>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch bloodstain: >>586582148
Got the great hollow. But thanks to a bit of luck, everything went swell. I even got a nice finish against the Balancers.https://streamable.com/p6sdw8I should have done that during the first worm phase. Would have been nice to just annihilate them all in one go.
Shut up greasoid
>>586796123good job creasoid
>>586795852Finally the correct OP for once thank you
>solo le harder>immediately gets raped as soon as he comes back to trios with n carry on the team for hotdogsComedy gold
>>586796478The hotdog game was 5 trio games ago. Old news. Who was the carry btw?
queueueueueue
>>586796619No carry, hence why you lost.
>>586795852Unfortunately the incorrect OP again go back
>>586794742elf
>>586797959yelf > elf
>>586798285telf>elf
lotta rapin not a lotta queuein
ok its been like an hour 0/3
>>586798527>>586799301I'm still queued, just left it on while i do other stuff
Dood look at this thing
>>586799435>>586799301>>586798527so lame and blocked and theraped
>>586800510hi sludge
>>586800510This is the final boss of the Elden Rings?
>>586796913Haters hate to see you don't well. So they start saying some nonsense.First of all, I actually lost my last solo ED Gladius fight at E4. It's a fight that a seriously struggle with even on solo. And so the fact that I lost it on trios, doesn't prove that solo is easier.Secondly... No, I'm not going to give you the ammo. Just chew on that.
delulu carried shitter ^
>>586801251>delulu
I just wanted to say that I absolutely love the phrase ‘delulu babble’
>>586800510what is it listening to
Red wold of Radagon was camping by the eagle tree.https://streamable.com/mrye0xhttps://streamable.com/2dbqdj
>>586801420vtuber asmr
>>586801398trululu
>>586801420Dozing off to that Liurnian theme (which is the best theme in the entire game and you can’t convince me otherwise)
>>586800813>see you don't wellNice blunder retard. Were upset and typed that out in pure rage? And no, you can hardly stay in D5 or D4 for that matter it seems, so I wouldn't call that "doing well". Thanks for the continued laughs though.
>>586801251Facts which triggered thecarried.
Liurnia has the best ost/vibe in the game in general
don't look at the previous thread's deleted posts
The sounds beginning at 0:37 give me an eerie forlorn feeling and I’ve never felt this way playing any other game before https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VmvRN2-8gu8&list=RDVmvRN2-8gu8&start_radio=1&pp=ygULTGl1cm5pYSBvd3SgBwE%3D&ra=m
>>586801623You proved nothing. You implied that trios is harder than solo, using my loss in trios as proof. But I also lost in solo. So these two losses cancel each other out.With nothing left, you resort to snark.You never posted your own solo record btw. Haters here said they can reach 9999 in a week if they wanted. That was like 4 weeks ago. What's taking you so long?
>>586801940>>586802287Most boring area award
>>586802287it’s watery and metallic
>>586802485you got filtered by wizards lool
black glintstone is called nigstone
>>586802630The Academy is ok albeit very short. The open field area is just worse Limgrave but le water!
>>586802287the only elden ring ost that i vaguely remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr8EPMRN0rg
remember when people used to dodge everdark libra lol what pussies
white glintstone is just called crack
hourly reminder to queue
Malenia.
>>586802895True, got blocked by calling a certain faggot out for doing that pre-9999 days. Worth it.
>>586802783>The Academy is ok albeit very shortFor whatever fucking reason Miyazaki can’t design magic schools for shit. Where are all the classrooms? All of the instructors? Reminds me of how small (even by Ray Lucarian standards) Byrgenwerth was in Bloodborne.. although at least Byrgenwerth had actual lecture halls with classes “in session” (slime scholars just chilling). Raya Lucaria only really had a cool debate hall. And only one hallway. Lol.
It depresses me knowing how the Haligtree actually had a city and a culture and yet Miquella abandoned all of it. It’s also fucking WEIRD where the tree is located…
My grandpa plunged his cock into my ass as a child and now I'm obsessed with rape and posting about how users are raped on 4chan.org what a life I'm leading
>>586803659Sorry to hear that rapedanon...
>>586803659“I would rather be raped than be fat”
I’m level 70 with +17 regular and +9 somber weapons, currently fucking around in Leyndell. I’m sitting on about 4 million runes at this point. If I want to continue to do coop, is leveling a bad idea? I’m already not getting too much activity.
>>586803659Sorry to hear that gaped anon...
>>586803885>samefags xhis own trauma postClassic rapedanon
>>586803659immediately summoned the gaped like a demon. impressive.
>>586803659
queue.moe
>>586803659Don't say that
>>586803659A a common occurrence in your homeland of Islamabad im sure
awful start
Bayle fucked Greyoll right?
>>586804691Idk, but I did.
liurnia rainy night is good but rare
>>586804201damn you look like that
>>586805364beautiful refugees
queueing with a pushed-in R1 button 1/3
>>586805715so meowerful…
This bitch went crazy after half health and wouldn't give me an opening to attack for the longest. And then when I finally caught her ass with an ult charged, she went from half to zero REAL fast.
>>586803659Why are you slandering the deceased for pointless internet funnyz to like less than 20 losers? Your grandpa probably loved you and would never even think of doing such things. From now on, every time you step into a dark room you will feel him staring at you from behind in disappointment.
I Tried Optimizing the Coded Sword... IT'S DISGUSTING!
'uk it up just 'uk it away
I'll never understand why some wylders pick up less likely (except on libra). he's as much as a front-runner as guardian or raider.
communist killspread gg lukewarm goat
gg small goat kinda rough without negation
>>586808795@melloware you still with gremlin
This victory put me back up to D5 with 100 points to spare. Let's hope I can gain some traction this time.
>>586803659Really common occurrence
At the risk of sounding a bit unreasonable: I hope with every inch of my artery clogged heart that Duskbloods tanks with critics and sells like shit. Nightreign is such a great foundation to a game and the fact From left all this potential on the table to make basically the same thing but in an uglier visual style and no brand recognition has stolen my goodwill they've built up. It's not even that I wanted a live service battle pass shithole, but how hard would two more maps and 4 or so playable characters be? Half the boss content is copy pastes from Dark Souls and there are tons more they could add. Why does Heolster still not have an Everdark form? Where are all the costumes?Fromsoft's leadership is like their lore, incomprehensible. The issue isn't me wanting more, the game is literally unfinished and would be a wet dream for any publisher and dev team looking for an easy constant cashflow. We could have had two to three DLCs this last year just adding weapons and refining the relic system to be less of an RNG nightmare. The playerbase is still here and it would take almost no devs to dripfeed content that people would absolutely pay for.I'm hating Duskbloods premptively on principle, may it bankrupt the company for their foolishness
>>586810123Everyone here knows Japan fucking hates money.
vargram wylder
>>586810325I would believe that if they weren't to blame for the current gacha hell reality they've cursed the world with. They've basically invented the pocket casino in the same way EA and the west have tapped into stealing credit card info with lootboxes. Japan likes money, but they take hard stances on things that don't matter for no reason besides "fuck y'all". I'm sure at least one person looked at Nightreign and turned to the rest of the team saying "Guys I think we really have something here" and then his fossil of a boss said "You're right! Let's make a game based on this."And then the first guy asks why they don't just expand on Nightreign and his boss goes "But we decided on the scope beforehand we can't possibly add onto it! No changes or adapting, we follow the plan to the letter and throw it all away afterwards just like our forefathers"Then after months of arguing the old bastard finally relents and agrees to adding two bosses and characters but in exchange the employee fighting to add to Nightreign owes his firstborn child to the company and he had to commit sepukku upon completing Undertaker and Scholar's programming for talking back in the first place.
>>586810123childish bitterness, just be patient and wait for the copycat titles after nintendo canonizes it
when rev is chonking just right gg
gg warm bugs much more relaxing than yesterdays experience
>>586808982another erg couple fades...
>>586811083That's (mostly) China though. Funnily enough I think Wilds flopped so bad Crapcom had to pimp out their IP to China to make gachaslop out of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tc62CNCFAw
gg agriculture squadi can't seem to find any full hp negation item on both runs
>>586811313if you think about it, not having full hp neg is the same as having it if you don't get hit
>>586811313the only other one i saw was a red serpent bow with cont health loss and i always just assume that isnt gonna get nabbed
>>586811149I recognize my pettiness here but I don't want off brand Pepsi when there's a perfectly good Coke right here that just needs refilling. I really hope the playerbase dies out in a week once all the Nintendo kids get tired of playing Duskdud to move onto the next bandwagon YT zoomer bait and we get to see Steam charts for the Souls/Borne/Ring games still alive and well.
cant wait for the ai port of duskbloods on pc
>>586811451It's a shame that red cont. loss is a -2 so it's not possible to counteract it with the swap trick
>>586810123>>586811083>>586811481There is a slight chance that they do come back to it after Duskucks releases and they relax and feel like they can move around manpower and resources, but it’s slight like I say, and it probably won’t be anything crazy like 4 more characters or more maps, maybe some new bosses, more likely they just abandon it because they feel it’s outlived its usefulness.
The blood of the Dark Soul is so awesome.https://youtu.be/qXxRB8lVrPM
I just went on a nature walk and I spotted a snake on the path, but then I looked closer and it was 2 lizards fucking
queue?
>>5868128712/3?
>>586812871>>586813497stream it
naisu
>>5868134973/3
>>586813776ce kino
D1-D5 Undertaker rando climb done with 1 loss. I don't think I'm ever doing this again. It's a test in patience in the worst way possible.I think it was 3-4 ED Dogs, a few Balancers (maybe like 2 normal and 2-3 ED), only 1-2 ED Libras.Pretty balanced boss spread aside from a lack of ED Augur and Heolster. Wish I got Heolster more, didn't see him at all in D4 and I think I got 0 ED Augurs.
>6150
>>586814374not really any point in doing 9999. I play randos all the time on my main account, this was just to see what the lower depths were like and what climbing was like, and I wanted to do it with Undertaker since she's funnot like you care you're just being a crabby little boy because you got IP wiped 10 times in the last couple days lol
>>586814497fried that insect
>>586815246Yeah he's gonna be looping any minute now, watch out
>>586808982yuck
>>586811243cringe reddit lobby
>>586816654What's up mush
>>586816787more like what's down
>>586816654its ok anon
>>586811702We can always hope but yeah I expect nothing at this point. I'm just angrily screaming into the sky because I feel strongly about Nightreign. I played a lot of Fromsoft's modern catalogue yet had no interest in Elden Ring because AAA "open worlds" are just parking lots with filler content every 5 ft, but here comes Nightreign with all the fun combat loops of ER's refined Souls gameplay with unique character classes and a tight arcade style. Unlike ER the characters all have very small and personal journeys that you can actually follow and care about without having to listen to Vaati make up crap from interpreting matchbooks and discarded chocolate wrappers, and the boss pool is almost all hits aside from ED Libra's carnival of hitboxes. If ER was a trashy Wafflehouse buffet, Nightreign was like coming home to a nice home cooked meal, and now Duskbloods is like getting a microwave dinner inspired by that home cooked meal.
They should just make Nightreign 2 instead of coming back or make a roguelike side game mode for next mainline game.
if they released a nightreign 2 with 3 maps and 4 shifting earths that could happen to each i would pay $100
>>586817265the next mainline souls game should be nightreign 2. it should directly follow the events of nightreign 1. but it wont be a coop pve rogulike just another fromsoft rolling adventure
>>586817265>>586817362It really doesn't need a 2, just add to the existing game. Literally the easiest money printer ever. There are dozens of Dark Souls bosses left on the table and a hundred weapons, and all of it is basically free to implement. You could have an intern create two or three maps over the course of the month, have someone import a character build from their playthrough of ER with one new button and bam DLC is ready.>>586817368This is the only way a sequel would make sense, but the CoOp is half the fun of NR. If I wanted to play single player Souls we have like 6 real options still on modern console.
>>586817625It's okay because they'll make Elden Ring: Nightreign: Nightreign 2: Nightreign 2 and it'll be co op pve roguelite again
they should make dark souls 3 2
>>586818017"Now with half the colour!"Great game but why was the sky piss colour?
>>586818083Because that world was a mess and it told the player that "Urine trouble".
>>586818208Heyo
I think I'm the only person that likes fighting the red wolf.
>>586818791Yiff in hell
>>586818979I'm not a furfag.
>>586817004Can I have a hug too?
>>586819443no fag, try being a man instead
Ran Elden Ring on my Steam Machine the other day and I can feel my interest creeping back in. Feels good. Looks great, too, with the new hardware. Reread my old fics, too, and it's been long enough that it's like reading something from a stranger and I'm surprised at how much I enjoyed them. Miquella and Vyke are still husbando af.Maybe I'll hop on Nightreign soon too although I still gotta git gud at the depths. Glad to see the threads still alive.
>>586820568
>>586818791What are you talkin about Gladius is great. RWR is okay when he's not sprinting away from you every 5 sec>>586819443You can anon, but you should ask for them from less sweaty people.
>>586812272lol
>>586820568the remaining ergies are good enough to carry any bad player into d5
>>586820568>vykebased>miquellagross gay pedo
somebody stream please
>>586822993i dont think ill catch a game desu been 1/3 for a min
not like you'd stream doegardless
>>586824796and I wouldn't for you anyway, threadshitter
>>586820568Name? Skin color? Tier? Gock size?
Rate my Sen's Funhouse invasion build.
>>586825845Need more gock
>>586824796honestly if it got people in queue id maybe do it
>>586825985That wasn't my question.
ho lee phuk
>>586826054dude this is gay
>>586826402>two liner
queueueueue
if its anyone but pooshitdung I'd queue
>>586827040yeah I’m not that person
>>586827040qrd on poopoodooo?
>>586827135>shit name>shit for brains >shits in the thread>shit at the game
I'm queueing at the earliest convenience if it's the peepeepoopoo man.
>>586827379Correct on all counts
>>586827471yeah im that person
>>586827694Wait 8 hours.
>>586827941its already been an hour whats 8 more i guess. dead ass queue. im not poodoo or whoever tf you people are talking about
I'm queueing
>>586828256noice 2/3
>>586828256if youre actually in queue would you wanna set pw player to 2 and roll with a random? im down to wait a lil longer but its been a while for me
>>586829385alright
Why does the erg hate deadlock? How is it associated with trannies?
>>586830801It's just one schizo
>>586830801that's like asking>why is hrt associated with trannies
>>586831203Okay but explain how they are related to the game though.
>chimed in days later just to defend troonlock in the er generalyeah, that's a troon
>>586830801off topic retard
We need Mush to save this dogshit gennie
Huh. No one seems to be able to answer the question. How peculiar...
that was really bad on me, sorry
wow I got shit on by a random puddle again
>>586830801It's just everyone in the thread except one brown threadshitter
>>586831932>>586831936>>586831938what happened
>>586831968Well I noticed there's a few anons here who for some reason have a hate boner deadlock. They also seem to associate it with trannies. I asked if they could explain their reasoning but none have been able to do so thus far.
>>586831936The only playable weapon I got had LLTBT on it so a lot of the times either of you died was partly my fault.
>>586832087>TF2 but for the modern audience So lame
>>586832087was asking about the nightreign game that just happened not troonlock sorry
>>586831938geysed?
>>586830801>>586832087schizos hate it because terr plays it according to the threadschizos anything terr likes is automatically bad
>troonlock tranny on cd trying to make everything about troonlock in the elden ring generalAt least be more subtle troon
who cares about deadlock, anyone queueing?
>>586836390gonna eat then maybe i'll queue
>>586832087Because terr plays it and they hate terr. It's that simple.
>>586836221You said tranny four times in a two sentence post that's almost impressive
>>586836221Sounds like xhes upset, good job.
Methinks erg is a little too obsessed with terr
>>586836775shut up terr
>>586836775it's just one guy, ignore him.
>>586836775>>586836574No one likes terr, not even his parents.
>>586836775there's a little bit of terr in all of us
>>586836871I like terr and Mush
erg tgirls bringing cheer and whimsy…
I've been through the desert on a horse with no nameIt felt good to be out of the rainIn the desert, you can remember your name'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
erg troons bringing decadence and decay...
test
>>586830801>Ctrl+F “deadlock”>this post is the first result
>>586822437that's not true
>>586827135local controversial streamer womanhttps://twitch.tv/issikio/homehttps://vocaroo.com/12d1fTmpkSrT
>>586839075I actually love that band they have so many beautiful ditties and a cool backstory of growing up in an american base on the british isles, so they were alien both to the foreigners of the land where they lived and to the natives far away of their own culture, I like the song tin man a lot and ventura highway of course
>>586847583boo bring back boxy and smee
>>586846818hitler was suck a freak feel bad for geli
>>586830801it's just one or two people with underdeveloped brains that dislike different things and are puppeteered by a meme here or there into behaving this way, mindless samefaggotry is their tradition, I don't think any reasonable individual shares that strange opinion
>>586847583>>586847886i want extremist and cc streaming back too i miss them dearly
>>586830801>>586831193>>586831932>>586832087>>586836152>>586836775>>586836836>>586836909>>586836943>>586848330Why can’t you accept no one likes your favorite game you’ve wasted hundreds of hours on already? Go talk about it somewhere else and stop shitposting here
>>586839075good song should have been in part 7
>>586846818troonlock troons never beating the allegations
>>586847886>boxyyes>smeeuttered no one ever
Now that's what you call a mass reply meltdown.
>>586849386people like you are why he picked the wake up so horny song for golden wind
>>586849338you need help
where stream?
>>586849338rocked that maggot’s ass into oblivion
>>586850305people like me? what? source for him picking the songs?
some of you deserve to be whipped
https://x.com/i/status/2118380410912592379A trailer for heavy knight 2 months after tarnished edition's release I guess
>>586846818hitler was such a beast feel good for geli
>>586851184no, really I meant the average jojo fan comment sections for being like "oh he HAS to pick this song for when the next part gets animated it's so good!" and he has made it clear he hates being told what to do so he did pick Freekn You instead of Gangsta's Paradise on part 5 and now he doesn't even get to pick since warner brothers told him to go fuck himself and his IP is not his anymore
>>586851674you don't even know what you are talking about
>>586851792i’d like to see a source for all of that but i wasn’t “telling him what to do” just saying on an anonymous website it’s literally perfect for 7
>>586851792>>586851927shut it hubandslutta
>>586852408whatever you say but you likely already know that sentiment was echoed plenty in every other comment section before the steel ball run credits was shown, also saying "should have been" is indistinguishably a suggestion of what should have been done, the lurkers must know
i miss smee
… said no one but him
>>586853192i haven’t been keeping up with what people have been saying at all about it actually. if that’s what’s being said i can’t blame them. it should have been yes because it’s more fitting and better than what was went with but it’s not like im saying that wherever i go. anyway post the source for the Warner bros stuff and him not liking to what to be told to do it sounds interesting.
boring topics tonight
>>586854146We all yell this at the top of our lungs
>>586854789the gennie is collapsing...
Did you guys play Queens Domain? Everyone is calling it the best Kings Field inspired indie game under $20 of 2026
>>586856130I'll pirate it next if I'm bored
I don't play videogames
>>586856130Yes. It's my GOTY.
>>586854297Everyone has been noticing this
>>586856356what have you currently pirated ?
>>586854297>>586856746Why have there been so many meaningless nothingposts lately?
>>586857630nothing on account of wow forever
>>586858152he's in a mourning stage over the general dying
>>586856130Lunacid was first and did it better
q'd for a run, maybe two
Friend of mine ran into Miyazaki the other week in Japan and asked (translated through phone) him two questions. “What happened to Sellen?“She was framed by the real graven witch”“Do the Numen come from another planet?”“No they are from a time before time”And that was that
>>586861290This is just vague and random enough that I can believe it
>>586796123It still makes me sick thinking about all those games I passed on the ruins greatsword.
>>586861290Keeping a gun on me at all times just incase I run into miyazaki so I can shinzo abe his ass
>>586861774Fuck off
>>586862116Shouldn't have catered to tendies buddy
>>586795852guys...human pine resin is made of people. Immortal people
no queuers? sad
>>586858152Are you blind or retarded? Literally look up
>>586820568M-Miquella husband poster? Is that you...?
>>586862620flame pine resin is made of the phoenix twinbird
>>586862898I'm working rn>>586856446Too many games I need to finish from this year desu desu. I won't even have time for my tendie remakeslop. Good thing Duskbloods was delayed!
Marika appearing as Radagon and seducing+impregnating a powerful female figure has happened twice actually, first with the GEQ and second with Renalla
>>586863870kike
>>586849338>anon said while shitposting
>>586863883How come Marika didn't kill elden bast?
>>586864342best she could do was shattering the Ring
>>586864479if even a tarnivorous could beat the beast then i dont see why she couldn't. weird lore.
>>586864595>>586864479>>586864342well you can see that by smashing the elden ring to pieces she literally breaks herself, so probably her body stopped working halfway through the deed and couldn't finish
>>586863005no it's terr
>>586863171''Used in the Undead Settlement to preserve Undead bodies after dissection, and to bury them.'' They are all still alive in the process. thats fucked up man
>>586854146>>586854297Xhes so lame and raped...
dead q dead gennie owari da
>>586795852The 15th anniversary mod is chaotic as fuck, but a lot of fun. There's a million ways it can fuck you over, but also help you out. Check out my defense and damage.Would recommend.
>>586865697Hello gaped anon
>>586866543Izalith was a bit harder on the eyes than usual though
>>586866737just as miyazaki intended
>>586866737eldie vibes
>>586795852Ever since I've started playing Nightreign it feels like enemies perfectly time their attacks to catch you right after your riposte iframes, especially the common footsoldiers
>>586867292Welcome back, Creasy
>>586867535That' wasn't me. But I am lurking the thread, and completely agree with him. Enemies in these games have always timed their attacks to catch the player. You can see it in the weird delays of the very first dreglings you encounter in Demon's Souls.It used to be tolerable when the game was slower, and you could really see what was happening. But now the game is too fast, and the catch timings are too many as well as being increasingly absurd.
>>586866663>>586867535Hello raped faggot anon.
>>586868009>said anon to his mirror
>>586863005Yes but it's been a while >>586822850>grossYour opinion >gayI am grill>pedoHe's not real bro...you gotta get over it...>>586822437I wanna pull my weight at least a little bit but good to know
>>586868009>>586868095I don't like your gimmick
>>586868151post feet now
>>586868164You missed one buddy >>586866663>>586868095>said theraped after being triggered by the r word for the 100th time (touchy subject)
miquella is at least 30 years old
>>586849338If you couldn't already tell, he's very insecure about what this place thinks of him and by extension anything he likes or takes part in as well, hence why we end up with his nonsensical gibberish, running damage control by talking to and reassuring himself and hopefully convincing some passive lurker of his narrative with his samefaggotry is his only way of coping.
>>586863870We miss you…>>586863883That seems dumb…
>>586868379I use the word raped plenty I just don't spam about it in every one of my posts like someone who has been perma gaped
>>586863870We don't miss you.
Trishtina… come back… save us…
>>586869520... among other brownbabble uttered by raped threadmaggots
>>586869520… among other aryanspeech uttered by rapist threadbutterflies
Stop spamming
>>586865062hopefully not >>586865697so fucking lame and gay
>>586868151Welcome back!!! I was just wondering if you’d ever come back. Thought you moved onto greener pastures for good. We’re in a bit of a slump and a good bit has changed. Hope you don’t find it too jarring.
>>586870512>>586865697terr owns you fag
>>586868537Bizarre brown projection
>>586868151>I wanna pull my weight at least a little bitif we can carry husbandposter we can carry you
>>586870521Weird simpcuck post
>>586868537>anon said while samefagging
>>586870610You don’t even own your life own faggot pipe down>>586870690Strange clocked maggotjeet>>586871101Multiple people rape you sorry
>>586870884Because I welcomed back a poster? Such a strange thing to say.
>>586871451Terminally online post
^^ terminally raped and clocked post
>>586869520Many are saying this
>>586870884>>586870690>words xhe doesn’t know the meaning of: the postsnext time make it one post
>>586866543Knee-high shit-water, the best soul farm in the game
>>586871986meant for >>586871835>>586871451>>586868537
what's deviljeet meltying about this time?
>>586872359i had it right the first time maggot don’t quote your superiors if anything it should look something like >>586850739 >>586864339>>586871781
>>586869520ergies literally want one thing and it's freakin amazeballs
>>586849338just ignore him he's still sore from last thread's thrashing and needed to save face he’s the only one that would be offended enough to make this big a stink over something like that
I really want to play demons souls but my pc can't handle the emulation very well...
>>586872615
>>586872780Agartha o algo
Amazing how bluegods cause unhinged seethe and mindbreaks by merely existing
I'm too fucking stupid to be good at anything
>>586871451>>586870884>>586871835>>586871986>>586872615>>586872748Mentally ill schizo
i was a blue invader, once
>>586872780why delete
>>586873140you can be good at threadshitting
>>586873169don’t quote your conquerors all at once they can’t molest you all the time
kinda yürmy
>>586869520We all miss her
what's t*rrjeeta meltying about this time?
>>586873615I don't want to shit up a thread I want to be good at something or not be depressed or be dead.
>>586873679though that's one person who couldn't even conquer a job interview
>>586873895>thoughnice self report sounds like wishful thinking on your part
>>586873853have you heard of hardswapping?
>>586873695Not your shithole but not at all surprising you decided to post this now
>>586874058yep
>>586874058Yeah, like we're hardswapping whites for browns?
the ergies are divided keep pushing until they break we will win
we merged doe
ergies are too weak to govern we have to take over
>>586874203you can be the very best
ergies left these are nrgies
Shut up
springtime of the ergiesTAKE THE GENNIE OVER
Just want to say Salvare made fun of me the other day even though he’s far worse than me
even toe hes S tier
nobody's S tier
DevilGAWD is the sole S-tier and everyone here agrees.
Curious misspellings of trishtina
>>586878347He failed the poopdood carry test so no he's not S tier. No one here is S tier.
Be quiet
^ C tier
queuers?
we're going to have so much fun playing the duskbloods on the erg pw
^ D tier?
Why is there essentially no documentation for MMV even though they've added tons of shit not in vanilla NR? What an annoying mod team
>>586878039Where did this happen? In the 'cord or the group chat?
>>586879785yeah
Is that litlle sissy merchant having clitty leak? I think salvare is a better player than you now, he improved, and you stagnated. t. s tier opinion
>having clitty leak?Good morning saar
>>586881298dont be mean to queen merchant
>>586881298Holy ESLjeet babble
>>586881645>>586881785>simp meltdown>no argument So weak.
Ansbach's bow's L2 should have been like Lambent feint from Lotf...
kekaroo
>>586879758I’m going to have fun playing with the Duskbloods general with their new password.
OH MY GOOOOOOODhttps://streamable.com/jxk3gmhttps://streamable.com/0nappthttps://streamable.com/cq0wzxI hate this game.
Every general on this board is full of posts from people claiming to know who every anonymous poster is by their pic or writing style.
Favorite D tier to carry?
>>586882506that's true terr
>>586881880Your skin is poop colored and you barely know english shut up
>>586882506Nice try I know exactly who you are maggot
>>586882506/vg/ is an insane asylum that sane people mistakenly take as a place to talk about video games.
>>586882575>bitch merchant meltySalvare mogs you little xis. You can have that on good authority.
>>586882349so weird...
bosses should rape the unraped and rerape the raped
>>586879758that’s not how this works>>586882349probably how it works
we really riled the 'rgies up
So, does this confirm THAT worm in DS3 really was Solaire?
>>586883302No.
>>586882506It's somewhat understandable given some posters go out of their way to become recognisable. It's the result of not meeting real life social needs.
>>586883065you should unrape yourself
>>586883302Solaire is Picklepee. Why else would she have the armour?
>>586883390we are born by the rape
>>586882506i want to go back to old ergthis place sucks so much now
>>586883624All because of 3 or 4 people with nothing better to do...
>>586883521undone by the rape...
>>586883693made men by the rape
>>586883624the nrgies are trying to destroy another gennie we shall stop their corruption
>>586883732our anus is yet to open...
>>586883065terr does this to us daily we need to stop him
Anyone wanna queue?
>>586884262Why is she so stupid?
>>586884262your name sis?
Err bro you were supposed to reply, "fear the old rape." I feel so abandoned...
thinking of the damage and schizophrenia that miyazaki's no-coincidences design ethos has inflicted on the minds of the gamers
>>586883908Don't post this, you'll trigger gaped anon
>>586884704Hello rapedanon
>>586883908See?
Reforged would probably be my favorite overhaul if the guys making it didn't have 17 sticks up their asses about what they think balance means
>>586873696I'm glad that little man is gone
>>586884262No sorry I prefer spamming other players names in the thread and obsessing them over constantly like this retard here >>586882706 >>586881298
>>586885420thats a big girl
>>586885574Jarvis, post the vocaroo
>>586885435you missed some faggot >>586881645>>586878039
https://voca.ro/181JFQMJDI5y
I miss erg tgirls with fat asses
>>586886405I wonder how all those fags who simped for him before feel after hearing this...
>>586886553gank this ergie with rotten patas
>>586795852>Decide to replay Elden Ring>spend 2 hours in character creator>Ok it at least looks somewhat female>enter game, take off helmet>It's a man frome very angle>The farther away the camera gets the manlier they are, uncanny as fuck with the breastsaughhhh
>>586888461the studio lighting can be deceiving but this shouldn't be happening if you QA every angle and distance with the cam
>>586881298Bad opinion
hair too bright and saturated for the complexion also senpai
>>586888461The skin color also looks off she looks like a corpseJust look up some sliders online man alot of people do that anyway I know I did
>>586883516i like the way you think>>586883624not entirely but yeah
>>586889070Was going for the Nightfolk race look
>>586881298>I stagnated from playing different stuffSorry for not playing wylder or iron eye 50000 times devil cuck
>>586888461>>586889241Decided to just go for an asian chick look after. Doesn't look like a man ingame so I'm ready to start
>>586889630rape
>>586884262you look like that
>>586889630oh hey it's
>>586889716Stfu simpcuck
>>586889630>>586884262>>586863870>>586873695you're beautiful
>>586889630downgrade
Nightreign was a failed experiment
>>586890087>>586889716>>586889843
>>586890303>>586890087
>>586890193If by failed experiment you mean B team passion project that made 1100% of its own budget back then yeah.
>>586889630Miyazaki build
>>586890193it's best to contain it to the sidegames, that experience WILL carry forward to the next big project which is currently in pre-production stages
More like c team, they likely have more than two teams at this point?
@614 you're owned
D team poodoo that lent 20000% of its revenues to jeebluds*
What is 706 babbling about
>>586886010queen merchant owns you fag
935 benchod
>>586890614Mindbroken the dsg boy into non replying with that one
>>586886553A few are still around thankfully >>586884262Depends; do you look like that?
>>586884262You just copied me you cunt. Get your own personality
>>586890957>t. salvare's slave
>>586891139You created a new tradition through your influence
>>586891272Shut up I don’t like any of you dickheads.
>>586884262You did your own thing, pioneer anon. Continue as you are.
I hate that faggots stole my posts and posted them like it was their own then posted it. You’re unoriginal, I’m the true
>>586890724you were right but had to reference your boyfriend for no reason so you’re wrong
After seeing @bunnybunzz____ account on xitter I don't think I hate trannies anymore...
somebaldi kill 082
I’m gonna shit all over anyone here in duskbloods because fuck you
>>586892082optimal S tier erg girl build
I’m going back to not being here fuck you
>>586892230Don't shit.
>>586892230Shit.
>>586892082This is precisely why we must turn all the erg boys into erg girls so we can all have big fat juicy butts
>>586892082Cute tgirls like her and erg ones like trish, cupcake, slutge, cc, shifty are Marikas gift
erg tgirlies frotting at limveld...
>>586892892i'm not a tranny
>>586892425thread quality hasn't been great in weeks but you can simply ignore the losers since they're pretty easy to spot.
>>586893447we believe you >>586892939liurnia rather
too easy to spot if I do say so myself
it's like taking runes from a demi-human
>>586893470Everyone’s a loser though, worse they just copy me or go on repetitive schizo rants
>>586893806>t. biggest loser
>>586893806nah some are gamers who actually play the game or talk about the game instead of namedropping 24/7 as if this place is an actual discord server.
>>586892425Don’t leave >>586892892Weird list
>>586893985People playing are the biggest name droppers and also boring shits
Any queers?
>>586894428Maybe if you look like that
>>586893447You act like one t b h
>>586894162there are people who play the game and refuse to play the namedrop game, it's not that hard to do and i'd say these raped and tgirl schtick that some weirdoes have been trying to push are more one dimensional and boring.
>>586894872Name?
I'll put the queue on for a while
>>586894428What's even the point. It's all for not... hehehehe
>>586891268not your current obsession sorry hope that works out for you
>>586896502kino ergif
>>586895172terr
>>586894684>>586894428>>586896502i look like that
Won a second D5 solo game. This shit is hard as fuck."Wait let me finish my attack real quick.......... ok, now you can get the crit"https://streamable.com/otlb6iI have a sneaking suspicion that dogs don't actually have their own running speed, and actually match the player's speed. Because why is this dog matching a full surge sprint? Not a regular sprint. But a surge sprint.https://streamable.com/mxovzw
gg straghess only got the incant school i wanted form literally the last loot orb so thats nice
>>586901635gg fils de pute
>>586901635No one asked or cared cunt
>>586901635Hood lobby of thug life
>hmmm maybe this time I will try to fight artorias a little more aggressively>instant mud slapback to just waiting for his big combos
>>586901635Elf looking beautiful there
>>586901635poopoo breath
>>586901978whoa...calm down cobber its just a friendly gg post
>brony dogshit tier>pedo probably skillslopping like usual>tryhard rev thinking the character is fun or requires any skillmakes you not want to boot up the reign
>>586901635GG ultra garbage loot and desynch everywhere
>>586902346Worked out for me since I got 2 grab ults off that kek
>>586902346God you’re so bad it hurts. You must have like 2k games
Oh bro how could I ever predict this, must be the lag
>>586902318Uh oh obsessive schizo meltdown who also doesn't play the game
>>586902318Is this pururu mori?
rent free
>>586902346Creasy like post
>>586902859Anon, it's missing, like, 1 280 words for it to be creasy like.
>>586902456>>586902645>>586902859roasted that freakazoid
I found one of those corpses with 4 upliftings and 4 shards
@creasyHotdogs I kinda fucked up but I salvage it anyway oh yeah babyhttps://gofile.io/d/nJLeJ9fc
the age of hamstars
>>586903037I am not watching any of these, you can stop uploading them.
>>586903064good post
>>586902746keep making those schizos seethe king
>>586903113You cannot improve without watching
>>586903113You can stop pretending to be me at any time.
>>586904507When did I say I was you? You can stop pretending to be me.
>>586904507>>586904553will the real greasoid please stand up
>>586892410>>586892698>>586892892>>586892939kys mentally ill brown faggot
>>586904929Why?
>kys mentally ill brown faggot
Mush please come back
>>586907036xe's busy playing dragon's dogma
>>586907650yikes...
>>586902275>cobberSuch a weird word…>>586902746>>586903064>>586903186Very cute…
>>586907807Shut it freaklord
I'm leaving to go do my daily 5 minute grass touching, and when I get back the queue had better be FULL
First consecutive win in solo D5. Hey, it's a small thing, but at this point, I have to celebrate the small things.Finally cancelled one of base Caligo's transitions. She never got off the ground all fight, because I either ulted or staggered her.https://streamable.com/vdhzew
>>586908307Don't touch grass
>>586904553>When did I say...You guys ever notice how stupid people always use this line when it's not really relevant to the discussion? Like why did this moron think that he needed to say he was doing the thing he's accused of doing?
who are the pw regulars these days? I haven't been on NR in a few months.
>>586907859No cuckmaggot
>>586908307Show proof>>586908506Don’t discourage him
>>586908794Anonymous, Anonymous and Anonymous. Faggot.
>>586908530Yeesh, nag nag nag... Whatever dude, sure. Just stop replying to me from now on.
I Optimized the Iron Cleaver... It's Heavy Attack is BROKEN!
>>586905960Why are you smiling like that?
we're the haruharu hermits
>>586909769jovial in catarina
>>586905960Ahh~ the quintessential European Knight.
...some say jubilant
>quintessentialmindbroken
>>586910340lol, there he is. Our European cultural preservationist. How are you doing, bud? Still haven't swallowed the truth yet?
If you're not with Hitler get outThis is /hitlerg/
>>586910632I'm with him right now. He's sitting in the armchair over from me.
>>586910340Uh oh you pinched a nerve that’s still a sore spot for him don’t be so rough with the guy
>>586911094He hates when I bring up the "quintessential European" thing, because he soundly lost, but has too much pride to admit it.The whole "mindbroken" thing, is an attempt to discourage me from bringing it up again.
1/3
>>586911094Slobbered his cock and balls thoroughly, he's in heaven right now. Nice one, slut.
They Said Evergaols Were Bad Now...
>>586914280that's how i became eternal queen of the lands between
Why isn't Muni mean to randoms any more? He used to be a clown
Is it just me or is Convergence fucked? Started as a dragon cultist and I'm getting 2-shot by random wolves and sorcerers in Limgrave
>>586914830He probably realized telling mmv players to go fuck themselves will make them quit the mod
>>586914845All souls mods are bad
>>586911583>rent free seethe months later>>586910340
Is naefy a thai lady boy?
>>586916608fraid so
>>586916595>Receiving dividends on your stupidity for months:)
>>586916608naefy is a girl
>>586914981They split their own playerbase between a public build and a patreon build. Not sure if I want to play it.
>>586917236You should subscribe to their patreon because the devs are so cool giving you so much new content and they deserve it.
>>586916996>spent all those months thinking about ityou're paying the rent, cucko
>>586917704>nooooo! stop remembering how retarded I was! just forget about it, or you're... you're mindbroken!lol
queuing
>>586917943i didn't say stop, by all means keep seething about it for another 6 months for my amusement
>>586918075Queued... Are we? Hehehe, how pleasantly foolish you are...
>>586918134I will be sure to remind you periodically of your idiocy.
>>586918263i'm sure your pet brownoids will thank you so much for white knighting them. they might even stab you last.
>>586884512kino is lost on some >>586884668this hits hard after seeing the last few months
>>586918584I'm sure your "honorary whites" will thank you any day for the recognition by putting more brown people in their games.
nt guys
>>586918881and their diversity will flop just like DOAbloods
>>586918957I'm queued but it says 1/3
So Rapier and Cleanrots are the thrusters with the good CR2 huhmight make a thrusting sword build, they just have a fun and safe moveset and I think heolster and dogs are weak to pierce
Where my xbots at?
>>586910185>>586910340Do either of you even know what that word means? It has nothing to do with "essential" or "gold standard" or anything like that.
>>586919889slut
Queue?
Paedophile?
*yuurms*
I'll queue for a little while 1/3
>>586921262i left, its too late
>>586921314its nyover...
>>586920804>>586921314you're beautiful
>>586914280>>586914726Don’t share your life story unprompted.
Mahiro is a healthy young adult
>>586921205still not your shithole
>>586902116i miss him...>>586920804>>586921314cutetomorrow is a better time
>>586922214Not funny and low effort. 1/10, apply yourself.
>>586921314>>586920804creepy...
>>586909585>t. broken-in redditor
>>586921314Faggot
>>586920804>>586921314I can queue same time tomorrow
Troonreign killed this thread. You people are no better than xivg or deadlock generals
>>586926184wrong
>>586926184right
I wish janny would pull his finger out and deal with avatarfags
We love avataryans here
my favorite avataryan is (you)
who's ryan
What's a cool name for a fire knight cosplay build?
>>586928310Devil Knight
>>586928310Faina Kosp
>>586928310gay
>>586928310
>>586795852>finally played ashes of ariendel>two bosses >TWO BOSSESAnd people complained about Forsaken Hollows
>>586908863>>586905361
>>586921314I think you should kill yourself.
>>586930354>>586922214
>>586921314You're beautiful, don't listen to >>586930354
>>586921314Avatarfagging is against the rules newtroon.
>playing with randos>revenant doing beast claw or lightning meta, likely cheated relics>absolutely melts everything the whole run, I barely help>get to nightlord>suddenly they choke and 3bar, are totally uselessevery time
>>586931217Hello do you look like this madam I really want to date you if so
>>586931387yes these are photographs of me
>>586931217>>586931530you're beautiful
>>586931530fat fuck
>>586931530LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>>586931217中国第一!!!!!
I want to queue soon
Sellen wife of Tarnished
Schlop Schlop Schlop Tarnished having bedbreaking proceation session with his Witchwife starting his new dynasty.Schlop Schlop Schlop
Woah...Double ritual post....
>>586931217Getting to see them eat shit on night 2 and/or the nightkord is the only good part of having sloppers/cheaters on your team
>>586936549What about Underaker and Revenant?
>>586940021They're executor's plapmeat
>>586940890I doubt they're interested in that brown eunuch.
>>586940021Neither of them have anything to do with Tarnished..
>>586941796get a life schizo
>>586931217>>586931530>>586931618heh… made me giggle>>586936549it’s just not the same…
>>586936403She looks like this
>>586941673Just realized schloppa stopped NR posting and went backa to ER posting.
>>586941293>>586941398>>586941638>>586941796>>586941867>>586941874>>586942043shut it reterrd
anyone else wanna queue? 1/3
>no talk about the dude who ported the beta duskbloods map into NR completely functional with all enemies
>>586942658True
>>586943597whomst?
>>586943786terr
>>586943786Doneda, I can't find the mod anywhere now so looks like we're out of luck. I see a duskbloods private server thing on emulator, but no proof it actually works and you can play it
hes lying it was terr who did it
mortal shell 2 feels like shit to play why did i even bother pirating this
>>586931530>>586931217Faggot
>>586944536Filtered
>>586931530>>586931217Hetero
>>586919889I think I dislike this guy more than the terrposter honestly, just completely hollow gayfaggot slut posts
>>586945162i wonder if she ever actually found any xbros
>>586945238only men make those kinds of posts
terr did nothing to warrant this kind of attention
>>586945523this is true
>>586945523this is false
I wish so much you fags had to put up with how much my tummy hurts instead you deserve it more
you deserve every bit of your suffering and more
>>586945892no that's you, every time you bring up any poster name unprompted you should get a 5 week long megaperiod
this except blogposting. and it worked!
There isn't a single ounce of proof that terr is the dsg spammer btw
>>586946157I haven't sen terr in game for a while now, does he even still play?
fuck terr, marry mush, kill devil k***ht
terr molested me when i was younger
>>586946319I played a few games with him recently, although it may have been a skinwalker
>>586946157it's obviously all the same terrposting brown
>>586946319He hasn't played in a while and mush and trish haven't either yet the schizos here talk about them constantly every single day
>>586944536True, basically the same jank shit as the first game but with a more bloated map.
>>586946546haven't seen mush or trish but terr plays a few times a week
>>586946546>the schizos here talk about them constantly every single dayI DM'd some people who I hadn't seen in a while, and they each said they didn't post in the therad other than ggs because of the weird schizo shit
schizos own this gennie
proof?
>>586946739as intended
>>586946739>I DM'd some peoplelooks like the steam clique is real
>>586947256it might be but Im not in it, I was DMing random people, some who I hadnt seen in a while
>>586946546>the schizos here talk about them constantly every single dayits almost funny in a sad way>>586947256theres no clique dude, just some anons who have added each other
>>586947425>there's no clique, there's just a clique
How do I get into the steam clique
>>586947256>>586947483Why are you debating if there's a clique, there is an actual erg discord server with 70 members
>>586947739how can that be when there are only 10 people on erg
>>586947686you shouldn't want to, have some respect for yourself and go make real friends or alternately if you just want to hang out around homosexuals sharing porn just join a different kind of 4chan general with less pretensions than this
>>586947739it's just like five/six people talking, everyone else is staying silent. hardly a clique>t. in the discord
>>586947926>go make real friendsThat is quite rich coming from you
>>586947926>go make real friendsliterally how
>>586947997>it's realwhat the fuck. or is this playing along with the troll
>>586948295
>>586948386And the server leader is some random guy who has never played with us
>>586948386why on earth do you need a discord when you can use the thread
>>586948128why do you think this? I literally got invited to two different groups's social outings this weekend, but is it because I post a lot on here that you think I must be anything like you? anyways I am going to say no to going out because my husband and I are deep into wow forever right now>>586948232literally just be nice to the people you see a lot, and if you don't see people a lot go join some regular group gathering of any kind and give up a little of your conformist stubbornnesss, try volunteering at church events instead of looking at so much porn for example
>>586948482that is because it's an obvious honeypot
>>586948642>compelled to word vomit about her life to a bunch of anonymous strangers in a video game thread>why do you think i have no friends
>>586948750What's his endgame
>>586948808it's because it's funny anon, some wordvomit on insta or twitter scrollers and I wordvomit upon 4chan incels, it's really quite entertaining and I make my husband and my friends laugh with these antics
>>586948837rape and impregnation
>>586948837he was trying to find evidence of me posting here but he didn't expect the marika-radagon ploy of falling hopelessly in love and being left powerless in a limbo of inaction
>>586947365I received no such dm
>>586949397...then I didnt DM you?
>>586941851you’re mad because it’s true
>duskbloods NT for emulators is being gatekeptbooo
>>586949575Nigga which company owns Duskblood IP
>>586949629fromsoft
>>586949201>hey normiefriends, check out my constant desperate bragging on this nazi pedo website's elden ring thread>omg you're so funny husbandjeet haha! we're such good and real friends
>>586950158Lmao facts
>>586950158Something really bad must have happened for her to adopt such an obnoxious instance in the last few weeks. Seething incoming btw.
>>586948492People have been wondering this for some time now but no one can say>>586948482This is also pretty damn weird
>>586948482does he talk? about elden ring? maybe he just wanted some friends
>>586950158I mean you should see what my friend does on nazi pedo discords I wonder what you'd make of that but Im not compromising her operation
>>586942065>>586944163>>586945523>>586946157>>586946353>>586946404>>586946516what compels someone to talk about themselves like this
>wow whats the point of a discord>meanwhile actual people make friends on it in generals>know a guy who found his gf from a /vg/ threadjust admit you guys are socially fucked, its okay, so am I that why I'm here
>>586950580>operation>genuinely seething this hard at chudsthis angle doesn't do you any favors either way
>>586950747where is the seethe
>>586950982why would you go after chuds specifically unless you genuinely hated them
>>586951221well that is the difference between my friend and I for example, I intensely dislike the pornsick behavior and mindset but I don't hate you guys enough to pretend befriend you, doxx and legally entrap you, I'm just here to laugh and smile and if anything some wisdom is realizing that my honesty and clarity is of true value when contrasted against cowardly and dishonest weasely behavior
not worthy of a 3-days vacation btw
>>586951550>i'm genuinely seething at your behavior but at least i'm not using discord tactics that don't work on 4chanthanks for confirming it
>>586950158>nazi pedo websitecringe
>>586951950I'm not condemning it
>>586951765I know you're seething you don't have to repeat it, and also half of you guys are terrible about being actually anonymous, also I think you are not understanding what an example is despite another guy already mentioning how commonplace it is for other anons to get in contact enough with each other to the point of dating, my friend already had some /g/ dweeb drive all the way from texas to florida and back to essentially give her a free ride and moving gear, now I could never do that myself but I am attempting to illustrate for you what hate actually looks like, although by the looks of it a mirror of your own face right after misreading and replying to my posts would give you a better example
>>586952740>no u word vomit melty>not seething btw
>>586952861called it
>>586952740
>>586952989nice but sorely missing the amazing sound, sa
>>586952740>yes I am deliberately ragebaiting you because I hate your behavior, but that doesn't count as hateMental gymnastics on full display
>>586952989kek
>>586953303hate would entail more action against you individually, I don't feel very much about you personally, it's more about the archetype of the things that you do which is shared by other posters here, obviously you are not here to be swayed by what I am saying but it is important that the lurkers learn to make this crucial distinction between what is proper hate and what is playful entertainment at your expense
>>586953953>well if i shift the definitions around here it looks like youre wrongclassic midwit
>>586953953>>586954084queue up and stream the game so we can stay on topic okay
>>586950716the chances of finding a girl on this website who isn’t deranged are pretty low not sure that’s a catch >>586952989ok this got me good
>>586954084there is no shifting of definitions, my definition is the consistent one throughout my posting history and you are the one trying to accommodate it around your current feelings, you'll understand better in about 4 months when the next plot point happens>>586954151not today, I'm playing my elden ring roleplay on the wow 4ever pvprp server with my husband
>>586953953>already admitted you hate "pornsick" chuds>trying to redefine words so it doesn't countwhy would you get joy out of specifically targeting chuds unless you hate them
>>586954390Mommy?
>>586953953>I don't hate you personally, I hate everyone like you, but that's not hate
>>586954390stream that instead, i need some sounds to sleep to.
>>586954390>you'll understand better in about 4 months when the next plot point happensInsane schizophrenic ramblings i think being a fat retard has taken more than just a physical toll on you
>>586954396>>586953953Why do you hate porn? I thought western women love making porn because its empowering or some shit.
>>586952989lol my husband saw this reply and said "they're owning you"
>>586954854NTA but they do it for their own amusement and agenda, don't tell me you think women get dolled up just so men could ogle them.
>>586954390>my definition>myProving his point
>husband>I'm doing X with my husband>my husband says>did I mention my husband?
>>586856361>>586866496we know **** take it easy
>>586954854it is because I'm not some puppet who listens to the television, I listen to the trees and the birdies and also I'm northern enough to not really be western like you wouldn't call the zamor nor the fire giants a western civilization>>586954640nice try but I don't want you freaks knowing my name and interrupting our cute wow forever elden ring roleplay dates
the moonlight gapesword
gonna play deadlock with my wife
>>586955764
>>586955551he owns you fag
3/3
>>586954854insecure foids hate porn, even the married ones. she's big mad at chuddies for preferring porn over her, so she tries gloating about her marriage as if anyone would be jealous of the poor bastard stuck with her.
>>586955551I wonder what he did to mindrape you into thinking about him all the time
>>586956003come on man I just wanna play before I gotta work
>>586955551It’s impressive how mad you can make him with such a short succinct post
>>586955707don’t call your hand that
>>586956261i'll chuck the queue on to roast
>>586954396>>586954502>>586954575>>586954640>>586954717>>586954854>>586955159>>586955242https://vocaroo.com/1f2R0IcBPLz2
>>586956469
>>586956469>my husband says im the best after looking at my postsshocking. can't make out what you say at the end because of the accent
>>586954717I'm actually underweight I unironically need to eat more because I forget
>>586956286Deepthroated him into Nirvana there, very slutty.
not your best thread ergies
>>586956469>quoting all your rapists like thatwow what a slut
>raped so bad her cucksband has to console her nowIt's funny that we forced him to do that
>>586957016well the truth was that we were just laughing at the thread together, were watching reels now though
>>586956069>>586955969>2 minutes aparta little less obvious next time mister raped
>>586956469Didn’t ask
>>586957472I know you're an underage groom victim but this is the oldest excuse on the internet.
>>586957489>anyone who disagrees with me is my boogeyman
>>586958070or what
how do we put down the ergie civil war?
be ready to bake
>>586958238Nightreign update
>>586957781it's genuinely true though, I mean I can keep pretend arguing with you if you want but there is no real way to prove to you that the only emotion I experience while posting and reading here is: funny!
>>586923825>>586930267Take your own advice.>>586956621Don’t share your favorite past time unprompted.
>>586958238We probably just kick you out back into your dead shithole and we’ll heal over time
>>586958350and butthurt over drawings
>>586958350how do I get a gf?
if I could ask an elden ring character anything? I would ask boggart how do you actually make mcgriddles? because they are so good but just putting syrup in the middle of a cooking pancake really doesn't cut it, that blackguard is the only trusted voice of culinary reason that I know
I'm her husband, AMA
>>586958070
>>586958525oh I wouldn't say I am butt hurt over the drawings really, I feel kind of mostly sorry for the guys that ogle them and I feel a little secondhand embarrassment out of sympathy but the drawings themselves don't make me feel anything, it is all entirely about the people
>>586958317hopefully unfiltered op
new>>586958714>>586958714
>>586958590but he is sitting right next to me scratching his pair below
>>586958017>*everyone who runs damage control in third person for this one very obvious subhuman is said subhumanfixed for you happy to help
>>586804201>>586816654>>586817004cutewe all look like this
>>586958698>mostly sorry>>586951550>intensely dislikeyou're not good at this
>>586874729>>586874901>>586875654>>586875968>>586877864>>586878347>>586883139>>586884094>>586946832why the hell are you like this just hush parasite
>>586911583But you’re the one still bringing it up months later out of nowhere. It sounds more like you’re the one who lost and can’t let go or cope with it.
>>586950587That's just the dsgroid specialty hombre
>>586958731lame and early
>>586956469Very on topic and Elden ring/Nightreign related
>>586959385it's erg related>>586959002you keep getting baited by deliberate contradictions as if right on queue, this is also elden ring related because the game's lore is written this way to mess with you
>>586956675not with you here
>>586956469>>586956594>>586958826>>586959590still waiting on that source btw >>586854310
>>586959708just email him like I did, duhbut if you post it publicly he won't email with you anymore
>>586959590>i'm only pretending to hate themyou're back to square 1 then >>586951221
>>586959048>>586958431>>586958889>>586958923>>586959048>>586959195>>586950587shut it terrmaggot
>>586960097well if it'll satisfy you to get a more direct answer to that question, the reason is completely separate from emotional involvement of any kind, it's entirely because /v/ adjacent chuds just have the funniest reactions to me and one of the worst inabilities to simply resist replying to bait as has been observed in this general for 4 years now, additionally I genuinely really like the elden ring games and don't really like other games in the same way so this corner of the internet satisfies several niche interests at once
>>586868537>>586849338>>586871451>>586872615>>586955551>>586959048>>586959195>>586958889>>586958431Goddamn, you got him hootering and hollering after cracking that whip on his ass hard like in the good ol’ days! Even made him quote the same rape twice! Go easy on him please! He can’t handle the heat!
>>586920004one of us does and it’s not the first reply
>>586960068are you trying to imply that one of the most successful and famous manga authors around personally corresponds with you but you also conveniently can’t provide any proof of this? lmao. direct me to this email then please.
>>586960584>telling me to fuck off with my shitty posts is just the funniest thing ever! so funny! all those pearl clutching essays about real life were just trolling i didn't actually care enough to write all thatuh huh
>>586960583shut it terrcucka
>>586958731At least the dual threads stopped
>>586961694you have to send him a handwritten letter in japanese through his publisher Shueisha first, I sent him a 100 x 80cm painting and a lock of my hair two years ago and that's how I got in>>586961786writing words is so easy some people even do it all day unironically and just to be miserable imagine that! you can ask my husband if you don't believe me but posting here is way more fun than roblox
>>586958431>said anon tearfully to his mirror>>586960818Nearly choked on that fat load you forced out of him, well done have a good rest slut
>>586962690if you’re going to shitpost at least make it funny
>>586962690and you chose to spend all that time writing all those arguments and blogs to "own the chuds" for your entertainment. but there's no genuine resentment there, no xir.
>>586962890Hows your gaped asshole from janny the other day gaped anon?
>all those pearl clutching essays about real life were just trolling i didn't actually care enough to write all thatI never said any of that by the way, I DID care enough to write all that because it was really funny to do so and also it is advice so good that it may as well be biblical, if you collected all my deliberate and angelic writings here on one book you should read that book cover to cover every night and then magically your life will suddenly be fixed>>586962934it's funny to me and you're not my audience!
>>586963083>>586962734What is it with you and gay sex and men’s assholes? Is this your way of trying to groom people?
>>586963054ok so one misconception you have that would be helpful to clear up is that my objective is "owning" someone or winning anything, you need to accept that I do not think that way, I don't approach these interactions as something to win like you do which leads mostly to chuddery and dissatisfaction made by yourself, my goal is always successful in entertaining myself during boring moments of downtime during my day, it is quite successful because if there were something more entertaining to myself than this while being equally effortless I would be doing that instead
>>586963450"Sore" would have sufficed
>>586963148>no you don't get it my constant pleading and hostility is just for the funny, it's just so funny. the replies dryly poking holes in my logic and telling me to stop blogging are the height of comedy!well, women do have a shit sense of humor. but you're also terrible liars.
>>586963450what do you expect from an out and about homo that’s all there is on their minds
>>586963148you don’t have an audience weird bitch
>>586963745>said the gaped victim
>>586963462obviously you're not owning them in an argument, you're a foid. you're trying to "own" them with ragebait. for some reason you get immense pleasure from the idea of making "the chuds" mad. curious.
>t*** so mindbroken he can only fantasize about gay sex in response to the anal destruction not looking good for dsjeets
>>586963148Didn’t read
>>586817265>>586817362>>586817368>>586817975>>586818017That would be retarded have some shame and basic common sense
>>586964434Give him a minute he’ll hit us with another mass reply to help soothe his feelings
the darkness…
>>586960818>>586961816>>586962890>>586964434>>586964860>>586964985shut it terrjeeta
>>586965012And the light?
>>586966050 meant for >>586966050
^ maggotjeet quoting its superior
>>586902116Skorv… home…
king terr
>>586966574see >>586962890
*peasanterr
Doot doot
>>586963809actually it says 10 unique viewers on my twitch so that is pretty much all of erg already
>>586955910still didn’t laugh
Does this guy not get bored of posting the same image over and over
