Previous: >>585128928Calamity EditionGW3>https://www.guildwars3.com/en/GW2>Resources and FAQshttps://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV>Guildshttps://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0>Am poor! What do?DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIESDaily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/dailyCurrencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overviewOW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overviewSalvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overviewhttps://gw2efficiency.com/https://gw2-ectoplasmator.aenzenith.com/ (for gambling addictions)Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.>My build is absolute shit! What do?https://gw2mists.com/https://metabattle.com/https://snowcrows.com/https://discretize.eu/https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/https://en.gw2skills.net/>Events and Gem Store saleshttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/>LatestNew RaidNew Leggy WeaponMad King Festival!!>Soon™Hall of Monuments 2.04th Mystery Race Reveal for GW3Balance Patch (Nov 10)Extra Life Bonus EventWvWussy New Map Beta>Latest Patchhttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/177745-game-update-notes-october-13-2026/>Latest newshttps://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/living-world-seasons-are-now-included-with-guild-wars-2-expansions/https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/shadow-of-the-mad-king-2026-is-now-live/https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/support-team-arenanet-for-extra-life-2026/>Speed Relics for Turbogayshttps://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/>Addonshttps://www.deltaconnected.com/arcdps/https://blishhud.com/https://raidcore.gg/Nexushttps://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/
>>586445220good op
it's done, champion
Happy Halloween!
>>586446728now this is A B S O L U T E C I N E M A
Picking the girl because she has titties.
>>586446728Using a sylvari for Freddy's ugly burned skin was clever.
>>5864467288/10 i kek'd
BRING THE DAMN WIKI UP BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>586447380>plantYou sure she's has pistils?
There's an engineer in the lab that's doing nothing but dropping turrets and standing around and I have no idea what he's doing. Like, he's not even auto attacking. I don't get it.
sylvari ingame are so busted but then in the art theyre like... sexy WoW undead?
>>586452301That's a bot.
>>586454075I'm used to bots overtly flying in games while being ignored by devs. I'm not used to this level of subtlety.
>>586455727Yeah you will see them in groups standing on top of each other, usually with the same guild tags and mostly same character designs. Just report a few of them and ignore the rest. Those spots get monitored and at some point a GM will appear and check.
>>586456608I've seen a bunch of gms by farming that way. They don't ban you unless you don't move when they tell you to.
>>586456608>tfw entire guild cosplaying as the same character gets banned
>>586458397Good, drones are a horrible fetish.
Man this wiki shit is really affecting me.I have to consciously stop myself from typing in "gw2 wiki [whatever]" into the search engine out of habit.
>>586464846
lmao did the wiki to this shit game get hacked?niggers couldn't update php lmao
>>586467628They did update the php, but they're currently testing functionality between the game, API and the wiki afaik.
>>586468501Well they're not doing a very good job of it because there's a login box on the site now and input behavior is precisely what the flaw compromised.
>>586461525Brother
>>586469291Oh, well if mr. dimwit says they're hacked, they must be!
Always be loyal to your krewe.
>>586464846What do Jen's secretions smell and taste like?
What's the new meta for gold farming? Volatile magic to trophy shipments have gone down the drain.
>>586482350the game's economy seems kinda fucked up lately
>>586482350P-wording the LAB until tuesday afternoon, then there is no prospect of ever making any gold in the game, ever again...
free p-cake birthday
another slice for me pls
What's this called again ?
̶t̶w̶o̶ one more week ̶s ̶ to RBL 2.0
>>586500629typical cat behavior
>>586504749No Female Daughter Human Underwear Un-Molested?
>>586504749Those dyes are cartoonish asf fr
i haz no time whats faster for weekly tower or race
>>586506029probably tower
>>586506029race is 1min
i have no goals in this game and i spend all my money on ecto gambling
>>586508931I do the bunny race which is like 40 seconds or less, no idea if that's fastest way but it's the comfiest and it's impossible to fail
>>586507540>>586508931>>586510785tried once both, 5 pt eachtower is faster to go up but overall need more time due to the loading at the start and at the end
>>586506029you get double points for doing the time trials if you get a gold chest time, just spam them over and over. it's 7 or 8 races quick if you find the clocktower to be a pain in the ass. i did them both, but less reeree for spamming races, just boring.
https://www.twitch.tv/guildwars2stream starting soon
>>586520403>new wvw mapfly or flop?
cornerstone
>>586520403>borderlands map previewamazing they're putting this much work into a dead game mode
>>586520403pls make a report here im deaf esl and retard
this map is a real challenge for Anet, they need to reignite wvw passion before Camelot Unchained is released or everyone will leave
>>586522190>Camelot Unchainedroflolkekwut
MUDDYUDDY
threadly reminder that flame legion is almost all homosexuals including maleherms
>>586520403I like the idea of playing wvw until I run into boonball autism and ppt, then I stop having fun
wiki is back
>>586527328*pulls trigger on empty revolver chamber aimed at head*Oh good.
>eb outnumbered>rbl outnumbered>gbl outnumbered>bbl outnumbered>back to eb see 5 ppl try to recap klov>all die to 3 blues then leaveim sitting there alone watching the world flipping red/blue in loop
>roleplayers
im gonna say itreaper shroud is the only good shroud and every other specs shroud is poo smellyat least reaper gets a big scytheother shrouds just shoot poo out their fingers
>>586482350WvW has become the best gold farm
I just spent 1200 gold on a whim for the bat shoulders
>>586527328Sorry! This site is experiencing technical difficulties.Try waiting a few minutes and reloading.(Cannot access the database)
whatever server they changed the wiki to is so fucking slow like actually 8 seconds to load the event timers
>>586540279we are literally 2 online on my side rn
>>586544746It took me 2 seconds. It might be a (You) problem.
>>586544746not even bothering with that anymore, i downloaded blish and got the event timers ingame
Just learned that GW1 krait has legs so they're possibly playable in GW3
If you unlock the skin of a legendary if binds right?
FUARK
>>586552816if you dont have this and rolling ace you are worse at the game than me, who is a NOOB you are the NOOBest
>>586542295bat shoulders?
>>586552816>>586553516Look, I'm a normal guy with normal reflexes. How in the ever living [FLAVOR] am I supposed to get 1min or under for the Demon of a Drifter achievement in the raceway? My beetle (rented) decides when it wants to drift, there's times where I release the drift button and it keeps drifting (I have on average 50-60 ping). I've completely taken my hands off my keyboard and mouse and just watched my character drift across the map. I saw a thread back in 2018 where the time-limit was adjusted to 1:30, why was it reverted to 1min? I wouldn't care if it was just some random achievement that gave some achievement points, but this has a cosmetic tied to it that I'd like to try and actually 'achieve' without raising my blood-pressure to unhealthy levels. I've gotten (at my fastest) about 1:15 with my raptor, not sure if I have to wait a whole year and return with Griffin or something to try and blast through it that way.TLDR: Demon of a Drifter's time limit is too strict (again) and drifting doesn't work properly for me for some reason (I know some elitists will hop on here and try and pick at whatever incompetency they think I have but rest assured, I know how to hold C to reduce friction and release it to regain it [WHICH DOESN'T HAPPEN]). Fix the time limit please, if I wanted to stress out over a racing game I'd play a dedicated racing game.
>>586559724There is a shoulder skin that gives you a bat swarm cosmetic aura.
>>586559914FIRSTEST MOST BIGGEST TIP FOR RACING BEETLESif you know you just fucked up the run really badly or made an obvious mistake, press the X in the corner to reset quickly. saves you lots of timethe big secret about the mad king beetle track is that you dont need to drift in every section, in fact if you cant make the drifts it is a run killer vs just taking the turn slowly most of the turns here can be taken slowly the only drifts you really need to nail are >the first drift>the drifts after the long boost sectionsand nail is a strong word, you just need to come out of them with 'good enough speed' to beat the timeyou can use A/D alongside camera turning to help make some of the really tight turns (helpful for that one turn on jormag's fang)you can also boost and hold S+let go of w and mousemove for a short, more controlled boostif absolutely necessary you can dismount if you need to make a super sharp turn (they also implemented this into the track with those pumpkin heads that can stop you if you run into them, like bumpers on a kid's bowling lane)
>>586562868>>586559914just made an even better time while trying to set up OBSanother tip i forgotforget all the shit about friction and whatever, simply try releasing the drift button once you are aligned with the direction you want to go
>>586563161
>>586562868personally i stick beetle achievements right up there with underwater combat stuff. in the trash.
>>586559914gotta go fast kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4568hez3_Kc
>>586563429most of them are genuinely just >dont crash>dont spam boost just because you have it or got a boost bubble>learn to drift on a basic level>dont drift every turn just because you can driftthere are also videos out there of driftless track clears and i havent even touched action cam usage
>>586563703>looked like they just barely missed a bubble multiple times>got it anyway>me am driftshitter
sometimes not pressing forward is enough to get a good turn
the guy who asked for wall-climbing mount?you getting it in gw3. might be the only mount in that game
>>586575117that was me and I will now play your game (if there is a cute lizard skin)
>>586575614They'll probably make one if enough people ask for it.
>>586580101>literally everyone wants a non-jade mech engineer skin, even non engineers because it is just such a fucking eyesore>no mech skin
>>586580935I feel the same way when no foreskin
>>586551898well damn i guess krait are capable of humanoid form being quasi-shapeshifters n shiet>https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Bredyss_Longstride>https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Krait_Necross>https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Krait_Neoss
>>586552816>>586559914I just got this on my first try and I crashed like 3 times
>>586575117if there's no rollerbeetle and griffon mounts I'm not playing it
>>586445220>threads last 12 daysIs it time to move to /vm/?
>>586605359the P-wording in the lab ends today, so everyone will come back to the thread shortly...i am right, right? right? riiiiight....
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