Previous Thread: >>585939448>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>10/28 After Maint – 11/11 10:59Hifumi (Racing – Limited)Azusa (Racing – Limited)Rana (Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/705>Events:Start Your Engines! Long live No. 183! – 10/28 After Maint – 11/11 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Nightmare Train (Urban) – 11/4 11:00 – 11/11 3:59Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 11/11 11:00 – 11/18 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 10/29 11:00 – 11/25 3:592x Bounty – 10/28 4:00 – 11/4 3:592x Account EXP – 10/31 4:00 – 11/2 3:592x Normal – 11/4 4:00 – 11/8 3:592x Account EXP – 11/7 4:00 – 11/9 3:592x Hard – 11/8 4:00 – 11/11 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>10/27 After Maint – 11/3 1:59Hikari (Limited)Nozomi (Limited)Aoba (Welfare)Saori (Swimsuit – Limited)Hiyori (Swimsuit – Limited)Misaki (Swimsuit)>Recollection Recruitment:Wakamo, Hoshino (Swimsuit), MikaHanako (Swimsuit), Hina (Dress)>News:Livestream Day 1: https://www.youtube.com/live/LHjOwvjrrVE – 11/7 1:00Livestream Day 2: https://www.youtube.com/live/Xitk8QV_n_g – 11/8 1:00Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3567638>Events:Highlander Railroad Runaway Incident: And the Train Disappeared – 10/27 After Maint – 11/10 1:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 11/3 2:00 – 11/10 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 10/27 After Maint – 11/2 18:59Grand Assault: Hod (Indoor – Torment w/Heavy & Elastic Armor) – 11/3 2:00 – 11/9 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 10/14 2:00 – 11/9 18:592x Lesson – 10/26 19:00 – 11/2 18:59
Who won who lostI don't mean the final winner which is obvious, but the individual skirmishes
What's eligma?
My Wide Bride and her belly button
>>585953228Steve Jobs
I want to suck on Erina's tits
>>585953118>need iroha
Suffered more
>>585953118>momoi based>ao racist>cute winter midori>blue student next
Daily reminder that Iroha lost to a 12 year old
>>585953035
>>585953309This but Anna's
Gentlemen, I think I speak for everyone when I say the new 3D Vtuber animations are a huge downgrade compared to the soulful chibifu from V1C3
I got my GDD plushiesFirst thing I checked was Yuzu's bare chestDon't believe the yt short's lies, Yuzu is naked under her jacket
>>585953228the ex-CEO of Apple Inc.>>585953412it's okay anon, my dick lost to the same 12 year old
>enter the race on accident after creating a fake tank for a comedy skit for their youtube channel>It gets accepted anyway since its gehenna>They still held out and finished the race, even after everyone went home.They always come out ahead
We love Kai in this general.
>>585953412>iroha is so generous she let the a child winWow
>>585953228Eligma balls
>>585953306Miss that nigga. I just know he'd have the most annoying opinion on AI humanly possible
>>585953081
>>585953508ChibisEROTIC
I'm just gonna be honest here. Iroha won.
>>585953508y'all lowkey sleeping on trickcal chibi porn
>>585953431
>Events and production value keeps getting better and better, money is definitely going into the game>Special dangles>More game modes>QoLs never stop improving the actual gameplay>>All shitposters can do is whine and nitpick about shit they can't read nor understandCrazy stuff
>>585953412I wouldn't lose, I'm an adult!
>>585953470Nice
Trinity turned my cute daughter into a slut
>>585953530>Let a child winAll I hear is cope
>>58595359890% of girls there are mentally challenged, even the elvesFapping to them is like fapping to Chise
>>585953235Who the fuck are any of those
>>585953629Only complaint right now is they should've given Iroha a sprite at least, and probably handled the ending of the event better. It's definitely an improvement over the past at least.
>>585953470WHEN THE FUCK IS HOSHINOPLUSH RERUNNING???
>>585953503Why is this club so fucking soulful, Izuna is the most popular one but the devs never ever forget her friends
>>585953470Yuzu's pantiesMy faceYou do the math
>>585953692There's a school in Blue Archive where 100% of the girls are mentally challenged.
>>585953508>this>ungoonable
>>585953692https://exhentai.org/s/2f645e8aa7/4166744-26nigga who caresthey ARE hot
>>585953629They've just had to spend an entire day baiting Irohaschizo for content because the game just dropped a cinematic for a rando event.
>>585952847Yeah probably like a dozen or so The head prison guard women for example, giant elfNiyaniya, sensei has never met her even once, he has no idea she exists, she also hasn't ever talked about him. Its a long running discussion when it'll be time to finally meet her, the devs said to look forward to it recently and they'll try to make it live up to the hype. No they never met or talked in the beach event if you think they did.For the longest time he never actually met KonokaNever met Hiromi at allHe never actually directly interacted with the Hinadori trio for some reason, although he was probably in the same room at least
>>585953508we (yes, you and me) LOVE chibi porn here
Akane Love!Shadowridinos Chernobylridinos
>>585953503Mitch will be the Ben Quadinaros of tank racing
>>585953598Isn't trickal going through their sloppification phase, I heard none of the original girls even appear that often anymore, it's a shame because I like when niche shit survives and has their own little space
Lana sounds better so I'm gonna call her that.
>>5859537027 prisoner, mentioned by Konoka during ayylmao eventWarden of the corrections bureauInstructor at Plum Blossom that is only ever mentioned by Shun in her cafe idle quotes.
>>585953323So close, no matter how farCouldn't be much more from the heartForever trusting who we areNo, nothing else matters
>>585953503ARUJI DONOSHENSHEI DONO
>>585953118>dharuka definitely important>retarded ir*haschizo 3dpd>sea bad>you're kaede>i'm zoos>thanks cherino>kuroko unstoppable>post makes momoi based>brown called ao racist>sex child ibuki>midori cute today>monkeys talking>another gookako retard>better sensei story>ir*ha monkey
>>585953886Also I think Sumomo never talked with Sensei unless I'm missing some raid mini story
>>585953503I actually cried.
>>585953812Wtf that's adorable
coom in Nozoom.
Rana wants uppies.
>>585953118>mika next
>>585953508I don't know what universe he lives in but BA is the opposite of ungoonable
Need cute mika cosplayer porn
>>585953503sovl...
>>585953503>>585953812goofballs
>>585954402I can see it...
>>585953470Very disrespectful image to upload. You can see she on her face she didn't appreciate you taking the photo. Please consider removing it.
>>585953309Many are saying this
>>585953012*Splurt*
>>585954545what's wrong with her
>>585953118>love iroha
>>585954545what's right with her
>>585953503>>They still held out and finished the race, even after everyone went home.Heh
>>585953809It'd be better if the situation was that the exiled students were consistently returning and then getting punished for being repeat offenders, restarting the cycle and resetting status quo.We know with Shigure and Nodoka that isnt the case for them in particular (even though we do get a glimpse of Nodoka getting punished for spying on Sensei which means she was at least on probation or something), but for other clubs (even the Secretariat) its just a revolving door. I think the goal was to have it such as I had described but the early writing (or at least the localization of it) lacked the finesse to establish that in a way that doesnt just make Cherino seem like shes always the antagonist.We're 5 years too late to complain about that in particular
>>585954626>Stealing the lunchroom tank
>>585954545WTF she's MURDERING Junko!Junko-chan!
>>585953503Ninja supremacy at all times
>>585953814Shigure Ui...
Junko tanked that btw
>>585954545Does she know I cheat on her food with Rumi's?
>>585954812hi!
>>585954165how is the day in bangladesh indo bro
>>585954812
>>585954545With each passing event she's in I begin to believe more and more that Junko will outright quit her club and join someone elses. They should really do an event where she hangs with ASS.
>>585954872mad?
>Be british>Have tea time during live battle
>>585954637I couldn't see the new thread kek
>>585954753she deserves it, she punched me
>>585954927
Mimori remembered
>>585954165
>>585954872You tell me
>>585953035Oooh, you can see her tiny hands inside the sleeves.GUH
>>585955114Me. I fuck pink.
>>585955114____crept
While they call it a race, the biggest part of the contest is basically destroying everyone elses tank. Since the only way you can win is if you make it back to the finish line with your tank still in one piece. So it quickly devolves into retard fights.
>>585954953that's what the bri'ish do
>>585954504My bad, I won't do it again
>>585954953
>>585955114Man I love pinks
>>585955114That artist always draw her with other students clothes
>>585953463sexy seia
>>585953503but they won... my heart
>>585955216STOPPU! YUZU DID NOT CONSENT!
>>585954728183 would get forgiven, they were purged for demolishing the secretariat, destroying Cherino's statue, and causing a riot.
I believe Kotori (Cheer Squad) should receive a very strong bond item. She's a very early student so her kit is very weak (and unfocused) so a strong buff is really needed. Also, for some reason she and CHibiki are the only red AOE dealers with good Indoors moods, and Kotori's the only usable one. She's also the only red student with the (wide) baseball field aoe like SHanako's. Since her mood is the inverse of Hina's a buff would help round out the usable roster for red aoe content without being particularly broken since red aoe content is so rare in the first place.
>>585955216I really need to order those one day
Hina, drink this
>>585954504Okay how about this one instead?
>>585955130
>>585955391>tsukuyo holding izuna who is holding a rocket launchershe's a big strong girl
I sucked Yuzu's bellybutton
>>585955527I want to #### Yuzu so bad
>>5859556234u
does the event have any new stages?
>>585955114GUH
You mean to tell me that there are people that think Iroha is being sidelined when characters like Chihiro exist?
>>585954545She was completely in the right here
>characters
>>585955859more like they could have treated her a lot better in this particular event
>>585954953Did they let Tsurugi into the tank with them?
>>585955859"people"
>>585954728Know what, I'd agree to that. I think that'd make the joke land way better and also fit with the warped sense of normalcy Kivotos has.>Banished to the frozen wastes with no civilization?>Meh, we'll be back in a week and this happens so often half the student body has a second house set up anywayBut first impressions are important and that's not really the impressions BA gave us when they made some of the few RW students for a long time when 2 had their whole thing be "We're banished and stuck out here." Even if some later ones do make it more a revolving door, which is funny, and less a permanent boot, which isn't.
>>585955940No, it's Ichika+mobs (one of the mobs is Mashiro)
ay caramba or something >>585955901
>>585917681
>>585956041sex
>>585954927The funniest thing is that it doesn't even seem like Junko enjoys spending time with the others. I think she just does it by virtue of also liking food.I want more Junk content
>>585954953I watched GuP, can confirm this is real
ritz on the telly!!!
>>585955859Maybe Chihiro should develop a better gimmick than being a postmenapausal buzzkill.
After reading the event, Foom seems to be the best tank racer in terms of pure skill>can determine the types of shells enemies use based on sound>can maneuver the tank and direct others well enough to intentionally bend the cannon of another tank>Crusader-chan being a 10-cost brick is shown in the story to have weaker firepower and have overheating issues that Foom compensates with sheer driving skill>supposedly no one can escape her in forest environments>faced Cheringles directly in an open field(threw her advantage of already hiding in a forest) to save class 183>can pull off the most insane drifts and can make a tank flyCherino and Iroha are great srategists but their strategy seem to mostly rely on their tanks being superior than most competitors. Class 183 got repeatedly saved by plot armor, miracles and the retards just to even get the chance to fight Iroha at the end.
>>585955881>supposedly the purest among Trynitards>wears a thongThey are not beating the allegations
>>585956147She should let me see the kids.
>>585954953I saw someone mentioned that pic related is actually in the background CG
>Chihiro loses a hacking competition to Aru
I think Junko should go on a date with meShe's the cutest!
i want to take junko home
>>585956147Security mindedness is something that can easily be commisserated with sensei but they explicitly wrote his interactions with Chihiro to be that he isnt technical which breaks my immersionMy team has a range of older IT and younger IT and the thing that always connects the age bridge is having to deal with the batshit that users come up with, which is basically what Chihiro does when wrangling the younger Veritas members when they cross ethics borders
>>585956242NIGGA, YOU DESIGNED THE OUTFIT
>>585956308>
>>585955859>when characters like Chihiro exist
>>585956241>>can maneuver the tank and direct others well enough to intentionally bend the cannon of another tankKoharu was driving
>>585956013O-oh...
>>585955216
>>585956308>Aru, how did you hack them?
>>585956041I want to have sex with someone like her, yes
>>585956241I’d say it’s probably still Iroha overall, with Hifumi second. Iroha definitely has the advantage in leadership and similar skill.
>>585956242The outfits were ordered by Makoto to be specifically for Iroha though. The retards simply mistook them as consideration from Gehenna because Ibubabu wrongly delivered it to them.
>>585956423this joke is kind of low hanging fruit but it always makes me laugh
I don't think I'm going to be able to continue living a normal life now that the shupos know my weakness.
>>585956241Sasuga Titania
>>585956390Sensei exists in a quantum state where he's whatever the students need him to be the mostWhatever sensei is to a student, is what they actually want him to be.>Sensei can't cook>So that Fuuka can cook for him>Sensei can't do paperwork by himself>So that Yuuka can help him do it>Sensei isn't tech savvy>So that chihiro can help him>Sensei can cook and clean>So that he has an excuse to help Rio out daily>Sensei is a pervert>Because its what Iori secretly wantsStudents want to feel useful so they feel like they bring something to the table>But they complain about it??You gotta try to understand women moreLook at what they do, not what they say
>>585956559Iroha isn't the driver that's the point of Hifumianon's post
>>585956308I see the vision.>Aru starts googling "Hacking App Free Download">clicks on all kinds of kinds and fake download buttons>infects her computer with cyberaids>it ends up spreading to Chihiro's computer and blows up>Aru saves hers by deleting System32
>>585956617Junko is not for lewd
>>585953503So why did you everyone kept saying Michiru was gonna win months before the event? Did they know she was gonna drive a cardboard tank and were just joking around?
>>585956402>>585956574I am sure the outfit doesn't include the underwear.
>>585955470She was a decent pvp counterpick, and clearly Chesed bait but sHanako exists.
>>585956652it's pretty obvious if you read juri's and fuuka's momos back to back
>>585956436Emphasis on exist.
hacked /bag/ accounts 4chan 2026 no virus free download online untraceable to cyber police
>>585956652Although when it comes to some students, its more about what they "need" rather than "want"
>>585953503THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN AND THE MOON HAS GONE UPAND LONG AGO SOMEBODY LEFT WITH THE CUPBUT SHE'S DRIVING AND STRIVING AND HUGGING THE TURNSAND THINKING OF SOMEONE FOR WHOM SHE STILL BURNS
>>585956649
>>585955881The thong is real?My dick
>>585956892That's Utaha, dumbass. Thanks for reminding us you don't play the game.
>>585956652Sensei has average skill sets it's not that he can't cook, his cooking skills are average compared to Fuuka, he knows how to cook and bake sweets.Sensei can do paperwork but the workload is so huge he ends up messing up and needs help, that's why he has students come to Schale to help him weekly.Sensei knows enough of primitive tech that he could fix Saori's mask.Sensei harrasses and teases students that are revoltingly tsundere.
>>585956286It is... With a teacup next to it
>>585953503sovl
>>585957013I was wondering why he suddenly shitposted when none posted anything mika related in half an hour
>>585956839>>585956892oh no no no
>>585956652Maybe it's Sensei that was an artificial person this whole time. Just a being manifested by the collective desires of the girls of Kivotos to have someone in their life to share certain experiences with.
>>585956308>They have a competition because of reasons >Chirio spends hours investigating the target, figuring out all she can about their system and looking for exploits>Spends even more time coding a tool to get in>Aru walks into the building because you have to type into a computer's keyboard really fast to hack it>Gets caught by an employee and bullshits some excuse why she needs to take the computer>It works and she walks out the door with the target hard drive and wins.
>>585957029slop
Mika won Miyako lost
>>585956286why does the description repeat itself numerous times
I read Minori's momotalks, they were alright if nothing particularly unexpected. She needs an alt one day without all the clothes, megaphone, and the stupid hat. Who should I read next? I have 166 students' momotalks left so suggest whoever.
>>585957013>>585956838Cope
>>585956241So what you're saying is pandemonium racing is Mercedes and Hifumi is the max Verstappen of tanks
>>585957052They are lucky that Izuna is an actual superhuman.
uh oh retard melty
kek he's mad
>Student with the most skillful paizuri?
>>585957127That sounds kind of like LORE
melted
>>585957264A.Hosh
>>585957281You sound upset
>>585957264>and the stupid hatShit taste. The hat stays on during revolutionary sex.
>>585956880yuh
>>585957281so you're not a bot spamming when someone prompt the word 'mika' or 'monkey' ie manually lmao lame
>>585957356Iroha
>>585956441Koharu only drove when Hifumi had to switch to firing when they faced Cherino. Hifumi was driving when they were fighting against Abydos where they intentionally targeted it's cannon.
>>585956649I said this.
>>585956864I said this.
>>585957264Them
>>585957264nyIzumi, Satsuki or cKotama.
>>585957439So the white bottom is actually a miniskirt and not shorts?Fucking HOT
i owe foom children
>>585957480This sensei wants to get PUNCHED
>start JFD>my internet goes out for an hourhahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha
This event really makes me think Nexon wanted to collab with GuP but they said no.
>>585957608lol look at this dood!
>>585955941Iroha is so pretty
>>585957608bro? your phone? your cellular data?
>it's an utaha pic>retard can't see the difference and post his 3dpd slop
>>585957374I can do that maybe that will make me finally read v1c3
>>585957714Hina bullyina
Don't you guys have phones?
>>585956751Those are obviously show panties which are part of the outfits. Zoos' skirt is too short that half her butt is not even covered.
>>585956892yikes, that's embarrassing
>>585957264KaedeAobaShuppo twins
>>585956574And for Makoto herself.
>>585957789>314oh my god bruh
fumiholehifussy
So is there any way to use SHifumi effectively in a team without DHina or is she forever tied to her?
BingholeBingussyBinglesBingunny
Anyone happen to have that meme of "How not to flirt with Sensei vs. How to flirt with Sensei" and it's just Himari asking for sex?
>>585957789nigga read the story
If they really do make a BA survival game on a deserted island who'd make the initial roster?
What if Mika taught Chise how to say bing?
>>585956864Holy shit
>>585958165I love you megposter
smeg status?
>>585957778monkey humiliation part #412123lmaoIt's always funny how he always screws up
BallholeBallussyBallesBallunny
>>585957778Like the time he thought a pic of Ui was Aris and then deleted his post out of embarrassment
Where's the Lore story heading?
>>585958261I miss ReiI hope she gets a cute alt at some point
>>585917681Runner up for /bag/core image
>>585953503
>>585957789When you're done with her momos go read the story.
Mika
>>585957778I mean to be fair, my Meister wife deserves to be as popular as her but man, they're so different from each other you'd have to be retarded to mix them up.
TwinholeTwinussyTwinglesTwincunny
sometimes I think one day, you will look back and realize that the ordinary moments you barely noticed were the very moments that made up your life. You are not only moving toward your future; you are moving away from everything you have ever been. You have one life, limited time, and no guarantee of tomorrow. You cannot experience every possibility, please everyone, or become everything you imagined. But you can choose what deserves your time, whom you love, what you create, and who you become. The universe does not owe you meaning; you must create it through the way you live. Do not spend your entire life preparing to live, waiting for the perfect moment, or chasing a future that never feels close enough. You are already living the moments you will one day miss.
>>585957608On the bright side, you can skip today and do 5 tickets tomorrow
>>585958482>an unironic UtahafagI refuse to believe.
would chise say that
There are actually people who don't read the story? What are you even doing, the shitty bosses? The easy as fuck missions?
>>585957157Yes indeed, thanks for noticing. I grew it myself.
>>585958553>>585958482Utaha would be 10x more popular if her base sprite didn't look like ass
>>585956838I love this comic it's one of my favorites
>>585957958she requires another dps striker on the team to use their ex 4 times before hers gets full damage
>>585958647Nah, she doesn't have a strong gimmick
>>585957731>another Dutch angle slopWhy do they keep ruining a perfectly good l2d with this uncessary camera tilt effect? Foom's position can be fitted and aligned flat to the center of the screen too without crashing to UI menu icons
>>585958725She likes Enka
>>585958487TIME IS A VALUABLE BINGWATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS
>>585958134You know it's gonna be the gourmet club
>>585958647I think they just don't bother to give more unique gimmicks to her
>>585956647kaede 5[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fhqjrps.mp3]
Neru once again bullying small children
>>585959021Is toki a child
>>585958134Abydos is in if there's prize money
>>585959109my dick gets hard to her so yes
>>585958579NoChise would say "Today I saw a bird"And then make a haiku about it
Does anyone have a high quality version of that CG clip?
>>585958553I'm trying to save for her birthday right now but I'm 3/4 of the way there!!! (Hahah... I know it's not even half)
>>585958043Please, I really want to see it again...
>>585958826The angle makes sense because Sensei is also lying down next to her. Sensei fell asleep with another student again after nowayfagging Shiggy.
>>585959109I mean, legally, yeah
>>585958826>complaining about dutch angles in a moege
If you forfeit a stage with Lana she jumps out of the tank and gives up
>>585959371this is a gookakoge though
>>585959179irohafags... i thought you said she was the best...
>>585959382guh
>>585959382
>>585959221How many students does this make? We have to be near double digits now.
>>585959439Stop behaving like a child once in your life.
>>585959471NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585959496she tanked that
>>585953508I have fapped so much to trickcal chibis
>>585959382>>585959471>>585959493So what's her deal? Is she meta?>inb4 tactical support
https://youtu.be/1PHD4RB-IoAwhat i felt when Fuuka gunned down the gourmets
>>585958134I can see them having you play as a mob
>>585959496Rana flopped
>>585954545first time I've seen fuuka use her gun
>>585959726on my bed
>1v3>dev antishilling at full power>still the most admirable and coolestIroha really is the best
This event kinda implies that much like how guns are both plentiful and cheap in this world, you can buy one at a convinenece store for a few dollars, tanks are also just as common and cheap apparentlyThey're so plentiful that school lunch clubs, nurses, gamers, everyone can afford a tank or two They're almost like bikes
i fuck chibis
>>585959616Maybe possibly meta for p2 train because you need to somehow aoe tiny adds
>>585959731Pretty sure this is the first time she has ever been shown using itShe doesn't use it in gameplay
>>585959779Iroha, however, isn't the one driving.
there's no way beating challenge3 is possible in 150 secondstook me 20 minutes of malding to clear with 2 seconds to sparealso FUCK hina she sucksHaruka is the new red MVP
>>585959382>She jumpsShe goes flying out because it exploded
>>585959803I mean... yeah? How is that a surprise?
>>585959926yeah, she's obviously thrown out of the tank instead of jumping
>>585958616I have sexual feelings for Sheepka.I want to feel her soft fur stroking my cock T_TFun fact: Male sheeps pee on their faces to attract the female Sheepkas
>>585959902dHina and sHanako worked just fine on my screen
https://x.com/kaachan_nana/status/2115481560841609514There's apparently a bug where if you remove the cafe decoration at the right time, Nagisa will have a permanently open mouth in disbelief
>>585959964The loading screens on PC are so fast I never have the time to read these.
>>585959870>She doesn't use it in gameplaywell duhfucking specials are so rapedKinda wished they showed up at the victory screen
>>585959843I see, well I was hoping this event would unbrick oCherino or sHifumi but it seems like I was expecting too much
Nice increased spam
>>585960147They did it yesterday to ruin the last birthday thread for Cherino so of course they are gonna do it today too
Mika Mika MikaLets test this one out
That's a lot of hidden post
Why is Foom suddenly lewd enough to offer lap pillows?
>>585960337so you filtered a student because of a schizo?
>>585959706We know that Sensei meets with mobs the same as he does with regular students, we saw at the end of Vol Ex. Since BA runs on cartoon time this gives room for Sensei to be having all kinds of adventures with mobs that a spinoff could cover
Futa sensei > loli sensei > female sensei > shota sensei > cuntboy sensei > shit > male sensei
>>585959803It becomes funny with tanks sharing the road with cars though. I'd assume tanks would cost more but if Seia's sports car is one of the icons of her wealth, would tanks be the equivalent of the pick up trucks and crossover SUVs women and gay people drive normally?
Jumby my beloved...
>5 hours of overtime for two days in a row
>>585960576he fucked one of those valkyrie swimsuit mobs (canon btw)
Foom wonPeroro won
Perorosex is for over 25yo people though
>>585960761
Eroha flipped
>>585960761sex
>>585960919The spin off game will be katamari but rolling Iroha around
>>585960694Xipa's sensei > all
>>585961001With Hina and Aoba dlc
>>585958343final Lore missionThe GSC president
>>585957934it's 2 per student in most cases for some reason, it's actually only 166 students(I did the math by doing recruited students minus unlocked memolobbies from achievements list)>>585958063>>585958465I mean, I read the rest of it pretty much, but I don't really wanna read that one in particular.
>>585959803You can buy bullets and granades in vending machines by the side of the street.This is a world where little girls walk around with open carries like they're accessories.
I really, really, really like this .mp4.
>>585960547>THE YEAR OF HYAKKIYAKO
I really, really, really like this button [-]
>>585960073I mean you took her tea you brute
>>585961564The thread became nothing but 3 retards spamming, one of them with a passYou would need to hide a lot of the thread
Don't forget to gogurt your students, bag
>>585961742
>>585961252
>>585960761The ONLY mob (so far) to have had sex with Sensei.She's canonically ahead of most students.
>>585960716I'm calling in sick tomorrow. You should too
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
Spooky Mika.
Sensei sex is not real. He is still a pure virgin. He is saving it for his honeymoon with Miyako.
>>585960702Pick up trucks are for real men
>people are lusting after this
>>585961909Pat pat pat!
>>585962045SHE WADDLE!
>>585962045That's my wife who is actually a glowie tasked with seducing me so the feds can keep a close eye on me you're talking about there buddy
>>585962094>our dead thread is totally laughing at you bro
>>585962045My fucking dick...
>>585962045
>>585962094Buy an ad.
>>585962101that's just nasty
Bros... they have a better neru....
organic
WhateverNext thread will be better, I'm pretty sure the passfaggot at least won't be around
Literally who
>the entire premise of battle hoshino momotalks is sensei asked her to wear the outfit for cosplay sexok this is based
>>585962245built for NTR
>>585962094even if he were posting official art from the game that should be considered spam, jannies in this shithole are just useless
>>585962031Real men who are afraid of the dark and don't feel comfortable on the road, needing a thick, long one to give them what they need
someone make this gif with Foomi
>>585962274He realized the spam wasn't working. He still isn't getting any (You)'s though. Truly a pathetic one.
>>585962245She should be brown desu
They need to start retroactively adding ending screen interactions for older students
>>585962412get ai to do it
>>585962245I mean, she's kinda cute but that's not enough to make me interested in the whole game.
>>585962375>jannies in this shithole are just uselessYou're just now realizing this? They see one guy dumping 50 cosplay images in one thread and say it isn't spam.
>>585958647She had serious girlhusband vibes but then they walked it back and IDK what's canon anymore.
>>585962495who's Al?
>>585962351Hoshino love!
>>585960084>fucking specials are so rapedSpecial damage type was made relevant with today's update.
>>585962480they did it for Alice and Kei
>>585962480raise your Fooms
>>585960042doesn't hanako just kill all of them and get you killed? I can't do it at all cause I have no single target damage characters built.
>>585962351MORE ARMED ALTS!!!
>>585962245>better fiery redhead>no fire>not a redhead
>>585956041Can't believe I got away with it
Where was Guntank Seia during the event She wouldn’t have jobbed
>>585962101https://x.com/arado_latte/status/2115071827596976300what do you even call this kind of thing and why does it show up on my feed
Uh oh melty
>>585962739Kill the red first with dhina, you should be able to sneak them without killing the yellow for most of them, then sHanako dump to kill the rest.>I can't do it at all cause I have no single target damage characters builtYou rike?
>>585962094This is a falseflag btw
>>585962412FASTER.
uhee~
>>585954812Honorary sensei
>>585962657I meant screentimewiseyou'd see their chibis when the battle starts, when they do their EX, and in the cafeLike sometimes you forget they even have gunsI guess it's nice that they're starting to change that
First event I'm excited to read in english.
Anti-yurischizo isn't gonna like this event lol
>>585963386>Anti-yurischizo isn't gonna like this event lolThere is yuribait in the event? Nothing wrong with being anti-yuri.
>>585962245All this game's designs are too plain and washed out, and then I'm not very interested in magical girls compared to guns. Magical girls work because they dual wield female and otaku markets but this is only going to reach the otaku market. Does it even have any green haired girls? I think the only design I like is the little baba yaga granny-type hebe.
>>585963091Don't get mad at me, get mad at the spammer and jannies
Why is she like this
>>585963483No. And "Anti-yurischizo" is just all of /bag/ so there is no such thing.
>>585961948Students would gossip if Sensei actually fucks the students or not or is as pure as he seems. That fucking cat has to hear it from somewhere.
>>585963483Hanako and Koharu spend all of the event flirting with each other
>>585963591big ass gun
>>585963583At this point you have to wonder if the janny's eyes are even working
>>585963629>Hanako and Koharu spend all of the event flirting with each otherConcerning if true.
I have high hopes for the next thread
i really like anime-mom style Kokoro
>>585962910she'd easily win so they couldn't allow that
>>585963583>get madNahWhen I see retards baiting the monkey I just go lurk other threads for a while
I spend all my time flirting with Iroha
>>585962535She just needs more scenes for herself, I'm lucky she's a good plot device and gets into a lot of stories and she always steals the show every time like making the Mechagator and being milleniums idol and such, but then we get a story about fighting robots and upgrading aris's weapon (built by eng dept) and it's all Aris magic and Rio.Although if Utaha was there she'd probably have just nerded out over how cool the steel continent was.
WE’RE GONNA DOOM DOOM DOOM ITS OUR MOMENTYOU KNOW TOGETHER WE’RE DOOMINGGONNA BE GONNA BE DOOMING
>>585963818Makoto...
>>585962245 Soul Meter = -57%
>>585963764Not him but yeah hanako is going all out on body contact with koharu this time
>>585963786like, it's really hitting hard to my dick
>>585963386whatever take it and leave it
>>585963812Yet you're here right now, so that doesn't add up
We need the same event but with fighter jets.
STOP SPAMMING 3DPD SHIT
How does this picture make you feel?
>>585964072>SPAMMINGjannies say it's not spam tho?
ONGOING SESSION DISCOVEREDONGOING SESSION DISCOVEREDONGOING SESSION DISCOVEREDONGOING SESSION DISCOVEREDONGOING SESSION DISCOVERED
>>585964037>that doesn't add upI said for a while on that very same post you are replying to, and I get notifications when someone (You)s me because of 4chan x
>Girls und Panzer and Initial D eventI'm afraid it's peak archive again
>>585964117Pathetic because I'd be a terrible husband and father.
wait does the event not have a new stage or anything?
>>585953012unskippable op
>>585963597thats a one of a kind peroro plushieHifumi would do anything for it
gdd manga next cover
Hifumi wants Sensei's peroro the most.
>>585963949This is just the usual Hanako behavior, all bark and no bite
>>585964209No one is ever truly ready to be a father or husband, it just sort of comes to you when it happens.
>>585964360she literally did bite koharu's ear in that scene tho
>>585964360I guess you can't read, because she literally bit Koharu in that pic.
>>585963949Can they really do nothing else with these 2? Especially Koharu? She's been the most one-traited character the longest and has had nothing else going for her.
>>585964318Fuck off foom I won it in a raffle
Which one
>>585964430>>585964431Bite in the sense of taking it any further than that, what Hanako wants is to have her buttons pushed not the other way around, therefore she won't take it any further than some teasing. read her momos
Breeding Rana all night long
>>585964439
Blue Archive won.
>>585964431I read that as bit Koharu in half
>>585964648You of all people should not be posting this
>>58596451310 > 13 > 5 > 16Don't @ me
>>585963949that's just Hanako being Hanako kek
>>585964513Can I just have all 4 throughout the 11 years?
>>585964771You don't know me
>>585964143GOONING SESSION DISCOVERED>>585964803this but swap the last two
>>585964439That's their dynamic, Koharu is dumb and is interested in lewd stuff but will act like a purist, and Hanako sees through the farce and teases her about it, Koharu has more going for her than just being a teasing target but when it comes to her dynamic with Hanako that's how they interact, and that's who she interacts with the most so naturally that's your perception of the character
>>585964645that's a 12 year old
>>5859645133 years old
>>585964307My daughters
>>585965151out of 10
>>585965263I really like this image
Eden Treaty is the best volume. Start Your Engines is the best event. All thanks to the Make-Up Work Club. They are the soul of Blue Archive.
>>585965263I don't like this image
>>585965263Can I feel this image?
What a shitty ass day this has been
>>585965391Except for Hanako. She's just lame.
>new update just came out>general is deadtruly the last year for this game
>>585965471everyone is busy getting drained by rana
>>585954545kino Fuuka RAGE
>>585965471>new update just came out>Schizos go full ape modefify
>>585965471Everyone here plays global
>>585965471there's nothing to talk about
>>585965471Ain't it a rerun?
>>585965471retard
>>585965536She killed billions
Interesting thing is the more Iroha appears in something the better it is
>>585964224It does, the race track stage.
>>585963591I'd mash Mash
>>585965680yep
The not so average girl
What a mentally ill loser this guy is, damn
I'm tired bros
So this nigga is spamming on multiple devices?
>>585965660The funny part is this is probably true. A single ejaculation has between 40 and 300 million swimmers so even with an extremely conservative estimate of a couple thousand senseis releasing to her we already are in the billions or trillions.
>>585965928It's a 2 min cooldown between images, so only one
>>585965928He has done that before, but not ITT.
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/7/70/Track_379.ogg
>>585965928he's doing it manually, which means he scans every single fucking post and if it mentions Mika in any way he will respond in less than a minute (if he's not on cooldown)
>>585965660( ﾟ▽ﾟ)
What kind of Hina is this?
>>585965471iroha killed ba twice now
>>585966207hina trickortreatina
donut-chan got a dangle?
>>585965706My dick goes in that mouth
>>585966270Everyone has a dangle now, except for collabs
Your response?
>>585966207Hina spooky sexina
>>585966315I'm not your dad
>>585966207Hina adorablewitchina
>>585964513why does she have Hanako's halo tho
Sensei maxed out his pedometer because he visits every school.
>>585966270Everyones dangle is complete. Chibidev is free is what I would say if there weren't students with missing furniture interactions. Crack the whip Kim.
>>585966315call me daddy
>>585966312Miku...
Hina tankina
>>585966454shut up unfunny monkey
>>585965706babu
>>585966315You're welcome, kid.
Hina truckina
>>585966312I wonder if they'd need third-party approval to modify the student in any way, e.g. adding new animations
>>585966454visiting schools maxes a pedometer? like does it measure my attraction to schoolgirls?
castaway
>>585966462Miku dangle when the Teto collab happens
>>585966441pretty sure it's slop
>>585966605Wilson :(
>>585966605Wilson...WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONI'm sorry... I'm sorry Wilson ;_;
>select student for that new content that gives free mats>you are now banned from using that student in all content until you finish all her missionswhich fucking retard thought this was a good ideanow i have to waste ap from rana farming to free iori from the cotton fields before the next pvp season
>1 deleted post
>>585966671I'd roll in a heartbeat
>>585966092What goes wrong in someone's life to end up like that
it was just a fucking volleyball
>>585966902>deletes the shilling but not the spamBRAVO SEIA JANNY
what is the new mode even about
>>585967040He was a friend...
>>585962094>Deleted >the only one
>>585964125>>585964072It's actually avatarfagging, retards
>>585967116fun
coom in doomrope in hope
>>585967140Are you saying the deletion is not deserved or what?
I'm not gonna name names, but certain individuals tongue my anus
Rana is 12
>>585967248Aoi?
>>585967248gookako?
>>585967249lol now this bag culture that's why janny doesn't delete it
thanks to Mikaschizo, now even posting a normal cosplay will be frowned upon
What was her name again?
(𐫱,ó ヮ ó„)Yukari—————————————-I am Yukari!
>lol now this bag culture that's why janny doesn't delete it
>>585967392sex
>>585967382posting 3dpd has always been frowned upon
Kek monkey got the last one again
>>585967392Maho I think
culture this *unzips*
>>585967510blindbro...
I deflowered Rana...
(◠ڼ◠)(っค้c )
>>585967571He did before the delete
damn, >we ran out of imejis? I wonder what caused that
Yeah, I'm thinking Mika won.
>haha I sure showed you by using up your imagesYeah bro, you sure showed us.
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
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>>585967648truly a mystery
>>585967648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuPofpPyVkU
To delve a little deeper, the most popular recent Rana lewd (in which she is taking a cumshot into her Halloween candy basket) was uploaded just 13 hours ago and has received 92.4K views, 21K likes and has been bookmarked 5.4K times. If we use the lower estimate of 40 millions sperms per shot and use the bookmark count that already gives 216 billion sperms for a single lewd posted a little over half a day ago. All of these girls have killed quintillions.
Damn EX challenge was piss easy. It's made for Hanako. Kill purple enemies. That's all you need to do. Who makes a challenge for Hanako?
I just downloaded the gameDoes it let you just do 30 rerolls on the tutorial gacha for free to save you to trouble of rerolling on the initial gacha?? Or am I misinterpreting
now that we're out of images and are reduced to text-only, what do we think of
next thread is gonna be better I'm sureno no spam whatsoever I'm sure
>>585967392the snake whore from gensokyo I think
>>585961753Beautiful Mika
Imeji EoS just means we should post about how much we love Miyako. Miyako love times infinity.
Requesting a Kirara thread
bazoos thread
>>585967791MY FUARKINHERO
>>585967792idk, I did it with my maid twins insteadsmug-maid-twins.png
Hina no imageina
we're getting a gookako thread right? gookako67
Fairy Queen bread onegai.
>>585967951I'm talking about jaypee
requesting a Mika bread
Bake another zoos pit thread since mikatards shat all over this one
Mika love!
>>585967421GREAT post
Watch him make an early thread.
why Gehenna can't get the spotlight even on their own event?
>come home from a long day of bean-counting>no fucking imejiZOOOOOOOS
>>585968043>mikatardsyou mean the one schizo who hates her and spams cosplay?we don't hate students here btw
kill them all, fuuka
>>585968015I blame Nexon for having global have another purple challenge with multiple mobs at the same time
>>585967806you can reroll up to 10 times (100 rerolls)
Favorite schizo?
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>>585966830What are you talking about? I just used her normally.
>>585968107AYO THIS NIGGA COUNTING BEANS!
Hifumi Hifumi Hifumi HifumiHifumi Hifumi Hifumi HifumiHifumi Hifumi Hifumi HifumiHifumi Hifumi Hifumi Hifumi
Shhhhhh, she’s sleeping◅(´ᴗ ˳ ᴗ`)▻ ᶻz𐰁
>>585968146for me it's schizoschizo
what were they thinking with shanako being the first purple aoe
>>585968140really? says 30
luv Miga
WAKE UP YOU STUPID BITCH!!!Seia_Megaphone.png
>>585968295>>585968295>>585968295
>>585968330>>585968330>>585968330
>>585967727Newfags can't Gooseforce
>>585968301>>585968353ZOOS
>>585966462S.shiroko has a dangle? I assumed they'd push the updates on both servers, not make us wait
