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reminder that Nami is soft
hate swain
your op is acceptable
sex with men that don't play bruisers
how good is league?
>>586587635You're in luck bro, I only play bruisers
fuck smolder players man they are always toxic as fuck
>play mayhem>forced lowroll into master+ lobbies with silver teammates>play arena>silver teammates that just go afk sometimes because "they have a life" and i don'tXDKILL YOURSELVES XDDD
>>586587635i didnt know low hp bars were that attractive
>>5865879578/10 when you are actively learning it and lowers down to 2/10 when you find out what all the champs do
malz is still broken btw
>>586588246Playing scaling champs is pure suffering half the time so kinda understandable
>>586588460how about u just play ranked like a man instead of these normal game modes so u can be matched with teammates of ur caliber or better yet rank up so u can get better and match those master+ players
>>586588702How so? His lane is definitely annoying but then it’s like immobile mage dependent on team so whatever
Yone!
>>586588751>so u can be matched with teammates of ur caliber or better yet rank up so u can get better and match those master+ playerslol, lmao
>>586588886the ability to selectively and mindlessly target some retard on the enemy team and prevent him from having fun is priceless
>>586588886press r to win button is retarded
>canyons na account is called "concrete jungle"
>>586589126ur probably duo with that lvl 100 or one of the silvers on ur team isn't updated opgg and is gold and ur trying to get freelo off a duo game in hopes the enemy team is lower rank
>>586589972holy reach, just admit ranked is a shitshow and theres 0 reason to take it seriously.
Let's not revert Mordekaiser being immune to cleanse he needs to be able to rape your smite, adc, support, assassin, dog, pizza, curtains, tax deposit, local river gnome and childhood friend
>>586589126sick inspect element dudewhole team is the same division loleput some more effort into ur larp
>>586589972retarded or replying to yourself? or both?
why do they eat shit and then say it isnt shit, what could they possibly gain from it?
>>586590374neither just being truthful>>586590037ur actually retarded and low elo stop typing no wonder ur plat
im not waiting 14 days btw
>>586591398i'm curious what else did you say because if you got banned just for that 2nd line that's retarded. what was the final straw in chat logs you think?
>>586591671no, that was literally it
>no that was litterally itthe scrolling bar on the right says otherwise...scroll down and show the full chatlogs sis...
it's 2026 and people still don't know they can't say fat fuck because of poor gragas
a bit of fill role to remember the roots https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis
>>586592217mb
>>586592363something is wrong with your mic it's loud as FUCK with these phone notifications or something bro
>>586592363literal earrape stream
i am flooding riot support mails with ai generated schizobabbles on hundreds of different accounts until they fix unranked matchmakingalready went through 22 accounts
>>586592743>>586591398izzat lost
>>586592784>>586592964i think i fixed it
Why does he hate me
>>586593406Your insecurity provokes disgust out of everyone around you
>>586593582How am I supposed to feel secure being a faggot everyone hates
>>586593406You use people and discard once securing a better option.
>>586594067Find comfort in the hate
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>586577119and why do you think id want that…
>>586594409Not only is this poster profoundly retarded but this poster is also profoundly retarded
>>586594237It's a doggy dog world so what? Everyone else does it
why are you befriending me if you have a boyfriend
>>586595024does bf mean u cant have friends
Why did they make a mayhem pass where you need to play 150 games? Whos idea was that? I dont want to play this shit anymore but I want the cosmetics
>>586595092if they are insecure about you having friends yes
>>586595012Doesn't justify to contribute cruelty to those who are meant to be close to you.
my gf supports everyone but me
my gf supported (past tense) everyone but me
>>586595098you have like 3 months, you have time
>>586594874sells for a lot black market
Playing Lux makes me feel like such a biofem like when i lock her in i can feel my girldick retreat back up inside my tummy and turn into overies
Not only I efucked your egf I lovebombed her so she gets obsessed with me
>>586595392wow forever is releasing though and I dont wwanna play 2 games
>>586595679thats your problem. mayhems pass does not take 150 games to complete, more like 100 ish id say if you complete the missions which are fairly easy and given how they are 20 minute games they go by quite fast. you have time anyway and even if you dont they're just stupid icons nobody is going to use anyway so its no big deal
>>586595576do you know anything about the lux vs garen mid lane matchup?
feel like a fraud i winstreaked from d4 into masters 500lp but i don't think i changed anything
I put $100 on DK vs BLG did I mess up?
>>586596208who did you bet onDK will clear BLG pretty easyT1 will get knocked out by KCIG beats TESGENG beats LYON 3-2
caught gigathroatcancer I normally speak under my breath insulting my teammates but it hurts so now I'm just silent seething it sucksalso why dont they just make a 1v1 mode already
>>586596464if it hurts so bad maybe kill yourself?through the MAID program perhaps?if you use MAID can you use my referral code xpj8-qsvk-k1bz i get 500$ from every person that kills themselves with my referral code.
>teammate hovers quinn in champ select>someone dodges>accept queue>ban quinn>"WHY DID YOU BAN QUINN NO ONE PLAYS HER I WAS GOING TO PLAY HER"get that shit ass champ out of my face hasn't been viable since season 7 or whatever
>>586596968how could you say something so cruel and bigoted
>>586598524Baus tho
>See Lux in OP>The Thoughts™ flood back in
>>586598890yeah i'd pour acid over a gerbil too
I have not masturbated for 34hours I'm a fucking god
I masturbated yesterday and peed myself when I came
>lux starts inting from minute 4 making pantheon unkillable early game>because their top is losing and we have no bot, everyone just comes mid>can't farm>can't rotate to farm bot because lux just afk pushing botlane until they kill her>can't rotate top because this retard malph who's level 17 and probably duod with lux doesn't rotate mid and just afk pushes top and despite winning lane almost full build wont let me get a single minion despite being level fucking 13 with 2 items>when I go top he rotates bot instead of going to the team>have to literally scrounge jungle camps and any lane possible still at 40 minutes for any inkling of exp or gold>retard viego types "mid gap"genuinely these people deserve to die and their mothers and fathers deserve worse for breeding such a cancer into the world
I’m gonna go all NNN and then hire this skinny pale hooker I know and buy her a jinx costume and fuck her brains out
>be the worst performing player in the whole lobby>BUT MY TEAMMMMM!! MY TEAM MADE ME DO THIS NOT ME!!!!!
>>586600394low effort ragebait try harder
>on smurf>teammate has mental boom>ragebait him>he gets muted >soft int and we losei love this game
>>586600384god i should do the same
>>586598890It's just natural for a healthy ytboi to think like that.
>>586601559i wish i had a cute hotwife like lux that would cuck me with shuriman men...
I wish I was bonnie blue's kid
if i have a teammate who is playing for kda i run it down
>>586601423NorCal?Can give u her number
>>586602428im your dada
>>586602616Why didn't you cockbort me
>>586602596socal and i've never solicited in my life cause i'm kind of iffy about it but i also have hit a dry spell for multiple years now so
>autofilled>3 people asking for their roles in champ select>load in>lowest quality game i've ever seenkeep it up riot gamesi am sure nothing bad can come out of a match where we autofill 4 junglers on lanes they don't play>enemy jg was also autofilledthe game simply couldn't put one of the 4 junglers into the enemy team .... because it just couldn't chuddystop thinking and queue back upthe hamsterwheel won't spin itself!
can someone explain how a 3 level down 2/8 yorick gets one hit away from solo killing an ulting 10/1/10 briarand explain how that's balanced?
>>586603674bro ugh why did it but the reddit border around my post thats so fucking embarrassing
i reached iron 4. now what?
sell
>>586604725it's not the good old days anymore. it's not that worth
on one hand i wanna play leagueon the other i dont wanna play leaguewhat do
>>586604262if you're on NA, climbing is a fun challenge when you get 2 bots on your team that are running on the same PC, usually they'll lock yuumi support and then they'll control their jungle character, it's usually like this until mid silver
>>586604262capri thinks ur stupid
>>586605834i like johnny better as far as constructs go
>>586606159noone asked
What's your guys favorite cp construct?
>>586606159thats probably the more mentally stable take but i am not mentally stable i self insert as character that's made up of seventeen different people and is chaotic neutral ??? entity rather than the chaotic good terrorist.
>>586606471>chaotic goodhe killed 1.5 million people with a nuclear bomb
>>586606894sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window
and they say "why you hate faggots and trans "people""all they have done since 2 days ago is post porn, like a vermin trying to appease a demonic entity what a worthless group of people
Total straggot death
>>586607095did you only find this website 2 days ago,tourist kun?is that why you think the porn posting only started 2 days ago and before it must have been diffrent?
>>586607247>>586607095guys guys, you're both equally inferior to me
>>586605834she just said the gen was slow i basically put doomeranon on my desktop as companion for fuck sake
>some self hating disabled trans arab refugee with internalized homophobia thinks im inferiorbonnie blue calling you a whore type beat
ntm on my internalized homophobia
>>586607843not enough people recognize adhd is a disability, thank you
>>586607095porn addicts being porn addicted, treat them for the shit they are
You wouldn't a fish.
really feel like would'ing a fish.
i look like this
Briar won
>>586608593hot>>586608663hot>>586608907not>>586609080cutebut enough women where is locke?
>>586608907nah you look like this.
i look like this althobeit
>>586609627WOULD
>>586609627you look like this thocaedrel in a wig lmaooo
I look like this...
>>586609956omg sisa are u a biofem!?!?!ign?!?!?!
I'm not transphobic by any means so you know I'm being 100% genuine when I say kindred is the worst lolg oat
>>586609912can u clarify i just looked in the mirror its not even close
>>586610221okay Rell
>>586610230oh actually i showed a recent pic of myself to my lolg and he said i look like emily so while its not great its a woman at least. its also something i used to say in post when she happened to be on stage but no one ever responds to it.
>>586610362you have a lolg?
>>586610302Not Rell but I'd suck the skin off his cock while he calls me a failmale faggot subhuman, o algo
>>586610221im nursing the cocks of multiple lolgs offsite what is your problem are you jealous? do something nice for people, lose the ego.
tfw no transphobic tranny lolg gf duo
the lion is not feeling too good today
>>586610767i can do all of them except for the fourth
>>586600384That sounds amazing
>>586610965why not that one
>>586610760hot
>>586610760I have the opposite of an ego, but yeah, I am jealous. Problem?
>>586611045My heart is set on another
>draw a nigger>call it yasuo
>>586610568the what
>>586611613>Problem?do something about it!talking down at me gets you nowhere. i don't care!
>>586610760>cheating on your lolgs
Remember all the faggots that got hired for this game think what you say to shit players on this game matters at all to anybody
you would cry if someone was mean to you. you just want to be able to flame without getting flamed back
>>586611889who would that be?
>>586614490i don't want to be mean in the first place
>>586612143Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...NyoGo fuck yourself
>>586614651heh wouldn't you like to know
people should be open about their lolgs!
