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>>586431327We love our Ice, Bears and Icy Bears don't we folks?
>>586431559Sometimes, you just know.
Total War: Warhammer Ancient Battles soon
>>586431559BG3 crossover...
Legend tanked his rep so hard people can't even defend him ironically in this general anymore
>>586431559Why did Boris go to the norf without telling anyone?Why is Boris in the game?Since Katarin's enthronement was predicated on her father's death, and her father was then revealed to be alive, is she truly tzarina?No for real why is Boris in the game?
>>586433469Because 10 LLs sounds better and more complete than 9
>>586433469because Kislev was a small faction with barely any lords so they used both her and him and used him fucking off as an excuse
Will we get halflings before TW3 enters maintenance mode?
Derpy is such a sick cunt, chorf nerd
He's cooked.
>>586431327It's over
>>586433941Why are you white
>>586434163I'm using the Unique Faction UI mod which gives the High Elf UI a marble aesthetic:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2789999718
I'm watching Volound rn, and this game cannot be enjoyable play !
What of Drycha's army of cute woodland creatures are actually worth using? I want to just spam dryadmanni but times come where I'm short and lookinh at the instant recruit options
>>586433975Damn, something did happen...
Though on the call of warhammer mod ? Looks fun but medieval 2 is too junky imo
>>586433469I think lorewise, Katarin shouldn't be tsarina during the RoC timeframe. It should be her dad. But because she is far more popular, CA compromised.
>>586435880>But because she is far more popular, CA compromised.CA/GW wanted female LLs
>>586435981Bait used to be believable
Why do some lords lack an item set bonus? It's odd.
Eternity King soon....
>eternally cringewe're better off without it
>>586433716>You've heard of "pedobait" Now get ready for ANTI-pedo baitAnon please. We're trying to get the redditors to leave
>Empire has 6 lords>Greenskins have 6 lords>Dwarfs have 6 lords>Counts have 6 lordsAll equal right? Listen to this.>High Elves have 7 lords>Skaven have 7 lords>Lizardmen have 7 lords>Dark Elves have 6 lordsDark Elves are getting a DLC with a 7th lord(Forma de Bhashiva) and a Malekith rework.
>>586437618Sorry, been spending too much time playing tera today. Felt I needed to get it out of my system.
>>586431559Winged bears DLC when ?
I think Wood Elves are cool but I can't into their battle gameplay...
>>586438191they play the same as every other faction
>>586433716
>>586433716We're already in maintenance mode bwo
>>586437082Bhashiva and ?
>>586437632I just want slaveconomy back. I think it's good to temper my expectations as the game moves closer to hospice especially with how likely it is for Sofia to get pulled into supplementary work on any concurrent CA failure. BUT if I had to go wild with hopium my dream campaign would be some sort of Naggarond intrigue for Malekith where he's basically bullying everyone into a second Sundering endgame, Morathi spreading Pleasure Cults and being an all around bitch to steer things around Malekith, Crone focusing more on Khaine vs Morathi, Lokhir focusing on Aislinn things traveling the world, Malus focusing on taking his meds, and Rakarth just doing his own thing. Ideally all would have the option to jump in with Malekith in some form when his call to Sundering v2 occurs as a separate crisis to the Old World's problems, or just ignore him if the player doesn't want any of it. You could also have some sort of deal where they all want a thriving Naggarond to plant themselves on top of like with Wood Elves and Athel Loren, like all roads lead to Rome only Rome is full of Hellraiser Elves. To my knowledge no mods really do much for them and it sucks, even Liggers and Brets have attempted fixes
>>586433716Brat!
>>586438868>tfw CA adds halflings and they get an ancillary called The Pear Golem
>>586434790bats, bears and spiders are basically it. the spiders and bats are kind of the same use case being fast units to attack ranged/artillery, the bears are specalized "fast" anti large, all of the animals lack stats compared to your actual roster however
>>586438868This post has been compiled and sent to the relevant authorities. Also we need America to invade the UK and I will be rude to any non-white people I see until Trump does as I say.And if you point out the issues with my position I WILL cry and stamp my feet.Take me seriously though because i'm a stone cold histchud.
>>586431559I've tried to start a Katarin campaign 10 times this weekend and its just so boring making 3 stacks of Kossars
>>586438868
>>586439580then make one stack of armored kossars and ambushers because that is all you will be able to afford for some time
>>586439327
>>586437632How the fuck did liggers get 7 lords in just game 2?
>>586439950They had Chadtek batting for them.
>>586439950every single literal who was made into a lord instead of being a hero
>>586439950Only 3 of them have unique mechanics. The other 4 are functionally identical.
>>586440086This is the better outcome, legendary heroes were the worst idea CA ever put to patch notes
Teclis has a whopping 9 spell lore passives, more than any other lord in the whole game. But if anybody was gonna have that many, it'd have to be him, right? But I looked into who's in second place. Turns out, it's a shared #2 spot between Mazdamundi, Morathi, and, out of everyone who you might think would sit up there with them, it's fucking Malagor. Between the three of them they all have 3 spell lore passives each, thanks to their mixed lores. Ariel also gets 3 passives but she's not a lord so it doesn't count.
>>586437632I would be really, really okay with getting no new legendary lords at all from here on out. Better to add content to the races and factions already in the game.
>>586431327Results this week, right?Who do you reckon won the votes ?Also, why is it up to me, a FantaChad, to talk about this?
>>586440346bro your kairos?
>>586439950>TWW1 dev favoriteVCounts>TWW2 dev favoriteLizards>TWW3 dev favoriteBeastmen
>>586440649>Betrayal>Autism>RapeFitting.
>>586440649The dev favourites are skaven and nurgle.
>>586440497My bad, I completely forgot about Big Bird.
>>586440481don't know who it could be but who it should be is:-kingdom of castile-almohads-fatimids-hungary
>>586439327We still don't know if Sotek did it or not. All we have is cringe.....really really bad cringe....It's like aliens vs predator or furries vs diaper fetishists. Yeah one has to win, but I don't really want to ...touch....either side.
>>586441015how the fuck are you even still thinking about it? your a fag
>>586441174And now >>(you're)<< talking about it. It takes a fag to know a fag it seems. We gonna have gay sex now?
>>586441015>We still don't know if Sotek did it or not.There is literally zero reason to believe Sotek did anything wrong after the three stooges failed to produce even one single example of proof that he did, and Pilps decided his final resort was to get on voice chat and cry for an hour about his chud fanfic that had nothing to do with Sotek.This was just grifters grifting who they thought would make an easy mark.
>>586441592the only thing he's guilty of is being an unabashed degenerate coomer but hey who isn't
>>586439327Somewhere a pencil pusher jeet working for the UK feds received an e-mail worded like the sky was falling with a bunch of Tau porn and probably an AI summary of why it was illegal. This probably got fed into chatGPT as well to summarize what the hell he was going on about and unless it included a promising lead on the icing pic for the jeet to save I somehow doubt it piqued his interest. He should have claimed there was racism being done instead
>>586441731Yeah, like, find it cringe or not, he's nothing if not honest and open about what he is. They couldn't have picked a worse target to accuse of being a degenerate.
>>586440346>three Lore passives>Greater Arcane Conduit>Mortis Engine effect>can pull an Incarnate Elemental of Beasts out of his ass, free of charge, no WoM spent>flight + fear + terror + removes immune to psychology + 24 Leadership debuff before spells come into playThe coolest there is. The GOAT goat.
well golgfag has been fun but i feel like I've auto resolved way too much.
>>586440649>TWW3 dev favorite>BeastmenI don't think that's true.
>>586441592We have evidence tho. We just can't judge said evidence because it would convict most of us with a crime. Corn Pops is legal uranium. If we can't judge it, we can't judge the case. We literally have to wait for a UK law enforcement statement if anything at all.Again it's impossible to prove someone has Crit Points to the online masses if you live in these third world states. You need to butter up your local burger friend to do the deed for your you or literally let a pedo go scot free.I don't know why you fools think a thrown out case or even case in progress means the defendant is innocent. It's biased as fuck.
>>586442403I still don't get why this goat in a rag is considered the most pants-shitting threat in the game>oh fuck just throw me the bloodthirster, I can't deal with goats and crowsMaybe a bretonnian peasant designed him
>>586419338Please tell me this is AI
>>586442863>We have evidence tho.Where did you see it?>You need to butter up your local burger friend to do the deed for youWith the army of grifters that descended on this to get clicks, they have more than enough burger friends that would gladly get involved, yet they're still somehow not doing it. Pilps also said he was totally going to do a google doc detailing what he had found and then pussied out and has dropped the topic entirely.
>>586443072It 95% is... The 5% it's real...? *dies*
>>586441851Actually, maybe Turin would be an even worse target. I mean, he seems to only have two aspects towards the public, dad jokes commentator and "I love my wife".
>>586443669nah turin is way too clean on the outside, he's probably a cannibal or something when nobody is watching
>they comdemn...>war with dechalahuhis meow ying getting her yin yanged by snake hemi-gock?
>>586443098>Where did you see it?I didn't see shit anon. Fuck Discord.>Then how do you kn-I don't. Im just waiting for the smoke to clear before I accidentally side with a pedo like a retard.>but what about innocent until proven guilty?Fuck that. Iv'e lived through too many cases of incompetent legal systems and "ohoho surprise surprise we convicted an innocent man or accidently released a guilty one tee hee" "I don't know" and "alleged x" is a valid answer and the correct one in this case.
>>586444692>ai slaanesh faction will never forcibly vassalize me permanentlyi might be the most unluckiest person to exist
>>586444692>Defensive Allies with NagashYou gotta be using some kind of random diplomacy mod.
>>586433721What's that anon ?
Why do Wight Kings dunk so hard on Tomb Princes?
>>586445263Imrik was weak, witness true dragussy thirst
>>586445263 I've never used a single modI think something just broke with me doing contracts for so many different sides maybe? I did some for nagash and some for chinksi did notice the bhashiva also had trade agreements with nefertits too
>>586445402defense was bumped up by 50 points and tomb princes are supposed to be in a faction that has the mortuary cult to immediately just dump blue items on them at all times
>>586445269https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3831732664its derpya modder who's doing a massive mod thing for chorfshttps://steamcommunity.com/id/d3rpyn3wb/myworkshopfiles/?appid=1142710 hes done some good stuff
Nurgle blesses me with rot and filth. I am his punisher of toilers.For the Grandfather!
>>586446296I just had spicy hotpot, grandfather bless me
>>586445651Is there a decent Ghark Ironskin mod?His start position is fucked now because of Nefi
I'll have your back.
>>586446757NO! NO YOU DON'T HAVE MY BACK! DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT IF YOU DON'T MEAN IT!
>>586446379SPICY BLESSINGS UPON YOU, BROTHA
>Breaking NewDawi woman crashes a thunderbarge, in south eastern Naggaroth
>>586445263miao doesn't have that high a natural aversion to nagash I was able to defensive ally her when I went to grab Neferata and we teamed up to genocide chorfs
>>586446885I'm deadly serious.
>>586445263Niggash is not seen as an evil faction. In my teclis campaign he only has like -10 aversion to me. I think order factions like him for some reason.
>>586447550>>586445263almost all aversion to nagash comes from his undeath ritual which he doesnt seem to do when he is a normal ai faction instead of endgame.
>>586447550>I think order factions like him for some reason.People shat on Yuan Bo but every day he's proven right again.
>>586433721>him posting this>only a week after starting and nearly finishing a chorf campaignt-thanks
Why does Khalida always offer you a trade deal?What's the catch?
>>586447550Well, it's obviously because he believes in Total Chaos Death because he believes in Total Everything Death
>>586447823>What's the catch?You will explode if you ever meet Neferata.
>>586447823I look like this irl
>>586447823The better question is why is everyone else so stingy with trade deals? It's mutual benefit with no downsides unlike IRL.
>>586447823>pale white skin
>>586448274WE
>>586446757>>586446885>>586447527>Mains skaven>followers also likely to main skaven>Expect skaven players to have a shred of loyaltyYou are what you main. Should have mained Brets or Dwarfs
>>586448274>>586448375SUCK
nehekharans actually wuz
>>586431559me on the left
>>586448540That's why Soitek and /twg/ mains Lizardmen. We always have each other's backs.Remember the poll that decided that /twg/ relates most to Nakai the Wanderer. We love Lizardmen here
>>586447823Hello sexy I love you. I caress your arms and neck
>>586449212You sound like a nurgle cultust.>>586448965Me below the duck.
>>586448965*taps chart*
>>586449898
>>586448965This but you forgot the part where I have Cold Blooded Logic and still wardec soitek anyways.
>>586449898This kills the empire sissy.
>>586449898>tomb kings scored that lowdamn that's a surprisemaybe settra didn't go hard enough slaying redditras
>>586450548They need an FLC lord.
>>586450694Apophas or bust, I will accept no substitutes
>>586443018Cause Morghur just being in your neighborhood means the trail he left is now tainted land, and everything around him, and possibly you too if you get close enough. There's just no good outcome from fighting him, not even killing him brings prestige, nor is it a noble death to die fighting him because you'll be turned into an inside out goatse monster that attacks everything nearby instead of having your head lopped off. He is not worth killing, not trivial to kill, and has come back so many times killing him is not glorious. He's like Nurgle where fighting him is the last thing anyone wants to do, only he keeps coming back autistically alone instead of in a big daemon invasion
>>586448965Gyaru Landsknecht is Centurii-chan's finest creation.
https://youtu.be/Mhv8XwmA8R4Your time has come
>>586450771Cool story and all but we weren't talking about Morghur
>>586450896Sorry I didn't have my readers on, my nurse is adamant I need to stay in my room and not be yelling about TW so she revokes my peepers lest I wake up the other old folks yelling
>>586449898It's okay for everyone to love Lizardmen, anon
>>586442403Oh and he also applies -100% casualty replenishment on all enemy armies in the same province. What, you thought you could run away and lick your wounds? Think again, hornless man-filth.
>>586450771But enough about Volund and his gayops
>>586442403>>586451160i make it my life duty to rape this guy instantly as skarbrandfuck this ngiga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r7xxV1DP44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r7xxV1DP44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r7xxV1DP44ITS UPITS UPITS UP
I have literally never had a battle involving Malagor ever.
>>586451251>Fighting a fellow chaos faction instead of being buddies with them
>>586451251Then you're lucky he's not under the control of a player who could simply teleport him past impassable terrain using his beast-paths with their +50% range.
>>586442403>>586451160>>586451251>>586451441Remember when he used to stand here the entire campaign?
>>586451160this guy ambushed me every single turn as nagash, lost every single time but he kept doing it right until I took his last settlement
>>586451251I bet he would like that. All beastcucks act like that to get corrected. They purposely raid easy settlements then leave themselves vulnerable to invite the biggest, fattest doomstacks to chase them away. They erect big markers with shit garrisons to hedge their whole faction on just waiting for someone to get tired and put them in their place. They advertise their "coming" to the player just to annoy you so you drop the belt on them. As evidenced by beastcuck players "enjoying" Khazrak's start of endless assrape, and even by "won" beastcuck campaigns wherein they simply enjoy the idea of posting the victory screen to jerk to the idea of somebody destroying beastcuck half-armies in raiding stance the second they appear. The acronym BRAT stands for Beast Retard Attracting Taming
>>586451621The definition of a player hater.
TWW2 > TWW3.
>>586451690based easy/normal battle difficulty enjoyer
>>586451472>knorne>skarbrand especially>"""friends"""
>>586440649>TWW1 dev favorite>VCountsThis is definitely disproven. Having a bunch of cut content to add in shortly after launch doesn't make you a favorite. It makes you the last race worked on that they didn't finish in time.
>>586451816Wholesome
>>586451434If you guys had Legend's back to gayop Soitek, he would've done a Neferata campaign instead.
>>586451776I tire of the Chaosslop and 300+ factions on a tiny map.
>>586451660Rakarth-coded post
I'm playing Neferata and after I had a massive battle against Astragoth with her starting stack and two crapstacks I gotta wonder if having a Lord and a army or two of just shitty zombies and skellies is a good idea to drown the enemy in bodies, but also to generate massive corpse piles and whatnot? And to that are buildings the only way to increase the caps on units?
>>586451434So is he backing down on the neckbeard of Sotek slander?
>>586452019never give beastcucks a break, I hate their faction and I hate their gay ass lore and I hate them
>Yo dawg. We haven't met before but some drunk guy I met at the pub told me about his buddy Dave who once overheard someone talking about some traveler who once heard that you exist, so me and everyone I know are declaring war on you
>>586452032if you haven't got ghorst on your team it is better to use bats almost all the time on your reinforcement armies, corpses are generated regardless of who wins but you would get more from just disbanding your units in the territory than losing units outright.The primary way you get unit caps is from buildings yes, you can gain some from technologies, or rare lord traits and some lords increase the unit caps for some units and empowering blood lines increases unit caps but the unit caps you increase this way are almost always just ghouls or crypt horrors.
>>586431559RAA ROO
>>586452342>20 turns later after you forgot the war declaration even happened, ten doomstacks appear at the edge of your territory you aren't defending
>>586452239It's a beastchad world. You're just living in it.
>>586453329Erm wrong map bro... that's not canon anymore...
>>586453329>Estalia and Tilea have zero Beastmen>Araby has a whole Empire's worth of BeastmenWhat are they doing over there?
0-2 1eye 3-5 morgu 6-8 malagor 9 brass
>>586453775Nice, going to take a shit then burn down a tree then play
>>586453775get raped by ikit bitch
>>586453531Buying cathayan gunpowder to blast the moos.At least that's what the lore says.
>>586443072My Fuhrer ... the izzat ...
>>586454262Skaven on Doomspheres torture a Goblin Fanatic
>>586453914Sex
>>586451434Reminder that Legend (our guy) is learning to live off the land and Soitek is forced to release subpar content otherwise he ropes.
>>586454915Legends life is a nightmare
>>586453914Made for sex with human men.
>>586453914Post tiny boobs ikit!
>>586454262Unironically what the fuck.
>>586454915No thats Soitek>has to entertain faghammer spergs and constantly kowtow to GW>basically shills everything GW-related nonstop otherwise he loses his contract with them>cant give his honest opinions on anything being shit and has to sugarcoat it>literally a pedophile, kissless and a virgin
>>586451434>He's just going to pretend nothing happened now after doubling down several timeslmao most bitch-made behavior possible
>>586455182Meant for >>586454976
>>586453914The fuck's he gonna do? Shoot shit? Have you seen Morghur's missile resistance?
>>586455182>sits at his puter all day>cooms to lolisvs>digs through mud like a slave to harvest crops that cost 10cents in any storeYeah nah.. I'm taking soteks life.
>>586455697As someone who likes to take out Morghur ASAP as Ikit, Morghur starting army has 0 answers for Ratling Gunners and Jezzails besides himself, then fighting Morghur himself is just a blobfight, sending enough clanrats at him while you rout his low leadership army and kill his easy to handle Chaos Spawns makes for an easy victory.
>>586456038>anon doesnt realize who keeps him fedBetter go heat up those chicken nuggets, fatty
>>586456451I agree that McDonalds is the finest restaurant on the planet and makes chefs all over the world 41% because they can't keep up with ronald's creations.But that doesn't mean Legend makes me food.Legend had the dream life of playing vidya to make millions. He threw it away to farm carrots.He threw the life away I want and for that I hope his kids get aids, I hate him.
I'm in my first IE campaign and just got a warning pop up about Nagash. He's not that strong (strength ranking 25 out of ~120 remaining factions) but has quite a few settlements (~25). He's pretty far south and my territory spans from Reikland, Wissenland and Sylvania in the south to Kislev in the north. Between us are a couple very strong allies (Karak A Kadrin and Couronne, but also some smaller friendly factions in that area).Should I send a couple armies south to deal with him now or is there a chance that the chaosniggers he's at war with will destroy him?
>>586457831Just be yourself.
>>586457831When his endgame triggers he'll rape all AIs and then you without remorse.
>>586457831nagash is weak
>>586457831If it's your first run I figure it's better if you go with what your gut tells you.
This is kinda kino. Who would win in lore?
>>586458181Did the warning pop up trigger his endgame? How powerful does he become? >>586458359I'm thinking I should wait until he attacks the dorfs so I can fight alongside strong allies (me, Couronne and the main dorfs are all in top 10 strength ranking along with Katarin who is also a military ally), but on the other hand if he gets that far he'll probably be much stronger than he is now.I'm playing on hard/hard btw if that makes a difference.
>>586458708khorne
>>586458708me
>>586431559
>>586458773>>586458829Arbaal
>>586457831I think even if Nagash faction is destroyed you can prevent the "Nagash Event" to pop.
>>586440649>WH2It was Skaven. They sucked at launch, but every single wh2 DLC that featured Skaven was a slam dunk for the rats in terms of mechanics, and only one was actually unsteady on units (Eshin dlc). Lizards got plenty of stuff for battles, but were left high and dry on the campaign map and were the clear losers in basically every DLC they got (Oxyotl being the only one that felt good to play).
>>586458708I'm pretty sure Arbaal manhandles Skulltaker. In the lore demons tend to job and die countless times. Skulltaker probably died over and over again. Arbaal is undefeated. So feat wise Arbaal is better.
>>586447823Because she's a reasonable and diplomatic woman
>>586460037Who survived into Age of Sigmar nibbaNot Arbaal that's who
>>586460331>survived into Age of SigmarNot a W you think it is
>>586460331I dunno, I have no idea what happened to arbaal.But shouldn't he be immortal too? Khorne wouldn't let him die.
I'd probably run up and high-five his helmet decoration
SIGVALD HELPI CAME TO YOUR PALACE OF COOMERS TO GET CHEATS
do MP players let you use trees yet?
>>586460378Khorne is honestly pretty rad in AoS.
>>586460331>>586460402Arbaal got killed by some Helf incarnate of wind or some shit. basically Arbaal has him beat and the End Times retard writer for some reason has Arbaal suddenly after 3k years of duels and battles become overconfident and aloof just long enough for the Elf to get up and cut his head off with a sneak attack.
>>586460934Well they don't get a say in it. I once did it where I wood camped with my Meow army. It had 4 dragon guards, some halberd jade warriors, a balloon for buffs and a couple longma. The ogres got giga trashed, the lizard player brought cav and monsters.. also giga trashed. The khorne dude died to meow.
>>586461350How is that possible? Arbaal is built like a steam tank. You can't just cut his head off.
>>586461524End times writing.
>>586461524>built like a steam tank
>>586460482No TW armor has ever surpassed the Teutonic knights
>>586461598giwtwm
>>586460402Arbaal wouldn't be brought back because he's meant to be a victim of an eternal curse to wander the earth fighting and being turned into a chaos spawn if he loses a fight, or retreats. >But wait, that's just like Wulfrik's thing of a boast becoming a punishment!Yeah they stopped using Arbaal at one point and switched to Wulfrik instead, they do this all the time. Like how there was the best black orc, Morglum Necksnapper, then in 6th edition they just randomly went "here's the best black orc, Grimgor Ironhide". Morglum still existed (grimgor kills him in the end times) but they just stopped using him
>>586461598Yeah, look at the dude.. you'd first have to cut through half a meter of pauldron and shoulder to even get to his neck, then cut through more chaos fuckery armor, then through his fat ass neck and out through another continent of shoulder.What kind of weapon are we swinging here? A light saber?>>586461804I'd think Khorne would keep his soul and maybe bind it to his dog so he gets a 2nd Karanak to send out to hunt. Arbaal would be punished or whatever but Khorne letting his soul just vanish? That's absolute nonsense.
>>586461986thats just how all midhammer guys looked
>>586462137Well that's not very relevant. But just sneakily cutting arbaals head off is asinine. Arbaal could probably manhandle Archaon in a non magic fight.
>>586462242he lost to the elf guy though
You now remember Drycha.
Do they need more?
>>586462714
the more I play during end time events the more I start to dislike them
>>586462493Yes anon I know
>>586462714She changed.
>>586463106I have yet to successfully survive any invasion on very hardI play too passively to really be prepared for the bullshit
>>586463204it's just annoying, and the nagash battle is no fun allowed just spam of buffed units
>>586463185>puts on a space marine suitkino..
>>586463114what else do you know, my lady of khorne
>>586463106It's not actually fun to have the game throw sixty doomstacks at you all at once and for half the map to become uninhabitable. Sure, beating that crisis is a challenge and some players will enjoy that, but the regular sandbox experience of map painting and diplomatic maneuvering is completely crashed.
>>586460642sigvald the cuckednot even slaaneshi norscans can resist empire bulls
>>58646341040000000000000000000KKKKKKKKKKKK HYPEEEEEE
>>586463576sometimes I get crosseyed from so many stuff going on. gonna try the archaon end times and then just play comfy games with no end times bs. and you are right, the normal game becomes a clownshow with bloat.
Is the aspect ratio broken on all the lord selection videos or do they just look like shit?
>>586463425I know that you touch yourself to sotek fetish imagery, you little slaaneshi boi.As punishment you gotta download all my mods and play Skarbrand to turn 50.
>>586463910if by sotek imagery you mean tau femboys then yes you are correctmmm... tau femboys...
>>586463991Blatantly admitting to it too..That makes a Valkia campaign ontop for your punishment.
I feel like this is a reference to something. Biggest depth guard ever tho.
>>586462853Unironically Durthu & Drycha should have their own bare-bones tech tree that works like the Beastmen one where techs are unlocked by completing specific tasks. Also Coeddil should be upgradable from hero to lord. Ariel should as well but she should also be able to fly.
>>586464087fine but this will be on my second screen
>>586464279
>ValkiaWhat does she even DO?
>>586463106the chaos one is dumb because the ai just gets completely lobotomized and dies so you do literally everythingthe nagash one is too easy and the armies get bullied by the aithe skaven one is probably the best just because its fun to kill a giant army of rats
Azazel was the superior Champions of Chaos.
nagash's build slots on many settlements are very strange, it seems that nagash will get any settlement that is 10 slots to have a full ten slots regardless of what it is, wood elf trees, altdorf, zharr naground, skavenblight and so on.
>>586464620>skavenblightIsn't that a 12 slot?
Sqweghs sqweghing
>>586464725it is probably a 10 slot for someone else
>>586464424It really says a lot that there were several gooner skins available for Valkia on steam within hours of the DLC's release.
>>586464424I would play her if she was full korn instead ... GayOfC...
Guys I'm out of the loop, what is this Sotek drama
>>58646367440k doesn't have sexy trees. There are no trees in 40k. Not even unsexy ones. It's the ultimate triumph of the MP community.
>>586465350its drama
>>586465350Election tourists thinking people care about "lolicon"
>>586433716>Pedo is also into blackedDegeneracy really is a slippery slope huh.Just more things Warhammer slop brought to /twg/ I guess
my mod folder is100gb..
>>586466290>see white dude standing with his back to the sun>durr he brownlet me guess you play beastmenand before you start going off on 'ohhh but if it's shadows then why is the girl's skin so bright' she's the focal point and ai is still shit at making art consistent>>586466760howdo you only download texture mods
>>586467162i dont know how it got so big.. now its too big to manage...
Fuck, the CA spies are onto me..
Vlad... the Kpop idol...
>>586467735post bulge
>>586467162>Getting this defensive over your fetishSo it's blacked
>>586467271Did you download Memready? It is used to download local models of Claude that train themselves on your gameplay to make no mistakes. Feel honored!
>>586467763>quiveri like some of his reskins but fuck me if he doesn't just slap random shit together and make it for characters that it doesn't fit
>>586467787
>>586432012Katarin is even bigger whore than Shart thoughever
>>586469294Katarin is hot tho, shart is below a river troll hag.
If Katarin is hot why is she wearing a hijab
>>586469419
>>586469354That is taking it a little too far bro
>>586469419She wanted to copy her idol Elspeths look
>try legendary/very hard>AI does 9000 micros a second and circumvents anything i doDo they even play their own game?
If Katarin is hot then why does she use ice magic
>>586469435>>586469354new imagesnice
>>586469449They said they liked playing Hyenas in the office. I think that's the last time they played their own stuff tho.
Cool map. The ground collapses
>>586467763>six billion reskins but no good memesTen years of modders playing dress-up with Vlad. He's probably got more than almost any other LL save the ones with high effort corruption mods like Miao and Alarielle. They could have done some shit with other lords instead, but no. Attempt 6,000,001 to put his nose back on will surely succeed where all the previous ones disappointed.
>>586469449I mostly play hard/hard but I have noticed that AI has gotten far better in flankin than WH2 days
>>586469436Have u ever started hating a character after seeing their fanbase? I always found shadowfart boring af, her look mediocre at best and she is annoying and cringy as all hell.. I could deal with that.. but after seeing the 5000th neckbeard redditor post his romance with her, I started seeing her as worth less than the pureed saar on the train tracks.>>586469505They are old, anon.
>>586469354It's fine if you don't like her but there's no need to lie.
>>586469569Oh boy.>>586469650Yeah they just stroll through any groups you set up that should normally magnetize any units walking into them.
>>586467763Isnt that the face of that Witcher 3 elf.Not Eredin but his advisor
>>586469726Gels?
>>586469758Dont remember his name but he painted like Picasso
>>586469661Simping for those tranny freak characters like shadowfart is the reason we keep getting more of them. If you never develop standards, they'll keep making river troll hags.Instead, go buy stellar blade and leave a positive review.
>>586469656I started liking Space Wolves less because of some psycho that bullied his sister into killing herself plays them over on tg, that's the closest I can relate
>>586469859kek
>trannoid mad at other troonsKino
>>586469859Legend needs to give that guy a call
>>586470353Legend the saviour of the SOVLS of total war players...
Oh my god I'm so fucking amazing at video games.
>>586470780you know how you can prove that? by posting your penis
Can't believe Nexon pays for this jeets 4chan pass
>>586470780what gaem>>586470895no penis posting go to bant u horny boi
You know what the Empire is still missing? Wizard lords. At least eight of them. Maybe more.
>>586439701Ghorst is based a distinct 2nd Necromancer LLIs*bella was added only because they needed female LL. She stole Empire FLC LL spot, which we still haven't gotten, and used it on a 2nd VC FLC LL, wasting it utterly and adding nothing of actual value to VC anyway.Garbage, shit fucking addition. Fuck this whore. Should have been a LH at the very best, but may as well have been unique Follower for Vlad and that's it
>>586470959I'm playing Chasing Tails right now.But I was talking about general vidya. I simply remembered how good I am. I'm great at total war and tekken and such. >>586470895No
>>586471046>niggas literally gloating about pressing next in a vn
>>586471016Anon it's been over twelve hours move on with your life
>>586471071I'm MAGNIFICENT
>>586471004GW are too busy working on Psykers right now..
>>586471004>Jade Wizards bear a rune symbolising the Coil of Life.That is clearly not a coil.
>>586471046>nowell I guess you are not as Slaanshi-adjacent IRL as you seem to be
>>586471169Anon, for the last time..I will NOT post my nudes in TOTAL WAR GENERAL.This is not a nude exchange.This is video game general.And I'm not you personal cooming chatbot. Pay an AI for it.
>>586471259Do you play Tokon?Why did you let it die?
>>586471259hey fair enough
>>586471085I sleptOnce you woke up you have to read all that was posted in meantime and catch up
SFO is at 95%, bros.
>>58647144795% shit?
>attention whore is off his meds again>Retarded newfags still engage with itWarhammer has done an insurmountable level of damage to the general
>>586469846My wife and my brother-in-law!
>>586471732Sup, brotha. Up for a warpstone pipe?
>>586471562That leaves 5% good.Which is twice as good as vanilla
>No cool games coming up because all these cuckdevs are dodging gta6
>>586471789>no cool games coming upwasn't this the case for like 15 years now?
>>586471789PBZ is good and the devs weren't afraid of GTA6
>>586471765dude weeeed
>>586472031duuude.. warpstoooone
>>586471789oot looks coollink is cute
>>586472049>goes to get high>loses his entire kingdomso thats why monkey king teamed up with skavens..
>>586463628>Woman carves her initials on his chest.>"She's a keeper."What a lad.
this doesn't look like warhammer
>>586472996So many dongs.I wonder what that means.
>>586433469Because TW is the Smash Bros of Warhammer Fantasy, so they wanted to have both at the same time. The lore excuse is that everyone thought Boris was dead so they named Katarin the new tzarina, then he comes back (which funnily makes this the second time it's happened), but this time Boris decided Katarin was doing a good job so he abdicated and just became one of her generals to focus on fighting.
>>586469449even in rome 1 battle AI sucks if you raise the difficulty it just so happens to do matrix dodges now in rome 1 the AI would break the front of a phalanx with a cavalry unit
>>586472873What else are you gonna do? She's got her initials on you, good luck explaining that to the next one
>>586471789nobody wants to launch with the biggest flop of all time(post-hyenas)
>>586431327I just want for TW40k to be out so we can play and discuss and shitpost and banter and talk and predict what happens next and await new dlc/update and stuff like this already. It will be TWW1 again
>>586473662Many are saying this..
THHHHHHHHEAAAAA PIRATEEEEEEEEE KINGGGGGGGG
>>586469449I hate it. And I hate the people who asked for it. I've always enjoyed being a "small smart player" vs "large stupid AI". Because it gave me time to zoom in and enjoy the battles, even on VH. Now in WH3 I'm doing more micro management and clicking on VH than I did in WH2 on Normal.
>>586473662The day that game released, I'll be insufferable.
you always aredoesn't matter though, you will be gone
>>586473748the greatest day of /tw40kg/ history..
>>586472996She's so cute
>>586473119>Because TW is the Smash Bros of Warhammer FantasyI'd like to imagine we smell better than the Smash Bros crowd, or at least that I do.
3k is such a better game..
>>586473824I'll definitely have a blast attacking every single 40k player on sight. And u better believe I'll torture tourists.The gates must be kept, the great bastion shall not fall.
>>586474156you are the touriston top of having terrible taste
Dawi females..
CLIO IS TALKING ABOUT THE DRAMALMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586474506Clio is probably in a pedo grooming discord himself
On a scale from 1 to peak, he's peak.
>>586474416Emp sissy, please. Control yourself.
>>586475169newfaggot tww (not even tww1) tourist
>>586475274I started with med2, anon.
>>586475305>liar on top
>>586472049>lives in a radioactive desert>delegates his public duties to war criminals, religious fanatics and mercenaries>harbors clandestine mad scientists whose whole MO seems to be inventing novel ways to ingest rocks made of pure evil>probably has a magical toothy chasm from space invading his brainHe's just so much more fun than Miao.
>>586475410Calling random people liar for no reason is schizo behavior. I played med2 when I was like 10-12ys old.. that was 2 decades ago. Played it on my mate's PC with him. For countless hours we lined up artillery and elephants and watched em mush on peasant garbage.>>586475513I luv him too.
>>586475645>no reasonYou are TWW3 newfag (yes TWW3, not TWW2 contrary to what you say) and explicitly a person who should be gatekept from both Total War AND Warhammer Fantasy
>>586473662>It will be TWW1 againReminder that TWW3 nearly killed this thread. The release was such a shitshow that the drip feed of updates to the Miao Ying corruption mod was just enough to keep the lights on in here.
>>586475768Whatever you say, schizo anon.I just realized I have med2 on steam. I think I remember.. me and the mate wanted to play coop but that game has no multiplayer..
>>586475936>proving me rightYou only play casual goyslop for normalfags, like Tekken. TWW3 happens to be the most casual strategy game there is, with weeb chinkoid pandering on top, as a part of corporate goal of expanding into "mainstream audiences" you are part of, which is why you manage to play it. Which makes you an undesirable, of course
>>586476397Sheesh..Who hurt you?
>>586467763>Everyone wants Vlad to look better than his later model>No one wants to go for his 80s metal look
>>586476445You ruining this general with your presence and an offtopic garbage all the time when you started to post it recently
>Cabals of Metal and Fire WizardsAccording to CA's game, CA owes me a hero with Lore of Fire for Grand Cathay. I will accept the reuse of the Alchemist for this purpose, but only on the conditions that her voiceover and animation sets are added to with appropriate assets to accommodate the new Lore. I'm only being fair.
>>586476615Oh no, anyway.
>>586476579Nobody actually likes Vlad, they only like their idea of Vlad. Also why does he have two right hands?
>>586435880>PopularHow many people even knew who she was before TWW3?
>>586476839>Nobody actually likes Vlad, they only like their idea of Vlad.Damn that's the most accurate statement about Vlad I've heard lately.
>>586476840Kislev being ruled by an Ice Witch was one of the very few commonly known facts about it.
I remember why I hate playing belakor.French sieges..
>>586475016>nigga just forgets to actually diewhat a chadcuckash could never
Those Books of Nagash really should just be an universal feature for everyone, just like Sword of Khaine or Nemesis Crown.These being my only options as VCounts is retarded
>>586476840>How many people even knew who she was before TWW3?Anyone who ever looked up Kislev at all, since it was the very first and foremost thing you ever read about it.
>>586476839t. mannfredBut on a more serious note, Vlad was popular enough they he got rules and lore references long after he should have stopped being in the game, and even served prominently in the "we're mentioning all of the characters people like!" saga.I do think most people ignore the vampire wars novels, and that's mostly because they're recognized as some of the most shit writing in all of Warhammer Fantasy, and that's saying a lot.The von carsteins in those books don't match the army book ones in the slightest, and have no long term plans beyond 'what will I eat today?' which also goes against warhammer lore in so many ways.But I digressIgnoring books is a part of liking any major character, Warhammer as a franchise is one that only buffoons take every entry as part of the canon, most only take the bits and pieces they like.With Vlad you mostly have people who liked him in the old army books and the references to him in the old specialist games, or the people who only knew him and liked him from his End Times depictions. There's some overlap between the two, but there doesn't really need to be.Don't fall for the memes, the only people who care about the vampire wars trilogy are the same people who go "UHM ACKSHUALLY" because they can't recognize that no one else cares or will ever care about those books or their contents.Also look again, his sword has a right hand, Isabella's thigh has a left hand on it.
>>586477354I tried running the "Books of Nagash for all" mod, I like some of the ideas and concepts behind it, but it ends up feeling half-baked and I'm not sure why. It's certainly better than their current in game implementation, I'll give it that much.
>>586477354How do mortals read the book of Niggashi, doe.
>>586477679Ask Gelt.
>>586476815>admitting that he will shitpost and ruin the thread>spamming offtopic garbage>avatarfagging>zero remorse on being called out on it's filth
>>586477354I have never once seen the nemesis crown army nor the effects it gives so I have no clue what it does but the game does like to alert me it's near a river in the empire despite me being an entire map away
LOL
>>586431559Kostaltyn is the based option
Which LL has the best memes? In general or out of a specific race, whichever you prefer.
>The Knights Panther are a formal Order that traces its origins to the crusades against Araby. When the returning crusaders brought back the pelts of outlandish animals, they hung them from the pauldrons of their armour as trophies of their bloody victories. Thus was born the Order of the Knights Panther, a courageous brotherhood that is known and respected throughout the Empire. Their mastery of battle tactics more than compensates for their unconventional attire, for in their grasp of war, they are one of the most powerful martial forces the Empire can offer.We coulda had Araby. We shoulda had Araby. Fuck Kislev. Fuck bears.
>>586481669fuck Cathay*Kislev, Southern Realms and Araby are all needed to get rid off placeholders in campaign map. On top of all of them being requested over years in general and showing up in other games like Warmaster, RPGs or books or getting random minis evenThere was no need for chink pandering faction and there was no need to expand map in that direction
I like Cathay and I like Kislev!
>>586481409It has to be Gelt with the best but I do like Imrik's and the Vampire ones.
>>586482451>the Vampire ones.What do they even have beyond "oh my fucking god stop replenishing zombie fucking shits", "NAGASH WAS WEAK!" and big fat veiny vampire tits?
>>586482820>big fat veiny vampire titsWell, probably this
>>586448965
>>586482820>big fat veiny vampire titsI'll answer you in about twenty minutes, I just have to go have a shower.
>>586483992Me in the middle.
hear my words goyimif you think theres nothing wrong with having infinite ammo ratling guns on turn 1you will be put to death
>>586485040what the fuck are you moaning about?
subhuman will get no yous from me
>>586485232but u just gave me one
Cold takebooks of nagash were more fun before the rework
>>586482820>>586484023I'm back and I forgot what the question was
>>586486101Tits that look like my grandma's legs..>mfw people masturbate to that
>>586486101sex
>>586486258when she sees bbc
>>586471732Sigmar/Karl...
>>586486258There's a difference.Old people legs are wrinkly and sagging from the skin being loose.People seeing veiny tits think of tits so large and huge it puts strain on the vascular system so there's excess meat/pressure/etc.I don't much care for it, but it's easy to google to see what people are imagining when they see veiny vampire tits.
>>586486258Can I get a thighjob from your grandma?
>>586482031Araby is annoying because it's easy for CA to resolve any actual issues (the Muhammad reference in the old lore, I think Allah too) into retconning them into being desert tribes who adopted the old Khemrian gods. I frankly wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't an idea they had for TOW given it feels like Settras being vaguely set up as a "Nagash is dead and we need an undead villain who isn't a vampire" with TOW and in WH3 they emphasized Settra being a real bad guy twice. It was weird to me in the Nagash intro they go>Settra, the most evil and bloodthirsty of the TK who wants to soak a continent in blood (he wants to just conquer Nehekhara, it's literally in his faction code. That place is or should be inhabited only by skeletons with no blood)>"And yet there is a tyrant darker still in the shadow of the black pyramid."Kinda weird to compare a "I want to rule over all of my people" pharaoh as a tyrant in any kind of similar light to the guy who WANTS TO KILL THE ENTIRETY OF LIFE.>>586486258People masturbated to that ugly vampire hag big lady. I'm glad it gave me pic related as a reaction image but god damn she was hideous.
>>586476615wasted that freak
>americans wake up>bbc, this game needs arabs, cathay/kislev seething, hatred for attractive women, avatarfagging
>>586488343Settra is fine with Slavery, if Nagash didn't want to enslave all of the intelligent undead they would have had a "who's the real bad guy?" moment.
>>586471903Nah, games are actually better now than they were when you were a kid!
>>586488767>Settra is fine with SlaveryMost warhammer factions are fine with slavery. The Empire is like the only faction to have laws against slavery and even then they have indentured servitude systems
>>586461369NOOOO you have to use a flat, open map so that my SEM and monstrous spam can bully your small units!
>>586489657Empire, Bretonnia, High Elves, Wood Elves all have indentured servant systems but are 'anti-slavery'Dwarfs are anti-slavery in general.Cathay has never even considered slavery as an option.Everyone else is evil.
>>586488767In terms of a "whose the big bad" you have an unimaginable long march to go before reaching Settra. You'd need in the setting to remove>Chaos and all subsidiaries (skaven, WoC, Beastmen ra roo, Chorfs)>Malekith and the dark elves>All greenskins>Greasus and the Ogres>Various Vampire cuntsBefore you start reaching the point where Settra or Vlad are the bad guys. After them it'd be Mazdamundi and probably Imrik or some chudcore high elf, Kostantyn, and after that there's nobody that I can think of, but I might be forgetting someone big.
>>586491923oh yeah I forgot fucking Nagash lmao. But you get the point.
>>586488343Settra sacrificed his children to Ptra for power, I don't think he's a very good guy. As for Araby, maybe they could worship a mix of renamed elf gods and the Nehekharan pantheon. Or maybe they could play up the Djinn and have them rule Araby as god-kings.
>>586463674>40000000000000000000*10^36>there's STILL orks
Pilps has conceded.
>>586492627nigger couldn't take the heat of a fire he started
>>586492627Predictable. And without delivering on that google document he said he was putting together that would cook Sotek's ass, right? So at best he's admitting he didn't actually have anything on him, and at worst he's lowkey admitting he'd let a pedophile get away with it if exposing him got him mildly criticized and questioned on his proof.
Gimme reskins for the vampires and other foid uglified female characters pls
>>586493428https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3708903145Not a fan of this guy's Vlad and Isabella, or his Von Carstein Lords without the helms, but he has some great stuff.
>>586488343>>586492489i want djinn presence like how OvN worked the faction (jafar has a djinni form, the wizard caliph is a great serpent-djinni taking the form of an old man), i like mystical non-chaos spirits like the ones in athel loren and think the setting could use some more of them
Thanquol coming soon, friends.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3831075966So it turns out it's easy to implement lord duels, it's the matched combat that takes manpower.
Ratfags make me uncomfortable
>>586494128>Djinn warriorselemental monstrous infantry that comes in 3 forms based on the winds of magic I think would fit Araby the best>heavensspeedy flying flankers>fireglass cannon-y damage dealers>metalslow tanky line holders>Djinn EmirDjinn hero, hybrid magic user and melee combatant, also comes in heavens fire and metal variants>Court Sahirhuman hero, pure magic user, has more lore options than the Emir and if you take any of the main lores they can temp summon a corresponding unit of djinn warriors but they're much squishier than the Emirand then throw in a Djinn LL and we're good to go
i told you about ikityou didnt listenyou are subhuman and you deserve everything CA does to you
I'm tired of those chinese trash mods forcing garbage into the game.. I'm fixing YinYin myself.. I wanna player her again.
Fuck, typos, I'm indian.
>>586493898Love his vampire heroes and wight kings
this retarded pass tranny is also a result of the ikit dlci told you
I'm enjoying Glottkin the most out of the lotet lords... Am I a bad person?
>>586497774Yes, Warriors of Chaos are shit to play and Glottkin isn't interesting. The best is Thanquol and Neferata.
>>586497970But I like being a big stompy monster and Nurgle is perfect for an old man(25) with slow reaction times like me..
>>586497774I had fun with Glottkin too anon
>TW40k won't have a furious and prodigiously bearded dwarf on a mission to bury the oldest of grudges and rid the world of the dark elf menaceDo you even realize how fucked that is?
I don't know which mod is doing this but why is Be'lakor in Norsca and not Albion?
>>586498461It'll get Votann in ~8 years which are Dwarfs in space with no beards and no grudges take it or leave it
>>586498529How does that solve anything?
>>586497024I will gladly add and eventually play her - If you nerf the literal Emperor Class Battleship from 40k she gets in her tech tree.Last time it was functional it made me drop the campaign.
Any actually high quality LL or faction mods?I tried Southern Realms, OvN Lost Factions and Legendary Characters but they feel varying in quality since they add so many characters at once. Most of them also seem semi-abandoned.
>>586499104It doesn't. The race pack will be £30, thank you for supporting us as we continue to release the content you love!
>>586499114Have you considered just.. not taking the skill? Spec into blue line instead. That takes no work from either of our parts.
>>586499213While easy to do, it's still kind of immersion breaking to know it's there.Having a chainsword as a laugh and a reference to Oldhammer is one thing, going full 40k kind of ruins the aesthetic.
>>586498461TW AoS woulda had him. Only he cooled down considerably.
>>586499186The point of these faction mods is to add more variety to your Empire campaigns anon you aren't supposed to play them yourself, CA didn't bother to add them for a reason.
>>586499345Well, I can tell you I won't go make a mod just for you alone. What I can tell you is that if you really can't make yourself not skill it, one of the 3 upgrade version has tiny range and is.. really bad. It's like.. unable to kill infantry really. It slowly chips away at them but it is good at large unit killing. I think the range was as pathetic as 150 or so. Just choose that one then..
>>586498461>>586498529All the little lore I have read of them shows that they "grudges" are "debts": if you harm them, make them waste time or someone you know do it, you own them and they will not forget it until you pay in resources wasted since the aggression.
>>586499345Here it is, has small range and the damage is utter trash.
all plips had to do was shut the fuck up and not be a retarded lolcow, but the guy can't ever shut the hell up when people criticize himhe always needs to type out a comeback gotcha replyjust shut the fuck up dude the lolicon is less of a lolcow at this point
News? Any news about patch 9.0.5?
Fast (For a Dwarf)
>>586496638i like the lamp chariot from the mod>T5 magic support chariot>has an alright AoE buff, bad at combat>4 bound abilities, you can only use one of them and it has a single charge per combat>each ability summons a different type of djinni that stays on the battlefield permanently>each djinni is a strong monster that has a constant aura version of a buff/debuff spell and 4 casts of a bound spell (ie tempest djinni is a ranged monster that shoots 3-round-burst lightning bolts, has a minor curse of the midnight wind aura, and has 4 casts of windblast)normal djinn units are cool too but the modular intensely magic high-tier summonable djinn are awesome, i want these to be creatures of wonder and magic
>>586498461>him irl>>586499346>his pfp
>>586499186REd's Estalia and Tilea modshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2918441414https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3774968808In my opinion are superior to Cataph's and the guy has spent literally 5+ years just fleshing out 2 factions. However his attention to detail is superior and so is the flavour. What you miss out of Cataph's SR mod - border princes - is just empire with a couple dwarf units anyway.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3790908523If you feel like some Japanese flavour with a hint of anime.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3770643554Is not out yet but is looking really good.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2940793412Is a Lizardmen overhaul but honestly I would not mind if CA copy pasted it into the game as an official update.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3780492159For Bretonnia. Fixes the most glaring issues without adding in 'I win' buttons or characters. Chivalry becomes a constantly expendable resource. Also the submods round it out nicely.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3320537719https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3792670273https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3786314031This final mod that works with it is actually really cool and I hope more modders or even CA rip it off for faction flavour.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3799135821
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3832328087This guy literally importing Rome 2 politics update to Warhammer 3.
>>586431327>empire and high elves only have 1 (one) female LLWhat makes these factions so sexist?
I still havent seen any proof Sotek lost his roles in the creator discord
Why is there no High Elf crisis?
>>586503008It's called the Ordertide. Play WH2.
Don't play WH2
>>586503008They job to Morathi and N'kari too much
>>586502429Dwarfs are males only, thank God.
The female Glade Lord was never fully shown the appreciation she was due.
>>586503008Because noone of the High elf Lords really want world conquest. Closest scenario would be Avatar of Khaine Tyrion, and that's a really cringe part of the End Times.
For frens https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3832472197Tell me if u find anything fucky. Works in all my testing.
>>586503789We have a crisis where the dwarfs conquer the world, who gives a shit about lore.
>>586503789Aislinn does, but he doesn't have the influence to drag all the others into his ideology.
>>586503965Dawi are spiteful little cunts, if they could burn the world to strike of every grudge in the lore. They would 100% do it.
>>586504132diggy diggy hole 1hours will never not make me kek.
>>586503635She looks like she fucks bretonnian men
>>586504284*beast... men
>>586497160The Necromancers in particular really stand out to me
>>586451434>only been up half a day>53k viewsNow lets look at Sot-AAAIIIEEEEEEEE!BROS WE NEED TO START VIEWBOTTING HIM NOW!!!
>>586504067Oh, yeah, forgot about Aislinn my bad. That could work, having a crisis with a massive high elven fleet just sacking sea towns could be interesting. Same with a Dark elf variant under Lokhir.Or both at the same time seeking eachother out. With the winner getting massive buffs.
>>586504284yes
>>586469354You're saying that just because Devora voices both Lae'zel and Katarin.
>>586505080The ugly ork horse has the same VO as Katarin?Katarin, you are getting demoted to Drycha tier.
ogas
>>586504739Side note, it kinda pisses me off that the DLC added only single hidden landmark that's only available to a single race who get one of the most broken items in the game out of it.
>>586501828>Blessed and Once and Future KingdomI ran those two and found that early game feels a tiny bit worse since it's harder to stack crazy growth/money, but then late game Bretonnia any battle where I could summon the green knight was basically over before it began, which meant I never lost a settlement.
>>586504284>>586504576Both mogged by Asrai
>>586505386Aren't they cold?
>>586505386I'd segs that
>>586504610I like the design, but I prefer Warhammer necromancers being decrepit old guys waiting/hoping for proper immortality, with Kemmler sticking out as the one who actually "won" at the necromancy game.
If hybrid unit gets into melee, will the units not in melee still do their ranged attack?
>>586505481No? He has a scarf.
>>586505164Miao's VA is the abusive kennel master in Rivington.
>>586505496Sigmars cumsock
>>586505521>Kemmler sticking out as the one who actually "won" at the necromancy game.That's Dieter Helsnicht. You can tell he won because his ears are pointy. Pointy ears = winning.
>>586505637No idea what any of that means.
>>586505543Kislev's roster doesEmpire's gunpowder units doI'd assume gunpowder is a definite yes with archers being a case by case due to spaghetti code.
>>586505782Nice. I guess kislev is the one faction that is focused on it? Can't really see anything else.
I'm glad further GW expansions have fleshed Miao out and shown she's an imperfect person, back when WH3 released and it was just CA donutsteel at work, she seemed a bit too perfect and infallible to me but that Yuan Bo short story helped to add scruples to her character by showing that she can sometimes neglect the Northern Provinces when she feels that the Bastion requires extra attention.
>>586505543https://youtu.be/Bly_oFlxobA
decisions decisions
>>586505543>>586505918"hybrid unit" doesn't mean anything it's just that their stats are decentchorf blunderbusses get off the occasional shot in melee that lets them stay pretty scary
>>586505918Feels like it depends? I feel like Armored Kossars dont fire their pistols off for example but the FMC sure does and its why I dont care for Armored Kossars but will stack FMC early on for frontline
>>586506028At this point only MONKE can make Chinamannnii interesting in fantasy
>>586506336rope, asap
>>586506336this
>>586506030He sounds gay.>>586506237>>586506196I figured that it was hardcoded for ranged units to get completely nullified if they got into melee, hence the hybrid tag turning that melee+ranged action on.
>>586505670I'll admit, I completely forgot Dieter ever existed before end times, and I started playing undead/vamps back when he was in the book.
>defending fort bergbres against kemmler>random master negromancer with no items runs into a pile of state troop swordsmen>gets over a hundred killsold man's got hands wtf
>>586504776Please don't post shit like this. I know you mean well but I have to dodge like 32 different anime sluts on my way to /twg/ and stuff like this doesn't help the blue balls
>>586507070Understood anon, will keep elfposting on the cute spectrum.
>confederate Wurrzag's starting enemy, move up to fight the next settlement with Tiktaqto>fall back once I realize I don't have the strength to win the sally out>sit at the bridge between provinces>battle map is the one land bridge with the shallow water land bridge to the left>now stuck in an endless tide of Foot of Gork stomping ligger stacks, It's cathartic to see it just obliterate ligger hordes admittably, but by the time I replenish there's another needing stomping. Fuck if that isn't the most satisfying spell in the game to use though.
>>586507070Just coom to elves already so you can focus on war
Who is the stronger faction now dorfs or chorfs?I feel it's dorfs nowadays
>>586508281Chorfs are cucked by the unit caps early game. Late game, chorfs win.
>>586508281dwarfs if it is malakai, otherwise chorfs
>>586507438yjk
So two images given to me by AI the point is candidates for new Elector Count of Sylvania Something I originally gave to AI to start a beginning mainly comedic of a fanfiction of but On a whim I gave it to the image generator thingy it was like a super long paragraph that wasn't the cleanest almost precise but it gave me both of these and who would you pick for either image to be the next Elector Count of Sylvania?
Strongest allies.
>>586509414
What's are a few cheating lords that basically become invincible and solo armies? Is there one in particular that gives extreme long range units stalk and snipe?
>Empire brainlets had to have their Hogwartses built by a foreign agent>Kislevite galaxybrains built their own Hogwarts and only admit rosy-cheeked waifs because it's cuter or something
The People demand more Tomb Kings content.
My mother has a fondness for the residents of Lustria..
>>586504132>manlet archaon but his motive for destroying the world is to prevent any further grudges from being created
>>586481669
>>586509973>the worst she can say is no
no news on shogun 2 after it got pulled? I bought that thing and kinda forgot about it haven't played TW in like 2 weeks due to getting accustomed to a burtal new j*b wonder if i should refund it or if it has a real chance of coming back playable
>>586510363I look like this irl
>>586511857Post feet
>>586511810CA is hoping we'd forget that. They've been awfully quiet. They even engineered the Basedtek controversy to get some heat off them.
>>586511975i guess ill just refund it for now if they do ever re-re-release it they'll prob re-instate the discount shit
Been rewatching the wh2 vortex cutscenes.The Kroxigor buddy that the skink has is so cute.
>>586509973The Empire is just like that. Their wizard colleges? Founded by an elf. Their engineering schools? Founded by a Tilean. Gunpowder technology? Taught to them by dwarfs.
Can we remove the Vampire Coast faction from Cathay? I don't want to see the vampire guano smeared over the map. Okay? Thank you.
>>586512890Tileans only made the steam tank, that's their one accomplishment alongside giving the skaven a capital city.
>>586513314>Can we remove the Vampire Coast faction from Cathay?I don't know, can you?
>>586513314Even if VC is gone, there is still vampire counts in it
>>586512295Very gay coded.
>>586512295I wanna be a kroxigor
>Bretonnia don't have a movement hero>Beastmen don't have a movement hero>Dark Elves don't have a movement hero>Kislev don't have a movement hero>Vampire Coast don't have a movement hero>Warriors of Chaos don't have a movement heroIt's not like they necessarily need it, but holes are meant to be filled. When's the DLC/FLC to plug that gap?
Is boris' campaign meant to be fucking cancer from turn 1?Cuntass armies running just outside your range for 7 turns, somehow I'm at war with a second faction that just sneaks in and takes my shit from behind?
>>586513373The inventor of the steam tank was also the founder of the Empire's College of Engineers.
>>586514780movement heroes were a mistake, enemies outmaneuvering your armies should be countered with strategy not mindless buffs
>>586514979Turns out a mod I wanted to try the other day is bugged out.Good riddance, this campaign sucks.
>>586514780Movementcreep is a thing in later dlcs, everyone started to get movement heroes + move after winningI dont expect CA ever revisiting bretonnia, wood elves or beastmen again
>outmaneuvers you and appears behind your backheh... nothing personnel
>>586515237Beastmen are in a funny spot where CA doesn't actually set out to make new content meant for them, but they get freebies from basically every time there's a new Chaos DLC. It's a pretty sweet deal.
>>586515237Just play TWW1/2. Problem solved.
>>586514780>BretonniaWhatever the robin hoods were called>BeastmenCentigor hero>Dark Elvesidk a Beastmaster?>Kislevsome Gospodar or Ungol martial hero, honestly surprised they don't have one already>Vampire Coast and Warriors of Chaosidk, make some shit up
>>586515513wait what did they get from end times?
>>586515505If they were going to make Yin & Yang versions of the non-wizard characters, couldn't they make one be male and the other female? Like how all the elves have male and female versions of their lords.
>>586515649>some Gospodar or Ungol martial herothis but it's a bear with ice claws
>>586515710Basilisk & spined retard dog
>>586515710The Varghulf (forma del Chaos) I'd assume>>586515505I like the Lord Magistrates, it's refreshing to have a lord take an actual general's role and avoid fighting or casting himself>>586515237Wood elves are pretty fine, could maybe use like one extra magical forest so they could get opportunities to fight chaos more easily. Beastmen are a bit too easy, but nothing that needs major changes
>>586516035>Beastmen are a bit too easy, but nothing that needs major changesI think it'd be good if they had to worry more about rebels the way skaven and dark elves do.
Total War: Diddy Blud
What the fuck, aren't those units t3 or higher?
>>586515649>>Kislev>some Gospodar or Ungol martial heroSee >>586459351
>>586516723Some minor factions have juiced starting armies
>tried legendary/very hard earlier>swapped back to hard/hard because i wasn't allowed to pause or slowmo>it is still not availableWhat's going on..?
>>586515649>Whatever the robin hoods were calledThe Faceless and the Herrimaults.Faceless are like Robin Hood, no one knows who/how many there are, they all claim to be the same person, and some of them fight like shit and some are clearly grail knights in disguise.Herrimaults are the merry men, loads of peasants who have survived enough combats to actually be worth a shit
>>586517020That's crazy.>>586517042>can't move camera out as far as i wantWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON REEEEEEEE
Alright Khorne-Anon. I've tried out your Mordred mod. Here's some feedback.>Mordred. Very cool character and abilities.However him having Sword of Khorne in his pocket feels a tad bit op. Maybe he should have to reach a certain number of kills in a battle before he can use it. Absolutely love the healing for cav. Again maybe it should start with fewer charges and be a skill upgrade to gain more charges.>The special unitsPros: You can finally get some fun cav units early which is the reason you designed the mod. I especially enjoyed getting to use Bloodcrushers as they come so late in the game otherwise and are out shined by skullcrushers that I rarely if ever recruit them in normal campaigns.Cons. These cav units are way too overpowered. Might need to tone down the mass changes. Hell even regular sword and board Mordred Chaos Knights outperformed what is in my opinion the best unit in the game "Knights of the Brazen Throne" (whose whole gimmick is their insane mass) because your Morded units have even more mass than them. I even had one battle where I charged Chaos knights into slaneshi spear marauders from the front and they still got through and slaughtered them.Overall very fun mod and I'm enjoying this campaign so far. My suggestion for you to look into making Mordred a LL still stands.
CA's slackingWhere is the promised 9.1 siege rework?
>Start Alarielle's campaign>Immediately at war with druchii>N'kari right there>Armies are out to deal with the daemon...>Immediately Saphery gets seduced and attacks me from within the donutThis is feeling like TWW2 where some campaigns you started with a specific set of orders/preparations or you died.
>>586516723Bruh, I ran several campaigns with these mods on. This has to be a bug.
>>586514780>>Beastmen don't have a movement heroDrunken deadbeat dad Ghorros will come and be accompanied by a generic centigor hero.
>>586492489He's not good but he's not some implacable tyrant. Jinn is another good idea. As for the playstyle (in game, I don't do tabletop) I'm not sure what it'd be.>Brets: Horse horse horse>Kislev: Hybrids>Empire: jack of all trades with really strong ranged cavalry and artilleryWhat did OVN do for araby's playstyle. The jinn are cool I just mean how would you characterize them at large.
>>586515649>honestly surprised they don't have one alreadythey gave hag witches an absolute meme embed passive instead of movement
>>586517674Juiced but the manglers are tier 2
>>586517674nigga those greenskin units are soft as hell
>>586515505Creeeeeeeeed
Is the high elf archmage the same VA as repanse?Every time she screams I'm expecting a french accent.
>>586518237Lemme rephrase, he is a tyrant but I just had that title tattood in my brain because I kept doing Nagash campaigns. He's a bog standard tyrant, not the ultimate evil you encounter. More like Kostantyn or maybe Vlad than Nagash or Malekith.>>586518260>meme embedThe vampirate(?) or vcount one where it's just>Increased chance to find items!Is really silly.
>>586518323They need to be 3 for sure.>>586518461Round 2. >CA
Any new mods for this B L A S T?
>>586517572They will release 9.1 with a statement saying Siege Rework has been pushed back to 9.2 and will continue this pattern until they enter EoL if they haven't already.
itsoveri wouldn't have refunded it if it didn't RUN WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL SOMEHOWaislop or not
When's patch notes?
>>586518865Yeah, my game is fucked.
>>586519450Volund won
Skarbrand needs to be buffed again little bitSince the update hes been slowly power crept up on and lost his gimmick of being the most powerful 1v1 lord (but has a weakness to arrows and guns)Iv seen him get edged out by an elf lord, vermin lords and gets mulched by the glotkin
>>586516495Loyalty or WElf style forest invasions for your herdstones would probably be nice, yeah
GRAND CATHAY #1
>>586520043How do those stone chunks float
>>586519926It's insulting that Vermin lords beat him.
I know CA will never do it but I need to be mindraped by an ai Slaaneshi faction why can’t it just happen I’m going insaaane unfortunately. The Miao ying mod on Loverslab gives you the plot line but doesn’t alter your campaign outside of the items mewo gets.
>>586514979Karl Franz and boris have been unplayable since the DLC, you have to play as gelt if you want any chance of not being wiped out by infinite vampires by turn 20
>>586518260i was talking about the generic martial hero, not the movement speed one>>586518854i use scouting a lot whenever i can, it makes kitting out characters way, way easier when you have 25% more items to merge into blue rarity gear
>>586520263Ask an LLM to vibe-code it for you.
I get raped on the daily. Who am I?
>>586520345Pilps
>>586517042>>586517334You left battle realism onIt honestly has a bunch of goated features, I love the lack of enemy unit cards and the absence of the threat triangles. I modded out the camera restrictions though, that shit is ass
>>586518237I'd make them a cross between Vampire Coast, Empire, and Chaos Dwarfs>insane ranged firepower>expendable slave troops and speedy light nomad infantry/cavalry supported by more heavily armored troops, djinn, and elephants in the higher tiers>good spot protection and screening but lacking in sustained melee combatI want great bombards. I want camel riders. I want nomad dervishes. I want janissaries. I want abus guns and jezzails. I want elite mamluk cavalry. I want naphtha bombs. I want magic carpet riders with naphtha bombs. I want corsairs. I want slave chain gangs eating charges with their rags and sticks. And I want djinn.
Reminder to spam heroes as Nagash. You get a million heralds, wizards, and necrotects just by existing. Hiring every necrotect you can means way, way cheaper teching up and free construct cap increases>>586519926He doesn't need a buff, the outliers (ESPECIALLY Verminlords) need a nerf. Generic daemons of the Skaven god have no right out-manfighting the toughest motherfucker of the god of killing people with your hands.
>>586520282But it's more fun this way
How does Neferatas Vampire Coven mechanic work actually because I feel like i'm goofing it, can ONLY the named ones from the tech tree create covens and is it limited to one specifically? or can the regular heroes do them as well? Because it seems like manipulation is taking forever to generate and it feels like i'm doing it wrong.Blood is also ass, I realized too late it was kind of similar to Chaos Dwarves where you gotta "specialize" for its generation.
>>586498461Someone should tell the dorfs that grudges are unhealthy.
>>586521107From what I remember those are the ones you get + some tech tree for a generic one from covens I think
>>586521107I think you're supposed to use the building that spawns a new handmaiden to keep the chain going, but there's too much other shit you want in your covens already
>>586517585Delves will always win because CA coded missile units to be weighted more favorably than others with infantry lowest in AR even if you have like 3 fast units that completely disrupt them along with like a wizard or something. Tyrion will make 4 armies of t3/t4 cab/inf and like 2 range+arty and lose to a Delf stack of shade great sword/ lamia missile single entities etc. it’s like they nerfed Helf infantry at the same time for AR, sea guard fairs pretty well though
>>586520335I would likely have to, there are maybe a whole 10 people into this
>>586522387There are millions but they will never admit to it.
>>586521107Blood is easy once you build the buildings. And get a few provinces. I'm having the same issue with manips.
>>586518237>OvNA split roster between city folk and desert nomads. The city folk have better weapons and armor, with proper knights and extremely high loyalty palace guard (armored elite (for a human) halberds). They also get war elephants and several varieties of cannons. The desert nomads are skirmishers and shock infantry that harm morale on the charge. Jezzails, camel gunners/archers, t1 lance cavalry, unbreakable cultists that get damage reflection/phye resist as they fight. They also get hippo monstrous cav and southland mercenaries. A lot of the Arabyan cav uses camels, which are lower speed than horses but restore vigor when out of melee, making them noticeably better in long battles.Expendable slave soldiers (both rabble and armores pit fighters) are also on offer, as are free company style corsairs from ports.They have a number of magical units on offer too. Extremely fast flying skirmishers on carpets, zippy enchanted ropes that apply speed debuffs to enemies they fight as they strangle them, units of djinn monstrous infantry (I haven't used them yet), the lamp chariot that conjures proper single-entity Djinn which correspond to a specific element and are kinda similar to greater daemons in strength, army-ability swarms enchanted book, etc.Their lords are fairly generic, being a martial lord, a magic lord, and a merchant lord (which I haven't used yet but I assume has a really good blue line). Their heroes are a bodyguard martial Emir, a wizard, and a Hashashin (think Khainite assassin - they're really easy to spam). They get access to Life, Fire, Heavens, something else I can't remember, and Djinn. I haven't used the normal Lore of Djinn much, because I've mostly been playing the Wizard Caliph and it took me until now to realize that his Lore of Djinn is completely different from everyone else's Lore of Djinn (his overcasts are all modular targeting and effect changes, it's really cool)
Bretonnia rework when?
>>586522492well being a submissive goon brain makes one unproductive learned helpless who only receives and never gives. Best there is in game is picking Valkia’s vassal faction with Mixu’s unlocker and only ever having 1 army and giving valkia all but one province so you just stick with your cozy stack of rank 10 t0 naked maurader masochists
>>586522781As for the campaign map, they're a slaver faction like Dark Elves but have human pricepoints and quality on all their units, so they can actually way more armies earlier than you'd think. All Arabyans get the Grand Bazaar, which is a Mortuary Cult style "spend money to buy gear" thing, but uniquely they have a slave market part of it which allows them to cash in victories against each faction to buy a chosen ancillary from that faction (ie can buy the +10 research rate skaven follower after you beat a skaven lord, or the +5% movement range human follower after you beat a bretonnian). Each LL beyond that has extra mechanics (Jafar gets caravans and a staged campaign narrative where you counterinvade the north, the Numas desert nomads have a mixed faction roster with Tomb Kings and balance their loyalty to their own tribes and their fealty to Tutankhanum, the Wizard Caliph has curses/blessings that you craft and put on units pre-battle and can teleport across the map to different deserts (I think this is cannibalizing Ostankya I've never played her), and there's a pirate guy that competes for infamy)
>>586520263Alarielle Loverslab campaign, it's actually fun to play and has a lot of cool mechanics
Are there cheevos for Nagash yet
>>586523456Oh, also, all your military buildings carry city or nomad rep, and give extra effects based on whether either faction is in power/recently gained power/recenty lost power across your empire.
The idea that the accuser had to take a break from social media while the accused is just trucking along like nothing happened is just so fucking funny.
>>586523239Not soon. And aside from some QoL changes (like better overview of vows & troths) I dunno what would be done with them.
>>586521107>>586522619I've done two Neferata runs.I can tell you Blood is like Chorfs, yes. You either specialize in it or you go without it.Manipulation is a bit trickier.My first run I played it fast and loose and had no manipulation until end game.My second run, I focused in getting the named handmaidens first (until you unlock the "train more hand maidens building that's all you get), and sending them to key locations.I then used the+Max Concealment+Manipulation based on ConcealmentAnd then the +Concealment buildings varied with what I felt would be best there, sometimes I built the rural one early then swapped it for a better one later.In a few places where I could afford to do so, I got the +Max Concealment building.It's slow, and feels a bit jank since there are so many things you can do with Covens, but by getting those ones early-ish, I was able to get to around +70 manip and 350 max manip by mid game, and by turn 60-70 I was able to get +150 per turn and had 500 max so I could go the "nuke province" power every few turns.
>>586523786Might be added this week if they can get the patch out.
>>586524160>I dunno what would be done with them.Either Robin Hood or Mallobaude as an antiBretonnian antichivalry LL, same way Drycha is antiWelfvand Arkhan anti-Tomb King
Will you guys post here if you get beta email?
>>586524160>aside from some QoL changes (like better overview of vows & troths) I dunno what would be done with them.New generic lords New generic heroesNew unitsNew RoRsNew LLsNew LHs
I struggle to even start playing Neferata because Vamprie Counts are a land-equates-to-power faction with unit caps, but manipulations and covens that you invest heavily into scream "Puppet the entire world from the shadows," and my autism cannot reconcile the twoDo you just stick the covens in a faction you have no intention of expanding into like the Conclave of Zharr and then treat the system like Tzeentch's Changing of the Ways, or is it full-on vassal grooming like Slaanesh?
>>586525228>Do you just stick the covens in a faction you have no intention of expandingThisAnd yeah, Covens and Manipulation take ages to get goingSecure her Pinnacle, make allies out of Kislev, Empire and Chorfs, then go reclaim Lahmia and blob from there while Pinnacle is your functionally abandoned, but secure backup base
is 40k abandond?
>>586526343why would it be
>>586526343It's the only thing not abandoned
>>586525969I guess I'll just stick to playing Slaanesh and Azazel with that Slaanesh Cult Rework cheat to satisfy my tiny-empire-massive-influence cravings then
It's turn 15, I thought it was bad enough that Noctilus already has his fucking necrofex mount, but then I see this.What the shit is going on?
>>586527214How the fuck did they even meet each other
>>586525228I put my covens in Lothern, Couronne, Nuln, Drakenhof, Altdorf, and two Cathayan palces whose names I can't remember.Then just expanded south while they all loved me and gave me money.
drazhoath more like drazoass
now that legend is back,how long until he makes new videos
>>586527214You know who he is
>>586527381Deserved for siding with Kugath instead of taking his prime factory real estate
Legends wife is leaving him and you're laughing
>>586528329Divorce is the expected norm chud it's 2026 marriage is enslavement
>>586528329>He fell for the meme
Claude, give me a mod that gives the Great Unclean One and Thunderguff's farting animations to all female lords and heroes. Mistakes permissable
>>586529072He has reproduced and you will not
>>586519518Milk 'n Cookie, is that you?
>>586529194His wife reproduced.
>>586529417I don't know who these people are dude
>>586529072>>586529417Spoiler that shit in the future
>take contract in cathay for dragon onahole>teleport to their besieged city of wei jin>attack vilitch>he runs all the way back to the turtle gatefucking nigger
Now that trans rights are human rights, where do we go from here? Keep it Total War related, please.
>>586529982What could an Ogre possibly need with so much Meat?
>>586530162Rieksguard (Male)Reiksguard (Female)Reiksguard (Prefer not to say)
>>586530162Elf.
>>586530517Don't ask, don't tell is the only way I say
>>586530618Elf rights are NOT human rights
>>586530854That's right; they are a privilege to be earned.
>>586530618elf male human female
race mixing is a sin
Except in one particular case where God will give you a fist bump.
>>586531531against who
>>586531393Like virtually any elf, I'm fine going either way.
>>586530491idk its really busted but i guess it doesn't really matter since its only used for camp upgrades and you only need like 1 or 2 camps as golgfag
top half elf gf or bottom half elf gf?
>>586531913Top.
>>586455182>4citation needed. All we know is he's a coomer that could really stand to eat a salad and shave that neckbeard.
I wish there was an order daemon prince kind of character, like Urza Planeswalker or something
took over the entire map by 475 in total war remade Barbarian invasians as the eastern roman empire, go ahead ask me anything
>>586532870based,no questions just based
>>586532976on hard mode
>>586532749only in 40k
>playing as dwarves suddenly random trade offee from nagash for 5k gold per turnwell guess I am one of the bad guys now
>>586526343Im honestly dreading 40k. Its all so self serious and tedious
>>586533342It was originally supposed to be that brand of tongue in cheek humor unique to Britain in the 1980s but sometimes in the 2000s everybody missed the joke.See also 2000 ad comics.
>>586533032Yeah... I wish it was lore friendly, but the imperium can never be a united faction. Not even an inquisitor is allowed to combine them all, and it's pretty clear the model they'll take going forward with the double imperial launch factions
im so excited for 40k bros... :D
>>586533648And then it become grimdark serious business. And now it's Disney super heroes. did i get that right?
>>586534409The audience changed, then GW changed to match the audience.There has been a little bit of claw back on the grimdark elements with things like Darktide. And in the main continuity they've walked back the Eldar being friendly.GW has always been really bad at managing their own IP to be honest.
>>586535562GW look like gods at managing their IP when you compare them to other big legacy western IPs
>"Uh, let me explain you why the bugs are actually the good guys."
>>586531007
>>586536743
>>58653674313 maybe 15 max, you sick pedo
>>586526343NoI think they featurecreeped it massively though. And now they can't finish all of this. People keep doomposting it will be dumbed down, but everything they showed off it looks like they took Volound's and co complaints to heart and added shit on top. I fully expect this game to filter TWWfags even looking at Gamescom demoPeople do not mention it either, but they confirmed there are TWO The Lost God style tutorial campaigns (gamescom demo is part of it) and then it seems there is premade Armageddon and custom Theaters as wellAnd there is more. It looks like a overjoyed kid shoving everything he wants>It will have 4 Races and 2 LLs and every race also has a custom faction creation where you make your own LL too>And there are premade cinematic campaigns and 4x generated ones>And it will have directional armor, true line of sight, strafing, each model within a unit can carry a different gun, which has a different rate of fire and damage and each model keeps track of it's own ammo and you can customize squads too and level them up and your heroes >And factions will be radically diverse in playstyle with marines having 10 units per squad killing squads of orks with 90 boyz in in them and on campaign map they work completely different and then eldar are even more different than that and than anything ever before in series>And every faction will have nagash style big tech tree, but it won't be just buffs, but will also unlock weapons and stuff>And no, planets won't just be cities, they will have multiple regions on them and cities on them, but there will be travelling between planets and then between systems>And then you can take all your research and characters and stuff and go to a different campaign with themetc This game is supposed to have fucking everything
>>586538803
>>586539142that recent guy running damage control said they started working on engine during Covid which is why it's so more advanced, because they had money to spare, if they started later it would be less of an upgarde. Which lines up PERFECTLY with Valrak, telling us that they signed a contract with GW for 40k 5 years ago, then said TW:WWI is being made first as a basis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC7F_I1bz_8 , while 3 years ago he reiterated this and leaked DoW4 as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzL15FExdXMHe was probably right that they wanted to reveal it on skulls/anniversary 2025, but they delayed game without telling us behind the scenes and revealed it only on TGA. Now it's almost a year since then and we are close to TW:40k reveal anniversary and we still frankly haven't seen shit. Gamescom was the only actual piece of info we got. Eldar are nowhere to be seen, but I guess they might be revealed alongside Eldar focus we know we will get next year. Alongside revealing Biel Tan LL alongside his mini just like Nazdreg.So it seems that TW40k might ultimately have close to 7 years of a dev cycle counting preproduction and maybe will release Late Summer/Autumn 2027?
>i had presumed you more greedyshe says after I click acceptso dumb. even if gold is meaningless at this point
>>586539526>defensive alliance with nagashShe was boned
>>586499346Soul>>586498461Souless
>>586540106>>586539526how did that even happen, the amount of aversion nagash would've generated by the time they met each other would've been overwhelmingwas it all just end times defensive bonus?
>>586510363Gee, i wonder why?
>>586542452seems like nagash has basically been fighting exclusively chaos all game so maybe that's giving him a ton of bonus to diplomacy which is dumb
>>586542031>grombrindal why is your instagram pfp a photo of you from 500 years ago why are you catfishing
Greenskins feel boring and weak rn, theyre literally useless at endgame besides sending shitstacks to their death so ill propose some changes so they stack up a bit better>Orc Boyz: buff defense and attack>Orc Arrer Boyz: no poor accuracy, better melee stats>Orc Big Unz: innate Anti-Large>Black Orcs (both variants): armor piercing for both variants, expert charge defense on both (all for Great Weapons), Anti-Large on Great Weapons with mass increase on both>Night Goblin Archers: innate armor sundering + poison (RoR variant now has magic damage and armor piercing)>Orc Boar Boy Big Uns (both variants): Monstrous Cavalry + buffed melee stats>All Squigs: Witchbrew like ability (more uses fepending on tier) for better melee combat>All Trolls: tech tree eventually unlocks completely getting rid of fire weakness>WAAAAAAGH army: replaced with Blood Host armies, get replenishment during WAAAAAAGHs only and WAAAAAAAGHs can be ended once at the objective, WAAAAGH armies stay after but they then get put on a timer like blood hosts do and stop replenishing, makes you have to constantly WAAAAAAGH to keep them around
Are Flame Cannons any good, or should I stick to Grudge Throwers for my allied forces as Kislev?
>>586544103Flame Cannons are just ok>Grudge ThrowerYou have Little Grom on your roster, why would you need those?
>>586544103They're okay, the discouragement is relevant against certain enemies. Mostly a tech option for when you know you're fighting things that get boned by fire (monsters with healing, Tomb Kings). Great cannons and organ guns are better (though organ guns can be finnicky to use properly)
for some reason this fight gave me a valiant defeat in auto even though it was literally all skavenslavesalso when does the vermintide end its nothing but annoying shitstacks of rats it seems like
>>586544103If you play Malakai, doing his flame cannon adventure can give them Dig In!, if you then slap the anti-large seeking rune on them I guarantee you they'll become the best artillery in the game. You just make sure they don't move and you'll see them instadelete monsters and cavalry and rack up hundreds of kills on infantry.>for my allied forces as Kislev?Nvm, they're just ok. Keep to Grudge Throwers.
>>586539272See: >>586438868
>>586544312>spares me a building slot>they get 25% reload speed increase from Foreign Policy>allied recruitment is always fun>>586544362>>586545132cheers
>>586545518The problem with Flame Cannons is that they're just too short ranged without the Dig In, they'll do more damage but won't be useful for what you usually actually want artillery for, which is first and foremost to make the enemy be the ones that have to go on the offensive.
>>586545549
>>586545814I was considering casting that +30% range spell with a tempest maiden, but I think it's too temporary of a solution.
>>586545915Me and my friends on Discord are sharing this amongst ourselves to compile into a googledoc as we speak. You're cooked buddy.
Roll for Cathay gf!
>>586545086loord thats a lot of rats in their GUTS
Okay
>>586547195so you are perfectly safe? stupid lesbian saltbucket
>kairos spends every second from first contact spamming the attrition changing of ways on any army that gets damaged>takes nearly 30 turns to get down to his shithole and start wiping him out>chaos invasion starts and fills the strip with armies right as im at his capitalHATE HATE HATE
>>586514780couldn't they just add movement to existing heroeslike give it to replenishment heroes and make them pick the attachment bonus, either take replenishment vs movement. or just have two of the same unit just for the buffs
>>586547510lmao schemed
>>586546450im already expecting a whale
>>586546450haven't rollcharts been b& on this board for a few years now
>>586488343>It was weird to me in the Nagash intro they go>>Settra, the most evil and bloodthirsty of the TK who wants to soak a continent in blood (he wants to just conquer Nehekhara, it's literally in his faction code. That place is or should be inhabited only by skeletons with no blood)My dude, Settra has tried to conquer the whole world twice, and how the fuck do you think he's going to do that if not by soaking it in blood? By throwing tea parties?The fact he's characterized as being a good and fair ruler once he's in charge doesn't mean he's not invading every place on earth at the head of an army.
>>586547394>lesbianShe literally canonically fucked the male protag of Dreadfleet, Jaego Roth.
>>586539142I still think designing the game with consoles in mind or designing a version for consoles is a massive waste of time. CA/Sega seem to think it'll be dipping into a mythic reserve of new TW players and not scraping the bottom of the barrel for new ones. There are undoubtedly people so retarded so as to want to play TW with a controller but it's not going to be a big consumer base who simply love the game for years and years, it's probably more like a perennial bunch of gamepass or sale guys in small amounts. It is taking, and will be taking, resources and time away from fixing the main platform. Best case scenario is it gets axed before release, worst case scenario is it turns out the engine has weird ass shortcuts and things that come to bite 40k in the ass cause it was made with console limitations in mind. Course I could just be a debbie downer, but I'm skeptical with it
>>586547394Also, I think the point of her threat is that he's safe but only for as long as the conversation goes on?
>>586548951>he's characterized as being a good and fair ruler once he's in charge Is he? He was a good warrior king, yes, but to pull a GRRM (sorry) we know little of Settra's actual rulership beyond "Settra is the chosen of the Gods, so what he says goes". He seems to have spent most of his mortal life conquering more and more and just letting everyone do their thing so long as it didn't interfere with him. There's mentions of his quelling rebellions and dissidents tyrannically but the the Army book for obvious reasons is more concerned with broad strokes than tiny details. I think he's more of the model of a classic Pharaoh who simply lets the nation exist, and whilst his campaigns and whims are expensive he also keeps the loot and victories flowing so the nation isn't bankrupted. I don't think that fits most of our conceptions of fair and just.
>>586550119I distinctly remember lore saying he was a real meritocrat that rewarded competence and had little to zero respect for titles (since the only ones that mattered were his own), kept the people fed and safe and never oppressed them unless, as you said, they actually rebelled, because he is ruthless with mistakes and dissent, as Khatep can probably attest. Basically he was good to live under, so long as you don't value political freedom. His moral flaw was his extreme hunger for conquest, but his people seemingly never suffered for it because he was just that good in war.I think both Alcadizaar and Khalida were still better rulers, as they dropped said moral flaws and the fact they were only worried about their people and not conquest meant they went a level above, but it's like they were tier S and Settra tier A. Basically I see it as Settra is what people project onto Vlad but for real.
>>586550119Maybe we can derive some subtle clues about what his rulership was like from the fact that his reign was universally regarded as a golden age to aspire to by every subsequent ruler of nehekara.
Which LL?
>>586515136>>586514780>movement heroes were a mistakeYeah we got on fine without them before. It feels like when there's a positive bonus, once you start getting it often enough, when it crosses a certain threshold of being the case more than about half the time, it stops being a 'nice awesome cool extra bonus' that you're glad to have and becomes a standard basic human right tthat you're mad to NOT have.
>>586546450fuck me up 24-29
>>586551191wtf is this real?
>>586551191The internet was a mistake.Anyway, Drazhoath.
>>586548891that was a demotivational epstein era rule, we rollan big now.congrats on your kitten.
>>586550991You needn't be a fair or just ruler to have a golden age. Alexander was not a fair or just ruler, yet every post-Alexander classical figure considered his conquests a golden age for Macedonia and sought to emulate his conquests. Saying that because post-Settra TK held his reign up as a shining example of dynastic rule is not a supporting fact for his virtues as a ruler
>>586546450give me the cat
gigachad Ajax has had three sons with Helen, unlike my previous campaign with that queer Achilles.We have also seized Aethiopia, and will soon lead a legion of Artemis-worshipping Nubians to conquer far and wide with.
>>586552110Now you are just babbling. This stuff isn't that complex. If for some reason you are really attached to the idea that Settra was a bad ruler fine, but that isn't what the writers meant to convey. His flaw is arrogance/hubris, not incompetence.
>>586551191Probably a Chinese mod LL. >>586551603>The internet was a mistakeMy wife likes to listen to these stupid stories as white noise when she's working. Now she's upset that Google/YouTube recommend her bullshit AI fake TV show clips and fake documentaries when she's looking to see what's new.
>>586553569Your wife really didn't plan very well if she didn't want the algorithm to bombard her with AI slop.Can't she just delete browser history and/or change accounts anyway?
Why would I play as Khazrak?
So who's the better dark seductress, Morathi or Neferata?
>>586552909Wish there was a Mythos style DLC for Pharaoh Dynasties
>>586553790>Didn't planShe's a woman>Delete historyYes, YouTube allows functionality of removing videos from your watch history to stop the algorithm from recommending related items, I dealt with her complaints for a full month of "not wanting to lose the fun stories", though truth be told in the last two weeks she finally stopped listening to the slop and took my advice to remove them from viewing history. I just wanted to vent really.
>>586554148He raHe roo
>>586554520It's short term vs long-term really.Morathi will seduce an entire room of guys into a lust crazed orgy, and get a boon or benefit from them then discard them.Neferata will send one handmaiden to identity a target worth seducing then spend years worming into the target's inner circle, so by the time she has laid the snare he happily walks into it.Both have very high success rates, but both have completely different methodologies.
>>586551191Teclis
>>586547195
>>586554568The Trojans have chased me into fucking Aethiopia to try and recover Helen. That's plenty mythical for me.
>>586556126She's not worth it, bro.
is 3kingdom a good game
>>586557148It's a good Total War game.
>Earlygame Khemri>finish dealing with mannfredd, spend a few turns tidying up and recruiting new units before finally declaring war on Nagash who is on my border and scary>That exact turn Skarbrand decides to invade me and attack from the exact opposite side with two armies charging two different settlements>Divert my new second army from fighting nagash to fighting skarbrand, leaving one army to deal with 4 nagash armies>Defeat the first khorne stack attacking Khemri, then sprint to reinforce the attack against Skarbrand on Numas>Barely repell Skarbrand from Numas, after being defeated he forcemarches out of view into gor gazan, I begin recruiting to cover the losses>Next turn he INSTANTLY returns with a significantly healed army to beseige the exact settlement he lost against on the same turn meaning I don't get ANY replenishment or ANY recruitment.Ououuuououghhhhh
>>586550981>Alcadizaar the Conqueror had no worries about conquest
>>586559072Despite the name, he was really more of a reconqueror.
>>586558742I haven't played in a year. Did they ramp up the AI cheats even more? Like I get being ultra aggressive with most factions has been the play for awhile with some sacking here and there, but recently coming back and don't remember AI getting really high end units in their armies in early turns as well as recovering very quickly. Medium to late game maybe.
Just installed WH3 after 10 years, what's the latest goss?
>>586559446The end times patch has definitely adjusted AI recruitment behaviour, they recruit higher tier units way way more often.
>>586559498Do you want actual gossip (celebrity drama) or do you want a lowdown on the game updates of the past ten years since WH1?
>>586558742>Khorne attacks me again while I'm recruiting a replacement army>Repel the attack>Flees back into his territory and recruits more units than I killed when defeating him same turn.
>>586559498Legend came back to raise a personal army to conquer CA. But we didn't have his back as usual, so he retreated to his cabbage patch settlement to cry
Morning /twg/
>>586560513Good morning, lad
>>586560513Morning Saar. How's the designated shitting streets today?
>>586560623Why the saar? I didn't make a typo.
>>586560325why did he do it?
>>586560325>>586561026Still to this day, I never knew why he crashed out. Not in this instance in particular, just in general. Like why did the Tomb King, Lizardmen AI drama make him break?
>>586561282He overworked himself cause he's a retard.
>>586560745Morning timezone in Asia. You think i don't notice
>>586561282He was working something like 12-14 hours a day every day in a job that felt like it depended on CA not fucking up.
>>586561791Ah, thats why. I live in switzerland tho.It seems a few anons are enjoying my YinYin mod. Glad it works for them.
>>586561026>why did he do it?Cause he ragequit at the start of 2026 and he's been autistically seething for 10 months.The rage boiled over when he thought he could get his revenge on CA and Total War Reddit for laughing at his fake leaks by doing a fake gayops against a lolicon enjoyer with crippled Volund and Pilps "My cousin got raped by Pakis, waaah". We all laughed at them again for his drama slop and made them all cry and lose hair.
>>586561282I cannot imagine playing so many hours a day for so many years while becoming known for having the most unfun playstyle possible can be very good for your mental health. It also has the risk turning your hobby into your profession always carries, which is resenting the obligations and losing both passion for your work and a hobby.
Bhashiva already came.End Times already happened.Mung is coming soon.Monkey King and the Trickster King also.Dogs of War are on the agenda.Admit it, he was right.
>Random faction of low power declares war on me (Im rank one)>I start curb stomping him>"NOOO!!!! SAAAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND ACCEPTING OF THE PEACE!!!"No, you wanted the rapening and now you get it.
>>586562712Look bro I don't even want new LLs to populate the map I just want some new stuff and polish for the one hundred and eleventeen factions already in the game.
>>586554520They're the same character.
>>586562712where the fuck is slambo you SCHMUCKS
>>586562712I honestly think they should cut Mung, or just make him a LH like Taoyang. I mean for fuck's sake they still need to make Monke, Li Dao AND Yin-Yin. Even though I like the tiger warriors and Bhashiva, even then I have to question these lord priorities for Cathay when half the dragon siblings haven't even been introduced.
>>586563115I want more LLs.
>>586551191Alith Anar and you use your Patronnages to confed Alarielle by turns 15.
>>586564128Xister, we have yinyin at home.
>>586564128Mung is kinda cool, well he looks cool in the custom modded faction
>Balthasar Gelt with Colleges of Magic shit>Teclis with White Tower shit>Katarin with Ice Court shit>Ostankya with Witch's Hut shit>Sayl with Dark Ritual shitAre these all the wizardcore factions?
>>586564445Kairos.Also Mazdamundi and Morathi if they had proper wizardly mechanics.
>>586564579>if they had proper wizardly mechanics.Well until they do they're not getting counted.
>>586564778Sad, but fair.Oh also Nagash, Thanquol and Vilitch.Hopefully Naieth some day.
>>586564445How could you forget the bird? My urine is displeased.Yuan Bo is cathay's master of the winds.
If I want to do a skaven infantry campaign should I go Mors or Pestilens? I remember plague monks actually being pretty good in wh2 but it's been so long since I've seen non weapons team skaven
>>586565051Rictus is better than Mors if you want stormvermin while Moulder is overall better for melee armies
>>586565051Moulder can abuse the new stormfiends iirc, depends how easy you want to make it for yourself
>>586551643oh, that's good to know also thank you i will cherish her giant roided out fuzzy murderous body well
>>586565051Moulder or Pestilens, I think. Moulder can slap buffs on everything with a rat tail, Pestilens wants to maximize the advantages of their contact effects and get discounts for all their signature units.
>>586564579Mazdamundi is getting a new campaign mechanic called Volcano Rituals. So he'll count soon enough. Morathi however, gets nothing but slannesh crossover units
>Download cool mod for chorfs>Get a hankering for a slayer only run against end of the world all end times at turn 30 game>wtf? I have to set a governer?We Roman Senate now, Umgi.
>>586564445>>Balthasar Gelt with Colleges of Magic shit>>Teclis with White Tower shitKinda wish Mannfred had a reskinned version of that. Collecting lore as a resource and spending it to activate army abilities is straightforward but versatile.
>>586566561WE CAN GO FURTHERMORE LEVERS, MORE BUTTONS, MORE MENUS
>>586566561God I really need to learn chorfs...
Is there a mod that lets you recruit vassals heroes and generals?
>>586567041Doubt it, that would be an absurd amount of work.
>>586567801>>586567801>>586567801
>>586564445The Butcher Ogre LL with his meat-magic mechanic.
>>586493428>uglifiedwarhammer vampires are just canonically ugly
>>586546450AI needs to be stoppped
