>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial CompetitiveNewshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>585984648
>>586003375Stroking for Geist
When will valve address the woke problem??
geist probably smells like stinky
LET ME SHOW YOU MY MASTERPIECE>a bunch of random colors in a circle
Geist canonically smells like flowers and her urine tastes like champagne
Buff Danny
>>586003549It's a tranny character
>>586003549Abstract art gets you into 1930s art school, realismslop doesn't (picrel)
>>586003612Does a butterfly fly out of her ass when she farts?
Sex with Venator
>>586003635woah seems like graves, haze, ivy, kelvin and victor need buffs too!
>>586003549it's modern art slop>>586003652this anon is lying out of his ass
>>586003672Don't be stupid. She doesn't fart
>>586003375i don't understand these fanartsgeist basically should look like she's 25-30 minus the white hair because of oathkeeper. not a teen, but also not wrinkled either.
>>586003652Man looked at this and thought "I gotta kill half the Europe". Realismslop is dangerous.
>>586003713Haze, Ivy, and Kelvin are totally pickable if the meta is good for them. Victor and Graves probably need reworks before they can get buffed, assuming Valve cares about the other 99% of the playerbase.Now Billy, that's a character who needs some fucking buffs.
>>586003734What if I blow air into her ass with a straw?
Does curse even ground Danny? I could've sworn I bought it once and it did nothing on him
>>586003549A valve tradition?
>>586003858No, also it's funny anvil only stuns him long enough where he falls like 10 feet. He can just hold jump and recover mid air
I love playing doorman but golly I'm really really bad at kidnapping. I always misjudge how far I can spawn a door so I end up vortexing everyone, carting them into a wall, then opening a door after it all because i'm finally in range
>>586003549don't forget the guaranteed>ferkin ezat the end of the game after they inevitably win on their busted-to-shit girlfriend(male) character
How do you fuck up a Ranked mode so bad that the Standard queue is a better way of assessing skill?
>>586003907So how do you get him out of the air? I know he gets stunned if he doesn't hit anyone with his dive, but the radius basically guarantees a hit even if you dash jump away
bring back oldginnis
>>586003858Half the anti-flier shit doesn't work or works badly on Danny.
>>586004020You dodge his giant fucking aoe kamikaze
>hero with 55% winrate>dlg will defend them with their lives>danny releases with 45% winrate>NERF HIM NERF HIM YOSHI KILL THIS MUTHAFUCKAsomeone make it make sense
>>586003987Once again showing that it's stupid for a ranked system to do anything other than +25 MMR for a win, -25 MMR for a loss. The win streak bonus is purely vibes-based buffoonery.
>>586004020Your CC abilities.>don't have anyTough shit.
>>586004037I miss the mask, it'd be such an easy way to make a cool killstreak portrait by having the mask down
>>586004115A hero could have 10% win rate but if he's cancer to play against he should be changedSee Techies
>>586004115how much of a low IQ disingenuous fag to do you have to be to think anyone would forget he got a massive buff
Billy more like smelly
>>586004115Doorman has a 45% win rate and I still never want to see him on the enemy teamEvery hated character is hated because they're annoying to play against, not because they're OP
>>586004115danny specifically rapes m1bots. m1bots are the worst at the game and only bitch about things if it affects their gameplay specifically.
>>586004219a massive buff from 41% winrate to 45%
>>586003417this but Violet (she's with an English Mastiff)
>>586004283
>>586004219And after that massive buff he can barely make 50% in the lowest rank in the game
>>586004363You are arguing with m1ggers. It's not worth it.
>>586003987Duo queue and releasing 6 brain dead heroes would do it
>>586004115baba isn't doing this to anyone
>>586004363devilman danny, the great satan of the brick ranks
>>586004115They are redditors, they all want danny nerfed yet he wasn't picked in tournament and has a negative win rate
>>586004363Then surely you think he needs to be reworked?
>>586004276>danny specifically rapes m1botsHow? Just pop unstoppable and you can literally stand still and outdps him
>>586004276Danny gets raped by m1ggers though
my frustrating low skill hero with a massively lopsided winrate is perfect because........I play in low skill ranks
>>586004707?nerf early game spirit burst and buff gun danny, ez pz
>>586004518https://youtu.be/Pvnm2wHy2o4?si=aA1vy9lSvnZtEdJp
>>586004276deadname tranny is a target dummy bro that guy has no air mobility. stop being delusional
>>586004215Okay? But no one is asking him to be changed just nerfed. People really go "nerf his damage and make him more susceptible to cc". So basically make him unplayable, then what?
>>586001653>>586001757>>586001902
Can I safely unbind zoom and put something more useful on my RMB? I never need to zoom for anything, and I deal zero damage to things I would consider zooming in on.
>deflecting to m1gawdsIt's actually spirittroons seething about Danny because their AOEslop can't hit someone flying in the air LOOOOOL
>>586004856Then he's slightly less frustrating to play against, whatever else changes should not make him more annoying to play against but rather add some actual depth to his gameplay instead of the current braindead trash.
What happened to Arctic Blast? Feels like it went from a "everyone and their grandma buys this shit" item to rarely being seen
>>586004884There's a guy on Youtube who made a decently popular melee Infernus video (his account name is surprisingly also Melee Infernus) so now you're going to have to deal with this for a while.
>>586004510forcing single queue would fix all of ranked mode's problems and i mean this unironically
>>586004906As long as you don't plan to play bebop/shiv/viscous
>>586004945>What happened to Arctic Blast? the heroes have become the arctic blast
why is gun apollo le bad
>DUDE danny is so fun he's my main>buuut erm he's only useful in bricklow nice self-report lol
>Enemy team: Mina, spirit Yamato, Kelvin, Doorman, Apollo, bomb GeistGuess which type of resistances my Shiv and Vindicta bought
>>586005125you don't actually find that face attractive
>>586005089Apollo doesn't even have a gun. Are you high?
>deadname tranny defending their broken pick because they can’t climb otherwise The fact you guys have to run defense this hard is a self report that even you know this hero plays himself even more so than graves
>>586003635I miss the period where shiv was irrelevant for like 2 days before they just decided to make gun shiv busted
>>586004518come on deadman trannies, respond to this webm and explain why it's actually good to 100-0 someone with a point and click
>>586005249He put two points in the ult early and ulted a low HP hero from max height using an ability that scales with height
>>586004518>wraith immediately pings "violet is dead"why are they like this?
>>5860052491. it's funny2. violet deserves it
>>586005249>why it's actually goodBecause Violet deserved it.
>>586005249They're fighting game players
>>586005335there should be a "tranny down" ping for use when there is a deadname tranny in your games
>>586005089What brought you to this conclusion
>>586004960Just watched the video and I don't get it. He doesn't even feint and his enemies just don't parry, even though he's charging up multiple heavies in a rowThat doesn't happen even in my standard games
conventionally attractive feral canine hero in deadlock when?
>>586005249>most telegraphed single target ability in the game just buy counterspell>look at this 100-0 solo kill!!!>mina in the clip getting a bite on violet mid airnice strawman His ult is his only way to kill someone early game none of his other abilties do shit, why not hate on pocket for 100-0 with slamming his head on the keyboard minute 5?
>>586005670>just buy counterspell 8 minutes into the game against a danny not even in your laneriveting downplaying but what I would expect from a tranny danny player
>>586005649Cute dogy
>>586005249It looks cool
watch out i'm coming
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>>586005828mmmm sumflower
>>586005227danny cannot climb, we have the statistics that prove this. also, danny cannot take over a lobby doing his dive -> 4 combo over and over because he isn't drifter and lacks any scaling bonus for it, hence why his winrate plummets past pigeon rank
>>586005925:)
>>586003758Most coomer artists do not have talent. They probably don't even play the game. They just drew a "hot" body, and draped it in the palette of the character you're expected to recognize.
>>586003758You're missing the forest for the trees. Geist is erotic because she's a conventionally attractive older lady so for the crowd that's into that they want her looking a little aged even if canonically she would look younger than that.Plus it's not too hard to headcanon that she's looking a little older because her last life juice injection is fading and it's rihgt around the time for a new one.
I know a guy who never played deadlock but he insists on being some sort of secondary balance commentator for danny. Why the fuck does this hero attract this sort of people?
>>586006289one of the streamers he watched probably cried about him
>>586006382No he's the danny fan, he's under some kind of delusion that he's the "TF2 hero", it's so idiotic.
>>586006289Coombait. I am completely serious. The face of Dota 2 is Pudge and Juggernaut. You have to actively dig for hot women in Dota. In Deadlock, they're very easy to find.
>>586006425you're probably being facetious because reddit is mostly danny whining >>586006467yeah danny is huge coombait for people into boners
>>586004037>>586004203I fully agree
>>586006467The hottest deadlock girl is even the one they start you with.
>>586006528I'm not, this person actually exists. Danny got a massive secondaryfag fanbase because they saw some popular clip on twitter with a rocket jump route, they're always mesmerized by that kind of shit.
>>586006528>DannyNo, it's why people come to your "community", and stay. And it will only get worse.Cruel joke by Valve to make so many hot women, too. All Marvel Rivals shitters will just get filtered out, eventually, when they realize IceFrog is a gameplay first kind of guy.
So is Doorman supposed to be omnipotent? Maybe just see the future? Interesting
>>586003919The real cheat is if you're in a team fight you can usually get away with a door before the cart since they won't be looking, it'll help you get used to hope to place them
Oh yeah, forgot about Blizzdrones, my bad. No Winston will be coming. And the entire game will, eventually, be entirely balanced around Unstoppable.
>>586004215I miss pre rework techies. It was fun playing a totally different game than the rest of the entire server. Fun for them? Fuck no, but I'm playing for my own enjoyment
>>586006748>I like NOT playing the gamePut a toothpick under your big toe's nail and kick a wall.
>>586006708unstoppable should be buffed to 7s unironically
>>586005181tbf face is the least important when it comes to female looks
venator is almost honest but his buggy shotgun is dishonest
>>586006748I appreciated good techies players, it was a fun mindgame with appropriate counterplay until the dumb fucking agh's upgrade letting them stack permainvisible mines to stall games forever, then the rework just ruined their sauce.
>>586006425The tf2 hero is McGinnis thoughOr the secret Chinese melee veilwalker gun build for Doorman that lets you larp as spy
>>586006854there is nothing honest about 3 nukes that pierce all resists
>>586006824Sorry you forgot to mine sweep before jungling, enjoy the respawn timer. By the way it's 15 minutes into the game and my only item is tier 1 boots :)
>>586007019Dunno what you're smugging about, retard. Old techies is gone and it's not coming back.
>>586006982That's the most honest ultimate in the game aside from like, I dunno, fucking Abrams though
>>586003464Good morning, saar
>be valve dev>open forums>enter some random thread but dont read it>alt-tab out but leave the tab active so your profile says ''Viewing Thread''>do something elsethis is why you cant see which thread the devs are browsing btw, its to give goycattle like you the impression that your opinion or bug reporting matters (it doesnt)
By the way, Deadlock will never be as good as it was in 2024 and early 2025. The Neon Prime devs are mostly gone at this point, and they've been replaced by Campo Santo. Enjoy your Valve-enforced metagame and your Disney Princess character designs.
Why must I only like characters with shit early gamesWhy do I do this to myself
india is the future of deadlock
>m1 heroes have to worry about actually aiming for the entire duration of their clip, manage ammo, headshots, falloff forcing them close, spread, etc to deal a fraction of the damage of spirit heroes, who can also m1
>>586007190like who
>>586007238Billy and Abrams. Also Drifter even if he's actually decent
>>586007080If you're still playing ASSFAGGOTS even now, I have every right to be smug
>>586007295Deadlock is ASSFAGGOTS, too, though?
>>586007294Do you not buy close quarters? It's like the ultra laning stat check item. I hate anyone that can use that item because they're going to stat check you in the laning phase.
>>586007190Hey it just means you get to have something to look forward to
>>586007351I do buy them second item with both, but at the end of the day, if you get stunned a single time you're dead even with it. It's good but it's not going to fix a terrible early, just makes you slightly more of a threat if they don't respect you. By the time you can even get it you're probably 30% under tower unless your lane partner is a beast
>>586007080He's coming back :)
>>586007482No, he's not. Something will wear old Techies skin, but will definitely not be old Techies.
>return to the game recently>all box routes I knew in the past, except rooftops, are irrelevant now>the lanes aren't (almost) mirrored anymore so I have to learn twice as many routes because I need different ones for each laneFuck my life cunt
>>586007189I much prefer current Deadlock especially because the map is 100000x better and I have real hero variety now
>>586007442>second itemYou don't buy that second, buy it first and get to work.
>>586007190Do what I do, if you think a lane is totally irredeemably bad you'll never make a scratch on it, just buy egg and stall your guardian as long as possible and try for the recovery later. Early game heroes just need denied kills, don't die and you're already winning half the battle
>>586007591I'm not low enough in elo that this works. 20% damage and a better burger box doesn't convince people not to shoot me from half a lane away
>>586007559Routes aren't all that different except for the theatre, you'll adapt quick
>>586007658>I'm not low enough in elo that this works.That's how the item is used even in DLNS, what are you even saying.
>>586007395Damn. But this was probably the more correct comic to copy.
>>586007703In DLNS both sides fully commit to burger boxing because they recognize that whoever wins the 2x stun contest winsDLNS also doesn't pick Billy and Abrams lol. They pick things where close combat is improving already good harass. In the hypothetical that melee tanks are taking CC early, people in DLNS will just not go near them and instead shoot them in the face because they have no regen for 2 - 3 waves
>3 Russians on my team (Ivy, Bebop and Drifter) >can't understand what they're saying>yellow is lost real quick>enemy team wipes the floor with us>pocket starts complaining about russians>they're pretty chill though>they do some basic pings and callous for fights>try to coordinate as much as we could>we get our shit together>the russian guys are pretty good actually>we make an impossible comeback>we win some insane fights>we winTurns out trannies here complaining about russians are just massive bricklow skilllets and you can turn around a losing game with them. Never listening you guys ever again.
busted to lady geist again
>>586007687The 30s routes aren't too different but 1min/extension/where I go after the first quick grab routes definitely are. Though in the past I could usually just zip back towards base and grab boxes on both sides of the route without thinking but now they've spread that shit out and I cbfBased on my experience so far, China town is fucked even if I've gotten down some close proximity heavy boxes. Theatre I don't even acknowledge as a box zone, just where my sinners have already been invaded every game
Why aren't you building radiant regeneration on every single hero in the game? Now the pros are even building it on McGinnis.
Let's see what this dick can do
My life is in shambles and all I do is play Street Brawl
>RIFT! RIFT GUYS! LETS GO RIFT>no one steps foot in it or tries to fight it>When we're behind every rift
>>586008286>DYI HRTXis nigga is gonna die of cancer in like 5 years
>>586008374thats why i play rat king and go in first with ult i am a hero
>>586008286>TBIyeah, that makes sense
>>586008448I've run into too many rat kings with no green items who insist they are the m1 hard carry.
>>586008507TBI?
>>586008685Traumatic brain injury
I don't give Danny MVP winners thumbs up even on my own team in protest
I'm so jealous of Danny players they have their BDCs and I'm left stuck with my LSC...
>>586009030you say this as a joke but I kneel to danny players and their bdcs while I keep my lsc in a cage
>>586009030>>586009080speak english wont ya
I'm calling it now. Violet is going to be a 2 stamina hero when the nerf patch drops tomorrow. She doesn't exercise, and she smokes.
>>586009297She'll be the first 1 stam hero actually
>>586009297>Deadman danny no longer starts with staminafixd hero
>melee heroes are countered by a 800g item>gun heroes are countered by several items>spirit heroes have no counter
Rat King is kind of hot
>>586009297>She doesn't exercise, and she smokes.so that's why she's so out of breath
>>586003851It goes straight to her boobs
why do people heavy melee the last sinner hit when a light is enough
>>586009540More buffs
>>586009540liar
>>586008017
>>586008017You look fat
>>586009540thispeople also dont know you can just light melee the heavy crates twice to open them
Celeste has been OP for like 15 patches now btw. when are we going to address the elephant in the room
>>586010180Her current state is a consequence of radiant regen being fucking broken, if they nerf it she might end up ok.
the matchmaking in this game is fucking garbagethis is my second day playing vs humans and i have already quitted 5 games due to being placed in lane vs people with 1k hours and getting obliteratedfuck this shit
>most of my loses is me being the hard carry>most of my wins are a mix of avg team or good teamI cannot be the carry on my team. I'll fumble at the most crucial moments.
>>586010180Yoshi is a Celeste main, sorry bud
You're outclassed.
>>586010254fucking great. How am i supposed to play 1 match in low prio if i am banned?
>>586007973You can also turn around a losing game without them, and it's more fun. Furthermore, you're a tranny who sucks Russian dicks for no pay.
>>586010254It probably doesn't really matter if you lose lane at your elo, but yes you will get rekt as a beginner in a game like this. It has a steep learning curve and there aren't many players bad enough to match you against.
>>586010254>>586010353>system gatekeeps ragetardworking as intended
>>586010396i play sidelaners, mina, celesta, deadman, apollo (no i don't wanna change) and if i lose lane i'm useless
>Danny>CelesteBoth fine, heroes being strong doesn't warrant nerfs, their numbers are fine>Rat King>GravesOverpowered at all levels of play, they're also heroes that struggle against Danny, which I'm sure is a coincidence
>>586010254It's impossible to help you man. You're a quitter. Goodbye.
pls send me an effective yama build i'm about to sudoku
>>586010396>there aren't many players bad enough to match you against.i thought the game had an all time peak? Are you telling me it cannot find 11 other noobs in eu?
>>586009450would be hotter if he was a canineand walked on 4 legs
>Get an annoying shitter on your team>Lose>Next game they're on the opposite team>Absolutely shit on themIs there a better feeling
>>586009540light melee only gives 1 stat buff, heavy melee gives 4Also the sinner takes the same amount of health for a light hit and a heavy hit so the most efficient strat is heavy melee only
>>586010456There is a fuckton of farm on the map, and losing lane only matters if your opponents are smart enough to stop you from taking all the safe farm on your side of the map. Just catch waves crashing into your walker and hit sinners/boxes. You'll be caught up by the time Rift spawns.Lane matters more the higher skill you go. You just need to learn not to get tilted and you'll be fine as a beginner.
>>586010567kill yourself
lol can't even play against bots when banned, cmon man at least let me practice
>>586010254>having a quitter mentalityGoddamn I'm grateful I'm not you
>>586010681Even in higher elo (ascendant) lane doesn't really matter THAT much, lose lane win game is a real concept the only thing that makes it matter is (you) losing your mental
When are they adding in a real nigga hero?
>raging Geist on enemy team constantly flaming his teammates calling them retards>match finishes>0 heal>0 obj damage>6-8-3what causes this?
>>586010767i'm a high rank fighting game player so i usually don't do it but it's early in the morning and haven't took my meds yet desu senpai
>>586010843have you considered not taking hrt?
>>586007973Trannies being worse doesn't make russians good
>19600 worth of souls in effects in a single abilitylol
>>586011067i don't
>>586011196The funny thing is that Wraith players never know what cards they are throwing at you. You never know what cards Wraith is throwing at you. Sometimes you just get random blim blam bazinga effects going off.
>>586010815Why does this fucking faggot plague multiple generals?
>>586010697just imagine it, his 2 would be "Dog Swarm" instead of Rat Swarm and he would send out dogs instead of rats (obviously duh), and if they came across a hero like Violet or Paige, well, you know what would happen haha
>>586011196>spadelet's give it 6400 like boundless>diamondit's brs (1600) and mystvuln (1600) combined so 3200 [9600]>clubmystslow (1600) [11200]>heartlet's give it 6400 [17600]so>19600huh?
If Radiant Regeneration is so good then why can't I find any builds that include itThis is a serious question, I basically never see anyone building it ever, even on extremely spirit-heavy heroes. Are people just retarded?
>>586011376all effects are stronger than the items you mentioned. thats the extra souls
>>586008374>3 different teammates ping rift>none of them show up
>>586011518how is diamond stronger than brs and mystic vuln which have higher shred values AND also give resists and additional weapon damage?how is club stronger than mystic slow which also reduces dash distance?
>check who did most damage>rat king>violet>violet>violet>rat kingnice game icefraud
>>586011379Violet builds it, Shiv also does if not going gun
>>586011635post your hands
>>586009441*blocks ur path*
>>586011708yes, the ability is already maxed out in that image and those are indeed the improved stats which are shown in the tooltip
>>586011781except its not maxed retard
>>586011885oh fuck nevermind then, march 6 killed deadlock
>>586011639It's balanced because uh Rat King has a bad lane or something (Rat King pressed grenade to clear and then left the lane)
>Play Mo>Get enemy low every time>Teammates always fuck off giving enemy time to escape or be saved by teammate following up>Die>Keep getting pinged to go in for them to do it again>Ignore team and just split push>Entire enemy team decides to chase me down instead of protect their base>Win as team pushes inFelt like shit but it worked I guess. I wish the death of every Victor.
there U ahhhr
>add enemy rat king after losing>me: "gg but we can both agree that rat is busted right?">him: "not really? i was building bomb">me: "bomb isn't the issue, it's his ult">him: "nOt REaLLy.">tell him to dl replaymf was literally using it off cooldown and winning fights off the back of his violetgame is literally unplayable rn if you're not a baba, rat, violet, ven, celeste, or (arguably) shiv main, but retards think literally nothing is wrong with their launch busted heroesharrow needs to be reigned in as well, but i doubt her ult will be adjusted in the first wavethere's been games where i lose half my health bar during team fights and i just can't fucking tell what's damaging me until im dead and viewing damage breakdown because there's just far too much shit on my screenupdate has a severe readability problem
Is baba a frontliner?
>>586009441>>gun heroes are countered by several items
>>586012065effectively, yes
Is your Standard elo and Ranked elo the same or very close?I ask because when I play Standard people just fuck around a lot where as in Ranked people actually try to play together, which I assume is just player psychology of those trying to play ranked, but I was wondering if my ranked elo was actually higher or something.
who is eidorian and why is he so good? Looked at his liquipedia and has no previous comp accolades in any other game
street brawl is lame now with these new heroescant believe the devs forced me to go back to normal deadlock after all this time
>>586012182most likely, yeahimpossible to data mine since matchmaking is almost entirely serverside
>>586012239>now
>>586012236eido is a spaz that got really good at 2 characters that were impossible to balance for a long time due to how many escapes they had (pocket/mina) and knew how to clip farm with his disproportionately high risk playstyle
>>586012264eh i played it from release up until now. much less now. yeah paige was kind of annoying but lots of heroes could bully her. same with zombie girl.these new heroes are fucked, especially danny and violet
>>586012236nice self glaze eido, show me some 0-11s
Buff the creep damage already
Please for the love of god make Solomon's pieces breakable or at least be destroyed when on top of your towers. I don't care if his win rate is shit he is fucking cancer to lane against and reduce is fucking cancer giving ult's vfx.
I know what's wrong with Danny, conceptually.About 85% of the cast's abilities do nothing or are extremely hard to apply to him. And for some reason grounding him with items is mostly broken. He just feels uninteractive, playing his own game. Reminds me of Goblin Techies.
give me a tier list
>queue at 7pm>15 min queues>queue at 11am>2 min qalright
I don't really like the melee system of the game, it feels like you have to weave them in constantly and then its basically just a big parry guessing game. so many of my lanes have just nothing going on until a parry happens then that person dies. yes im a newbab
>>586012741boxing is the best way to get damage in early since no one has items yet. get used to it newbabby
>>586012528>same with zombie girl>zombie girlBrawl players everyone
>>586010518I've never seen a good Yama even though she's supposed to be strong this patch.
STOP FUCKING PINGING FOR REJUV WHEN THE ENEMY IS UP.
I've played like thirty games of deadlock and I've not won lane a single time
>>586013004play rat kang
>>586012967>Ya done redder than a tomatoThat doesn't even make sense. Damn artists appropriating my southern culture because the sexy werewolf babe has the barest twang to her.
>>586012717
>>586010518ABLyou melee and right click>that sounds shitit's her most viable playstyle unironically, is disgustingly easy AND strong
>>586013151Paige is way too neurotic to be an A and how the hell is baba a C?
>>586013151vypers baby would end up being born with fetal alcohol syndrome and most likely addicted to some other substances. your father would also realistically either be billy (this is bad) or youd be a rape baby (vyper raped lash)
>>586013151>Calico not being a great momare you retardeddo you not see how she takes care of Ava and how she tries to teach her kids lessons in her voice lines?
I'm trying to break out of my Doorman habit. He is all I play because I like torturing people until they call me foul things in all chat. Who should I play?
>>586013349Paige/Rem with all the utility/CC itemsBebop if you're good at hookingKelvin
hooking danny during his divebomb stuns him and causes the self damagethe knock to the side from the stun still saves him from any harm, they should honestly remove that
>>586013345anon youre gonna get some chud responses
>>586013248she runs a cult so I imagine she handles tons of young witches so she has to have a motherly streak in her. >>586013345i placed her there because she's bald ngl
>>586013468>i placed her there because she's bald nglBased bald people are almost as evil as fat people
She deserves love.She deserves happiness.She deserves to be spoiled every now and again.She deserves to feel like she belongs somewhere.
>>586013345Also she canonically has a son if I remember correctly who's assumedly doing well.
Does anyone want to help me learn how to play the game? Who leaves the lane to do boxes and when do they do them? Which boxes do they take? When do they respawn? I heard there's something called neutral boxes and they spawn later?Thank you!
>>586013625Her son is black so I wouldn't be so sure.
>>586013624You can't fix her.
>>586013345>It's like I told my son: You are free to make all the horrible decisions you'd like.sounds kinda hands off
>>586013318i tried to do a fathers tierlist but i don't know enough about some of the cast
Holiday oiled up and twerking
>>586013151Geist, Calico and Baba are already mothers. Yamato cares a lot about her family so she would definitely love her kid. Holliday would definitely be child neglect. Graves would be a terrible mother.
>>586013780I know I can't, but that doesn't change a thing I said
>>586013917vs paradoxwho wins?
>>586013870what? other than drifter all those would take care of a child eaisly
>>586013662>Who leaves the lane to do boxes Look at your teammate. He left? You stay in the lane. He didn't leave? You leave.>and when do they do them?Between creep waves.
Wraith and calico oiled up and twerking
>>586013831At a certain point you can't baby them anymore
>>586014038>Doorman >Baby comes back with thousand yard stare from timeout
>>586014207doorman wouldnt have a reason to torture a child and would find it intersting to raise it
>>586014059At what times though? Do I kill camps as well?
>>586013870I can imagine Lash being a good dad, but the rest of them except maybe Apollo who is essentially a child himself are either monstrous or too deeply up their own ass with weird problems to be a good parent.But yes, Apollo would be fine-ish, at worst he'd be his own father and he's mostly okay. Kelvin could probably raise a child before he got bodysnatched, not so much after. Billy would probably be okay if he grew up too.
>>586014298Vyper would be a nice dad that left for milk and never came back(forgot)
Items for this feel? Besides Armor Piercing Rounds of course (no 6.3k souls to shoot through Kelvin dome is not a good investment)
>>586014298Venator would be such a good father (if he's not a pedophile). Damn the Catholic church for stealing all the good ones.
>>586014406knockdown and decay
>>586013151Seeing as a large portion of Yamatos motivation is family, I doubt she'd go full on child neglect on her own child.At the very least shed hire somebody to look after them properly while she went out murdering.
>>586014321NTA but it's debateable. babies aren't very interesting and would need to hold his interest for literal years. Assuming he'd be interested in a human that he raised himself rather than a more "natural" one to begin with.
>>586013870Lash would be good dad though, his bravado is only a façade.
>>586014330Wait until all the creeps are dead (their income is far higher than boxes) and you go search nearby boxes/neutrals/whatever else you can find. Just don't leave your lane completely unattended or you can get someone cheeky enough to fuck up your tower. This depends on your rank but also don't just fucking abandon your teammate alone for 15 minutes while you suck up every single crate in the map.
>>586014406AP rounds really need more interactions to be worthwhile. Hell, maybe they should let you wallbang with them, like CS.
>>586013151Yamato is way too responsible for that. Seven even commends her for not being a retard over her revenge.
Lash stands in a tree. How do you respond?
>>586012717ok
>>586014583"You're so hot, wanna fuck?"
>>586014583Lifting!
>>586014463Venator sleeps with women on just about every mission he goes on
>>586014616Try not to get distracted by the awesome physique of Jacob Lash. We have a problem to solve here.
>>586014615Danny isn't asexual.He is extremely sexually attracted to Mr Fairfax and the Chimaera MK1
>>586014583I put down my AOEslop in anticipation of his extremely choreographed slam
>>586014615>kelvin and seven asexualohnonono
If I impregnate Darcy Graves and she gets a miscarriage how much skull points will that be
>>586014615>the mythical creature that can only be ridden by virgin maidens>straight
>>586014734They probably are in their current state of existence.
>>586014615>>586014721
i wanna play warden cuz he seems kind of aura. is this a good build for him? and how do i play him? do i just hoover up every farm on the map as pos 1 or what
>>586014841Wait for the balance patch. You just asked us how to outrace a Ferrari on a push scooter.
>>586014841>i wanna play warden cuz he seems kind of aurawe have genuine fucking underages hereis it actually over for /dlg/?
>>586014841He's pretty outclassed at the moment. Yeah you get fat on souls then statcheck people to get objectives. He's defs getting some kinda buffs in the future so still not a bad time to pick him up in the long run
You know, i think most of the cast is remarkably stable all things considered
>>586014946im 22 years old ;::(>>586014930>>586014998i see i see, i did hear he was kind of hitler alongside mercurial magnum before this big patch but i didnt know just how hard he got hit by the nerfs wowie
>>586014841>and how do i play him? you get ring of repick and swap to haze or wraith
It has taken me an embarrassingly long time to realize why Rem's name is Rem
>>586015093At least you got there in the end
>>586014734Kelvin is a zombie husk and Seven is a God, human emotions like romance are now beneath him
>>586015041You are probably in shitlow anyway, you can win with any hero there if you are dedicated to it.If you get good at him now, when he gets buffs you'll feel super powered
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>get into deadlock>people got their rotations down, they move like crazy, contest camps on my side if they manage to push, never leave a lane alone, etc.>getting massively skill gapped in every way>must have been put in a standard high queue or something>check avg rank of people in my games >acolytethat's crazy. im immortal in dota and challenger in league too. I fucking SUCK at this moba
Sex with Mo
>>586014741Important questions left unanswered
>>586015424>and challenger in league tooyou're straight up fucking lyingI peaked gold in League and in my first month of playing I hit Oracle (pre matchmaking update)I REFUSE to believe you could be that shit if you were allegedly challenger.
>>586014841I'd say the key items on Warden is titanic mag, QSM and Radiant Regen. You want to max flask first since the cooldown reduction is highly synergetic with the above.Besides that, there are two schools of thought. Do yoi play around the fact that his vase damage is really high, or do you play around his spirit scaling? I personally do the later and get tesla bullets and toxic bullets so that I can increase my bullet damage using spirit while I increase my bullet damage by getting spirit.
>>586015637probably a boosted support main
>Remove Radiant Regen>Remove Refresher>Remove VioletThere I just fixed this game
>>586014741>>586015636None
What are other heroes like McGinnis? I had someone playing Apollo on the opposing team just flip out on me for playing a no-skill NPC character that wins fights by doing nothing and now I'm curious if there's other characters that annoy people like her.
>>586016186Graves
Are trooper souls still split by people around them? Should people leave my lane so I get more souls?
is there a darker lipstick mod for graves
>>586016186Victor makes people unreasonably mad when you get big enough to walk into a team fight, die three times and walk out after killing everyone without hitting a single ability or bullet.
>>586013151What's up with people who think haze is good mother? Is it because she is close to rem? I bet she uses him for her sleeping daggers — a cold hearted assassin would
>in the previous thread we learn that the dog dick spammer is a mentally ill american twink who posted 'p of himselfWhy are NA hours always full of schizos and freaks?
>>586016376Listen to the voice lines buddy
>>586016047But it has a skull?
>>586015041You were twelve years old when Homestuck ended, DIE
>>586011708>Max cards>Wraith is still wearing her cheap suitUmm, icefraud?
>>586015041hey cutie you looking for a sugar daddy? ;)
>>586015093yeah its because he doesnt REMember how to get home
Why am I seeing so many Vindictas building sprint?
>>586016592Dude no what the fuck?It's a Remington Steele pun. Because Rem likes to steal sinners
>>586016386he's not even into it for real like me it's cringe
>>586013970Graves supports the dead for free, how would she be a terrible mother? She's just a little young but would mature well if the lich doesn't LICH GONNA HAVE YOUR MANA her
>>586016630it makes her 2 feel slightly less shitty to use
>>586016386I haven't seen any dog dicks posted in this general
>Graves>What?>You know that liches gonna lich, right?
>4 oracles, 1 phantom and 1 ascendant on each team>I'm the ascendant but I'm a support only kitten>enemy team ascendant is Violet
>>586016924Violet is a support hero
>>586016962That does most damage in game
>>586015637Pre-matchmaking update the ranks were completely fake for new players, plenty of them were getting placed into the oracle-phantom range in their first game.I was oracle at the time and it was super common to see a guy who was clearly in way over his head and then at the end of the game he'd complain about being put into a match like that while brand new.
When are they changing Vindicta's gun to a proper bolt action rifle so it doesn't feel like she's shooting a semi automatic pistol wearing a sniper rifle's skin?Shit feels so jarring to shoot
>reach eternus>get comm banned after 2 matcheswtf are people really report jannies?
They should add the rift to street brawl, like putting it off to the side so you have an actual decision to make instead of the gamemode being about mashing your face into the enemy team
>>586017034https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designated_marksman_rifle
>>586015717>>586015717omg i completely forgot about radiant regen and just tested it out alongside mercurial mag, its kind of insane... i slotted in to buy after i get mercurial mag and my green spike. toxic bullets and tesla also seem really good like u suggested and just straight up seem like must haves especially with tesla just being kinda cheaper ricochet??tysm!!>>586016458yes and?? why shouldnt i enjoy something just cuz i wasnt around for when it was current?? i still really enjoy the remnants of its community and all the mspfas like im actually addicted to reading them>>586016580what the scallop
>>586017139Ok but that's not what her rifle is
>>586017016I know exactly how the ranks worked, retardkun.I climbed to Oracle (pre inflation patch) FROM shitlow after brute force learning the game in norms with 0 guides and just intuition from League gamesense with like a 70% winrate on Ivy because my macro just gapped them.back when splitpushing was actually viable, oh how I miss it.
>>586017140haha i know riiiight??? no but seriously hit me up if you want to make some easy money
>>586017140we dont need some avatarposting troon fuck off to the deltarune general or some shit
>>586017140avatar use is against site rules, faggot.don't be cringe.
>>586017140Enjoy the remnants in the correct place retard, we're are defacto banned on the entire site like MLP posters. Not that you would know this newfag-kun. I'm risking a nuke even entertaining your stupid ass but the torch must be passed on even if all the new "fans" are giant queersdeadlock
>>586015041>>586017140There's been a weird resurgence of Homestuck among zoom zooms despite the giga hiatus and terrible management, it's really strange.Also what is Vyper actually going to wish for in the ritual? I think she's too retarded and will probably wish for something dumb like a rich husband or something
Danny and Rat King is the most honest of the new heroes
>>586017323Probably a one-night stand with Lash
To this day i have no idea what troonstuck even is but all i need to now is that it looks like trash and the people that are fans of it are subhumans and losers among losers
Armor piercing rounds should pierce shields
I haven't played once since Violet was added is the current state of the game really that bad should i just wait for the next patch?
This game desperately needs techies
>>586017430Calm down sanjay its just some dumb webcomic from before you were born
>>586017430It's a time capsule of cringe thats had its corpse raped at least a half dozen times over
>>586017430Homestuck was the late 00s-early10s version of late 10s Steven Universe Fans or 20s Hazbin Hotel fans
>>586017368>got picked onceLater, 0 pick shitters.
>load into a game on my lowest priority pick>tam comp sucks>my yellow lane goes 2/12 in 6 minutescould this game be any more obvious about the mandated losses?
>go and take boxes on the side>teammate follows me like a dog thinking i'd let him take them for some reason>decides to sperg and roam at min 3:30 foreverepic, still won
>lane against aimbot Vindicta>immediately tell my team about it>the Vindicta is so bad that he complete trash him and stomp his team3rd aimbot Vindicta I play against in a short amount of time too
>>586017665Mandated wins/losses are absolutely real.
>>586018021HERE I COME
>>586017368List of heroes for me to main...
>Rat KingIncrease hitbox of grenade and/or increase the distance it's launched when hit so it's easier to knock awayRemove the damage reduction on T3 pestments or heavily reduce it>BabaSpirit steal has diminishing returns upon hitting multiple heroes with threadsapIf you get parried while using 2 your melee is disabled for another two seconds (but you aren't stunned)>SolomonBishops can be destroyed with two heavy meleeBishop traps have a shorter hitbox so it's easier to jump over themRework ult somehow>DannyHalve the cooldown reduction upon hitting a hero with dive>VioletStricter LoS checks on her stunningNerf damage overallUlt is now a line that you manually draw instead of a circle>HarrowDamage amp on vapors reduced to 15%, crash is now 1.5s shorterHealing per bullet reduced, but builds up charges on 3 fasterUlt is now a wide cone instead of a half circle, fear takes longer to fully build up, T3 upgrade now grants huge resists instead of full damage immunity Fixed your game
Tickling someone to death with Apollo left click feels so embarrassing for both parties.
Why aren't people building tesla bullets on Harrow? She builds spirit and has good fire rate. I know mag size is kind of a limiting factor but they often tend to buy titanic mag for healing darts anyway?
>>586018115Dashfernus is slept on he's OP
I think it's pretty funny that Celeste slept with Lash
>>586018397but you're supposed to build him gun
>>586018432Dashfenus WAS retardedly broken but that shits been nerfed for months at this point
>>586018401item slots and soulsI feel pretty cucked on both while playing Harrow because there is already so much I want to buy
I am a mina who puts points into 0 upgrading love bites until the end...1 > 2 > 4 > 3
>>586018432This but Dash and Melee Infernus
>>586017318>we're are defacto banned on the entire siteNone of this site is moderated nowadays mate so who cares, you can post about trannies and spam social media screenshots 24/7 and receive no ban
Ivy is actually so fucking dishonest
you really should be able to choose a person and spam on their screen in bright flashing colors "GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK NOW"
>>586019009There's not a single honest hero in this game.
12v12 map when?
do you even realize how tumblr this game is that valve actually bans you for saying retard?
>play first ever ranked match>teammate is a wraith that goes 1/8 in lane and feeds a minaWhat the fuck am I supposed to do
>>586018924The moderation is shit, yes. Unmoderated, no. I watch retards get nuked in this thread almost every day, it just takes them fucking hours to ever get around to the reports. Pretty sure our resident twitter screenshot spamming retard has access to a residential proxy because I watch a handful get nuked with a presumed ban while some remain up.
>>586019021WHAT A SAVEWHAT A SAVEWHAT A SAVE
>>586019057AbramsBillyDrifterHazeHollidayLashM&KParadoxSevenSilverWardenWraith
>>586018156>Rat Kingeither nerf or rework the ultimate, nerf: damage reduction 10% fire rate 15%.>Babaspirit steal is stupid and the hit reg of the ability is too forgiving, so reduce the size of the projectile by 10-20%, reduce the cooldown and charge counter.i like the change you proposed to her 2 melees getting parried, i think it could be enough for now, but you also have to consider that late game she has 100% uptime on her granny longlegs and it's already harder to parry her as the range of her melee is aoe and she moves around quite fast (while being outside of your screen).her ultimate needs to have the hex go off only if she gets the full duration off and it absolutely needs to be canceled if she dies mid ult.>Solomonulti is able to stun only once and is no longer an execute (lol).don't know too much about the rest of his kit but i despise him.>Dannyfucker shits out too much damage but for now i'd be happy if knockdown/slowing hex/ps disabled his jetpack for a while and actually put him on the ground.>Violetremove her.>Harrowdecrease heal amount of her 3 early-mid game by about 20-30%. increase range on her 2.ulti can no longer fear if you look at harrow while outside of her ulti range, fear also takes longer to build up and can only apply once. Alternatively i'd like to see her ultimate be a somewhat of a skillshot (i think her design is incredbily boring and as a support player and nurse irl it pains me because i was kinda hyped for her) maybe have her throw her bag somewhere and it opens up and applies a buildable fear and damage (kind of like she does already) around itself and then harrow has to pick it back up or something, but it feels a little in tune with the current aoe-slop direction.i'd also like to see her 1 be reworked into something more interesting and have her deal more damage, not in a broken way but in a way where she doesn't just sit way back while peppering her teammates.
>>586017140I know who this is, I created this homestuckfag btw,
>>586017245im scared>>586017260>>586017309its 2 posts dude calm down>>586017323>>586017318honestly i just got into homestuck after being around people who read it my entire life and people kept making references to it i couldnt understand. they kind of gatekept me away from it though saying it was shit... i read it this year though and i really liked it a tonalso deadlock. deadlock as in i tried warden out for the first time and got own zoned hard
Why am I getting so many 5v6s recently? There's always some retard just farming 24/7 and he's not even a carry. Are the farms testing bots on standard?
I am upset. This streamer is using many cheat mods. I thought it was an in-game setting that tells you that you're within range for Rake to be used but no, he's using a mod that highlights people that are in range of Rake.
>>586019114>What the fuck am I supposed to dobe grateful that you didn't get the billy I had who went 1-14 during laning phase
>>586019127I remember people here getting bans for basic bitch black jokes when Solomon released like it's twitch chat
>>586019127incredibly pathetic post for many reasons kek
They should buff Rat King's ult, actually
I'm reading a lot of whining about Danny online and I feel I'm taking crazy pills. You just buy any of slow, warp stone or counterspell and he's dead in the water. He's also very vulnerable to m1 and mobile characters, is useless to secure objectives and is overall the weakest of the new batch, so why am I seeing so much complaining
>>586019565They should lower the cooldown on Venator's AWP too.
>>586017665I HAD A LITERLAL GRIEFER IN MY NEXT GAME VALVE WHAT THE FUCK
>>586019586He's literally out of the effective range of most m1s in the game but does full damage himself becaude it's tied to onhit spirit
>>586019272>they kind of gatekept me away from it though saying it was shit...They were trying to do you a favor because the last quarter of the comic is unironic putrid dogshit with a few gems sprinkled throughout. Reading this shit as it came out, watching it degrade into what it ended as was a soul wrenching experience I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. The comic ended at [S] Cascade or [S] Gameover if you're a masochist for all I care>>586019417Yeah it really doesn't take much these days besides someone actually reporting the post. They just assume because an AI doesn't instantly rape whoever they point at like every other website nothing happens.
>>586019586He rapes certain matchups hard, billy for example.Had a billy lane against him and decided I wasn't playing billy until he gots buffs because holy shit
>>586019586Spiritsissies can't hit him with their AOEslop
>>586019586The hate on Danny feels completely unwarranted and out of touch with realityI think it's just aimlets and shitters really, same with Silver and VioletIt's Rat King, Baba and Harrow that are the actual problem heroes in this batch but they don't catch nearly as much shit because those that play them are also the ones that complain about the other 3
>>586019586No spells really effectively help against a character with almost constant flying uptime, and running away into a building is just ccing yourself
>>586010834Geist “healing” is disingenuous, but still, being in the negative is a bad look
Thoughts?
>>586019860True actually
>>586019810Doesn't Geist with 0 heal mean she hasn't pressed and hit her life even once?
>>586018397good thing he literally always has his 1 or his 3 up
>>586019586His 4 has the worst interaction with other abilities in the game, its crazy they release shit like that along Harrow's "I win" ult
>>586019860I don't know what any of these words mean!
>>586018401it's barely a good item on the characters that fire 20 bullets a second, it's not worth it even if you have max leeches because she still doesn't shoot fast enough.maybe if it could proc on shooting your teammates to heal them and it damaged enemies near them or something that would be pretty funny.
Is it normal to have 66 views on a dev only feedback post in the forums?
>>586020153Viewing it yourself counts as a view.
>>586019860does this mean violet is for the biwisi and lash for the bibisi?
>>58602015365 of those are you yourself clicking on the thread to check the viewcount
>>586019715all of those heroes catch shitdanny catches the least because he's the easiest to counter
>>586019586i started max prioritizing danny just to get him and swap off because every single danny on my team is a useless piece of shit.
>>586019938>ITANI LO S-*dies*>ult is still up whenever he comes back>meanwhile, danny grab gets caught on a wall or something and now it's on full cooldownthis irks me
you know what they say, you win some, you lose some!
>>586020246Rat King and Baba don't catch nearly enough and Danny gets way too much, especially hereIt's always the same, the easy and overpowered attract a lot of players so they don't get shit on nearly as much as they should and then other, less strong and less popular heroes get shit on from people abusing broken shit
>>586020221>>586020190Well I posted it yesterday and I just checked up on it today, It had 50 at that point so I'm not sure.
>>586017140Yeah, I'm not sure if I'd go for ricochette personally, it fills the same niche as tesla bullet but with maxed flask Warden is already kind of a fast farmer.Tesla is nice because Warden gets bullet damage and attack speed from spirit. Now he also starts improving his tesla damage with spirit, so it is synergetic. Furthermore, capaciator has a slowing active that is very strong with your cage.
>>586019913No. It just means she did way more self-damage. Which makes sense for early lane, but late game you should start to outheal your damage
Today's Silver buffs(+.25 sprint speed) will let me climb to Eternus.
Solomon is the only honest new character because his entire power budget is in contesting mid
>>586020438there are people complaining about RK's grenade in every thread
>>586020569What was it about anon I'm curious
>>586019586>see danny>go under a building>BEEP BEEP BEEP>jetpack flies down at a 45° angle>hits you
>>586014841Absolutely not. Frenzy, Leech, and Vampiric are rubbish on him. You want a mix of purple items for firerate/skill scaling and gun items for raw damage output.
>>586020609Oh so the stats actually subtract friendly/self damage from any healing?
>Baba has a 14.8% pickrate across all ranksWhat a giant flop of a hero, Grey Talon is more popular
>>586019860It's been 14 years we're not doing this shit
>>586020627Sorry anon, she got picked in Tard Shift yesterday (and lost)She's getting nerfed again
>>586019860i agree because apollo and graves are together
>>586020734Yeh if you hover over the healing stat it'll split it into healing/barrier/selfdamage.
>>586020848Ah I see, thanks
>>586020762she's kind of boring and will feel like shit to play once rad regen gets gutted
>>586021031>>586020734Keep in mind though, 0 healing on Geist is still laughable
>>586020840I think if Apollo and Graves were to be left alone in the same room for 10 minutes they would strangle each other (and not in a sexual way)
Street Brawl instant queues...
>>586020634and every indoor place ever on the map by mashing 1 and 3 in a tight corridor harder than spirit shiv does
>>586021345Theres no quicker way to know you're about to get raped to death by a fourstack
>>586013870Billy is definitely the kind of person who goes "I don't want my kid dealing with what I did" and he'd lock in. He'd just also tell him not to trust cops and to always carry a pocket knife, or things he can't go to jail for like pencils and car keys
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ADD WORKSHOP ALREADY LIBERATE US NOT EVEN NEXUS IS THIS TRANSSEXUAL
since rem is always very tired i dont make him dash or jump very much and i like to take small breaks every other minute where i afk on a bench
whats a good character to play if I want to invade the enemy's side of the map over and over to steal their stuff
>>586020717yeah i figured those items were poo so i used that other anons suggestion and built like this instead and actually got mvp n stuff!>>586020587oh yeah i saw tha too muehehe capacitor into ur 3 is pretty much a guaranteed bind where you can just burst people down mega easily. didnt manage to buy it in this game but its a combo ill keep in mind
>>586021615This but only after sending all my slaves out so I can sit and watch them work for me.
>>586021667rem
>>586021667doormanrem
could be flatter
>>586021687Beautiful raidboss status
>>586019621if it makes you feel any better, i havent read a SINGLE page of beyond canon. i do like that all of my favorite characters survived and the snapchat after story had me actually sobbing the whole time but yeah idk. i prefer mspfas now actuallylook at my DEADLOCK mvp as the WARDEN arent i so cool and wesome
>>586021667mina, pocket, rem, dash infernus
>>586021852thank you!!also now that i think about it wouldnt spell slinger be really good on warden too? since your potion cd is so low and you kind of have low ammo by default
>>586003635Whats so good about Grey Talon? His toolkit feels underwhelming compared to other the other two floaters.
WHOS THE KING OF THE REDDIT BAYBEE
those anyone not find boring how they seem to be designing the new heroes? they have circle aoe attack, some stun then mobility. they are only staying fairly creative on ultimates. maybe its a moba thing.
>>586020692If Danny does that, it's your turn to tell him that he fucked up.
>>586022251dont bother you are talking to bricklows who are convinced you cant do anything vs danny
>>586022132Yes it's incredible but it's a super luxury buy, most of the time the game will either end not long after you get mercmag/overflow or you'll be forced to buy something defensive like unstoppable instead.
I think my teammates in standard have been better than the ones i get in ranked
>>586022226Adding Cho'Gall will creatively revitalize this game.
>>586022132>spellslingerProbably yeah. I think I know my core items (tit.mag, qsm, tesla, rr), but I'm still experimenting with what else to get. I'ce personally been trying a lategame build with capaciator, toxic bullets, EE, Merc. Mag, Boundless (and Siphon Bullets if they got really tanky characters), but I also see spellslinger stacks being really easy to maintain so it could be really good.Green items btw is 100% situational counterbuys.
>>586004115You're right buff Mina!
>>586022226They should add a crab hero
>>586022569Make it a lobster
>>586022193MikaelS1 is back and demolishing eternusVI lobbies with Grey Talon again so all of the comp players in EU went "fuck the old man got hands"
What will the nuclear fallout on here be like when Violet and Harrow inevitably don't even get any noticable nerfs in the next patch?
>>586022697ABL should get some credit too.
>>586003635my mains are all in top! violet/celeste/mina!!
>>586022193The charged shot actually rips damage, the trap curses so it can be over if you run into it. Rain of Arrows has always felt lame to use, and kinda sucked
Did they remove mid-match commends? I wanted to commend my kelvin for fucking me over with his ult
>>586022848this game will be aoe slop sooner of later. the sooner you accept it the better.
I always get my man
how the fuck do i farm on dannyor do i just go trophy collector
>>586022193If you can do the combo he has an on-demand AOE curse built into his kit while also doing a shitload of damage.
>>586022193on demand AoE curse, anyone on the map under 30-40% HP is in kill range, 1000 damage spirit arrows that he can shoot 5 of in a row, 4 base stamina so he gets 6 with stamina mastery and is practically unchasable.the only downside is he looks retarded and a lot of people won't play him because of that for some reason.
>>586022973With spirit spike you rape medium/small camps.Consider cult sac if you want to farm the hard camps too
>>586022226Deadlock heroes have always been designed with skills in the same slots to make less disparity between kits. Notice how every hero has their offensive ranged attack or melee ability on their one, mobility on their two, passive or other skill on three, etc.But no the new characters have been very creative overall, but creative in a "restrained" way. I don't think we'll ever get anything like Abathur or Murky or Cho'Gall or Vikings or any of those truly unique heroe designs in Deadlock unfortunately. But stuff like Danny's jetpack or Rem's helpers are pretty unique overall still.
>>586022956and then divorce him
>>586022973press 1 on a waverocket jump to move around the map to speed up farming
>>586023015>the only downside is he looks retarded and a lot of people won't play him because of that for some reason.no one wants to play some old chud champ..
>>586022697Honestly I can't wait until there's a real eSports scene and those retards can fade into obscurity. They keep doing the same shit and playing the same characters and get surprised when they realize the meta has changed. 2 patches ago they were putting Abrams in the top tiers when the character has been absolute ass to play for the longest time and "free" midboss contest is not enough on its own.
>>586022973You can rotate pretty fast with rocket jumping to lane janny and your 1 is good wave clear, and you should be running it down at enemy heroes a lot. Your ult being up is like Itani Lo Sahn or Combo being up, you're basically guaranteed a kill.
How to we solve the Dotafag problem in Deadlock?
>>586023307Remove everyone else from the community, deadlock is /d2g/ turf
when are they going to release janna or lulu in the game? and no, the chubby ginger doesnt scratch the itch
>>586023307You go play another game and then it's not a problem.
>>586023374Also partially /xivg/-owned!
I bought this.
>>586023307They are the only ones who bother to push waves and do objectives though.Without dotafags its just a cluster of overwatch fags jerking off together in broadway
Check out what Mina bought!
>>586023531shes a growing girl
>>586023531Vampires do not eat mcdonalds.Especially smug vampires that are obsessed with their image
>>586021150nuh uh
>>586023420>>586023374Deadlock is going to be dead on arrival if it keeps pandering to all the toxic BRs and EUs yelling at everyone in game because they dared to contest mid instead of farming and pushing lanes for 40 minutes. Add to that all the retarded artificial complexities like denying and basically all abilities being instant nukes that cannot be responded to or has no telegraph at all.
Do I subject everyone to my Graves gameplay in ranked today? Ascendant 1 btw...Sometimes it puts me in Eternus Lobbies and people micspam because of it
>>586023651>Vampires do not eat mcdonalds.Yeah, they eat ass instead.
I can't wait for 5 of the 6 new heroes to get nerfed today.
>>586023531Great, more secondary lorelets who don't even play the game
>>586023704for sure...
>>586021812link?
>>586023679No. Play Paige support and build Divine Barrier, and remind everyone to commend you after the game. See if you can farm 5 commends per game every game.
>>586023704Screencapping this. The only hero getting noticable nerfs is Baba, maybe RK.
>>586023531Rem, no!
>>586023689of the canine kind, in the case of Mina
>>586022569Kel'Snippity my old friend...
Why do people think Haze would be a bad mom? She clearly wants to get away from her job and be a bit more normal
>>5860237282bh I replaced all my characters>>586023810No. Its graves time
>>586023893kill yourself
if they nerf violet i will be very angry!!
>>586023941how do u even know whats going on with all those mods>guys watch it lois griffin is splitpushing?!?!?!?
>>586023937hnng sex with grown up gryphon rem
>>586024019stop it graves
>>585810890https://x.com/LiberalSpamton/status/2115739146329465125Why did this retard either post the same thing a second time but on twitter, or steal a post from /dlg/ to post it on twitter
>>586024016I have all the items, urns, sound fx, boxes, neutral minions all modded toothis is my experience
>stand for 0.5 second in paige 1 >that dealt billion damage actually That toon might be busted chat
Mo + abrams + warden + pocket + paige + rem + krill all standing on each others backs
>>586022973i like trophy collector on him since rocket jumping (and even divebombing to an extent) means you've got pretty quick rotations and with your ult you can very easily gank some poor sapand like others have said your 1 will clear waves like butter. don't worry too much about trophy's npc damage penalty since that doesn't apply to your 1
>>586024143uhmm just dont stand on it??
>>586018401i literally never shoot enemy players as harrow past like the first rift. Switching from healing to damage back to healing again just takes too long when keeping people alive/healthy.The only high tier gun items worth grabbing are ricochet when very late and maybe toxic bullets for enemy abrams/victor/baba and no one else is building it.
>>586023941>retarded secondary>is an attentionwhore with 5373481 modschecks out
>>586024235Its a big line sir
I can't fucking aim so half the cast is unplayable for me
how do I get to the movement training maps?
hagburger
>>586024270What the fuck are you talking about? What is a primary then? Guy who jerks off to voice lines on youtube?
patch bingo? anyone?
>>586024294you are all good bro, the other half is aoe slop.
>>586024359Warden buffs, Mirage buffs, some sort of radiant regen nerf is your free space
>>586024294just play graves
>>586023941You actually need to be killed
why do the jungle creeps sometimes randomly decide to walk away from you and make it harder to punch them? what causes this dumb ass behavior?
>>586024370>>586024420Obviously I can play the non-aim heroes but I'd like to play the aim heroes as well,
>>586024504Youre stinky
>>586024359square for "celeste goes untouched"
>>586024510no one is stopping you, bro
>>586024504>punch that one tier 1 jungle camp at blue>one of the creeps teleports to the other side of the camp for some reason
is graves still best played being m1 debuff bot or have they removed that?
>>586024450why because I think the default champions are ugly or the world doesn't matter?imagine taking the "lore" seriouslygo read a bookgo outsideget out of my matches L larpers
>>586024359>op dlc heroes get shit like -0.02 spirit scaling>shiv bloodletting is removed from the game>doorman is still dead in a ditch
>>586024504>Why is the jungle creep doing something that improves its odds of survival? Is it stupid?
>>586023042>>586023108>>586023187>>586024201alright lads, thanks
>rebuttal works with counterspellwhat the hell
>>586024359MoKrill can't be hit with Violet 3 if he is burrowed
>>586024665their job is not to survive, it is to be consumed.
>>586019715>and VioletI'd acknowledge the possibility that she's being overblown but people discover a new game-breaking tech with her every 3 days so
>friendly infernus on low hp>he runs away from me (playing harrow)>wahhhhhh you're such a bad harrow >you're supposed to heal me I shouldn't have to look for youWhy is the deadlock community so retarded?
>Play like a retard>Win anyway because my team has four hyperscalersI LOOOOOOOOVEEE being in shitlow
>>586024954this happens in all ranks thougheverbeit
>>586024907this game really just is heroshooterslop now
this game really just is heteroshooterslop now
>>586025081its actually been gayshooterslop since 9 months ago
Rape Danny downplayers.
>>586024907this behavior is why almost all support players eventually end up just building damage items.
>>586025202I wanted to blow my brains out when he asked me why I picked harrow when we have a rem on team too
I saw a glutensnake video with the 4v4 map and it looked so fucking fun, we need more maps NOW NOW NOW NOW
Is graves just a bricklo pubstomper or is she actually good.
>>586025343She can stomp on my cock with her feet if you know what i mean
>>586025343she has a 57% winrate up until eternus where it dips down to 51%yes shes just good flat out.
>>586025281You just got trolled the f*ck out of.
>>586019715>aimletNigger, half the heroes don't do any fucking damage with their gun because they don't build orange items, fuck are they gonna do with their aim, tickle him for 12 damage (after fall-off since he's forever away in the sky) a shot?Half of the remaining half have abilities that don't fucking do anything to people in mid-airAnd now you have like 25% of the roster who can even contest DannyKnockdown and Slowing Hex NEED to be able rape him next patch so other heroes can actually kill him
>>586025343just hold m1 and win
Graves reminds me of the girls in high school who would find older men to buy them cigarettes and booze.
wow..shes literally me
>>586025343She's really good in the current aoe slop meta
>>586024954ugh sovl i wish dota was still like that instead of welfare brool simulator
Hmm, there's a fed Danny on the enemy team. Luckily, I bought Phantom Strike. Surely this 6400-soul item designed to counter flying characters will help me counter this flying character.
>>586025876>Current AoE slop metaAoE slop has been the meta for more than a year, pretty sure since before the OGNB update when the run and gun fleetfoot meta ended.
>>586024625When you play Deadlock you must:>Have zero mods and play vanilla client only>Have at least 50% of the roster selected/minimal use of the priority system>No banned/ignored heroes>Standard or Ranked>Try your absolute hardest to win every game, do not ever flame or blame teammates or abandon/AFK ever>Instantly pause if anyone DC's, including enemy players to let them come back>Vicariously live out your character in the text/voice chat and roleplay>Play off meta or reactive builds where you carefully consider your choices based on the game state, never using a L to R build unless on your absolute most comfortable/simple character>Spend 20 minutes after the match cooling down and imagining what lore-accurate battles that occurred in your game (Such as Drifter vs Venator or Pocket vs Mina) battles would have looked like in a high quality FMV anime or SFM animation>Commend everyone on your team and the enemy team if they had good sportsmanshipIf you don't? You're a tranny and need to fuck off Deadlock forever.
>>586026080People use the phrase "genuinely what were they thinking" a lot and usually refer to mundane shit, but GENUINELY what were Valve thinking making the perma flier barely affected by shit that pulls him to the groundHow did nobody on the team consider they have to turn his fucking jetpack off for at least a few seconds after it happens to him or the counter items are completely worthless
which hero wouldve canonicaly said "fuck niggers" on their mvp screen
>>586026208graves
>>586026208McGinnisDanny would say it if he heard her say it too
>>586026156Okay the press 4 win the game meta, whatever you'd like to call the post-Harrow meta where we have 5 new circle/semi-circle/square ultimates that are all extremely good for mid boss and rift.
>>586026208The Rat King
>>586026184MY KNEES.... THEY ARE KNEELING ON THEIR OWNTHE ONE TRUE DEADLOCK PLAYER...!!!!
It would be better if Graves was a boy I think
what if billy was a pothead and instead of saying im blasted baby he said im blazed baby
>>586026329Lore inaccurate, would have called him big blue IXIGGER
>>586026362there was some leak that accidentally used "he" in ability descriptions and for a brief second everyone was losing it that their high school goth gf might actually be a boy despite us knowing what she looks likeit would've been hilarious and i wish it were true
IM THE KING OF THE RATS BA- AUURGGHH!
>>586026774>respawns>WHO'S THE KING OF THE RATS, BABY?
>>586026208geist
>>586022848I don't expect violet nerfs and I the nerfs a I want for harrow won't happen (accurate heal hitbox)
which hero in this game is the never group always side lane hero?
>>586026774RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*runs away*
>gun geistgay>life drain geistoh yeah, now were talking. suck geist, suck.
>>586027084MirageRem
>>586003635you know the game is in an unplayable state when mo gets banned/picked 6 times
>>586026184preserved for future generations
>nobody ever commends me because I'm a tranny playing Mina>except one guy who unironically was a chaser and I had to mute him and everyone that one match
Does the Rat King bomb follow you or am I insane that shit is impossible to dodge
In my limited experience in standard games, people who play deadlock are a lot nicer than people who play league, CS and overwatch. I hope this doesn't change.
>>586026451It would prob loop around to being something like Zigger.
>>586027262yep it has a 50 meter homing range lmao
>>586026080Phantom Strike is garbage and doesn't work well against any flying character, let alone Danny.
>>586027262it just bounes quadrilion times because aoeslop
>>586027239I forgot to add "Throw the game if you have a hacker on your team" smfh
>>586027262it actually does chase after targets each time it explodesyou can light melee to punch it away but sometimes it bounces in such a way that makes it difficult or it just explodes and hits you on the way out anyways
>>586027262it does so fucking overtuned idk how it hasn't gotten nerfed yet but I can say that about every new hero except Danny
>>586027312it does once you play enough to get diehards instead of the chill casuals.
>>586026679For a brief second Deadlock was peak...
bow... before de kween>STUN STUN STUN STUN
>>586027312yeah you just play with the dad gamers and larpers that watch youtube shorts animations about rem having quirk chungus voiceline against other heroes not actual deadlock players nigga
>>586027524>is also doing this from the other side of the map, very high skill
Death is cumming
>Check out what the chessmaster bought!
yamato? more like yummy toes *licks lips*
>>586023761https://ayakamods.com/mods/graves-mizugi.5181/
I have been gooning to rat king porn since he came out
>>586027581dadgamers are alright don't lump them in with larper quirk chungus redditards
>i am the only person targeting solomon in a world of people magdumping mo & krill
>>586027737this post will hit like crack in 6 months when she's not a purple alien anymore
>>586027701I'm an honest cultist sacrifice for my gun 4.8k Solomon
>>586027747i wonder if it's possible to remove the necklaces
>>586027827we know you post gay furry porn every thread
You could revert everything from this update cycle and the game would be better for it.
>Check out what the bitch bought!Woah Pocket. How is that voice line?
>go to ranked>everyone's mostly chill and knows what to do, there's a clear flow to the game>go to standard to unlock a few more heroes so I can flex to support>insane mechanics, actually good sinclairs, constant fucking rageit's supposed to be the other way around yoshi
>>586027747Fuck I should make an account there's some funny stuff there.>sleepy joe not so sleepy anymore
>>586027929>6 month>model update for any of the heroes who desperately need itNo. We're getting 6 new heroes with ultra HD detailed models instead
>>586027954Not true. I would miss Harrow's big boobs.
>>586004215Dota 2 died when they deleted Techies to sate crying bitches.It's a shambling corpse of a game these days.
>>586004960>decently popular melee Infernus videoHis build is the second most popular infernus build in-game, I keep getting these retards in my games
>>586028034>everyone's mostly chill and knows what to do, there's a clear flow to the gameWhat rank?>>586027954I like new broadway even if I miss playing the old broadway.
>>586005596That's how it is in ultra brick games
hehe mcpennis
>>586028189>calls other people crying bitches>is still crying about it in 2026
>>586028189goblin technician is now SSS tier saport because its tazer has been overbuffed btw
i used to play mcginnis and just mindlessly push into a lane until i win or lose. what character can i do that with now
>>586028236>What rank?asc 3maybe I've gotten lucky
>>586028617gwavesdashfernus
How can i enjoy any other character when i know i could be playing the lash?
>>586028617you can still do that with mcginnisyou can do that with victor, graves, ivy, infernus
>>586028630>asc 3prob I think the shitters from your rank are smurfing in mine
>>586028672society expects you NOT to enjoy playing lash
do the Italians like their rep?
I dont think I should be here
>>586028682People get so pissed if you're not within range to rescue them with your ult as IvyFeels bad
>>586028672Pure spirit lash feels kinda ass nowadays unless the game is a shitstomp anyways
>>586028902too bad, enjoy the rapefest because it's impossible to demote.
There's nothing more discouraging from having over 400 hours in the game, watching pro-games, watching youtube tips from pros, and still being shitter rank.Pre-MM changes I wasn't this low but here i'm eternally stuck. What can it possibly be.
>>586028928People get pissed if I ever pick them up and give them a big shield and damage amp so I've been doing it less
>>586024658>doorman is still dead in a ditchDon't worry even if that's the case shitters will still moan about him
>>586029082Escape the treadmill and just embrace the rape my friend
>>586004037She’s so much better holy shit. She looks like a war criminal, and you can tell she likes it. The dyke Rosie the Riveter vibes doesn’t work because she’s not supposed to instill heroism or comradery- she’s a psycho that builds war machines powered with souls for buttloads of cash- *and* she likes doing it.
>>586029114sometimes it can be really grief, I think it's safer to just only self cast unless they're about to die.
>>586027581Dadgamers are based and always chill.
>>586029082I managed to get oracle in those amount of hours, what are you doing wrongTry one tricking brainless heroes. Victor is a good one, so is wraith.
>Play danny>Only way to get souls is to build trophy stacks>Retard team: ERM LETS JUST FARM EVEN THOUGH ITS 20 MINS INTO THE GAME>I get flamed for being the only one making plays
>>586029209I chase the high of dragging two people with rescue beam into an instant rape gank, sometimes to chagrin.
>>586027262You do realize you can counter the bomb completely with light melee right? Just go right next to the half exploded bomb, hit it, then go out of the bomb's fuckhuge radius within 1.5 seconds
>>586028039I hate how everything needs an account now, motherfucker let me just download shit
>>586029647In practice you take more damage for trying this shit than just running
>>586028896He's sexy
>>586029847Hence my obvious sarcasm
my 35k wraith just lost a 1v1 to a 33k gun paige
Will yoshi actually gut the new characters in the balance patch?
>>586004115Because he’s annoying and has little counter play. He’s hard to hit, many heroes can’t even touch him, his abilities are far too generous (dive aoe is absurd and ult is point and click, not even a charge up time or skill shot to dodge), and it feels like he is one of the ultimate “your draft loses automatically” heroes. His BIGGEST drawback is that he flounders in poorly positioned 6v6 chaotic team fights because he doesn’t have an automatic aoe slop ult that wins the team fight- but you see this with several heroes that lack AOE team fight capabilities like doorman and venator. When heroes like Graves and the rest of the update heroes are nerfed expect Danny to only become more dominant.
>>586030002mind>niggers
>Graves getting nerfedYeah right pedo
Trophy collector is core on every hero that isn't a hard carry.If you disagree you're a griefer.
>>586030258unfortunately graves is a pisslow stomper and based on previous patches we can expect her to get nuked. enjoy it while you can
I am a Mina Ha main that is EXACTLY like this
>>586030031No they will still be OP but they'll be noticeably less OP and people will insist that they're fine now until a few months later they get nerfed again.
>>586030353we saw your post the first time, we just ignored you
What the hell does ixia even look like? Hell? Vietnam? Bosnia with flying islands? Is the culture medieval, chinese, victorian, generic fantasy demonland, sumerian, what?
>>586030456this desu
>>586030747prob looks like ur moms basement
>>586030747Wait for the Apollo VN and the Ixia PVE event
>>586030747India = Ixia
>>586030923i look like that
>>586030923trooniday
dumb meme that will never happen but lowkey hoping that Deadlock will ship with a VN/lore for each character you can unlock by playing them as part of the "progession" system, similar to those keys we saw related to the Lady Geist VN.
Are you "supposed" to just switch over to T4 items at some point instead of sitting on like, a radiant regeneration or spirit / weapon shielding?
>>586031215cute noob question *pats you on the head* yes little anon if all your slots are full and you have money to spare then replace the lowest cost item with a 6.4k item
>>586031215Some t3 items are too good to swap for t4s, but in the mega late game you should have like 10 or 11 t4s
>>586031197I'm glad they scrapped that fucking hideous piece of shit. If autistic retards want to play a visual novel they can play one. Keep that shit out of deadlock.
>>586031197>>586031380how do you get the VNs? or are they no longer ingame?
>>586030951imagine abrams on an uber eats bike lel
>>586031380>he doesn't know
>>586029801some loser will immediately spam otherwise, either because there's loli there or not enough, it's just how the internet is nowadays
>be lash>use my ult to stop nurse harrow ult>she gets it back???????????????????????????????>she's at 30% health>slam her to the ground>0 damage because max, also doesn't stop???????????????
>>586031468console and enter (citadel_book_open 1) or look it up on youtube>>586031581it's a dogshit format to tell a story. they can do literally anything else. Also I with hotpoo on the team the pve mode will likely be where we get our lore. i can only pray.
>>586031606>playing an honest hero(lash) into the most troon coded dishonest hero to existyou never stood a chance lashbro
>>586030747It looks exactly like the blood elf starting area in WoW
>>586031783But blood elves are hyper chads and Ixians are literal nogs
>swift striker gives 20% attack speed for 1600>burst fire gives 10% attack speed+a conditional 35% with a duration of 4 seconds. So in a 9 second window, your effective attack speed is 27%ish for 3200The orange items are so whack
>>586022956>is arguably the weakest hero in the lore
>>586031606There's a varying grace period for every ult in the game where if it gets canceled too early they get the cooldown back probably to account for ping or something.
>>586031606Seriously what was their thought process letting the new ults have all this? What was the conversation during testing?
>>586031878Only infernus has any record of being a nog, abrams has a heart of gold and apollo is cultured if a bit snooty
>>586031987They did this with Celeste on release roo. It is just intentional overtuning before they decide what areas to hit
Yeah I play a futa in FFXIVwhat of it
>>586030993Fuck off retard
i don't think i like being in eternus anymorethe joy and whimsy here is severely lacking
>>586031987Every character has this. Pocket can say his entire ult line, be stunned/cursed, and get the cooldown refunded. The only new character that gets a full refund for some reason is Rat King. There's literally no point where you can stop his ult. If you stun or curse him as he pulls out or plants the flag he gets the CD back, if you stun him during the charge he continues it afterwards, and if you curse him out of the charge he gets the CD refunded.
How much gun damage on enemy team/fire rate characters on your own team justifies Heroic Aura worth a buy on utility characters (doorman, paige, harrow, etc)?Like if the enemy team has Rat King, Vyper and Venator and your team has a Haze and Graves it's a no brainer, but at which point does it become not worth it?
>>586032045Ixia is literally Africa down to warlords and black culture.
>>586031910>also increases your infinite ammo duration by 50%
>>586032147truth hurts sometimes but the character is a canon trans so not sure how to soothe the pain for you, trooniday fan
>>586032148>Climbing out of shitlowRookie mistake
I'm gonna fucking lose again god damnit
danny is so fucking bad when you're playing against people that aren't 5 ranks lower than you
>>586031910Burst dps is more important than sustained in most cases
>>586031606most channel ults can only be stopped by stuns so this is normal
>>586032248Nigga china had warlords, it's a consequence of being destabilized (because a giant portal just opened up and you were invaded by aliens). As for culture apollo makes them seem like the japanese in the 1900s, cultured but under appreciated because they're from an alien civilization.
>>586032232Gonna let you in on this secretHeroic is always worth it.
>>586032292>>586032410Ya'll saying that but I see a lot more Swift Strikers than Burst Fires getting bought, just saying.
>>586032447>cultured>just emulating the white man who modernized themBoth Japan in the 1900s and Ixia in Deadlock are literally doing the same thing
>>586032329truly why are trannies so bad in this game thoughi thought they were supposed to be good at movement shooters
I'm objectively a good player by every metric (and was Grandmaster in Overwatch) but I haven't touched rankedThe skill levels in my standard matches are all over the place ranging from skilled and experienced players to brand new players and that's getting a bit dull since it's very RNG, would playing some ranked help calibrate my MMR to be more accurate in Standard?270 hours played
>>586032789>calibrate All you're getting is the lowest rank
I'm 1 win to 5 losses. I'm done for today, fuck this faggot ass game
>>586032146buh buh buhbased????
mmm rape is good
>>586024791Just a casual 30% amp on some spell casted 5 miles away
>>586032897I tilt queue a lot so I can say from experience it's never worth it, just tap out for the day once you lose twice in a row.
>>586032581Yes, and japan succeeded because they were inherently a capable civilization
>>586032789it's so fucking random, you're either going to get hardstuck shitlow or placed way higher than you belong and tilt people off the face of the earth with lack of moba knowledge.t. masters 2k17
Fact of the matter is, no one would complain about violet if she was black
>>586033071
>>586032789Sounds like bricklo to me, the rank is very chaotic because you can have highly skilled tourists on their tenth game and people with brain injuries in the same match.Just play ranked. Keep in mind though that people can climb with different skillsets. Some players pick Haze and just beam people all the way up to Phantom, while others can't hit the broad side of a barn but will make damn sure a wave never crashes on their walker.
>>586033301I've been slowly modding my game to be all fat women and toned black men for the ultimate QoS PvP game but there's a lack of black men mods
>I'm objectively a good player by every metric>270 hours>overwatchbab btwLAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586033262I could at least jerk off to her if she were black
>>586033071I love rape!
>every lane is pushed>jungle is farmed>no objective in sightwtf am I supposed to do in this situation? I usually just run around hitting boxes but I feel like I'm wasting time and there should be something more imprtant to do?
>>586033425post rank
>>586032232Heroic’s best slept-on feature is buffing creeps for ratting. A rem with helpers + heroic aura can send crack waves of creeps that will literally rape and kill their way to the patron if not stopped
>>586033547i dont have ranked unlocked
Got so tilted by my retarded Haze that I forcefully went to another lane, thank you random Venator for not trolling and going to that lane with the brain damaged faggot
>>586033456>>586033071
>>586033687Where's our I love rape loli hero?
>>586033757graves
so when is this dogshit game getting an actual pick/ban screen instead of this random nigger shit
>>586033619kek
>>586033891its a beta, bro
>>586033891ChatGPT knows better than you.
>>586033594i like split pushing and ratting but i've reached an MMR where someone actually shows up to put a stop to it so i feel like even though i'm drawing someone's attention i'm not getting much done
>>586033891>ban herobut then how will I play my comfort hero?stop being so ableist and toxic towards neurodivergent folx
>>586025343Graves is laregly just a pub stomper. When people are uncoordinated and not playing for their win conditions she fucking shits all over them but as soon as you play teams that work together and understand what Graves is trying to do she falls off a cliffSo for the average player Graves will always be broken, since you're not getting in to high rank and playing 5 man stacks
sex with rem
>be abrams>want to charge nurse harrow>avert your eyes also disable movement abilities
Jeet Brawl just gave me the most garbage Victor build the world's ever seen
>>586034494I mean if you got Harrow solo ulting you in lane to avoid a shoulder chargs you won that interaction
>>586034654nope...that was not it...
who else up #bonkintheyheadinthehideout
>>586034183But that *is* getting something done though fren. It splits them apart, forces supports/gankers to move to lanes away from the carries they’re hunting/babysitting and creates space where you can now go back and farm along the road back. And then best part- is when they inevitably leave to go deal with something else, you then jump back onto the lane. While they’re constantly on the zip line you’re uninterrupted farming and taking their attention
>>586033071That one's pretty scary but I think the scariest Drifter picture is the one where he's sitting under a bridge, almost looking like just a regular hobo, with a flashlight shining on him
>>586032232Item is busted.It's a free Battle Vest for your entire team+some movement speed for sloppy seconds. It's actual value as an item is 1600*x, where x is how many teammates are present. There are very few items who can compete with a 9600 souls item.
quick do i play gunbop or spiritbop in 2026
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>>586034871GreenbopYour damage is shit so just get your spikes and go utility/cd
>>586034871hook bop
>>586034314What's her win condition? Get some souls? You can't stop that
>>586034871it literally does not matter what you build as long as you can land hooks with regularity
>>586034871Utilbop. Get your knockdown, get your heroic aura, get your echo shard. Your kit doesn't need scaling to be good.
>>586031987Plenty of old characters do this too, retard.
>>586034943this looks real goofy
DEATH IS COMING
>>586034943That's the one, I thought it was a bridgeShit kinda freaks me out
>>586032329a shocking turn of events
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>>586035030If you can't identify the win condition of the most obvious and basic split pusher design in the game I can't help you man
>>586032789>(and was Grandmaster in Overwatch)Yeah I'm thinking high brick/low seeker
>>586034753true, but sometimes i feel a little uneasy when it's rice farmer like victor or seven taking care of the wave since that's beneficial to them (as opposed to keeping, say, someone with an impactful teamfight ult like rat king or harrow on lane janny duty)at the very least though wave being shoved in means i can deny them some of the farm on their side
>>586034943Had to step over a sprawled out homeless man in the subway tunnels today. Was kind of like this
>>586032789>I was Blimbus in Scrimblo, that means I should be Supersonic Legend in Goobis!
