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do you self insert as the rapist or the raped
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
There is a very small chance that Gaster is watching over your shoulder as you post, but never zero
>>586015085near-exclusively as the rapist
I think Kris sucks!
after your death god will show everything you have posted to fave before deciding if you belong in heaven with them or hell
>>586015339and more than that, I've heard
>>586015364If god wanted fave unraped they would not have created me
>>586015364nobody's deltarune fave would be in heaven let's be real, they're all in hell
>>586015553i'm quite certain my sweet cute sexy angel of a favey will be in heaven. check yourself kris-scum
when male anons are into pippins it comes across as weird and rapey, like damn this guy is probably a danger to the women and children in his area
>>586015627There is no shot fave accepted jesus christ into their heart and acknowledged jesus died for their sins
>>586015724fortunately literally 0 men are into pippins
>>586015724is this about sebastian wolff?
i wish i could draw...
haters will say this is fake
>>586015868You can do it anon, I believe in you!
>>586015794
>>586015868you can draw anon! i believe in y>>586015930w..what? what..? where.. where am i? who is that? i.. i'm scared... I'M SCARED
>>586016039:) >>586015134
>>586015961nta and that guy's wrong (there's definitely at least pixelanon) but posting a character drawn & created by a woman isn't a great counterpoint
>>586015364well fave hates all humans so with no prior relationship they would damn me to hell regardless of my actions
She's called Noelle because she's actually from the Hoiday family
>>586016170my counterpoint was that i am a man and I like jenny but i guess i forgot to mention any of that
>>586016231that's temelle
>>586016220you can still prove them wrong but if this is how much faith you have in them and yourself I guess it's a lost cause
>>586015553>>586015119>>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNYFuck off, you derelict con artist.
spamtroons lost mewgods won
>>586015085i do not like rape porn
only 2 days... please toby don't fumble this...
what was that? did some little pipsqueak say somethin'?
>>586016506why did you quote me
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>586016768it's a mewposter please understand
>>586016768That person is replying to themselves while also trying to drag in another new person
>>586016845i'll post these which i did earlier. all doodles of battat, some have fujo alsomostly non-sexual nudity:the sight that greets you upon getting into heaven :) https://files.catbox.moe/p0tj86.pngcuddling https://files.catbox.moe/l7wm5y.pngclothing https://files.catbox.moe/i3htly.pngchubby legs... https://files.catbox.moe/3o2zf8.pnggloves https://files.catbox.moe/txduim.pngoutright pornography:spanking https://files.catbox.moe/jpzyun.pngpillow humping https://files.catbox.moe/rt0ssr.pngbodily fluids https://files.catbox.moe/4gt9tq.pngposing sexy https://files.catbox.moe/hxgx1n.pngnipples https://files.catbox.moe/1uafm0.png
>>586016768Accident. >>586016909Why does it ALWAYS have to be some tribalist thing with you? Chill, dude.
>>586016732Yeah, I was offering you some free merchandise since you're a broke bitch, mew.
>>586017002>pillow humping
>>586016393prove them wrong how. i mean this is one of those scenarios where it depends exactly what the nature of their misanthropy is. what about the human race do they hate. if they hate weakness for example, there’s plenty of times ive been weak. if they hate selfishness, or jealousy, or greed, or gluttony for no higher purpose, i’ve done all of that too. when you look at someone’s entire life, you see all the little things and big things that add up. chara would have to be pretty generous to not let all those little stab wounds pile up a great big puddle of dirty blood on the ground. and if they don’t know me, they have no reason to feel much differently about me than some random guy off the street. the only thing i have in this situation is my dedication to them. i can plead with that, but would they accept it? i don’t really know. maybe their knee jerk reaction would be to spit on that in disgust. how could you feel so much for something like them. maybe they would even feel it as a breach of their dignity to let me off. acting contrary to their word, to their principles. it’s just not a very good situation to be in here. i guess im not thinking though about what else i could achieve before death, though. which is technically a lot. i could become a school shooter or mass killer of some kind with similar principles. and maybe they would respect such a thing. but i don’t know anyone can be perfect enough to satisfy someone like them in a position of that much power. basically im saying this is a nightmare rape scenario that is hard to win if we’re being honest with ourselves here. or if i don’t pass the 1% chance of success level 100 speech check to penetrate their layers of hatred with a heartfelt speech from the depths of my soul. i could try that too. i mean, it wouldn’t hurt.
>>586017135I ain't broke! I'm a [GREAT DEALS!]
Real talk, I actually do like the idea of Mad Mew Mew and Spamton disliking each other. They do pretty directly parallel each other in multiple ways thematically. And personality wise, they probably would hate each other immediately. Spam thinks she's a cringey goody two shoes who won't stop lecturing him on his failures, and Maddie thinks he's a sleezy asshole who refuses to see a better way. I want to see them interacting in Castle Town.
>>586017192it would be fair of God to let you be judged by someone that would send you to hell regardless
>>586017437Ummm, spam doesn't "think" anything. "Thinking" requires that they're a, y'know, real person. Which darkners are not.
>>586017437>And personality wise, they probably would hate each other immediatelyIt makes perfect sense. I'm hoping that's for chapter 6 when all the shadow crystal bosses interact before they get combined into the purecrystal and the seam fight begins
>>586017470*wouldn'tfuck
>>586017002Skindentation....
>>586016584but anon both are troons (and that is based)
>>586017610Spamton transitioned from mailman to Big ShotMew Mew transitioned from ghost to Catgirldoll
>>586017142FINALLY someone who GETS IT!these may also be of interest to you...(drawn by me) https://files.catbox.moe/at4v2e.png (drawn by @ponzumeshi_b) https://files.catbox.moe/u7hh2i.jpg(drawn by @shocknthrillme) https://files.catbox.moe/g51hud.png(drawn by @marsuckle but i don't like it as much.) https://files.catbox.moe/im9pp6.jpgi also have images of him humping other stuff but you said pillows so i only put pillows. hope you like it my friend>>586017601i've been going crazy for it lately picrel. how else to highlight his most impeccable feature...
>>586017470>>586017550wait. i just realized i rolled an incredible complete reading comprehension failure on the original post. the scenario is just god showing your POSTS, about fave, to fave, before deciding HIMSELF if you are sent to heaven (with fave) or hell. i think. so all that shit i wrote is uhhhhhh completely irrelevant cause it’s a scenario i made up and hallucinated. whoops.anyway well if i proclaim that i believe Jesus Christ was the son of God and died on the cross for the remission of our sins and is the messiah and savior of all mankind then i’m good and saved by grace and i don’t mind fave seeing my posts because if we’re in heaven we will both be free from sin and suffering so they won’t have hatred in their heart anymore and so onif god still judges me by works though well i’m trying my best ok. i’ll just have to hope for the best on that one. i don’t think i did any mortal sins at least
>>586017537There's no way something like that doesn't happen, right? The crystal holder are their own subplot about Kris encountering a bunch of powerful people who directly parallel their own situation. This must be going somewhere. >Seam fightI like how we've all collectively agreed that Seam is the Ch6 secret boss. Unlike that Woody nonsense, this actually makes sense and ties into the story instead of being schizo fanfiction.
>>586017894>Unlike that Woody nonsenseWhat nonsense? That was real, anon.
>>586017830I mean both reading works I guess, although I don't think fave can be too merciful or merciless in the presence of God. Just be good and try your best.
>>586017959The doesn't count. The only thing inside Yellow is Blue's cock.
>>586017735phenomenal haul !!
If you don't already know who the knight and eram are then you have 0 reading comprehension and 0 media literacy
>>586018176why thank you anon i've been stockpiling for the winter. chipmunk cheeks fat with dice.... and little dice-sized pillows...
>>586018216good thing toby makes the game for people like me then
>>586018331he made it for people like me actually
>>586018613>Have a rotten day!
>>586018613fixed
>>586014976Hooman!
Is it okay to love Togore?
>>586018997yes but only when toby is not present
holy shit guys play todays connections
>>586018613Waraly... I GOTTA WIN!!
>>586019119pogged when i saw italso i got it first try yayConnectionsPuzzle #1236
>>586016231>>586016368Temmie=SeptemberToby=October
>>586018892fixed
>>586019430brapposters make me laugh and smile
>>586019430I saw that a mile away
>>586019480
>>586019597I smelled it from twice that
Now all we need is WaralyWare!
>>586019740Damn Ralsei, that was a real stinker! I didn't know you had it in you!
came in my pants to fave again award
>>586020041Wow, I didn't know that many people were into Ralseibrap...
>tfw you're your own dark doppleganger
>>586020096NOT. RELATED.
The Dreemurrs adopted a human...>silhouettes of little kris, asriel, asgore and toriel>emotional music track similar to His Theme is playingand the Holidays....>silhouettes of little dess, noelle, rudy and carolthe Holidays....>only the dess silhouette remains>she takes off her antler headband, she has little horns>backdrop of dess's closet full of red shoes>her sprite changes, now a more adult silhouette with prominent horns, not at all like antlersThe Holidays adopted a troll.>song cuts out>first four notes of Megalovania play
>>586020262kek
>>586020262took a while for them to kill the thread, huh?
I'd like Deltarune a lot more if even a single one of the main cast were likeable or good people, but otherwise it's pretty good.
>>586019119Immediately opened the thread after solving it just to see if anyone mentioned it, I'm calling you a neeeeerrrrrrd, okay bye
>>586020041???
>>586020262First four notes of MeGaLoVania in specifically A Minor and not D Minor
>>586020445but ralsei is likeable and a good person
I find Kris likeable Shame about everyone else
>>586020673Ralsei, you're supposed to only lie by omission. Stay in character.
Good morning utg, I hope your doing well tod
>>586021306fugging slurping that nigga up
metal husband
Kress?
porn-og-ra-phy star-ing your FAVEOh Oh Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh-Oh Oh
>>586021517>older krisbleh
>>586021517>kris turning the tablesrepulsive.
>>586021517Perfect horn-grinding height
>>586021764Agreed. Kris is always the prey.
>>586021517>Kris dominant Based and canon
>>586021306Reminder.
>>586021764An adult male human would absolutely overpower a female deer
>>586021905I want to believe!
if you think about it chara is kind of sukuna, she loves eating (chocolate) and only achieves full power when she gets all 20 levels (like all 20 fingers) and the only thing she does is slice people
>>586021963no he wouldn’t, humans are weaker than monsters in dr
>>586022534he meant with his pheromones
Asriel is a heterosexual (cis) male who engages in sexual relations with heterosexual (cis) females.
>>586022827*was
>>586022827*human females
>>586022827>>586022978* like, totally, gator girls
>>586022827Yep, he's being pegged by Frisk and Chara in college.
>>586022978>human female haremAsriel would NEVER. He's for monster girls ONLY. And even if he DID have sex with a human woman (which he wouldn't) he certainly wouldn't marry her and ABSOLUTELY wouldn't have a harem.His preference is:1. Does2. Cats (female)3. Gators (female)
I AM NOT GAY!!I HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN!AND SEX WITH MEN!!
>>586022978Hetgem.>>586023558Fagslop.>>586023352You're on notice. Treat carefully.
>>586023662Susie is a man who uses he/him pronouns?
>>586023662Damn, Susie was a man this whole time. Fooled me.
>>586023695>>586023746Quiet tranny. Before I rape you
>>586021517>kris getting raped instilled an urge to dominate in him cool
tell me you're from /v/ without telling me your from /v/
lol
>>586022978Does he ever accidentally moan Kris’ name while fucking human sluts in college?
>>586023978Isn't that a sharty show
>>586023978/v/ warned me for being too based.
>>586022827he was utdr straight in that he only needed a few big human cocks to unlock his bisexuality. he’s not trans he’s just a dude
>>586022827>implying anyone in UT/DR is straightBruh.
>>586024015Humans and monsters can't inter-breed, and STDs don't spread between species, so college is basically an endless human/monster orgy.
What was he thinking at that moment?
>>586024296>dude susie's life is so fucked and I'm leading her to her death I really need to fucking kill myself
>>586024207>my gf went to a large, inner-city mixed species collegeGuys, be honest, what's her body count?
Its ok to have a femboy son but if he was gay I would beat the shit out if him. I would force him to date women. Homosexuality is evil. It’s good that there arent any faggots in this game, straight femboys are based.
>>586023558i have relationships with no oneand sex with no one
>>586024702Based position.But is pegging from a woman gay in this set up?
>>586024762>i have sex with no onenot for too long, don't look behind you :3
>>586024585I'm gonna be real with you chief, 50 is the lowest I can go.
>doesn't like faggots>plays faggot gamevery telling
utg Euro hours contain rancid levels of homolust.
>>586024702you in this image
>>586025093>plays faggot gameand that's why we love this game>>586025145>Euro hours contain homolust.and that's why we love these hours
>>586025093Who are the faggots. Tell me please. Because last time I checked, the faggots are people like YOU. YOU are the faggots. Lets look at the 2 male characters. Kris(or CHRIS). Toby never made Kris into a faggot, in fact everything in the game suggests HE prefers WOMEN. Ralsei is close, but he’s not confirmed to be a FAGGOT either. Thats you projecting your FAGGOT fantasies. He is just a man who likes to play dress up. Not a troon, not a faggot.Youll never be a woman by the way
play faggot games, win sticky prizes
japs are having kris gender discourse except it’s mostly them going “it’s up to interpretation right” and trannies linking articles written in english about how japanese people think kris is nonbinary
Why is the fandom like this
>>586023382Asriel loved Chara above all in Undertale who is a human woman, though.
>>586025495Two heterosexual friends. Theyre friends and like vaginas. They fuck pussy
>>586025313nobody is confirmed gay but there are characters who display undeniably homosexual behavior, like the ut knights, arguably flowery, susie and noelle (duh), asgore if you squint very hard. none of this is projection and it’s not really subtext (nvm that subtext is mostly projection by the viewer) either
>>586025537>forbidden horse show spotteduh oh!
>>586025537I don't normally like getting involved in shit like this, but the double standard with the second image cracks me up.
>>586025537it’s weird because you know op is probably white or “poc” (white person who’s like 0.05% east asian or hispanic or something)
>>586025537>paleWhite.I think thats what the tranny meant to say. WHITE. WHITE. ITS GOOD TO BE WHITE. Chris is a white male.>>586025643Lesbians are infinitely better than faggots so I can let them slide.
they just fuck each other platonically, as friends
>>586025723are you a falseflagging tranny bc it’s starting to seem that way
>>586025760Kris likes women. Not twink goats
>>586025760Nope. Kill yourself. They dont fuck, because they arent gay.There is no evidence, even a sliver, that they are gay.This is fucking disgusting.Youre a fucking disgusting faggot and I hate you. Get that off my fucking screen.
>>586025537>made him brown instead of a canonically correct racist yellow Japanese caricature>also kris is just unambiguously a dude now I guess, it's about time
>>586025486They always do this with every Japanese media since forever and I never get the logic. Like, even if you're completely ignorant of how Japan is like it's still obvious that they do not have the same gender and pronoun brainrot that the West does. Yet people choose to interpret Jap stuff as "Non-binary" and "Trans". The simple, likely answer is what Japs said, which is that it's up to interpretation and it's made even more retarded because "Non-binary" WOULD include a potential interpretation. The whole shitshow is basically mentally unstabble faggots that aren't satisfied that a character can be anything, including what they want, but feels the need that the character has to be only what they want. At least as a Berdly fan I don't need to worry about retards as a Berdly chad.
>>586025643>ut knights,The same ones who are canonically in a homosexual relationship together in Deltarune, those knights?
Retards can't even understand that not only Kris is it's own person, but they also fucking hate YOU. You should rejoice at everything bad happening to them.
>>586025965yeah but i say not explicitly gay because they could be bi
>>586026026>they could be biWell with that lack of logic or reason every character could be gay and this conversation is gay too.
>>586025643you could also argue ralsei feels gay feelings for flowery based on how hard he was blushing around the dude. also, the ago kui sprite… fuck i forgot about blue and yellow even
>>586025967I knew he was a pussy whipped bitch since the start of the game, I have nothing in common with himI wish you started the game as Susie instead.
>>586026098every character could be *bi and this is generally what i believe because it’s more enjoyable for me. no character in dr has ever said "i only want to fuck the same sex" but they have displayed heavy preferences, like noelle. we generally don’t view a character as 100% hetero just because they’re dating the opposite sex so idk why the supposed 100% homos in dr cant be like bi as well
>>586026140dess got two forks on her head
>>586026249I don't think you're ready for conversations at this reading level yet.
Kris is made for ______
>>586025643>nobody is confirmed gay in Undertale/Deltarune>names several explicitly queer charactersI know this is bait, but you're still a very silly person, anon.
>>586026140>that pig ugly dess>that beautiful and feminine brattyNo wonder Asriel took the gator pill.
>>586026278I was more distracted by whatever the fuck is going on with her two unrelated hairstyles at once. Bratty and catty are really just letting girl go out like that? Damn.
>>586026379asriel's cock
>>586025915yup
Going to get milk. Hey utg uhhhh fuck you! *scuttles away*
>>586026471>>586026278Clearly trying to sabotage her so they can bag the goat for themselves.Unfortunately Dess already won because she's the childhood friend.
>>586026334>no actual response er um i got you >>586026429>queer >cant readoh i got you too
>>586026493asriel is made *for kris' cock
>>586025967But anon, I DO revel in Kris' suffering, because they deserve every second of it. Yeah, drink your choccy milk you psycho little bitch.
grim telly thread
>>586026587No really pass a single English class in middle school before making another post, you're simply too retarded for /utg/'s low standards. I hope people in your real life aren't holding back with comments on your retardation it's not helping you at this point.
>>586026643>>586026493Guys, guys, stop fighting.They're made for each other's cock.
>>586026643they take turns
>>586026661He did nothing wrong though
>>586026725i’m smarter than you though like objectivelylike this is 4chan i’m not writing a/my thesis but kek you obviously can’t refute my point or even address it so yeah… got you, lmao!
>>586026841Except for the whole working for the devil and plunging the world into nightmare realms thing. Nigga shut the FUCK up.
>>586026794absolutely not
>>586027014the dark world isn’t even a nightmare realm and we don’t even fully understand why he’s doing this or what the consequences are beyond the roaring it would hit harder if anyone gave a shit about anything that happened in the light world as a result of dark world fuckery but i don’t even think wr berdly gets so much as a blink
>>586026953One day you'll graduate into being a fully fledged card carrying village idiot. I bet you can see how dumb you are on your face from a distance.
>>586027017guess it's kris taking it in the ass then
>>586026576who taught you such FUCKING language young-they?
I'm going to bed make sure to post plenty of Togore while I sleep.
Maybe now that the Japanese (the canon audience) are getting into Kris pronoun battles Toby will finally make a confirmation one way or another
>>586027496there’s no point
>>586026661>* Kris! Did you get into the chocolate liqueur again?!>* You lie limp over the counter and slowly slide onto the floor
>>586020445sometimes characters are FLAWED. thats a good thing actually the problem is it's chapter 5 and we dont really understand why they all act this waySusie is the least mysterious character and all her motives have been shallow and/or contradictory
fave be sucking on my snoopingas when im asleep i just cant prove it
>>586025537if /v/ truly moved here we'd be hearing all about how CVCKED kris is in this official artwork
>>586028508I mean he’s clearly 3rd wheeling
Does the Deltarune have the issue where part of the fandom are people who are not gamers per se but artists and social media surfers which is why a huge chunk seems to be uncaring for other videogames, even when Toby has said numerous times he's been inspired by so many games the fandom refuses to play?
>>586028508we did have a few of them spamming about that with krisjaks actually
>>586015085Neither
>>586025967>be KRIS>strikes ME with a hockey stick>throws ME harshly in various enclosed spaces>also KRIS>wants ME to win against powerful enemies to find the SHADOW CRYSTALStalk about double standardsERAM was right
Thread smells stinky to me, am I going insane?
>>586028897its mewmew and her youknowwhat
>>586028897he who smeltarune DELTARUNE
fave got some stuff to practice drawing tomorrow, fave will draw
OK OK ROLL CALL: HOW MANY HAVE SHOWERED IN THE PAST DAYI SMELL DEAD FISH
>>586029323are we counting baths
>>586028640yeah and it doesn’t help that so many children play, so to them dr is genuinely new and fresh in every way
>>586028640They are called fandomites anon, and will probably mostly go away once the games over
>>586017002I love you
>>586029323went for half of this year till a few days ago
>>586029750where will the rest of us be :(
>>586029821dead
>>586029794wow same anon, i didnt think anyone else didnt for that long
>>586029594It's a little hard to recommend something like LSD: Dream Emulator or Yume Nikki to someone born way after those games were originally made even if they have played something adjacent like Undertale/Deltarune. It's a bit of a step back to go full walking simulator, no objective or dialogue on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6swzYcNs7og
>>586029821don’t worry, normal(ish) people will still discuss the game for years to come
hey guys!
battat
>>586030036The normal people are absolutely not the ones who can't let go of the game years after Toby Fox personally begged them to get a life and touch grass and make actual friends that are not video game characters (the true moral and lesson of the game)
>>586029942I wouldnt do it if there was anyone in my life to be presentable to, I dont recommend this lifestyle
>>586029821ill always be here anon. lurking, watching. waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
>>586030256honestly I think the only way it’ll die off is if toby fox ends utdr with deltarune and doesn’t start working on one last installment in this universe. I reallyyyy hope it ends with deltarune bro
ill probably never enjoy yume nikki because everyone who did is 30-40 now, i like interacting with people my own age instead of feeling like im exploring a rotting corpse, people probably even say "yah you just had to be there"i like deltarune and i get to be here, that makes me happy
>>586029965not sure if you’re aware but young zoomers do like these games still. yume 2kki has actually been converted into an online mmo
>>586030256we are normal here, very normal.
>>586027412Kill yourself
fave spilled alcohol on their passport and it feels insane since fave hasn’t even used it yet but already has to pay like 200 usd for a new one AIGOO
>>586028640i blame youtube and social media algorithms for repeatedly force feeding people the same content forever, they get stuck in a loop of only liking one thing and obsess over it which leads to this weird subculture of people who feel like all they consume is undertale/deltarune stimmy content. it existed before that but you cant tell me fandom culture didn't explode into this homogeneous blob with the rise of twitter and youtube becoming the basis of modern culture.
>>586030336i dont either, i am hoping to shower sometime this or next month at least
>>586030647why father?
>>586030850he's not your father but he wishes he was
Sei
>>586030336men are so retardedare you poor or something? take a fucking shower, you’ll feel better. it takes like 10 minutes
>>586031042showering feels shitty and takes like 45 minutes at least, youd get it if you never left your house
>>586031275fave?
showering feels good and makes me feel good afterwards
>>586031275the only thing that could make it take that long is really long/thick hair, if thats the case just wear a shower cap and scrub your body down with a bar of soap for like 3 minutes, it WILL make you feel better
deltarune is for normal people, like people who bath. and go outside. like people who obsess over lines of dialogue that talk about evil cats who seek protein.
>>586031602I believe you but I hate myself more than I believe you
>>586031986oh my god bruh just soap and scrub your musty nasty ass
>>586031602i dont have any bar soap and i dont like staring at my bodysaid kris
Deltarune is for gay fags who molest children.
>>586031986you need to kill yourself
>>586031986i hate myself too and think this kind of self care shit is dumb and pointless until i actually do it and then i wonder why i was putting it off for so long because it did actually feel nice when i just did the thing that took ~5-10 minutes of my mopey empty shut-in daylittle things like this wont make you not hate yourself but itll make you hate yourself a little less which is nice and better than nothing>>586032169bar soap is 1 dollar or less and you dont have to look down while washing yourself, you can even just totally close your eyes if you like
>>586032169you are a grown ass man
I like showering it makes me feel like this spongebob pic when I'm done says noelle
>>586032423also my bathroom with the shower has bugs in it so i dont use it, its a lot of work to set up a shower event, i only have so much energysaidi dont know i think most deltarune characters are better off than me
I hate showering because it reminds me of the bonds I have to this corporeal realm of pain and suffering.
>>586032587giggling at this, thank you
I will never stop believing Chara will appear in deltarune in some way shape or form…
>>586032220is that why you're here?
>>586032587where is his big dih?
>>586032735No I'm here for Undertale, a game for straight men who have passionate loving sex with fat women.
>>586032704Anon?
>>586033015soulless
>>586032371do you want to help me do it?
people are so judgy these days, we need more cringe out of character deltArUne stuff
thread theme: https://youtu.be/QoypneKwsx4
>>586033040perhaps I should’ve clarified, THE chara
Mewmew's pacifying and meditative butthole~
>>586033529pooOooOooot~
>>586033581Jeez, lay off the yogurt mushroom...
>>586033695it was supposed to be a pacifying and meditative poot
>>586033059go find a bridge and do a flip faggot
thread isn't very nice today
what's up bitches, let me hear your craziest theory.
artschizo has become showerschizo
newsletter in two(2) days
>>586034279finally true immersion in the dihydrogen-oxygen enviroment.
kill yourself you stinky stinky faggot
>>586034345Think we’ll get a release date or a confirmation for early 2027 at most
literally nothing to do in my life but wait chapter 6
>Hatsune Miku out of fucking nowhere
>>586034597draw
>>586034345what's in 2 days that lets you say that.
>>586034657I can't
>>586034774Learn
>>586034774learn
>>586034597how about you take a shower for once
>>586034823>>586034829I lack the IQ to
>>586034823>>586034829Let’s kiss
>some anons can't weird route themselves into a lake and batheunproceedable.
In Chapter 6 it will seem like Kris died in a heroic sacrifice but they will then return in Chapter 7 and explain that they hid theirself while they repaired theirself
>>586034920Literal cavemen could draw
>>586035023and noelle will kill herself after telling susie to get bent
>>586035096and they were shit at it
>>586035290they really werent that bad
>>586035290can you do this?
>>586018216Sorry, I'm a CharaKnighter. Deep inside you know this to be true by the actions taken.
>>586034647https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osuhh-TsM7c
>>586034597what will you do when deltarune is over?
>>586034217chapter 6 might be good
>>586035545no
>>586035545prehistoric sightings of the friend pack
>>586034217Flowery's introduction is a preview for the game's endings(?)
>>586035828
By the time Deltarune Chapter 7 comes out my epic early access quirky RPG will be out in early access so everyone who was going to kill themselves after Chapter 7 comes out will be forced to wait for that and live forever
>>586035897you’re seriously lesser than a caveman?
>>586036257what do you mean early access, like deltarune style chapters?
>>586036257Claude clone this nigga's game and make it better
I would say that I'll be relieved when Deltarune is finally over because the shitflinging will subside, but I just know that no matter what happens from here with ships or who the Knight is and whether or not everything takes place in Gaster's wacky holodeck, people will keep bickering back and forth and woulda-coulda-shoulda-ing like it's college sports until we're all nursing-home age.
>>586034989
>>586036691People argue about damn near anything online, just tune 'em out and enjoy the finer moments
>>586036992i understood what he meant
>>586035707Unlike Miku, Maddie won't make you beg for sweet release. She's all too happy to blast your ass into oblivion.
>>586036130finalbossofkaitofiles.jpg
>>586037291>She's all too happy to blast [...] assMmf, I bet she is~
I hope we get to talk to Pink next chapter.!! :D
>>586037291She's going to blast me into oblivion with her ass? Nice...
>>586036992Yeh that was perfectly understandable krautbubble
sex with be honest, you wouldn't turn down any utdr that's actually willing to fuck you
At the end of the game it is revealed that the Knight you fought is just one of mass-produced bodies controlled remotely and you go to the Knight Factory and first you have to fight two mass-produced Knights and then the super special real main Knight which is way bigger and cooler and you will want to buy the figure for it
>>586037713terry
flowry alimony
>>586025537They just can't handle it
>>586037713sex with trashy...
sex with big angery punching fave who beats you up like the wife of the worlds worst drunk
The fog is heading towards /utg/...
>>586037713If Spamton came up to me trolling for booty, I would kick him into a sewer drain.
>>586037970brainfog, I should have specified
>>586037970The fog coming from >>586037454
Im being told to kill myself for misgendering a fictional character, amazing
>>5860378473rd world problem, clearly the game wasn't made for them
>>586038176newestfag...
If Deltarune had Social Links what would each of them be
>>586036992>out-ESL'd by some rando-retardobitch, you dumb as sticks.
>>586038347well, huh, i assume one from each of the games.i know a few. like the one with the bird, the one who turns into a wolf and the one who can transform using masks. i think that last one is the same as the one with the magic flute.they all seem pretty social, those links.
>>586038301Really though why are they like this?Do they think Kris is a real person?Will he become depressed and suicidal because a random stranger referred to them as he?
Nurse Ralsei tending to the children's ward and smiling upon hearing "Thank you, Miss Walsei" at least a dozen times a day
>Twitter has some dumbshit argument>/v/ tries to bait with screencaps of it for stimmies and gets banned by a powertripping janny>They come here to whine about the brown people or the women or the trans or whatever >Meanwhile still no contentRepeat ad infinitum
>>586038614Because it's non-binary erasure or something
Dozing off in Flower World and waking up covered in sleeping Floradinns
>>586038176Presenting headcanon as fact is a crime deserving of deathSee also Gyftmas from the Undertale fan cafe
>>586038714chapter 6 in 2 days tho
I like Kris’s vaginus
>>586038432calling me a bitch implies that i am a pretty princess of the female veriety though, which is false, i am a man's man.
>>586038771Cotton Eye Joe
>>586038614using headcanon when discussing canon is cringe
>>586038771that's some nice art, thank you for posting it anon
>>586038758I think thats especially ridiculous desu. Call me truscum for being “not woke” or whatever, but for a transgender person I can be sympathetic because they have actually taken a conscious effort and serious undertaking of consuming chemicals to change their biology But being a cis guy, having a somewhat androgynous face and haircut, dressing like any typical guy, and referring to yourself as “they” is retarded. There is no they, you are a guy. Why are you burdening others to treat you as anything but a guy?
Chara killed themselves with the poison buttercups because CoreGPT told them it was a good idea
I dress like kris and im a woman does that mean kris is canonically a woman now
>>586038858Why is Toby releasing the Christmas chapter on Halloween? Is he a time traveler?
>>586038874>https://youtu.be/-15VC4Yxzys?t=14numbernonce completely self-nihilated in front of a live studio audience.
TIL from the deltarune fandom if you have male pattern baldness, you can't be non binary
>>586038176What can I say... Don't browse Reddit.
>>586039204so that dess can look into the camera and say >"8 years, 8 years I have waited to meet you"
>>586039339faggot-ambiguity is something for the retarded in their 20s.make up your mind.
>>586039339deltarune fandom told me i can pass off as androgynous even though i have the most masculine jawline known to man
>>586039009Respectfully fuck off, dude. Keep in mind most of these people(I use people VERY generously) have pushed this transfem Ralsei narrative. Believing in that, which is an actual horrific headcanon, while having an autistic meltdown over someone referring to a dude who dresses and looks like a dude as he, is completely autistic and retarded.Halloween is coming up at my University. There are a couple trannies there and they cosplayed deltarune before, next time I see someone cosplaying Kris Im going to refer to them as HE. nice MALE cosplay DUDE. You look really COOL as a GUY in that MALE outfit. Maybe Ill film them as well for their inevitable chimpout. I think it will be really funny.
>>586037970It's like we're in some kind of Silent Hill Otherworld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmm13Iu3DIM
>>586039202No, it means you're non-binary now.
>>586039052>burdening othersWhat's the burden? Having to mentally remember what their preferred pronouns are?
>>586039560someone’s a little upsetti spaghetti calm down son it’s just a cartoon
I agree with that anon. can give you a pass on believing in this non binary shit when youre under 25. But if you are over 25 and believe in it you are just mentally ill.
>>586039214what did he mean by this
>>586039673/v/ only talks about culture war crap it is all they do for like a decade on, said Gaster
of course I’m nonbinary I’m not a fucking robot >:[
>>586039642damn
>>586039670>whats the burdenPlaying pretend for you. Im not doing that. Non binary isnt a real thingFor context My girlfriend is trans and Ill happily respect her pronouns because being trans is a very real thing. Gender dysphoria is a real thing. Being a GUY and LOOKING LIKE A GUY and DRESSING LIKE A GUY and then wanting to be referred to as “they” is NOT THE SAME THING and incredibly retarded.If you cant see that, then we can just agree to disagree.
You've burned through probably 15% of your life waiting for Deltarune
everyone is asexual and non-binary by defaut until said otherwise.
I like to think of Kris as a girl. It's just more fun!
>>586039970make it 1/3
>>586040060I can think I have a million dollars and an 8 inch penis…doesnt make it so
>>586039953This guy is dating a man playing dress-up and thinks he can talk down to other gender identity mumbo-jumbo
The amount of stinkbugs in Fave's house is becoming increasingly aggravating.
>>586039953deep breaths anon do you need a minute in a calming sensory room? should I get your pop-it?
Kriselle lost
>>586040136Shee cannn'tttt hearrrr youuuuuuu.
>>586039970Every day I take a look at my life and pop a boner.
I like to think of Kris as a boy. It's just more sexy!
>>586040138Gender dysphoria and needing HRT(medical treatment) is a way more legitimate thing than being a guy in every way except for wanting to be preferred to as “they”, yes.Again we can agree to disagree if you cant comprehend this. To me its very simple.
(fumigates thread)
*stinkbugs inside the thread*
>>586040190Stay strong, Anon. It's never ever the end.
>>586039953no wonder you were told to kill yourselfkill yourself
>>586040160it's that time of the year, it will be like this until december (heh)
If Kris was a real person I would bully the shit out of him. I really would. I would bully him into suicide. >>586040373You are your biological sex. If you are trans im sorry but if you are non binary kill yourself
>>586040280Hmm, this pest control person looks suspiciously like Mew Mew in a low budget costume with her pants pulled down...
TIL from the deltarune community that bottom surgery solves autogynephilia but that also destroys any sexual want, making all sexual desires a matter of psychology (corruption of youth, power dynamics e.g. discord mods et cetera and other supremacy fantasies), the lack of testosterone will cause bone density to plummed and this will cause immense posture problems and joint pains.the next issue with hormone replacement is that it causes hair phollicles to shrink and causes balding, which is why a lot of them wear wigs.no wonder they are so prone to bridge fascination and solo-weird routing.
Look at me, man. I'm a talking dog pretending to be japanese. I'm INSANE, man!
>excusing trannies but not non-binaries
>>586040280Turn this place into a tomb.
>>586040548all you do is post images of goats and be a larper shut up
the thread will be better tomorrow
>>586040432total absolute 100% buggrave
This is why my game will have only cisgender gender conforming straight furry people
I see it’s that time of day, I’ll squat on /vrpg/ till next thread
>>586040678that sounds based though
>>586040648Help me help you dude.I dont know how else to explain it for it to make sense to you.Do you intuitively understand gender dysphoria is a mental illness and actually existsAnd do you understand that non binaries for the most part, are just biological females, theyfabs, who “dress quirky” and interpret that as being a new gender identity? Is this something if you understand?If you understand this, why cant you intuit my position?
What's your favorite enemy mine is Mizzle :)
I have 9 exhentai tabs open
>>586040868we need to bring shame back
>>586040692>a pity, it was just repeating all it knew
Relevanr
>>586040918I have 10 tabs open and they're all nudes of you
>>586040558Number 1 in the hood Ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHHbolnmwjM
>>586040918I am simply starting a dialogue
>>586040279"Gender dysphoria" is similar in both cases. A trans person doesn't like being their biological gender, a non-binary person doesn't like being their biological gender. It's just that non-binary people don't like being the opposite gender, either.
>>586040865i like winglade i think the rotating text gimmick is fun
my peeny hurte
Do you see how charitable ive been by the way? Maybe I am “non binary” phobic sure but Im willing to understand. I interpret your position as being transphobic, but I didnt tell you to kill yourself, I told that person to commit suicide because they told me. I never initiate that kind of stuff. Its just people getting mad at ME for telling MY opinion. If we disagree ok dude we can disagree. But why are you guys so fucking hateful and vindictive?Kris isnt a real person.Im going to say it againKRISIS NOTAREAL PERSONDo you feel better now?
I've seen Kris drawn in every skin tone possible, except for green. What's up with that?
fave is sick and is going to need you all to quiet down a little
>>586040865I like the Ponmen from Chapter 1.
>>586041341green people aren't real
*Smells like Chapter 2 era.
>>586041403*cuts to Anon getting pummeled to death by Hulk*
>>586041359fave can just close their eyes so I can pick them up and run away with them
>>586040865If we're including bosses in this, then obviously fave. If we're talking regular enemies, Werewerewires are very satisfying to no-hit.
>>586041410You say this but you don't really mean it.
>>586041335Anon, there's absolutely no victory for you here. It's 4chan.
>>586040865I like Werewires because I'm partial to the classic cyberpunk concept of remotely controlled people on wires and also because they're bendy and gayly colored
>>586041410ch6 will conclude what made ch2 shit.>yurislop>more "muh dead sis">more "muh dead dad">a 2 hour unskippable make-out scene between noelle and susie>nothing of note will be resolved apart from "har har it is me, i am the knight it was me all along!!!" and then credits will play and we will be stuck with a ch2-flavored dead content era where nobody will be happy.
>>586041595
>>586034217>"Suzy" was supossed to come into hometown but gaster or whoever fucked up and Susie got called instead>in ch7b we will encounter the fun gang from the normal route, this is because in an aborted ch5 weird route kris and noelle die by drowning and get replaced, this also happens in a successful weird route since they are assumed dead by the game and the prophecy has to continue
>>586041617>Fart hellI remember someone did a Paul Blart edit of that at one point, made me laugh remembering it
>>586041335Were you the guy threatening to have a giant public meltdown at his school over the fictional character not being the gender you wanted or was that somebody else
>>586040843NTA but the way I see it non-binarism is a matter of semantics and interpretation of gender for what it means to a person and reflected upon what it means to their culture, so non binary isn't a strict category but more or less an abstract concept of rejecting a male or female identity, which can mean different things according to which culture you come from or which language you speakSaid Kris the Gender Studies PhD from Mt. Ebott University
>>586041837i think ch7b or ch1 was the part of the prophecy where the heroes arrive.
i love buckethead <3
>Catches up to threadConcerning lack of Chara or even fave cuddles here. Please be better when I come back, fave does love you and would want you to be better and happier.
>>586042095gotchu
>>586042095chara would hate me anon dont lie
Azzy comes back from college wearing his Prince in Deepest Dark shirt repping his new band and introduces his Girl, Suzy
Did anybody else feel a sense of flooding disappointment when they saw that Mad Mew Mew/Pink was the Chapter 5 secret boss?
hush child, we’re talking about genderstimmies
>>586042180I think Chara would hate practically everyone... But I believe in you, Anon. You can work your way into their heart.
>>586042248yes.
>>586042248NO
>>586042248I figured it was Mad Mew Mew at the shop and I was a little underwhelmed but the fight was cool and her relationship with Orange was really sweet so she won me overI think I would've been a lot more excited for it if Toby hadn't blown her catgirl load in the Undertale Switch version
>>586042367Oooo, cute. Do you have a link to the artist? Reverse image search didn't yield anything.
>>586042248Quite the opposite, actually. I was ecstatic because I fucking called it. Even the part where the ghost and the doll had to learn to get along in a metaphor for self love. Felt fucking god-like. By contrast, the end of the fight made me frustrated, because GODDAMMIT, KRIS, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS YOU BITCH.
>>586042663i vaguely see a form of signature above chara's shoulder in that image
i want to retire early and sit home all days to play music and draw dumb shit :(
>>586042819Just make a quirky RPG about depression and sell a million copies and retire at your current age
>>586042819you can do that if you don't have to pay rent and live 20 years of austerity
>>586042248Yesterday one college professor said a phrase 3 times in a row, I imagined her as maddie and got a boner I need a bullet right inside my head
>>586043071Why didn't you say bullet inside me it was right there man
>>586042819Are you cute? If so You can just find a sugar daddy to pay for your lifestyle
>>586042367>>586042663https://x.com/rakirakki_7is the artist. The description implies it is Frisk in the images.
Let's get some krussy tonight
>>586042763Yeah, but it doesn't lead anywhere... :[
>>586043380sure thing Dess
This image will soon be illegal in my country.
>>586043345Oop, thank you!
>>586043345thank you fren
>>586043071>College Professor MaddieDrawfriends. You are summoned.
>>586043380Kraut's pussy?Where can I fuck that?
>>586043517What countries where being fat is illegal?
you're 2 inches inside Dess while Asriel is 5 inches inside youyou're Kris
>>586043624FREAK COUNTRYYOUR COUNTRY
>>586040865There is only one answer
>>586043189i am the opposite of cute
>>586043624>>586043737The UK is banning facesitting porn.
>>586043873please say sike, fake country if this is real
>>586043873hopefully either iran or russia nukes this shithole country soon. i hate living here and i'd welcome death with open arms.
>>586043851He's cute now.
>>586043975your country is already dying...c'mere to ireland babe
>>586043851If you look like Dostoevsky, I'll be your sugar daddy.
>>586043873Oi m8, u got an exotic pornography loicense? The tax is needed for empire and king, swear on me mum.
Reposting my art practice from yesterday and just dropping in to say hello. Hello utg. Okay goodbye.
Fave just finds it really cool and quirky how using a VPN is pretty much required now depending on where you live*turns every country into China* :3c
>>586044270I've never paid too much mind to Chasriel, but there are SO MANY cute artworks of it... I might have to read some fanfics.
>>586044625glad to hear my posting inspires :Dhappy fanfic hunting fren :)
Kris and Susie are watching the Z Broly movie"How come they keep giving the pig guy roles in the movies when he's barely on the show that's kind of random" says SusieHow does Kris respond without revealing their power level and ruining their nonchalant image
>>586044768Why did they pick the ugliest picture possible for Kris
yummers
>>586044768Agatha??????
>>586045004That was my initial reaction too.
>>586044921which one?
why is there a death battle happening at the pippins house? i thought they were peaceful critters...
>>586045231right one
the ice cream man came to visit and i now have an ice cream :)
all i want is theoryslop.
fave speculates that most non-binary amabs are just guys with so much internalized misandry that they don't feel comfortable associating themselves with other men but otherwise don't have any issues being masculine
undertale/deltarune?
>>586043967>>586043975>>586044473https://www.gov.uk/guidance/crime-and-policing-act-2026-offences-relating-to-pornographyOK I lied a little because the law applies to depictions of real people, not drawings, so the image I posted is still legal, but porn of real people in a similar situation will soon be illegal because it "normalises harmful behaviours"
Fish I wish
>>586045571never heard of it
>>586045571
>>586045573OI M8 YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT FANNY ON YOUR FOICE BRUV?!
>>586045573being in the fucking uk is harmful behaviorthey should just ban all photographs of people taken in the uk
>>586045345roight-o>>586045425sorry we had too intense a theory session yesterday, it was about some closeted german faggot that we hope comes out in chappy 6 or 7>>586045573sounds like a stepping stone to wholesale banning of it, very grim
>>586045717isn't that for au?
>>586045573woke nonsense
british sans be like: how are your bollocks
>>586045784i dont know who you were talking to and i dont care.
I feel like I saw some of you somewhere else...
>>586042248I've talked about this before, but the scene with Susie and Ralsei lampshading the secret bosses made me think it was all an elaborate joke. Then when I beat her, I just stood still for a few moments and was like... is that really it? I would've perfectly understood it being pretty much any other item that could feasibly be in Asgore's shop. A secret eight RED flower that's an analog of Frisk or Chara, a police badge, the TV that didn't turn into anything because Kris flipped it over (apparently that's how that works, thank you Toby, very cool). Or, y'know... Friend. It was just a baffling decision, and I didn't find the fight itself very riveting either.
>>586045802the meme applies to britain, australia, and new zealand. all corrupt feminist terf shitholes that hate men.
>>586045872the opposite actually
>>586045928>kraut forgets who he ishaving alzheimers is.... uuhh i forget
>>586046056ok
go on denshow us ur goat
>>586045573I need to be like Ramb and move to TV World.
>>586046136no, you are describing someone else.you must have got me confused.you are confused a lot.
>>586046184
>>586046056nigga what
>>586046184ok
>>586046184sent, check your DMs>>586046262who are you?>i'm the dudeno i mean for real who are yu?
>>586046385just a whacky fellow.
>>586046184*sight*, finebut don't post it anywhere
>>586046067>the opposite actually
>>586046494a silly goober, if you will
hey fave can you make me a sandwich?
my queen
>>586046043>A secret eight RED flower Kris
>>586046720no
>>586046043>I've talked about this before, but the scene with Susie and Ralsei lampshading the secret bosses made me think it was all an elaborate joke.me too actuallyi thought she was some fake red herring secret boss and that the real shadow crystal boss required doing some ultra-obscure bullshit and the previous lampshading was poking fun at me for trying to find it by doing the most obvious and non-hidden optional thingonly after i beat her and she gave me the shadow crystal did i realize, no, this was actually it, that was actually the real schizoboss
>>586046720(wheeze) yes!!(pause for dramatic effect)-----DIE!!-------
>>586046720*grope my way back into the kitchen and feel you a sandwich*there you go, love <3
Deltarune but the entire soundtrack is composed by Lemon Demon and has lyrics, so every other song is like>Spam Man!>He's making things happen>Spam Man!>His nose is a weapon
>>586046720nOOoo!
>>586046720moids don't actually love their faves, they just want to have sex with them and make them their maids. their "love" is false and conditional
>>586046551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwxdC51Ej88
>>586042095I like my cute lolis Frisk and Chara and shote gote Asriel.
I think chapter 6 should take place in a massive shopping mall, with the enemies being some form of the undead
>>586047115*straight moids
what do you do when you’re at work and your feet hurt and you have an ear infection worsening by the minute and ibuprofen barely helps and your have cuts and coffee burns all over your hand
utg hasn't made thread screenshots in so long...
I think chapter 6 should take place in a massive tower that reaches into the heavens and when you get to the top you fight god
>>586047115the fuck am i to you? chopped liver?
>>586047304McDonalds anon... ask for a day off...
>>586047346chopped unc more like, HEYO
>>586047024Oh my god I can hear this in my head
>>586047304Don't worry about it, kitten
>>586047115Foid love is conditional on not doing some innocous thing that gives them the "ick".
>>586047304where the fuck do you work?
>>586047316>God turns out to be Rouxls in disguise
>>586047426i can't be that chopped if every gay is hungry for my dick.
i think chapter 6 should have gaster jump out of the screen and suck me off as an apology for making me wait almost a decade for his fucking deltarune
>>586047304I'm bipolar, i have schizophrenia, i've got OCD, i've got ADD, i've got ADHD, i've got a pink eye, i've got a bum leg
>>586047308I saved this from a few months ago because it made me lol
>>586047115Accuse me of not loving Maddie again, and the both of us will mail a bomb to your house.
>>586047673don't forget the varicose veins.
>>586047567and that's the way aha aha you like it aha aha
>>586047753lmao
I think in chapter 6 the evil Knight should blow up the world so then you wake up in some king of world of ruin and have to gather your party back in an open world adventure
>>586047304my back hurts
>>586047764I'm homeless so good luck with that
>>586047567Dude, y'know gays are hungry for EVERY dick, right?
>>586047346OH I WISH*SLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURP*
>>586047905>gays are incels but with a reverse polarity.
>>586047304So you know how everyone working in a restaurant is usually on drugs to varying degrees of success at hiding it? Stronger ones than ibuprofen? Yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7BW9OJOu7A
>>586048010wat
man i wish i was a flower
>>586048309you are a flower
>>586048309look at his ass hanging out like thatliterally begging to be plappedhe's probably just pretending to be asleep just hoping someone will go at him
>>586048309I wish I was a little bit taller
>>586048309I could be your bee if you catch my drift
>>586048338to be a yellow flower full of pollen...
Pah!
>>586046808you must have been disappointed honestly pink didn’t hit for me because by the time i got to her i was mostly on auto pilot. i feel like i would’ve enjoyed 5a more if i hadn’t played 5b first, which was perfect and very deltarune
>>586048452i don't have an "ass" let alone genitalia
pah
>>586015085Raped
>>586048742>pahbah
>>586048742
I thought chapter 5's soundtrack was my fave game soundtrack for the year but Ace Combat 8's is transcendentally good so I am having a crisis of faithThe same thing happened to me last year with chappies 3+4 and Everhood 2
He is very polite and well-behaved
>>586048728man look at you>>586048538you're literally sticking it outdon't act like you're the one and only floradinn that isn't into freak shit
>>586048728nu uh
i want to kill and eat this creature and flay his skin into fine clothing
>>586048951exquisite
dinn
>>586049114no you don't
>>586048951He bit me. Put him down.
i want to kiss and eat out this creature
i want to tear off all of ralsei's limbs then lovingly stitch them back on
I want to tear up this >>586049442 anon's asshole
*ffrrrrbbbbppppttt*
All this talk about homosexuality but no has conjured up rudy knight counter evidence how interesting
>>586049119Giving him love and care>>586049260It was in self defense, you deserved it*euthanizes you*
>>586049114he looks so feedable
>>586049707why would I?
>>586049419i want to give him his first orgasmnothing overwhelming just a little handjob
>>586049419>eat out
utg is DEAD
From a joke boss, to bonus content, to thematically important optional boss. My girl(s) has come a log way.
>>586050337sorry, too busy to post rn, hockey on the TV is about to start
>>586050337I read this as ufg and was about to make some sort of very funny post about an /utg/ mixed martial arts league but it was utg
>>586050337i'm busy
When the theory is good but the video has bad voice acting in it
>>586050337I'm bussy
>>586050503Do the post pls i wanna read it
>>586048484isn't kris taller than noelle?
>>586050713No, you secondary
>>586050560i watched a youtube video where the guy went over fallout 4 stuff and his voice sounded convincingly similarly nasal as alan from smiling friends.
This scene is the best scene Toby ever wroteIt even beats True Pacifist
>>586050921>https://youtu.be/eW3ZGROFfmw?t=44absolute kino.>uaah~ i am supposed to be scawwed uwu>instead i am aroused as shit
Chapter 6 is going to be a magic school bus adventure where they go inside Noelle to remove her antler tumors
>>586050713
>>586051228why are darkners so fucking tall
>>586051228Damn! Noelle is 40 years old?
>>586051404they drink lots of Dark!Milk
>>586051642Lancer is gonna be GIANT when he grows up
>>586051228Seeing Spamton and Alphys next to each other made me realize this'd be a good crackship
>>586051818God DAMN it I didn't save any of those ancient Spamphyses please tell me one of you jerks have them
>>586051818already been done and banished to the memory hole that is the chapter 2 era
>>586016845i hate papyrusknighters and asrielknighters and idfk burgerpantsknighters as much as the next guy but i read a knight candidate tierlist from someone i respect that read like this and it pissed me off so i had to get this out of my system
>>586051818I'm pretty sure an old au used to ship them together
>>586051876no, but I have thisI hope it suffices
>>586051991kiddo... you know what time it is
>>586052084it's butterdragon time
No, Anon, you have to understand. The knight is Dess who is also working with her mother but can't tell Noelle she's back because she's also missing and also stuck on the code, meanwhile Kris and Carol and The Knight (Dess) are doing what they are doing for fun and for the lols just because.
>>586051991>SoSorry: i like inflation >////<>Spamton: WOW! I LIKE [[Economy 101]] TOO.
>>586052118* do you think the worst butterdragon can change?
someone start up the knight arguments again so the rudyknighter convinces me to work on my DessKnight theory, or makes me commit homicide/suicide, either works
6 feet 7 the tung tung man
>>586052201>>586052390Or the knight is just a part of her? Or based on her? Maybe she’s even based on her family in general. What if she’s a construct of dess created by Noelle which means both noelleknight and dessknight are true?
>>586051916>pic
>>586052201>The sky is blue and also the mole people (actual Undertale characters they just didn't appear on screen but I know they are there) are living in my walls
The smoke that comes out of the shelter is not a dark world, but Gaster's stink (he can't open any windows and has been down there without showering for 666 years, shattering his time and space)
>>586052632Me when I forget Kris working with The Knight during their boss fight.Or someone (who just happens to be Carol on the weird route) calling Kris about opening fountains (the thing The Knight is repeatedly associated with).Or when Kris opens half (if not all, it is unclear) of the fountains in the game (again, the thing The Knight is known to do).But sure, all 3 of them are not working together.
>>586052665*shittering
>>586051876>>586051897>>586051991My time has come... there's one more after this...
>>586052883what?
>>586052390Name one flaw in rudy knight and name what state dess could be in as the knight without contradicting the game challenge
>>586052665Gaster has been holding in a roaring shit since the dawn of time
>>586051876Sorry anon I didn't download them so I can't attach a relevant image to my post
>>586053032Thank you for coming. Please kill yourself
>>586053007And the other. What a memory.
>>586052864kris is working with carol and the knight, but carol and the knight are actively working against each otherkris is playing both of them against each other while tard wrangling (You) for their own inscrutible purposes
Newfags rediscovering ch2 era concepts was NOT on my ch5 bingo card
>>586053007>>586053214Cuter than I expected, nice
>theoryzing after chapter 5I'm just going to trust my guts and the general vibes thank you
The best thing about chapter 6 will be watching all of the Dess troons commit suicide in mass once Rudy is revealed to be the knight
>>586053024he also can't open any windows whenever he takes a dump
A major problem with people's preconceptions about Dess and The Knight is the fact that everyone who's been paying attention figured out "something happened to Dess and Kris was probably involved and it probably happened in the Shelter which is probably a Dark World" five entire years ago and this has shaped everyone's theorycrafting about what's going on since thenbut this fact has still not actually been revealed in the story yet. Even the simple fact that Dess is "missing" has not been established,
how much does noelle smell
>>586053007>>586053214this is a foid dream.
Any of the holidays could be the knight it’s just a matter of what information will lbe revealed and what might already be there.>How does rudy do anything if he’s sick? how does carol get around without no one noticing?I don’t know! How did undyne take so long to get to the dreemurr residence? Toby could handwave rudyknight by saying he was astral projecting.
>>586053397Same to you, may the best man winI'm gonna run so many victory laps and laugh at all of you when there's another huge piece of evidence to add to the enormous Dessknight pile in a chapter that still doesn't prove or disprove any of the main theories and the theory scene becomes even more insane and there's a murder in another fanmade Deltarune cafe or something
How could you retards forget this one?
>>586053532Noelle smells an average of 25 objects and/or people daily
I demand more Spamphys
>>586053392they never confirmed or deconfirmed anything
ch5 deconfirmed flowey existing in deltarune and gave us the gayest fucking k-pop boyband member to ever exist in his stead.
>>586053767indeed
PS Spamphys was even better than the original imo
>>586052864I personally don't see how they could possibly not be working together given that Carol knows when and where The Knight is making fountains, Carol is still actively visiting the Shelter which we know is a Dark World and The Knight's apparent base of operations, and that Kris is involved with both of thembut the idea that they aren't all on the same team persists for some reason. I definitely think it's possible that Kris and The Knight and Carol each have their own agenda and they're all getting something different out of their cooperation or have different plans for how this all ends, but I keep seeing the fandom talk about some "Triple Trucies" bullshit which I know is some SpookyDood bullshit so I've been avoiding hearing whatever the argument is because it's probably fucking stupid
Rudy Knight is the Penumbra Susie Gaster of Knights
>>586054121when i first saw that scene i assumed it was booze not chocolate syrupwould kris stop beating me with a hockey stick if i gave him kahlua
>>586054242We (Susie Gaster believers) don't claim Rudy Knight.
Reheated Knight discussion we've had 20 million times before is so boring it killed utg
>>586054049iirc Carol is investigating the town and might be working against the knight i think?
>>586054121the animation is so smooth but the ohhhh the mixelsi can't stand the mixels
>>586054408let's have some gender discourse for a change
>>586054519kys
>>586054342Kris drank chocolate liquor once at the Holiday house by mistakeThey've since been looking for an opportunity to sample the strange liquid again for years, and that was the day
>>586054440
>>586054049I don't know what the popular youtuber interpretation of triple trucies is, but for me it's that Carol, Kris and the Knight are working together but have their own agendas and may be planning to backstab each other. Maybe they're working together through Kris exclusively, but I can't see any other way you can interpret triple trucies to NOT mean that they are working together, at least temporarily (like an actual truce)
I think Deltarune would be way better if Kris made some noises during battle like "OWIE" when they get hit or "HUZAH!" when they attack.
>>586054589The one on the right is better because it has wacky noises added as well
>>586054519how about knight gender discourseis the knight an it or a they/them
>>586054762they/it, next question
>>586054664Kris needs to make all of these sounds in the game:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OOATVsT3LM
>>586054762has/been (hotel)
Very abysmal thread. I dunno why I come here anymore man.
>>586054815i think the knight's an itexplain your reasoning
>>586055102the thread will be better tomorrow
>>586055102you already know whythe rest of the internet is just worse
Why are all the secret bosses shopkeepers? Does this somehow tie into a theme, or is it just a weird running gag?
can we just talk about the mcfuggen game?
>>586055329Gives them something to do.
>>586055407there's a game???
>>586055329I didn't know the Knight or Eram were Shop Keepers.
>>586055329>Jevil hasn't been a shopkeep>Spamton IS a shopkeep>Eram might've been a shopkeep?>Gerson is a shopkeep>Mew Mew Kyssie Troonie is a shopkeepchoppy logic, but too much to be a pattern.
Is it weird that I totally buy that Ramb is the one controlling the Shadow Mantle? Granted, mostly out of a lack of plausible options.
>>586055540It's name isn't Eram that's just the song name. That boss is called Nightmare in the files, same as the Link's Awakening last boss
>>586055329Jevil, Eram or Mikes aren't
>>586055137characters refer to them as both an it and a they in their own dark worlds (Queen, Gerson), if they just wanted to use it we wouldn't have Gerson/King/etc. using they pronouns for them
>>586055590women really are into emotional abuse for some reason.how low is one's bar for attention that they'd romanticize getting abused physically or emotional without a sexual component to it?are women fucking retarded?
we cant even mention pink without someone spurging about trannies we are so cooked man
>>586054440but there arent any mixels?
>>586055560Fucking loser.
>>586055701It's a fairly significant Kirbo boss too.
>>586054626Yeah that makes sense more or lessThe way the whole setup with Toriel and Undyne played out definitely feels like there's conflicting motives going on>>586054414Something like "Carol was investigating the Shelter to find Dess but accidentally found/unleashed The Knight somehow and is trying to stop them while keeping the town under control, not realizing that's her daughter she's been looking for all this time" sounds like a good solid twist villain story, in a vacuumBut I just don't see how it can be mapped to what's actually happened so far in the story. How do (You) and Kris get involved in this scenario, what is this talk about 'police sacrifice,' what the fuck is The Knight doing and why are they being so careful not to be found if they don't care about hurting innocent people or causing a panicIt has the same fundamental problem of any theory where the conspiracy is somehow altruistic like "they're just trying to find Dess," if that were true why does there need to be a secret evil conspiracy? Why would Carol get Kris involved but keep Asgore in the dark, knowing that he was absolutely right about what happened to Dess?
>>586055771its what moidoids deserve
>>586055329>>586055560would be more accurate to say that all of the secret bosses at least has a shopkeeper closely associated with themjevil has seam, eram has ramb (though he's conspicuously not allowed to actually be a shopkeeper)
>>586055329shopkeepers being a secret badass or superboss is a classic JPRG trope
Oh also the soulcalibur character too. Nightmare is just a badass bad guy name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cizADbZppec
>>586055590Never post this image ever again, you have been warned
>>586055972i want to have anal sex with this teenager. maybe vaginal, too
it's kinda pointless to moralfag over countries. Every country at all times is doing or supporting something deeply evil, or at least has in very recent history.
>>586055771>are women fucking retarded?you are gay
>>586055953and foids deserve to schlick themselves to oblivion to garbage that simulates the feeling of the abuse they will never feel because they are effectively invisible to men.
>>586056183moralfag here, but what makes you think contries are beholden to petty morality because it makes you feel bad
>>586055936They’re trying to bring the roaring but avert the final tragedy at the last minute in a way that subverts the incident somehow? That’s the only guess I can come up right now.
>>586056102Which is why Seam fight will happen
>>586055771men are tooi have hypothesized that equal and loving relationships feel too implausible to most people, it breaks their suspension of disbelief and they can't fantasize about it
>>586055590Tenna would love me even if I put my hands on him.
>>586054049>given that Carol knows when and where The Knight is making fountainsThat's not Carol though. It is the Knight.We already got a NORMAL call from Carol in the WR and it... wasn't... like... this...It was a fucking normal call, dammit. People are dumb.
>>586056194sex
>>586056349im glad im invisible to men. they are all rubbish
>>586055590very good post. sauce?
>>586055936>It has the same fundamental problem of any theory where the conspiracy is somehow altruistic like "they're just trying to find Dess," if that were true why does there need to be a secret evil conspiracy?I haven't thought about this much, but I've just assumed that Carol did have that sort of motivation, but the Knight is the one asking for police sacrifices and shit and Carol is willing to go along (to an extent). Or they've both figured out that sacrificing people is somehow worth it for the greater good or something, no matter the specifics, we can't exactly have the townspeople talking about how the mayor's making them disappear to bring back her daughter
>>586056420Hopefully you'll end up in jail in the future and never post here again
>>586056403no, men are fucking depressed as is and they don't need a woman's input on how little they get to like themselves.abuse needs to be earned.>>586056271retardation does not equal sex appeal.you on the other hand, you are both retarded and unsexy.
>>586056732>angy
new trevor alan gomes piano cover just dropped:https://youtu.be/H_PqleTTfQs
>>586056732>no, men are fucking depressed as is and they don't need a woman's input on how little they get to like themselves.>abuse needs to be earned.you say this but the worryingly large number of dudes into cuck porn seem to disagree
>>586056420zased
>>586056104Reddit post
fave is trying to draw a dynamic pose of a woman laying on her chest with her butt in the air but fave is getting overwhelmed with technicalities of the pose
>>586056958>large numberhow much longer nowmy domain expansion
>>586057027put a timer on your camera and try it out yourself for reference
>>586045290mentioning the death battle without even caring that poor battat is about to get dropped off the roof... very grim and very telly indeed
>>586056507well, if a non-rubbish man gets treated like shit by you, then i think being alone is the superior option and i sleep better at night knowing you never get your wish.allah bless.
>>586057230im fat and not skinny im sorry I will not get the desired results plus im autistic
>>586053140Strongest dess knight argument
>>586056507i know at least one good man irlbut he's mine you can't have him
DESS!WHERE IS SHE?!DEEEEEEESS!!!! AAAAH!
>>586057409your gay you dont date women. sorry.
it's over
>>586057409You come here every day to get gay attention from a homosexual and cry about women existing. But sure, you sleep better at night as a result of it. I believe it.
I just came to the Mew Mew facesitting art from the last thread
>>586057642No...!We must return to the ancient methods...
>>586055590Evil deltafoids who want to beat up men love this, but I, as a sensitive moid, hate to see Tenna griefing.
>>586057753can i see the art
>>586056958your sources are:>women watch abuse porn, this is why its okay to abuse men>some men watch cuck porn, that's why its okay to cheat on themi am so glad i know you will die alone.you are fat, ugly both inside and out and you are physically incapable of love and your only erotic outlet seem to be about abuse.nobody will love you, because you yourself cannot love.
>can I see the mid?
>>586057753can i see your splooge?
>>586057970>>586057970>>586057970Hop on
>>586055102Seconding this now. Newsletter won't fix this
>>586057951yes
>>586057930>this is why its okay to abuse men>that's why its okay to cheat on themi said neither of these things
>>586057930There he goes, crying about dying alone again, on the internet, living with his mother. Just super concerned about all these women and their sex lives he's super involved in at a distance.
>>586057690correction: i come here and i get unwanted gay attention (you) while i try to talk about the game.this usually gets disrupted within 3 minutes of posting
>>586057930go to therapy
>>586017002thank you again for your service, Anon. I love you and your drawings
>>586057556CUUUUUUTE cattatsauce?
>>586058519>>586029780:D thank you anon(s) i love you too>>586057886nta but here>>586013268
>>586053941is your mother actually dead
>>586051228sprite heights aren't canon thoughever
>>586053397>implying slash was the knightlmao
