#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[NOVEMBER 2026] Development on Burial progressing at a steady pace. A number of disliked puzzles to be removed. Game Jam is kill.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/697654062728874066# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>586389826
First for Ashley
Good morning, calgee!
>>586474587Ashley is so :3
Warning: incoming schizo babble.
I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
>>586474587Good morning, anon>>586474652You don't need to announce your behavior, we can see you already.
>>586474650LOVE Catshley in the Trunk.
>>586474710Delete this
My wife Noelle says hi!
>>586474553Ashley is such a qtpi
>>586474958Thiccshley
>>586474598>>567153982>>566403298Fuck, I'd been looking for this one for a while. This image makes me feel so sorry for her.
>>586474770Luv sisterkitties
>>586475223Andrew should just wear the tag. Not like picrel, instead it should be a giant tag with arm holes like a potato sack.
Not gonna lie, this game feels like a Zucest modern AU. Either Nemlei was full of shit when she said the game was targeted at True Crime Girls or she has no clue what that community likes.
>>586475383>she has no clue what that community likes.Game has fat sister tits, she knows what the community likes
>>586475383*Everyone* is welcome to give me MONEYYYYYYYY!
>>586475443>Game has fat sister tits, she knows what the community likesThe True Crime Girls community don't like big tits nor incest tho. That's the point. The game's community has basically no overlap with true crime girlies.
>>586475828>Hehee! Do you like me? Do you really like me that much??>If you like me so much then say it!>Who do you like the best?>Who's your only one??>Hahah! For me, it'll always be--
>>586475829Oh c'mon Ashley! You've been like that with Andrew for 20 years! Now you understand what your brother's been dealing with all this time.
>>586475919She is SO fucking cute!
>>586475919I think it's safe to assume they're going to the Surgeon because Andrew knocked up Ashley. <y questions are: Why him specifically? Is it a rouse to get close to him? Remember in chapter 3 they speculated ??? wanted to use him because he is a tar soul? Maybe they're killing 2 birds with one stone. Maybe even a 3rd one if they're going to get information on their parents.
>>586476157Undeniable trvke
I think the new pattern will be devlogs every 3 months. Tracks with all the ones we've received this year. So don't expect news until February unless a miracle happens.
December trvke incoming
Joulukuu status?
>>586476697Yule status?
>>586476775Beautiful filename. I want to kiss Nemlei's forehead.
>>586476194Praise be to the latest Wrenlog. Our Wren who art in wreaven, wrellowed by thy name.
>>586476403I think they are dying from shame from their attempt to patent "coffinlikes" the same way thefinebros tried to patent react videos and what a fucking mess it did to the games scheduling.
>>586478883Literally all Kit9 had to do was call it a Nemleivania and we'd be fine. Zero business sense with these people.
>>586478883>$DEMOGRAPHIC react to>Indie RPG Maker Games!>This episode...>The Coffin of Andy and Leyley!
Sisters are unfortunately women.
Good morning, /calg/!
>>586478883>attempt to patent "coffinlikes"I think more realistically they saw the people who expressed interest in hosting and making stuff for such events: a bunch of amateurs and degenerates from Reddit, and decided it was for the best to cancel such a thing before it got any more traction.
>>586480881>a bunch of amateurs and degenerates from RedditAs opposed to all the other people making RPGmaker games?
>>586480984I mean if you're reffing to people who make games like IB or Mogeko Castle, or similar: Perhaps said parties weren't interested. I'm just saying if I was a dev that for the most part stayed out of the know of my fanbase, I would assume to check the places they're most likely to be. And there is people making shit like Hag/Nina mods or Andy is Sick...
>>586480881That should have been obvious from the start. Atp there has been at least half a dozen Coffin mod projects announced and every single one has been total dogshit.
>>586482131>every single one has been total dogshitThe 4:3 mod is based though
>>586482131I'm still waiting for a Douglas mod.>You are Douglas!>Wake up. Wageslave. Consoom. Repeat.>You need to make (w)rent by end of month.>Chaos and mayhem awaits!
>>586480881coffin community is already mostly libtards. just compare calg numbers with reddit numbers. it's gonna get basterdised like SCP
>>586481137Who was she expecting, EA? Is Nemlei really surprised that Activision missed their chance to pioneer Coffinlikes? There's no way she expected to have a Game Jam WITHOUT having the whole thing done by amateurs because who else does a Game Jam?Face it, the Game Jam was never real#NemleiLiedGameJamDied
I wonder if Nemlei has a favorite jam recipe.
>>586482979>basterdised like SCPMain difference is that the community has virtually zero input on the canon content itself. As annoying as seeing, "Andrew/Ashley x Crackship Partner or Coffin Retelling with my sloppily written fanfiction" mods. There's still a high enough quality difference to where you can just shrug it off. Unlike SCP where it's unfortunately the community who make the overall product worse.
>>586484093>community has virtually zero input on the canon content itselfcommunity didn't mess up the game much but it did push nemlei to make writing more obvious, remove/make easier puzzles and make out of character renee vision
>>586483429Nothing wrong itself with amateur media. In fact, it can be charming a lot of the time. But when the, "amateurs" in this instance are a bunch of Romanian/Russian perverts who openly taunt you and try to scam money out of Amazon on your behalf... yeah, I can see why she said no.
>>586484093communism doesn't work, hail empress Nemlei
>>586484334>the, "amateurs" in this instance are a bunch of Romanian/Russian pervertsIs there an actual story behind this or is this just something you're saying?
>>586484503I'll say this as someone who was at one point associated with a lot of these, "modders". I'm specially referring to Tom/Furball/Whatever he goes by now. He actually was the one who got the original haggot mod crew together before they ousted him and started an autism war. He and his cohorts are a rabbithole in of itself, but it is well documented: he will impersonate Nemlei/Kit 9 and use DMCA claims to take down content he doesn't like or people he perceives to be his, "ops". Also he uploaded the game's soundtrack on Spotify/Amazon.
>>586482271>have to balance your energy meter between work and your wife sucking you dry every nightHe had a hard life.
>>586484503Further reading if interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5iKpd5MbgIBut yeah, tl/dr: he's a gypsy and his grunts are Russians. And he helped kick start the haggot mod. I think he's also partially the reason the subreddit got taken over by the people who make the haggot mod.
I THINK ASHLEY SUCKS
>>586484805Imagine the minigames.
>>586484698>>586484867Man, I am so glad I never paid attention to this stuff. Sounds retarded
>>586485230Andrew...
>>586485002Imagine the Ninagames...
Julia.That is the post.
>No devlogSo no update until next year, probably summer
>Road trip!
>>586485859But there was a devlog
Honestly the scope of a game jam would feel limited. What exactly is the main theme? Familial 'relations'? Abuse? Just dark stories? What would a Coffin inspired turn based combat game look like?
>>586486384Incest Wars sounds kino as hell
>>586486384Better Half crossover browser-based interactive narrative game.
>>586485859Who knows, Nemmies might give us a jouluherkku
>>586486384Ashley cooking simulator going to do numbers in the game jam.
>>586485880Julia’s cake would solve all my problems
>>586474553FPBP
I can't post the full thing because catbox is down
>>586488810B(r)ockwurst status?
>>586478883the situations you are trying to compare are not at all similar, how does your brain work that you can come up with this insane bullshit? do you just live in a dumbfounded, hazy stupor that allows you to draw connections between anything arbitrarily because you don't understand anything that you are perceiving? you really are the dumbest motherfucker in this thread, and that's really saying something around here
>>586488947S T U F F E D
>>586486384if you pull out of your sister you lose.
Ashley's FAT tits
>>586490895I agree
>>586491163If I were in Andrew's shoes, I'd be hopelessly addicted to them and it'd make her even more of a tease with them
>>586491163why is she so sweaty? she's practically naked, she must have a horrible fever
>>586474483
>>586492361Ashley MOGS again
>>586492361>wren slave
WHY ARE THE THREADS MOVING SO FAST?!!
Any retard can make a game that features two relatives fucking, but only a select few can write an engaging story around it that tugs at your heartstrings and leaves you begging for more. Praise Nemlei
>>586492361>ashley ban better
>>586492361>ashley image artSO TRUE!!!
>>586492361>jane bump
>>586492361>post AshleyYou don't have to tell me twice.
>>586493735I wish she'd look at my pp like this
>>586493934She's staring at Andrew's brock
>>586482979>coffin community is already mostly libtards.how come? i thought all libtards hated fictional incest because they ultimately believes that fiction affects reality at all
https://x.com/ARealIdiot325/status/2117277188211036426
Holy--
>>586474483Everything is falling apart and I'm barely holding on but I pretend everything is swell in front of my sister
>>586497070Many are doing this
>>586497070I don't feel one way or the other about the things going on around me. I am empty and content in this emptiness.
>>586495364because coffin has millennial writing
>>586482979>picsometimes it feels like i am the only person left who doesn't give a shit about the "communities" that surround things that i enjoy. i just enjoy the things that i like without worrying about what others are doing. am i behind the curve? should i be pulling my hair out over random retards i see online whom i will never meet?
>>586501624No I agree with you. You’re a sensible person. Most people don’t care about any of that stuff, but you don’t exactly see the people NOT having a conversation lol
>>586502076fair enough
>>586497070Just part of the brother's burden.
i just went over my folder and found this pictureAnyone know the artist?
>>586501624if community is shit you'll just have shittier interactions when you talk about that thing or if it's a multiplayer game it'll be annoying. sometimes audience ruins the content like how troons ruined fallout
>>586503119Artist - https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/12898043Commission by - https://x.com/ARealIdiot325/status/1737932555368775811
Word of advice to those whom it may concern: if the fanbase ever lets you down (it does, often) you can still fallback on logging out and just playing Coffin uninterrupted by mental retardation.
>>586504141is this the only artpice she did?I didnt find aynthing else coffin related form the artistI couldn even find the origian one on pixiv
>>586504543>is this the only artpice she did?no there's also >>586496746RealPig says that's who they commissioned for the art (and that they're friends, they're also both chinese) so I assume most of the pics on RealPig's X are by that person.https://x.com/ARealIdiot325/media?filter=photo
>>586506308>A-Andrew.....! What happened...to your tag?
>>586506308>ifAshley is Hypothetical Girl
Calgoo...
>>586510434Wrenny Devlog.Wrenlog.Wog, if you will.
>>586510434even kike girl looks better than vivian
>>586510628>I'd do it again.
>>586511030Of course the one jew in the game is a merchant…
>>586510434Did she make that ice cream with her milk?
>>586511926artist removed her jew nose. that's sacrilegious
sex
>>586515306That pussy is extremely grippy, or looser than some of the bolts on my 1970s pickup truck.
>>586507404lmao thought the same thing
>>586492361>wedding defending melting watch another worthless waiting discussion clearly pictures already problem imagine coffin nemlei gamewhose wedding?
>>586516625Tighten your bolts
>>586492361>Douglas updatedHow does he feel about being grandpa?
This is kinda girly, isn't it?
>>586519664Happy as long as he isn't asked to do any grandpawrenting.
Now that the dust is settled, how did she know?>>586311385
>>586515306
>>5865204071. Andrew in the Realm Inbetween Between2. Andrew upon seeing >>586496746
>>586516625>picThey summoned the wrong demon..
>>586516625i dont get this crossoverWho is it?
>>586506308"Give myself to you" is kind of a girly way to put it.
>>586522718
>>586506308>>586522789And in his mind “giving myself to [Ashley]” is thinking about her while having sex with another woman. Andrew isn’t seeing heaven
