Previous: >>586425837New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg 11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
15 energy... just...sitting here, waiting for enough to start a run.
hobagi
>>586439519Half TP gone too soon...
>>586439560cryer
>my trainer was raped by his previous trainee
>>586439519I think more people should give up and join b+ clubs
>>586439673would that give an uma the ick or make them want to do it too
>my trainer was raped by his current trainee
>>586439673I want to rape King Halo.
what if I want to consent
single letter filter works
>>586439746Shit Turbo
hellodoes anyone wanna dirt some
>>586439519why can't I have a stronk gentle creature pet? I bet they survive forever, all on their own as well!
>>586439916That's not kinda nice at all
my pov by the way
>>586439519Don't let danchou see this
Gold City's oversized shirt:https://jiggie.fun/03qkcohttps://jiggie.fun/03qkco
ryan LOVE
it's that easy
Satono Diamond has a big fucking butt.Let's all laugh at her.
>>586440039I wonder if triple K pasa is any good as an end closer for dirtsies
>>586440042sniff
best umapyoied moments?
>>586439979Double Jet doesn't deserve kindness.
I'll start dieting tomorrow, I swear
>>586440197You are not a nice person, but I believe you can change for the better
>>586439983
I like my women be shaped like women. Hokko, Dia, Ebayan, LH, etc. don't give me no Seiyun Sky or Stay Gold bullshit
Curren must give the craziest sloppy toppy ever
V is just gonna join every room anyway
>>586440272But I like being mean.
>>586439808you'll just have to marry your coworker
>>586440317>I like my woman to be HYPER WHORES that would NEVER date meyeah I bet
>>586440272what if i'm a bad mean person most of the time but sometimes i'm randomly kinda nice
>>586440423That's what umammers always did, what's the problem
>¥ name drop out of nowhereholy mindbroken obsessed
>>586440567i think thats called manic depression
>>586440628who the fuck is yen
drama?
>>586440567>>586440439I am heartbroken that you aren't kinda nice
>>586440686No more Drama.Drama is banned.
>>586440670The chinese counterpart. All plats + 123 podium every room
Torape
>:O
>>586440727do you want kinda nice randomly or all the time
>>586440750That would be his evil cousin yuan anon
https://x.com/Nov1527_/status/2080983076193399137 turbo news
dodging filters should be a bannable offense
>>586440535No uma would date me
>>586433154You'd be welcome in UMADash with that fancount, but danchou said he's not interested in pushing for S unless the botters get b&, not enough members are willing to hit 250-270M+ fans/month. If that does happen, though, he'd be interested in pursuing S-rank.
>>586440892It's Dodging Danger
>>586440987stop using kitasan for your posts, she belongs to *mama
>>586439937just don't feed it chocolate
>>586440823You should be in the mindset of kinda nice at all times, but the acts themselves should be random
>>586440852AI trash
>>586441054Poor Kita
>>586441054I don't know who that is, and I don't care, either.
>>586441054kill yourself any time soon V
>>586440797CB is a little bit sillybut not as silly as sillius
>>586441182Tourist-kun...
>69 posts>39 image slots already used...............................
speaking of kita...when I use her?
>>586441081
>>586441283Tier 0 for GM's first CM
>>586441182She really needs to stop doing this with the paint that only comes off with saliva. I have to lick her clean basically every day.
> 5 debuffers in one matchjesus christ how horrifying
>>586440852sex
>>586441279-1 image limit. No additional contribution.
>>586441089Just like my doggos, which is fine.>>586441223And that is just how I like her!
So which clubs still have openings
>>586441279You're right, it should be 81 posts 81 images
>>586441279we're gonna speedrun the image limit again and then double bake again
>>586441437not mine
>>586441279
>>586441437Honsefun does I think?
>>586441102and that's how you lost me, i don't need a lobotomy or meds i'll be nice if i want to randomly be nice but screw thinking nice you won't police my thoughts blue demona random act of kinda nice weights the same no matter where it comes from
>>586441437Der/v/
>>586441269I should care about some namefag? I've got a better idea: fuck you, eat shit, kill yourself, and fuck all namefags! yeah! that sounds pretty good! Now I will post an uma that conveys exactly what I'm thinking
Spica Trainer should date Gold Ship, not Silence Suzuka.
back to my weekly conundrum of whether I should go generalist and pull on every uma I like or if I should main lates and play the 2-3 I really like even in CMs where they suck
>>586441562no
>>586441054Kitasan Black is a very popular uma and she has dozens of posters!
>>586441054Stop saying *mamaStop saying 2mamaStop saying *****Stop saying other variantsSay UmamaI don't want to backread every thread I miss. I want to Ctrl+f Umama and read the relevant posts
How are you all keeping track of Fans per Month? I used to write down fans per career during the first month but I lost interest quickly.Also how do you know if your getting good fans at a good rate?
>>586441554bbbbbbbased
>>586441632https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile
>>586441437ids are in the rentry in the opA+umadashuma&coAHonsefun HaythereB+literally all of them i think
>>586441612Yes. Gold Ship will give Spica Trainer many strong children.
>>586441632uma.moe/circles/[your club id]
I will sniff my trainee's bra.I will become addicted to the smell.She will tease me forever because of it.She won't let me sniff her bra anymore.She demands hugs now so I can sniff her instead.Since I'm addicted to the smell, she controls me with itNow I'm totally bound to her will.What should I do do now?
>>586441562Golshi is hotter but Suzuka's personality is a significant step up. Plus, she samba.
So?Did we have fun this CM?
>>586441727No, dirt CM is horrible.
>>586441546Then you shall be struck down for your own good
>>586441626This, it's been very difficult this past month
>>586441708Now generate her being raped.
>>586441626I don't care idiot I do it so the filtertr00n is forced to read and manually filter my post
>>586441626Why are you obsessed with *m*ma anyway?
>>586441727sprint will never be as good as mile
which club is the DSP of /uma/ clubs
>>586441864My club
>>586441864Mambo, they will outlive everyone like DSP
>>586441864mambo
>>586441864What's a DSP?
>>586441776I don't have the hardware or the software to do a good job at that. Also, RYAN LOVE.
>>586441708Flatliner kun might have been right about Ryan
>>586441708isn't kinda autistic to have your name on your clothes?
>>586441289>>586441081turbo sex
>>586441825She owes me sex
lets go chiyooooooo
>>586441825Good source of drama and I like laughing at people that complain about him a lot
Sprint dirt > sprint turf
Mambo going for S this month?
>>586441965Not if you're a professional athlete in a sport that maintains a custom of wearing flamboyant and highly individualized outfits.
I feel dumb for not having that many fans before.
IKZ! LETS GET THIS BIG VICTORY!
>>586442069DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586442063isn't that only for team sports?
>>586441704Have sex with her.
>my club just lost 4 members today
>>586442051They're going for B+
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zamR6U>https://jiggie.fun/zamR6Uhttps://jiggie.fun/zamR6U>https://jiggie.fun/zamR6Uhttps://jiggie.fun/zamR6U
>>586441965it's a japanese trope for spunky boys to wear those kinds of shirt. ie ichigo from bleach wearing a shirt that says 15
>>586442197>no provemeaningless
i like how ogu has a late career glue point to salvage at least a little bit from a failure
Which umas have the best breasts?
I'm actually surprised mambo struggles considering how popular they are. You'd think people would want to be in the popular club.
Rice visited my dorm room and asked for "Trick or Trick"
Are you mutuals with somebody from here despite never borrowing each others Parent/Support card just because you like each other?
>>586442324Rice wouldn't do that
>no prove
>>586442310they're "popular" because they're the thread lolcow bwo...
>>586442280>prove
>>586442412>being this new
Dude what the FUCK I fucking HATE debuffers, what the fuck am I supposed to do? This game's bullshit, what do you mean I need dodging danger and prudent positioning together? What retard thought of that. Goldship is for metafaggots I run Kitasan and Oguri as my oshiMods, ban anyone saying I only have 2 plats
>>586442321Raping Dober.
>>586442321
>>586442335I'm mutuals with some of my club bros and former club bros for no reason in particular.
>>586442173Team uniforms are not normally customized for individual players. Umamusume racewear is more like the colorful and unique outfits that professional wrestlers wear. El Condor Pasa even makes explicit reference to this.
>>586442459Last line is Wings tho
>>586442447>retardyou missed your buttbuddy's post>>586442391
>>586442459I'm a frontfag and I can only win with my double hesistant pace/lates. Too bad hesistant ends is hard to get
>>586442464Dober would rape you first
>>5864402707 and you really gotta do it this time
>>586442296That one
>>586442527I can't take this shit no more man
>>586442464derbing derber
>>586442335i have a few yeah but mostly just to get in on their juciy loops, especially if they play a position i dont and i want to try building it
7 and I stick to eating keto
so any reason why the headlines say champions meeting instead of capricorn cup this cm?
>>586442540>meltycalm down kiddo youre fine
>>586442659Nice podium Kaite
>>586442335No. Why would I like anybody here??
>>586442296
>>586442659air blowie from currenchang
Why are you people obsessed with Dober?
>>586442745I'm not that shitter
>>586441437If they're all full there exists... other options
Mayano after spending an hour talking to Curren the whore of tracen academy
>>586442815she is beautiful and my wife, simple as
>>586442841Based
>>586442296Would look cuter if she was nude, with the hands covering her nipples to keep it SFW.
>>586442815I think Dober's more obsessed with me. I've seen her phone search history.
>>586442815Look at her. There's your answer.
>>586442889and very big and puffy areolas
Why are you people obsessed with Tarumae?
Did you farm fans for your club today, anon? You know, the first three days are very important to estabilish where your club will fight for the rest of the month...
>>586442815She's a mare therefore it's not gay to like her.
Kingu really is that good. I had 85% today, feels nice!
>>586443014not dancho
astroturfed umas>Dober>Shakur
>>586443014That's not how that works
>>586443014half tp is over so i shant
>>586443014i did 7mil but now im gonna actually do a manual run
Being clubless is kinda annoying, as I can't see my hour-by-hour gains.Since the Trainer page only updates daily...I don't even know how many runs I've done today...Is there any other way than uma.moe, to check detailed trainer stats, with high update rate?
>>586443014yes :)
Which umas could get off on ear touching?
my fan output is the same with or without half tpmaybe even worse because I'll glue moreand I'll never do more than my borrows
I want to get serious about building parents for Late/Ends. How do I start? Saw something about getting Mile and Dirt GGPs so you can do more G1s?
>>586442974this but inverted nipples
>>586443257all of them lmaostupid fuck
>>586443257retard
>>586443332just don't. borrows make up 5/8 of inspiration
why does mahjong have so many hands and rules
>>586443332You want the most g1s shared possible, so that includes dirt races.
>>586443226wont matter tomorrow when you come off cooldown and join a club
G1 outfit or school uniform on club chibi?
>wow guys look I got a podium>the opponents
>>586443332decide what skills you want to loop, pick the supoka that carry those skills as hints, start doing runs until 4 different umas all have 1 specific skill in their sparks, then start the rotation over again trying to get skill number 2, then 3>Saw something about getting Mile and Dirt GGPs so you can do more G1s?correct. as many unique G1s as possible. a parent having that in common with its grandparents and to the other parent gives higher affinity = higher likeliness to inherit the spark during your run (and in turn, higher chance to get the skills already looped on your next parent run to continue the loopa)
>>586443014shut the fuck up
>>586443478The only rule riichi mahjong has is furiten, and the game is as simple as 4 sets and a pair. Very easy to get into.
>>586443239botter retard
>>586443478just spam toitoi
>>586443574I dunno why I see so many low ranks this CM.I never saw something lower than an SS in the last CMs.
>>586443478so that smarter dacchis can bully you in friendlies
>>586443654what does oguri soup taste like
>>586443478consider it a rite of passage
>>586443765salted butter
Dubai chocolate is good
>>586442296the hags
>>586443550I have at least half a month to decide on a club, before joining.As you only need to be a member for 15 days, to get the rewards.So I might spend few days looking around.
>>586443765Depends on what she ate before being cooked
>>586443737post page 2 right NYOW
>>586443750A ranks are rare but I've seen a lot of S rank umas during Round 1 in previous CMs
>>586443737Good. Students need to learn not to expect a relationship with their trainer.
>>586443765salty and beefy
My trainee heard someone talking about how they're participating in "No Nut November" and got really sad because she likes peanuts and wouldn't be able to do it
>>586443737now post the part where she makes them break up
>>586441425can just give the fusu carrots instead. :-)
>>586442815to ask that question is to answer it
>>586443609Is there a certain GGP I should start with for the dirt/mile sparks? I presume there are two or three that are better/easier than others, and all I need from them is the pink sparks for dirt/mile.
>>586443894true. GL on your club journey bwoski
>>586443994she's been hanging around raisu too much
>>586444134if you only care about the pink sparks you can forget all that about looping, affinity, shared G1s and that stuff. You just want to use umas that can run dirt/mile with at least B if im not mistaken, preferably A, in order for it to be able to produce a spark of that aptitude or surface
>>586444290Can umas with B produce dirt sparks?I thought you needed at least A.
>>586444089I COULD! Or I could give it the Donut
>>586440270My dieting started working when I stopped thinking like that, you can just start any day, don't have to wait for Monday, or Friday, or after thanksgiving, or after Christmas, it doesn't matter
>>586443332If you want a play by play of what I did as a newfag:Have 3 umas that can do a lot of different races (El, Oguri, Maru) and spam as much different G1's as you can. I forgot the number but I'm doing 25 G1's and like one extra G2 for more SP.I took a bunch of random cards that I want the skill hints for, borrowed an uma that has a lot of skills I want with high affinity, and just grinded Unity until I got one with the most important white sparks, fed that uma with the same borrow to a different uma, and kept repeating the pattern until my own umas had decent enough sparks to loop without borrows. I'm doing Unity because I have the best results there, but I'm only getting A rating anyhow (B+ if URA).If you're looking for dirt sparks, you need to have an uma that has A or higher dirt aptitude and it's random even then. I had to at one point take my good parent that only ran turf and force fed it to my dirt umas, then had to loop back to fix it.My best parent right now is pic related, still looping for better sparks. Your ow mileage may vary.
>>586444410or cake
>>586440270procrastination kills
>>586444346nah he means that you always win the dirt races with dirt b, you need A apt. to get a spark for it
>>586443478it was made by autistic chinese men trying to scam each other through increasingly obscure winning combinations
chiyo is the last human soul fighting off the march of the machines...
>>586443478Fuck reading the rules. Just keep playing and you'll eventually know the rules anyway. I did the same thing when I played TTRPGs.
I gamed somenow what
>>586444682Lemon...
>>586444701Ah, so you're the reason a single round takes two hours.
Is the S rank club looking for new people who are willing to clank fans?
>>586444439I always felt like affinity is just one big gaslight, i rarely get a lot of hints despite having 20+ matching G1s.
>>586444682Lemon... what happened...
>>586444682Lemon.. my rival.. no..
>>586444454I should make some notes, this is great information...
>>586444807From my own experience, it really does show. I never see just 6 blue inspirations now after I put in the work.
>>586444421same but tirzepatide
>>586444807Dirt affinity looping is a massive gaslight unless you're making a pasa/oguri parent.
>>586444807I don't think it's a gaslight since I've been getting way better inspirations since September when I was done clanking my loops
>>586444881Ruby looked at me like this the other day. I think she meant she cant relax and get any sleep with me around so I gave her a nice cup of tea and went back home
I said HELLO I JUST PLAYED SOME GAMES WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW!!!!!!!!
it's gaslight. a full half of the inspiration is entirely someone else's slavery. i never loop and my inspirations are good.
the seanigs are out at full force tonight
>>586445135Play more games
>>586445138now imagine if you had 2 good halves instead of only 1do you wipe half your asshole as well, retard?
>>586445135Play some other games.
>>586443750yeah I dunno there were a ton of S SS rank shitters out today
>>586445056
>>586445135Stop acting like a woman it's triggering my senses of needing to give you attention
When a cute UmaTore fanart referencing irl moments shows up but the tore looks like black haired anime japanese youth #92382738283 and doesn't look like the jockey at all
>>586445135Blogpost your CM races
>>586445138You don't know what a good inspiration looks like
It's official, these are the worst hours
>>586445273it's the same every cm on the 2nd and 4th day
>>586445135Don't yell it's rude
>>586445392>It's officialsource?
>>586445313you're free to do your own fanart bwo
>>586444410>>586444089>Giving the Gentle Creature the DICK
5/8 of the inspiration is entirely borrowed. the other portion is at least 50% strength. 80% of the quality for 0% of loop.
>>586445539no
41%
>>586445392no they arent, you're here which makes them great :)
So why did UmaDash and /Uma/ Club not join the Cup
>>586445313the T-head and T-hairpin is so iconic
>>586445313drawing the jockeys themselves would be subject to right of publicity
>ex-autisuma danchou left the jongbottersI can't wait for his next shenanigans
>>586444881Yes to what? I don't remember asking any questions.
>>586445668The organizer is retarded and I still bear a grudge from how unusable the thread was during the whole officer's cup
>>586445668buncha cheating FAGGOTS
>>586445313>I want some ugly manlet jockey to NTR me
>>586445781yes to shut up and let it happen
>>586445668can you blame them for not lurking the thread to know
>>586445202>>586445231maybe I lied down for meow>>586445286>>586445421sorry...>>586445354not much to blog about really doing well but that's about it
all trainers are dykes
Dia-chan is being lovey dovey again
>>586445859One of them still follow'd the organizer
>>586445789>/uma/ officers flop against unity taiki>/uma/ danchos stomp top 1-6really makes you think
>>586446048who gives a fuck about non-/uma/ discordtrannies
>>586445668No chance to win surely
>>5864460481 day before the race is not enough time to prep but maybe he will remember for the next one
>>586446003don't fall for it she's gonna sleevevore you
>>586445273Sprintslop is a meme and shouldn't be taken seriously
>>586446003Stop flirting in the main hall
>>586446128retard
>>586446128Uhhh the top ones were prepped one day before...
>>586446117/Uma/club danchou can pay one of his club members to build an ace for him
>>586446003YOU WILL ENTER THE SLEEVE
>>586446195officerbwo...
>>586446114>non-/uma/ discordtranniesI thought uma&co joined the race wtf
>>586446134>>586446323I trust Dia, she's not the werewo->>586446226NO!
>>586446003Why does she have a Sleevejob fetish?
>>586446358>discordtrannies>bottersWhy are they allowed in /uma/ but /uma/ chan isn't?
>>586446290bwo? nyo already left, nobody else in there knows how to play the game
Dia is a werewolf Still is a vampire Creek is a mummyAny other monsters I need to know about?
>>586446514hate to break it to you, but everybody's a horse
>>586444881I wasn't sure I should sign up my resignation letter, but if that's what you want...
so now were just making up new words
>>586446358uma&co dancho literally won thanks to ExcelUma 'accidentally' sending an SS rank bourbon
>>586446514Mayano is a cat.
>>586445668nobody cares about forced threadceleb faggotry event i still hate my retarded danchou for joining and I wish he'd quit soon
>>586446474whoever makes the list of what is and what isnt allowed is a faggot himself obvdiscord used to be a no go early on, now days it's being HYPER ignored>>586446609>being this new
>>586446482I'm back bwo... and there's people in the club with more plats than me for sure anyway
>>586446625The moment ExcelUma died to me.
>>586446474we hate * but we hate VFnegros even more
>>586446646Unironically this but mine had to host it.
>>586446625oy neigh stap nyoticin
>>586446625So you're saying it's rigged
>>586446646>Fun events are badNo wonder /vm/ fathers /uma/
>>586446430soundpost jobber bwo...
>>586446625they also accidentally lost several members today, coincidence???
>>586446740If you couldn't see it then you deserve to be cheated on
>>586446653then build an ace for your danchou already. your officers lost to * of all people
>>586446625It was an S+ Bourbon
>>586446650Sorry for not being aware of this fictional "horse" being you're talking about, schizo-kun..
>>586446625Wow, full points should be given to second place 100%, yeah actually and also maybe extra for on-brand pick?
>>586446653How many
Cygames is graciously giving you 10 days to go spend time with your families over Thanksgiving and you're going to instead spend it all obsessing about ecelebs on 4chan?
>>586446474I'm just happy that we're just not recommended in the clublist disclaimer now
>>586446519Oh, sorry Donna, I'm actually here with Rickey.
bwos...
>>586446438Why don't you?>>586446768Works on my machine
>forced drama hourswhy are SEA schizos like this?
>>586445135deadlock is currently a freer to play lab rat testing ground
>>586446815They do not excel at uma I'd say I don't have a horse in this race despite them being the only club I've been in despite putting the game down before this started
>>586446824>your officers lost to * of all people
>>586446992LETS GO ONMYOJI
>named cheval grand>means "big horse" in french
>>586446992Why did Endfield make their mascot Mio from Xenoblade?
>>586447034Their lives are meaningless and they live in the second shittiest continent They need to cope somehow
>>586446905Plats? 12 or 13 I think. I got lazy during MANT and stopped try harding
>>586446826I like making stuff up
>>586447064Not a thing you can say from my club
>>586439250First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.Quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.We're pretty chill, just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career. If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>586447084>forcing a one time joke from a few days ago to be a memeanyon...
>>586447202>We're pretty chill>Quota is 15millionkys
>>586447202why does a "you do you" have a quota?
Bijin
>>586447217Is there actually anyone who legitimately doesn't want to fuck Gentildonna?
>>586447256what is it with you leeching FREAKS getting upset over 15 fucking million a MONTH? that is 1 clanked fan run a dayits faggots like you why a certain other B club died
>>586447327This thread is very gay friendly.
>>586447048bro played for two months and dipped
>>586447202>You do 15mIt's B+, bwochacho. Chill. B+ is top 5000.
>>586447202>B+>quota
>>586447256>>586447275>15M ina MONTH is somehow a non-chill requirement and therefore IMPOSSIBLE to doI swear, I'm giving up trying to understand flatties' logic
>>586447361A little too gay friendly...
>>586447342You are replying to schizo retard that doesn't play the game
NYOOOOOO DON'T MAKE ME PLAY THE GAME AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still haven't made a good end Halo for this CM. I have to borrow CB and don't have wit Sweep and I don't know how much that affects me but it's just not coming together.FUCK why does her ult have these stupid conditions, her kit is ENTIRELY designed around being a late and then her ult is like "dude you better be at the very back or I won't work:)"
Ok time to start farming ggp for dirt cm but first I need to decide on a teamI'm a lazy fuck and I like training triple compsMy staples that I want to run 100% are >hokko>rickeyWho should be the last pace chaser ace? Original Oguri or Original Agnes Digital?
>>586447457correct now shut the fuck up faggot
I really wish McQueen was slowly grinding her crotch against my face right now
>>586447256literally 1 loopa a day
>>586447518Chad...
Good night
https://files.catbox.moe/bkkz52.mp4
>>586447479digitan so you win
We always make fun of McQueen for being a fat ass and having no boobs yet she always has the hottest boyfriends.
>>586443478Just tanyao and toitoi and learn by actually playing the game. It worked for Akagi
>>586447620BASED KITA ENJOYER
>>586447620AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT TYLER PULLING OFF A FOREVER YOUNG MOMENT
>>586447668I don't make fun of her. She is beautiful and good
>>586447620>most danchos rolled middle/parking lot gatesHow rigged was this?
>>586446758>Fun events are bad>No wonder /vm/ fathers /uma/Their fun races are about umas, our fun races are about namefags and clubs, you retarded dramamonkey.
>>586447668but I love mackie
>>586447256still higher thwn mambo lmao
>>586447620respect to danchous that ran their actual oshi and not the most metaslop umas possible
>>586447256/vm/ is that way bro
>>586447843cope
>>586447793Theirs sound infinitely more better
>>586447413I got 150m last month. I'm just asking why a "you do you" club has a requirement regardless of how little it is.
>>586447731AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE
>>586447793Make the change you want to see
>>586447843The only one who ran metaslop was the Uma&Co danchou
Most of the times my club makes a club race I win so they probably think im the best gamer but i actually only have 3 plats
>>586447620imagine the victory s*x * and * had after this holy molly
Bono paizuri
>>586448049Doesn't matter, both be thinking of *****
>>586448058Your cock would disappear
>>586447996>festival Tamamo isn't mediumslop metaleast obvious... huh... whatever his club is member
>>586447479>rickey>pacebro?
>>586447610umasumi
They finally added the zoom in function but I wish they'd let me zoom in more she's so cute.
>>586447620Tamadanchou got second with Tama!
>>586448128I don't read BTS
>>586448167>a fucking knife
>>586448128i don't speak gook, what does this shit mean
>>586448128I thought it was clear I wasn't metafagging when I didn't claim my team would be double debuff + solo meta pick
>>586448128God forbid people train what they like and not whatever gets 5% more wr
>>586447620Is it true that there was a monetary incentive for this race and that everyone else brought their oshi to have fun except the one faggot who brought meta to win?
Hishi Brian and Narita Amazon!
>>586448058dober is thinking jfc they're bigger than my head
>>586448223End closer Falco is A tier
>>586448128retard
>>586447668Tiny and soft wife == happy life
I want to poke that little hole.>>586448207She uses it to carve stuff (she carves you a bear) or to make makeshift fishing rods and a bunch of other things. It's full on survival gear.
>>586448116>the tamamo danchou ran tamamowow
>>586448207you need that with slug journey around
Started on Narita Taishin's career after she spooked me. I think I get it now. The wife posting.
>>586448207yeah
>>586448407kek
>>586448431Prime tsundere midget.Taiga and Shana would be proud
>>586447620>RiceShowerLover>Ayabe
for fun /uma/ constructors standingsuma& co 16 Tama Love 16ButtSweat 16Autis/uma/ 10Bricked 9Honsefun 6Dacchis 6umao 6uma/club 4ExcelUma 1Mambo 0 I'm surprised that its a 3-way tie somehow
>>586448407Janny is so pretty though
>>586448497What does this mean
>>586448207
>>586448548That's a daggerKnowing the difference might save your life
>>586448537It means Mambo has 0 points
>>586448537adding in the points for the officer and dancho cup
>>586448431
>>5864486020 points in what though
>>586448497I would do a last minute check
Glad I'm not an officer or danchou yet people still talk about me. I get the best of both worlds.
>>586448615
>>586448625danchou gay orgy cupit means that mambodanchode abstained
>>586448615pov of >>586448679 who suspects falco doesn't know her womb is tainted white
>>586448615*Scooby Doo comic of pulling off Falco's mask and revealing it's Mirako*
>>586448780>danchou gay orgy cupI should make a new club
>>586448407Ignoring you calling her a slug, it is kind of funny that for Stego's birthday, Journey gifts Stego a bunch of questionable things for self defense, including a "oddly heavy pen" and wire. Stego tells her she wasn't really gonna bring it since she travels light but thanks her anyway.
slovenly falco is the cutest
>>586448975Curren would never show a weak side like this
>>586449020
Why does /vg/ attract so many autists specifically? Is it the general format?
Oh neat for once I can skip buying the scam gacha because the only ones I'm missing are for Umas I don't particularly care for.
>>586449157its a containment board for a reason
>>586449020Licking old men anus and sniffing their smegma? YumLetting my roomie see me first thing in the morning? PREPOSTEROUS!
>>586449157Yes.
>>586449020>t.
>>586449204I guess that makes sense
>>586449157yes. generals were banned from almost every boards long ago. it attracts people that go to discord or twitch and starts breeding "identity" and "rituals"
>>586449378This. Before the generals cancer, we had tripfagging that were pretty much the same shit we're seeing right now.
>>>/vm/
>>586449378there are several boards that are basically just a collection of generals despite not having "general" in the board title THO
>>586449157it goes against everything anonymity stands for i.e reddit
name fags arent real
>>586449662ok finemoaner
the detestable show themselves upon getting mentioned
>>586449662fusus are real
>>586449542I guess our 'thread celebrities' really are just tripfags at the end of the day
>>586449378part of what killed /a/ was the mods no longer deleting all the pseudogenerals
>>586449705such a rude name!>>586449794where? can I fuck em? can I adopt them, feed them?
the loathesome dung eater
i should leave her and go to vma?
>>586448323link me right now
>>586449835>can I fuck em? can I adopt them, feed them?no, no, and yes, but only if you can find one (you can't)
>>586449870What club are you in?
>>586449870depends on who "her" is
gideon ofnir the all knowing
>>586449815Back when there were mini generals for currently airing shows (like 2007-2012) was the absolute peak of that board
>>586449906>no, no>you can't find onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve88BGz0nPc
>>586449952The last good threads were the danganronpa threads and even that was already past the point of /a/ being good
Why does she look so good in school swimsuit and cow bikini?
>>586449895https://mangadex.org/chapter/668a87d3-9bba-4040-a25d-7275a2437b80Have fun desu wa
>>586450046Best girl quality
>>586449870Please don't leave me
>>586450016I dipped before that because that's one of the worst fanbases I've ever seen
rate day 2 of cm21
>>586449952Those were just called discussion threads for currently airing anime zoomerbro/a/ peaked during code Geass and died for good when they allowed shonenshit and shonenspics to make generals with no shonenslop airing
but I enjoyed the mushoku tensei threads before the anime aired. The Overlord threads are great too, I can only find the English fansub OVAs there
>>586450102It was because they were bad that those threads were good. It didn't help that the anime itself was absolutely horrendous dogshit and ruined any good thing out of the first game.
>>586450046i know this is rhetorical but the answer is her UDDERS
Umamusume?
>>586450046she is secretly a cow
We like JJJK and Chainsawman here
>>586450151I'm old but I'm not that old grandpa
>>586450257its called um/a/, kid.
Oi. You aren't Daiwa. What are you doing here? Go away.
nah retard /a/ peaked with Bleach, following the final arc with /a/ was pure kino
>>586450257umamusume peaked in /a/ before the game came outthis general is just a mockery of something good
>>586449815on nu-/a/ you get banned for not making a general nowABIB needs to kill himself
>>586441626ok vm4ma
>>586447731>>586447986DANCHO GANBAREEEE
>>586450287Yeah, funniest shows I've ever seenThe public reactions I meanImagine spending weeks watching that slop and the kiddies believing it's good just because they heard a tourist claim they're deepHilarious
>>586450342I miss the weekly threads...
One of the greatest pumpkins ever grown.
>>586450513>grown>can't play grown-up games
>>586449815>>586449952>>586450151>>586450342>>586450349wrong board retards
snk threads were the last good thing from /a/
>>586450618Thanks doc
https://x.com/Fnsk_uma/status/2116863812272058403
oh hey its another thread exposing the uncs and oji-sans in /uma/
>>586450658the ending was the last time anything took over the boardmy schizo theory is that it scared the mods so much that they gave up on policing pseudogenerals completely because they preferred that to one thing taking over
>>586450696What is Mayano's problem?
Is there no way to make a runaway win the current CM? Even with Unrestrained activating the others just catch up and leave Suzuka in the dust, even at capped out speed.
>>586439250Umatism is recruiting THREE people this month!>B+ club>No quota>Please trade and request shoes >Don't die, but please try to at least do your dailiesReply with your FC or search for the club (Pasa danchou) and check a member's ingame profile to get to the club page.
>>586450737i enjoy being unc and chopped, curren told me shes into that
spam if you're culturally irrelevant!
Umasumi
>>586450737is there an age/weight difference between being an unc and being an oji-san? I was born in the 1980s so I wonder where I land
>>586450971Can I give you more unsolicited information about stay gold instead
>>586450915long face
>>586450843oonige velocity and accel multipliers cucks them in sprint where they can't make a big lead to make up for that
Decided to use some leftover brisket as a ramen protein. Not bad
I really like her old costume.
>>586451050Actual oji san what the fuckI thought we're all in our mid 30s here
>>586451357I'm 29I'm young
I turn into a wizard next year
>>586451309Hello /ck/ anon
>>586451357>midEARLY
You see, the trick to getting a stable and high fan count for your club is to grab as many front mains as possible. They love looping.
>>586451357>mid 30s
>>586451460
>>586451309Umamusume Pretty Derby?
>>5864513571989 can still be in mid 30s
>>586451357try early 20s
>>586451357I'm '89 as well.
>>586451728hey
>>586451616Anons like this are proof this is a containment board for autists and schizos
danchud will never admit it but he kicked ***** because of b-word
>>586451357I'm 28
I'm only 28 approaching 29 very soon...
>>586451759no, off topic and porn posting are by attentionwhores who should be culled
>>586451759We didn't really need proof, there's a reason people keep leaving clubs here
Daiwa Scarlet's huge breasts
>>586451837look at Nishino Flower over here
>RETARDED FAGGOT /a/ talk>and it's about nothing but FAGGOT shitwhere is my girl talk, you goddamn homos?
Your response?
>>58645135729 years young here
>>586452025ruby would not say that
kingu love and devotion
>>586452058tarumae wouldn't say this. she'd be happy for her trainer and hope the two get married in tomokomai.
I seem to be running out of Rob Roy in her swimsuit/cow bikini.
>>586440042I am going to rub my penis on it instead
>>586451357Only the consistent posters are mid 30s. Everyone else is a tourist.
>>586452058I'm looking for a humble big breasted, hard working girl who'd be willing to accept moving to the country side, probably around Hokkaido, where we can raise a family, but *drops something* sorry how clumsy, you shouldn't have seen my XXXL Magnum condom, haha... Wonder where can I find someone like that
>>586452084
>>586452178>>586452058This, whether or not she'd get jealous or inquire is one thing, but I'm sure her mind would immediately switch to promoting date spots in Tomakomai and even looking for a good vista for a wedding
>>586452302Ruby would say that
>>586449835>>586449662>>586449982Rape
>>586452058I don't
>>586448975She could learn from a real slob how to be cute
oguri...is in the soup...
>>586452058
>>586452385>>586452446>in a call, but COMPLETELY muted everythingUmazing... the power of a STINKY french slop
>>586452058this reminds me of the ines hypnotism phone image
>>586452025I'm well versed in girl talk, whcih flavour you wanna talk? Gaslighting the guy you wamt to fuck into liking you? badmouthing some random bitch? or how you ate pizza from the floor?
>>586452629post it
>>586452058Okay but the youngest trainer is more likely than not to be at least 18 years old in uma universe(even kids can become trainers here)Most trainers are in their mid 20s if not at 30sWhat are they suppose to do when all their time is spent on training horsegirls?
>>586451357I have 8 nieces and nephews so you're not wrong. my nieces love watching umas race
huh.... Eishin Flash bros????
>>586452450why would inariwan do this
I want Ruby to tongue my anus
>>5864526461. Incredible writing there2. I was jokingly talking about RomCom mangas and the like, not literal girl talk.
>>586452742Doesn't matter, he can kiss the place I've cum 50 times this month however much he wants
>>586452742Bro is old.... also I have a (stolen) video of this clip in three different angles
>>586452752thats just how they do things in Oi
>>586452058If my uma asked me I'd show her the conversations and it'd just be me expressing my fujo fantasies to the men that hit me up
>>586449662>>586449835stop finemoaning so much
Only retards aren't posting both here and /vm/
>>586452903
>>586452903Suzumanko
Machan is really romantic
>>586452903not fuku...
>>586452903woah you cant post that!!!!! wowza!!!!
>>586452742me on the right
>>586452932>after several months of infiltration club drama is now /vma/ culture/uma/ won
friendly reminder to not reply to pornpost trannies
>>586452903You can't post that
>>586452903i... want to eat a ninjin?
>>586452903My danchou gets to fuck that
>>586453065/uma/club...
>>586453065Can you say this in english
>>586453147Can you learn English?
>>586452903i can see it
>>586452742what are the leg wrappings for
>>586453257stop posting Rob Roy in swimsuits
>>586453279protection
>>586453279Supports tendons and protects them during transport
>>586453325
Now that I think about it Silence Suzuka is actually sexy
>>586453257continue posting Rob Roy in swimsuits
>>586453595
>>586453543how? she is flat as a boardno ass, no tits, no anything
>>586453662god damn that's hot
>>586453595wuv Shakur
>>586453643this but my penis
>>586453662She's not my usual type either but something about her is just undeniably sexy
>>586446625>sending a SS rank bourboni-it wasnt a SS bourbon tho...
>>586453662you don't need to tell us how sexy Suzuka is
>>586453662shes the goat
>>586453662
flat hours?
>>586453943
natie isnt flat
>>586453959shadows don't make your nipples completely disappear
>>586453943that's a shid
>>586453943 what am i looking at? why is there a lump of green?
>>586453959At least post an uma that is actually flat.
>>586454124
Are we done?
>>586454290done with what
>>586453943this is some HORSESHIT
flat hours BEGONE
>>586449794real CUTE that is!
>>586454319ur mum
>>586454354>treat: milk (breastfeeding)>trick: milk (extraction)
>>586454290uncs went to bed yeah
>>586454470fug it is past 11 already
>>586454193>>586453943Whoa buddy save it for the actual race.
>>586454398I like this creature
>>586454268IM TAISHIN TESTING
>>586454612Many are saying this.
>>586454598
>>586440042What a fatass!
>>586454734Dia Dia shit mid race?
>>586454504Like father, like daughter.
>>586454715expel poop backwards = gain forward momentum
if you like flatties you also like penis
>>586454470odds go nap with the other uncsevens play the game
>>586454835You're homo if boy umas don't turn you on
>>586454835Every man loves his penis. Cut it off if you don't like it.
>>586454465But men don't have milkHuh?
>>586454835what's wrong with liking penis? you have one too
>>586454912>>586454928lol
>>586453761this is very true.
>>586454636damn hot
What the fuck counts as a "boy uma"?
>>586454835if you need big boobies to like girls you're low test
>>586455021Uma who attracts homos
>>586454889later nerds
>>586454354I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will suck on her boobiesI will be happy
>>586455029lol
Consult the chart
>>586455021Certain stallions.
>>586455021any uma with short hair, apparently. At first I thought it was umas with short hair and less curvy bodies, e.g. Seiun Sky, but anons called Mejiro Ryan a "boy uma" too so that's clearly not it.
>>586454924I told her I was out of it already but she kept milking...
>>586455029Girls I like just happen to have big boobies. And short. And wear glasses.
>>586455108>he simps for this
>>586454992i have no idea if there are more of these
>>586454354BIG hours when?
>>586455021Short hair? BoyDoesn't wear a skirt? BoySmall tits? BoySays "boku"? Boy
>>586454912>>586454928Literal troon behavior lmao no wonder they hate natural women
>>586454024>>586454135anything below 80cm is a flat chest desu
>>586455140I can't read shit
>>586455021Short hair + flat chest = boy uma
comfy hours in 249 minutes
>>586455140>most of the big titty umas are stallions
>>586455191my dick is bigger than yours
>>586454734>>586440042I need Dia to bully my penis with her big butt and big boobs
>>586455140>retro designsFuck off
>>586453719>fem toraina
>>586455198...you know how bust measurement works, right?
>>586455297that pic is older than you lil timmy
>>586455143Ryan is not a boy uma. Not a chance. A tomboy, but not a boy uma
the gay niggas here got really upset with that post
>sudden yuri posting>sudden 3DPD creek posting>sudden creatura postingnyoticing
>>586455301>NTR
I think fat and flat umas should try their best to convince me if you catch my drift
>>586455294>boobseh ok>butteh>sleeveOH HO HO HO
>>586455459what are you nyoticing oh wise finemoaner?
>>586455252Now this is the good stuff!
>>586455459I only posted one yuri image though
>>586455486>>>/s/
>>586455461Mirco is on record as saying it's Duramente who has legs like his wife. sorry Flash, you're still the most auraful of all the horses he rode though
Can we go back to talking about how generals on 4chan were a mistake
>>586455486Is Cafe that stupid?
>>586455461Who is Mirco?
>>586455486convince you of what
>>586455571I forgot that was the 3DPD board. Hidoi desu wa.
I NEED TO FAP IT IS ONLY DAY 2
>>586455767>>>/reddit/
>>586455639You hate generals and yet you participate in one. Curious!
>>586455767Stay strong
>>586455493No, NOT THE SLEEVE!
>>586455703https://vndb.org/v10619Which side I'll defect to next
>>586455328yeah, from the pointiest part of the chest, all the way around to the back, and to the front again as circumferencs
fuck me
>>586455808When did I say I hate generals
>>586455872YWNBAW
>>586455872Why don't you spin, boss?
>>586455486I like Cafe but why does she have a paw print on her stocking?
>>586455486holy shidd it worked
>>586455767I lost day 1 cause an IRL started selling nudes and I always found her hot
>>586455872sorry, i only fuck umankos
This is one good looking uma
>>586455767NNN is jewish nonsense meant to convert you into a "reformed" (raped) puritan that supports umasrael
>>586455767ningens... they're born to cum
>>586455493This seduces the trainer.
you guys really do NNN?I haven't been able to since last year because my trainees keep invading my thoughts
Imagine being a trainee and you're excited to meet your future husband, but then that trainer turns out to be f*male. How mad would you be?
>>586455504That we got very cringe and some alright poster in here right now, mostly cringe tho>>586455541More than enough
NNN is a gateway into religious psychosis btw
C'mon torena san, just a little nut won't hurt.
>>586456119>lesbian
>>586456119No, caring about what internet strangers think about my penile activities is the gayest thing everSecond gayest thing would gay sex
>>586455872thanks for reminding me that i haven't done any of my spins or skipped through the event stories yet. almost forgot
>>586456203That would fix a lot of people here
>>586456175how retarded are they to not ask if their femtore has a brother?
Trying to convince other men to cum is gay behavior
my body my choice
>>586456028Why doesn't mine look like that?!
>>586456270>my schizophrenia is better than your schizophrenia
>>586456106she raped me
>>586456215prime for correction
>Oguri Goes on a Dietliteral nazi stalin wtf
>>586456361Her manager is so lucky...
>>586456404>wasting semen and time on a lesbian Sucks to be you.
>>586456294Just shoot your goo my dude
>>586456494Give me the full video and I will
>>586456492in the end, she'll be the one sucking on me
honeyade
>>586456494Now I am thinking about an inexperienced Dober quoting h manga during sex.
>>586456494Bread?
>>586456643TORENAPUT YOUR PONOSIN MY VAGOOAND JAM IT IN
Bourbon's delicious under boob sweat and ass crack sweat
>>586456694
Dober always requests to jerk me off with a Fleshlight
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zamR6U>https://jiggie.fun/zamR6Uhttps://jiggie.fun/zamR6U>https://jiggie.fun/zamR6Uhttps://jiggie.fun/zamR6U
I told Dober semen was good for skincare and now she drinks it from the source before going to bed
baker-san doko
>>586456541>video
>>586456958Whatever it is nigga just share
I'm nervous about tomorrow and joining a new club
if you arent going to learn to bake then just chill it's not like we're ever in any danger of getting archived
>>586456541It's on I***a
>>586456494Sumimasen, give me the full douga kudasai
>>586457008Which club are you joining
Skip the Helios Banner
>>586457049NEVER
>>586457041On what
>>586457049I wish your dad didn't skip the condom
>>586457048I'M NOT SURE YET THATS THE ISSUENot like I currently have many choices to begin with, that was /uma/ related at least. Maybe that will change tomorrow.
>>586457049
>>586457151Are you looking for a certain ranking?
>>586457041Why self censor?>>586457131Iwara
>>586457049skipping the whole month desu
>>586457049The gyaru banner is just better value so this makes sense
umas for this feel?
>>586457049Who isn't?
Hokko, ZRR, and Suzuka should reenact this
>>586457376>egg porn
>>586457049retard
>>586457224Not 100% sure. Depends on which clubs have space for me, and aren't cringe as hell. Plenty of the latter in here, or the whorren fags make 90% of it up, so who knows for sure.All I know is that it's not going to be anything under A, or borderline A/B+.
>>586457025Make bread
Umama status?
>>586457496I'm not wasting my carats on the zoomer and the ugly umas.
laughing my ass off at the retards bricking themselves pulling for Helios a front for mile that gets raped by Taiki and literally any pace with budding blossom
I guess hakuraku is accurate
>>586441279We should post MORE
>>586457628reformed
eat bread
Pretty good winrates, i guess i will go into 20k lobby lmao
>>586457695That's their age
>>586457727She's eating my baguette
>>586457679>>586457643
>>586457628sleeping with *
>>586457049If I luckshit V Ines below 100 pulls maybe
>>586457628not returning to uma club apparently
>>586457747Rawdogging Nishino until the day she starts ovulating
>>586457679shut up pacechud you're going back in the cuckshed for all of GM
What does the N mean?
>>586457763
>i'm nervous>i'm shyfuck off tranny
>>586457847>>586457860sex with two of those
>>586457847Nice Natura November
>>586457821Ramonu is a pace card, KS Miracle is also usable in GM, also Gold City by the end of GM I can use that too on my pink Taiki
>>586457991>>586457991>>586457991
>>586457727GUHHHHHHH ARDAN I'M CUMMING
>>586455169Imagine being retarded enough to give a troon money and the fucking subhuman spends it on racing
>>586458160>over $100 on Forever Fraud No wonder Forever loss
>>586457049my dick screams and cries louder than yours bub
