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>>586488807Triple impregnation.
>>586488807There is absolutely no way anyone can satisfy all three of them on a daily basis.
People will forever memory hole that Mihoyo "Tech Otakus Save the World" Hoyoverse is built on top of GGZ (you could collect panties) and HI3, both games with a heavy yuri theme, making enough money to release Genshin and Tears of Themis at the same time.You can never separate yuri from a true otaku and mihomo devs are weebs through and through.
off model honkers
>>586488998Nobody cares tranny.
I'll pay someone to draw Dracaene and Lindverne sucking on Eldreda's fat tits.
>>586488943skill issue
>wake up>go outside>see this on your lawnwat do
>>586489183Rap- I'm joking, lovely baby making.
>>586489171You don't have to tell me...
>>586489270ew, anon fucks goats
>>586489183>pick her up>take her inside>throw her on the bed>start eating her ass and pussy out
>>586488923I
COOL OFF
so are people like vivian and velina human or some sort of pointy ear thiren?
>>586489401well I'm fucking the goat then
>>586489401Goats, you say?
>>586489512
Back in my day people weren't fighting about MCs as much, I stopped coming here around 2.2 but what exactly changed here since there?, I only came back for 2.7
>>586489761liesand the conversation died, dont try to keep it going
i busted like 4 loads to remielle
>>586490000>4 loads>quads
I have never busted a single load to Remielle
>>586490000guess they were all blanks
>>586489512having my head squeezed between her thighs would calm me
How would Remielle react to the information that you jerk off to her?
>>586490214smugchuckle.png
>>586490214More cryptic bullshit, as per usual.
>>586489913nigger during 1.x I would regularly come here just to laugh since it was a fun environment, now it's just people fighting most of the day and maybe 4 hours of normal nothing going on
>>586490214she'd say she flicks her bean to herself too
I love hags!
>>586490143That starfish? Me
>>586490214
>>586490214She knows all men jerk off to her.In fact, she'd find it weird if I didn't jerk off to her.
>>586490392Is her and Norma's balls worth it? Right now I have that wind event ball for Veli and Hellfire for Norma.
Sag hex>>586490532Yes
Fufu > Norma
>>586490532I think a generic energy regen support ball like kaboom the canon might actually be better than the event engine for Velina.
The Left 4 Dead 2 servers are back online. Thank the Creator.
>>586490532Velina's ball is much better for overall buff team I think.Norma's ball allows her to be a decent secondary dmg for a stunner.
>>586490532I don't own Norma but Velina's engine is pretty damn good if you ask me.
>>586490592Remi...my blue balling dommy mommy...
>>586490000You know you're not allowed to do that, right?
Why does Twitter defend Enigma so hard?
My Roxy feels like she deals a lot of damage. How Viable is DPS Roxy?
>>586489913sublime tummy
>>586490392SEEEEX
Remielle kidnaps little girls
They went to mexico...
>>586490592Fine. No worries.I'll just consult my Shifu to tell me what it is.
>>586490848i like itmost people with shungus do
>>586490892I don't have Sunna and the bunny sucks for it so Shifu is more comfy
>>586490964shifu is pan B, yespeople who try to take anomaly *will* have a miserable experience thoit just doesnt work there
>>586490392Good post>>586490873Bad post
>wake up>see thiswat do
>>586490873>>586490739Both are good posts.
They should've played up Shifu's lazy angle more. And maybe made her a bit of a fraud that just gets lucky for the most part, earning "near Void Hunter" status through good fortune and tactics rather than power. >how would Shifu have beaten Sarah?>epic battle of clashing power, wills, and a vocal track?>no, she caught her on a phone call>walked up>pressed grab>and broke her neck>the papers will tell you there was lightning and the ground was splitting apart though
Release her already I'm bored
>>586489575I wanna sleep on Bibi butt
Imagine Remielle coming to tell you that you are having twins just as you find out you and Sunbringer are having triplets
>>586491174Give her the Reigen/Buggy treatment?
>>586490867Viable. Team building sucks, though, for maximizing her damage.
>>586491058>>586491153
>>586488807Why is the child naked?
>>586489575I'm going to lick her butthole
there are too many white-haired hags. we need more white-haired hebes. a white-haired hebe is the face of the game, for crying out loud!
>>586491393The artist was probably brown
eepy
>>586491479>>586491325>>586491153>>586490885>>586490873Yixuan needs babies.
im convinced shifu was doing exclusively sex training, cause we sure as shit didnt learn anything else during our training
Eldreda's whole gapmoe appeal reminds me of Agir from Azur Lane, though with her it's more like she thinks she's a dom but is more of a sub. They both even have the big demon horns with white hair.
Yixuan Shifu gf.Yes or No?
>>586491393strictly speaking, she's topless.
>>586491650Yes 100%
Only 8 days for Sepphiroth. Glad i skipped that weak anomaly bitch.
>>586491650Is this a bot? I'm not complaining
>>586491620>>586491637https://pawchive.pw/fanbox/user/13156030/post/12842537have the patreon stuff
>>586491650A lot of anons express the sentiment that they would feel unworthy in the face of a Yixuan gf.
>>586490878I need the sauce.
>>586491637100%
>>586491650depressed lazy mid-30s martial arts master gf? hmmm... nyes.
>>586491620Her maternal instincts will kick in and prevent her from being lazy.
>>586491650Absolutely. She'd actually be a phenomenal life partner.
>>586491650>>586491720Would have her ride my face on a daily basis.
>>586491650she'd be very mo man tai about it and thats okpeople like that are great parters
>>586492081She'd love that.
There are too many bibis, and it's confusing. Please pick one to retain the name, and the other will be verboten from using it.
>>586491920so more sex!
I guess this is now a Shifu thread.
>>586492156Her butt, my face, you do the math.
>>586491650As long as she keeps wearing lacy babydolls and nightgowns, I'll take a Yixuan wife right fucking now.
How do you explain your newfound Yixuan shifu gf to friends and family tho??
>>586491620She looks so beautiful while pregnant.
>>586492336>she found me at a very chinese phase of my life
>>586492267Illegal!
>>586492336all of my immediate family is dead, and to my like 2 friends they can kick rocks if they question it
>>586492336Like this.
>>586491620>>586491920Wrong. Shifu is the babu.https://d.uguu.se/XFTDagGB.jpg
Reminder that Shifu is your teacher.Not a sex object.
Sex with Lindverne
>>586492527She's both
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>586492527Haha yeah...
>>586492527stop trying to make me feel bad about my feelings. physical attraction is not bad and nobody should feel ashamed for experiencing it.
>>586492527Also wrong. She's the mother of your children.
>>586492496You didn't need to post that...
>>586492527i ascribe to the celt way of teachingwhere the teacher is expected to teach youths how to please women and do it rightusually by wingmaning them, but in cases like scatach and cu cullain, its the obvious
>>586491174They were too busy with the whole "strongest aurafarmer" characterization
but what if she lazily lays around all day like this
>>586491650Yes
>>586492738I'd have no choice but to eat her ass out.
>>586492336My cultivation was so strong I got a Chinese wife.
>>586492738You spice things up.
>>586492496
Is this a raid? Nobody likes Shifu this much, and there are not this many fans of her.
>>586491353What kind of teams would she need to work?
>>586492884You underestimate how many people want to have potent babymaking sex with her.
>>586492884Nah I like her (for her body)
>>586492884everyone just happens to be horny, and shifu is one of the highest targets of lust in our roster.there's a reason why she once had the highest ratio of R18 to all ages art ratio on pixiv.
Has anyone here ever been accepted into that Hollow Vanguards thing? I've always been curious about what it entails
>>586492884only people will small dicks get mad about Shifu cause they feel emasculated more when she swoops in and saves the day
>>586492992Body, heart and brain, all of it.
I don’t care much about Shifu so I just find the idea that she’s to busy fucking Mayweather to do anything funny.
>>586493208I don't care if she is lazy and incompetent.She deserves to have her ass and pussy eaten out on a daily basis.
>>586492912Ideally you get two teammates that buff her while also activating her AA. The best team would right now would be Orphie and any support or stunner.
>>586492527She would be the kind of shishour to teach sex >>586492884She is pure sex. Although I personally am a fan and I will M6 her over her reruns
>>586493306Nobody is safe from the Mayor
Ok, guys, you all need to rub one out before posting on /zzz/. It's been NOTHING but hornyposts all morning.
>>586493164it's just the beta where all the gameplay leaks and whatnot come from.i've been invited a few times in the past but always missed the email (the NDA deadline is super strict, you gotta be on the ball to catch it). actually got it this time and it appears i'll be in for the 3.5 beta.you have to go through a fairly lengthy waiting period after getting invited, as they have to review the NDA i guess. supposedly you get some polychromes for taking part.
>>586493496I am
>>586492631Play the game instead of shitposting allday!!!!
>>586493734Were you comfortable giving photo ID that satisfied the NDA requirements? They play really fast and loose with your ID if you read the terms
>>586494081First Penix post of the thread took this long
>>586494213it isnt
>>586494213>>586491235
i dont like the nickname penix for phoenix, its too demeaninglets make another
>>586493962i don't intend on leaking anything and i'm sure the only reason they want it is so that they send bitcoin assassins to take care of me if i do.aside from that, tons of shit wants photo ID. job applications, transportation, shops. handing this shit over is part of life, even though theoretically could fuck you over down the line. it is what it is.
Who did it better?
>>586494294how about phoenix wifeaella
I have been a haglover for so long but Phoenix is the first agent that's made me feel like I'm going insane
>>586494394Big Zhao is cursed
Kafka death animation.
>>586494294sounds like its perfect for her then, yes?
>>586494423She is essentially a hag so you're fine
>>586494517what happens to her ass after death
>>586494394Yuzu
HUGE
>>586494568the jello butt implants seep out, revealing her true flat assed nature
>>586494423>Phoenix is the first agent that's made me feel like I'm going insanePhoenix is not a loli if this is what you were attempting to imply.
Hag game
>>586494653hot?
>>586494553I wish I could be Phoenix and spend hours either not being allowed to breathe or having a rebreathing mask stuck on me so that I'm forced to take in air that eventually just becomes pure carbon dioxide
Lack of Shifu alt outfit posts
Phoenix Reffaela gf??Yes? No?
>>586495068ARE YOU REAL
>>586495068I rather be Phoenix and spend every waking moment getting pushed to the physical and sexual limit than have a Phoenix GF, please let me be her and do sexual "cardio" until my heart gives out and I revive multiple times per day
>>586495130As real as you.
>>586494671Not implying that, for me hags are 30+
>>586495068Yes.
Is it true that Fufu is about to become the strongest?
>>586495068Can we do an active blood transfusion with both of us awake so I too get her immortality powers?
There's a surprising lack of tickling art of Phoenix
Choose your wife.
I'm the weakest void hunter.I'm sorry...
what if a cute girl tickled you?? huh? you wouldnt like it
>>586495924Miyabi…
>>586495786>hottest character in the game>3-in-1>lesbian>horribly written>irrelevant>bibi>lesbianI'm going Bibi
I want to be Phoenix and push myself hard enough through sexual means that I revive at least five times per day, any questions
buff when?
Me personally, I prefer a sister girlfriend (one who will eventually become my sister WIFE).
>Yixuan posting hours>Yixuanfags express their love and lust for Yixuan and want to be with her. wholesome for the most part>Phoenix posting hours>ryonaposting and AGPpostingPhoenixfags...this is your fanbase...?
>>586495987Cute
>>586496236This but only if the sister has big tits and ass which isn't the case here.
>>586496130>any questionsWill you marry me?
>>586496283This anon >>586496130 is just the real Phoenix.
>>58649628380% overlap in posters btw
>>586496283>Phoenixfags...this is your fanbase...?Phoenix is a walking fetish in like 4 different fronts, so yes, this is our fanbase
>>586496121bibi
But do you like Phoenix' ENG VA?
>>586496431>80% overlap in posters btwThere's an 80% overlap in minor shaped character posters and transgenderism you mean.
when did you realize that the majority of posters here are all 1 dude?
>>586492571missionary for the purposes of procreation (only after marriage)
>>586496495name those fetishes
>>586496283Degenerate characters attract degenerates, what do you expect>>586496370Only if you make sure I spend at least two hours a day full of enough adrenaline that it feels like I'm on the verge of dying and reviving again>>586496418Oh, anyone who had a body like this would want to do the same thing
>>586489137yuribringers
I am 75 of the posts in this thread
Who the fuck is this hamster nigga and why do I keep seeing horrible mods with that name?
>>586496559First time hearing her English voice and no, JP is perfect the VA did an amazing job.
Honestly, if I had Phoenix's body, I'd love making an attempt every day of overexerting myself hard enough with enough drugs and other stimulation mixed in to try to reach a heart rate of 400+ before the inevitable heart attack and revival resets it back to normal
>>586490532I roll a good portion of w engines for my agents and from my personal experience velina’s is one of the best. It increased my score by like 7k or some shit granted this was her launch banner with remi it might be different and 7k months ago is probably like 3k now
>>586496283pretty sure its one dude with agppersonally i want to cherish the penix
>>586493734Ah I'll be patient then and be on the look out for a follow-up. I got an invite as well but wasn't sure like what the timeframe was.
>>586497165The only time the agp poster was good was Roxy
>>586497165I have no issues saying that I'm the only one I've seen here who posts about wanting to be Phoenix yes, and I would be more than happy to give anyone who abused me enough a very fun time if I had her bodyPreferably nothing that ruins her cute and sexy figure though, even though it is obviously temporary
Nonpenetrative sex with Phoenix is perfect>tongues, touching, vibrators, clothed humpingit reduces the stress on her to make adult funtime comfy and relaxing
>>586496594>Psycopath girl>BDSM (she wants to be tortured)>Blood play>Forever 18
>>586497428You might just be missing a timing, I still post about wanting to be Roxy too; also, I'm not the only AGP poster, and I don't even think I'm the only poster who talks about wanting to be RoxyOn that note, I'd love to be Roxy and try to ride a fat cock for 24 hours straight while taking a near constant stream of adrenaline shots to make sure I couldn't slow down even if I wanted to
patriots in control
Ok, but would you like a simple Roxy assistant in your life?
>>586496595>Only if you make sure I spend at least two hours a day full of enough adrenaline that it feels like I'm on the verge of dying and reviving againIt's a deal then Phoenix anon, first on the menu is sex while being waterboarded
>>586496121>irrelevant>:(
>>586497612This is borderline cruel anon, if I had Phoenix's body I'd want to be wringing you dry while asphyxiating mid-heart attack>>586498080That sounds like a great warm up, honestly you don't even need to let me come up for air if you don't feel like it
RERUN FUFU (and don't nerf her buffs!)BUFF CAESARRERUN LIGHTERBUFF HUGO
sex with penix until I can't go on
>>586498412Why do you want to suffer instead of feeling good
The FLOPPED One.SAY their NAME....
>>586498953AoD
>>586498953
>>586496559Yeah EN > JP
>>586499037No that's 3 agents
A R I ARIA
>>586498921NTA but you wouldn't get it...It feels good and it makes you all tingly.
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>586499314I kinda get where you're coming from when it comes to the thought of it but in practice it is bound to feel terrible
Sex with Shifu and secretly removing the condom midway.
>>586496572Since the very beginning.I'm him.
>>586498921What are you talking about anon, the right kind of suffering is some of the best kind of feeling good, having a body like Phoenix's would let me enjoy it to near infinite extremes
>the new young hotness comes and steals your ryona bit
>>586491235Can she come back from this one? Those shark boys are going to eat her till nothing is left.
Has the anti-AOD schizo been active lately? I miss him.
>>586499909Whatever.. but I am curious, wouldn't you get used to it over time? Wouldn't it dull the whatever positive/negative sensation you're getting?
