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thussy sexo
The vodka just started hitting me perfectly.
Thes
>tfw no junker queen gf
>>586476668imagine hammond just feasting on her pussy
>>586476745I'd rather do it myself but I guess the champion has earned it
>>586475948
>>586476745
>>586477025https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Out_with_a_bang.ogg
I want to go out banging with The Lena
Tricking Juno into filming a Mike Adriano scene.
We need more sexy summer skins
Sexy time with Venture
>>586478008We need more sexy winter skinsComfy jammies that show a liiiiiittle butt crack.
>>586478928Many are saying this
I don't recommend playing this game on morphine
absolutely tank gapped that fool
>>586478951That is not comfy
>entire team is getting owned by a widow in qp>slightly sus but think it's probably just a good player, check replay anyway>they're master 1 Great matchmaking. I'm a goldbab so I really don't think there are that few players around my rank that they have to queue me into that.
>>586479490>qp
>>586479365women are at their comfiest being sluts
Venture mythic confirmed
>>586479365Comfy when I get my nose up in Brigitte's meaty butt.
>>586479142What game is good on morphine?
>>586470310
What's the point of even grinding ranks? My dad says he feels secondhand embarrassment because I waste a lot of time playing it. I'm Master 2. I don't stream, and I'm not making any dime off it.What's the goal here? I honestly don't want my dad looking at me like that. I lost my job (was a manager at a car dealership) two years ago. I'm 31, no kids, no wife (I just hook up with 20yo impressionable girls I meet on Facebook Dating).
>>586481707The goal is to have fun dumbass
>>586481707Consider streaming and letting your father disrespect you live. You might even find a way to make a living from it, just like our king gayming4hope
why do these genjiggers feel the need to just throw my games instead of putting the bastion in the bag
>>586481707Its a video game, you play it to have fun you stupid retard
I find lifeweaver more fun but if I want to win is there any reason to play him over kiri
>>586466309type of weapon that makes me want to melee something, like with iliari's gun
>>586484214inhale a pool ball
>>586484423I don't think that's possible
lifeweaver inflation
>>586484214depends, his specific niche is being good on defense payload slop maps like neon junction/midtownwith DPS that have low mobility, his petal has some decent utility for getting them to better positions on maps with a significant amount of verticalityKiri's good in almost any situation on the other hand, suppose numbers wise right now LW's healing output is a bit more consistent at the loss of not having suzu lol
There are no Wuyang fans, every one who plays him is a meta slave.
>>586485915i just like woder
>>586485915The same could be said for a lot of the evergreen characters.
>Playing Mystery Madness>Get Soldier >Roll with Top tier Chaingun card >Oh fuck yeah>Network issues you're disconnected now :)>Uhhh durff you're now Endorsement Level 4 from 5Kill yourself, Blizzard
>>586300156RoadhogImpregnation, handholding, snuggling
sweet ass
>>586485915>every one who plays him is a meta slaveor gay
Only 5 hours left to try and earn that level 4 frame. I dont think im gonna make it.
>>586487278racemix
>ask support for help>you didn't ask nicely so no more heals for you???
>>586488079I know who's been naughty
Would you let the Mercy take care of you during the PID?
>>586488375No I want Moira
>>586488375Pharmaceutical Induced Death? Yeah I guess
>>586488079support players are spiritually foids so they have to find something to bitch about
Just unlocked Tracer's pixel spray even though Ive been playing since 2016
why do you sometimes get instakicked after a drive group forms (i do nothing on my part)? is it someone being designated group leader then they leave so everyone does?
>>586489006The other PID
>>586489952Lena will be a mommy after I'm through with her
>>586487381sombra kissers
The
>>586491681i'll fuck d.v a while casino watches
>>586489931Penis In Dagina?
>>586492021Penis in Kiriko.>>586491681All mogged by D.mon desu desu
>>586492203Yeah....I think I'll stick with the The's. She's all yours, anon
semen demon
>>586492941
>>586492941I love my AI generated wife, thanks.
I don't understand why I suck so much at the game. My gameplay lately really looks like those bronze VOD reviews.
Xin chao
I think she's cute
>>586488375Penis in Dmon?
>>586493585I think she's perfect
>>586493585based adult woman fetish haver
>>586493457hi juno
>>586493457spreading juno's asscheeks
>>586492941>>586493095
>>586494162completely flaccid looking at this. not even a single twitch
>>586493912Hi JunoHi Kiriko
>>586492941>>586493095>>586494162I love white women so much it's unreal.
>>586494330based gayCHAD
>>586494518Mauga has toddler proportions and is easily the least attractive human in the game by a wide margin.
>>586481707I'm also high masters without even really trying, that's just the normal rank I am playing the game for fun usually a few games a day.
>>586418032made for domestication
>>586495030She's a bad girl
>>586495072My wife is a good girl, actually.
Why the fuck do I see Mei and Sojourn in every game on low ELO?
>>586494162Completely hard looking at this
>>586495221Then how did you type?
Yeah, think I'm just done playing Hog until he gets reverted or buffed again. He's so pathetically weak. Hook feels completely cosmetic. Guess I'm a winston main now.
Why is Emre the coolest character in the game?
Kiriko and her 2 holes
>>586496705Do you think Kiriko's butthole really tastes like sugar
>>586496705
>>586496995She is a perfect fictional girl so sureI only know that shit smells awful if you eat a lot of sugar
yes kiriko you can stack them
>>586497040Hi Kiriko
>>586481707The point is to have fun.If you're not having fun, just stop and go play something else.
>tfw you have no idea what is going on
Yey I actually maxed my drive for once, I was sweating buckets.
i'll never play a drive game ever
>>586497631don't be scared homie
>>586497631I turned off the auto-grouping after the game, whoever came up with that idea needs to be ass raped with a cactus
>>586497504I have some idea of what is going on
going to start filtering out this troono spam
>have a fairly decent aim with Cassidy >in the 50 percentile >can't hit the broad side of a barn door with AsheExplain!
>>586498793Current McCassidy is for shitters.
>>586498729
>>586498793You're probably shooting from closer range as Cass
>>586498793I think they nerfed her hitscan.For some reason I can't hit anything on Shion anymore.
>>586498793You either have the gene or you don't
>>586498557NEEEEEEEERD
the actual state of stadium matchmaking
we don't play that crap here
>>586499854gg dps diff
>got hard diffed by the enemy asheHow does one improve their aim?I could barely land my shots while she was landing headshots left and right.
>>586499668oh...
>>586500206you pick another hero
>>586499854Played a few games yesterday, maybe my team didn't bulid right or maybe they just sucked but all games were a fucking slaughter.
>>586500259Juno when you say you're out of fresh diapers.
>>5865002061 hour vaxta every day
>>586500206Just practice in QO and tweak your settings until she clicks, that's what I did for cass. And she doesn't she's just not for you.
>>586500206Your movement and positioning is also likely shit btw
>>586500206Keep playingGoogle codes for aim trainersImprove your positioning like another anon saidTry to aim with strafing more
i got bored of rivals so i downloaded this game because it has good porn too. what hero should i play?
>>586501150Hogdaddy
>>586498793Maybe your scope accuracy needs adjusting?
>>586501150Who do you like to play in Rivals?
>>586501150White Fox
>>586480995cities skylines
>>586494624no bulge?
>>586502441He's no Emre
I can't pull out succesful Shion ult anymore because even on silver/gold people know how to deal with it.
>>586501150your first hero played imprints into your mind the most so choose carefully.
>>586501217>Hogdaddywell fat bastards do have a certain charm to them...>>586501531mr aaron keller? yeah kiriko is getting greedy again>>586501459i have played tank and support most of the time in rivals but i enjoyed my time on venom and magik
>>586501531the Kiriko is the fox that we have. We all love her very much
>>586502807Confirmed. I still love The Lena like I did 10 years ago.
>>586494624>easily the least attractive human in the game by a wide margin.CANONICALLY wrong
>>586503075wow, Shion has really bad taste
>>586502807HANDS OFF HAMSTER SHE IS MINE
>>586491681The wife the wife and the wife
>the wife
>>586503648Your Lady Shion is very pretty.
sexbot
>>586504046>t. Hashimoto elder crying in Hell
sex robot sex robot
>>586502807i agree! thats why i asked for ideas
>>586504250This is so hot for some reason.
Shion x Venture
Aonran is so fucking miserable to play against, bitch just uses all her cool downs and you die. All other dive DPS feel like you at least have a chance or put yourself in a terrible spot if they kill you, but Anran just feels like she has no counter play.
Venture is really pretty when they're not TF2 SFM animationing the face
>>586504831Don't sass me.
>>586504564>for some reasoncould it be related to her washing cum out of her modified tenga pocket pussy?
>>586504250
>>586505046Tenga is such a shit product.
They wouldn't nerf Sojourn would they? I feel like she's in a good place right now
Hopefully they'll show us the midseason mythic soon
>>586505173She passed on? Thank god.
>>586505248I thought the bottom one said Seinfeld in the thumbnail
>>586505441Giddy up
>>586505173Even the average redditor has woken up to hitscan being shit and projectile/dive being OP if they don't alleviate the imbalance a little we know for a fact alec dawson is a useless retard who should get fired for not doing his job
>>586504831Her primary projectile speed and damage mean she'll be barely tickling you outside of very close range, so most heroes can just outrange her and either kill her or force her to pop cooldowns early and retreat. Just don't let her get close to you, and take advantage of the fact that even when she gets close her TTK is higher than most other flankers.Any hero that can cleanse themselves also cucks her super hard.
>do last damage on 4 red players in first fight>will they do the thing>yes, they all counterpickedI barely even did anything, please let me play as my wife The Lena without this nonsense
she's gonna blow!
>>586506083I like how Anran is a good counter to zarya and doomfist in the sense that her projectiles don't feed a lot into their barriers, and make hitscan dps lives a nightmare, she drives a solid wedge into meta slaving faggots.
lmao
>>586504914Yeah, she's cute as long as she keeps her mouth shut (both figuratively and physically).
>>586503902My lady Shion needs more skins.
B.wc D.mon
>>586500548does anyone have the similar webm of the overwatch workshop aim trainer, the one where the bots get launched into the air
Announce a new Kiriko midseason mythic Aaron, we're waiting
>>586507724
Where I come from the foxes fight back
>>586507873where I come from from we flay them and roast them
>>586507872i always get a kek out of this one thank you anon
>>586507872I still occasionally see someone who unironically plays like that where they just stand still on soldier and can only aim if they're not moving. The initial wave of people complaining about cyberspace were full of these where she was literally uncounterable because you had to stop standing in the circle to do full damage.
>>586508060Why? What's funny about it?
Why does Overwatch create the best aimers?
>>586508503It's the most demanding (if you play a character who actually has to aim)
>>586508503because we have to deal with shit like crutchiko
Are team drives over? Was busy during the weekend.
>>586508503Because >characters have diferent hitboxes>chaotic movements without penalties>JPC might one of the most difficult targets among all online shooters
Kiriko, Juno, and Mercy posts are more trooned up then Venture posts.
>>586508568>gets nerfed into the worst support in the game>6v6 shitters still cry about having to duel her even though she's like 8 support better at 1v1ing than her and don't even need to below all their CDs to do it Anti-kiriko shitters keep telling on themselves.
>>586509028I haven't even played all year I just like pissing off cuntiko zealots
>>586509213Yes we already established you're desperately mentally ill
grandpa found his way out of /v/ again
Rate my mains>D.Mon>D,Va>Ram>Ashe>Shion>Tracer>Pharah>Kiriko>Juno>Mizuki
Why would you use a word like zealot if you don't know what it means?
>>586509213Admirable.
>>586509451it's a protoss unit from starcraft
>>586509670What's admirable about not playing a game but posting about on 4chan anyway exactly?
>>586509384I like Dmon, Ashe, Shion, Tracer and Pharah
Talons leader, captured. What do we do?
>>586508503no movement acceleration on top of there being smaller characters with faster base movement which makes strafing and tracking necessary
>>586509895What if mercy was a cannibal and started eating vendetta's organs and entrails then used her healing technology to restore her?
>>586509451I think it's fitting.
>>586509895Make gentle love to her till she is no longer evil
>Flats>Emongg>pge>Sugarfree>Gaming4HopeThose are faces of Overwatch. Say something nice about them.
>>586510115because you have a traumatic brain injury and think things are the opposite of how they are?
>>586510103>what if Mercy was Moira
>>586509213>1 sentence, 3 seethersimpressive, very nice
>>586510245Do you have any savings for retirement? Do you ever imagine what you'll be doing in 5 years?
>>586510568i'm going to keep watching Overwatch streamers.
>all these people calling me a retard, I'm so good at trolling
>>586509895*Unzips Dick*
Mei? Should be removed from the game
This is my wife. I love her.
>This is my wife. I love her.
>>586511724she looked better before she was added to the game
>>586511895a tale of every character in the game
>>586511971
>>586512072I stand correct
I prefer her post-HRT look myself
>>586512167Nah
>>586512072Cute 5head
>>586511724She'd look better barefoot and pregnant with my child
>>586511895Something is wrong with hher face
>>586509895Egg tournament
>self healing career high on domina>36,000 damage mitigated was NOT a career highwe honestly had no business winning this but we did anyway lmao
goonfist here
>>586512960tbrh Sierra grenades on a short cd feed a lot of MIT to dom.
>>586512960Kiri diff.
>>586512960KIRIKO IS SO BAD OH MY GOD MORE BUFFS MORE SKINSWHY DO I LOSE WHEN I PICK KIRIKO
>medlas posting tank edition
>two sierrasholy pisslow
If Shion wants to look human does that mean she gave herself a human looking metal pussy?
doo said rate my mains and then named half the current roster
main means every character ive played on purpose ever for more than 12 seconds obviously
>>586509895Fuck Domina in front of her.
>>586514217>dps are only allowed to play tracer or soj
>>586510385Moira isn't that cool
What went wrong?
>>586515786worthless gameplay design
>>586515786>not real>not my wife>not the mother of my childrena few things
>>586515786Retarded positioning for mech pilot so it looks stupid
>>586515786They keep trying to make melee work in an FPS
>>586515786Nothing, they give you a tool vs pharah/echo, then proceed to release sierra. adding abysmal redundancy to the hero.
>play some competitive stadium>top 100 on enemy teamnext game>top 50 on enemy teamnext game>top 200 on the enemy teamfunny how people pretend this game has "matchmaking"
>>586516134what
>>586515786voiced by a streamer who uses a fake baby voice and lies about it (mental illness)
Literally me
>>586516449I swear people that cry about sierra have never actually played her
>>586516969damn Sombra is jacked
>>586481008
>>586517054
I didn't mind sierra until they decided she needed a fast projectile and then also universally buffed all projectiles. Like she very obviously had a slow firing gun for a reason. It's so obnoxious when they try and "fix" characters by just removing intentional flaws. Oh yeah lets give Rein a double jump and an on demand lucio speed boost because it's possible to stay out of his melee range sometimes.
>>586517182
LoreCHADS, when is Shion going to join Ramattra?
wife
>>586517485Ram is never going to be relevant again after they cancelled PvE.
>>586517639Does it even make sense if he is the biggest threat among all known factions?
>what
Talking about lore, why is Overwatch so weak comparing to anything else?
when are they going to explain why random characters fight over inane bullshit like escorting a race car
>>586518321Cassidy protectsMcCree attacks
>>586518005name one thing better
>>586516029Imagine fucking her while she's trying to pilot it though
>>586518005Because majority watch only cinematics and animated shorts to follow story. Storytimes and comics do jackshit engagement and franchise is missing out on whole animated TV series.
>>586517628is this old or is orangekisses back from whatever bullshit she left for? last i heard she was drawing one piece bara
>>586512960i dont know why but i constantly have 20k+ mitigation games on domina compared to any other barrier tank. does he shield regen count towards mitigation like armor or something?
What do you do if your filling support on a 6v6 match on Dorado, junkrat and hanzo are shitting hellfire from above and none one of your teammates play characters that contest highground
Your teams Lena being pinned by Rein.Good enough reason to chill and idle that loss.
Widow has a firmer butt than freja confirmed
>>586517307sierra wouldnt be a problem if she wasnt putting out what felt like bastion tier damage with how fast it will rape you on most tanks. its only 10 DPS more than soldiers gun but it doesnt feel like it
>>586521726I want to pin The Lena
>>586515786>released>people call her weak>buffed >people call her broken>nerfed>no one talks about her at all
>>586521965damn, Freja really is made for it
>>586522278I talk about her all the time though
>>586521983A big factor is that it's projectile. It's a lot easier to land when you're just shooting down main and since there's travel distance it's effectively area denial as well.
>>586522278She is still very strong
>>586522278why is yuna shown drinking so much?
>>586522278>>released>>people call her weakHer shield was literally not working on release. They should have never buffed her until they fixed that bug
>>586522258>wiggle wiggle>Pin this!
>>586522964I still can't say for certain whether I find her attractive or not. She's not bad looking I think but she just lacks this X factor that someone like Widow, Tracer or even D.Va all have.
>>586523973I like her because she's a nerd with no sauce whatsoever.
Did someone say D.Va? As in Hana Song? Best girl and member of the The's?
>>586521458Old one I'm afraid
>>586523372I'm going in!
>>586524651hi hana
>>586524651No, I said D.mon. As in Yuna Lee. My wife.
>>586525010https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_Wow..._Cringe.ogg
Ponytail the Lena
>>586525326https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Mon_-_Should%27ve_seen_that_coming%2C_Hana.ogg?fb057
>>586525497
EACH OTHER
qp is horrible today
>1/3 of every quick play match has my team literally do nothing (as in standing in spawn emoting, going afk or similar non-participation)>enemy team is always full of people who take it extremely seriously, no afkers, throwers or beginners>queue times for support+dps double queue for my account is 3+ minutes>every match is an obvious hard stomp where my team doesn't contest for even a seconddo i have to actually make a new account? this is the definition of unplayable
good night hanasgood night yunas
losing NNN to Yuna
We don't that QP crap
bro is saving unranked receipts
yes we do
>>586526473gn
>>586525601qt
>>586526831To be fair that's always true with The Lena
tank PLEASE swap
i'm doing a doomfist challenge man afraid that's not possible thanks for your input though
>>586527116https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_No.ogg
>>586526473Good night Hana
>>586527373>tell me to swap from The Hana>Switch to The Yuna:)
>>586526831I was promised this.
Tips on dating Shion?
>>586526759>>586527457cute hanas & cute hammond
i love bwc
>>586528759We know, every single female from overwatch
>>586528759Ok Morrison
I just love the The's ok?
>>586528837Shion hates humans though
>>586529353Not my problem
>>586528759We know, Sierra
>>586527829This gay retard lost to the most millennial character of all time because he got groomed by an old guy who acted as a daddy figure
>The pushbot DOES travel faster with more people I knew I wasn't insane
where mythic?
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_Boo_%282%29.ogg?2cf3d
>>586524651We love the hana
At least I'm not a rat
>>586530245
>>586530258yes
i had no idea wrecking ball was voiced by fucking Dee Bradley baker for all these years.
update posted on reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/1xm8xad/community_update_team_drives_and_push_november_2/
We rape the lena
The Lena rapes us
>>586530932He voices the hamster noises, Jonathan Lipow does the ball
>>586530932bro I look at this pic and first thing I think is, damn the dude died
only tanks should be allowed to have high impact CC in a 5v5 environment. it would make the game so much more fun and engaging as tanks wont have to compete with CC stacking and brawl/dive wont be so braindead easy to shut down
the kiriko brought you mcdonalds
>>586531345i wish i could live in the UK
>>586531324>5v5 faggot>retarded faggot opinionchecks out
>>586531345jose killed himself last night
>earn a free shitiriko emote with your McCrumpet deluxe meal
>>586531345
>>586531345the kiriko took your mcdonalds
>>586531408tanks will never be able to be real tanks who crowd control and pull aggro when theyre being crowd controlled by multiple characters at a time.
>>586531408Don't sign your posts
>>586531715if multiple people are focusing them they're pulling aggro
>>586531715>getting targeted by multiple enemies, leaving your team free to do whateverIs that not what drawing aggro is?
>>586531486kys schizo ty honey
>>586531486>>586531489is it kiriko derangement syndrome?
gm briggers
>>586532714Fraid so, i fear...
Why does playing a support make me salivate while thinking of penis?
>oh yea lol we changed that years ago and didn't tell anyone, woops?
this is the same dev team that constantly tries to shadow nerf doom and other characters in hopes of nobody noticing
>>586517113good mornyan
Hana's face in Yuna's armpit
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/L%C3%BAcio_-_Nobody_uses_fifteen_electric_guitars_like_those_guys.ogg?7e0a8>using 15 electric guitars is a comically high amount for Lucio*ahem*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5pD8NrMz-w
>>586528759Fuck off Liberal.
>>586533640good mornyan!
Futa Widow kisses
kissing Widow's futa cock
Being on the balance team must be a really cush job
>>586531345ooh taco bell taco bell, product placement with taco bell incherito nacho burrito
>pro advice is "don't switch, keep playing the same character over and over even when it doesn't work">as a result my team is rein, junk reaper lucio kiri against pharah, echo, cat and juno>can't even fucking attack the enemy team and lose instantlygreat advice!
>>586533640>>586534312good mornyan bogood mornyan se
>>586530082That gay retard had more kids than you.
>>586515786Reintoddlers are egotistical faggots who can't handle having any competition. Fusion Repeater should never have been as strong as it was but the sword has been dogshit from the start, 60 or 65 per swing doesn't matter it's still too weak when hammertard can just pull out 100 per swing with a shield literally 3x as strong PLUS an ult that's actually useful solo without needing your team to follow up. Obviously she plays differently from Rein but it's still the cloest point of comparison, D.Mon deserves so much better.
That gay retard got his own jet airplaneThat gay retard, he's a millionaire
>>586533640good mornyan the 'bo
>>586536397>>pro advice is "don't switch, keep playing the same character over and over even when it doesn't work"
>>586536803Reindaddy got your bacon bussy SIZZLIN', i'm afraid...
>>586537209High ranks have a lot of one tricks
>>586534312good mornyan big J!
>>586536428sent those agpiglets flying
How dead would /owg/ be if these personafaggots that spam replies disappeared?
>>586537495if that's the only thing keeping /owg/ alive, /owg/ deserves to die
>>586533640>>586534312good mornyan to you too, ladies!
>>586537495>t. Jose
>>586533412whoopsie!
kek bodied those freaks
>>586537209it literally is. "keep playing your character, even when things get difficult or you get countered or else you won't learn" is what pros say.
If you filter the word "mornyan", the mercyposters and the schizo will partially disappear from your life
>>586537792literally name 5 pros that have exactly quoted that sentence
>>586537940>the mercypostersJose and Abbo aren't mercyposters though
>xe doesn't like schizoposting with the boysngmi
there was an enemy Freja and I took a look at her before she killed me, and i think i fell in love...
>tfw I still have 5k unique md5s of shitiko spam filtered from the dark age of the Jose flood
>>586538243Freja is so perfect
I don't care if it's a schizo or a bot, I'll never filter Kiriko!
>>586537792They might well say that, and maybe it's good advice for learning, but in their actual games, pros swap between minimum three different characters.
>>586534509I would kiss her blu butthole
>>586538294for me to poop on
>>586538173schizo mad that we're not getting his headcannon lore right
Jose killed himself a long time ago.
How the fuck have they still not patched the D.Mon ult charge bug when Mercy resurrects her, it's been like this for weeks.
You know what this game needed? Bigger projectiles
>>586538704
Thoughts?
>>586539282I like the part where you can see her pussy under the cheeks.
>>586536397They aren't wrong. You learn less from counterswapping than you do from learning to play around things. The problem is that barely anyone who doesn't switch is choosing to play around what's fucking thems
Angela Ogundimu
Garbage, I don't play this whore.
Sojourn Sparkle Power
>>586541014Try healslutting for a few games. You might like it.
>>586538801I’ve got your big projectiles here.*cums on your face*
>mystery madness dailies>random>get mercyabsolute horror how do faggots and women play this character all day
>>586541014only agpiglets do >>586541784agp
Anon's learned a new word today.
>>586542156
>support main>play DPS and absolute shit at it >support starts berating tank for some reason>tank talks shit back>this goes on for the whole match >match ends without anyone realizing I’m clearly the problemI can’t keep getting away with this.
kek obliterated those freaks
>>586542519No justice for tankbros...
>>586541669im not your mother
http://www.twitch.tv/flexorownigger coon baboon kek
>>586542519Nah it's trueDPS can't do anything if the tank isn't doing their job.
>>586541784why would you click random if you knew there's a 1/3 chance to roll useless dogshit
>>586543021>hanzo can't headshot unless theres a rein shield in front of me
>>586543041I like to live dangerously.
>>586541502I played Mercy once, and the most challenging thing was staying awake while I shoved a blue beam up my DPS' ass.Never again.
>>586543963Mercy is easy so you can suck on a dildo like a true healslut while playing the game. It’s much harder to do it with Juno or Kiriko. Trust me I know.
What kind of men does bellaboo like?
>>586545367White men.
>>586545367small furry ones that pilot a ball
>>586545367clever chubby manlets.
>>586546016she can pilot my balls if you know what I mean
>>586546016He can't keep getting away with stealing all the women!
Been in queue for Clash so long it rolled back over to Assault, time to waste another 2 hours in queue before I give up.
you know what's more useless than charms to get from loot boxes? mercy highlight intros because you will never see one
>>586547241The irony of her potgs is that you have to be hyper aggressive, heal some, pull out gun to kill a player or two, then res some idiot, then heal more. Most foids cannot accomplish this.
My indian wife
>>586541784mercy is unironically one of the strongest heroes in that mode
>>586531504
Happy birthday to me...
>>586548952Happy birthday Junobro. That's a hell of a skin loadout, what did that cost, like $200?
>>586548952we love juno's cake here
zarya mythic soon, feel it in my bones >>586548952https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Junkrat_-_Happy_birthday.ogg?56946
>>586548952cute cake
>>586548952Wonderful cake>>586549234I want to devour this one especially
>>586549151>thinking this image is actually anon's
>>586548952Cute!Eating Juno's cake
>Ilios>Enemy tank picks Hog>Our tank just keeps walking up to him and raging in chat when he gets hooked off the map>Switches from Rein to Mauga to Orisa to Hog himself eventually>Keep baiting out hooks to stop this retard walking into them but whenever I'm dead he just gets grabbed instantly>He's 10-18 by the end of the game>Screaming about team diff in chatWhat level of mental retardation is this.
>>586552537>He's 10-18 by the end of the gamevs Hogs 42-7*, forgot to add.
>>586552537>vote for ilios>tank isn't a hog main>don't ban hogand what did we learn?
>>586553345Ilios turns peoples brains to mush, I hate it
>>586553345This was in quick play I don't play comp
>>586521668throw as Lucio and avoid your entire team
>>586551773It was someone's at some point, the question still stands of how much money that made
>think I'm shitting the bed >we end up winning >look at chat afterwards>enemy dps asked me if I have a jobconfidence = boosted
>>586536803rein players are the mercy of tanks, lowest skill ceiling out of all tanks
Echo's ult is bad.
>>586549234all juno players have big asses
>>586554593being able to have a second/third support or tank ult is OP
>>586554593Echo slander will not be tolerated here
>>586549234Wuyang gets to enjoy this fully, Doomfist permits this because he's a good guy.
>>586555025
You've clearly never experienced the joy of diffing the enemy tank while playing as Echo.
How big is your OW file? Google says it should be like 80GB but my is 140GB
idk how people get in with genji without just dying in 2 seconds... I thought I would practice him in mystery madness but it never got better
>>586556267Steam says 77.32 GB.
>>586556705>>586556802>>586556885
>>586556705>>586556802>>586556885>>586556980The thes o algo
make sombra's ult delete tree again !!!!
>>586556590Yes that's what it should be. Why is mine 140?
>>586557184CP thumbnails
>>586557018i want to blow raspberries on the schizo's tummy wummy
thread is sorely lacking in the the(y/them)
>>586557018Schizo loves the The's confirmed?
they might tease the mythic within the next hour but I think they didn't last time
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK YES YES YES YESYYES YES YES
>>586557714damn too bad I don't play hog, I'd put that on the rotation with midashttps://www.youtube.com/watch/nkUPhtW8iX0
>edgelord shit They do know their audience
>>586558021ty for yt link anon
>>586557847juno thats not a skin for you, thats a skin for roadhog
>>586557714gay and will sell 3 copies total
>>586558179That was unrelated, Juno was responding to the bunnyhopps restock
>>586557714I KNOW TZEENTCH HERESY WHEN I SEE IT VILE ABOMINATION
>>586557714it's a banger i'm afraid
>>586557847>>586556885>>586550503Kill yourself.
>>586558838nigga this shit cold as fuck
>>586558842kek bodied that agpiglet
uh oh, juno is causing someone to have a melty welty
https://youtu.be/cukwOw74Hyw
Is there any reason to ever not play sigma or monkey as tankI swear I have like an 80% winrate on those two
>>586541014
https://streamable.com/a21ssiChinese promo for the mythic, which has more detail.
>>586559471If you are a waifufag, the reason would be to play The Hana and only The Hana.
>>586558838>>586558952>>586559560Holy spikeslop
they should an option to rape one of your teammates after a game
>>586559730>and only The Hana.You're forgetting The Yuna.
>>586559950Holy replyslop
>>586558661The Emperor protects...
I've heard dmon is good but she's not really clicking in comp for me. How do I play her? Which other tanks should I be playing like?
>>586559950It fits. Have you seen Roadhog's belly tattoo? My man is tacky as fuck. He would love this mythic.
No one gives a shit about Roadhog anymore
>>586559992I'd just be wondering how they react?
>>586559992Why wouldn't they just have it like TF2 instead?
Name a SINGLE good line of OW2+ dialogue
>>586560846wait till you see me on my bike
>>586560846https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Shion_-_Oh%2C_I_think_I%27m_very_reasonable.ogg?efe62
>>586560914the jose said the olivia isn't a the
>>586560846Hey gamers, I'm Yuna Lee. AND I'M HANA SONG!
the only the I need is the schizo pounding my bussy
>>586560846Blacks blacks blacks
>>586561080<3
>>586561141it's so weird for juno to say this
>>586560846https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Caught_you_staring.ogg
We hate Anran, nerf Anran, delete Anran, gay character.
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Shion_-_%28unhinged_yell%29.ogg?9a01e
>>586561080Hey gamers, I'm Yuna Lee. >AND IM HANA SONG! And together we'll be hosting My MEKA Mania You may know MEKA quad as top competitors But this time we'll be turning the tables and competing against each other! >EACH OTHER?!Oh you heard right~Players will vote between all five MEKA quad members to see who's this year's top MEKA talentAnd for the record, I'm not losing to anyone, not even you Hana>Hah! We'll see about that! I know I'm not going down easy, but neither will King, Casino, or OVERLOOORDDJust the way I like it~ Well players, get voting>GAME ON!
So of the heroes released this year, the ones who have an actual personality are>domina>shion>doctrineAnd that's it right? Can anyone argue otherwise?
>>586561712They all have personalities anon
>>586561778Sierra doesn't
>>586561712
>>586561778The ones I didn't include are sierra, dmon, mizuki, cat (doesn't really count I guess), emre and anran. I guess you could argue mizuki but I feel like that's it
>>586561826sure she does, she's cheery and optimistic
>>586560846Any of Jetpack Cat's lines
Overwatch hasn't had a good new hero released since JQ.
>>586561548SEE WHAT IVE BECOME
>>586561967thats not a personality that's just a temperament
>>586561904Fuck this bitch
WAHAHAHAHA
thats not a personality that's just a temperament
What if Juno ate Mercy?
>>586559992please don't encourage mercytroonery
Convincing Juno to wear a giant DUNCE hat
>>586562529yes
Mystery Madness Reinhardt is a criminally broken piece of shit that needs to never see the light of day again
>>586557432kissing the thuss on the face
14 hours and 43 minutes until Lily Hana
>>586564171I really hope it looks good
>>586564171No idea who that is or why they're sitting on Tokki
>>586564089built for me
>>586564058would use
realistically if venture opened her mouth anywhere near reaper she would get meet the spy'd
>>586534312
>>586566425
>>586560846I have compared the grass from both sides, but I cannot decide which is more green!
can the next kpop collab be designed by fortiche
>>586568552how about we colab with something interesting for a change
this is the only good collab skin, period
>>586569635You already got your Bebop collab.
>>586569635like?
>>586570763this but any The Juno collab skin
Next collab
post that dancing webmyou know which one
>>586571128The one where Tracer looks like she's farting?
>>586571067average Yakuza side quest
>>586571128
>>586571067>>586571128
>can't even keep it overwatch
>>586571635Some real uncanny valley shit
What do you think the win rate of Jetpack Cat vs. no Jetpack Cat is? Blizzard will never make that information available because they know the winrate is absurd. Fucking retarded character.
>>58657185349.8%
>>586561967>>586561941>>586561712Sierra actually has a personality. Its literally just that white people don't understand it. Not even meming.
>>586571128I got you anon
>>586572060Lies. Blizzard has never made that information available. And no your dad does not work at Blizzard.
>>586572234Look at her go!
>>586571742
>>586572451There isn't a single OW2 design I like
Kiri buffs tomorrow?
>>586572546don't get your hopes up
>>586572451That Fortnite model is all wrong and looks terrible compared to the real thing.
Juno right click nerf when?
>>586572808you just described every single fortnite collab lol
>>586572696Then I sleep.
>>586572546>Kiri>buffsLMAO! Enjoy 50 points of armor
why has no one realized how op domina is right now?
>>586571224Ac6 collab when?
>>586573115no one else is hardstuck bronze
>>586573115cause when I pick her I feed and just end up wanting to play sigma instead
>>586572407cool moves hana
>>586573563New PVE mode. Trust the plan
put meitards in a vat of boiling oil
Nude Mei covered in oil
Idk what's my problem with Sigma but I just hate everything about himHate to play against himHate to play as himHate his design
>Stomps on Hana's bag of Doritos until its just a bag of orange dust
>>586572451Baby making sex with Fortnite the Hana
you worthless idiots didn't post the kpop dance I wanted
>>586575835No one here cares about your worthless ass
hwn's the patch
>>586576037rude
You cannot in good faith and with an honest soul defend Sierra
>>586576037dumbass lol
>>586576731ok worthless dumbass
>3 times as much healing as the other support
you can tell you're against a sweatstack by how instantly they react to things like a hivemind (voice comms)
you will buy
I main Kiriko and Zen. Guess what kind of person am I?
a problem solver
>>586577276>nooooo you can't have friends and be better at gaming than me
>>586577276dont worry moira and mercy got your back :)
>>586577276I had a game against the most tryhard stack ever a few days ago. Our team was actually pretty good for once but the other team were constantly counterpicking etc, playing like it's OWL finals. Pretty annoying experience.
>>586577917was this in 5v5?
its so funny how quickly people go from wholesome chungus, doing hearts in chat and going glhf :) and doing little reddit jokes, into dying a few times and then becoming the most aggressive, bitter cunt you've seen that day.this exact phenomenon has happened more times than i can count just in the short time i've been queing QP lately rather than comp. at least in comp you don't get people being fake nice.
>>586577694youve never lived an honest day in your entire life
>>586577938Yeah
>>586578482nothing better than trash compacting 100% power shot into the mercy dancing on cart , after her team caps 1st point and your team rapes their team into the ground for the rest of the match
>>586578567kekkkkexplains everything, counterswapping in 5v5 is gigagay when you don't have agency over your retarded teammates hero picks
gm hana
>bronzies crying about counterpicking
so true :)
we look forward to the sombra doctrine nerfs
>>586577426No Shion = No BuyShion = No Buy too because they can't make a good skin for her
yeah, doc's healing output is already garbage, once they nerf his ult it's to the shadowrealm for him
we look forward to the kiriko buffs
>>586579176many are saying this
gm
>>586579221dumb
>>586579417gm gm
hello when is the patch please tell me
12 hours 13 minutes from now
thanks
Good morning to all Hogheads, Hogmaniacs, and Hogholics; also good morning to all others including Hog enjoyers, Hog haters, and those of you whom remain Hogneutral.
i consider myself hogneutral
Need vendetta pubes
>>586564089
>>586579421no bullying
>>586580294Juno has a penis between her legs
>>586580447no, not exactly, khong
>BuffsAna, Juno, Hamster, Mei, Cassidy, 76, Mercy, Ram, D.Mon, Hog, JQ>NerfsOrisa, D.VA, Ashe, Reaper, Tracer, Shion, Kiriko, Lucio, Brig, Torb, Hanzo, Widow, projectilesAll body hitboxes are revertedYou were warned
they're not gonna buff Hog lmaoecho needs buff urgently though, and they need to tweak the hitboxes on her legs, sierra can currently shoot her around walls
>buff echo instead of fixing projectile hitboxes
>>586580828sexy lipstick
>>586580828I want to eat donuts with her
>get legendary from a box>oh sh->it's one of the overdesigned chinese onesi sleep
>>586580828imagine what her spit tastes like
Perks killed counter-picking
>>586581517my dick
>>586567024
i bought the talon weapon but i regret it desuthe static symbol annoys me
thoughts on rogue kiriko?
Brutal anal spinchter destroying sex with Mizuki.
>>586582384he's definitely the biggest brat of the male cast, strong brat energy
>>586581727
>>586582547he's so vanilla I forget he even exists, same as wuyangnow hogdaddy, there's a male character you can set your watch to!
>>586582678
can someone give me a quick rundown on that durpee streamer guy? Is he a lolcow or something? Whenever I'm watching Sunshine, and she's queuing with him, then enemy team (and often their own teammates) are always antagonizing/taunting him. Basically every match. It's so weird because Sunshine doesn't seem to get overtly trolled much, i'm sure there are some incels secretly sniping her and fucking with her, but everytime she streams with that durpee guy almost every single game is people fucking with him.
sane behavior
dis nigga really be watchin sunshinebread
>Whenever I'm watching Sunshine
durpee is not a lolcowpeople just like to annoy him because he gets mad easilyi think he got banned on his main for being toxic
>>586582930
umwe love sunshinebread and her viewers here
we definitely don't watch that crap here
>>586583326
>>586583062yeah, durpee's a retarded faggoteasily gets baited by anything, toxic, always has bronze tier positioning as Tank
>>586583809yuck nigga
>>586583489review brah lookin ahh
>>586583905its bateman, you troglodyte
>>586583970hope she sees this bro, she might marry you
>>586583696
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/
>>586584245
>>586582231It's great, but all Kiriko's are great :3
>>586584215
>>586584191youre just an uncultured swine
I love women. I love my duo. I respect women. Women are lovely.
kek sorry dmon and docnig. we need to make room for Next Meta with New Hero :)
>>586584713faggot
>this thread is full of unironic sunshinebread watchers
>>586584531
is it my job as the tank to stop the tracer from molesting my supports?
I started to play Juno a little more.But I still don't know how to give a good Orbital Ray.
>>586585116you can just tell she fucking STINKS
>>586585050just pop it when 2+ teammates are around you and 3+ enemies are around you.
>>586585046sorry guv , no peels no heals :)>stands out of cover in the same chokepoint for the rest of the game
>>586585050just send that shit out wheneveryou're not getting value out of it anyway, and everyone already thinks you're an airhead retard for playing juno
>>586585050literally just put it down when an aoe heal over time/damage buff sounds useful and the area it spawn on will have people that can benefit in it, ideally with it pointing in the direction they will likely move. sometimes i put it down for myself when dueling
>>586585046no lol. its the dps job. but they are notorious for wanting to stand down main doing fuck all for the entire match and blaming the tank.
>>586585325It's the supports job to not get molested. Peeling is a bronzie concept, if you need peels it's a positioning issue on your behalf.
sunshine bread talks and acts super masculine but only owns frilly lolita clothing. what does this say about her?
>>586585046The job of the tank is to molest the enemy supports from the front while the DPS molests the enemy support from the sides and the support's job is to defend the other support
>>586585416NOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO PLAY MERCY LIFEWEAVER INTO D.VA EVERY GAME
>>586585046No, but you should play safer when Tracer is on your supports so they can pound her little ass without you dying.
Just realised that Ana's Cabana skin is the only one where she shows her feet.
>>586585471:)
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_You%27re_a_professional.ogg
>>586585616is that so
>>586585931the archnemesis of wuyang's prostate
>>586586124factual and true
>the archnemesis of wuyang's prostate
>>586585874The Lena when I pull out the wet wipes before going to town on her dogs
>>586583809something inherently suspicious about those women obsessed with pastel pink and frilly girly stuff>>586586124based
>>586586108Only through Ana's feet humanity can evolutionate
>>586586289>I AM PREPARED TO CAUSE TROUBLE
>>586583489>>586583809what's wrong with her hair?
Just got the nice Wuyang skin from a box, the legendary one.Now I won't have to use prisms for his mythic.
The biggest ally of Mizuki's prostate
>>586586654Why is she blushing.
>>586586654her finger is dislocated
>>586585039
>>586586742She is having sex with Akande Ogundimu
>>586586921
Akande Cat
good mornyan
>>586578816That's exactly where it's strongest though. Counter swaps are counters because they give free value and unfair advantages in match ups for no effort/skill. Things bronzies lack. Why do you think someone like Moira cleans up all the way to plat.
>new mythic>it's RoadhogMy prisms are safe for now.
>>586584401ALL KIRIKOS ARE QUEENS
>>586587435>wasting the mythic on the ugly bastardwe could have had another juno mythic
>>586587435nice retail tier set
>>586587365good mornyan
>>586587565JQ mythic*
>>586587607I NEED LENA FOR MY GOOD MORNYANS
>>586587365good mornyan! pocket time?
>>586587435>Where is my Mythic?
>>586587409That was the point, retardkun
>>586587229
>>586587846
>>586579176
sexy Hogdaddy
>>586586629Sex with anran while wuyang watches
make the next op someone who should become one of the The's
>>586587982
>>586588184>>586588320licking
>>586587743Sarcasm doesn't translate well over text retard-chan.
Sex with wuyang while anran watches
>>586588235chu
>roadhog mythic>roadhog buffs>new hero will have roadhog synergy
>make hog unplayably bad>finally give him a mythic with way too much detail to distract hog players for a bitCrazy how Reaper still has the only good Mythic skin.
why do i always get flustered and miss all my shots when an anran dives me? ;;
>>586588986because she's badly designed and her vfx are akin to a flashbang
>>586588647chuuu
>>586589084
>>586588986I get the same way when she exposes her armpits.
buff mercy
>>586588986kiriko v3
>>586589220
>>586587435Finally!
>>586588184>>586588320The Wife and The Lena (also Wife)
>>586589547good nyight
>>586589735good nyight cutie..
>"I've caught you checking me out a lot lately... I work hard for this, you know?"
>>586589735>>586589845You two, keep up the good work. Schizo has been wasting his time here for years and thanks to you and kiriko posters.
>>586589887Why is she so oily.
>>586589735>>586589845good nyight bose
>>586589735>>586589845buenos nyoches le j grande and le abbo
>>586299095>>586299095>>586299095
>>586589845
NEW THREAD>>586590790>>586590790>>586590790
