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-SAFE FIRMWARES-
3DS: all
Switch: HW exploit (old v1 units): all; SW exploit (new & old units): 4.1.0; Modchip (v2 "Red Box" & Lite & OLED): all
Switch 2: 20.1.1 (maybe), 23.0.1
Wii U: all
Vita: all
PS5: 4.03-4.51 (PS4 fpkg) / 7.61 (BD-JB) / 4.51 kernel, 7.61 HV
PS4: 9.00/9.60/10.0x/11.00/13.52
PS3: all (CFW only for older models)

-GUIDES and POST SETUP-
https://rentry.org/Guides (archive.org for DMCA'd stuff)

-LATEST NEWS-
>Switch 2
[Oct 22] ns2jb (requires SmileBASIC4 and FW23.0.1) https://gitlab.com/pepsipu/ns2jb

>Xbox 360
[Aug 5] BadUpdate 1.3 https://github.com/grimdoomer/Xbox360BadUpdate/releases

>PS4/PS5
[25 Jun] ps4-hen pre-release-main-181 https://github.com/Scene-Collective/ps4-hen/releases
[25 Dec] etaHEN 2.5B https://github.com/LightningMods/etaHEN
[11 May] bdj-ipv6-hen 0.7 https://github.com/ps5-payload-dev/bdj-ipv6-hen

>Switch
[17 Jun] Hekate 6.5.3 https://github.com/CTCaer/hekate
[17 Jun] Atmosphere 1.11.2 https://github.com/Atmosphere-NX/Atmosphere

>Vita
[11 Jul] Adrenaline 8.0.2 https://github.com/isage/Adrenaline
[27 Dec] HENlo released (webexploit for all firmwares)

>DSi/3DS
[24 May] Twilight Menu++ 27.24.1 https://github.com/DS-Homebrew/TWiLightMenu
[27 Nov] DSpico (flashcart) https://www.lnh-team.org/
02 Apr] Luma3DS 13.4 https://github.com/LumaTeam/Luma3DS
[17 Jul] 3hs 1.5.11 (like freeshop) https://hshop.erista.me/3hs

-F.A.Q.-
>READ THE THREAD AND THE OP BEFORE POSTING (ctrl+f is your friend)
>ALL SYSTEMS: the OP Archive has download links/sites for games
>If you have an issue you probably have an outdated/messed up setup, make sure to read the guides before asking questions
>This general is not affiliated with the /hbg/ discord, subreddit or 'shop', they just stole the name and GIF
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switch 2 keyset leak when?
trannies not leaking exploits and keeping them secret for attention when?
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switch 2 emulator is public
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Look at those brown hands
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IS SWITCH 2 OBSOLETE YET?
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>>586145039
>vibe coding Indians helping to push switch 2 emulation forward
Can't wait to hear all the bitching. You'll still play it anyway.
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The SWITCH 2 is the best console ever created
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I don't care about the morality or ethics of Switch 2 being hacked for piracy, but do I have to worry about third party games being played early and spoiled everywhere? Next year is full of those I want to go in blind for.
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>>586144860
when there's a bootrom exploit
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IT'S
HAPPENING
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>>586145837
it takes a kernel exploit to get bis partition 28 mounted?


id,status,size
0,OPEN,32 MiB
10,OPEN,32 MiB
20,OPEN,~238 GiB (raw NAND)
27,OPEN,3932160
35,OPEN,262144
30 / 31,filesystem OPEN,USER / SYSTEM


these are the only ones available after running the fs exploit, despite the footprint of partition 28 is in memory of the codefs for "FS" if one dumps it / its memory
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>>586145648
Last I checked third party wasnt doing so good on Nintendo unless you were a major Japanese dev like Capcom.
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>>586146912
Yeah those are the ones I mean, like Atlus and Square Enix.
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>>586145837
>>586146753


SystemData
── Cp
── Drm
── Gc
── htdocs
── Jc0
── Jc1
── Ota0
── Ota1
── Ota2
── Ra
── SecureDeviceId

partition 28 will mount titlekey stuff to SystemData/Drm gamekey secret lotus stuff to SystemData/Gc and Oem Encryption key PrivateKeyAuthority Key Encryption Key to SystemData/Ra
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>>586032441
nice try kyle, none of that is real
>curries up favor with the switch hacking secret discord kitten cabal
ktemkin *was* the secret discord cabal, he orchestrated all that crap and kept everyone on a tight leash
>gets day-0 switch exploit information from said secret cabal
shuffle2 found the exploit within his own secret cabal, fail0verflow, kyle was never there
>learns they're trying to cash it in to ninty's bug bounty program, which would inevitably lead to fusée gelée never being disclosed
kyle tried to sell the exploit himself, was dellusional to the point where he thought it would be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars from google
shuffle2 also reported to google, no one cared about nintendo's bug bounty
>leaks all the details publicly so the discordfags don't get their bounty AND the public gets CFW, for free, for life
he became even more erratic after, pissed because he had already promised the money he would never get to pay for his boyfriends hrt and began destroying reswitched until sciresm btfo'd him

everyone with a brain cell knows kyle had nothing to do with the pastebin, that was an anon who got hold of the exploit from q3k who got it from shuffle2 in a freenode channel they shared
how do i know? real hackers hack in silence
kyle is nothing but an egomaniac rapist has-been who does nothing beyond crying on social media and grooming qyriad, luna and whoever else is part of his fag harem these days
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>>586147403
I have no idea what this is about nor do I really care desu.
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>>586147024
I expect Sega games to get datamined hard and leaked.
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>>586147403
the reason scires btfo'd him is because ktemkin raped a minor in spain

the whole tranny army, however many their trans polycule consisted of, i believe 5 at its peak, used the years of authority to enforce their trans tyranny and silence any criticism until ktemkin got caught raping said minor.
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>>586147576
try clicking on the back link, newfag
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>>586147784
I did and it didn't answer any of my questions, retard. I don't care enough to read the other posts in this stupid argument either so whatever.
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>>586147752
holy fucking retard
>the reason scires btfo'd him is because ktemkin raped a minor in spain
no its not, sciresm kicked him because he tried to sell and get credit for yet another bug, the BCT parsing one that scires found
all of this happened publicly over twitter you mouthbreather, get your facts straight
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>>586147976
tl:dr a literal rapist, groomer, discord-tranny who is the reason a fr*nch shitty meme poisoned the naming of the switch 1 exploit, was bought up, and we were reminded they only disappeared because they raped a minor
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>>586147976
then don't reply, retard
no one was talking to you and you don't own the thread
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>>586148110
ok kyle, we both know that trick isn't going to work, you diddled an underage boy while in spain for a conference.

your attempt at misdirection won't work here, we all know the real reason.
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>>586148252
You were literally just talking to me lol, and I never said to stop talking about it, just that I don't care.
>>586148128
I see. You guys have fun with that, I suppose.
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>>586147240
None of that is what you think it is
Those are the old keydata that used to be in prodinfo like ssl wrapped key, gs asic cert, etc. They moved that to a new partition on S2, none of that are actual keys
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>>586148278
jesus fucking christ, try using your brain for once
the rape happened, no one is denying that you massive brainlet
it happened way after the reswitched events and had nothing to do with him being kicked out
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>>586149053
you raped a child kyle, and that is the reason you got exiled
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>>586148128
wait is this why the switch 1 stuff are all called faggy shit like fusee gelee etc
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>>586151552
yes, that is why you have fr*nch for shit rocket instead of play on words for the word shovel as exploit name for switch 1
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>wah wah wah discord tranny drama wah wah
Talk about the Switch 2 or the PS5, you retarded faggots.
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switch 1 quick fix/update guide
>update hekate (ctcaer github, update the payload as well)
>update atmos (atmosphere-nx github, update fusee too if you boot with it)
>download fw (thzoria github (latest is fine, 18.1.0 or 20.5.0 is preferable for heavy modding))
>update fw using daybreak (incuded in atmos(choose fat32+exfat))
>If updating to fw 23.X.X, add cal0blank=1 to your hekate_ipl.ini file under emummc entry
>update sys-patch (borntohonk github)
>remove kip1patch=nosigchk (or nosigchk=1) from the hekate_ipl.ini file
>download gaems from nxbrew.net, nswtl.info or google game name + nsp
>install gaems using cyberfoil or sphaira over MTP (luketanti or itotaljustice github)
>install picross
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>>586152457
also install switchU
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>>586152623
>switchU
no this is for essential stuff
I don't even mention sys-clk or mission control, but whoever wants to use them is free to get em
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>>586147024
they're releasing game key cards so if later system versions are still hackable somehow then all they need to do is not upload the game until release (like the rudolph game did recently but they didn't even upload the game after its release date) and that'd stop all possible leaks
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Should I buy a switch or a switch 2? Chances of switch 2 reaching the levels of the first one?
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I need some clarification if anyone here can help.

I'm debating whether to attempt seedsow lullaby or to continue being a patientfag. While I have all the required hardware for a local save transfer, I have updated the system firmware on my switch 1 through Daybreak but I haven't taken it to stock and connected to nintendo since I originally hacked it. If I take my switch 1 to stock and connect to the internet again would I be good or would It be possible for me to get banned because of the fuse mismatch?
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>>586153264
depends if you want to play free old games, or purchased modern games. Switch 2 will never reach levels of the 1, but maybe if you wait a few more months we'll have a speck of something. Also with things as they are today the 30th, you need both a hacked and unbanned switch 1 to even attempt a hax on switch 2
>>586154113
You can update with daybreak no problem as fuse burning happens at the console level, not online. If you have a way to send the pozzed save over right now, go for it. But only if you do not have smilebasic4.
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>>586155293
>Switch 2 will never reach levels of the 1, but maybe if you wait a few more months we'll have a speck of something

You don't think piracy on the S2 will ever be possible to the level of the S1 ?
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Switch 2 emulator releases:
https://git.eden-emu.dev/Takoroka/eden-nx2/releases

Switch 2 roms:
https://archive.org/details/SW2-dumpster
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>>586134656
personally its actually the worst decision for me but i have a very very unique set of circumstances. your mileage may vary.
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>>586156608
They'll have to REDUMP EVERYTHING once proper S2 piracy is a thing, right?
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>>586156138
As of right now, it will only maybe become possible on 23.0.1 and below, meaning we will have the grand total of *checks wikipedia* 43 games to play! Probably less as the list includes xeno genesis which will most likely be for a later fw
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What kinda homebrew or emulators you guys playing on your Ps5? Was messing around with RE7 on Playden. It's alright for something recently ported.
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>>586157163
no? why would they? Unless the games get updates.
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>>586152457
>add cal0blank=1 to your hekate_ipl.ini file under emummc entry
>>remove kip1patch=nosigchk (or nosigchk=1) from the hekate_ipl.ini file

What are these? Never did this
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>>586159408
it's just to avoid an error you get on boot with the other hekate_ipl.ini file, it's harmless but if you don't want to get that error then do as that says
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>still not Switch2Slide
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>>586156608
the reviews in the archive are awful
switch 1 spoiled the masses
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>>586159356
Those dumps are unencrypted which makes them only really useful for emulators, MIG or a homebrew launcher.
Once we get full piracy on console you generally want clean encrypted rips of the XCI/NSP for preservation.
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>>586160129
Piracy has gotten awful in general over last 10 years
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so where's the brickachu, or the harrypotter.vpk??
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>>586162613
Day 1 of SmileBasicHax
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>>586160129
At least they said please rather than screaming about how they can't run it on their potato or telling people that they should steal a physical copy
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>>586163536
gib .tik now faget
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switch 2 with oot under vending machine wen
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Any chance we're gonna get a non-gay, non-torrent upload of the roms? Mega or whatever?
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so basically, OoT won't be able to get a dump until after it officially launches? since there's no way to fetch decrypted keys for a title before launch (preload is encrypted)

that means we're not getting consistent early-release dumps like the switch 1 until an actual kernel exploit is found and someone develops CFW or forks s1 atmosphere to s2?

all in all insane progress in just over a week, gonna be crazy to see what it's like over the next 6-12 months. just can't wait for switch 2 games to be dumped early like the switch 1, those were some of the best days in gaming.
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>>586166830
if that's gay for you then you don't belong here
>>586167000
correct. If we're lucky we'll be able to dump the cart assuming it doesn't ask for an update and/or ninty hasn't released the next fw
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>>586167336
Torrents that take 16 hours or independent file hosting that gives you reasonable speeds and zero liability from ninty

Torrenting is fucking dead and gay for a reason old man (I am 40)
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Has it ever happened before that games are only dumpable up to a certain fw until a new exploit comes?

Because in the past, discs and carts could be dumped with the right hardware regardless.
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>>586167535
I'm 31, been torrenting since I was 10-11. If you can't find good torrents that's on you.
And yes I know we don't have good ones for sw2 dumps, but come on man this is just happening, give it some time
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>>586167535
torrents are still alive after decades because no one likes clicking 5 ass links in a sea of fake links to download at a fluctuating 10mbps and hope the host connection doesn't die midway because jew host blocked downloadmanagers AND vpns AND has a gay ass gb limit

torrents just worked and still just work
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>>586168558
please invite me to a game tracker
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>>586168518
Obviously being as old as I am, torrenting used to be my go-to. As infrastructure has improved over the years, though, direct file hosting has always been way faster and way more predictably good. Also, no rush, I'm not unreasonable, I was just asking if anyone had anything floating around since the transfer rate on the torrent is around 2mbps.

>>586168558
Yeah, the only reliable form is from private upload groups or stuff here on 4chins. Mega is one click if it's not being farmed by third worlders for pennies. Anything public is going to be run through 3-6 redirects.
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>>586169116
most of the dumps gave me good speeds directly downloaded, but yoshi and fast fusion were slow as fuck. Fast fusion in torrent though was fast and I'm just waiting for the torrent to update to get yoshi and the other recently uploaded
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>>586169451
Huh. Wonder what the issue is for me, then. If I try a direct download, I get less than a megabit per second, and the torrent was roughly around the same speed (2gbps connection).
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>>586169451
I mixed up my words. Yoshi and Fast fusion are done now with the old torrent. I'm not waiting for those it's actually the mario games I'm still missing. I tried direct download of Tennis but it suddenly stopped
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>>586167336
>it doesn't ask for an update and/or ninty hasn't released the next fw
the carts are not going to ask for an update above 23.0.1 since the carts are already made with whatever version it needs, and since it's not a game key card it doesn't need to go online to work
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someone here has a mkw torrent working? archive.org upload speeds are poor and SW2-dumpster didnt update the torrent file there
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so what exactly is the purpose of switch 2 exploit long term?

it seems like a dead end to me, unless one doesn't care about anything past ocarina of time remake
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I just want Croc 2 HD nsp before I worry about Switch 2 shit.
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>>586169862
ok yes I know buuut I'm sacred it might ask for a simple update (downloading god knows what) like botw cart and others on switch 2.
This is from my personal experience where on launch I downloaded MKW but forgot to get anything else before killing its connection to the internet. I later found out I couldn't play botw, skyrim, torna and others via cart unless I went online, despite them being switch 1 games for old af fw
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>>586170463
yeah
unless someone can get keys so we can have up to date emummc, it's rather pointless
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If you haven't, update your Sw2 docks for VRR. Only for those that plan to update or have done so already, of course.
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>>586170520
yeah, that's because they're switch games that had specific updates released for switch 2 compatibility, that won't be an issue for switch 2 games that aren't key cards (until the switch 3)
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>>586170469
isn't it just croc re-released, not HD or anything
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>>586173893
There's a remaster out now and a straight 90's port coming soon for some reason.
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>>586156608
>they really thought that Internet Archive would keep the roms up
>after they've deleted other stuff in the past
How cute.
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>>586174134
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4198360/Croc_2_Kingdom_of_the_Gobbos/

huh you're right
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>>586174228
that's why the latest downloads got canceled I see. At least I managed to get most besides the mario games.
Torrent is still good if anyone got it
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where can i get S2 pokopia rom?
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>>586174543
share torrent?
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>>586175398
only cause you asked nicely
https://litter.catbox.moe/5kn6a1mlfs9vo1q0.torrent
>>586175212
the one available says [exeFS corrupted] so idk if it works but see above
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Why bother downloading the games when other people have already datamined them? They aren't playable.
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>>586176562
they are, though not on switch 2 itself ironically
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Damn guys, Nintendo's getting fucking serious
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>>586176634
Yeah I was pissed about that. I thought I had the weekend to play it and it was already over. Why the fuck did they do that?
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>>586176630
Every play through of the emulator I've seen is unplayable.
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>>586177087
that's on the emulators still having to adapt, not on the games
it's been less than a week, this shit used to take years, like it's probably the first time ever that a hacked system has its dumped games being playable in an emulator before the actual system
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>>586176940
Punishment for the hacks.

Nah, this bug causing games to crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIMFXFx3NTc
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>>586177267
Damn it that looks fun as fuck. Sad I missed that.
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>>586176059
there was a second archive.org SW-dumpster as opposed to sw-dumpster which was just pokopia dumped correctly
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>>586177226
Let me know if the slop manages to make something actually playable then.
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>>586177543
fyi the slop is how the thing got hacked in the first place
you will respect vibecoding in this house
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so what was /vg/'s favorite claudecoded video game mod in the last 2 months?

I'd have to say Budokai Tenkaichi 3 Tag mod, it's just so sick
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is someone trying to un-vibeslop the nodejs clusterfuck exploit?
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>>586177658
>exploit can't be ported right away despite existing across switch 1 games because the code is unreadable
>running the exploit is risky as it's buggy as fuck
>can't be bug tested due to the code being unreadable
>the slop emulation looks just as buggy if not worse

I support it in the sense that this is exactly what the tech industry deserves but it's also still very much slop and it's going to take time to get the slop out of it. The fags that are rushing to say LOOK AT WHAT AI CAN DO, IT'S SO FAST are just hyping up the vibe coding more than they should.
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>>586145337
>Indians
*Spics
>You'll stil- Aiiiiiie!
Literally nothing on switch 2 to play. Gaynigga gokuLARD! And fuck Nintendo and Sony and steam and little dominos
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>>586178492
claude make this code readable make no mistakes
ez
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>>586178619
i unironically tried, as my claude subscription hadn't ended yet, and it just says no on both 5.5 and 4.8 reason [cyber]
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>>586176634
Probably more like they forgot about it considering they abandoned air riders the second they dropped it
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>>586178492
So make one without using AI, bitchfag
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>>586178572
You're mad weird, bro.
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>>586178991
https://platform.experientiallabs.ai/
https://refuseless.com/
they both have ablitereted deepseek 4.1 flash and glm 5.3 that are monsters on cyber, if you wanna actually try this you should not even consider claude when you have these
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>>586180690
Can you hack consoles in Visual Basic?
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We still have no loader to actually play these dumps? Lmao
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>>586181693
The emulator in the same post is pretty much perfect already. Just needs optimising.
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I'll borrow my Wii to my sister because she wants the old Just Dance games.

Investigating a bit I saw that Wiimmfi doesn't support any of them, but there's this project called DanceParty Legacy that brings back online to most of them, even in other consoles, which sounds cool that there's also a community for these less "gamer" games. Have any of you by any chance have tried this shit? sounds easy to setup but I want to know more about it
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>>586182462
it also mentions WiiMart to bring back in-game store functionality but I also haven't tried that app
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my cousin is so based. he went out and got a second ps5 just to hack it and dump all his ps4 and ps5 games. boutta take an ssd over and yoink all that shit in a few days
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>>586177492
link?
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>>586178572
BASED dabposter
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>>586181362
u sure about that?
>Will it still refuse anything?
>Sometimes. Abliteration lowers refusals, it does not promise zero. Our terms also forbid some uses, such as attacking systems you do not own or are not allowed to test. You decide what your own application accepts.
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>>586182462
>borrow
You mean lend.
Your sister would be the one borrowing.
Greetings from America.
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>>586186474
lol you triggered a memory. I recall moving to mexico during elementary school and I taught a friend exactly this for a poem he was writing. He refused to use lend and kept using borrowed like that lmao
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they're now here but the new ones are not uploaded yet
sw-2-dumpster_202610
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lol I was searching for latest switch 2 uploads and came across this imagine if it was real
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>>586188881
this is just fortnite
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All I've ever wanted from Switch hacking was playable GameCube games. Has any real progress been made on that, or do I just settle for using my laptop?
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>>586190504
Try it
https://github.com/NaGaa95/dolphin-nx/releases
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>>586190715
I'll try it out
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>>586144717
im asking honestly, is there any hope for me if i currently do not have a switch 2 and the soonest possible time i can get one is in at least a quarter of a year
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>>586192926
Yes, of course. Nothing is permanent at the moment.
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>>586193014
>Yes, of course. Nothing is permanent at the moment.
by the time comes when i actually have a switch 2 i doubt we will still be on fw 23.0.1
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>>586193181
Just buy one now. Pay in instalments if you're that poor.
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>>586193676
Don't fall for the debt meme. Don't do it anon.
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>>586192926
Honestly just play em on your phone. Switch 1 can handle some gamecube but I dont see why anyone would take time to do it now that Switch 2 can handle it pretty well. You can get a modded wii or wiiu, or cheap android/iphone for $100 and just use those.

Has Phantom Zero Blade for PS5 been uploaded anywhere yet? My private torrent sites I use don't seem to have it. The PC version seems to only be HV and I don't trust that.
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>>586188881
>Green M&M, Toon Green M&M, and Young Green M&M
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i forgot to download bananza...
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This is why I love the modding community. They actually do what these retarded corporate devs won't. Some redditor figured out how to extract each KH game and repack them into proper a NSP format so you can install them normally without dumping shit into your atmosphere folder. You don't have to install a massive 60gb just to play KH1 and KH2 anymore. This is how it fucking should have been from the start. How retarded can SE be to fucked up Switch port twice? First they pull that cloud version shit and then when they finally drop native ports they cram the whole collection together when it's completely unnecessary. Every game has its own save ID and can launch without a main menu hub anyway, which just proves it. What the fuck makes them think anyone wants to waste space downloading 60gb for PS2 games? It blows my mind how utterly incompetent they are.
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>lil bro just got me a 7-month-late birthday present of a 512GB microSD express card
awwww thank you bro

Anyway, adding my experience to the pile: I'd already done the SD update my transferring images on an exfat card. I didn't get prompted for another update, the express card just werks.

>>586144717
Let's add this to the OP
https://wowilookgood.github.io/switch2-modding-guide/
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>NXbrew posting MKWorld
Hope bro prays for his site tonight
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>>586206276
How is Resonance in the switch 1?
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>>586207017
It's fine I've already reached the final dungeon. The only issue is that the FMV attacks in battle tend to stutter visually but it never really bothered me.
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How do I connect my Switch 2 to the internet with 90DNS active on the router?
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1.8 TRILLION dollars got wiped out from the US stock market today, but there's definitely no AI bubble or anything.
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>>586206883
Fine I'll download it. But I don't know why I'm bothering when it runs like shit.
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>>586208328
Here's what that looks like with context
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Is there a point to clearing the supernag if I've already got SB4 and the seedsow demo?
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>>586208328
That still isn't big enough for a pop though. Unironically. That's how bad the bubble is. Monday will be worse. Expect the orange retard to going mental over the weekend. It's funny this is happening right during midterms lmao.
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why is Pokopia_v2.0.1a.zip erroring when I try to download it from the rom dump? is it over....????
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>>586188881
>green m&m with the sexy boots
oh yeah that's the stuff
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>>586209226
(cont) I found a torrent from the other archive org for pokopia_dump_v2-0-1.7z I pray it works
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>>586208980
Is that supposed to prove anything? Intel is having one of it's worst drop offs in the company's history right now. Closing your eyes, plugging your ears, and pretending nothing is happening is retarded, dude.
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>>586209851
They're just heading back to where they should be without the AI hype inflation.
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>>586208136
set the primary DNS to 8.8.8.8
then don't forget to set it back to the 90DNS IP or your router's IP
>>586209142
how do you have nag if you had to update to get the games?
>>586209226
>>586209617
yeh first site is ded
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>>586214989
>set the primary DNS to 8.8.8.8
I did this and got a successful connection, then when I set it back to automatic DNS, the internet connection turns off again.
I don't understand networking mumble jumbo, so I have no idea how to keep it connected to my OpenWRT router that does have 90DNS on it.
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>PS5 emulated on PC
>PS4 emulated in Roblox
>PS5 hacked to play Switch 2 games
>GameCube games on Switch 1
>Switch 2 in general these past two weeks
What the hell is going in the hacking/homebrew scene
I thought these sorts of progress were impossible
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>>586219000
It uses the tool that everybody, especially trannies, hate. Their go-to insult is to call you a jeet for even considering it.
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>>586186474
yeah I thought for a moment if it was correct, I don't know why I thought "lend" is more like, for money or something. In my defense English is so flexible that it doesn't make sense a lot of times
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>>586210451
AI isn't actually making any money so where they should be is bankrupt.
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>>586181098
Ps5 has shit. What does s2 has? Dragon quest builders without the combat? Where da games?

>>586219169
>Trannies hate ai
>Depsite grooming kids with shitted on patreon
Bruh
>Jeets
Are the best ai sloppers and use it with skill. The only others that compares are slavs. Kassidy's, Juan's, and Jamals btFURAKo

>>586219928
They should make money soon so I can use gemini free again.
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>>586221503
>Free gemini
Lolz. Verizon is offering 3 months free gemini as part of their ai training program and SIX months if you buy a phone plan with some rando chink phone tcl
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Honestly yeah, they did actually release the exploit too soon, knowing that they would pull and fix it in a later firmware. They fucked up one path, and you don't get paths often. We risk not being able to dump future games. Is MKW, Bonanza and Pokopia only truly enough, with way too many years still to go?
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>>586221503
>trannies hate AI
Most people hate it. I hate it too, that's why I'm pleased to see it used to hack and compromise the tech industry despite their "fail safes" to keep AI from being used for things like this. Just recently hackers used AI to hack binance (billions lost) and polymarket (millions lost) all in one day no less than a couple days ago. And it's only going to escalate from here.
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>>586222698
They're gonna ban AI coding
>b-b-but you can't enforce it on other countries
Yes you can. Bomb threats.
>b-b-but how can you ban my local model???
Local models suck and even then they require a fuckton of hardware, the value proposition and economical incentive won't be there.

It's very funny to see Private Equity's money used like this. Making no profit and only destroying value of other companies, stealing, or doing humanity a big favor by solving hard problems with no economical return. It's not gonna last.
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>>586223102
>Yes you can. Bomb threats.
US used up all their bombs in Iran lmao.
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>>586218585
if the wifi it's connected to comes from the openWRT router, automatic means it's getting the DNS IP from it, which is blanked by 90DNS, meaning you're fine
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>>586219000
for sony i guess getting rid of the BD disc and people finding out what PS+ revenue did to the brand brought the whole scene together,these fuck ups and digital kikery were enough to hardline their efforts
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>>586222568
that was the point thefag0 made but they called them a fag for that
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Well, ages later I got MKW's PC build running on my PC and it runs and looks like shit. Why were you guys in such a hurry to download and upload this? Nintendo is going to go scorched earth on the uploaders for buggy slop.
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are any rom dumps being uploaded beside 1st party nx2 games? i cant find orbitals anywhere
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>>586208328
>>586209176
fuck yea cheap memory in time for Black Friday
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switch 2 on switch 1
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>>586226525
>Already at 2 fps
Only 28 more to go.
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Does the pokopia dump run any better than MKW? If not I'm not going to bother downloading any of these for a while.
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>>586228316
idk if it has improved sicne but the only 2 videos I've seen of it are of the game running with missing or broken textures
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>>586188548
this is only demos

lmao, i knew this would be the state of switch 2 dumping scene

no one got money willing to dump shit, hillarious
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did the switch 2 vibeexploit scene run out of tokens and stagnate already?
or are they unfucking the codebase first?
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>>586231897
You get glitchy emulators running at 10 fps instead.
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>>586235312
so everything is dead already then?
what a waste of leaking exploit this early then
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>>586235395
I mean, I downloaded it and it ran on my PC. It was just terrible quality and was glitchy as fuck. Some people are getting better results using later builds of the emulator and having better PCs. Someone claimed they got 60fps but I really doubt it.
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>>586236213
i dont care about emulators, thats poorfag copeshit, i meant the actual switch 2 exploit
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Claude wtf this is a mistake I told you not to make any
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>new vegas being ported to the switch
we are so back
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>>586206276
it's the same on PC, the collection literally has a separate .exe for each game in its folder
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>>586226525
Looks fake
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>>586222698
>Most people hate it
no they don't lmao
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>>586243687
new vegas and fallout 3 are getting official remasters like oblivion got.

and oblivion remaster is officially coming to switch 2
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>>586214989
>how do you have nag if you had to update to get the games?
Because I'm using 90dns
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>>586244229
https://x.com/__alula/status/2116376380237586627
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Another person trying to make switch 2 exploits bites the dust
>Pimped Out Scotty Kilmer
>I can no longer post development updates everyone I have been barred from doing so from admins sorry for everyone I have excited my exploit is proof of concept aswell so. If i have given anyone hopes I am sorry!
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>>586244391
I can see how you'd say that since you're a basement dwelling loser that only gets his information on 4chan, but if you actually went outside and talked to a normal person, you'd know most people hate AI.
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>>586248052
i actually work for a living so no, most people definitively don't hate ai tools
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I was looking at the guides and found nothing, I remember there was something like certain models and bundles you could buy of the 3DS and the Wiiu that were safe to buy for hacking, is there something like this for the Switch 1? Some safe bundle or something?
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>>586226525
Reminds me of playing N3DS games on O3DS
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>>586248905
It'd have to be nearly decade old stuff like BOTW or Odyssey, no? Doesn't seem worth the hassle to look for, even with the rise of Switch 2 hacking.
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>>586248905
you need to find a switch with a serial from 2017/early 2018
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>>586249323
>>586249318
So that means I'm shit out of luck buying a switch 1 today? Just have to buy it and wait until someone discovers a new hack?
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>>586249415
installing a modchip achieves the same result in any switch model that isn't the original batch
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>>586249415
You missed the Switch train a decade ago. Invest in the Switch 2 future
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you know oot remake could leak and be launched on pc
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Even the corpo cocksuckers are catching strays kek
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>>586250264
LMFAOOOOOO
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>>586250264
that's funny
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how long does it take switch carts to be manufactured? oot likely finished production now?
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>>586250934
The game is out in 5 days broski. Those carts were made and being shipped out early October.
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>>586251431
fuck me in the ass i thought it was releasing on the same day as gta6 this whole time kek
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>>586251820
Yeah it comes out on the 5th of November. The game has been done for a while now and so has production.
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>>586251820
GTA is the bigger question mark since there's no discs they can technically dvelop it for longer, but even digital games need certification to be released so they must have surely finished testing/production by now.
Excluding the Day 1 patch.
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>>586252208
OoT recomp/emu is just an appetizer for GTA6. I bet Anthropic will be watching closely and pushing updates to block that kind of work from happening.
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Why is the Intel CEO praying on Twitter?
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>>586252446
Idiots who invested in Intel less than 6 months ago want his blood
>>586210451
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>>586252760
imagine ever spending money for anything
couldn't be me
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PS4 14.00 hax is out if anyone gives a shit
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>>586253205
I still only have a PS4 and Switch right now so I guess I'll check it out
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>>586250934
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>>586255183
Back in my day we'd be playing this in /zlg/ - Zelda Leak General right now.
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>>586255394
Remember when TOTK leaked? Remember the guy trying to sneak his Wii U into E3 to dump the game?
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>>586255667
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>>586255394
post da tik
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>>586208328
Even if the AI bubble pops, AI itself won't just vanish like the coping luddite snailcaits think.
If anything, it'll just make local AI develop to become better and easier to run locally.
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>>586256351
Here you go, ratto *unzips tik*
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>>586255394
November 7–8, 2016 /vp/ threads was glorious.
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how do I softmod my switch lite guys?
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>Pikmin Direct out of nowhere
Huh?
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>>586259841
You don't.
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>>586256321
this made me hate Aussies for like a solid 5 years
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>>586260185
There was legit nothing shown outside of Miyamoto saying he's producing more Pikmin shorts and information about the Switch 2 Edition of Pikmin 4 that we already knew about. Don't watch it.
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>>586260534
Oh yeah, and this is apparently a yearly thing they're doing now I guess???
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>>586260534
Too late, I am Pikmin pilled now
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Alright wtf is going on with the Switch 1, I was frozen in time for a few months and apparently now sigpatches don't work anymore? What's the next method? Do the latest games even require the latest firmware anyway?
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>>586260534
konnichiwa, Miyamoto dess
stop hacking the switch 2 right now
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>>586262753
Delete your SD card and do the guide
>>586152457
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>got a 128gb SD Express card because I forgot that the S2 has 256gb memory
Fuck, I guess I'll have to buy a larger one if emunand becomes a thing.
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>>586262753
there's syspatch now, more info in the faq in op
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>>586263658
>emunand
Keep dreaming
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>>586264758
Kernel WILL happen.
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>>586264758
Here we go again. I'll point you to >>585950165 and >>585950363
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>>586266492
You don't even need kernel for emummc.
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>>586270170
I need the kernel's original recipe chicken
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PS5 anons, my PS5 keeps crashing after 5 minutes of putting the jailbreak, this happens 9 out of 10 times, did I screw something with the kernel by trying out different exploits or is the jailbreak THAT unstable?
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>>586256321
Goddamn, this feels like a lifetime ago. I've had two kids since this happened. And here we are again, waiting on the Ocarina remake.
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>>586273630
Hahaha btfo!! Buy Switch 2 and Mario Kart World and ask for forgiveness
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>>586189301
smash third party collabs existed way before fortnite
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>>586228225
Wow you're so shit at math, it needs 58 more
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can you imagine playing oot remake on the ps5 sometime in the future
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>>586276575
>imagine if the ps5 had games
I dream about that every night
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Persona 1 Remake annoucement leaked
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>>586247642
I'd recommend you clean it by connecting
>turn airplane mode on and then off to disconnect
>set primary dns on your connection to 8.8.8.8
>open news or eshop or whatever to clear nag
>airplane on and off to disconnect
>edit connection to set your 90DNS IP
>Save settings but don't connect
>Turn on airplane mode forever
>IMPORTANT: don't attempt to connect to online/news/whatever
This will leave the console with it's last connection successful, nag cleared and it not knowing there's a connection error or potential update
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>DON'T UPDATE YOUR SWITCH 2 AAIIIEEEEEE
>just update your switch 2... sigh... who cares...
>NVM DON'T UPDATE YOUR SWITCH 2 AAAAAAHHHHHH
>nvm just update your switch 2... if u even care...
Can these retards get an actual exploit chain working before making a definitive statement? Do they really have to e-beg for attention every microsecond of their lives?
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>>586276058
no shit, but smash sure as hell isn't getting clifford, pepe the frog, bluey and chimera kermit while fortnite likely will eventually
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>>586279420
i fucking knew it, the artemis engine path was a dud

tranny piece of shit making so many people believe there was something to use in the first place
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Soo about the NS2 roms, are there any safe discord or site that is totally not a malware?
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>>586280912
internet archive should be safe, if their links are still up in there. NXbrew also started putting them up
in any case i would wait a bit still, none of them can be run on an actual switch 2 and emulators still play them with lots of glitches (though they're getting better fast)
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anyone got a fire emblem fortunes weave rom?
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>>586177267
What the hell is even that?
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>>586270170
don't you need an even harder to get exploit for emummc (bootrom exploit)? correct me if im wrong but last time we had a chain of escalated exploits going that lead us to CFW was on the 3DS and Wii U right?
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>>586279686
We know MenuHax is coming so don't worry too much. Just don't update to 24.0 like a retard.
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>>586289415
The event upped the drop rate of items but to a level too high for the game to even calculate what was going on, hence the 0fps lag spikes that caused some consoles to crash.
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Pokopia ported to Switch 1 seems to run well if you don't mind the 500p 30fps hit.
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>>586294318
Link?
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>>586219000
dont forget gears of war 2 on switch
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>>586292446
Thanks. Ive never played the game but that explains whats happening very well and I understand now
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How the fuck can I play Pirated Pokopia on my Switch 1 but I can't play it on my Switch 2, Atmosphere 2 fucking when?
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HAPPENING!!
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Link to download pokopia that isn't a 30mb setup virus?
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>>586299123
Grabbed the game either way since it's free.
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>>586300958
What's the game?
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>>586301760
Drift Legends 2
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https://x.com/jamesmykil/status/2116622778430595295
https://x.com/jamesmykil/status/2116622778430595295
https://x.com/jamesmykil/status/2116622778430595295

DRIFT LEGENDS 2 WEBKIT EXPLOIT FOUND DOWNLOAD IT NOW
(webkit exploits working will be temporary due to supernag mechanic)
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>>586256508
>LocalTroon
>Ever being better than claude, copilot, gpt, or novel if you like porn
Kwab. You poorfags always cope with your toxocats. Once gemini becomes free again, people won't pretend to care about local
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>>586302909
This is just another entry point for the same fs exploit that smilebasic does right? I'm just checking if it's anything new.
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>>586303746
Yes and it's inferior cos webkit
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>>586304117
>it's le inferior because-
ok retard
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kernel when
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Apparently you get banned basically instantly for using the new PS4 hack.
Only because you still have PSN access, of course.
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If my Switch 2 doesn't have SmileBasic but I have access to an account that does, could I just log into that account and download it to my Switch 2 even though that game is delisted?
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>>586304229
Does webkit mean something like RXTools was for the 3DS?
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>>586304117
>>586304229
it's inferior because supernag kicks in after 24 hours or less on newer FW meaning you can't access the captive portal or any web browser due to not being able to hit the bvc endpoint
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>>586305081
It means webkit entry point. Like the webkit entry point on 3DS.
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>>586303217
>Google
>who's losing money on AI like every other big AI company
>making Gemini "free again"
Unless you're talking about Gemma, see picrel
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>>586302909
>>586299123
jfc, you retards know you don't need *any* game to open the captive portal, right?
There're also so many public webkit bugs you can unironically ask claude to write an exploit for you and it will work on 23.0.1
I knew AI was gonna turn everyone into drooling retards but i honestly hoped it would take a bit longer then this
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Explain to my monkey brain when I'm supposed to buy a Switch 2 and put pirate games on it.
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>>586314050
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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>>586315325
5 hours ago
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Why is nobody running shit like Fire Emblem or Kirby Air Riders
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>>586316475
impossible
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>>586273630
just use k stuff and shadowmount+
you're probably using an unstable payload
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>>586152457
!remindme 12 seconds
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>>586168558
>>586168518
>there are still people who torrent when NXbrew and snahp are 10 times easier
Shig
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is the emulation good or ass, i cant tell with all the attention whores and seethers online
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>>586327586
depends on the game, it is playable. Good would imply there's no bugs or that it is perfect which it isn't. Emulators are getting better by the day, you also do not need a super beefy machine unless you want to run shit at 4k.
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>>586327586
Given that it's the first emulator I would assume it's ass, especially if it was vibe coded
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nuts
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and almonds
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I'll just come out with it.
Almond snickers > peanut snickers.
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>>586341753
they/them are so brave
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>>586341897
It was hard to admit. Thanks.
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>>586302909
>>586303746
no, it's nothing, people are straight up retarded, and out of desperation for easyhax entry point spread garbage nonsense
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leak wen
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>>586342492
>i-its nothing
You fags just go ahead and keep saying that stupid shit over and over.
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>>586345469
the webkit stuff these idiots keep finding is literally nothing, it doesn't have access to the FS commands required.
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Wait, they can actually backport Switch 2 games to run on Switch 1? I thought it was just a troll by a hacker.
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>>586350976
no they aren't backporting anything

they are just using the dumped romfs and exefs with layeredFS
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>>586351821
I'm a tech brainlet, does that mean Switch 2 games are technically just Switch 1 games designed to run on better hardware?
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>>586352456
they use different shaders, but the sdk is more or less identical

i probed sdk files for switch 2 exefs dumps and it has switch 1 concepts that absolutely don't exist on switch 2 embedded in it, so it's like a mix of the two?
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>Can play switch 2 games on a ps5 now
>Check storage space
Ye no theres barely enough space for ps5 games
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>>586356347
nintendo devs are not incompetents who can't keep a game below 50gb
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>>586352456
probably has nothing to do with any of that, but the two games i've seen (mario kart world and pokopia) were supposed to be switch 1 games in the first place so if anything it's funny they did that
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>>586358792
So was DK Bananza. I think OoT HD might be the first first party game that was developed for the Switch 2 only.
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I dont know if this is the right thread but there is no pc building general over here so this is the best place i can find to ask this question
I wanted to upgrade my pc over the next months or so and need a new CPU and a new Motherboard + PSU
I was thinking of getting the Ryzen 7 5700X since its pretty afordable
I heard its aging though and i dont want to go trhough the trouble of buildiong a pc only to throw out most of the pices later on again
I heard there are better cpus out there from Intel but i dont know much about them
I just bought 2x16gb DDR4 ram sticks so i need a CPU/Motherboard that supports DDR4 and not 5
Im not sure what Motherboard to pick up though
I dont know much about this sort of stuff i asked Chatgpt and it recomended the Ryzen 5700x and an MSI B550M PRO-VDH WIFI Motherboard
Are these good options?
Overall evetything would cost around 300 Euros together witha new case
Im planning on buying the stuff next month and then also upgrade my gtx1060 grapcis card
I also need an SSD because load times are terrible for most games i play
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>>586364104
>>>/g/pcbg
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>>586364216
thanks anon
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>>586364104
X3D OR BUST
VCACHE IS KING
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Looking forward to game native coming to the switch, already using it on retroid classic pocket and playing old visual novels full speed
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Got people out there playing OoT legit right now while us chumps got nothing
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>>586368568
its already dumped in the r/switch2hacks discord server
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>>586368878
RELEASE THE TIK
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I thought we'd have a firmware update by now desu
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>>586369670
damage is already done since oot remake can be dumped
they will be focusing on protecting their 2027 games
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>>586369670
One of the replies on >>586302909 mentions the update being on Monday, but I don't know if it's a scheduled update or if the guy is a schizoid kek
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>>586326718
Unfortunately anon, I tested it, with only those two payloads and without any payload, both tests crashed so... Yeah... Maybe I screwed something up?
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How do I check if my downloaded switch 2 roms do not have any viruses ?
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>>586369670
They've hired Gezine to make the big 24.0 update fix everything. Might take some time.
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>>586372231
all they are doing is removing the dmnt leftover stuff in ldr/pm/ro that shouldn't be there, thats what enabled this epxloit, using ro:dmnt to read the memory of FS
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>>586369957
who gives a shit about remasters
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I have a launch S2 that already has te exfat and new SD type bullshit done.
Should I upgrade the system now before there is another update?
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>>586376187
I think the advice is not to update
I got smilebasic and am offline
if we don't get custom firmware and it never moves past this fs exploit I might even stay legit and update for gen 10 pokemon
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>>586376010
It's not a remaster, it's a remake.
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>>586378771
distinction without a difference
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>>586378805
Remasters are the same game with visual and slight gameplay tweaks. Remakes are built from the ground up and a lot of the time play completely differently than the original. Saying there is no difference between the two is stupid.
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>>586379063
>Remasters are the same game with visual and slight gameplay tweaks.
So what OoT HD is.
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>>586380010
No, the remake took the design and made everything easier and fast-paced to appeal to the ADHD Egorapter people.
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>>586380010
I'm not entertaining this conversation any longer. You can keep being a retard if you want, but keep me out of it.
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>>586380606
>OoT HD is not the same game as OoT with visual and slight gameplay tweaks
ok
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>>586378712
Thanks.
Do you think that if we get custom firmware/another access point I would be able to use the older firmware to access it?
Or the smilebasic exploit is like the only way in rn?
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so should I buy a Switch 2 now? are they hackable?
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>>586382342
Do what you feel is right.
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>>586382342
yes, but
>the only public exploit game has been delisted
>if new exploit games depend on save exploits, they may be difficult to obtain
>you can't pirate switch 2 games on a switch 2 yet
>there's no emummc yet
>even if we get emummc, we won't be able to run new firmwares
>because of this, ban risk is pretty high
>the exploit is vibe coded bullshit and random bricks have been reported
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>>586382206
if you're below 20.5 you won't get supernag so you'll be able to use a webkit exploit at some point
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>>586382845
damn, alright, I'll wait a bit more
I have a hacked switch1 from the paperclip hack days
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>>586383228
also
>the dumped games can unironically already be played via emulation, but not on the actual system itself
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>>586383228
My advice is to think about it. Everything this anon >>586382845 said is true but the bottom line is that the current exploit is a break through. It means progress is being made when previously things seemed a bit hopeless. Eventually things will progress but it will take a long while. Eventually the current fs exploit will be replicated and won't be restricted to smilebasic. Eventually there will be cfw and game dumping. But this won't be for months, maybe a whole year, and by the time those things are out, demand and price for the switch may have rise, the console will force you to download a potentially incompatible firmware or both.
Another thing to consider is that Switch 2 PC emulation is also progressing but it's being slop coded as well which means bugs and an experience that won't be quite the same. But it's still an option.
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reminder to update your console to the new switch 2 firmware so that you can buy and play games, and not be like the retards who own zero games and wont be able to play the dumped games either way
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>>586382845
>even if we get emummc, we won't be able to run new firmwares
Why tho?
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>>586384357
>Eventually there will be cfw and game dumping.
we already have game dumping right now, even from cartridge via https://github.com/misshexa66/OunceCake
as for FSpwn being ported to non-smile basic 4, it has been proven the artemis save exploit that the tranny leaked leads nowhere, as does the webkit entries.
you're more likely to get switch 2 emulation running with the few games dumped, as realistically the people interested in dumping shit that also instantly got on the smile basic 4 purchase/demo, don't have money to buy games and certainly didn't buy games before it.

the few games dumped so far, are pretty much what you will get, plus ocarina of time remake, is more or less guranteed.

all of these exploits were burned for no reason way too early, unfortunately.
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>>586386076
no prod.keys. even if we had it we would only be able to load a frankenfirmware with updated userland but outdated kernel, tz, sm.
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>>586385732
you're right we need another miracle for higher level hack may never come and all this is pointless since in 6 months you'll want to play new games and you could just play the recomps on pc of dumped games
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>>586384357
>but it's being slop coded as well
so are the actual system hacks
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Civilization 7
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https://github.com/Gezine/CivSwitch
>Nintendo Switch userland code execution using Civilization 7 game cartridge

IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>586389292
ordered it
You can trigger exploit without prior savedata transfer by using pi pico
all the carts have 1.0.0 version
GO GO GO
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>>586389292
is this for hacking the switch 2?
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I cannot buy civ 7, it is garbage.
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$30 for a generation of piracy? Ehhh...
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>>586390580
Just wait until it's on a common game. Think twilight princess.
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Realistically is there somewhere I can find the game dumps from the switch 2?

or would I need an invite into some shitty discord?
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>>586390840
the ones that are in circulation already is all you'll get.

less than 10 games, on archive.org
nothing else is being dumped due to saturation of purchases vs. people capable of dumping shit
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>>586390840
Half of them are in the usual spot
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>>586391329
They took it down again. lol
Looks like it's for good this time.

>>586390840
nxbrew or search the /v/ archives for "http"
people were posting links yesterday
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s>>586382206
update - buy Civilization 7 cart
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Sold out on Amazon UK instantly
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>>586391774
buy civ 7 cart but never have network available when you stuff it in,

infact, you might get update nagged for the game if your console connects to nintendo and receives the versionlist saying it requires an update.

so no, dont do it
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>>586391774
But the Civ7 (six seven) exploit doesn't necessarily have to be on this latest firmware, right?
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>>586392124
same with smilebasic?
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>>586392050
No it didn't?
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Wait... do I need to buy a Raspberry Pico to inject the payload? Why not just send it through the PC?
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>I bet 20 cents on people downloading civ7 at eshop.
>And realize exploit does not work.
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reminder for civ7 fomo buyers, don't get it lget updated after you insert the cartridge. exploit is for v0 only
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disappointing
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>>586392497
1 guy got declined I guess
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a local store had 10 in stock for civ7 switch 1 edition in stock

i hit f5, it now has 3 in stock.
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>>586392937
update: it is now exactly 30 seconds later, F5 again, sold out and wont be restocked.

gg (i have smile basic 4 anyway, and wasnt gonna pay $40)
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>>586392937
Crazy how retarded some people can be. It's not even going to enable piracy for a while if ever.
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>>586392689
It's just there to type a lot
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there's always a webkit unreleased right there
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kek
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do i need that pico switch thing with civ7? do i even care if i have smilebasic already?
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>>586392752
You can uninstall the update can't you?
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>>586393512
exactly zero iterations of webkit exploit and artemis engine vn exploit has code execution.

you have one twitter shitpost about some racing game webkit with rpc, but that means nothing without code execution.
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>>586393872
Yeah. Sure it just nags you afterwards though.
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>>586393872
>>586394028

nintendo can send you a version manifest forcing update to be required, if your console has downloaded that list, no, the game will literally refuse to start.

and uninstalling updates only not a thing, you can delete the whole game and re-insert cartridge, but wont do you any good if nintendo just flips it from v0 to whatever is latest as required retroactively
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just buy a mig switch to pirate civ 7
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>>586394114
Holy fuck.
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>>586394317
fyi the switch 1 was already like this, nintendo was ready but they got fucked in the ass twice anyway
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>>586394114
if you're not using 90dns you deserve this
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>>586393512
supernag
>>586393663
>pico
yes
having civ7 is another entry point for other switch 2s what if they find a bigger hack next month you'll be prepared, better to have an extra entry point
>>586394114
factory reset does nothing?
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>>586394846
why would factory reset accomplish anything? You think they didn't think of that?
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>>586394846
factory reset requires initializing through nintendos servers if you linked a nintendo account.

most people do, only person i know that hasn't, is my brother, who buys every game on cartridge and has never touched eshop or registered a nintendo account.

apparently such customers exist.
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>>586394668
>90dns
>he doesn't know
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anybody got a dump of kirby air riders? archive.org is down
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Should I bother buying Civ7 if I already have SmileBasic and the Seedsow demo save set up?
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>>586395113
>my brother, who buys every game on cartridge and has never touched eshop or registered a nintendo account.
based
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>>586380934
>Reddit spacing
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>>586395734
no, right now only smile basic 4 has fspwn implemented.

every other exploit, even the one gezine decided to humor us with, doesn't have that.
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>>586396960
>Gezine, I've been working on it pretty hard, really starting to get somewhere with it
>My goal is to write a generic ROP chain ideally.
>Just replace offsets and call it good
>I have half working fs exploit but heap grooming is ass so it doesn't achieve read write.
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what if i use my phone for a hotspot and delete all other wifi connections and keep airplane mode on
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>I have full FS read from webkit!
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>>586391329
Fuck I want someone to dump Orbitals so bad
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>>586398054
you can delete all internet settings but you need to setup 90dns when entering the settings again or you're screwed
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>>586398809
well yeah i can just add 90dns on the new connection if i need to use the internet again
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Should probably note this is likely the last 24 hours to sort your shit out as Nintendo does scheduled updates on Monday evenings, and one seems likely in the run up to OoT.

If Gezine is releasing shit then that kind of hints they've fixed the exploit, but we'll see.
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a guy on the discord is using the fs exploit on switch 1
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>>586399395
cool
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>>586399203
There's typically a few days where you still have online access without having to update, anyway.
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>>586399395
uncool
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>>586399395
a GUY on DISCORD?????
WHOA!!!!!!!
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>>586399395
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https://gbatemp.net/news/civswitch-offers-a-new-offline-entrypoint-for-switch-2-homebrew.686115/
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Ok guys I want to hear your suggestions. Local gamestop had civ 7 for switch in stock, bought the last one. Confirmed it is on 1.0. My switch2 is on firmware 20.1.1....should I upgrade to 23.0.1? Gezine repo doesn't list 20.1.1 as a tested fw but 20.1.1 doesn't have supernag.

As an aside, I do have an OOT Switch2 coming.
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I have a huge feeling the site I ordered the game from has a shitty stock update system and I'll be getting an email saying my order was cancelled tomorrow.
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anyone else just have smilebasic open permanently
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fire emblem playable with https://git.eden-emu.dev/Duck912/eden-fefw/releases
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>>586401851
don't update
supernag doesn't matter for smilebasic/civ 7 it's a webkit issue
but If your switch 2 ever touches ninty servers they can brick the game/entry point until you update firmware patching everything
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>>586401941
the third party one i bought from amazon already charged me but the fact that they didn't sell out yet definitely makes me think they're gonna refund me
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Wake me up when I can play the Ocarina remake on my PC with no lag or stutter.
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>>586402520
moar forks!!!
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You don't need CIV7 if you have smilebasic, right?
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>>586405367
civ7 is offline
maybe somehow you lose smilebasic idk
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>I would expect from the boot diagrams that you would need a psc compromise for emummc in the sense people think of it (exploitable low firmware booting into higher firmware emummc). Kernel certainly wouldn't be enough
some wishiwashi guy is talking about on discord
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No store near me has Civ 7 in stock so I guess I have to pass on it. I have that Drift Leauge 2 game installed but I guess that is also crap.
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So is this the Switch 1 or Switch 2 edition for CVII?
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>>586411897
switch 1
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>>586411973
What if yoh buy it and it makes you update? I'm already on the 23.0.1 firmware, so could I just download it from the shop?
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>>586412656
physical only
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>>586411897
Physical cartridge of the Switch 1 game on 1.0 firmware.
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Is the MicroSD Express update required to run the CVII hack?

From what I see, it's tested only on 20.4.0 and 23.0.1, but I'm on the lowest firmware possible (never touched my Switch 2) so I think I don't even have the ability to read MicroSD Express if I understood correctly.
I understand the exploit has not been tested on this lowest firmware yet (if yes please let me know), but I wonder if it's even feasible, because it looks to me that it could be possible, since this hack seems to only necessitate a pi pico 2, so no MicroSD Express, but maybe I misunderstood something.
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we'll get emulation/recomps before the fucking jb
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>>586413391
what do you mean we will we already got them
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>>586412737
>>586412751
>need a pico pi for 23.0.1
Good thing I didn't fomo into buying the game.
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>>586413806
that's only like $8
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>>586413806
$20! game and $10 microcontroller, SmileBasic went for $24.99
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>>586413885
I learned my lesson when I panic bought cubicninja and then like two days later the RXTools web browser exploit released. I'll just wait for a easier exploit to release.
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so sb4 demo works for FS or nah?
I'm deciding whether to go out and buy civ
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>>586414278
And now those that fomo boughg smilebasic are looking pretty foolish.
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>>586414628
How so? smilebasic exploit actually works.
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>>586414907
Doesn't that cause this "system nag" or something because of it's webbased exploit or something?
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I ain't paying for shit.

Which ironically means I will be paying for games going forward.
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>>586415419
Same, until an entry is found in a game I already own.
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>bought smilebasic
>bought civ7 for pickup from my local store (if the exploit goes nowhere i'll just cancel it)
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>>586418258
I ordered a 512gb Micro Express card for $89 about two days ago, and that is the extent of my purchasing anything new for a hack. I already physically own all the games I want, but I'm wanting to hack my Switch for emulator fun and patches for games like Xenoblade X where I can have 60fps without the ugly ai filter.
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what this
github com/smarkyie/NSP-Box
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>>586414278
>$20! game
That's expensive.
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>>586424395
yeah, i don't have $2432902008176640000
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They're coming for you, nigs
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Do I need to worry about supernag if I have both the SmileBasic Demo and the Seedsow Lullaby Demo?

I also have a modded Switch 1 if that's relevant to this. I don't see a guide for this shit anywhere.
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>>586390840
I unironically download all my roms off 4chan. learn how to search the usual place (the archives) seriously.
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>>586414278
microcontrollers are unironically 5 dollars or less off aliexpress and those ones are fucking reliable I have had my esp32 s3 plugged into my switch 2 for AEONS
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>>586428136
oot in 5 hours
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>>586437557
I always wonder wtf is left to update in Luma then you see shit like
>Can now change temp displays between C/F
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has anyone dumped switch 2 totk/botw yet? looking to see if i can bring their high(er) res assets to pc as a mod
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>>586439653
afaik we only have wants on the two internet archive pages and what other people have shared in the 4chin archives. until yesterday that fucking dumping tool couldn't even dump dlc or updates because it was completely. vibecoded.
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>>586439795
*what's
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>>586439795
fuck me i'll wait until known scene people release proper tools. i hope they aren't completely vibecoding those too
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Kinda regret not getting a 512GB sd card for my Switch 1. Would save me the trouble of deleting stuff and just have a near permanent library.
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>>586446158
name 3 games you play on a daily basis that take up more than 64 gigs total
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>>586437557
>storing extra settings in the mcu
idk, this seems like a good way to brick your console. i think mcu bricks are unrecoverable even with ntrboot.
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>oot early copies are now out in the wild
one of the more exciting /hbg/ street date leaks? especially for a console i don't own there are two phases to this boss fight
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>>586437557
I don't know about the rest of you but seeing how atmosphere got dumpstered I'm happy to see Luma still getting support in the big 2026.
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>attempt to do the pozzed save method
>turned off 90dns
>go to sysnand on my homebrew switch 1
>logged into the eshop for the 1st time in years
>tried to download seedsow lullaby demo
>couldn't find the demo from my account anywhere
>give up looking for it and attempting the pozzed method since i still have the seedsow lullaby demo and the smilebasic demo on my switch 2
>realized i accidentally left auto-update software on in the settings
>the switch automatically updated my pirated pokemon games and started preparing a load of other pirated games to get updates
>risk getting my homebrew switch banned for no reason and i didn't even get a pozzed switch 2 save file out of it
>mfw
How fucked am I?
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>>586450446
>smilebasic demo
>How fucked am I?
gigafucked nigga the demo doesn't even work
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>>586450564
How do I get the Seedsow Demo onto my Switch 1 from an account that has it then? There's still time before my Switch 1 gets the axe.
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>>586450564
Not that guy and I don't even have a Switch 2, but I've heard 2 separate things regarding this.
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Pokopia Runs at 60 FPS on PS5 Jailbreak
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>>586453856
I would be more surprised if it didnt
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Errrmm hurry up I wann play gaems for free :D
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>>586453856
Does it run as good on PC?
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It's almost impressive how this general manages to have more troons and indians than any other general on the site. You would think it would be one of the generals on a porn board or /vt/.
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Is it possible to run pirated games on Switch 2 yet, or is it just AI sloppers and their shitty not-emulators so far?
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>>586456968
/utg/ is worse
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>>586456968
There's significantly less schizoidals that frequent this general in comparison to /agdg/ or /sp/ so that makes it better by default
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>>586458657
We still do have some real FREAKS here though
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>>586447961
...
. . .
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>>586447961
Kingdom Hearts
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>>586456163
yes, it is easily the least demanding game tested by everyone. If you can play switch 1 games, you can play this one without issues.
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the tranny artemis engine exploit leaker released a not-exploit for the artemis engine games.

hillarious shitpost
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>>586459352
It was originally designed as a switch 1 game and then nintendo decided to make it switch 2 exclusive at the last minute. Do you think anyone is working to get it ported into a nsp for the switch?
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My city’s entire stock of Civ7 at GameStop has sold out and eBay listings are already reaching $100. What is wrong with y’all
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>>586460447
well, there's an nsp of it in the archive right now.
still there last time I checked

haven't tested it out tho
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>>586457985
>or is it just AI sloppers and their shitty not-emulators so far?
That's all you're going to see from the current exploit for a long while.
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>>586460825
they aren't aware you can use the mig switch

gezine literally said so, and you can get the mig switch cheaper than that on aliexpress
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>>586460447
there was apparently some people backporting it but dunno the source of that. There's a pokopia nsp floating around. Same size as the normal dump.
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>Koei Tecmo releases Pokopia
>It's so lightweight that it can be ported back to an NS1 and run pretty well
>Gamefreak releases a Pokemon game on the current generation console
>It starts shitting itself so hard that the whole game starts stalling
>The backgrounds look worse than PS1 textures
KEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>586461370
Unless there is an actual backport I don't know how much I'd trust just installing that nsp on my switch. Would it even load? Would I fucked up my emunand? I'd feel better if someone else tried it and reported back.
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>>586462417
wouldn't it be simpler to try to run it as if in one of the switch 1 normal emulators? no need to risk your hardware
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>>586389292
Kind of a pricy game..
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>>586462662
it wasn't pricy. it's just that 5 minutes after gezine made the announcement all the scalpers jumped in and started buying
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>>586462662
got mine fairly cheap within 15 minutes of the announcement it's in the mail now
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>>586463254
you can get the mig switch below scalper prices, so dont worry too mucha bout that

on aliexpress it's listed as

"New Game Solution NS Portable Video Game Accessory - R6/V2 Button with MicroTF/SD Card Slot for Video Changing-over"

or just search R6/V2
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>>586462662
>>586463254
If you live in Ameriga, it's still $20 on Walmart and Amazon's websites
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>>586463254
>>586463398
I don't think the store pages I'm looking at upped the price, they just never lowered them.
Unfortunately we don't have Amazon in Norway.
I'd have to pay 70 bucks for this switch 1 game which is probably not worth.
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>>586462495
I'd rather play it on my switch. If the emulator is my only option then I'd rather not bother.
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>>586463784
for testing purposes anon
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>>586463784
i bought pokopia for my switch 2, game key cartridge.

i completed the main story and side story, team rocket spaceship launched, saw end credits.

sold it for 85% of what i paid second-hand.


guess who is doing the same thing for OoT remake?
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>>586463784
the point of the emulator is to test whether or not it functions. so you might not remember this but a few years ago people were making malware that deliberately bricked switches so during leak season a lot of emulatorfags would first download then test on an emulator first before cfwfags would download them.
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>>586463914
Didn't someone say the nsp for pokopia already runs fine on the emulator?
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>>586464227
I only know that the NSP of Pokopia is floating around. I myself have only tested the dump with the Eglantine fork that makes Pokopia work perfectly on Windows. I saw footage of Pokopia and Kart on Switch 1 but those claims on hardware are uncertain to me as they could've been something like moonlight/streaming. What I suggested to you was to test the NSP on a regular switch 1 emulator without anything added to it, if it works there then it should work on hardware is what I'm thinking.
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retard here. is it safe to use a mig switch now? i thought it was an instant ban
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>>586466207
>thought it was an instant ban
it is
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>>586466802
it's not really a stand-in for civ 7 on cartridge then, is it? only if you're already banned?
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>>586466885
or don't care about online
people want psc compromise for emummc so all the switch 2 games forever can be dumped
mig is a guarantee since more could be made
civ 7 is gonna get rare
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https://x.com/herculabs/status/2116973146406563912
Vaugeposting spics
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>>586467447
Mexicans and Indians are in a competitive race for Switch 2 hacks for some reason.
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>>586437557
I hate these faggots. All this retarded shit that nobody asked for, you can't opt out of, and is buggy and breaks shit.
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>try Civ7 because I'm on a low firmware
>gets to 25/87 lines and then starts fucking up
>try on patched switch at 23.0.1
>even worse
Is it just my cable that's fucked? It's for use with my camera (what else has a microusb these days), so I thought it would be fast enough. I wish I knew enough about microcontrollers to slow down the pico firing rate.
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>Civ7 sold out everywhere
>Scalpers want 100€+ for it
Damn it. But I think AI will help us find a new entrypoint fast.
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feels good I can transfer save files between ps5/pc games
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Has anyone actually tested it on current firmware?
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>archive taken down

Does anyone have a link for Mario Tennis Fever?
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>>586480832
nxbrew has started uploading switch 2 games with "emulation" tag
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>>586482526
There's no Mario Tennis Fever
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>>586480832
tennis wasnt ever in the archive, none of the people who dump stuff owns anything but mainline games

fire emblem, splatoon raiders, pokopia, mario kart world bananza, and soon to be ocarina of time

dump saturation is going to be a problem going forward, ain't nothing gonna be dumped new lmao, because only smile basic 4 has the fspwn exploit so far, every single other "exploit release" basically read between lines message basically goes "here's the unfinished exploit, now its your turn to implement the fs exploit chain into it! ha ha!!"
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are kirby air riders and cyberpunk undumped? I think those are the only switch 2 games I have besides the popular ones
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>>586482708
It was in the archive just not in the torrent
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>>586482708
that's true for every other system in the past, they just fall into oblivion cause as you said it's "uuuh now do the rest, aka what actually matters, yourself lole!"

>>586482919
i don't think i've seen kirby yet, and i doubt anyone dumped cyberpunk
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>>586467447
>>586314050
>baby's first dns spoof
been known since day 1
clout is a helluva drug, so bad these drooling retards keep popping up like fucking cancer
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>>586483367
yeah, which is while smile basic 4 exploit which is unstable as hell to get going, is the only one that will exist for forseable feature

both gezine and the transexual alula released "exploits" that don't have the exploit part that matters (fspwn) and you have redditors and people on twitter posting their consoles running their shit as if it's some sort of accomplishment, when it doesn't even have the exploit part implemented...
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>>586483510
again that's nothing new, i myself remember jumping on the userland train on 3DS cause i couldn't get to the piracy exploits. Which happened a few months later anyway, but that's another story, the point is there's always people doing stuff and then hoping for the best
like i never got a switch 2 cause i was betting on emulation instead, and that somehow happened before being able to run the games on the system itself, moral of the story is that hopeCHADS always win in the end
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when are we going to be able to play pirated games?
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>>586488016
on emulator only for switch 2, we aren't getting anything like loadiine, because there's exactly zero competent people working on anything, just LLM agents.

no one has unfucked the only working smile basic 4 exploit, and no one is going to either, as with the other exploits, those ones wont get FS exploit chain implemented.
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>>586488403
Out of interest, why haven't more games been dumped?
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>>586488403
>no one is going to either
fuck off retard
stuckpixel and gezine say they are working on it
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I trust the plan
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How good is xbox 360, gamecube and switch emulation on ps5? is it worth it?
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>>586489550
yea the ps5 is more than powerful enough
you could do it on linux or on the ps os
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>>586488971
they say a lot of things, yet it's not going to turn out to be true.

>>586488831
limited amount of people have smile basic 4.
limited amount of people have money to buy games
the games more people are likely to own gets dumped.
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>>586490182
thx
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>>586488403
>>586490182
>nothing ever happens i say!
><thing> happens
>well uhhh nothing will ever happen from this point forward i say!
don't you get tired of doing this bit?
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>>586490731
nothing has happend so far, and nothing ever happens.

if and/or when something does happen, it is not what was proposed would hypothetically happen, thus does not contradict the statement that, in this specific case, it won't happen. There's of course the chance of something else happening, but probability is low.
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>>586490851
things only happens when i want them to:
i didn't want to buy a switch 2 so i didn't, and now i can pirate(emulate) the games while those with a switch 2 can't
I am the thing happener
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>>586488403
>anything like loadiine
and thank fuck for that, their faggotry around dlc was insufferable. I'm so glad we don't have people like that shitting things up anymore.
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>>586490731
he got frownbasic4 instead amirite
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So smile basic is a no go?
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>>586502363
By the time you can actually do anything worthwhile with your switch there will be an alternative to smilebasic. Just stay on 23.0.1 for now. You really don't have to do anything else.
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>>586504772
installing Seedsow Lullaby demo is probably a good idea in case that becomes a proper entrypoint
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>>586504772
there wont be an alternative to smile basic 4, the various LLM agents are being just asked "port the smile basic 4 FS exploit to civ7/artemis engine" and wont understand what that means.

you're getting smile basic 4 and smile basic 4 only fs exploit.

it might be optimized and un-slopped at best, but the other methods, nah, none of the competent people gonna develop that, just like nobody developed the exploits that was viable up until 8.1.0 for booting into atmosphere from sysnand

>>586505328
it wont be, it requires at least one exploit to get to stage to where you are able to launch a theoretical exploit from it.

need hacked switch 1 // smile basic 4 to even get to point where you can seedsow lullaby hax, and the only hax so far for that is by transexual alula who is just an attentionwhore shitposter who didn't implement the FS exploit, just like gezine with civ7, two exploits from two people doing absolutely nothing, as neither does the thing you want or care about.
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>>586505583
what's so special about smilebasic that means only it can run the fs exploit?
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Crazy that it's easier to pirate Switch 2 games on PS5 than it is a Switch 2.
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>>586505796
it's the literal only one with a functional implementation of it, in public space, against the will of the RE mafia, who would never have leaked it.
that's what makes it special, the other ones don't have it, and they didn't even try to have them have it, they released unfinished exploit and called it a day.
the switch RE scene intentionally didn't develop other exploit vectors for switch 1, despite several was found, one viable up until 19.0.0
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>>586505583
>it might be optimized and un-slopped at best, but the other methods, nah, none of the competent people gonna develop that, just like nobody developed the exploits that was viable up until 8.1.0 for booting into atmosphere from sysnand
You're a retard.
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>>586506248
you can disagree all you want, but the facts and reality don't align with your point of view, they intentionally hoard attack vectors and make sure the public don't get hands on them
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I like how the Switch 2 upgrade for Civ 7 is suddenly on sale.
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>>586505583
one guy is actually doing the work of understanding the slop and converting it to a more human friendly format
he's been at it all week though
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>>586506580
No shit, reiswitched trannies even banned the guy who released this exploit because he didn't jerk their girldicks off enough
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got my 4th flamewar ban from /v/ because god forbid someone has a indifferent opinion
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>>586511026
Did you have a different opinion or did you retard chimp out by calling everyone a shill/nigger/jew?
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>>586511267
Found the nigger jew shill.
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Is there a point to doing anything further if I already have the SmileBasic demo and the Seedsow demo installed? I have my Switch 2 on internet lockdown and I haven't done anything else to it yet, but I keep on hearing about needing to have an exploit set up to truly be futureproof.

Why should I try to exploit it now rather than later when shit settles down and becomes streamline and less brick-risky?
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>>586511792
>Why should I try to exploit it now rather than later when shit settles down and becomes streamline and less brick-risky?
because then you'd be sure it's working before Nintendo releases an update

i have the full smilebasic4 so im not bothering to try it until an update is released so i know i can't download any more games onto my switch 2 for hacking
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>>586512598
Couldn't you just stay offline and exploit when you need to? I thought SmileBasic and Seedsow doesn't need anymore interaction with Nintendo's servers after downloading these.
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>>586506580
>listen to actual hackers that say smilebasic will not be necessary over time
>or one retard in /hbg/
hmmmm
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>>586511501
Wrong order try again
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>>586512858
yeah, but what if you forgot something and you only notice when running the exploit? if you ran it now you'd notice it now and could potentially address it before Nintendo releases an update
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nup status?
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I have a Switch 2 on 22.5, without the SD Express files. Should I update? I have CIV VII coming my way just in case
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>>586518270
My nups are erect
https://github.com/Djihads80/Eglantine/releases#release-build-135
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>>586520060
Does it fucking cache everything to the ssd it's literally unusable
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>>586520060
>repack monkey banana
>still crashes when trying to load game
sasuga satanic faggot dev
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>>586520060
>started by developer Camille LaVey
that's a man too isn't it
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>>586521775
We need these levels of autism and mental illness to compete with AI, so just let it be for now.
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>>586522046
>troons are suddenly okay now
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>>586522241
it's more like nothing changed anyway really
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How long does it take to nut a nup? I've been stuck in preparing for 10 minutes now. Game is FE 3HRT 2
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>>586522241
>>586524954
It's more like people are tired of scapegoating trannies that are less than 1% of the population. I don't care what they do, I don't care if they're developers in the scene either. I want my hacks. And like the other anon said, AI is 100x times more destructive then they will ever possibility be.
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>>586525772
>destructive
mald
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>>586525772
Billionaires are less than 1% of the population too, but it doesn't stop you from bitching about them non-stop, disingenuous troon.
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>>586525625
Eh I don't really care about spoilers anon, I coped through the entirety of all of 3HRT's routes + 3 copes and found 0 enjoyment in the plot.
Spoil me on which units to avoid using instead, I might do a semi-blind ironman.
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>>586525978
AI is unquestionably destructive. It's ruining the economy (it was already ruined but this is an accelerant) and draining the water supply for nothing but fake investor money that's gonna pop. It helped with Switch 2 hacks and decompiles but that's not what the tech industry wants and they are already trying to stop it. You're in the minority if you actually think AI is great.
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>>586526428
>AI is bad because it stole my job
>but it's okay if AI steals your job!
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>>586526653
Unironically yes. What comes around goes around.
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>>586526781
>learn2code repeated ad nauseam by commie journalists a decade ago against coal miners losing their jobs
Indeed.
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has someone actually experience any kind of performance by using NUP over the folder format?
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>>586526653
troons never understand that if they were likable and easy to work with, AI wouldn't steal their job so easily
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>>586527186
>troons never understand that if they were likable and easy to work with
Absolutely everyone would be likeable and easy to work with if they are paid better. It's the cheat code for more effective labor.
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>>586527731
>It's the cheat code for more effective labor.
Thanks for the endorsement for AI.
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>>586527858
Enjoy your tech feudalism.
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>>586527060
Computers in general prefer reading 1 large file rather than hundreds of small ones.
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>>586528385
Thanks slowbro zoomer, I've been living in it for over a decade now.
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>>586528412
I mean for sure, I just can't test it right now so I am wondering if anyone here has seen the numbers go up even if a bit. The example in the post mentions that a radeon iGPU got as much as 5 FPS for example.
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>>586488831
VENOM is the main supplier of switch dumps and so far they don't seem to release any switch 2 ones
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>>586526428
do you think that when water's consumed it literally disappears from existence?
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>>586531171
It's like drinking it, it goes away forever, duh. Haven't you ever heard of the WATER CYCLE
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>>586459278
>t.
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>>586520060
REDUMP EVERYTHING
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FEFW frame rate doubled on emu in less than 24 hours
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>>586535867
I told Claude to double the frame rate with no mistakes.
And he actually did it the absolute madman.
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>>586531171
That's an incredibly ignorant argument. About as ignorant as saying water is wasted on people when datacenters need it more (something these people have actually said).
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>>586536354
that's all it takes really
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>>586526428
>draining the water supply
Stop getting your news from Twitter headlines. Datacenters account for less than 0.1% of freshwater use (agriculture is 70%+), and almost all the "water footprint" you read about is just grid power plants boiling steam. You evaporate more water streaming 4K video for an hour.
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>>586539041
>agriculture wastes water
Think about what you said for a minute.
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>>586540252
>waste
read his post again nigger
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>>586540252
>>586540252
Point to where I typed the word "waste", you disingenuous faggot.
Ironic that you hate AI when you hallucinate harder than it. Nobody said "waste," it's called scale. You claimed AI is "draining the water supply," got shown datacenters use 0.1% of global water, and had to make up a strawman because your argument died.
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>>586526428
I can smell your festering wound from here, just get unemployed already you useless tranny.
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I get that this place is really only talking about switch 2 modding, but I homebrewed my ps5 and am playing eroge on it and I just think that's neat.
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>>586541789
Congratulations, you finally have access to games beyond FIFANBACOD.
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>>586541789
PS5 is probably the best way to have a hacked Switch 2 right now.
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>>586541789
>am playing eroge on it
which?
if you mean you did the steam thing then don't bother replying
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>>586542303
Yeah I kinda regert not buying a piss5 pro at launch. Much too late now
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>>586541140
Comparing the need of water in agriculture to data centers is like asking whether food or a picture of food is more important. That's why. Purely making the implication alone is malicious.
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>>586541140
Can you source the 0.1%? I look forward to it not coming from an AI company.

Are you going to move with your parents next to a datacenter? I hear the housing is cheap and the cancer levels are super high for your smooth brain
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>Pikmin 4 SW2 is still 30fps
What was the fucking point?
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Slow to the game boys, civ is sold out everywhere.

Can i just not use my cfw switch 1 to pirate civ instead?
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>>586550947
Sure, no obvious flaws there.
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>>586550680
Even without knowing that I asked what the fucking point was of the switch 2 version.
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where's atmosfeces for switch2?
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>>586557480
two more weeks
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alert: new dumps at nx
dunno where the fuck they got them from tho
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>>586520774
>>586520060
Am I getting fucking old? Why is everything getting fucking worse?
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>>586561498
Make something better yourself with your programming knowledge and LLM tokens, stupid crybaby faggot.
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>>586562000
The AI slop as written by turdworlders who know nothing is the whole reason why they are streaming from the SSD to begin with rather than using the fucking RAM and vram which doesn't have a limited write/read lifespan and introducing all sorts of hacks rather than emulating like they should be emulating, are you fucking stupid or brain damaged?
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>>586562372
Like I said, demigod caucasoid, make something better yourself with your programming knowledge and LLM tokens, stupid crybaby faggot nigger. Do you need me to repeat myself again or is that enough?
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>>586562372
even more shit is the jeets can have LLM watch real devs commits then snipe and copy features into their own slop
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is pokemon SV fixed yet
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>>586562516
>implying that I give a shit that your SSDs are getting eaten by bad code while I am playing on real hardware
Not my fucking problem anymore. Grow a pair of balls and hold the devs accountable to actual standards.
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>>586563372
lol
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>age of imprisongay is 44gb
for what purpose
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>>586564045
>not gayge of imprisonment
come on anon
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>>586564045
Full UHD yaoi scenes
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>>586566908
>seller hasn't shipped my copy
I'm losing my gourd
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>>586567029
Who is the seller?
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>>586567029
same and I bought from fucking gamestop, just ship my shit assholes
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>switch 2 arriving in a few days
>switch 1 modchip about to ship
It's all coming together
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ounce of nuts
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reminder no proper exploit coming for switch 2, it's all just upvote farming half-finished stuff
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>>586579017
grok will finish it
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looking good we'll get the day 1 patch for oot
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>>586584919
question is if firmware update releases before most people get hands on the game
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>>586585340
I mean anyone looking to dump this game won't update their consoles
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>>586585734
just imagine how many retards bought the game digitally, and don't understand for the titlekey to be downloaded to unlock the game, they have to connect online

same with any theoretical day 1 update, has to be downloaded from nintendos servers.
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I love my New Nintendo 3DS XL (Pearl White)
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>>586588579
I wish they made nice custom cases for those
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>>586592469
>$125 dollarydoos
>big PRE-ORDER NOW across the front of retail packaging
>no disc included
no way this is real
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>>586592650
the full version of the game is $160
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eglantine
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>>586592723
>>586592650
Preordering the backport for 13.60 right now
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>>586592723
Actually it's going to be $0
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yet another half-finished exploit has been released (no FS exploit implemented)

https://github.com/Luminger/balatro-switch-rce
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>>586607915
I don't hate vibe coding but can a human at least write the readme?
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Anybody know any other site to get the switch 2 roms besides nxbrew? Meant to grab Air Riders from the archive but it got taken down before that
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>>586607915
but with that one you can't play balatro anymore
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>>586607915
boughted
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>>586611598
it's not ported to latest update which is 1.0.5

but tl:dr porting notes:
https://github.com/Luminger/balatro-switch-rce/blob/main/src/bl/offsets.lua

in the update exefs

present at:
0x2b1030

mod0 at:
0x374060

every other address referenced is in the sdk .nso0


memcpy
ldrb inside of:
std::moneypunct_byname<char,true>::do_negative_sign
_ZNKSt3__117moneypunct_bynameIcLb1EE16do_negative_signEv
0x5224e0
got_memcpy
__memcpy_device
memcpy
0x59e67c


sock_init
_ZN2nn6socket10InitializeEPvmmi
nn::socket::Initialize
0x14d960
socket
_ZN2nn6socket6SocketEiii
nn::socket::Socket
0x14d4c0
bind
_ZN2nn6socket4BindEiPK8sockaddrj
nn::socket::Bind
0x14d3b0


cant be assed to do the rest
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If Atmosphere gets ported to the Switch 2 will I be able to use it online? I still have my Switch 2 capable of being jailbroken I just don't see the point of doing it.
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>>586613893
it cant be ported to switch 2 so your question is kind of pointless

that would require keys and/or bootloader hax, we only have FS hax, so at best you'll get is what FS is capable of.
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>>586614002
It's really funny that Ocarina of Time is able to be ripped but that seems to be it's only purpose. I'll be able to actually play games if I connect online so I'm doing that.
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>>586613815
it mentions the cardridge siwtch 1 version tho?
explain furhte
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>>586614479
ask grok or some chinese LLM, i'm not going to elaborate.

continue what I was doing and it'll work for the latest update from eshop and digital version of the game.

Balatro[0100CD801CE5E000][US][v0].nsp
Balatro[0100CD801CE5E800][US][v851968].nsp
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>>586614261
you can play the dumped games with emulators, i'm playing pokopia and hyrule warriors myself
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>>586615363
non-shit performance for hyrule warriors?

if yes i am interested
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I paid 50 dollars for Pokopia
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>>586615521
depends what you mean by nonshit, it probably runs the same as it does on switch 2 for me (aka 60fps with few enemies, and then it drops when more enemies show up), but it's not like i have a super gamer pc
real issues with switch 2 emulation right now seems to be mostly graphical glitches, but they're getting ironed out by the hour. Like pokopia as far as i've seen is perfectly playable
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>>586616493
>he boughted
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>>586616493
waitCHADS win again
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>>586615363
Nice. Even more of a reason not to mess with my Switch 2 then. I refused to get Pokopia because of the game key card bullshit so might play it now.
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>>586607915
>>586613815
claude agreed until it didn't


here's some more

memcpy base=0x5947b0 upd=0x5224e0 sz 0x2e4/0x2c0 bytes_identical=False
nifm_init base=0x38cca0 upd=0x3a3100 sz 0x8/0x8 bytes_identical=True
nifm_submit_now base=0x38dc40 upd=0x3a4130 sz 0x44/0x44 bytes_identical=False
nifm_ip base=0x38d9c0 upd=0x3a3ed0 sz 0x80/0x80 bytes_identical=False
sock_init base=0x147b70 upd=0x14d960 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
socket base=0x147700 upd=0x14d4c0 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
bind base=0x1475f0 upd=0x14d3b0 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
listen base=0x147680 upd=0x14d440 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
accept base=0x1475d0 upd=0x14d390 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
recv base=0x147550 upd=0x14d310 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
send base=0x147590 upd=0x14d350 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
close base=0x147750 upd=0x14d510 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
setsockopt base=0x1476a0 upd=0x14d460 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
poll base=0x147790 upd=0x14d550 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
fcntl base=0x147840 upd=0x14d600 sz 0xa0/0xa0 bytes_identical=False
sock_error base=0x147a60 upd=0x14d820 sz 0x4/0x4 bytes_identical=False
launder base=0x76410 upd=0x78a10 sz 0x50/0x58 bytes_identical=False
fiber_switch base=0x135cd4 upd=0x13d3b4 sz 0x78/0x78 bytes_identical=True
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>>586620283
lmao, bodied that freak
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>>586622302
>>586614597
>>586607915

https://pastebin.com/3KjAR21G

full balatro-hax for latest update balatro has on switch 1 (don't buy switch 2 version)
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>CIV 7 switch shipped
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>>586624034
civ7 switch no longer needed, you can get switch 1 version of balatro on eshop for $15

>>586623775
latest update supported
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>>586624034
>Dear Customer
>We're sorry you received an empty package by accident
>We aim to resolve this problem by issuing a full refund
>We hope to do business with you again soon
>Be sure to check out Civ 7 on Switch, now only $299
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>>586624210
The whole thing was that CIV 7 is an offline method. I already had smileBASIC and am on 23.0.1. I'm not buying another title to get this thing hacked. I'd rather just buy games legit if it's going to keep costing money.
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>>586624458
funny you say that, because ain't shit gonna go anywhere but for emulator boys, so you might as well buy every game.
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>>586624446
You shut your whore mouth, lol.
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>>586624034
>three days later, still not shipped
it's so over for me
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You can't pirate with this stuff anyway, why buy a garbage game for emulators.
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>>586625497
The same things were said during the PS4 and PS5 days. Then stuff like StarWars racer came out and led to hacks that way.
Also, I bought cubicNinja in US and JP versions for both of my n3DSes. I also bought Gateway for my n3DS and put up with that.
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>>586609154
you can, just select a different user
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>>586624458
I wanted to unironically buy Civ 7 for the Switch 2 so it's funny to see the price go up. Haven't played a Civ game in ages and it probably isn't as good as Civ V but the mouse functionality seemed cool.
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>>586627023
mouse functionality is for the switch 2 version

it's the switch 1 version that has exploit
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>>586626307
PS5 and PS4 actually have use cases when hacked. A hacked Switch 2 just sounds like an inferior gaming handheld and I don't even think it's cost effective.
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Not even sure why I want to hack the switch. I dont even pirate games on pc anymore cuz I like having them on my steam library... have I fallen victim of the system bros...
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steam os switch 2 wen
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>>586627118
Oh I missed out on nothing then. I thought that version would be the only way to get it physically and the Switch 2 update would be free but Nintendo doesn't operate that way.
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buy balatro, add savehax to it with smile basic 4, since it's less likely to get nuked from eshop than all the VN demos?

or just keep on as it is, as balatrohax cant be patched out by ninty firmware update, i checked and it's linked to the per-game sdk version.
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>>586627245
Pretty much how I'm feeling. I'll just buy any new game.
Recomps of old games are nice but it's also so overwhelming right now I can't bring myself to get into it. There's like 15 different bloodborne or breath of the wild ports. Feels like I'm going to spend all my time trying to actually find a setup a good recomp only to not play it, like when you spend 5 hours installing mods for a game.
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I have smilehax and civ 7
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>>586627245
The only thing I really care about is being able to back up and edit saves. Even with a hacked Switch 1 the most pirating I ever did was playing Pokemon a week early.
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>>586627245
>cuz I like having them on my steam library
add them to the library then?

>>586627790
you can use this https://github.com/tgeorgiadis/quiver-launcher
but yeah, i'm just waiting myself too
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>>586627183
They're all consoles. They have a few exclusives and then ports. PS4/5 have ports on them that are probably worth grabbing since no denuvo. Switch 2, for me, is worth it since I didn't get a hacked switch 1.
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Is the pokopia nsp flying around somewhere or do I have to convert my download of pokopia into a nsp myself now?
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>>586629114
Don't think they've released the tool to make a playable nsp yet. Unless you mean the nup, which is everywhere.
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>>586631328
>Don't think they've released the tool to make a playable nsp yet
they did, but that one also does NUPs. Which seems like it's gonna be the switch2 roms name? i wanted nsp2 fuck
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>>586632095
NUPs are unencrypted so are a different thing.
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>>586628587
If you already have a Switch 2 and don't intend to use it for anything but single player it's okay. Unless there's a way to make the Switch 2 actually portable it really does seem inferior than its competitors. A jailbroken PS5 can play just about any game in existence by comparison and still keeps the convenience factor. Maybe in a few years when the Switch 2 has actual games that can't be ran in 60 FPS on an mid-tier gaming PC I can see the appeal.
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>>586632615
if ps5 cane play every game in existence, can you link me to somewhere i can get phantom blade zero for jb ps5? can i get a dk bonanza with emulator for ps5 too?
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Alright lads, who's ready to try loading other extracted games over demos and other titles, a-la layeredFS piracy method?

https://github.com/SebaaMG/ns2jb-modloader
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>>586633552
Bananza looks like it will be soon. If you don't want to jailbreak either it makes sense, but buying a Switch 2 just to jailbreak it feels so pointless. Just get any gaming handheld and run the Switch 2 games there.
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>>586633552
retard-kun?
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>>586632615
I bought 2 Switch 2's on launch, one to keep for hacks. One to keep legit for the kids and wife.
None of them play the Switch 2, they all went back to the Switch 1 and play it online since they are bored of Donkey Kong, Mario Kart and pokemon.
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>>586634615
my ps5 is already jb. i just want what you said. the two games i want to play, assuming gta6 doesnt get backported, are those two. even pb0 isnt cracked on pc yet, just that dumb hv shit
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>>586557480
in 5 hours
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FS exploit when
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any idea when the files for ocarina will be out? I know that some people have received the game early. I remember in the past the files have leaked before the game actually releases, might not be the case with this one.
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>>586636948
>>586636074
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>>586627245
read this in sexstelle's voice
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>>586634882
That sounds right. I don't let the kids touch the Switch 2 because of how overpriced and flimsy it feels. I only bought one having never bought the Switch 1 and I still feel like it was a bad decision. Ocarina of Time remake looking kind of mid and uninspired too.
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>>586632095
Link? Also do you need keys or anything to generate the nsp?
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>>586549468
>purely making the implication alone is malicious
Cry more, drama queen. None of the posts said that a GPU is more important than food. You claimed AI is "draining the water supply," which is a claim about volume. If a sector uses 0.01% of a resource, it is physically impossible for it to drain anything. Learn what scale is.

>>586549565
>Can you source the 0.1%? I look forward to it not coming from an AI company.
IEA (International Energy Agency) 2024 datacenter report and UN FAO (United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization) water data. Neither of them sell LLMs, if the names don't make it obvious enough.
>global water withdrawal: ~4000 billion m3
>all datacenters on earth combined: ~0.56 billion m3
Do the math, it is literally 0.014%. I was being generous when I gave you 0.1% lmao
Now where is your peer-reviewed source showing datacenters give people cancer? Funny how you demand citations for basic public arithmetic, but pull schizo Facebook-tier radiation myths completely out of your ass. Post the medical paper showing server fans cause tumours or shut up.
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>>586634339
so we already have switch 2 piracy on switch 2, funny
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>>586640103
Your replied to posts nearly 20 hours old, no one gives a shit about debating you over this.
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>>586640103
https://www.sciencealert.com/one-quarter-of-data-centers-are-located-in-water-stressed-areas-study-shows


Weird how you didnt link the study and it’s from two years ago, not today. Weird. Almost like you’re either a troll, a fucking idiot, or doing this because your ai gf told you to.

Here’s one saying its killing people by taking their fresh water.

Here’s one saying 1 trillion gallons of water are being used by ai data centers.

https://magazine.watertoday.org/news/ai-data-centers-water-consumption-one-trillion-liters-data-center-cooling-architecture-ai-constraints-scacedaily-analysis-data-center-water-use-2026


It’s also weird how your withdrawl number is the entire planet’s water and not the % of fresh water living things use. Almost like its in bad faith.


Here’s an article about a study about ai datacenters causing an increase in cancer already. They havent been around long enough for a deep study but the toxins and pollution cause it.

https://futurism.com/cancer-ai-data-centers

I look forward to your bad faith reply, filled with insults.
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>>586641183
saar there are dry cooling data centers now
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>drink cold water
>piss hot water
>repeat daily
Am I a datacenter too?
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I want to be in a good position for future homebrew when the method has matured a bit.

What should i do?

Currently i have :
Switch 2 23.01
Switch 1 cfw'd
SS lullabye game.

I havent done any modifications beyond that.

I wanna just keep my switch offline until the time comes to implemennt any hack,

Should i do anything else?
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>>586642783
To a tech CEO you are, but an unprofitable one. You should fix that or Altman will come for your ram.
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Emulation question but what's the best switch emulator to use now and where to get it? I want to test a switch 2 nsp on it.
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>>586645540
just use the "new" switch 2 piracy container "NUP" with https://github.com/Djihads80/Eglantine

that or whichever other fork of the same thing

https://git.eden-emu.dev/Takoroka/eden-nx2/src/branch/eden-nx2
https://git.eden-emu.dev/Franseven/PokeDinner-a-Eglantine-Fork
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>Merge changes/fork them and improve the main emulator?
>No, I'm too much of an attention seeking faggot so I'll just make my own vibecoded version instead
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>>586646385
the main eden repository even opened up ai PR's and said they will accept switch 2 stuff

instead everyone vibecoding in their own repository, it's funny as shit
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>>586645936
So I want to see if I can back port pokopia to switch 1 since it was originally a switch 1 game.
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I just want one hybrid system that can play everything and isn't a bulky piece of shit and isn't tied to my work like my phone is
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>>586646907
https://x.com/touhoufagyuri
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>>586646385
the vibecoded version made the games work, i'll take that one
t. has been emulating pokopia for a few days now
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>>586648067
>>586646385
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>>586648318
>>586648067
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>>586648516
>>586648318
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Claude, tell these fags to shut up, make no mistakes.
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https://x.com/wndrfell/status/2117701768901808509
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>>586647140
You retarded faggot. If the nsp runs on the switch 1 emulator it should run natively on the switch.
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Here's Pokopia PC
https://github.com/drakolordx7/pokopia-recomp
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zelda dumpy status?
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>>586652449
hyrule warriors has been dumped yesterday
:^)
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>>586652449
Only a front view so far.
Rear view will confirm dumpy status
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>>586652174
>shaders take 2 hours to compile
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i just want to be able to add and remove games from the NSO emulators
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>>586653714
What's stopping you?
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>>586641183
You just proved you didn't even read your own links, bud.

>claims ScienceAlert says datacenters are "killing people"
Nowhere in that Carnegie study does it say a single person was killed or died of thirst. It found that 75% of datacenters are NOT in water stressed areas, and the remaining 25% are in places with seasonal water gaps during at least one month of the year (like building in Phoenix). That's a local zoning issue, not AI draining the planet.

>confuses gallons and litres
Your second link literally has "one-trillion-liters" in the URL, but you typed "1 trillion gallons." 1 trillion litres is 264 billion gallons. You inflated your own source by 4x because you can't read. Even if you hadn't made that mistake, 1 trillion litres is 1 billion m3, which means datacentres use 0.025% of global freshwater. You cited a source that proved my exact point.

>thinks 4000 km3 is the entire planet's water
Are you actually this uneducated? The total water on Earth is 1.386 billion km3 (mostly oceans). 4000 km3 is strictly the annual human freshwater withdrawal from rivers, lakes, and aquifers according to the UN. If 4000 km3 was all the water on Earth, humanity would drink the planet dry in twelve months.

>posts Futurism for the cancer claim
Did you even read past the headline? The unreviewed Caltech paper linked in the article isn't about server racks or living next to a datacenter. It's a theoretical model about air pollution from coal and gas power plants that supply electricity to the grid. The researcher in your own article explicitly says the smoke travels hundreds of miles across the country, not to people living next to the building. By that logic, turning on an AC unit gives you cancer because it pulls grid power.

Every single link you posted destroyed your own argument. Thanks, I guess.
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>>586654208
i dont know how to and i want to let someone else pay claude to work it out
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it's out.
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>>586652034
Actually read it nigger, someone already did backporting of it and it ran like shit
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where
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How long into the life of the 3ds did it get hacked? Just curious since people were comparing the switch 1 and 2 hack times. rxtools for switch 2 when?!?
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>>586655235
Nintendo wouldn't be able to add games themselves if it hadn't been possible since day 1
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>>586656602
just because nintendo know how to do it doesn't mean i do anon
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>app layer switch 2 exploit
So totally pointless? Does anyone expect this to progress to kernel?
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>>586656371
i think around a year or so, with stuff like gateway
software exploits came like a year later, in 2015ish, and by 2017 it was completely wide open
>tfw i've been on this general for almost 11 years now
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>>586654383
People believe what they want to believe. I commend your effort, but it is futile. Just call them retards next time.
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>>586654383
Be nice to the retards, they can't put an article into Claude to have it dumb it down for their extra chromosomes to understand
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>>586652662
The baby faces are so uncanny that I kind of respect it. Will probably run on a PC in a couple of days anyways.
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>>586659482
>JUST PINGO
glad to see other uncs in here
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>>586660710
Wish they didn't fuck her nose up
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>Palantine
>RxTools
>Sliderhax
>Spiderhax
>AuReiNAND
>Homemenuhax
>Arm9LoaderHax
Yep those were the good times, Nintendo never ever touched Custom Themes after that shit and I find it funny
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>>586661886
Everyone looks so weird in this game. Everything looks weird and distorted. I can't call it soulless but it's not pleasing to look at.
>>586662294
Custom themes is the only reason why I would consider hacking my Switch. Nintendo literally just needs to release themes.
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>>586660472
And I even went out of my way to actually read the articles he linked instead of just feeding them to an AI and calling it a day kek

>>586662610
>Everyone looks so weird in this game. Everything looks weird and distorted.
Supposedly it's inspired by Japanese puppet theatre, like picrel. It's an interesting detail, but it's still jarring.
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>>586655631
>it and it ran like shit
Doesn't look like it.
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>>586663846
Ironically I feel like TP looks more like that picture, and that's supposed to be the "realistic" art style game.
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>>586663846
If it was a brand new game perhaps it would look better, but I don't really see it as a good artstyle for the original. It feels like they were going for too much of a modern fairy tale feel instead of an old Germanic fairy tale. It does have intentionality which makes it better than realism slop, but I don't know by how much.
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>>586654383
based tomoyo poster
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>>586664396
saar 360p 30fps is beautiful saar
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>>586664531
Ignoring the characters who get cutscenes, all the NPCs seem to stay very faithful to their low-poly designs.
Feels more like a coincidence that they look like puppets than intentionally designed that way.
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>>586664767
All switch games look like that.
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>>586664767
you forgot your meme arrow
you are indian now
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>Switch 2 on 23.0.1
>got Smile Basic 4
>got Seedsow Lullaby demo
Am I throwing if I go online right now + buy and predownload oot remake on e-shop?

>>586642839
Do you have Smile Basic 4?
We are in the same situation but so far there isn't really anything for us.
The hack favors PC better (emulation) right now.
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>>586665985
>Digital
Buy the cart, dump it and sell it off if you really need to.
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>Come on, bro. $400 for that 13.60 outdated console. We just want to update it and sell it for profit.
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>>586665985
before going online, you can check https://bvc-hac-lp1.cdn.nintendo.net/23-0-1 and if it says
>not found
then there is no update yet
If it's blank or says something else, then there is a new update.
With preloading, you still have to connect on release to "activate" your game, so if an update is out by then you will not be playing.
As the other anon said, physical is the way to go
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whats the point pf NSW2 emulation if my PC is not good enough
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>>586666993
to make you jealous of rhe people with good computers
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>>586666543
>>586666931
>With preloading, you still have to connect on release to "activate" your game, so if an update is out by then you will not be playing.
Yeah you guys are right, I'll just go physical. It does say "not found" but Nintendo will 100% check the firmware with the digital version.
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>>586654383
None of what you wrote is factual about any of that posters links. Holy shit at bad faith posting. Theres no way an ai company is paying you to be this stupid and from different vpns
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new bread status?
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>>586665496
That's a good point. Everything about the main characters and environments looks weirder and way more hyper-detailed than actual puppets. What a weird mess, maybe mods will fix it but the Ocarina of Time 3DS port probably is better for mods.
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Unrelated but don't know where else to post. Does anyone know the part name of the circle pad connector on the "new" 3DS XL motherboard?
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>edit nup metadata
>it has to rebuild the entire nup by copying it since they didn't leave room in the header
The absolute state of it.
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You anti-AI guys better watch out, she gets snappy
https://x.com/huskirl/status/2116941001335947635
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>>586671025
SHE WAS SEVEEN YOU SICK FUCK
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peanuts
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>>586677318
Oh i didn't notice we're at bump limit, please bake
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>>586654383
Shut the fuck up already.
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please update news
thank you



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