coven edition[PoE 1]>Covens of Umbrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrqHag06Qds[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Forbidden Riteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3999858>0.5.5e Patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/4009785Registerhttps://pathofexile2.com/registerResourceshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtPrevious coven: >>586416735
comparison is the thief of joy
>>586515630This might be a bold prediction but I think this league is going to be a ritual rework that will be ported to poe2
>>586515836let him fix things his way
Y’all saw Beltons update? Apperantly he’s cucked from going to ExileCon
>>586515494“Primed” and “crushing blow” are like Culling Strike but for stun and electrocute instead of life.>>586515848>Ancient MTX with a boss from the first act>ritual rework that will be ported to poe2I don't understand why everyone decided it would be a rework of the ritual. It's obviously a new low-effort mechanic.
>he is a jingakh
>>586515848Whatever it is, ritual could really use a rework. It was my fav chill mechanic, but now it feels not worth doing and boring. I hate corpses btw.
mmommy sabotaged again 3.30 poopy:( they said "brand new league mechanic" and i said OOOOH and it was RITUAL!!! the mechanic that already existed!!! in the OTHER game!!! the one they LEFT ME FOR!!! my devs took ritual out of poopy 2, wiped the poo off it, and mailed it to me in a binky-shaped box!!! "here u go little guy, it's deferrin!!! u can defer ur good drops!!!" but my tribute is stinky and my rerolls are poo poo and the loot is still all empty on the ground just like my steam charts!!! 3.30 tribute poopy!!!
poe2 ritual rewards are fucking dogshit what's the point of porting it to poe2 if none of corpses or bases gets added
>>586516310I dont know what the fuck you are saying, but if its against poo2: BASED!If its against PoE: cringe!
>>586516310@grok explain this post to me
What do I play on red shirt that isn't slams (or banners)?Static strike? Is it really better than elemental hit?
>>586516010what a pompous retard
>>586516310this would be funnier if we knew it was like ritual
>>586516010I don't even know who that is
>>586516892Steel skills xD
>>586516892flicker obviously
>>586516905why does he have a security clearance to play POE?
Poe 2 teaser today
>>586516010>Apparently , according to air Canada , you should know to google a countries entry requirements firstis this nigga serious
>>586517396I think those pieces are a little too big for them
>>586516010>>586517405The amount of times I've looked at his stream and he's asking an LLM something. Anyway he has like 5 days, visa processes can be swift but he's entirely at the mercy of how the embassy's feeling. Also>13k plane ticketsJFC
what's the connection of shavronne to ritual? bodach? king of the mist?if so which league mechanic related to maligaro and doedre
>>586516010My ETA to go to canada took like 4 hours to be approved.Maybe NZ is quick too.But what a colossal moron. Who DOESN"T look up what's needed to travel to other countries, and just takes the word of Ranjit from air canada microsoft support
>>58651771313k from Canada to New Zealand. Its across the pacific
funny post from Reddit! Check it out
>>586518626thanks let us know about any other funny reddit posts you see
>>586518784Will do!
>>586516010>125 dollar feenigga what jeet scammed this retard?
>>586517345he doesnt have anything of the sort. He is a schizo retard
>>586518969there's a $100 fee on everyone entering new zealand and there's an extra fee for applying in a web browser instead of using an app (???)
Immigration and visa rules are stupid. All countries should just be open.
based
>>586519634keep your brown hands in your own shit country
>>586519634Many are saying this
>>586519006He might have thought there's something like Schengen for these countries or something?
>>586520252he was in the canadian military i think, so thinks because he had 5 eyes security clearance to join that means he's free to travel without a visa. he's literally a fucking larping retard that thinks he's 007 or something equally retarded
>>586520520"5 eyes security clearance" isn't even a real thing, he's a retarded larper
Tubbingly tubbed game designer releases tubbed turd
jrv...your gape...is leaking poopoowun...
>>586522274The j in jrv stand for jeeeeew
>>586522720>>586522740
>T-word gets mentioned>Flies in a multi post frenzyNot a good look bit licker
why are you guys not practicing your sub-6 hour 4stone runsyou could be getting 16 stones per day
How hard are people going to rage and how hard is Poe 2 going to bomb when they forget to release marauder and templer with it?
>>586523252>maurauder don't care I'm not brown>templerHENLO SAAR ESL
>>586523252>forget
Yep it's melty timePoE2 won
>>586523252That would be really weird. They've said repeatedly that they're having trouble implementing Shadow and his skills, so having him appear in the game before Marauder and Templar would be fucking weird
>>586523594Can't have trouble with the last two if they haven't started them at all xD
>>586523594Shadow is already confirmed, it's time to stop the copes
>build is "good">actually is dogshit because everything for it is insanely expensiveit's so much better to do an actually good build that nobody uses
>>586523652We saw a little bit of the Marauder and Templar gameplay back in 2023.>>586523662And that's why everyone thinks we'll get all the classes. To be honest I expected them to announce a second class but I didn't expect it to be Shadow.
Why is the countdown on the website only counting down to Friday instead of Saturday when the convention actually starts?
>>586523174ive got two stones for you right here *unzips*
>>586523834Aren't stacking builds basically the only "exponentially" scaling ones in poe?
>>586523961stop noticing.
>>586523986dps is a meme over a certain amount anyway since it doesn't actually increase clear speed except against maybe ubers or 100% delirious shit
Ehhyyeeeup im thankin im playing EK or BV for 1.0
Teaser will be released within an hour or not today
>>586523174im a 2 stone chud
>>586523930no one expects all the classes it's just doomniggers trying to manufacture a disappointment out of thin air
>>586524832oh no... the cope has already begun
>>586524832>no one expects the game's big 1.0 release to be feature complete
>>586524832>no one expects all the classesLiterally every eceleb is talking about this. Even I think it's still possible because announcing a new class with the very first teaser a week before the event really points toward that idea.
>>586525039Poo1 didnt even have ascendancies or hideout during its feature complete release
when the marauder teaser drops this week I fully expect the doomsissies to freak out and try to shut down /poeg/ with spam
>>586525208>Serial killer stopping himself from smiling too much as the survivor's share their horror stories to the public
>>586525363only 13 more years until poe2 is feature complete
is BAMA still goodhaven't played since mercenaries
>>586525208>retarded facial expressionWhat started youtubers making the retarded faces for their thumbnails?
>>586525524Bama was never good
>>586525363>we're still living in 2011>ggg is still the smol indian garage company
>>586525562
>>586525562Apparently because the algorithm likes it and seems like it is true. PewdiePie's been doing it since forever.
Ngl im enjoying this new lore of exile channel. Ive never enjoyed the poe lore channels but this ones quite good, he reminds me of those 40k lore channels
>>586525383>when the marauder teaser dropsI will 100% believe in sabotage IF:Marauder teaser for PoE 2 drops, shows Chieftan ascendancy with a built in righteous fire but is some cool looking ghost ancestor effect striking nearby monsters, with pops also. PoE 1 gets Righteous Fire nerf plus nerf to pops by making it so only ignited monsters can pop, and burning doesn't count as ignited.
>>586526021ngl I always thought the chieftain node was on ignited monsters only
>>586517713>>586518286>>13k plane ticketshuh?
>>586526021if poe2 gets rf it will be an aura that consumes ignited on nearby monsters to give you an endurance charge or something similarly retarded
i hope ggg kills rf players irl
FUCK YOUR CODE OF CONDUCT GIVE ME TEASERS
>>586517396so cute :3
>>586516010Belton literally thinks he has an IQ of 175 BTW.
>>586516010duuuurrrrrrr i have a security clearance why would i need to fill out a visa anyone with a clearance knows that they have jack fuck to do with needing a visa or notnigga mentioning it to try to flex but just makes him look retarded
i worked at a hedge fund but alsolowkey and dont repeatam a campaign advisor/political consultant for federal electionson the less “direct” methods that go into thatlets phrase it that waysufficed to saythis kind of operation, controlling a narrative-- toppling a “giant” etc. is what i doand do rather wellcant talk abotu that openly on stream and shit ofcI have the ammo i8n the gonegun*now isnt the time to fire it. the kindling needs to be laid, the logs set. the fire comes soon.
My prediction for Exilecon is that we get a double Zana boss fight. One in 3.30 where we get to fight Zana to prevent her from destroying the atlas but only partially succeed. she doesn't destroy the atlas entirely but is able to change the atlas as we know it, setting the tone for a 4.0 release next year. We then find then find out that Zana is the first edict in 1.0, and finally finish her off as the true Pinnacle Boss of POE2.
>>586529173UPDOOTED
>>586529140
>>586529173retard
>>586529173Nobody cares about poe 1
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANOTHER RITUAL LEAGUE AFTER 0.5.5COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL FUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
marauder teaser tonight
>poe 1 is better than its ever been>poe 2 is better than its ever been>exilecon this weekendpoe CHADS cannot stop winning
genshin update tomorrow
https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2117358631570252139https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2117358631570252139https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2117358631570252139https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2117358631570252139https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2117358631570252139ITS UPITS UPITS UP
>>586529689Why is everyone so convinced it is Ritual?
I don't want to listen to Lily Roth lusting after some priest. What the hell is wrong with this slut?
>>586529874i'm not planning to livestream it
I've never played a marauder build in my life
>>586529140based
>>586529897Everyone gave up on thinking that GGG will come up with original ideas.
>>586529874>While streaming or filming, do not enter any bathrooms or other spaces where people would expect privacy.no lily gock footage :(
While streaming or filming, do not enter any bathrooms or other spaces where people would expect privacy.Please don't do anything that belittles or mocks any attendees of the event, including staff.Please do not stream the VIP Dinner, ExileCon After Party or Ultra VIP Dinner.
pooopie!!! mommy poopie!! the 3.30 expansion is a RITUAL CIRCLE and i KNOW who did it!!! it was THE JEWS!!! the jews have found the ritual folder in the poopy 2 recycle bin and said “ship it, the pp1py doop1y won’t notice!!!” 3.30 recycle bin poopy!!! ppoo sabotage!! sabotaged by the jews mommyyyy!!! mmommy sabotaged again 3.30 poopy:(
>>586529140didnt this guy get bullied to tears by reddit
Considering that they posted on twitter and the time when they usually post teasers is almost over, they won't be posting anything today.
>>586529874what I'm seeing here is that rape is on the table
whose live stream are we watching for exilecon?
>>586531065/ourguy/ James Belton
HOLY SHITTT ZIZ X QUIN IRL STREAM COLLABBBB WTFFF
did quin get smaller
>>586531909Yeah he's been doing ozempic for over a year now, but its some off brand NZ version so he can technically claim "He's not doing ozempic" because its some didgeridoo version.
>>586529874Towa baby won
MujeebCHAD
>Please don't do anything that belittles or mocks any attendees of the event, including staff.Jonatroon tired of being called a stupid fucking retard kek.
>>586533070yet another brownchad victory over the whitecels
Can someon eexplain to me how I died in PoE1? I played HCSSF and got to act 2 by playing extremely conservatively. I was 3 levels over the area level and I was fighting a rare monster that wasn't taking damage for some reason. Then all of a sudden I heard a bang sound and I died. 100% to 0%. I was playing a Sunder build and I had 700 HP at the time, way above what I'd normally be at at that level. Shit seriously baffled me because it was the zone right after you do the 5 monsters with Einhar.
>>586533070>an uber driver that didn't intend on returning the phone>another uber driver named mujeebWhat the fuck happened to New Zealand? Why is it such a low trust shithole?
>>586533070MUJEEB! MUJEEB! MUJEEB!
Path of Mujeeb
>>586533468too many anglos
>>586518969>>586519428>there's a $100 fee on everyone entering new zealand What the fuck, why doesn't every country do this?
>>586518085>cuck connect
>>586534807retard
>>586535050
>forestslop league after boatkino
>b-but these people also got cuckedkek
you lost :)
someone teleported to my hideout to buy something and then requested to be my friend 3 times in a row
the remidus hideout has a really long loading time what the fuck
>All these newfags finding out quin and all their stweemer heros are turbo manlets IRL.Every exilecon its so fucking funny, mega izzat loss.
>>586536152 malware do not accept
>>586535184Does this upset /vt/umors for breaking kayfabe or are they really so naive to think their e-whores aren't getting railed daily
If there's no marauder/templar teaser it pretty much confirms they won't come with 1.0
>>586536152you bloody fuck you accept request bloody now!!!!
>>586537559It really does seem more and more like GGG really screwed up by announcing Shadow so early and creating unrealistic expectations.
>>586536223A manlet is someone who's like 4'somethignI'm 5'5 which is above the cutoff for manlets. 4chan has created some seriously unrealistic expectations of peoples' heights
>>586537932No way dude, they showed swords before 0.5 and they delievered.
>>586536152You don't have to accept. They can track you forever now and will be emptying your account the second you're offline and they have the time. GGG has not patched any of the account hacks. It's over.
>>586538272ngmi
11 days til gigakino bros
>>586538332The difference with the swords is that sword was part of the Breach temple environment in its teaser.
>>586536223All of the lanklet and bloatlord PoE streamers other than Raiz died of blood clots. Being 4'7" like Ziz, Steel, Quin, Mathil, etc. is the ideal form of a PoE player.
>>586537932fire kelly fr fr
sex with kelly
>>586537932>>586538835Does somebody have that screenshot where people were asking for the PoE1 teaser and instead she linked the PoE2 one?
>4channelers still spouting incel ideology in the year 2026yikes...
>>586539485This is Based, but it still won't make me forgive her for posting a screenshot from Gladiator movie before 0.5
>>586516394The only good corpses are the ones that give auras. Most poe auras don't exist in poe2.
>>586539485https://old.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/1xiohh9/where_teaser/19rujdi0vtvmr/She edited it out but the bot caught it in time
>>586535184are we supposed to know who this is?
>>586540176Hilarious
MTHQV-2BDYA-2JGEC-ZWAXWMTQZM-CWCKL-F37JL-MEVJSI highly doubt anyone looking at this general needs these, but I just paypiggied so here are some keys I don't have any use for
>>586540838You would be surprised
>>586540838you just killed two doomies by giving them access to the game kek
do not use doxkeys posted on 4chan
>>586529874>If someone is giving social cues that they don't want to be included in your stream, please respect that and move oni will fuck every female streamer you cant stop me kiwi's
>>586540838where did you get these? i still have my keys and i don't need them either
>>586541617https://www.pathofexile.com/my-account/early-access>>586540838Someone used the first one. Second still available
>>586541617nm found itMTDKE-JL7Q8-FJWLX-6W9C7MTD4F-FFJFA-C7A8T-BLZ2H
>>586540838For what?
>>586543226poe1 alpha
>>586538640i cant believe it's so soon, it feels like we just had the last league
if ggg doesnt put wasd into poe1 im using a fucking controller for 3.3
>>586545353if they put wasd in poe1 and it controls the same way as in poe2 I'll probably quit the game forever
>>586545516no one thinks the gameplay portion is bad for controllerits the inventory / skill gem / etc portion that is bad
>>586545516they have wasd in the game already controller uses it all they have to do is literally keybind it to the fucking keyboard so you can do the same movements the analogue stick does on a controller for the game why they need the goddamn animations from poe2 to do this is so beyond retarded and stopping people from poe2 playing poe1
>>586545702>stopping people from poe2 playing poe1sounds based what's the problem
PoE 2 is bad. I'm happy that I get to play PoE 1 for three weeks and then chill out playing GTA VI til next year.
WASD for 3.30 would be pretty kino if it actually happens
>>586524832This must be the cope of copes.It's going to bomb hard when poster boy marauder isn't included with 1.0. If people don't rage, I'll manufacture racism that they excluded him on purpose.
>playing poo1 for 3 weeksnobody does that
i do
If you aren't 40/40 by the end of the leaguestart weekend you are a retard shitter bitch
>>586547156He grinds his life away to get a mouse cursor...
this, but instead of logging into the game at all
Mazed
>>>/r9k/85881599
>he thinks being 40/40 in every league is a flexa life well wasted
raped
>>586547393>All newfag leagues.Sad, no wonder you're still clinging to poopslop1
>>586548237
>continuing the humiliation ritual
based subhuman
the jews made him do this
remember d4?
>>586548734d6 is better
remember last epoch?
>>586548734>D4 eos before Poe 2 1.0Blizzard these days is such a joke
>No 8/8 Ruthlessposer.
>>586549051A singular achievement with Ruthless means you tolerate that garbage and means that you're an enemy.
>>586549328Concession accepted
>>586548734Yes, the expansion was better than 0.4.
Just 4 more days until the EoS announcement
Who cares? PoE 2 is faster than PoE and drops more loot so therefore it's the best game ever.
>>586545609i just dont think much was gained with wasd at all. You can already simulate mouse movement in poe with a controller, so bricking mouse movement in 2 seems like a really retarded thing to do. It also artificially limits mouse movements to nsew in a fucking pc game which is massive consolization and its hilarious no one is bringing it up because everyone who plays this game is doing it for money. this game is the biggest casual turd of an arpg I've seen, following lockstep right after D4. It's literally just a gambling simulator. It has nothing to do with poe1, and certainly none of the soul that captured the audience in d2
pooopie!!! mommy poopie!! poopie in the blannkie AGAIN, im a pp1py doop1y and the big mean internet people are saying poopy things about my game!!! they say poopie2 is MORE POPULAR than poo1pie!!!! the ORIGINAL poopy game!!! ! ppoo sabotage!! sabotaged mommyyyy!!! mmommy sabotaged again 3.30 poopy:( my steam charts going DOWN DOWN like a poopy down the toilet!!! 3.30 steam charts poopy!!! just me and my binkyyyy crying in the blannkie!!! even my own devs left me for poopy 2!!! GGG made a NEW game and forgot about their FIRSTBORN poopy!!! ground loot all stinky n empty, no good drops just like my player count dropping dropping dropping!!! 3.30 ground loot poopy!!! they say 'just go play poo2 it's better' and i say NO i don't WANNA i want my binkyyyy and my old playerbase back!!! ppoo sabotage on my whole game!!! sabotaged mommyyyy!!!
'vke im 'fraid
hello, i hate ritual. thanks for listening to my ted talk
>>586550932UPDOOTED! PLEASE DONT BE POE2 RITUAL!
this is just a cover for andrew to finally nerf stacked deck farming
>>586551080UPDOOTED!!!
doot me up, doot me downput reddit gold on the postdoot me up, take my pogand make me happy
why doesn't poe let you retire characters early to standard?
>>586551346they used to with hardcore leagues
POOP
if I get dubs covens will be the greatest league of all time
>>586550932I like everything witch and/or Karui themed league. So yeah, I like Ritual, even if Ritual doesn't like me because its rewards are always meh
>>586552251NOOO DOOD NOOOOOOOOO
this is going to be my second league in poe2 but is this basically all there is to the game? the same game but with a different league thing that shows up in the campaign?
>>586552434LARPing faggot, shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnOj9X-fTGUayo kiwi's owe this man 13 thousand dorra's
>>586552434Generally speaking, yes, but it really depends on what you mean. Usually updates include major balance changes, new skills, endgame reworks, and things like that. Were you expecting something else?
Joe Brammer, the lead dev of Wardogs, talked about having to go in front of a board of higher-ups and explain himself if his game hit negative review ratings on Steam. I wonder if that happened to Jonathan during 0.2. I wonder if the chinks gave him a talking to and told him to stop being retarded and to make an actual sequel instead of tubslop.
>>586553007That would explain the absolute kino that was the Ziz interview.
>>586553007Most likely not, because GGG basically makes a shitload of money out of thin air. Wardogs was a very risky venture so they kept a much closer eye on it.
>>586552434There is usually more too it, but because they have been simultaneous working on the campaign the leagues have been kinda reduced scope, for both PoE 1 and 2.They set new standard for what a "Poe 2 league" will be going forward, it has to include an endgame narrative storyline quest and progression, with it culminating in a big boss fight.Post 1.0, I expect every league will be equivalent to most games paid box expansions like they used to be.
>>586553007nigga no one care about steam reviews LMAO
ziz and his wife partake in dogging, near dublin, btw
>>586553007Tencent most likely has a middle man that knows all about ARPGs that talks to them directly and have a casual relationship from it, Tencent tends to have a hands off approach to studios if they make money
>>586553259Wardogs sold millions of copies already. What are you talking about?
on my way to tublin now
>>586553617I always think about how Sony measures the success of games based on Metacritic critic reviews
>>586553007PoE 2 has actually regained +4-5% in overall positive reviews since the launch doomsis review bombing.If exilecon goes well and 1.0 is actually good, it will prob go back to 85%+ rating easily.
>>586553656I think we'd all be shocked if that wasn't true, anon.
>>586553656imagine the ladybugs
>>586553904>review bombingESL doesn't understand the words he's using.
>>586553763That man's name? Christopher Wilson.
>>586553769Developing the game was a very risky endeavor because it wasn’t clear whether people would play something like this or not.Retaining players is far more important than initial popularity. None of the top executives invest in the hope of another FotM game, they want a cash cow that will generate massive profits for years to come. Fortnite shattered their perception of success.Poe is an established franchise with a player base, it's a safe investment that will generate revenue for years to come.
>>586553904>and 1.0 is actually goodKek
>>586553656what the hell is dogging? like putting your penis between the wife's asscheeks?
>>586554220>Poe is an established franchise with a player baseWhich is why what they tried to do with Poo 2 early on is retarded and almost blew up in their face.
>>586554176he was a double agent all along
>>586554160>seething doomsisters didn't reviewbomb poe2 actuallynice headcanon
>>586554426Do you mean 4.0? Or 0.1?If you mean 0.1, then literally nothing has changed, just look at sword skills that they showed.
they should replace all the characters with goonerbait designs and let me blast mob packs has a voluptuous white chick in a skin tight one piece swimsuit (+819 total maximum energy shield)
>>586554524I mass-botted the reviews so I could get a real sequel to PoE. I saved the game.
>>586554324Its where you let the 'gruel' (Bull and your wifes semen mixing) drip onto the floor, where you lick it up while on all fours like a dog.
>>586552714Not watching but it's fitting for Belton to say >WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A PASSPORT DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS??? I OWN THE FIVE EYES!!!!!!!
>>586554324lurk moar
TEASERS??? HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOONo way that "Quin69 don't film kids in the toilers PSA" was all there is today.
>>586554979its 44mins long i only watched a few mins of it lol
>>586554662Fub-coded post.>>586554632And they'll be played for one league because they're new and then be forgotten like shapeshifters. Jon said the template for future classes/ascendancies is Druid so we might get some more doomer kino in the future. With that being said, I expect some extremely broken stuff slipping through. 1.0 is massive. There is no way it will be playtested properly. 0.5 was an untested mess and Jon has said this patch will be even bigger.
nobody RMTs like belton
>>586516010LMAOOOOO GET FUCKED
>>586516010It's for the best. He would've been Jenebu's first victim.
I lost $13,000
I found $13,000!
I need $13,000
I'm stuff
I'm $13,000
There's $13,000 up my ass
Steam reviews mattering is a consumergroid cope. The devs do not look at it and neither do publishers.
You're an actual moron if you think that. Steam promotes games on their market page based on user reviews.
No they don't, copekid
>>586558594I have literally bought and not bought games based on steam reviews, they absolutely matter and companies care deeply about them.
>“Steam’s algorithm doesn’t push you if your recent reviews slip to mixed,” executive producer Joe Brammer told PCGamesN in a recent discussion. “If you go to mostly negative, you’re just like: bang, no advertising. So we didn’t sell many new copies of the game this weekend.”Retard.
>>586558914>>586558784>>586559147keep downvoting, consumer sisters! our voice matters!
Just admit that you're wrong. Be a man for once.
>>586559316>PLEASE ignore the hard numbers PLEASE just let me gaslight and lie PLEASE
>>586559219>Phantom Blade 0 just published their 4M sales figure while literally including the positive review number on steam directly on the image
>>586555679lel i forgot about that retarded faggot
>>586559350>gaslightYou're mentally ill and I gave you a source straight from a lead developer's mouth who is probably the most transparent(for better or worse) developer in all of gaming.
>>586559219Why did you pick game where negative reviews influenced the developers and forced them to completely back down and apologize?
>>586559354>marketing team did a marketing thingok>>586559507>dev makes up shit to cope with shit salesok
You are unwell.
>>586559575Back down and apologize for what? They've been constantly spitting in the faces of their players for years and nothing happens. "Controversy" is just free advertising.
I can book a round trip flight to NZ for less than a grand right nowWhat is this dude doing paying 13K for a flightIs canada that fucked
>>586553007i'm sure jonathan explained his playerbase was pathetic retards with the bad kind of autism who would roll over and keep paypigging anyways
>>586559896canada has always been a third world shithole that LARPs as a civilized countrythe problem is that environment spawned the most insanely arrogant and retarded creature on the planet: the leaf
>>586559896he's full of shit
>>586562998Um yikes.. where is the diversity?
>>586562998>These the the doomsissy's champions, team poowunner
>>586562998kiwi land looks comfy
>>586562998Didn't that grandpa quit poe? why is he back lmao.
*grabs /poeg/ by the throat*Call me a wunner again
Call him a schizo, a retard, a tubspammer, it all rolls off his backBut call him a wunner and see how he lashes out>"I've been found out!"
>>586564980
Where are my teasers ya gg'giggers
Genwun best genPoewun best poe
>a manchild into Pokemon is Poo 2's most ardent defender
>>586567341just one more inane pokemon reference and those damn dalits will realize poe2 is the best game ever
I prefer gentoo
Linux, or as I prefer, poo/linux
>>586567010okay unc, let's get you back on the bed now
poeninja is down..........................
>>586567968Half the Internet went down.
Jews wonnedGoyim losted
did ggg leave chaos magic half finished or something? why is it just edc and hexblast? and why is hexblast so worthless?
>>586565483everything is revealed in like 3 days lil gup, have some patience
>>586569051they decided you're not allowed to play hexblast in 0.2, for some reason.
>>586569051Where are the BLOOD spells????????
>>586569051All chaos skills are incomplete or unplayable besides Jon's personal favorite bows.
>>586569121Shut up! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
>>586569051>>586569680it fucking hurts my soul i main witch and sorc where are they GGG?!?
>going to exilecon>going alone>know no one who will be therethis trip might suck
>>586515630VIP POE TUB IN NZ
>>586570008maybe you can take the opportunity to socialise with other people and make friends. you will be ok
>>586569051Zaccie just needs a bit more time. Let him do it his way
>>586553213I tried to find the infamous review and can't find it anywhere. Did they make ziz scrub it after Johnathan had a melty?
>>586559219>mostly negative we>population crateredI mean, looks like it did matter?
>>586559575tldri don't play this game so i don't know what the controversy is
>>586570884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiFLwjFI4S4you didn't look very hard
>>586553007Joe Brapper
>>586548451All oldfag leagues. No wonder you are still mazed in poopslop1
i feel like this game isn't designed to be fun but rather to poke at humanity's most addictive tendencies
>>586559147What's the N stand for
>APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT
>>586564980>A tub spammerI thought there's only one?
>>586572539Yeah, there is. It's you. I can tell because you got butthurt out of nowhere.
>>586571208>We want to make the campaign funThis will never happen
>>586569051>edcnothing but scaling for dark effigy
>>586571208>If the monster is slower than the players combat is optionalWhat a retard fuck Jonathan is
>play warrior>have to get +hp, +resistances, %element affected by armor, and 2 of the +armor modsWhy the fuck did GGG make equipment pressure so insane on Warrior?
>>586571208>Wouldn't making monsters easier kill the game for the tons of players who like the monsters to assfuck you kek he meant tens
>>586573074You'll finally catch him one day, sis.
>>586574535He'll never catch me, the singular tubposter
Found this, haven't watched it yet.>How Path of Exile Keeps Players Coming Back by Jonathan Rogershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEBkhT1K7A
>>586562998
>Conner the most normal looking oneLOL
>>586533296Most likely it wasn't taking damage because you were missing. If you had resolute technique, it was probably blocking. As for why you died, my guess would be that you had some of the suicide guys run up to you and blow themselves up
>>586574945>We want poo2 to grow>It only ever shrinksWhat a dumb disingenuous fuck woodful is
>>586574945I'm 70 seconds in and he's said "um" at least 10 times.
>I'm doing all the woodfuls but the game isn't growing, why is that
>>586574967
>PoE 2 started development in Bestiary.
>>586576214It took 10 years to reach the tub
He's even talking about what's happening right now, initial success followed by downfall of the sequel lmao
>>586576214When will it end
>>586576214@BFR is this true?
It all went to shit because the Tubman is just so goddamn self important
>Livestream driven development >It's a prerecorded VideoWhat a retard
>with ME, the game director
>>586576708>>586576378>>586576823>>586577079you sound GAPED
sick 'em, tublicker.
You sound tubbed
Jonathan just described Logbooks as the player rushing to boss nodes for pinnacle keys. Does he not know what Mark has done to the endgame?
yep that's a seethearooni
>hears jonathan speak>starts seething, spazzing out and acting like a rape victimCurious.
yep sure does
You can seethe about him, but he's right and has the results to back it up.If delegating your roll to some retarded zoomer marketer was a good decision, this general would be /d4g/ right now.>>586577536he was using it as an example of how presentation matters, during a discussion about how league mechanics fundamentally are just "kill monsters in a circle" but you can make them feel distinctive and unique based on how you present them.
>>586577597He truly had that effect on many
Crying like a molested bitch on /poeg/ will teach GGG a lesson
>>586577761It had nothing to do with presentation, it was talking about meta progression. >at the end of the day, you're only trying to find boss keys to get to the endgame pinnacle bossHe clearly has no idea that logbooks are one of the most profitable things in the game and that the pinnacle key for the expedition pinnacle boss is barely worth anything. I'm not going to harp on it, but it is what it is.
>we're actually not a live service game so what I said earlier doesn't really applyHe's so good with making excuses
Yep he did
so desperate and defensive
>>586578283
It's not bots btw
seethe
wow, she's really upset.
GigaGaped by Jonathan
>>586578690that hole will never be tight again
>gape>rape>molestShe's reliving the trauma that caused her to transition
>>586562998>>586574967They all look distasteful don’t get me wrong but Connor with the under armour shirt takes the price
>to truly tub a game, I, the marketing director, have to tub it myself
>>586578765Gonna cry?
>6 million people bought EA for Poe 2 on Steam
>takes the priceGM Saars
>>586578962tubby will not enjoy this post...
>>586578954Did it happen in a bathtub? Is that why you've been crying for two years now?
>>586579081Yes I got raped in the tub and then got shit all over myself. My own shit wouldn't stay inside anymore from being gaped. You're really gonna laugh about this happening to another human?
>>586578962>not even 10% of the players are coming back for new leaguesLMAO
uuuuuuh tubby????
>>586579180>he thinks CCU means total playerslemeow
>>586579174That's horrible, anon. I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad we had this conversation and I can understand you on a human level now.
>>586578962Not a cash grab scam that's just made for pretty trailers to sell packs btw. Leaker was right, and Jonathan even said it in the talk: it's all just marketing.
>>586579180Thats not how CCU works retardo.CS has like 10 million unique daily players, but it only peaks at 1 million CCU.
>>586579174>the tubby origin story is a rape in a tub of shitmakes sense ngl
>>586579321Most of the talk was referencing PoE 1 though... so... by that logic.
>>586579368Yeah but a cs play session is a closed unit that lasts for what, 20 minutes?
>>586579507a poe map is a closed unit that lasts 3 minutes
>>586579507Its time zones ya tard. holy shit.
>>586579368PoE and CS aren't congruent. You play a few games a night and fuck off. CS's 10million daily is extremely stable. PoE 2 is a grindfest for neets. I really doubt there is 600k unique players even the first week of league start.
>>586575464Speaking publicly is more difficult than you think.
>He still doesn't get itAre you the same retard who counts an entire month into a total regardless of how many actual days spent were spent in that month?
>>586530443>>586529140
where teaser
4 classes i failed all of them
>>586580425
>tub>rapewhat kind of mental illness is this
>>586581056We're all getting old.
>>586547393How do I get this to show up? I can only see my lvl100 characters.
>>586581076Just the boot licker, don't mind xur
>>586562998Is that palsteron? Rough hairline if that's the case.
>Deadnaming poopsteron
>try new build>dont have freeze immunity>get frozen for 3 seconds every other mob packholy nigger balls this is dogshit
>>586579507>a cs play session is a closed unit that lasts for what, 20 minutes?probably more like 35-50 on average for 16 rounds
Quin getting every known virus on earth from swimming in Auckland harbor so he can infect everyone visiting exilecon, based
This reminds me of that 1 AGDQ picture
i told you arpgs were white and anti-troon coded
>>586581431Welcome to poo2 enjoy your stay in the tub
is mathil gay, bros?
Why isn't there a /poeg/ dinner party?
>>586582975nobody wants to be at the same table as a scat loving tubschizo...
3.30 will be a nerfocaust using Exilecon hype as cover/poeg/ won't realize this until the day before leaguestart, when they drop the patch notes
>>586582776>Larry>Kalltorak>SteelNo troons or browns here
>>586583134base octavian tbqh
>>586529140>>586580298Beast
>>586582671>Mark and Jon doppelgangers up front
>>586583064>how can I turn this post into my obsession with my boogeyman?You'd request to sit next to the guy.>>586583134It won't matter. There are so many strong builds in PoE. I'm more concerned about 1.0 and them nerfing shit to make swords feel viable.
>>586582671>korean bbqat least these fags have good food taste
>>586583591>random tub anon here
>implying I, the singular tubposter, would wanna be I'm the same room as woodful, even less eat dinner from the same table as him
>>586582626didn't he say he was going to the gym for a year now or something like that?what's the belly fat and love handles. isn't his body resembling one of someone who uses ozempic?
>>586583827Meh, he's not in too bad of a shape. The fupa is funny though.
>>586583708>overpriced meat you cook poorly yourself>goodLet me guess, you're a PoE 2 fan?
>>586583794Man, you really got upset over being called out. The more you seethe the more obvious that you've been samefagging all along. Pity.
>>586584008if you don't know how korean bbq works you can just shut the fuck up, retard.
>>586584008LMAO
>>586584172Now try to respond without sounding like a massive butthurt weeb faggot
>>586583794The real tub poster does not reply to anyone, you fraud.
Year two of the special 17 day operation to find and destroy the tubspammer
>>586584474how can he be so bad at poe1?
Duality manifest
>>586583708korean bbq is dogshit disgusting or is it just me.the only thing good is the chicken you get. the rest is just fucking awful
Nerve: [STRUCK]
>>586584861This type of gathering is not about eating good food, retardbro
The original looksmaxxer
>>586584861It's almost as if food would adhere to some kind of sense of... Taste?
Blast having status?
>>586516010>belton is an actual retard irlso much for his fake mythos
Jonathan walks on the stage says welcome to exilecon are you having a blast and starts having a blast
Kripp has landed in NZ
>>586585438bro put on a hat or something
>>586585438Did the bird sense he's vegan? I've never had a bird come up this close to me
>>586585438From monke to monk hair
>singular tubposteri dont know what tub means but i've still baked OPs based on it because i think it's funny
>he's still melting
>jonathan literally admitted that the entire game dev cycle is based on what sells on the marketingWhen did GGG lost its soul, even to the point they just say this up front with no shame?
Do you think bootlicker tranny realizes that he turned himself into a lolcow?
do most builds use chaos innoculation or nah
>>586585926>wtf why arent devs working for free???? Retard. Didn't see your faggot ass crying when BFR was in charge. Salvage Box MTX, anyone?
Do you think tubjeet tranny realizes that he turned himself into a lolcow?
>>586586118Chris has always been a marketer but he's also been a principled guy. You get the sense that his designs were always principles first, marketing second. Jonathan just straight up admits theres no principles, aslong as it gets PogChamps on the twitch chat trailer livestream its good???
>creates the most used meme on the general>spams EoS, raped and wunner on repeatHmmm.... tough choice.
>>586586254>principles firstHe sold out to China LMFAO get real lil dude
>>586586304Do you believe that Path of Exile 2 will have all 12 classes at release? I'm sure that Duelist and Shadow are the maximum that GGG will manage to make!
>>586585843Youre just a copycat, I'm the real tub poster
>>586586347What does that have to do with anything? He took a pay check that lets him do whatever he wants in life, thats nothing to do with how you design a game
I'm running raped rota carries day 1
>>586586075He's been here long before us and he'll be here long after us, always chasing his tubposter
>>586586463>He took a pay checkthat's not very principled BFRslurper
I'm running tubbed rota carries day 1
>>586586667Everyone has a price
>>586586667Maybe if you're principles are to stay a dumb brown poorfag for the rest of your life it goes against your principlesFor white aryan men its normal
JONATROON
>>586583708>good tasteDidn't know you liked eating cats and dogs.
>you're principles
If you check Glassdoor GGG is a shit show btw it used to be bad but it got so much worse
>>586583708>pay for expensive meat>pay to cook your own meat poorly on lukewarm grill>stale noodles and watered down drinksYeah I think you have SHIT taste.
>>586586918I get the feeling GGG is one of those rare companies like Valve where its a bit normie hostile (no nerd would unironically go on glassdoor)So its a bunch of stacies are shitlibs who had wrong expectations coming into the nerds den and then left bad reviews
>>586587014The reviews talk about shit filled tubs I think even nerds would hate that
>>586586918Game devs should gatekeep harder. If faggots are crying they got gaped by the big bad GGG chuds then that's a good thing.
>>586587114You really do have some sort of trauma, what's up lil guy?
>>586585470Spoken like a true insecure person. Just own up to your pattern baldness or shave.
>>586441250Which one of you is that?
>>586587191What's wrong tubbo? Did Jonathan call you a retard to your face?
>>586585926Obviously, I guess you glossed over him saying they have been using this strategy for the past 25 PoE 1 leagues.Where (You). yourself have been subject to said strategy (and enjoyed it).If you own a single post Beasitry league supporter pack, you're a hypocrite.
>>586585545It's a kakapo. They're not afraid of humans
>>586587240I was asking what your trauma about getting gaped is, I wanna know pooegg lore
>>586587226jrv 2.0
Tubspammer is boring and lame now, he just pouts and cries about being exposed like 30 threads ago. The old tubspammer would post hideous tranny webms at random posters over extremely petty slights.
3.30 is going to be a disaster
If we get all new classes 1.0 predict what will be played most out of them?Its prob like thisTemplar - Shadow- Maradeur- Duelist prob
>>586533070>capitalizes Mujeeb but not helene
>>586587526Hes wrong and people should tell him
>>586582671which one is fubgun
Mujeeb won
>>586525475Kek
>>586587396it's actually a Kea, the beak is much longer and they can fly where as the kakapo cannot, it's about the size of a chicken. Kea are also exclusive to NZ and equally unafraid of humans, but no one except park rangers can get that close to a kakapo because there's only about 300 of them left, in total on Earth. I think their location is a secret or at least well protected.
>>586531065Quin69 obviously
Reminder that fubgun declined a fully paid streamer trip because a dungeon for Aion 2 releases at the same time as exilecon
>>586588617Good.
>>586588617Fubgun won't show his face on live events because of racism.
>>586588617aion 2 is a better game than poo1 or poo2I don't think you people realized yet how incompetent ggg is without chris and how both games will be dead in 2 years because they can't stop shitfucking them boththere is absolutely no future in poe, both games
Simulacrum in PoE2 heavily implies you never go back to Act 1 to check up on Clearfell, since the Interludes are no longer canon. The people of Kingsmarch barely survive because the town had runic wards protecting it.I think this means that everyone fucking dies at the end of Act 6. Una? Ded. Asala? Ded. Servi? Ded. Everyone's ded.
>>586588786Sad
>>586588617reminder fubgun is a black man
>>586588786well there is another cataclysm at the start of act 5, that little video is canon. Not surprised many people on wraeclast die but Tang isn't being intellectually honest because that wasn't our fault. Take that atheists.
>>586582671Lily looking breedable in the back
>>586588932>at the start of act 5huh? you talking about the interlude placeholder with the meatball?
>>586588990yep, the meatball is canon, those videos aren't placeholders.
>>586588962lily is a man you fucking retard. you cant 'breed' him
first subreddit I was ever banned in was poo1's, and for complete reasonable complaining too, crazyat least it'll free me from ever giving these faggots money again
>>586587526You've spent years basically slandering me when I've played every single PoE league since Incursion and have done all the content in both games. What a spiteful faggot you are.
>>586516010>Apparently , according to air Canada, you should know to google a countries entry requirements first and it's not their responsibility...>literally angry @ them for being retardedwtfretarded manchild
>>586589169have you tried it yet?
>>586589064That meatball video is a placeholder meant specifically for the Interludes. The Marvel Avengers shit never happens in the real campaign.Shit doesn't get real until the end of Act 5. In Act 5 you sneak into Oriath and meet up with Cedrus and Elwynian. At the end you're beating up Oriana and then Lumerius, who then merges with the Beast and initiates the Cataclysm. It's all spelled out pretty clearly in the datamined Act 5 stuff.
>>586589302No. You're lying
>>586589274ever taken a high school biology class? he has no eggs
>>586588748Still man you've been talking with these people for 5+ years now wouldn't you want a paid vacation and a chance to hang out with them?
>>586589425This community is awful. I don't blame Fub one bit.
>>586589425maybe he's afraid of airplanes, lots of people are
>>586589348See for yourself.
>>586589248Hi I'm the tubposter, big fan jrv. What's the j stand for in your name?
>>586589697Jonathan.
holy cringe
>>586587526i watched his video, he's right about poe1 players, wrong about ggg. there are things that ggg has been trying to do for 10+ years that they have never been able to figure out. the gameplay loop is repetitive, people will always default to the path of least resistance.
>>586589248Fuck off larper, that raped jrvtroon doesn't even post here anymore.
Am I the only one in here that almost never watch streamers? I know only a few of them and the only time I put them on is during twitch drops and just minimize window. Never understood the appeal watching others play unless its some kino game I completed and wanna see the reaction on some moments and I dont need livestream for that.
>>586589936I only watch connor and it's for a day max when the league launchesI'm too old for that shit
>>586589936i watch for the drama and the gossip
>>586589889You lost.
bad day to be a random tubby anon
>>586590026Yeah dont know who connor is even he might be not as popular maybe or he isnt playing PoE2.>>586590053Youtube works for that shit as well and in here I guess.
>>586590216
>>586590771
>>586589824It's an ARPG. What else are you going to do? Burn your players out making them wombo combo? Whenever I play these multi-button builds, I always looking forward to playing the laziest shit possible for my next t(r)oon. ARPG's are about optimizing a skill, not some MOBA toolkit where everything feels very handholdey and basically already optimized by the developers. Werewolf feels exactly like this and it's bad. There is barely any variance on how you build it.
poe lasted long enough, I'm happy with it dying and if you saw anything ggg did these last 2 years you know where this is going
>>586590771Couldn't even come up with something good like JewishRapeVictim. Stop stealing twitter jokes and find something original.
diablo 5 lead by Chris Wilson will be the greatest arpg ever made
>>586591137This, but Black Chris Wilson.
>>586588617Wait Fub isnt attending? I thought he said like 3 months ago he's going, is he really that scared to show his face?I mean I get it I'm the same but dayum, he's the biggest PoE streamer
>>586589675uhhh yeah, all of that is the start of act 5, Cedrus is just the first NPC you meet after landing, he even says "are we too late?" in the piece of text that say CATACLYSM INTRO
>>586591137From left to rightMatt Zitterman: Executive ProducerJennifer Hepler: Narrative DirectorJoe Shely: Game Director / Senior Design DirectorChris will play indie games, D2 and PoE2 in secret
>>586591502legit can't believe hamburger helper is still around
>>586591502Forgot the pic but here is your Diablo V team
>>586591502don't be surprised when you watch him host the blizzcon's diablo segment in 2 years
>>586591680I thought you said this guy had principles?
>>586591658Shelly aged like 20 years since D4
>>586589675>Tibbs will return in poop2based>Tullina will return in poop2HOLY BASED
I'm glad I stopped giving them money a while agoafter Chris left I've only see the game rot, I won't be surprised if the company is bankrupt by 2028
>>586592191>xhe's a r*dditard
>haha you're a redditard>posts the reddit frog
>>5865923294channel.org invented pepay ok bud
>>586592329>the reddit frog
I didnt know that we had a redditor in here. Can it be the tubspammer or one of the doomsissies? Either way its hilarious
>>586592514Definitely the tubsissy, he has that feminine reddit aura around him
>>586592514it's tubby
>>586591658>2 jew overlords and their little golemdisgusting
>>586592514>>586592551>>586592556Obsessed with your superiors.
uh oh tubby mass reply melty!
>tubbyYou stole this from me. Glad you liked it though.
tubby wubby having his daily tubby melty in his little tubby general
You have meltdowns about a bathtub. You're like a BPD chick who just seeks out conflict.
tubby raped you, this general, your discord sisters and GGGyou will never recover the lost izzat
this general should be renamed to izzatlost general
i would never claim to be "the" tubposter, but i definitely was and still am "a" tubposter, and will continue to be as long as johnathan wants to keep us tubbed and complacent
this might be the most violent and conclusive evidence that poe1 eos
>>586594425
Jonathan won
>>586594242Same, I never once posted any sort of tub image and webm which makes tublicker seething about me two years later even funnier and sweeter. He got mentally tormented during 0.1 since some of us wouldn't praise a dogshit, inferior version of PoE. At least the game is getting there slowly after 0.2 flopped and Jonathan had to choose between the game dying and making PoE again. Give us some actual movement skills, GGG. Watching Prada play with Boneshatter and Lightning Warp on CoA is some of the most retarded gameplay I've ever seen in an ARPG and I would be embarrassed if I was them. The experiment failed, GGG. Let it go.
>>586591420you're retarded if you think the cutscene is gonna stay the same after interludes lolthey have said multiple times it's a placeholder
>>586594425Why didn't he show the league after 0.1?
>>586594561they wont let it go because they cant, the gameplay needs to be retarded and gay because its made for console players
>>586594425Jonathan Won Bigly.poowun eos now
>>586594685It would still be higher than any poe1 league :^)
Why was Poocible league's numbers so high?
>>586594882poe1 was designed as a game you play while you are watching tv
>20 kings and no diamond
>>586595460Why is PoE 2 an easier, more casual game then? Chris wins again.
>>586595460poe1 was a more or less direct copy of diablo 2 with a global chat, ff7 materia system for skills and ff10 sphere grid instead of stat points
>>586595729>like if we make the white monsters way too powerful and have too much life it's now boring and just difficult all around we'd rather have it so you can kind of have the TV on while you're playing -chris wilson
>>586595779diablo 2 wasn't complicated either. there is no basis for comparison in this discussion because all ARPGs provide means to bypass mechanical difficulty. a large subset of players screech and complain if they are forced to try too hard.
>>586595929ever played diablo 2?
>>586595415I think it was the last league to launch before Diablo 4, so there was kinda an unceremonious send off to poe for a lot of people.Same reason settlers was so high prior to PoE 2 EA.If 3.30 wasn't getting cucked by other forces, it would prob be another send off for PoE 1 prior to PoE 2 launch and reach an all time high CCU.Still might happen, but we will see.
>>586578962>Advertises the game with a billion features that are not in early access >Proceeds doing so multiple times during early access >Why are you mad? It's not a scam. You hand to believe me!!!
>>586591834he was the one who tried to explain to the marketing guys why removing all the autism from an arpg leaves you with no game.
>>586596190>Advertises the game with a billion features that are not in early access Such as?
Checking out youtube to find some sort of crafting guide from early game to late game.All i find is PROFIT PROFIT PROFIT PROFIT BEST CRAFT FOR PROFITPROFIT 1000000 divs per hourPROFIT PROFIT PROFIT PROFIT Fucking browns
>>586596326profit crafters are below subhuman. below dalit caste. i don't know why they even bother. what is their goal? it must be some kind of mental illness
>>586595929And? Where is he wrong? Does PoE 2 have drawn-out fights or does everything die to your screenwide projectile spam? You'd have to purposely play a bad build to ever experience what you pretend to want. Whittling down a white mob isn't fun to players. No Rest For The Wicked has the meaningful, combo combat you larp about and you probably shit all over that game.
>>586596392>You'd have to purposely play a bad build to ever experience what you pretend to want.nta but SSF feels much more like an actual gameplay experience. it's actually a testament to how good a job GGG is doing that the game currently supports both the afk netflixwatching 1-button style and something a bit grindier. I had to completely change my huntress build to explosive spear to kill the quest-difficulty Bodach last league, and the winning attempt took like 10+ minutes.
>>586596246Duellist, huntress, templar, marauder, axes, swords, traps, mines, daggers, claws, skills, beast lady, ...
>Jonathan created the 2 G.O.A.T. games.Jonathan is the G.O.A.T.
>>586596392>it's bad that you can screenclear in poe2>it's good that you can screenclear in poe1
good morning
just watched the jonathan interview on chris's channelso every shit decision that plagued poe1 for years was all chris and all the fun ideas were jonathan and markreally activates the old almonds
>>586596535I've never said that. Zooming is fun. Give me more movement, attack and cast speed, dial down the attack/cast while moving MS penalty, give me movement skills that don't cost a mirror or rely on some weird-looking jank. I'm not here to larp as some hardcore gamer. Clearing shit fast with a nice movement skill has been a staple of ARPG's since D2.
>>586596884>Zooming is funNo its not, pajeet. Zooming erases edge between Actual video game and mindless idle/clicker garbage. Poe1 in my opinion is straight up cookie clicker with fancier skill tree. There needs to be balance between zoomzoom and ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME
>RELEASE THE BEASThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80aa199JXm8
>>586596884go play cookie clicker, shitter
>>586596884most people didn't play d2 with an enigma back in the day. even if they did, the gameplay of diablo 2 wasn't zooming because you needed to look at all the shit that dropped on the ground.
>>586597104Why? I have PoE 2.
content creators who are at exilecon are hinting at all classes being announces during the show
>>586597063Stay tuned for tomorrows teaser.t. the zacster.
>>586597225>poo2 clicker! but also>Give me more movement, attack and cast speed, dial down the attack/cast while moving MS penalty, give me movement skills that don't cost a mirror or rely on some weird-looking jank. I'm not here to larp as some hardcore gamer.
is there any POE twitch event today from exiles? Are they just make event on the weekend?
>>586597168Anyone decent at D2 filtered shit out subconsciously and started ladder on Sorc so they could farm efficiently.
>>586597063Whats even going to be his gimmick?
>>586597470>Are they just make event on the weekend?saars...
>>586597419The game is getting faster and faster.
>>586597589why'd he do it?
>>586582671>if only you knew how bad things really were
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLZCoiunwyYZOOMGAWDS WON
Fun'e mark momenthttps://youtu.be/JZqaI2XNNdI?t=103
>>586597767every one of this nigga's builds just ends up looking the same
38 days until 1.0.
>Zaccie is into PokemonZaccie is the retard spamming wunner on here LMAO
>>586597596my lily waifu is offline. I am going to kill myself without amidore to feed her.
>>586598063>seething poowunsissy
>>586598182Kys pajeet, only you cant see thats ai
>>586597756>yotsuba btourist
>>586598257
Jonathan DOES NOT care about daily users
>>586598342HOLY BASED JONAGOD
3 more sleepies until Exilecon
>>586598387poowun will NEVER eos
>>586598342Jonathan DOES care about bots
>>586597898They have to be with how tubbed movement skills are. He showed off the gameplay of one of his builds not using boneshatter and LW on his stream the other day and said he'd quit the game if he had to play GGG's way.
WHEN I SAY JONATHANYOU SAY SORRYJONATHAN
why cant poe1 chads and poop2 trannies just get along?
not wasting time watching exilecon, someone remember to have a melty and shitpost here
>>586598964Your drops sis? they said they're gonna be good this time.
>>586599128don't really care for cosmetics, only bought supporter packs to support the game i liked
poe sisters.. not like this..
>>586599431I thought this homosexual wasn't going
>>586599537Didn't he win a race?
>>586599584LMAO
>>586598934Think about what you're sayingChads and trannies will never get along
Is this the fub?
Ngl skipped allflame same as 0.5.5 as I was getting fed up with the poo1 into poo2 rollercoaster, but now that I fired up a testchar I will miss allflame crafting. Is it going core? Also I aint a poo2 hater but fuck me there's never gonna be another game like poo1, it is just the perfection of the genre. Jungle Ryan was right when he said poo2 is a great arpg but lives in the shadow of the best arpg ever made.
>>586599431why are american gooks like this?
>>586598902TUBSHIT
>>586599928we will hear in exilecon whether allflame is going core. personally I doubt any part of it will remain. Crafting is just too good.Attribute switching might go to the harvest table.
>>586595261Of course, just like the jerry springer show destroys any theatre run. So?
>>586599765that'd be so funny
>>586581056Goddamn his face is like 45.
How's the game going poopooers
>>586598445Yuri?
>>586601723This image made me want to clean my table. thnx anon
Hyped for release especially Shadow
I can practically smell how fat you are
>>586602208this is what ds_lily and amidore are doing in new zealand r.n.
>>586573381Campaign would be great if it was some kind of terraria open world thing where you progress through an area to get to an eventual boss before moving to the next. Maybe just completely randomized story zones with an npc here and there. Having to do the same mind numbing story arc, listening to the same npc drivel, and running through the same zones with shitty quests will never be fun. I thought the whole point of arpg longevity was the rng content
>>586574101Yeah now do hybrid eva/ar. The affix pool is completely fucked and your stats rely on high base values of both ar/eva. As well as hp. For south tree players you already have 4 mandatory affixed. On es pieces you just have two. I'd say ggg is a fucking joke company but I think its redundant at this point.The better solution was literally just using poe1s system but they are too stubborn to do anything "unoriginal"
>>586578439Lmao holy shit. Absolute chink rmt filth of a game
>>586578439>only 50% of players are botsThat's pretty fucking good even for a paid game with a lot of RMT. D4 is about 50% bots and there's basically no reason to even RMT in that game. I'm just concerned that once botting is free it will be 20:1 bots to people.
>>586603798chris once joked that the average poe player quits before they kill hillock.
>>586578439>1.2 million people don't get past 5 hours of gameplayuh pooptwotroons?
>>586592574She's jewish
>>586598342S-standardchads??? Our response??????
Jonathan won.
>>586589302When you're a carnivore and you grab an animal and rip them open at the guts, do you think your bothered by eating a little poop? How do they handle the turds that come out of their meals?
I think it's funny that Fubgun won't appear in public because he's over 400lbs and brown.>>586599537No he was just baiting his paypiggies to buy his ticket for him.
Wasd sucks
>>586598964what's there to see at tubbath-con?>hi I'm tubbothan tubbers from niggger games here proudy to present tub of exile poopoo >my biggest fullest release in a tub to date!>please enjoy!>fartshitting noises ensueamazing wow can't believe you won't be here to see this live anon!
>>586596518That just means you suck at the game anon. First time fighting bodach for me took 5 seconds. No i didn't use a guide or follow a streamer build
>>586574945If PoE keeps players coming back, why are there less players in every post Settlers league?
>>586598964One doomsissie down! There is plenty more that will bump the thread, so no worries.
>>586597419Why do you think they added mageblood? You know how this is gonna turn out dont you? Its not going to be what you want. Every league will introduce speed. Your opinion is irrelevant
>>586604863Because they made a better game that even more people come back to
>>586604863They stopped making good leagues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEBkhT1K7A&t=1201sJonathan did a thing
>>586599930Hes canadian
>>586604913poe2 has been fast since 0.1.
as a poe2 blaster(tm) but poe1 tourist, who started when it was clear 0.5.5 was the same as 0.5, I can see how doomfags are right.after you get over the retarded mouse movement barrier (I still use W for move tho, with mouse for directions) poe1 is objectively the better game. act1-10 were literally just maze layouts I didn't like much, but the fact you get a shit ton of zoom zoom movement skills and a lot of variety after your literal first mobs in act1 (and vendor) makes the combat directly better than slow "vision" gameplay.I still don't understand half of the mechanics in poe1, but have more fun than in poe2 right now
PoE 1 is objectively the better game in every way. People just gravitated to PoE 2 because streamers and Elon told them to.
>>586605363One 2rist has seen the light, welcome outside the tub
>>586605272Not really no. It had outlier builds but it isn't fast as a general rule. Speed is offered a few select ways. I expect movement skills and general animations for all skills to get sped up over time
>>586605527Poo2 also looks prettier
>>586603934 That was for poe1. I thought poo2 fixed the campaign?
>>586606020lmao
>>586603934I'd be surprised if any f2p game had a median player time of >1 hour
Anyone else going hard on standard once 1.0 drops? I never gave a fuck about standard in poo1 but admittedly its because i started the game late in 2019. Feels kinda exciting having the opportunity to be there from day 1
>>586606316i remember the median dota 2 time being like 20 hours while the average was like 800 hours
>>586547156This might be the saddest, most pathetic thing I've read in this general. And that's saying a lot
>>586606776Looks like that's according to playtracker.net which has the median hours at 17 vs. 7 for PoE1 and 47 hours (median!!!) for PoE2. I do not believe any of these numbers.
>>586606750...?people are going to be at the end game by day 1. the fuck are you on about retard?
>>586606750It will be polluted with legacy items soon
THANK YOU JONATHAN!
Bros, I don't think my wrist can handle another PoE league...
>>586604989There hasn't been a single league on a 3 month cadence since Expedition, which was in 2021. Meanwhile in the past couple years most leagues have been over 4 months, some almost 5. And one notable even at 11+ months. That's 2+ years of derailed development cycle that doesn't get mentioned even briefly, because it would obviously undermine his image. Not like many people care, this show is anything but sincere. Weird choice of platform too, keeping in mind a moderately soonish 1.0 release. Good for virtue signaling though I guess.
jonathan called poowunners incompetent...
For me its just the tedious mapping and how mindnumbingly streamlined the theorycrafting/builds are.Most of the endgame for the entirety of its existence can be summed up as one or more of the following: "I should use cast on..." "when can I buy rakiatas/garukhans so my damage is tripled" "I have to reroll gemling, witch, or martial artist for my build to work" "Im playing ranged i need +20 to gem levels. Im playing melee I need +20 to gem levels"
the moment poopoo died
>>586594425Holy shitJonathan is OBSESSED with the idea of eclipsing Baldo.He was willing to throw away anything that made PoE a good game to get a chart that shows how FOR ONE DAY, his game had half as many players as Elden Ring.Never during the chase of his own "legacy" did he think >Hey, maybe I should make a good and fun game?
>>586608236>witchhunter, shittiest ascend>make combos matterLmao, the memes write themselves
>>586608506he already eclipsed chris tho
>>586608236>>586608506You just found this out now?
>>586608506>co-founder of the company that designed most of the iconic shit in poe1 has a chip on his shoulder over the guy who designed talisman and ruthless
>>586608725Which iconic shit did Jon design?
>>586606750why would you ever play in standard and miss out on the current league mechanics?
>>586608774He single handedly invented tubular Design.
>>586608774off the top of my head, the actual engine, the skill tree, skill gems, support gems, the loot filter.
>>586609023Your head is your ass? Wow.
>>586609023He didn't invent or design them, he coded them because that's what he is: a code monkey
>>586609192must suck to know that mr. tubs is the reason you got stuck in the poowun maze lol
jonathan is great, manwe are so lucky to have him
>>586609285Must suck to know that no matter how much time he wastes into his vanity project, hell never make an untubbed game
>>586609556EOSEOSEOSPOOWUN EOS
>>586608158That is the design philosophy that works for casuals though. PoE1 just gave you skills that you put together, PoE2 gives you ready builds to follow, any deviations culled in balance patches. That's the reason of the games popularity, it is simplified down compared to PoE1, so has a higher reach.
>>586609023all of those were literally chris' ideas
>>586609556uhh poowun sisters, i dont feel so good....
>>586607609I switched to controller for this reason. Surprisingly playable, ofc not the same as KBM but I can actually play without gettinf carpal tunnel again.
>>586609709lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>586607869heard both jonathan and chris created programs for kids and devs in new zealand to create games so it isnt out of the way for him to do a indie dev conference after being invited
poe1 eos fr
>>586609556where do i watch?
he's such a fucking loser how can anyone stand this turd
>>586610471Money
>>586610471did he touch your ass with his cock inappropriately anon?
>>586610471filtered by jamanra
>boot licker is just don't jeet Jonathan hired on fiverr to defend him
