazy as fuck
im sad why did everyone start hosting when i was gone
>>585966070thanks for hosting
>>585966070Thanks for hosting getting absolutely clobbered in rooms and then I check haku data and it tells me my teams have a high winrate % feels like such a gaslight
>>585966129Machitan a cute
>>585966189if i hit a good ace after this clank i could host
>>585966283real and true
>>585966131I CAN SEE IT
I am from the futureForever Young wins the BCC for a second time being the second horse to ever defend the title successfully.This results in FY being crowned both Japan and Americas HotY.Forever Young then goes to the arima kinen as their retirement race but takes a fall, sustaining a compound fracture in the rear left leg resulting in him being put down on the track.
>>585965872it's fine if its an arm or two but YJK the motherfuckers are cutting all limbs
bread
>>585966156Fat thoughts.
>>585966442die
mmm... bread...
>sprint S fast learner groundwork pasa>no head onShame but I think Im done building pasas, alea iacta est
>>5859664427 and it's true except the spoiler4 and it's false except the spoiler
>>585966610nom
SAMBAMAINICHI SAMBAUMA UMA SAMBASAMBA SAMBA
>>585966927AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>585945427>>585945595>tranny creek
>>585966167https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=0umziBC6Fugphk1JkIBvIe-2You probably need a bit more than 600/600, this Taiki died with that statline + Standard Distance green. There were some white Stam debuffs too>>585966232For the Sprint CM the winrates are all over the place sometime but I think should be pretty accurate for longer distances so you're just getting unlucky in the actual race
>>585967013we fuck stallions in this thread
>>585962373Kumiyabe artstyle is hot asf, too bad he draws ntr slop only
>>585967221Dia's body was made to seduce trainers...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12467971
>>585967274Actually, he doesn't draw enough NTR
>>585967136this shit feels like the opposite of how arima is a fake long, fuarkin brootal
>>585966816Rice wouldn't do this
>>585967274Stop being a cuck and insert as the bull and the whole thing will be pleasurable
>>585966816Rice would take a real bite and leave Bourbon traumatized for life
>>585965161
>>585967393STINKO IS SO SEXY SHE NEEDS MORE MORE MORE
>>585967498The womans lack of loyalty is the biggest turnoff.
>>585967680>t.dogfucker
next bread will be cinnamon scented
Hello, I love Daiwa Scarlet
>>585967498That's what I do lil bro or the girl, but he just doesn't draw anything else, he should spice it up every once in a while
>>585967831can it have raisins in it too? i love raisin bwead...
>>585967221
>>585967858ok
>>585967858>fat, ugly uma with mental issues
>>585967858She is very pretty
https://x.com/renja00cg>>585967831>salted butteryooooooooooooooooooooo had some baguette earlier so that was nice
>>585967817There are white trainers itt>>585966442Beans
gimme 1 and i mean 1 image to bake, following images will be saved for future undisclosed breadsif another anon makes another bread before i'll keep them all safe
Is dirt CM before or after the next scenarioOr is it both again
>>585967938Maruzen, Furasshu, Creeku and my mare wife
>>585968017>>585968017>>585968017bwead>>585968004AAAAAAAAAAA YOU POSTED IT JUST NOW WHEN I BAKED
>>585968008before, dirt CM is the last GL CM
>>585968039I can't believe you betrayed tanukikaichoanon
>>585968357I would never..............
>>585967274>Kumiyabe artstyle is hot asf, too bad he draws ntr slop onlyThere is zero elegance and warmth in his work, girls got flabby bodies, fuck you expect, his art style could serve as picturesque example of what NTR works looks like, I'll honestly could easily mixup them with any other gook/jap artist that purely draws NTR.
