Previous: >>586392786New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg 11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
MARVELOUS
>>586408380only the best for friends of salt
Leave that stuff in last thread please and thank you Umamusume
Not gonna lieClub/fan autism has become SO annoying to me that the off topic /soc/ debate at the end of last thread somehow felt better
Digitan LOVE
You know, gentlemen, this Torena here, he married a whore. Used to run with us. We all had Curren, but he married her! And you know, that makes him a better man than us.
>back in my daybut you don't even make good posts like back in your day
ryan LOVE
Gweetings
>>586408594Shut up Tyler
kill literally everyone who disagrees with me in any way, shape or form and leave.
Yae
>>586408672ok
>>586408805speak up
>>586408765
dogshit poo borrows award
modern women are selfish, manipulative, apathetic, and think having shitty office jobs where they watch tiktok for 8 out of their 9 wagie hours is empowering umas are honest, simple minded, and get excited over minimal things just like real horses a jobber uma who didn't win a single race despite running for years will always be a better match than any high status foid reaching a 3 digits bodycount
>>586408345i love marvellous big fat shortstack tiddies
>>586408891
ButtSweat needs just one sweat inhaler to be 30/30. Join best b+ club now! Apply with /uma/ in profile or post torenah id here. No quotas!
it's incredibly unprofessional for your trainee to refer to you as anything other than "Trainer." If she does this she needs to be reprimanded, and if you are allowing it you should also be reprimanded
>>586409026This is the only good falco image
>>586408912uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh VIDEO GAMES?uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HORSE RACING?uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SEX HAVERS OUR RESPONSE!?
>>586409026should she still call me torena even after we're married and she stopped running years ago?
>>586408652Hey
>>586408765no!
>>586408345Marvelous Sunday to you all fellow anons.This week has been hectic to me, but next week we will hold Marvelous Sunday Derby again.Hopefully, everyone can join.Have a good week!MARVELOUS!!!
>>586409219yay
>raised quota on a dead month4 and I quit out of spite
Looper looking for club. All I do is loop, ask for shoes and occasionally make some aces.591 640 631 588>>586409016Oh hello.
>>586409219Hope it was a nice week despite being hectic, anon!
>>586409267>7heaven's bless
>>586409102Yeah yeah whatever you say anon.I want to rape Dober.
>>586409267>7You live out of love and faithfulness in Shiraoki-sama
>>586409267>7You're here forever!
OK IM STARTING I WAS BUSY BORROWS DONE TOO THIS SWEEP WILL HAVE TO DO WHOOPS AND HELLO!!!!!!! AND WHY IS SHE LOOKING LIKE THAT
>>586409219nice, looking forward to it! have a marvelous week gwocho!
>>586408759What im staring at:
>>586408912>modern women are selfish, manipulative, apathetic, and think having shitty office jobs where they watch tiktok for 8 out of their 9 wagie hours is empoweringIt is empowering, lol. Women are literally a minor nobility in modern society. All because men are stupid and don't understand that no one will ever love you because you keep praising them, helping and them and trying to appease them in generally.>selfish, manipulative, apatheticBetter than being stupid, susceptible to manipulation and passionate about someone who doesn't care about you.
HOLY SHIT DANCHOU DID IT LOOK HOW MANY FUCKERS GOT KICKED
>>586409016>buttsweat>image of an ass that won't have any accumulated sweat particles in the airfalse advertising
nyoooooooooooooooo
The heck are we supposed to do after cm22, there's like 10 dead days.
>>586408076If you're the danchou, I gave you a follow so you can invite me whenever a spot opens up
I want to six seven Mejiro Palmer's ass.
>>586409283Sent invite
>>586409421Funny thing is that modern Woman (femnazis, not real woman) want a bad ass rich mega mind that rapes them everywhereAND YET they also caused men to become cucked beta males, just look at zoomer as a whole, it's hilariousThe coming decade will be so fucking funny
>>586409479>>586409267>7No escape
why is there an actual foid replying to shitpost in a serious manner
yaaaaaas betch
>>586409493Drama recollection! We reminisce about the highs and lows of drama during Grand Live
>>586409493Prepare parents for cm23 because that one will arrive right after the ramonu free pulls or even while we are still getting them, so you won't have enough time to rely on borrows for your ace runs.
>>586409620Anon...there are no women in this thread
>>586409439We had this conversation, you can get put of the water sweaty
>>586409409>ribs not showing through the skinthat's how you know this was edited.
>>586409267Just flatline and danchou will solve the problem for you
yurrrrr
dancho..... all the other clubs are snagging 100+ mil recruits.....do something....
>>586409026But we are partners in crime
>>586409430I'm still here
>>586409267>quotashant be me
>>586409694There is a foid in my club, I JUST KNOW IT
>>586408912me at top left
>>586409663Curren claws typed this post
>>586409845I would like to join mambo but no recrut t.200 mil,
This month is flatliner month,
>>586409026But I like being a puppy!
I cant believe I wasted 30k carats on her
>>586409960Yes yes anon, I'm sure there's foids everywhere.You're right, you'll find her eventually.
>>586409960trannies aren't women. they're just mentally ill no matter how much they pretend to be one online
the rapening
>>586410051I wasted $100
Good night friends!!
>>586409791She is so cute and retarded I cant
>>586409026Umas are anything but professional
What youtubers do (You) guys recommend for uma info?
>>586409694>>586409960The way some of my clubmates type in chat makes think they're either a women or a gay man, most likely the latter
>>586410124Night
>>586410234Seriru, he makes 5 minutes videos which contain all the info you need. if you see some dude who makes a 50 minutes yapfest saying nothing you should always avoid him
>>586410240>through window of courseesls should be banned from the internet
Does Still in Love actually love (You) or is it just the demon possessing her or whatever
I have 3 people in my club with foid names... and I don't think they're trannies
>>586410240She would be pregnant within seconds
>>586410318>celebrating a clean, victimless rapening
>>586410416Mambwo...
>>586410072Why do you never queue at reset
>>586410463I do that with him
>>586410404Both
>>586409101Wrong
>the early best performing/popular style in haku is FR copa with 2 debuffs>soon people will realize end is the actual better style for the track because of the last straight and they will start eating Fronts>Fronts will be forced to run another front or runaway to stretch the lobby>stretching the lobby make ny urara unique better, using runaway guarantees it turning into a carryover>the cm favor end>the haku data show front copa is popular, strats that help her win, will favor ny urara also>Just slotting end ny urara in your team you force more than half of the strats actually favors your teamWhy are you not planning to run ulala in the next dirt cm anon?
It's comfy being in a full club with carats in my pocket watching all this turn of month entertainment
>>586410504trying to dodge tryhards of course
why did witgod spend an entire fucking year shilling this card
>>586410404Without Crimson she is just a girl who is Still In Love
>>586410404She is a vampire and an uma and in love with (you)(schizophrenic obsession). To summarise: best girl.
>>586410649>can pick left handed or right handedthat's so OP
>>586410146she's so fucking ugly but in an endearing way. I want to throw her a dog treat and make her fetch.
>>586410649left handed can be get from rob roy
>>586410649you NEED left handed bwo it doesn't matter if it has the same stats as sweepy SR
>>586410649it's still a good card
>>586410649free green for fronts for every cm. its a nice card for that very specific purpose but it gets too hard to slot in
new kita art
>>586410649this card single handedly carried him for AT LEAST 10 cms.
what if Ardan is 1000x cuter than usual?
you got games on your phone?
>tranny hagyuck ogre
>>586410234Honestman is a lightbirb spinoff with 90% less filler, just the essentials for the next cm
>>586410882Mating press.Needs bigger tits though.
>>586410930I got 6, including porn games.
>>586410568I dont wanna mutate Ulala to end tho
>>586409151hello there!
>>586410649he plays on japan server thus zero foresight. he shouted from the mountains how speed zrr was going to be an amazing card, MLB'd it, and still feels like he has to justify it years later.
BWOS I CAN'T BELIEVE THA
who the fuck is that behind oguriwhy are they letting umamusume B into umayuru
>>586410649The holy trinity of "witgod will never shut up about this">1. zenno rob roy speed>2. Pace promote pasa in every fucking CM in the game>3. shitting on late surgers
18/20 not baddddddd
>>586410649this one and his oshi being pasa and pace promoting her, he loves shilling both
>>586411146>he can't
>>586411223pasa is his wife, let the man do his thing
>>586411229>queued during shitter hours again award
>>586411019she is end B gwo...
>>586411390I GUESS
>xis can't comprehend ppl have lives outside of this game
I qualified!!!
>>586411223did he ever confirmed pasa is his oshi? or is this assumed?
Is "witgod" an eceleb?
>>586410783Many are saying this for some reason but I genuinely like her face and that she is flat on both sides, she is extremely attractive for me. Paired with her personality I just GUHed for the majority of beginning of new era. Maybe i am really into tomboys
>>586408345First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.Quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.We're pretty chill, just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career. If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>586411265You just know she's running like an idiot
>>586411589shes literally just ryoko matoi, personality wise
>>586408345Saggy Sunday
>>586411178her tits aint that gigantic, but i wish they were
kino
>>586411589Pokke has literally zero sex appeal like it is insane
>>586411517gwo we have a newcutie bringing a dirt G mile E uma to cm22 surely you can handle end B
>>586411550bro you're here all day at least admit you always queue during shitter hours nothing wrong with that
>>586411754But I got Nattie MLB and lb1ruby in my deck...
>liek like liketalk, LIKE, a normal human being, like, ya'll sound, LIKE, a retard.
>>586411730I wish I were 'donna and that someone would propose to me
>>586411582yes newdacchi, he's /ourguy/
>>586411912I would propose to you, but you're not Donna.
>>586411884"running like an idiot" is a correct and normal way to talk though?
>>586411912YWNBAU
>>586411884I'm from California I'm like allowed to talk like that
>>586411589I was being hyperbolic, the bitch is obviously very fucking cute. I'd give up a LOT of things to get my hands on pokkute. I love flatties so she's already very appealing to me but her dumbass personality makes me see her as more cute than fuckable. I want to nibble on her tiny ass ears.
>>586411884>ya'll
>>586410234Seriru. Lightbirb has good mathematical analysis but yaps too much, so I just watch his overview video at 2x speed and then do theory crafting on my own.
>weirdo is still replying to me
>>586412123just take the L freak
>>586411884>bro is allergic to similes
>>586411983Normal people, LIKE, don't say, LIKE, constantly to, LIKE, fill an empty gap between their empty thoughts, like.It makes you sound like a mongoloid, especially when doing it in TEXT.You're not a badass texan cowboy, stop being YA'LL YURRYou are, however, mentally stunted, for writing "like" every two seconds, thinking that it's a normal way to WRITE.
>>586411728I would crank immediately
>>586410362seriru borderlines on disinfo sometimessee: xogger inherit
I completed a bingo card in only 12 spins
>>586412123Just eat something sweet and you'll be happy again
>>586412261like, whatever dood
>>586412283UMAZING!
>>586412261As someone to has done interviews and transcribed them, people DO have filler words, whether it be "umm" or "like" or "kinda".Record yourself having a casual conversation and you'll realize people do talk like that.
>>586412261yurr
We lowkey need another mummy alt.
BWOS WHY ARE ALL THE CLUBS LOSING MEMBERS
>which way western man?>a 5min video that does not waste your time, filled with false info?>or a 30min+ long adventure that WILL waste your time AND throw false info at you?>>586412158i would still like fuck the shit out of her
>>586411912Post your cutest donna
>>586412445EoS broddah, what's the point anymore
>>586411621>even B+ club has a quotaMambodancho...
>>586412513me and him.
>>586412261uh... bwo, you gotta clam down. i dunno who you think you're talking to with that tone but i'll, literally, anally probe you.
>>586412261>Normal people, LIKE, don't say, LIKE, constantly to, LIKE, fill an empty gap between their empty thoughtsHave you ever listened to normalfags communicate?
>>586412545>EoSbut September already ended a month ago? This was EoO
>>586412513sssssssssex
>>586412513I need this I FUCKING NEED THIS I seriously need Tosen Jordan in my life
>>586412585that isnt something to be proud of, quotas are shit
>>586412665
>>586411728words by the clinically insane
GOD D*MN I LOVE SPRINT!!!!!!!!!
>>586412261w*men do this,like, all the time
>>586412513wdyd in this situation if you get a boner
>>586412585We have to see how far we can take it without any quota
>>586412665*smooches you*>>586412891let time flow, not like I can stop it (easily) or make her not notice
>>586412665>september ends>nobody wakes me up
Umatubers gassed the masses into making the lobbies pace heavy. Lates are eating them for lunch.
>>586412891>if
>>586412106>pokkute
>>586411884>>586412261Have you considered this place is to have fun, and therefore grammar isn't to be taken seriously? Same as anything posted here?Or perhaps you getting this mad means you're miserably, autistic, or both? Liek heckin cringerino yo
>>586412891as a bottom that's just a compliment and if anything you wanna ride it right there so I hope guys don't actually hold back during those moments of course there's a place and time but it'll create tension for after your uma musume training sessions I LOVE MEN!!!!!!!!!
>>586410014DANCHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>586411798he does all that just to lose the plat
Fine Motion is uglier than Shakur
>>586413000> in a 6+ pace lobby late surgers doing anything Lmao even
>open game>don't hit an acceptable number of Ignite wit, RSS, DD, PP, GW, FR, MD, PTO, THH>queue new clank>close gameone day in year 6 of umamusume I will be a front player.
>>586410568i dont have ny urara
>he replied to himself>"what an ick..."
>>586413171>team class 6why does this matter?
>>586413171This is your chance boys to learn the secrets of ZRR speed and front Pasa.
>>586413171Is there a reason faggots would obsess themselves with anything other than fan count, whats even the point of requiring TT class 6
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586413171>Team Class 6How and why is this relevant for the club??
>>586413350TT
>>586413171>even witgawd has stricter quota than mambo
>>586413171danchou gomen...but I am leaving to join @WG
>all of these shitters who are 5.5lmao
>>586413102no one says this?
>>586413171hell yeahfuck class5keks
>>586413397Yeah, why does that matter for a club?
>>586408345Umatism (340664759) is recruiting 3 members>B+ casual club>no quota, trade shoes>free range umasReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game
I dont know why TT class 6 is imporant. I just wanted to post it here to share it
>>586413350>>586413384someone can correct me but TT gives fans, a small amount but they do, and TT 6 should give the mostother than that it sounds pretty sweaty
>>586412927>318 in September >495 in OctoberIt's already too late for that. The Mambogeddon is preventable if we do a quota.
>>586413532who knowsmaybe he doesn't want lurkers but people who play the game
you don't play the game if you're 5.5 lol sorry to say
being class 5.5 translates to better CM performance thoughbeit
>>5864131715.5keks obliteratedyou weren't good enough for the witgod
>>586413548tf is she so jolly about?
>>586413571Bro they wont be a quota. Mambochou said nothings gonna happen unless there is a danger to drop out A class.
Slay the Spire is a fun game
>>586413552>TT6 gives fansOkay... but why would that matter when you're making the quota? There is zero reasons to give a shit about your Team RankMakes me wonder how he would react to me applying, with 100+ fans and class 5.5.
>>586413552its approximately 4100-4600/run, meaning 46,000 per day unless you spam jellies, or about 1.3-1.6 million extra per month, which is negligible unless you're mambo, in which case its the difference between a and a+
>>586409534i say thisAlso six seven her boobs too!
Why is everybody, like, so angry and mean today? Like...take it easy...
>>586413637Seiun would say this while being 5.5 herself
>>586408345>>586393774Looks like we made it back pretty late. Maybe the night doesn't have to end, but I gotta ask you something,Honsefun (A rank club with no quota) needs a new club member to chill with them, Do you know someone who>likes to loopa>trade shoes>and doesn't neglect their poor umasclub id is 726020150, if you know or ARE that guy, send an application in game with /uma/ in your bio
>>586413626I should try horse milk.
>>586413829Ya'll should KILL YOURSELVES, like, RIGHT NOW!
>>586412927we wouldnt be in danger of deranking if the B+ bottom earners were replacedbut dancho aint doing that either
>>586413718better CM performance = less fan output
>>586412513*chair clattering*
>>586413749Onsen is nice
>FM>retard post
>>586413171fucking finallygoodbye Mambo
>Whorren>Tranny post
>>586413935Be a man and tell him that in chat. Its still early enough to leave, if you dont like his answer. Posting here about it wont do anything. I doubt he posts here much anyway
>>586413930Taiki would never say this
>>586414084let me help you
>>586414245Yurr she would
>>586414215Mambochou is literally /uma/ shitposter #1
>>586413763>just did a run and I got 4500 and im on class 5?
>>586414335Please stop posting Jordan, it's hurting me
is christmas scarlet a good parent to front loop with? I have seiun and kita white but debating replacing summer maru for scarlet
yosh yaruho ho hee hooooo
>>586414335Guess her iq
>>586414331Big if true. Orenjis are behind every conspiracy
>>586414520higher than yours
I think you should be nicer to mambo
>>586414520
>>586414331this is unironically true
>>586414479Loopa or an actual parent?
>>586414485get out of here jack frost
>>586412891Tuck it harder than a chinese cosplayer would, if my legs even twitch that filly is getting a jumpscare and I'm getting a promotion to either unemployed or registered sex offender
>>586414415i never said it was class locked, i just said that you get fans
>>586414592fuck mambo
Why don't we have a Teio club
>>586414646front loopa
>>586412283I got one in 9 2 days ago
Who among the gyaru squad would make the best wife? Who would be the best cook? Who would want the most kids?
>>586414462
BWOS WHY ARE WE ALWAYS FIGHTAN? WHY CAN'T BE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
>>586414592You can just ask if you want nosebleed pics
>>586414656both promotions are a clear win in my bookone means I have a lot more free time to gaym and jerk off to umathe other shows woman that I mean business
>>586414680Like for real?
>>586414681We almost had a Teio club (if you know you know)
MAMBROSSPEAK TO USPLEASE DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT, I KNOW A LOOKS ENTICING, BUT ITS NOT, STAY HERE IN A+ PLEASE
>>586414639
>>586412535it depends on what you're going for but I like this one all-around
>>586414779Please...
>>586414754She's ok, golden Firm Resolve is really nice because of its limited distribution for FR atm, but she is a tiarasissy which hurts your affinity in most case uses.
>5/5>4/5>2/5 because i faced a hyperwhale with a full MLB gacha SSR deck three times in a rowwhat's the casino in this CM, the track or the matchmaking
>>586414978yes
>>586414754I would use her to introduce firm resolve into the loop and then drop her for someone capable of running dirt races
>>586414978retard
Why do we have so many freaks here that wish they were umas so a man would fuck them
yes, curren DOES have allat
>>586414215an officer asked him if he was gonna kick anyone and he got ignored i doubt he's gonna listen to me either
>>586415068Because it would feel really really really good to get manhandled by trainer and watch him desperately suck on my nipples while he's getting close
>>586414919cute
>>586414897You know, A-rank looks might comfy from the edge of A+
>>5864150684chan has always been like thatmoot is gay you know
die whore no one asked plus I feel better and you're larping.
>>586415232I did nothing and I'm all out of ideas
>>586415068notice how ALL gacha threads always become porn dumps full of BBC? same shit with trannies
I genuinely dislike that image of rudolph being slapped
>>586415262I'd do that
>>586414758Impressive!
>>586414681I'd rape all the teiobrats all day
>>586414897KEK
don't care, kick rocks
Time to kick back and chowdown
>>586414808fuck you
I thought there was only the web shop, but it's in-game as wellI guess the monthly is good, the rookie packs?Anniversary packs are next, but I guess there aren't any as it's not annithe webstore doesn't have the packs, only carats, though the 10.00 usd for 10 rolls was good I guessis there any discount or points or something? I guess it's still cheaper than using jewgle, but if the latter can use points to discount packs, I might need to check that
>>586415203Never post that again
Need Cesario nonny to drain me
>>586414390pizza umanko
>>586415359There's not really bbc posting here just a lot of trannies
sex with hags
>>586415405i hate it too, im not even a troona fan and it just feels so sad
>>586415232Nobody broke any rules and thus nobody got kicked. If you wanna open that can again, be my guest. All he said is we should do or runs or he will cry and so will I___.
why isn't mambo recruiting
>>586415328>This, SUAVE motherfucker>Gay
>>586415068>Why did this male dominated space with an INCREDIBLE moderation pick up an attention whoring homosexual that keeps receiving attention instead of mass reportswho knows, really
>>586415570play the game first instead of thinking what to buy to trap you in with sunk cost
more ardan porn webm when
>>586415571It'll be the first thing I post next thread
>>586415653It's clearly more than one person
>>586415652I hate this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>586415586Point is that trannies and BBC lovers are the same audienceBoth are failed beta males, which 4chan is full of, gacha even more so>>586415754>CLEARLY more than one faggotnice proof
sighhhh...
*Encroaches ur shadow*
>>586415405Oh but I'm sure you don't have anything to say when that picture of Dantsu Flame getting abused is posted.
why are you like this
This gives me some hope but a mere 60% winrate at 3/3/4/2 in the first group stage doesn't bode well for getting into A finalsI'm gonna try for some better ZRR before the finals hopefully
did 2mama left dacchis or..?
>>586415835Do you really think the Gentildonna and Still In Love poster are the same person?
>>586415853i havent seen that one, nodantsu isnt very popular here outside of the occasional huge titty art
>>586415118she sure is
Cockroaching Shadow
>>586412149kafe sexo!!!
>>586415893lmao that fat-titted nerd isn't winning anything
>>586415937I don't care, or think about avatar faggots
>>586415912Yeppers
>>586415912You know you can check that for yourself, right?
>>586415586>bro missed all the kumiyabe cuck posts
>>586415812need Biwa wife
>>586415754>fags>people
>>586415645did anyone get b& for breaking rules or leave?no?then that's why
>>586415945
I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
PLEASE fuck my trainee
>>586416156i dislike that image too
>>586416154I'm asking why hasn't anyone left
>>586415870You should know better than running optional miles
>>586415695I'm a 30 days old toreina.Why do I have to open the browser to see what the fuck is in these packs, and it's also optimized for mobile only, what dogshit design.Anyways, as expected, they're kinda good? Well, I'm getting rookie C as I need SSR cards, given I was told I must save for some wit king card later on, but this mean I'm a bit limited during career. I'll just buy all 3 plus the daily. My time with Bakushin alone made it worth it.Rookie A - https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/product?v=1.35.3&r=10008400&m=3001&p=4Rookie B - https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/product?v=1.35.3&r=10008400&m=3002&p=4Rookie C - https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/product?v=1.35.3&r=10008400&m=3003&p=4Daily - https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/product?v=1.35.3&r=10008400&m=16&p=4
>>586415652>he doesn't know
the strongest mare
>>586416258it was a dead turn at full energy......
Never forget that dirt girls are built differently.
Azuma...
>>586414897good pic
>>586415068some man needs some fun, nothing wrong with it.
>>586416243Someone left (by his choice) and the slot was filled within 30min after reset
>>586416278word of the wise, if you're gonna drop money, wait until the 2nd anni, carats are discounted. not the start packs mind you, but other packs
>>586416074>du bist meiner...TECHNICALLY correct... but it sounds weirdly "slangy", when it should be "du bist mein...">>586416315Back then pretending to be a girl, the way he is currently, was funny, quirky and self assured.Today it's done by failed beta males (speed runner) that can't get a girlfriend, which even he managed to do.
>>586415636But like the last time someone was kicked it was a 35mil earner and he wasn't breaking any (((rules))) either so i thought there was an expectation of some sort of earning. what gives???
>New month>He's still here>I have to choose between leaving an otherwise comfy club or bear with this faggot blogposting for yet another month.
>finally great sparks>accidentally picked the wrong oneFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>586416476prove you're in the club or you're just making stuff up
Which Rudolf getting slapped picture are you all talking about
>>586416476thin skinned retard just ignore it
they should ban wide-shaped so wide swings like this doesn't happen
>>586416476Autis/uma/bwo...
>>586416476***** or *?
>>586416459I dont remember, maybe he flatlined too much prior or something.
>>586416476leak the chat logs dacchi
>>586416278>and it's also optimized for mobile only, what dogshit design.Le mobage is... le designed for mobile???
>>586416476it isnt called uma&rp for nothing
>>586416476Who are you talking about?
>>586416476>spe>vague postingdie
>>586415574hit me up on myspace
>>586416612* doesn't blogpost
I am sick I need Uma who can nurse me to health thank you
>>586416476>blogs about ityou're just as bad, faggot
>>586413857Better. Not significantly so, but better.
>>586416586>ban wide-shapedThat's like half the strategy for late surgers
>>586416278>Well, I'm getting rookie C as I need SSR cards>cards (plural)Youre paying 21 bucks for a single copy of a random card that will suck ass because it needs to be MLB (5 total copies). Keep that in mind
>>586416572
>>586416686
dantsu no pantsu
Last chance
>>586416686Flashu
Are we posting umas getting slapped?
>>586416553
WHY DID THAT POST GET SO MANY REPLIES ARE WE THAT STARVED FOR DRAMA
3-4-4-5, pretty surprising performance given Machan only procced her unique at all 60% of the time.
>>586416612***** doesn't blogpost
>>586416842I just want to see the Rudolf one but that's also fine
>>586416826last chance for what? everyone already got rate up with free rolls
Reminder that JBC races are on the 3rdRace card for JPN3 JBC 2-Year-Old YushunThis is a rather new race, run only since 2020. The only uma to win it for now is:>Forever Young (2023)
>>586416842i prefer the earlier panel where spe has a huge bbw belly
>>586414761Palma because she larps as gyaru and is actually all that you mentioned
>>586416459You want the real answer? K****o was a new recruit so he got booted ez pz. He doesnt want to kick the current bottoms because they've been in the club for 5+ months
>>586416893tyler has no reason to blogpost
>>586416995
>>586416892>deboofer in sprintkinoI hate youbitch
>>586414761Palmer, easily. As the other anon said, she pretends to be a Gyaru, but is probably educated and civilized, resulting in the potential for a great wife and mother.
>>586417007umalnourished...
>>586416278Dont buy the support packs. Those are dogshit and a single SSR wont do you any good. The uma banners can be better, if you have very few umas in that banner. Check out how many you have and calculate the chance of a dupe for yourself. So you should save for one more.month to ramou wit. That will ease a lot deck problems you have.
>>586416950Next is JPN1 JBC Ladies' ClassicNo winner of this race in uma yet
>>586416740>randomwait, it isn't a selector? I had also forgotten I need to mlb them, guess I'll just get the daily then...>>586416412I didn't plan to buy carats, just the rookie packs, but given they won't help as I need to mlb support cards, I'm reconsidering
>>586416476just kick him to the curb like /uma/club did, V's pet danchode will once again kick someone to make space for him
>>586414761palmer>city>jordan=helios
umigger is a blogposting jobber who cares
>>586414761Palmergold city would be 100% the worst
>>586414761Palmer is a good girl with good manners
>>586417268I post here daily, and I have no idea who you're even referring to.
>>586416892The 5 ticket>>586417107I only just got my aces a day ago, give me a break
>>586417175Yeah, I forgot I need mlb, support cards pack will likely wait then>The uma banners can be better, if you have very few umas in that bannerwait, uma needs mlb as well?
>>586417191Next is JPN1 JBC SprintUma that won this race:>Espoir City (2013)
>>586416156I actually like this one
smart falcon is so intelligent
>>586417416
>>586414761jordan is retarded but you can probably tard wrangle her into a good wifehelios is retarded but her brain is literally fried and there's no wei to fix her and she's also gaycity is just shittyeasy sweep for pama
>>586414761Here is a better question: Who among the gyaru squad has the nicest ass? Not the biggest, the nicest. Whose got the ass that draws eyes? Whose got the ass that makes a Trainer consider inviting the wrath of Tazuna?
>>586417425Next is JPN1 JBC ClassicUma that won this race:>Smart Falcon (2010,2011)>Wonder Acute (2012)>Hokko Tarumae (2013)>Copano Rickey (2014,2015)
>>586416325Was your speed and wit facility level 5?
>>58641752815 trillion fans are saying this
>>586417205The selectors you get dont show up until 2nd anni so wait until then if you want to buhi like the guy told you
>>586417380Nah one copy is all you need, but I mean are the odds of getting a dupe. For example I bought the bracket C uma banner, but before I did I checked how many trainees I already have and divided it against the total 3* uma pool. There was a 20% I could get a dupe on my guarenteed SSR uma. I took that chance and got Festa, which was not a dupe. You get what I mean?
>Dude just as danchud to kick your ass out so you can join another club instantly>danchud hasn't logged in today at all
>>586417436kys
>>586417552
shop reset in 15 minutes, surely I can finally 3LB creek>>586417779humiliation ritual
so who cares that the men from above came it's just that we need to relax some take notes !!
>>586417658my heroes...
>>586417853
>>586414761Gold City and I won't even let her take a week off from being pregnant
Helios soon
>>586414761Yanko
>>586417779You are stuck here with us, excelumabwoYou'll never leave
Stop posting the deutsche pferd!
>>586418394She still needs to be the best horse and stop jobbing
>>586418426I want to milk that cow
Will Uma&Co take an ExcelUma flatliner as a payment for the danchou cup victory?
Yankomanko will get squeezed one more time with a back to back to back Saudi Cup win
Drama?
>>586418484
Any end closer cheeky tenners?
Gute Nacht
I clicked Light Hello over 20 times during career and not only she failed to show up before new year, she only gave me fucking bonus points ONCE. I tried to keep my cool in front of trainee but you better fucking know that when we get home Im going to tie you up, SPANK YOUR BUTT FOR HOURS until you cant sit and then FUCK YOUR UMANKO FOR HOURS until you can’t walk and you better fucking be there at the morning practice tomorrow because if you’re not today’s evening will feel like a morning breeze when I come back
>>586415617
>got a 3 star blue spark but worthless pink spark, 1 star unique spark, and none of the vital white skill spark award
>Leave club>Never interacted much with it>Therefore always chill and months went by>Left for something better>Now I feel slightly melancholic about itI hate this part about myself. I didn't know anyone in here, plenty of people that moved out and in over the time as well, yet it makes me feel.>>586418707I said HALT!>>586418830Schlaf jut, pisser.
>>586418643nah, let them do arima fan goodbye run and then to stud. That way we will see his kids debut in 2030
Why did Gold City call Oguri senpai in the last episode of Umayuru? Isn't the other war around?
MARU IS NOT A HAG. SHES A TEENAGER IN HER PRIME AGE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
>>586418918you're nothing more than a plank in the Theseus ship. Stop having feelings.
>>586418520The one on the right, correct?
>>586419056Huh?
no idea what the fuck you just said but it sounds like /lit/faggotry and i think you should go back
>>586418918
>>586419257Eat out Goldshi umanko
Feels good to be back in 6-digit territory. It looks better this way.
Right before banner ended I decided Kitasan White was worth going to spark for. The ten pull before this? Sweep Tosho and Camping Dober, neither of whom I had. The 110 before these? One new year Dia and literally zero other rainbows. Moral of the story? Wait until the last minute or something.
Seriously??? Still not enough to at least retain???
>>586413540please join...
>>586419006
Why is Natie so MEAN?
>>586419307
>>586418918Mambwo... come back...
everyone here is going to make it this time right
>>586419432Uhh bro? Your 1M score? You’re deranking from rank 5?
Bananas are good for the body and mind
i now have maxed out all the potentials of all my umas
>>586419612My pull plan works with graded B third. I dont give a fuck as long as I end up in any finals
>>586419432This nigga can't even retain class 5 LMAOOOOO
>>586419432You want like 770k or so last I checked. Just keep building your win streak and use parfaits when enemy is all bad condition. Hit the top enemy too.
>>586419558
>>586419795Allen...
>>586419863Your wife?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HALF TP!!!
I will make it to group a. brb
wtfthank you for the rainbow cleats i guess this month, game
I hate Germany so fucking much bwos
why aren't you cuties queueing for cm
>>586418918woman who leaves her perfectly fine marriage for nothing
>>586419847
robrice or robkris ir robuni?
>>586419929mob love
>>586419806
>>586419979NIGGGGGGEEER THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>looping with oguri>breezes through the cluttered agenda 90% of the time>other 10%, drops a single racecool.>redeem digitan>start looping on the same exact schedule>haven't seen a perfect run yet>three times TODAY she came out of a career with a purple/debuff passivewhat's wrong with this dumb slut?
>>586420037
>>586420025I'm buying from the monthly shop refresh.
>>586420145you lost a long race idiot
>>586420086I love this artist so muchAnd I love his depiction of Flashu and Falco even more
>>586419863>dirtanal freak confirmed
>>586420145late cucker moment
kinglue...
>>586420145Digitan is stronger than that fatty any day of the week so you shut your goddamn mouth you're probably just DOING IT WRONG
>>586420145retard>>586420252retard
>>586420025thanks for reminding me, was playing something else
Good job.
>>586419663>>586419795I WAS BUSY WHOLE WEEK AND COULDNT WORK ON MY TT UMAS
>>586420184
Ummm where's my half tp?
>had to hit pity
>>586420454I love the way this artist does her hair
stop posting Eishin with tits so fat she could be classified as an umacow like Daiwa
>>586420440I haven't touched my TT in three months what are you doing
>>586420591GIGABASED
I owe Amazon and the wind sex.
>>586419964woooooooooooo
>>586420145She has G long, oguri has B long, chance to win with A/G aptitude combo is 50%, you also get 10% winrate penalty for 3rd or more race in a row until 50% penalty
>>586420559So cute, and interesting to look at
>>586420665ok
>>586419443Sorry bro, I just left another B+ club after having over 100M gap between myself, and the rest of its members.Currently clubless, aiming for at least 200M in November.
>>586417779why did you leave bwoi'm sure the danchud would log in any moment nownow your cooldown is 7 hours longer than others
>>586420908waiting for the dacchis slot too, huh?
I just barely got into Group A... I'm not going to get my first double-plat title...
>>586420993
I fell like I'm being punished for getting into Round 2 in Group A, my team is actually garbo and I have no idea how I've managed to do it without UFs.
>>586420908imagine sniffing her pussy while she's cooking
Is digitan/digitan jiangshi good for upcoming cm
>21 CMs>never got matched with an /uma/ dacchi, ever
god i love big tits
>>586421160UG to UF is like 300 power+wit, it doesn't mean anything
>>586421226you don't queue at reset? I usually match with anons doing that
Damn what an exciting race already off the get-go. My daughter looks so tiny surrounded by all these cows.https://litter.catbox.moe/ztzb33.mp4
>>586421226and here i am, having beat two for a plat and losing to one.
I won't lose NNN to Eishin Flash...I won't lose NNN to Eishin Flash...I won't lose NNN to Eishin Flash...
kingu love
urara love
go ryan go!
>>586421214Base Digi is top tier
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Taishin finally decided to lock in today after a jobfest yesterday it might not be over yet
the rare double hishiama lobby
>>586421406>end c.haloYou didn't win
>>586421343
Dragalia.........lost
>>586421613Sexo lobby....
>>586421345why "lose" if it does feel good?
>>586421345
I really despise uphills in the final straight. This have got to be the most dishonest track feature this game has.
Very cute.
>>586421226I matched with the same clubmate twice
>>586421686i-it'll get the final fantasy resonance treatment soon...
el corndog pompom
Managed to build an okay Ayabe since yesterday but I'm still getting rekt this CM
>>586421671god she is so insanely adorable fuck me
We love Specute here.
Eishin whispering that it's okay to lose NNN and her hand starts picking up the pace and jerking you off even faster
Who needs Flash when you have Zephyr.
i'll take itlast ticket too, AND everyone got at win on it, so thats nice
>>586421742GWOMADACCHI YOUR POWER???????
friendly reminder to not give the tranny any (You)'s
>>586421880>SpecuteNo one thinks this
>>586421930You should keep posting that.
>>586421903NNN only applies to masturbation.
>>586421930me in the middle being conceived
>>586421742>t.2-3 front player
>>586421930>>586422073
>>586421930sex
Mejiro Palmer is very cute. I wish I was her childhood friend who reunites with her at Tracen so I can train her for her best year of racing.
If you find yourself tired, try eating foodIt helps
>>586419737Grats I just did this yesterday and King was the last one too. Good old 5* vision potentials.
>>586422228youre late to the paam discussion
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>586421880spe rape
I'm fighting clankers
>>586422264>eat food>"yes bro just spike your insulin you won't crash even harder in two hours"it's called being dehydrated anon. drink some water fatty
>>586422264Thanks, I'm a whale now.
>>586421903NNN only applies to umas. Keep your trainee pent up for a whole month for better racing results.
>>586422287Damn. When can I start another Palmer discussion?
the amount of blocking In this cm is ridiculous GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY FATASS
queue now
>>586422382>beating S+ uma by 1 (one) lengthThe eternal potential uma....
>Louder Tracen Cheer>Spurt>Razor Edge>Leap ForwardI can barely get any wins with King Halo. Am I missing something? Or are Pace just too strong this CM?
Just because half TP is over doesn't mean you can't farm fans
>>586421794
>>586422578because you're an idiot that stacked every accel on the uma with an accel unique instead of getting velocity skill
4/5/3/4 todaylosing to sprint A umas always feels dumb
>>586422468Next thread. One per thread.
>>586421226i dont even look at the names of non finalist
>>586422486
>>586421930fuck I missed Aisexhopefully pornposter posts it again eventually
>>586422578Where's your Lightning Surge bwo?
>>586422727What about Fuji? Can I say Fuji is hot?
>>586421906
>>586422783I can't borrow Ruby Power when I have to borrow Sweep Wit.
>>586422578Your 1.0 accel doesn't mean shit if you're consistently entering late-race as 9th. Is this your first CM?
>>586422578This is the highroll Halo that has been wrecking my shit in practice runs
>>586422818Yes!
i just cooked mac and cheese
>>586422264trve
>>586422578>he didn't get lightning surge...
>>586422672Sprint S is a bonus, Turf S is a requirement
>>586422896It's over bwo
>>586417709when is 2nd anni?>>586417754ah, the opposite then, just check out the likehood of me getting a dupe (not desired outcome), I'm new, I rolled only few times, so that's not an issue
>>586422954I want Fuji Kiseki to steal my laundry.
>>586421742t. Nakayama racecourse jobber
seal clubbing successful
>>586422896>>586422578Lightning Surge is a better skill for your kit than Razor since you can combo it with another accel.
>there are trainers in here that wouldn't super seed this first rate umanko
>>586422578how about spurting from 5th place instead of 9th?
>>586413540so there really were posting for recruitment... I guess threads are too fast for me to see them, or this only happens on new month
>>586422628I want to use Marche as my TP
>>586423236i can see it
>>586422578What's your statline? I have all the accels you listed and my Kingu is dominating. Do you have midrace like Daring Strike, Professor of Curvature, sprint/end corners etc.?
>>586418590Titties in and around my mouth
Damn what a run. Wish I was playing on pc right now for higher quality photos.
>>586413540>only club which still uses the club bannersovl...
>>586418643He has nothing left to prove. Already has more money than any horse ever.
>>586423125Man Xina is such a cutie, her future husband is so lucky
>>586421943Why not both?
Why don’t they enable 1/2 tp permanently, 30tp slop is obnoxious
>>586422907Normal king, not cheerleader. aka Late king halo
kewl
>maruzen shards NOW>digitan shards in three weeks>fuji shards in march>curren shards next month + racing carnivalSo good, I think there might just be enough time to get Curren before Doto drops
>>586423543shut up tranny i got better things to do
Sweet Doto...
What cards are absolutely required for the next scenario
Big fat fucking tomboy titties
>3/4/5/5 todayIM END CLOOOOOOOOOOSINGIM GONNA END CLOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>586423847
>>586423748mejiro ramonu and ancestors
>>586423354Yes.
>>586423617Lates in general are dead in the water this cm
>>586423748Ramonu, your wit card for your style, borrow Ancestors.
BROS I DID IT6 GREENS!PP/DD!MILE S!ITS PERFECT...what? Wit? Haha, wits a meme, right guys...?
rare nakayama win
>>586423847I prefer flat boys
>>586424224true...
>>586423994why u didnt learn the full skill??? why u learn this greens, you basicaly wasting SP and running -5 skills
>>586424224Facts
>join sloptuber's club>get doxxed immediatelyLolLmao
>>586424429retard
>>586424440>>586424365Nothing there...
>>586424501Mad your name isn't there little fag?
>>586424429>he spends 200+ sp on double circling cornersAre you per chance retarded
>>586424501>public information>doxxedretard
>>586424501His club's been dropping to B+ recently, lock in witgawd
>>586424429are you serious right nyow anon?
>12/20 yesterday to 8/20 todayWell, I got a clean 50% percentage to represent odds in their truest form, at least. Already planning to sack my finals lobby if Round 2 doesn't fully screw me over.
>>586424501>HAVE TO APPLY BY COMMENTING IN THE PUBLIC COMMENT SECTIONS>LOL HE DOXXED THE PEOPLE THAT JOINED, WHICH ARE EASILY FOUND BY SEARCHING THE CLUBI know you're mentally ill and want nothing but fake drama but come on now whorren poster
>/uma/ is suddenly against doxxing
B finals here i cooooooooooomeeeeeeeeee
>>586424596>>586424596>>586424641he is not winning for that reason retard
>>586424224Does Seiun Sky know what she does to Torenas?
>>586424501It's okay when Seriru does it. Now that faggot ***** needs to be raped whenever she steps out of line.
>>586424429savvy is questionable but restraint is very important to make her unique more reliable
>>586424501He spelt Keyser wrong
>>586424531it's part of the appeal. the tummy too.
>>586424686heavily dislike dreamhoweveri would fuck the shit out of both of them at the beach
>>586424524>>586424596>>586424641is the the guy he responded to same fagging or is this thread actually that bad?
>>586424772>shetoo obvious
FINALLY, I find someone else with a SweepyNow I have to defend my pride
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
just encountered this thing in a cm lobby. the dedication to the bit is impressive
>>586424827>has
>>586424716You should easily get A Finals with those Uma (well 2/3 of them)Trainer issue...
>>586424719he is not winning because he has no uma stan and finishing spd skills, meanwhile every pacer in the face of the earth has at least 3+
>>586424719Diagnosis confirmed
>>586424886how the fuck is their power that low
>>586424596>200+ spHow bad are your hints bwo?????
>>586424169Is rickeys ult REALLY that good?Like even if this had 200 more wit wouldn't an end chud just destroy this?
>>586424819>i would fuck the shit out of both of themYou wouldn't be the one fucking them, anon. Remember how strong umas are.
>>586424886honestly speed sparks were the play this cm
>>586424686sneakily playing behind the rocks
>>586424070Mine are doing better than my pacer.Air Groove doesn't even have sprint S.
dont caredidnt ask maya cuck
>>586424958it's 0.4 target speed and 0.15 accel for 5 secondsit's ridiculous
>>586424851Oh my god are you fucking KIDDING meMy Sweep has SIX accel skills and ONE of them procced. What the FUCK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. NOT FAIR
>>586424886powercucks our narrative...
>>586424774Is savvy that bad?
So, did every single global player pull Wedding Curren + Aston Machan?Because going off my CM matches that's how it appears
>>586425109Machan yes, but Wedding Curren just appears on your pulls because she's a whore.
>single circle schizos
>>586424771need Dantsu to drain me
>>586424874>cow bikini on a flattieI'm not ashamed to say that this gave me an instant boner oh my god
>>586425172This is a lie. Never pulled for Machan and she appeared twice in my pulls for Wedding Curren never did.
>>586425105it's just +40 wit (doesn't contribute to skill proc chance) (and bigger FOV which is completely useless)front and pace savvy are useful to trigger groundwork, late and end savvy are pointless
>>586425109Chanchan Aliance, after all.
>>586424886>2/10>in round 1as we can see that doesn't mean shit
>>586422896rss sucks compared to ls this trackrss is for med/long
>>586425307>and bigger FOV which is completely useless*gets blocked*
>>586425109machan is a popular "oshi" (99% will never use her outside of sprint)
>>586424825One circle is 0.15 target speed increase. Two circles is 0.25 target speed increase. You have higher chance of whiffing 1 skill than 2. You have higher target speed increase if both 1 circle proc vs 2 circle proc. Double circling corners/straightways is retarded and you only do this when you are out of other skills to level
Damn I wanted to post Seiun Sky in a micro bikini
>>586425105If I was stuck between savvy and a double circle I'd choose the double circle.
>>586425105OG sweep and dedicated debuffers being run as ends are essentially the only units that would take end savvy. the only reason you would take late savvy is also debuffers.
>>586425553do it next thread and my soul is yours inshallah
>>586425281Digitan should wear one too
>>586425109I've seen shockingly few Machans this CM, both in rooms and in the actual CM. and I ran over a hundred practice rooms. Going by reddit you'd have thought she was the second coming. But it turns out......she was forgotten.
>>586425043That's impressive. I didn't want to bother with King's lack of speed growth.
I pulled on Machan after seeing how fucking thick her thighs were
>>586425630Its slop though, sorry
>>586425678How could anyone forget those fat thighs?
>>586425109Wedding Curren spooked me, so I am the Marked
>>586424919>>586424919>uma stan endmeme skill
>>586424825It's seanig hours right now. Double circling generic corner/straightaways is important
i genuinely have an idea how to genetically engineer an uma irl but nooo, why let there be umamusume, fucking ethics
>>586425837>>586425837>>586425837
>>586424763Need uma(boy) to do this with me at Uma London
Turns out Sprint isn't RNG, everyone here just sucks at the game
>>586425109Bamboo Memory shows up way more for me.They all rape me.
>>586425530>+0.1 for 80 sp le badfucking RETARD
Have sex with umas.
>>586425281as it shouldpregnancy makes the milk tanks fill
