Previous: >>586518549New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>586535913evil horse
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Will you buy it for her?
>>586536010ObviouslyTonight is blowie night afterall
bros is naming yourself GPT God and running 3 clankers based or cringe
>>586535913the cutest uma got me into group A
why is /uma/ so tsundere for currenshe genuinely loves (you) and only wants the best for you.
drama?
Gweetings
>>586535913currensex
>>586536067the most based thing i've seen this hour.
>>586535989?what's wrong nonny?
>>586535913Umatism (340664759) is recruiting TWO people this month!>B+ club>No quota>Please trade and request shoes >Don't die, but please try to at least do your dailiesReply with your FC or search for the club (Pasa danchou) ingame.
>he's pulling for Ramonu
>>586536160Must lick...
>>586536191I'm still undecided until Oguri tells me what to do.
>still zero arguments to pull for ramonuThe gaslighters won..
damn I'm still seeing clankers in round2 global is washed no cap
HUMILATION RITUAL
>>586536252Do whatever you want.
>>586536158its not in the screenshot but he had a Ug0 oguri too
>>586536153I will now fuck your disgusting drama loving used to hell cunt
Suddenly seeing a lot of Pearls and Ayabes in Round 2
>he's not pulling for Ramonu
Remember when everyone told you FM would be good and you should save for herThen some retard said everyone should skip and wait for second FM bannerAnd everyone who didn't pull FM bricked themselves for a season?Yeah, Ramonu is that all over again
>>586536289bejita-kun... it almost happened to me yesterday
>>586536191Not only her but I'm also pulling for KYS Miracle.
Zephyr's tits in my face.
>falcoposters trying to sabotage gullible anons
>>586536279i have two big arguments
>>586536347>lose 2-3 people every month>day 2 and they STILL have two open spotsno one wants to be a part of your shit show
What do I do now?
>>586536143
I'm skipping GM because it is a shit scenario literally the worst scenario in the game, so I will not be pulling for Ramonu
>>586536497Join a discord club that recruits from discord, or join a discord club that recruits from /uma/
post em.also uma&co is looking for 2 trainers to join this A+ club! ~50m monthly quota
>anons are considering skipping thisLmao what's worse than being a faggot
>>586536474>engagement ring in a boxuh, I thought ramonu wasn't for (you)
>>586536497join mambo
>>586536532What wit card will you use for l'Arc CM?
>>586536497DIEShould've joined HonseFun when I gave you the chance!
>>586536497>Discord Club with *>Discord Club with Discord and RedditorsWell?
>>586536497>club with the biggest schizo in here and dicksword>club that recruits from dicksword and has a dickswordI'm sorry bro maybe you could wait a few more days and throw your ID in the thread again
I always bring 2 debuffers. If you're a loser who loses just because of a little stat loss don't blame me for your limp dick
>>586536497>>586534729I reroll I guess, 7 and umanko 4 and discord club
>>586536497i dont recruit from discord i barely use it its psyops from shitposters
>>586536646they think l'arc is 1wit scenario. let them brick.
>>586536610>he believed the larperNever believe the troons that claim umas aren't for youEvery single one of them is, and Azuma confirmed it
>>586536610stop nyoticing
>>586536606She's got face cancer. I don't want to watch that thing grow and grow and eventually kill her. It'd be miserable. I'm skipping her.
pedo down
>very first match of the day is a podiumI'm fucking winning platinum anons
>>586536732What do decks look like during L'arc?
Island is a 5 speed scenario if you don't have 5 speed and Mayano cat gun you're bricked
>>586536692so much sex in one image
>>586536647you're not Honsefun danchou tho
>>586536582I wish every 3 pace team a very happy DIE.See you guys in the finals.
Brocked 15 times. Fucking 6 pace lobbies minimum. I'll do the last one in shitter hours.
>>586536067yesterday I faced off against a clanker bakushin with six guts cards, UG3I started kneeling on the spot even though they finished 8th
1/3/4/4That first ticket made me uncontrollably angry, everything that could go wrong went wrong there, late starts and awful mood on all races
>>586536642tell danchou to boot a flatliner
>>586535913Get rekt Curren-chan
>>586536942isn't 3 pace bad though
I'm curious to see everyone's top 5 umas, here's mine
New spin off game idea: you get a random mob uma and you train her over a month IRL (reset every month). Your rivals are all actual players and their mob uma. You have some degree of customization for your mob uma by suggesting stuff to her (hairstyle, racing outfit).
come dirt with me so I have a reason to get up603405596034055960340559
>he might be pulling for Ramonu
>>586536945I keep getting stuck behind Machan's fat fucking thighs
>>586536647well said Horsefun danchou thoughbeit
>>586537017Yeah but they block my lates with their fat asses.
Is global already facing the Senkou Wall? I don't actually remember when that started
>no uma stan king>sprint A king>only two golds curvature and see yaking is too strong...
>>586537029That requires effort. John Cygames bans everything that does
>>586537073
>>586537071pretty good face if you never draw and used a mouse.
it would be really nice if the ramonufags told me ANYTHING. instead they're smugposting and explaining nothing
>>586537073>>586537162>gets bullied to death by random ramen store owner>get bullied by social media AI
>>586537027
>>586537201read her story on your own, it's free on the website posted in the OP
>Some something Meta>Something somethng BrickI pull for Ramonu because I like umas with huge tits.
>>586536497Uma&co is at least still an /uma/ club
>>586537201>2 wit bonus>1 sp bonus>max skill hints on theseShe's the tax wit card
>>586536497uma&co is chill you should join usthere is a cord but it is optional i'm not part of it
>>5865370456/9
>>586537258Damn, is this the power of ace and parent farming?
jigg:https://jiggie.fun/8AkVrphttps://jiggie.fun/8AkVrp
teio bwo...
Podium of unluck. If I get a podium, the ticket will not get the 3 required wins.
>>586537396Her strength has never been the point of contention, it's her lifespan.
>>586537405sometimes I wonder what happens in the clubcordI'm sure the 6-7 people in it sure are having fun
>>586537027desu is just ayabe. oguri just happen to be a good parent/item farm and I had a front era for the early CM
>>586536369it's a shame she's a paceslopper
>>586537407if you do more tonight i might join if my borrows dont rape me
>>586537027I have 18 umas at 100M though
>>586537201ramonu sucks. never pull. never get gaslit.
Okay, finally, another chance to face another Sweepy trainer mano a mano. This time I'm gonna win
>>586537162he's right. too erotic
>>586537027Oguri got 2nd mostly by clankingI don't think I've even ran a manual GL career with her yet
>>586537627Fine Wife
>>586537627WIFE Motion!
>>586537630Dios mio... El front main...
>>586536452wtf i think I queued into yount on the urara
>>586537627so pretty....
>>586537627Sex with the Satono Cow!
>>586537658Waaaai
>>586537674
>>586536582nakayama is there for moral support
>>586537929but I love debuffs
>>586537484her lifespan as the best wit card in your deck depends on your style and pull plan.Her lifespan as the 2nd best wit card for every style is like 1.5 years
>>586536582>2/3/2/1got my A finals, nice
>>586537027I love my nagging licker wifeI love my Edokko shortstackI love my tryharding first-rate kingI love my secretly perverted American yamato nadeshikoI love my dumb as bricks nail-polishing gyaru
>>586537929We love Ruby here tho
>all these finemo posters>i never see anyone using her in room matches/CMshmmm, nyaruhodo...
>>586537027Maruzensky for fan runs, Oguri, Dober and Ryan runs are parents/grandparents for Nature.
>>586537958uraraGAWD
>>586537998>her lifespan as the best wit card in your deck depends on your style and pull plan.I'm planning to main fronts. I don't like playing other styles. Should I pull on her? I don't know how decks look like post-GM.
>>586538046I chill in Open
>>586537929is rubae the only "debuffer" that's allowed past the debuffer ban or is she also neutered?
>>586537027I was raped...
Watching my King steal first at the last couple of frames so many times today made me really like Late Surgers and King's sweaty animation. I'm glad I built 3 aces and didn't bring double debuffs like my first CM.
Just went against a guy from Mambo in CMMan, this club really fell off... weren't they trying to hit S?
>>586537784Diabro... your sight reps...>>586538026Ruby would do this to her pessimist trainer (as a last measure)
Guys is Mejiro Bright actually retarded?
>>586538131if you only ever run fronts then your priority is bourbon wit. After Gm 1 wit becomes the standard, so Ramonu becomes a relatively rare inclusion in your decks. That means Ramonu would be a card mainly just for GM for you
>all those maru fansdanchou loves you
>>586537557kk
>>586538260AAAAAH I DIDN'T PAY ATENTION TO HOW LOW IT WAS!
>>586537027Kind of surprising. I guess the bond point update was recent enough to make those 3 overtake the other umas that have more fans
>>586537929why?
>>586538046I used her in the previous sprint CM and that's it, maybe on the next regular mile CM she will be back on my team
>>586538307>all the meta cucksyeah no shit
Hmm. Umapyoi.
maruzensky runs this general
>>586538486i will support your chest ok
>>586538046I dont have her....
>>586538486first good JP post this thread has seen
>>586538423She's an absolute cunt in helios story
>>586538486how big are her boobs if they weren't compressed?
>>586538598>this threadwere only 156 posts in, so that can changetranny
>>586538575Go to your nearest Irish embassy to claim your Fine Wife
>>586537045thank
>>586538623oh bc the irl ruby and helios thing
>>586538046i pulled for her when i fell for the propaganda back when she first released but i'm an anti-paceslopper so she's pretty much just mile TT for me
glasses sex
>>586538780>umas when they get assigned a female traina
>>586538828Damn that's a nice image.
>>586538714*this generalsorryunfortunately JP posters tend to be the trannies so keep your projections to yourself
>>586538828how do the glasses stay on if they don't have human ears?
accept my goddamn application and this could be (YOU)
>>586538778Easy on the Almonds, its NNN
>>586538746>Waiting until shitter hours
>>586539008What an atrocious image
If kita is good for long what is NY Kita good for outside of parenting?
>>586539051at least look at the pic
>first two entries I go exactly 1 out of 5>getting discouraged and convinced to redo>suddenly King goes bananasGroup A has been a roller coaster
>>586539079medium, imagine xoguri but front
>>586539079Medium
>>586539079mediumshe's only a medium parent too
I don't want to spend all my books because I do want to have enough for Taiho/Marche but I also want this stupid horseshoe to finally be gone. I was able to get rid of it for Potential leveling but not for this.
Now that the dust has settled, is it time to admit that Forever Young is actually a mid-tier horse that only got lucky because better opponents got scratched or racing in more prestigious circuits?
>>586539286retard
>>586538131l'arc ace decks tend to be:2 or 3speed/1wit/1pal/1flexobviously, if you decide to force 2speed then you're opening a flex BUT you're usually running 3speed.there is a mile LoH and a sprint CM where you can comfortably run two flex which opens up the possibility of 2wit (though there's usually an important power/gut utility card to borrow instead).as stated a few times prior, if you are a dedicated front main then ramonu actually doesn't make too much sense BUT it does mean you're forced to pull ancestors.
umas should run barefoot
procrastinated making aces, scraped by into group Awho am I running (Front)?`I decided on Suzuka and Machan but who's the third?
When are we getting the winter coats? I need them NYOOOOOW my umas will catch a cold in this winter season
I'm genuinely shocked by how good she is. True tensai mahou shoujo. The other two are just chilling
>>586538303>>586539342Is it the same for pace chasers? McQueen wit is a pretty big deal too, right?
Finally. Round 2 has not been kind to Dober
>>586539207>>586539225>>586539246>586539246you're telling me frontGODS have a chance of winning mediums again?
>>586539286Forever Young is just like me who competes in Group B competition
>>586539482yeah but mcqueen wit comes out 1.5 scenarios after ramonu
>>586539369You just want to sniff your trainee
>>586539521Medium is now front territory gwocho
>>586539494ssssssssssssllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttt
>>586539580*****...
>>586539601
>hakuraku a match that I lost>estimated win rate: 93%
alright2 more
>>586539494why did they give her hip cutouts?
>>586539342I was the guy that originally asked, wouldn't it be better to pull ancestors then because you settle with 1 spark and free up your borrow slot, unlike Ramonu that forces you to borrow for Ancestors?
>>586539571*until neo universe comes out*that's one (1) CM where NY kita is the meta
>>586539646I'm not that retard shitter
>>586539559
>>586539716You know how gambles work right
>>586539716*****...
>>586539497You got to motivate her anon!
>>586539390kneeling to a sweepyGOD again
>>586539730if you pull ancestors and skip ramonu you don't free up your borrow slot, you will be permaborrowing ramonu instead of ancestorsalso for 1/4 GM CMs ancestors isn't even out, the meta is ramonu + throne
>>586539716players win and winners play, it's just how it is.
>>586539716Happened to me in the finals once
What the hell is with this outfit?
Stop making me horny for Arden
>>586538634Daiwas boobs expand to fit the container they’re in
>>586539497>love at first sightDober when men
>>586538938Stop noticing.
>>586539742>t.
Now I get it the Curren being the dramawhore meme
>>586539559I meant the actual winter coats, you know... The black coats that Copa Copa and Bumpkin Idol girl wore during the christmas event story sequence
>>586538938Wait...
>>586539869How exactly do you motivate Dober?
>lobby has more paces>my paces’ midrace usually denies their accelerations and my sole End Closer wins>Lobby has more End Closers>I get washed by the opponents Pace
>>586538938Ask him
What happens when a Sweep Tosho Expert meets a Sweep Tosho Completionist? Find out in the next episode!
>>586539742>>586540048
>>586540234it means you suck bro
>>586539896suuuuuuuurely there will be CMs that require you to drop a wit card
Yep that's my uma musume
>>586540301maaaybe you could cope without ramonu for the long CM
>Rice's dream is to buy a 500 piece colored pencil setWhat's stopping you, they aren't that expensive.
>>586540259>one didn't set Sweepy as first (main)Immediate disqualification
>>586538938
>>586540331god souls faggots are the most obnoxious RETARDS around its not even funnyand no im not ONLY arguing about HUR DUR DS2 IS THE COMING OF CHRIST but EVERYTHING they say
>>586540105I know, I just wanted to post Orf
RYAN LOVE
5 wins on the final ticket
>>586540232Post your fat, girthy, heavy heart shaped hand gesture to motivate her
>>586540331dark souls 2 kind of an embarassment to the series thoughbeit Umamusumereal redpill is Sekiro clears Elden Ring
>>586540259The answer is that Camping Taiki wins. But the Completionist reigns supreme
>>586540550>spoilerholythough I need to play sneed still
>orange club>deports all mexicans
>>586540539
>>586540048Kaite you can stop seething about me invading your rooms gwo
oh shitmy first podium win this cm with ryan on top got me into a finalsim gonna get raped
>>586540232Aroma therapy.Unironically, it's one of her mood down events if she smells bad,
I am incredibly attracted to Still In Love
my halo only has 800 wit, maybe I'll try to remake her.
>>586540105Not even JP can use these freely. They show up here and there but you can't put it on them in the front page or even under Trainer notes.
>>586540570I didn't give you permission to post that.
>>586540679Any teenaged girl would have a mood down if they knew they smelt bad
Sweepy-chan, no!! Do you know what sharing mana means? Haven't you read Fate/Stay Night?
>>586540734sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>586540779umas don't have rights
changing gears good for dirt mile CM or no?
>>586540648seven...EIGHT NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting new trainers before GM starts >B+ (going for A should we max members again)>15m quota >no more flatliningreply with your ID or send in game request with /UMA/ on profile
>>586541024>quota>b+fucking lmaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhorren to top it off<
>>586540818WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>586540648>1 win out of 5 789sGive browns an inch and they'll take a mile
>>586541024What will be the new club's name
>>586540928Yes it is
>>586540993
>>586540928yes dear
>>586541108>Caring about scrimmages WR and not the actual CMYeah you are the brown here, get off my dick already clown
>>586541024>15m quotabwo
>>586540825What does it mean to share mana?
>>586541024>15m QUOTA for B+HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
Tarumae's tits are so big holy shit
>>586541221Post your plats You won't pussy
>>586541274It means SEX, Bourbon. It means exchanging mana through BODILY FLUIDS, such as SEMEN
>posts all the rooms * loses>seethes badly when he wins and doesn't even post itPatheticImagine being a schizo to a schizo
>>586540550>spoilerOnly normies think otherwise. It's quality vs quantity: the games.
>>586541024>15m quotaGoddamn what happened to ExcelUma
winning by multiple lengths in a sprint feels damn nice
>>586541174>teamI have my OWN kingdom.
>crying over 15m Leeches never cease to amaze me
>>586541357That's why this place will never get any better, the people who hate on the schizo are almost as schizophrenic themselves
>>586541097>>586541243what's the problem with a quota for an A club
>>5865414272mama...
>>586541024>all these replies intimidated by less than a day of fanfarminggrim
>>586541449your a faggot and your club is a shit show if you need a quota for B+ or A
>>586541320THE TRUTH MUST COME OUT
>>586540697heyyyy...
it's about B+ niggers having the audacity to set a quota
>>586541357You have to be a retard to be a schizo by the way so it is no surprise they have single digit IQ
>>586541345 (You)>>586541357 (You)>he thinks we don't know>he thinks he will never not be a loser>retard
>>586541570What chapter was this?
>>586541605leech
Rob Roy making me want Katsudon again.
>>586541501a 15m average would be a B+/B club. that low of a quota for an A-club doesn't even give you grounds for trimming off the leeches. either make the quota mean something or disregard instating one whatsoever. 15m requires literally one clank a day.
>>586541024But do you guys have spreadsheets?How many hardcore autists do you have?
>WON AGAINWON AGAIN>WON AGAINWON AGAIN>WON AGAINWON AGAIN>WON AGAINWON AGAIN>WON AGAINWON AGAINSCIZOS BTFO (*) <----- LOSER MANLET
>2-3>2-3>2-3 with a loss by a headPanicking.>Actual clutch 3-2 last ticketRelief, now I can enjoy the casino more tomorrow and continue sacking my very atrocious winrate.
>>586537724She won 1/20, good enough.
>>586541748Rice is a bad influence on her.
Racing Spirit Stam for CM22 yay or nay? 622 stam and 600 guts
>>586541882***** meds
>>586541889congrats on qualifying, anon!
this thread ruined me because now everytime I hear のに I think about anons erping...
>>586541995sounds good for an end closer
>>586541024tip: since parasites here have a melty when you mention having to play more than once a week, you can have no quota, and just, kick them anyway if they flatline. Nobody will know and even if they complain here about getting kicked they'll get laughed at for not playing the game
>STILL being a seething seth plus manlet
>>586541995No bro this terrain is awful be careful with your stam and pow
How autistic do I have to be to make good umas? I see people talking about looping skills and also going to old scenarios for unique stuff and I'm wondering how mandatory that stuff is or if it's just minmax stuff
>>586541730I'm in an A+ club nigger
>>586541995Remember to account for 4 debuffers.
>>586541882Kitasan rape
>tranny[-]
>>586542103do tell more
>>586541770we have autis/uma/ with a 45M and now Tamalove with a 30M oneI don't see the problem about a 15M quota for Exceluma, we all know it's only an excuse to cut off 0 fans leeches since there's always two or three carries able to shot the rank up
>>586541882Never take your meds again
don't even joke right now
>Anhero Umama
>>586542128It helps with learning skills and not relying on cards. Try making aces until you feel like you don't have enough skills, then loop.
how is daylight savings time real
wahey>>586534796>>586538956COME BACK B*TCH
>>586542147>>586542110>>586542067You guys convinced me to buy another recovery
all my goats... escaped...
>>586542128depends a bit on what style you run. Fronts and lates are most reliant on parents because fronts need a bunch of skills and greens for groundwork while lates have no cards currently that give them good mid race so have to rely on their parents to inherit those skills. If your goal is just to qualify for a finals (which it should be, the final race is always won by the luckiest uma, which often doesnt mean the best), then you can get by with just borrowing strong parents and having your own budget ones.
>>586542128racing spirit stamina is good but you don't particularly sneed it to winyou typically just need to loop the 1 or 2 accels good for the track unless you're a fr*ntie main in which case yes you do need to be super autistic
>>586542140Leech.
Umajp has an A rank club with a 20m quota who cares.
so which fag is V and which is umama? they sound like the fucking same old mentally ill drivel to me
>>586541823
I'm late to round 2. How is it going?
>>586542370people just bitched and complained about their seasonal depression so some guy jokingly made the suggestion but then people went with it.
>>586542528eh i got in im already deleting all my sprint follows
>>586542318cb is hotter and cuterbut ace is very fuckable (by a white male, such as myself) as well
>>586542128skill are what separate decent and good umas, just borrow a parent and steal their whites, no need to go to old scenarios
>>586542468Neither of them is at this point. You can tell when the skinwalkers take over if you spend time here
>>586542397Remember that people (me) will be running triple debuff that's specific to enemies healing in dirt tracks so make of that what you will.
>>586542540kafe sexo
18/20 today. I think Sweepy decided to stop stealing the spotlight in the last two tickets and let Taiki and Taishin pick up a few, what a kind soul she is.
>still believing the skinwalker bitlol
Yay!
a tip for leeches: there are a lot of no-quota spots for you in /vm/ clubs, which would be very happy to host your parasite assesThey always have a melty with the mere mention of a quota too, you will feel at home there
>>586542628>skinwalkerthat there's a faggot word. so which one of the two are you agp troon?
>>586542140Hopefully they kick you so they can do better
>>586542026Thanks, bwo. Feels sillius that a sprint can make me feel tense but getting into A to get minimum gibs feels much better need what I can to start prepping for GM and now I can enjoy these races as intended.
>>586542730>he thinks skinWALKER aren't real
Qualified with my first ticket thanks to Dober randomly deciding to lock in. She more than doubled her win count today. I hope I get a jobber finals lobby....
>>586542128zerogame is just luck at the end of the day
Is 80m quota comfy for an A+ club?
I skinwalk as myself
>>586542920Yeah, anything above 60M should filter out the leeches.
>>586542649well can't win them all I guess
200m a month is comfy jfc
90% of the men here should have their MEN pass revoked.
>>586543005But why
including any creek/ardan or whorren tranny
>>586543005You will never be her
>>586542128>How autistic do I have to be to make good umas?Not very. Just get the big generalist cards that come with each scenario, use the auto to get parents with decent skills and affinity. Should be easy enough to make good Umas with just that.It's just min max stuff. High affinity parents are good for the more consistent distance S though
I decided to read Creek's story and good lord it's literally a young and vulnerable trainer getting groomed by an uma
>>586543058because they don't want me :\>>586543117die <3
>>586543198you are nothing more than a cumdumpster to me
>>586543005I want Arden to make me a man
>>586543198I think that's a very biased and reductive way of looking at things
I want to see the Ocean
>>586543191A sensitive young trainer and his future ex wife
>>586542820go join a real club instead of hiding in B+ if you want a quota lol
Still In Love = wifeArden = pleasure slave
everything in here is just a copy of a copy of a copy PLEASE get some new material
>2/1/2/3>qualified for A finals on the 20th raceYep that's me, I'll just be taking my Neicha place on the podium.
Doto...no...
>>586543316I'm in a real club
>>586543301exactly what I mean, dumbass """"""man""""""
>>586543443>sandbagging a shitter finals lobbyEasiest plat of your life
>>586543461Sorry, I just shrimply prefer Dober
>>586543443It's all about getting there.
All mejiros are sexy except Ramonu and Palmer
>>586543589hi...
>they just got two 100m earnershmmm guys... the narrative?
I miss the real Ardan anon
>>586543707>100m>earnerslollmao even
>>586537027TOKAI TEIOIKEYOOOOOOOO
>>586543707Aiming for A rank this month?
>>586543669Now we're talking....
>>586543707who?
>>586543191
>>586543932THAT clubuma&co
>>586541124I'm divided by two names so far...>>586541823sadly I'm the only autist I think, and all my spreadsheet nowadays are about fish keeping, so thats why I never post them. also why u think I'm changing names?>>586542070I find the meltdown caused by the quota post funny
>>586543883I'm glad we got to take a few days off for this trip...
>>586542128Depends on what you want. Getting to A finals is piss easy. I just throw whatever highroll I have no parenting involved just whatever 9* I have and a borrow. Winning finals requires severe autism and/or luck.
>>586543707>filled with 100M earner and 50m earneruma&co is going for A this month!
>>586544074insanely based, ryan danchou
>>586543707who? what?don't niggerpost with agnes
>>586542128i only burn like 20-30 borrows to make my three aces but i'm spending two+ weeks on parents for that CM. the reason it's important is because there may be a skill or two that are VERY important for a uma/style but dedicating an entire card slot to generate that skill would be quite detrimental.could you rely on just the borrow legacy for the inspiration? sure.could you gamble with shop hints? sure.but the reason i'm only having to dedicate a handful of days to ace-building is in part due to having two fully fleshed out legacies that feed me 1) the very important skill(s) 2) strong but optional skills that you couldn't otherwise generate 3) higher chances at S-aptitudes due to affinitiy and 4) additional stats and SP from better inspirations.a decent middle-ground is to hunt a hyper generic grandparent (on a generally okay inherit, if you care) that offers strong style and/or distance agnostic skills that essentially any unit would want (ramp up, slipstream, tail, uma stan, speed greens) along with some strong scenario-exclusive skills (some of the racing spirits from URA) and just always utilizing it as your grandparent. this takes care of a rather annoying part of the parent process but the pink spark may not align with that specific CM.
>>586544104Why is the background in this image Japanese Oregon Trail
do NOT queue
>>586543294I'm not a Tachyonfag, but I love Tachyon. Something about her clicks for me.
I suppose I can still wait to see if any other A+ clubs are looking for new members. It was 2 weeks to be eligible for monthly rewards right?
>>586544074Hi danchou
GRADE A FINALS SECURED!PARTICIPATION REWARDS GUARANTEED!
>>586544320yeah, first half of the month is still fair game
>>586544294ok
>>586544320A+ clubs don't want you little man
>>586544320no one will want to recruit a guy later on the month just so they can get free gibs from the hard work on the ppl already in the club, join now or die leech
>>586535913First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but I still haven't given up on hitting A, so we do have a (small) quota. With your help we CAN make it to A. However retaining our status as a chill club is more important, I'd rather never reach A than force our club members to do fan runs.Anyway, the quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.Just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career.If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>586544027What about LeFishe2
>>586544320check the renty in the op and see who has spots
Stop posting Kitasan it makes me want to jerk off
>>586544503I'm requesting the hoes
TOYOTA
>>586544575no milking the snake, nonny....
>>586544320They're all full, you could try the other board but idk if they have spots. Try next month
>>586544320anything can happen. 2**** joined dacchis 5 days after the recruitment craze died down, and seems like he's happy in that club since he hasn't left yet
>>586544027>exceluma is changing namesnyooooooo my retirement plan is gone
>>586536497Join /uma/chan.
>>586544475Mambo recruited a guy on the 14th and he saved the club from relegation twice
>>586544503don't let seething shitters bring you down. All that separates A from B is being willing to kick flatliners
>>586544656That bcuz Allen don’t want him back
>>586544503>the quota is 15millionbwooo
>>586544649i refuse to believe anyone here is actually not jerking it for the entirety of november, this place is nothing but coomers
>>586544503change your play style away from you do you first
>>586544949stfu V
OOOOOOOOOH LOOK AT ME JP ANON SOOOO UNIQUE HEHEHE
Since all the paces get bunched up at the end, prideful king has been pretty reliable on my late.
>>586544974can confirm, I just lost earlier to teio, as per usual.
>>586545017It's true though
>>586545028yaeno WOULD say this
>>586544656>he hasn't left the club full of erp fagswoah no shit dude
>>586544974why would they?
>>586545028
>>586545126But he left Uma&RP?
I genuinely feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read this
Time to kick back and chow down!
I really wish the commentators in races stopped yelling non stop the name of the uma that is going to win, kills all my tension
>>586544318yeah, her body
>>586545201the only one who does erp there is *itriol, the rest are normal
>>586545209kick forward strongly
>>586544320Just join RiceBstGirl no one else wants you attentionwhore
>>586545102clack clack clack clack clackclackclackclackTUM TUMYAAAAAAAAAAAENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586537027No clue how Jordan is at half of City/Palmer. I was grinding casuals and hers came much faster somehow.
>>586536582I'm the wiggler from here >>586541889 Despite going 9/20 today, it's better than the 8/20 I did yesterday so...improvement? A finals is still A finals, so I'll absolutely still take it.
>>586545028worst part is that it's probably stolen
>>586545209hishiama makes me have a stroke too sometimes
>>586545216New condition:Slow metabolism...
>>586545209This is a sexual innuendoHope that helps
>>586545308kick forward hard with renewed vigor
>>586544340hey
>>586545308when you're getting your back stretched out?
>>586545508Shut up Tyler
>>586545209>nine months after hishiama procs it
>>586545563ok
I HATE SPRINT SLOPI HATE SPRINT SLOP
I would have a much more favorable impression of end closers if the meta ones were hot and not taishin
>>586545690that's why lates are the best
>>586545689This, I want long cm back
>>586545689retard
>>586545690inari is hot though
>>586545575Upping her count’ll be a mustShe’s carrying more than one it looks like
>>586545792True, but she's not really meta
>>586545689>mediumslopXogger and Kitasan White>longslopKitasan Black slop>milekinoUntouched and unmolested.>sprintslopOnly the first sprint CM was kino.
>>586545690Taishin is literally the only ugly one
>>586537027I've been breaking my back doing these fan runs
idk if i wanna explode die or something else ugh
>>586545690be careful what you wish for
>>586545690>taishin>sweep>hishi>ayabe>gold shipall sexo in their own way.
tag your uma at the bottomnishino flower for me for some reason
>>586545265That's not it because I'm into flatties. If I have to put it into words, I suppose it's because she feels like a cat?
>>586545891I've won with every style on Mile so they are automatically kino
>>586545689Sprints and miles are the best THO
>special week at the topdisgusting
>>586545954I see a sneak.
>>586545690bvro??
>>586545954Wait a minute...
>>586546256I get ready at the starting gate like that.
>>586545924
>>586536289KEKjita the JOBBER
>with half-tp gone, the club ranks have all stabilizedhmm, perhaps we didn't need to kick those low-earners.
Easy game.
>>586546429until next half tp
Easiest CM of my life, 80% WR in the second round
I remember that one anon that complained about pace Gold Ship in a mile cm and laughed
>>586546429it's mostly half-tp and flatlining causing rank drops
I know youre here
>>586545978I want to explode with you die of old age do everything else together and my creativity ran out for the 'ugh'
strong looking brian
The sea is a nice place
>>586546521RNG was always a cope.
>>586546569my old fireteam is returning
>>586546592really
>>586546631THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>586546708no
>>586546569MAKE HIM COME BACKalso god will they ever make destiny 3
>>586546725?Sometimes it’s left
>>586546708yes
>>586546569isn't destiny dead for marathon
>>586546681
>>586546865no they're making destiny a thing again after marathon flopped
>>586546725God I can't wait for Rings of Power. Going to watch all of my right wing chudosphere grifters
it's that easy
>female trainer Fuck off tranny
>>586546760>>586546812which is it..........
my favorite uma is Mr. C.B.what does that say about me?
>>586546771 >>586546683>>586546865 >>586546958IM NOT TALKING ABOUT DOG SHIT BUNGIE GAMES>>586546981weird flex but okay
>>586547064my reply was the correct one
>>586546498>Pasa>NishinoYou didn't win>>586546991>Nishino>Cheerleader HaloYou didn't win
>>586547064one says yes, do you need more?
>>586546725>>586546981THERE IS A TEMPEST IN ME
>>586547082>>>/r/eddit
>>586546384you need to be 18 post here
>>586546429they can low earn in B where they belong
>Taishin>Taiki>TamamonoTTTYou won
>>586537027Took me a while to find where the page was.
>>586547181this, except for creek, still and whorren
each of them got a victory, now to anticipate the finals
>>586546958I don't believe you. They triple downed on Marathon and there's no way they lose face by bringing Destiny back
>>586547181Rude...
>>586547305literally read their post
>>586545690only genshinvre is meta so
>>586547305>there's no way sony would lose face by doing XLOLLMAOROFL
>>586547305I don't even follow this dogshit series and you haven't heard?
>>586547305Unless the profits is high enough
>>586547096He's ignoring youHurt people hurt people y'know
I don't pay attention to video game news
>>586547064i hate it when cute bue cries
>>586547257>Creek
Another CM, Another Bronze.
>>586546958>no they're making destiny a thing again after marathon flopped
>>586547460>He's ignoring youthat much is obvious, and it makes me ANGRY
>>586547175idk im not feeling well so would rather go out beforea anything hapens to no t hurt nayone
I just don't want to talk with you now
>>586547542Why do Creekfags insist upon themselves?
>>586547145but I did
>>586547351>>586547372>>586547438>>586547440https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/bungiecommunityupdate_10_27FUARK IS THIS WHAT BEING VEGETA FEELS LIKE
>TP 99/100umasumi
>>586547642Wouldn't know, I'm not a south american, eternally living in the 90s
so what did we learn?
Is this parasocial nigger really going to spam the photo of this tranny all year long?
>>586547715Stallions are shit
"accidently" rubbing my trainees butt during a post race thigh massage
>>586547715Oguri soup tastes like butter
I'm back to not enjoying this CM anymore
bros I'm not liking building for the dirt cm, feels like debuffers are gonna murder everyone together with the terrain debuff
I wish I had a big penis.
>>586547792Cafe has a small tight and firm butt.
>>586547736pearl gets the same treatment and i don't get it desu
>>586547961I act like that
I'm taking a break from Uma Musume and installing Warframe. What am I in for?
>>586548041Grinding and shit
anons aren’t in the threads 24/7 like you freaks
>>586547715SAVE YOUR FUCKING PROGRESS EVERY 30 MINUTES EVERY FUCKING TIME SO YOU DON'T LOSE 7 HOURS BECAUSE YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON ON REFLEX>>586547920If you cannot stick your erect penis inside a water bottle,you are more than enough
>>586548041Don't do it it's not worth it gwo you have better things to do with your time then warframe
>>586547920no you don't. real life isn't like your hentai, women don't like it when you bump against the cervix
>>586547961Cafe gets fat easily. Just imagine her butt.
>>586547961she's cumming every time you touch her there
>>586547961>small tight and firm buttvery nice
>>586548116My wife likes it when my penis wraps around the top of her womb from her anus though.
>>586548041dated as fuck. i played for a week and i was genuinely confused how people still played something so fucking shit (outside of sunk cost and nostalgia).
>freaks aren’t in the threads 24/7 like you freakstakes one to know one
>>586547981bro is in heat
>>586548228Wait... is Tosen Jordan hot?
How do you cope with the fact that you will never have this irl?
>>586548041I am begging you to choose a better game
Why is there a backseat janny in this thread
bwo...
>>586547961So cat like
DANCHOUKILL THE FLATLINERSOR ILL CRY
>>586548268Same way I deal with being a sexless lonerScream into the void and be a gigantic faggot about it to strangers on the internet
Who was it that drew this? I forgot what club they were from
>>586548347Speedfreaks
>>586536845Generic template, grain of salt, etc.
>>586548268I simply cope with the pain
>>586548268I don't like women and women don't like me
>laid back>175m monthly aiming for the topKill yourself
>>586548263yeah
>>586548268I cope by knowing no man on earth has this either.IRL women are 100% fucking bitches and whores. Girls like this are purely fantasy.
>>586548263Always has been
>>586546569show yourself
AAAAGGHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY WHY I PROMISE IM GOOD TAKE ME PROMISE ME DONT MAKE ME AAAAGHHHHH THE FRAGNMENTS TAKE THEM AWAY IM SEEING THEM STOP STOOP AAAAHHHHH AAAAGHH AAAA ITS FLOWING IN DONT ITS BEEN SO LONG JUST LET ME EXPERIENCE IT WITH YOU ID BE SO HAPPY WHY DO YOU HATE ME HATE HATE I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT BUT YOU DONT WANT TO SEE ME WHY AAAGHHH AGGGHGGG AAAAHHH AHHHHHH aagGHaHHHHHG
>>586548387remember to tell globalfags about the 5 speed strat for Island unless they patch it out before release
>>586548268I don't cope because I already had this many times before, there's nothing special about it
you guys are fucking retarded.
>>586548268>fucking a minorAnon...
>hrt induced psychosis
>>586548506can you do a flip already?
>>586548506who fumbled you this timeor is this a skinwalker
>>586548529That's not kinda nice
>>586548268don't have toalready had real sex with real women
>>586548506It's been a while, Still in melty.
>>586547567Sorry, just saw your post!I'm considering the spot reserved for our former club member until noon eastern time tomorrow. After that, if they don't join, then the reservation is canceled and I'll accept your application if you would still like to join (perfectly understandable if you don't).
>>586548592skinwalker words are not jumbled
>>586548268I just write UmaTore fanfics to cope. Or read romance manga. Or watch romance anime. Anything with romance, to use as a substitute for what I don't have.
>>586547601nyo... mine was genuine at least, feel better anon
>>586548632>Still waiting for your leech to return, instead of taking on a 100m+ new guyListen here now, faggot...
this thread doesn't deserve to have me
el condor sexo
WHY ISN'T MAMBO RECRUITING I WANT TO mambwo...POST AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT
>>586548736why
pregnant still in love sucking your dick
>>586548347mambo actually
>>586548857mambwo....
>>586548632You are cucked beyond belief
>>586548816You're right, none of us have sinned enough to be tortured with your existence
>>586548668THE ZIPPER
>>586548268I have an imaginary gf and can give myself butterflies thinking about cuddling her when I hold my pillow. I basically live another life inside of there.
>>586548668Where's the burger pocket?
>>586548069>>586548102>>586548202>>586548280I need some other grindfest to take my time what's better then? PoE?
where to read umasmut when ao3 is down /uma/?
>>586548889was it? I also have this one saved, I remember they drew it after mambo changed their danchou
>>586548926you aren't ready to know that
Plenty of fish in the sea
>>586548976umadeepseek
>>586548938Go play dragons dogma 2 it’s peak
>>586548938Yes? >>586548990I'm not 100% sure but it was probably bricked since it looks similar to their comics.
>>586548268lucid dreaming
>>586548990yeah, if I'm not mistaken he's not in mambo or a club here anymore though
>>586548917Everyone does this though
>>586548976Download a short story from Literotica and feed it to a locally run LLM alongside instructions to replace all the characters with umamusume
>>586548723>I just write UmaTore fanfics to copeMind sharing with the class?
>>586548268I have many fantasies and none include nice natie so I don't really care.If you meant relationships with women in a more general sense, I've tried some and don't really intend to have anymore of them.
>>586548938just play maplestory classic until you get bored (~15 minutes).
>>586549020Do you know why a ship floats?
>>586548723Dober...
>>586548976is ao3 gone for good? where are all the crazy foids going to be now?
>>586549076What tier are you on?
I want my trainer to knock me up
>>586549132The shapeIn this case trapped airNo worries of that
>opponent hits harder than me>gets brocked by own teammateowned...
>>586549179she has really pretty derbies swingin' there
>>586549132uma warped one why are you quoting rings of power all the time
please give me a pacefag pull plan
>>586549218YWNBAU
>>586549375>see pace card with opera or mcqueen>pull it
>>586549375cards and umas or just cards?
>>586537405Thankfully we filled up before that attentionwhore got off cooldown.
>>586549315Because it's funny and confuses peopleI doubt the majority of people have any fucking clue what happens in that shit show
>>586548865I know kindness exists because I am kind. I know hope exists because I have hope. I know love exists because I love.i know what feeling down feels like and unless you are a terrible person I wouldn't wish that on anyone, specially someone who enjoys something i also enjoy
>>586548938Just watch some anime and read some mangos
>>586549375every human rights card is a pacefag card from now onwards
>>586549375mejiro ryan valentines
>>586549375mcqueen witevery scenario bannercongrats you are able to play pace
ZERO (0) WINS
>>586549110Just realised that I forgot to add that the last sentence is there because I fuck guys now but whatever.
>>586549648Ugly boy
>>5865365823 wins, 2 wins, 4 wins, 5 wins today
>>586549375This is mine
>>586549448cards and umasalso LBs and such
>>586548938play war thunder
What makes a good grand live card
>>586549195Its gonna be down for basically all of November because some 16 year old Indian was using bots to take all the published works to turn into audiobooks to sell by the chapter.
>>586549703still prettier than (You)
>>586548268man, seducing Nature would be so easy
hey bwos
>>586549760>western artist
>>586549746>uhh bwos fronts are so cheap they don't have to pull anything!>meanwhile pacefag planswtf bros?
Lookee here Torena~!
>>586549851what the hell that's hilarious lmao
nyoom
>>58653658218/20. Sweep won 12, Taiki 5, Taishin 1.Sweep won 8 in a row at one point and I had the biggest dumbest grin on my face the whole time
Did you know? Neo Universe is a water type
>>586549912STOP POSTING THIS ARTIST ITS TOO CUTE
>>586549830I recommend buying a premium plane or tank for bonus experience to get through the tech tree faster. Surely you want to experience jet gameplay right now instead of slogging through prop planes
>>586549749you're asking a lot here, anon. better that you shrimply search reddit and/or discords for pull-plans then build your own with the knowledge.
>>586548976It is a real shame. I was even considering posting some Fuji Dom there. Oh well.
>>586549851>some 16 year old Indian was using bots to take all the published works to turn into audiobooks to sell by the chapter.how much Jugaad did he get by doing this?
>>586549912You just need money
>Curren, Chan>Ardan, Nose>Ardan, Nose>Machan, NeckThat was close
>>586549939Is this a camel?
>>586549851>Indians once again ruining everything for everyone
>>586550067POST IT
I ran out of vidya to play while waiting auto run to finish
would you borrow this for making grandparents?
>>586549980My trainee is saggy...
>>586550115old Urara's profile also said that she was a mesugaki instead of le wholesome daughterino
>>586550184>I ran out of the million of vidya that's out there
The proof that for a split second when a Horse is running, all of their legs are off the ground meaning they're flying.
>>586550189unfortunately no
>>586550184
>>586549101I don't write one-shots. I write multi-chapter slowburn. So slow they're still trainer and trainee right now. So no, I cannot share, because there is not enough romance to share right now. Sorry.
>>586550067oh sick you're still writingkeep up the moves, i didnt care for fuji until i read the stuff you posted here (if you are who i think you are)
>>586550115She's a gold digger
>>586550260what's the problem exactly
>>586550029at least jets have nuclear thunder now, tanks still get the AGM spam experience in GRB
>>586549980Dia-chan's soft, girly hands
POST EM
>>586550179Maybe in another thread. I got to rebuild my aces. My Fuji and my King got destroyed today.>>586550280I am the guy that was writing "I want Fuji Kiseki to X me" that usually ended with "Fuji Kiseki gained +2 hints to X" if that is who you mean.
>>586549516They are a terrible person
>>586549830NTA but I have 1k hours in WT, haven't played in a while thoughI pulled the BI plane from one of the scamcha boxes, sold it for 200GJN and still have some of the shekels
You only like Satono Diamond because she owns Sega
i need to scream fuck my life
>>586549980what the hell is she doing with that sleeve
>>586550189it's not much more than a racing spirit: stam+power line which aren't that rare now and usually have extra goodies. it's quite hard to justify skilling ignited power for an extra gamble these days which detracts from the value you may be perceiving here.
>>586550467you still do, ryan. you even turned it into a podcast
>>586544581I got you senpai.>>586544858How many fans do the bottom A clubs typically earn each month anyway?I feel like a big factor for us is how active our big earners are in any given month. Some of them can really vary by a lot each month. Whenever one big earner gets more fans than normal, another big earner always seems to earn less. We actually got a strong new hire recently, but our rank didnt change because our longtime big earner took it easy (by his standards, he was still in the top 10) this month.>>586544979I really feel like 15M a month isnt a big ask, I'd like to think that none of our current members are concerned with whether or not they will reach quota each month. But yeah... maybe I should change it to "log in every day"
>>586549851This is some bullshit->ao3.lifeWAIT ITS REAL
AAAUHHHHFGGGGGGGHHGHG
>>586550326you're competing with other parents that have more key skills throughout the lineage. for example pic
>>586550467do it and attach a SiL picture to it so you also get some (You)s
go on without me bros... I fucked up all my aces have turf S but gets killed by sprint S...
>>586550029>>586550330I had about 4k hours in War Thunder by the time the Hunter jet released. Once they started doing supersonic shit, I just couldnt keep upMiss the game. Flying the J7W1 and going on killstreaks was the highlight of my adolescence
chaser hours
You should be nicer to me
What should I post to get the most of (You) on /uma/?
>>586550421yeah you saved the thread many times (for me at least)
>>586550461Yeah, I'm Sega.
>>586550704uma porn
>>586550704sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>586550704porn always works
>>586550681that's every single hour on here.>>586550694I don't have enough uni images to reply to you with.
>>586550704Cosplayers
>>586550704The uma tierlist with evos + gaslight have gotten a ton of replies lately
cute
>>586550704Umanko
I'm uncomfortable with how many references to my other hobbies, games or videos I watch get referenced in this general when club drama isn't being spammed
>>586537027Wowzers
>>586550704>>586550750Kissing Wonder Acute after she sucks my dick and swallows my cum patting my head after
>>586550808The thought is what counts
>>586550704actual club drama in the form of leaks
>>586550704anything but 3DPD tranny shit or twitter poststhose gets ignored with a passion, while the occasional umanko post gets 20 trillion replies
>>586550840>lesbians and a new uma
>>586550720Sinful body
>>586550891Faggot
Next bread will be toast
>>586550925maybe it's because I'm autistic but I would feel nothing typing shit like thisreading it however I can't stop laughinghow can someone actually type this and press enter
I DONT WANT TO TAKE THEM TODAY
>>586551207eat some croissants earlier, but forgot the salted butter
>>586550925hate the one line sex chat bots, really retarded use of ai. at least use the ones that make a story.
>>586551221like thisplap plap im gonna get you pregnant anon plap plap
>>586551040
>>586550458why would you sell it? there's not really any better things you can buy with them shekels that are better than it. god I wish I had that rocket plane, I bought the albatroz by accident thinking it had CCRP/IP, but that was the japanese one
>>586551251take this insteadHRMMFSPLUUUSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUUUUSHUUU
>>586551287Those are not ai chatbots but a really bad ERPer and a very evil enabler leading him on
>>586550531I don't understand how he of all people gets referenced in /uma/ there's like no overlap
>>586551335how did that make you feel anon
>>586551335Schizos
Uma wife for someone who isn't a pedophile?
>>586551420we had two people post his giant forehead earlier
>>586551392...which is which?
No unique? No problem
>>586551338The fat trio
>>586551439i had a sensible chuckle
>>586551513Not being able to tell means you never paid attention
>>586551520thats how ryans been treating me this cm
>>586551521Umapyoi
>>586551371if you were funny you would've said "GOOSH GOOSH"
>>586551486wrong game, sorry.
>>586551340I play ground realistic mostly so for the most part I play tanks, except for the bunch of annoying planes you can use in GR, I just use the shekels during big anniversary sales for premium time and I bought some premium tanks for money making
>>586551564sprints are cardio, so she isnt pumpin iron
>>586551338Whores
>>586551586Yes
>>586551623gwo I already edged too much and had it raring to go...
I can't believe the Quartering is shitting up our thread
>>586551486
>>586551824>no eggs
>>586551814WHO!?
>>586551338Bodies designed for sex
>>586551719hmmmtrue
Image limit reached.
Semen limit reached.
It's okay to hate Bamboo Memory
>>586552034I blame Bobo, Dia and Ardan
>>586552036No it isn't. She is a good girl.
sad sad sad SAD SAD SAD
>>586552150.>>586552150>>586552150>>586552150
>>586536582my win rate went up coming from round 1 actually
>>586552160fuck off Tyler
>>586550234that's because it was based on her while she was racing, not after she retired
