Previous: >>586754837New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Happy New Future (ended)>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Gweetings bwos
IF YOU ARE GOING TO ROLL FOR ZOOMER YOU ARE GETTING KICKED FROM THE CLUB.
POST'EMI was too late to the previous one.
I think Helios SUCKS
i love someone from my club
Real talk Is helios must-pull from a pure sweaty try hard perspective? She looks good in mile but idk about unbeatable
>>586778848If Helios is a zoomie does that makes Ruby an alphie?
wahey
Never forget
>>586779139
6 or 7 and I get Helios in 67 pullsAny other number and the minimum amoun is the last 3 digits
>pineapple on pizzaI have no strong feelings on this whatsoever because I have seen a real horror pizza from a girl I used to be neighbors with but I fucking hate how much people go on and on about this combo. Get new fucking material
>badly slopped OPseatard/mutt hours are the worst>>586779228>GIGANTIC tits at the top>none of that visible in the bottom
>>586779187Why are you so mean...
>>586778813How does this work in the Uma world? Does Miracle walk up to a trainer and band over and grind her ass on him and turn around and push him down and drag her breasts across his crotch before unzipping his pants and pulling out his cock and pretending like she's about to lick it but still breathes hard on it and when she can tell he's at his limit and his rock hard cock is about to explode she summons another uma to come bounce on it?
>>586779284Another victim of ***** grooming...
>>586779492she's stuck halfway through a wall
Post Helios' ugly friend
>>586779284nuh uhim bitter and old that means love is fake
THAT ULT DESCRIPTION
do I snack on the helios banner?I don't really wanna run front or pace..
>>586779428you know what REALLY gets me? artichoke pizza
>>586779492Leave helios and her three thighs alone
>>586779656my sexy wife and co fucker of helios (with me)
>>586779367>67 post>ends in 67Disturbing
>>586779032>>586779275>>586779492>spamming off cooldown>meIty>manIet>7 8 9
>>586779367>67GET WAHEY'D
Why would any normal man pull for a turbo dyke horse?
I have never ever eaten pizza in my life. Am I missing out?
>>586779228Images i can taste>>586779367What the fuck
>>586779367SIX SEVEEEN
>>586779849its pretty good if you get it from a local/regional spot
Romantic Umamusume
>>586779843I would
God I want her to bounce on it
POST'EM
>>586779849Yes, but I know what you mean.I've never had a burrito in my life.
>>586779492https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/42905231he literally posts sketches
>>586779367WEARESOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>586780014>>586779849What country are you two from?
>implying anyone's gonna play uma when wow forever just started Finna bouts to auto for 4 months lmfaoooo next scenario is shit anywayyyyy sheeeesh
>>586779965Umas you make love with
>>586779367there are 2 67s in that post id waow
>>586779843Simple reallyYou fuck herThe girl she is intoAnd the girl that is into her>>586779849Not reallyPizza is kinda overrated
CM22 testing, just got a decent Oguri116509861165098611650986
>>586779965sex marriage family happy life with lunasex marriage family happy life with cbsex marriage family happy life with brian
>>586779367
>>586779998You want her to bounce on a snow cone?
@RETARD
>>586780135Australia (no burrito)
>>586780162>playing a blizzard game in 2026Are you a rape victim as a hobby? They're gonna fuck up forever just like they fucked up classic.
>>586779187This but wow forever
DO NOT USE MY SOUND FILES YOU TRANNY
>>586780359>he doesnt have faith in the last video game ever
>>586780340>kangaroo niggaSorry to hear thatI hope you get better
>>586779849Yes>>586780216>Pizza is kinda overrated4 and you die
>>586780449xe's stolen like three of my soundfiles
meltyyy
>>586779656my beautiful umawife
>>586780359They can't help it, it's an addiction, like League
>>586779204sweepybros...
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2118104802211311996For the anon worrying about Halloween Rice rerun.
>>586780502pizza really is overratedit's nice, but there are better stuffI'd even consider pasta to be better
>>5867802256/9
>>586780603shut up this thread is for anti tranny localization purposes not for pedophiles
>>586780552What the fuckPut them back
>>586779367WEI~
>>586780662Okay but seriously. 4 and you die.
Dober is writing about men again...
Getting a handjob from a dacchi is not gay if they use a pocket pussy instead of their hand, same if they give me a blowie and I have a rubber on, is not gay at all since skin is not touching
Why wasnt this on the schedule?DOES THIS MEAN RAMONU AND ANCESTORS ARE GONNA SHARE A BANNER AFTER ALL?
>>586780478I don't have faith in Blizzard to do anything correctly anymore. I played WoW since TBC until around 2021.
Get ready to sit down and watch (with a straight face) the sprinter's story stage show, buddy.
>>586780701would you love your uma even if she wasn't an uma?
>>586780717>7
>>586780746Would Hishi Miracle say this
>>586779367>67>67>67FWUARRRRRRK
>>586780746This.
>>586780552Wait a minute, this bitch ain't an uma!
>>586780827No because i would be dating my trainee
>>586780760why would it mean thathelios, KYS and the reruns were always at the same time on other servers
>only like 20 posts that are not [-] worthylmao
>>586779367WEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII
>>586780585sweepy nation rise up
>>586780678>>5867802256/9 still...
>>586781202>KYSwhoa there
>>586780760Other way aroundThis banner happening means the merged banner is cancelled
>>586780340Missing out. Breakfast burrito with hashbrowns, sausage, bacon after a workout, or street truck burrito late night with steak and fresh made Mexican salsa.
>>586780225PLAY THE GAME PEOPLE
>>586781308You two finally have your own room together
>>586780760>DOES THIS MEAN RAMONU AND ANCESTORS ARE GONNA SHARE A BANNER AFTER ALL?This is the funniest post in /uma/ history
>>586781506No, I don't think I will
I just noticed that I've brought Falco to every single Dirt CM so far
>>586780225https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BgdnVasKSR09ULl77uHr33lWmade it public since no one else was joiningNo pump proc on either Digi or Oguri, unfortunateGuess I'm not doing more since there's not enough to fill a room...
>>586781506bro im busy looping instead of making parents for my dirt aces
>>586781506i keep getting borrowraped im sorry i have no aces yet
>>586781873
>>586781845>>586781910die (kindly)>>586781950oh ok....
>>586781506I am, I just clanked another fan run so danchou stays quiet
>>586780678>>586781308>>586781506I haven't built any aces yet Jesus Christ
Why is Kitasan so easy?
>>586782049seriously how are people this far ahead...
>>586782059She wants lots of winning children
>>586782135i finished my sprint aces like 3 weeks ago or something
>>586782135no job
finals will be better
>>586781308>not kfcFaker>>586782059like 97.3% of the umas would jump at the same opportunity though?
I'm just glad people stopped hyping up bacon
>>586782059Teenage girl in love
>>586782285Who are the 2.7%?
I'm just glad this banner is happening well before the next Mile CM if I really want to consider her and before I break 3 spark with CM and Carnival gibs tomorrow as I build toward GM banner hell. I'm probably going to be dumb and still throw a tenner or two on V Anus Fujin anyway
>>586782135You didn't loop until you had cracked grandparents back in August 1/2 TP so you could go straight to making parents as soon as your aces were finished?
ryan LOVE
>>586781506thanks for joining, your Taiki is strong, I need to make a good 3rd ace, only got the UF2 Pasa without mile SThat or I run a debuffer I guess
any cm22 rooms
>>586780340Bouquet sex
>>586782685
>>586782478I looped and got nothing
>>586782478nta, but I make parents until a) I hit two excellent parents for the next CM b) about 3 days before registration opens. Usually that means I have one ok-ish parent by the time I have to make aces.
>>586782478i looped and all i got was complete dogshit over and over so i settled for the least dogshit result at the last minute...
>>586782401Umas like Urara
>>586779204
>>586771529always, and I mean ALWAYS, take conc on frontsthis is libra final btw
>>586782838Ulala would rape you
>>586782651she kinda silly ye, still planning on remaking for that poc and speed star thodeboof is pretty gud, been raped plenty by that...
>>586774581yurishitters, especially false-flagging yurishitters, are so brain-fried that an uma could say>Torena-san, I am in love with (You)and they'd still call her a lesbian because she glanced at a rival one time.can't wait to deflower Helios
>Kick people>They don't even bother coming back>>586771529if it's a sprint and you're not running concentration then you're asking to get fucked by a late start
>>586771529take Concentration always if you can. It might not be worth running Bobot wit to get it, but having it will make your races more consistent. Late starts are much, much less punishing if you have Concentration. In shorter races (<1800m), that can easily be the difference between losing and winning. And even in longer races it's a great buffer to have
anyone else closely following the slug match between mambo and autis/uma/?
>>586783213no
So what's Helios career story like?
>>586783191Granny FUCK
>>586783213who cares, if you are A+ you are A+ rank within tiers dont mattah
Okay fags. Your Uma wife and perfect burger.>brioche bun, toasted>medium rare meat I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF ITS MORE DANGEROUS>fried egg>grilled onions>relish>light arugula>American cheese>bacon>mayo>ketchup>mustard
Is it just meOr has twitter become better at us at gaslighting
>>586783213mambo is just autis/uma/'s toilet
>>586783283no idea, but I bet there's copious simping for Ruby in it.
>>586783283>Helios:"Wei! I'm running to hype people up and make friends but it's kirknuinely hard >w<">Trainer:"I believe in you">Helios:"Thanks traineronie! The real ura finals was the friends we made along the way"
>>586779367We're all gonna fucking make it
>>586783329
>>586783404>burga meat gotta have a nice mix of seasonings like salt, pepper, biryani powder, shwarma seasoning, red pepper flakes, and garlic powder>get that shit pink>caramelized onions>mushrooms>spinach>pepperjack cheese>chili garlic sauce>on a classic sesame seed bunwala
looks like barcarole it is as second inherit for frontiesor rather for kitawhite
>>586783283It's really bad or maybe really good
>>586783283something something cheering others up because they failed in their goals something something Ruby and K.S. miracle something something weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHonestly this guy >>586783498 is not that far offThe only thing I wanted to do after her career was to play Ruby's and K.S. Miracle ones more
>>586783404>pretzel bun, toasted>3 smashburger patties, Oklahoma style, American cheese>fried egg>relish>bacon>ketchup>mustard
>>586783645FOR CM23 I MEAN
>>586783498holy kino
>Concentration discussionI'm reminded of my Sag 2 finals where VBobo was the biggest threat in it, and her start sucked so much that she never moved up from 4th. I kept thinking if she whiffed it, but for some reason, she never even bought it despite it being in her kit and you get hints on it once you get enough songs in Senior Year. I was a thorough Concentration believer after this.
>>586783404I very rarely make burgersBut i just like the normal ones i do on my grillI mix A1, salt, and pepper into the ground beef, use breadcrumbs to make it keep formamerican/pepperjack/medium cheddar cheese, raw onions, mustard, ketchup, and pickles(dill)Keep it simple
>>586783329>>586783561
Whoa it's miko Dia!
>>586779428Pineapple on pizza is a solid 4/10. It's bad but not nearly as bad as some combinations that you even see in italian places.
>>586783645Operation Cacao/Kiss for Courage*
>>586783404POTATO BUNTWO PATTIES GRILLED I WANT THEM FUCKING BLACKCHEBBAR CHEESETOMATOLETTUCENO CONDIMENTS WHAT KIND OF FREAK WANTS A WET BURGER
>>586783404brioche bunguinness burger, mediumgouda cheesecrispy baconfried eggraw onionpeanut butter
>>586779428I still have nightmares from my time on /ck/ and seeing what a brazilian did to a pizza . . ..
>>586784050dunno you need to outpace the hog in the final spurd
>>586784057>WHAT KIND OF FREAK WANTS A WET BURGERme, im autistic and dont like the texture of most foods so copious amounts of sauce helps mask the texture :)
>>586784086egg is tasty but so messy
https://exhentai.org/s/4e35925886/4294850-12
>>586784057>FREAK WANTS A WET BURGER>TOMATO?Also thats why you apply the condiments directly to the inner side of both buns to prevent the juices of the tomato and the burger patty from making the bun soggy...
>>586783404swiss, onions, a1, maybe some pickle slices or a spear on the side. i like it simple.
If you ever want to know what kind of person someone is, watch them make scrambled eggs
>>586784172Sticking my hand in there
bacon cheeseburger tomato sauce mayo
>>586783213idgaf as long as we stay in a+
>>586784265tomatoes arent wet...?
>>586784378crack the egg in a bowlwhisk it up so the yolks broken and spice it how you willthrow it in a hot panits done the instant the egg is shiny and fluffy looking and still moist
>>586784378make bacondump 9/10 of the grease from the pan down the drainget 5 eggsdrop them individually into the hot panfuck them up with a spatuladump onto your plate next to your bacon and slather em in 'vark sauce
>>586784492>no butter or catalyst in the panenjoy your burnt eggs
>>586784437I like you ayabbyposter, just wanted to say that
>>586784612im talkin maybe 30 seconds in that panyou are cooking it juuuuuust enough
>>586779367>67WTF
>>586784378are we talking just the eggs or with all the other stuff?
you should rape your traineeit will be funny
>>586784673fair enough, I've found the less cooked the egg is the betterjust made carbonara tonight which is always great
>>586784656>The tiara stays on during childbirthScarlet is that autistic?
5 and I get raped to death
>>586784378boiled eggs mog
>>586784798>removing the accessoryyou want them to die?
>people already failing the test
>>586784378>crack 3 eggs into bowl>beat with fork for ~15 seconds>pour into pan with a knob of butter>add salt pepper garlic cheese>stir enough to get large curdsthey're done when they're solid all the way through but still glistening.
italians put fries on their pizza btw like they don't even bake it with the pizza they just put fries on top afterwards stop taking them seriously.
>>586784378i'm not your husband so i cook my own damn eggs as i please
>scrambled eggs without caramelized onion and sausage
where the fuck is the /ck/ schizo this would be the perfect time to spawn in
>>586784946>you want them to die?Well, no... But she done that before.
>>586785231Sometimes I have 10 minutes to make eggs and leave
Me? I like a little crunch in my burger, some pieces of tinfoil go a long way
>>586785308
>>586784261stego is... sexy?
>>586785324If I have only 10 minutes until I need to leave, then I don't eatfuck eating in a hurry
>>586785386Teiobro...
>>586785473I mean yeah but if I know I have enough time I'll just do it
>>586785453How does he get out?
>>586784758Dober... dont forget we have training later.
>>586785649via the eggsit
>>586785628nah, fuck that>>586785649instant transmission
>>586785649sv_cheats 1; noclip
It seems this board has forgotten how sexy Bourbon is and needs to post more of her to atone for that sin.
Uma for this meal?
>>586785649he lives there
>>586785308I only post if I feel like I have something interesting to show
I cast horse exploder at 5th level
LET ME IN. I AM READY TO RAPE
>>586785719
>>586785883
>>586786235Where's the tail?
>>586785453now i want a fried egg sandwichbut i dont have any sliced bread
>>586785883No. Hell no.
>>586785649climbs over the counter when he uses up all the eggs in the front>What if he doesn'tHe doesn't get to leave
Are we snacking?
>>586784378Cook? You don't just mix eggs in your bowl, add MSG and microwave it for 1 minute?
>>586786450snacking? bitch i've been planning a full course meal since day 1
>>586786450No.>Why?That ain't my bro.
>>586772970>>586773636Since no one gave you the answer and I want to talk about HATE let me tell you how much i've come to HATE SAPORO 2000 since i began to play umamusume>pic relOn top you'll find the stats that your umas had during the race, in case you didn't know, career mode gives a +400 bonus to all stats.>middlethe track layout showing the worst case scenario, what you got, since the message says you had trouble managing your stamina means you rushed, and died, Air Groove is blue and you can see she dies earlier in the spd curve than the NPC uma.>bottomYou can see that you won 94% of 500 races, that's 471 wins vs 29 losses >why i HATE this trackIT'S ALL FUCKING FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOUR WIT MEANS NOTHING, THERE'S NO DOWNHILL TO SAVE STAMINA, NO UMA SHOULD BE RUNNING THIS PIECE OF SHIT ON DEBUTNOT TO MENTION YOU ROLLED HEAVY TURF (WORST POSSIBLE TURF) AND RAIN (2ND WORST POSSIBLE CONDITION) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU SAPPORO 2000 YOU'VE MADE ME LOSE SO MANY DEBUTS TO SHIT RNG>stamina fun factsthe stamina consumptions goes like this pace > front > end closer > late surgerthat makes this race extra fucking bad for pacers, even more so with the cancer modifiers, oh and look at that the last two umas ARE FUCKING PACERS, it's really brutal as a newfag because you start with almost no stats, you got really really unlucky, and even in the cases you win, everyone runs our of stamina in that fucking debut
>>586786450easiest skip
>>586786450hell yeah
>>586786640Have fun next mile CM
>>586784378>Eat a whole raw egg>start jumping>roll on the floor>run in circles>the egg will scramble in the tummyeasy, fast and healthy
>>586786450>moderately crank the velocity continuously!I'm sure cranking continuously to helios haha. amirite guys. amirite
>>586786676Next mile is a dirt retardgwo
>>586786598That's really the only flat medium turf track?
>>586786450i've snacked on the last 3 uma banners now
>>586786676>PLEASE pull her she's le metaNever seen this level of desperation from anyone else
>>586779367Holy shit
>>586786934based image
>>586786676OH NONONONO BROS THERE'S TWO MILE CMS IN THE NEXT FIVE SCENARIOS, TWO MILES IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS, IM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS
>>586786450We're feasting
>>586786587My bro is looking like a snack...
>>586786450What does "continuously" mean in skills?
>>586787076Which umas are competitive versus Helios on the next two mile CMs?
>>586787219I'm betting it only means long duration
>>586786921Niigata right handed tracks are flat as well, Sapporo is all flat from the sprint to the 2600 long, and I think it's only those two racecourses
At least the Tarumaefags were honest. >"Yeah she's not meta or even really that good but look at her. She's smoking hot and has monster tits. Pull."
>>586787219+1 second
Of course only metatroons will pull for Helios just like Blaze Brian
>>58677936767SIXSEVENwhat a nice ass
I pulled for Fuji both times because of her tits.
>>586779204Here's hoping I can finally get Biwa Ms. Victoria like the rest of BNW
>>586787287Ruby, Pearl, Taikis
Thirsty
>>586787287For the GM one Taishin is still the strongest, then Ruby, and Helios, and then you throw in the rest like wife finemo and camping Taiki, and then the rest general good umas in Mile like oguri and pasa The other mile is too far away for me to know the charas
>>586787369Okay but is she actually good for the next CM?
>>586787712i just got rid of mine now im tires
>>586787287anyone more attractive because lmao >metafagging
>>586787287Chiyo
>Thinking about Straightway Spurt>Every race I want Straightaway Spurt>I see my trainee>Straightaway Spurt>Trainee bends over>Straightaway Spurt
just restarted my computer after 40 days of uptime ama
Are gyarumas kind to otaku trainers?
>surfing obscure chinese websites to find fantia leaks of artist that are not in the pawsiteI'm a netrunner
>>586788059>buying only straightaway spurt on taishin
>>586779204The only notable thing is being 1 win short of a perfect 50% winrate to represent the pure nature of coinflipping. Really want a dub tomorrow to fix that, but I accept how anything can happen on a sprint. Also glad I snuck in on day 1 and yesterday even got me a 4-win as a surprise.
>>586787490i predict biwa win by a head
>>586788195Narita Taishin's Encroaching Shadow is actually her belly getting bigger from getting straightaway spurted in
>>586788132Which sites
Any anime worth watching this season? I haven't picked up any after last season's triple isekai
>>586785871correct
>>586788132find me more hakihagi
>>586788349what the fuck man
remember to roll fujin first before wei, since there are a few days where the banners overlap
as a torena it's my responsibility to breed both helios and palmer
Which Uma gives you twins or triplets?
>>586787490Didn't she win for you last Capricorn? I'll be a believer, and if Shiraoki-sama wanted things to be poetic, she'd allow that to happen again.
>>586788604anyone not fine motion
>>586788108there are no gyarus who are nice to otakuthere is no childhood friend you reunited with after a long time who secretly loves youthere is no plain girl in class who turned out to be an idolthere is no girl sitting next to you in class who occasionally flirts in russian
>>586788604
>>586788604Ayabe but only one survives and it makes her suicidally depressed
>>586787847she's not bad but fronts + ends (and digiGOAT) are better
>>586788775>there is no girl sitting next to you in class who occasionally flirts in russianthis happened to me back in elementary school, but instead of flirting she was throwing haymakers, which is probably still flirting in russian
>>586785412Brown umas are so fucking hot I can't
/uma/ rooms are stale desu
>>586788978blame ***** and *
>>586784234>>586784008They owe me sex
>>586788978we love racing against the same 3 people here
>>586788963White man...
>>586788775>there is no plain girl in class who turned out to be an idolIf anything she's got a onlyfans
>>586789036Eh, private sims exist nowadaysNo need to join
>>586788453This season I'm only watching sequels tbf
>>586788978Building for d*rt CMs makes me depressed so I'm probably gonna slack and not really join rooms, sorry my umadacchi
I'm bored. when do we start getting really mad over meaningless bullshit or acting very gay again?
You are pulling for Helios because she's metaI am pulling for Helios because I need Palmer's bestieWe are not the same
>>586788978you can always go to /vm/a anon, we are jerking off here
>>586788978havent even finished my dart parents
>>586789064H-How did you know
>>586789228Ha, it’s not like their rooms would be any betterNah, perfecting your aces is the way to go, I feel
>>586789409i can see it
>>586789409That must feel so good...
>>586788775>doberfaggots are angry hateful pricksknew it!
why didnt you nigs tell me about this site
>>586789409Doto is raping him
>>586788537
>>586789409You can't post that
>>586789409evil rapist horse
>>586789146i still like doing rooms here for a bonding experience but yeah hakuraku basically has replaced my actual team evaluation needs
>>586789409>tfw I will never have this irlwhy even live /uma/?
>>586789217we are the same bwo
>"T-Torena san...i.. it's not yours... I'm so sorry..." *sniffles*
>>586788978my rickey isn't ready
>>586788613She did and her winrate is the highest on my team so I think she can do it again, though since she doesn't have S Sprint this time she can't do it in the same way.It'd also be funny if the distance she wins the most on is the one where she has an F in at base, so far I'm 3/20 on CMs won with her (Sag1/Cap1/Cancer2)
>>586789493Wow the design is so unique
>>586789493what site
>>586789605I had this many times and let me tell you there is nothing special about it, sure having sex with someone that said they "love" is nice but it is fleeting. Finding someone that truly loves you and facing the casualties of life together is what you should aim for
Hokko has a sinful body. She should not be allowed to be an idol
>>586790068that is an ushimusume
>>586788978i keep getting borrowraped, i havent even gotten to seriously test anything yet
>>586788978Can you faggots fucking waiting for tomorrow? Most people are waiting for tomorrow's banner
Is helios really a pace chaser You just... skip runaway?
>>586790172Yeah she's a pace chaser just like Rickey
>>586790168What the fucj are uou talkingg about retad No onez gonna run dirt helious
>>586790172she's equally good as front or pacerunaway is just a meme and almost never works (except if you want to make a suicide blocker like a FAGGOT)
>>586790172she can be whatever you want if the aptitude allows
>>586790295But I'm running KYS card
>>586790356No, I don't. I hate you now, go cry in a corner.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3727090/Horses_of_Hoofprint_Bay/
I will not roll for Helios.
>>586790364>running guts cards in the 3 speed 2 wit slop scenario
>>586790295retard
>>586790295Btw are you having a fucking stroke? I'm amazed on how I could actually read your post
>>586789752>outdueling a PasakinoYour Biwa just seems to be a defier for aptitudes, so I'm hoping she keeps that trend up.
>>586790435many are doing this
>>586789919umaladder its for finding the best loop probabilities, ui needs more work tho and requires some iq
>>586790440>3 speed 2 witThankfully my umas have growth rates that allows me to avoid that
>>586789493Probably because it's easy to figure out without it?
>>586790126All dirters have sinful bodies
Holy baste thank you mcdicks
>>586790709its not gwo this is the best so far for finding parents
>>586790803Teiobro...
>>586789493>>586790549>have to install hachimi and some side shit killing myself, I wish I wasn't autistic about not installing mods I don't want to get banned noooooo
>>586790803WHOA! MC GRIDDLES! Fat teio FUCK
>>586790803what a balanced breakfast!
>>586790943no gwo you just need to get uma dumper from uma.moe then click the collection tab and import your trained_umas.json . no nasty dll bs
>>586790943not only are you autistic, but really fucking stupid and naive. used hachimi for a long ass time now, and even botted for a while to get my dailies done in the pre-clanker days to survive mant. yet I'm still here. no reason not to use hachimi, the japs do all teh damn time.>>586791075>dumper is totally not reading or changing shitboth of you are retarded and scared of a non existent boogie maneven the avrg bot wont get banned, why would hachimi SUDDENLY ?
>>586791023I need shakur to bite meHard
>>586790803Mirako...
>installing yet another application with backdoor potential after Nikke's fiascoShan't be doing that
>>586791172not everyone uses hachimi and so the dumper is nice, also using hachimi as a dependency to inject dlls is retarded since you dont even need a hook at app launch to get the data. i have one for facilities using frida and its comfy.
I eat a balanced breakfast by balancing all my food on a plate
Are Night Races and Muddy proccing next CM? I know Collaborative isn't.
>>586788453Fx Senshi
I need a Tama in my life.
>>586791872Why
>>586791872your credit score doesnt
>>586788453item and apothecary. nothing else looks good
>>586791872why do you need a midget broke chud with a small genital condition
Which umas would watch sissy hypno videos?
>>586792192she 100% leglocks
>>586791972I don't think there'd be anything wrong her credit score, she's poor not in debt. If it's anyone's problem, it's Jordan's for not understanding credit cards.
>>586791708Mudd yesNight Races no
>>586792256they all doooooooooooooo>no they don't. uma xyz doesntshe will sooner or later
>>586791708Muddy does, it's also the only dirt CM where it'll proc as of current JP unless I'm missing one other. Pretty sure Night Races doesn't, but that's a funny green to pick up regardless.
>>586792303>>586792321Thanks bwos
>>586792113are those real or just a meme
>>586790509Big cute head
>>586783283Cheering people up.Simping for Ruby.(You) are just her bestie unless you get her hot spring ticket.
>>586792192Starting a boardgame inn with my chuduma trainee...
>>586791060Fat Tarumae doesn't look any different
You're not Tomakomai...
>>586791898>>586792062Tama is cute. We can work on her micro-manko problem together.
>>586792113kitasan or teio probably
come to tamamokai
>>586792602
>>586792441the cutest
>>586792595this is proof that she is without flaw
>>586792651evil horse city
>>586792321>it's also the only dirt CM where it'll proc as of current JPSo it's literally useless after this CM?
silly
kinda feel like fapping to some kumiyabe. anyone have a link to his full stuff? sadpanda is incomplete
>>586792975silly can be... sexy!?
>>586792809>she falsifies her sizes so she won't be seen as a fatass>she's actually beautiful even with a few extra poundsTomakomai must be a wonderful place...
didn't ask
>>586790803teiobro pls....
>>586793036NoAlso look it up youself im not gonna hold your fucking hand you kumquat
>>586793057She wants to be seen as pure and huge tits prevent that
>>586792975Siriusly spooky!>>586793047Siriusly sexy, that is
Which of the two is a better Rickey?
I just realized we aren't getting Helios in time for this CM. Don't most releases coincide with the finals? I really wanted to replace my TT Bakushin with her.
My cock has been milked dry by Hishi Miracle. There's not another drop in there.
forgot I didn't sleep todayneed to get up and brush...zzzz
no one asked
I asked
>>586793272whoa... look at those... pillows
>>586788453Domou Majou is pretty cute and comfy, Firefly wedding is a half-decent shoujopretty forgettable season, sadly
no one cares retard troon
>>586793057so sad we wont get her alt for another year, even though its a bad ult on turf at least it can proc on it
>>586793393/uma/ is full of my friends, and I care about what's going on in the life of my friends. If you don't like it, that's ok because the world would be boring if everyone was the same
>>586792416Bambi Sleep is very real
>>586793315Cm is in like two weeks surely you can make either of them without their flaws in that time
>>586793547Who said you were my friend?
I care, super smart trans laddie!
>>586793516Good thing is, both her versions are usable and strong, and super cute
>>586793625We're not friends?
>>586793547We are not friends.
>>586793547I'll be your friend, Taabofag. Turbofags are alright
>>586782728keep looping
I can't remember how to make pacers. Anyone building Hokko for next CM? What are you doing for her?
>>586782135They are the bad players
they dont know that mile straight and style straight is essential for next cum match...
>>586793880budding + plancha and pray for no ricky
>>586793880The usual. Plancha + N&N + midrace + dirt copies of midrace.
Did you wonnered?
crazy how the shitters already have dirt acesmeanwhile the platGODS are chilling
You should always be nice to tahboposters
Some of you are freaks and I would not want to be friends with you
>>586793547
>>586794393Not even ME!?
>>586794447
>>586793692Where is the nude version that I was promised 3000 years ago?
>>586794393
>>586793547We are FRIENDS. Dont get it twisted
>>586794657Support him on Patreon and he'll do whatever you want.. Maybe...
pls share front restraint loops
I think my goats escaped...
>>586793547Hey friend. I work outside and the next two days are going to rain, so that sucks. And I don't think I'm going to get plat this CM. I hope you are doing well, my Turbo friend.
okay lets be friends
We're getting Overrunner in the Jukebox tommorow : )
I'm going mask off.I like it when artists draw twin turbo without her shoes on and focus on her feet. She's the only one's feet I like compared to other uma's. Even the open toe'd ones.
>>586794736There's a gold city with 20k borrows
>>586794543
>3dpd
Sirius.... is erotic?
>>586794972Que ?
>>586794864>unprompted footfaggotry
>>586794972looks like a downie to me
Is chocolate milk good for you?
>>586794902>>586794953cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
Hey guys!
>>586794864I like how turbo gets a lot of art like this
>>586795090Post art of your OC fucking Special Week.
https://poal.me/8b1p5lhttps://poal.me/8b1p5lhttps://poal.me/8b1p5l
>>586795176I'm a fan of spread umanko like this
>>586795176Mastahbation art...
>>586795090Spe would NOT like chestnut-colored ningens
>>586795217He’s too depressed to have sexo
>>586795034Of course. We don't prompt in this house.All of them are human made horrors beyond comprehension. >>586795176She is the only one. I don't know how they did it. She is covered from head to toe and somehow has the best feet art.
I didn't ask but I care and welcome it
crazy how good this thread is when the schizos are not here
>>586795350Tell him to man up and nut in Special Week.
>>586792809
god i want a big tiddy uma so badjust like literally anyone else that isnt a pedo or a faggot
Guys I think I'm in love with Light Hello.
>oonige mutated Suzuka>Hokko Tarumae>OGuri or Taikistill can't decide between Oguri and Taiki for CM22.
>>586795176
I am always hereEverything is carefully calculated to trigger micro detonations on the sea bed floor which will gradually erode your internet connectionSoon you will be under the wahtur
>>586795574suzuka and taiki are friends, you should run them together
>>586795435>V
what debuffers will be present in CM22? neighas won't seriously be mutating Tachyon/Rudolf/Nature, will they?
This looping shit sucks
>>586795574Doesn't matter you're not winning
>>586793547I'll be your friend if you let me rape you
>junior division
>>586795774It doesn't say 0%
>>586795727that's a GREAT point. Also Taiki has incredible breasts so running her is fun
>>586795774>doesn't matter you're not winningnot with THAT attitude I'm not!
>dirt race>have to build a F*lco again
>>586795763>S>Wit cardsbwoooo
>>586795857now you get it. GL in your runs bwo
>>586795743why would they bother mutating? dominator and keen eye have infinite range
>>586795764lewd uma
>>586779204It was absolute hell trying to get sparks for this even with the half price careers
what do you even borrow as an end nigga? both sweepy supports are trash compared to her SR version and I already have CB at full power (2lb)
>>586796186this is an invitation to fuck her on the spot
Do I REALLY need 601 stamina for CM22?
>>586796197>boyfriend shirtSSSSSSSSSSEX>slightly see through with a hint of just about anythingSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEXEXEXEX
>>586795226
>>586796280578 with great mood
>>586796242
>>586796231rubae
>>586796231Nakadashi wit to roll on Nothing Ventured for great carryover/final stretch speed potential.
>>586796231you have a page with filters on it, R E T A R D
>>586796020YAAAY
Bah. What is an Uma? A miserable pile of hormones.
>>586796468all the supports there other than CB are garbage
>>586796182Run them as front to fuck over more people.>>586796280There will be 4 debuffers every race.
>>586796197Why is my cyborg trainee wearing my shirt and has a body designed for sex?
>>586796591>All the specialist supports I didn't pull and can borrow are shit unlike the card I was told to spend 60k carats onno shit, that's why you were told to pull for it
bros? please explain
full of vigor is usable in the cm eh
>>586796682not a lot of people shilled CB when she came out because everyone was lobotomized by TE being the most important stat a support could have though
brushed finally gn ily all
I hate front FAGGOTS so I'm using Ulala, Digitan and pace Rickey to dab on them
umanko blast
>>586796801An uma i would like to sniff
>>586796590My paizuri wife.
>>586796808propaganda neighas were trying to save you but only a few listened
>>586795460The only way for that is for Spe to purge Trainer of his guilt desu.>>586795764Better than Tamamo no Mae, pure too.
>>586796927if you loved me you wouldn't have hurt me like you did
>>586796927
>>586797007>i too am in this episodekek
>>586797007I want to marry, have sex and have a happy family life with rudolfI want to marry, have sex and have a happy family life with CBI want to have sex with Ace, my friend with benefits
>>586797102My trainee is so fucking saggy...
>>586797230holy AI upscale batman
Fucking piece of shit game I was so close to 11000
>>586797316put her back wtf
>>586797316Loli Maruzensky is not good for you
>>586783404Good enough Buns3 slices of deli white American cheese3-4 slices of extra crispy bacon2 Burger patties, medium thickness, medium rare
>>586797391my cute girlfriend and her wonderful statline
>the unity banners are realNow half TP please
>>586797391uhhhh there's a slut in your screen
>>586796808>not a lot of people shilled CB when she came outBecause people spent months in advance saying that she's the best wit card for endchuds and doesn't get powercrept for like a year, by the time her banner came out there was no point of repeating it again.
anime hasnt been good in atleast a decade
I heard zero is where the center stands, is this true?
>>586797673t. started watching anime during covid through black tiktok
video games haven't been good since at least two decades
umamusume pretty derby is the 3rd best game ever made
>>5867977230 is not the center, it represents emptiness, the void, lack of existenceAnything that is conceived as the opposite of what exists is purely theoretical, and therefore imaginary
>>586797449She didn't break 1801 sta, pwr, and wit.>>586797485Vuena Vista is not a slut
whos making the wow forever crew
>>586797936I don't remember asking for your opinion on the matter(s)
4chan hasn't been good since at least 10 years
>>586797391>noooo I only got 109999 skillpoints, fucking ruinedkys
>>586797994no it sucked in 2016 too
>>586798003those skill points dont matter much when EVERYONE has that amountor are we going to pretend to anything is different now?
>>586797007
Reminder that mares are dangerous.
>>586798359boy uma are such goddamn whores
>>586798439That's wrong, boy umas can be innocent!
Umas need more body types.
>>586798632>sky>innocent
Name the umas with the most erotic moaning.You can't.
>>586798632>innocent>the angler and schemer
>>586798719Silence Suzuka
>>586798632Angling and scheming?More like Slacking and Complaining.
>>586798674>>586798726She's a chill and easygoing girl who doesn't try too hard at anything!
naked umamusume body type
>>586798825That's not allowed
>>586798814>constantly fucking with toraina, trying to get him to like her in a SCHEMING ANGLER kinda fashionshe is, as any uma, girl, or boy(girl) for the matter, very aggressive and horny.
>>586798719Silence SuzukaGrass WonderKing Halo
Spe will be wearing her boyfriend’s(trainer) poncho while in the nude. Trust the plan
what's the point of the unity bannersiS THIS UMABAIT
>>586798359Need Katsuragi Ace husband
Define a boyuma, please. I get the feeling it just means "uma with short hair" but I don't know if there's actual content to the term or not.
>>586798814seiun sexo
>>586799017>constantly fucking with torainaNoooo I don't want to have sex with my underage trainee with a tight body and powerful umanko
>>586786450funny
>Blue America
>>586799072because this is when unity 2.0 would have come outtaiki is good but whale only, so yeah it's pretty bait
>>586799108it's whoever I feel like calling a boy at the momentDonna is a boyuma
>>586799108similar story as to "tomboys"a girl that has boyish characteristics, as looks a of a secondary nature. she can have long hair and big tits, but still behave in a certain way, or wear and talk in a certain fashion.
>>586799072They come with half tp unity so I can clank again
>>586798814>She's a chill and easygoing girl who doesn't appear to try too hard at anything!>but underneath she's a mischievous schemer who wants to make (You) and her happy foreverfixed it for you
>>586799108Short hair and small body.That's why Fuji Kiseki doesn't count as a boy uma even with short hair. She's a tit monster.
seiun sky is king halo used goods by the way never forget that
>>586799287stupid motherfucker die in a fire
Have sex with umas.
My trainee is a devious schemer, but she gets body mogged so hard she still doesn't stand a chance.Isn't it sad!
>>586799287Nishino Flower is a boyuma
>>586799063>>586795350Pic for reference
>>586795774now post the sample size and the representatives of the comp.
>>586799460good point. So>short hair, small body, some boyish characteristics/attitudeshow's that
>>586799349flower owned
Is Tamamo Cross a boyuma?Is Orfevre a boyuma?
>>586795805dc?
>>586799631tama is a poor umaorfev is a prince type uma
>>586799631Long hair, noSex body, no
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>586799704pic unrelated
>>586793228imagine the musk
>>586799108boyfags are basically just tomboys or otherwise masculine umasopera, unsu, and yes even Kiseki despite her massive rack are boyfags
Guys I think I'm ugly.
>>586799760>EVEN fuji, despite her massive tits, is a boyfagNo shit, cuz she plays the role not only perfectly, but behaves like a prince constantly. It's a well known and used manga stereotype, that anyone who isn't a newfaggot is well aware of.
>>586799848proof?
>>586799892her greed sickens me
>>586799892her greed pleases me
>>586799848lose some weight and get a decent haircut and practice a believable smile
The term is boyfag, has been for years, even if you can't say that on reddit, stop selfcensoring yourself.
What i they introduce a brand new Unity 3.0
>>586799631They are evil umas.
>>586800062>what I they introduce
are there any boymares other than uokka?
only subhuman retards call it unity cupthe real name is aoharu hai
>>586799998The smile thing is real, notice how nobody likes Taishin, who frowns and broods all the time, and everyone loves Tickezo
>>586800135Okay weeb.
>>586800135ywnbj
>>586800062What if the moon is made of cheese
>>586800135YWNBAO
>>586800172Fuck you I love Taishin.
>>586800172Titezo cries all the time though.
>>586800219oguri eat it LOL
>>586800219Nigga the moon doesn't even exist
I WILL become an horse
which pace parents for the dirt CM?
>>586800341>AN horse
>>586799868I need Rudolf to rape me
>>586800341and also a athlete
>>586800124believe, taishin2
Reminder that all larpers are seapags
>>586800369retard
>>586800460faggot
>>586800317They're almost always tears of joy
>>586800361Same as mile cm
>>586800369>>586800538retarded faggot kek
You fucking assholes bricked this guy with all your speculating and what notwtf
>>586800361It's literally the same shit as the sprint cm
>>586800654
>>586800361angling for promoted pace
https://poal.me/du8xluhttps://poal.me/du8xluhttps://poal.me/du8xlu
rape is funny
>>586800654tarumaebros...
>poal[-]
>>586800654Huh? What banner is he even mad about
>>586800654I don't get it
>>586800654>noooooo you should've told me about the brick banner I bricked myself on some other random brick banner instead because of you!!!????????????
>>586800757Biwa doko?
>>586800654lmao
I WANNA DO FINALS NOWNOW NOW NOW I DONT WANNA WAIT I WANNA DO IT NOW WHY CANT I DO IT NOWWWWNOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW !!!!!!!!
>>586800929me every fucking cm i hate waiting
>>586800856Apparently he wanted halloween rice
>>586800929the raped must wait for his turn to be raped
>>586801021Bricked either way who cares
>>586800380
>>586801021lmao if he wanted her that much he would've checked the jp schedule
>>586801143Most of the time they are
Are the poor trainers brutally molested by their teams during the Unity Cup?
>>586801347yes. how do I know?... I just do, okay?
>>586801347Trainer fucks Riko during the unity cup she banned uma x tore relationships
No one would want to molest any of you FAGS.Shut the FUCK up.
Donna would definitely rape me.
>>586801505No reason to be so angry, MtF
please join my b+ club
I have never had so many close-but-not-quite aces than from this CM. Sprint S, key skills, stats, always SOMETHING missing, shit has been driving me crazy. I'm in A finals but I had a ticket with 5 straight 2nd places painfully reminding me of my struggle. I've been envisioning losing by a head constantly when I open the game up.
>>586800929
>>586801347stop posting thisat least tell me the creator did a few of these with different characters
umamusume is draining my battery faster than it charges
>>586801342Anus Fujin
>>586801728retard
>>586801601mambwo...
I don't understand why dancho decided to kick 3 guys out of nowhere but that was quite based.
>>586799026Give an example of Halo moaning
>>586801787mambwo...
>>586801770no u
>>586801787idk what youre talking about but golshi sexoooo
>>586801898This outfit made me go from a boy to a man
>>586801347>>586801413Never forget
buono luck to everyone! remember it doesnt matter of youre on group A or B or if you dont get first im just really happy you got this far and were here for another wonderful champions meetingLETS GIVE IT OUR ALL AND STAY BUONO!
>>586801347can i get this but using the career npcs like riko and happy meek
>>586801854wha....YOU CANT SAY THAT! THAT'S NOT HOW THIS SHIT WORKS!!
>>586801967It matters if you are in Group B I will be laughing at you because you are too weak for this world
>>586801961>Riko almost got shot by Taiki over this
uma uma samba
God almighty
>>586802293i want this
>>586802293UMA SAMBA?
I will become chinese for her
>>586801967you've gotta be the most dedicated oshi posters of /uma/ by a mile. Not counting fake schizos obviously.
>>586801967>three pace chasershow original
>>586802409i don't even know the connection, but it makes sense since they are a boring and forgettable peoples
>>586802418bnw god stands atop that mountain pumpkin
>>586801967we love you BONO GOAT
>It makes sense that the people that has a BILLION fucking people in one place, having been forcefully homogenized to the most extreme of degree, is boring as hell
>>586801967UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH I WAS FEELING DOWN BUT BUONOBRO IS TOO NICE I'LL TRUST IN MY GIRLS
>>586802581i'd say theyre even but i just happen to see buonoposter when i stop by these days which isn't as often since cyjew made me rage-retire-ish.
Is D**** thinking about m** again?
>>586802790What
>>586802671Uh oh melty
What if I don't want to have sex with Umas?
I want to mate with Maya
>>586802821>Is Dober thinking about men again?
>>586802671its only boring if they suck and cant make friends
>>586802973Maya is...sexy?
>>586803009Only when she puts her mind to it.
>>586803009If you get turned on by Mayano...
Sex with Hishi Miracle while Dantsu Flame whines and touches herself while watching Sex with Dantsu Flame while Hishi Miracle whines and touches herself while watching Continue going back and forth
>>586802968That's not your choice.
>>586801961What did Little Cocon and Bitter Glasse think about when she said this?
>>586802968get a cute ningen wife
>>586802790ugh
>>586801967hell yea brudda
>>586803315ningen?
Want a thicc fluffy gf so bad
>>586803467Post this but with Fuji
>>586803467I'm calling Air Groove
>>586803467her tiny mouth...
>>586803457human
>>586803705What happens if I take her hat off?
>>586803705I would take Aoi over most umas
>>586803705My savior complex urges me to pick Riko each and every time and give her many babies from our stamina increasing training sessionsWhen she notices it's just sex I'll ask for her hand in marriage
>>586803705brap
>>586802418>fake schizosElaborate.
Listen to Azuma's teachings and follow the tradition, bring even more umamusume into this world with your trainee.Forget about Kiryuin, forget about Tazuna, forget about Kashimoto.You should mate with your trainee.
umacrophilia
>>586804069I want to breed Azuma
whore umacurren
>>586804069Does Azuma endorse polygamy?
big horses? where?
Surely Azuma doesn't expect me to fuck Shakur's nasty ass
>>586804069but my trainee is shichi? she doesn't want that
who gives the best teeth?
>>586804415windy
>>586804065the ones who have been posting jp umas since launch obviously. They do it for attention and I'm pretty sure one of them is genuinely mentally ill. Not even 'haha you're retarded' - no that kid is legit ill.
>>586802973
>>586804271horses naturally form harems of one stallion and multiple mares, so nyes
>>586804415Shakur is cute if you draw her as a moeblob.
Zephyr can make a trainer cum in record time
so in the end, * managed to prevent ***** from going back to /***/ ****
>>586804582Shakur is always cute no matter what
ナリタトップロードにアヤベで寝取られたい
>>586804582>>586804723Nah
>>586804683>so in the end, I managed to prevent Jorge from going back to /uma/ chan?????????
imagine the runaway head twin turbo can give she could probably make you cum super hard
>>586804784Jorge Joestar
>>586804768this outfit looks stupid
>>586804683>the unfaithful whore got his comeupanceGood
>>586804784Classic Jorge
>>586804362Damn you just made Shakur so fucking sexy
she should sit on my face
>>586804847why?
bwead?
>>586803705tazuna owes me sex
>>586804582
>>586804819>she yells "TOKAI TEIOOOO" while giving you head, nibbling your balls just hard enough and massaging the tip with her throatI'd cum in seconds
i want to umamusumes
>>586805114that's how nice nature gives head...
Seiun Sky is cute and at the perfect size. Imagine laying her down on the couch in your office, her favorite nap spot. Plenty of pillows behind her head for support, hands on her hips to lift her up. Slow and steady, since she's so small and not used to it. Slow and steady, and she can't even try to lock her ankles together behind you because her legs aren't long enough. Taking her hand, guiding it down her belly, and then down further until you tell her that where her fingers are is where your dick is right now. Watching those big eyes staring in wonder as she moved her fingers in time with the roll of your hips, letting her fingers show where you are inside of her.
>>586804367Your trainee will succumb to her estrus cycle and will target you no matter what.
>>586805215This but only butt pats to confuse her
>>586805192In my experience that's not exactly correct
>>586805337I got hard...
>>586805337I need this.
>>586803705green woman butt..
>>586805812well...where it is?
This is the last thread
>>586805337Diamonds every single time
>>586802293>>586802293>>586802293
>>586806573>>586806573>>586806573
You all let this happen
>>586804069i will breed azuma
