Kenjiween EditionWelcome to /vg/'s nexus for all Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, including Hogwarts Legacy, Hogwarts Mystery, Magic Awakened, and more!>Magic Awakened Social ClubInnominatus (Servers: Ashwinder, Rougarou, Kelpie)Post your player profile in the thread before applying in-game.>/hpgg/ Movie Night Cytubehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggParty>HL & MA Student Profiles & Writing Referenceshttps://avatarizeme.neocities.org/hogwartsy2book/https://rentry.org/hpggMAyearbookhttps://rentry.org/hpgg_writing_compendium>HL & MA Character Homework Sheetshttps://rentry.org/hpggSheets>Quidditch Champions (News, Paper Mask)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Qudditch_Champions_info>Magic Awakened (Club info, News, Tips, & Emulators)https://www.harrypottermagicawakened.com/m/global/https://rentry.org/Harry_potter_magic_awakened_info>Hogwarts Legacy (Mods, News, AI Vocaroos, & Optimizations)https://rentry.org/Hogwarts_Legacy_info>Hogwarts Mystery (News, Art, Fanfics, Blender Models, & Emulators)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Hogwarts_Mystery_info>Books, Movies, Non-current Harry Potter Gameshttps://pastebin.com/98qgXgtQ>Fan Gameshttps://rentry.org/harry_potter_fan_gamesPrevious thread: >>585745497
Let's have a happt thread.
Shooting up the owlery.
mobies
>>586168025Fuck this little furry
Jarvis, I am going to need the double barrel for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmC21Kd5ktg
>>586172535Damn anon... At least take her out for dinner first.
Fuck you /hpgg/
AAAAA DEMENTOOOOR!!!!!https://youtu.be/JPGwnXb7Hec
>>586178242Apparently after the success of the first few videos they formed a whole team so their output increased.
>>586178242My little dementor can't be this cute!
>>586176710No. I'm happily married with my job.
>>586181979Malfoid has made me want to get married
>>586182439that's a weird thing to say
>>586182528I want this
>>586182793but like you didnt before malfoid entered your periphery??
>>586183424I had given up on love and moved on with my life
>>586183506seems to me you're easily influenced.
>>586182793this but mega
>>586183860
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8_0VAZ-N70k
Is this Draconia general? good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-p19osdAxk
>>586176540>hertouristoid...
Well, is he right?
https://x.com/Mayz1169/status/2116121298380406858
Owling up the shootery
>>586191331https://x.com/Mayz1169/status/2115767025943654492
>>586187423No. But actually yes. This is the refugee camp because jannies keep nuking it from /lit/.
happy halloween, /hpgg/if you'll need me you can find me, as usual, in the Slytherin common room, yearning
in old folklore, you were supposed to yeet cabbage heads at people for all hallow's eve.
>>586178242Cute but>no mention of the "kiss" come on!>>586196118>happy halloween, /hpgg/no u
>>586196118happy halloween, anon.
>>586196118Don't get a stomach ache from all the candy.
>>586196451no dancing?
>>586196560Never.Also no one to do it with anyway.Have the template if you want.
>Incarcerous!>Wait nonono NOT LIKE THIS!!!
>>586183940Make Education Great Again?
>>586183860Cynicism is gay, anon
>>586197413What an embarassing thing to post
>>586196365Fuck you
>>586197819excuse you I'm not cynical, I'm dismissive.
>>586196365Even for an NTR enjoyer that shit was mid af
>>586197413in the small thumbnail she looks like she has a mustache
>>586201098+100 house points
>>586201098those look like little mouths on her cheeks, which is even more terrifying
>>586201098Excellent.But who is this mysterious gentlewoman...
>>586201818now do a salvador dali
>>586199403Pardon me for misunderstanding anon
>>586201098>>586201818Well well, who is this distinguished Gryffindor gentleman
>>586201818And another 50 points for the best-styled mustache that Hogwarts has seen in many years.
>>586201818Come now, that's not the mustache she'd have
>>586202607Toothbrush?
>>586201985
>>586202762you know damn well that's not what I meant
>>586202901it's ACCURATE.
>>586202725Toothbrush.
>>586203036curse you and your infernal monkey's paw
wait no
>>586203223Now, that's perfect!Not much of a disguise, however.
>>586203223It's perfect. The gryffindorks will suspect nothing
Hello hypogigis, (Halloween!) movie night will be tomorrow on Saturday, October 31st at 6:30pm EDT (10:30pm UTC). Our films for this week will be Hack-O-Lantern followed by The Evil Dead.See you there!>>586196118Happy Halloween!>>586202762A work of art.
>>586204661>Evil dead?The remake or the original? Both are good for different reasons
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>>586205219I was planning to do the original, unless a lot of people ask for the remake instead?
>>586204196Are you sure?
>>586201098I don't know who this gentleman is, but no matter how amazing his moustache is, it's still little more than peach fuzz compared to the usual moustache Parsley forgets to shave.
>>586209487Original plis
>>586211252i am going to do a violence to you, please wait warmly.
>>586212181I'll have an easier time waiting warmly if you hold me close bby <3
Hi, I posted about making a sound novel version of book 1 a while ago; here's an update. Chapter 1's backgrounds are more or less done (and I've got most of the audio figured out), so I'm moving on to making character sprites for it. I have ultimately decided to just use my own art style, but I'm still using filtered photographs for backgrounds like the 07th games have.I was considering genderswapping other characters besides Malfoy since I have enjoyed the concepts for them almost as much as Malfoy's, gender swapping doesn't really affect book 1 much, and I doubt I'll adapt further books anyway.... but I think it'd probably be best if I didn’t. You can have these sketches for them though.When I'm done with chapter 1 I'll post the game here as a demo of sorts. Thanks for reading my blogpost. Until next time
You people will pay for promoting an incel meme.
>>586209487Original, it'll match the vibes
>>586212721die die die
>>586213019The funniest thing is that they could just discredit Malfoid by claiming it was Luna and only terminally online retards or whatever saw Malfoid on it.
>Malfoid is "inherently incel" because they are saying soI don't get it. Because trannies hate HP, anything to do with it that gets popular is "incel"? Alright buddy.
>>586213262Some terminally online but completely out of touch people think foid is like a slur used exclusively by incels
>>586213019Journalists really do have no 'tegrity and write anything as clickbait. >Steffi CaoInteresting name, wonder what else she's written about
>>586213405>Moid>FoidI've seen those used to the same effect as men and women. It doesn't have the sting behind it anymore
>>586213075I will if you hold me tight bby. Just be careful not to tickle me with that fuzzy thing.
wake up
>>586220926LET ME SLEEP AAAAAAAAAANight shift in Europe.
This is actually so good. LOLhttps://www.youtube.com/live/mJScHup6cJ8https://www.youtube.com/live/9-fApijVsrY
>>586178242This has no right to be this cute!
I was thinking of the timeline where Hermione would be the love interest and she would have the character of the first trilogy of books and none of Rowling's self projecting and political injection bullshit of book 4 and beyond. I concluded that....-She's fucking crazy.-She's too fucking powerful. -There is no conceivable competition. Kid me would be so rightfully vindicated for having a crush on her back before Goblet of Fire and it's consequences....
>>586225549pardon me but what political injection do you see in the books
>>586225549uh huh yeah me too
>>586213262It's 'incel' because it promotes a great love story
https://youtube.com/shorts/KdQU4eBIm40
>>586227920Man, I've heard some bad takes on her name, and Dracella is way up there. That and>/shorts/
>>586213019
>>586225549>Reading about more naggingNo thank you
>>586235097Just like you cut out the garbage that is Draco Malfoy and replace it with actual appeal, Hermione is entirely within your power to fix too.And Rowling can eat a dick, I'm also removing every other retarded death and random character assassination borne of her mood swings. The universe is at my will, so are you free to fix anything.
>>586213019What's "incel meme"?
>>586237030You keeping everyone alive or just the Weasley twin, Lupin and Tonks?
>>586238904You know their deaths were dogshit when you forget they even died....
>>586239841So Lavender or whatever Ron's ex GF name was, Moody and Hedwig. Who else?
I am the Grand Wizard of Hogwarts.
Ending my pure bloodline for demonically sexy mudblood vixens.
>>586235097I mainly like her design here, no need to get utterly up in arms
>Have a bunch of shit left to do today but can't stop digging through Malfoid artSend help!
bulli tummi
>>586212838Nice.And I agree with the choice: so you'll be able to make sequels easily if you ever fancied to in the future. Although yeah that would be a lot of work, I understand stopping at the first.Good luck and good work.
Ao3 being down bothers me immensely
>>586244253I curse you I curse you may your sons be born gay
>>586247847Jokes on you, with my luck I'd only get daughters anyway
I like this one. Very wholesome.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt1NZKU91VA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C-WGaaLr_8w
>>586250675Nah, surely daughters wouldn't be that bad
>>586252495Nah, ultimate and final cuck. Think about it logically.
>>586253451You forgot the picture of Merry smoking his pipe
>>586253451classic pasta
Happy Halloween
Boo!!
>>586257123DEMENTOR DEMENTOR!!
Hufflepuff vampires
>>586262080best I can do are succubus's
>>586264939Dem Hufflepuffs are craaazy, boy.You'd think they just teach each other knitting and cooking but they cook up some real crazy stuff in their potion pots inside their common room. No idea what they get on but your pelvis WILL break and you WILL be drained dry. Not even the dorms are safe! They know every password!
>>586262080Hufflepuffs dress up as dryads for halloween
>>586265471isn't sexual relations with down syndrome people illegal? or a huge social faux pas at least?
>>586265495Gremlim Malfoid is so cute
>>586266706The Gryffindor goes ADVENTURE AWAITS! HUZZAAAAA!!! And picks a fight the hot Slytherin bully or kills a basilisk or something.The Hufflepuff with the most mundane hobbies and pastimes will randomly mention that one time he somehow met this guy in an animal costume and beat up a clown committing robberies with dangerous prank toys.Or the Hufflepuff(picrel) casually drops how she wiped out a poacher camp while breaking every bone in their bodies with only all the school allowed charms.
Didn't expect a ship to sail at this hour but this is my new personal canon. LMFAOhttps://youtu.be/l_2EMTXG5RA
Club Events in 57 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8EB1GsyMt0
>>586269579I guess it's canon now.
>>586269579>>586271180Hermione and Ginny in shambles, kek
>>586227560Can Malfoid teach incels to yearn with dignity?
>>586251348Shit, was just about to post this. Well, in any case, hope they do more and not just this one bit.
Club Dance starting now.
The ender of bloodlines.One glance and those honest pureblood boys could never look at pure witches ever again, being consumed by craving for those fit and well fed MUDBLOOD bodies shaped by honest labor, free of severe silver and mercury poisoning and not looking like a skeleton from lack of exercise... DISGUSTING!!!
>>586276096>mudblood found the muggle nudie magIt's all over.
>>586273479>Book men are experts at yearningAnd groveling. Women love seeing their book groveling
Club Quiz starting now.
Hello hypogigis, and happy Halloween!booJust a reminder that movie night is today at 6:30pm EDT (10:30pm UTC) — that is, in about 3 hours and 45 minutes from the time of this post, and our films for this week will be Hack-O-Lantern (1988) followed shortly thereafter by The Evil Dead (1981).See you there soon!
The man himself posted his version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4haW72dgVM8As usual kind of a cameo fest but still good. Would've liked it more Malfoid themed though, if I'm honest.
>>586281283If only he hadn't used that "chromatic aberration" filter.... It’s so irritating to the eyes.
>>586281283Who?
Since it's Halloween, I have a shitpost for you. Be afraid.Gryffindors follow a stereotypical Pareto distribution, with the top cats fucking every girl and the rest of the guys larping as lone knights on a glorious mission, apparently delusional.emough to be unfazed by all that. Their girls claw and bite like it's a fucking battle: someone's blood *will* spill tonight, one way or the other.Slytherins of both sexes always get engrossed in their edgy intricate sexual power plays that play out throughout the whole day, to the point they barely even realize how they rarely even have actual intercourse. Probably they would not care about this irrelevant detail even if you pointed it out, and would both just look at you with educated disdain and sarcastic superiority: you lesser peasants really don't *get* it, do you?Ravenclaw "spicy" nights start with "foreplay" consisting of passionate nerd-talks on how one should arrange the moon phase, alchemic salts, mood charms, seed retention techniques (the list goes on) in order to minmax the pleasure and even possibly the magical aptitude of any potential accidental offspring. But it's all worth it when all this work finally culminates in absolutely *NO* sex at all in any shape or form, only in self-assigned homework to further improve the "sexy" scenario for "next time" because the conditions are not "quite optimal" tonight (they go to bed more excited than anybody else regardless, believing themselves mind-blowingly satisfied some-fucking-how).Hufflepuffs fuck like goofy fluffy slutty cuddly rabbits. Nobody has any idea how they manage to still blush as you bed them after all the wild kinky stuff they've done and seen, nor how they can make gay sex look straight and straight sex look a bit gay too. Literally living sex-toys, no dignity nor shame nor protection.
>>586282715Send this to Rowling so she can put it in her next lore drop.
>>586282715>>586283591This is not fucking canon.
But this is!
>>586284457It truly is
>>586282715wow. that was terrible. thanks anon!
>>586282715Truke
The music this guy made sounds perfect for a VNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZPFwunFaVw
>>586213019>4/10 chink with a white cock fetish is mad that white men are lusting after a white blonde girlKek.Also, which house would she be in?
Absolute Cinema once again!https://youtu.be/lGvzVZNxuxY
>>586291838This guy just doesn't fucking sleep.
>>586291742Useless English degree graduates are very Ravenclaw.
>>586291838Alice
>Cressida made multiple blunders in her preparation for that fateful Halloween night.>She terribly miscalculated the amount of bandage her outfit would need. >She forgot to think about how a costume consisting of only bandages would even work. "Mummies are just tied up, simple, right?">She fumbled a custom charm meant to keep the thing together.>In panic she called for the ever reliable New Fifth Year to unbind her.>Now she's unable to say a single spell without tripping over her words, not even the duplication charm to make more bandages.>Neither ended up being in the mood for going after all. The Room of Requirement provides everything anyway.>They only showed up the next afternoon.>Every house point lost for that inexplicable absence was a house point well spent.
>>586296124Reminder that Deputy Headmistress Matilda Weasley tracks everything through the Field Guide.Is she the one to calmly award 500 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR in this time period?Or maybe should it be Professor Fig, since he's the Dumbledore figure without the headmaster powers?
Movie night will be delayed by 15 minutes to 6:45pm EDT (10:45pm UTC) — in about 45 minutes from the time of this post — as I am running a bit late.Sorry for the inconvenience!
Poppy is a national treasure.
>>586284647this but mega
I'm sure it's been posted before but whateverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCw-OnwEKBw
>>586301227Forgot picrel. LOL
Movie night starting in 15 minutes; today we are watching Hack-O-Lantern (1988) followed by The Evil Dead (1981).Get your spooky snack of choice and come join us!https://caracal.club/hpggParty
>>586283163The myth, the man, the fact that he does ecchi now absolutely flabbergasted me.
>>58628464712? holy shit, Harry.
>>586303878that's what she said
>>586303878
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyHack-O-Lantern (1988) starting now.
>>586301626This reminds me that there is a power trip-like fic where Harry Potter just before Hogwarts was time traveled to Hogwarts Legacy as the protagonist, and then after the events of the game was time traveled back to his era, and among other things, a few of the girls from the game found ways to persist until he finds them.
>>586305359kino
Hack-O-Lantern finished; The Evil Dead (1981) starting in 20 minutes. Go pee or whatever!https://caracal.club/hpggParty
The cooking vids are over, Mellow.
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyThe Evil Dead (1981) starting now.
>>586317895I think they were cursed in more than one way, seeing how I'm suddenly coughing very bad now.
>>586318498that's the punishment for trying to escape them
>>586318982I didn't try that unfortunately, I just muddied the waters by replying instead of M because I'm a cool no-rules basement kid like Tommy in the movie.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spoopy
>>586291742Someone that bitter would surely be a squib janitor, no?
>>586301304Make Education Great Again?
>>586331838make england gay again
>>586331838Megamelons
>>586333343>Megamelons>is flatcurious
>>586336094hilarious
How does Malfoy react to Dobby quitting his family's service to go work at Hogwarts in the books?
Goodnight hypogigis
>>586336674Never acknowledged.Rowling forgets about him practically entirely until his shock value death in book 7.
>>586338243goo night goo dreams
Turning Malfoid into a girl .... is nothing more than Zoomers' fear of adversity, conflict and competition with their peers translating itself into neutralizing other threatening males by making them into weak and helpless women
>>586339224Since when was Malfoy ever a threat to anyone, his most defining characteristic is being a little bitch coward always crying to his Daddy
>>586339224
>>586333029The British Empire was built on rum, sodomy and the lash I suppose
>>586338256That's just the movies
>>586333343Make Education Great Again melons?
>>586339224>t. boomerokay unc
>>586348868Famously, British public schools like Hogwarts were seen as responsible for instilling those values through sports, homosexuality, etc that built the Empire. Rowling essentially just remade Tom Brown's School Days with girls and magic
>>586349460I thought it was more the pressganging random men into the Navy and flogging them, actually
>>586350392kek
Good morning hypogigis
Madlad made a sequel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mCtCdB3hrg
Even if Draco was a girl, there is no assurance she would be beautiful instead of just looking like Tom Felton in drag
>>586358484That sounds like copium, ngl.
>>586358484Why would Malfoid develop like a male? R u dumb?
troons are mad with Malfoid kek
>>586360341>coombait>but its so sassy I am so torn. you cannot comprehend the anguish.My heart feels so full with mirth and hate. Man is not meant to exist like this
>>585703417Is it one piece or cut in pieces like GKs? Willing to share .stl? I'm trying to learn how to paint figs.>>585730279So it's one-piece. Are you going to paint it with brush?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586366646Guy on the most left looks like Snape lol
>>5863666466/10It needs to have OFF/ON, and maintain a realistic style.
>>586348931Two cameos is the opposite of that.
>>586370115
>>58637309610/10
>>586331745Iris...cute...
>>586373096saved
New Lumos Lumoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQDwNsgz0LcAmazing quality as before, but only the characters singing the song this time, and most of it is in Korean so have no fucking clue what they're saying.
>>586375451To be fair the original Lumos Lumos version is korean actually. And while I like the aesthetic and story arc of the shorts, I prefer Zandran's overall take of the characters being a hate to love arc to Lumos Lumos' respectful rivalry(?) from the very beginning. But I guess it's more inspired by past Korean version of Malfoid?Either way, it's a nice thing about this, everyone has their own takes.
>>586376583I'll idort.jpeg here and just say I like them both. Listen to Zandran's songs on a daily basis, but also the Lumos Lumos epilogue was just so downright peak it gave me the feels.
>>586381265I think I like Zandran's more because Harry is depicted as emotional as he is in canon.
>>586331745My future wife
>>586376583Zaneran's songs seem to have split into two timelines at this point. One following the books, the other is slice of life.
>>586385432*ZandranFucking autocorrect.
Club Events in 59 minutes.
Halloween is over... Now what?Everything just sucks ass...
Another Zandran banger.https://youtu.be/XLH4eKI5r60I yeeeeeeeeearn for Crabbe now! The madman did it again!
>>586390054sexo
>>586273479>Patience and respect.>Meanwhile what women actually want based on their fiction: Rape, Humiliation, Physical abuse, Rape, Objectification, Degradation, Rape...Learned cognitive dissonance instilled into them by education, media, and social circles have destroyed generations of these women at this point mentally.
>>586373096Looks like a 30-something y.o. AI makes white people look way too old
>>586390054OH NO. HER DEADPAN VOICE IS HOT.
>>586390054Will she kill herself with fiendfyre in the serious song series?
>>586390054>He cleared her background check and now she has his backHow does this man come up with such peak characters all the time, holy shit!
SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON GOYLE TOO!!!https://youtu.be/q1thocFv5w0Zandran's team is firing on full auto.
>>586397483>FemGoyle was the biggest shipper of them allONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>>586390054>>586397483I guess the idea is that their genderbend version are pretty inverted to their original one or something? I don't know why people don't just use Daphne Greengrass and Tracy Davis.
>>586397483>calls it first>wins
>>586402012Yeah I liked a lot how he managed most things so far, but I also just can't manage to like swapped Crabbe and Goyle. The only thing the change does is making them feel less threatening, which is a downside given their role in the story. I think it makes much more sense that they stay as male orbiters acting as bodyguards because of her dad's influence, after all Malfoy already has Pansy as her new bestie. It's a bit redundant. Being male also works better dramatically in the fiendfyre scene, remarking more brutally how she's no longer the privileged princess she used to be: makes the saving more cathartic.But it's fine since he seems to follow plot and characters closely most of the time, so I can simply ignore what I don't particularly like.I guess he also went this way because fewer people would have cared for regular Crabbe and Goyle songs.
>>586402012Who and who?
>>586403090Their entire role is removed to begin with, with the change of the gender and dynamic of Draco.
>>586403269Why would it be?
>>586403096Daphne Greengrass, Draco's future sister-in-law. She was and I guess still is the fandom's to go to Slytherin for fanfics if you want a blank slate character. Her most popular depiction is, funnily enough, a blonde ice queen (though there habe been variations). Tracey meanwhile was a conceptual Slytherin that never made it into the books, but didn't stop fans from using her. I think she was also listed as a half-blood in Rowlings notes.>>586403090There's also the fact that Slytherin dorm already had a big girl with Millicent Bulstrode.
>>586403269You're not very familiar with the trope of lady villain and two male henchmen, eh?
>>586406457>Millicent BulstrodeAh yeah, that's true.Thinking about Millicent Bulstrode, turning Crabbe and Goyle female would turn the whole polyjuice plot in the second book a bit too weird.On the flip side, keeping the two of them male but female Malfoy raises the stakes higher on Hermione not being able to come.
>>586409145To be fair, they only did that because they thought Draco was the heir to Slytherin. In a Malfoid scenario, that might not apply.
>>586409885I'm pretty sure it would still apply, after all even Draco was a far-fetched hunch from them.What they pased their rationale one was just:>having a long Slytherin line>"hehe next time it's your turn, mudbloods!"Even Hermione was highly skeptical, they just went with that because it was their only lead.
>>586410472>What they pased their rationale oneWhat the fuck.*based their rationale on Either way, it was also a way to get her to reveal if she had any idea on who the heir might be, so that works regardless.
Crabbe and Goyle should be kept male so the tension of them turning on and raping Malfoid is always there
>>586412802girls can rape too?
>>586412802Our warm thanks to the fairer sex for this insight.
>>586410472>>586410729Harry could dismiss her as heir because girl.
>>586402012probably the most consistent take on fem-Crabbe and Goyle i've seen is the dirty-blond and bob-cut version and they might as well be Daphne and Pansy anyway
>>586416815Maybe, but it could compensate with Hermione being more willing to make her pay.>>586417168I also always assume she's Pansy initially, then I realize.
>>586403372>>586406631Now apply some fucking critical thinking to figure out why does it no longer work.There is a reason they aren't used in all these animations and comics. Think about why natural selection led to this.
The way you retards are so obviously trying to keep the fatasses because you are trying to self insert is fucking hilarious....
>>586417168They actually are Daphne and Pansy in one set of AI shorts>>586418284Lumos Lumos had them, as well as that other famous Yule Ball based one.
>>586403090I can excuse genderbend Crabbe and Goyle since a) they're largely not even proper characters in the books and b) he kept the other key characters genders as in canon.
>>586418284>>586418640Many have them, and it works.No need to samefag and get so upset because your headcanon is not getting validated. >self-insertingIf anything turning them female would be the self-insterter choice, because it removes all additional males around Malfoid.Still a dumb ad hominem argument to make, however.
>>586403269Not really Malfoid may be the romantic heroine by the end but for the majority of the story She's a out right villainess, she needs her half-witted goons for her heavy lifting
>>586419065Agreed. I'm already glad the characters that matter the most stayed as I like, so while I would prefer it the other way for these two it's not some huge disappointment either.
Look at these nice windows, look at the relaxing color they project in the room.Once I play HogLeg I might start making comparisons on the different architectural visions for the castle, that's a major selling point there as well after all.
Large rooms like these are fancy too.It's almost that time of year to start lighting a cozy fire. But I'll spare you with further room autism for now.
>>586424360I forgot to tell you that this game has a subplot: the Weasley twins sometimes pop out of secret passages here and there to talk with you if you explore properly. It's a nice reference to the Marauder's Map, which at the time (2001) had not yet appeared in the movies and was only in the books.Basically, each time they ask you if you have 25 beans for them. Initially, they claim it's for>uh... "experiments"then after a few times they claim they need them to prank Slytherin. They reward you with chocolate frog cards if you can help them.As a child, I never got every single one of these events, so I've always completed the game without ever knowing what this prank was. This time I think I've got them all so far, so we'll see.Ignore the broken polygons on Harry's glasses, sometimes it happens when I switch windows.
>>586419858NTA We are talking about witches here not anorexic Frenchwomen with heavy metal poisoning. Crabbe and Goyle lost their "aura" as the books went on because having two pocket Dudleys stopped being intimidating when everyone got a Big Wand on their hip.Neither Draco nor Malfoid carry themselves with so much class Crabbe and Goyle would be acting like manservants either.Rowling just projected some kids that bullied her obnoxious ass and that's all they were for five books.
https://youtu.be/cZNPGtY9w44Now I suddenly need Malfoid power metal.
are women allowed to jank it during no nut novermber? I need my hypogigis to weigh in.
>>586430434women don't have nuts so they're exempt of course. in fact they should be trying to get you to lose to them.
Look at this madlad training his calves on the stairs on his way to Dark Arts class.I will go to sleep after uttering this bullshit.>>586430434>are women allowed to jank it during no nut novermber?Personally I think yes, from the sound of it. But they're still free to partecipate in solidarity too if they want.
Please go the fuck back to the other loser social media networks to discuss this NNN scam with your peers. Nobody wants it here, nobody is falling for it.
>>586430434I wasn't planning to try.
>>586431336I will now take part in it just to annoy you.>99999$+ just earned by 'NNN Scams Inc..'>99999$+ just lost by 'Gooning Goons & Co.'Such is my power. Enjoy your goblin stocks going down.
>>586430434If I wasn't allowed to then I've already lost. I've already been through the charge on 3/4 toys today. And I'm still flicking it. I can't be stopped.
>>586437045Mega...
>>586437248I'm not that powerful.
>>586437045Dani...
>>586437341What
>>586437624Mega squirts easily
>>586437721Source?
While primarily a male driven phenomenon, Malfoid has enough appeal to self-inserting foids to remain popular with both sexes. Unlike Petra Parker which is an explicitly transgender character and therefore has a lot of trans elements included such as gender dysphoria and affirmation that appeals only to troons
>>586437851
>>586437045Eva...At least trim first...
>>586438034Why would you save and post my picture?
>>586438504why wouldn't I?
>>586438849I don't know, it's weird.
>>586438985Don't make and post photos then if you don't want them saved? At least I didn't rename it something like mega squirt.
>>586437504>>586437045post a link we can help
>>586437045>>586430434Ywnbaw
>>586437958TRVKE NVKE GEM
>>586391489Women love degradation. It's a biological defense.Imagine you gained sentience as a creature that is evolutionarily designed to jiggle in ways that are pleasing to men, and you're on average smaller and weaker than them and if you were ever left in a room alone with a man and he decided not to uphold social norms he could have you bent over and be exploring your insides in seconds. Not only that, but the biological purpose of all of this is for you to allow your body to be ruined by pushing another human out of it, one that you will (with the exception of Lindsay Clancy) be biologically programmed to love and devote yourself to no matter what it does.You'd go insane.That's why women have to cope by finding pleasure in making themselves attractive to men, to be proud of being mothers. For hundreds of thousands of years, the conquering tribe killed the men and raped the women. Women that resisted would have also been killed, so it creates an evolutionary pressure to select for women that will submit to and even enjoy degradation. Without it, all female humans would become suicidal as soon as puberty hit and the reality of their situation dawned on them
>>586440460>the troon trooned troonilylmao
>>586437721gulp...
Mega is a man. You are discussing a man's orgasms
>>586440460do you think clancy is the first woman to ever go crazy and kill her kids?
>>586441478well, yeah anon everybody on the internet is a man
>>586441478His witch isn't
>>586437045London?
>>586441478They're pedo trannies roleplaying as little girls
>>586427332But Crabbe and Goyle never had much "aura" in the first place Darco himself was always a slightly more comical villain compared to Snape or Voldemort, and with Malfoid being a much more important character in her version of the story than in canon that also has the knock-off effect of giving Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy and the rest of slytherin house a lot more screen time
>>586438484That's not me!
>>586425632Harry with the cyberglasses.
>>586441478And?
Fem Crabbe and Goyle are bad ideas. Try to redeem them and fiendfyre no longer happens which is a romance narrative net loss and it dilutes Malfoids own story of redemption overcoming her DE family. Leave them the same personality wise and the visual element of the henchman is lost and they don't work as Malfoid's actual friend element who support her romantic discovery and development. On the same level as Cedrica and only above Ronnie and Severa in the tier list.
>>586447323The best way to preserve the original narrative while accommodating the changes brought about by Malfoid is to keep Crabbe and Goyle as they are, but only bring them up when needed, while Pansy and other female Slytherins like Daphne and Milocwnt become more important. Basically switching around the roles in the books where Crabbe and Goyle were the inner circle/righthand men while Pansy and the bitches were part of the Draco extended gang when tormenting Harry
>>586447323I only support Cedrica and FemRon to the extent I'd like to see how they'd react to being raped
>>586437958I'd like to argue but the fetishized cursed scars she gets depicted with and that being spread on social media by that type of accounts proves me otherwise. By the way the Sectumsempra scene literally only served to foreshadow the Half Blood Prince's true identity, because Snape PERFECTLY healed Draco, which only someone who knows the curse and it's reversal method could do, meaning it's inventor himself in this case. It's even retconned in the next book insisting Harry under any circumstances would default to Expelliarmus which even kills Moody and Hedwig over to make the point.The author HATED him and the readers HATED him. Only these degenerate readers of gay smut project their final gay power dynamics onto that scene.
>>586447882Pretty much, In the Malfoid timeline Crabbe and Goyle start to lose relevance in book 4 and 5 until they come back to obstruct Harry in book 6 and drink the DE koolaid in book 7. Book 4 or 5 can be where she makes actual friends rather than underlings.
>>586447323>but then [insert book event] doesn't happenWho. The. FUCK. Cares? Draco having a dick and being a whiny bitch boy doesn't happen either because Malfoid needs more balls than he got to be a love interest given how much guts the average girl already got in Harry's circle.
>>586419298Aside the AO3 fags and women poorly essaying with blue checkmarks that you just cherry picked, please. Nobody reads that shit aside the other AO3 refugees and literal theater kids attracted by the behavior.
>>586444773Crabbe and Goyle becomes a counterpart to Harry's friends by turning them into her roommates.People actively dislike the dumb background extras forced into the foreground and make them actual friends and emotional support (and wingwomen) when needed.Even Pansy of ever included gets completely rewritten from the background extra that's occasionally an inconvenience.>But [insert random name]! She's so good in pre-Malfoid fanfic!Nobody cares for the fanfic site community and it's collective headcanons, this wave of art and fiction is entirely independent and clean.
>>586449737>Who. The. FUCK. Cares?Because fiendfyre is a good scene? That it serves to give Malfoid a little hope before the BoH character wise? The only sensitive bitch here is you for crying that anons are pointing out your vision makes for a worse story.
If we're talking about minor Slytherin characters who become more important with Malfoid's sex change, I'd suggest Blaise Zabini as well, since he comes off as a bit of a zesty nigga and would be more likely to associate with girls as a prettyboy fag hag than brutes and thugs like Crabbe, Goy, and Marcus Flint
>mfw I learned Cedric isn't a real Anglo-Saxon name at all but was invented by Sir Walter Scott for Ivanhoe in the 19th CenturyI've been fed a lie my whole life
>>586449737Malfoid works, other genderbends don't. cope and seethe dickless nigger
>>586450657the thing is deathly hallows is the book that has to change the most in the Malfoid timeline to fit her final redemption into it and by extension Crabbe and Goyle and the rest of slytherin end up becoming more sympathetic characters as we the audience have gotten to know them a lot more with Malfoid's POV throughout the books.
>>586453683Not necessarily. You could just make them stay as is, and, on the contrary, make it peak angst from Malfoid's PoV when her beliefs start shifting yet has to maintain the cover in front of her fellow Slytherins and the Dark Lord. You could have Snape protecting her in the daily life of the seventh book, rewriting the oath from the previous book so he has to keep protecting her, and she thinks that is the only reason why he does it.
You're now thinking of the Harry Potter cast singing and dancing to an A-Teens song
>>586453683I personally like that Crabbe and Goyle become completely irredeemable in TDH with the torturing first years and DE worship as it what sets them apart from Malfoy, so I don't need them to become sympathetic. For Malfoid's pov I would use other characters to help redeem Slytherin, her actual friend characters not her henchmen who people are more free to come up with ideas and make likable while keeping a Slytherin edge.
>>586454969I'm thinking of plapping perfectly pliable 'puff posteriors
>>586456725pleasingly pornographic
>>586456725dilating devilishly
>>586454346>>586456530Thank you for putting on the honking nose to demonstrate why this is retarded.Appreciate the dedication.
>>586456530I don't see it in my mind Crabbe and Goyle are too stupid and cowardly to act on their own without Malfoid
>>586449737>Who. The. FUCK. Cares?A lot of people, it seems. Which is why the original concept was appealing to begin with.Careful, your schizo is showing again.
>>586461134They don't really need her when Hogwarts is death eater controlled. My read is they act the way the do when they have an authority backing them up.
>>586462172Goodnight anon
>>586462172goo night goo dreams
>>586450946And funnily enough, Blaise was in the movie version of the Fiendfyre scene after Crabbe's actor was fired and Goyle was made to roast himself instead. You know, that might actually work. Have Blaise take Crabbe's role.
>>586462172googoo night anon keep the buttplug snug :3c
>>586462203A lot also don't need your favorite fireworks scene to be book accurate conditions, yet you're the only ones bitching about others not doing things the way exactly you want.
>>586466189True. The entire point is that the Horcrux gets destroyed. That doesn’t necessarily have to have the room go up in flames, or a scene where Harry does the hero thing and rescues Malfoy despite their shitty past. By that point Harry and Malfoid would be sucking faces anyway.
>>586466723It's really telling Rowling was just either trying to get it over with or extremely tight on a deadline with how she just shood away or seemingly retconned bigger magic. The duel between Voldy and Dumbledore showed that high tier wizards don't do the whole fencing with nonverbal spells thing, they throw fucking Noble Phantasms at each other.But then Voldemort was just regular dueling people at the battle of Hogwarts while his opponents had the right skillset to do the same type of fight that happened in the ministry. The Fiendfyre moment is also a large scale spell that's somehow simple enough for a brickhead to cast.Goddammit outsource an anime adaptation of spinoff to the Japanese already!
Malfoid can easily manipulate and wrap Crabbe and Goyle around her finger with her feminine charm and family's wealth and prestige until the loss of the Malfoy aura by HBP and the realization that they can just physically overpower her and take what they want, lead to them revolting against her
>>586440460>hello yes I am a coomer gooner troon, why do you asknigga u posted cringe lmao
>>586467152>The duel between Voldy and Dumbledore showed that high tier wizards don't do the whole fencing with nonverbal spells thing, they throw fucking Noble Phantasms at each other.Would Malfoid be an Alter Ego or Pretender class Servant?
>>586475816Harry Potter would be a book series inspired by real events and Malfoid would be the surprise genderbend Servant since it turns the person the popular story was based on into a heroic spirit. Like Frankenstein and Jekyll.Malfoid is Caster and Harry gets Saber or Rider.
You two are talking in code
https://youtu.be/XqBJNn4TEA0?is=Yav6_nINef8-Lrbc
>>586478123And then Malfoid gets a summer version with Harry in it as a romantic couple.
>>586447323>offering criticism for Cedrica and femCrabbe/femGoyle in the same post >when he was already getting riled upUh oh, bad mistake. That's when you finally made the schizo snap for good.Seriously speaking though I agree with the post. I don't see much good out of swapping them, just a long unfolding scroll of flaws. The only positive is adding two cute girls, but at this point there's so many good ones with naturally good dynamics that moe would resent of inflation. For a serious rewrite, at least: cute tsundere OOC skits can keep them, I care less there.It actually makes me curious about how would original male Crabbe and Goyle work in one of the more lighthearted skits, since so far I see them used a lot in the serious versions but less so in the fluffy gag ones. Moe wingman giant retards.
>>586449737>Malfoid needs more balls than he got to be a love interest given how much guts the average girl already got in Harry's circleWell then, surely you'd appreciate not genderbending random side characters. Like Cedrica.Who would be a terrible genderbend. She wouldn't even enter the goblet, just could not see it happening. I'd imagine she'd way more horribly passive than her OU counterpart
>>586487028Cedrica would enter the tournament to bang Harry.
>>586487028Why wouldn't Cedric enter the tournament, even as a bitch? Its not like you can't find foids who are nuts enough to (e.g. Fleur), and as a Seeker, she'd be naturally more inclined than the median foid to take risks
>>586447323All the other genderswaps except Malfoid and fem-Cedric don't work if trying to create a serious Malfoid version of the story. The fem-Cedric one sounded like a wierd idea at first, but when I read the original discussions it actually does add to the story to a surprising degree. Imagine a parallel universe where that was the HP you read for the first time with no prior knowledge of the plot, that would be fucking nuts.
>>586487265No, I believe Cedrica would have no romantic ambitions towards Harry nor would she have any ambitions in entering her name into the goblet.I strongly suspect, seeing as she would be such a passive girl, she would drop out of Hogwarts and join a nunnery, living humbly and earnestly toiling away with God's grace. It'd fit her like a glove honestly
>>586487745Nah, Cedrica would definitely be the over bearing over protective big sis to Harry. Cedrica and Malfoid would be rivals and both of them would go "why do you still hang out with that loser?"
>>586487485Easy, Cedric a teenage moid, would have testosterone and poor thinking skills. He'd chuck his name in no worriesFleur put her name in because she's French, arrogant, French and arrogant.>even as a bitchCedrica is a dog now?>Seeker, she'd be naturally more inclined than the median foid to take risksCedrica doesn't have testosterone and would be risk averse, actually. Sports and a wizard death tournament are completely different. Please try to understand
>>586487745>nor would she have any ambitions in entering her name into the gobletAs >>586487485 said she would still be the Hogwarts golden girl and a competent risk-taker. You're right that notions of romance would be almost entirely one-sided from Harry (keyword "almost") but the ambiguity would never be fully resolved before she dies and exits the story.
>>586487861>Nah, Cedrica would definitely be the over bearing over protective big sis to Harry. Cedrica and Malfoid would be rivals and both of them would go "why do you still hang out with that loser?"Surely you jest, Cedrica just doesn't fit the bill for that. She seems like the quiet type who longs for a nunnery, away from strange men and boys. Very easy to imagine her spending her days contemplating the good book and doing the Lord's work
>>586487028>Who would be a terrible genderbendI strongly agree on this.>She wouldn't even enter the gobletI don't agree on this.If even Fleur the punching bag jobber coupd, she certainly could.
>>586488318>she would still be the Hogwarts golden girl and a competent risk-takerNo, not really. Considering that Cedric entered his with the urging of his entire house and coupled with the fact that he was a teenage boy, I don't see the same thing happening with Cedrica considering she'd be lacking a vital component to that decision. Fleur entered but again, that's because she's French and arrogant. That is certainly not Cedrica.>You're right that notions of romance would be almost entirely one-sided from Harry (keyword "almost")I am right, of course. Thank you. Bold to assume that Harry would have any interest in her, considering that he never considered any girl similar to Cedrica in the OU. Quite simply, not Harry's type.Cedrica yearns for the nunnery, to tend the Church gardens and read the good book and live simply. Perfectly suits her character really
>>586441956Be at the Greggs by the national gallery at 6, and have a chilli chicken roll in your front pocket.
>Malfoid when she sees Cedrica who didn't enter her name into the goblet because she's a sooky pants and a crybaby
>>586489098Well, it's clearly pointless to converse with you any further considering the amount of jewish sky daddy schizobabble in your posts so far
>>586489098Cedrica would definitely be the social climber and she would try to secure Pottah as her boyfriend for extra social butterfly points, basically a trophy boyfriend, the boy who lived is now her property.Then Malfoid will save Harry from evil Cedrica, the scene at the graveyard with Voldie killing Cedrica ends with Malfoid saving Harry.
>>586489686Ha! Knew that'd get you lmao. Any mention of Christianity and you get absolutely tilted lmao.Peace be with you, I'm better than you>>586489803>Cedrica would definitely be the social climber and she would try to secure Pottah as her boyfriend for extra social butterfly points, basically a trophy boyfriend, the boy who lived is now her property.Seems a bit redundant, considering you already have Malfoid who is a better character for that and embodies the traits for the sort of behaviour. Seems quite a nonsensical claim actually.Cedrica just doesn't have any justifiable personality traits to justify behaving like that.
>>586488576Is she that much of a lightweight?Because I can see it with that feeble aristocrat constitution.
>>586490375Malfoid is a tsundere aristocrat, there is no social climbing for her because she is already at the top (at least in her own mind)
>>586490375>I'm better than youThat's pharisee behavior man.
>>586481649Looking forward to Bellatrix adding Malfoid to her list of conquests alongside Hermione
>>586490617I'm quite literally not obligated to extend goodwill to those that hate and deny God. That'd make me a hypocrite
>>586490574Nta, but to explain a Hufflepuff being a social climber does not make much sense to me. Ambition is a defining Slytherin trait on par with pride, Hufflepuffs tend to be humble and content. Especially so their champion, one would assume.>I tricked myself into an unironic Cedrica discussionUh. Well, you guys go on.
>>586490574>Malfoid is a tsundere aristocrat, there is no social climbing for her because she is already at the top (at least in her own mind)Part of being on top is making sure you stay on top, I suppose
>>586491386I was completely unaware that Cedrica was a Hufflepuff, I just assume she was a Gryffindor based on her behaviour during the tri wizard tournament
>>586491545>me when I lieI distinctly remember you saying that she had her entire house behind her, she's the best Hufflepuff.Lmao>her behaviour during the tri wizard tournamentShe never entered bro, she's in a nunnery bro, she's hiding from you bro cos you're fucking crazy bro
>>586491853Cedrica is in Gryffindor, you are just lying.
>>586491984Why would you lie to me like that? I just agreed with you when you said Cedrica would renounce Hufflepuff and join a nunnery. Please stop with these sick little games
Its not just Hufflepuff, Cedric does have a major personal motivation for chasing glory: an overbearing father, in whom he has invested all the family's hopes and dreams.At some point Cedric should have confided in Harry the weight of the crushing burden of being Hogwarts' legitimate champion, of being a perfect role model, as well as the only relevant Hufflepuff character, and the expectations of the fat faggot Amos Diggory. It would have been a moment of vulnerability which Rowling should have included even for the original Cedric
>>586492398You are the one lying here
>>586491545Read the books already, it will make theorizing way more fun.And yes, Cedric being a hufflepuff is what makes Harry disliked by the whole school including the other usually friendly hufflepuffs at the beginning of the tournament.>Oh here comes the usual glory-seeking gryffindor stealing the thunder once again. Dude you already get on the news like every other week, just let us have this one for once with our beloved kind-hearted chad ffs>>586491984>>586492398This is stupidly hilarious.
>>586492461No it's you and its tearing me apart. I would like for you to read the Bible with me so we can reconcile properly
>>586492793Ok, lets read the Bible then
>>586493341Thank you fren. It says right here that Jesus says you're a gay little weirdo and God also thinks that as well (He still loves you)
*Mwah mwah hugs and kisses mwah mwah*
>>586492436That's an interesting perspective, but I believe the point is that Cedric had a personality that could shoulder all that and stay kind.Besides, his father's expectations for him did not seem to come from ambition but from genuine love.It felt less like a pressuring>these accomplishments are what make me love my son and be proud of himand more like a>I love my son so much, everything he does fills me with such pride and joy!I think he didn't feel a lot of pressure to begin with, and that's why he helped Harry.Amos' affection was mesnt to be genuine and sincere in order to make Cedric's death hit harder.
Cute. All's well that ends well.This is how arguments and rivalries should end, good job anons.Much to learn!
Cedric is not that innocent. Remember that in CC (which remains, despite the screeching, completely canon), he turns Death Eater after being humiliated by Harry
Malfoid 1 - Harry 0
I the high from that drugged cupcake became a core memory for her it seems.https://x.com/Zandranrix/status/2117282566097248654Early Hermione being the type that will start cooking drugs the moment a situation needs a creative solution will never stop being funny.Even her trial at the Philosopher's Stone was "You are going to cook the drugs RIGHT, Granger.".
>>586496520>CC>Canon*Charges the absolute motherload of all Avada Kedavras with true and clear intent*
>>586492436Cedric is a Hufflepuff. He's a normal, cool, chill guy with a loving father and this whole death game is just a wacky side quest in his chill school sim of a life.He just rolled nat1 initiative in the graveyard.
>>586499328Cedrica groomed Harry
>>586499572
>>586499858Woah... where do I find more of this?
>>586499572She's the amazing onee-san with an eye for younger boys. Her giving a tip about the egg was just an excuse for them to fuck like rabbits in the prefect baths seven days a week at night.
The death of both Creevey brothers during the Battle of Hogwarts, and the likely extinction of their family line as a result thereof, is meant to evoke the particularly British memory of the Western front in the First World War, in which the traditional regimental recruiting practice of drawing manpower from a specific geography could result in the depopulation of entire villages after heavy casualties in a single battle
My beloved...https://x.com/Zandranrix/status/2117289662205043091
>>586500463>Her giving a tip about the egg was just an excuseWhy didn't I think of this before?
>>586499328Much like Malfoy, Cedric much more interesting as a woman.Is this another case of Rowling writing a woman and making the character a man?
How would this scene play out differently with Malfoid?
>>586502003>Malfoid was jealous of CedricaDon't tell me the tension isn't there
>>586501782She never wrote them as women. Draco is based on the rich brats that bullied her obnoxious ass in school. Since she was the public entertainment bullies would naturally beeline to get daily like Draco does with Harry. Cedric is whatever upperclassman jock she had a crush on.
>>586502003Probably exactly the same, except she'd feel bad about it after. Maybe even a little guilty if she was jealous of Cedric and wanted him dead >>586502097One more thing that contributes to the worsening rift between Harry and herself after the brief thaw from the Yule Ball, which eventually leads to her getting sectum sempraed in HBP
A tittyfuck from Malfoid wouldn't end just because I'm cumming for the fifth time...
>>586502708but her bullies were girls
>>586502003POTTAAAH YOU GAVE CEDRICA ATTENTION INSTEAD OF ME AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED. STOP CRUSHING ON THE UPPERCLASSMEN
>>586503904this but mega
>>586504642 ...mind.
Club Events in 32 minutes.
>>586504154Not really, Pansy was just the hot Stacy she seethed over in envy.
>>586487028>Nooooo she wouldn't because giiiirlGenuinely.... are you fucking GAY, or fat foid hands are typing those comments?
Fucking derped and dropped two links. Take 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8MGUhfDLHY
>>586506892No, really, look it up. Draco was confirmed to have been modeled after an actual girl that bullied her in school. I mean think about it, about how effeminate he was, and the kind of "bullying" he did throughout the series. Does that sound like what a bloke would do? Nah man, a bloke would beat your ass, steal your lunch money, and maybe even take your shoes too if they fit him. The kind of bullying Draco does is just the kind of scheming shit women go for when they bully other women.
>>586509112He was getting his ass beat on multiple occasions because he's a little shit beta that's all bark and no real bite living in the shadow of the jocks and alphas and trying to piggyback on their standing in the physical hierarchy.He's the type that buys the support of the gorillas.Again, he's too close to actual boys. She observed them.
>>586509581
>>586487861Being the over protective big sis =/= wanting to fuck.
>>586500715Cool.A bit retarded that practice, but I see how that would work before casuality rates spiked with the advent of gas weapons, trenches and so on.
>>586510131Porque no los dos?
>>586501782>Cedric much more interesting as a womanEven as a heterosexual man I must say: not really.
>>586504313
>>586510131Onee-san = WE YEARN.
>>586510131There would totally be some incredible jealousy.look at this >>586510852
Well shit, this guy managed to pull this off in minimax h3 alone. If you can get such constant good quality locally this is bloody insane.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGHlwJHpdHU
yearning after the melons
>>586513235I was yearning for a cheeseburger so I went and got one. Now I'm content and ready for a nap.
No more soul for you! https://x.com/Zandranrix/status/2117295289069387816
When the Hogwarts champions go together to the Yule Ball secret NG+++ cutscene.FUCK I YEEEEEEARN!!!!!!
Socks or tights?
>>586518737I do love the one series where she's possessed by Tom Riddle's diary and is stirring the pot for more romance.
>>586519121Socks
These are fucking PEAK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq6I-muf1AYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phDF7cNn1hg
>>586519204Which one?
>>586519121Socks for Y1-3, tights after
>>586520402Malfoid Won't Admit Ithttps://youtube.com/@somalynos
>>586519121Both possesses absolute power over men when used with mastery.
>>586521406Is...is that using Fate/Strange Fake as base for the art style?
But why genderbend X and Y? What does it add?A: More yearning by having a cast of a high variety of flavors. B: It's fucking hilarious.C: HOTD: Any combinations of the above.
What would Narcissa think of her daughter having feelings for Harry?
>>586523857A: NOT MY DAUGHTER, GOLDEN BOY!!!B: Can you give me at least 7 but preferably 14 grandchildren?
>>586521756Never watched it, but if it looks like it...
>>586524393
My first season is done. Good that Simon finally managed to add some songs other than Crawling to his playlist.It's been weeks so I should probably join the club already.
>>586519746Do... muggles really dip chips in milkshakes?
>>586523857Easier to convince than Lucius, she'd just need a nudge on order to begrudgingly (secretly gladly) assume the role of the stern mother in law.Remember that she already chose to risk her own life by pretending Harry was dead after Voldemort "killed" him, just because Harry reassured her that her Draco was alive.If she knew he'd saved her life, she would be even more willing to accept this.
>>586528085Did the books actually ever mention that she was super blood supremacist and such? I'm mainly wondering because she might actually be supportive of the relationship even as early as the Yule Ball but has to keep her mouth shut when Voldemort comes back.
>>586527557heh
>>586481649>>586508478
>>586529207She does not have any explicit line on that one way or the other, but it's pretty obvious from the description and attitude that she's meant to be a pureblood supremacist too.Besides, she was shown to be friendly with her sister Bellatrix to the point they even call each other cute nicknames, while it's stated that their original family basically disowned the third sister (Tonks' mother) for marrying a muggle.I don't think that she would be much more accepting than Lucius by year 4. After the Hogwarts battle instead, yes.
>>586527557Congratulations on the huge step forward, Mrs. Potter. It took less time than I expected.
>>586530327It depends if you ask me. Mainly because Draco was so important to her she went against Voldemort twice, so one can assume that would also count towards a daughter. And if Harry was someone who clearly makes her daughter happy, I could see her far more torn on the whole thing when shit hits the fan, since it's far more personal than 'Harry is just her son's rival'. And pre-Book 4 she might actually teasingly support her daughter's crush if only because, despite it all, Harry is an influential person in the wizarding world.
>>586481649Jesus christ, that Bellatrix is terrifying
ABSOLUTE. FUCKING. CINEMA!!!https://youtu.be/Y8MGUhfDLHY
Hah, this one actually uses Pansy and Daphne as Malfoid's sidekickshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhl9va9S4oM
>>586533484Malfoid in that long, tight dress robe is absolute sexo and Harry getting to bang that after all is said and done is the best thing ever.
>>586534425It's Pansy's first actress and second actress(de-browned LMAO) as Crabbe and Goyle.
>>586534821This is usually the case in these videos for some weird reason, but here at some point she actually says specifically "Pansy" and "Daphne".So they got them correctly.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586533484I liked the concept of latest two, but I also can't help but think that he's milking it as much as he can before doing the actual final battle lmao.
>>586548101>>586533484I can't get that stupid dementor song out of my head. It's the kind of bubble gummy that never leaves my head, and I can't stop listening to it.
mega in a microbikini
>>586550405mega pregnant in a microbikini
Wizzas in slingkinis
>>586550452Hot... Who's the dad?
>>586502003Moidfoy talks like such a bitchy girl. Bravo Rowling, bravo. Fooled everyone for 20 years
>check the booru>80 pics of regular Draco>4,500 of Malfoid
>>586550405>>586550452Make Education Great Again?
>>586555314The flat witch
>>586555770Who are the other flatties?
>>586556028no one
Impregnating Malfoid is the ultimate emasculation and humiliation of the Draco character.
>>586556248No flat tummies? Sad.
>>586509581>He was getting his ass beat on multiple occasions because he's a little shit beta that's all bark and no real bite living in the shadow of the jocks and alphas and trying to piggyback on their standing in the physical hierarchy.He's the type that buys the support of the gorillas.You are describing a woman, Schizo anon. You've just schizobabbled how a manipulative woman behaves. Somewhere in your deeply fractured psyche understands what's true.>Again, he's too close to actual boys. She observed them>Moidfoy, modelled after specific female upperclass bully of Rowling>Rowling has stated as such>Too close to actual boysYou are a fool anon
>>586555770Make Education Great Again?
>>586557225> how a manipulative woman behavesAt some point, when Crabbe and Goyle finally turn on Malfoid, they ought to cite all the years of being cockteased and bossed around for no reward, and start unbuttoning their trousers. Harry and/or the Fiendfyre are the only thing that prevent the inevitable consequence
>>586556248I don't believe you.
>>586558083Glad that you've finally admitted that the Fiendfryre running rampant from Crabbe's stupidity and Harry saving Malfoid is a vital plot point that needs to happen
>>586558083You're all falling into the same trap Rowling did by making all of Slytherin irrevocably evil, Something Malfoid's should solve with her mere existence as Slytherin's Queen Bee as they all rally behind in the final battle, finally ending their millennium long rivalry with Gryffindor and uniting the two houses
>>586530121
>>586559490I don't know who you think you are talking to. I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
Heard they updated the Malfoid lore. Where is the Anakin content?
>>586560418Some, not all. Crab and Goy are out and out hardcore deatheaters by the time of Deathly Hallows and not bystanders trying to lay low like the other Slytherins who get locked up before the battle by Filch. The fact that book Crabbe and movie Goyle die is Rowling's way of reminding us that political extremism has no place in middle class Tory globohomo Britain
>>586549917>boo-boo-
>>586561785My mistake. You're retard rape anon, I assumed you were retard schizo anon. My apologies
>>586559490Harry saving Malfoid from Fiendfryre is one thing, but Crabbe doesn't necessarily have to be the one to cast it there was still the two death eater teachers at Hogwarts at the time why not have one of them cast it instead
>>586562908Aren't they already taken out (and one of them crucioed by Harry) by this point
>>586562086>Some, not all.it kind is all actually, Crabbe and Goyle are basically the only Slytherins other than Malfoy you can trust anyone to be able to name without having to look them up
>>586561914The current Anakin trend among the Zoomerwaffen is just straight up wish fulfilment and projection of his struggle onto the current economic and social situation. Unlike Malfoid which is an attempt to rectify an obvious shortcoming in the original story. While I'm sure that some here self-insert as Harry I don't think most see themselves in him or Malfoid the way they do for Anakin
>>586562908No, it makes sense considering the sequence of events and character motivations.>The CarrowsDeath Eaters, if I'm remembering correctly they were already apprehended and locked up by this point. So they're a no go.>CrabbeStill lackeying, eager to please Voldemort. Obviously going to follow Malfoid if he can get the chance to either kill or capture Harry. Obviously in his overeagerness he'd cast the Fiendfyre and incinerate himself. It doesn't make any sense as to change that
>>586563782That's why it is necessary to increase the role of the minor Slytherins (especially the foids which would be a natural development of Malfoy being female herself). Crabbe and Goyle are only there to serve the narrative role of mooks to the main bully. They don't need to be redeemed
>>586564284
I think Crabbe and Goyle play an essential narrative purpose as a warning of what happens to women who think that they can command and order around physically stronger, dangerous and immoral men at whim without it backfiring on them, and what happens when they no longer have the protections of privilege or social convention
>>586564645yeah your mom should've aborted you.
>>586564645unless your first name is Conan and your middle name is The no amount of physical strength is ever going to matter in a school for mages
>>586564481
>>586565119Crabbe is a powerful wizza, he cast fiendfyre
>>586564645>Retard rape anonDoes rape give you a phantom ache or whatever in your axe wound?
>>586565119Harry, Fred and George were still able to physically kick Malfoy's ass during that quidditch match when he insulted Molly
>>586565318And killed himself lmao. Crabbe is quite literally The Raped tm
>>586564645>Crabbe and Goyle unzip trousers>Y-y-you owe u-us foid!>Malfoid casts Eunuchus Troonacium>Malfoid does not get rapedNow what?
>>586565916They rub their axewounds all over her face which is frankly a more terrifying prospect than a dicking
>>586566156>Crabbe and Goyle immediately bleed out of their gaping woundsNow what?
>>586564024if they've been captured they can escape and find a far more satisfying end dying in FiendfryreCrabbe and Goyle need their own little redemption arc if only to prove that Slytherin as a whole can be redeemed, Malfoid shouldn't have to throw away her entire Family, her friends and belief system wholesale to fight alongside Harry
>>586563970I am not here for the shipping anyway. I am here for the funnies.
>>586564256at that point you might as well cut Crabbe and Goyle out of the books altogether and replace them with Pansy and Daphene
>>586566504That's the point, Slytherin as a whole should not be redeemed, only the "good" ones like Snape and Slughorn, the handsome/pretty ones like Malfoid, and the others like Pansy who were supposedly not aware of the Holocaust and are needed to provide a bulwark against the spread of communism in Europe. Ugly, radicalized retards like Crabbe and Goyle have no place in the new world Harry and friends are trying to build. Remember, these people bullied JK in school.
>>586566780We still need their brute muscle to intimidate Harry and Ron, and do Malfoy's bidding. Pansy and Daphne are girls, and therefore immune from tangling with Harry and Ron. Look at how Draco couldn't do shit when Hermione was beating his ass
>>586566504>Crabbe and Goyle need to be redeemed Nah, they can serve as a Slytherin foil to Malfoid. They're completely on board with being Death Eaters and Voldemort's grand plan.I do agree with you on the other bit. There's other moid and foid characters in Slytherin that can be used to show that Slytherin isn't a one dimensional le evil chuddie house.Off the top of my head:>Blaise>Nott>Greengrass>Davis
>>586566504The moment Crabbe and Goyle turn on Malfoy should be enough indication that they were never really his/her "friends", they let themselves be led due to the Malfoys' power and proximity to Voldemort, and once this was exhausted, had no problem ditching him in an attempt to advance themselves
>>586566504>Malfoid shouldn't have to throw away her entire Family, her friends and belief system wholesale to fight alongside HarryNigga, Malfoy's redemption arc IS him ditching his belief system. The reason why the original Draco's redemption seems kind of halfassed is that we don't see him recanting his beliefs in the books/movies, we are only told afterwards in the supplementary material. It looks like him and his parents are turning away from Voldy only because they are scared to die (and we know from the same supplementary material that Lucius does retain his pureblood supremacist views afterward.)The whole point of Malfoid being converted by Harry's dick is that in this case, she goes from passively sneaking off to actively rejecting and renouncing the Deatheaters to join him
>>586566392She gets raped by the Fiendfyre.
>>586567160>We still need their brute muscle to intimidate Harry and Ron,but they don't even do that right Harry's already used to dealing with Dudley and he could bulldoze all 3 of them if not for magic, even at their worst Crabbe and Goyle are just accessories to Draco and just as often end up their own victims when his antics backfire on them
I think we all just want to fuck a girl wearing a catholic schoolgirl outfit.
>>586567808Why? Crabbe and Goyle were already Malfoy's lackys long before Voldemort returned and he was presumed dead, they were right by his side when Darco offered Harry the boy who killed Voldemort his hand in friendship, how does Crabbe and Goyle become Voldemort's most die hard followers when all they've ever done is follow Darco
>>586570283Because they aren't larpers like Draco and want to do dark wizard shit? Because Draco was starting to bitch out?
>>586568601>The Fiendfyre burns out of control in the Room of Requirement whilst Harry and Malfoid fly away and leaveNow what?
>>586569867*cricket chirping*
>>586571748like half of the Adult death eaters are larpers that turn tail and ran the second Harry got back up
>>586570283Crabbe and Goyle only followed Moidfoy because of the power and prestige he had, within pureblood circles and Syltherin.After the Malfoy's fell from Voldemort's favour, clearly they'd shift their perceptions on Moidfoy and their allegiances, from lackeys to their own thing in service to Voldemort
>>586572485Yes and?
>>586569867>I think we all just want to get fucked while wearing a catholic schoolgirl outfit.
>>586572485Because Voldemort wasn't the most powerful thing in the room anymore and their sense of self preservation trumped their loyalty to Voldemort. What that has to do with Crabbe and Goyle, I've got no idea. Crabbe and Goyle were very enthusiastic about torturing their fellow students and practicing the Dark Arts. They had no internal struggle, nothing to build off like you do Malfoid
>>586572686>>586572701Even at their lowest the Malfoy still held a higher rank in the Death eaters than the Crabbe or Goyle families and they were pretty much blackmailed into staying with voldemort by the endyou could count on one hand the amount of people that genuinely believed in Voldemort and weren't controlled purely out of fear
Video games?
>>586573078>They had no internal strugglethey didn't even have a internal monologues both narratively and possibly literally
>>586566690I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>586573707We are talking about Crabbe and Goyle being true believers. What point do you think you are trying to make by going well statistically most death eaters aren't?
>>586574594Because how the hell does Crabbe and Goyle of all people end up as Voldemort's most ride or die followers, it is genuinely more believable that they defect along with Malfoid because following her around is the only thing they know how to do
>>586575820it is genuinely more believable *to me
>>586573707No, they had a higher standing than the Malfoys. Voldemort wasn't trying to set them up for failure to kill them off, was he?>amount of people that genuinely believed in Voldemort and weren't controlled purely out of fearYeah about half, like you said previously lol.Crabbe and Goyle were true believers and stood higher than the Malfoys. They were very stupid is the difference You just out and out say whatever you want and for the life of me I cannot figure out why, considering how it's immediately dismantled
>>586575820See>>586572686
>>586575820You realize you are making Crabbe's death tragic right? Instead of a wannabe villain getting his just deserts it's now a jape gone wrong?
>tell myself im going full "light" only spells griffendor>get bored and eventually use plants for everythingeveryfuckingreplay
>>586577446
>>586576078Voldemort is still using malfoy manor as his base of operations and if the Crabbe and Goyle seniors are anything like their sons Lucius still definitely out ranks themand never mind Crabbe and Goyle being true believers for a minute are they even real death eaters or are they still following Draco's lead all the way up to the room of requirement
>>586573707That's pretty much the whole point of Voldemorts reign. Purly build on fear, even under his own.Grindelwalds followes followed him completly out of belief.
i downloaded the malfoid mod for legacy but i think i installed it wrongbecause everything is a flat blonde girl and that sounds nice at first glance but when i said everything i mean everythingmalfoid griffon, skeenpuff, anything with a fucking skeleton was this deformed loli and along side thee Everything is Flippendo! mod it was slightly jarring to hear ps1 harry all the while im looking at an appealing loli mesh over one of the little elves in all its hunched over glory and i am the type of person to chew my chocolate
>>586580136That sounds hilarious and you should screen capture it and make a video of the madness
>>586548101I mean, kinda the point of yearning. It's why he even integrated a part of Harry yearning for Malfoid in a story scene that doesn't really have much to do with her.
>>586558083Wasn't it mainly just Crabbe? Goyle was kinda along the ride with Malfoy in that scene.
>>586567464I've seen a Malfoid fic where Theo and Blaise are her two male confidants, then former more so because his father is also a Death Eater and helps her keep her relationship with Harry on the down low.
>>586568432I like the idea of Malfoid stories also having her parents being thrown into a far harder conflict of their shitty personality traits potentially making them lose their daughter. I'd expect at least Narcissa being terrified of that prospect of never seeing her child again because of still clinging to that supremacist view.
>>586578446>Voldemort in the ManorBecause he can and he's flexing that he can, power move>LuciusLucius is on the out, Moidfoy was tasked with the assassination of Dumbledore specifically because he'd fail. Part of torturing Lucius and eventually killing him or the entire Malfoy family.He's far beneath Goyle and Crabbe seniors.>Goyle and CrabbeThey were true believers. They were following Moidfoy around because they thought he was a true believer like them. Just in case you were trying to wrangle "they can be redeemed angle"
>>586581789I think I know exactly what fic you're talking about. I think
>>586582907if anything fact Voldemort chooses to punish Lucius instead of killing him on the spot should be proof enough that he out ranks most other death eaters >They were true believers.When were Crabbe and Goyle ever said to be true believers they're borderline non-characters with barely a pages worth of spoken dialogue between the two for them
Malfoid's hand in marriage has been promised to Voldemort's strongest soldier. The idea of having to marry some crusty 40 year old man like Peter Pettigrew is what turned Malfoid and her parents away from the deatheaters. This is a common plot device in female authored romantic fiction and should be included here
>>586585469>if anything fact Voldemort chooses to punish Lucius instead of killing him on the spot should be proof enough that he out ranks most other death eatersNo, that'd be because Voldemort is cruel and methodical with exacting out punishments. Again, he decided that the Malfoys were useless after Lucius failed him, was going to kill them and get as much use and pain from them as he could before he finished them off. Lucius was left in Azkaban to punish him, he was broken out so Voldemort could punish him further. Lucius was completely fucked.>When were Crabbe and Goyle ever said to be true believers they're borderline non-characters with barely a pages worth of spoken dialogue between the two for themBy their behavior. Again, from reasons I've previously stated. You would know this if you read the booksSchizo anon, we're going around in circles because you're desperately trying to prove that Crabbe and Goyle can be redeemed and I assume you can use that justify more genderbends. You can do it if you want, people will argue and call you a retard for it though
>>586586851>This is a common plot device in female authored romantic fiction and should be included hereIf one wants common, one would scroll Booktok or open Goodreads. Good day
Somewhat ironically, Crabbe and Goyle were transformed into first year little girls via polyjuice potion in Halfblood Prince to be Moidfoy's lookouts while using the vanishing cabinet. They're the only ones to actually be genderbent in the books
>>586587719Hermione and Fleur as well when they were pretending to be Harry
>>586587159>By their behaviorwhat behavior they never do anything without Malfoy there to lead them and if Malfoid can be fully redeemed than so can her comedy sidekicks and you can't pretend they're irredeemable because as far as we know in canon Goyle gets off scot-free anyway, gender bending has nothing to do with it when you can swap in Pansy and write off Crabbe and Goyle altogether
>>586548101Zandran has multiple people now so they are simultaneously making slice of life and Book7 songs, hence they have this break neck production rate now.
>>586557225I think you are just gay.
>>586561914Fucking kill yourselves.You have no place here with this forced retardation and poor attempt to hijack the character for the most cringe ass political spam imaginable.
>>586583045I personally don't like how they did her parents in that one, though. But I was kinda desperate for something at the time and I don't like dropping something before at least reaching the latest chapter.
https://x.com/Drifler7/status/2117342139525058561
So this discussion in a nutshell is>NONONO you must not genderbend Crabbe and Goyle, you must not give Crabbe and Goyle actual characters and you MUST have whichever cast Fiendfyre and die because I WAS PLAYED BY THE HOT STACY SO HE'S LITERALLY MEEEE!!!!First gays and fat white women, now cucks, gays and even cringe rightwing boomers are shitting the thread now with that extremely unfunny Anakin retardation....What a thing to wake up to.
>>586588903>Someone really didn't like the prequelskek
Personally, I'm in favor of Crabbe and Goyle remaining male so that Harry can save Malfoid from being almost raped by them. I have no strong views on the matter apart from that
>>586589443Most of you fucking posers didn't even see the prequels. Fuck off.You faggots can't even meme the prequels because you are too lazy to even look up prequel memes.
>>586590286Fair enough. More of a reason than the people arguing for the genderbending have made this entire thread.
>>586588271> if Malfoid can be fully redeemed than so can her comedy sidekicks and you can't pretend they're irredeemable because as far as we know in canon Goyle gets off scot-free anyway, gender bending has nothing to do with it when you can swap in Pansy and write off Crabbe and Goyle altogetherBro. I just fucking said>Schizo anon, we're going around in circles because you're desperately trying to prove that Crabbe and Goyle can be redeemed and I assume you can use that justify more genderbends. You can do it if you want, people will argue and call you a retard for it thoughYou're a retard bro. When you get really wound up, you stop using any and all punctuation. Just take a breather, I'll properly reply to you tomorrow on this specific instance
who the fuck would want to pose watching the prequels lmao
Star wars is dogshit, prequel or not
>>586590286same but they get troonified immediately by Malfoid. It'd be the funniest outcome
>>586590957hey you cant say that I like it when dey spin da lites and go weesh n woosh
>>586590957Based
>>586586851I like the idea of Malfoid being leered at by every filthy-minded Deatheater passing through the manor on the way to see Deh, and that this is what eventually leads to her and her parents breaking off from them. It could even be part of the humiliation ritual concocted by Voldy to punish Lucius for his failures. Harry watching her getting her ass slapped by Fenrir Greyback would also inspire righteous indignation and fire him up to save her.It's how a woman would write it: the main foid character is so irresistible and desirable to men that they all want to hit on her. It is the sort of unbridled narcissism behind the success of Twilight and other greats in the genre
>>586592826this is not the type of yearning I signed up for
>>586592826You forgot Professor's Carrow at Hogwarts touching her inappropriately during classes.
>>586557225At this point I'm convinced you faggots didn't even go to school.
Peak is back again! https://youtu.be/ql2VJZnKbxUABSOLUTE CINEMA!
>>586594525At this point, the only people who aren't molesting her are, ironically, her psycho lesbian rapist aunt Bellatrix and the greasy incel Snape
https://youtu.be/f5LTn_KKJ5E?is=ltnYxGH0O8z_uRXi>Malfoid, Japan :o
>>586592826what an incredibly jewish thing to say. odd
>>586596705
"My husband will hear of this!"
>>586597009yeah
>>586592826
>>586594525
>>586565157The gremlin, brave bastion of sanity.
>>586594525male or female carrow?
wonder if people who fantasize about rape and molestation are mentally sound
>>586596705>oddIt was very weird indeed. Like dishonest coomerposting which also aims to generate negative emotional responses.
>>586598587Yes
I start to understand the allure of armpits.
>>586598196
>>586599403kay. what a repulsive way of being
>>586599887hot...
Do the Malfoys employ human servants or solely house elves? Would employing human staff be seen as their noblesse oblige, considering they ARE aristrocrats?
>>586600321Human servants wouldn't exist when anything you can't magic into being for yourself, can be magicked by an even more powerful but completely subservient house elf.Human servants would only exist as a flex (to show how powerful you are that other wizards answer to you), or as charity to keep squibs or near squibs like Filch and Hagrid employed
>>586578212Alice made that post.
>>586599102If there's a component of stuff like spiteful mockery or cucking, I think so. There would be no paraphiliac angle without an underlying desire to hurt or to be hurt after all, and that's mentally unsound almost by definition.But maybe when it's more straightforward instead it could just be an occasional horny outburst, dunno.
>>586600321Rowling thought house elves are a great idea as a stand in for manservants and maids and it permanently damaged the setting. Funnily enough Crabbe and Goyle would have made perfect sense as grandfathered in manservants of the Malfoy many in training to explain why are they Draco's permanent bodyguards with zero real friendship.Likewise even making them to be trusted maids as genderbends for a Malfoid story with gradually developing more loyalty to her than Lucius and the Dark Lord would have been a great subplot eroding the validity of blood status.
The amount of time I’m spending on this AU in my head is so astonishing that I wonder if that’s how *Twilight* and *Fifty Shades of Grey* came to be? just hundreds of pages of text about Malfoy post-Hogwarts, and honestly it’s pretty kinoRowling is a hack; some parts practically write themselves, but the period after the battle,the eighth year,would have been the absolute peak of closurebravve and goyle should be girls, give her mean girl friends like Pansy Parkinson, Millicent Bulstrode, and Daphne Greengrass,girls that share her same noble heritage and will yell in outrage when they find out about her mudblood affections>>586600321House elvez, remember Dobby>>586598196I don't think Draconia would appreciate her own feelings and affections like to be displayed on public, and also shes anything but the pretty princess that needs saving. if you think about it, even when you keep male dracon in the originals, Malfoy is the one who save himself and is a key figure to defeating voldemortlets keep it that way
>>586608347He was that only in the final book when Rowling was suddenly trying to invent a real character for him. If you make him or her a real person from the start you'll have to account for it knocking the whole timeline out of wack and you'll need to put thought into his or her subplot.
>>586608347Who did Fleur go to the Yule Ball with? Because if it's her sister they can just brush it off as the person they took to the ball is the one who got chosen and it doesn't mean anything deeper. Personally I would keep Ron there.
>>586608840fine, great even: let her remain a background bully, just as Draco is in the original books. Let her call Hermione “Mudblood” and be genuinely detestable. But in her fourth year, when Cedric Diggory’s lifeless body is brought back to Hogwarts and Voldemort returns, let her begin to question what her father has taught her. If blood superiority is supposed to mean anything, why couldn't it protect someone like Cedric from the Dark Lord? Does Voldemort even care about all the stuff her father shpaed her personality after?Let her feel doubt, perhaps even regret, and struggle with the fact that she cannot bring herself to cry for a fellow student. She doesn't suddenly become kinder or abandon everything she believes. Something simply stops making sense to her, and she cannot quite put it out of her mind. That is where Draconia's journey begins, quietly and on her own terms. like I said, if rowling cared, theres plenty of material, but shes a hack>>586609157Roger Davies, a Ravenclaw student and captain of the Ravenclaw Quidditch team. ravenclaw chads keep on winningnot a fan of the potter/malfoid yule ball together event. i have my own..vision for this
>>586600628>>586607637I dunno, I just would've thought it'd be cool that Lucius hires human staff and when he retires them, he shoots them. Not because he's cruel but he's responsible, as in it's not the right thing to do to allow the help disturb the natural environment or something
>>586610021>Roger Davies, a Ravenclaw studentTy and fair enough having your own vision.
>>586608347>I wonder if that’s how *Twilight* and *Fifty Shades of Grey* came to be?For 50 Shades? Absolutely. James was a debauched fanfic fanatic but Meyers said she came up with Twilight after the idea came to her in a dream. Funnily, Meyers was the one who leaned into AU stuff and published a canon genderbent version of Twilight while James republished 50 Shades from Christian's POV. Rowling should take note. (And sorry for infodumping).
>>586610337But imagine: hot maid witches and handsome butler and driver wizards...
>>586617272There's nothing stopping you from sexually assaulting the house elves.
>>586617356this but mega
The hot Korean style of Malfoid activates my neurons. https://x.com/Mayz1169/status/2117620630938108010
>>586600025
>>586618487
>>586608347>I wonder if that’s how *Twilight* and *Fifty Shades of Grey* came to be?50 Shades, 100% with what it being a Twilight fanfic with the names changes.Twilight itself came about because the mormons encourage their cultists to write, and if you encourage a socially maladjusted young lady in a repressive society to write, you're going to get a strange mixture of moralising text and horny.
>>586595860Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSy8XiH8aY0These were so fucking PEAK! Now I need art of gigachad Ron and Batman Snape.
>>586617356For legal reasons for the millionth time: Matilda Weasley in the late 1800s DID NOT have sexual relations with her house elf she called.... *sigh* "Deek".....
>>586617272>hot maid witches and handsome butler and driver wizards...Lucius practicing Responsible Peasant Ownership and screaming at Narcissa for his blunderbuss. He's a good sport so he gives them a ten second head start
>>586617716make education great again?
Club Events in 53 minutes.
A timeline with Malfoy siblings could be another peak.
>>586598382
how am i supposed to survive NNN when there's cashews at the store? They're on sale, even.
>>586635117Roasted and salted?
>>586635117I like almonds.
>>586635519Neutral. There's roasted & salted almonds, though. Same with peanuts, but I think cashews do fine au natural. Next week they're getting roasted and sugared almonds.>>586635730Me too!
Lately whenever I see art/comics of Malfoid, I imagine her being voiced by Jennifer English (va for Shadowheart from BG3 and Carlotta from Wuthering Waves)https://youtu.be/7RcHpXbeIvE?si=swWioHAxLtsoZecA&t=13This is basically what I imagine Malfoid sounding like in my head.
>>586636657Not really a fan of non roasted, but to each their own. Still, sugar coated almonds you say? I'll take the whole store.
>>586635730Almonds are insane, I have to stock up again because once again I already finished them all like a wild squirrelboar. But I always forget to buy them.They might legit be the only actual snack that I willingly buy and eat with pleasure.>>586445821It's even better when it happens to Dumbledore's glasses: I took no screenshots of it, but since his glasses frame is golden he ends up looking like the business child of a gay architect and a pimp.
