Questionable Consent Edition>Previous>>586006438>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png >INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSOct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4Oct 20 Easy Anti-Cheat https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/713415392836453548Oct 26 AR-23L Liberator https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTcKljUKpo>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionOct 20 1.007.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715666559007196081Oct 22 1.007.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708912427613295258Oct 29 1.007.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799395773
any slutdivers on ??
We are civilized Christians, no more posts about rape.
>>586067080at least 1.
So the Nova and the Apex are both completely fucking busted then?
>>586067103>>586067113this nigga about to take a 3 day vacation from 4chan lmao
>>586067113>>586067103Dog sex.
I don't want to be a furry....but... hmofa agenda is getting too powerful to resist bros...
content drought so bad it killed patrick stewart.
>vanilladiver>ghostdiver>has job>rich>keeps his waifur pregnant
>russian furfoidWhy even respond?!
>>586067196It's to the RR what the commando is to the EAT; half the damage for more capacity and ease of use thanks to no/little projectile drop, on top of having de-facto more damage potential and versatility thanks to that. The RR was already an S tier stratagem so yeah, the Apex is seriously excellent.By comparison, the nova is almost a direct upgrade to the quasar in almost relevant metric. Faster time-to-shot, fast cooldown, easier aiming, etc. I do not know of a use case for the Quasar wherein the Nova is not strictly superior.
>>586067538no way this is how I find out
what's the todays PO?
>>586067196apex was giga strong even before the fixnova completely and utterly powercrept the railgunthey're very strong, but since they're weapons that """require aim""" they don't need to be adjusted
>>586067278Announcing a report is cause for vacation niganon
So what was the strategem we lost?
>>586067620it is, sadly. No patrick stewart in helldivers movie.i kinda liked him too. for a hollywood celeb.
>>586067196I genuinely think both have gone too far. Against both Bugs and Bots, they're both easy A/S tier depending on the faction.>BugsApex is A-tierNova is S-tier>BotsApex is S-tierNova is A-tierThe only deciding factor here between the two factions is that Bugs demand you move way more, so the crouch/prone requirement of the Apex along with the lengthy reload hurts it a little. That's still not disregarding the massive firepower it shits out, two-tapping Bile Titans, Impalers, Chargers etc. They've also cucked the SPEAR out of its one use case against Dragon Roaches.
>>586067538Oh fuck off this is not how I find out
>>586067743hellpod pinatait would call in a malfunctioning hellpod - the very same you can find at lower diffs and on megafactories - that'd spawn a random piece of equipment (possibly limited to spw only)
>>586067592>I do not know of a use case for the Quasar wherein the Nova is not strictly superior.Hitting bulk fab vents. Otherwise it is 7 nova shots to the hull
>>586067080>>586067103>>586067113posts so bad it killed patrick stewart
>>586067786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eujM5uoo-l0
>>586067538>update so bad it killed tim curry>patrick stewart starved to death waiting for contentArrowhead should be declared a terrorist organization and be tried in The Hague
>>586068090>the haguethis is a loli general lil bro
>>586067592Quasar one hits tanks.Also the nova has a very awkward cooldown time where it's to long to just stand around and to short to really do anything, which the quasar has less trouble with.I still think the quasar is ass and the nova isn't far ahead.
Build for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkyNmNPoEjM
>>586067860Well that sucks, that sounded like a fun little thing to have
>>586068215>jescze>szansehow is polish a real language?
>>586067538say it aint so...
>>586068390I think they just make it up to fool foreigners and speak Russian or German when no one is listening.
I dislike the nova and think it's highly over-rated by the community.
>>586068141But what about hag veteran divers preying on new divers who just got their capes and making them learn how to support reload in very close democratic proximity?
>>586068646hello /heals/
>>586068390They use a wrong script, it looks less retarded in Cyrillic.
>>586068623TRVE, I am not a fan of nova's "flexibility", I much rather prefer quasar's guaranteed one-hits.
>>586068769>bulgarians steal greek alphabet and turn it retardednah, cyrillic sucks
>>586067882>7 nova shots to the hullfair enough. Lower utility. I concede that.>>586068208I don't concede this though. Both its windup and cooldown are less than 1/3rd of the Quasar. Being "awkward" isn't nearly enough to compensate for more than triple the fire rate. It also provides way higher versatility than a Quasar thanks to this. 3 war striders can be 1-shot at the joints in the same time that a Quasar could 1shot a single war strider at the cock&balls. On a pinch, it can be used to instakill mediums ala Railgun (Alpha commanders, Devastators) because of how fast it is.
Is the short mag good on shotguns???
>>586068926its good but all shotguns suck anyway unless its the sweeper so idk
>>586068926breakers get just shy of 20 mags with it w/siege readyshit's funny, so kinda
>>586068926Short answer. Yes.Long answer. All breakers have a kinda shitty reload time, which combined with relatively high ammo-expenditure-to-kill ratio means there's a lot of either ammo-waste by preemptively reloading half-mags to prepare for the next engagement, or unecessary risk by being forced to reload prematurely mid engagement. I think because of this all breakers strictly benefit from the short mags.
>>586047950>ask arrowhead for a warbond>they say yes>ask them what date the warbond trailer could be out by>the studio just gives no reply>ok well you guys should release it around the movie>give them an upvote and post on twitter in excitement>the movie and warbond release>no one says a word during the update>it finishes>as i'm loading in i stop and ping shams and ask him for the medals for the warbond>he doesn't reply to me>politely inform him supercredits don't grow on trees>he gives me 50 medals>i clear my throat and ping him again>he gives another 50>i type :) and "thanks, guy" really sarcastically>friend i got interested in the game from the movie is super embarrassed >get to the warbonds screen>did you farm any medals for the warbond?>they seem like they're about to block me>well you should ping shams because i only have enough for page 1 and some capes>we didn't do a second mission
>>586068914I agree that the quasar is worse, but i already consider the quasar one of the worst stratagems in the game, nd the nova doesn't improve on it enough for me to consider using it over similair options like the apex or AMR.Maybe i would pick it over the AMR on cold bug planets, but then i already don't bring the AMR to bugs to begin with.
>>586067103>>586067113Didnt knew based hmofa Anons were playing hd2 aswell
>>586069159I've been using the spray and pray in conjunction with the AMR vs squids and I have to say there were far too many times I had to mag dump entire drums at conga lines of melee rushing overseers after running my AMR dry. if I was using short mags I would undoubtedly had been caught reloading
>>586069428there are at least two posting on /hmofa/ over on /trash/they could be him, they could be (you), they could be ME
>>586069428you miss the buggirl posting since launch or what
>>586068623>try nova>can't heavies most of the time>tied with the Apex on Fab destruction but is slower>chargeup time means lining up shots is harderThis shit is so ass and I'm not even a Quasar fanboy
>>586067538what the fuckhow can this be true when shatner is still doing podcasts and being a dick on twitter?
>>586069641>>try nova>>can't heavies most of the timewhere are you even hitting them? it's a two shot for bile titan or behemoth heads. hell it can 1 shot behemoths up the ass like the apex can
>apex still can't instantly kill spawners through openings
>>586067103>>586067113Who's this semen demon?Is she rapeable?
>>586069748shatner has the tantalus field. it's the only explanation
Seriously, why don't these assholes want to fix such a popular game?They're lazy, they're offended that the community didn't appreciate their vision of the game, they're just dumb, what's the reason?
>>586069871Why should it?
>>586069941ego, plain and simple. they don't want to admit they were wrong and their ideas were bad
>>586068623haha yeah it's totally really bad devs should just ignore it
>>586069787>2 shots to kill a titanIsn't it unironically faster to call down EATs and 1 tap it with those?
>>586069941What fixes are you talking about?
>>586070081functionally the same timeeven with the instant deployment upgrade it still takes 4 or 5 seconds to put in code, throw the ball, the ball to deploy, the pod to actually land, then a second or two to pick up and pull out, while the nova can fire 2 shots in just under 7 seconds
Fixed Gaypex power creeped RR.. its over RR xisters…
>>586070229I'll bite>obviousstratagem bouncing being far too agressivehellpod steering (despite the numerous fixes mission critical equipment still can land on inaccessible areas)blank terminals and lidar terminal arrow not displayingprojectiles phasing through enemies>less obviousSPM not applying after calling in a resupply and dying before it landswater diving animation resetmelee kills still not counting in any way or formjust off the top of my head
Ministry of Biological Research issued democratic stalker gf with the Nova having fun clearing the map while I keep fucking up the directional code on the superputer
>bring spear to borgs>like four voxes in the entire game>don't bring spear to borgs>oy vey drop in ze six million vox niggers
>>586069941Swedes are some the most arrogant, spiteful people in Europe.
>>586069408>consider the quasar one of the worst stratagems in the gamewise and based. people often don't look past "hurr durr infinite ammo / no bullet drop" and then shit and piss when more than 3 superheavies and other heavies appear in a single breach/drop.>consider using it over similair options like the apex or AMRBut there's the thing. It's not an AMR or an Apex. It is the hybrid between Quasar and Railgun, more or less, which greatly improves on the greatest failings of both weapons. The railgun deals pitiful damage against superheavies and some heavies-- factory striders, turrets, tanks, bile titans, chargers, while also having a surprisingly limited ammo pool and requiring additional focus to actually deal the ideal damage using unsafe mode. The Quasar has an extreme cooldown period and long windup that makes shooting it very situational and rare. Both weapons lack proper long-range scopes despite being almost perfect for the application.Nova is fast to shoot & re-shoot, has a scope and deals decent damage with infinite ammo. It has an actually good niche of its own, imo.>>586069428you'd be surprised.>>586069508Fair, the drum mag really shines on the more chaff-heavy factions/enemy constellations. In my experience though, I've gotten more fucked over by wasting ammo/reloading in a bad time with drum mags than I've been fucked over by short mags.
>>586067103Super Earth guarantees an anthro wife for every brawndiver for their service.Do your part, get diving.https://files.catbox.moe/ft1a61.png
>>586070045Why shouldn't it? The autocannon and recoilless rifle can, the eruptor can.>but it doesn't have explosiveEven 12.7mm HMG calibers can fit explosive filler, 20mm AT should too.
The Apex feels even better than I thought initially now that's fixed. Holy shit I hate swiggers
>>586070754voxi are like printersthey can sense your fear
I don't understand the belt-fed GL. The autocannon seems better in every way.
>>586070783I fucking love this thing, you can solo an entire convoy on the bot front with it
>>586070781none of these fire a solid tungsten shellrailgun doesn't close holes, neither does the AMRwhy should a backpack version of the latter?just play the AC, it does exactly what you wish for
>>586070780On bizarro Earth, you stick peanut butter on your anthro dog wife's asshole and lick it clean.
>>586070781>Even 12.7mm HMG calibers can fit explosive filler, 20mm AT should too.why do you think it has such a high durable damage ratio? the AMR is also an "explosive" round but it doesn't produce a secondary explosion either
Got 1k SCs.Polar patriots, Force of law or Python commandos? These all look bad. I guess law has the best emotes and arc diving memes.
Apex is good yet?
>>586071182It was good before, it is even better now.
>>586071069Polar for purifierPython for hawt dawgLaw is memes, save it for last
>>586070867arrowhead wanted to make a backpack reliant grenade launcher like the backpack reliant MG that is the maxigun but they needed to also make it shit like the maxigun
>>586071182It was always good at ranges you actually fought.
>>586071069polar patriots for the bullet laser
>>586071069the only good thing in PP is the purifier, which while very strong is also very boringand also the tenderizer which is just ok if not mid after all the liberator buffspython has the hot dog and the armors that make you impervious to spore titan puke (pretty much the only practical use) and the maxigun which you'll either hate and cope or love and copeforce of law has emotes and the k9 (epic teamkill dog) i guessdeescalator is very good on swarm seeds on bugs probablythe drip is also the best of the tree tooall in all i'd say polar patriots
>>586069385Holy reference
>>586069787If I wanted to oneshot without giving a shit I'd use EATs/RR/QuasarIf I wanted to oneshot while aiming I'd use the AMR, APEX or RailgunThe Quasar is in a weird place inbetween and it feels wholly unrewarding to use
>at seekers will target fabricators. >at seekers will target warp ships. >at seekers will not target bug holes. bugs is where fun goes to die.
>>586070081>faster to call down EATsNova: windup 1.6s, cooldown 3.57s2 shots: 1.6 + 3.57 + 1.6 = 6.77 seconds.This can be achieved while on the move, and you still keep the weapon after use.EATs: calling strat(guesswork): 0.2s, call-in time 3.75s, grabbing launcher + switching weapon and the gay little animation(guesswork): 1s1 shot: 0.2 + 3.75 + 1 = 4.95 seconds.This must also account that you don't get harassed or pushed out of the strat beacon landing position, and that you can grab the weapon unmolested. EATs are also single-shot, though you can theoretically benefit from having a whole bunch of them laying around.>>586069871>>586070781Both Autocannon and Recoiless rifle explicitly use explosive charges in their ammunition (FLAK/APHE and HEAT/HE respectively) that deal obvious AoE, so a significant charge, Eruptor, too, obviously uses an explosive round.Apex does not. Probably some kind of Sabot or AP-I, meant to penetrate armor primarily through sheer kinetic force rather than deliver explosive force onto the target.>>586071069Persoally speaking, Python commandos is really fun thanks to maxigun
>>5860702291) Shitty physics of a car and a ragdoll2) Shitty mechanics of bug breach and bot drops. What kind of fucking monkey came up with the idea to spawn a crowd of enemies in a small area3) Enemies that pass through textures of anything or don't see you at close range. The behavior of enemies in this game is so terrible that it looks like the work of a student intern, not a whole team of swedish morons4) Stratagem balance is absolutely bad. Reduce 10 seconds of cooldown for OPS when literally a third of the degenerates in random will take fucking napalm anyway5) No enemy spawn if escape point is near the map. I really don't understand how these cocksuckers can justify this somehow, "enemies spawns either from spawners or on the edge of map," but everyone knows perfectly well that game can spawn enemies literally in front of your eyes
>>586071826>literally a third of the degenerates in random will take fucking napalm anywaynapalm is such in a funny spotif they were to nerf or limit it, that'd probably cause a review bombing of its owneveryone knows it's retarded and bringing it to thread lobbies is actively frowned upon, but nothing will ever be done about that>No enemy spawn if escape point is near the mapthey actually attempted fixing it in the last patchesenemies will spawn from the map's center now, but very often in a singular spotand they'll stand there confused for at least 10 secs
>>586071069>polar patriotsPurifier absolutely rapes on all fronts.Tendie is kind of meh but it is satisfying to use.Pummeler is a sleeper gem.Verdict is an okay side-arm but is severely fucked by the pistol drag.Impact Incelnades are okay.Kodiak is the only fashionable armor, the milk jug helmet and the artic ranger armor looks horrid.>python commandosOne-Two is meh still but has some utility if you need a bug hole plugger I guess.Hot-Dog is the best in the warbond but still pretty meh.Defoliation Tool, absolute meme but can be fun if you are a retard like me.Maxigun is wasted potential, it is cool, it mows things down but an MMG does it's job ten times better.Helmets look absolute dogshit but the armors itself are cool.>force of lawMeme upon meme upon meme items.Armors are cool I guess.
>>586070867yeah pretty much
>>586071069NOT polar patriotsI got it for the purifier only to realize I'd been rugpulled by a brown dutch tranny shilling le high skillcap memeweapon
>>586069871>I don't understand ballistics and assume anti tank rifle means that it fires APHE and is not just raw solid shot
>>586070926>>586071029And it should have enough explosive filler to do both.Real life shells can fit explosive filler and have good armor piercing.
>>586072056How would you even nerf the napalm barrage?
>>586071069>force of lawIncredibly underrated. >Arc grenade launcher rapes aliens>K-9 is the ultimate team killer when you want to troll pubs>Best vehicle skins>Stun AR is great for disrupting enemies
>>586072457i can think of a few ways>keep it as is, limit it to three uses>cut salvos and duration by half, leave the rest as is>keep it as is, 7 minute cooldown>remove the explosion dmg component of the projectiles, just make it spawn fire it's funny how the orbital laser has limited uses 3 years after release and has nowhere the power of a nape barrage - hell, i'd argue it's barely as powerful as a 120mm>inb4 autoaimretarded and will get stuck on superheavies
>disrupting enemiestry killing them you fucking virgin
>>586072457increase barrage radius by another 50m, make fires last 30 seconds longer, increase cooldown time by 15 seconds
>>586072732With changes like those, you might as well save yourself some effort and remove it from the game entirely
>>586072420>Real life shells can fit explosive filler and have good armor piercing.as a rule the larger the bursting charge in an APHE shell the less the penetrating power of the shell, since the walls are thinner and thus break up easier, and it lacks a solid core penetrator
What's a good/fun loadout for jet brigade city defense
>>586072420Of course you can have a 20mm shell with larger explosive filler. You may be sacrificing some ballistic performance and propellant space, though. Enjoy!
>>586072891>my crutch will become LITERALLY UNUSABLE if it gets additional 3 minutes of cooldown or denies an area for 40 seconds instead of 60lol
>>586070780>Didn't even save the audio versionCome on anon
This game needs Quake 4 crossover
>>586073270TRIBES or SWAT 4
They fixed the Apex?
>>586073270Gas v2: orange and more toxic when?
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>>586072898>>586073173>it causes alpha commanders to explode>even though a real 20mm shell without explosive filler wouldn't even cause a person to explode>no it cannot explode spawnersOk sven.
>>586073137>good3 mines, 1 RR>funLeveller, EAT, Commando, EMG.
>>586073451swat 4, please give a plain m4a1 carbine>>586073452yes
>>586073206I mean, I know you're too retarded to understand this, but the issue isn't the napalm itself, but it's how bug breaches function. If it worked like in say, DRG where bugs spawned everywhere around you, it would make it much less effective without completely nuking it's functionality. But right now, a bug breach is just "this one specific point on the map shits out enemies for two entire minutes so it's quite literally solved by throwing all your shit at this one specific point, which is what the napalm excels at.
>>586073530WARNING
>>586073546>Mass of bug that is more horizontal with exo skeleton eating all that kinetic force vs mass of human who is flesh pile that is verticalmidwits are a bane to any discussion
>>586073931It explodes alpha commanders with a headshot from any angle, try again.
>>586074163>the anti tank rifle hits the hard shelled soft inside target and explodes itfascinating.
>>586073546>even though a real 20mm shell without explosive filler wouldn't even cause a person to explodeThe sheer kinetic energy alone will absolutely make a body explode if hit by a 20mm shell, dear anon
rape all realismfags
>>586074608Rape all*
>>586073546>a real 20mm shell without explosive filler wouldn't even cause a person to explodeanon it might not literally explode but the kinetic shockwave moving through the meat will tear everything within ~30cm of the impact area into slimy paste, and severely scramble the rest.Assuming the bug chitin armor is something like an armored car's, that's even worse, as it provides enough resistance for a longer transferrence of kinetic force. The head exploding is a perfectly reasonable reaction to a 20mm kinetic shell moving at supersonic speeds through exoskeleton and flesh.
Stop playing this shitty game. Do something better with your time.
these brick missions for boths are pretty fun now
Y'all faggots need to quit jawin' and start divin'
having a blast with the maxifun
>>586075417I think you're looking for /coopg/
>>586075469ain't that the truthprolly varyliasteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242794009175
>>586074579Movie physics, it will dismember a limb if you hit near the joint at most.Unless it has significant explosive filler and a sensitive fuse.>>586074306>the 20mm shell grazes the head of a creature the size of a car and causes its entire body to explodeHmmm.
>>586075417WDYTYA
>>586073546>wouldn't even cause a person to explodeit totally would
>>586067103these are boring, too vanilla. she's just standing there.
>>586075604>grazesnow you're being disingenuous
>>586073546i could make you explode with a simple punch to your chest
I just realized that the torcher/stoker/crisper are heavy pen weapons and could take a crusher's helmet off.
>>5860755983/4
>>586075598lust provoking image deployedget a friggin move on
The helldivers movie better be good.
>>586076402Can't, it's bedtime
>>586076679too bad>>586075598full and underway
hd1 d(whatever we vote on it)download this mod for third person viewhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers/mods/12?tab=filessteam://joinlobby/394510/109775242794708600/76561199120619040
>>586075797I haven't seen any of these in forever
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242795666164/76561199586955078we bottin
>>586075739No, that's how it works in game.>>586075663People have had their bodies remain more intact than this despite getting hit by even larger shells.>>586075097It's not the head, it's the entire creature.So if it can impart enough kinetic force through the slightest graze to cause a creature the size of a car to explode, it should have enough force to close a bug hole.
is the dynamite just better than the high explosive in every way lol...
>>586078068>I want my heavy AT weapon can kill 12 bile titans or 25 behemoths without resupply to also be able to close 25 bug holesbecause that's what "good balance" is right? a weapon that can do everything and has no trade-offs or weaknesses?
Is this thing the most OP secondary?>Ultimatumfor consoletards and disabled person
I've had the FRV for months can they stop with the notification each time the game launches
>>586078689straight upgrade over the thermite
>>586078386>good balanceI don't give a fuck, this game isn't well balanced at all. There's all sorts of weapons that are comically shit or overpowered.The eruptor can kill entire waves of chaff with trivial ease and also destroy spawners, the apex being able to kill a bunch of heavies and also kill spawners would not make it broken.
>>586078689Resupply should give two back. >but.No, i want to use it to close bug holes more reliably.
>>5860779282/4
>>586078895>The eruptor can kill entire waves of chaff with trivial ease and also destroy spawnersbut it struggles to deal with heavies, has a terrible rate of fire, has poor handling, and is dangerous to the user at close range>I don't give a fuck, this game isn't well balanced at all. so let's make it worse instead of fixing it?
>>586078960kinda telling that hole closing capacity is the only real limiting consideration on any build
>>586079523Bugs is where fun goes to die.
the eruptor is an extremely strong weapon, one of the best in the game. It is not overpowered.
>>586078895If you argue in bad faith and reject the premise of balance entirely, then yeah, I can see how you'd come to that conclusion.
>>586076808closed
>>586079523The only reason I do not take it more often. Needs a supply pack just to get a full supply without double dipping.
>>586079046>audio failcmon pippa
>>586079876>Needs a supply pack just to get a full supply without double dipping.just pick up an ammo box off any of the gorillion poi that spawn them
>>586078689mfw i havent touched the ultimatum for months ever since the Pissile came out.
>>586079046>Pippa leading me to a walmarthttps://youtu.be/sXeanZB8J40?t=8
>>586076808this mod looks sick
>>586079514And the apex has a terrible rate of fire, poor handling, is dangerous to the user while standing or diving and stuggles to deal with chaff.
>>586079980>PissileToo unstable
>>586077928full?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CbUQemUwbcsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242798679408/76561197995757904bots. D10.
>>586076808Top down screen-share Helldivers 2 when?
ok now what is the point of the redeemer
>>586082732To be a warbondlet's Dagger.
my keybinds are fucked, the aim-modes are fucked, my graphic settings are all messed up and the fucking game crashed. I can't wait until swedes go extinct
>>586082732to redeem, sir
>>586081093weapons that are strong against heavies have bad utility, usually through the fact that spending ammo closing holes or blowing up fabricators is a waste of their power, in the quasars case takes a long time. for the apex to be good against heavies and also efficient at busting spawners would make it the best of both worlds
>>586082843hav u try not be cheating sir madam?
>>586067538it should've been wil wheaton
im tired of stat changing mods i want whatever the devs have in the game that random damage ticks you if you've been playing too well so i can look at some clueless pubby and just
>>586067538>This is what gets AH off their lazy swede asses to give us a Star Trek Leg bond
>>586082843>aim-modes are fuckedThe game saves the settings in the steam cloud you stupid monkey
pros of playing forge:>no swedish balancing>no malicious code>no redditors, console fags or whiners>premium content unlocked for free>scrapped content unlocked>fomo content unlocked>free community content>higher difficulties"cons" of playing forge:>can't grind levels>can't participate in the galactic chore and get the epic ironic text boxes as rewardsunironically what will be the point of playing vanilla at that point?
>>586075598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD_NVlo8uTIthe new colony bricks tileset is cute
>>586084914Shitters
>>586082954>weapons that are strong against heavies have bad utility, usually through the fact that spending ammo closing holes or blowing up fabricators is a waste of their powerExcept EATs, commandos, the RR if you have ammo nearby(large ammo stashes being easy to find), the autocannon and eruptor and grenade launchers being effective against most bot heavies with access to their weakpoint(the apex can kill 25 behemoths right?) and being able to kill spawners quickly, the emancipator being able to kill numerous heavies or up to two hundred(200!) spawners, etc.
>>586075598GGs. Sorry for being a shitter.
>>586085042:(singular trooper got to farm the gen for like 30 seconds
>>586075598GGs that bricks caught off guard
>reply to that troon on AH's hotfix with picrel>Ruh roh! Banned for 3 days!Faggotlmao
>>586082851it is trash, I will not redeem
Or was it the plan to save ten million lives, Command Duty Officer?
>>586084839what's the populace like? can you get a full lobby any time of the day on any faction? and the moderators, are they gay?
>>586085312unrelated but i got banned from a steam forum for the first time today
>>586082259say if full bloody benchod
>the swedes actually fixed the Apex on a reasonable timeframeI'm genuinely surprised
>>586067538I blame the recent wolverine game
>>586086220full
>>586085716>bigoted usernamewhat was it?
>>586086931devsR'niggers
>>586070764Have you ever met a French "person"? You know, the ones that pretend to not know English so you'll attempt to poorly speak French so they can feel superior?
>>586087187we've got a couple in hdg and they're fine
These bastards have completely ruined the bugs, I hate them.The new bugs will be even more shit.
>>586087381play a proper faction then
>>586078895Sometimes I dont know what the community wants. If the game is to easy then its shit, if the weapons are too OP then its shit, if the weapons are shit then its shit, if it cant kill heavies and close spawners in 1 shot then its shit.This is a game where both the devs AND the playerbase (You) are fucking retarded.
>>586087478Bots are even more shit, and squid are dead.
>>586087738>Bots are even more shitwrong
>>586087738>waah i can't endlessly kite bots like i can bugs and voteless
>The shitty tower defense mission in every single operationI hate it here
>bugtranny goes to botfront>wtf im getting shot at by everything!>bugnig goes to squid front>wtf a horde with ranged mediums!you love to see it
>>586088139bot bricks are actually kino right now
>>586087905Who says about kiting them, retard, you can just snipe their bases and clear 90% of the map from your spawn point, and let's not even talk about the joke that is commando missions where you have no jammer or anything remotely difficult happening. Of course you'd know that if you played the game...
>>586088212bugfags dies, god laughs
>>586087817The only danger that bots pose is a ragdoll and a mortar shell that hits you on the head. Bots do not try to surround you and practically do not pursue you. If you stay at least 10 meters away from them, they can't even hit you.>>586087905It's extremely funny to read this shit, because it's much easier to escape from bots than from any other faction.
>>586088139So many shit mission types and alt modes that no one likes and always wanna skip yet are unavoidable, finding an operation with three normal 40 min mission types is like finding precious gold.
>>586088212In all honesty, normal bugs, bots, and squids are piss easy. When you have to fight their subfactions however, I find they are far harder, either for good or bad reasons. I also think that the patrols are just fucked on some missons, or some planets. t. Level 150~ shitter.
>>586086931Gill Koyim, which isn't even really bigoted. Bigoted against who? All who are unchosen? Let it be known, you heard it hear first, the PZ devs and forum moderators are antisemites.
>botniggers get destroyed the last two threads (just like their easy asf faction)lol>start making shit up next thread like nothing happenedLMAO
>>586088771I have a very great friend in Tel Aviv called Gill Koyim.
BIG PSA: the "nomorefomo" mod actually fucking works
>sightliner is better against bugs than against botshow counterintuitive
Cheatniggas be like>20 different mod loaders to load one (1) sticky strat ball cheat that breaks after every little update
>>586088948>Bugchaser trying to act like they didnt fail another "Just play the game" MO and acting like bugchasers didnt get violently raped last two threadsDenying the event is a common cope among rape victims
>>586087905>waah how do i run away from the slow moving bots that cant hit me?
>>5860822593/4
>>586082259full
>>586088304>you can just snipe their bases and clear 90% of the map from your spawn pointHow are botfags trying to refute this argument, or are they just ignoring it? It's hilarious, they're foaming at the mouth trying to prove that their faction is the most difficult, but any interaction they have with the enemy's base is eagle spam/380/shooting from a kilometer away from a quasar/rr.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242804232608/76561198141964882Diving on botsJoin NOW for power rangers lobbyPiss, Yogurt, Default & Chromedivers, together as one!
>>586088948>botGODs finished their objective using a stratagem that can kill at most 3 targets at a time>bugsissies didn't manage to do theirs despite the kill requirement being slashed in half and having a 3000% increase in the spawn rate of the shittiest, weakest, least threatening, easiest to kill unit in the game while being asked to do it with the Chaff Slayer 9000 HMG emplacement stratagem that can kill and entire bug breaches worth with a single call in
>>586090015>How are botfags trying to refute this argument, or are they just ignoring it?how are bugchasers failing "kill x amount of bugs" on the horde faction, or are they just not playing the game?>>586090159Squidchads almost accomplished their goal as well using a non-horde clearing weapon. What the fuck are bugbrowns doing lmfao
>>586090096Rape pink ranger
>>586090015It's even easier with the rapex now, 3 shots from any range to blow up a fabricator, and it's like 7 or 8 for a bulk fabricator. You just spawn, pop a resupply from the start and you can just sit on a rock and clear the entire map in record time. Of course botniggers will purposefully ignore this and just move the goalpost because that annoys them.
>>586090096woops wrong pic
>>5860900962/4Defaultdiver has joined the team
>>586090746you are looking quite... curvy...
>>586089464>>586090159
>>586090096Still 2/4... ded thred>>586090842well the yellow power ranger *is* usually a girl.You could join, you know? if you don't have yogurt you could be the cripplediver.
never ever
>bots are boring and easy>squids are annoying and easy>bugs are fun and easy
>>586091167>botniggers get asked to do something stupid like throw a railcannon 1042 times a day for some fictional item>they obey their swedish masters instantlyQuite literally the definition of slave behavior.
>>586091167>>586091807
>>586091682And that's a good thing. Gears is a dogshit franchise anyway.
>>586087817Bots will never be good with how spawning works. You can't make a fun to fight ranged faction in a game that drops them on your head or spawns them from nowhere 10 feet away.
>>586091979You're just a contrarian.
>>586090096FULL!!!!!
586091167>saaar read my text wall!Nah
>>586091807It's especially funny because they (probably just one guy) have been yapping nonstop about bug-side ONB over-use even though their MO required them to spam an instakill stratagem 3 times every 40 seconds. Like, sure, you just get to clean up all the war and factory striders every drop effortlessly - all 4 total of them. You're so brave and skilled.
>>586091945Botranny's Law IIn spite of the evidence against me, its the fault of bugfags.
>>586091979I agree, but the weapons of two even shittier franchises have already been added to the game.
>>586092409>Using the version that doesnt get him bannedkwab
yiff in hell furfag
>>586092658It's even better than your rebirth in India.
>>586092591There is no other version.
>>586082259
>>586092157Ntab Gears was always universally laughed at. Worst of the brown and grey brigade, most egregious cover shootan, generic ass designs for everything. The coolest thing is the chainsaw gun and that's sad
>>586091807What can we say? White men have an understanding of high trust society, so we co-operate and follow the rules and orders, while lost trust society browns like you continue to say how much better you are because you chasing after jugaad and maximizing your izzat.
>>586092971the bots uploaded a battlefield 2 commander to lead their ranks
The only good franchise collab arrowhead could add
>>586092896:)
>>586093041Yes, yes. I'm sure there's going to be someone calling out the errors as some le epic gotcha, so let me just fix them myself, since that's the right thing to do anyway. Lost > low, and you chasing > you are chasing.
>>586093010The first three games had extremely positive reception as games by most of the people that played them.
You need all of these memes to countersignal the simple fact you cost us Cyberstan because the Swedes were mentally retarded and made the reinforcement counter globalI don't need to take the opinion of players whose faction I can beat on D10, alone, with a meme loadout
>>586093678You can't beat every faction with a meme loadout? lol
>>586093678>I don't need to take the opinion of players whose faction I can beat on D10, alone, with a meme loadoutThis. Botniggers got carried because easiest faction. AGAIN.
You know exactly who I am talking about because you came to pick up the insult meant for (you)
It really is just an izzat game for the eternal bugnigger.
Boy, arrowhead sure is taking their sweet time with getting back to cuckboybingus, must be cooking quite the wonderful compromise for the community!
It only seems like an insult to you because you are ignorant as much as you are illiterate. LMAO
...?
>3 minutes to come up with a schoolyard level insultGo fail the next MO, subhumanIt's the only thing you do successfully
>>586094447of course that bug still exists
>he's owed my attentionOh you poor retarded child.
>MObut I'm not a slave to a sw*dish dick unlike you
>>586094739
>>586094739>>586091945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Is it just me or do the third person reload animations for the new weapons just no longer work for modded skins?
>confronting bot players>memes, strawmanning, disingenious bullshit>confronting bugniggers>ingame screenshots
>"You eat shit.">"Nuh uh! Heres a soijak saying YOU eat shit!">"Okay, well heres a screenshot of you actually eating shit.">"NO! STOP THAT!"
>>586094739Damn straight, fellow jugaad chad.
One minute of silence for all the brave swedish developers who bravely died of exhaustion fixing a bug at a reasonable time frame.
Anon used maths when confronting botniggers though. Not only did they refuse to acknowledge the maths multiple times but they went straight to ad hom. Your list of meme arrows is cope.
>>586095394>>586095205ok, but why do you have pictures of men eating SHIT on your hard drive at all anon? you're WEIRD
>>586095549>"Why do you have pictures of me eating shit?">"Because you keep pretending like you dont and accuse others of eating shit">"THATS LIKE, SO WEIRD BRO"
>>586094739what about swedish women
>>586095645>justifying SAVING picture of men eating literal SHIT on his harddrive sure pal.. whatever you wanna do on your personal computer..
>DOT kills will show up on the killstreak counter and the resulsts screen>but won't count for your career pagesick
>>586095510>talking about math after failing to hit a kill quota with a 300 round heavy-pen chaff mower on a faction where the reinforcements casually hit 90 enemiesSit your sorry ass back in the seat and retake third grade Algebra.
>>586095759>Pretending like our resident bugchaser (Gucci Slippers) Doesnt save pictures of actual human shit on his PCOkay okay okay
>>586095782you're kidding
>Removed two music tracks, does not affect gameplay??
>>586095817>trying argue against algebra with kindergarten addition
STOP SAVING PICTURES OF MEN EATING SHIT AS IF ITS A 'GOT YOU' IT'S STRANGE
>>586067696You just announced reporting a reportCheckmate, gayboi ;)
>>586095782AhWas wondering why I walked out of 900 kill squid missions where I'd incinerated entire battalions and barely had my career page squid kills go up
>>586096068kinky
>Bugchaser already broken
Lvl 150 Xbox fag hereI stopped playing when Crimson Gook game came out. What have I missed since?
>>586095948>>586096076I just finished a match with 475 bot kills, only 390 counted towards my careerI've got two hypothesis - one was the gas mortar, the other the few duped kills caused by killing rocket striders by blowing up their rockets - these sometimes count as x3 per a single kill in non-local lobbies - and flame troopers chaining off each other fuel tanks' detonationsIt needs a bigger pool but there's something fucky going on here and I can recall another anon pointing that out a couple weeks ago
is the oct20th update really as bad as the recent reviews say? its between this game and Wardogs, but I think I'll wait on the early access shit for a while.
>mission: kill one gorrillion bugs in the chaff spam faction with the chaff deathrapeinator 3000>smallest common enemy spawn rates gets jacked up by 500% so you get to kill even more chaff with the chaff rapeinator>kill quota is even slashed in half>perform worse than squiggers>insist you're not a retarded faggot and that it's someone else's fault the MO failed
>>586096336Sorta. EAC bricks some computers. If that's not the case for them, then a new player probably wouldn't care for what the drama entails. Apart from the computer issues, it's entirely related to the freedom of modding. Another big problem with HD2 is that too much content is paywalled. You can farm the premium currency ingame, but it's tedious.
>>586096336If you were a modder then the update basically killed all of the fun stuff and only left behind mostly things that are near direct cheats with no easy way to recover the fun stuffIf you're a regular person, this update dented peformance by nearly 30 fucking FPSIf you're an UNLUCKY person or play on a non-windows/mac system, then this update basically stops you from even opening the fucking gameand if you love swigger cock then nothing is wrong there's no more cheaters everyone is whining for no reason and there's no war in Ba Sing Se :)
>BE MODDER >GET RAPED
>>586096423>they want you to use a boring and retarded worse-sentry stratagem>they then also make bugs boringas a bugchad I simply went on to play bots and squids until the scavenger modifier was removed lmao. don't give a shit about whatever new stratagem it was, I imagine most people thought the same way.
>>586096423I'll admit the sheer level of damage control the bugnigs are on would be hilarious if it wasn't so goddamn annoying
>>586096336EAC implementation killed off a lot of the AI script based moddingit replaced the equally dogshit game guard and if you're unlucky it might refuse to let you into the game unless you sort out your driversotherwise it's fine, eac runs about as dogshit as game guard did so it's a dice roll whether you'll see degraded performance or not; in my case it's a 2-3 fps decrease on average
>>586096687>bugnigger who doesn't give a shit about the MO and goes out of his way to contribute to it also has the sensibility, brainpower and skill to play the fucking game and other factionBased Bugtard.
Why do botniggers keep pretending they didn't get carried for a second time?
because we finished and you didn't
currently sitting at 24198 terminid kills. I will complete a D1 mission with the sterilizer, gas dog and gas nades, i'll be back in a bit
>>586096687>>586096867Cope
>bot front>have to actively input the stratagem and throw it>it was only feasible to begin with thanks to a temporary CD buff>bug front>literally just shoot at a bug breach>still failed>eeeeerrrrrrmmmm both are the same actually
lumu doko
remind me again which faction had their target number lowered by dev pity and still failed
>>586096960When are bugchasers going to carry their own faction for once?
all i'm getting is that if we gave bugdivers a second EHMG they would have cleared the goal no problem
>>586096423>insist you're not a retarded faggot and that it's someone else's fault the MO failedOf course it's someone else's fault the MO failed. To say it was their fault would attack the bugjeets' izzat.
Can't we just agree that botnigs, bugnigs, and squidnigs are (on average) the same caliber of retard?
>>586097685Nigga they gave you "Oops! All Scavengers!" And you STILL fucked it up.>gave bugdivers a second EHMG They already did if they took one in the loadout. No excuses. Take it on the chin
>>586097752>equating players whose factions can shoot back at you and have strategem fucking restrictions to the players whose faction can be defeated by a single greande typeNO
>>586097823>retard so stuck in his identity war mindset he can't tell a joke
>>586097927Im aware bugdivers are jokes, yes.
I don't even know if I can call them bugniggers anymore. The way they constantly and desperately defend their izzat while gloating about how little they care about the MO and how much they taking advantage of the work of others to get free rewards (jugaad) pretty clearly paints a picture that these guys are not niggers. They are jeets. Bugdivers are Indians. Street shitting Indians.
the eternal bugnigger
>country with the largest population is composed of streeth shitting insects>faction with the most players is composed of street shitting bugchasersDIVINE COMEDY
>>586097153i killed 62 bugs during the test which should put me at 24260 but i only have 24237 kills. I did notice that the sterilizer was giving me hitmarkers like a flamethrower, should i do another test with only gas nades and dog?
>>586098413Try it with weapons that have no direct damage and only rely on effects to killFor some reason I feel like arc will give you kills using a weapon but won't if you use greandes or the sentry if that makes sense
>>586098384Saar please do not redeem the MO bloody BENCHODE bastard fuck you bloody
>>586098413I have noticed this same phenomenon with other weapons, glad to see I'm not insane
>>586098595>>586098413so it might not even be DOT, kills are just flat out missingi've noticed that happening on builds that don't rely on any form on DOT damage
>>586098413sterilizer and gas dog both do small amounts of direct damage>>586098649could it be that enemies that bleed out (voteless, essentially) don't count as kills?
>>586098484I know we like to joke around and push the boundaries sometimes, but that's actually disgusting and you need help
>>586098727>could it be that enemies that bleed out (voteless, essentially) don't count as kills?ding ding dingmight have a winner hereI remember one case of getting shot by another diver, bleeding out and they were not credited with the accidentalI have a suspicion it's the same logic here, but this time the kill is not credited to anyone properly
>>586096336I'm not going to try and shill you helldivers even though it's one of my favourite games, but I have to warn you that wardogs sucks dick
>>586098834I don't suspect that's the only issue as I observed this on bots which don't bleed out
>>586099031>but I have to warn you that wardogs sucks dickhow so? isn't this just a standalone arma 3 warlords?
>>586073546>babby doesn’t know what cavitation isIshiggydiggy
>>586098763It was horrid. I will never forgive myself. Here is al lobby so I may atone.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242810351818/7656119806458
>>586099135>bots which don't bleed outwrongpopping the hulk's radiator will cause it to enter bleedouttroopers with backpacks will enter a bleedout mode as well, which will result in an explosion
>>586099163brush your teeth dumbass
during the MO when I was at bugfront I didn't call down the HMG once and just used my four land mines. people kept kicking me and I didn't understand their anger. I just wanted to play with my land mines...
>the bottrannies are now resorting to samefagging to generate consensusCan't read, can't do the MO, can't win internet fights honestly. What else can't you fags do?
Pull out.
>>5860991894/4, full, fvll, get out of town!
>>586099264okay so if I headshot 40 devastators as a test where's the bleedout. why are you trying to um acktually me?
>>586099365Pull up. Pull up. Pull up. Pull up.Overspeed.
>>586099505RETARDRETARDRETARD
>>586099497it's the latterif you actually popped 40 heads then there's another variableinb4 arrowhead just made only 75% of your kills count to counteract the guard dog's kill duping
>>586099313Retard cope
>>586099313bugbrown
>>586099497>if I headshot 40 devastators as a test>ifso you haven't? go try it and report back so it can be eliminated as a factor
>>586099615>it's the latter>>586099497god damn that's a reading comprehension moment, my bad, got a feverI'm just trying to establish a baseline - this is an indicator of the bleedout thing not factoring into it then if you actually headshot 40 devs
>>586099287Bugsaars take the MO VERY seriously. Why do you think they go full izzat damage control everytime they lose?
>>586099287I remember this scene. I was having sex with Rally just out of frame
>>586092157>you’re not eating this plate of hot turds? You’re just doing that because you’re contrarianYou people are insane. Truly.
>>586099881Sorry anon but as someone who saw gears of war at 7 years old and saw a giant gruff guy revv a chainsaw bayonet: I think it's the most metal shit ever and you're being a contrarian (I don't ACKnowledge e-day)
>>586099145conceptually it's good, it's just really poorly executedgunplay is bad, shoddy presentation, sweatfag progression wipes etc make it no fun at all, might be cool with friends or a clan or something
>>586094447>#JustSwedishThings
chainsaws are lame as hell
>>586099881>talking about eating plated SHIT (human fecal matter) like it's hell's kitchen hosted by an angry English chef named Gordon Ramsay>calls OTHER PEOPLE ITT insane what the fuck is anon thinking chat
>>586100092>t. "man" who has never held or revved a single chainsaw
>get called out again>starts fixating on eating feces againOkay botniggers, you need some therapy.
hey anons... anon eats poop
>Bugchasers
>>586100032>it’s really cool for 7 year olds!You’re making it worse anon. Stop please..
grok is this true
rock is this true
>>586100161I've cut down entire copses with them. They're heavy, loud in an annoyingly high pitch, a pain in the ass to clean and maintain, and you have to hold them in one spot in order to cut anything. They're nothing like the fictional depictions that will cut through anything with one swing as long as they have gas, but I'm guessing a larper like you wouldn't know that.
concerning how using the internet puts you in danger of reading the unfiltered opinion of someone who genuinely thinks gears of war is cool
>>586100862the shit they do in india man
grok what do I think about this thread
Questionable Consent Edition is crazy workArrowhead really said “we’re not adding more content but we will add more ways for your teammates to ruin your day without asking”Peak Managed Democracy
@robutt is this blue?
>>586099881Contrarian.Your revisionism doesn't work in the internet age.
I will kill every SEAFer I see.
>>586100878What do YOU think the average review score was for the first three gears of war games when they released? Are we going to pretend those games didn't sell millions of copies each within a week of launch?
I freakin' love smoke diving. When are we gonna get our rolling orbital smoke and smoke mines?
I drive a 2002 mitsubishi eclipse that has a broken transmission but fully functioning subwoofers. I've had actual fist fights with strangers over Nickelback. My backwards new era covers my frosted tips and my ex has custody of my kids. My soul patch and chain wallet aren't allowed within 500 feet of a school. Gears of War is my favorite game.
>>586100862And I've taken to clearing out entire yardfulls of young trees with them which are a bitch and a half to cutHad one snag the chain as it broke once and nearly had it whip around and hit me square in the chestStill one of the coolest tools I've ever had the pleasure of using
>>586102410incredibly based
Robutt has gone missing because I made her pregnant (I'm white).
>>586102112>>586100878
>>586102729cool now fuck off and never return
>>586102560>young trees which are a bitch and a half to cut*teleports behind you*nothin personnel, kid
>>586102906If you meet someone in real life that was old enough to have owned an xbox 360 or had a friend with a 360 it's more likely than not you've met someone who likes gears of war.Maybe you were born after 2000 so that might not be a certainty for you.
>>586102729actually it was me (I'm indian)
>>586103302>If you meet someone in real life that was old enough to have owned an xbox 360what the fuck do you mean, the 360 is only like 10 years old
>>586103302this doesn't make it any less concerning, it actually makes it worse
>>586103132True, we had something like thatCounterpoint: Chainsaw go BRRRRR
>>586103409
>>586103409anon the 360 released in 1994
>launch game. >stare at loadout. >have no idea what I want to use. Give me a loadout I can take to any mission with any subfaction and never have to worry about changing it.
>>586103409Anon....I.....
>>586103409Anon. The Xbox came out 6 months after I was born.I'm 21.
>>5861040904 mines any primary and secondary
>this game>tf2's soundtrackIt just werks
>i'm nearly 30 and still live at home without a jobloser oldheads come forth
ive barely touched my GUNS. ive been ruined by eruptor. what am i sleeping on? other than the freedom's flame stuff as thats' new, ive just been on bots
>>586104897I can see that though I love HD2's soundtrack too much to cover it.Speaking of which, does anyone know what 2 tracks were removed in the balance patch yesterday?
>>58610495037 and I live with my cat.
>586105112
>>586104950Literally how does one do it without shame? Also must be nice to have folks you get along with
>>586105264my brother...
>>586105112The ConstitutionIt looks like a meme gun from the outside but once you take it for a few dives (especially on factions that benefit from medpen weaponry) you get on a roll you'll find rarely stumblesI could lay down more consistent, continuous fire with this thing than I could with many regular rifles because it being round reloaded and quick to boot means if your aim is good you'll load, shoot and keep loading in the same breadthIt's pin-point accurate as far as you can plink a shot
>>586105369without shame would be far worse than with shame.
>>586099189gg i guess, cursed lobby
>>586105369My parents are still paying off an apartment they bought 20 years ago when it was at the edge of the cityIt can now be considered mid-cityThe economy has only gotten worse since thenI find no shame in living with my folks if it means I keep helping around
HOW DO I KILL SHIELD DEVESTATORS WHEN SHOOTING THEM IN THEIR TINY SKULL DOESNT FUCKING KILL PAST 25 METERSHOLY SHITGET CANCER SWEDENACTUALLY ALL OF SWEDEN GET CANCER
>>586105879SirYour Warrant?
>>586105879just shoot them again?
>>586105879use a controller and aim better
Why are the chinese players so unhappy with the game? :(
>>586105112You're not really missing anything because the eruptor is the most braindead easy and powerful primary by orders of magnitude.
>>586106309cheating is practically ingrained in chinese culture to the point where test scores are so unreliable it's actually a problem for international students
>>586105379it looks like the worst gun in the game but ill try it
>>586105379>especially on factions that benefit from medpen weaponrynone of them?
>>586106309posted it again award
>reviewbomb>look a little deeper>chinks upset at an attempt to force them to play normallythis rapes the modsissy
glazetrannies
>>586106598nah you already leveled the worst gun in the game to 16
>>586106713>leave the multibillion population country alone!
>>586105112The Slugger is decent fun, it combines the killing power of an AP3 shotgun with the stopping power and ammo efficiency of a Punisher. Anything you don't kill with the slug, is going to be reeling backwards from the shot and unable to fight back.The K***ht is one of the best SMGs in the game, massive fire rate combined with AP2 firepower means that chaff only exists anywhere in your general area with your permission. Its only real flaw is that it chews through ammo really fast so you need to plan around that.Deadeye is pretty much the best marksman rifle in the game, it's like the Slugger on steroids and with the ability to fight at range, with its tradeoff being the small magazine size. A very strong medium killer, but you need to be careful not to waste rounds on chaff.Adjudicator isn't particularly strong (it's been powercrept for well over a year at this point), but I still enjoy it. Just play around its limited magazine size, and it'll do right by you.
>>586106309>tries being a disingenious faggot>forgets to cover up the ENGLISH REVIEW with some 400 reacts that's currently sitting at the top of the entire review pile if you go to the game's pageNo, no, keep going this is hilarious I want to see how many times you need to put one through the roof of your mouth before it hits your pea-sized brain
>>586107497anon how much did your mother drink while she was pregnant with you, genuine question
>>586107497do you get off on being humiliated or what's the deal with you
Boy that sure struck a nerve didn't it
>>586107639yes
>>586107706damn, wanna healslut for me while I berate you?
I want moar sniper rifles.
>>586106309What makes this even funnier is that the Japanese and Korean “mixed” ratings are probably due to chinese expats
Would you like to tell me how it's "just the chinks" again? Or would you rather I let you stew in the embarrassment a little longer.
Embarrassment it is!
Was fully modelling but never implementing mech stratagem launchers caused by the same swedish subhuman dysfunction that compelled them to fully develop squids and then scrap them to create an entirely new version of squids that everyone hated?
I think it's really funny how the percentage of positive reviews increases the closer they are to sweden (turkey being an outlier)
So what are some biomes you'd like to see in the future?
>>586108397I HAVE BEEN WATIING FOR SO FUCKING LONG NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRGIVE ME MY LIGHTNING PLANETGIVE ME MY EASTERN FRONT WINTER PLANETGIVE ME MY PROPER FUCKING FOREST PLANETGIVE ME MY GIANT MUSHROOM OUTCROPPING PLANETGIVE ME MY AMERICAN MIDWEST PLAINS PLANEEEEEEEEEET
>>586108831best we can do is dangle a stratagem over your head (bugnigs will never ever let you get it so we can sit on our backlog forever)
How do we feel about this EoSlop?
What can arrowhead do to stop hurting the feelings of the chinese players?The steam reviews say it all. The chinese players are not happy.
>>586107981>quick! it's out of view now start being a disingenious faggot again!
we get it chang you're on damage control but the rest of us stopped feeding the troll days ago
33% positive btw, sven
>>586109358Nice cat ears
This whole thing couldve been avoided if they just added the fucking fixes they said they were going to add half a year ago. But I guess the outsourced team needs time to make the slopbond to attach the changes to armour and a booster.
>>586109937NahMods raised the bar for what could be done in this game into the stratosphere, relative to what AH showed themselves capable of doingEven if they implemented every single fix, bent down on their knees and personally blew every PC player on the spot - it was too lateThe modding boom uncovered entire shuttered off sections of the game that they purposefully kept hidden and said were not feasible to implement; kneecapping the potential the game actually has to squeeze as much out of the players as possibleCheaters were an issue that could be resolved through the in-game lobby menu and would be solved even better via the modders own detection tools as the stage evolved
Man I fucking love the Apex.
>>586109358your shit is outdated nigger
>>586109534SHAMS JORJANI IS A MURDERER
>>586110327this but nova
>>586109832CUTE
>>586109480I hear they are happy when their dictators are called dictators
>>586109937it's a twelve step process to even get them to admit that there's a problem. if they actually cared about fixing issues that have been present for two years, don't you think they would have by now?
>>586110359>troon thinks we'll just forgetlol
>muh troonstill outdated you negro
>>586110174The mod situation started because Arrowhead were dragging their feet on the problem.
>Would you like to tell me how it's "just the chinks" again? Or would you rather I let you stew in the embarrassment a little longer.Reminder that this sub 150 subhuman literally thinks playing the game is torture lol
>some random screenshot from more than two weeks agoyeah he boomed you and you're seething, we get it
>>586110639it's long been established that shitposting never slows down when lobbies fill, so these retards never actually play the game
>>586109358Apex is already fixed and pretty much powercrept RR in most situation btw
>>586109358Nova has all but replaced my primary slot tbdesu.Have not tried the apex because I typically bring at least one other backpack.Sightliner is great in spite of false advertising.I got the warbond for free so idgaf really lol.
>>586110639>btfo'd so hard he eternally brings it upI could be level 25 with less than 100 hours on this game and I've still demonstrated more awareness of its zeitgeist than you have in... oh right you don't actually play the game you just come here to farm your shitskin person points
>>586110639Apparently he's an ESL chink who learned the word "disingenious" but doesn't know what it means, or how to spell it correctly.
>getting repeatedly BTFO'd by a chinkThat first u always slips my mind
Literally the bane of my existence
>>586110756>boomed youWe call it "slimed" unc.
>>586111334we call it blammed zaggot
>>586111367WrongIt's called PEAK!
>>586111367We call it zooped, fossil
I want to larp as a helldiver regiment that came from a super rich planet, which spared no expense to equip my diver with the best gear money can buy in order to enable them to protect their sector of space at all costs. What Loadout am I using for this?
>>586107749I wonder what niches remain for a primary sniper rifle. Some kind of big game rifle that loads one shell at a time, maybe?
>>586111334>>586111367>boomers still using "slimed" and "blammed"delulu cheugs larping, im crine ong fr
You just know Helldivers are drowning in pussy
A question trembles in the silence: Why did this remarkable thing happen to this perfectly ordinary man? It may not matter why the world shifted so drastically for him. Existence is slippery at the best of times. What does matter is that Bill Lowery isn't ordinary. He's one of us. A man determined to prevail in the world that was, in the world that is, or the world that will be...in the Twilight Zone
Why are Chinese players so easily agitated? You mention China ONE TIME >>586106309 in the thread and they go ballistic
>>586107981
>>586111768What about the female ones?!
Sightliner should be rounds reload.
>>586112408they're drowning in pussy as wellever seen ghosts of mars?
Is Bingus still waiting for arrowhead to respond to his pleas to give him permission to mod their game like a little cuck?
>>586109480>What can arrowhead do to stop hurting the feelings of the chinese players?Disavow Mao Zedong as a Chinese dictator and hold a vigil for the 100 fucktillion chinese who starved to death under his regime.
>>586111078>btfo'd so hard he eternally brings it upBringing up you self reporting on yourself is funny though. Your opinion on this game is irrelevant, Chang, since you didn't even bother learning to play it. You can continue seething with your brown friends in Unfiltered while this game retains a steady playerbase for years.>oh right you don't actually play the gameWhat is this cope, lmao. I have have like 5x more hours than you in this game
>>586111331a literal who chaff enemy? All those devastators look the same to me, all have easy head hitboxes.How about we talk about the real enemy on the bot front that can delete you in 5 seconds if you don't delete them within 5 seconds.
>>586111059What situations does RR win in other than wasting your RR to destroy bughole due to demo force
>>586112540>takes out my pissilewhat gunships
>>586112540Nova and pissile hard counter them so hard. Nova pretty much cheeses bot front except for Cyborg since it has dog shit dps for Voxes
>>586112518You have 7500 hours? I'd say that's impressive if it wasn't pathetically nolife.And why do you keep posting that imageWhy don't you ever post like... the full thing. You know. From when the game actually began.
>1500h>129lvlthis nigga running d4 over and over again
>>586112540>a literal who chaff enemywhoa watch out fellas we got a tough guy over here
>>586112548Kills bot tanks and turrets frontally infinitely faster because bots are the only faction with heavy units that don't have frontal weakspots for some reason.I haven't seen a vox engine in a while but I assume the apex isn't great against those either.
Post your steam hours and your level>750 hours>lvl182
Sure wish I could turn all these literally worthless samples into weapon xp or something.
>>586112720>Why don't you ever post like... the full thing. You know. From when the game actually began.Because it's not relevant. Big drop offs after release happen to literally every game.
>>586112904thanks for the (you)wrong post retard
>>586112904>still hasn't posted itWhy are you avoiding it?
>>586112904Is there a mod to fuck animals in this game yet or nah?
>>586112836>1500>214
>Activating a SEAF SAM Site provides an easy and reliable way of taking down Gunships. Well, that is a fucking lie. Those sites are fucking useless and do nothing...
>>586112518>I have have like 5x more hours than youand this gives you... power over me?
>>586113094>5 times more hours sunk into swedish ball grinding simulator>5 times more useless xp gained after level 25>5 times more kills against enemies they describe as "weak and nerfed">5 times more dedication to justifying the swigger do nothing different and they'll still play the game like good little goyimSorry but if you play this game at D10 just to get the "right" to complain about how easy it is, then you're below the people playing D5 to have fun
>>586113086They used to be useful, then Arrowhead fucked them up to the point where they are cosmetic. You can't hate the swiggers enough.
>>586113086Cinematic Grunt Fantasy chuddie
>>586113227So is playing the game good or bad? You have to decide here because you just flip flopped from "you don't play the game" to "you play the game too much"
>>586113718Playing the game the current way its made is bad, by both your metrics and mineThe difference is I change the way the game is so that I like it, even with less hoursAnd you don't and continue to complain about it instead of doing anything
>>586113086Slow ass missile, literally waits until the missile hits the target or despawn before doing the next shot and it only has 24 missile usesUseless
Helldiver! Crank dat Solja boy!
>>586114110I think there's literally a mod on Nexus for that
>>586114110yoooooooooooo
SickleDaggerNovaYeah I'm pissing
>>586113850>Playing the game the current way its made is bad
>>586114294Okay Ivo
>>586113850>your metricsI haven't told you my metrics though.I'm completely fine with the game as it is. I just have no desire to play whack a mole with cheaters in my lobbies.
>>586114282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOt820KzxU
anons its raining outside! :D
>>586114412nice!i could use a good rain before it all turns to snow
>>586114412I am alone at work today because my coworker who does 90% of the work here is sick I am fucking cooked
>>586114440>not already living in a permafrost region of eastern europengmi, I love how my CPU and GPU temperature never go above 20 (30-ish when gaming)
>>586114325>opposite_day.jpg>>586114356>I haven't told you my metrics though.Yeah you did. You did it the moment you called me a chink which in layman's terms means cheater. You choose to stand in opposition to me and as such your metrics are the vanilla values of the game.And it's fine anon; I played alone before mods and I keep playing alone afterwards. Don't really like dragging pubbies into my lobbies when I'm running these things.And if I join an HDG lobby? I turn all my modifiers off. Hell, last time it happened and it affected the host I politely dropped out to make sure I'd cleared them before joining back in.
man the Apex is kinda shit against vox engine
>>586108831>center leftThis is a mechwarrior online map.
>>586114845>jerbaited by kino map designWRY
>>586114614>You choose to stand in opposition to me and as such your metrics are the vanilla values of the game.So you're saying that playing the vanilla game is bad then which means you did flip flop your position. Thanks for clearing it up.>I play aloneThat's cool, champ. Unfortunately your average cheatjeet doesn't think this way because he thinks the cheats he's using should be part of the game.
>>586114779If you go under it and destroy all the yellow spots, it will die instantly without having to chuck a grenade into the vent
>>586115126if I go under it I'll die instantly because apparently everyone but me has nameplates turned off
D10 cinnabotssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242824549451"shall we die together?"
>>586115045>So you're saying that playing the vanilla game is bad then which means you did flip flop your position. Thanks for clearing it up.At what point did I flipflop between those two opinions. Both can be true at once. Someone could have your opinions both because they haven't played the game and are talking out of their ass, or because they've played the game obsessively and need to justify how much of a time sink it is.>That's cool, champ. Unfortunately your average cheatjeet doesn't think this way because he thinks the cheats he's using should be part of the game.I know. It's why I pointed out way earlier that the modders themselves were working on tools to detect them. It's why Arrowhead's ineffectual implementation of the EAC bothers me so much - they did nothing about the guy selling meth behind the bakery, they just shot the baker.
>>586115430I wanna rape Miku so badly bros...
>>5861154302/4
>>5861154303/4 forgot to mention this is a drip lobby, uggos will be framemogged on sight
>>5861154303/4
>>586114214Is there a "Pop Goes the Weasel" mod?
>>586115467>"You don't play the game" >>586111078>"Playing the game is bad actually" >>586113227I can't tell if you're stupid or extremely disingenuous. Maybe both.>It's why I pointed out way earlier that the modders themselves were working on tools to detect them.Yeah, this never happened. A single guy made a half assed detection mod that didn't actually detect anything (as confirmed by Bingus himself). Feel free show proof for these widespread efforts to detect modding, though.
>"4chan is where smart people go to act stupid, Reddit is where stupid people go to act smart.”
>>586115430join now or the alpaca gets it
Hi guys what's the DPM on the Quasar vs the Nova if you're firing non-stop :)
Warbond?
>>5861154303/4video games are fun, (You) should come play this one
>>586115430
>>586115979Nova higher pretty clearly
>>586112836>0>77>>586115482You'll have to go through me first
>>586115807Okay I can see you didn't catch what I meant so I'll translate.>>586111078>The amount of hours I have in this game don't matter because even a new player could see it has issues. You're not even that.>>586113227>You've put time and effort into something which means something to you but means nothing to me. I did not get this game to put up numbers, I got this game to have fun and anyone who does the same would have more of my respect than you can earn.>Yeah, this never happened. A single guy made a half assed detection mod that didn't actually detect anything (as confirmed by Bingus himself). Feel free show proof for these widespread efforts to detect modding, though.Bincuck interjected because the moment that mod was posted a lot of people (rightfully) went for the mod author's throat. The sentiment that all stat changing mods are cheats has been prevalent ever since stat changing mods have existed. Bincuck made sure to point out to the guy that such a detection system was currently extremely unreliable and he should not pursue it so innnocents wouldn't get caught in the crossfire. He said he hadn't found a reliable way to do it, not that he stopped trying.And Bincuck by that point was talking to many other modders for many different reasons. His Shared Loader was the unifying piece of software that allowed almost all other Lua mods to run. So I don't doubt if he didn't scrap the idea, it was being discussed because allowing legitimate cheaters (SC spawner mods and wild stat changing mods like SHODAN) to run rampant brought a bad rep to much milder mods.
>>586115938that's it we're dropping
>>586115938She can get it alright.
>>586116285>>586116385If I rape her do I become a furry?
Y'all ever play that Kasumi dead or alive flash game where she's tied up
>>586116576>he isn't already one
why is this general so obsessed with rape...
>>586116795indian general
>>586116795We impose our will upon the enemy, imposing our cocks on them is the next logical step no?
>>586116795It's socially taboo so professing it casually is funny
>>586115979over any given minute of continuous firing the quasar has 6,666 DPM while the nova has 10,232 DPMif you only count the first minute with both weapons already being ready to start charging then it's 8000 DPM vs 10,560
>>586116795childhood trauma
lobby???
Hope I see a helldiver this halloween
>>586116249>Okay I can see you didn't catch what I meant so I'll translate.Nobody is buying this backpedal. You clearly flip flop between "playing the game good" and "playing the game bad" to suit your argument.>was talking >it was being discussed Cool so nobody was actually working on it. Thank you for destroying your own narrative, I guess.
Jumped in some d8 thinking it would be less xp but faster than d10 but these 8 niggas take 12 mins to clear one medium nest
>>586115979>>586116981I think this is not a fair comparison because no retard worth his freedom stands around with their Quasar waiting for a follow up shot.You shoot a Fab/Hulk and continue attacking the outpost or whatever patrol you are facing. Once Quasar cooled down, you do it again until no Fabs/Hulks left.>but Nova is better on Bugs/Squids!Also not fair, Quasar is just not as good for these factions and shouldn't be considered as a powerful pick in the first place.
>>586116576only if you cum first
>>586117189Yeah see this is what I meant by desperately trying to justify it. You call any sort of expanding on an argument a backpedal and you call anything that doesn't word-for-word match your chosen narrative completely irellevant.And you can afford to do it because you don't actually care and don't actually know. So I pretty much clocked you with my first reply, subhuman.
>need medals for recent bonds>recent POs have all been do 3 missionsI just want a quick 15
>>586117214D8 bugs has that many enemies? Or is it a thing with multiple playerst. solofagged a D7 and D8 and ran into 300 bugs total during the Scavengers Surge
>>586117513>/hdg/ when they're asked to just play the game
>>586115430back to 3/4
>>586117227>>586117541The problem is there is no reason to be playing D8, so it is mostly filled with absolute newbie players just trying to unlock D9 so ofcourse they will be making most retarded tactical decisions ever and make D8 feel like D12...
>>586117272Y'all ever play babysitting cream
>>586117915These chicks don't even know the name of my band
>>586117291>Cheating is okay because some modders were allegedly talking about making an anti cheat mod>Cheating is okay because I myself only play solo>Cheating is okay because I'm having fun unlike you D10 sweatlords that are *totally* not having fun >Cheating is okay because if you're playing vanilla you're actually bootlicking goy cattle The only person trying to desperately justify anything here is you, champ. The onus is on you to express yourself properly instead of making retarded generalized statements and then backpedaling when getting called out on it.
>>586118065You had the Kick button and you didn't use it.
Don't feel like playing the way that would help with the MO. I'd rather play what I want while the piggies grind and bring me free medals.
>>586118065Good morning Saar! Do not redeem the mods, saar!
>>586118410>Cheating is okay because the kick button exists!
>bring Evictor>don't have to worry about getting 1 tap by the faggot shield shotgun devastators anymoreSweet
>>586117513Just join random D10 blitzes on Bellatrix planet right now on the squid front, so not only you get 1000+ EXP every ~12 minutes, you also get 9-15 medals every time.Yes, it gets a bit boring because>squidsbut hey, its fast!
>>586117513>doesn't just complete a campaign>get increasing amounts of bonus medals for each consecutive mission>also search POIs for SCs and medals
>>586118574YeahIt isAnd now I'll spend an eternity in your head, ruining your enjoyment of the game without even having to play it really because your knowing I can do it bothers you enoughAnd I'll forget about you by the time I eat lunch
>>586118895Are you now pretending that you can count on cheaters to tell you they're cheating?
>>586118974Nobody can but I know I can kick them and you'll just bitch and whine that they exist
>>586118895>And now I'll spend an eternity in your headSure thing, Rajeesh. Can't wait for the tsunami of shitskin tears, piss and shit when the EAC ban wave goes through.
abdosister lobby when?
>>586119154Yeah imagine how great it's gonna beBetter hope there's no false positives or Steam is going to issue a refund order yesterday
Fuck modders and bugdivers.
>>586119534Rape cheatjeets and marry bugdivers because they are stupid and will make loyal wives.
>>586118410>just kick the cheaters broHow the fuck is a host supposed to figure out if a player is cheating with 3 armor passives or something similar? Please kill yourself. Online games aren’t for you.
New encampment: You call down an empty hellpod you can hide in for safetyYay or nay?
>>586119764>How the fuck is a host supposed to figure out if a player is cheating with 3 armor passives or something similar? Please kill yourself. Online games aren’t for you.I don't know, I tried being amicable and suggesting but clearly you aren't taking suggestions so eat shit lmao
>>586119821might be cool for an april fool's joke but what use would it have?
>>586115430fvll again
>>586119821>>586120029If they have very quick cooldowns they'll be the ultimate base killersOPS and Railcannon rolled into one
>>586120029>last diver standing>completely surrounded>the dropship is still a minute out>call down and go into hidey hole pod in 8-10 seconds>lasts for max 1 minute before auto exit>enemies go into scatter and patrol mode by this point>dash for dropship as it lands
>>586120113Yeah I definitely see the use if it had 30 sec cooldown and could destroy bug holes, fabs and UFOs.
can't stop using the maxigun after the buffit feels so good being able to weave diving and shooting without randomly going prone
Luv me apex
I yearn to super surf on Super Earth
I yearn to see my super bug wife once more before I super die...
>>586120739Ill send my condolences to your terminid wife
>>586120831Thanks mate!>*dies*
Reload speed passives should increase the speed of bolt action and pump action.
>>586121496Bolt yes pump meh
>>586121575pump yes too, that or let players slamfire them lmao
>>586122072sweeper already does
'pill me on the 'celerator bros
>>586122379"Incredibly high damage for a single target" weapon in a horde shooter.Amazingly good against.... uhhhh... fleshmobs?That's it.
What went right?
Hate this shit.
>>586123159blud playing on 10 FOV
>>586122670Shits on devs and alpha commanders but bring a stalwart.
>>586123159phantom limbs NEVER take that long to come out, pretty sure there was another impaler nearby that targeted you.
CAMO FOR SECONDARIES EVER?
>>586123560your buschwacker saaaar?
indians will inherit this planet, you are already a minority little timmy, your kind will soon get outbred and outnumbered and that's a good thing, what's even more funny is that you're contributing to your own extinction by not breeding, it's over for you
>decide to play without headphones and use PC's speakers>realize how much I have been dependant on hearing enemy audio cues to predict their positioning and prevent them from creeping up on me and giving non-consensual backshotsIs playing with headphones a shitter crutch?Am I a dadgamer who can't play this game without the headphone meta?
>>586115430ggs incredibly comfy rape lobby
>>586115430GGsShredder tanks are dangerous ambush predators
My ass be farting tonight gangTime to go all gas
>>586096075Retard
>>586123469No, there was not.
>>586125132soon™
>>586108256Plowing peridots asshole while she calls me a clod
>>586123987>mass import india to every country >world on the brink of WW3 >life has never been worse for everyone alive
>>586125470>replying to baitThat's a rapin'.
>reality is baitcoping little timmycel
>>586125470It will be so funny if normies still don't wake tf up once WW3 starts and country's native citizens have to go die in a war while rapefugees and mudslimes get to stay in their free comfy government provided homes in said countries lmao
>>586125561to be expected this level of retarded post most becoming of an indian, gleefully throwing trash everywhere and anywhere while flexing and touting how great you are and how correct and righteous you were for doing so
>>586125451>>586125470>>586125561>>586125625>>586125627>>586125646none of these "people" even own the game btw
>>586125142
>>586125669brown, poopy hands mass replied to these posts
>>586125142I am glad most people are still sleeping on gas grenades.It is immune to nerftrannies.
>>586125669Peridotanon here, I hold you in contempt.
>>586116084>>586125132GGs rapedivers, shredders scary
>>586126151Damn, was hoping you'd keep the scream of getting Swede'd
>>586067103>>586067113AI slop, btw
AI gems*
>>586067103>>586067113sex with this creature democratically
Are smgs "good" in this game?
>post bugdiver fully clothed in armor once>get banned for 3 days>some anon posts furry anthro highly-fuckable female dog>no bans, the posts don't even get removedWe live in a 4chan society
>>586126578no
>>586126578Depends on the SMG.
>>586126578There is no use case for SMGs.Even then, anywhere where you can use the SMG, an assault rifle would have done it better every time.
>>586126578Maybe if you have a shield and just want to bullshit around
>>586126578Can you tell me what's the difference between an SMG and AR in this game?
reprimand should be one handed
>>586126785still nobody would use it for abysmally small mag size
>>586126151outplayed
>>586126254getting shot point blank after suddenly encountering an enemy with 4 heavy anti-infantry cannons going around a blind corner is not "getting swede'd"
380mm vs 120mm?
>>586123469retard, those are 100% phantom limbs
>>586127230Yeah pretty much
>>586127362no nigga, I'm asking which one is better
nah nigga wants to use orbital barrage crutches hell nah
>>586126769SMGs (sans Reprimand) are one handed and can be fired behind you or used with a shield or carrying objective items. They fall under 2 general patterns: bullet hose with insane RoF or plodding, high damage-per-bullet with low RoF. They also have high drag factor compared to ARs so they suck outside of close range. The Sai is a special case, with good RoF and damage, shit durable damage, godawful spread unless you take the focus lens (which still has relatively poor spread and lower RoF) and no drag factor at all being a laser gun. While the drag factor helps at longer ranges you'll still be contending with the shit spread and low "bullet" velocity.
Be sure to equip Hellbent for freaking Halloween!!!!Aaaaa!!!
>>586128341oh yeah we cod ghost larping with this one!
>>586126578Yes they're my favourite
>>586127398Mhm
>>586127398Do you want to hit a specific group of targets? Go 120. Do you want to say "fuck you" to a general direction? 380.
You might not like it but this is perfection in weapon. The ultimate retard proof gun.
>>586128341>Hellbent armor set>Coyote>Ultimatum>Giga Grenade, all 4 of them>ABRL>120mm and 380 barrage combo>500kgAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586126769SMG's fuck up close but are poor at rangeAR's are decent at all ranges but not as strong as SMG up close or DMR's at long range
>arrowhead's big update has broke my audio recording for helldivers 2>it's probably because of their dogshit lazy implementation of EAC>still works fine for every other EAC game I have though
>>586129395When is Arrowhead going to fix the muzzle flash?
>>586125132Those SEAF were actually aiming for an enemy in front of the Helldiver. He was just in the way.
>>586129395*posts clip of someone walking in front of me while I've been firing for 8 seconds and getting 15 rounds to the skull as I continue firing*
>>586129736OMG SO I AM NOT GOING SHIZOMy Steam Recordings now randomly don't have sound anymore!The problem is, it is random, so I can only find out if my recordings will have sound or not after launching the game and checking if sound is being recorded.So fucking annoying.
i think i'm going back to the AMRthe Apex is just the Recoilless but wayy faster and stronger.they really knocked it out of the park with the balancing this time
cool blogpost nigrah
Why are all of these asian niggas incapable of reviving their team in a timely manor?
abdosisters sound off
>>586131770
>>586131684it's only funny until someone joins your lobby and starts 2-tapping bot dropships 150 meters out before they can even reach your team.same for titans
>>586131717Have you seen chinks running over their own with car in china? Chinks doesn't care if you die.
>>586131770Abdosister are not my girls anymore.ALICE and HELLCAT are my new harem waifus.
>>586131852
>>586131886sounds like the massive anti tank rifle chambered in anti aircraft cannon rounds is doing it's job
>>586132009sounds exactly like the cuck chair, but better
All fun and games until RAILGUNGODS come to a map with GUNSHIP PATROL modifier and snipe those fuckers 400+ meters away.
>>586132116and that's a bad thing because?
>>586132259apex does that now too, at 500m+devs buffed it
>>586132320seriously what the fucking point of railgun is anymore...
>>586132535hitscan projectile, no backpack
>>586132698>hitscan projectilethink again bucko
anons will look you dead in the eye and say they are based, redpilled, good at video games and not manually enter a code for reinforcements or any stratagem and use a one button recording. they will tell you you are shit, that controllers are shit and have auto aim while one button pressing instant casting strats like they arent shameless cheaters themselves.
>>5861328382000 meters per second might as well be hitscan in this game.... thats 7200 kilometers per hour...
>>586132838>bullet so fast it might aswell be hitscanI'm not wrong though?
>b but da swedes say it's not!!
>>586132890>they will tell you you are shit, that controllers are shit and have auto aimthis is true tho
I heard anon eats poop
>>586133179wtf anon?! you eat POOP?! HEY /hdg/ THIS ANON EAT POOP
I heard /hdg/ talks about rape all the time but nobody here would have the balls to rape anyone irl
>>586133395You gotta be autistic to think it's serious
why is this thread filled with so many insecure anons looking for validation about how they play video games?
whats worse that anon is insecure or confident about his POOP eating?
>>586133395Anybody tried the buffed bushwhacker. I'm too lazy to boot up this shit game.
>>586133445I think jeets really do unironically think rape is cool.
so when is Arrowhead showing us what Strategem we would have gotten if we had won those MOs?
>>586133783>doesn't play video games too busy eatin poo?
>>586132838Oh right the totally accurate wiki stats, like the ones that say the Nova fires 30 rpm even though it has a 3 second cooldown and ~2 seconds of charge-up
>>586134007anon there was never going to be one. a company doesnt waste money making shit and not releasing it it because the players didn't win in a video game. thats crazy. about as crazy as that poop eater
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>>586134023Still not booting up your swedejank game, Sven.
>>586134139>a company doesnt waste money making shit and not releasing it it because the players didn't win in a video gameThis company does however make shit and not release it because "the vibes were off".
any poop eaters
>>586134139Anon look at how much shit those swedish idiots scraped, Arrowhead would do that shit
>>586134501they dont release it because it was never made. they just say they are going to make it to get people to play the game. its a marketing stunt. >>586134548I refuse to believe they would waste all that time and money and effort to not release something like that. People upload stick figure art games and charge money for it. what you say cannot exist or happen in this world.
>>586134719i get it your a newfag who doesnt know just how retarded Arrowhead is
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>>586134541https://youtu.be/I96Z78wTn_M?si=mz2v3kakx2qjxTqj
>>586134814I may be a newfag but at least I dont eat poop
What went horrifically wrong?
>>586135154Wrong?It's the best DMR, how is that wrong?
>>586135154No use case for a medium-pen snier in a horde shooter where light-pen kills everything that is not an AT check.
>>586135154No fire damage >>586135354>light-pen kills everything that is not an AT checkLolling on the floor
>>586135154GW insisted on making it shoot fake and gay laser bullets with low velocity instead of a based kino histscan pulsed beam
>>586135091what does poop have to do with how retarded Arrowhead is
>>586134719People didn't mod an entire set of enemies into the game, give them animations and attacks and skeletons that other enemies don't share, just to frame arrowhead as scrapping an entire set of enemies because arrowhead is retarded, something arrowhead admitted to doing.Modders didn't create a functioning APC right after launch.The stratagem launchers on mechs I see occasionally weren't fabricated by modders either.
>>586135623anon cutting room floor shit isnt the same as making a fully tested and polish content addition to a game. that costs money to make. these things you list arent more than scraps spit balled around an office. there is no way AH ever made a full and complete stratagem then just not add it to the game for shits and giggles because players did not win an impossible goal.
>>586135467Examples where that isn't true?
>>586135476I don't believe you
>>586135476>check the Hotshot wiki page>velocity: 500m/sBruh this shit is a semi auto SMG with a 10x scope lmao
>>586133571the uptick in this behavior lately has been genuinely grim.
Accidentally played for 6 hours straight tonight I don't even really know whyJust havin fun
>>586133395Abdo onee-san said that word is another way of saying grown up hugsWhen big sis comes home from the super destroyer she grabs my nuggets and tells me to get naked and makes fun of my pee pee, but then she gives me a grown up kiss and we have special hug time
>>586135950>he doesn't knowsine 2024 GW has been on a crusade to purge the pulsed beam lasgun from all warhammer related media. all new entries going forward shoot bullets dawn of war 4 included. even darktide isn't spared from this since the trailer for their newest class showed the lasguns firing star wars blaster bolts instead of the pulsed beam that the in game lasguns have
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>>586136070my biggest regret in life is not getting molested by a hot older lady when i was younger
>>586135851>that costs money to makeJust an entire set of fully modeled enemies would cost money, giving those enemies animations would cost money, giving those enemies stats for movement and health and every other mechanic that they need to interact with to function would cost money, giving those enemies attacks with effects and stats would cost money. Arrowhead did all of those things and then cut them right when they were ready and delayed the addition of the illuminate by months, arrowhead said they did this.
>>586135984Design space states that lasers are slowers than bullets in the realistic helldivers universe.
>>586136152I need a slipgate outta here
>>586135950It's been GW decree for the past year or so and nobody knows why, they even tried to do some weird revisionism saying that the depiction of lasguns has been "remarkably consistent" with firing yellow bolts despite art never showing them firing yellow bolts and basically every text description contradicting the claim and no video game or media before 2025 backing them up.
>>586136220That sounds just awful anon...I hope you get raped someday.
>>586136220Don't remind me of how over it is for me.
>>586136326Except for when the design space simultaneously states they do actually fire beams of light that move at the speed of light.
>>586136665thanks for the kind words anon :'(>>586136798maybe someday we'll both get raped anon, by a pretty lady
>>5861368324x when
>>58613683210x when
>release with the scythe and laser cannon>both fire beams, cool>first warbond adds sickle, which in the first game fired pulsed beams>it fires fake laser bullets instead>but also adds the dagger which fires a beam>double edge sickle comes with fake bullets but it is just a sickle with the safeties off>okay can this engine just not do pulsed beams or something?>next laser weapon to come out is the trident, which is a laser shotgun that fires pulsed beams>all subsequent laser weapons return to firing fake bulletsI JUST WANT THE ORIGINAL SICKLE
>>586137141Next liberty day trust the plan
>>586137141Then play heckdivers 1
>>586137141I really prefer this style of heat weapon that heats up really quickly but cooldowns even faster. By the way, there is a third person mod for HD1 now that I gotta try.
some1 bake
>>586137490Go on then
>>586137562okay but im going to use abdo images for the bread
>>586137490it's still only page 3 calm down
>>586137619Please do aslong as it's not ai slop.
>>586137619https://youtu.be/Z0YIJQ1jgEI?si=Z1_5mNGTnhm-OCw0
>>586137960>>586138167>>586138879>>586138879>>586138879
>enjoys the game not the way the devs intended
>coomtard bakes not even before bump limit or page 9why am I not surprised
This oughta do it
>>586132535More like what's the point of RR?
