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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
*slips into something more comfortable* teehee
mikes op cyute...
>>586465615i wanna have sex with all of them all of them all of them
I'm going 2 sleep goodnight /utg/
>>586465906he would say this
Chara pretends not to be attracted to humans, but every time they walk past you, their balls start making a loud sloshing noise, like they start filling up in your presence in a manner chara is unable to mask
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Nurse Ralsei preparing high-quality meals for you while you recover from surgery
>>586466270chara that is really not normal i think you need to have someone look at that. like me. i am a doctor. i have a medical license. i went to school for this. seriously. please let me inspect your balls
orange is hyperpregnantwhich one of you did it
>>586466517
Thank you again Ralseianon for letting me get findommed by princess Ralsei on the whiteboard. It is truly an honor. Such a pleasure to be humbled
>>586466532oopsie. my bad. i just wanted orange to start lactating so I could have an endless supply of orange juice
>>586466605you are very welcome anon :D thank you for allowing princess ralsei to rob you blind
I wanna hug Chara, nestle my head between her breasts and gush words that only she gets to hear.
>>586466954guh…… when you put it like that….. Thank you so much, I feel like I’m going to get addicted already I love my princess so much
my peeny hurte
undertale's great because when you think of a golem girl most games depicts them like the left when utdr depicts them like the right. it's a refreshing flavor
Over the past few months I've been liking Rudy Knight more and moreI've been indoctrinated
>>586465636
>>586468682saved
>>586466270this sounds like erotica written by an alien
Only microwave his insidesPlease please please only microwave his insides
>>586468879sounds like something someone trying to hide the identity of the roaring knight from me would say.....
>>586468797oh cmon you gotta admit it would be hot if charaliens sloshed around when they were in heat
>>586468972Microwaving the Ralsei plush reveals early what the Knight's other element than Dark/Star is
>>586468631Hi pixelturd
i wish i had internet...
I will spend this month practicing my art and my music and my coding so that next month I can start work on my Earthbound depression RPG and defeat the evil Toby Fox
>>586465636Saw this >>586462312and it made me realize I'm not a True Fave Fan™ because I don't even have a custom fave mouse, so I put one together
>>586470438No fuc you I’m doing that
battat's cute leaking stiffened excitable green penis
>>586471231oh my god that's cool and you're right i should do that to prove my devotion tooi wonder if it should be a SOUL heart or a true knife. maybe the regular knife sprite then it turns into the true knife on highlighting. thatd be cool. wait is it hard to make a custom cursor, do you have to know programming or can i just put in some image files
>sit down in front of pc>immediate headache>stand up and look around>nothing to doit's all toby's fault for not having released chapter 6 yet
>>586471231i dont know if fave would want me to do that, or what they'd like their cursor to be, their sword might work
>>586471714For sprites -> cur files:>https://www.cursor.cc/What I used to animate mine:>https://www.rw-designer.com/cursor-maker
>>586471762anon go to bed and sleep off your headache
>>586466517Are Kris's balls just loose in the wind there?
i want to draw but i have to take a break to eat. a fate worse than death?
>>586471989thank you asgorechad
>>586472065what balls
>>586472675What is Kris just featureless and smooth down there?
>>586472770just a small cock and empty sack
Kris may only wear a skirt without panties so I can have easy access
>>586472614My pleasure
>>586467421artist?
>>586472000it's morning
>>586473157>non canon timezonewrongeth, it's almost lunch hour
>>586473209it's 10:34late morning, but not quite "almost lunch hour"
>>586473251>it's 10:34OH MY GOD HE IS IN THE CORRECT TIMEZONE *GASP*
>>586473209I eat at 13 so it's not almost lunch hours
crazy how little you can do in an hour in front of a screen in comparison to what you can do in real life in the same amount of time
>>586473572can you elaborate?
>>586473615i can't because the telling would be grim
>>586473615an hour flies by in front of a screen while amounting to nothing been done while irl you get stuff done in the same time
anons, do you think kris remembers resets? if not why can only they see save points and not us? we can only see them when we're inside them
I love fish
>>586473916i would explain and answer your questions, but if i were to tell you it would be grimmy info
>>586473916>we can only see them when we're inside themnot true
>>586473916If Kris remembered saving and loading they wouldn't do things like get freaked out about Spamton after each time you do the fight
>>586473983i would tell you if i ate fish or not, but such a telling would be grim
>>586474064the save point in noelle's house disappears once kris takes you out of their body doesn't it
human, i remember you're genocides
>>586473916My theory is that Kris has played Deltarune before all the way up to the roaring. I think they did this a bunch of times before giving up because they couldn't save everyone. The reason we appear is because they are hoping we can get them to the good ending through our power, and they hate that they rely on us. They're working in the background with the Knight and Ralsei to push us towards the ending they want us to achieve.
>>586474253It's a fish-eat-fish world
>>586474292the lightworld saves aren't canon, they're there only for gameplay purpose. Toby said so.
i wish i could draw...
I was doing some studying on tarot cards and thought that the hanged man looked like Flowery.The hanged man is all about mental attitudes and making the best out of a bad situation through altering your frame of mind.Kind of fitting for Flowery.
>>586475607you can draw anon! i believe in you!
>>586475925he will be hung. very, very hung.tangential but I have a rider-waite deck sitting right next to me I fuckin love the art on them
>>586475607calling the jannies for this
is tierzoo a good channel to sleep to or is it coallyasked bibliox
Kris doesn't remember saves because Gaster is the one letting us do itGaster remembers them as seen with the Knight
Iconic
>>586477018it's extra creepy when you remember it's probably autumn and susie is a lizard so she has cold blood and she's in the chilling water meaning she's slowly dying
>>586477018It’s super DUPER fycking scary when you remember that deer are much bigger than lizards and can STOMP on and KILL them
Sex with the anon below me
>>586476547i dont like it very muchmused balthizard
>>586474514this post gave me goosebumps because the beginning of deltarune would really makes sense in your scenariowhy did kris woke up right instant the second toriel came inside their room in the first chapter? i would expect them to stay in bed for atleast 20 more seconds and not immediately lunge out of the bed
>>586477018I want to listen to Noelle's heartbeat from inside
I find susie is way harder to draw than any other deltarune character weird mix of long skinny face but big body
>>586474514The wrinkle in this is that Kris is way too upset about chapter 5 for me to believe they've seen it all before
>which character am I?>*hmmm she looks like a dinosaur*>you remind me of the dragon gyat gyat gyatgerson was kinda racist
>>586477561If it was true, Kris was able to exist on their own soul power in the past. Imagine being a timelooper who spent potentially months/years before giving that power up to try for a better ending. You'd be pretty upset you would have to put the power in the hands of someone as stupid as the average Deltarune fan.But what other choice do you have? There's only one ending anyways. It's a hail mary.
>>586477575Well, he's old!
fave masturbated 3 times today and now their penis is getting kind of sore when they have random boners ow ow ow
Nobody ever draws fuggin anything at this hour fug
>>586478028i JUST drew something
>>586477986do 4
>>586465615Hooman!
>>586478028i JUST wished i could draw something
>>586478081no man it hurts i don’t want to rip the skin plus i gotta go to bed soon
>>586466270I would tell her I don't like futas.
duuuuuhhh.... ahafafafafafa.... errrrrsusssieeee fhaaahahaaha eruuuuuuuhhhhhgggghhh
I was hung over so i slept off the hang over and now ive got insomniac and its 4:12am
>>586478028
>>586478245i had a hangover too and it’s also 4:13 am isn’t that a homestuck reference but i only took a 1 hour nap earlier, this is just my NEET schedule
it's a krusie kind of morning
>>586477986bro, your november?
>>586478161would you do it for a fave-snack?
>>586478473we went over this earlier that’s only fun for fantasies in my head and cartoon pornography i’m not gonna do that for real and for my own amusement only, what do i look like a masochist. if no cutie who loves me is getting anything out of it i’m not doing jack. except for jacking my peanus weanus in fact of course
>>586478359
>>586478696only if you were fave feeding it to me, WHICH YOU’RE NOT. get outta here
Tobyknighters will be vindicated
>>586477575It depends on whether The Dragon in LotH is supposed to be an actual character with a personality who's badass and stuff or if it's just a regular dragon
>>586478469GOOBER
>>586479028Noelle's secret Halloween-obsessed cousin October who goes by Toby and made the Knight armor as a Halloween costume...
Carol's miscarried third child Undess (short for Undecimber, hypothetical name of a 13th month)
>>586478710you could be doing sensitivity training so you can be quick shot for your future irl fave who might find that cute
sucking fave dry
Sometimes (but only rarely) after masturbating it burns when I pee. said fave
Berdly will hunt you down and eat you btw
>>586480572BURNING BURNINGWITH DESIRE
so newsletter when?
>>586480572sometimes happens to my fave too. I think it happens when he holds his pee. try pissing before
We will have a TAS tie speedrun of Mario before deltarune chapter 6 release.woah
>>586480652december holiday (1225) (roaring knight's daughter) (rudy's daughter) (Krismas) (ooohhhhh that terrible day,,,,)
>>586480823but you have to piss after to clean out your pipes otherwise residue gets stuck in there
Had a dream last night that Chapter 6 came out, but only the first half.Chapter 6 Part 1 in January and Part 2 sometime in fall.After that, there then was going to be a Chapter 4.5 in 2028, detailing the events of the night in between 4 and 5.And then Chapter 7 was TBD
>>586480991piss > cum > drink > piss again
>>586480578Berdly could save everyone singlehandedly but he makes Kris cringe so hard that Kris not only refused to go down the Berdly route, they even ensured Berdly gets taken out in all of our routes so we never go down that route either.
>>586481258mmmdrinking cum
>>586480823I don't think that's it? Fave also can't really masturbate with a full bladder anyway, since the urge too pee is too distracting.Fave tells faveself that it happens from squeezing too hard which damages/irritates the uretha or something. No idea what really causes it, though.
No one can predict what chapter 7b will be about so it's better than the normal route because we know that the knight is dess.
>>586481204Do you really think Toby would do that? Just rip off Madness Combat's storytelling?
Why was Friendram treated like schizophrenia again exactlyI still haven't seen any better answers for "who is holding the mantle", the holder has to be someone who remembers ou're snowgraves and FRIEND is known to stalk you in the Snowgrave chapter, and the other pink and yellow eyed guy quite literally has an attack where he summons mini clonelings of himself to attack youThe "friends are stupid cat minions actually" dialogue is the literal only evidence against it and you can just argue the amalgam form is a composite version of the 'lings
>>586481364Kris "roleplay as a dog while being a selfloathing weeaboo" calling anyone cringe is laughable. You can't outrun him or his speedrun.
Why were we told about 5 different functional elemental pairs and given like 50 elements in the recruits menu just for Cat/Puppet and Dark/Star to be the only important ones?
imagine if kris is a transfem and she is a puppygirl
>>586435807no i helped draw it and i wanted to see it posted before it became irrelevant.
>>586482152It's a metaphor for Toby's writing. Tries to look deep as an ocean, is really as shallow as a dog's piss puddle.
>me when a deltarune fan starts talking about some poly bullshit
>>586481787im not sure if friendram is true or not, it would be neat, eram could just be a very big FRIEND for all we knowbut i don't know, toby likes his pairs quite a lot and there's no way that knight/mare isn't a thing he brings up later now that he's introduced eram, this is the Levels Of ViolencE guy we're talking about
>>586483064kralsusellerdly (kris x ralsei x susie x noelle x berdly) IS endgame and we VILL be VINDICATED
>>586482514we know its ok
The newsletter...it......
kris is only for temmie
>>586483214kralsusellemmierdly
>>586483179ok :) yay
>>586483214tem want kROBBLEMEAT!!!!
>>586483196...snew
Kris is for the Holidays
who the FUCK is ERAM
>>586481787The holder has to be someone who's intimately familiar with Kris's mentality, has a twisted desire for Kris to act like their "true self" and who would use fire magic like the Dreemurrs, have a bunch of parallels to Aqua who is a direct Kris parallel and who would also be conveniently hiding behind a devil horn shaped doorI've been betting on the horned headband's Darkner and I'm sticking to it
>>586483637Evil little thing
>>586483653That's a pretty good theory too honestlyAlso feels like a significantly more likely use of the headband than it being Ralsei
https://deltarune.com/MARE
>>586484048Is this a picture of a horse vagina?
Eram is literally just their own character and it is really easy to tell so if you don't believe chapter 3 is too late in the story to introduce new characters.Frieram was the best theory about Eram being not themselves and it is Entirely because we knew barely Anything about Friend so they can and have been seen as the answer to every "unknown" thing in the game.
>>586483653do you think the holder and the cat owner are the same or do you think the cat owner is basically just a gaster stand in since he and the FRIENDs are the only ones who get pissed if you get eggs
Ralsei could be retroactively deleted from the game and nothing would change. That's how meaningless their existence is so far.
>>586484134Toby has officially lost it
>>586483653i think it's the knight but that's a reasonable take
>>586484213>their
>>586482152This really does bother me. There’s like 10 “true” elements aka elemental pairs in the code, but we only know like 3 of them.I’m not saying it needs a big gameplay impact, if at all, but I would like it if some more enemy attacks were actually assigned elements, just so we could discuss and piece together the element system. I just think there’s a really unique “lore puzzle” set up here but Toby hasn’t done much with it.
Ralsei could be retroactively implemented in my life and everything would change. That's how meaningful their existence is so far.
>>586484706"their" has always been a generic catchall to refer to-Oh, wait.Ralsei is so worthless that treating it as anything other than an object is giving it too much credit.Even a regular ass darkner is more worthy of a proper pronoun than it.My bad.
>>586484706yes
fave is eating candyevery 6 pieces has 24g of sugarfave is going to die
>>586484193I'm thinking the cats abandoned or were taken from the cat owner Mew Mew's talking about and somehow ended up under the ERAM's command/are biding their time until they can turn on ERAM too but honestly no clueThe only thing I'm sure about is that ERAM cares specifically about Kris while the egg stuff is more FRIEND's concern, at least I think if ERAM cared about the eggs it would've mentioned you having them like it mentions Weird Route
Wiggling Walsei
Ralsei more like ___Hahaha get it because it doesn't exist
Good morning utg. Please post fave smiling.
ERAM has you go through a mock Weird Route in Mantle board 2, implying they want you to do it, but then they also mention the shadow crystals and give you an armor to help you get one of them.You can’t get all the shadow crystals on a full Weird Route, so are they leading towards the Twisted Sword?
>>586485709
>>586478304SEX
>>586465636i will now post the bratty princess ralseis i did tonight! thanks to the anon/s who wanted these. i'm gonna put the pippins drawings i did tonight in a separate post. when these links expire all of the drawings will still be on the whiteboard so if you're seeing this later just look there. none of these are sexually explicit i just don't want to post them all individually lolmean ralsei https://h.uguu.se/prfpPcDJ.pnggreedy ralsei https://d.uguu.se/dPLYkZEM.pnggenerous ralsei https://h.uguu.se/dvPkqTEG.pngralsei & his noble steed https://n.uguu.se/MUZpzJLQ.pngangel princess ralsei https://d.uguu.se/Jhmeaktt.pngbratty princess flowey https://h.uguu.se/PojZlOSN.png
>>586485423its just weird to think the FRIENDs would be so easily bound by like some random antagonistit still watches us in ch3, mantle game aside, and doesn't seem like it's being herded around in ch5and i say random antagonist because ERAM is just not on the same level as gaster or FRIEND in terms of goalsthey're more akin to like the knight of the weird route, who's gaster adjacent but isn't going around searching kris's pockets for eggs
>>586486162>ERAM is just not on the same level as gaster or FRIEND in terms of goals>gastername one goal
>>586486248they both dont want you to get the eggs
>>586486162>>and i say random antagonist because ERAM is just not on the same level as gaster or FRIEND in terms of goals>they're more akin to like the knight of the weird route, who's gaster adjacent but isn't going around searching kris's pockets for eggsthis is your brain on fandom
>>586485893first time Flowey has been drawn in...nine years
>>586465636Looks like I woke back up just in time to post the other Ralsei I did as well.>>586485893Great work! Very cute (and hot) stuff! Very glad that other anon requested more because it’s about time we got back to admiring Princess Raly(Also that Bratty one is surpringly hot…)
>>586485893Such a bratty Bratty, very lovely. This is going to be my second saved 'solo' Bratty image. The rest of the art I have including her is all with her bestie Catty or with Pizzapants. Hilariously this one is from a joke theory that "Bratty will kill FRIEND."
>>586486492Pink and yellow btw
>>586465636>* Fujo's smile, which seemed to defeat all opposing OTPs, shined on in front of you, and for a moment, it was as if all the yuri had been blown away... when these links expire they'll all still be on the whiteboard in case you're seeing this later ok ok :)sexually explicitmostly-naked fujos https://d.uguu.se/oezbgtli.pngsexy half-naked fujo https://h.uguu.se/zPDehHZu.pngflat chest oppression https://d.uguu.se/OrsQTmxy.pngfujo x battat x anon based on a text post https://n.uguu.se/LhoYYMKz.pngthere was a post about fujo drooly footjob. we don't have to mention this ever again https://h.uguu.se/SQGgdsNO.pngfujo's special secret attack https://n.uguu.se/hubwpWYC.pngnon-explicitdisgustingly filthily perversely non-canon kt x fujo marriage sequence https://h.uguu.se/QUYNnxRd.pngimaginings of their fankid (i think her name was dere..?) in this marriage universe https://n.uguu.se/pPskLTjk.pngbonus flash animation reference i drew a couple days ago and forgot to post lol https://d.uguu.se/kipQbBfX.png
>>586485764I think the thing ERAM really wants Kris to do is to regain their agency and oppose the Knight and ultimately both the Weird Route AND the Shadow Crystal quest involve doing thatIf I had to guess the normal route will involve a bit where it learns to accept Kris after they have their character development and become their own person without also flipping out and killing everybody
>>586486535
The white pen of hope...
>>586486441anon i drew him literally the day before this picrel...i do need to draw him more though. i <3 flowey, he is my favorite character of all time>>586486448thank you!! :D i'd like to draw more of him soon. also CUUUUTE!!!! & good pose/perspective too..>>586486492thank you :D i might have to do a fullbody version of her in the outfit sometime soon too. or maybe just draw her again generally because she has a fun design. also lol i've never heard of that theory before. you know what, I'LL BELIEVE IT!
>>586486912Very cute Frisky.
>>586486863Alula wait!! That's not-
>>586486912cute flowey
>>586486581 (me)i forgot to attach the fucking image -_- picrel was supposed to be on the post. i guess it doesn't matter it just completely ruins my joke but that's fine fahaha...>>586487069>>586487241thank you!! :D want to draw more of both of them again soon
would dess post unironically this?
>>586486912i know he gets drawn still i just wanted to reference the mgs5 gaster meme
>>586465636Might as well anchor this too because I like how the tv tiddies came out (sequel to battat with Carol”s tits: Tenna with Toriel’s?)>>586486912Thanks! I thought it was a fun post >>586486581I am always so impressed how much you’re able to draw in a single night / session! Very, very nice she-pippins! Fujo stripping, foot job, and squirt are really good especially (and the aged up ones)
>>586486628>wants Kris to regain their agency>without also flipping out and killing everybodybut that's not regaining their agency
He has been located
>>586487428ohh right i see. my pologies i didn't catch the reference because i haven't played that game and am a fake gamer>>586487436thanks so much!! :D i had more ideas to draw still but.. the flesh became weak... also, very cute hot fem tenna and/or thieving tenna!
>>586485893groveling once again at Ralsei’s feet only to get kicked in the face and made to pay tribute (robbed). Heaven. I cannot thank you enough I’m going to treasure these>>586486448cute too
i wish i could have drawnwell it's too late now anyway
>>586485893i didn't see the princess flowey one until now, but i'll make sure to have very evil + devilish thoughts about it...
>>586487831:D <3 i'm still very glad you like it!! thank you too! also, that's a fun idea for a drawing..>>586488591oh hell yes, you must!! he is the best to have evil and devilish thoughts about>>586488073i hope you can draw tomorrow anon
/utg/ gave me a sexy hag dream. I told some older lady I was going to go look for a gf and then went to my car. she knocked on the window opened the door saying "I'm lonely, can I come look with you?" I don't remember all the specifics because everything was in a horny fog from that point but I woke up with a raging boner in my pants and an aching hole in my heart. This place is starting to change me... I'm going to embrace it. Please post sexy UTDR hags so I can fill up a sexy hags folder.
>>586487746cute
>>586489307ok
>>586489307
>>586489307mwahahahahhhahhahaha my spells are working
>>586465636>>586486448One more bc I fell asleep before I could finish last night >>586487787Thanks! Honestly Tenna switching body types with toriel is kind of a fun idea isn’t it….Idk if Battat deserves Carol’s but maybe…
>>586486581your art is so fucking awesome ily
>>586489159it feels kind of pointless to draw if you're never going to be good, i didnt start when i was 4 and i dont have an aptitude for itill probably scribble anyway, it must be fun to be an artist
>>586489843let me rephrase, it must be fun to be able to draw, i dont really care for the title
>>586489159If you draw that (and maybe some similar stuff too if you’re willing) my life is yours (and so is a lot of my wallet)I am at your mercy
chapter 6??????????? pleaaaaase
>>586489843Stop being so defeatist omfg all you’re doing is beating yourself down and making self-fulfilling prophecies. I have a piano and I’m SHIT at piano but I bang out tunes anyway and practice until they sound good because making music makes me feel good. Stop kicking your own soul while it’s down. You get ONE life. There is no second chance or do-over. Let yourself live. Do you think you’ll be on your deathbed thinking “oh man I sure am glad I hated myself and never believed in myself and never made the art I wanted to”? No! You aren’t going to understand the freedom you have now until it’s gone.
im incredibly disappointed with myself today
You've heard of the Weird Route.Now get ready for the Freaky Route.
>>586489971If you're looking for fun some of the best stuff in the realm of fun is the simplest, sloppiest, least technically sophisticated pieces. You could just trace fave over a popular meme and it's a golden shitpost imho.
>>586487746>pink horns ralsei…
>>586490570that’s what goats with albinism look like
its quiet...
>>586489753holy CUUUTE!!!! i only saw the wip last night, super happy to see it finished!!! big fan of the pose and expression and especially how you drew his clothes>>586489826:D thank you anon ily2 <3<3>>586490021*hands shaking* this much power... it's too much for one artist to hold... thank god ralsei is here to share the burden with me..(i'll most likely be willing! i had fun drawing what you already requested, it's the sort of dynamic i like drawing already)
>>586489307>"I'm lonely, can I come look with you?"dream hag got game
>>586490226i mean my life is already mostly over and wasted, i cant play piano eitherill probably be on my deathbed wishing i had been there 10 years ago, i cant imagine id regret much more than i already do since my life is already permanently ruined pretty much>>586490430i find it funny when other people do that but i would feel disgusting tracing or exact copying something and posting it
>>586490646do they really?
Kris' penis.
>>586490646>pink eyes >lives in the dark>very palefits both albino goats and moles
>>586490812>i find it funny when other people do that but i would feel disgusting tracing or exact copying something and posting itI'm not gonna try and deconstruct that, but I will say from the outside it sounds like you are being very unfair to yourself. I hope you have a more peaceful internal dialogue someday anon. Hang in there, for fave if for nothing else.
why does half of the thread talk like catty?
the message just repeats: "regret! regret! regret!"
>>586490858Yeah? It isn’t just a goat thing
>>586491125im just very scared of plagiarizing people, it's like he biggest sin besides being a sex offender, id be scared of posting anything that's decently heavily referenced even
>>586489753This is very real>>586490759>thank god ralsei is here to share the burden with me..Getting findommed by both an artist and the character they’re drawing is the best thing ever. I feel so lucky (but a little scared because you’re really good at it, whether or not you realize it)
>>586491148Because in utg half the thread contains *genuine* foids. GIRL gamers. FEMALE fave havers.
>>586491198I didn't know goats could have albinism
>>586491125oh i forgot to say thanks, if i didnt have fave id kill myself
>>586491148all the moids and foids here are petty bitches
>>586491361I noticed
nice blocki got aids and was put down with a morphine shot
>>586491372any living thing that has color can have albinism. even plants, although they generally don't survive because they need color to live.
saw an au where castle town is sealed and everyone forgets about ralsei and now im sad
>>586492012>au of game not yet finished
saw an au where jevil was relevant and now i'm sad
>>586491576i've found it helped ground me in reality. my virgin ass never really hung out around women. they seemed like aliens. now i know they are also freaky aliens that like battat dick torture. its more relatable than i expected
why do you draw
>>586489307h
>>586492134you should fight the guy from yesterday who said it was bad there weren't more AUs
>>586492167being around people just makes me feel even more alien, how strange
>>586492172you talking to me?
>>586492172I like to see scenarios I have in my head realized in visual form
>>586492172I need to be better than others
>>586492172i have no other talents
>>586492134>i hate fun and whimsy
>>586490759thank youu!! I thought giving him something a little longer might be a little more elegant / regal might be fitting for the few times he’s not being harassed I guess it’s time I get back to the goatcest comic now lol
>>586492172i want to and i enjoy it
>>586492172I can't f$$$ing draw
>if wawsei is twans, why is he cawwed "he" in da pwush ad???He hasn't canonically changed his pronouns yet
>>586491875>You realize in horror that half the thread appears to be *genuine* foids. GIRL gamers. FEMALE fave havers. *Wömen*.
>>586492450kill yourself
very weak bait
>>586492172I’ve been unironically striving to work on a animated webcomic because I need something to doAlso my high school friend draws furry OCs with fat cocks and I have to do fanart of that
>>586492636
>>586492553>>586492991>>586493000Nah, I'm good
>>586492757Do you have any socials where you’ll post stuff?
>>586492553>>586492991>>586493000fun gang if radiation wrote it
>>586492172I need to draw like I need to breathe. It’s compulsive. My first coherent drawing was when I was three and I’ve never stopped since.
>>586492976Urban wizard boy
Baby, if I could change the alphabet, I would add another "p" after "p."
>>586493274he got that shi on
>>586493151One of these days I might actually post a social in the future just because this is literally the only spot on 4chan I care about, you guys feel like the last batch of actual human beings here
>>586493352a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p p...FUCK
>>586492172Cause it gets ideas out of my head that otherwise float around and distract me for days. Even doing the idea poorly is enough to quell the restless mind. It helps that I've become far more mentally at peace in the past year. A year prior and I woulda been like the iwicdanon, being hyper self-critical on every little thing.
>>586493498*blushes and twirls hair*
>>586493410
>>586493268if one day you stop drawing altogether, would you see yourself as dead?
>>586493352>>586493613>They say, to a squirming, fidgeting Ralsei
>>586493352P?
i wish i could draw...i am the worst scribbler here
I can't believe it... Toby made Deltarune woke!
>>586492172i started when i was a kid so i admit i've been on easy mode, but still, the core answer is drawing is fun. it's a creative outlet. even when i've been too lazy or demotivated to actively try to improve i still doodle and stuff, i could never see myself stopping that unless i toby fox wrists exploded or something.
What if Toby wasn't scared of heterosexuality
>>586493702There have been periods of time where my depression made it very hard to draw, and I was miserable. I’ll only stop altogether on the day my hands are cut off.
>>586493689
>>586494000I'm playing a card game and this is one of the cards
>>586494000Man, it got rid of all the extra spaces I put in the filename[.../spoiler]
>>586493945Got an idea in your head? Get it into scribbles NOW.
Joe Fight's music is so Meat Factory-codedhttps://youtu.be/6Fr9i-5nm6Uwingin'
>>586494048
>>586492603*bites*
>>586494037thank you for your answerit is.... one of those period for me too
Chill thread. I think some of our disruptive locals caught 3 days over the holiday weekend.
>>586494237Meds really helped me overcome the worst of it, if you’re struggling badly I recommend seeking that kind of help.
Berdly still feels bad that he never got to meet his horsegirl oshi El Condor Pasa because her visa got denied multiple times. He still doesn't understand why that happened.
fave ate a whole bag of perdue hotwingsawww yeahhh
>>586494191
>>586494683did kraut get a 3 dayer
>>586494726
>>586494964sorta admitting newfag status but i was expecting people were exaggerating about kraut. the weekend was eye opening
>>586495042
>>586495141He's one of those people that can carry a half-decent conversation up until the moment their autism is tripped, and it's all downhill from there
You guys will never guess me (Tasquefag) first waifu
I love Underrail. I really like the underground rivers and the strange hooded person that sails it.
>>586495141ah yes, you saw the greatest man to ever grace /utg/, how intense it must've been to be overwhelmed by such greatness. Truly he is the natural leader of us all.
>>586495235
>>586495478I love Undertail too
>>586494651when does this happen in deltarune
>>586495669I still remember the Google days of >Did you mean Undertaker?
>>586495235In doomer's case he had to imagine nothing. he walked like a penguin for 2 weeks after our first struggle snuggle.
Fave going to Underjail
>>586495618if only...
But what is Star Walker REALLY? Why is he in Kris's inventory? Why is he perfectly fine in the Knight's Dark Worlds and Kris's Dark Worlds but turns to stone in Susie's Dark World?
>>586495757I still can’t believe he willingly posted this
>>586495141That's why he's so based.
>>586495913btw this is a thinly veiled Noelle Knight post one of the crucial legs of Noelle Knight is the idea that Star Walker is actually Noelle's house keys that she lost when she made the Card Kingdom dark world
>>586495913it's one of those stars the teacher puts on the homework and stuff
>>586494751i miss my huggable teddybear named krauti need my stimmies in the form of an anti-homo krautpost that for some reason goes into vivid details on what he imagines having sex with mens throats feel like.or i could also make do with a attempted straight krautpost that only reveals how much he hates women of all varieties and how the male gender is the better choice.please come back krautkin, we miss you, we want our stimmies back.
>>586495913Someone said it's Kris's copy of the Holiday House key. Kris would have one for several reasons, but likely cause "YOU are welcome anytime." Tropical Star Walker is Asgore's Holiday House key for his work. I don't really get how a star is a house key but it's cool head canon so I'll believe it until we learn otherwise.
Starwalker is the Christmas star topper on treesei
>>586495757I weighed as I did start diet oct 1. lsot 5 kg first month. Put the fries in the bag, soon you will have -nothing- to throw at me>>586495927Because only my perspective matters because it's the most true one, I can't prove your mind exists, you are human or you got inner worlds. I can with myself without failure. It was more of a ''hey, here's how I look, dare you can't stop getting L's against me''I was right.
starwalker is just like that in the dark and light world
Starwalker is the key to all of this
>>586496272We don't actually know what starwalked is like in the Lightworld, he's not observable in the inventory like Roulx and Lancer
>>586496456I mean the weather duo are technically radiowaves. could be something intangible like that
>>586492172im worthless otherwise and it makes me feel better about being fat and ugly
>>586496590the weather duo are a thermometer and hygrometer
>>586496403Every chapter is so dense.
>>586496590Then what the fuck was he doing un the janitor closet and why is he following Kris every where now
why does it seem like the threads are LESS toxic when its kraut posting but not other people
Weird Birds and Weirder Birds being specific, individual tracks with names like that makes me think Starwalker might actually be really really important
fave just visited a "ruined bastion bridge" in the minecraft nether for the first time and thought it looked scene-y enough that fave wanna copy the design into the overworld somewhere>>586496716because everyone wanna flirt with kraut so the thread climate changes dramatically whenever he appears
>>586496716He can actually keep up a front unless you push his buttons directly
me as a fan after the dumpster fire of ch5
>>586472000Nurse Galsei*
>>586495141to my (probably false) recollection like he's a nazi but he's not, happy? enthusiastic? about ithe believes nazi-ish worldviews are true but if you press him on it he'll say that he doesn't believe that's a good thing, maybe wishes it wasn't trueremoval of the faggots and browns is necessary for a society to function, but he wishes this were not so, that the leftist fantasy of coexistence could actually happenan odd individual, he is
>>586496716because rather than maliciousness his bad qualities are due to genuine stupidity
>>586495913poorly drawn star from a young studenthe’s the original statwalker because the other starwalkers were correctly drawn
Dr. Doogie Ralser
>>586496946How's your monday been, 5agsfag?
>>586497014>because rather than maliciousnessI mean abandoning your dad to die so you can tell about furry lesbians sounds like malice
Why's it so Chapter 2 era here again I was hoping we'd never have to do this shit where we talk about shmooptyfag and scrungo's orbiters
>>586496998>nazi is too big of a coward to actually put his garbage ideas to practiveYeah no shit
i think kraut should do gay porn i heard bbc is really popular in germany
>>586496854wish ralsei would look at my ass>>586497138
>>586485893>>586486448I need him to squeeze my head between his fluffy thighs, please God
>>586497306chapter 5 did this
>>586497306All the cool people moved on and this is what's left
>>586496636yeah makes sense, also something people have at home. >>586496684Maybe starwalker is like a parasite? idk desu. micro-organism darkners are a murky one.
>>586497421where did you get this picture of me
>>586497406
>>586497307hot asriel
>>586473125>Linkhttps://x.com/1RavenDreams/status/2116674942204846548>Warning2nd panel is ass. Also looking over tags seems to have been a kimpine thing but then also tagged Chara because it was meant to be a costume -_-
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7EXHVjYohPo
>>586497589youre clearly an imposter of me specifically
Ralsei plush from Bizzarro World:>Short Doctor Ralsei with a cooling pack inside>"Throw the whole thing in the freezer! There's no reason not to throw the whole thing in the freezer!"
>>586497721
where the ralsei onaho
And lol the guy did draw Chara.
>>586466310>>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>Why is this divorced puppet man always talking shit?
>>586498071
Gassy Mew Mew in her iconic pajama pants
Please Please PLEASE only microwave his insides
i love buckethead <3
using fave’s balls as a pillow goku-style
kris boob
>>586498471
Can we go back to starwalker conspiracies
>>586498832starwalker was an inside job
>>586485893>>586486492guhhhh gator sexo
who has the biggest penis out of the posters? I think numbers is high tier.
>>586498798
>>586499001
>>586499248
>>586498991undertale?
>>586498943a
>>586499647big numbers is undertale related because chara likes 9's
>>586498686I sleep with some ball plushes and imagine they're fave's boobs smothering me, feels really nice even if not UK compliant.
>>586498991numbers did post his penis and it was small (and cute) (needs to trim his toenails though)
Catty's boobs squashing and suffocating me...
>>586499483
>>586498832Here's my pet Starwalker theory that I have no evidence for but I FEEL IN MY BONES.>We've "fought" multiple Star Walker variants. >Each time we simply dodge their attacks while using Over-World movement options.>If you caught every instance of the Original Star Walker, and you get the title "Walkerstar" described as Star Walker's Walking Buddy. I BELIEVE Star Walker will return in chapter 7 as a Overworld Super Boss. Every single weird movement option you've acquired across all the chapters is used, from Tea-Cups to Climbing, to Platforming to regular running. It will be some bullshit I Wanna Be The Guy/Celeste/Super Meat Boy BULLSHIT that kills you for making a single mistake and you have to walk with Starwalker flawlessly across a massive zone to eventually get the win. All you get for winning is a funny room like T-Ranking in TV World and it's entirely optional and just kinda goofy and brutal both. That's my Star Walker conspiracy.Also the music would have to kick ass during the entire jog. I keep thinking of Golden Vengeance from Omori when dreaming this scenario.https://youtu.be/PqQC_gl5k0w?si=NDiVVf3DWVDPbKaF
>>586499775b
what does your fave do when they don't have the strength and will to do anything?
chara’s 9.99 inch penis on your face
There aren't enough babies being born in Hometown so Mayor Carol enacts the Impregnation Mandate and now Asriel who has been deemed as having the highest sperm quality must impregnate all the young women in town.
>>5865003819.99cm
>>586500370they take a nasp after eating some food
>>586500364MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>586500370drink ice cold water and feel alive
>>586499951i wish toby had the balls to make some i wanna be the boshy tier platformingbut toby doesn't know what that is and he could unironically never beat solgryn with his wrist injury, i watched someone play it and they fucked up their wrist and quit because of that boss
>>586500364Oh no, that one line... I'll miss you kiddo
>>586499895this but her belly instead>>586500364DD!
>>586500370Fave would rarely admit it but I bet she would lean on her family and friends despite putting on airs of being "too cool."
>>586500617>>586500697i didnt notice the vagina hasha well i can just use my mobile data i might as well make the ban worth it>>586500771E
>>586498991That tard is nowhere near the biggest
>>586500370they sleep and it doesn't help much
>>586500926>not posting the altbig F's in the chat
>>586496716Because he's the king of /utg/ unlike the other shitters.
i miss you
big pussy or doe or lizardchoose wisely western man
fave got a cool idea to draw but cannot draw it aaaaa
>>586500381Ew, futa.
>>586501504r e p t i l e
>>586501168I like a computer more thwan my phoneG
My beautiful wife Catty is pregnant with our third child
we need more amphibian faves
>>586501701H is forHOLD ON TO ANYTHING
i am in a special hell
I've already been sucking on Ralsei's nipple for an hour and still haven't gotten a single drop of milk. Is my Ralsei broken?
>>586502234have you tried massaging it
>>586502234Lower his progesterone dose
Mewmew's atemporal and astral butthole~
QC's breast milk latte
>>586500427I would love for carol to impregnate me
STOP BEING HORNYCHEEZUS CHRIST
>>586502945
>>586502770>google that kill yourself
>>586502815finally some good fucking food
>>586500370you probably are low on blood sugar level. eat something.
>>586501631eventhough they're a guy?
>>586502457Yes, but he only keeps moaning and insisting that it's impossible for him to produce milk. That's clearly not true!! He has nipples and they are literally made to produce milk!
>>586502945I'm rolling from Locktober into NNN.I'm royally fucked (not literally) dude.
>>586502214I really like tjhis image
>>586503427he does produce milk but it doesnt come from his nipples youll have to go lower
Ohhh now I get it the game that Toby was afraid of ripping off wasn't OMORI or YIIK it was the Oneshot remake
Fave asking for the special large serving of the three cheese beef bowl with a hot spring egg on top.
>>586503796Jesus christ i need gator
>>586503939oneshot wasn't the first game to have a cuddleable shota in it
Ralsei trying NileRed's Most Extreme Candy and [insert whatever you think would be the funniest reaction here]
does the urine and feces inside your body turn into a darkener when you enter a dark world?
>>586504168the irony poisoning really has gone off the rails, huh
>>586503939He's blatantly ripping off the Mother series' Magicant so I'm not sure why he'd be worried about accidentally ripping something else off.
>>586503427it's not impossible he's lying keep on sucking
>>586496716what the fuck? i literally played this shit TODAY randomly. WHAT THE FUCK
>>586504403Yes there is a mini-dark world inside you filled with Piss Mizzles and Poop Ribbicks and BacteriadinnsIs like the game Bowser's Inside Story
>>586502216what's the matter fren?
>>586504010I'd K ill for this gator
>>586504738Deltarune: Asgore's Inside Story
>>586504557its a popular indie game with a gator everyone loves its not really that surprising
>>586504875Lo, I wish I could work through the alphabet completely but I have to Leave now.Love Gator
>>586504795you should take another pictures of youre penis
newsletter?
Kris we have to get swallowed by your dad!
>>586498991>>586500993here, posting my penis uncensored and unspoilered just to confirm my penis sizethis post will self destruct in 10 minutes
>>586505129try again tomorrow
>>586505185FUCK! i forgot the image!
Who is the Rubberfruit of Deltarune?
what's the run-down on the acorn talk in chapter 4
What if Kris started molesting Ralsei and said if you don't let me do this I'll let the roaring happen and now Ralsei, Susie, and Noelle kinda just go along with it and Ralsei will periodically burst out crying for several minutes every day wondering why this awful stuff has to be happening to him
>>586505365spamton
>>586505365Isn't the rubber fruit what Luffy ate
>>586504795fave can't go outside without friends and all fave's friends hate fave so fave has been under house arrest for 10 monthsfave has no bank account so they cant order anything online either
>>586505486why are you locked inside fave's sex dungeon?
>>586505140>Asgore keeps belching up black fumes for some reason>Kris and Susie immediately recognize it as the sign of an opened Dark World... within Asgore>* Kris... we're not, are we?>* We have to. [[HeartShapedObject]] * Canonball!
Kidney stone shadow crystal boss
painis favecake
>>586505408ralsei would be happy to be nolesged by kris
>>586505123i might, if i pop a random bone someday then i'll try to remember you guys
>>586505408god i wish that was me
>>586505603i'm not but that would be tolerablei have mental illness that no one will help me with
>>586506235soft pics are good too
>>586505408>Susie sees this written in a notebook kept in Ralsei's room>* ... Please don't show Kris.>* You think I'm going to see this and NOT show Kris?!
>>586505486are you under real house arrest or is that just a figure of speech anon? i have not been outside in quite a long time, i forgot how long, but it was longer ago than the last time i showered at least
>>586506359hydration status?
>>586506454yes i'm thirsty af you don't have to point it out
>>586506417What kinda retarded molester leaves written evidence? Discord users?
>>586506236MICHIGANICHIGAN
>>586502945>>586503063Noelle is THE horniest UT/DR character, and it's not even close.
>>586506562The >implication is that Ralsei is fantasizing about Kris touching him inappropriately without asking
>>586505408But stupid the prophecy says that the roaring has to happen, we only care to advert the final tragedy, who cares about the roaring.
>>586506440faves choice but theres nothing fave can do at this point the world is too fucked and theres no place in it for fave
man i wish we could take ralsei downs. weird route i get why it wouldn’t be possible with susie but why not ralsei
>>586503939Oneshot is getting a remake?
if only toby was a good writer
>>586506943same fave, same..after some years you get used to it, i appreciate how beautiful the outside world looks even if i barely ever get to see it in person, im happy on my 'puter making terrible scribbles ill never post, somewhati can't say i dont wish i could go outside too
>>586506950down a weird route holy shit
What if Kris and Noelle walked in on Susie fisting Ralsie with her absolutely massive hands and Kris was despondent but Noelle was like>I didnt say stop
>>586506746Even the bimbogoat does compare.>>586506950Noelle and Ralsei are so similar in that they seek most of their validation in others and are haunted by self-loathing. Ralsei Weird Route could absolutely work.
>>586507104>they remake the Legend of Korra ending but Achillean instead of Sapphic
fave is going to march into overtime hell until januarypray for fave
>>586505462No he ate the Nika fruit.
noelle’s vibrator darkner wonders why hometown senators get 6 year termswouldn’t people want to get a bad senator out sooner than that?
>>586507104>Ralsei goes psycho to fight against the prophecyI can see itUnfortunately Tobysoft fans have zero talent and creativity and instead do "what if Kris has a chastity cage" AUs instead.
What if Deltarune was in the style of one of those ugly retarded Ralph Bakshi movies and it was about loser boomers who wasted their lives fucking and smoking blunts in a van?
Kris = Luke (loses hand)Noelle = Leia (Girl)Susie = Han Solo (Rude)Ralsei = Chewbacca (Hairy)Knight = Darth Vader (Was Asriel but after Undertale retconned to be Dess)Carol = Palpatine
Toby wtf are you doing with that plush?
>>586507228>>586507505you get it i also feel that kris wouldn’t have the reservations they have about wr if it were ralsei
>>586507063I'm pretty sure this is a common mix up of calling OneShot Solstice with the 'true ending' a remake. It was pretty common at least when Solstice first dropped. I played OneShot when it dropped with no happy ending and it was lovely and bittersweet. Then like two years later I learned Solstice came out under my nose and it was a lot like the excitement and surprise when chapter 1 first dropped as Survey_Program. Big, pleasant surprise.Posting my Niko Plush I picked up and gave a knife. Unlike a lot of the DR merch this was very nice quality.
>>586507796Temu Toby Fox
>>586507796I used to watch Hamtaro on Toonami... I'm old!
>>586507330>Achillean >Sapphicyou need a break from the internet
>>586507796I don't think that's Tobybut he is a shapeshifter and looks like a different person in every picture of his, so you never know
>>586508039NTA I think you need a break if very reasonable terms upset you so much
>>586507918Oh I see I only knew of Oneshot when Solstice already existed so for me Oneshot + Solstice might as well be the same thing
>>586506950weird route is about noelle who cares about ralsei's fate
>>586507421well yeah but senators get paid a lot of $$$$$$$$$$ and so they’ve set it up in such a way that they can make $$$$$$$$$ guaranteed for 6 entire years
>>586507943>>586508037>>586508050This is definitely Toby. Who else would be this obsessed with Mother 3?
>>586508181>upset you so muchthis is weirdly defensive for a single calm comment
>>586508270and he's playing it in japaneseOk, I believe you.
>>586508181no shut up they’re right, you can just say gay/lesbian
>>586508039One means gay (masc) and the other means gay (fem)
>Tobystalker back yet againAlright whatever man who GAF this place sucks lately anyway
>>586508336They're on 4chan, ask them to respect our culture and say yaoi/yuri. Arigato Gozaimasu~!
>>586508391we have words for that. gay and lesbian
>>586507796why does he look like rj mitte
>>586508336but sapphic/achillean convey something a bit more than lesbian/gay so they're not suitable substitutes
>>586508542Sapphic is an umbrella term that includes bisexual women and lesbians, Achillean is an umbrella term that includes gay men and bisexual menSaid Alphys
Umibros it's time to start coping now
>>586506950>>586507505I think the entire point so far of paralelling Ralsei with Noelle is showcasing he could've been the one you push towards breaking the rules but he put himself in a position that was impossible to do so, therefore Noelle is your next target. So WR Ralsei would play out as almost exactly the same.What does this mean to the story we are currently playing I have no idea what the fuck is Toby cooking between them (maybe nothing at all) (which would be extremely disappointing)
>>586508221huh
>>586507748Who's C3PO? Rouxls?
>>586508713>>586508643kill yourselves jfc
unironically if normies hate deltarune's ending it means it's very very bad
>>586508270anon this isn’t toby fox lmao or it could be but it really depends on where you sourced these images from
>>586508901Hey, what was that about a very calm comment? >>586508283
>>586508757I hope more people can learn to enjoy what's they've been given over lamenting that which was never promised. I suppose I'm lucky in that I had some of this experience back in chapter 2 when I was expecting a different direction. Hope big and get excited, but understand it's probably not gonna be what you want.
only toby played mother 3 btw
>>586508336>>586508542"Gay" can mean men-loving-men OR women-loving-women. Technically, with Sapphic and lesbian, WLW have two terms for their relationship and MLM have one and have to share another with the women. Kinda makes you wonder if we should just ironically adopt "fag" and "dyke" until they don't seem so taboo to use anymore (in an "it's okay when WE do it" way)
>>586508945Most normies liked Chapter 5 but a lot of /utg/ said it was the worst thing ever or mid, so which is it
Deltarune will be the Citizen Kane of videogames
>>586509163normies have low standards, if it's worse than their standards then it's very bad
>>586509161>Kinda makes you wonder if we should just ironically adopt "fag" and "dyke" until they don't seem so taboo to use anymore (in an "it's okay when WE do it" way)People have been doing this since the 70s mate. Said Old Gay Gerson
>>586508713
Which of you mongrel dogs of the Empire does this soft stuffed doll belong to? I found it lying in the Heart Chamber.
Normies are quietly following along as the game comes out and not obsessing over every detail and driving themselves crazy over the last few years. There's a reason you keep seeing posts about people having their friends try Deltarune and with no preconceived fandom biased they come to the (correct) conclusion that Noelle is somehow the knight by the end of Chapter 5. Kriselleknight will prevail, we are eternal
>>586508391>masc instead of male open the schools
grabbing and squeezing battat's cold plastic dice body... holding him in your arms and feeling him squirm around... ouuuughhhhhh
>>586509310>Old Gay GersonI could see Gerson and his wife having a Monarch/Dr Mrs The Monarch dynamic and that's why his son became a pastor
fave wanted to draw something but fave doesn't remember where fave got the idea for the type of pose so it's over
my dog just finished playing deltaruneshe said it's just a collection very juvenile music and art, that video games are for children and that dess is the roaring knight
My cat played Deltarune she won't stop. She has a crush on FRIEND
There's no such thing as a "Normie" Deltarune player. Deltarune is strictly a fandom game, there are no tourists, the vast majority people who play this game are completely immersed on it or aren't at all. This is partial to the fact big multi-fandom youtubers like Markiplier and Jackscepticeye have long given up on it so all the attention Deltarune receives is from its fandom alone
>>586509668here’s a better pose for you to draw fave in
>>586509340How is it stupid? "Gay" can mean any sort of same-gender attraction. It makes sense to have one for dude-lovin' dudes and another for lady-lovin' ladies.>>586509520>has a problem with the shortening of "masculine">has no problem with the shortening of "feminine"I get the feeling this exchange wouldn't have happened if just the word "Sapphic" was used...
i just play the game and don't think about theory crafting too hard honestly… idk and idc who the knight is, don’t know about the mike room, etc. it was a revelation to me that the dark fountains are all about water and the panels are glass, like it’s cool to know but it doesn’t impact my enjoyment of the game. i barely recognize leitmotif’s i just go yeah i’ve heard that bit before and i move on you feel me? kris is a cool dude and my fave is susie but maybe not so much after 5
>>586509861fave is actually like half sure it was from jojo, fave loves jojo, but it was probably just a random panel instead of a fancy araki fashion model pose
>>586509869the issue is that women can be masc so it doesn’t mean male/man
>>586508713Achillean doesn't work because Gay is already a catch-all term for general same-sex attraction that also includes bisexuality.
goat
>>586510080No because calling a bi man gay implies no female attraction, said Alphys
i dont like gay people much since they hate troons who i also dont likei like bisexuals like krismas gaster dreemur
>>586508757All Toby has to do is give us Gaster and most of the fandom will be satisfied, but Toby has fucked up very easy things before (see: whatever the fuck happened with Asgore) so I'm not holding my breath.
>>586510178if a dude is fucking another dude thats gay regardless of how he identifies. it’s okay to call two men together gay even if both could potentially be with women
>>586509056I agree except my expectations are that Toby will stick to his own vision even if I disagree with it and my main worry is that he didn't have much of a vision in the first place(given that the whole game exists to justify the ending he dreamt up)
TONIGHT ON THE DELTARUNE CHANNELQUEER FIGHTS
I dont feel so good
i could say they invented a new word to describe gay and bisexual men who can do handstands and you'd all start arguing about it instead of accepting it's retarded and moving on.
>>586510368That's just stupid and reductionist bi erasure but it's a waste to even try to talk about that here said Alphys
>>586510132gazing
>>586510548next time eat a salad
What if Fave was liquidated?
big super massive poal before the favelectionhttp://poal.me/egp6jfhttp://poal.me/egp6jfhttp://poal.me/egp6jf
in chapter 6 we get revenge on the birds who pissed off starwalker
>>586510550It's not tho; "Achillean" is the masculine counterpart to "Sapphic." You can call it made up, but so was Sapphic at one point. You just don't like it because it's more obscure than either Sapphic or lesbian (wonder why...).
>>586510615gay sing
>>586510178Akchually I hang out enough at gay clubs to know that people often just use "gay" as an umbrella term that encompasses m/m, f/f, pansexual and bisexual attraction. Sometimes they use "queer", few women use "sapphic " but not a single dude uses "achillean"Said Rudy
They invented a new word to describe gay and bisexual men who can do handstands:Worsoglorb
>>586510813>trying to bait me into joining the argumenti see your tricks
why using achillean or sapphin when you can say faggot?
>>586510831gaytar
>>586508481>>586508679>>586508886so lovely
mewmew’s worsoglorb and hubuhbluhbluh butthole~
why using achillean or sapphic when you can say worsoglorb?
>>586510951gay milkshake
>>586510915>>trying to bait me into joining the argumentYou already did that by commenting that it's retarded
i'm not cool or healthy enough to be gay i just love looking at fatass goats getting jerked off
>>586510556holy shit you’re lost
>>586510951what if you stretched out asriel's cock really long and strummed it like a guitar string?
why aren’t you [Disgusting Freaks] voting?
>>586510910Fave is canonly worsoglorbian
>>586511259ip grabbers
>>586510835yeah no actual gay or bi man is calling himself achillian or whatever, that is purely shit from pooners/tifs/delusional girls that consumed too much yaoi
Ralsei is worsoglorb
OH BOY, I SURE DO LOVE CAT GIRLS!
>>586511259I opened the poal link but it keeps auto closing the tab
Holy shit Grillby is the forgotten man
FAVE IS FARTENSHIDDEN
>>586511063gaylicioso
>>586511441gay lickingly good
Holy shart Ramb is the forgotten man
ralsei is hetero
Ralsei objecting to the term "Achillean" because he wants men to love him like men love women
>>586511528splurt the gaygurt
>>586505486>no bank account>can't go out without friendsare you 10 years old?
>>586511756in the gote throte
What was Toriel's reaction when she realized her son's ass was causing him to wear a larger pants size than her?
>>586511847gayum
>>586511958"he takes after his father..."
>>586511838*tears up* only in spirit
>>586512034do you happen to have a banana to spare? i'm very hungry and very thirsty
>>586512139Banana milkshake with lots of milking and lots of shaking cumming right up.Open wide!
>the White House is posting malfoid and anakin memesGovernment endorsed Noel post when?
>>586512440:O !!!
>>586510178Gay is an umbrella term you larping faggot.
>>586512568>malfoid and anakinimcomprehensible have a rotten day
>>586512615Oh fuck! What a nice throte...and the tongue licking the underside...
>>586510835>>586511345Maybe the older "club" gays just aren't as familiar with it as the younger "internet" gays are. I'm sure Wendy Carlos had to have "cis" explained to her at some point>>586512727Exactly, that's why there's "Sapphic" specifically for women, and...
why is it fucking 70 degrees in November
>>586511063Asriel cumming into my milkshake and giving it to me while winking and saying he made it extra special (he didn't do it out of sight or anything he just whipped out his cock and jerked it into the shake while i watched)
Oneshot was pretty good but not Underrune good, probably not even Everhood or Void Stranger goodThe quest for the game that will satisfy my thirst for quirky depression continues
You guys wouldn't betray me, right?
>>586513048okay you two need to shut the fuck up now it’s getting cringe
Can Wormcock Mcfungustoes get nuked for another month please asked fave
undertale/deltarune?
>>586512901You are retarded dog, lesbians call themselves gay as an umbrella term too. Stop being a larping faggot and actually socialize.>>586512931But climate....you actually changed!
>>586513262KYSSSSS
>>586513182>lesbians call themselves gay as an umbrella term tooSo why do you still use "lesbian"? Just say "gay."
>>586513006never
Would you rather have public goat sex roleplay son or queer label discourse argument daughter
>>586512931Countries like Favemerica kept voting in climate change deniers now our generation pays the price sadly. Hope I can move from the South before it gets too hot
>>586513343>I do not understand umbrella terms and just want to argue all dayHave a nice day my retarded pal
>>586513153This is Toby's fault for no newsletter
>>586513419The later easily.
>>586513584>>586513446please just exchange proton emails
>>586513517>>I do not understand umbrella termsI do, I just don't understand why the dykes get two exclusive terms for themselves and the fags have to stand under an umbrella ('ella, 'ella, ay, ay) with a ton of other people.
>>586513419the discourse is kinda funny and no one is masturbating to it
>>586513734men are not special like womby moomy afabs, get used to itsaid noel holiday
>>586513674no I like to watch them go at it
>>586513858hah... hah... sounds... lovely. thanks, cutie! <3
Asriel cums vanilla ice cream.
If only you could report posts for being extremely low quality... oh wait!
here's hoping numbers gets banned again
And to think we're only on month 5 of the Chapter 5 era and it's already like this.
>>586514058*kissu* <3
>>586513419The former and we have gay incest sex every day where I'm Asgore and he's Asriel
achillean and sapphic are just "gay/lesbian but greek"
The weird part is this probably wouldn’t be happening if we got banished to /trash/ like the jannies wanted during the Chapter 2 days
>>586513006I feel like ralsei has some trust issues maybe we should talk about it
>>586514128newsletter will save us!
You go to art school? What a fucking waste of time and money. What do your parents think, huh? By the time you even pay off your fucking debt, you're gonna be fucking senile. Art school, jeez, what a fucking waste, huh?
>>586514160Im straight but i had a boner the whole time i was reading these
wish i could drink cum...
>>586514324stop publicly insulting yourself it's weird
sucking on battat's sharp claws...
>>586514058>>586513959okay you’re just playing it up to fuck with people now
>>586514448why can't you drink your own
I regret not taking music theory classes in college
>>586514720omg hi greeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>>586514746music theory? what is there to theorize about isn't it solved
>>586514720Hey, Green, would you make me a sandwich?
>>586514324you're right, I can't even draw...maybe I should try politics instead...
>>586514751he will gain aura in chapter 7 fighting the the titan spawn army with darkner gerson and samurai carol trust the plan
>>586514746And if you took them you would instead regret not following through on them after college. In 1 year you can regret not learning music theory now or be grateful with yourself for having done so.
>>586514128Filler chapter, prease understand.
>>586514878
>>586514931carol is gonna die in 6 to foster noelle's development and asgore wont do shit
>>586514931if we get carol in a dark world at all she'll be dressed in an ugly meme outfit to subvoot our expectations
i regret doing nothing my entire life and not improving at scribbling at alli am ready to die of a heart attack, i want to see kris for real
>>586515197>carol is gonna die in 6 to foster noelle's development*rudy
>>586515270this but ralsei and i resent life for being too hard
>>586515270you will not meet kris you will meet mr dings
nobody dies in deltarune
>>586514720I LOVE YOU GREEN
wingiye dingiye
fave thinks the toughest thing about having had a shit upbringing and no help is that you can’t really tell people in hopes they’ll cut you some slack or try to be understanding. you have to be judged on the same level as someone who has never ever suffered as you have…
>>586514943I would be using it now with regards to composition for my game development work, whay a weird post where you assume you know what anonymous people are doing.
>>586513674they're actually friends on discord so them doing this here is actually just pure exhibitionism then numbers acts like a smol innocent bean who is confused why i hate his retarded guts
>>586515918Kris thinks this and says this even though the entire plot of Deltarune could have been avoided if Toriel made them get a part time job
being rich would fix 95% of my problems, said fave
>>586516003do monsters only lose against humans because all of their attacks are magic-basedi'm pretty sure if asgore just picked up a rock and threw it, or just picked up frisk and threw them, there wouldn't be shit their determination could do about that
>>586516156Not a guarantee, just look at Elon
>>586515992>smol innocent beanhere you go bro
>>586516227the rock becomes magical like midas touch
>>586516346unlike elon i’ve known what it’s like to be dirt poor so i absolutely wouldn’t become retarded when given money
>>586516352Orange is probably worked up around Ralsei because she constantly sees up his dress
>>586515918would killing one of those people make you happy? you can have all my possessions
>>586516346I said 95% also elon is retarded I would just fuck off if I had those money
Why can't I stop thinking about Deltarune? Why can't I just move on to something else??? Help!!!!
>>586516352I'd rather look at his penis
>>586516565no lmao
>>586516530>* W-whoa! Pink panties...
now thinking of my cousin who won like 500k in a settlement against amazon and ended up blowing it all on hookers in clubs and killing himself said noelle
>>586516346elon has many brain problems but he would probably have more if he also had to worry about ever not having enough money for basic survival necessitieshe just wouldn't have enough money to make the rest of the world deal with his brain problems in that case
Sexuality headcanon I can live with but nationality headcanon is weird to me. Like, who looks at Noelle and goes "Yeah, she's obviously of Albanian descent."
>>586516797Noelle is dua lipa?
>>586516634Have you tried exercise I heard that's like Deltarune in real life
>>586516673https://static1.e621.net/data/73/b7/73b78ebf4f7885fd984494264b088e43.gif
spamton won
>>586516797its never a nationality thats 'trending' unpopular, either
>>586516797Noelle is obviously half Mexican half FinnishSusie Zilla? Japanese
Kris = AmericanSusie = AmericanNoelle = AmericanBerdly = AmericanRalsei = Not real
>>586516954SLURP SUCK CHOKE GAGGING NOISES
>>586517217>gagging
Kris = NigerianSusie = ChadianNoelle = CongoleseBerdly = EgyptianRalsei = British
>>586517690>Ralsei = British
>>586517690Why did the Dreemurr family adopt a nigerian boy?
>>586517690I hate to say this but a Khopesh that also shoots laser blasts would be a pretty baller Dark World weapon
>>586517134now thats based and truecanon
what has utg cooked latelycheck out my garlic salmon linguine
>kris white >susie monster but definitely white trash>noellemonster but likely mixed black or mixed latina >ralseiraceless thing like an alien
>Oi bruv quite sad innit?>*stabs you*
>>586517952Noelle "oh my cheese and crackers!" holiday is as white as it gets
>>586517913last thing i made was uhhh a meatball sub
Kris is non-white because Chara is white and Kris has a different skin color and when dying turns green instead of pale
>>586517690desu i dont see how ralsei could be anything else, he is like a charming little creature you'd get from narnia
>>586516954Orange is built for Ralsei facesitting
>>586518115>last thing i did was being a submissive meat-a-ballmario.... not like this...
>>586517969>when Ralsei finds out you are in possession of illegal face sitting pornography
>>586518096i work with a black girl who regularly goes "oh dear" when she makes any tiny mistake. they are called “oreos” in the black community
>>586514720
>>586517027Spamton won the cyberworld election and immediately went fucking apeshit in the mansion like he had secured a thousand year cultural reich, which lead to his humiliating loss.
>>586518449Fuck her.
How come nobody has made a Spamton out of ham and called it Hamton
>>586518235anon no ralsei is british that's illegal
goon night chat, i am going to bed now, cya tomorrow :)
>>586517952noelle is one of those americans with norwegians descent who won't shut up about it
>>586518425>Kris texting Susie>>586518096You guys say this because you dont know any nerdy black girls, they are everywhere in the Square Enix fandom.
(laughs)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKAmcVmQDfc
>>586518559spam is already mostly ham
>>586518613Goat night sleep tight.
>>586518659she's latina and insecure about being unable to speak spanish but she does regularly complain about white gringos online despite having blue eyes and blond hair
Would Kris still be so evil and traumatized and easy for the antichrist to manipulate if they were rich
Toby I will suck your cock if you let me play chapter 6 now
krisboob?
>>586519504You'll suck my cock AND you won't play Chapter 6 now (laugh)
>>586519831I'm taking a bite out of it then
I know the thread is silent because everyone is waiting for the new one
>>586520378Well if nobody is here to stop me I'm gonna feed Spamton to my spider gf.
>>586518473I worship this
>>586520572don't do that she will get sick
delties are badtalies are good
>>586521021>>586521021>>586521021hop on!
Noelle's name is literally French and she's a reindeer, she's a Canadian immigrant
>>586498991me
