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Reposting the divegrass poll one last time, will probably close it later today. https://forms.gle/Brok2WfGZTSPRQJz8
Now, everybody with a miler's dreamPut your motherfuckin' hands up and follow me!Everybody with a miler's dreamPut your motherfuckin' hands up! Look, lookNow, while she stands toughNotice that this girl did not have her hands upThis Silk Racing's got you gassed upNow, who's afraid of the Black Red Club?One, two, three, and to the fourOne mid, two mid, three mid, fourFour mid, three mid, two mid, oneYou're mid, she's mid, no mile, noneThis girl ain't no motherfuckin' HoYI know everything she's 'bout to say against meI run mile, I am fucking dumbI do live in a stable with my momMy girl Chrono's bets all bombedI do got a horny friend named Bouquetd'orWho lactate pre-race at her own debutI did get jumped in six races by you chumpsAnd Sodashi did broke my recordI'm still standin' here screaming, "Fuck Kilometer!"Don't ever try to judge me, dudeYou don't know what the fuck I've been throughBut I know something about youYou flopped at Nakayama, you ran like muleWhat's the matter, hors? You shudder?This girl's a hall of famer? Her nickname's CucumberAnd Cucumber lives at home with her trainerAnd the two of them have a real good marriageThis girl don't wanna race, she's faking it'Cause ain't no such things as halfway racistShe's scared to death, she's scared to runAt fucking Nakayama; she's done!Fuck a beat, I'll go acappellaFuck Almond Eye, fuck Admire Mars, fuck EfforiaFuck kilometer! Fuck all other units that's not mile!I'm just a fucking mile specialist, I say it proudlyAnd fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtieHere, tell these people something they don't know about me
>>586600670A+ for effort.Miletard is the gift that keeps on giving.
I need to watch the new Godzilla film.
Wilson...
>>586603924I can believe the ubiquity of trainer-uma relationships in a world where middle schoolers look like this.
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STRONG
So what's the next step for JP dirt in terms of conquering America?
I think I'm cooked. I can't even get past LG3 with this deck. How do people even get LG10+? I had the trainr ability discount too.
What did she put in the coffee?
>>586610675my guess you lack skills to buy? Im using similar setups and stuck around LG2 too but i only able to reach 9k SP.
>>586610675Do you have CB she's better than Groove.
Azuma paizuri…https://x.com/onekotan_island/status/2117620273440768074
>>586610675You're getting there just need to get a run with 1700+ stam and 1800+ power
I'm hearing that you need to keep guts at Lv6 so everything else is Lv10 by end of october but how do you even fucking keep it at Lv6 if you can only use the date to up it twice? wouldn't using the date before summer of senior year usually bring it up since naturally it would be the lowest at Lv5? bruhhhh i don't get this fucking shit
>>586611890Where's Verxina?
>>586599936Source?
>>586614853https://x.com/kim_hanull/status/2117558722881049029
>>586614592Who?
>>586600670>This girl's a hall of famer? Her nickname's Cucumber
>>586610675LG10 should be like 4 maxed stats. Are you getting lv10 stamina/power before finale?
>>586602682
>azuma using special kanji pronunciation for kanji combos that have no dictionary entries
>>586600670>Air Shakur literally named after 2Pac>her image song isn't 90's rap Already sanitized the shit out of her, Cygays, the least you could've done is let her drop some sick bars.
This is the face of a main wife.
>try to joke trick or treat>fucking ties herself upWhat theHow did she even do that
>>586633795Whoops, wrong image.
>>586633940TRVKE
>>586633940Misclicked again, darn it.
>>586633940facts
>>586635173Damn, dacchi, looks like you had way too many drinks. I'll attach the proper image for you just this once, now go take a nap.
>>586634480>>586635727The real question is, how will Main Story 3 top it?
>>586633841>
>>586635920looking at we still don't have any news about it, i say cygaem also have no idea
Dantsu, what the fuck did you put in the coffee with milk?
>>586636391I wouldn't mind if we moved on to another not!jockey's team. Mirco seems like an obvious option now that his pertinent gens are getting filled out.
>>586635920They won't, because they can't
>>586635920I can wait if we're getting anything half as amazing as how Main Story 2 ended up, tbdesu don't think the reception was ever as strong here for any of the other Main Story parts as it was for that
>3x3 Pui hors are real
Ohimba love!
>What the fuck is that dacchi yapping about?
dammit woman, go be with your younger ningen catch instead of obsessing over your miko "propriety" and "duty"!!
>>586642812
I want to sex the chairman
My hors is very dumb and I don't know how to make him smarter.
Currently sitting at 366 in ranking.This weekend I can probably try pushing for a kiremono run.
>>586660306>>586642812are you aware that these two horses are actually stallions?
>>586665863No speed sparks for 2300+ cap?
>>586667874My best parents are guts/stam, but I guess I should go for the speed uncap if I'm aiming for point ranking huh?
>>586662337Do at least 30 minutes of 集中タイム a day. The max you can get in a day is +12, so that's an hour and a half of focus time.
Wishing good luck for the Satonos, they're having it rough
After much trial and error, I can say that this new scenario feels very high-rolly.I see the strat but, it's also contingent on your cards falling in the right transmute, as well as 0% fails in senior year.
>>586672740Yeah one failed training in Senior year or one mistimed rest cooks the entire run.
>>586672740>>586675917The worst kind of scenario.
15 modes in, what's the most RUMAO-tier mode so far? Farm and Island are contenders but gotta say Ramen so far is just the wackiest most wtf mode between the story and the live. Farm and Island have rumao lives but compared to Ramen their stories still made somewhat more sense in the vein of new angles for training umas
Switching to speed sparks definitely helped, and I'm also getting the hang of capping most of my other stats.But as expected if I want to break into the higher rankings I'm going to need kiremono and plenty of inherited skills.
>>586677457It probably is Ramen. Farm and Island still somewhat tie into actual horse racing (nutritional science and unleashing a hors' natural instinct to compete) but I don't know what the fuck Ramen is supposed to be. The campaign story's pretty funny though, especially NTR and Light O's routes.
is the current mode any good for general parent autoing outside of something specific like farming scenario factor?
nyoooo I feel like a slut playing the scenario for the first time with my aiba when the KIZUNA between me and Azuma was so much stronger...how many times has she stolen a ningen's heart at this point? is she trying to prevent a future where she just keeps taking ningen for herself and depriving other umamusume of their ningen? everything with the shuntaisai cycles and memory resets and the sheer focus on umaxningen olev makes her scenario NPC bond with the player BTFO the other scenario onna
>>586683634Sounds like you need to make up your mind on who you really belong to, dacchi.
Yutaka Take will rode Laughterlines on Elijohttps://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2117798327999984015will ojiisan get his 4th G1?
This was a fucking slog, man.
>>586686489Ojisan is focused on stopping records, so not really sure about that
Everyone's getting LG while I'm stuck at US9...
Azuma definitely felt her umanko tingle and it sent her to a panic state and decided to stop before she forfeits her immortality for ningen ninjinJust like their ancestors did
more like she's a whore and a homewrecker and she once fell in love with a human and accidentally stole a ningen from his uma and it devastated herHOMEWRECKER
I've heard Xinatore has been busy composing love letter for Azuma
>>586694438
>>586694438I heard he's been having Verxina check that love letter over all through his rewrites, since I guess Xina is the only girl he can approach with that, haha...
https://x.com/akiko_lawson/status/2117776384693322184
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2117824275147317389The desk cuckolding will continue.
>>586695826I doubt he would have gone back to Desk anyway after all the shit talking. Imagine if C.Demuro lost hard again.
>>586695826If Demuro loses again, I don’t know if Saito will let desk back on or just retire Croix straight rather than admit his mistake.
>>586694438>>586695232>>586695352MORE
https://x.com/RepoleStable/status/2117642766628843698>trafficking tariffs Boooooooooooooooooo
>>586696969This guy is quite angry.