Previous: >>586193557New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
first for famine
>>586218237>first>is not firstimagine my disappointment...
I can't bring myself to post my letter of resignation in the club chat
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
>>586218290Tap the opera sticker
Here, some gay shitI wanna kiss Yanko's tummy
>>586218376>western artist
i yanko to yanko manko
the meek shall inherit the turf
holy kino finish
Faucon Noir wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>586218376if the tummy ain't
>>586218280look again retardalso you didnt have to delete it meekuposter
>>586218519im going to kiss rice's abs
>>586218376What if she was fat?
Mejiro Palmer tummy :)
Epi.... is cute and sexy?
Anyone has the Samba webms?
>>586218519
KIMI TO YUME O KAKERU YO
4 more days
>>586218525I'm sowwy for attempting to point it out... just leave it at that.... don't silence me and delete my post too.....
Best scenario based on the NPCs?
>>586218891UMA UMA SAMBA
>>586218715https://www.iwara.tv/video/421B3FmR3ENpW8
in less than 24 hours the first race of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Tenno Sho Autumn will start. (6/18)Track: Tokyo 2000m, left, firm, fall, sunnyroomhost ID: 119555892789room code: 91841218Lastly, at the end of the series (after Arima Kinen) there'll be a carat prize with 1st getting a 2500 carat pack, 2nd and 3rd place winners getting a daily carat pack each!!!See you there!Nov 1 7AM JSTNov 1 12AM UTCRules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host (trainer ID: 119555892789) as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand5. Have fun Point system: For now we have a linear point system where 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each. That cumulatively counts with 3 races for this autumn season(Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen).
lmao[-]
>>586218882>>586218864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8w7Cb9C04w
>>586218934miggu
>>586218864>>586218934I cant decide, Meek is cute and I love Ms Kashimoto
>>586218934Mechamusume
>>586218882
what does nanoda mean
>>586218846
>>586219191well nano means tiny
>>586219225cute and mesmerizing eyes unlike that uggo's gross and too bright eyes
>>586218882Have to skip Wei because I had to spark on the last three Uma banners
>>586219348Don't be stupid
>>586219225why are her eyes speaking
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>586219225>>586219421Both are ugly
>>586219191it's one one-billionth of a da
SEXhttps://litter.catbox.moe/72caszgv0d1owzhv.jpg
>>586219618No she's not, she's beautiful
where tact
Takeru Musashi wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>586219449she found her destiny
dia satonomyface
>>586219776>I'm still range banneddamn
>you need to beat your Danchou in a CM room to club hopCould you do it or will you be Danchuds fan slave forever?
>>586219869
>>586219826koko
>>586220006hey I was supposed to post that
>>586219994Raisu rabu
>>586218864
>>586220048Suzuka ..
>>586220048sorry
>>586219776I like the Urara anal more.
>>586218696FAT umas>>586219602Doesnt how she act in her first year come to bite her in the ass in her 3rd year when she is actually gunning for her trainer since he thinks she is just being an idiot like in her first year?
>>586220323hot?
>>586220192it's fine
>>586219004COM ON TAMERS SCOR SUM FOOKIN WINS
why is this retard spamming again?
>>586218789Does this card die when Bourbon wit comes out? I have that and Brian both at 0LB and don't want to waste selectors if TTL is rendered useless.
>>586220673Is he in the room with us? Did you forget to take your meds again?
>>586218102liggu the miggu
>>586220725No, you still need TTL and Gold GW especially since Concentration is going to die after GL.
>>586219389The Gyaru banner is right around the corner and is a much better carat sink anyway.>>586220615You forgot the BANG BANG BANGS
>>586220882Uhh your macchan wit?
>>586220726boy sex
cuntsentracen
>>586220961If only Ramonu didn't exist.
don't tell anyone but the reason they celebrate Halloween in Tracen is because the umas eat up a special treat when it comes
>>586220882Is it really that important with the lack of fronts in global? Beeline Burst gives significantly more length in the sims.
Saimon Recolte wins 6th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>586220971
>>586220285>Doesnt how she act in her first year come to bite her in the ass in her 3rd yearkinda but also kinda not?he doesnt take her seriously most of the time, but he does cave later and essentially agrees to her terms.
>>586221098of all versions available, why would you post the chink one
>>586219782>Bacteria (such as E. coli) or viruses from stool get onto hands during bathroom use, diaper changing, or poor hygiene, and then enter the eye when rubbing or touching the faceDirty horse
>>586221102>>586220882Also we lose the reliable Straightaway Adept hint when ECP replaces Kitasan in L'arc so it's way easier to get Palmer's white than Brian's.
>>586221114holy SEX LETS GOTAG TEAM WITH WIFE AND BOY
>>586221247Umm it says one of her eyelashes got into her eye...
>>586221424your greed will be your undoing
I want to lick the sweat off of an Umamusume after her race.
holy MOGGED
ssshhhhdoto is sleeping
>>586221490I SHALL ACCEPT MY FATE, WHATEVER IT MAY BEHow did the kids used to say? "YOLO", or something.
>>586221586That bed in the background
>>586221823
>>586221883get this uggo away from me
I'd lose to Ai's mother
>>586222068oyakodon
two(?) more months
>>586222068
whore
kawakami won btw
>>586222203succubus
So whats the first Grand Masters CM?
>>586218376y'know, maybe westshits aren't unremittingly badthat's a pretty good Yankopretty excellent tummy
>>586222261Which uma are you referring to?
I may try to improve on this build but Exploding Suzuka seems funny to run
>>586222340satsuki sho
>>586222340nakayama 2000 xogslop rerun featuring kitasan white
>my trainer was bullied by Doto
Run the World wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>586222449Doto wouldn't do this
Well?
>>586222237Young people in the future will experience this in hyper realistic VR
>>586222403You don't need Moxie. My Suzuka with 500 stam survives a spot struggle
>>586222449Doto would NOT do that
>>586222196
>>586222506my child inside her
>>586222506Me inside her
>NTR smile
>>586222506D I E TIET
Umas like white men
>the most ordinary thing ever>NTR NTR NTR NTRReminder that these schizos are mindbroken cucks unironically
>>586222549Probably not but I get spooked by Mad Dash/Second Wind plus Runaway
>>586222792maybe if said thing wasn't the more whorish looking uma in the game
>>586222762t. larping paki
Okay so what kind of smile is this?
>>586222691sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >>586222902sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >>586222970"she gonna cuck me isnt she"
>>586222970a maiden's smile
>>586222970the smile she makes after finding out she carries our baby
>>586222792It's more like porn addiction.NTR consumers don't actually want to be cucks
>>586219004Do it for her Dancho
>>586222970>you'll never insert your drive into her port and transfer your data until it becomes a sentient entityWhy live
>>586222902Does she really look like a loose slut?
CM status?
>>586223308you cant post that
there are only 6 umas worth oshifagging for im this game
>>586223308uhhh I can see her umanko
>>586223213All porn is cuckoldry at the end of the day
>>586223345My Dirt team is ready
>>586223345I have three Umas readyAre they good? Probably notBut they're better than I've done so it is what it is
>>586223308Curren isn't a virgin
>>586223351>stolen tierlist>no contextYou're brown
>>586223308Pussy is honestly so gross.
>>586223386Yeah but not all of it is marketed that way
>>586223324your picrel isn't helping...
>>586223486>>586223308
>>586223540
don't reply to porn posts you fucking retards. they're doing it for attention and you're giving it to them
Sky Stripes wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>586223324sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >>586223729slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop
>>586223784But I want them to post more porn
>>5862238412nd contrail kid?
Uhhhhh does ignited WIT go with prudent positioning or dodging danger I forgot
>>586223784>t. cuck
>>586223920>ban evadinga-anon?!?!
>>586223784>>>/vm/
>>586223784I don't reply to * posts
>>586223963Either is fineyou want two lane movement skills on fronts at all times regardless of which ones they are
>>586223784>>>/lgbt/
>>586223963DD + one or both of the others
>>586224058actually you do
>>586224107one of them should be dd it's the only one that causes lane move
>>586224014I didn't ban evade
Is the guy who made https://zizard.github.io/plapyon/ still around? Are you going to update it for cm21?
>>586224107>>586224153>>586224193Ok I don't have DDThis Rickey got mile S + 6 greens + groundwork + a bunch of velocity skills + close to 1600 speed and over 1200 pwr and wit thoughWhat a waste...
>>586224268Ignited/Prudent without DD is still good
>>586224268it's probably fine
>>586224338flash wouldn't do this...
>>586224338show me your back all day, i do not caaaaaaaaaaaare flashu. thank you, now I don't get an erection
>>586223956?What do you mean by 2nd?
Does Dober act like this?
>>586224542I saw another contrailspawn earlier
>>586224593Always
What kind of man does your uma like?
hmmmm
>>586224763Me
YOOOOOO READ HAIR?? EARS??? HMMMMMMM
post something cute
>>586224908hmmmm indeed
>>586223963>586223308Dodging Danger triggers PP and Ig Wit.
/vm/a just kicked somebody a day before resetfor requesting sashes
>>586224994
>>586224763my trainee says she likes someone who>she can depend on>supports her on her down days>helps her improve on her weaknesses >teaches her to maximize her strengths >can keep her from pushing herself too hard>is older than hersometimes I wonder if she will ever be able to find that complete package
>>586225065nice *mama keep us updated
>>586225090They're pregnant...
>>586225025>triggersWrong. PP and IgWit are both random activations.
>>586225065gwo you are like 10 hours late
>>586224715What are these fat saggy umas doing
>>586225182
Heritage Bloom wins 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>586225065Wtf, they're based?
>>586224701I mean, he has about 260 kids from his first two crops so you will see them around
>>586225508sorry i meant winners for today
>>586225490They're being currently groomed and manipulated by *m*m*, so no
Oh so thats why there's no drama 2mama is on vm goddamngood ending(?)
>>586225065holy BASED
>>586225065Which sash? Need to know if it was worth it.
I'm not Umama retards
>>586225065Remember when Allen kicked umama a week in after recruitment? That was really funny
>>586225792Currensisses do not claim xim
comfy month incoming?
>>586225560Yeah that's the second one>>586223841>>586222485
VVVVVVVVVVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVUUUUUUUUUUULET'S GOOOOOOO TAMALOVE
>>586225801what even happened
>>586225791Common ones>>586225801That never happened, Umama got kicked early. He left Uma&Co late to join Dacchis
>>586225065>read their thread>it is actually really good with most people ignoring the dramaI feel like we can prob learn to do that.
>>586226018AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>586226023/uma/ can't be as mature as /vm/a, because they're all well-adjusted adults while here we're stuck in our highschool phase
>>586226023It impresses me that people bring up club drama as if it was that big of a deal
>>586226023heh HEY guys check out what these other hecking 4channers are up to aren't we so cool XDXDXD
>>586218102meeku? sexu
>>586226150There are no well adjusted humans in 4chan
>>586225065deserved
I'm well-adjusting my cock into my trainee's umanko
How do I fix this disaster?
>>>/a/291971038 >>>/a/291971006WHO OF YOU IS THIS!?
>>586226303Is it tight bwo?
>>586226342stop sparking umas and snack instead
>>586226342Depending on your deck I would just borrow Ancestors, the rest though idk
>>586226342skip ancestorsskip bourbonskip taishinskip falcoskip ikunoskip buenaskip bourbonnow go back and banners back in one by one until it stops being feasible
forever my kingu
Mame Tank wins 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>586226375that's an upgrade for ayabe
>>586226342Don't pull anything that isn't anniversary banners or oshisShrimple as
>>586226342bro is going fronts + ends
Have sex with umas.Now.
>>586223963iirc one is stronger but shorter duration (bad) the other is longer but weaker (this is good) however you grab both because one may whiff or completely overlap with DD
>>586226342This is missing too many top umas to be metafaggotry and has too many random shit banners to be following a guide. What happened to you?
>>586226023>>586226150You guys acting like new jersey. No one even thinks about /vma/, unless you bring it up
>>586225065>He never posted in chat or acknowledged anyone. He would put the sash request just before daily reset, meaning he wouldn't even wait til the rollover to complete the daily instantly, thus meaning there was always a 0/10 rare sash right there above everything else, meaning nobody could donate to all. HOLY BASED
It's time for Nonstop Nut November are you guys ready
>>586226342credit card
the palmer halloween card and her victory post where she points at me and do the gyaru sign triggered something in my brain and i can't stop thinking about her. i think i found my umawife, bros...
>>586226678Yes. Locked into frontrunning by my wife, but it was ends that won all but one of my plats. I like the fact that running both makes me basically immune to lobby comp problems and watching a front desperately try to claw and scratch toward the finish while someone like Goldship is running her down is very exciting.
>>586226978...so it's the same as every other month
>>586226978Forever nutting.
>>586226891Am I missing any meta banners for my running styles?
>>586227191Post more umas that would give insane paizuri
>>586227227more umas that would give insane paizuri
more umas that would give insane paizuri
>>586227227
>>586227267Cumming
>>586227267
>marked
i get first-rate paizuri from my kingu
Wasn't I supposed to see at least two interactable umas in the background?What did Dia do to them?
>>586227387
>>586226975I hope he joins Mambo
>>586227561Paid them off so she could keep you for herself
>>586227580I wish I could finger rice...
Once for You wins Oxalis Sho at Tokyo
>>586227561Just Dia.
>>586226342All the gyaru banner umas are free if you can wait until April 2028 and you don't miss any legend racesDuring gyaru week you can buy 50 shards for each, which means City is free in January, then when their daily legend races are added, Palmer is free in March, Jordan is free January 2028, and Helios in April 2028Also skip ancestors
>>586227580i'll finger rice until she showers all over me
>>586226342Mine isn't looking good either. KYS Miracle is kinda fucking up everything but I need Neck2. My McQueen is in danger, I'd say I'd have to be really unlucky to have to go pity every time, but having to pity both Tamamo and Brian is making me think this game hates me
>>586227828>and you don't miss any legend racesuh oh flatline bros we got too cocky!
More umas call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
>>586227974thank you condom passer
>>586227896I think you guys are fine, it was only like 1 day you missed right?So that just means 20 extra days of daily legend races to get Palmer
>>586227795Lemaire is 5 for 5 what the fuck is going on
>>586227828Gyaru banner is basically there as a better Helios banner. I don't know how often I'd actually run her, but I do like her. Don't have Jordan or Palmer either, so I was just thinking it was a really good deal.
What if Doto was evil?
>>586228153If?
>>586227881Isn't Miracle on the 2nd Anni selector? I feel like you're just way overbudgeting and making things seem worse than they are. I'm rawdogging a lot of support banners with a single spark, you're stacking 3 sparks.
>>586227098That's my wife and my backliners tend to win me cms too, usually it's a pace or end. I figured I'd do my 3rd pace/backliner ace in double front teams with generalist cards in the future, parent and card borrows should save me and I don't really want any new umas for now
>>586227881>Mcqueen>Neck and neckMile/sprint Mcqueen mutation?Otherwise KS Miracle is perfectly fine at 1LB
>>586228153evil is stored in the uddersi'll just have to suckle the evil out of her
all this time i thought Eclipse First the Rest Nowhere was a guaranteed banner pull and then i get owned twice by getting dupes insteadthis fucking sucks
>>586227580Rice wouldn't do this
>my gf has been depressed ever since her favorite site went down>ask what it is and she won't tell me>research a bit and apparently some fujoshit site got hacked and taken downHow do I proceed with the knowledge I slept with a filthy fujo, mambros?
>my gf[-]
>>586228584>my gfFuck outta here
>>586228413I think I accidentally deceived you. The banana was meant as a treat for noticing my unorthodox training strategy, not a subtle way of saying that Biwa is my wife (my wife is Maruzensky). Have a carrot hamburger as an apology.
Come Up Roses wins Kitano Tokubetsu at Kyoto
>>586228687real nice cum tower you have there
>>586228584fuck her harder
>>586228584your fault for not vetting your bitches properly
>Decide to use my last borrows on trying to get a better Sprint Biwa>First run gets Fast Learner, but Kita/Tachyon don't finish their chains>Second run gets Fast Learner, Tachyon/Bakushin don't finish their chains and I don't get good skills in general>"If I get Fast Learner a third time I'll drop a 10 pull on Kitasan">Third run gets Fast Learner>Drop the 10 on Kitasan>Get Rickey!>Surely this is the one, Rickey will bless this runKita and Tachyon didn't finish their chains again and I didn't even get Head-OnThis is why Fuku is better
>>586228687
>>586228112Never seen Autumn Mode Lemaire? It's normal for him to do this at this time of the year
Buonobos... It's time
Just finished watching main story. McQueen is really a cold bitch toward her fellow Mejiros. Like, she acts as if they are not part of one clan. Poor Ryan and Bright.
last minute rooms?
https://jiggie.fun/swAhFM.https://jiggie.fun/swAhFM
>>586228751Thank you.
>>586228902>phone photo of a phonecinema
>>586228584it's ao3, faggot. how are you not plugged into this kind of thing?
Air Groove's speaking voice
I'm joining the club of the Danchou that wins the Danchou cup
SHE'S FAT
>>586229220we're full
>>586226342Could be worse
>>586229267>>586229331fatmind
>>586229267>hiding the ring inside of the cake like a moron
>>586229220bro is losing 350 carats
>>586228770Fuck it, might as well post the glues. I don't feel like any of these are better than the one on the left but who knows.
>>586219004danchou!! you better win!!
>1*stam>when inari's stam was at 1150WHAT THE FUCK CYJEWS?!?!??!This would have been a perfect dirt grandparent....
next bread will be cultured butter
>fatty>microcliti see the anime-onlies are touring this threadhow about trying the game, faggots?
>>586228584V*ttic everyone knows you're a homo stop larping...
Fuji Gaifu wins Kunitachi Tokubetsu at Tokyo
>>586230129what a cute finemo
>>586230254We call her finemoaner around here...
>>586229121I don't think that's common knowledge. Maybe you're just actually gay, bro.
Now dat's what I call cake
>>586230372believe it or not, creative writing is a manly past time. Ask Tolkein, Tolstoy, and Orwell
greens...
>>586230416>>586230531evil horse
>>586230462The only times I've seen fanfic used in anyway it's always some gay shit, don't even try to compare yourself with actual pros
>>586230462>Manly>A bunch of boomer pdfs
>>586230462those are actual authors, not dumb fujoids vomiting fanfics
They force the losers to do the winning live? That's fucking brutal
>>586230462You forgot Dostoevsky bwo
We fucked
>>586218102Kris S... maid...
>>586229797THIS BETTER BE IT
if my danchou comes last in danchou cup i quit
>>586230686Kris butt...
>>586230779Mambro... Neth is dogshit please don't go...
Sorte Areia wins Halloween Stakes at Kyoto
>>586230861yeah...
>>586230774FUUUUUUUUUCK. SHIT.
>>586230870Another W for El Conder Pasa!
Mambro here. I have to spill the tea. We only accept torenas with a wife or a gf. We have lots of girls in our club so we don't want them to feel uncomfortable if we end up inviting some maidenless man.
>>586230948
>>586230932shitty reroll too.kusoge.
>>586230867it is what it is
>>586231048But they were both 2*, that's a noticeable improvement.
>>586230948oh, there are custom halloween lines nice
>>586231125wasn't stam tho...
Fuku what the fuck!?
Happy Halloween
Biwa is a good big sister
first time I hear of Samhain, cool
>>586231271I love big boobies
>>586231260sounds like a fun activity. but that last part was unnecessary, no? what a weird uma
Tama.....
>183 pulls into NY banner>2 kitas and no SatonosDo i pull for my sweaty wife even if it drops to 0 with the Wit card coming at the end of Novemeber?
>>586231506Shiraoki-sama has plans for her and torena-san
>>586231554if it's a real oshi pull, do it, get lucky or pay with a card later
>>586231554Nah, go to 199 and if she doesn't come by then, accept the clovers.
>>586231661She is second only to my powerful wife
My hecking daughter is so cute
>>586231534The most mentally brown uma
J Palms wins Perseus Stakes (Open) at Tokyo
hi22 TESTAN'688805436888054368880543
>>586231983already?!?!?!
Next race is G3 Fantasy Stakes in 10 minutes
shan't join
>>586232018Cesario has been fucking ran through
>>586232018all in on butterfly
>>586232018Let's go Imogen!
I know one or two adult tricks...
>>586232018All in on Benis :DDDD
can a human male outrun an uma musume
>>586232247noppers
>>586232247nyo
HOEmadol
who else do i want as a parent or gp for lates?already have oguri, the 1*s, and all the umas before these
the gray hairs on my head are getting noticeable
>>586232247Can a gazelle outrun a cheetah?
>>586232457you could always dye it, anon
>>586232431Maruzensky
>>586232431I think Maru has a niche use case for backliners
>>586232431None of these. You'll want Brian though, pretty sure she joins the daily legend pool in a month
>>586232457teiobwo...
>>586232467yessu, a matter of fact. just need to time the zag perfectly to gas out the cheetah
Nix Luna wins G3 Fantasy Stakes at Kyoto
>>586232638>troona
>>586232564as I thought. I guess I'll just run for the most sexo one then.>>586232520>>586232546I saw a lot of redshift lates during URA and Unity cms, so I was thinking of getting her. But, I do remember one post from the recent cms saying that redshift is too much of a gamba accel compared to current golds.
UWAAAA NO TRICKS UWAAAA
>>586232703Red shift is mostly for Derby
I wonder what treat my paizuri slave has prepared for me
Nix Luna joins>Sweep Tosho (2003)>Rhein Kraft (2004)>Aston Machan (2006)As a Fantasy Stakes winner, Congratulations!
Inari number one.
say hello to my wife
>>586232821hello wife
cuteio
>>586232703just grind to get more stars on Seiun, yeah Brian is the next important one
>>586232821oh hey, I recognize her. I think we hired her as a stripper for a company outing once
I'm gonna join the we fucked gang soon
Which clubs will have openings tomorrow
I'm having so much fun looping right now. Realistically how long do I have before I get sick of it?
>>586232821hello to my wife
>>586232467briefly
>>586232638Believe love
>>586232917you'll get sick of it every month or so, but after a week you'll go back to craving it
>>586232917once you start hitting the loopa plateau when it's starting to edge on impossibility to hit everything you want in a loopa
cow wife...
>>586232903Mambo
>>586232917Looping sucks until you settle with your parents for the upcoming CM and realise how few hints you end up getting out of them, then you can't wait to go back
How do i know that (you), the true (you), will be here with me in 2 years? What if in 2 years time that /uma/ is Theseus ship and i'm the last original plank remaining? Do we have a secret code?
>>586232878You're thinking of her cousin Grass Wonder
sex hours
If a horse wins at Satsuki - it's a hero of tripple crown.If a horse wins at Derby, but didn't win at Satsuki - satsuki winner is a fraud and ruined the crown for the Derby winner.If a horse wins at Kikuka, but is not a tripple crown - it's a villain and everyone should hate it!
Next CM start on Turf?Only dual track uma are usable then?
Umas think it's cute when a male tries to run. They play with their food.
>>586233063i missed this memein case you're a newcutie though, no. it's just purely visual
>>586233063yeppers
>>586232917Looping is fun when you're far away from deadline/CM, when CM is approaching near it gets real fucky and frustrating
Stopping for now, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, there's still 2 more races if you stay watching, i wish you good luckTomorrow there'll be two batches of races, the ones in the Breeders' Club for>Lord FonsBreeders' Cup Dirt Mile (G1)>T O Elvis>American StageBreeders' Cup Sprint (G1)>LugalBreeders' Cup Mile (G1)>Deep MonsterBreeders' Cup Turf (G1)>Forever Young>T O PasswordBreeders' Cup Classic (G1)And the G1 Tenno Sho (Autumn) also known as the first leg of the Autumn Triple Crown, here are the previous winners>Mr. C.B. (1984)>Tamamo Cross (1989)>Super Creek (1989)>Yaeno Muteki (1990)>Yamanin Zephyr (1993)>Sakura Chitose O (1995)>Bubble Gum Fellow (1996)>Air Groove (1997)>Special Week (1999)>T. M. Opera O (2000)>Agnes Digital (2001)>Symboli Kris S (2002-2003)>Zenno Rob Roy (2004)>Vodka (2008)>Buena Vista (2010)>Tosen Jordan (2011)>Eishin Flash (2012)>Kitasan Black (2017)>Almond Eye (2019-2020)>Efforia (2021)I hope you can be here to watch them, with nothing else to say I wish you a good night, congratulations again for Nix Luna
>>586233063nyes
dia isn't dangerous
>>586232903Mambo has one, but it is already reserved
>>586232903uma&codacchisbricked/uma/ club
>>586232903umadash has one
>>586233059Don't project your villainy on Mayano, Rice
>>586233029I have a bit of experience being one of the last planks in the theseus ship so I can say you don't have to worry, you will be able to tell. You will just know.
>>586233180I'm not using discord
>>586233213Why did they include an image of Rice panties
>>586232343
>>586233029That's why you add anons on the 'cord bwo
I just woke up in bed with my trainee... don't remember anything about last night. Am I getting fired bwos?
>>586233335No.
>>586233335I hope you had a good rest!
>>586233213Rice is a HERO
I'd have to be at least a case of beers deep to get in bed with smart Falcon
>>586233029does your club not have a prominent poster
>>586224243Works fine in my machine. I thought you was asking for dirt one.
>>586233215>>586233327I look at the other /vg/ general i used to be in and the last planks there are cracked and brittled, devoid of humanity. I did chat to some of them outside of the general which was fun.>>586233461Not that i recognise at least
I'm a big celebrity here but my club doesn't know it
you have to be a complete fucking retard to even like rice shower
mambros...
die gallbladderlet
The /uma/ you see today is that proverbial Theseus ship. Just take a look at your club members, how many of them were day ones. How many have fallen to never come back and how many have joined to replace the ranks. /uma/ will never be the same.
>>586233529
>>586233496/v/ma will die before us and we'll get an influx of posters when they do actually die/uma/ will live for a long time
I'm a big celebrity outside of here but this thread doesn't know it
I wonder if umas can be born with down syndrome
>>586233449Cute torena thinks he has a say
>>586233496the fun part is recognizing the old ones that are still alive in different generalshappens more often than you may believe, you only have to say the right words and they show up, but these right words would only be known to original planks
>>586233620This is true. Before a blink of an eye, i became one of the few remaining members in my club.
>>586233463that's the team searcher, not the sim automator. but i went and cloned and edited it to do it myself.
>>586233641
>>586233664We know it's you, Ed Sheeran
>>586233664Michael Jackson...
>>586233664I have delusions like that sometimesThat I'm a big streamer and have to hide my trainer id and name just to protect my club from getting bullied in the threads
>>586233819umadash sloptuber..
>>586233747
>>586231983starting meow, sorry had to wake up
MAMMMBOOOOOO
>>586233029Your platinum star taurus cm title?
newfags planks think they are worth something when in reality you are just another plank, i'm a /umajp/ vet, i have been here way before you even existed nigga, you are nothing to me
>>586233861
>>586233335nyo. your trainee's aristocratic family will take care of you. as long as you take responsibility and become her husband (sex slave)
>>586234005whats a good uma?
>>586234021The yellow one is the slutty one isn't it...
>>586234037mambo
>>586234047It's the one that acts like a child
She didn't need to mog Maya so hard
>>586231983damn, outski-?! naniREDO!!!!!!!!573014305730143057301430
>>586234145fuck off with your needless little gay skits every post
>>586234037Daring Tact. confirmed to be implemented with the 6th year anniversary in February 24th of 2027
uh oh melty
>>586233123>Missed Keiba nightAt least I'll be here for the Tenno Sho tomorrow, thank you as always Keibanon
this is why everybody hates you V
>>586234145can you go back to /vm/a??? we were having a comfy thread without you
but who is my wife
I'm literally Hokko Tarumae and I'll prove it! Come to Tomakomai! I love haksap berries! My chest is exactly 86cm and not an inch bigger!Feng shui isn't real! I'm smarter than (You)!!
>>586234005you are rotting and have termites you will be replaced by a firm, brand new plank
>>586234286Your clubbie, THAT one.
>>586234286a lovely no name ningenwife
>>586234286fuck off danchou
>>586234307yurr...
>>586234286Dober is the wife of every /uma/ anon
>>586234349
The ego on this chud, insane.
>>586233029Come to Uma London, I'll mark (you) and that will give (you) powers of knowing
eughhhh
Donkey a cute
>>586233719
this is why everybody loves you V
>>586234145buhhhh623152676231526762315267lasto
>>586234286I'm gonna rape you if you lose you smug bastard
>>586234591>7 frontsit begins, thanks for hosting
If you had a gun with one bullet and could kill any uma without facing any recourse who are you killing and why is it Tamamo Cross?
[Alarming News] Beloved cat from the game Princess Connect Re:Dive Kyaru-chan has been possessed by malevolent spirit after wearing suspicious hat I cant soundpost
>>586234591I realised that I forgor to buy 564 on my Suzuka
sex seven
>>586234286your oshi, bwoeven if several others oshifag for her>ancient_text.jpg
>>586233719This will never happen to me because I only ever use this website for /uma/ and /pmg/
>>586234636ty for cum>>586234669great...
>>586234647rice shower
>>586234647gold shit
>>586234647for me it's that evil horse who deceived everybody, Mejiro Bright
>>586234695>This will never happen to medon't worry anon, it will happen to you once this thread dies in a few years if you're lucky, or sooner if you aren't
>>586234647Literally no one, that is some trainers wife asshole
Anyone up for early jong?
>>586233719It's also funny how your personality changes across boards. Here and on /a/ I'm generally pretty well behaved but I get banned from /mu/ and /v/ all the time. I also know there's at least one other bang dream fan here.
>>586234903Sure host a room
>>586234903yes
>>586234895No one is gonna marry Tama stop it
>>586234903and with me we're 4
>>586234949>one of the most marriage material umafaggot
>>586234984I lied so you're still 3
>>586234934>>586234935>>58623498477709 jong!
I'm marrying Dantsu Flame
>>586234664link me to the yt?
>>586235039Real Jong Hours! 3/4 This table needs an underdog like (You)!
>>586235027It's okay anon you can say you hate me
>>586235096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MiYr66DE8Q
>>586234812>30>no ring>still wearing twintailsIs the age of 30 really really in demand?
>>586233997You mean this?
>>586234134She didn't mog the cuteness
>>586234984>>586235027>>586235207Jordan would say this, but still join
>>586234918That is the magic of anonymity. I'm usually chill in /mu/ and /tv/ because I want to discuss the topics. But here I like to bait, this general has a lot of newfags that will bite anything you throw at them.
Stop being mean to the newplanks
No one can tell who I am
ohamairu!
>>586235039Starto!
>>586235387AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586235307I exclusively use /mu/ for /gg/ and you can't discuss anything there 99% of the time but damn that place makes me laugh.
>>586235417hi.there are better mares
>>586235260Who actually finds this attractive
>>586235540normal torenas
>>586235331You're that one guy in that one club with the one SSR card and that one parent uma yeah I know you, bub
>>586235540She is cute not attractiveyour first question about a dancing little girl is who wants to have sex with her? pedo freak
>>586235498>>586235540milebroken, huh?
>>586235441
>>586235664>4MAKE IT STOP
Is there a reason why cygames so desperate for yuribait when most people don't care about it and just want to fuck the horse girls?
>>586235627She shouldn't dress like a slut
>>586235727No.
>>586235743They aren't desperate for yuribait what the fuck are you talking about?
>>586235808replied award
>>586235808schizo hours, ignore them
>>586235743Female players like us exist too, you know...
Post umas in china dresses now!
>>586235774>another 4
>>586235817This is so obscene, how is this allowed?
https://jiggie.fun/8B9Duthttps://jiggie.fun/8B9Duthttps://jiggie.fun/8B9Dut
>>586234629Idols shouldn't snack...
>>586235912
CM is later today, are you ready?will your danchou lose again? predictions?
>>586235917>another 7
>>586235945She's not known as Fatcon for no reason
Yuri is based, especially when it's fueled by keiba history, and Umas are still all about Torena cock when you play their stories. It's just cute girls doing cute things, sideshow eye candy.yaoi is yuck though
>>586236041retard
>>586236041>spoilergay
>>586235958I will become chinese for her
>>586236056Sex Groove....
>>586236041https://x.com/priconne_mexico/status/2116382192641446225?a=gjSIQPd5b3ndy_INeoE&s=19
>>586235912robut
>>5862345916/9, last chance to see what you need to work onmy fronts need midrace and agnes S for instance....
>>586236164Thats a weird lookin uma...
>>586236186C'mon McQueen that's a half assed mummy costume
>>586236186oi desuwa
>>586235912science
>>586236186
>>586236186Umanko looks so weird bros...
>>586235215Goldshi's 3rd alt is going to be a priconne collab outfit...
>>586236186mcqueen wishes she was that big
>>586235912have a thinko
Boy I can't wait for Priconne Global
>>586236186YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>586236186>ppl prefer THIS over ****
>>586236186whore
>>586236374now post her butt
>>586236385haha yeah
We'll never get anything sexier than this
>>586236426anon asked for Chinese and her butt is Japanese
>>586236490Nice Nature exists in this game man
>>586236531Who?
>>586236385>Priconne globalfags removed clubs that recruit and use discord from their club listIt's no wonder why uma global is much worse in comparison
>>586236490Bro?
>>586236531she's cute not sexy
>>586236490Imagine Tarumae in this outfit
I was told to join Mambo849077213652
>>586236606>kicked from /vm/a one day before gibsMambodanchou, this one.
>>586236693The fuck do you have to do in order to be kicked from a club that doesn't play the game
>>586236606You don't want to join mambo
>>586236734ask for... *checks notes* asahi hai sashesI would say the hard r to describe them but don't wanna wake up the janny
Danchou doesn't have the balls to kick me.
>>586236734Even ingame they have paper skin
>>586236784..that's it?
>>586236860I'd maybe get it if it were rare dirt sashes every time, but that's it.
Ura dora is a fun fair and balanced mechanic
>>586236860He kept requesting sashes, danchou told him to stop or get kicked, he didn't stop
>>586236908Since they don't play the game, every sash is a rare sash
Kek they're having a melty over there over sashes
>>586236913Buraito plays the 'jong?
>>586236387It looks tight in there...
>>586236987Every uma does. It's Japanese tradition after all.
>>586236987all umas do, it's a yakuza game
Do any /vm/ clubs actually play the game?
>>586236606>>586236784You can take my sashes
>>586236606>Avg / Month>36.8M
If i got 35% off Leap Forward on a pace chaser is it worth purchasing? Or is she fucked already if she ends up 5th by late race
>>586237136fucked already
>>586237123just like a mambwo!
>>586237136she's fucked unless she's camping taiki
>>586237150>>586237160awwnot even praying with Head-On or speed inherit or whatever else?
>>586237123Just like *******!
derb
>>586237136if you're 5th and the top 4 happens to be fronts, sure >35% offwhat are you not getting in exchange of Leap Forward?
I did 420 million this month I'm ready for a big boy club
>>586237198Head-on + sprinting gear + ignite pwr then maybe
>>586237198If your pace chaser is 5th then she is competing against the pace chasers in 2nd to 4th that have already procced budding/plancha and the front that has already activated angling and plancha.She is not catching up.
>>586237234i dunno im just in the middle of a run and the hints threw a fat discount at me
>>586237247dude weed lmao
why did my club drop 30 ranks overnight
>>586237273think about it after then. if you have excess SP then feel free to get leap forward >>586237291someone left 'dashbwo
>>586237291clubs always do a last day fan farming cope when they are about to derank
>>586237348but that's my club
>>586237389mambwo...
Falcoposters PR tanked
>>586237445Porn Ratio?
>>586237445again?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEWHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DIRT SPARK YOU LITTLE FAT-TITTIED SHIT
This is my last one fellow jongers, I havent had breakfast yet
>>586237502Turf S is better than Dirt A Mile A
>>586237527I've always felt 2 games is the perfect amount for friendlies.
>not SS
>>586237559oh, I'm not glueing her. It just sucks that I have yet to have enough dirt sparks to mutate my favorite E and D dirt umasand it feels like the 3* stam is waste, since the dirt gp I used on her is a 2* stam 2* dirt digitan
>>586237445what else would you expect from a general who shills the umafans whore who canonically fucked 1000 of her fans on a spontaneous meet and greet?
This seems to be the limit, I haven't found a way to effectively run 50 races
@BourbonGPT please translate this post >>586237748
>>586237838please be in mambo....
>>586237894you know he isn't... he's farming fans...
>>586237932I'm building up my resume
>>586237838Might as well join /uma/ club
>>586238074whore
Please give me an Uma wife.
>>586238078Nobody wants to join your ERP club
>>586226978I never fell for no fap shit.I also never spammed "omg I such a gooner!" despite being an actual one unlike posers in this thread.
>>586238078I don't use Discord or Steam
>>586238325you're so cool anon
>>5862382371-2 and you get a gold clan uma2-4 and you get a mejiro5-6 you get a satono7-8 you're stuck with a sakura9-0 you have a symboli
yaaawn...stretchhh
>>586238352Compared to these subhumans I am.
>>586238452anon stop I already love someone don't make me fall for you
>>586238237>>5862383681-2 you get chitose3-4 you have bakushim5-6 you get chiyo7-8 you have laurel9 and you re-roll0 and you re-roll the clan
>>586238473I'm her in the third panel
>>586238078I'm not trans
How come there hasn't been any spies joining /uma/ club to check if they have a discord?
>>586238473Good artist
>>586238573You wouldn't pass the interview
Gm
>>586238618What do we need to do?
>>586238673Stop saying "we" for starters
>>586238237happy with your wife?
>>586238708What do you need to do?
>>586238237congrats, anon!!!you have a herbalist umawife now!take good care of her
I HATE CURREN
>>586235039Thanks for the room!
>>586235039GeeGee
>>586238573Spies have been in /uma/club and none of them said anything about a discord
nahi dont want that one
Good morning my weighas
>>586238824BASED LAISU
>>586235039thanks for the games, bwo just wanted to die I guess...
>>586235039good games
No bulli Mambo pls...
>>586239076*Bullies Mambo*
>>586239005endless ejaculation sounds like a torture that will break a man
>>586238905>>586238672mornings
>>586239076machitan is the ugliest jobber in canopus
>>586239134
>>586238902you don't get to be picky
>>586239138>a torture that will break a manthat's what jong does
>>586239138to the glowie operator reading thiscan you do this to me when my time comesI won't bend otherwise
>>586239182I think she is the most beautiful
Why are umas sluts?They immediately fold against human, especially men. Are they stupid?
How many hours until ebayan's race?
>there are no stam3 mile3 groundwork looped Pasa parentWhat the heckuh?
men...
>>586239436men like this
>>586239384Like a dozen innit?
>dober>cock sniffer
Gang Beasts FinalsIT'S STARTING https://youtu.be/9AD3u2dxkMQ
the random restaurants and fast food joints that stick junk flyers in my mailbox don't even include coupons anymorewhat's the point
ANOTHER MILLION FOR MAMBO
Furashu...
>Laurel does nothing but watch Currren and King fight>falls off anywayKino
>>586240275Anon why aren't you making 1.2 million
>>586240435because im from mambo
>my sprint and long oshis getting into a fistfightkino
King...
LONG LIVE THE KING
Laurel will rape even other umas...
god damn that was a brutal way for kingu to go
everyone is trying to get rid of king first every round lmaoo
>Testing CM22>2 end 1 pace 6 debuffers room>Tracen cheer could not activate, pace won by 5LMay be end closer is not a good idea....
Nazis always lose.
https://files.catbox.moe/47flza.mp3
it's not easy being that first rate...
I believe.
Sex demons and Mirako
the lazy demon does it again
Why does grass sound like that, she doesn't sound the current highschooler grass, she sounds like she's playing as milf grass
HANG ON LOGO
>grass has an american greaser costumeThat's pretty funny.
Ardan's source of power...!
MIRAKO DO YOUR BEST
>>586240841Because she is
dancho im gonna flat line the entire monthdont kick me
It's owari da.
A mean right hook!
damn, logo and grassu got hands
the hell are you guys watching
>>586240984kingu
>>586240583When El fought Kingu on the boat
incredible reversal from mirako
MILF Grass is sexo actually... hotter than the current Grass we have
lmfao mirako with the turnabout
>>586240984Get in!>>586239645
>>586240984kingu and roreru for me, but logo and grassu are fun to watch
>>586240984high-voiced Japanese women playing a party game
WINS BY DOING FUCKING NOTHING
MIRAKO HOLY SHIT
THE MIRACLE IS REAL BOYS
Ardan...
It's so owari da...
Mirako is getting raped
If only Kingu wasn't enemy number 1
Fat bitch
Miracle is in the name
>>586218934Meek is too cute
Grass can climb that, but she doesn't know how.
Pan?
>>586240841I noticed this in one of the recent pakalives
>>586241096
Its like watching a horse race, Miranda just came out from the inside like that
Ardanbros...
>>586241096She's not that special
>>586241314>milf grassimagine...
>>586241383>imagineit's the reality
>>586241096This is Hishi Miracle for you
Cygames need to add a milf model for grass
Logotype sounds extremely normal, NPC looking uma with an NPC voice. They really went all out
COMPLETE AND UTTER MOGGING
>>586241409>>586241409>>586241409
>>586240841>Grass has been one of the original characters of the franchise>That's been around since 2017times_change.mov
