Previous: >>586109191New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Digitan LOVE
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
This one was first and wasn't made by an avatarfag, so this is where I'm staying.
this bread will be melonpan shaped
>>586127846Soon...
>>586127809mad?
Azuma marriage
jrodan
BRAVE SHOT
holy shit bono hot spring date unlockedi'm gonna get snu snu'd so hard but part of me doesn't want to lewd such a precious girl...but ohhhh the size difference...
>>586127986>size differenceseanig manlet confirmed
MAH NAME IZ PAH MER
Thank you, Yanko's VA, very cool
>>586127986>size differencebwo she's only 180cm...
>>586127826>posting an uma I like equals avatarfagging
Mister Traina.... are you dippin in the chocolate?
umanko can easily amputate
we are all +190cm here in /uma/ right?
Give me a (You) or I start avatarposting. Don't test me.
HOW LONG UNTIL EBAYAN JOBS
>mfw 165cm
(uoY)
>>586128095If you're +190cm and single you must have an ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING PERSONALITYYes, most people itt must be very tall.
>>586128095yea with high heels i am
>>586128160pls be in mambo
Hishiama love
Forever Dodged
>>586127893Give me just a tip right now please... I'll take the rest of the drama later
>>586127660HISHIAMA SEXOOO
I'M GOING TO STAR AVATARFAGGING YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT (YOU)
>>586128095i am when standing on a step stool
umas showing their naked bodies
>>586128248...
wahey
>>586128390what
odds - Rob Royevens - Kitasan0 - next posted uma
>>586128404Are racehorses pets? Why else would they do a pet scan?
Just finished through the Bono hot spring event, it was cute, wasn't expecting some huge romantic reveal but I still liked her giggling around and eating all that seafood and mushrooms.>>586128018>>586128040it's worse... I'm a 170cm spic
girls legend u (glu)
>>586128434let's do our best
I hate zoomers so much.
I snacked and i lost
>>586128467It's short for polyethylene terephthalate
>>586128467>Are racehorses pets?They get treats, so I would say yes, they are
>>586128229you forgot your curren/finemoaner image
I had to spark for Kita White
>>586128526But they did a cat scan for my cat.
>>586128487obligatory sideboob peek
I want to rape and be raped by Tachyon so badlyI knew she was erotic as fuck from pixiv, but while finally doing career with her, I can't stop my raging bonerI expect a similar effect with Bourbon
Forever Fraud
Counting jp umas and npcs, there are 8 umas that are taller than I am
>>586128571did you get dia too?
>>586128571Bricked...
>>586128639I got her in my 2nd 10 pull
>>586128632PLEASE BE IN MAMBO
when breeders cup
>>586128695not so cursed banner then
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the greatest from the land of the rising sun,the Japanese U-M-A-M-U-S-U-M-E!
>>586128571At least you flatlined right?
>>586128719-> >>586128225
>>586128729Would have been nicer if it was the other way around though... I'll never use Dia for a CM anyway>>586128791nyo...
>>586128757Deportation, now
>>586128837>nyo...Bwo... you're carrottes...
Thread has been so quiet recently. Are we preparing for something?
Do not slander my trainee
JUVENILE FILIES AWOOOOOOGA
>>586128928mambogeddon soon
>>586128881DON'T DO THAT POR FAVOR DESS
>>586128928The AI bubble is bursting as we speak, google is down 13% in a day, the /uma/ chatbots are going offline
>>586128908It's not THAT bad. I think I can still get Helios, V.Ines and Ramonu & Bobo Wit. idk about Ancestors tho...
deporting my sperm cells back to where they belong: my daughterwife trainee El's womb
>>586128928end of the month, cm hasnt started yet and free pulls are now over
>>586128928CM, breeders cup classic, club reset, dancho cup
>>586128928do you ever get a feeling that everything is fucked but you still don't know exactly why and are just waiting like a deer at a headlight for news to come? basically that
>>586129084El Penis Pasa
>>586129173bwo....
uma samba
It's already the weekend in SEA where I and all the other Smart Falcon posters live
>>586128928time ran out, it's showdown time
>>586128928the end of this scenario
>>586129084>>586129254Elotic
>>586128225>13 GIsit's joever JCbrosno wonder they're skipping and we're only getting geldings
im skipping ramonu to 400 pull ancestors and getting maru lb1 with free selector
What should I be borrowing for Taiki (regular) for the dirt cm?Speed and wit cards only please.I have the core of Kita/Tach/FM myself already
>>586128928bro it's 6:30AM on a Friday what do you wanteveryone is either waging or preparing to wageand then Friday night will come later on when all the normalfag anons will go out with their girlfriends and boyfriends to have SEX it's going to be dead all day
>>586129290>no tits
>song dupe this earlyThat's a first
I think they should make an anime adaptation of Star Blossom but only focus on Brian, wasting her competition
Do you have your carrat whale funds ready for the recession anons?
What Unity Cup CM is the best for (You)?Like was there a memorable Unity CM?It's gonna be a year since (November 6-7) the original Unity Cup got released in Global And I was thinking of hosting a Unity-only umas race for its first anniversary if there's interest in November 7
>>586129405>when all the normalfag anons will go out with their girlfriends and boyfriends to have SEXWrong
36 minutes until comfy hour
>>586129305
>>586129405no one here has a boyfriend, girlfriend or any other kind of significant other
Just how badly is this Kingu hamstrung by her wit valueI don't think i can achieve this sort of skill combination a second time
>>586128082:)
>>586129512>>586129538Every Friday during night hours (euro night into burger night) the threads slow down, it's a bit suspicious don't you think?
>>586129538I have a wife and kids albeit
>>586129532No more Creekfags
>>586129607Sure you do, buddy.
>>586127784Digitan sex I believe.
>>586129538It hurts but it's trve...
>>586129579
>>586129607Any daughters?
>First time career with Rob Roy>dogshit trainings and crippling mood downs>not even worth a slot in TTBut she is really cute and glad I pulled her banner. Rob is even sweeter than I expected, touching story too. Luv me donkey
Why do they never talk about how pooping works with the umas? Horse poop is a very important part of what horses are as animals.
>>586129602Shut up and go back to fapping to Tosen porn
>>586129761That's because idols don't poop. Sole exception is King Halo
>>586129305>>586129534daughterwife tetas... fantastico...https://files.catbox.moe/k71chc.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hkakj6.png
>>586129173Fucking US military practicing digging mass graves, world governments giving out notice to stock up on shit, and talks about AI and how it could potentially wreck the internet. On Shiraoki this shit gots me all fucked up
>>586129584restraing and end savvy add a good chunk of wit, you'll be fine, that's close to 1200 at great mood
>>586129505The sprint CMs were kino (those were the only ones I won)
>>586129607My condolences.
>get Sprint S, second wind, PPDD and IgWit inspiration Kitablanco...
Other than Seiun Sky which Umas are canon pedophiles?
>>586129941Rickey and Creek
>>586126074>>586126110Okay you know what, anon? You're right. I took your advice and picked some random parent with extra sprint stars I have lying around and it worked. I got fast learner too so thanks
Dangerous Mejiro
>>586129941
>>586129173I have the same feeling like something bad is about to happen but I don't know whatLike animals going crazy before a natural disaster
>>586129941Helios
>>586129912I've had so many VBobos die on this exact place. S runs, great stats, tons of hints.
>>586130080Your dick is UGLY
>>586129173nothing ever happens
>>586129862It's time to enter Cyberpunk 2077, baby.
>>586130001Congrats, good luck on A finals
>>586130080if 7, you'll get a really annoying pimple on your shaftif 4, I get it instead
>>586130080That's not a good looking dick...
>>586130206ugly dicks are the best!
>>586129173it's not going to get any more fucked than it has been for the last 10 years
>>586130304AIIIIIEEEE
>>586130080I thought the paper guy were Umama
>>586130275Except without all the cool stuff. Everything will just be gay and depressing
>>586130080bruh were you in some kind of accident or did you abuse your dick so much it just looks like this now
>>586130398proofs?
Kill hags
STOP POSTING STINKY GROSS MALE DISCKS
>>586130304This is why you should only uplift anons using the power of 7 and nothing else. Anything else is bad juju
next thread when?
>>586130275NooooooooooooCP2077 looks like shit I want my dystopia to have nu-deus ex aesthetics.
>>586130665>fat>ugly >BPD
>>586130647>7
>>586130525In 2h and 20 minutes If you just want to see one of the webms Ive already posted
>thank you for coming on time for the interview, mr.anon>btw after looking at your internet footprint, we noticed that you were looking at anonymous users's penises posted on a forum focused for animes horse girls>is this something you would like to elaborate, mr.anon?
>>586130763>BPDThe only uma who are not borderline are the fully nuts ones.
>>586130080bwo it looks like a bee stung your dick or something...
bringing 3 wit cards was a fucking stupid idea
>>586130964i upload 500tb of horse porn into his brain with my neuralink and kill him
>>586129816wow
>>586130984That's why Still is hated
>>586130964if you say you're gay you get instahired it's the only card you can pull if you're white
>>586130964I misclicked. Next question.
>had a dream where I rolled on Hokko Tarumae>wake up with the urge to keep rollingwhy the fuck is Cygames allowed to beam this shit into my head when I'm sleeping?
>>586131057say it after me3 speed 2 wit slop3 speed 2 wit slopthere's nothing that tops3 speed 2 wit slop
Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is 100% at tracen.
>>586131057>training the Kentuckian
>>586131156you didn't subscribe to feng shui obviously
>>586129505the nu unity one was the only cm i hit all 3 aces in under 5 runs
>>586130805booo!! get some new material!!
Does anyone know when we will get more veteran slotsI could really use more veteran slots...
>>586131163I got baited by the speed growth, but yeah you want 3 speed even then for the power gains
>>586131168>more lesbianismIt's over...
>>586130964I like cocks.Wanna see mine?
>>586131280just delete your unity niggas ... let them go ...
>>586129505the current sprint cm but with snow
>>586131280I'd pay someone to sort my vets for me. But I don't trust anyone else with my account.
imagine if Urara's career was IRL accurate
Uma get wet like niagara falls at the sight of female form while their pussies sew themselves shut at the thought of a male trainer
>>586131439wish there was a scenario that was 6 years long instead of 3
Do we have a list of umas that 100% want to fuck their trainers
>>586131280just glue your CM winnersthey're useless to you and everyone
>>586131354But they have 3 star blues.
>>586131507and how many whites
>>586130647based and true
>>586131495DON'T DO THIS WTF
>>586131495all 1 of them??
>>586131548There are four whites.
>>586131626People don't do this? Veteran slots are for potential inheritances, some stinky 1* guts 3 white skills horse is a waste of a slot
>>586131354nyo...>>586131416im reaching critical mass and ive slowly developed ever increasingly complex sticker coding and even memo codingits a mental illness>>586131495you're in my CM ace roster like three times Doto you bum
>>586131495Evil behaviour
>>586131057To be sure, Camping Taiki does get 30% boost to power which helps.
On my last 3 free daily 10 pulls I've gotten: Kitasan Black New Year, Kitasan Black New Year, and Bamboo Memory. I can't believe I got Kitasan Black twice what a fucking scam.
>>586131168
>>586131734Veteran slots are for veterans, bwochacho.... they're CM VETERANS...
>>586131812You would be hyped, huh
>>586131495why not glue your CM umas that aren't winnersthere's a lot of them
>>586131837Taiki is so damn ugly
>>586131168>>586131461Bwo bwo you can't say that
>>586131797Yeah starting to think speed growth actually sucks this scenario. I'd run Camping if I had her, but I'm not a big enough fan to roll on Taiki alts.
>>586131917Don't shay that...
>>586131917
>>586132018The pic made her a mare
>>586131168Good thing I'm not a male
>>586131814At least you got someone worthwhile
>>586131917That's not kinda nice
Taiki is the most beautiful Uma in Tracen
>>586132124>boyumaNo
>>586132124Yeah she seems quite based why is there so little art of her.
>>586132229She's ugly and look like a boy
I love cryers
>>586132270Fat whorse
>>586132189She's top 5
>>586132293boys are hot tho
supiki
I love Cheval Grand and I'm not a faggot
>>586131921This game OOZES thick and steamy yuri>spend her life pursuing hernotice the pronoun, it's HER, not his life
>>586129821c-can i watch...?
>>586132429it's okay anon, this is a safe space. you can tell us what you really are, no need to put up a false image of yourself
>>586132429fellas, is it gay to like an uma with huge tits?
>>586131439Pamawife
they're called cryersbecause they cry a lot
>>586132381No
I was gonna roll on the ball banner for Chiyo but short hair looks so bad on Ardan.
>>586132189She's cute but ultimately fails to truly stand out amongst the rest
oguri cap as in supeak
>>586128609SEXOOOOOO
>>586132583brochacho is rolling on the balls banner
Shes a big girl
>>586132558>boy with fake tits
>>586132662i'll roll your balls now in a minute
>>586131837thought that was Suzu until I saw the balloons
>>586131851I have 83 aces in my veteran rosteri couldn't possibly let them gothey all worked so hard
>>586132189Are you ready?
Remember when the chiyo banner dropped and people used to say chiyo fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cm but what happened is that literally no one ever used her and when you bring up chiyofags it's just one gay man that also doesnt play her
>>586132829>it's just one gay man that also doesnt play herTwo.
I love Katsuragi Ace and I'm a faggot
>>586132229We'll probably get more art once her alt is out on global
>>586132829but he plays her
>>586132468when will they release a gacha just like uma that is made for straight men instead of gay women?
eat your carrot
gayest uma in the game btw
>>586132829this but yeppers plus dirt
>>586132829>Remember when people used to say chiyo fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cmNo, I don't remember that
>>586132829
7 and I'll fap to umanko4 and I'll fap to ningenmanko
>>586132908>t.Mr. CB>>586132919Ugly alt
>>586131841I guess my veteran slots are just the breeding stables
>>586133093How about 7 and you stop gooning you freak
>>586132829>Remember when people used to say chiyo fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cmyeah i remembered that
>>586133019in star blossom she gives cunnilingus to her female trainer which is canon event
>try to join public room>full>full>full>fuck it I'll host>nobody joins after 5 minutes
you should be nicer to chiyo
are speed star and mile maven good for pace in cm22?
>>586133162Never, gooning is the only way I can truly sexually connect with umamusume.
>>586133050hey im waiting for the valentine alt
Ohayo Torekous, is the anon that is hosting the danchou cup around? I'd offered to run it for them in the background and I have some ideas to help.
>>586133265Yes
>>586132829I never said I would run her every CM, but I won a plat with her so I'm satisfied.
Remember when the maya banner dropped and people used to say maya fans were the most dedicated and would run her in every cm but what happened is that literally everyone used her in every CM
>>586133294No fusuposting
>>586133403They're calling it the greatest trvke of all time.
>>586133403as a debuffer*
Good afternoon
sex
>>586133575
I thought for sure that at least loves only you would love only her trainer, but yuri is truly invicible in umaverse
>>586133575sex
>>586133575Sex
>>586133407the heckin?
>>586133575Prostitution
>>586133294not the roomhost but this is their toreina ID so other danchos can be mutuals with them: 119555892789hopefully they'll start hosting around 12 hours from now
>586133694Fuck off already Jesus Christ you are annoying today
Wtf was the summer camp music composed by shade this is fucking sengoku rance music???
lmfao what did i just see
>>586133525Good afternoon everynyan. How are you? Fine, thank you.I wish I were a bird.
>>586133019A girl said this to me once while I was in uni. I stopped interacting with her after that.
>>586133575bed breaking sex
damn
>>586133525heyeimun
>>586130001It's a sprint cassino, but I can't help myself wanting to win a CM with El
>>586133757>tranny hag
Why does nobody care about He/She Amazon?
>>586133294>I'd offered to run it for them in the backgroundthanks for the offer but we already got honsefun dancho hosting for the entirety of the autumn season iirc. Pretty sure one of your members said you ain't visiting the thread these days but I've been in talks with honsefun dancho awhile ago and he volunteered to do this>I have some ideas to help.Go on tell them, here's the pastebin for the entire /uma/ inter-club championships with the current rules and history so far https://pastebin.com/hK5wXJuY
>>586134060Brown umas aren't sexy
>>586133839She wanted to sex you, you dummy.
CMs are an excuse to focus on training new umas I have pulledIf I wanted carats I would swipe
Yep im good
>>586133002this scene is about declaring they will race together always not matter the distance because they have a lot of fun racing, which is what umamusume love doingit has nothing to do with love or romance in any wayfucking retarded mongrel /v/ermin trying to force his lesbian deathbed ideologyyuritroon probably can't fap to sailor moon without a futanari to self insert
>>586131917AND YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAY, how about that huh?
I lost to a 0% winrate El...
Silly Simboli
>>586132604eishin flash's winning animation is dangerous
Stupid fucking bitch cocksucker doghorse shit
