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>>586299196https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_%28Korean%29_Happy_Halloween.ogg
>>586299196https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Juno_-_%28evil_laugh%29.ogg
>every single season is just CC spam + freja/echo/pharagenuinely what the FUCK is wrong with the devs? why the hell do they force this bullshit every chance they get?
>>586299196https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_I_draw_the_Lovers._Something_tempting_you.ogg
shion just needs a hug
Drop your OW main and fetishI want to see something
>>586300156>lifeweaver>titjob
>>586300156>Venture>Femdom, armpits, scent play, ass worship
>>586300156>OW mainShion>fetishfuta femdomdickgirl on male
>>586300156TorbjornImpregnation
>>586299196Make this but with Sojourn, Shion and Sierra.
I just love the The's ok?
>>586300156DoomfistFuta on male
heppi helloween
Ya can't scare me I AAAHHHHThat one doesn't count
>>586300156>pic related>I unironically have a bad dragon collection>no this isn't a baitpost
dumb dvaid steal her doritos
>>586301398https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/allstars_gamepedia/images/c/cd/DVaBase_Pissed_P10.ogg
>>586301398How DARE you
I'd totally fuck Dva up the ass
>>586301258>tranny gapes his shithole with giant dildos and probably has to wear adult diapers as a resultguys you won't believe this, I found a fork in my kitchen
>>586301721anal is reserved for evil women
>>586301918autistic women love it
I'd totally impregnate The Hana after marriage
In the desert, the cheetah, good kitty!
>>586301751probably still has sex and friends though, more than you can say for yourself
>>586302203if forced to choose between dying a virgin and having sex with trannies, I would choose the former every timealso, why are you speaking in third person when you're clearly the tranny I replied to
(You) just made my nightI feel bettahnow
>>586302407lets be honest, you don't have a choice either way that's why you're so angry all the time
>>586302591The sserafim
>>586300156SigmaMind Control/Hypnosis
>>586302736I know it's probably hard to tell as an autistic person, but to any non-neurodivergents, it's really obvious when you're projecting. just fyi
>>586303606embarrassingly ironic post
>>586303606ironically embarrassing post
Ngl I don't even like asian women that much.
>>586300156>Genji>lolicon
>>586302793good god she can work a camera
>>586303606Why do I know exactly what this lil nigga looks like?
>>586304006based homosexual
>>586304771>replies twice>gets no response>replies again with more projectionsomeone desperately needs social validation
>>586300156>venture>bbw, butt stuff
Vendetta was raped and gaped by Doomfist in the chilly autumn of 2026.
>>586305631this ain't it chief
>>586305631>ah yes, I, the man whose entire self-worth hinges on trying to put people down on 4chan is actually the superior and cooler person who does not need the validation and support of others! that is why every reply to me is a samefag because there's no possible way that I, the man who needs to try to put others down on 4chan, would be seen with disdain by multiple people! that is why I must try to put people down on 4chan, because I definitely do not feel insufficient IRL in a way that would make me rely on an anonymous image board as an outlet for my anger and insecurities!
>>586306072leftist meme ahh posttl;dr
>>586306203what does this even mean
>>586306260It means he's too lazy to read more than 1 sentence
yeah I aint reading allat lil unc
>>586304006I like fictional asian women, but the 3D foids are all gross plastic whores
>>586299196The wife the wife and the wife
My duo is so cute. I love her so much.
>>586306203really disappointing and underwhelming response tbhqhwyf it just makes it seem like you can't keep up
>>586300156BrigitteRimming on female
>>586306834basedI also wish to tongue briggers butthole
>>586306821>please please please validate me, I need more attention, this is the most social interaction I've gotten all week PLEASE
>>586307239see>>586303606
>>586270412good mornyan
>>586307871good mornyan!
>>586307871'mornyan abbo!>>586308442'mornyan big j!
>>586300156KirikoAnal/Rimming/Face sitting
who the fuck are abbo and jose?
>>586309332characters that lenafag made up because he can't cope with being the most hateed poster in the general
>>586309332buy an ad schizo
hunting and killing all mercytroons
>>586309332They are bodies without organs
give fika treat
>>586309664Take this Juno
>>586309892
>>586309892oh moons
>>586309664you're on a diet missy
>>586309345>>586309664>>586310114read an interesting theory on X the everything app™ about how Fika being an evil lucheng spy is a red herring and she's actually a working companion of the omnic detective
>>586310760>on X the everything app™there is no volume of torture that could make me type this
>>586310760My bets for the detective are>some baddie (2027 hero) broke out of grimsvotn during doom's raid>he was hired to track them down>ends up discovering some bigger conspiracy in the process>the next story arc is about watching that unfold
>>586310760It's certainly plausible.I think Lucheng is more likely since they've been in the background for a long time and keep being mentioned by characters, not to mention they get to put Juno in the spotlight again.
How do I make Shion love me
>they added Witch Sombra to Fortnite
>>586312164How good are you are being run over by sportsbikes?
Hey Angel, I hear you go by She/ThemSo I wonder if I can She Them Tiddies
How do I stop my other dps from going negative and with 2k damage while everyone else has 8k+?
Angela Ogundimu
Angela Ashe
>>586312961You can't.One team always gets the terrible dps, all you can do is do your best.
>>586312961damage is a dead stat, ignore itthe issue with them going negative is kinda unavoidable, if they feed they feedyou could consider playing faster, unless someone's genuinely just running it down mid they're probably playing too fast compared to the rest of the team
>>586312961You don't, but why does it matter? The dps role has no impact on the game.
Niggers, I reached Platinum in my 4th season. In my 1st and 2nd seasons, I was Gold Support, then Platinum Support in the 3rd, and Emerald Support with Platinum DPS in the 4th. I started queuing DPS as soon as I hit Emerald as Support, despite never having played DPS before.I only played Zen as supp and this season I only played Zen & Freja. I wonder if I can make it to Emerald too. DPS is far more enjoyable than playing support, by a long shot.I hate Mercy faggots though, they are so fucking stupid; In the middle of a lost team fight, I can’t understand why they choose to resurrect only to end up dying, especially when they don’t heal me and then revive me as they fucking die. There’s just no way to pull up a 5v1. The best I’ve managed in that retardation is taking out 3 of 5.I always vote to ban Mercy and Cat. Mercy is annoying as a teammate and Cat is annoying as an enemy,
>>586313164>you could consider playing faster, unless someone's genuinely just running it down mid they're probably playing too fast compared to the rest of the teamHe was vendetta freja anran. Just holding W non stop. His first death as freja he actually had 0 damage.
>>586313251>Freja>I wonder if I can make it to Emerald too.Freja is effectively AFK spam, if you can't do it with Freja you can't do it with anyone.
>>586312793
zarya and anran spitroasting juno with their big futa cockssoldier 76 watching
>>586314001And then they spitroast soldier while he enjoys sloppy seconds inside juno.And everything is lovely.
How do you play dmon
>>586314994>use left click to create pressure and move forward>swing on whatever squishy didn't rotate fast enough>put up shield and zip away when you're out of armor
>>586300156SombraPublic/Outdoors
>>586315448racemix
migrate>>586167330>>586157842>>586167330>>586157842
i have no idea what is going on
Heppy helloween
Martian princess Junoyou to burning
>go 31-5 as Junker Queen in comp>enemy goes Junker Queen out of desperation >decide to fight him more fairly>he's actually able to kill me a few times but my team keeps shutting him downheh
juno kissu
>>586317686
im still laughing bruh
>>586302203Why do you losers put sex on a pedestal? Plenty of losers that have sex, it doesn’t mean anything. Foid tier argument.
>>586318961we love 2Biriko here
Hey daddy-o
>>586319050this poster is definitely NOT a virgin
>>586319658brave to admit to playing mercy around these parts, part'ner
>>586319884we love mercy though?
>>586319658Juno carried
>>586319152Calls others daddy, doesn't want to be called baby.
>>586318961Kiri is an angel
>>586319658those vendetta stats
>>586320103Have you tried hot momma
>>586318961pathetic chestlet
>>586319658She's the leader of the talon you know her well.
>>586300156MeiPiss
>>586321189we like all boobies here
Would you rather Dmon or Dva
>>586321956the boobs have to be existent though
Hey Basically I'm just not gonna swapI know... UGH I know.....I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's just that I'm not gonna swap is all
>>586322709swap or I throw
>>586322054The Hana easily
>>586322054Would I rather the perfect bestest girl and member of the The's or Dmon?I'll go Hana
>>586321189all boobies are beautiful
Hello, sir. Welcome to Starbucks. Can I get your order?
>>586323690I'll have drip. Two cream, two sugar.
>>586322054Dmon so I can kiss and violate dva
Bro I hate new sombra. I miss deleting Ball and Genji and all of them from the game.
>>586322054I want to kiss and cum inside of The Yuna so her
>>586324153>sombra deleting ballcertified bronze post
>>586324258Assmad ball spotted
>>586324330literally the opposite, I hate ball with a passion. if he was that easy to shut down I probably wouldn't hate him as much, a competent ball has no counters
>>586323690One assjob thanks
we love balls here
>>586324483just hack him bro
>>586324236Why do you love The Yuna so much?
Space diaper
>>586324483>hook>miyabi hook>mei>sym>dva>dmon>mcree>junkerqueen >another ball>venture>echo >ana>bastion>pharah>hanzo
>>586325450>do any of these>he just activates his le balanced barrier perk that counters everything and rolls away
>>586323690Vendetta after Talon
>>586325783>he doesn't scan for animationsCome on man
>>586325450How does any of this shit counter Ball? Hog does fuck all damage and Ball has 10 trillion hp for no reason.
So, how is your Halloween going, anon?
>>586326686i watched a movie and ate a bag of reses bats
>>586326326Hook and pull into spots he doesn't want to be in, WHY DOES NO ONE THINK ANYMORE
>>586327346see >>586325783
>>586313251For some reason I looked at your image and interpreted it like this
>>586326686mogged by sexshinebred
when midseason patch
>>586328708tuesday 11am PST
>every game now is hypermobile diveslopBring back old hog and sombra
>>586328130Norwood 3 Vertex
>>586328130sunshine doesn't look awful when wearing clothes from this century? wow what a shocker
>>586330512She spends all day doing makeup and beauty she just has really questionable taste in accessories and clothes.
>>586331178I like her clothes She dress very cute her shoe taste is awful though
>>586326686>>586328130cutes
>>586328130This looks like a 12 year old in her dad's clothes
>>586332082Reviewbrah?
>>586332641Is that not who she's doing?
>>586332846it's obviously Bateman
>>586333198Children shouldn't be watching movies like that.
juno doesn't wash her ass
>>586333345she had a rough upbringing
Sunshinebread posters are unironic paedophiles who spend all day requesting ai porn on /b/
i smell projection
>>586333345she's 25
>>586333398I will lick it clean for her
>>586320419Kiri is a nasty skank who sucks Hashimoto cock
>>586333784They ain't posting webms of any other overwatch streamers every thread just saying
>>586334415can confirm she also licks their anus
>Queue quick play>Entire team votes for Paraiso defense>Next game they all vote for Dorado defenseWhat the fuck is wrong with the people who play this mode?
>>586328925>lying on the internet
Realized that there's something wrong with me when I thought about queuing up because I wanna play Orisa
>older sister comes in and asks me why i'm always playing as the purple-haired character
>>586300156>Reinhardt >Milfs
>>586336636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SnXpCYkPQ
>>586336636>queuing up because I wanna play Orisano one has ever thought this
>mirrorwatch Shion is just a mommyI need this
>>586336832How would she know? This isn't rivals
>Tracer tries diving me>stun and fan that bitch >Tracerdeathsound.mp3Ain't nothing better
>>586337332Didn't like this video>>586337368I thought it, but I didn't act on it. Maybe tomorrow if the feeling is still there
I don't like hearing cute girls die...
except kiriko
nothing makes me harder than chasing down a lvl 300 mercy main who's alone and pathetically running around with stick out not even trying to shoot
Juno dying from cumming too hard
good luck with no nut november, anons
>>586339171this is the year for real this time.those 2d femboys won't get the best of me
>>586339171it's 1am and I'm getting ready to lose within the hour
>>586339171I don't need more stress in my life
>>586339171retarded meme, actually harmful
>>586308442
>>586339171I don't believe in no nut november. it's an egregore meant to make you build up energy so you can release it all at once along with all the other idiots blindly doing so. the point of retention is to direct that generative force elsewhere, not send it off to some timed mass psychosis cumday on dec 1st. And all the ones that fail along the way get to feel even worse about themselves, dispersing negative thoughts and life force only to be harvested by spiritual vampires.
i already nut today
unironically some of the weirdest games of my life tonightabsolute freaks online right now
we need more girl boss characters.
>>586340776I want to suckle on some huge thussy tits with another anon while we frot.
>>586307871good mornyan the 'bo
>>586341157h-hot...
>>586308442good mornyan big J!
>>586340026
>>586341158>>586341290good mornyan schizo
>>586341903
>>586341205I knew venture players were based.
the day aspen retires thousands of millennials will suicide as theyll have to actually parent their kids then
>>586342870I mean, I guess bro.
>>586343512This woman is a fascinating case study into the effects of aging on the younger generations. She's 25 and looks like she's 40.
let the kitsune guide you
>>586343564mommy
>>586344023I have no idea how you came to that conclusion aspen has severe babyface
How do I beat a good JQ? I feel like she's the one tank where a good player really fucks me and leaves me clueless what to do
>>586344452just shoot herqueens all play really scaredpressure her and she'll just run away from every fight
The's
>>586344023Yeah you're the sunshinepedo
blizzard is so desperate to keep queue times short that I'm getting cheaters in qp every other match
>>586345415No you are not.
>>586345543I am, thanks for the (You) though
>>586345779No you are not.
>>586345819I am, thanks for the second (You) though
>>586345929No you are not.
>>586345951>>586345991I am, and I really appreciate the (You)s
>>586346034Proof?
>>586346087>>586346107My own personal experience. I really appreciate the (You)s. It's validating my experience of playing against cheaters.
>>586346225So you are not, thanks for confirming.
>>586346225Thanks for confirming, so you are not.
>>586346261>>586346291I am, though. I still really appreciate the (You)s.
Make a discord
>>586346339Statements require proof, and looks like you don't have any. Nice try shitposting though.
Bronzies thinking 2 headshots in a row is cheating will never not be funny.
tracer feets? ova heeeh
>>586346389>>586346501Actually, you are not deserving of any evidence or effort from me whatsover. You are nothing more than a lonely loser who spends their freetime trying to start arguments on an anonymous image board. Regardless, I appreciate the (You)s on my posts about how I'm playing against cheaters a lot.
>>586346524You don't have any evidende sweaty. You are shitposting. We can all tell this Anon.
>>586340120this isn't my /x/ tab
>>586346601>evidendeHow hard are you hands shaking?
/owg/ is a quick play general
>>586346678Thanks for the (You).
Yeah we don't play that crap here btw.
>>586346757holy sexo mommy
>>586346509good morning
>>586346601>We can all tell this Anon.oof holy ESL
Yeah so anyway. Blizzard must be really fucking desperate to keep queue times down because even in quick play I'm dealing with cheaters almost every other match.
>>586346808You just posted 2 ESL actors so i take that as a compliment.
>>586346919No you are not.
>>586346942Diehl's first language is French, sure, but Fassbender is a native English speaker. His family moved to Ireland before he began speaking. Regardless, you blew your cover.
>>586346805sex
>>586344197whatever you say, aspen
you ARE using halloween themed skins on halloween, aren't you?
gm
>>586347473Ive been rocking Halloween skins the moment the calendar hit September 1st
>>586347473I swap to christmas skins
>>586326686>So, how is your Halloween going, anon?Rained all dayOrdered a pizzaWatched Obsession Got some beerNow gonna play some drunk comp gamesThis halloween has been great
I love women. I love duoing with women.
>>586347473i never swap off dr junkenstein or his monster
>>586350072u good anon?
>>586350212
>>586350072what is it like to like women
me about to squeeze and claw tracers ass
>>586350840
>>586351073
>>586351662
>>586352567
>>586353137good nyight
>>586350072I like touching, smelling, looking at women. I don't like listening to them.
Hazdaddy dickdown
>>586354565Nyight Jose!
>>586354565good nyight cutie..
>>586355337Nyight Abbo!
>>586354565>>586355337good nyightyan sebo!
>>586355337
>>586354565>>586355337>>586355460good nyight schizo samefagging spammer
>>586355540Good nyight anon!
God, please remove schizo from our general.
>our
this season has made my game crash so much more than before. it either just freezes for a second and closes without any error message, or freezes for 30ish seconds and closes without any error message. crashes happened like once every few months before the current version and it's driving me nuts.sure I use arch linux but my friend on winblows is having the same issue
>>586355826I use debian and have had zero crashes so far this season also I look and act just like that juno
>linuxlol
>>586355826I've had some heavy lag at times but no crashes. I've seen a lot of people crash/drop out this week though
>lolfaggot
>>586355929bill gates isn't going to kiss you lil bro
>>586356025linus kissed me though but i rejected him
>>586356025what makes you think he's not a child
okay I was using a ge-proton version from february. updated to 11-11 I hope that fixes things hehe
Juno has the mind of a child.
Juno has the ass of a child.
My penis goes into Juno's ass (child)
>>586356752and still assmogs kiriko
>>586355826I heard some people are having issues with kernel 7.3. works on my machine though
>>586356965Factual post i'm afraid. Sadly. For her.
que onda
the visual clarity in this game is so ass, I can't even see my own crosshair when trying to hit a target
>>586346509
>>586359402
>>586359402I'm pretty sure I am owed a lick of this
w-we can share...
>>586361508absolutely notno way
>>586361843there's 10 toes to go round nonny no need to be so greedy
>>586362242If there were 20 I would fight to have them all to myself, sorry blud
>>586362465mfw a 30 year old virgin
>>586362517You could save the Amari bloodline.
Omnic dicktective in 30 days
Onnic penis p.i. in a month
>>586299095
you can feel and see tanks tilt and give up in the first 30 seconds, im not sure any hero or balance can fix the shit in 5v5, and theyll be in a group too
>>586365716I never tilt though.
>>586365561sex
sex with anon's estranged mother
>>586365716Just nerf tanks already back to pre season 10, nobody cares about weak males enjoyment. Most of them look like flats.
so the secret to climbing is to just pick moira every time (or juno)i solved overwatch
>>586368547For me it was Lifeweaver (sometimes Juno)From plat 5 to master 3
The secret to climbing is to just being good at the game.
>>586368547this is true for every role at low rankspick someone with self-sustain and damage (hog, anran, etc.)
>>586368547>pick moira>win >climb
>>586368547yeah i started at low gold and am at low plat just spamming moirai like her but i have more fun playing other supps but don't win as much as them
Ja
Anything below Masters doesn't even count as climbing to be honest it's all the same shitters
>>586370283theres a direct connection between having low self esteem and being depressed and high elo. Happiest and most productive people hoover around gold. Its actually become embarassing and signal of your inability to socialize claiming high rank is admirable. Especially anyone thats seen the state of ow
>>586354957>no tastingSad.
>>586370884Maybe on Planet Retard
Lena's shoulder frecklesOlivia's beauty marksAngela's back moles
Illari finally got a good voice line and she's the weakest character in the game this season.
Shion kidnapping and torturing Mei!
illari is a bad design that can only be forced into relevance by making their stats retardedly OP like lifeweaver or moira
Explain yourself.
Moira in this
>>586372465It would be so satisfying to see that fat chinese pig getting tortured and mutilated~
>>586369139desu i might start playing hog in ranked, i used to think it was trolling i 5v5 but i don't think the rank i'm in is good enough that people can consistently beat him
Delete perks make these basekit >wuyang increased healing on target when damaging with his weapon >baptiste boots >shion executioner >echo ult charge>ashe double barrel >reaper globes (or not, it doesnt really matter it's more cool than useful) >queen shout reloads gun >domina reposition shield >venture smart extender >brig whipshot can hit enemies into walls perk (drop the damage to like 50 though) Revert nerfs characters got because of perks (wuyang and zen timeout for healing, cass falloff, lucio, etc)
>>586372767based
>>586373762absolutely true and real
Perks are good doe
>>586374073perks are a slop mechanic that belongs in rivals. "level up mid match" is the kind of thing that sounds good only to people who don't play the game and want a catchy marketing gimmick
>>586373762What the game actually needs is dps nerfs across the board.
>>586374334You level up mid match by getting your ult thobeit.
>>586374475DPS is already the most cosmetic role. If you nerf it you might as well just delete half the characters in the game and make it 1-0-4
>>586374539Just attach a frog to your posts next time so people know not to give your retarded posts benefit of the doubt.
>>586372767What is this
>>586374765I accept your concession.
>>586374848You conceded anyone ever treating anything you say sincerely with your schizo retard vocabulary.
>>586374935You sound really mad. Maybe type slop 5 more times sweetie.
>>586374774League of Legends skin concept
good cops Lena and Brigittebad cops Olivia and Amelieall moonlighting as hookers in my harem
For me, it's the triple S Squad.
For me, it's the The's.
anyone else here whose only source of vocal communication is through this game's team chat
never seen that before
>>586378108my crusader gf
>>586378108they just make shit up
Why does no one play Sierra in comp, I thought she's supposed to be busted
>someone makes a slightly negative comment about my gameplay>I immediately throw
>>586379016slumdog millionaire over here
>>586379016imagine the smell.....
>payload at 0.9m from checkpoint on Overtime of round 3 on the new payload map>entire enemy team is fighting at one choke>we thought it was the entire enemy team>Junkrat sneaks onto the payload and instantly kills our Ana and Sojourn, his team retakes point, we lose the match
Junkrat is unironically too strong right now
We know
>>586379997He was borderline OP before the hitbox changes and now he's legit busted but people don't want to admit when shitter characters only shitters lose to like torb and junk are OP. Same thing happens about once a year with Moira where some retard on the dev team decides to give her 5% more damage and self healing and she suddenly can just autowin 99% of duels
>easily win a game without effort, it feels as if your presence didn't even matter the teams were so mismatched you would win even if you stood around AFK>next match your reinhardt goes 2-18, then ragequits after tilt-pinning into the backline with nano and dying>rinse and repeatit's so consistent that it's undeniable at this point
>>586380454Shitter characters that are mained by the dev team like Freja and Vendetta will never not be busted
>>586380957I need them to fire the Cass main that's been terrorizing us since 2022.
>>586380957They actually had vendetta in a decent spot then decided to basically revert the nerfs put in place to bring her back to busted release status again. Though the kit is trash anyway. If they want a "pure macro" character they should keep them tanks.
>>586339171The weak-willed browns in these threads won't even last a day. "MUH DIK" is too strong for their nonexistent frontal lobes.
>>586381297You're literally from India
>>586319095best skin in the game
>>586313310try getting a pick before he ints each reset, trade aggro whenever he does something retarded
Emre is kinda fun.
>>586381958>sees post about not jerking off>erm ur indianProjection. Sorry you are so pathetic you can't resist touching yourself for a single month.
>>586300156roadhog/kirikorape facesitting feet ryona
>>586300156SojournStockings/high heels/thigh jobs
>>586382539Okay Saar
>>586382461he's better in 6v6, Ana nano'ing your ult and you become lobby admin
>>586383038Projection.
>>586383112Do you think that's like a world-beating word or something?
>>586300156Hanzo Vanilla
>>586300156roadhogfemale rimming male
>>586383253Yeah, since that's clearly what you're doing, jeet. Stop jerking off for a single day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPwZQiYsL4w
Only incels are able to do No Nut November
>>586385494but I am not an incel
Sir, this is an Overwatch thread.
uppercutting tracer in the taint
>samoa>win the match>enemy winston is having a melty all match>our doom is 20-1>winston went 9-7why is it so difficult for people to recognize when they're getting gapped? I felt so bad for his team, like how do you play around such a disparity at tank?
>>586386471no tank counters doom so it was on his team to do something about it
>>586385964sex with Marzia
>>586385964She's mid + a terrible leader
>>586386471>having a winston on their teamit was over from the start for them
What season is the Listen Up emote in? I've been scouring the internet trying to find the universal emotes but I'm not having any luck at all. I've been flipping through the vaulted passes and can't find them.
Kiriko!
>>586387613you don't really believe that, right anon?
The Smugiko
>>586386984Calm down Domina
freeze! don't move
Pray for the Brits who can't watch Mei face sitting porn anymore.
The Snugiko
>>586376832Thobeitson howeeveralbeit.
>>586387996facesitting is a meme fetish
>>586388259Sour grapes.
The Silliko
>>586385964LENA! MY NAME IS LENA! L. E. N. A.I TOLD YOU IT WAS WITH AN E!!!!
>>586388619silence
>>586388764non
>>586388619my wife wouldn't harass a barrister like this
>>586389334she gets pissy when she doesn't get her morning cuppa
lenas should be happi not angy
I'm a Brigger.
>>586389576The Lena makes me happy
literally every single game is a stack trolling then getting mad when someone points it outevery single matchthey're either on my team or the other teamit's fucking awfuljust had a game with a doomfist that didn't contest cart once, the enemy team full capped in under two minutes because they genuinely did not play the gameour ana pointed it out and suddenly the doom, the genji, and the mercy are all spamming chat having a fucking meltythis is every single fucking gamewhat did they do to this game? it's fucking unbearablethey've destroyed this game's match making, it's impossible to have a good, hard fought, balanced match anymore
>>586389859Ok Wang.
>>586389859game's matchmaking quality went down once it went f2p
I have no idea what is going on
>>586390764being a gay faggot do be like that
just checked results for every mystery madness match in my history out of curiosity and out of 8 games where domina was matched against a different tank she only won once against ramattra. don't pick that shit!also for other tanks the results are as follows:winston - 6 wins out of 8 gamesrein was the most common and scored 12 wins out of 19ram and orisa are the most balanced with 8/15 and 5/10jk is barely above domina with 2/8
>>586390917you are soulless if you don't pick random
>>586390764
subedega mah belushiskirrt skirrrt
I will not swap.
>>586389859stacks have been killing the game by ruiningg matchmaking for years but blizzard can't do anything about them because they're terrified of hih queue times
hi junos hi kirikos
>>586389859I wish the devs would talk to literally anyone but streamers about this game. Content creators are incentivized to stay positive and endorse the endorse the devs' actions. Blizzard has already shown that they will cut off content creators if they don't blindly support them. The desperately need to interact with players who are willing to be honest about their gameplay experience.
>>586387657https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/w/List_of_previous_Battle_Passes/2022-2026#:~:text=listen
look here look listen
big ups liquid jose
espoerts are live if you want those boxes
Does Asshe's mythic weapon skin do anything for Bob?
>>586393565hope someone picks orisa
such lovely tattoos :)
>>586393742Nope, it's purely for the gun
>>586392123
>>586394978Bob kills do have the kill effect.
I will never understand some of the mythic weapons, like the Soldier one. Who the fuck asked for this?
>>586396057Meeeeeeee!!
>>586396057Who asked for your stupid ass comment?
>>586395690
>>586396217Juno lighting things on fire because she wears her jet boots indoors
>>586396217Dva is not that stacked.
>>586396057The soldier one seems like it was made to fit one specific battle pass skin and nothing else.
Juno is my 2nd highest level hero at lvl 118
>>586396334she's pregernate
I just love the retarded martian ok?
>>586396217D.Va is that stacked.
>>586396471who's the lucky guy
>>586397396her dad. the real reason he sent her away
>>586397396zarya
>>586397396me
>>586395690>>586396217>>586392123>>586391125>>586396435>>586396183
Overwatch has gone 3,813 days without a barefoot Lena skin.
Here's to #3,814
why would you ever pick the lockon faster minor for juno?
>>586398083They should have replaced that two patches ago. Maybe midseason.
>>586398335it's not that it's bad but something that can reduce your cooldown by multiple seconds is obvious way stronger and better in nearly every situation
>in stadium you can end up against pharah with a team that has no hitscan and you can't switch charactersso a game mode where you literally cannot win depending on hero picks, i wonder why this shit died immediately?
>>586399239i mean it died for a lot of reasons but hero lock and a retarded roster that makes no sense are 2 big ones
>>586397995Why are we being tested like this..
>>586393565So close for disappointing opening!
>>586397995this is why blizzard is dead
>>586368547>enemy healers at 1200-1500>our moira 250she's a retard magnet
we love her
eating mercy's intestines
>>586403134we know, Michael Chu
>>586403134Who’s “we”?I only love RWT mercy
>>586300156JunoBBWs, big asses, creampies>>586339171The most I can last is about two weeks before my balls start actually aching, to the point where it actively hurts just to wash them in the shower.
>>586403354this but also the VGErotica pregnant version
>>586403574> to the point where it actively hurts just to wash them in the shower.that's not normal.
>>586404314Yes it is
>>586404350On Planet Retard maybe
juno is from planet retard for sure
>me as reinhardt in rein mirror game>more kills than the mirror>more damage done than mirror>less deaths than mirror>win the match>still feel like i did nothing and got carried because actually getting any abilities or swings in on an enemy is fucking impossible and i'm just getting solo ulted every two secondsis this normal
>>586405163people don't realize that enabling your team is also carrying
>>586405031That's very unfair to Mars, it's doing its best with a bad hand dealt.
>>586405163You were their shield.
So now that Ball and Doom have no counters, can they get giga nerfed?
>>586406365they take le skill
>>586405163>lose first map because enemy has ana and you don't >ask for ana>win the next 2it's that easy, reinchads learn this simple trick
>>586406365Cassdaddy and Hogdaddy counter both.
>>586405703please do not bully the wife
I wish I wasn't too much of a retard to play Ball he seems fun
Footjobs from Dmon.
juno is from planet anal
>>586408495Hana get off 4chan
French kissing juno's log cutter
>"tank diff" says the genjiwhat the fuck could ever be a support or dps diff if not this?
>>586408746This but the blu woman
>>586409132the torb (a character with 0 mobility) is 30-0
>>586409132This is a tremendous tank gap and you’re delusional if you think it isn’t
man we really needed JUNKRAT and GENJI being the top dps
Junkrat is based
What would these artists say if I drew Sierra but white?
>>586409531public execution on kick and tik tok
>>586409531This is an improvement while making Sierra white is absolutely not
>>586409531who cares what groids think or say
>>586409276stadium scores postgame are often wrong with the deaths, mercy died 0 but torb died plenty
>calibration up>check match historynow we just wait for the hard swing
>>586409312freja and sierra still exist
>>586409290It's actually comp gap because that doo is on tracer against that.
>>586410197tank rank is completely artificial, they just funnel people to where there aren't enough tank players
There are like 500 souvenirs and I have not seen anyone use a single time
>>586411429I only use the based spellbook
doomfist let vendetta live because hes grateful to her. she gave him a zenkai boost and made him stronger by beating him.
>>586411429what even the point of this shit. the most useless cosmetic item in history of video games
>>586411429souvenirs really should have been something you can just toss on the ground instead of some weird statue pose
>>586411429>"I've got a present for you!">winston souvenir>"I made that JUST for you!"
>play 5 stadium ranked games as tank, end up in challenger>matchmaking goes "ah yes you shall now be put up against an actual top 50 tank"i get that the player pool is small but there is no fucking way it has to do that
>>586411429
>>586412698get your own calling card
did they reduce the CD on zaryas bubble at some pointit feels like its quite literally always up and impossible to play against
man queueing all roles fucking sucks because tank is miserable to play
>>586414649>tank is miserable to playand it's all because of ana (and zen)
>>586414821honestly for me its just been people picking shit like widow and staying as far away from the capture point as possible so I'm usually alone on the point trying to hold it, or with one support alongside me if Im lucky
>>586415693yeah!
>dps are both mercy OTPs off roleing on boosted ranks>they both force hitscan, both go deep negative 3-12 and 5-14>our winston just fucking loses it>(this is when we learned about their profiles)>"YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING MERCY ONE TRICKS?!?!?!?!?!??!?!">"WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU FUCKING DIAMOND ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!?!?!???!?!?!">one of the mercys says "how else can we learn to play DPS">"IN QUICKPLAY WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU DIAMOND ON DPS NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY DPS PLAYTIME WHAT THE FUCK">the other mercy "Muted.">suddenly the mercy mains start appealing to match chat and convince the enemy team to start flaming the winston>it goes without saying, but we end up losingIt's very strange how this seems to happen so often yet Blizzard does nothing about it. Their match maker and rank system is what caused this conflict. Their report system may just see it as bad behavior, but it was their systems that caused it. There's no world where two Mercy OTPs should be able to camp diamond, then duo-queue on DPS. They're effectively deranking. They're willfully deranking games by doing this.
>>586411057>artificialmore like volatile because (despite what people who dont play the role think) tank has as much impact as the worst player on the team. if you get a DPS who really really wants to play genji into a winston with a mercy pocket without even acknowledging them then good luck, but if he decides to NOT dive the fucking winston as genji and play around him then you have room to decide your own impact. its fucking retarded but we just have to keep doing this until it gets bad enough that the devs cant pretend its not killing the games matchmaking
jake is in my speakers
>>586415818
they will fix queue times by reintroducing the defense role as a separate role and queue
queue times are fine
The Lena is fine
Which OW girls are the most mating pressable
>>586418032Mei
>>586418032Tanks>Yuna>HanaDpS>Lena>Olivia>Ashe>Freja>AnranSupports>Juno>Kriiko>Angela
>>586418032HogHazMaug
kiri is so op please nerf
>>586418032
>>586355460good mornyan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTvstJCe44o
>>586419159good mornyan!
>>586419159good mornyan abbo>>586419350mornyan jose
>>586419159good mornyan the 'bo
>>586419216wtf this takes me back
>>586418848I don't think Kiriko is OP right now, the issue is that suzu is genuinely ridiculous and should not exist. There's no world where high-level play doesn't include Kiriko. The value of a suzu is far too great. Any time your team starts losing you should swap to Kiriko and try to extend fights with suzu, you're effectively throwing if you don't. Especially in an Ana meta.
>>586419350good mornyan big J!
>>586419216"Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil~"
sometimes I just feel like that dudereported their dumbass on the way out too
the ana kiriko dilemma is just what tanks have to deal with every game
>>586416392I love kitties
>>586416493Every time I read something like this I think about games like this >>586420090Your perception on the importance of tank is the complete opposite of reality.Blue tank created the damage gap on red tank with mitigation alone. Died less than everyone aside from flex supports, who should be dying the least anyway, and his DPS still both had double-digit deaths and noticeably less output overall.A tank gap completely decides the game, the only way you can get around a tank gap is by having a DPS that's smurfing two or three ranks, not divisions, above the lobby.Think about how much easier a DPS player's job is when your tank not only mitigates the damage output of two whole enemy players, they output more damage than two whole enemy players at the same time. DPS heroes can't do that, only tanks can.How much easier is it for a flex DPS to confirm kills when the enemy team is as half-health all match? How much harder is it for a flex DPS to confirm kills when their tank is struggling to control pace of play?Tank is by far the most significant role in the lobby, and that's a huge part of why no one wants to play it.
>>586421838I love Briggies
>>586422454Brig's Big Briggs
Custa, you should stop making schizo posts on /owg/ and buff the Kiriko. Overwatch is dying and its life is attached to Kiriko's winrate, and it's your fault this is happening.
why would anyone want to nerf kiriko? she's literally the cutest
>>586425049she's obviously the most precious
>try playing 6v6 quick play>literally ALWAYS placed on defense, 100% rate>100% rate of the enemy team having two tanks>my team only has a tank because i'm playing it99% lose ratebut no it's all personal you see the matchmaking places you in challenging matches! it's supposed to do that!
>>586425049Because Custa resents how prevalent the Kiriko has been in esports since her release despite pro Kiriko players saying she's fun and rewarding to play.
>>586397396D.Mon
>>586418032widow it's not even close and the fact no one else said widow proves how retarded this thread is
>>586422179>tank is by far the most significant role in the lobby, and that's a huge part of why no one wants to play itif this were true then everyone would be playing it because people always gravitate to "main character" roles. people still talk like tanks are the 5v5 raid bosses of launch OW2 where the game revolves around them when that hasnt been the case for years at this point. >>586420090 basically proves my point about how much easier it is to tank when your DPS understand to play around their counters if they wont switch, and how useless tanking feels when youre basically playing with 1 DPS or 1 support. as far as non esports go, tanks have little to no real solo carry potential unless youre outright smurfing because they roll over and die to the slightest bit of coordination + focus.
>>586425745If you aren't having fun stop playing.
>>586427242that means the game won and i refuse to let a game force me off of it. i must have fun in spite of the games attempts to make me not have fun, even if that means i have to play 5 straight stomps for 1 win.
>>586427519The stove will never stop being hot.
>>586426905>if this were true then everyone would be playing it because people always gravitate to "main character" rolesIt's the opposite. Support is the most popular role for a reason. People want simpler, less intensive roles. They don't want to be the main character. Tank puts all of the pressure, both figuratively and the actual pressure of damage and cooldowns, on you. People do not want that gameplay experience. They want the least involved, least responsible role possible. This is also why hitscan DPS are more popular than flex DPS. Hitscan DPS simplify the game and minimize responsibility. It waters DPS gameplay down to "shoot good, don't stand too close."I find it odd that you perceive the other scoreboard as the DPS making the tank's life easier, when the winning tank very clearly outproduced and outperformed everyone in the lobby. Their own DPS still struggled to stay alive or produce more damage output than the enemy team despite the sheer size of the tank diff they benefited from.Your scoreboard points to two possible issues that would make it non-applicable.Either you failed to engage the objective and opted to favor your K/D over fight wins, or your DPS were just inting when it mattered most and losing TWO players is simply too much to overcome. You didn't die less than the enemy team, so it's clear you were losing just as many fights despite your inflated elimination stat. Your damage stat was higher, but not significantly greater than every other player like in >>586420090. I think you're overvaluing your impact, as you're seeing a high elimination stat, but ignoring that you died just as frequently as everyone else and likely lost a lot of fights as a result of your own poor play.A good tank is capable of overcoming a team that loses a teammate early, you clearly are not.
The cheat code for tank in quick play at least is Zarya, literally haven't seen one do poorly in months because people will just shoot at her and give her a supercharged death beam every time
Every single patch, my Vendetta spray gets reset to the default spray. This only happens to Vendetta.
>>586427934Pretty much. There's generally one overly casual player that doesn't know to not shoot the thing which is why smurfs use zarya and doom to level their accounts.
>>586426905I want to see the replay code for this game because I feel like I know exactly how you play tank and why you think you have no ability to impact the gameyour scoreboard gives me the impression that you play very passively and farm kills from a distance while forcing your dps to figure things out on their own while >>586420090 looks like a tank that's taking the most dangerous and difficult situations head on so their dps have the room and opportunities to get kills off their back
I'm an impact player on every role so I can't relate to a lot of people. there isn't a win or loss that goes by without me knowing that I did something to influence the outcome, and had I done things differently the results would change too
Mystery Madness Rein and Moira and Mei were such cancer
Nothing annoys me in this game more than one of the supports refusing to heal the other
>>586428983This guy >>586420090 is an infamously bad Ana player from back in 2019/2020 who used to post silver rank Ana gameplay then decided one day to drop Reinhardt and Winston tape and it turns out that they're actually a ridiculous tank player who plays extremely aggressively with the intent to hard carry their games. Not really the best player for anyone to compare themselves to. Sticky also plays a lot of Venture and seems to gap the whole lobby when posting those scoreboards too. Some people just have that kind of mindset where the game is in their hands. Other don't and think there isn't much that they can do to determine the outcome of the game.You're probably closer to a Sticky on Reinhardt than a blue squiggle on Domina. At least in regards to how you perceive and play the game.
so how many losses in a row does it take for matchmaking to stomp intentionally putting you in unwinnable games against obvious stacks
>>586429791I guess so, dunno how people could stand to play any game where they truly believe that nothing that they do matters in it desu
>>586428936There's no universe where you nearly gap your DPS by 20 eliminations and outstat the enemy tank by playing passively.
So mizukis teleport needs its cooldown tripled at the bare minimumAbsolute cancer
i genuinely think there is no other competitive game out there that comes close to the amount of one sided stomps as this game, you queue up just to flip a coin and see which team will completely steamroll the other and it wont even be remotely close
>>586429791>This guy >>586420090 (You) is an infamously bad Ana playerwoah what the fuck
>>586430286no amount of losses makes it stop doing that; as long as you keep playing it keeps doing it because that's all the matchmaking cares about; you playing. take a long break and come back and you'll have unbroken 20 win streaks to entice you back in.
>>586430926I mean jsut post the replay code and show us that aggressive hard carry playstyle then
>walls of text with a post link in the middle pointing to some scoreboardthis chatbot is looping
>>586432412>Intellect and literacy skills so poor that a couple hundred words relevant to an active conversation must be a chatbot.How pathetic.
I know next to nothing about Domina, is her barrier so powerful because it has a longer cooldown than most tanks?
Venture cum sex
>>586433720Ok homo
Vendetta cum inside
shion leglocking
I tried stadium and it was the most unfun shitshow ive ever experienced, in fact blizzard owes me compensation for how badly my time was wasted frankly
>>586430926Actually the idea that the scoreboard lies to tank players and makes them think they're outperforming the lobby while playing poorly is something that's been discussed in this general a lot.Tanks have all of the tools to have the best stats in the lobby. Easy damage output, easy splash damage output which boosts elims, high health and good survivability, etc. Essentially a tank player can play passively or selfishly, let the team lose the team fight, then use their tools to force a trade on the back end. This makes them think they're performing well, when their output isn't actually contributing to their team positively at all. The majority of their stats are empty, only coming from situations where there's nothing to lose and the tank is finally willing to let themselves die. Then, and only then, do they actually engage the enemy team.It's a cycle I see a lot in my games, and it's something people here have described for a long time.
>>586436327it was really really good for like 1.5 seasons I promisethen they started patching out all the cool builds in favor of phara/freja spam and let cass/soldier remain server admins
>>586409531I think they'd be shocked anyone drew Sierra at all
>>586433013Sauce
>>586436907https://x.com/zmsfm/status/1813636926395806025?a=fFikr6WmdsiksjlxU2w&s=20
>>586437030>twitterwe can't see anything until elon stops suing alt viewersI'm not giving that botnet my data
>>586300156My waifu is Mercy but my most played is pretty close between her, Kiriko, Sigma, and Winston.I like stockings, high heels, tights, costumes (maid, nurse, the usual), and really intricate/fancy artsy shibari.
>>586437209its just the picture bro im just showing you who made it
Lily Hana waiting room
Why do I love Shion so much, bros?
>>586426905this kinda bothers me because despite saying that you believe DPS are more important than tanks you don't see your DPS struggling and wonder if its something you're doing to cause their struggleslike if you think DPS are so important you would play to facilitate their success, not for your own KDA
getting called a smurf by Diamond players feels kinda good
>>586438248loving Kiriko feels kinda good
>>586437674You like crazy evil women, aka a man of culture
true tank enlightenment is understanding that if you don't make plays then your team can't make playsthe other team needs to look at youif the other team isn't looking at you then they're looking at your teamyou gotta make sure you're doing enough to make the other team look at youI don't know I just thought I had a good scorecard and I posted it I don't get why you guys are arguing about it
>>586439006The problem with lower ranks is that they need the tank to be a shieldbot who stands on the objective
Thoughts on Gamma Jack as a tank hero?
>>586439349okay but if you think about it at that rank playing a shield tank IS doing what you gotta do to get the other team to look at youlike to them standing still with a shield is the pinnacle of drawing attentionso I get like "oh man my team is so dumb they just want someone on reinhardt or sigma to stand in front and exist"but at the same time you're silver or gold or whatever (I have been there before too no shade) so like do what you're capable ofand that's standing still jiggling keys in front of the other team
>>586440356smooching thussy
Hi, hi
>>586300156Main: Shion, EchoFetish: Robot girls (shocker)Persona 3 ruined my life
>>586411941Why does it say based anyway>>586412508They're good for new heroes without any emotes but there's not much point to them beyond that. I've got the heart pillow equipped on D.Mon/D.Va whenever I'm in a MEKA duo but that's about it.
>>586440356Drawing attention doesn't mean anything. Have a teammate 1v4ing their team for a minute straight and your team will also be struggling to kill one enemy.
>>586442061okay but imagine the whole team is looking at you and you're the tank so you have a lot of healthso you can be in a 1v4 and live because you're the tankso if you're already 1v4ing the other team it's impossible for your genji to 1v4so the trick is to 1v4 before your DPS get a chance to 1v4like I play venture so I gotta do a lot of stupid engagements so I understand what the DPS are trying to doso if I do it first on tank, then they just get free kills
does anyone in NA want to queue stadium? i play zarya only and play very aggressively just as a heads up
So according to owItalian women < black men < black women < robot womenIs that about right?
mama mia i burna the pizza
https://youtu.be/q0SyUgw98tE
>>586438021>saying that you believe DPS are more important than tanks you don't see your DPS struggling and wonder if its something you're doing to cause their strugglesexcept i did when i opened the scoreboard after round 1 and realized i would have to do their jobs and mines. majority of those elims didnt come until round 2 and 3. i dont know what more i can do to make it easy for a DPS when im making most fights a 5v3 and basically making the enemy focus me harder
>>586443336just post the goddamn replay code
>>586442661
niggas itching to find a reason to blame tank
yeah like at this point if the DPS were as bad as you say they are you could just post the replay code and we can all laugh at them together
i bet venture smells like a gardening center
Kiriko? More like Kirikillyoself. LOL.
To me, refusing to post a replay code after insisting over and over that you played incredibly and was sold by your DPS players is pathetic. If you truly played perfectly and it was truly IMPOSSIBLE for you to make an impact on the match outcome, then you would have no problem sharing the code. All your refusal does is confirm what we've all said. You're a lazy, passive, scared tank player who puts all your responsibility on other players.
>>586444898
>>586445394<3
I stole Hana's doritos when she wasn't looking
>>586426905appears like you were doing well, domina into doomfist with a dogshit passive Kiriko like that is a lose/lose situation though. would naturally be difficult for you to peel/trade aggro off your DPS with her against a venture, doom, brig fending off your Tracer.just a bad team comp on the tanks part, although you weren't doing particularly bad on your own as Domina. your supports being dogshit didn't help.
>>586446040just post the replay code
>>586446104huh?
>>586445920Give them back Yuna
How many grandkids would Ana realistically demand?
>>586446228The Yuna is pure she wouldn't do that
>>586444898We love the Kiriko here
>>586446393Kiriko can drive you around in her toyota camry
>>586443846>>586445310i literally never said the DPS were bad. my entire point was that overperforming on tank has less impact than underperforming on DPS. that's not to say they're objectively "bad" otherwise we wouldnt have gotten a single round. its to say that the more one player in DPS or support falls behind, the more responsibility tank is expected to pick up just to lose anyway.TLDR: DPS gaps have way more impact than tank gaps.
>>586385964hi can i get a coffee with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean
>>586446957just post the replay code holy shit
>>586443846whats with the neck thing anyway
>>586441390I'm always surprised people play characters that fulfil their fetishes, I feel like I'd just be hard the whole time and not actually be playing properly>>586445394She looks especially flat here
Kiriko is your cool older sister who lets you hang out with her sometimes and can buy you a soda because she has a part time job
for having so many skins it sure is hard for me to get a kiri skin from a loot box :(((
>>586447483my older sister is morbidly obese and bullied me when we were kids so I can't relate
>>586447483she does have that kind of energy
>>586418848calm down lenny
hahaaaaa found ya lenny
>>586447879LENNEH i can't hear that name normally anymore either
>>586447483Kiriko buying me a slurpee and the monthly copy of Electronic Gaming Monthly on the way home from school and one weekend she teaches me how to touch myself and what an adult kiss is but then gets really nervous around me afterwards and I don't really understand it but it sets off a personal obsession with her where for a large part of my early teens I steal her dirty socks and panties to jerk off with cause she was my cool older sister who became my sexual awakening
>>586448026stfu indian
>>586448026based as fuckidec if this nigga an indian he real asf
My duo is ovulating.
>>586449059Get her pregnant faggot
>>586449129I can't in good conscience bring another OW player into this world.
>>586449263Fag
>>586449263nonsense, your daughter will become a roadhog main
I just died more times in one single match than I've ever died before. I'm humn fucking trash man I can't even win in these fucking QP servers
I'm glad Forever is coming out in a few days so I can forget this game exists for the next few months.
taking barrier on orisa is nerfing yourself no cap
>>586449842yeah i never really see a reason to take it desu
>Be me>Niggoy>Platinum DPS>Try 6v6>1st placement match>Win with ease>Possible Rank: Emerald 16v6 ranks are so inflated that I cringe when someone brags about being Emerald in 6v6 while complaining about their team in role queue.
midseason mythic info?
>>586450903dont worry about it
>>586450993ok
>>586450585It’s pretty much common knowledge that your 6v6 rank is usually one rank higher than you 5v5.
>rein and ana are canon dating nowwtf
>>586452370How do they fuck without her absolutely destroying her pelvis.
>>586450903>>586451064honk
>>586452516That’s what she wants tho?
The new map is so unbelievably bad.
>>586452516I mean this happens in reality and they manage fine so...
>>586451510Reddit niggers says the other way around.
>>586452874GIWTWM
So we have two more months of this story arc right? What do you think they’ll fill it with now that Doomfist is back leading Talon? Where does the omnic detective fit in?
>>586453403Setting up the next year's plot.
>>586453261The guy right? You want to be the guy fucking the petite girl right anon?
>>586452874>being tall gets you a girl even as an ogre6'0+ guys really do have it easy.
>>586419350
>>586453403seen a few mentions of this lucheng thing recently so maybe some investigation ties into a megacorp
>>586453403Nothing that matters, like usual.
>>586453403They will have a scene of Vendetta being held in a cell in the Overwatch Gibraltar base. And they will torture her for information by forcing her to listen to Juno's questions for hours on end
>>586453601sure, lets go with that
>>586453403the last arc is setup for next year's story supposedly
Where's Null Sector? Remember Null Sector? Remember Ramattra?
>>586454005Juno and Lena tagteamming 'detta in the box>where does spaghetti grow?>why are we not allowed to snap it before putting it in the pot?>is it pronounced "e"-talian or "eye"-talian?>why are your eyes red do you need eye drops?>are you sure?
>>586454391Kiriko and Hanzo killed them all off screen (in a short story nobody read because it doesn't have pictures)
>>586454391that was pve bait and no one actually cared about pve. fuck jeff kaplan btw
I went from Gold 1 to Silver 1 playing with ever increasing levels of retards. This shit is going to give me an aneurysm
>>586454617But they had giant armies or robots and huge ships and shit
>>586455117so what
>>586454005Juno's going to use Martian interrogation techniques
>>586453710
gm hanas
>>586450903word on the street is that venture will be wearing a thong with high heels and displaying her cow tits and full bush in the midseason mythic
>>586455203Lena legs...
Juno probing Vendetta's anus
>>586454391he's on a sabbatical learning new skills
>>586456818This but my tongue instead of Juno
Lena and Anran taking turns riding me
>>586460781yes please
I can't resist getting on mic and cussing niggas out
>>586461196we know, Juno
I can’t resist getting on mic and respecting women.
>>586461196we know, Kiriko
>>586461327we don't care Brig
>>586460781This but the Kiriko and the Hana instead
>>586455932
Niggers, I found an egirl while playing Role Queue (slut is Gold 1 support and I’m Emerald 4 DPS). She added me and is slutting around me so I can boost her ass. We played 6v6 because I hadn’t done my placements yet and neither had she. First match I was Bronze 1, but by the 10th match I made it to Platinum 1 while she’s still Silver 3. I deleted her ‘cause I’m not waiting 10-minute queues for wide-range matches for this stupid no-brain Mercy main slut.With that being said: do placements now take match stats into account? I carried her ass and played all 10 matches with her and she’s still Silver while I’m Plat.
you must be 18 years or older to post here
that shit never happened and you know it
>>586461327I care, Brig
>>586462019
>>586462723Mercy players are all male btw
>6v6 quickplayyeah this is the Overwatch(tm) that i remember
>>586463198
>>586463778
>>586464363
concept art for eve widowmore skins posted later today
>>586466203I love female legs so much it’s unreal.
>>586466203you just recolor her default skin
gun
>>586465248
>>586466768
>>586466203widow has 10 skins that look just like this
>17 minutes into a comp match>about to win>The server closed due to an unexpected error.This server crasher hack is still a thing?
Eve should've been a Genji skin.
>>586467749
heard there's a patch tomorrow true or false? will it have much balance stuff? should i spam monkey all day in case he gets nerfed? >>586456518holy based
>>586468469
freja collab skin
>>586466203>>586466309>>586469179>>586469274Is this game worth playing? Is it gonna be one of those things where I'll play the game later on and regret that i didnt get the collab?
>>586468902
>>586469636go back to your gacha general
>>586469679
>>586470043good nyight
>>586470072good nyight cutie..
goo dnight
>>586470168
Overwatch X Final Fantasy when?
>>586470072>>586470168good nyight samefag
>>586470881WoW and FFXIV being direct competitors probably makes it more complicated.
>>586470072>>586470168nyight nyight the 'bo and the 'se
>>586466548Jose when no abbo bf
Is it reasonable to use Nano to save your tank even if he gets no kills?
>>586471916>>586471981samefag schizo kys thanks hun
>>586472414based schizo hater
>>586472281Yes unless you got a nanoblade or something like that coming up
i look like this, who is my main?
>>586474932Mercy
umwhere new op?
>>586474932that's a kiriko main
>>586469890What the? What made you go with that response?
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