Previous: >>586127660New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Good morning!Shacute!
Gweetings
>>586147439good mambo morning bwo
>>586147415take your cold meds already
A FUCKING ANT BIT MY BALLS OR SOME SHIT IT'S ITCHY AS FUCK umas for this feel?
>>586147439>hair covering armpitwhy do artists do this
Brown love
>>586147589it's where the hair would be located, nothing more
>>586147685it's clearly intentional
>>586147589Chiyo...
UGH UGH ARRRGGGGHHHH DIA-CHAN DIA-CHAN DIA-CHAN DIA-CHAN *SPURRTTT* I LOVE YOU DIA-CHAN *SPLUUURTTTTT*
>>586147505I REFUSE!>>586147586>This faggot has ANTS in his place>He lets them bite himSubhuman behavior this
>>586147439Hellou
>>586147610These make me insanely happy
heh... nobody else is smart enough to know that the shinko windy guts ssr will make you UNbeatable in cm22... nobody knows but ME !!!
>>586147498Good morning bwo, it's 4PM though>>586147589that's where her hair is in the official artwork too>>586147785hello!
>>586147586teiobwo..
>>586147754Strange, I dont remember posting this
>>586147736well of course, otherwise you get off-model hair
>>586147343my ugly ass shacute...>>586147606my HERO.
Romantic Umamusume
>>586144357Daiwa would kill your girlfriend, kill (You), then kill herself. don't ever cheat on Daiwa
>>586147841I only use Windy for sex
>>586147913>liking boyumas>>>/y/
>>586147867my comfy mid morning coffee says its 10am tho
>>586148032AND I've posted it in a wrong thread fuck my life.
>>586148005True, she does have bipolar disorder
Pace inherits for CM22?Other than blossom and plancha? (I wanna run nishino)
>>586147990literally me
it shouldn't be possible, but I can finally see himhow I've missed you dearit's been too long I don't even know what to saymy...prince.release me from this hell, and let's go togetherleave this rotten world behind with meno, wait...huh?where did you go...my prince come back...just where did you go...aahhh...not again...
>>586147754Why is every Dia trainer, including me, like this?
>>586148196you can 4* her now!
>>586148228meds
>>586147754>grown ass man typed this
>>586148157nice sound, mp3 user>>586148196you can just delete the post, and INSTANTLY repost it it here... instead you quoted it so everyone can safely ignore itgood job!
>>586148228cute
>>586148228either take meds or anhero yourself
>>586148201I call it the Tsundere Occupational Hazard or something
Today's Breeders Cup races will start in ~30 minutesThere seems to be an official stream on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBwPtTRo3c
>>586148213ny opera, fuji, oguri, ardan, speweek
>>586148470Is this the one with Yanko or is there a set of races before?
>>586148228dont take meds. meds are the reason he went away again.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEXT SCENARIO IS WORSE THAN GL?
>>586148228*... ***** got over you already...
>>586148541This is day oneYanko races tomorrow
>>586148541Manko isn't until tomorrow
>>586148593>the three goddesses >more brown uma My fatigue has increased
>>586148627death to all wojak faggotsalso based
>>586148645>>586148621Thanks, not watching today then.
3 speed 1 pwr auto decks somehow makes more speed and stam than 2 speed 1 stam 1 pwr
>>586148627Die of insomnia bitch
>>586148342I can? sorry, anon sama, i didn't knew that was an option.
>>586148065I be coolin brah idc about nun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g
>>586148593The next scenario has a small checklist you need to complete by mid junior year for your run to be valid at least for CM ace making, you will reset junior a bit but other than that it's way better than GL.
Praying for her to lose.
>>586148334>>grown ass man
>>586148842Always has been. The moment you delete a post, it not only resets the post counter, but it also frees the image slot you might have used.Some autists might point you out for it cuz "haha he deleted lol", but it's faster than fixing your post with a reply that no one reads.
>xhe is having a melty in the club chat again
but for what reason does it happen my brain went out of the zone might be the leaking of other dimension affecting my thought patterns but that does mean it's real given the right time and place so if we take it slow to consider that we might be okay
>>586149008I can never delete a post instantly I have to wait a while
>>586149074I said that reposting can be done instantly, once the deletion process has been completed. NOT, that deletion could be done instantly after posting.Waiting for deleting, and then reposting is still faster, and cleaner than waiting for the main cooldown tho.
>>586149029Post or didn't happen fag
Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is 100% at tracen.
>>586148228just dick yourself already
>>586149029Mambwo...
>>586149008Thank you, toreina, i will remember it and will use this knowledge ccordingly.
>>586149392Projecting Paul..
>Coach Hope
what's with this spamming faggot?
>>586147947Brian doesn't care for romance.Only for hunting
>>586149427accordingly*. Minor spelling mistake. I will now end myself,
Why did Cygames add lore that uma can reproduce through Iesbianism if not to emphasize that this is a yurige first and foremost? Incels and bigots not welcome
>>586149427Deleting and reposting fixing your shit, for whatever reason is fun, and it makes autists sperg out as a bonus.
what did you get from your flatlinei got 1 dia, 1 kita, and 1 base bourboni dont run fronts so i dont think it was worth it in retrospect
>>586149571And dick
>>586149598I got kitadia and some big macsfor completely free, it was pretty worth
>>586149598why did you flatline if you weren't going to use the kita
>>586149598I only got 1 DiaI only really cared about Dia though, so it's OK
>>586149029should have kept that discussion in a steal bread so we could share spicier details smhsmh
>>586149593i never knew it could be done for such purposes! Thank you anons!
This game OOZES thick and steamy yuri>spend her life pursuing hernotice the pronoun, it's HER, not his life
>>586149598I didn't flatline and I got dia+kita from my free pullsif I flatined we probably would've dropped rank so...
>>586149029>>586149756>no leaksAs usual currenshits making shit up
Is red maru ult good for CM22 late surgers? I wanna run bamboo as LS
>>586149874not really
when will they release a gacha just like uma that is made for straight men instead of gay women?
>>586149772Grug says 'tis powerful toolGrug says use it wiselyMuch responsibilityGrug.
>>586149935>mare Taiki
still waiting for the mambo chat leak
>>586149927What would you suggest? I have a good dober parent already, cheer halo is too greedy with how many end closers there will be, is it just Ryan?
>>586150152>Kentuckian weeb
I thought for sure that at least loves only you would love only her trainer, but yuri is truly invicible in umaverse
7 and I leak dacchis chat
>>586150038That's a condom
>>586150152草...
>>586150264>4Now you can't post Curren again...
Tracen is literally yuritopia
Just use voice swap to watch solo concert and curren vocal sucks as much ass as falcon wtfIs that why trio is forced, to hide their horrible singing
>>586150008It's a rogue cygames writerThey fired his troon ass and created the last scenario
>>586150172The issue is that with all other styles being good it's hard to inherit something thats consistent. In a front/pace heavy lobby cheer would be good while in one with a bunch of ends you'd want budding blossom. Pump can work but being exactly 6th has always sucked balls and it has a 30m activation window here.I'd get budding blossom to compliment on your left/leap forward/nimble nav as accels and then add some generic velocity like pulse.
>>586148157>>586148342for some reason any sound I upload to catbox gets corrupted
Uma get wet like niagara falls at the sight of female form while their pussies sew themselves shut at the thought of a male trainer
any cuties
>>586150492I am greeding pulse through grandparents already, I'll do dober + nishino flower, thanks anon!
>>586150264Just leak it!
>>586150757Ruh roh...
>>586150741Dober's unique doesnt work. You're better off just praying you hit Ryan's at that point or getting shadow break
We need more fem tore x uma and uma x uma shippings to btfo incels
stop playing with the numbers.
we need more tore (male) x tore (male)
>>586150939now this is cooking
Delusional incels that no woman would touch with a ten-foot pole think that uma somehow would like them over a cute femtore or their uma crush LMAOOO
>>586150939I respect your right to express yourself even if I disagree wholeheartedly
>>586148593the fragment and goddesses gimmicks are bullshit and whoever says they follow a pattern is lying
>>586149598Biwa dupe
>>586150939fuck off digitan
>EU hours are peak twitter libtard schizophreniahuh
Madoka is actually not that good
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>586151192incorrect
You can get the star pieces from independent careers? Just got some star pieces for Bright apparently, since I had that race on the schedule.
>UF>sprint S>1.2k spd pow and wit>daring strike didn't finishthis game is making me piss blood
>>586149598dia and x.Vodka with the free 100then another dia, finemo dupe, granny acute and kita on the 200th pull so i got her to 4* i guessi wanted dia anyway, and getting acute as a spook made it extra worth it
>>586151192wrong
>>586151192Rebellion was absolute peak.
>>586151325i would cope that if i got the white ver of daring stroke>t. lazy torena
>>586151192Steins;Gate clears
>>586151493white version is 20% of the effectiveness
>Madoka sucks>no it's peak>nah Steins;Gate clearswhat is this, anime club at high school 15 years ago
Qrd on Antley of dormant but infinite potential? I tried to ask my nigga Antwan but he refused to say...
>>586151636I wouldnt know, my high school didnt have clubs like that :(
>>586151636what do you mean 15years ago? there's no way that
>>586151636OG Madoka is fun, but the way fanboys and girls (troons) overhype it so high heaven is annoying as shitSteins is overrated "bro im so smart" slop its not even funny
>>586151741I didn't go to high school but if I didn't you wouldn't catch me at the anime club
>>586149736Not him but if you didn't care about the two cards then 100 rolls of umas would have gotten you on average three 3 star horses which are way better than 3 cards you can't use even if you wanted to because most things need 1LB except for the parent farming stuff like ZRR
>madokapack up grandma new megucas are in town
cygames breeders cup starts in 5 mins, come watch it with /sp/>>>/sp/158292820
>>586151636Madoka does suck though it's just a female power fantasy with zero depth
>>586151804Bro?
>>586151959I'd rather think of helios
growing up is realizing all the pretentious slop like Madoka and Steins;Gate is garbage for pseudo intellectuals and the gem of that era was Kill la Kill
>2 animes with universal acclaim and considered 2 of the best ever in their genre >Yeah, this sucks though. I hate 4chan
>>586151238>tons of upcoming umas for us to enjoyi dont even know 1/2 of these. we won brosalso didnt know ruby had a badonkadonk
Okay sharp steps kinda fuarking sucksIf only it were perfect proc timingI guess it's better than spurt when there's no straight
>>586152042KLK was good but I was hoping it would hit me like gurren lagann did and it just wasn't the same....
I've lost my waywhich uma is for me?
i do not care for the rick and morty of VNs
>>586152183ace
1 year in normal time is 3 years in anime fan time
>"This thing? It's beloved by millions, so it HAS TO BE super smart and well written!"It's mentally ill retards like this why libtards keep using "Media-Literacy" in an unironic fashion.
>>586152075those genres being a bastardization of magical girls (overdone to shit thanks to Madoka) and science fiction (done better in movies than in any animated show)
>>586151238List is literally wrong. Fuku has huge tits. Like canonically she's the same size as Fuji kiseki.
>>586152309>Fuji Kiseki>Huge
Hello friends!
>>586152171>babby's first Getter
Japanese horse holding a japanese hot dog
>>586152183Machitan
>>586152414I want to deep throat her ears
>>586152495same but the other way around
Steins;Gate is my favorite anime which uma is for me? And don't say Reddit Tachyon, she has nothing to do with Steins;Gate.
>>586152042I loved KLK and I loved Meguca, it's a you just had to be there kind of thing.
For some reason the Suzuka part of Uma Samba really hits different.I imagine her singing it while jumping on my dick on rhythm
>>586152414japenis holding my japenis
>>586152495Understandable
>>586147343made for ryona
alright let's get this danchou into a tray, NICE!~
>>586152561You want her ears up your ass?
>>586152634*onto
did ebayan job already
>>586152706Google works, retard
>taking the bus to the dentist >Bunch of black girls get on and sit behind me>I try to angle my phone so they can't see but I fail>EYYYY WHITE BOY IS GOONING>try to explain I'm just playing uma musume a phone game>The girl I'm training is Aston machanIt's over. I had to waste valuable CM prep time and hide my phone...
>excited to clean a kitchen for the first time>now thisShe really is a japanese princess
>>586152706I am expecting to see this kind of post about 20 more times before even 24 hours pass
>>586152089>>586152309>>586152386Its a chart for horny fanart, not the actual uma sizesStillinlove is a canon flattie, and ALL umas have tiny pathetic irish asses
>>586152183DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAY
>>586152752>>586152881is that a yesa no
>>586152850>gooning to a forgettable horseRemember...
>>586152876Cute...
>>58615292930 hours from now
>>586152929Is it 31st? no? then the race is not today
>>586152902Doto has a fat ass actually
I sparked for NY diaDid I make a mistake?
>>586152850things that never happened
>>586152902We had no idea that was the context since you didn't include the full Twitter post you took it from
>>586152970Horse knows how to eat out pussies
>>586153075The lesser website doesnt deserve context
>>586153046>Is it 31st? no?do you need me to google that for you or
>>586153053of course not
>>586153053do you like her?
>>586152463TRUTHNUKE
>>586151913EROHA SEXOOOOOOOthe magireco anime was absolute dogshit
>>586153196samba?
>>586153196Sexier than Goldship
>>586153053Of course not!
king sex
>>586152949I wasn't gooning I was training my 3rd sprint ace>>586153072Why do you think things don't happen? I'm a retard that plays anime games on public transit and I get what I deserve. A similar thing happened to me the other day in my psych class in college, the Indian guy next to me said "you're playing with anime waifus and I'm applying to AMD. We are not the same bro." (He had his laptop open and was spam drafting internship applications with Claude.)
>>586152902>I repost shit from twitter7 and I rape you4 and I kill my run0 and we both end up with agp troons larping as our oshis
>>586150123i can leak it right now if you want bro
Sprint S here I go!
>>586153330Still gooning, now stop using the shitty uma
>>586153405
>>586153409>Bfuck
>>586153405spill the tea
this thread would be better if some of you were dead
>>586153409>bloomerLMAO
>>586153330No one reacts like this in public, even monkeys.They mostly don't care of what you do on your phone and Anime is commonly accepted now.
>>586151128That's clearly Dober's workIf she loves men, men x men is just men2 to her
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/5Ufqczhttps://jiggie.fun/5Ufqcz
>>586153623this is why i like yuri btw
>>586153606>Anime is commonly accepted now.Only shonen
>>586151238Best format so far, but extremely inaccurate>>586152075Best in their genre**Written by people who got introduced to anime recently and gets his taste derived by popular opinion
Time for another day of mashing auto runs off cooldown. Decided to go back to Falco and try to get a better one before looping back into my turf umas.
>>586153575There's nothing wrong with them
>>586153696 good thing I love little boys
>>586147343I knew Shakur was the one for me when I measured my penis and the result was 7cm
>>586152075>animesyou're part of the problem
>>586152850>white boyat least make your shitpost somewhat believable vinh
>>586153696So I shouldn't have shared R18+ Precure fanart on my LinkedIn?
>>586152075>animes
>>586154028DependsDid some strangely wealthy CEOs and politicians with last names ending in -ein followed you after the fact?
>>586153832Rickey....
>>586154028no, that's how you get the good gigs at anthropic/openAI now
>>586154119I can neither confirm nor deny
>>586153530
>>586154182
>>586154349Trick = She rapes youTreat = You rape her
>>586154349t-trick...
>>586154289>Rank 449must be the wrong Mambo
>>586150009Thank you Grug. Will do.
>>586154289>449I'm glad you guys are back I was rooting for you
>>586154289DIRTY LEAKER! I'LL HAVE YOUR HAND FOR THAT!
bored.. I guess I'll masturbate
Something posting cute
>>586154289But /uma/ promised us Mambo death this month. Why are they still alive?
>>586154534Good, go away V.
>>586154559
>>586154289that isn't the chat
>>586154597next month for svre
>>586154289>keb wavemambwo...
Why is scarlet always depicted as horny/rapist?
>>586154786the artist draws what the consumer desiresand (You) are a horny rapist, like all men are
>>586154786tsunderes are mentally ill
>>586148732except for the /biz/ ones because they're funny
maybe currensisters should post their club chat first before begging for others
>>586152392Hello babydachi
>>586154741>>586154559Stop posting the whorse
>>586154786it's hot
>>586154786because she marks you to protect you from that whore curren
Are you guys my friends?
>>586155081No, go away.
>>586155081i can be, but idk you yet
>>586155081Sure thing bud
>>586155081I don't even know you
>>586155068based kill whorren kill whorren poster KILL THEM BY CUTTING THEIR LI
>>586155068she should piss on me then
>>586155081We could be more than that
>>586154929>tfw -20% in a single night
>fail a 36%>gamble on the bottom option>recover mood with LH>mood down next turnguess I reset
>>586154741
>>586155081I'm not your friend, buddy
>Forgive Me going to be a Christian uma
>>586154929You know it's a good day when that board is dyed in pink
>>586155467Red Desire then
>>586155465I'm not your buddy, pal
>>586155594Ugly sister
I think I want to get bbq for lunch
>>586154786everyone's first experience with the game is getting marked by daiwait's been almost 2 years since the global came out and i still haven't recovered
yami wo kirisaku red desire
>>586147597Much love!
>>586155759No, go get some salads.
>>586155805>it's been almost 2 years since the global came out
>It's a new da.. What is this? The day just started and your filthy stinky thing is already hard! Men..! Stupid horny monkey having dirty thoughts first thing in the morning.. Walking around with your disgusting dick sticking out from your pants..! You are probably already thinking about bending me over the kitchen table, pulling up my nightgown and sliding that stinky veiny hard dick of yours inside me, pulling my hair as you are pounding me with reckless abandon making dirty sounds as you do.. *hfff* and slapping my butt.. only to turn me over so you can choke me and look me in the eye as you keep slamming your filthy dick inside of me all the way.. *huff* finally forcing your disgusting cock into my mouth, shooting stinky thick load down my throat.. *uughhh* Just thinking about this make me gag.. *uughhh* You filthy male..!
>>586155805>since THE global came out
>>586155805>marked by an ugly uma
>>586155467We have Christian uma at home
>>586155945mennn...
>breeders' cup>hosted by CyJews>all these scratched horsesnyooooticing
>>586155969chiyofag come claim this nonny as your bf
>>586155980Not enough, also>Cafe's childShit uma
>>586156078American race? Scratched honses? Name a more iconic duo!
>>586156130
>>586155945
>>586156117no thanks he has bad taste
>>586156078It's not cygames fault. US horse racing is nothing but scratches left and right. Magnitude was a valid excuse but a lot of the times the vets are too heavy handed or the owners are pussies and don't want losses on their records.
cm21 status?
>>586156363numberfags are always americans
>scarlet>rapes>dober>wants to be rapedWhat the fuck is wrong with Air Groove's prestiges?
>>586155945dober I can't fap if you stay here every night also stop looking at my morning wood first thing in the morning
>>586156509Air Groove taught them that
>>586156474sex with fuji in a porsche
>>586156584That's a boy
>>586156559>masturbates when he has a perfectly good seed pocketFag
>>586156398doto would do this
>>586156509>prestiges
>>586156713and?>>586156751the dream euro truck experience
>>586156584i'd think she'd liked it if the sweat and other fluids get soaked into the seat cushioning so the whole car just reeks of sex
>>586156785Haru Urara posted that
>586156461I don't engage with (You) farmers
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12479707>Makween
>>586156751based and true
wife
>>586156751god i wish i could do that irl
Oh no no no
>>586156973>3 alts>all ugly
>>586156751I'm a trucker and do this everyday.
>>586157013
>>586156973>3 outfits>all pure sex
>>586157105Put the boots on Vodka
>>586157041
>>586156973>3 alts>all beautiful
Daitaku HELIOS
>>586157440
I am so blessed to be Curren's trainerShe really loves me and only me
what will their 2nd alt be
>>586156751I'm a biker and see this everyday
what happened to the dacchis chat leak?
>>586157603kindergartner uniform
>>586156751
>>586157440>pedo
>>586157603pregnant
>>586157790BASED!?!?!?!?!?
>>586157765What a whore
Are you guys ready for the Rigged Cup and for Forever Young to win?
>>586157765Still being fabricated, like most currensissies do
https://x.com/mik3lightning/status/2116012466568315367?a=l7cMFEDlj6cWntsG2YY&s=19
when is uma getting good gameplay?
>>5861579277 and that jobber loses as hard as Lovcen did in the Kikkuka Sho
>>586158065>HQ audio for samba>low quality compressed shit audio for the movieman I love deaf people
>>586158116>woke gameFuck off
>>586158139That was rigged and you know it
>>586158116bigger
SAMBAUMA UMA SAMBASAMBA SAMBA SAMBA
>>586158116
If Forever Fraud wins, will Cygames gift us 1,500 carats?
>>5861583722 frames ahh animation
>>586157603transparent night dress
>>586158435Too small
>>586158435rob roy's tits aren't that smallalso she would 100% have a bush, she's a shy nerdy book girl.
I want a Real Goodbar.
holy front running kino from real goodbar
>>586158543clean shaven is high speed low drag
>>586158497retard
I want Falco to have her period on my face
>>586158497die in a fire zoomer tard
>>586158630No one loves her
>>586158743Sweepy does
Only the 2yos will be running today tho
>>586158743Air Groove does
>>586158543she's too young to have pubes
>>586157041Oi m8 you got a loicense for that image
>>586158743I do
Emerging Market
>>586158630What a cute looking retard>>586158743I think she cute, as stated above.
WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S THE FREE ROLL CYAGMES?!
>>586157603cat girl alt like maya
Are there any limited banners in this game, as in you can't get it from anywhere else?
>>586158743Her torena does
>>586158543horses don't have pubic hair and neither do umas
>>586159030The only "limiteds" can still be obtained from the gacha off-banner, but are excluded from tickets
>>586159030almond eye, SiL, and stego are the ones i remember off rip
>>586159030Every uma and support card get added to the permanent pool afterwards. There are a few semi-limited umas that you cant buy with vouchers however. Jungle Pocket, Gentildonna, Stay Gold, Orfevre and Arima Oguri are all of them I think?
>>586159161Orfevre Jungle Pocket Gentiledonna?
>>586159168The father?Me
>>586159168>no correction
Anyone have a Machan I can use as reference to build for the CM? Finally got a semi-decent Falco and figured I try my hand since I got her.
>get Kitasan>wonder if she's for (You)>whole career is "Dia-chan!" "Dia-chan!" "Dia-chan!" and sometimes notDuramente>get hot spring ticket>she behaves like a toddlerwhat a let-down
Gang Beast Tourny News:>Pre-game with the golden gen, Grass somehow survives the shark attacks>Golshi to do the ceremony>Maya to be the commentatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WWZLtIJ2M
>>586159363who invited that nobody?
>>586159249thanks, i forgot those>>586159260>https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypesadd machan to the team in the thingy and look at builds
>>586155945I am supposed to be working right now
>>586159363>Golshi to do the ceremony>ending will be that she's the real victor or the final boss
>>586157603elementary schooler uniform with a backpack
which umas have pink nipples and which ones have brown nipples
how did dober become THE mare
t-this is the best i can do... im gomenasai kodomotachi...
>>586159260You want Falco as a solo front.
>torapey~
>>586159462yank got amused by her falling and gave her a spot that has no falling
>>586159623>Tachyon fucked Fuku
>>586159609I shitposted "Ugh, MEN" a little too muchAnd I don't regret it, doberposting makes me happy
>>586159030Full list is Jungle PocketGentildonnaOrfevreStill in LoveCingray OguriStay GoldAlmond EyeEpiphaneiaStego and Epi being limited is shitty because they are literally super meta parents you can't win medium and long without them
>cope training my last minute ace>Find a pasa with amazing sparks>Follow the trainer>It's someone from /uma/ club This is so humiliating and demeaning...
>>586159763Kissing Dober on her pretty lips
so when is umamusume hitting the endgame of gacha and getting a sequel
>>586159609shes cute and has a fun arc of warming up to you and trusting you to help her get thru anything by the end of her story.
>>586159772Is it true that in the futre they implement a system where you can't borrow an uma if you don't own it?
>>586159835>her pretty lipsare those
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WWZLtIJ2M&t=13s
>>586159763Kissing dober in her pussy lips with my stinky cock
>>586159772>Stego and Epi being limited is shitty because they are literally super meta parents you can't win medium and long without themPerfect, now I can save for Stego and ignore the rest
>>586159609She's the only good mare. The rest are wicked.
>>586159772skipped Epipen and I'll do it again
LEAKED HELIOS DIALOGUE REVEALS SHE HAS BEEN LOCALIZED TO SAY"TRAIRAPIST"
>>586159890Almost, you can borrow her but you can't evolve the inherit if you don't own her.
>>586159491Ooh, thanks>>586159654I don't trust her alone
>>586159940now i gotta wait a week or so till the fan subs come outi hope kingu wins
>>586159609she is weak to cock
>>586160154It's not like Oguri wants to fuck Kitahara
>>586160119The reason you want Falco as a solo front is because a second front can trigger her unique, you want Falco's unique to trigger late so she gets 0.3 accel. But it's okay, you can make a Machan front too.
>>586160153gwo your reps? you gotta rawdog listening to the language to build memory
>>586160208Que? Wie bitte? What did she say?
>>586160154>NTR
>>586160289oguri cope
>>586160154Oguri Cuck
>>586160341>nigga you ain't a 3rd year student in 1870>whats yo real name boi
>>586160154Need a huge titty uma as my apprentice trainer
>>586160154
>>586160819Ew, no
>>586160154>>586160530
>>586160489uma uma samba
>>586160512Weird because this is literally my fetish
>>586160918Are you gay?
>>586160341>Born in 1870? Forged license>Requesting backup over an unidentified uma>What's your real name?>Azuna>What's your real name?>Aieee trainer save me
>>586159869we already got one
>>586160819shes already on my pull plan, i dont need donna propaganda
will there be bond levels beyond 11
>>586160990Gorillas aren't sexy
so what did we learn?
>>586160495>>586161012Thank Aridanke, wise anons...
>>586161012>skips over the most important part of the entire pic, being azuma's name written in kanji
>>586161118Donna is
>>>586161215I guess you could say that was lost in translation.
>>586161130Oguri is a cuck
Spaaaaaace
New sticker dropped in the chat
which way /uma/man
>>586161476Top left
>>586161476Tzeentch
>Train Super Creek>Wow wtf she's not just a card>Under the Weather>2% chance to fail a training>Fails every single training>Holy shit what are the oddsWhat the fuck is your problem today Super Creek?
>>586161317
>>586161476I choose (You)
>>586161476my pov (I am their landlord)
>>586161585You're not playing enough goo goo babies
i keep thinking that Vi is vitality...
Lusty mares...
>>586161249Nyo
>>586161671it's Vitriol
>>586161750
MY STOCK PORTFOLIO
>>586161476me on the top right
Based High Camp
>>586161886heeeey!!!!
>>586161867Just recalced mine today and stocks are fine, the binance hack totally raped my crypto portion tho...
hi hello, got my nap in>>586161476top left before transitiontop right afterthis pic is fucking rad af saved unironically top left is so funnybottom right is *
>>586161867WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TUMBLE! I shoulda pulled outta SNDK while I was still in the green...
>>586161867Remember, buy low, sell high!
>>586161983Still
>>586161983>top left before transitionLOOOOOOL I MEANT BOTTOM LEFT I AM NOT THAT COOL HAHAHA
I just login to schwab twice a year to buy more etfs and max my roth
>Gambling addicts are /biz/ fagsshould've turned your portfolio into a lot of cheeky tenners
>>586162049nigga why uma.moe is already bloated as shit
>>586161850Still in Heat
my lovely wife
>>586161585>todayit's always like that
>>586162408You can't marry my goddess
how long until GL dies?
>>586162408
>>586147343I'm gonna marry Shakur's mother
>>586162408>>586162470>real
>>586161476Nurgle
>>586162228Sometimes I get a random $100-$200 airdrop just from managing my crypto and sometimes I turn it to steambux rather than letting it become profit.I'm retarted.
>>586161476how'd you find this picture of me on the bottom right?
Bright
>>586162748Ugly ass babyUgly ass mother
>>586162761oguri wouldn't say this
>>586162748trainer is the cutest thing in this picture, both umas are ugly and unpopular
Oguri is asexual
>>586161585
>>586160154I like Ogurin so why do I enjoy the idea of her getting NTR'd...
>>586162117Still heresry i just got up
>>586162968I'm happy now
>>586162049neat
I'm supposed to run different style umas in TTs? I heard that if you want to run fronts then you run two because that triggers some bs where they try to outpace eachother and that's good
>>586162913
>>586162985
>>586162991Someone probably dropped you as a child
>>586163036what a clusterfuck lmao
Oguri doesn't know what sex is, she's literally Goku
with enough power even a dying star can be reignited
>>586162748Cute Bright
>>586162991>>586163104I like her too but it's funny to bully autists
you guys didn't see the forex anime that shows how it completely destroys lives and decide it should be your entryway into forex right
>>586163175
>>586163071>I'm supposed to run different style umas in TTs? Yes, but if they are strong enough it doesn't matter If you're struggling then do it.
>>586163036this is actually really cool
>>586163214you don't need to know what sex is to have sexit's literally instinct
>>586163036The tracking looks retarded and serves no purpose
>>586162657* is that you
>>586163259only retarded people gamble money on forex
>>586163316then why aren't you having it?
so what clubs will unironically be open next month?this is a serious inquiry, not trying to stirr anything up or currenpost, i just want to know before leaving mine in 2 days
D
>>586163316Ultra Instinct?
>>586163071>t if you want to run fronts then you run two because that triggers some bsThat's in CM. In TT you want to run 3 different styles because you get extra points for it
>>586163217>ugly bastard porn
>>586163257I want to sexual relation with that beast.
>>586163470Also not trolling but if you're leaving the club let me know in chat so I can set up a recruitment announcement don't be shy.
>>586162913she's gonna be the gingerbread house wrecker
>>586163470Mambo
>>586163470it depends on what your ign is
>>586163036FoV indicator is nice
>>586163470Speedfreaks
>>586163661*****
>>586163375Claude said it looked good THO
do you think oguri would actually be mad if kitahara married belno
>>586163259>forexyou unironically might as well bet on horse racing lmao
>>586163570do not the fusu
>>586163470why not just wait to see what recruitments are being put out and ask them to hold you a spot instead of jumping ship with no lifeboat gwo
threesome with my trainees
>>586163737Oguri would ask if weddings include food and that's it
>FX
>>586163470mambwo nyo...
>>586163814I'm not your trainee
>>586163768Not? Sexy the best is.
>>586163814Ugly rivals
>>586161983morning princess
>>586163790spots fill up quick
i made a last minute cope ace without really checking what works on this track do i stand a chance
>>586163175don't use it if you don't want to then
>>586163036slopGODS, I kneel
>>586163849FX is the true gambling spot. Stick to buying the current tech low, especially on SansDisk
>>586163547Alrighty then. Thanks for clarifying
I constantly forget to do my clanker runs for hours and last club kicked me for dropping the game for 3 weekswhich club is willing to hire me this saturday?
>>586163993>spurt>leap forward>nothing venturedez plat bwochacho
>>586163918you are my plapfriend
>>586163991it sometimes takes weeks for a club to fill up gwo..
>>586163964omg hi
>>586163993gwo?? your razor-sharp steps???
>>586163925>>586163257thanks for reminding me that it came out
>>586163470Umasumi will have an opening
>>586164256no problem bro
November 6th 2026
do you think my club would be upset if I kicked someone or five before the 1st and we dropped rank because of it
>>586163259Don't bother with FX if you're not willing to no-life global news and macro releasesHFT quantards do not apply
>>586163993Looks fine aside from the wit
My trainee pinched my butt after training.What should I do?
>>586163918Yeah, you tell him. You're MY trainee and I love you.
>>586164358it would be funny
>Umama and V shit againreformed and ready btw
>>586164376Break her arm
>>586164358mambodancho stop!!
>>586164361Why are they looking at me like that?
>>586164383wh............
>>586164368wit is a meme stat I consistently make witlets and I've won the last 6 cms in a row
Bourbon love
>>586163259No I am only saving and grabbing bonds like a boomer. I will not become a degen.
>>586164212if you say so. i was worried cause i wont be able to actually leave the club till the 2nd cause ill be outta town on a side quest
>>586164358And like a retard I'll park myself at my club's chat hoping for my danchou to share the same sense of humour as me but nothing will happen.
>>586164658UOOOOOOOOOOH RUUUUUUUUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ORE NO ZENRYOKU UKETOMETE TToTT
Uma needs to release some trading cards. Not like Pokemon or Weiss Schwarz it can just be like Topps or something. I don't gamble or daytrade stocks but I love opening card packs
>>586164516I would never do that to my precious trainee, you monster.
>>586164704Kill yourself, clanker
>>586164226ready to take on the world?
>>586164851chibi porn jumpscare
>>586164358Go for it, the style S could probably help a lot. Just saying the track is 70% downhill so wit is kinda important this time (for real this time, trsut)
>>586164376let it happen, you're her bitch now
>>586164936Rude...
>>586164704
>>586164984kicking is a style S move i agree
>>586164851>loli pornMeds
>>586164863there's some not sure if all of them are officialhttps://tcgrepublic.com/product/tag_page.html?tags=11250
>>586164978I was merely helping her stretch
>>586164984>>586164683>>586165060shut
>>586164704Many are saying this
I haven't trained a single ace
>>586165075>Class: Senior Division
>Riders got screwed by the gatesLMAO
>>586164863soon https://www.unionarena-tcg.com/na/products/boosters/upd-1.php
>>586164718Sometimes recruitment starts early too I guess. if you could leave your id for some danchou to keep in mind if a spot opens up that could help toonot a danchou myself, but hopefully you find a comfy club to settle in
>>586164863>X needs trading cardsSo that the scalping cabal gets to hoard another collectible? Fuck off
>>586164376Who is your trainee?
>>586165232I've never even heard of this game
Dormie
>bricked my own horse because i gave her groundwork as last skill without doublechecking if she can proc itI'm so fucking stupid
>>586164969def.....once my headache settles down
>>586165185wanna kiss
I'm calling this good enough. Got hit with prepared to ass and the wit could def be higher but the sooner I finish my 3 dirt aces the better. This scenario was ass.
>>586165384It's like Weiss Schwarz where there's a lot of anime sets however they get their own original art too. You can also open wafer packs for cards as well
>>586165489Leave the meekposter alone
>>586164851
>>586165375
Do lane movement skills fuck up Lightning Surge?
>>586165075>loli porn is now le badGo away amerimutt tourist
>>586165501>no muddyBrick
>>586165489no
AAAAH I CANT MAKE A GOOD MACHAN ACE NO MATTER WHAT
So how many of you, nonnies, actually rolled for ZRR and are going to use her in CMs?
Maya! Maya! Maya! MAYA!Maya Flower Sweepy!Ah Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! Good smell…Kunkun(sniff-sniff)Nhah! I wanna Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff) Maya-tan's(tan = chan: add arfter first name) fluffy wedding dress! Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff)! Aha!Mistook! I wanna mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Puffy Fluffy Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Karikarimofmof! Cuincuin(onomatope)Sweepy in new card event was Cuuuutteeee! aa!…aaa…Ahaa!FAnnn!Congratulation 1st concert was on air! Flower-tan! Cute! Sweep-tan! Cute! Ah!Razor Sharp Steps was completed and I'm happ… NooO! NyaaaN! Gya(Aarrghhh)!Gahhhaaa! Sprint S is not real! Oh… Daring Strike and Professor of Curvature is too…A c e R u n I s N o t R e a l? Nyaaan! Uwaa!Getchaaaa! Noooo! Haaan! Uwwwwwa!This! Fxxk! I give up! I give up such a real(life)…te…what? Look? Performing Maya-tan is looking at me?Dancing Sweepy-tan is looking at me ! Flower-tan is watching me! Cute Flower-tan is looking at me!Maya-tan on concert is watching me! I feel relieved… The world is not that bad!Iyahhooooo! Maya is with me! I did it, Kety! I can do it!oh, uma's Maya-chaaANnnn!!! NooOOOoo!!AhAnaahaana, Ms MAYA! Sweep, SWEEEPYYYY! NISHINOOO! KIDS!UUtUuuUUU! May my wish to Maya! To Maya on Magical Flower Jets!
What is a tact, and what makes one daring?
>>586165901holy, the daughtermobile
>>586165626If anything, they would help
>(+42)what the fuck happened
>>586148972When will she leave my butt alone
>>586165232>>586165543>Original artMaybe I'll pick up a box
>3 rainbow training at Summer>4% failure>she failedAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>586165901>>>/svg/
>>586165846she just aint that great sadlyshe can win more as pace and innate gw lets you get past the mob when stacked with uma stan, but the sprint casino is a harsh place>>586165901i snacked and got her, then got a dupe of her. I'll use her in gm and get touched by kitasan but at least she will be cute
>>586164851Me on the left
>>586165910Finally a good post
>>586166048zenkai boosto
>>586160581Sex Symboli
>>586166048Bots gassed out (ran out of carats without x3 rewards) maybe
>>586165398I always double-triple check before confirming the skills with umalator open and everything whenever I hit 'the run'
>>586166160It's possible they do VA signed cards as well since other sets had them but those are 5 to 6 figures in price
>>586166160No
>>586165804pretty please?
What's the least XOg-friendly Medium track?
>>586166253the actual spiritual orenji of mambo was orfe(end closer) all along...
>>5861664192400m tokyo
>>586166419Longchamp
>when you goo goo babies too hard
>>586166370>American VAs
I should stop trying to make a sprint s pasa.
>>586166048The floor got a little too hot for comfort
I'm sorry, Windy, I have to.
>>586166646but she's free win
>>586166530Damn I want to have sex with Lucifier
I signed up in a new gym recently and I couldn't stop thinking about Umamusume the entire time the reception guy was giving me the whole "get a personal trainer" speech
>>586166551One that's in the game>>586166483K thanks
>>586164851I've missed it, post again please
>>586166590They're all japanese though
>>586166552>tranny>sex offender Every time...
>>586166253
>>586165483Take it easy I hope you feel better soon
>>586166675Unlucky.
>>586166747My bad then
>>586166897I cant believe Daisca shot her
are you ok?
>>586166675>>586166897>not using wit or rest
>>586166714Same
>>586167086oguri fat is not stacked like that
>>58616709720 scenarios in and game basics are too hard for some anons
>>586167097Only one in wit was Azuma and it would've been a complete waste of a turn. I could've rested but then there was also a chance that I'd have to wait another 3 or more turns for speed to get even remotely similar again to be worth clicking. It's whatever, I restarted the run.
>>586167097You don't understand, I MUST click on the rainbows
USA USA USA
if you don't take risks in later scenarios and constantly play safe you're just fucking yourself btw
>>586166735You sound awfully like a powertripping meido looking for an innocent target
Which trainee is gonna rape you?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Trainee_Umamusume
>>586167476I take risks when I have my own borrows
what do I want on a pacer for this cm
I don’t want to bother with this game anymore
>>586167357>restarted the runStop wasting borrows
>>586167496>Nice NatureDoesn't have the balls to do anything.
>>586167543midraceuma stansneed star+head onbudding blossom + plancha/mummy
>>586167674many are saying this
>>586167476There is a difference between a risk you can take and pushing like a retard, you need to know when to fold.
>>586167701I have 20 borrows why would it matter? Still have 11 more and it resets in an hour.
>>586167496
>finally mastered GL and can start printing UG7 - UF umas now>2 CMs left in the scenarioIsn't it too early...?
>>586167496AAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>586167476
>>5861675433 greens + groundworkhead onin high spiritsplanchabudding blosson
>>586167496>OG Oguri CapWhy I'm getting raped by the fat fuck?
>>586167737>uma stando i need thisdo i need neck and neck
>>586167779Time to go home
>>586168039My fucking umadol hero
>>586167496You cant make this shit up
>>586168039Ugly and overrated
>>586167902if you do not buy umastan you will lose to umas that to do have umastanneck & neck is good but daiwa power is ASS
>>586167902you need uma stan almost every cm on anything not front running bwo.neck and neck is good if your name is summer taiki and dont need to take the power card for it
why dont we get club drama like vm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdhLmo4aUM
>>586168145im not choosing not to buy uma stanthe store doesnt stock itwhere the fuck am i supposed to get uma stan
>>586168201>vmWhat drama? Aren't they casuals?
>>586168116>the raped
>>586168116
today, I'll pick my sparks for a DIRT mile parent where is my head-on and groundwork tho...
>umastan gaslight still going strong mid ass skill not available in any good support
9 minutes until 1st Breeders Cup G1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBwPtTRo3chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBwPtTRo3chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBwPtTRo3chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBwPtTRo3c
>>586168201do they have drama? i thought they all flatlined
>>586167854FOREVERYOOOUUUNNGGG
okay how the fuck was that little pack 500 calories
>>586168251inheritance sparks.... dont tell me you dont loop...
>>586168274>>586168375they just killed someone in one of their clubs for requesting sashes while being an earner, yet we have flat liners doing such things and letting them run rampant in the streets still
>>586167496Incidentally, she's on my home screen right now.. Happy Halloween, I guess.
>>586168453looping is tranny behavior
>>586168448Protein item?
happy birthday to me!
>>586168453I looped head on...
>>586167496feeling a bit silly
>>586168546oy neigh
>>586168546Oi Neigh ningoyim
>>586168251
>>586168546It's over for Opera and Doto fags
>>586167706Does he know?
>>586168609thats not that bad. try and borrow a nishino/pasa(whichever you dont have built as a parent) with some uma stan sparks
>>586168664That's a cute artwork.
>>586167496>Elerm
Uma stan is overrated on backliner
>>586168464Lucky
>>586168543marzipan balls...
>>586168664you look cute
>>586167404SEX
>>586168856
>>586167496>New year's OperaShe's so fucking ugly, I see why she would rape someoneI'll pretend to struggle and shit but reach up for kisses between pants
>>586155759I got BBQ for lunch
>>586169050Ugly baby
>>586169213arent you COOL? TEIO!
>>586168460>malding about sashesif by now you don't have 200+ for each it's just skill issue sorry just clank them
>>586169213bro is the meat maniac
>>586168460Which sash though? Dirt sashes?
>>586168356STARTING!!!!!!!!
>>586169213where's the salad
LIBERTANGO
>>586167086Nippon Ichii!
>>586169213that looks nicetoo bad there is so much >not meat< in your bbq, enjoy
>>586169342My eyes are bigger than my stomach. I'm going to take at least half of the meat home as leftovers
>>586169561>>586169561>>586169561
>>586169519>tranny creek
>>586169465die faggot
>>586169213why is Brian posting here?
>>586169553looks good tho enjoyyou probably arent going to shit for like a day though
>>586169465there's literally a mound of salad right there
>>586169630go easy on the veggie enjoyer, any more abuse and his misshapen spine will snap like a twig
>>586169330A few days ago I compared my current sash stash against how many sashes I need to pot 5 all umas I want. Turns out I still need another 700+ Satsuki and Derby sashes, some hundred Oaks, and some 200-ish sashes for each dirt race (excl JDD and Daishoten)
>>586169213how does one shit after this without a balanced intake of fiber
>>586169689>>586170350Stomach issues are for lessers
