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initiate the flar queue
Uh, guys..? I think I'm being followed......
Anyone for some Salmon at rotation?
Please join Knight....
Fryezuri.
>>586073290Don't look back
Today I will kiss a floplet
>>586073552Yes
Its spooky weekend time to watch The Back Wooms
>>586073809I am, I will play for my NSO mission and that's about it.
divegrass manager here. seems like the time between replies to the proof of interest anchor caused some sort of tripwire decision which ended up excluding us.>>585541016what i'm getting from this is that you lads are responsible for being faster on replying next go around regardless of you lads being wagecaged or whatever is going on. still i appreciate the couple /ink/ers that did wind up showing. till we meet again! (in open)
the cephs that just stand there after a shift with none of the end shift rituals. not diving into the green abyss. not smooching homies on the egg box. not squid partying. they both seem to stare at nothing in particular, and something far, far in the distance. quiet. their minds turbulent under the still waters of the surface.Slomshocked they call it.poor bastards...
>>586073552I can join too if you are actually playing.
>>586075679Opening
>>586075638I hate people like that. I can tell they're soulless husks in real life with no aspirations.
>>586073290If she follows you that means you can keep her.
>>586073552any room?
>>5860760293/4 wave 2.
>>586075638I often do that cause I shift my attention to my second monitor.
>>586076029Coming up.
>>586076029Opening
>>586076476>>586076490lemme in therewhich
So which one is the real general?
>>586076641My condolences, 4/4.
>>586077179The one with the fancy badges.
I didn't know kraken could get encircled by steel eelhuh. you learn something new
HAIDARAAAAA!!!! GGs.
GG's SR
>>586077179Let your dick decide it for you
ggs big chungus down
ggs
>>586075713show some sympathy, they have Slomshockthey're back at Grizzco in a corner muttering things like>"P-put the bombs in the egg basket, and e-eggs in the bomb basket" over and over>"I keep crying for help. B-but I think I'll spend my l-life in this lifering.">"I d-didn't know you c-c-could get three lowtide glowfish waves in a r-row."they rock back and forth, hugging their knees to their chests.
>>586075638You’re never too young to have a Salmon Run flashback.
>>586074897Felt like we got the around the same amount of interest as usual but I don't think anyone thought we were on the chopping block. Sorry.
I am so looking forward to the float/main stage group photos this weekend.
My woomy wants to try out a new weapon because she thinks her main is holding her back.
>>586079978Do be careful of the other’s who use the same weapon. Those kids can be cruel.
https://x.com/Wasarety65/status/2115469429186175341/ink/ is this true?
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she's skipping school.
>>586080681my woomy is not here because she doesn't have any friends
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she's an adult wooman
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she dropped out and is unhireable and unloveable
>>586080681My woomy is not here because this is two seconds after she jumped off thr building.
>>586080681My woomy is here because I played the pb
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she wears the Schoolyard Scrap Jack.
Help!
>>586080681My veemo is not here because she's too busy trying to eat a Dynamo roller
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she's too cool for school
>>586080681my yeb
>>586080681I'm sorry woomy, but somebody told me there's nobody here
>>586080681and a-one!and a-two!and a- ...
>1-3work on buttsu>4-6draw smut between gf and I's woomy>7-9attempt to play games but then fail and resort to rerolling anyways>0mutually inappropriately touch my sister
>>586080681my woomy isn't here because I have a yeb, not a woomy
>>586079920we were and i kinda see why now. people'd rather respond to >>586080681 than see the team or respond to a poi post. it's kind of a blackpill for me but i think it's for the best.back to grinding x rank.
>>586080681my woomy isn't here because she's clowning around somewhere
>>586082202Have a good time, or don’t.
people always ask "who slom"not "how's slom?"
>>586080681kek the mormons beeb is whispering to happy skies woomy about how to steal outfits and get away with it
my woomy isn't in the school au because she's involved in compensated dating
>>586082202you were supposed to be dead
>>586082714
>>586082671Half the cephs in the pic does desu
>>586082671My woomy is 25 and too old to be in school
I ship loud x quiet
I think I left the stove on at home.
Wizards do not let me down. Please play in my place.
>>586083653Churros vs fried oreos vs funnel cakes
19 points into special really does make triple splashdown an instant win buttonwhat were they thinking
>>586083653We got it Wizbro surprised the majority didn't flock to Big Man as usual
>>586083653>>586085956forgot my screenshot
>>586085243>thinking>were theynoI think the most disgraceful things about 3 are how it has replacement specials that don't replace anything. Reefslider replaced splashdown, which then also came back. Chumps feel like they're supposed to replace missiles but missiles came back only to get nuclear struck. And how it has advanced movement for walls (squid surge) but has maps that lack walls.
>>586086351I just think its funny that, if memory serves they gave us triple splashdown and fucking screen at the same time. and we were all waiting to see if our kit get the instawin button or... screenoh, ngmi, you prankster haha
>>586086605Why do they censor faces when they look the same?
>>586086716Yeah that was a very unfortunate season for me>t. Main is stuck with Reefslider and Screen as special options in 3 when it had Splashdown in 2
Nobody joining team nigga?
>>586087814No, they already won I want new dialogues
>>586088036are you implying you affect the win chances
>>586088036>picking the girl teamanon's gay, anon's gay!
>>586086716>waiting to see if our kit get the instawin buttonIt was considered pretty bad until it had its startup reduced by 10 frames. Pretty easy to shoot down if you were competent.Even now it's just okay.
>>586088183Yes
FLAR...
>>586088719Best octo player
Tfw no ngmi husbando
Good night /ink/
>>586089149Rest well, for I feel you'll be up past your bedtime tomorrow.
>>586082202taking a break because had earth shattering stomach pain and was in the bathroom for almost 20 minutes
>>586089429Sketch, what makes you think we care? To be real with you, you are a faggot for constantly posting these roulettes, and an even bigger faggot for thinking anyone from /ink/ cares about your physical and mental wellbeing.
>>586090215hey man leave xem alone
>>586089429Cool beans
>>586090215idc
If a post isn't about woomy i ignore it
>>586090393*him
>>586090215We should put Jenna and Sketch in a pit and have them fight to the death
>>586090215you're not my mom and I have free will and can do whatever I wantif me blogposting gets you riled up enough for you to post something like this then that's even more reason for me to continue c:
>>586090215Just filter his posts
>>586090215i just want the frye drawing
Are you Woomymaxxing?
>>586090816I'd pay good money to watch this and put more money down on Jenna winning
>>586090215so he's the one doing them? someone buy him a Magic 8 Ball. They still make 'em
>>586090824once again openly admitting to trollposting to stir shit and derail the threadyou're not as bad as the parasite but not far behind at this point
Magic White Infinity BallWhen you shake it, all of the answers come up 'Woomy'
>>5860914068 ball won't give him the attention he craves
Is there going to be a dress code for Wizard rooms?
anyone wanna play some open?
>>586091912u know it bro
>>586091912Witch hat ONLY for woomies
>>586092325I request plaza pics too, so everyone can do the Monster Mash.
>>586092325>dress up in costumeWhat does that mean?
>>586092325Do you have pictures of previous costume PBs? I need to see if any have been done before.
I haven't drawn anything in a while give me your ceph to draw really badly.
>>586092761I don't have a pic on me but can you do the banana yebby >>586092085
>>586092761
>>586092761OkAy, you asked for it
>>586092325>Have no idea at allGuess I'll skip it
aaaaaand here come the artbeggars who wont play open or sr
>>586092913No that is not your ceph.>>586092970Now give me your favorite flower.>>586093094No that is not your ceph.
>>586092035I'll play
>>586093143basic but i like sunflowers
>>586092452>>586092479I’ve got this one from a while back.
>>586093143Yeah huh that is my ceph, I stuffed her into a burlap sack and took her home which makes her mine by defaultWho made YOU the authority on ceph ownership anyways
>>586093309What kind of costume are those
>>586093593Dressing up as other /ink/ members and other fictional characters.
>two explosherswe tried
>>586093893oh dear
>>586093893i love it, whenever i want to play a backliner we get 2 more on our team
>>586092325Got 3 /ink/er costume and 2 others ready
>>586091404Of course I’d winI have the power of Cod and anime going for me
>>586092761too late?
>>586094034didn't you say you'd leave
>>586093593emo black hipster, nekomata shapeshifter, rollerderby geek, and a schoolgirl who is about to be replaced by a nekomata shapeshifteris your imagination machine not working?
My woomy's costume is so bad she's skipping the pb
>>586092035Room?
My woomy's picking up the sluttiest costume possible.
When people give me attention and make up headcanons to try and get under my skin
>>586094972opening
What /ink/er should i dress up as?
>>586095163Me!
>>586095163My beloved Rainy
>>586095253LEAVE HIM ALONE.
>>586095163I picked cephs that play the games so there's like 6 /ink/ers
>>586093248Nothing wrong with basic, they are also my favorite flower.
>>586082428Good luck manager.
>>586096439Good woomy but you've drawn her too much.
Honestly why even show your individual stats if they're not going to matter in how many point I earn in the end? Why show my KD when I'm losing the same points as the waste of space woman backline that went 3/8?
>>586096484Should have posted your ceph then.
>>586096585You always take the first one posted, no point.
>>586095056Do you fancy yourself in the XL version of Zink Layered LS?
I don't post my ceph because weyyo...
>>586096703I'm a women's large so no
>>586094179I got paidI’m returning in November
>>586096742That doesn't stop me.
many /ink/ers have never set foot in /fa/ thats why their cephs look dogshit
GGs open
GGs openerswhat a terrible night to have a curse
GGs open splatting myself.
>>586097481say that not online and see what happens
>>586096639I don't wanna encourage people to flood the thread with reqs just for me to pick 1.
>>586097481/fa/ is good if you want to dress in one specific way ie not fresh.
>>586096439thank you, very cuteit's sunflower because i feed their seeds to birds the most
what was fat veemo's choice of footwear again?
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>586098696Pearl 01sters.
>>586098792thanks
>>586099850wincestgod...
>>586099850
why is this season so unplayable
>>586098774Fuck off neckbeard
>>586096484prettt sure thst woomy has only been drawn once.
>>586103774She has been drawn several times.
Im still waiting for a spin off thats not a shooter.
>>586103908by that artist?
>>586103981Yes.
the triforce stage is being rerun for tricolor battle in this splatfest.
>>586103908You made me look through all my drawings on my tablet and no, I've never drawn that woomy before. I've drawn a lot of my woomy with a sideflop or Panic though. Either you mistake me for someone else or mistake those drawings for his woomy.
>>586093893we should try a three exploshers and rapid pro openno comms, we pick president, vice president, bouncer and rapidthe exploshers stick together at all timesrapid joins the group if someone in the group dies but otherwise roams looking for solo pickspresident is the leader, if he shoots someone the other two follow for an instakill, if he sensors someone then the rest target themif the president's dead, then vice takes over and rapid joins the deathballbouncer is watching flanks, if he sends a "to me" call the presidents follow his leadpresidents use stock explosher, bouncer uses custom, rapid can pick either depending on mode
I was thinking... Would a Cenobite Woomy work? I'm thinking of trying ti draw one for fun since it it's almost Halloween
>>586106704
>>586106883+1. That is still only once instead of several.
>>586106842Depends, what denomination
I think I should have my woomy drawn again.
my yebby pisses in the shower
my woomy cries behind closed doors, where no ceph may see her
>>586107384Huh, I didn't know that was a thing, I wonder if I can make a woomy in those clothes...I was mostly talking about Hellraiser. I dont think it would lend well since most of the Cenobites are bald.
Woomy?
>>586108447Woomy!
>>586108447Woomy
>>586099850She wasn't in the mood and would rather play genshin so I finished up the lineart real quick before heading to bed
>>586108570God I fucking hate the south so much right now.
>>586108737We're not blood related if that makes you feel any better
>>586108856It doesn't
>>586108570Very nisu sleep well
I hate ai but I have to use this fucking shit to give to my art comm buddies
>>586110139Good flopshredder.
>>586110139i noticed people dont see the smell my feet give me something good to eat part anymore.
people are playing less now....
>>586110619Sorry just drawing and being depressed.
>>586110619you cant expect people to play splatoon for 4 years or even past grandfest.
>>586110619SorryI miss the ice cavern
Can (You) paint with all the colours of /ink/?
What a fucking pain to get my jap account back