#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>586152537
Firs for happy thresome
>calg when jane saves julia from ashley
>Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.The mansikkatietokonepelihillo is been cancelling, yes?
>>586389826># News:Me when I'm a FUCKING RETARDUPDATED NEWS SECTION. Baker, please do not forget to change it# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[NOVEMBER 2026] Development on Burial progressing at a steady pace. A number of disliked puzzles to be removed. Game Jam is kill.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/697654062728874066
>ultimately no party rose to the occasion to manage it with our offer of endorsement and fundingNo fucking shit. Any game submitted to this is accepting that it falls under "Coffin-like", and means that you have lordship over those titles.
>>586391024>A number of disliked puzzles to be removed. The devlog isn't that unambiguous.>Story-wise, a myriad of structural and pacing improvements have been made. No more tediously replaying content just to get to the new scenes. No more universally disliked, repetitive puzzles. Only the important ones.I'm actually leaning toward your reading, i.e. that she cut out some of them from 3A, but the devlog says "no more", which could just mean the changes apply going forward and not that she cut out the existing ones. Better to just reuse her words and avoid FAKE NEWS.
>>586391514The game jam proposal was never realThe legal action was never realDevelopment never paused
>>586390167this but Julia, it's why they're driving to a remote getaway spot
>>586391895Maybe the real Coffin™ was just our delusions all along...
>I'm Protecting the Work.
>>586391862>Better to just reuse her wordsThat's fair, I just didn't want the news section to be too long. IMO " a myriad of [...] pacing improvements" and "No more universally disliked, repetitive puzzles" means she's removing the puzzles that are disliked to improve pacing. But if you all want to use the direct quote in the OP then I won't really care. I'll probably be unable to make hte next thread due to work or sleep anyway
>>586389826
>>586392183Yeah, I'm like 80% confident that's a correct reading because pacing improvements is far more likely to refer to existing rather than in-development content that she had to revise, but I have a legalist in me that prefers to stick to what's 100% certain.
>>586392830>nemlei lives
>>586392830The Julia shall grow yet further
>>586392884>I have a legalist in me that prefers to stick to what's 100% certain.I have a common law judge in me that prefers to stick to what's reasonably intended. There are two wolves inside us.Both are gay.
>>586392830>Julia bigger than Andrew>Ashley only larger because of posts designed to skew the word cloudShe won.
>>586390167Based
>>586389826>Slow thread despite devlog today>Didn't update the newsIs this how /calg/ dies?
This is an Andrew Appreciation Thread :)
>>586390167
>>586390167Where's Douglas?
>>586394031https://files.catbox.moe/kln5ji.webp
>>586394031Nemlei fucking HATES Douglas. He literally only exists as a logical necessity. Renee has to have a husband that she loves as part of her character, but Nemlei makes no effort to make Doug a real person. He has as few lines as possible and didn't even get a bust until over a year. Even stuff like cutting him give Renee an extra line
>>586392830centre line to Nemlei's brain says:>celebrating replaying dropped imagine reason rebecca puzzles/development important/extremely means based makes halloweenseem something is afoot
>>586393324martyred for being too cute
>>586394350>>586394461
>>586394461Would you rather have an extremely poorly written man? You have to know which battles to pick in writing, if you have absolutely no experience in some aspect of life and haven't done the legwork necessary to at least simulate that experience, then you should probably just avoid depicting it as much as possible. It's a blemish either way, but abstaining is more graceful.
>>586395163Is that why she can only write trashy hot guys?
Who did it better?
Can you imagine if the Burial insane vision was what happened right after this devblog's preview video?? As in, the reason it was shown as a vision is because the danger in it is that they get caught right after in 4K by either Julia, her sister or someone else
>>586394015
>>586395681imagine the ashleysmell
>>586395727It might be difficult to come up with a response to your ex and his sister breaking into your dorm and having incestuous sex on your bed. Maybe this brainblasts her so hard that she is somehow then willing to get into a car with them.
>>586394839I'd like more Doug art.
>>586395163She could have given him a BIT of character. Just a few lines where he says anything of value. Even stuff like the devlog cover art. Why isn't Doug there? Why does it always feel like the Graves family is just Andrew, Ashley, and Renee. The game gives us examples of Andrew and Renee having a really similar personality, but we know nothing about Dougs personality because he has none
Can someone shop a borgar into Ashley's hands this CG? The Work requires accurate goyslop consumption depiction.
>>586395727I wouldn't put it past Nemlei that the danger is pregnancy
imagine if julia finds out about the incest and is just cool with it, like "yeah, that makes sense - i guess i should have known" how would they respond?
>>586395727well the window's in the wrong place.
I both want to know what Jane looks like but also don'tI've grown too attached to this version.
My main takeaway from the devlog is that I need to start jerking off to AndrewxAshleyxRenee porn
>>586395681rapedrew at it again
>>586396318What if Julia is some tumblrite addicted to incest and actually thinks it's insanely hot what they're doing?
Hagfags were vindicated?
>>586396696Tthe lesbian hagfags
>>586396686Julia being in the siblings' court after cutting them off would be a strange twist, but it would also be really funny. Could make for a good joke ending.
>>586395727
>>586395681Andrew is a much better person than Joe Biden
Only bad puzzles in the game are the "Andy gets home from school" bit at the start of episode 3 that repeats like 3 times and doesn't convey anything meaningful. And the forest puzzle that's way too gamey for a real world section.
>Ashley, let us get it over with>I can always get you down>If you've got the money for me>Ashley, in the summer rain>You will be kept dry you see>If you got the money for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4A6Uj80AVo
>>586396123I tried
>>586397859>MOST OF OUR LIVES>WE TRY SO HARD>TO FINDDDDDDDD THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder TCOAAL is a holy work willed by the heaven
Jorb: pondered
>>586398506>Kabbalistic>"holy"
>New ToxiSoda came out>"Crazy passion fruit">Acronym for "stupid psycho">Gematria: "Imbecile"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ERqZYRhlc&t=55
>>586398692I want to live on the Janet
>>586370152
>>586396829>lesbian hagfags
>>586396887What if she got a weird vibe off the two of them which led her down old wild west web rabbit warrens where surprise incest lurked behind every couple of doors?>google: common indicators incest>finds a blog listing what to watch out for>oddly affectionate, knowing looks, clam up when challenged>in the comments people talk about celebrities, people they know or how it's hot >finds a link to another site that's half discussion, half fanfic and incest gifs>finds the girly tumbr dens where hot_character ********************************************* his sister [censored for extreme sexual content]>starts writing her own content using the graves as a model>praised for how realistic it sounds she gets linked to private forums and chatrooms>spends hours she should be studying strumming her fiddle as she writes the most lurid depraved sister handholding missionary sex (it's julia after all)>if you open her closet to explore you find her journals where she keeps it safely hidden.plausible enough?
>>586400058That's hilarious, but I dread to think we might attract them here.
>>586397952Thank you for your cervix
Jamcels defeated.Juliacels doomed.
>>586394031With Nina, logically.
>>586402313K I N O
>>586400058Not that I didn't find this funny as fuck, but there's a lot of people not being able to differentiate between something somebody has a serious interest in and "he's just saying things now" level posts. Sometimes it's a one-two punch of somebody having at best a passing interest in something, or completely indifference toward something, and posting it anyway because it makes somebody else really mad.
Nemurai is heretic.
>>586402313Nemurei's most loyal follower
>>586401816>Juliacels doomed.Julia is going to survive in every timeline though
It feels good to BTFO modfags.
>>586405185The Work prevails.
Does one of you have that depressedrew regretting his contribution to Ashley's pregnancy?
>>586405898
>>586406104There's a logical continuation between them.
>>586406104
>>586405623Damn you chill bunny poster. The Wrend shall come someday.
>>586405898women are so unfunny even andrew isn't laughing at the joke his crush made
I almost yelled at my sister because she set the air fryer to 335 degrees and I realized that maybe I am the problem
>>586408426335 degrees celsius or fahrenheit?
>>586408782
Wtf but this game is dead???
>>586408426335 -> 303 -> 37 -> 185cseems fine, what's the issue?
Are Julia and Rebecca friends?
>>586409254>what's the issue?Who sets something to 335? That's such an odd number. Nobody cooks anything at 335. You go 300 or 325. She is NOT cooking at a sensitivity where 10 degrees matters. She just set it to 335 for... some reason. Who the fuck sets it to 335. Nobody does this.
>>586408426>that maybe I am the problemYou're absolutely the problem. Sometimes women just do shit because they had a silly little woman thought in their brain, and if the silly woman thought said "set the air fryer to 335 instead of 330 or 340" that squarely falls into the realm of shit no sane human could possibly give a shit about.
>>586409038You are dead. And this is hell. A dripfeed of nothingburger devlogs for a game that looks increasingly better, but that will never come out.
She. Will. LIVE!!!
>>586409975I have never felt more strongly than I do today that Julia WILL survive
Julia will slip on a banana at the zoo and fall into the gorilla exhibit where she'll get ripped in half faster than a prenup at a divorce hearing.
Julia will slip on a banana peel and fall into my arms where I will catch her and place a kiss on her forehead
>>586410605And then rip her in half because I'm a gorilla and learned to finish the job after the Harambe incident.
>>586410314>a prenup at a divorce hearing.If you marry your sister like a good delphist that's not needed filthy outbreeder.
>>586411609I never suggested otherwise.
>No more unnecessary puzzles >Burial now the priority>Decay possible retconned to be less of a chore>Renee hugging Ashley instead of being a bitch>Finally the siblings loving each other again instead of beatings and being evil to each other>Nemlei returning from the dead>Hussy finally receiving her fucking punishmentBurialGODS WON. We're so fucking back is almost unbelievable.
>>586409696>press same button twice>press a new buttonIt's a hyper-advanced level of laziness. She should have set it to 333 but she might have wanted to avoid the implications.
>>586411770>>Finally the siblings loving each other again instead of beatings and being evil to each otherNot to rain on your parade, but the scene of them in Julia's bed has Ashley calling Andrew "Andy", which can only bode ill
>>586411770That's from Burial's bad ending path
>>586411906It wouldn't be a story without drama. It would only make sense for both routes to contain scenes pertaining to the Andy and Leyley hangup, it's core to their characters.
>>586411847It's not set like an oven, it's got + and - buttons that change the heat by 5 degrees each. But whatever, it's not a big deal and I didn't notice it because I am a normal person who is not easily agitated
This will be the Andrew wins ending.He will have constant sex with Ashley without needing to beat her.
>>586412260I hope so. I just think the fact that A) she called him Andy after Ch2 and B) he didn't really react is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad sign
>>586411906It's still orders of magnitudes a better interaction between them than whatever has been shown in the last months. So this is a huge win nonetheless and the writing was beautiful in the scene together. Anyone who can't appreciate how fucking good this preview was truly doesn't appreciate this game at all. >>586412023Take a deep, deep breath hussyfag. Don't worry. I'm sure you're going to make it somehow.
>>586412738It's not really an opportune moment to make a scene about personal issues. He has SOME self control, you know.
>>586412789>How many times did I give myself to you while I lay here with her?Andrew really thinks it was a noble sacrifice that he thought about Ashley while having sex with another woman. Andrew needs to be killed
>>586412629>Andrew: Ashley, my love, can we have another baby? I'm waiting for you and I made your dinner like a good husband!>Ashley: Y-yes honey... I'm coming (is the fourth time this day we have sex... we're out of condoms already)
>>586413026My dude was suffering, giving himself to worthless harlots as his true love was there, waiting for him... God, the kino writing is amazing.
>>586413307>giving himself to worthless harlotsUnforced error
>>586413528You don't understand the heart of a man
>>586413717I don't understand the cock of a WHORE
>>586413528>worthless harlots(singular)(Julia)
Bros,, Julia is so pretty.
>>586415014Jane must be beautiful
>>586415014Everyone is thinking this
>>586381502Julia Epstein
>>586392830>/calg/ always trueI kneel fart word cloud kun.
>>586407967Women call anything "a joke" once you take anything they have said previously serious that they want you to forget about Or when they say some bait to test you and you don't respond the way they want. So this is very accurate.
>>586413026
>A number of disliked puzzles to be removed.I kind of liked the puzzles though, I at least hope Nemlei keeps the symbolic ones. Those add nice theming.
first he says julia is better at sex and now he says he fucked julia countless times. being an ashleyfan is a humiliation ritual
My consolations to the Hussyfaggots. Not even in the UFC you get this bodied.
Nemlei, please add a puzzle route where Ashley goes to university
>>586409975IN HELL
>>586416650>now he says he fucked julia countless times.Not only that, but he presents it like some sacrifice on his part. Andrew is so awful
>>586416295women shit testing men is what harms a lot of relationships, most men are unprepared
>>586416295>>586417486Dawwwwwww women are SO evil and men are such victims! It's really so sad
>>586418028 unironically
>>586409975What if they sacrifice her to the fart cloud but he doesn't take it because Julia turns out to be a grime soul (She thinks she's a bad girl)
>>586418028extreme women are psychopathic extreme men are autisticpsychopaths vs auts=ists vs the masses
>>586417486Men failing shit tests is what harms relationships.
>>586420094Men tend to fail by ignoring it or thinking there's a logical reason for her actions.
>>586392830>Ashley is the biggest name in all of /calg/Best girl confirmed
>>586415703Dude weed
>>586392830>content posting disliked unicodeis the word cloud reacting to the anon complaining about non loading text characters?
Julia is of Spanish descent, that's why she's more tan than every other character.
>>586422426Julia actually gets some sunlight so her skin isn't sickly pale
Julia bros, I am so fucking scared...
>>586423557Do you really think Nemlei would just give away and entire story arc in a single devlog? It's an obvious fakeout, there's nothing to fear
>>586389826>one day closer to juliafags getting btfo>brainlets getting filtered by baby puzzles>new zoomer puritan hitpiece on goytubeWe are so back bros
>>586424862Zoomers can screech and ree all they like, Nemlei has already made quadrillions and no amount of moralfagging from niggerfaggots will change that.
>>586424862>>586425017>zoomers out of nowhereUnc seein ghosts fr
>/calg/ turning into abysmal dogshit for the day
>>586425118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOByiX37zUgClearly a zoomer speaking.
>>586423946>Church Branded copium
>>586409975ACK
>>586425379>check out my video!Not clicking that shit. Buy an ad.
>>586425450NOOOOO YOU NEED TO CLICK M-HIS VIDEOSeriously though go and leave a dislike
>>586425379/calg/ sisters....the zoomers are btfoing us again...
>>586423557>Julia brosThat hussy has no brother and doesn't deserve one
>>586420839She always mogs the shit out of everything else on the cloud. Because Ashley is the best girl. And these are her threads.
>>586425720Because it's an Ashley post on an Ashley Thread on an Ashley Board on an Ashley Website on an Ashley Server in an Ashley Hard Drive on an Ashley Computer in an Ashley room in an Ashley House on an Ashley Street in am Ashley Town in an Ashley State in an Ashley County in an Ashley Country on an Ashley Continent on an Ashley Planet in an Ashley Solar System in an Ashley Galaxy in a Ashley Universe
>>586425718We're all Julia's brothers in Christ
>>586409975Buying the dip. Julia will get a happy ending whilst the siblings kill/rape/sex eachother to death.
>>586389826>doesn't use new devlog photo>doesn't add updated news sectionThis is why only I should bake, btw. I baked like 7 consecutive ones last month and they turned out fine until I was asleep during one of the transitions.
>>586426019You don't understand, anon NEEDS to pick the OP image, updates be damned.
>I wake up>I immediately think about Ashley>I'm on my pink Ashley bed>under my pink Ashley covers>wearing my Ashley pajamas>I get out of bed and slip out of my Ashley pajamas and into my shower which has an Ashley shower curtain>After using my Ashley soap and Ashley lufa I brush my teeth with an Ashley toothbrush>I then change into my street clothes which comprise of:>boxers with Ashleys on them>pink socks>Ashley graphic tee>tan shorts similar to those Ashley wears>I then slip into my boots that are remarkably similar to the kind Ashley wear>I then boot up my PC>my admin profile picture is Ashley>my password is Ashley>I go straight to /calg/>I post and discuss Ashley>after a few hours I go to my pink car>it has Ashley stickers on every window>custom vanity plate that says: ASHLEY>I put on the song Ashley by Green Day as I drive to the store>I buy lemon muffins and cherry soda because that's those are the things Ashley likes>After I return home with my goods>I boot up the Coffin of Andy and Leyley for the 1,265th consecutive day while enjoying my delicious meal>after a long day I decide to goon to my Ashley porn folder which has 16,392 images>after nutting a few times I decide to shower and go back to sleep>I put on my Ashley pajamas>I think about Ashley as I drift off to sleepIs my lifestyle healthy?
>>586425921>Buying the dip.The only reason I haven't invested my life's savings in the dip is that I've already spent it all on Julia earlier
>>586426163>>I wake up>>I immediately think about Ashley>>I'm on my pink Ashley bed>>under my pink Ashley covers>>wearing my Ashley pajamas>>I get out of bed and slip out of my Ashley pajamas and into my shower which has an Ashley shower curtain>>After using my Ashley soap and Ashley lufa I brush my teeth with an Ashley toothbrush>>I then change into my street clothes which comprise of:>>boxers with Ashleys on them>>pink socks>>Ashley graphic tee>>tan shorts similar to those Ashley wears>>I then slip into my boots that are remarkably similar to the kind Ashley wear>>I then boot up my PC>>my admin profile picture is Ashley>>my password is Ashley>>I go straight to /calg/>>I post and discuss Ashley>>after a few hours I go to my pink car>>it has Ashley stickers on every window>>custom vanity plate that says: ASHLEY>>I put on the song Ashley by Green Day as I drive to the store>>I buy lemon muffins and cherry soda because that's those are the things Ashley likes>>After I return home with my goods>>I boot up the Coffin of Andy and Leyley for the 1,265th consecutive day while enjoying my delicious meal>>after a long day I decide to goon to my Ashley porn folder which has 16,392 images>>after nutting a few times I decide to shower and go back to sleep>>I put on my Ashley pajamas>>I think about Ashley as I drift off to sleep>Is my lifestyle healthy?YES
>>586426254Ashley wishes she was like that but take a look at her face when Andrew's mask slips. Fake demon.
>>586392830How do you make these?
Ashley! Are you running around?Are you crying out in bloody murder?Ashley! Are you bumming around?You're crying on my cold shoulderAshley! Are you running around?Are you crying out in bloody murder?Ashley! Are you bumming around?You're crying on my cold shoulder
>>586426141If anons just ignored substandard bakes we'd be golden.
>>586426371Refresh thread after a new thread is made -> Right Click -> View Page Source -> Copy -> Paste at https://catalog.neet.tv/harlequin.html -> Post in next thread.Happy clouding!
>>586425857>Because it's an Ashley post on an Ashley Thread on an Ashley Board on an Ashley Website on an Ashley Server in an Ashley Hard Drive on an Ashley Computer in an Ashley room in an Ashley House on an Ashley Street in am Ashley Town in an Ashley State in an Ashley County in an Ashley Country on an Ashley Continent on an Ashley Planet in an Ashley Solar System in an Ashley Galaxy in a Ashley UniverseBASED
>>586426591Does that get rid of all the html and 4chan code???
Finally the thread is becoming good. Kill all Hussoids btw. Out and coping on mass cause their stupid cunt whore waifu is about to get ACK'd
>>586426925>on massIt's "en masse"
>>586427004>it's en -ACK
>>586426698I'm not sure what you mean especially because it's not my tool.
>>586393132Try all you like to spam the thread constantly. Please. It will surely go over well for you
Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley btw.
There is literally nothing wrong with liking JuliaJust like there is literally nothing wrong with liking ReneeJust like there is literally nothing wrong with liking DouglasJust like there is literally nothing wrong with liking AshleyJust like there is literally nothing wrong with liking Andrew
I, for one, am greatly enjoying the new devlog. It's fun getting more teasers
>>586427542>counter the spammer with spamPlease don't.
>Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley Ashley btwWhy would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
>>586427676ACK
>>586427542>>586427796After a nefarious character managed to sneak words into the cloud via this exact tactic, I, as a matter of routine, remove spam from the code before rendering. If you wish for Ashley to be the largest you must mention her by name in regular conversation. Even separate posts will do, but I remove obvious spam, so atleast try to make your counter-trolling less obvious so I don't have to remove it to remain impartial.
>>586427590>There is literally nothing wrong with liking JuliaWRONG >Just like there is literally nothing wrong with liking ReneeWRONG>Just like there is literally nothing wrong with liking DouglasWRONG>Just like there is literally nothing wrong with liking Ashley/AndrewOnly correct statement here.
>>586427947Holy BASED. I'd kinda stopped caring about the word cloud because of that stuff, but knowing you've been dealing with it makes me realize how wrong I was
>>586427947>regular conversation and it's just an annoying faggot responding himselfOkay.
Nemlei really teased us by not reading Julia's diary. I'm so excited for that. You just know it's going to be really cute, but also quite sad. She'll probably be detailing a lot of her struggles with life.
>>586427637How is Ashley so cute?
Nemlei really teased us by not havung Ashley and Julia fuck profusely on the stupid cunt's bed. I'm so excited for that. You just know it's going to be really cute, but also quite HOT. She'll probably be detailing a lot of her with IMMINENT death.
>>586428415Nemlei really cooked with the designs in this game.
The Ashley will grow yet further.
>>586427947Also before it's said, I did remove some of the J*lia's last thread due to being filenames and clear "I like J*lia because J*lia is cute and J*lia is such a kind person, J*lia really deserves the name J*lia" kind of stuff.Censoring so as to not pervert the cloud but "J*lia" may now show up on the outskirts unless I remove it which I probably will.If fans of her are now mad I would also mention that I hold Ashleyposters to the same standard and if both sides are mad at me then I'm happy because it means i'm operating fairly and impartially instead of using the cloud to push a narrative.
PARANOIA, PARANOIA, EVERYBODY'S COMING TO GET ME!
>>586392020this but Ashley, it's why they're driving to a remote getaway spot
I have never felt more strongly than I do today that Ashley WILL survive
>>586428817>filenames Sorry about that. But I can't exactly rename all my files. >If fans of her are now madI literally do not care at all. None of my posts are made with the word cloud in mind, they are all made to call Julia cute because she really is cute (and also best girl). I actually appreciate trying to be impartial, it's a virtue
>>586415014>Bros,, Ashley is so pretty.
>>586429197But why would the thing that never happens happen?
>filenamesSorry about that. But I can't exactly rename all my files.>If fans of her are now madI literally do not care at all. None of my posts are made with the word cloud in mind, they are all made to call Ashley cute because she really is cute (and also best girl).I actually appreciate trying to be impartial, it's a virtue
>>586429471>Ashley cute because she really is cute (and also best girl).ABSOLUTLE TRVKE
>>586425017Zoomer puriteens getting raped will always not be funny. They have 0 amount of cultural power and everyone already contributed to Nemlei making games for a long time. I can't wait for the remake to her older games.
>>586410605Ashley will slip on a banana peel and fall into my arms where I will catch her and place a kiss on her forehead
>>586429894What is she cooking?
Waitfags unironically won so hard is insane. Decayfags boughted when it was high, but we waited and waited and now we're ranking in money.
>>586430004Beans, human flesh, tomatoes. The usual.
>>586430152This made me want to have the idea of Ashley having an ingredients garden, and having some sort of lovecraftian body horror abomination that grew a human body without a conscious for Ashley cooking purposes. A corpse tree?
>>586430104>DecayfagsDoes this mean people who bought the game during Episode 3?
>>586429471You really don't need to match every Julia with an Ashley... I'd like to think i'm smart enough to be able to tell which messages are natural and which are attempting to subvert the cloud. Natural discussion will always be weighted heavier on the cloud than artificial spam is because I make a note of any spam I see and remove it from the cloud. I do appreciate your fervour in counterbalancing attempts to artificially inflate certain words though! But I assure you it isn't needed. Do take note though that if Julia really does surpass Ashley in organic discussion then she will be larger in that cloud even if that thread is full of seething, just like I don't include artificial posts, I won't artificially protect Ashley and censor Julia.I hope my equal amount of Ashley's and Julia's in this post help to show my impartiality.
>>586430527This Ashley is so adorable
>>586430676All Ashleys are adorable.
>>586394015Renee usually has yellower eyes. In this image her eyes appear to be the same shade of green as Andrew's. Some have suggested elsewhere that this is a vision or dream where Ashley is equating Andrew to Renee.
>>586430724So real.
>>586430860That makes a lot of sense and I don't doubt it.Or Nemlei is going to enhance the tragedy by showing that Renee did truly have the stuff to be a good mother if she weren't so fucked up from her generational trauma.
>>586430860>appear to be the same shade of green as Andrew'sThat's because In my opinion this is mind manipulation. Hard to say if it's from LU or Andrew though. (I suspect Andrew more desu). I think the goal is the same though: give Ashley's brain a bunch of false memories so that she could be easily manipulated.
>>586431060>from her generational traumaWhich we still know virtually nothing about other than a phone call.
>>586430860My waif Renny
>>586431652She's doing little tism shakes or is Andrew doing something to her under the table?
>>586431812She's struggling to contain her joy at finally having food.
>>586431060>generational trauma
>>586431060>Renee did truly have the stuff to be a good motherThe Venn diagram of "Renee" and "people who did nothing wrong" is a circle
>>586429654Normally I'm not about the "fucking zoomers reeeee get off my lawn!" stuff but the puriteen thing is both real and insane to conceptualize.
>>586432046I'm not sure that's a legitimate position, she certainly messed things up, not telling anyone that Ashley and Andrew killed Nina was ironically the most motherly she's ever been. But she did it for completely the wrong reasons, "what would the Neighbors think of me??" as opposed to "these are my children and I must protect them". It's possible to say that Renee is a bad person without also claiming she is/was irredeemable.
>>586425379>I hate VNs, therefore I will review this VN with extra steps>wow, I hate itk
>>586432278>>586431652You need to stop leaking future game CGs my dude.
>>586432159generational shitposting is generally bullshit but puriteen idiots are real. That's why I don't feel bad making fun of them
>>586432352I know, I'm just being a little sillay. I think it's funny that she's right about nothing bad happening if the kids had just moved out
>>586432360>>586432417Are these essays even worth a watch? I've outright refused to watch msot video content on this game because they all suck. Well, except DandyDNA. His are good
>>586432589No. If you need to be spoonfed Nemlei's gospel then you're NGMI
>Andrew: You killed my sister!>Jane: You killed MY sister!>Andrew and Jane have an epic final battle to the death
>>586432589Video essays about media like vidya, movies, or e-drama are literally worthless. In fact, they're worse than worthless, they are actively clogging up the series of tubes that is the internet with inane bullshit of dubious accuracy.
>>586432589No, literally none of them are good and I hate /calg/ for constantly posting the same fucking video for days now. "Hurr durr look at how stupid this guy is, we're all SO smart!!!" Yes the video fucking sucks why are we talking about it? You're showing everyone ITT dogshit and talking about how dogshit it is, I don't want to fucking see dogshit
>>586432589This one isn't very good, it doesn't have anything all that interesting to say and gets basic details wrong like calling Andrew and Ashley twins, but calling the guy a zoomer puriteen is a stretch.The only good video essay on this I know of was made by a /calg/ poster. Can't find the link but I'm sure somebody has it.
>>586432812I'll usually watch video content in an essay format if it's something I genuinely do not give a fuck about, or just need a cliffnotes summary. Most personal opinions I throw directly into the garbage the second the video is over. And it's mostly background slop for my lunch mainly.
>>586432972That's DandyDNA. He's pretty good. Also one of the only people to actually correctly characterize Ashleyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9Sj9xLf54
My nsfw leys go in the sexiley foolder
I miss slow /calg/
For me, it's NSFW leyley's
>>586433508It'll return in a few days.
>>586433535Bunnycleaver sucks and you suck for liking it.
I have so many Ashley images in my NSFW folder I would probably need to goon nonstop for a decade to get through them all.
>>586433640>BunnycleaverNot sure what that means, but I'm talking about sexual thoughts about Leyley (9)
>>586433785That's exactly what it means. You suck.
>>5864337854chan safe edgy.
>>586433869Hey! That's not very nice
>>586434087I'm not moralfagging it's just a shit pairing.
>>586434160To be desu man, it's not really a pairing thing. It's just Leyley I'm into.
>>586433785
>>586434385Shippers are genuinely subhuman.
>>586434385Oh, so this is where the insane shipper language comes from
>>586434385What's funny is that I've seen this before, but idk it just never sticks in my head. I just go with the ages, especially since the age range of "Flannel" and "Princess" feels so wide
>>586432589They all seem to amount the same thing where they get overly upset at the game being humorous with its incest themes while not understanding the abuse dynamic, or just not liking it because it's icky and gross
>>586434385Teendrew needs a hug.
>>586434709It's always interesting seeing the type of person who cannot conceptualize the idea of a work not necessarily being a moral declaration from its creator, because it's also the kind of person who cannot enjoy a work independent of its moral messaging.
>>586434385Ship Tierlist best to worst>CleaverChoker(Andrew x Ashley)>FlannelPrincess(Teendrew x Teenley)>BunnyRabbit(Andy x Leyley)>FlannelChoker(Teendrew x Ashley)>CleaverPrincess(Andrew x Teenley)>RabbitPrincess(Andy x Teenley)>RabbitChoker(Andy x Ashley)>FlannelBunny(Teendrew x Leyley)>BunnyCleaver(Leyley x Andrew)This is objective fact.
>>586435126No, the tierlist is:>Andrew x AshleyThere is nothing else.
Why do Andrew and Ashley need a ship for? They're not pirat-
It's time for hussy thoughts
>Andrew had Julia more times than he countAndrew is a sex machine.
>>586435812Or really bad at math.
>>586435295>Andrew and Ashley need a ship forAU where Andrew and Ashley become pirates and throw hussoids overboard.
>>586433508
What if Ashley got Andrew pregnant? You read that right.
Bring slow /calg/ back.
>>586434893I think it will be interesting to see when zoomers replace most millenials in the wider entertainment industry since they seem to either be hyper sensitive to how people perceive their morals, or they give no damn about how their digital footprint effects them and openly embrace degeneracy. Either way, Julia will still be alive by then
>>586435280Teendrew x Teenley is cute though.
Atleast fast /calg/ has discussion instead of:>I love Ashley!>I concur>I love Julia!>Fucking reeee>I love Ashley!>I concur>I'm literally Andrew>*Ignored*
>>586436259>>I love Ashley!>>I concur
>>586436137>Either way, Julia will still be alive by thenFact check: TRUE!!!!!!
>>586436380Nothing wrong with that, it's a good position, but it's kind of tilting that it makes up half the posts in slow /calg/
>>586436237That's still just Andrew and Ashley.>>586436339HONKA HONKA SISTER TITS WOWZA
>>586435126I should also mention that any pairing not on this list is shit tier as it doesn't include both the siblings, this does obviously include Milfley and Wren btw
>>586436472It probably doesn't help that whenever anyone tries to engage in some kind of discussion there's always one or two people waiting in the wings to kick them back on the plantation.
>>586436380Absolutely based and true.
>>586389826>No more tediously replaying content just to get to the new scenes.please god
>>586436259>>I love Julia!I say this
>>586435812Or her really didn't bother counting because that's kind of weird.
>>586436918There is literally nothing tedious about getting to play the game again
>>586436918>deltatrune
>>586436259>>I love Ashley!>>I concur>>I'm literally Andrew
>>586425379female rape fantasy novels are pretty common place I don't know why fags are discovering this just now with this game
>>586432589Very surprised to see the bad reaction at video essays here. I didn't know /calg/ was this based. But yeah video essays tend to be fucking shit. Unironically I've read more well-thought posts on 4chan and write-ups made by anons than in video essays. And I'm pretty sure a lot of these video essays just steal content from 4chan anyway.
>>586436380>Ashley posters reunite>Quality of the thread goes immediately upThis is how it feels to be the top dog.
>>586437724>I didn't know /calg/ was this basedHow? I've seen a ton of based takes here.
>>586438219/calg/ sometimes turns into /soc/and when is too slow the schizos take over and is not a good look still better than other generals
The chapter ends with Andrew giving Julia money for tuition.
>>586438420I see very little /soc/ nowadays, and I've always believed schizos rule medium-slow /calg/. Slow /calg/ has too much downtime to let the mentally unwell get a genuine foothold.
>>586437971That's because Ashley carries this board and this game
>>586439598It's so sad that Six Eyes took one of her eyes to ascend to Seven Eyes. Glad she's still chipper about the whole thing.
>>586439478Unironic truke, because Ashley was likely the on-ramp for the bulk of the male fanbase.
>>586439478TRVKE. Survivors: None.
>>586438420What is /soc/ like I've never used it?
>>586425379Uh oh melty
>>586442861Burzumshley, my beloved
>>586442861yikes
>>586443012>yikesReddit is down the hall and to the left.
>I make several posts>nobody cares>nemlei posts once>thread goes nuclear and we roar through several threads in a dayOh I see how it is
Is incest a sex offence? Like if you get convicted of incest, do you have to go door to door in your new neighborhood after a move and tell everyone? What would you even say if your situation was similar to Andrew and Ashley's? You introduce yourself to the people that live there, tell them you're a sex offender because you had consensual sex with your smoking hot sister as adults? That's going to sound like bragging more than anything.
>>586443081medicate
>>586443097>literal who potentially schizophrenic fan theories>against the literal creator of the game making new content
Ashley Ashley Ashley I'm sick of Ashley
>>586443097Don't forget the teachings of Douglas-sama.
>>586443182>Is incest a sex offenceOnly if you're caught. So hopefully your sister isn't an exhibitionist or you might be screwed.
>>586438420/soc/ was only ever an issue in the several months after Episode 2. Most of the freaks into that fucked off to discord and thankfully had the basic courtesy to wall themselves off there without spilling their faggotry back here.
>>586443097
Ashley Ashley Ashley I'm never sick of Ashley
>>586443318t. no one>>586443487t. everyone
>>586443182Depends on the jurisdiction, duh. You're not going to get put on the sex offender registry in places where incest is legal.
We already have fanart of them fucking in Julia's roomhttps://x.com/PhuongHoa189/status/2116941318446588323/photo/1forgot to attach image
https://x.com/Sup_ori/status/2116989528804413837/photo/1
>>586444096We really got rapist Andrew before GTA 6
https://x.com/valI1en/status/2117006949275615458/photo/1
>>586444185rapist is his default state if you think about it.
the way you guys dickscribe andrew makes me feel like im playing a different game he’s not innocent but i fee you assign more conscious maliciousness to him than i ever felt dickpicted in the game and also makes ashley seem overly innocent and agencylesslike you guys make him seem dickvoid of simpathetic traits entirely which makes the game writing seme weaker than it is
>>586444541cool story
>>586444515And we love him for it.
>I need Ashley's pussy NAO
>>586443182That's a big builtdrew, she must be very happy
>>586443182Consensual sex between adults seems like such an insane thing to prosecute when they permit the rest
https://x.com/artofjet1/status/2116914630593524216/photo/1
>>586444679But we don't own a cat...
>>586444541>dickvoid I chuckled
>>586444880Please stop. I'm trying to so NNN... and seeing Ashley likes this makes me want to destroy my brock again.
>>586445006I'm already blown my load twice.
https://x.com/mismispink/status/2116919192737943966/photo/1
https://x.com/Sole111224/status/2116972154046628210/photo/1
>>586445280How is there a new daily Ashley drawing? It's honestly incredible how often this game gets art.
>>586445006>Please stopNo.
>>586444880Get that rabbit out the way, I'm trying to see ASS
>>586445006It's not a brock if its not for your sister
Gotta love sass
>>586445619But I'm literally Andrew
>>586445868NO, I'M ANDREW!
>>586445391>How is there a new daily Ashley drawing? It's honestly incredible how often this game gets art.It's not exactly a mystery.>Cute girl. People like cute girls.>Incest. One of the biggest romantic fiction and porn genres. Classic sweetheart of the internet.It's that shrimple. Coffin isn't niche any more.
>>586445940Who the fuck are you!?
makes u think
>>586425379OH I FUCKING WONDER WHY
>>586446076Pink and green? Nemlei is a hack
>>586445868>>586445940This is awkward because I'm Andrew too.
>>586445868>>586445940>>586446064>>586446238We are Andrew Graves, we carry the flame something something sister pussy
>>586446076Ah yes, the original petite sass queen.
>>586446076Kirino? a SHITAlso someone should edit the Coffin title screen onto the laptop
>>586446502That mark on her butt looks like...
>>586446859A bruise.
>>586446178>a zoomer cant comprehend the concept of an infantilized adult The irony is off the charts.
>>586446928From my (not Andrew's) Penis.
>>586447260I guess two inches can still leave a bruise if you hump hard enough.
>>586446178There's a lot of funny stuff about that video. Imagine playing the media literacy card to shit on coomers and haters (granted they deserve it) but not understanding the kino of the siblings' love for each other being redemptive instead of shocking. Instead he thinks it's somehow failing to be horrifying and funny at the same time. This dude didn't even play through Decay, he says it doesn't even fully commit to the romance. Shameful display.Him calling it "the Deltarune of incest" was pretty funny though.
>>586447895>"the Deltarune of incest"What's the Citizen Kane of incest?
