>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>586135212
I wish these artists would draw Marika like she actually appears as in her statues, and not this sexified bimbo that's displaying every part of her body.
>>586287607That artist in particular is really bad and makes every character look like the same fat squished blob.
I wish these artists would draw Marika like this sexified bimbo that's displaying every part of her body, not like she actually appears as in her statues.
No male has gotten to 70 intelligence lolOnly womenNot even Gideon uses the moons in his fight
>>586287757Poor thing is angling for his humiliation.
It’s Aryankinoween. Happy Aryankinoween and so forth. Any plans tonight /erg/?
np I gotchu
>>586288309I plan on playing nightreign but not with the password because I don’t like the people on it anymore
>>586289557I really doubt you hate me anon
popular depictions of marika like to do that thing where people draw a girland call it a boy but they are drawing shaniqua and colouring it white it's very strange
The OoT remakes looks so bad. They release a what’s new video and it’s one fugging minute long!
>>586288309it's my hսsband and I's anniversary! we will go see the downtown crowds and party, our costumes are top secret but shadow of the erdtree related
>>586290676I think it looks cool and I can't wait to finally play it, I just hope if people are actually voiced that I can turn it down or change he language if it's way too cringe or it's gonna feel exactly like thishttps://youtu.be/jGzGAEECN6E
Shut the fuck up offtopic spamming cunt
>>586292008both of those replies are directly related to posts before them? calm down little man it's way not a good look for you
>>586289906rightful observations, their pornsick blindness is messed up
ok he's ready we're going out now see you tomorrow erg have fun!
The 2 fat fucks left and all the shitposting on multiple boards stopped lol.
That's great but when will you leave?
let's mod a seamless basebuilding survival ring 2 with claude
>hit 50 streak>start to feel nervous every game even though I’m a great player
>>586298769let it go…
>>586298769Wait until you hit the 500 streak with the close out the game technique.
>>586299778You’re just alt f4ing, I want to make my codex look pretty
>>586299865Everyone with a streak is doing that, its the secret sauce the sisters tried hiding for a long time.
>>586299778I usually don't get the chance to close out because I'm the last one alive and leaving is insanely gay
Why is the Radahn character so cringe?>and then he like STOPPED the stars Shouldn’t he be able to crush the planet with that level of gravitational control?
>>586300154I want a pretty codex, long streaks are lame and gay
>>586300220why would he do that tho
>>586300220Based retard autismo as a character. His strength of will literally comes from an eternal font of "No.">>586300301Best way to do that is grind a low depth and intentionally derank any time you hit depth tiers you think you'll lose at. Keep doing that until you don't have to derank to guarantee your wins.
>>586300220I hate him because of how silly he is. Him and his horse. It’s so stupid. Le heckin wholesome gravity man. Teh strongest.
>>586300220Stars are just meteors which are just aliens. If he actually stopped the stars then when he stopped doing it and they feel to earth then it would’ve destroyed everything rather can create a little hole. I also presume he just put a big vertical net up and caught them in orbit. Still impressive but less so
Jannies are really lame
Radahn literally did not halt the stars, or at least not in their entirety, lol. Jerren even mentions the stars have aligned. Fallingstar beasts still land. Etc. What Radahn did was flex his territory, so the space bugs (Astels) wouldn’t land.
thanks for the carry trishtina
>>586300220Aura rundown>60% the trailer showing him slam his swords into the ground and cross his arms to judge Malenia>10% how his army loves him>10% how he loves his horse>20% his PCR cutscene showing him almost shake off the mind control with battle auraHe's too cool for weaklings.
Jannies are really awesome
Argh, D5 Libra beat me. I knew I shouldn't have gotten on the game today. The vibes were off.I got bad luck with invaders. Only 1 invader on day 1, and then circled out of the second invader spot. I didn't know it at the time, because map information was missing, but the second invader spot was a sleepy swamp, so it was probably for the best to get circled out. And besides, a Balancer raid interrupted day 1.On day 2, I go to handle the swamp, but by the time I kill the boss there, the circle is already closing, and it's on the complete opposite side of the map. So I have to leave FAST. Didn't even see what the invader were, I just got outta there.Libra was low enough on health that I believe if I had the damage boost from the other two invaders, I would have won. I also would have been able to kill condemned faster too, giving me more time to actually attack Libra.I only go one Balancer revive during the boss. And in the end, the Wylder condemned was just a little faster than me.https://streamable.com/5xjcs6This was kind of funny when it happened. But since I lost, I'm bitter about it.https://streamable.com/pyeo5zI didn't know this was possible. I doubt many people have witnessed it.https://streamable.com/0gnni5
Astel was originally the one to have that meteor attack, lol. I guess Miyazaki thought Radahn was too cool so he just deserved it more?In general Astels were meant to be open world bosses that would occasionally land. Like the fallingstar beasts.
>>586300761Repel and absorption in equal measure creates a stop in force entirely. He probably only did it in an area of effect larger than the fucking planet though. Its like the expanse where everything stops when it hits the bubble of influence so he's only holding back the evil aliens trying to fuck up the planet.
>>586300473I want a pretty 9999 codex tard
Radahn is a cartoon character. Worst part of the game/lore. I’m glad his character got fucking raped by a shota + bad writing. Bad writing is only undone through more bad writing. You send off a badly written character by writing/making it even worse. Now Miyazaki is truly like George. Such a controversial ending legacy. Was it worth it?
>>586301096He mastered both repulsion and attraction magics right? Alabaster and Onyx lords seem to obsess over the two.
>>586301132He is the ultimate version of the warrior poet. He does amazing feats of strength and is an egghead with intrinsic understanding of how to manipulate reality with his own instilled will to demand it happen. All the while his entire army loves him and he himself has love for his men and animals alike.
>>586300937source?
>>586301332That is the assumption, but you sort of have to understand that the Onyx and Alabaster lords are a group working in tandem to create equal balance in push and pull. A person can be pushed or pulled in a direction metaphorically, Radahn rejects that and chooses the 3rd path by mastering the other 2. That is why I call him autistic, he largely couldn't be influenced by outside forces.
>>586301458Dataminers. Astel has that as an unused attack. Astel was set to land in the desert area after you killed Radahn. A double boss.
>>586301132Based
>>586301458Game files and cut content. But if you want to use that as a lore reference then everyone is technically an armored core. Always reject idiots talking about cut content, old outdated versions of the game, or japanese translation nonsense to try and wriggle discussion in their favor that the actual game doesn't reflect.
Is there a working cheat table for dark souls remastered? I'm tired of replaying and just want to try doing invasions now.
>>586300928This would not have happened if you watched my runs
>>586301905>Always reject idiots talking about cut content, old outdated versions of the game, or japanese translation nonsense to try and wriggle discussion in their favor that the actual game doesn't reflect.Lol this is such cope. Analyzing Miyazaki’s thought processes and his ideas is how you understand the lore better than any other. You’re just a total faggot cock munching cum drinking loser who can’t stand alternative interpretations.
>>586300220They aren’t literal stars retard you’re so desperate for attention it’s crazy
>>586301917Good pic of the branches.
>>586302172oh so they're figurative stars how so reterrd
>>586302676Obsessed with terr award
>>586300928>Couldn't handle 2 cuck knights in half a day You suckNow that you know you suck you can ignore the boss in future and go for the invaders first
>>586301905Spoken like a true butthurt retard lmao
>>586304305See this anon? Don't be this anon. He's an example of how not to behave.
>>586302676meteors and comets are not stars.
>>586305831he stopped the stars
>>586306376He sure did, and Blaidd even calls them stars but we know they are meteors and comets most of the time. Being full of massive amounts of glintstones makes them twinkle like a star even if they are rocks, I know its confusing if you are an idiot.
god2
yurm2
>>586305831They're lumped together because this is an age of mystery and anything that lands from the sky is called a "star" because everyone in the Lands is an idiot. Space bugs? Stars. Meteors? Stars. Comets? Stars. The fucking Elden Ring? Also a star.
>>586306731it's said nowhere that it excludes the real stars which control the fate which is the whole reason for the festival
>>586307097No it is because most people are regressives due to an omnipresent retard religion.
The size of stars and cosmic bodies is also a mystery. We see stars and nebulae below ground. They range from little bits or motes of magic, to huge ass plasma balls that leave behind craters and gravitational disturbances.For all we know space is just a bigger cave.
>>586302676Yes idiot it would be grossly out of scale with everything else in the setting if the case were anything else
>>586307207That too, but the foremost intellectual institution labels their sciences as "mysteries". Glintstone sorcery is a mystery school. When mystery cults evolve into full blown academia.
>lorejeets stinking up the place againgive it a break no one cares
>>586307651cool total non answer nigger
>>586307684People in the game are dumb, you might be too.Look up dramatic irony.
>>586308129Its intentional as a form of humiliation ritual.
agreed lets talk about trish and terr and mush and creasy instead
I always found it weird how the Olivinus don't use gravity sorceries despite studying meteors, which are associated with gravity. The Olivinus conspectus attracts those from Sellia, which is supposedly where gravity sorcery is/was studied. You find the meteorite staff at Caelid. I also find it weird how the ghosts of Sellians aren't using night sorceries. Aren't the night sorceries the preferred form of glinstone sorcery used by the Sellians? I also find it funny how the serpentfolk mage (the one wearing the giant egg as a hat) at Rykard's manor isn't using magma sorceries.
terr x mush forever
Just had the most hyper competent game with randos. Like they understood my vague pings, we split and met up in a flow, they pinged augur and let me kill it alone while they fought a field boss, me and duchess killed basement bell while the executor killed the trolls, we all knew to kill the frost dragon first meeting without pinging, Heolstor died within 2 and half minutes melee with no slop or casting, 0 down expedition, entire thing done in 32 minutes. It such a bizarre feeling I don’t think I’ve ever got even on the password
>>586308521indie game
nobaldi cares
>>586308129>pluralhalf the time its the dude replying to himself
>>586308615I haven't queued on the password in months, I prefer randoms. Most of the people still playing at this point know what to do.
>>586308521The juvenile scholars in Rennala's fight use gravity sorcery to levitate shit at you. But that's about it.
While he doesn't have the beard, Azur's mouth shape directly matches up with his (Karolos) portrait at the academy. Karolos and Azur both have that curled in shape of mouth. Hm.Is it because rocks can't grow hair? He lost the beard over time?
>>586309619He became a part of the Borg.
>Carlos Conspictuscan't make this shit up
>>586310613ey esé this glintstone shit is mad loco foo
>>586310613Free men, not bound to the whims of the gods.
>>586308137>I don’t like so it doesn’t count Die
>>586308576everyone is screaming this from the top of their lungs
>>586311878sorry you posted baseless nonsense broski
Lorejeets are so lame and brown...
>>586312568How is it nonsense? And don’t use words you don’t know the meaning of
>3 heolstors in a row I’m so lucky
>>586308129>>586308991He’s so lame and raped…
Sometimes I feel likea janny is watching meeeeeeeand I have no privacy
>>586313060saying "its too epic" is a ridiculous cope handwave of a major plot element
>>586308410It's telling that anons would rather talk about that than DOS's lorefics. And that's what drives him mad.
>>586314159That’s not what I said. I’m saying what you’re suggesting is total nonsense. If Radahn could meaningfully affect actual celestial bodies of that size and scale there literally wouldn’t even be a story, he would just win the setting with ease, it would be like if an anime character that could blow up planets was inexplicably threatened by arrows and swords, it’s totally incongruent with everything else we’re shown and told.
foul terrnished
elden terr
terr's great rune
terr's manly cock
promised consort terr
>gets his ass stretched>starts spamming himself to distract from itclassic t***cucka
he’s such a lame and raped maggot jeet…
Kinoween time
terr souls
I wish there was a spooky halloween boss in Nightreign.
>>586315039nothing in game suggests that the stars or even just some stars are beyond the meddling of purportedly the strongest demigod who according to ingame lore including a whole cutscene stopped them in some way. he is a master of gravity magic which encompasses the microcosmic black holes it's not really farfetched at all
>>586315039Other anon is right Radahn has autism and does it reflexively. The characters have their own story within the story. Radahn is clearly the strongest and would be elden lord in a vacuum, but he got retardeded in the story before the game starts. One Punch Man still has a story even though Saitama can 1 shot everyone with ease.
>vacuum kek
>>586317087The point is that we know those “stars” aren’t actual stars because they literally landed on the planet despite him “holding them back” like >>586300650 says, we know they aren’t literal stars as we understand them because the planet isn’t totally fucking destroyed even after they did, anything that could be described as black hole clearly isn’t even remotely the same as an actual one either, being the “strongest demigod” means nothing when you can be defeated by a hobo with a dagger and that wouldn’t be remotely in the realm of possibility if he was affecting *actual* stars. >>586318008Nothing Radahn does is even remotely close to the same level of impressiveness as that, the scale is literally several dozen orders of magnitude higher than anything anyone in the universe has shown. He is retarded but not so retarded that the thought of “kill everyone in my way with a thought” wouldn’t cross his mind like it would if he was actually capable of that. Saitama has multiple showings of strength that that back up that level of power along with very little motivation to do much of anything because of how bored he is nso that’s a faulty analogy.
>>586319309>>586318008Funny you mention saitama when he got his ass whooped by goku in death battle
>>586319309i don't think we know any of that, you are assuming quite a bit and at this rate you will tell me that we can't beat the game without using an ancient dragon smithing stone anyways consider this confirmed-by-gameplay fact: >>586306376
There's a lot to unpack about last game. Starting with the Draconic Tree Sentinel.So he has this three part attack, right? Here's a clip of me getting hit by it.https://streamable.com/fv8u4qTo be honest, I didn't remember if he had a third part to that attack, so I went for it and got smacked.OK, so then I have to wait after the third part of his attack. Except, he doesn't always do the third part. So here is later in the fight, I just stand back and watch and wait, and it feels like a missed opportunity, as he immediately goes into another attack.https://streamable.com/ams2wvSo now I'm just like "well I guess I'm not allowed to attack". But when am I allowed to attack.Later in the fight, he spams the first part of the attack 3 times in a row.https://streamable.com/xa7zmoAnd I'm just supposed to dodge it like a chump and wait. When is it my turn to attack? I really have no clue. Because the one attack that looks like it has a window, has a "gotcha" third part.
>>586320945We do know all of that for a fact. I’m assuming nothing. They’re not real stars because they don’t behave anything like real stars. They’re meteors and/or a metaphor for everyone’s fate. Whatever you want them to be. Just not actual stars. I can’t make this any clearer and if you still struggle to understand this then you’re being purposefully obtuse.
>>586321107He has a pool of moves and followups he uses at close range and long range and if you move to long range he wont do close range moves and vice versa so if you want to punish him you keep him close
>>586321468>>586321208
>>586321208At the start of the fight, the invisible wall bug ruins my opening attackhttps://streamable.com/lgmr0zWhy is Fromsoft so bad at programming. I hate having to fight around invisible barriers.Here, the tree sentinel calls for a charge. But one of the cavalryman bug out and fail to chargehttps://streamable.com/kmlqo8Then, later, her bugs again, and fails to charge. Only to remember a short time later, "oh yeah, I have to charge, durr" and charges late.https://streamable.com/7l5ziiWaiting for him to charge, was why I stood a distance away from the tree sentinel. And standing a distance away from the tree sentinel, is what made him to the lighting attack.Of course the lightning attack happens a quarter of a beat after what would be intuitive, because obligatory delayslop. I try to roll forward, against my better judgement, because I'm looking for openings. tree sentinel is running me all over, and giving me no good openings. So I'm like "maybe if I roll forward I can ACK!"
>>586321269nothing but the day/night cycle suggests the stars or sun or moon operate as we understand. obtuse would be denying the game story and all of the magic lore just to lawyer radahn's powerlevel, what you are indirectly suggesting is ridiculous in context
>>586321468Staying close is what triggers him to perform the second and third parts of his attack. So it's not like staying close is a guaranteed punish. There's still more to the flow chart of attacks. There's just way too many mix ups, and maybes with his pattern of attacks.
>>586321269The stars act like normal stars, the sun acts like a normal sun rising in the east and setting in the west. You can sit in Liurnia from sun set to sun rise and look at the stars, they sit there like normal stars. "Stars" are different from stars as already discussed. "Stars" are meteors but stars are stars.
>>586321915This video is for the anon who insisted that bubbles move to fast to get anything done.https://streamable.com/a9ks06First of all, FUCK whoever created the bubble during Noklateo seed. Like actually take a spiked dildo up the ass.But any, I get interrupted by the bubble spawning, and manage to just barely kill the boss as the bubble is taking me.Then, it takes way too many jumping attacks to stance break Maris. What the hell, man.
>>586321915That lightning attack is pretty intuitive its like hes pressing a button that drops lightning on you so you roll right when his shield hits the bottom and not as its going down
>>586322380Yea so you either spot dodge the second and third parts of the attack or go around him so he swaps to shield attack mode and has a bit of lag between attacks
>>586321915>https://streamable.com/7l5ziinyo…impossible
The game pitied me and gave me bugs as my nightlord 4 times in a row.
I fucking hate bugs they're so easy and shit and boring I would rather fight 3 ancient dragons
>>586322237If anything that would make my case further for me but they do behave relatively normally. The “stars” on the other hand don’t, again, evidenced by the fact the planet is still standing. You can go around believing Radahn can throw around massive balls of plasma even bigger than our own planet in some cases but anyone with a brain can see that’s blatantly nonsense seeing as there’s even a story to begin with. >>586322484Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying, we know the “Stars” he’s affecting aren’t the actual stars, it’s a metaphor for something else, but some people are seemingly too dense to grasp From’s basic usual flowery language.
>>586321208>why won't the boss let me grapple from a long range and fit a running attack in during a small punish window always so greedynot reading the rest of your cope essays
>>586322942Spot dodge the lighting attacks? Won't his his lingering lighting do damage post-dodge?As for getting around to his shield side, it's so difficult. Because he protects that side. He might jump away. Hell, one time, he did this attack I've never seen before, where he protects his back with his hammer. I saved the clip a while back but never posted it because it was pretty mundane. I can't seem to find it, so I must have deleted it too. Shame.Anyway, trying to get to his shield side is very uncomfortable and not necessarily a guarantee of anything.>>586323940Your input is unwelcome, and I'm glad you have the good sense to fuck off. If only you never interjected at all.
A sad pathetic faggot I am
>>586322726Good advice. I can dodge the lightning in most cases.https://streamable.com/7710d4https://streamable.com/hlgbqfIt's just that the timing is unintuitive, so he gets me sometimes.>>586321915Found the third instance of the calvary's charge bugging out.https://streamable.com/k5d9rfI was hoping to hit him with the ult. Though I likely would have missed regardless, since I activated it so early.
>>586323673an absence of any information about stars other than the plethora of references to them that correspond perfectly to the presented narrative doesn't really support regarding them like real stars at all, it's the opposite in fact and that is actually supported by ingame lore and astrology. "its fake or every star ever would converge on the same spot and annihilate the setting" is a pretty retarded premise next to "unprecedentedly powerful sorcerer demigod can nerf stars"fantasy setting btw
>>586324337The only lightning attack with a lingering hitbox is the big one he ends the lightning phase with and maybe the one he does after making the cavalrymen charge
What are the chances that Duskbloods will be playable online day 1 on PC?
>>586322671Ten bomboclat jumping attacks!
>>586325565>and maybe the one he does after making the cavalrymen chargeIt definitely does.
queuein for ten mins
>>586325447Stop being an intentionally obtuse retard.
queuein for terr mins
>>586325447>”unprecedentedly powerful sorcerer demigod can nerf stars"That would be up to you to prove buddy. Good luck with that.
>>586289557The feeling is probably mutual.
>>586326310>>586326939play the game troons
>>586321208>"a lot to unpack"Not beating the leftcuck redditor allegations.
>>586328762>no proofConcession accepted.
>>586329502What are allegations worth from a racist chud?
>>586321208that's a completely different second attack in the second clip, which doesn't have a followup.
>>586301917dsrgadget, use the newer fork. youll find it on github
>>586330415nta and i know youre just memeing but back when the colosseum came out and this genny first started doing fcs someone legitimately threw a tantrum over someone having nigger in his name. this genny has some serious redditors
>>586329893scroll up for all the context dudeski
>>586331356"There's a lot to unpack" was me memeing. Accusing him of being a racist chud was genuine. There are a lot of them on 4chan, and they are all valueless worms. But I'm not going to get into that today.
Does MMV still work with seamless?
>>586331623Prove that Radahn has ever “nerfed” anything even remotely energetic as a fucking average star or stop replying.
I didn't know you were supposed to imbue your staff in DS2. kinda weird
>>586333819you're beautiful
>>586333819flattie
>>586332508i was paraphrasing a claim the game makes and goes on to validate through events and text, it's basic stuff but don't let that interfere with the weird soience melty
>>586333819>trannypedo playing DS2No surprise there. >>586333894pathetic pedojeet
Good morning
>>586334090>no proof>”actually I didn’t mean it :)”Very nice.
>>586333819You post the best stuff
>>586333819the man hands really sell it
>>586335429thats what the quotations were for dikjeet
^^ failed to provide the evidence award
>>586324662****…
>>586306376
mighty terr
>>586335995That drawing is awful, but that is a ridiculous thing to say.
>>586287607The women turned goddess is going to make herself look beautiful no matter how much it makes you neo puritans seethe.Besides the statues are false, her tits are accurate but Marika has a massive ass as seen in her model in the Radagon cutscene
>>586287607Holy shit this is the 0.001% "modern audience" They exist! This is who they made Concord and Dragonage Veilguard for.
>The women turned goddess is going to make herself look beautiful no matter how much it makes you neo puritans seethe.>Holy shit this is the 0.001% "modern audience" They exist! This is who they made Concord and Dragonage Veilguard for
>>586335450You like ds2 that much?
>Lets show him some simple ugly blobs from the stone age, that'll show em.
>>586342217
the lame maggotjeetas
>>586321208
>>586343769I love women
>>586344421I love catgirls
>>586321208These wouldn't have had happened if you watched my runs
>>586344620>>586345225zip it mushsaar
Controller's fucked. Recommendations?
>>586350323I just buy a £20 Xbox one and I’m an s tier
>>586350323KBM like everyone in the Kool Kids Klub
>>586337904he owns you
>>586315882>>586316067you got raped by him he owns you now
>>5863503238shitdoodoogamesarrmobapad
>>586300220>>586300517mental illness
>>586337904you own him
^ the raped
>>586351141>>586351239we say this in agartha
>>586292464Hang yourself
tkk is doing viewers game
Sorry buddy we all prefer dotitao
>>586351971Hello gaped anon
>>586352127alas none of us are japanese so we cannot join
^ threadjeet still doing his retarded shtick that was never funny award
good job retard
the ergies are yurmingtotal dsg victory
>>586316067>>586315882>>586351738We say this in Hyperborea
>>586350323Dualsense
>>586352435Being gaped by a family member never is or was funny. Please take care gaped anon.
I know this is a bit of a loaded question, but what exactly is the appeal of Elden Ring's lore? I've seen plenty of anons on /v/ and here who know a lot about setting and lore and stuff, however, to me it always just seemed like a discount Dark Souls. The themes and world-building in Elden Ring feel like a weaker, less concise version of Dark Souls, (concise in what it's trying to get at thematically, not in its presentation). Boss introductions can sometimes feel soured and nonsensical upon your first encounter, because if you have no context of the story whatsoever it's just...bizarre and confusing. Godrick and Ranala are perfect examples.In Dark Souls, you have an intuitive understanding of why each boss is the way they are. They are concise in what they are trying to convey. A wolf holding a sword? Must be guarding something important. A dragon with a mouth on its stomach? He's probably that way from the sewers mutating him.This is not meant to be a shitpost or start a flame war, I'm earnestly asking as someone that loves DS1. I can certainly give Elden Ring points for its aesthetic though. It gets a lot of points for being surreal.
>>586352127So much for honorbu Japanese. Someone is using beastclaw for a viewer game
>>586352747Birds
>>586352625 (me)oops I'm brown and retarded I meant to say Hyderabad
>>586352802Birds?
>>586352702Don't describe your current home situation retard we're not interested
>>586333819DS2 had a lot of weird ideas, shame they never used the good ones again.
>>586352898>said anon in tears to his mirror
>>586352837Don't interject with your local area, defeated jeet.
>>586353035>says the projecting cuck telling us about his trauma unprompted
>>586353053meant for >>586353053
>>586352747ER had the worst case of the lore being cut down and shuffled around before release, made even worse by DLC retcons. But the demigods are pretty straight forward, i.e. don't take my rune, let me have my little patch of post-apocalyptic dirt.
Hello ergies
god1 god2 god3 > eldie
>>586353153>said anon to the mirror again. Clearly he hadn't taken his medication today.
dsgypsys emptying their bowels I see
dsgods enlightening our minds I see
dszoomers losing their minds I see
Ergods own you dsimmigrantcuck
1/3
who's in the q
>>586354627My name is belan
>>586352846Yes, birds
I once seen a swan tear off a ducks wing
>>586354848still 1/3?
>>586356238No it’s 2/3
>>586315041>>586315219>>586315460>>586315569>>586315846>>586316176>>586351239>>586351141>>586351971>>586352606Shut it maggot
>>586350323A good one, ideally.
GGiga Bugs
>>586356361woop forgot to set pass back to erg gotta restart game
>>586356784gg I probably shouldn't have dropped RoB for the Grafted Dragon but its fine you guys had so much damage anyway
>>586355581indeed, swans are terrible creatures
queue status?
Apology dreglord run, something come up have to quit
>>586356784>GG>Greatbow slop>D tiers
>>5863574561/3
>>586357112Swans are cute, ducks with their parasites are shit. They also bully pigeons
>>586358027>bully the flying ratsI already said I like ducks you don't need to pitch it even harder
>>586357731ten more mins then going randoms
GGreg, RIP Revenant. So many field bosses were holy resistant lmao.
>>586359330do you guys wanna play with someone who wont dc
>rando called “pls no ce”>is seed checking
seed checking isn’t cheating
None of your streaks were real laggyjeet
>>586360339Yes, it is.
>>586360339What about using a dregs timer
>>586287370Nightreign is great, but...>seventh gen mechanicsyeah, i dont like em.
what is the actual best (most reliable) wiki for elden ring? i know fextra can sometimes be really inaccurate
>>586363662erg
>>586363662the comments will usually clear up any bullshit
I wish I could marry terrjeeta and turn her into an honest woman
>>586363762>>586363964thanks
the ergies want to breed each other
>>586353509>more faggot maggot threadshitter cope
>>586364621who would you breed
>>586363662Fextra is the best, erg is the funniest.
>>586365286for me, it's temmie
erg is the yurmiest
@temmielets get yurmy up in here
Reminder ironeye gets his booty hole plowed every night by raider
>>586366792thats wyldjeet actually
>>586366792This but the opposite
>>586367312Oie looks like this
>>586367312female raider would absolutely be a BBW and there's no way ironeye's scrawny ass could handle allat
>>586367312Built for undead archers>>586367548Faggot
>>586367585straighter than you are bud
>>586367452this true?
>>586367892Yes, has been validated in the steam group
oie x terr
>>586287370Played nightreign for 30 minutes. >Battle Royale felt like the early days of battle royale where the genre was all about RP and looting. i will said the closest game today that feel like ER is Rust>TraversalTraversal was my biggest issue with ER and they solved it. isnt as boring as vanilla ER >Enemiesthey made even the most basic enemy interesting. not that they are bad in ER but after certain time the trash mobs felt just like that, trash>GearItemization on ER was painful they even capped how much acient stone you could find. you can farm them on the DLC but i just dont want to pay for another game alltogether also Erdtree is the first DLC without physical release. you just get a code and fuck you. pirate from's games is the morally right choice. From's need to go independent or rebrand themselves i don think the pricing on their games is justified. if you are console only you will get a subpar experience also no mods. that really bring down the game longevity
>>586368396Thank you for telling me nothing
>>586368619is a better Elden Ring. isnt like Sekiro that still play nothing like any other fromsoftware game
what the hell is this ESL talking about
xhe is baiting for (You)s
>>586369238Its cute when he acts like this.
>>586369514Hello dragonirian obsessed schizo
>>586369683???
>>586369683Triggered the jeet, well done.
>>586369754Schizo thinks you are one of his tulpas.
>>586369683goddamn you clocked his ass instantly and even made him run damage control as usual fine work continue doing what you do king
>>586370017>>586369809Does this anon call people random names he made up often? Whats the skinny?
So he calls people names he made up then runs away? Seems kind of cucked.
^^ raped dosjeet damage control after getting identified
^ jeet on jeet violence
>>586370302He tends to cry and call everyone that rawdogs him raped as a coping mechanism. You'll see him do it watch. Anons play him like a fiddle when he's having one of his tantrum melties.
>>586367548
>>586369683Raped him good, splendid performance.
>>586372873kek he's still trying.
>>586372769that's not a BBW
Queued for a few
yurmed ergies
>>586375150sure, i can put the queue in the oven to roast
Melina is so fucking hot why isn't there more porn of her
>>586372930Seems you got the last word in and won. Good job.
>>586375634She has the most porn, at least as far as animations go, it's between her and Marika. I like how Melina is just ERs Emma Watson, which we know Miyazaki has spoken about before and even said Sieglinde's face from DS1 was based on her.
>>586375960In ds1? Wasn't she pretty young at that age when ds1 started development? Wtf miyazaki...
>>586375634such porn is retarded
>>586376153>2010/2011She would've been in her late teens/20s by then but yeah still...
>>586375445You actually q'd or not? We should go two player pw players...
>>586375960sieglinde does look like emma watson but melina looks like her voice actor
>>586376542egg
>>586376571The hair length, vaguely the hair colour, accent, and eye color make me think of Emma Watson, and I can't unsee it after learning about Sieglinde.
>>586375634She's too pitiable for porn.
>>586376153>>586376395miyazaki is an epstein diddy bludden??? dear god...
>>586376571Doesn't gwynevere look way more like her
>>586376934>adds femboy sissy shotas to every game>adds feet to every game>corruption, body horror, and moreyeah i think miyazaki is a gooner
>>586376874that's just you, my eyes unclouded by porn vision see more accurately
>>586377282That just means he likes what I like
>>586377350>retarded foid mentioning porn out of nowhereGo for a walk with your obese husband and clear your head.
Uh oh is it husbandjeet meltdown o clock already
>>586376652Want to go two pw players and get a 3rd random?
>>586377515it's not mentioned out of nowhere retard it is contextual to the conversation immediately before it, don't embarrass yourself mentioning ME out of nowhere it makes your whole post mega ironic, and also we did go for a long hike late last night to a very special spot for us near a waterfall in the woods, it was super cute and romantic and he was really happy and held me up and spun me around as I kissed him, and we made each other laugh a bunch of times and talked about a lot of different things and we even mentioned duskbloods and how it's going to actually come out next year now, I love him so much we could be literally anywhere anytime and we always have something to talk and smile about, while I'm writing this post he has his arms around me and is snoring in a way that makes my heart feel full of love with every snore
When revenant is pent up enough her cum output is off the chartshttps://litter.catbox.moe/ltoujp.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/vlp790.png
>>586377980Most women would kill for the ability to toss blame back at someone this well. Kudos to your groomer.
>>586377980I personally wasn't talking about porn. I was talking about the likeness of Melina and Emma Watson, not reading the rest of your blogpost about your obese import larp.
>>586378134Putitos are so lame.
>>586378208the conversation as a whole was about that subject and your inner intentions do not change the result of how your actions depict your outer self
>>586377698eh...you do you i guess
2/3
also your subconscious registers keywords, to bounce around your feeble psyche forever and ever
Time too cook
>>5863788183/3
should i play elden ring convergence mod or elden ring randomizer
>>586379056O mai goooo
>>586379056vanilla elden ring with taunters tongue on>>586379373he says that
>>586379056>>586379536HOW THE FUCK did you manage to dox me? I have to kill myself RIGHT NOW!
>>5863796076+/10 name4/10 post
>>586378797>t. raped non-player
gg roast bugs, i completely forgot about that invader camp
>>586360339It is and it takes out what little variety you can still get from the game>>586359541When you take out stuff on the edges or win a coin flip on where the circle is going to be it could look like seed checking but just be luck.
>>586382181gg I accidently pinged that fire church I wasn't expecting you to actually go towards it lol
oh my chungus is that a heccin goal key you just pinged xDDDD
>>586381862>describing yourself
>>586382553oh, i only went to it because you pinged it>>586382641aye wholesome gaolchungus
sex with the sarcastic anon
>>586382641Shiftyduck is a girl
>>586382963Shut up cuck
>>586383010I'm not a cuckold
^ cuckold
I'm a cuckold
why
>>586379056Randomizer has gotten so many features by now you can play ER forever. Convergence is a stupidly tacky fanfic.
>>586385726What are the best randomizer settings for maximizing fun?
Kys pedo troon
>>586386059you're beautiful
Crit tools per gameDS1>crystal greatclub>chaos rapier>dark silver tracerDS3>black knight greataxe>ledo's greathammer>lothric knight ultra greatsword>elemental infused daggersER>misericordeWhy did they kick the bucket with ER
>>586386059Spending some time making a custom preset to your liking that keeps the game's flavor intact.>don't randomize harmless fodder enemies like wolves and nobles to keep the backdrop and scenery intact>put useful items in high-profile locations and not in the middle of nowhereFor example you can make a silo that shuffles flask tears, golden seeds and physick tears among themselves and then you can scavenger hunt at churches and erdtrees. Or keep spells at spell locations so your spellcaster isn't stuck with glintstone pebble forever.This way you're playing a reshuffled but intact Elden Ring and not a speedrun clown show. It's actually amazing and I've put hundreds of hours in it.
>>586386059I think you should kill yourself.
>>586386413shut it mushmaggot
gg triple heolster honest zdps chungusless run
>>586387045Ggs, he was acting weird for me at times.
>>586386897What about upgrade mats?
>>586387045gg I don't know why I kept getting caught in the nuke it's normally never an issue
>>586386798Your Executioner's Greataxe?
>>586387234There's a checkbox option that spreads smithing stones more or less like in vanilla, i.e. smithing stones 1 and 2 are mostly in Limgrave and Weeping etc.There's also the absolutely essential option of making every upgrade take only one stone, so you can freely go nuts with non-somber weapons.
>>586382470We were at the bottom right tree and I marked it to hit a church where it lands and red major top right. He marked a tree that goes left towards top left. I pinged church then red major then he ping his route again and the very top right. Guess where the day circle ended up being
>>586372769me n who>>586375634she’s just boring hot but boring
>>586386059I think you should live on.
>>586388848Lol nice, I fucking hate executors
>>586388816I think you should stop having opinions that make the world worse
>>586388929Same. Actual brown weeb magnet.
>>586387403Does 1k less damage than miseri
>>586388848gg invader
>>586387045Must've been hard with that pakistani deadweight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoROTx_NogE
>>586390324I mean I made a good point what does he sit there for
>>586390562It's his kino Oscar and Anri of Astora reference, you see
>>586387515You don't like the setting that gets rid of min requirements? I feel like it's a must have for cutting down the tedium
>>586390853>>586386059creepy...
Avatarfags are so annoying. Go to a discord if you want people to identify you.
>>586390853You should kill yourself.
triggered by a webm award
>avatarfag>talks about the game>randomschizo >does not talk about the game
>>586391296You triggered xher. Xhe could just talk about the game without attention-seeking, but nope.
>>586391296this desu, isn't the whole point of 4chan that everyone's anonymous
>>586390810we all noticed that on day one, this boy needs a new fresh reference but I need to ask his sister to talk some sense into him because he won't listen to anyone else what a loser
>>586388848
>>586391296it would be less offensive if it wasn't an unrelated character for pedophiles, if he wants to feel cute so bad he should go whore himself out in real life
>>586392217Parrying is so lame.>>586392375He should kill himself instead.
>>586392375>>586391296>names himself ender lilies fan>doesn't post anything regarding ender lilies but instead chooses the pedo tranny incest animeJust really weird and nonsensical all around
>>586388816I think you should keep having opinions that make the world better
>>586390853You should live on.
>>586391568many are noticing this
>>586392805molested useless men tend to do pointless repulsive nonsense all their lives
>>586391568>disguising attention seeking as "talking about the game"
>>586366792>>586367312>>586367548It’s funny since i can see both being true
https://poal.me/xa4czdhttps://poal.me/xa4czdhttps://poal.me/xa4czdimportant vote vote vote
bender sissy fag
if you vote on shit like that you are such a tool
>>586394338Looks like this troon didn't like the anti-tranny revelation of the last poll...
>>586394464pipe down, the last poll I remember was whether hollows made you stop playing or not, I don't click these links and besides if you needed a poll to prove that sentiment you are legitimately stupid
https://poal.me/xgayethttps://poal.me/xgayethttps://poal.me/xgayet
Is leaving looked down in this community?
>>586394986You seem upset. No, the last poll was whether this place likes troons or not, and the majority did not.
>>586395075>/xgayet
>>586395569If you mean rage quitting, then yes. Could be worse, you could rage afk and have your team deal with 3-player scaling with 2 active players, like a certain brown cuck here.
>>586395628>majorityby 1 vote.
>>586395628a slight correction to improve your understanding, your need for a poll to prove that makes you autistic, nobody else needed a poll to see that
>>586396734that's even worse for him if true because he is autistically fixating on an oversimplified result with contradictory context
>>586396734>by 1 votewhy are you lying for no reason?
>>586397098>>586397274I'm not the one who made that poll or "needed" to see it, but your reaction to it existing is funny and rather telling.
>>586397345>>586396734PFTTT OH NO NO NO TRANNYLIARS WE LOST
>>586397345Persecute the "I support them" party NQVV!
>>586397345ok 3 votes
8* votes. 6 if you want to maximize cope
I'm 1/3 rn
>>586397345this is 10/13 since you split the side that doesnt care into 3 categories for no reason
>>586370482spot on>>586379056>>586379536>basic human empathy o algo
>>586398821Amy love
How do you buff people with scholar (with the ally buff relic)
>>586399313you have to use the cuck chair move
>>586398908it's a song and dance for themselves to cope with their own delayed trooning out, we've seen it again and again
>>586400205another meaningless nothingpost
It still says 1/3. Are you guys playing a completely different game?
>>586400926I just got into queue but its 1/3 for me
>>586400636but enough about your choice of character
>>586400995It says 1/3 for me too
>>586356653you first freak
>>586399313Terr was an expert at being a creepy little pest using it, ask her
>>586401245its prob 2/3 then
>>586401401It says 1/3
>>586401507it doesn't always show 2/3 for whatever reason
>>586401736It still says 1/3
^ the blocked
>>586402360Unblock me, it says 1/3
>>586401317Why are you obsessed with terr?
>>586402578he's real smart and the best poster
>Mohg at one point in development was not a child of Marika or an Omen at all and was just a straight up demon The more I hear about the lore pre-release the more I wish Fromsoft would stop rewriting their games every 2 weeks in development
>>586404764he wasn't even a boss he was just an enemy riding on the back of the hero grave chariots
I hope next souls like has chalice dungeons again
Elden Ring: Nightreign Blocked Name Listabortion acab af ahole aids akia akias alabama hot pocket allah anal anal sex analsex angrydragon angrydragons angrypenguin angrypenguins angrypirate angrypirates anime titties anus apeshit arsehole artard asf askhole ass ass 2 ass ass hole ass kisser ass licker ass lover ass man ass master ass pirate ass rapage ass rape ass raper ass to ass ass wipe
>>586405857i thought that was a player blocklist for a second there
>>586405857Imagine putting the names together one after the other and telling a story with it.
Summoning Duck
>>586405857I think you should kill yourself.
gg gigadel, who needs negation anyway just dont get hit
>>586402578he’s real dumb and the worst poster
>>586342965Obviously not that part>>586405857Could have been good if not for the text
>>586406956gg or you could be like me get hit by one attack the entire fight and still die
>>586407169Posted on phone>>586407172Posted on PC
>>586407259Maybe I should be less stingy about the bubble physiks when I have 4 of them, bad habit I guess
>>586405857jeenvke
>>586407259tbf it was one of adels classic multi-hits, you survived the first hit fine
Oh boy time for a relaxing game of nightreign
>>586407725valid as f*ck
>>586406484g'day mate
It says 1/3
y/urm
>randos alt f4 libra, balancers, dreglord, dog and augurWhyyyy
fc?
>>586408605who is this
>>586408836who's asking?
>>586408836it's me
>>586401317I've never seen terrtina play anything besides exetina
>>586409161
>>586409342terrtina the tinatina playing revtina?
mindbroken by namefags general
>>586409447The game literally tells you the names and steam accounts of the 2 other players you matched with on the pw
>>586409739You have to match with other people first, and right now I'm 1/3
>>586408965bababooey
>>586409342yikes m'dude
>>586409739Is that an excuse to spam about them 24/7Other co-op generals aren't like this
>>586410305>Other co-op generals aren't like thisYou're so close to getting it...
>>586410305Think about it. Other multiplayer generals aren't terminally 1/3. Meanwhile this is a mp general focused on multiplayer and no one is playing multiplayer. let that sink in
>>586409864i'll put the queue back on to cook
>>586409864it says 1/3
>>586287370>ironeyemy favorite
when the remembrance wants u to do two expeditions before a new scenario
>>586411410I'm in
>>586410305>/erg/ is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it, we need to pull it out by the roots.
>>586411410>>586411640still need a 3rd?
>>586412626yup
still need a turd?
>>586407405don’t talk to yourself>>586410305most coop generals don’t even play with each other dude and when they do it’s usually not with the same handful of people over and over again
>>586411640damn you really look like that
>>586413134I see we're lying for no reason again
>>586409342>tranny hater was the tranny all alongdamn…
>>586411410What a nice view…
>>5864083313 days shifty
>>586413537be patient he's a little retarded
Tough crowd in the rando pools today
>>586415025Typical caker carry
>>586413537it’s ok if you’re new to the board
>>586414050>>586413537>>586410305Newtroon-kun…
gg white birds annoying day 1 circle
GG Birds
the steam group…
>>586415992>doing the homosex practice pose
>>586415981Unfortunately the first drop I picked up was purple night tide on rob or else we could have done the scion
also shouldnt have ulted when they phase transitioned kek my bad, I guess I'm used to people trying to get off ults when theyre grouped up like that
>d tier lobby need skill slop to beat a basement scion
>>586416126eh its fine, tis was the safer option>>586416207i was confused about that
>>586416286i had grafted sword and marais and halo scythe but still 3barred to scion it was pretty bad we ended day 1 at level 4
>>586415025Bonk
>>586415025I had an executor that was extremely competent during the day, thought it was weird that he wasn't picking up negation but it was fine, and then during ED Gladius he 1barred phase 1, 2barred at the phase transition nuke, and then proceeded to 3bar and then 4bar before the phase 3 split up even happened. Randos just don't know nightlord movesets its so weird
>>586415823>>586415890>replies twice in an effort to save face after getting clocked for being a maggot liarjeez talk about being a raped cuck...
>>586416924this
>>586416924if only we had mighty terr then we wouldn't have 700barred to grafted scion
mighty grafted scion
>>586416867>>586416924>>586416964Make it less obvious subhuman you’re bothersome
>>586416867>it’s a lie because I say it isnot how this works
It's on 1/3 please to be carrying me i cannot fight the grafted scion
>>586417272>>586417282>more raped double reply schizojeet copenot a good look
I'm a relatively new player what are the usual interesting relics to have on revenant?
>>586356653you missed a spot don’t worry I got you >>586353384>>586352837 >>586352020 >>586352435>>586366278 >>586366564 >>586375174>>586401291 >>586408551
>>586417409Beast incantations up
>>586415992Curious…
so is the fire knight sword a strictly better zweihander?
>>586417320sorry i left the queue, grafted scion is just too terrifying >>586417409gaols
so many (You)s from a single post
>>586417387>no argumentcool story terrjeet don’t cry so hard next time people make fun of you and maybe this won’t happen
>>586417553+izzat
gg big fish also fuck that fallingstar beast
>>586417637not your current conqueror/god/rapist/master sorry buddy you seem really obsessed with him though you should get that fixed
^^ the raped and exposed maggot cuckjeet
>>586417501Not really no
>>586415025Name?
>buffered xhis post on cooldown to avoid the nonreplyso raped
>>586417409Pick a spell school/affinity and build around it. TOP PRIORITY: starting spell. Beast Claw, Lightning Spear, O Flame. If you absolutely don't have any of those, starting wraith bell is fine while you're searching for your sealHigh priority: Lightning/Fire/Phys/Holy atk - as I said, pick one. Night Invaders (Invaders only in Deep of Night mode)Medium priority: Fighting Alongside Family buffs, Sorcerers Rise increases FPLow priority: HP/Vig, FP/Mind, Ultimate buffs team, Ult ghostflameWhen you get into Deep of Night you'll then get access to the Incantations+2 and Affinity+2 relic lines which will open you open to be able to play "generalist/use what you get" Revenant. When you know what you're doing and maybe have some good FP relics you can even use Dragonfire/Communion builds
>>586417409you may not like it but this is what peak revenant relic looks like
>>586417606We know, he clocked you good.
>>5864178261 gaol = 1 izzat
>>586418176so lame and cucked…
>>586417830>oie with no hymenSo weak and feeble
>>586417501It has 0.5 weight more, and the animation is slightly different (slightly more vertical R1s). Other than that, the fire zwei is the better zwei.
>>586418153oh i forgot wrath of gold as a starting spell option. it's risky/close range like O Flame but if you can git gud it can be a good copium incant if you dont find your discus
>>586418108cc
>>586418108trishh
>>586418507I wish he'd leave this place.
>>586418451Please come back
spoopy
>>586418292FKGS gets better ar and faith scaling with flame arts compared to a similar zwei with better damage split so you can use stuff like flame grant me strength and fire scorpion charm more efficiently
is it always better to enter the black keep through the side route
>>586418176>>586418273>>586391379>>586389368>>586388929>>586391379Seems to be the general prevailing sentiment around here. Very lame and gay.
>>586418507>>586418451I wish they would stay in this place.
>>586418796Stop noticing
>>586287607
>>586418704No
>>586419093The physical AR is superior to the zwei as well. FKGS is just downright better on that front, but that's understandable for a DLC weapon.
>>586418153>>586418207>>586418316Alright thanks!
Elden Ring Nightreign Censored Name List:buttseksbuttsexbuttweedc0ckc0cksuckercabroncamel toecamel toescameltoecanabiscannabiscarpet munchercastratecastratescastrationcawkchankcheesedickchick2chickchick4chickchickforchickchickonchickchicks2chickschicks4chickschicksforchickschicksonchickschickstochickschicktochickchincchinkchinkschoadchoadschodecirclejerkcirclejerkscl1tcleavelandsteemercleveland steamerclevelandsteamerclevelandsteemerclitclitorisclitsclusterfuckcocacocainecockcock blockcock suckcockblockcockfacecockfuckercockfucklutatedcockheadcockmastercockmunchcockmunchercockpeniscockringcockscocksuckcocksuckercocksukacocksukkacokcokecokmunchercoksuckacomestaincondomcondoms
>>586417903>describing yourself
>>586407725stunning...
>>586421227i'm canabis chicktochick
>>586421227What's a cockpenis?
>ed augur into standard libraepicly lame but gg
gg chungussies. not sure how to do the libra scholar bubble shield pop thingy yet kek
>>586421776a white one because onto white people say coCK
>>586422519>>586422648gg just do the bubble thing right before he powers up right?
>>586421227Don’t list your favorite meals ****
>>586423003explains why everyone loves them
Is Great Hollows dark souls 2?
>>586423458no
>>586405857can you post more pictures like that
>>586417448You are mentally ill
>>586424581clocked his ass
^^ embarrassing samejeet and self description
>>586424279No
>>586421227Cock obsessed anon on suicide watch
>>586425190>>586425217See >>586425190
>>586425217:(
>>586417903
>wyldshitter wont drop the marais even though he hit the cap of how high his damage can go>I had a 1320 hammer that I could’ve broke my high score withHate wylders
>>586425584Who is this
>>586425729terr
>>586425729gaped anon
>>586405857Please save erg trish
>>586407172Praise the dark souls 2
>>586425708this you >>586425584
jee on the telly
no one asked about your boyfriend squatting faggot
>>586425395Why did you reply to me weirdo
>>586426105Is that a nightreign player?
>>586426607yeah
yeag*
>>586425584>ignores >>586416867 >>586417387 As always you’re all too obvious and molested.
>>586425848many are saying this
>>586426503He's trying to distract from all the beatdowns xhes been getting in this thread please understand.
>>586426936Seems to be the common sentiment.
>>586426906>whataboutism
>First time playing>Friend asks me to show him my map to see how far I am>Send him this, say I figure I'm probably 75% finished>He laughs and says I'm no where near that>I'm level 72>I haven't grinded at allHOW BIG IS THIS FUCKASS GAME
>>586427737you're not even halfway
>>586427737>xhe went to caelid firstyou fucked up sister>I'm probably 75% finishedif you zoomed out in the map you'd see thats obviously not the case
>>586427689It isn’t that if it’s literally the same thing clocked retard don’t even try it.
>>586425708a wyldjeet with a marais is like multiplying one thousand by zero
^ Wylders own you
>>586428081>not going to caelid firstydbtg
>>586427930Is that counting DLC? Fuck my ass>>586428081>you fucked up sisterI did kill some insanely hard bosses there. Got a ton of runes and a cool as fuck sword for it though so I don't regret it.if you zoomed out in the map you'd see thats obviously not the caseI figured maybe there was one more big area and another small one for endgame. I dunno.
>>586427737You’re in for a big surprise
>>586428272if you include the dlc you're not even a quarter. can't see how much you did underground either.
>>586424005Is Elden Ring dark souls 2?
>>586428447Just this, I'm assuming there's way more to it?
jee uses a lot of filler words. is it a leaf thing
>>586427737I'm also pretty slow, just be wary if you tackle the whole game like that you might burn yourself out. Even just the main content is really long, not to mention the DLC
kek
>>586428567yeah you haven't done anything yet
>>586428659Oh I don't get burnt out. At least the bosses I've fought haven't burnt me out anyway. Hardest was that godskin guy in the tower basement, but I got him eventually.>>586428709Well shit. That's both exciting and terrifying.
Wyldgawd
>>586427737I never got people talking about grinding, all you have to do is not lose your runes and you're going to be overleveled throughout the game.Why grind?Then there is the other extreme of nerds who tell you to stop leveling.
>>586429405I can understand grinding if your next area feels "dangerous" and you have enough runes to where you're stupid close to a level, but we are talking 5 minutes of grinding tops to avoid a risk of losing all your shit. Beyond that yeah, I don't understand grinding.
>>586426990he’s so lame and always so predictable…
Wyldmaster
Exemaster
>>586428871if you killed godrick and radahn then you're ready to go to the capital, after you get to the base of the erdtree, the game continues in a straight line. ER is not as big as most people say
>>586429886>if you killed godrickDead>and radahnWhom'st'd've?
>>586429405I'm on that rise and grind lifestyle unc
>>586430019the most powerful of the demigods
>>586429505>I can understand grinding if your next area feels "dangerous" and you have enough runes to where you're stupid close to a level.That's what I used rune items for, to close the difference to the next level before a boss or a potential boss fight.
Caved in and bought the DLC for this abandonwareSo Scholar is irredeemable garbage and Nun is ok but a bit worse than Raider?Do I really have to wait a month for ED Balancers?
>>586430347Malenia mogs him, as proven by her boss fight being better.
>>586430019>Whom'st'd've?caelid's main boss, although he will only spawn after you reach the area before the capital
>>586430358Fair, I sometimes forget those exist at all since I impulsively sell them whenever I visit a merchant.
>>586430508If we are ranking demigods in power by "most fun boss fight" the winner is clearly Messmer.
>get to mob before artorias >caker is 3 barring non stop>recluse who is doing all our damage drops all their stuff and quits>caker get to 5 bars vs artorias and I have to guard counter side angletorias to death>pretty sure my streak is over since I’m a birdjeet>caker fucking melts dreg in 2 minutes with double spears and me doing some feeble guard countersOha I was so scared
>>586430435Look up the everdark release schedule and also you can encounter them in depths or play seamless co op
>>586430435Scholar is a win more character, if you want to carry with him you have to be unironically good at the game. Undertaker is weaker than CR2 spamming raider but stronger than him in every other regard
People are still playing Nightreign? Regular Elden Ring is so much more fun man.
>>586430861do you not lose streak as long as you make it to the boss?
I think we call agree ER is the least fun from to replay
>>586375960>>586376153>>586376395>>586376934>>586377282he's just Japanese, and pretty restrained by their standards too.
>>586430508True, but not by much>>586430861You really like this pic huh
Hammers seem to suck, what should I pick as the power to find weapon type as the Undertaker?
>>586431479Curved swords, straight swords, fists
>>586430435scholar is a great support character, his buffs are strong and you'll always end up with surplus runes if you go from PoI to PoI killing everything with his ult, but a scholar who doesn't know what he's doing is legit worse than guardian or wylder.undertaker is OK I guess, only real bad thing about her is that she has too little stamina for a melee character.
>>586431305low level/rl1 is fun, or parry. if you're just doing another dodge + minmaxed button run it's the same game but with a different colored button.
>>586430508she lost
>>586431795is Wylder considered a bad class?
>>586431826>if you're just doing another dodge + minmaxed button run it's the same game but with a different colored button.I'm kinda dumb, what did you mean by that.
>>586431305>I think we call agree ER is the least fun from to replayNot even close. It's the most fun one to replay.
>>586431895he doesn't have a way to naturally boost his/his teammates' damage so yeah he's pretty dogshit, second weakest character after guardian
>>586431895He's mid at best.
>>586431895He’s the third best character in the game. People saying he’s bad are trolling
>>586430435I love Scholar, he's so fun. But his major flaw his basically that with a good team, he's extremely good, but with a good team, he's not needed.With a bad team, crab won't be letting shitters survive hits. Attack buffs won't be letting shitters do that much damage because they probably don't know how to build properly.He has some tools for revives, but he's one of the hardest characters to revive a 3bar with. It's rough, but you can absolutely carry if you have some decent damage (flail/bell build, rivers, claws/dex relic, throwing pots with double stacked damage relics).That being said I think you sound like you haven't discovered the breadth of his utility yet and just see that "hes the item guy. wtf are you supposed to do with that?" and disregarded him. With flesh and his character skill you're boosting melee damage of your teammates by like 50 fucking percent shit is nuts.
>>586428101>strawman fallacy
>>58643206399% of builds boil down to dodge routine + minmaxed punish, whether it's R1/R2/jump attack/L1/L2/blue spell/yellow spell. the only difference is the visual and if you press it 1-3 times in the designated punish window.
I miss cheerful erg tgirls
Shut up reterrd
>>586431895wyldsaar is barely above guardian
>>586431895>>586430435your read on both of those characters is completely incorrect.Undertaker is way more versatile than Raider thanks to her dex relic. Great with fists, great with coll swords because GSGS has the perfect scaling for her stats, vanilla hammer build is also very good, straight swords have a bunch of faith scaling/holy, claws/fists/twinblades/etc. all synergize excellently with her necklace. Her instant stamina refill lets you get away with free CR2's as well. I basically think of her as "Wylder, but trade all of his FP and utility for pure melee damage".>>586431895Wylder is one of the best characters when played correctly, and just decent when played like diet Duchess with double balancers
>>586434013add them on steam and go flirt to your heart's content
Duskbloods has a similar theme to FATE STAY NIGHT. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
evantoe raider outdamages her on every weapon after a single retaliate
>>586435420Night rain!!!
>>586433102In RL1 everyone uses the same weapons and builds, there's no versatility. Name? For the name list
>>586434949>fistsstopped reading there lol
>>586435420Back to your dead shithole you go maggot faggot dsjeet
>>586435491go 3bar to artorias again annoying ahh
>>586435452They dont need to know i would rather just keep impressing them
>>586435420shut up agp troon
>>586431895The game was clearly balanced around Wylker first and foremost. So his abilities are the most well rounded and he can handle pretty much any situation.
>>586435474indeed>>586435504>hating /dsg/ this much>>586435583i had to google that one. i'm not trans. i'm gender fluid ok. i don't think myself as of any particular gender, so i'm not agp. sorry.
>>586435486the same as higher levels yes, the difference is the prolonged fights with no room for error. if you level normally then a different "build" doesn't play any different.
I’m worried about creasy, the losses seemed to be getting to him
>>586435789No shit anyone hates dsjeets when it looked like this for the most part
>>586436223>>586435504>>586435583curbstomped that brown mutant
>>586364548The most noble of intentions, we all salute you.
>>586431895He’s top 3 at his best, beyond that is debatable >>586436192You should only worry if his text walls ever stop
>>586436223>different dates
>>586436223Looks like the average /erg/
>ctrl F streamable>17I am sorry for telling Creasy how to record his gameplay. This is completely my fault.
>>586436696Yes that further reinforces the fact it was a cesspool of mental illness clocked cocksucker you lost you're not coping your way out of this
Should I be farming those "reduce INT requirement" consumables if I want to use the black flame greatsword hex spell? Takes 55 INT, and with hexslop you're supposed to be leveling INT and FTH equally. I was thinking maybe just bringing it down to 45 or something?
>>586436223>>586417448>>586417903>>586435504holy fuck this got him fuming safe to say you were right on the money here
>>586436223the latinx bvll mogging the nordic cvck
>>586437215I hope you’re happy with yourself…
>>586437363>same two images every timenot really proving your "for the most part" narrative
>>586426906I just assume they're all the same poster, they're just as low quality
>>586437658don’t talk about your boyfriends like that
>>586437363>>586436223>more than enough evidence of the dsjeet threadshittingreally proving the truth
>dsg obsessed schizo samefagging meltyyawn get some new material
>>586438892nothin schizo about it. dsg was an utter shithole, and the people who ruined it are here now. facts don't care about your feelings lib
no one cares retard spammer
>>586439306>t. retard spammer
me?
everyone cares genius poster
>>586437215I think they are good contributions to the general, it is original content directly game related
>>586439045>people*person
>>586390853 >>586386059 comforting…
Survived D5 Dancer only to sell to ED Caligo. There are too many clip worth moments, and it's easier just upload the whole thing.https://streamable.com/14wa5tWhere do I even begin?Well first of all, I lost sixth sense and the innate wending to a single attack in the first phase due to a little stamina based mishap. I didn't include that in the video, because it's whatever.Second phase starts off relatively well. I'm doing damage, and then cancel the storm.I'm doing more damage, but not even 30 seconds later, she begins another storm.Literally count the time between when the ult hits and when the next storm animation begins. It's 20 seconds exactly. How the hell is anyone supposed to build their ult up in 20 seconds?With no ult, I'm forced to watch her fly around, take mandatory frost damage, and wait for her to land. If you count the first hit after she lands, to the next storm, guess how much time that is... 30 seconds. Yup, Only thirty seconds after landing, and she's already starting a third storm.Here's where things really start to go south. After flying around, she lands in an awkward trajectory. I was trying to predict where she would be to get under her quickly, but she ended up far from me. After waiting out her volley of ice daggers, she blows me down with frost breath. Because how dare I stand at a distance from the boss, that's punishable by unavoidable instant death gas.So I stand even farther back, and wait for her to come to me. She does, jumping at me. I get 1 hit in, then she immediately jumps away again, so she can shoot her crystal I run away from the crystal, but too late did I realize that merely escaping the crystal's AoE puts me within frost breath range, so I'm blown down AGAIN.Still clinging on to thin hope, because my ult is charged now, and the boss is near dead, I have a chance. But then, my finger slips, and I tap the heal button by accident, just as Caligo tail swipes for the kill. And that's defeat. I'm devastated.
>>586441506Its annoying cuz he will post some skill issue shit and pretend like the game is impossible or bugged to be more difficult like the dts ones earlier
imagine that
>>586442392if you can't find that entertaining and can only feel negativity from it then I feel so sorry for you
>>586442376oh and I missed the crit, because of course the timing to get it is as tight as a nun's vagina.
>>586442492Kys shitter goyslave
>>586442551I am a slave to no one here you are being controlled into feeling annoyed whereas I control myself into having a nice laugh
>>586442376Oh yeah, and I got hit by one of her lunging attacks at 3:54. But I seriously don't know how. Rewatching the video, it looks like I got the timing down. But I'm hit by a mysterious force.
>>586442724Nope I controlled myself to bully shitters while you are controlled to coddle them
>>586442392>dtsDown The Stairs?
>>586442376You can pinpoint exactly when he gets afraid of caligo and stays away only to get raped by her breath attacks
>>586443258down to succ
What’s the absolute best lineup of spells for a pure INT mage?
>>586443625Carian slicer Rellana’s twin moonsTerra magicaCannon of HaimaCometSpiral shardGlintstone pebbleSwift glintstone shard Star shower Rock toss is good too
>>586443337I wasn't "afraid". I was thinking "oh nice, this hill will cover me from her attack, I'll just wait here until it's done".And then I go to advance on her, only to get blasted by frost.And then on the second frost death, I was only thinking about escaping the range of the tornado the cystral creates. You can see me pause there, because I'm just waiting it out, and then I realize I'm in frost breath range and try in vain to escape.Both times, I was effectively "zoned".>>586437215>>586443127>Nope I controlled myself to bully shitters You do me the favor of bringing more attention to the game's bullshit. I'll post like 4 bullshit things. You will cherry pick 1 of them to argue about. You'll lose that argument half the time, and the remaining 3 things are uncontested. Somehow, you walk away with the sense that you won, when you just look like a petty shitposter. I get all the exposure and engagement I want. I get to vent my frustrations, and you're too shameless to realize how you come across. So it's really a win/win scenario. Go ahead and keep "bullying" me.
succ the 'zuk
>>586444059>how you come acrosswe're all on the same page about you greasy. can't be bothered to deep dive every one of your skill issues.
>>586443625I found Comet, Night Comet, and Carian Slicer to be the main 3 bread n butter spells
>>586425423Just kidding they can :) >>586438657They’re not
>>586443625for bosses it's 90% carian slicer. for the world, terra magica/greatbow/cannon to snipe mooks, unseen form to sneak, collapsing stars for gravity kills, rock sling for dragons.
sissyduckbender sissy fagcc (sissy)
>>586445503Sissysucc
>>586445767Why 1? Why not 2?
It's so funny how little poise shit has in solo
>>586444438Oh boy, the lowercase "everyone" poster is back again. So catty.
>>586445814bwo you can make it 2
>>586446402No I cant
>>586446364it's very funny how appeal to majority is usually a fallacy but in this case it's completely true.
>>586446528bwo...
>>586446596You have absolutely nothing. You didn't even bother cherry picking something to argue about this time, before going into your usual spiral of personal attacks. For that reason, I will be ignoring your posts until you have something of substance about the game to say.
>>586446656I'm bored of nightreign
>>586447038>I will be ignoring your posts until you have something of substance about the game to saythat's how most people treat you except your posts reach the character limit. repliers come across to the rest of us as "oh he gave creasy a low effort pity reply instead of ignoring, why bother/this should be funny"
>>586445101It doesn't matter, they may as well be.
>>586342217>demented fatfaggots existed even back then grim
We like Nightreign we like Nightreign!
>>586447693back then it meant wealth and safety
>>586448295which erg couple is this?
>>586448764vitty x trish
>>586448764Mush x every erg girl
>>586430861You did downscale his hp to 2 players. But post his build.
>>586448295we don't like to queue though
>>586432132said no one ever
ER replays are fun if you play normally instead of scavenger hunting for 6 hours before you touch margit.
>>586432170>>586432193>>586434692He's above your character though >>586432283>>586435552bodied that shitter
>>586450373it's the polar opposite for me
>>586449436>>586449081do these names even still exist?
>>586450885not on the passy but in our hearts
>>586448764m*shjeet x self-namedrop
>>586450952hahahahahaahahahahaha what a fucking faggot you are, just go join a lgbt discord chat already like what are you doing
>>586451068why so rude
>>586451068Name?
>>586432869>word he doesn’t know the meaning of againTelltale sign of the clocked and cucked.
>>586448734hmmmm I guess I could see that imagine how much fucking food you need to eat in a neolithic society to get that big
>>586451617maybe these carvers were trying to seduce fat bitches. it's definitely not hardwired in our biology since it vanished in post-scarcity.
>>586452249saars...
>>586434013Wonder where they went…
>>586452587Scared away from the resident threadpest
>>586451617Probably a result of agriculture taking women's only role as gatherers so they just sit in some dude's hovel eating and popping out babies
>>586450952>>586451549true
>>586452793i thought tgirls love that kind of attention
>>586452249Hello beutiful girl i marry you bloody
>>586448295>>586448764me n u
>>586444436>>586438778
new>>586453503>>586453503
>>586453470
>>586449861I'm bored of nightreign
>>586453690no you're not
>>586453828Yeah... I am.
>>586407274i don't even care to know how your diseased mind possibly drew this conclusion
>>586453509>dual threads have stopped completelylooks like it’s over
>>586287370Nice boobies and nice horse armor
>>586453585;>
>>586452249>>586452969equally amusing scenarios
Bow chicka bow wow
>>586444059this is what an effective and stellar high quality post looks like
>>586435789>>586435420Shut up idiot
>>586435789this is what a contrarian permalost in the sauce looks like
I take a rest, I push the pauseLevel up and move alongIn hopes that the next stage, I will clearI fucking passed, asshole
>>586457162my life like a videogame trying hard to beat the stage all the while im still collecting coins
>>586457162>>586457310I wonder if they regret that song
>>586457515if they were writing that kind of modern exploitation song in the first place then they surely don't regret the viral engagement and money part of it
>>586457707I guess so
Doot foot
>>586451549>>586453043wtf is this real???
