Hexlivia Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7t Mods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADk Preview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8S Trading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4 Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eL Leagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>586192440
#KillCasual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
3 NIGASON CART
>>586513578>nothing to plapshit OP>>586513801fpbp
>>586514424pedofloyd would spam reports, I had to choose a middleground.
>>586514424did you miss the huge tits?
>>586514929so you let him win>>586515623do you know what plap means?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>586512114You don't know what he looks like.
>>586512671Demofloyd is white and not a pedo.
>>586515683we'll get our plap chance next time brother
>>586515683you can plap tits too
remember my child, whenever there's a new thread, the first 30 posts must be dedicated to complaining about the OP
casual status?
>>586516487working as intended
>>586516972and that's the problem
>>586513578Should've been the witch
>join a game>walk to the frontlines>immediately get headshot>want to close the game and quitDoes this happen to anyone else? I know it's kinda lame but I just can't stand snipers
>>586517531plap
Why you lying Vipes? We all know youβre a millionaire. We all know you attempted to murder your father. Why you lying?https://bsky.app/profile/vipes.bsky.social/post/3myadfu4jvc2y
>>586517531baby making sex>reverse search>creampie altBASED
>>586518292>>586497828NYPA, go back to the emporium
I should not have used an image more interesting than my post
>>586518820plappost moar
>>586518820don't post an impregnatable girl if you don't want me to impregnate your post baby making sex btw
>>586517531>nerf everysniper counter to the ground>hmm why is sniper so strong?
Did Zesty win yet?
>>586517531i'm on the other side of it, i always try teleports and spawn doors, as any class really, it's so fun
>>586519715her face while I'm having baby making sex with her
>>586517531stickjumper and camp his spot until he switches off to a real class
>>586520157holy literal cum dumpster sex
>>586520157
>>586520157built for plapping
>>586519689What even are the "sniper counters"? I played a game just now where I got the jump on one as a tomislav Heavy and I still got chunked for 150 before killing him. And if he had a medic or something I think he would've unironically killed me first
>>586513578this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>586520887cuddling and pets for these babies
>>586520887ambasaddor, base jumper, air strike, darwins danger shield, heavy damage ramp up
>>586520887Heavy
>>586521341>>586522516>the easiest headshot in the game counters sniperchat, is this true
>>586517284next op
>>586521341>danger shield>aka I want every single godlike sniper to be immune to someone charging up a cheeky bodyshot to finally end the killstreakcurrent danger shield is stupid but so was the one that was a spiritual successor to the set bonus that was giga aids and shouldn't have existed
>>586520887being a better snipersoldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3wsgg71u8>custom maps>scripting>inventory>spraysZombie bros won bigly, sovlvly, even
>>586526764they should change danger shield to allow you to survive a single headshot, but only at full health, this helps shitty snipers counter good sniper but competely fucks him over against anything that can get close
>>586525791nah
>>586527435no, just be 25 health like it used toif you want to survive a quickscope, get an overheal.medic, specifically overheal, is the real counter to sniper.sniper can only do 150s on reaction, every class can tank a headshot.there's a reason why even compfags don't think there's a problem with sniper: because he gets called out and immediately gets his shit kicked in by multiple bombing soldiers
>>586526782second slowest class in the game
>>586527762thats why the survive the one headshot at full health is good, its really good for beginning snipers and forces skilled snipers, to lower themaelves, but its only against snipers
>>586527909highest mobility class in the game(practically) infinite range splash damage unlock that make enemies unable to deal critsmelee to get teammates in to snipers field of view faster as a bait
>>586520887your best anti-sniper tools per class are:>soda popper hype + bonk + wrap bauble>air strike volleys or r.jumper kamikaze>flare spam or t.thruster flanking>loch + qbl or s.jumper kamikaze>lunchbox items + fists of steel>r.ranger bolts + short circuit flashbang>crossbow bolts + vacc bullet res, overheal, stock uber>second scoping like a prick>invis + backstab, revolvers situationally
>>586530345forgot the banners for soldier as well
sigh tf2 is again broken for the night
sigh plapping teri again tonight
>>586514929>tries to own pedofloyd>picks pedolivianigga
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>586530971if you see pedos everywhere, look in the mirror
>>586531227Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>586531987this boob also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>>586520887>go spy>disguise as enemy sniper>set mouse sensitivity to max and constantly look around>other team thinks their sniper is spinbotting and kicks them
MvM update status?
>>586534337needs another monthjust like my babies in those wombs
>>5865343372 weeks
>>586531280LOL Sister
>>586534597
so the pattern is going like this for the bot pushing>lasts for about 14~ hours>valve probably intervenes for a period from the certain spikes in attempts to push bots during their work hours>due to the bots being automated, the treadmill work doesn't work and they get hard pushed after valve checks out for the dayso what's the end game here>valve cares enough to do work but not actually fix the core issue>bots actively make the game unplayable for the people who come home after work where valve can no longer keep the bots in check for EST regions on casual, making community servers more popular>active showcases of commits from the github and source code from updates show added new conditions added specifically for the MvM updateand I really do mean what is their end game here, because the bots or said hosters are definitely going to fuck the MvM servers massively when that happens and valve clearly cares enough to have gotten rid of the worst actors before hand
>>586513578taking the chance of this new thread to shamelessly advertise my *EU* *18+* *RANDOM CRITS ON (but you can start a vote to disable them via !votecrits in chat)* TF2 server!join via console: connect 169.254.91.21:31080(ip may vary cuz im using steam's fakeip)or search in the server browser the tag "sexy"sprays are on and you can get this THICC pyro model with the command "sm_models"P.S the server is still in BETA, i will add more fun shit, oh and they pyro model can be applied to all classes lolehave fun! :DDDDDD
>>586535872Holy based, too bad I'm not a europoor
>>586536028Europe isn't poor.
>some obvious egirl larp adds me saying i'm good at the game>keeps asking me to play and says they are inviting me to a group chatoh i am itching to send body horror the moment i can tell what the scam is
>>586537848stop wasting your time instead of risking a steam community ban
>>586536417
>>586537985it's not a risk it's a fuckin scammer
>>586535436> Valve clearly cares enough to have gotten rid of the worst actors before handDaft, no its the same people doing this. Banning the mvm research facility dudes mains with their big invatories only gives them reasons to fuck with valve.
>>586538035and? you're still sending content that breaks steam TOSi'm not saying he doesn't deserve it, i'm saying don't risk consequences for a quick troll
>>586535872add futa fempyro model and i'll consider it
>>586536417Europe isn't poor, but europeans are from their governments taxing like 50+% of their income away
Is the creator of the bot swarm clogging up the TF2 game flooydinator the hero we need right now to make valve realize casual is dogshit?
>>586538538how much are you spending on healthcare again
>>586538547pretty much, if this doesn't do it then all hope is basically lost until another attempt is done.
>>586538689sex
>>586538193body horror is technically fine if it's drawn i think, i don't mean irl gore or anything like that
>>586538832i wouldn't be shocked if you got slapped anyway but maybe you'll get away with it, good luck
>>586538689egg making sex with purrloin
What's the hottest (female modded) character to put the hypnobeam killstreak on?
>>586539712Fempyro of course
>>586535872ffs the server ALREADY crashed (eu quality assurance certified) and the ip changedif you wanna join just search "sexy" in tags of the server browser, i cant be bothered to write the new ipand uuhh, try to have fun?
>>586538979ok they did the thing where they invite me to a discord call and try to get me to click some fake competitive link so i decided to yolo risk my discord insteadit was the same setup i ran into one time before with barely any differences, decoy account with fake girl gamer and all
>>586540057you wasted 5 times more brain power on this than they didnow touch grass
>>586540384nah i wanted to make it personal because i've been scammed in the past, not in the same way, i'm currently a neet who had nothing better to do
>>586527250This looks great but is a shame that the 2027 release date is likely an entire year away until they want to put it out before next Halloween? Which can still work but won't probably get the same numbers as releasing for Scream Fortress '27
>>586541059zombies are a timeless enemy type, doesn't need to be centered around halloween at all. I don't see you complaining that L4D wasn't released in October.if anything they risk cannibalizing their initial attention by having their release coincide with a major update for TF2 itself.
>>586541372>L4D wasn't released in OctoberBoth L4D1 and 2 were still released in November
>>586541545november isn't halloween, it's very clearly a christmas month
>>586541676No it ain't
>>586540563alr fair enough
Bot hoster posting W's.
this is utterly fucking retarded
The fuck is this shit?
>>586543023group therapytherapist is engineer, the rapist is fempyrorun
>>586543158>the rapist is fempyroI could take her.
>>586543023MvM update cancelledBot hosters destroyed Casual for goodvJill finally gets his ass kicked out of Valve for causing the bot crisesAfter that, Community server renaissance
>>586543023An attempt to make it seem like they actually care about fixing the problem, god I fucking hope whatever they have in store for this fails because I don't want to go another fucking year of having to deal with jill's nigger neato straight from cs:go casual matchmaking system.
Looks like Valve "fixed" it. Seems like Casual is here to stay
>>586545237you know those messages can be faked, right?
down but not out
>>586543158The therapist should be medic.
>it's literally just a bot ban wavewhen will they learn
>>586545491he would sooner just open your skull and prod your brain instead of listening to you talk to him about your problems
I don't play casual so I don't care.
>>586546161nor do I, I just want jill's faggot fucking matchmaker to collapse under its own weight and for those higher ups to get a reality check for once.
How do we feel about EmpLemon's Casual map list?
>>586546598i disagree with 80% of his picks but he put freight in S tier so he's more based than every tf2ber out there
>>586546598>payload excludedhuhpayload is way better than literally any ctf map
>>586546851His reasoning is 90% of Payload matches are a one way stomp the entire match.
>>586546598>sawmill ctf>gullywash>freight>pipelineonly things that matter, rest I don't give a shit about at all.
>>586546598>Payload and KOTH completely excludednot gonna lie this is retarded
>>586547002that's not true but even if it was i would still take that over the TDM/friendly cancer that is ctf
>>586546598>mountainlab, doublecross, gorge, coldfront, freight, gravelpit, cp_well, pipelinegoodmissing dustbowl and goldrush though
>>586546598this guy's a fucking retardhe's excluding way too many good maps and entire modes and is including ones that play pretty poorly in disorganized pubs like vanguard and nightfallwhat the fuck is degroot keep doing there? burgenhausen or whatever it's called plays way better for the gimmick that is medieval mode
>>586547169KOTH sucks in Casual. You have to requeue every 5 minutes.
>>586547591There's an appeal to that for short sessions. Harvest lobbies are comfy
>>586547002and 5cp isn't 5 times worse?
>>586547591you could just not requeue and stay in the populated server, you can simply play more.
>>586547807It can be but in Casual mode 5cp matches frequently turn into an endless back and forth power struggle whereas KOTH lasts at most like 10 minutes.
>>586543023In 2026 this millennial goober speak is the equivalent of a 60 year old gen x writing>I was just chilling in my cubicle, thinking about how the matchmaking servers need to totally synergize our vibe, ya know? I see you guys scrolling on your TikToks and I just wanted to say... thatβs totally tubular!
>>586547959But you have to wait for the end of match results screen, load back into the map, wait for the beginning of the round matchmaker finding players phase, and the the actual pre-round timer. Also, if a lot of players leave at the end of the match it takes even longer.
>>586548258so you'd rather requeue for upwards of 5 minutes to be potentially thrown into a game that's about to endinstead of just waiting 60 seconds for the map to be reloaded and for people to load in. the map vote timer has been cut to like 30 seconds it isn't this big ordeal for you to overcomethe culture of everyone leaving at the end of a match literally didn't exist until matchmaking came along. just fucking sit still for a minute, take a piss or grab a drink in the meantime. same goes for when a stomp is ongoing, what used to happen is there'd be as scramble because you sure as shit aren't going to spend time just jump into an entirely different server and wait for it to fill up. people jumping ship because their team is doing badly has only contributed to how unpleasant matchmaking can be at trying to backfill empty slots which makes autobalance even worse at doing its job of breaking up stomps
>>586546598Good maps = I winBad maps = I donβt win
>>586548118zesty published data on this, wasn't the average duration of koth and 5cp similar?
The bots are still here eric smith after the maintenance, it's time to let go of jill's niggerish tf:go project and admit the people that were asking for quickplay back 10 years ago were right.
>pipe launcher that has pipes explode twice and bounce a lot more, first doing 100 and second 75
>>586550306no
>>586543158>the rapist is fempyroCan't rape the willing
>>586549860a cat is fine too
Have you beaten enough missions yet, /tf2g/?
>>586553654playing custom mvm with randoms is infinitely harder than mann up so no
>>586546598>mostly 5cpslop or ctfno
>>586550867true
>>586555007what thebro
>>586555007>gosling.gif
it seems that tf2g is entering a new era of furry
>>586555007seeex
>>586553775have you tried gitting gud
>>586539840>>586543776baby making sex>>586540057>>586547243paizuris >>586549860egg making sex>>586550839me on the bottom
>>586555546>entering
>>586555546new
>>586558681>>586560198you guys know this means "new variation of preexisting furry" and not "furries are new", right
>>586560592>new variation
>>586560592>new variationhownew.ru
>>586560592suddenly
>>586560592guys
come play on kogasa.tf to escape the bots
>>586563458Are there actually people on it this time... last time you said it was full and it had 0 people in it
>>586517531if it happens multiple times even when I take different routes and try to dodge between points of cover, yeah at that point I just requeue because it's clear the game matched me against either a no-life sweat or a cheater. it's impossible to convince people anyone's cheating anymore btw, they're all low iq trogs who think that just because valve got rid of the bots a couple years ago, that sudden means nobody on planet earth can use cheats anymore
>>586563458no I will simply impregnate the girl you posted instead
>>586522678Miniguns used to be able to consistently flinch them from range acting as suppressive fire, then when they added the cozy camper, they made miniguns unable to flinch sniper beyond 750 hammer units, which is around 2/3 the length of the 2fort bridge iirc. Whether this was an intentional buff to sniper, or something that was meant to be a passive on the cozy camper that was applied to base sniper in error, we'll never know.
>>586525791sounds good>>586526764150 dmg kills 150 hp snipers
How many /tf2g/ posters are third worlders? So many posts read like they were typed by Indian hands, especially the horny posts.
>>586565084I'm white and american, hornyposting is the thread culture here, fuck off
Thoughts on my heavy loadout? I want to turn all my mercs disgustingly ghoulish
>>586565084Ironically the only third worlder here is the turkroach who screams about porn
>>586539840Source?
>>586565084California so yeah, third world.
(fag)586547959this is a larper who doesn't play the game
>>586565603i'd rather live in california than my midwestern shithole desu desuat least the weather would be nicer
>>586548792>the culture of everyone leaving at the end of a match literally didn't exist until matchmaking came alongBecause all this didn't happen >>586548258 beforehand.
stom fonds
>>586566338sleeping on the sofa with your same-sex heterosexual stom fond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ycQyOC84g
what community servers do yall play on?i dont wanna play uncletopia because uncletopiai dont wanna play kitty puppy estrogen poundi dont wanna play zesty serveri dont wanna play konata cause loli porn spraysi dont wanna play furry pound because furry porn sprays
>>586543023>for a group therapy sessionThis is Jill's doing isn't it
>>586568226...just stick with casual
>>586568226maybe i should come to terms w the fact that theres no internet corner left that isnt either a troon hugbox or "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" ad nauseum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx5mSBlLWsMMe at the group therapy session when asked about Jill:
>>586568226Any server that is in the OP, or posted here is probably filled with the same people you are trying to avoid based on your do not join list; honestly you're best off server hoppin' til you find one that has admins who aren't raped beyond belief.
>>586568226I haven't run in to a issue. If i want show off a spray or dick around just go to a trade server. Currated servers kinda ruins the spontaneous. funny mic spam, tranny who gave good advice to trade, racist guy with thick accent getting mad or say something funny, two guys dick ride eachother at the bottom of leaderbaord. Sure you get tryhard and cheater but they go away after a game, or just find a new game. The randomness is fun.
>>586568226i just queue up with gf and play whatever is given.had a good session knocking out several contracts.
>>586569736girl... friend...?so lucky...sigh i'm so lonely
>>586568226p.g.topia>pgtopia.beerno porn addictsno pedosno loliconsno furriesno degens from this threadjust tf2 with reverts
>>586570230sounds like a TF2C tranny grooming cabal
>>586570230nta but i'll check it out
>>586570230>join>man putting on a woman's voiceyeah i'm out
>>586570075seems like several people her on tf2g have girls.If they can make it so can you anon, just be yourself and top frag time to time. in the meantime just pump iron and get regular haircuts.Might have a better chance in overwatch or whatever game they like playing these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp16zIMvA3sNew Smissmas gimmick just dropped
>>586572357before i watch this its gonna be the overewatch mei snowball minigame isnt it
>>586572357Hearing the recharge noise over and over is loathsome
>>586565327Want me to be frank?Itβs p good gimmick, a Steiner.
>>586572357If Valve actually adds new weapons, even if it's just a snowball, that's still pretty based.
>>586574160baby making sex
they should add a throwable egg for scout
:3
>>586576371I should add my cum inside her egg >>586576423baby making sex with honey
>>586576371built for doomguy cock
>>586576923how so?
add cars to tf2https://youtu.be/n0lDWbBzQ0I
>>586577158Perfect body. I get entranced every time I see this
>>586577158he rough she chubby and take it. literally made fore each other
>>586579141Sorry but Doomguy's already in a committed relationship with Samus.I'm taking Elegg
>>586579887tags: small_dom big_sub
>>586579887true, she prob lets him, idk if elegg can handle both of em
>>586579887samus with body of elegg, (but keep the height of samus). Imagine
>>586582330
I need those bots back online, I do not want this faggot fucking matchmaker to continue.
touch grass
I got all the hats
>>586565084Arizona here.
>>586585138We should've gotten a Halloween map inspired by ZdzisΕaw BeksiΕski's paintings. Normally, TF2 maps aren't such intense hellscapes but they were okay with Dusker so maybe they can try to be more ominous.
>>586568226kogasa, party/van/ and konata are pretty good
>>586565084This sound like it was written by paki hands, or possibly turk. Both equally vile.
>>586543023same shitty jokes, instead of bringing back quickplay
>>586543023rape and kill everyone working on TF2 in 2026 please
>Glad you're finally back in business, Casual>Yeah that was a scary couple of days
>>586606208idk seems a little high still
>>586601418total: 0.5
>>586543023You already know that this was typed by Jill because of the Marvel-tier quip
>>586606463look at it over 24hit's over.
why do people think these bots are going to make valve revert the matchmaking when the sniper bots didn't?
>>586609916Because there's a chance that if it gets bad enough where the issue COULDN'T be resolved easily, it adds more fuel to the fire and causes more internal seething within the community.>causes mentally ill people to see opportunities to piss off the player base>said pissed off people cry as a result>said opinions drift towards a better system which is quickplayit doesn't matter if quickplay ever gets changed back, it's just getting to that point where people start to each other apart until there's nothing but negativity towards the concurrent matchmaking system.everyone knows quickplay's never coming back, it's just about kicking valve down and getting as many people on the same path to fucking them over religiously bit by bit.If they can kill the MvM update by themselves, given it goes without an issue initially on launch, then it would do wonders for fucking over valve because they don't give a shit about fixing or making the game better at all, if they did then quickplay would've been rolled back INSTANTLY so you should be hopping that enough mentally ill individuals have it out to ruin everything and slowly poison all the other wells in the process.fuck jill and eric smith plus all the other disgusting redditors that pat them on the back.
Apparently bots are gone
>>586568226Skial and DarkPyro.
I killed 3 people in 1 shot with the Machina yesterday, shame I didn't take a screenshot.
TF2 is deadMove on to TF3Farming minions for 20 minutes and VFX vomit eyerape where you can't even tell what's going on, and everyone takes 20 minutes to die and 2 minutes to respawn is the future
>>586613026TF3 doesn't exist.
>>586613026plap
>>586613026Deadslop is so cringe. Why couldn't Valve have made a Minecraft clone or just returned to their roots of making story-driven singleplayer games? No one wants more MOBA shit.
>>586613703>Why couldn't Valve have made a Minecraft clone or just returned to their roots of making story-driven singleplayer games?Icefrog is still working thereHe was able to print them money with DOTA 2And Valve wants more money, so letting Icefrog do whatever the fuck he wants seems like a reasonable way to make more money
>>586613703plapping
kek nobody is posting snaildier anymore because he lost and nobody cares about him anymore
>>586613026Iβm not going to play playing 3rd person league of legends with overwatch porn appeal + marvel rivals rainbow puking visual noise wrapped in magic art deco.Candle people are cool idea. Shame itβs stuck in terrible genre that is MOBA
>>586614547>marvel rivals rainbow puking visuali wish that was exclusive to that gamebut that's 75% of games nowadaysincluding overwatchhell, overwatch was the one to popularize that shit
>>586613828IceFrog really hit the jackpot, poor Guinsoo went to work on League of Legends but left shortly afterwards and then tried to release his own MOBA that flopped. I'm not sure what Eul is working on but he's still employed at Valve.
Deadlock literally has more players than peak tf2 and you dinosaurs are pretending that itβs dead
>>586615607nobody is saying that deadlock is deadpeople are saying that deadlock is garbage
>>586615607It's dead in that no one would ever have fun playing that moba skinner box matchmaking shit, but you are incapable of understanding that so speak your truth
>>586615495plap
>>586609916because they're retarded and have zero pattern recognition
>>586615724KEK the player count would beg to differ. Why would anyone play a game that isnβt fun to them?
What are some good tf2 youtubers to watch if I want to get better ? I've already watched all of scarybroccoli's vids
>>586618168>Why would anyone play a game that isnβt fun to them?Ask League of Legends playersAsk DOTA 2 players
>>586619665sirky
>>586620298clicked on the first video i saw of his and this guy sounds indian, are you sure?
>>586620503yes, retard
Is it fixed or has he given up?
Who told you you could build a sentry here?
>>586614196Based
>>586619665trashy for spy stuffwget for niche but generally important inforeuploads of lieuty's spy stuff (he apparently went mad and deleted his channel or privated everything)oldy for pyro stuff
>>586618168>Why would anyone play a game that isnβt fun to them?The people you are refer to are goyim, they are niggercattle, they are the useless eaters. They are the reason basedjaks exist.
>>586609916doing that annoys valve, and that's good enough for meit's been years since I touched casual so I couldn't care less that an unemployed thirdie is wasting his life span spamming bots on the queue
Zesty is the one hosting bots because he wants people to stop playing pl and play freight again
>>586632935the truth had to come out soon...damn it, zesty
best chest cosmetic to go with the medieval medic set ?
>>586614196>no one posts a forced meme an autist spammed when he was losing a modicum of attention
>>586637347das metalmeatencasen
>>586638296thats ugly af tho
>>586637347The new set they just added this Halloween looks pretty good with it.
>>586639327ok yea that's the spicethanks bud
>>586568226>don't wanna play cuz spraysJUST FUCKING DISABLE THEM YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>586642513but theyre so fun!
>>586626680I thought this was mann co property.>>586628097stop being mean to the snailder poster meanie
>>586614196You're still thinking about it and bringing it up, so Snaildier continues to win
>>586643868tell em sis
snailineer won
>>586643868massive trvke
>>586644125Keep seething about it, it only makes him win harder
>>586644281her* and i'm on your side sister... snailder is the best meme tf2g has made.
>>586644281this little nigga broke the floydsis so hard
>>586644358based
>>586644509meant for>>586644281
>>586644732lol sis, both those posts are in agreement with snailder supremacy.
>>586613026Deadlock is the future
>>586587667>>586587820>>586606853>>586613026>>586613703>>586615495baby making sex with each of these
remember when team fabulous 2 mindbroke that faggot into spamming his collection of gore and feces
>>586645620careful, you'll trigger another episode by mentioning it
>>586645431>the people who made TF2 who are left at Valve:
>>586614196MKUltra activation phrase right here lol
>>586645431it isn't because mobas are inherently a late millenial/early zoomer thingkids don't give a fuck about MOBAs, and they know itpeople from Riot have said time and time again that one of their biggest problems is a lack of new blood plus an aging demographicpeople are moving on from the game, but new people are not coming in because the younguns don't give a fuck about mobasthey are bleeding players
>>586643124Mann co? This?!
>>586642967Sprays are only fun if you can spray anything you want.
>>586644281Based SnailGOD always taking the WAlso folks remember to always lowercase the "f" when posting about the floydfag
>Floydgod won, like clockwork his harem of sissies poast about him every thread meanwhile snailder hasnt been posted in months...picrel
>>586614196you sure seem to care a lot about it
>>586645979LOL
>>586647371He does, it utterly defeated him to the point where he brings it up at 8 am unprompted from it living in his head rent free
Why are they like this?
>>586647473trvkey
>>586645431>market of people playing are mostly young teenagers or young adults with a mix of whites, 3rd worlders and other special token individuals who'll eventually fuck off (tranny/shipping community, will be there always but barely engage with the game, same applies to TF2)>movement bloat that is UNIVERSAL and has to be used as a core means for playing the game better>character saturation to the teeth, only reason dota gets away with it regardless of what MMR bracket there is, is because the game is still very simple conceptually and doesn't become particle vomit hell where everything is unintelligible because of the top down perspective; your hero is simple, depending on who you pick, lane you choose, etc, does it factor what you're working with>dota 2 has BRAWLING but I haven't played in years so I wouldn't know if that's still the go to thing>dota 2 has lane/creep manipulation >UI isn't good, using dota 2 reborn's as a basis because it cut down on style and freed up the allowable amount of things you could see on screen, same thing applies to TF2's custom hud scene where minimalist huds exist (and I've been using one since 2017)I don't even need to play deadlock to know that what they're making is a game that is simply too complex from a skill floor standard, becoming too saturated in hero/character creep, too busy visually, the art style is absolute fucking dogshit and don't get me started on the AI art usage, lanes being dominated by ranged heroes because there's no such thing as an aggro system for creepslol, and deadlock will still succeed because valve has created a game that perfectly tickles those needs that the average 3rd worlding subhuman dota/CS2 user is like where they feel no joy from winning with nothing but anger to wear on their sleeves.Deadlock's success will also be artificially pushed in terms of its esports scene, you can quote me on that, and it'll still be a shit game.
>>586643124Hit the control point, this aint no mann co property this is grey mann property.
After playing with kunai and putting effort to learn trick stabs it really seems that theres no point ever use the other knives because you just die immediately after getting a kill or two. Spy knives should all have some sort of health regen like 40 or 50 per kill even on butterknife.
>>586646610Hit the point duuuude
>>586652889>copy and pasting the kunai into every knifenogive spy more watch options instead
>>586656354>pubesbuilt for baby making sex
>>586656354A watch that gives a speed boost but no cloak.A watch that sends out an illusion when you cloak that fires for a second and fades away
>>586656354>>586657416>watch that lets you set a teleport point and then return to it later (both actions consume full meter, point disappears upon death)I call it the Exfiltrator
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>586664594because you're still here
>>586664782Bit mean.
>>586664594because the game is dead at its heart>lives off of drama>lives off of happenings>lives off of select players on the tf2-sphereand just when that bot hoster finally had a bit of wind going, he instantly gets shot down and now I'm reminded that jill is a subhuman for allowing his shit tier cs:tf2 update to happen.
>>586664594the ladies are tuckered out theyll be back to goon posting later
Let it die.
Let it snow
>>586674776No way fag
>>586674891I am not a fag.
>>586674967You are now. sirfagalot.
>>586674967Yeah you are floydfag
Kek, it's kino!
>>586678758totally not obsessed btw
>>586678858Cram it, floydie
>>586679072meant for >>586678758
>>586664594we are all waiting for mann versus zombies
>>586679473plap
>>586679473surprising her with baby making sex instead
>>586679473my pyro's position after a round (win or lose)
>>586680327helping myself to your pyro's pussy and emptying my balls (win or lose)
I have accidentally been participating in NNN so farSaid Ms. Pauling
>>586680716plapping
>>586680716impregnating both of them
>>586680716I accidentally failed No Neru November by making a Neru spray
>>586681357neru plap post spray
>>586681357that is Zesty's waifu btw
>>586681357baby making sex
>>586680485in words only. lol
>>586681910>he doesn't know about the secret partner taunt
>>586681648nerucow.vtf
>>586682209never thought of combine two taunts to make something lewd.Thanks anon. Gotta find a free taunt server.
I'm glad my dick didn't work and I don't get horny no more.
>>586682512Really? It's kind of a pastime in TF2
>>586682383catbox nao
>>586682590i seen this before but never made the connection.
>>586682976Well now you know about the Sex Update
I cheat in casual but turn it off for community servers
>>586682909anon...
>>586683534I want neru
>>586683470>but turn it off for community serversIt's almost as if you would get banned if you don't.
>>586531987i love choco cleavage so much bros
>>586682563Ya realize when you have Sex , the shit people post here comes off as desperate and just plain sad; count yourself lucky
>>586689004Cram it, floydie
>>586689295>See's someone handwave desperation>Thinks i'm the floydfagutterly mind broken bruv
>See'syeah it's him
>>586689705Cram it, floydie
>>586690213>>586690848meds faggot
>>586690874Cram it, floydie
>>586691071>>586690848trvke
DO NOT OPENhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b4/Demoman_taunts02.wav
>>586691273this is what tf2g was missing
stop being gay :(
>>586691273egg making sex with this birb
dispenser sappin' mah sentry
>>586691527me as dell
plapcakes or flatcakes in tf2?
>>586691701for me it's plapcakes
>>586691701plapcakes and frontcakes every timepaizuris with the left and right girls
>>586691701furry plapcakes
>>586652889if you think that you quite literally do not know how to play spy
>>586692994what do you mean walking into a crowd of people who can kill you in 1 second each and trying to backstab them all isn't optimal gameplay
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/commits/masterThe Beach ball update...it's happening...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G9lwzYqsg4
