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Welcome to Cathay gentlemen!
Bring me more chuds, I hunger for fresh meat.
>>586847735how fresh are we talking here...
>>586847960Meat is meat.
>>586847598Isabella-style implementation of Tullaris for Har Ganeth. Y/N?
Ska Bloodtail coming soon, friends
>>586847735Volorunt should've learned to keep his mouth shut the first time Chadtek schooled him. He was told what would happen if he didn't. It's over now.
>Steal Ketzak from Tamurkhan to make godly drogre shaggoths >Regen only affects nurgle variantsGTFO
sotek is fucking peak 16 yo pussy while legend is stuck with a 70 yo thai grandma
>>586848785Please don't break up the band. Tamurkhan and his bros should stick together.
BOO!
>>586848439another certified nathankino
>>586848789There is a higher chance I will walk on the surface of sun unharmed than S0itek having consensual sexual relations with a living female woman that does not require money for the act.Volound is a tankie cuntPilps is a faggotLegend is retardedThat doesn't make S0itek any less of fat, chronic masturbator who will die alone.
>>586849519>>That doesn't make S0itek any less of fat, chronic masturbator who will die alone.He's just like me...
reminderthere are "things" here who justify handgunners being lowered to tier 2 buildinglook around you and you will see themthey are the reason this game is now shitwhen the time comes they will share a cell with ratfags in hell
>>586848785>cheat>get cheatedGet FUCKED
>>586849519You wouldn't dare say any of this to his face.
>>586847598Good ?
>>586850448Maybe? Nobody plays her.
>>586847693If you have a wizard Lord and a melee Hero, can you send your Hero to do the duel instead of the wizard ?
>SFO in 24 hoursAlmost time to finally play the video game
>>586847693>The armies stand 10 seconds more, longer whilst a duellist is still in the enemy's reachClaude, please...just write something short like a normal tooltip without trying to sound fancy. I beg you, Claude. You're raising a generation who will not know how to just give a normal tooltip and think everything has to be prosaic
>>586850603Yep, I am playing Gelt and even though I have the option turned on in the MCT so my wizards or any lord can duel, I have this captain as my resident duelist.
>>586847735TOTAL SOTEK VICTORY!
>>586850809I would not be too concerned. No one under 25 knows what the word 'prosaic' means. The will just ignore the caption due to illiteracy anyway.
>>586850321
>>586850957Good news for that faggot, useless idiots get bullet too.
>>586850957What exactly does he think is going to happen?
>>586850957>I WANNA SEE A BLUE TEXAS!>I'M TAKING MY FRIENDS OUT TO BREAKFAST AFTER MAKING SURE THEY VOTE!Imagine the feast.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDiskn8XwCE
>>586850957>This is the walking talking libshit CA shill that btfo'd the chudsGuess the pendulum is swinging back early, total chud defeat on all fronts.
>>586851265Black people will collectively get on their hands and knees and thank him for being such a good person and offer their underage daughters.What else?
>>586850720>Kemmler is locked out of recruiting regular vampire lords and heroes>instead gets equivalent of Drycha's Malevolent & Glamoured unit versions>call it them Enthralled or Ensorcelled or some shit to get across he's enslaving them>instead of building vampire lords he exhausts lairs to raise off-brand Bloodhosts/Disciples/Blood VoyagesWorkable?
>>586851412Really the only thing I was concerned about was Texas getting a state income tax but the requirements for that to happen are way too high.Just a tip, being on the losing side of thr American Civil War didn't kill the Democrats as a party, FDR couldn't kill the Republican party, there is no way to kill one of the two major American political parties, they just go and apply the appropriate ammout of soothing cream to their assholes and wait for the other party to fuck up.
>>586851382I have heard people saying the left will run with this as if it is a confirmation of total support of all their bullshit.When its just people sick of the cost of living increases, less jobs, open borders both illegal and legal that causes the first problem, AI and big tech eliminating a massive swath of jobs on top of that and constant foreign wars. No one upset by this that either abstained from voting or swapped votes is going to be happy watching 2 years of gloating and mass lawfare chasing imaginary crimes based on feelings.Just like S0itek they will cheer and stomp because they are children mentally and believe they are in the final scene of Star Wars RotJ and the credits are about to roll. Its all going to get much worse and we are well past a political solution. The US is going to balkanise and these idiots will be the first to die when they are on the wrong side of the fence from other whites who no longer have to repeat lies in public about equality.Its going to end in blood as it always does in all of human history. People thought Trump was Ceasar but turns out the time for a Sulla was 80 years ago and they made sure he 'died' in a vehicle accident. We are now in the 3rd century strife. Rubio might try to turn things around but praising the Sun is just going to get a knife in his back from some autocrat.Its going to get a lot worse for a long time before it ever gets better.
>>586850957>Why did you force me to do this? I just wanted to play video games (and goon to brats).
>>586851756>he exhausts lairs to raise off-brand Bloodhosts/Disciples/Blood VoyagesHonestly I'm surprised that there isn't a single undercity/cult/whatever mechanic that autonomously performs targeted hero actions in the region
>>586851756Yeah but I think you could just cut out vamps entirely from his roster and give him something better even if it's just fancy reskins. He has absolutely no morals whatsoever, even Chaos and Skaven if he can find a way to work them to his own ends, so have him just running with any of the non-Order factions via tech/events causing havoc and trying to pawn a book of Nagash in the meanwhile. Make him a pseudo horde that raises dead versions of whatever are nearby and uses them to fight off the police who come to kick him out before scampering off to the next theater
>>586852332>I have heard people saying the left will run with this as if it is a confirmation of total support of all their bullshit.This is honestly what I find more annoying than anything.Trump deserved his paddling, but the idea that giving the keys to the kingdom to Chuck Shumer is going to fix anything is delusional.
Been away from this place for a week and a half, QRD on how the Sotek shit ended up?
>>586852381>raises dead versions of whatever are nearbyThen you'd have to model undead versions of all the rosters he might encounter, and fuck that.
>>586853040Total Chadtek victory. How else could it possibly go?
>>586853040He was invited to Epsteins UK island
Guess which bug I ran into AGAIN..Sister Lacrima all over again..
>>586851756I could see something like that working for Ghorst. Like he gets to raise plagued crapstacks of zombies to throw into pristine provinces and ruin with zombie AIDS.
>>586853040With a wet fart, as was predictable. Sotek made a single post talking about all the shit they accused of being "CP", obviously it was a nothingburger and all the characters were 1. Drawn and fictional 2. Not actually underage 3. Many of them weren't even naked, and ever since Sotek hasn't needed to say anything else.Pilps swore up and down that he'd put together his own similar document detailing what the actual CP was, and hasn't delivered. Instead he got on a video with Legend where he started to tell some story about how some pakis raped his cousin when they were children that most people have concluded he made up for pity, cried (literally) for like an hour, then he deleted everything asked Legend to take down the video and is now "taking a break from the internet". Legend also swore up and down he'd make a similar document with the actual CP, and... that's it, he hasn't delivered either.So yeah total Sotek victory and it wasn't even difficult.
There we go..
>>586853628I can tell she has a strong preference for Empire Greatswords.
Welp, the baseline is done.. I think..Got my mechanics, got my legendary hero.. gotta give her the blood grail tho.. Item making is easy..>>586853682No, she serves the brets
>>586853508So Legend was just a lying spiteful piece of shit all along?
>>586853803Surprise!
>>586853628>>586853793Why is she vampire is she serve Chaos ?
>>586853803He wouldn't have lied if you had his back
Has it been fixed yet? I want to buy it.
>>586853508Worth noting he broke down crying about how he's persecuted for being racist specifically because of this meme
I'm going to buy Dawn of War IV and then just spam Last Stand until TW40k releases at which point I will drop the game :)
Anyone interested in putting a few turns into my faction mod? The most important things are done I believe. He is a Bret/khorne lord that has quests to destroy bretonnia.. doesn't play like Khorne at all. Doesn't even have bloodhosts.Has a unique recruit mechanic and can teleport between 3 different locations..I can share file if anyone wants to try.Oh yeah, doesn't use any demon units, uses lots of bret roster, used khorne cav roster.. No Vows.. uses bret lords and human khorne lords..u get the idea..
Legend is just Volound driving the speed limit.Give it a few months or years and he'll be doing the exact same perma seething content that Volound is doing
>>586854430Many are saying this
>>586854507if your bret/khorne mod doesn't have squire/valkia romance I ain't playin'
>>586854423Yeah.For a brief moment there, I actually felt bad at the possibility that maybe his story was real and his cousin did get raped. But the more I thought about the logic of it and the more I saw people talk about Pilps' previous history, yeah no shot he didn't make all that shit up to turn scorn into pity in the easiest and cheapest way. It's funny that he thought crying in a video wouldn't backfire though.
>>586854642
>>586853508>nstead he got on a video with Legend where he started to tell some story about how some pakis raped his cousin when they were children that most people have concluded he made up for pity, cried (literally) for like an hour, then he deleted everything asked Legend to take down the video and is now "taking a break from the internet".lold
>>586853803Perhaps more precise than "lying" would be... motivated gullibility. He found it really easy to believe things and go along with them and not concern himself with checking if they were true and exaggerate because of his hatred and resentment.
>>586854926OH I FORGOTHe started making fake accounts to agree with himself. The fucking most obvious attempts you can imagine too, like an account named "fvern24" or gibberish like that suddenly coming out of nowhere going "OH I WAS THERE, I ALSO SAW THE PICS, I'VE BEEN IN SOTEK'S DISCORD FOR THREE YEARS AND HE POSTS CP REGULARLY, I ALSO GATHERED DIRT ON HIM".Which is fucking funny because that'd be an admission at having been looking at and saving CP for three years without denouncing it. Not to mention the fact only he kept using the sentence "gathering dirt".
Actually.. I found a major bug...I'll be back tomorrow..Nighty, /twg/
>>586851756>>instead gets equivalent of Drycha's Malevolent & Glamoured unit versionsSounds fine but I'd rather he get something more akin to Thorek's treasure hunt.
>>586855218It's funny how the only person to have discovered this incriminating information happened to have also been the guy who has been publically making fun of him and nursing a resentful grudge against him and what he thinks he represents for many years.
>>586855301Vampire more like whorepire
>>586850720Oh I guess Venris backed down on his "me no fix SFO until AI gone forever" thing, suppose that was always gonna happen, can't have a patreon with no content.
>>586855404Yeah, the fact nobody but three notorious terminally online schizos with a personal vendetta were the only ones who insisted they totally had proof no one else had seen should have been a dead giveaway.
>>586853508What hapened with Arch and Volound, afaik they were also in on this? Or did their stuff end up being nothingburgers as well
reminder that oogabooga
>>586855798Nothingburgers. Arch even arrived late, just kept shittalking as if it was proven beyond doubt that Sotek is a pedo (this was after Sotek had already published his response with proof it was all legal), then awkwardly shut up and left when no one paid him attention. I think he's the one that insisted his career is over, which is funny because Sotek has made new videos and is doing a business journey to Scotland now. Hopefully to rebreak Volound's legs lmao.All in all, all that has happened is that a bunch of chuds just ran headfirst at a brick wall and now we're all just staring at the brains dripping down that wall wondering wtf was that.
>>586852368The devs themselves said the whole point of the game is conquering the world one settlement at a time, that was even the explanation for nerfing confederations for Vamps, because "what's the fun if you're just given huge sections of the map?"While I think they're flawed for thinking every faction should have the exact same goal of global domination, it explains why a lot of interesting sub-layers of the campaign never got expansion, and why situations exactly like yours have never been added in.
>>586853490The fact Romero Zombies exist in setting but Ghorst can't make them is a sad state.
>>586855798There were a bunch of anons that suddenly were insisting Pilps was right and Sotek is a pedo here on /twg/ when Arch started intervening, but they lasted like one day and then left
>>586856163>bunch of chuds just ran headfirst at a brick wall andLegend is center left and has pretty much always been left wing. He just made edgy jokes in the past.Volound is an unironic communist and third worldistOnly Pips is a wignat
>>586856524Chud is a state of mind more than a specific ideology. Legend and Volound definitely are the type to go "Billions must die".
>>586856486i think it may have only been like 3 or 4 people, the post timer really isn't that long
>>586856524People that parrot "Legend is a chud" never watched his old content. He just made jokes, his actual views were even more leftist than now. I remember him talking about how he was a "preachy reddit atheist" in the past precisely because he thought religion was anti progressive (lgbt, women's rights) and how he thought that old behavior is cringe moved towards a more live and let live mentality he is more center left now.And this was from a stream from a Med 2 stream about 5ish years ago.Most of his slurs and "chud quips" were just edgy australian humor
A third roguelike mode has hit the workshop, m'lord
>>586857223Post it and I'll pass judgement.
>>586857361https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3831477764
>>586851356Talafreako Change-Bringuh ... Gruuuuuugh ......... Chaos
>>586855798Arch stopped talking once people linked him back to his own videos crying about how loli is not pedophilia because 2d =/= 3d and the woke mobs are coming for our lolis.
>>586856004
Been asking AI about various warhammer shitholes as though I'm going to vacation there for no reason
>>586859805meat's meat sounds like my dating philosophy
>>586859805I won't ask if you're stupid, but why are you this stupid?
>>586859931Stupidity implies there is even a token bit of intelligence in the sloppers brain to begin with. This is just sad and pathetic, either harvesting (You)s, or a blighted meatsuit without soul or spirit, bound to let an idiot machine "think" for them.
>>586859931My honest answer is that I don't think I'm particularly unintelligent in a physical sense. I'm not lacking any brain power, it's just that at some point I gave up on even trying to hold myself to any standard
>>586859370This meme is completely reversed.
Which 40k factions will I like most if my favorite things are:>Gunlines>Ambush spamming>Big meaty vortexes with lots of spell intensity>Sturdy frontlines, not necessarily super killy but that can hold the line all battle long>Big fukken stonking boobs
>>586859805omfg!!! what do they eat!
>>586860279I wish she got canonically raped
>>586860613Don't make me call Rakarth
>>586859805people should do this more often so the tech companies realize how retarded it is to push AI
>>586860793Sam Altman already seems to be in full meltdown mode lately, I don't think anyone needs to do anything anymoreNot that it wouldn't be fun to keep pushing his buttons
>>586860279If there was ever a woman built to wife a Gor, it'd be this one.
>>586860279>GunlinesAll of them, this is the space future!>Ambush spammingEldar, Dark Eldar, and Tzeench probably?>Big meaty vortexes with lots of spell intensityProbably chaos marines>Sturdy frontlines, not necessarily super killy but that can hold the line all battle longSpace marines/chaos marines>Big fukken stonking boobsSisters of Battle.Of the launch races, sounds like either space marines (for being sturdy) or Eldar (for being ambush-y), and not Imperial Guard or Orks.
i hate furniggers so muchtretch was next to imrik on last turnhe went and sacked the gates of zharr and marched all the way south over the turn, i can barely reach him in forced march stanceis this skaven mechanics or is it the ai cheating?
It's time to update your eceleb game. This is a 40k general now, and that means this is /ourguy/ now.
>>586861402I have no idea who that is.
We're all playing Eldar (Elves) in 40k
>he decides to suicide into a garrison rather than let imrik get his defeat traitFUCK YOU
>>586861484And allying guard
>>586857223>>586857464People yearn for TW:40k
They changed the closed beta name to friends and family according to steamdb
>>586863474This is Soteks fault
>>586863474If true then they're really actually doing a staged decision process and are just gonna miraculously accept only shills and the shills greatest supporters. If even a single anon gets in i'll be genuinely flabbergasted.
>>586863474CBT is illegal in the UK now.
>Warhammer 1, Warhammer 2, Warhammer 3, Lords of the End Times, Immortal Empires, thousands of dlc for each game in the trilogyI just want o play this shit man. Is there a buying guide out there or something so I can know exactly what I should get?
>>586863694How could they even tell?They dont even ask for your socials
>>586864253Buy Warhammer 3 and use creamapi
>>586864253Buy all of it except for the Kislev, Cathay packs.
>>586863694Jokes on you, im on the official discord and reddit and I shill CASo dont worry, I will post videos and screens here once I redeem my good goy points (karma)
>>586864420I think I'll just do that, actually. Not to save money, but to save me the headache.
>>586861809>1st panel:2 arms>2nd panel: missing left arm>3rd panel: robot right arm@Claude@GorkIs this AI slop ???
The paddy fields are on fire. The poor slant eyes will be free from their oppressors. No human will be subject to monsters larping as their betters. Don't ask me how I set water crops on fire, its magic I don't have to explain shitSmells like victory.
>>586864253I actually didn't know the correct answer to that so I had to look it up for myself. Here you go.https://support.sega.com/hc/en-gb/articles/21453293116561-Immortal-Empires-DLC-Ownership-Guide#id-16/02/23NewImmortalEmpiresFAQ-TotalWar:WARHAMMERIII-ImmortalEmpiresOwnershipGuide
>>586860279>Good at ranged>Good at magic>Good at melee>Sneaky on top of this???Being such a mary sue doesn't fit anyone in TWW
>>586864253Could just buy one of the Lotet lords, as that gives you IE(without the WH3 basegame lords)
>>586865121Not necessarily all at once, doofus.
Was it worth the wait?
>>586864253No really point playing only game 1 or game 2 anymore.Consider them as "big DLC" adding content to game 3.(you got free access to game 3 campaign regardless of which piece of content you own).Just choose what Race / Faction / Character you like and buy it.
>>586860613Does it count if it's figurative?
>>586865494>ET writing:>Louen bleeding out can banish greater daemons if they touch the blood, because he's just so fucking holy and pious.>Mannfred drinks the blood of the one person that's even more holy and pious than Louen.>lol vampire'd, and Mannfred is just fine.
I might have fucked up
>>586865730>YEEEEEAH LET ME MELEE DUEL KAARN THE ANUS ANNIHILATOR WITH MY FUCKING TANK You think?
>>586864253The way it works now is that the main branch of the game, WH3 Immortal Empires, can be played if you have any of the warhammer games. Essentially, each game unlocks the factions that it launched with, so if you buy WH2 then you can play WH3 as Tyrion, Teclis (high elves), Malekith, Morathi (dark elves), Skrolk, Queek (skaven), Mazdamundi or Kroq-gar (lizardmen); the factions that WH2 launched with. Then the individual WH2 DLCs give the individual WH2 factions/subfactions, like the Tomb Kings will give you all the Tomb Kings and each lord pack will give you its two lords.There are also a bunch of sub-factions that are probably enough on their own for you to try *most* factions out in some way or anotherYou don't need to play all of the factions at the same time, each individual one is like 12 hours of gameplay on their own. I've got like 3000 hours and there are still a ton of factions I've never really played. You don't need to commit to buying everything at first, you can instead buy just the basics and wait for a 75% off sale.
>>586865730I could have shot him to pieces, I even have a light mage with net just for this kind of fight...
>>586865730>My mustachio'd man on a tank can totally defeat xXxKillReaperRectumRavager69xXx in melee because it's speed is superior!
>>586863565https://n.uguu.se/yaKQFQXv.mp3
>>586865861Its fine.ITS FUKCING FINE!BURN EVERYTHINGKILLMAIMBURN!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586866126kino....
>>586863565Legend's fault actually.Everyone should thank him
>>586864916No, that's an actual local drawfag.Just made a mistake
>>586866468>can't prompt a human to make no mistakesGrim... or soul?
>>586865210In that case it fits everyone
tretch is finally dead. where do I go now, sw to wipe out queef who I am at war with, ne to help allies kill tammy who I am also at war with or aggro nagash because he's in my shit and I also don't like that he's so friendly with everyone
>>586866567Well, no, for example, I don't like Khorne.
>>586847693Is that a duel mod? What’s the mod name?
>>586866918https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3831075966Literally on the most popular list.
>>586859805
>>586867020does sylvania even have warpstone
So everyone's gonna pretend it's fine that Legend, Volound and Pilps tried to ruin a guy's life and even get him arrested over bullshit?That's just gonna slide? No one is gonna take legal action against these 3 shitheads?
>>586867183Mordheim...
>>586867183thanquol sneaks it in
>>586867183Yeah, a lot of it.It's actually kind of weird the skaven don't focus more on it.
>>586864253Buy all of it especially the Kislev, Cathay packs.
>>586867192Leftist retards, (yes even Pilps is a leftist - an actual Ethnic White Nationalist would not tolerate Volound or Legend.) threatening cancellation and doxing is par for the course.
>>586867192online witch hunts based on little to no evidence happen all the time and the perpetrators always get away with it
>>586866734That should fit under good melee option
>>586867492No because I didn't say necessarily good melee, I said sturdy melee.More dwarf shielded frontline, less rushing Khorne berserker.Ok let me try to phrase it another way, factions that have at least two of the points I mentioned at once.
>>586867192Despite how much we talk about him Sotek has a very small and niche community. The fact of the matter is subscribers of Pilps and Legend saw their respective videos and responses, took them at face value, made a mean comment at Sotek's expense because I mean just look at him, then moved on with their lives. Only terminally online people have the full story. Unless like Moist Critikal or some other huge dramatuber takes Sotek's side most people are not going to care.
>>586867183There was a meteor shower like a thousand years in the past that resulted in a bunch of warpstone burying in the soil. Not necessarily large chunks of it, but there are trace amounts all around. In the more recent past, some five hundred years before the present, there was a big ass warpstone crash in Mordheim just north of the border with Ostermark. Vlad imported cartloads of that stuff to fuel his necromancy, which is what predicated the first vampire war.
>>586866630keep killing rats, link up with teclis down south if he's alive, gor-rok might be chilling
>>586867232>>586867247>>586867267>>586868120i stand corrected it seems
>>586867658What is true in lore, true on TT and what is ultimately true in game are always going to be wildly different. For example;>LoreImperial Guard should be just as good of line holders as anyone simply because they will throw more bodies and armour than the enemy has ammunition.>TTThey can tarpit and overwhelm but 1 model is supposed to represent a battalion as far as numbers go, maybe even more. Its skewed as fck due to model count>GameProbably going to suck dick and require expensive armour (Leman Russ Tanks) you wont be able top afford for fucking ages before they can any line unless fighting other chaff. lore and TT this doesn't make sense as they always deploy combined arms but the game is looking a skirmish sim so what should be and is, is going to be wildly different.Its not like CA is going to let us go Imperial Fist or Iron Warriors and terra form the battlefield into interlocking trenches/bunkers/sight lines and so on. Its just going to be animated models smashing into each other and shooting.
Future of Empire
>>586868253There's also the lore of Mannfred using it to punish vampires that break the rules/betray him in some way, where he locks them inside their coffins with a bunch of warpstone and by the time they come, they've turned into vargheists.
Thanquol is fun.
>>586868508what an asshole
>>586868509I hate skaven
>>586868509If you're gay, sure.
>>586865121I know a guy
>>586868623You can play them in TWW. They're quite good. It's categorically a good thing that these bastards got what they deserved and that you get a good RoR out of it.
>>586868508you must not come
>>586868863>got what they deservedthey're good guys deep down
>>586861085>If there was ever a woman built to wife a Gor, it'd be this one.
>>586867267>It's actually kind of weird the skaven don't focus more on it.According to the lore, skaven were super obsessed with Sylvania, then the Necromancer Lord who was active in Sylvania before Vlad showed up started raising loads of undead to slaughter the skaven and destroy their tunnels.When the witch hunters got him, the Skaven were slowly coming back (along with beastmen, chaos cultists, and more), and when Vlad arrived he initiated new purges to get rid of those guys (as well as human priests who might call out necromantic magic or use divine magic to stop it).So while a true huge skaven force never got into Sylvania, the fact smaller ones have been purged twice probably has led to other skaven never investigating just how much warpstone Vlad actually acquired.
>>586866468I know (was just shit posting for fun, luv' our drawanon(s) :3 )
>>586865887So, if I'm understanding correctly, a good starting point would be to get all 3 games (the keys are pretty cheap even on official stores) so I can play all the main factions of the trilogy in Warhammer 3? Just the base games, no other dlc for now.
>>586869236>I VILL ENSLAVE ZE VORLD!
>>586869752What a handsome man!
>>586869310
>>586868863>Chad Ghorst truning all male vampires into vargheists
>>586869752>>586869890He's pretty metal.
>>586869912And they said Skaven were India-coded!
>>586860279Genestealer Cults give you all of that except for sturdy frontlines (and maybe gunlines, they prefer melee but they do have guns and snipers). They've got like one tanky monster, but the rest of their stuff are either normal dudes or kind of papery for their pricepoint. They're also a really inspired model rangeTau get you all of that except for a sturdy frontline, vortexes, and big boobs (fanart gives them giant honkers anyways because people associate blue east asian aliens with anime girls and sci-fi buxom blue babes)Sisters of Battle give you all of that except for ambushes and vortexes (assuming you don't count artillery that cause firestorms)Custodes are the same as sistersThose are really all your options
>>586869732Yeah I'd say so, that's the most game for your game. If you're particularly interested in a faction you particularly like, get the DLCs pertaining to those - the smaller DLCs, even if you don't play as the particular subfaction, still include recruitable units that you can use outside that subfaction (so Queen & Crone will grant you Sisters of Avelorn for the high elves when playing as Tyrion or Teclis, whether or not you ever play Allarielle)But none of the DLCs are really mandatory, if anything for a first time player it'd be nice to not be overwhelmed with so many different unit types.
>>586868505>Future
>>586869449>when Vlad arrived he initiated new purges to get rid of those guysNo he didn't. There was no ongoing skaven incursion into Sylvania when he arrived, and none were launched during his reign.
>>586870338>But none of the DLCs are really mandatory, if anything for a first time player it'd be nice to not be overwhelmed with so many different unit types.While I generally agree that none are mandatory, I think The Grim & the Grave comes closest, because a lot of Vampire armies, especially early game armies, rely on the healing value of corpse carts, which you don't get access to at all without Grim & GraveKing and the Warlord is arguable because Dwarf Bolt Throwers are very good against very specific units and kind of pointless otherwise.Prophet and the Warlock is also arguable because I've only known Skaven to be a weapon team army, but I've been told they're perfectly fine without it.Though neither of those two would I say come close to the army defining power corpse carts bring to VCuntsEverything else usually just has one good unit that you can build around but nothing mandatory.
I think Vlad might be a vampire
>>586871718No way. Look at him. He's clearly a plaguebearer.
>>586871718He's a nehekharan with a skin condition and special dietary restrictions, don't be a bigot.
>NeferataBeautiful>VladFalling apartWhy the discrepancy?
>>586871718Next you'll tell us men giant ratmen live under Altdorf.
>>586871983A lot of guys think moisturization is just a meme.
>>586864253>>586869732Buying any of the main games gives you access to Immortal Empires, which is the map that most people play on. It's basically the whole globe (with some concessions to fit most of it). Which game you buy gives you access to different factions.>Game 1 gives you the Empire (16/17th century HRE with guns, a generalist roster, and wizards), Dwarfs (sturdy immobile ankle-smashers), Greenskins (raiding hordes of barbarians), and Vampire Counts (aggressive melee-only undead led by terrifyingly strong generals).>Game 2 gets you High Elves (master of all trades, somewhat fragile magical elites), Dark Elves (more aggressive slaver elves), Lizardmen (really aggressive frontliners, great hit-and-run units, and tons of dinosaurs), and Skaven (extremely strong specialist units protected by a tide of shitty, dirt-cheap, cowardly infantry)>Game 3 gets you Kislev (really stubborn slavs with magic and a ton of hybrid melee/ranged units), Cathay (sturdy chinamen that play very defensively with magic and gunpowder/xbows), and four flavors of demons (zippy and lethal gooners, magic-spammer and ranged madmen, aggressive and face-smashing roid ragers, slow and attritious disease victims)Pick whichever game's roster sounds the most interesting. No matter which you pick, you'll get the WH3 client with Immortal Empires to play those factions. From there, if you see some faction or some dude or some unit and go "woah that's cool", check out what dlc they're from and get it or use creamAPI to pirate all the dlc
>>586871983In lore reason: Vlad was dead for 300+ years after being burned to ash so the magic that resurrected him didn't bring back his looks.Real world reason: CA saw more marketing potential with this look since it's less generic.
>>586869912UNGORS RISE UP
>>586872426Both are baseless assumptions.
>>586867658>>586860279>Gunlines, Ambush, Vortexes (Eldritch Storm was in concept art)>Glass cannon melee (but Wraiths should be more durable), flat titsEldar>Gunlines, Vortexes kinda (were showcased in demo, probably weaker than Eldar), sturdy front lines>Ambush will be a thing once Raven Guard/Raptors/Mentors/Blood Ravens dlc happens. No booba since men onlyMarines>Sturdy melee, probably some unstable magic which will look like Vortexes>Ork ranged sucks but there is a lot of them, ambush options will come with Kommando dlc, no boobs since Orks are Boyz onlyOrks>Gunlines>Ambush might come in dlc with Creed (he is only in a fridge) or Catachans and Ratlings. Some magic but probably will be worse than all other 3. Ogryns can be durable I guess but that's only 1 unit. Unisex gear so you can't tell women and men apartGuard
most fun first rat campaign right now? moulder RNG experiments sound zany but thanquol is Newest Thing which is tempting. tips for them appreciated too
>>586871716>Prophet and the Warlock is also arguable because I've only known Skaven to be a weapon team army,Honestly it's crazy how many different units skaven have and how diverse and varied they can be, compared to how incredibly monotonous and strict everyone's armies seem to be. Skaven really was a totally different beast pre-prophet, their firepower was all in globadiers and warpfire throwers and melee infantry, had a real aggressive swarm playstyle with the short range, far more satisfying and skillful imo.
>>586871718Cool it with the anti-Neferatism remarks.
>>586872346Also, each game has its own map. You can play those, but any faction mechsnics added in later games (like WH2's Empire rework) aren't backported. You can play them if you want.>WH1 has the Old World, which is a tull sized not!Europe. The endgame is always the Chaos Invasion from the north.>WH2 has the Eye of the Vortex, which is a de-scrunched Americas, Africa, and High Elf Atlantis. Everyone is competing to do a ritual involving the Vortex, a giant magic whirlpool in the middle of High Elf Atlantis.>WH3 has the Realms of Chaos, which is the North Pole, not!Asia, and the four flavors of hell. This map is honestly kind of really bad.
>>586873121I deliberately avoid weapons teams when I'm not playing Skryre because they are like a tactics black hole that sucks in everything around them
>>586872583The official reason given in the White Dwarf where they revealed him was that they wanted him to look different from Mannfred (now bald) and Konrad, so they leaned in on how many resurrections and loads of abuse of necromancy was starting to have an impact on Vlad's physical form.
>>586873119First first time I'd go for 'ol Reliable Ikit. Thanquol's start is tricky, propper use of his unique mechanic gets you through it, but if you're already trying to understand the rest it can just all fall apart.Ikit buffs guns, has nukes and got the best Skaven start positsion. Easier to learn the Skaven ropes with him.As for tips, don't starve, keep an eye on loyalty, don't forget about undercities (And the rite that gives you a hero that can make them) and put them in good spots. Aside from that, guns are your friend, skaven slaves and clan rats are expendable for a reason and try to use your ambush stance as much as possible.
>>586869732>>586872346And then there's also the DLC factions, of which... I'm pretty sure some of the game 1 DLC factions are free, like Warriors of Chaos (mightiest unholy warriors backed by scaly monsters here to end the world) and Bretonnia (chivalrous arthurian knights backed by cheap smelly monty python peasants).Beastmen (tribal raiding monster people focused on ambushes and charges), Wood Elves (nimble elite archers and sturdy tree men) and Norsca (Warriors of Chaos but more viking/tribal/frost themed) aren't free though.Then in WH2 there are the Tomb Kings (undead egyptian mummies, a more balanced playstyle than vampire counts) and Vampire Coast (zombie pirates with mass gunpowder and aquatic monsters).WH3 also has the Ogres that I forget if they cost money (army full of big heavy charging monstrous fat lads supported by some pathetic goblinoids) and Chaos Dwarfs (evil industrialist dwarfs with hyper elite dwarf units and heavy artillery backed by disposable greenskin slave labour)>>586873256Importantly, all three games give you access to factions you can play on Immortal Empires, which is all part of WH3
Sex with Yin-Yin (Aqua)!
>>586873119>Easy gunsIkit>General playThanquol>Monster mashThrot>General tipsYour infantry is dirt cheap and you have like a billion local recruitment everywhere. Get a second (or even third) army quickly and use it as bait for ambushes and battle reinforcements as encirclement. You need to play as dirtily as possible and throw the enemy off their game in fights early on because your units are just that awful before you get access to your specialist units. Also, stormvermin are NOT "elite infantry", they are better armed/armored meatshields than clanrats.Once you get to your specialists, they are the strength of your army. Moulder monsters run down fragile targets and screen high-mass cavalry/monsters, Skryre weapons teams pump crazy damage downrange, Pestilens infantry do disgustingly high damage for their pricepoint, and Eshin are the same as Pestilens, but they are skirmishers instead of frontliners. Take your pick of these units and pad out the rest of your armies with clanrats and stormvermin to take bullets for them while they do all the heavy lifting.Your magic access is lean, but you've got some really strong damage spells. Warp Lightning is a disgusting signature spell, I hate getting hit by that. Your lords and heroes are generally inferior, but Assassins can put out a ton of damage and are actually pretty easy to get a lot of, Chieftains are super spammable, Lord Skrolk hits hard for a wizard, and Queek specifically is a fucking monster of a fighter later in the campaign.
>>586873385To me it's really just Ratling Guns. Poison Wind Mortars are really good yeah, but they're artillery and artillery as a whole is so insanely good in WH that I can't say it's an exceptionally broken unit. Ratling Guns are simply too fucking good for their paltry cost and ease, and there's nothing they can't kill, their range isn't bad, their accuracy does not matter, their ammo pool is generous, even their speed isn't half bad. I don't think they ought to have been nerfed into uselessness like Depth Guard but I wish something was done at some point about them. The easiest thing I can think of is being so slow as to almost be stationary, but I also wish the sometimes skaven shit explodes rule was a mod
>>586868120>Vlad imported cartloads of that stuff to fuel his necromancy, which is what predicated the first vampire war.In a way that underscores how unskilled he was at necromancy. Other vampires and mortal necromancers have raised armies without having to tap into a thousand metric tons of warpstone. Imagine if the meteor impact in Mordheim didn't happen during his reign, or simply happened in some other province. If a giant magical rock didn't land on his literal doorstep, he might have been forced to settle for being the lord of the Empire's asscrack for who knows how long. There might not have been a Vampire War at all. That the humongous magical rock would crash when it did, where it did, might be the luckiest break anyone in the Empire has ever gotten.
>>586874360>All three give you Immortal EmpiresI said that already
>>586874384Actually her hair is hazel and she wears it in a simple braid down her neck. Sorry, no Aqua for (You).
>>586847598>lord version of the Death Hag>hero version of the High Beastmaster>animated Khaine golem statuesWhat else is missing from the DE roster?
>>586874565>I wish the sometimes skaven shit explodes rule was a modPretty sure CTT has that implemented as a lethal miscast chance on attack for Skaven and (to a lesser extent) Chaos Dwarfs and Empire, but I don't like that mod as much as I used to during WH2. There are a bunch of dlc units (like bearmen for Norsca) that lose all mechanical distinctiveness because CA implemented them as a unique unit in the first place.
>>586874384
Total War: Albert Speer builds
>>586875038me on the right (i acutally look like that irl)
>>586875038
>>586875038>>586875296I feel like this guy plateaued as an artist super early and never got any better because his stuff looks the exact same as it did when WH2 was the newest game. The only reason I can even tell it's newer is cause it's WH3 shit. Or maybe his learning phase is extra long, but I don't think I ever saw development back when he still posted
>>586848425Hot
>https://youtu.be/XFGDrpZzFCo?is=hUsAz-pz4R4jkYq_>no roadmap for WH3>siege rework quietly being killed offThe absolute state of this series
>>586875783Every single time there's a roadmap you fuckers throw a huge hissyfit and you wonder why there's no roadmap? Give me a break.
>>586875783This was the last roadmap we were given.That's right newer anons, we were once on a timeline that would've had Tides of Torment releasing at the beginning of 2024 instead of the end of 2025. We a more than a year behind the content schedule of 2024.
>>586875783>siege rework quietly being killed offThey literally didn't said that tho ...t.actually watched the stream live.(also: Med3 stream this month / 40K stream this month or early next month).
>>586876082Good times.
>>586875783I mean, is there even enough content left for a roadmap? I don't expect any big new content aside from a few lord packs and the Bretonnia rework
>>586876507>Bretonnia reworkvery funny
I want a centigor lord so bad, beastbros.
>>586876710Nah anybody with a brain knows more Beastmen content is a good thing. All the bases were covered by CoC1 and even Kelt has centigors covered. Harpies, minotaurs, etc. There's no need for more.
>>586876859>anybody with a brain knows more Beastmen content is a good thing.I couldn't agree more.
We already have CoC2
>>586876710Ghorros Warhoof soon!Not really.
>>586875593are there any /twg/ artists that evolved
>>586877307It's just not the same
>>586875783The fact that they've been getting a steady stream of news / communication until.. Shogun 2 happened says a lot..
>>586877816Incase, ShindoL, Hirame, Cherrygig, D-Rex, Soboro, Geabull, Rembrandt, Andrew Dobson, and Adolf Hitler all originally posted their art on /twg/ before moving on to better things
>>586874624It's clear the vampire war would have happened inevitably.What's unclear is how much was Vlad, how much was the warpstone and how much was Vlad's book of nagash.We know those latter two factors contributed to him launching the war when he did, but also when he launched the war he had screaming skull artillery and loads of Nehkharan magic/bullshit to back up his necromancy.So would he have just launched the war and murdered everything like he did in End Times?Or was he (because at the time he was written to be more noble/aristocratic) holding off until he could do sieges with less pointless deaths through using Nehekharan bullshit?Did he get the book from the library in Mordheim? Though IIRC later books retconned out him using the Book of Nagash to gain access to that stuff.
>>586867020lmoa
>>586875020CTT in TWW2 was peak, but yeah, TWW3 has so much fucking bloat in units that shouldn't exist it gets a bit silly that you'll have three units with the exact same stat line.
>>586870297Huh, I hadn't considered genestealers, gonna have to look into them.Tau and Sisters already intrigued me, and I have no idea about Custodes beyond them being hyper elite?
>>586875783>ex-CA employee was right, Siege Rework is always patch X.1 and CA will keep pushing out patches that skip over it from 9.0.8 to 10.0
New Malekith/Malerion lore might drop soon
>>586880189He ain't comin nigga
>>586879789I miss Geabull...
>>586880189Nobody cares about a setting that turned dwarfs into somalian women.
>>586875001>Hydra variants (White Dwarf)>Chimera (8th ed rulebook)>City Guards (6th ed)>Manflayers (6th ed)>Magma Dragon (Monstrous Arcanum)>Manticore Riders (Man O' War)>Slave Warriors (CJ)Any unit they feel like creating from the units mentioned in ET.Any unit made from what is normally a unit's champion.Black Ark Fleetmaster (8th) if you do not count it as already in the gameSupreme Sorceress: Light, Heavens, Metal, Life (8th) is technically missingSorceress: Light, Heavens, Metal, Life (8th) is technically missingSupreme Sorceress: Slaanesh (6th) is technically missingSupreme Sorceress: Slaanesh (6th) is technically missing)
>>586877816I maybe evolved a little but mostly I've just been playing too much videogame to draw.
Damn can't believe it's been 3 years already.
>>586881805>>586882020Draw them spitroasting the fay enchatress please
>>586882804It'd be a barrel of fish with a wig on it. Old goblin trick.
Thoughts on Ikit's greatest feat getting retconned as Thanquol's? In the written End Times it was Ikit and Skryre that blew up Morrslieb with help from Skreech Verminking not Thanquol.
>>586883816Logically Thanquol should have been added first, because him pulling the moon closer to the planet is kind of a key plot point before Ikit can blow it up.
Men used to know how to dress.
>>586848419I rather having him leading the Blood Voyage army.
>>586870767the image that broke empirefags...
Absolute BVLL
>>586880189couldn't come up with a more appropriate symbol for Age of Sigmar fans if I tried
>>586870767
>>586883923>>586883816Thanquol should've been first and had Skavenblight...Ikit might be coming in AoS too soon since he's only MIA and not dead
>>586883816>Ikit's greatest featOBJECTION! The big ass moonblaster cannon was conceived and constructed by Zingetail, the Great Skreeductor, handpicked as lead engineer for the Warpmoon Project by Lord Morskittar himself.
>>586889981Skaven politics are complicated
>>586889102>Ikit might be coming in AoS too soonHe's not.
>>586888320Stop using my own images against me!
>>586848419Sounds about right.That or give him his own faction with a dilemma to confederate him/him confederating Hellebron.
>>586870767>>586868505>>586888320
>>586848419Problem: they'd still start in the poopy butt area that is the northwestern corner of the map.
>>586891958Biggest problem is starting so close to Malekith. Why play Hellabron when you could play the Witch King and confed her.
>>586892134Because they have the whole death night thing going on in campaign while he's got nothing at all?
>>586891445
>>586850957>GET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO VOTE!>PLEASE VOTE GOD DAMNIT!I despise when people say this shit more than anything else. They want you voting for their own personal cult but are too cowardly to outright ask it of you, and it's not like they're just making a statement about how much they love the democratic process. Get your fucking hamster cheeks and triple chin out of my face
>>586854642This but squire/wardancer romance
>>586892887I encourage people to vote during mid term elections because generally I think more people should care about local issues whether they agree with me or not.
>>586892851Once again, horse cock is best cock
>>586892851>many are the times a walled town's gate has been unbarred in the middle of the nightwhen estalia invites dwarf refugees
>>586892851>Give women power, authority, trust.>They open the gates to killers, rapists, unwashed masses.A tale as old as time itself.
>>586895403Morathi ...
I think it's amusing that 3/6 skills on Ghorst's unique line are just rephrasing "this bastard is tough as nails."
>>586896619He's built different.
Rakarth has sex with all his monsters. Prove me wrong.
>>586896619Nagash still cant make zombies as strong as Ghorst, he has truly been SURPASSED
>>586896619He's really done it, he's surpassed Nagash
>>586896619>I raised that boy!
>>586896619Truly Ghorst is the Total War: Warhammer III, The Lords of the End Times
Not!Skaven in Tabletop Tavern soon unless steampunktards brigade the poll.
>>586896952How can something so good come from someone so foul
is niggashizar just completely unattackable while nagash owns it? tried it after the rats got kicked out but it couldn't even be selected
>>586897473>Beastmen more unpopular than both Arabs and MermaidsIs this the Ungor Thread of Humiliation? They've been btfo'd thrice already and we aren't even halfway to bump limit.
>>586896619>very powerfull>super hard>amazing recoveryHow can Vlad even compete ...
>>586897851I miss geabull more than you could understand... ;_;
>>586898117What happened to him? His art is great.
Played my first Chaos Dwarf campaign and was blown away. It’s not EU5, but just adding three more resources and a couple extra tech trees makes it so much more engaging, on top of having interesting units. The contrast between them and a bland race like Lizardmen is insane. Are there any other races like this, or is it just endemic of all WH1 factions vs WH3 factions?
>>586898258Dunno, she just disappeared. I've seen people guess it might have been a legal thing since South Korea has some wacky laws regulating smut, but I don't think anyone really knows.
>>586898523F. The art has a charm and unique quality to it. Also hot.
>>586847735>Thinks beating a cripple is an accomplishment
>Want to play Ghorst>Patch has bugged corpses>You can't get corpses from anythingHow the fuck do they always break more than they fix?
Where's the campaign gimmick where an LL gets a turn 33% faster than others? So every 2 turns LL takes 3 turns.
>>586897484>mad and suicidal after his family died to plague>randomly encounters a handsome stranger>is given a cursed book written by the biggest sicko to ever live>fills him with renewed joie de vivre and sense of belongingIf you squint it's a cute story of how friendship and intellectual curiosity can help us pull through the dark times in our life. But really, a good book can change your life.
>>586850957I am glad Texas got rid of Hot Wheels
I completed my Thanquol campaign and now i'm lost. DoW4 isn't for another month..
>>586899376How can they make Dogs of War 4 if they haven't even made the first one?
>>586877317I want to believe.
Im glad Settra is the final opponent in Nagash's big quest battle but its lame he was on his warsphinx instead of his iconic chariot
>Rattle 'em!
How did he get over there? He had to walk through greenskins and skaven and chorfs. He had to get past Grimgor and Greasus.
>>586899050he deserved it though
>>586896905Idk Nagash's pyramid can do a lot even for zombie crapstacks. Might not make them near indestructible the way Ghorst can, but he can add quite a bit in terms of healing cap and resistances, and he can push their replenishment rate much higher.
>>586901452Well the good part of being a necromancer is that you don't need to bring armies wherever you go, so he probably just hitched a ride on a caravan and zombified them all once he decided he had gone far enough.
>>586901825Sorry Arkhan, but Nagash LOST to ghorst, he should be glad Ghrost is too busy cart racing with Greasus in Gnoblar Country to punch down at Nagash
>>586900810I like when they say>rat rat rat rat rat ratIs cute
>>586902736>cart racingGenuinely pisses me off that the von carstein empowerment gives empire units instead of black coaches. Instead of building a wacky races stack I get to pretend I'm supposed to pretend I'm playing a different army altogether, it's bullshit.
the best mod in the game btw
>>586904002It is weird that none of the VC LLs have any buffs for coaches afaik, it should be Vlad or Ghorst's shtick. Also we need a Grom Prix Kart someday
>>586900810>>>586899050I like to think the relationship between a Skaven gunner and his ammo carrier is the closest thing they have to friendship.
>>586904096That's not yinyin.
>>586904096Poljanan reskinned YinYin again???
Few things feel as good as running over a skaven army with some good chariots, exalted seeker chariots or a black coach preferred
>>586889102>Ikit might be coming in AoS too soon since he's only MIA and not deadHe's already in AoS. He almost had gay sex with a guy to become immortal
>>586907281>Ikrit
>>586904470>It is weird that none of the VC LLs have any buffs for coaches afaikI don't think any of the bloodline lords available through lairs do either. Come to think of it I'm not even sure any of them buff grave guard or black knights through their skill tree. But consider that Mannfred still doesn't have a unique line, if and when that ever gets addressed it might go on there.
>try to play other faction that isnt archaon or nagash>get bored earlyits over for me bros..
>>586908753>tell myself i'll learn another faction>quit in turn 2>back to skavenbros...
>>586908753Every few months i reinstall, load up IZ IMMENSITY, genocide high elves while slapping my belly, and make sure I eat a smoked sausage while im playing
I like Age of Sigmar (the tabletop) quite a lot
>>586908753It sure is over for you if you enjoy 19 marauder gameplay. You must be the most boring person alive.
>>586909368still better than 19 bloodletters
>>586909468This is where I tell you to kill yourself. But that's too crude..Open your veins for Khorne!
>>586909368i like the chaos unit upgrade system, even if their early army is mostly warrior spamnagash's spawning high tier units away from home is also nice
>>586910180I haven't played nagash so I dunno what he has or does.
Really nice of the numbah one! strategist nation of humans to stack 5000 troops at the gate.Gelt was able to run a practical exam for his wizard troupe. How nice of them.
>Age of Wonders 4 is having a free weekendGet in there povos
>>586911989Fuck no. I flushed that game cause the gameplay is horrid trash.
>>586911989already own it and most of the DLCgame fucking slaps, best fantasy strategy game
>>586912367You are worth less than filth.
>>586912367Sexo
>>586896619Is Ghorst the strongest Vampire lord now that they have un*t c*ps? I refuse to play factions with the cock cage recruitment system
>>586912902You can always confederate Ghorst and take his factionwide Zombie buffs as you play another VC LL
>>586909368>He doesn't like having a connection and vested interest with his lowly troops that he watches grow into powerful elite warriors Idk what to tell you if you have such zero levels of aura
>>586912902Bro, don't worry, mordred got u https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3810859622Cagies are for emp sissies only.
>>586913176I fucking love you. This almost made me lose NNN
>>586913168But they don't grow. By the time any of them can become chaos warriors, my army is already chaos warriors or chosen I recruited straight up. And then Archaon becomes monster so the units all get deleted so he can run around soloing everyone.Meanwhile the other armies get fed into the AR blunder en mass.
>AI Nagash armies are almost all single-entity monsters and constructs>auto-resolve every single one of those battlestruly the entire game falls apart when an army has more than, say, two big monsters in it. this type of shit should never be allowed, by the AI or the player themselves. it's not even total war at that point, it's the shittiest moba you'll ever play in your life.
>>586912729ha ha yeah
>>586855798Arch just laughed from the sidelines.He wasnt really that involved
>>586888320kekaroooo
>>586917110I did the same and then realized nkari is boring as fuck. Is just pokemon and then going afk.
should i buy oot remake or just play another karl campaign
CARAVANS CAN DROP YOUR ARMY OUT OF AMBUSH STANCE!?
>>586917978I am trying to hold a chokepoint against the undead waves and the fucking chink caravans keep detecting my army. There are no other agents or armies in the same province ffs.
>>586917978>armies can foil an ambush??!!Who'd have guessed.
>>586918081Neutral caravans...
>>586918160When did the game ever say an army must be at war with you to foil the ambush? Think your 2k men are suddenly invisible to them cause you aren't at war?I dunno why this has to be explained every other day. Every neutral army and hero, every allied army and hero, every enemy army and hero rolls to discover your ambush stance in their turn.
>>586918160>Caravan sees weirdoes standing off to the side for some reason>Screams out HERRO YOU WAN MAKE TRADE and alerts everyone to their presenceMakes sense to me
I asked claude for help with a teleport mechanic and he failed. You guys lied.And I can't write, only read lua script so this is gonna be giga aids to figure out.
>>586918654erm they nerfed it because of all the recomping and decomping... too late chud...
>>586918713Did they really put some blocks into claude to stop it from pirating console games?
>>586847735Reminder that Volound is in a wheelchair because of diabetes from being a vegan. Meanwhile he calls Sotek "Pear Golem" for being fat and a shill for Warhammer, yet he's still walking because of the good ol' Texan chilli diet.Just goes to show that veganism and communism is for dying pussies that don't know how the world works.
Is it just me or is lore of beasts fucking shit?Crows does fucking nothingamber spear is nerfed into the groundthe summons suck just feels retarded even using one>muh gryphon mountSo a magic caster that has shit magic but also shit melee? Why would I not just throw good items on an Empire Captain?Why would I not just recruit a bright wizard and burn everything?Resistant to fire damage?Heavens Comet of Cassandora.Beasts feels like its the lore nehekhara of the eight winds. I remember it being really good in WH1 - wtf happened?Do I need to find a mod to buff badly nerfed lores?
>>586920859Sounds to me you aren't using your caster right.. at all.Wanna know what makes Malagor solo armies? Flock of Doom. He gets some LL nonsense but his flock of doom doesn't do more damage or anything. He flies over the enemy army and nonstop spams flock of doom. By the time they reached your frontline, half the army died to flock of doom and he hasn't landed once.You are supposed to spam that shit to soften up your enemies.
>>586920576>diabetes from being a vegan.???? was he one of those carbs only vegans or something?
>>586920859All of its spells are still pretty cheap and cost effective but it's just too easy to get the big dick damage spells from other lores nowI really wish they'd just do something to improve buffs and debuffs. Glittering Robe/Plague of Rust were permanent on tabletop, no reason why they can't do that in game
>>586921867>carbs only vegansIs that a thing? Why is that a thing?! Fucking horrifying!
morathi/malekith ships are now illegal in the uk so DON'T be posting about it here
>>586922262Is this a case of Meds?
How do I get a Kislevite gf like this
>>586875783>quietlyAI posts...
>>586921507Empire wizards are not MALAGOR THE LL
>>586923205And you are posting random camgirls in tranny war general because...?
>>586922469He's referring to the UK's new ban on porn involving relationships that are not explicitly made out to be non-familial, so unless Malekith and Morathi are doing the STEPson and STEPmommy thing they are breaking UK law. We wouldn't want UK citizens to have any reason possible to not be arbitrarily arrested at any time
>>586923351Yes, thanks for repeating what I said.>>586923369Riiight.. we totally don't wanna lose our beloved britbong posters. It would be so irresponsible to post malekith on morathi imagery...I'mma go find some Tyrion X Teclis now.
>>586923369Depends on if they're white or not
Where is everyone today?Nobody playing any fun campaigns?
>>586924437>Where is everyone today?it's 8am
>>586924534It's 9am.. but uhh.. how does that matter? People should be awake already.
>>586924437>Where is everyone today?Taking turns fucking your mom
>>586924868lmao u fuck fat retards
>>586924437Currently burning down Cathay as Gelt, while they beg every turn for peace.
>>586921867>carbs only vegansYou really expect Volound to tell the truth?
>>586925773You are just trying to ragebait me.
>>586925773Setting up to move down into indochina.
>>586923641Ratfags deny the truth that Skaven fur is only patchy
>>586925897You just don't know what's hot..
>>586898435>aislinnplaying a worldwide naval support campaign. you have shipbuilding, settlements you take are gifted to other high elf LLs and you instead put outposts in them. you spend money in these outposts to produce trade goods and influence. you can turn former high elf colonies into your own colony settlements, which use your trade goods and turn them into authority and dragonship parts. dragonship parts are used to build up your ships, authority is used to progress and unlock alternate building chains and get more dragonships/colonies and get blanket buffs. you also use it to get powerful effects from the LLs that you've bolstered by handing off settlements to them. honestly pretty neat!also, you're interacting with influence in the court of the phoenix king like every other high elf, competing for seats in order to buff up lords and confederate and stuff.>dechalaturn settlements into thrall camps, tormentor's holds, or pleasure palaces. thrall camps make shitloads of dosh by converting the people of the region into thrall resources, which is a limited resource; once all the thralls are used up, turn it into a tormentor's hold or abandon it so other people can repopulate it for you. tormentor's holds are recruitment centers/military checkpoints whose garrisons can gain experience ranks and can sally out to attack nearby armies. pleasure palaces are built up using thralls and give you extremely strong buffs to dechala, high-tier recruitment, and decadence. you can spend decadence to apply temporary army buffs (like double experience gain), get batches of single-use pre-battle unit buffs, upgrade those pre-battle unit buffs, get strong items/ancillaries, or give dechala's army permanent buffs. you start with only 1 pleasure palace, and must build up a previous one in order to be able to place another.>saylhonestly never played him or norsca in current year but i'd assume he's similar since he's in the same dlc>continued
Would you guys either join Soitek's discord (including Slannesh channel) or Volound's?
what a captivating name
>>586926173soitek
>>586925803I assure you, I am not. That is just a bonus.All the cathay cocksucking that has been going on the last few threads inspired me to recreate 55 days in Peking or as I am calling it - 55 turns in Cathay.All dragons will be melted down with GOLD MAGIC and their human chattel freed, willingly or not.
>>586926158>NAGASHmap painter hated by everyone else that needs to rely on armies instead of garrisons for defense.your minor settlements are one-settlement mini structures associated with one of the three undead factions, while your major settlements are either those or necropoli (every unit recruitment, strong buffs, you get the drill). you build necropoli up with necromantic energy, which you get from battle and buildings. in order to afford more necropoli, you have to do rituals of undeath, which spend necromantic energy to convert provinces which you have majority control over (and which are next to a province with a necropolis) into undead wastelands. every 3 provinces converted = +1 necropolis cap. most structures also get strong extra effects in undead wastelands.you also have sigils (many of which you'll get from having necropoli in undead wastelands). these sigils are spent in the black pyramid, which is a path of exile style skill tree that buffs literally everything you could possibly think of plus a bit extra.>vampire countsthey don't buy units with money any more or use recruitment. instead, raise dead now costs corpses (a local region resource produced by battles/buildings and increased by corruption) or blood (a resource you convert corpses into). blood is converted slowly, but you have options to do mass conversion at a worse rate (which will require you to shuffle around regions to support, which is lossy). you also spend blood on the vampire lairs you hunt down to awaken your build-a-bear-workshop bloodline lords, because generic vampire lords are gone. you uave 3 tech trees - one for vampires/blood units, one for logistics/reanimation/corpse units, and one for unit buffs (which has mutually exclusive unit specialization techs!)
>>586926328>meanwhile in anon's other campaigns
i find the cathayans boring if i'm to be entirely honest
>>586926495Never played Imrik. I only play Eltharion when playing High Elves.Campaign theme; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMbxmQmo94&list=RD9rMbxmQmo94&start_radio=1
>>586926524Imagine a version of them designed by 80s GW.
>>586926768>Emperor Ching-Chong and his son prince Ping-Pongkino
>>586926656I never understood that eltharion batman joke. I don't watch batman things.
>this is a single player game, chud>fire up unmodded campaign>Not even three turns in before a major bug
>>586927289small family studio
>>586926768i don't mind the modern concept of them really (though they tend a lot towards "dude, it's the faction's main character, John Faction!" like how space marines and the HH do with the primarchs), i just feel like there's too many interesting things GW could do with them that's left on the table right now and i don't really enjoy how they play in campaign and battles. cathay is a pretty bog standard land-holding empire-builder faction, and the only two factions i like developing a large empire with are the dwarfs, because they're surrounded on all sides by people that wanna kill them, and the chaos dwarfs, because developing their infrastructure is laborious and involved. meanwhile in combat, cathay hangs back and plays passively unless a dragon is there, in which case the dragon does single entity monstrous lord things and soloes the battle.credit where credit is due, though, the lord magistrate riding a sky junk might be my favorite generic lord choice in the game. it's stiff competition, though.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3564427558KINO GOT UPDATEDKINO GOT UPDATED
>>586922041Yes. They "go vegan" and only eat bread and pasta with vegetable oils.
>>586927460am i stupid? are these not contradictory statements?
>>586927838He says he removed supply lines and added his own supply lines.So he's just retarded af.
>>586925773basadoThe Han must pay
>>586927329Cathay does feel like it could be most accurately described, for better and for worse, as "Exactly What You Would Expect."
>>586925773Did this tooVery fun campaign. Honestly feels more natural than allying with chinks and having nothing to do. Miao even ran away to her brother and they begged for life together. I still killed them, but left two minor factions as vassals for flavor for allied recruitment and borrowing armiesOnly thing I regret is that it was not on IEE, but everything was crashing for me back then and I had to give it up and only then campaign worked. Cathay really feels like shit without IEE. It's a shitty box really. Opening South, Korea and North does wonders to the area
>>586927329Sounds like someone hasn't enjoyed Cathay's full roster.You get a Shugengun with heals, a clawspeaker life, 6 celestial lions, 6 great moon birds, 6 lognma.It's pure airforce sex.What also works is 6 jade and 6 jet lions and 6 terracotta sentinels. Tho u can cut the sentinels if u wanna be more mobile.A 3rd option, which I only use in multiplayer but works in single too.. You make a tight square with dragon guards, about 8 should do. In the middle, a few sentinels, a clawspeaker life. Above the square, longma and balloons. Nuke the fuckers with balloons and anything that touches your square fucking dies. You can even put a war drum inside your square.
>>586926885>>586926768They would feel like a natural part of the setting then, instead of sticking out like a sore thumb. Every faction is based on an exaggerated stereotypes which are then played straight. Cathay is just chink mary sue pandering faction which is why it fits the setting so terribly
>>586929403*casts howling warpgale*yuuuup... that's a wipe
>>586929546Well duh every army has a weakness.. besides hero spam.. but just don't be a retard and bring an airforce to fight a weapons stack that has a warpgale.
whould I play warhammer 3 or start dd2
>>586929814saar...
>>586924437I'm still deciding if I want to start another campaign or just focus on making a mod to address the concerning lack of big dick futanari representation in game.
>>586929721>brings infantry>nuked>brings monster spam>magma cannoned
>>586929879But Morathi is right there
>>586929814you will play dd2 for about 3 hours then back to WH3... TOTAL WAR! TOTAL WAR! TOTAL WAR!
I've gotta increase upkeep cost dramatically.. this army should not be possible with that much income when I haven't built a single money making building.Or maybe I just slash background income in half.. >>586929879Make. The. Mod.>>586929889I'm a ratfag myself, man. Stop giving me the business!
>>586929838passtard...
Morathi fucked by human sized rat!
>>586930158whould
how the fuck can Med 2 have a better battle engine than games made 20 years after? It is not just an opinion. Units are more responsive and less likely to have issues with path finding or dropped commans. It's still not perfect but light-years better than tge modern slop. The siege battles in Med 2 are objectively better, too. Little details like the units have an animation move the battering ram out of the way after smashing the gates instead of having units phase through it like it transcends the laws or physics in modern Total Slop.
>>586927460Is this just "we have sfo at home"?
>>586930194Ok, still a passtard, passtard.
>>586924437Im having a great time fighting the chaos invasion with Nagash, im having the grand chud himself marching from the southern chaos wastes to the empire where Archaon is annihilating Elspeth, camped the southern wastes and am about to wipe out any threats to my precious desert shithole. Neffy, vlad, and isabella are homing into the fortress that's in the northeastern empire, Luthor is moving with a gang of 4 vamp coast armies to beat the Tzeentch and Slaanesh forts that spawned adjacent to each other in Rakarth's islands. Dont have anything near the last chaos fort in Cathay so Im hoping Ghorst stalls them enough for Nagashizzar to survive. My grave guards are at 180 armor from iron and techs, they damned near Ironbreaker-tierI will protect Karl so he doesnt have to worry about Archaon
>>586929814I've played DD2 for about 60 hours across two accounts (it was the only way to have multiple saves) and I honestly think it's a step back from DD1 even with the DLCDD2 is better than it was on launch but the core combat is too focused on this weird sort of pseudo-realism where fun stuff like double jumps and arcadey physics were removed, and staggering/knockdowns are way more common meaning you basically have to forge all your gear to be dwarven to play the game at all. This makes the core combat way less enjoyable Classes are also more restrictive than in DD1, with fewer skills per class to choose from, so for example classes like sorcerer can't run full debuff builds anymore and classes like archer can't stack special arrows with skills like ranger could. And don't get me started on the removed vocationsHard mode is just a number bloat rather than adding additional enemies, and it feels like there's less interesting things to do in DD2 with fewer dungeons, fewer well thought out ambushes (in DD1 it wasn't uncommon to be ambushed by bandits who'd prep an area beforehand with rolling boulders, traps, etc.), and not very many new monster types both in terms of small enemies and large onesThe enemies in Battahl and Norgan are just stronger versions of the basegame enemies rather than new monsters, and there's all sorts of stuff they could have taken from Dragon's Dogma Online to flesh out the various areas but just didn't. For example, imagine fighting a DDO Ent in that elf forestThere are a few improvements, like innate skills, but it's not enough imoJust go play DD1
>>586930305I would play the warhammer mod if there were more factions. It's criminal how there are like every single bumfuck empire faction but some races get only one thing
>>586930305>Units are more responsive and less likely to have issues with path finding or dropped commans.Absolutely fucking not. In fact there is no TW with more sluggish and less responsive units. Rome 1 was responsive, not fucking Med2, where even turning unit around takes ages while they slowly position and wait for everyone to catch upTW Engine 3 is just upgraded TW Engine 2. Same way Warcore will be upgraded TW Engine 3
>>586930992Why are you protecting Karl? You play the death dude. Shouldn't elspeth be your death mage waifu?
>>586931358Elspeth insulted me greatly when I Mortarched Vlad by making peace with the Glottkin instantly and making me waste ten turns failing to defend Vlad's last scrap of land, while the whole empire ignored the fat diseased faggot walking across it to attack me
>>586931914She promised glottkin that isabella pussy.
>>586931250>Absolutely fucking not. In fact there is no TW with more sluggish and less responsive units You give a command in med 2 and generally speaking it works. You don't have to keep spamming right click all the time like you do in Warhammer. There is not the same half second delay like you get with Warhammer or other " modern " titles. Then again I am playing it again toxay with the unofficial ME2X patch which addresses a lot of issues CA never fixed . Still a 20 year old game, though.
>>586932203>You don't have to keep spamming right click all the time like you do in Warhammer. There is not the same half second delay like you get with Warhammer or other " modern " titlesThere is. You have to spam it with cavalry in particular>unofficial ME2X patchprobably that's why, you are playing heavily modded game
>>586932627Units are much more responsive on guard modeYou just have to remember to turn it off when chasing stuff or w/e
>>586932627>probably that's why potentially, but if a couple of amateurs can patch the engine to the extent is makes this big a difference then it begs the question, why is CA unwilling to do remasters the same way? E,A classics shadow dropped yesterday. EA have included unofficial fan mods and patches to make these games playable and with some quality of life features. I bought the road rash remaster and it is amazing. We have all this incredible technology and experienced developers and companies like CA are still managing to shit the bed with sub par product's and low productivity year after year.Next thing will be they will announce no siege rework as promised this year. Guarantee it. Sadly most players seem not to care about gameplay so long as they have new op units and " lords" ( why is every general a "lord" exactly?)
>>586930181Human sized? Even a verminlord would struggle with her
>>586926158>>586926340DANGEROUSLY based and informative anon. Thank you so much!
>>586934172How does she fly? Does the tail just awkwardly flop through the air behind her?
>>586935163Like a noodle in zero-G.
>>586935420fancy
This is too strong, isn't it.. heh.Maybe I remove the damage bonus..
>>586935823Dude you're making an escapist Arthurian power fantasy crossover fic in Total Slop: Slophammer 3, who cares about percentage points.
I am in love with Malerions mom
Boris is... KINDA FUN?
>>586936268She's got it going on
>>586931070I thought they expanded it recently to cover more factions. https://www.moddb.com/mods/call-of-warhammer-beginning-of-the-end-times
Age of Wonders 4 is free on steam over the weekend if anyone's interested. I think you can create Ratmen and Beastmen in it. Gonna give it a try.
>>586936621yeah but im not a turdbased fag doe
>>586936007I do.Also, Mordred and Arthur exist in Warhammer already, just with different names.I'm gonna slay King Arthur without broken abilities and that's the end of it.
>>586936853>Also, Mordred and Arthur exist in Warhammer already, just with different names.Who are they? And is therea mod?
>>586936974Gilles le Breton is King Arthur, Mallobaude is Mordred.
>>586936548>1 faction for dark elves, bretonnia, tomb kings, etc>6 empire factionslmaoAlso dogs of war is a meme and I don't understand why people want them so bad
>>586937240NICE
>>586937274Neat how Mousillon gets a faction though
>>586937317Mhm..I have her Clarent Blood Arthur as an ability in my mod and the Secret of Pedigree is there too. Gives him shroud. I kinda mixed King Arthur Knights Tale, Fate and the original Arthurian legend...That Noble Phantasm hits hard.. boils any infantry instantly.
>>586937240>Gilles le Breton is King Arthur, Mallobaude is Mordred.Well, Louen is also picking up part of the role of Arthur, since Mallobaude is his bastard son, not Gilles'. Though Gilles does fit the archetype of Arthur better.
>>586937449Yeah I know but there isn't really a point in arguing over who is the real arthur here.. it's warhammer, it's not arthurian legend.
Even got an icon for the ability but it might be too hard to make out ingame..
>>586937448Do I even need to say it?
>>586938119MADE
>>586938226FOR
>>586938226>>586938518As an ancient Mordred fan who even goes by the name Mordred, don't bother.. I've already seen all the blacked edits of her... sadly..Now then, total war modding.I gotta check if my hero now has all her skills assigned correctly.
>>586938652What model are you going to use?
>>586938823I'm using a kitbashed model from Khorne Chosen parts. I can't make models myself or do animation work.. This one fits quite decently tho. Sadly wields an axe but that isn't visible in combat when he's on mount.
>>586937274nigger
>>586938823Dunno if it's a Dorghar thing or a horse thing but he doesn't show axe.. when he swings, it's somewhat seeable but hidden beneath flaming attack effects.
>>586939128>>586939238It's not a sexy woman???
>>586939407No, anon.. as I said, I can't make 3D models.If you bring me a model of Fate's Mordred with painted weights to work with total war, I'll use it and suck your dick. But until then, I must use what I can.
>>586939194Sue me if I find them boring. double nigger
>>586939517God-Emperor, I hope the Sisters make it into the game at a relatively decent pace.
>>586939683Sisters will make it in year 1 or 2, they're fairly popular in the vidya realm as DLCsI wouldn't be worriedI'd be worried about Exodites or Dark Eldar or someshit
>>586939827And the Genestealers?
>>586939827Dark Eldar seems like a given however
Dechala's first battle against the goblins is practically gore porn. I mean after Dechala and her snake men hit the little greenies they just explode and after that it's counting down the seconds until the victory popup shows.
Hm.. I stole King Arthur's art from the wiki.. I wonder if I can steal Mordred's voicelines too.. that'd be hype..
>>586940937Is it too late to save her?
>>586941054https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Sub:Mordred/Dialogueprob get a fat dmca if you upload it to the workshop tho
>>586941054>>586941504also makes me mad i didnt save the artoria karl franz mod that the china uploaded and got instantly killed a month ago baka
>>586941504Not the fate Mordred, baka... + those are jap, I'd have to get the english lines from Apocrypha.. my model is male, so I'd need the voicelines from King Arthur Knights Tale.>>586941682It must be alive somewhere.
>>586941497I don't think she'd let you.
>>586942194don't be a fag
Enough modding. I'mma go punch Arthur in the face.
>>586942220Don't be mean to me >:^(
>>586941941I think she's ready to leave her partying days behind and settle down to become a suburban mother of three and a half children
Well. I have successfully burned Cathay to the ground, seized the good bits and left the rest to the undead and dark elves to rape as they please. All Dragons are dead. Chinks are being civilised by the Empire of MAN.Time for a new campaign. I have decided to enact the GREAT PLAN as Mazda. I will take everything south, then jump over and rid the world of these pesky flying worms that are NOT specified in the plaques.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHLWGmMqKUThe dragons of Cathay are half-bred, chaos powered mistakes. The crime is their very existence. I wills end them back into the abyss.
test
>>586947087husshhh.. let it snooze, /twg/ is tired
Alarielle's voice makes me feel funny.
>>586948160faggot
>>586948160why are you gay?
>>586944378No! Dragons must return to Cathay. No more chaos, no more defiling. Time to follow the rules and go to church!
Reminder sotek, out of the blue, travelled to scotlandVolound should look over his back, he cant outrun sotek
>>586951379They're both heading for prince andrew's island, nobody's going to beat anyone up.
>>586923369Actually, it's only real actors, so Morathi and Malekith wincest is fine unless it's with cosplayers.Other things banned as of this morning>Choking>Strangulation>Hand over mouth>Ageplay>FacesittingThe problem is that the law's wording is so vague, for example choking is actually "restricting air flow", and you know what else restricts air flow, kissing. When confronted with this information, the creator of the bill said "it's for courts to hash out" basically saying someone has to be charged with kissing porn for the precedence to be set that kissing is not the same as "restricting air flow".
>>586947087low
>>586923369Is this Sharia-allowed ?
>>586952472It doesn't need to be specific. The whole point of that law is that it's going to be expanded in the future. Starting it off in porn means they can get the initial foothold down without too much pushback. They're going to do a rerun of the 90s violence censorship in all forms of media.
There's just no end to it.
>>586952472Weaker than an emp sissy.. incredible.But hey, now the emp sissies and us CHADthayans can bully those losers together. A bonding experience.
>>586952472Better learn to enjoy Harlequin, smutfics and published erotica in general.
i love luthor harkon
and luthor harkon loves nagash
>goycattle propaganda
>>586923362yeah because that's so much worse than your waifu-fagging and avatar posting.
>>586952472>>586955583surely erotica will not be safe either, they have already arrested bongs for saying naughty phrases online
>>586956793Good Guy Epstein
>>586944378>*pt-oo's the apocalypse*
You only hate Epstein because leftists told you soYou wish you were him
>>586847735I know that Volound hates CA, but saying that the Warhammer mod for Med 2 is better than TW3 is insane
>>586942194Slaanesh is weak before the power of post nut clarity
>>586920576Why tf do we know this ? Why would Volound ever humiliate himself and told us this ?
>>586957529DuhHe was more into teens anyways
>>586923362Porn addiction
>What we've gotTomb Prince>What ought to beTomb Prince (Sword & Shield)Tomb Prince (Sword & Bow)
>>586912504Shilling a TW3 rip off in the twg is insane
>>586958478Why, ranged heroes aren't allowed to be good
>>586929285>IEEWhat's that anon ?
>>586958793Immortal Empires Expanded
>>586958728>remove the 4 second reload time hard limit for characters>give them all reload times under that thresholdwould this fix ranged characters?
>>586958728empire engineer heroes are great
>>586959181Yeah yeah everyone points to the singular time
>>586958728Sounds like you've never recruited Saytang before.He is up there with Kayzk in the best heroes of the game squad.
Sirs?
>>586929403i will probably give the airforce a shot, but i find single entity/hero spam to get boring kinda quickly so the second list has a bad mark against it and the third one is sit back and play passively which runs into the same issue i have with cathay in general, i like face smashing not hanging back and waiting. this is why i prefer evil factions (and lizards/welves) in combat to most of the good factionsas i said, it's a three-point-issue of campaign mechanics, playstyle, and identity, it's all far too static. addressing one doesn't solve the others. it doesn't help that the coolest looking one is running around in lustria stomping on lizards, who i am biased in favor of
>Can't generate corpses since the patch>None of my cheats have anything to do with corpses>None of them have been updated after the patchCA has done this specifically to spite me.
Historii enjoyers might find it interesting. Fantasoids might want to laugh at it for pretending like Total War is a series with depth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgsJOIgBx3o
>>586959298Yeah there's a few, I get good damage out of skink oracles tooThey just all need a brush up because most are unforgivably bad
>>586960284It's a bug from an old mod interacting with something changed.Corpses are handled by a DLC line due to the way the game is coded, so anything that fucks with those database lines could break something.
>>586960793god warcore cannot come soon enough
>>586960681What I recently learned in my Teclis campaign is that the princess got a do over. She is so fucking awesome. She shoots artillery bolts with a certain skill now and her buffs are awesome.
>>586960462Based ?
>>586961354>She shoots artillery bolts with a certain skill now and her buffs are awesome.Yeah, I've noticed a few ranged characters have artillery bolts now and wasn't sure if I had a mod stealth adding this or if CA had been slowly buffing ranged characters into being relevant.
>>586961428I'm sure it will hit the mark
>>586960284It's funny how they make Paradox's bloatware look clean and lean in comparison.
Do red line boosts to corpse carts buff necromancers on corpse cart mounts?
>>586961428>gendered>westernisedWe want the chud audience
>>586962764Nah
How did this turn into Mel Gibson?
>>586961554i noticed that when fighting saphery as high elves recently and getting my archers'/ship's company's/silver helms' shit blown smooth off by not!arrows of kurnous. have they given this treatment to empire huntsmasters and dark elf dreadlords too, or only the high elves so far?
>ranged legendary lord with no mounts
>>586956879>>586956793this isnt even zoomie memesthis is supercattle 2026 model materialwere you literally just squirted out of your moms dick?you need to be 50+ to play total war, go back to goku x fortnite W edits on youtube you subhuman piece of shit
>>586963329He's a bit speedy when it's summer
>>586963108honestly a good question but i don't mind because he's still probably my second favorite LL to pilot in a fight after kairos
marauders all
>>586939827>>586940698Dark Eldar are getting first part of their refresh next year. And more importantly they are most likely main villains in 12th edition in like 3 years. That would be a chance for the first possible big cross organized event with tabletop. Which they apparently plan to doBigger problem is that CA NEEDS to figure out how to do transports until then. Because Deldar are basically all about their Hutt bargesExodites will be Aeldari dlc. Because Aeldari are all "good" Eldar and not only Craftworlds. Actually may come even faster since we will get first part of Exodite wave this edition even. And TW40k will have Maiden Worlds, we have seen concept art already
>>586963846CLOSE ON THE SHEEP
>>586963931>Bigger problem is that CA NEEDS to figure out how to do transports until then. Because Deldar are basically all about their Hutt bargesTransports are such a big part of practically every 40k faction that it's not avoidableLike I've said, the key is the domination style battle format being default; we're going to be requesting them in mid fight and speeding the transport to drop off infantry once
>>586963931i've always took umbrage with calling craftworlders "eldar" and commorites "dark eldar". i know the craftworlders sell better and came first, but the way that GW frames it in all their codices, the commorites are the actual normal eldar both historically (direct continuation of the eldar empire) and demographically (vastly outnumber the craftworlders and exodites)
>>586963246I've seen them when fighting and playing high elves, when fighting wood elves I saw it, I haven't seen it for other factions but again I thought it was a mod sneaking it in so I wasn't searching.
>>586964540wood elves have always had it though, it's the arrow of kurnous
>>586964687Good point, so yeah HElves are the only faction that didn't have it before that had it.I mostly AR'd against wood elves due to trauma of having fought them in TWW2
>>586964769The cavlet fears the Asrai
>>586960462
>>5869656501337!
>>586965650is that video just a larp of what they would like m3 to be because if so i'm not fucking watching it
>>586963329Druchii hand typed this ...
Hop in loser, we're having crazy space sex in Commorragh
>>586966242Great Khan? Is that you father? Are you finally back from getting mare milk?
>>586847598young Hellebron was the most beautiful woman in the worldshe was so pretty even Malekith said so which made Morathi seethe and that's way she gave Hellebron a defective cauldron of blood
>>586966580cope granny lover
CA DO SOMETHINGhttps://litter.catbox.moe/1myjevqp1ina3dyz.mp4
>>586966901shan't open this link
>>586963463yeah yeah time to slime the hog gramps
>>586966105>look at black ark dreadlord>roll eyes and put him in the corner of the map
>>586966242THE GROUND DOES NOT DESERVE TO TOUCH MY FEET
>>586966580Witch tummy...
LL for this feel?
>>586969262I fucking hate "titles" like this
>>586969503Too late it's everywhere now
>>586969718
>>586969503I Fucking Hated Titles That Are Too Long And Descriptive But Then I Died And Got Reincarnated In A World That Has OneBeen into korean manwhas lately, and apart from the fact 99.99% of them are pure fucking garbage slop I wouldn't feed to the pigs, it's really funny how almost literally all of them are like this.
>>586970270I like some of them because they're not as predictable as JP material is but at this point I don't treat it any different then western novels and comics. Mountains of garbage that you need to mine to find the gems.
CA is finishedhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4427790/Total_Blade_Mythology/
>>586970270It's not even a title, it's a shitty synopsis because the author is too much of a hack to come up with a real title.
I Bought Total War Warhammer 10 Years Ago And Now I Can't Stop Buying The DLCs Because Of Sunk Cost Fallacy Even Though There Are Still Many Things Wrong With The Game That Need Major Overhauls
>>586970270paper tiger is pure kino i have to say
>>586970549After thinking about it for some time how I got hooked on a medium that's objectively so fucking trashy, specially as someone who was never even that much into anime except for a few of the shorter ones, I came to realize the reason korean storytelling hooks me more is that they never do the kind of awful generic boring and/or annoying protags Japan tends towards. Korean's ideas of an ideal protag is always a guy who's 10 steps ahead and knows how to play his opposition in some way or another, which is far more enjoyable to read about than Hiroi Generiku triumph over all obstacles because he's constantly leveling up in the middle of combat. After that, it's a matter of finding the (VERY FEW) korean authors that can actually make the 10 steps ahead thing feel believable and not just like the story is creating the world as it goes just so the protag can show off by always having the perfect ideal counter that he just unlocked.>>586970720>paper tigerHaven't seen that one, I'll check it out. For me, it's Greatest estate developer (now Bountiful harvest), Surviving the game as a barbarian (though it's starting to drag) and Eternally regressing knight.
>>586971475>0 cultivation trashsasuga!
You guys read cartoons huh
no i only play them
>>586971563If there is a good cultivation story, I still haven't found it. A shame because I like the concept of martial arts worlds but they can't write it for shit.
>>586969503
>>586971867>iCringe
>>586971869Even the ones touted as good are just as shit as everything else, maybe it has better characterization and the improvements stop there.The ones that are good completely skip the usual regression/cultivation/school trifecta of garbage like the kim carnby stuff
>>586971867Hell yeah
My feet are cold despite the fact I am in my bed.LL for me?
>>586972535Your feed still circulate blood like any other part of your body but is more sensitive to changes since less insulated. Wear more suitable socks and possibly extra footwear like slippers when walking around the house if the floor itself is colder.
>>586972535Stop being fat. Faggot.
Kind of annoying how this is useless if you're playing as undead, or daemons. It rarely shows up when I'm playing a faction that can benefit from it.
my problem with imrik is that its annoying as fuck to get a second or third etc army because his economy is so shit and i literally have to chase everything around constantly with imrik himself
>>586972535Teclis the weakling.
>>586972535you're blessed by the gods
Given that CA is a British company, when are they going to add the ability to spawn in British bobbies when I say that I like facesitting?
>>586972738Ugh why do men do this, we don't want you to solve the problem just let us be heard
>>586973246Menace Below's been in since launch of game 2 mate
I wish Cathay had more stuff like Shugengan/Alchemist/Zhao human animations. People that fight in formations like Jade Warriors obviously can't be doing the cool Tiandi waves and jumps and shit but with single entities you might as well do the goofy China shit, not like Cathay has anything else going for them. Terracotta Sentinels come kind of close but they're a bit too heavy. Wish somebody would reuse their animations for a dumb Shaolin unit
>>586973246Does this mean that the old lore of what ogresses do to elven women is now illegal?
>>586973534I'm hoping once Li Dao releases, he'll introduce some manner of shaolin sect. My first idea was to make them a unit of fast, lightly armored flanking infantry, but that's covered by tiger warriors now, so maybe a hero unit? Cathay is still missing a dedicated duelist generic hero.If Li Dao introduces monks and Yin-Yin introduces turtles, I won't even play any other factions again.
>press shift 1 to use an ability>selects my entire armythis happens every single battle
>>586973849We can hope, I think some sort of "establishing sects in Cathay regions" instead of just settlement building would be kind of cool. Alternatively make him a pseudo-horde Yellow Turban(in aesthetic, obviously) sort of deal. I know there's a mod that adds Shaolin as units as I used it at one point but it was one of those big Cathay roster deals since every mod that touches Cathay either adds 1 unit or 367 variants of Jade Warriors + 22 LL's.
>>586973983>try to ctrl click another unit to add to the selection, while moving left and right clicking where I want them to go>ctrl+a move entire army
>have regrowth ready to cast>click friendly but routing unit card>deselects caster and doesn't cast spell
chok tok ash
>>586975691tleo-ek jok tok
>>586975691>>586976340korrass ooom chok tok
>>586976340slaaaan un'canny
-3% ward save for +8 armor and +8 melee defense worth it?
>>586976702mazzzzzzzmundi, jok, tok...
>>586976720+8md is a smaller percentage difference than 3 of 23, and none of imrik's early enemies really have ma high enough to drop him down to around 25% chance to block an attack. keep the talisman, i say, until you start running into proper anti-large/high ma threats like infernal ironsworn or grimgor himself
>>586976720>>586977175oh wait lol i just noticed you're nearly max level, why is your md so low
Playing Nagash makes me wish CA would do a pass over Vampcoast, their tech tree still sucks cock and they have nearly no way to up their researchMonstrous impact Necrofex with undead legions is obscene
Bats and wolves, gather
>>586977346i just respecced him and was sitting on skill points. was going to take points out of bow master so I can free them up for lightning strike
>>586977660Find me charnel pits
>>586977660Mannfred coded behavior
>>586977861*standing 5 feet from Nagash, Arkhan, and Mannlet* Soon I'll be all powerful!
>>586965865https://old.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/1xpgltu/this_week_in_total_war_6th_november_2026/>Concepting Total War: Medieval III as Playable History>Luke Holmes, Lead Designer on Medieval III, recently gave a talk to the History & Games Lab at Edinburgh University exploring how we’re building the historical foundations of Medieval III, from research methodologies and source analysis to working with academic historians and specialist consultants.>If you’re interested in learning more about the work that goes into creating historical Total War games from an academic viewpoint, it’s definitely worth having a watch!
>>586978017>I won't betray you... for now!Absolute gigachadmancer
>>586977683i'd finish assigning his points before splitting hairs on items, then. you'll likely get enough MD to have decent block chance against everything that isn't like celestial dragon guard, chosen with halberds, or dechala/archaon/martial verminlord in a fight anyways, and for those you're better off pumping wardsave since you'd need astranomical MD to get past those
What's the strat for earlygame Imrik? He's my favourite high elf LL but his campaign has always been such a pain in the balls. Enemies from every possible angle, corruption everywhere.
>>586978017I will not betray you.
>found a cool mod>"Awesome, where can I download it?">"You need to join our Disc-"FUCK OFF
>>586978321i don't know, i barely ever play high elves. are ship's company not enough?
>>586977971
>>586978321Rush to kill draz but sack and occupy his territories. Only invest into your starting settlement with the unique building which gives dragon princes. Rush that to tier3, get 6 dragon princes in Imrik's army.Congrats you won the campaign. Do whatever now. I would suggest carving a path to Cathay and link up with Meow.
>>586978321>>586978680I meant more strategically, not tactically. So many enemies in the darklands. I can handle battles I think.Haven't played Imrik since Ship Company were added. I prefer Rangers for my early-game-goblin/skeleton/clanrat/marauder slaughtering though, ship's company are just... lame.
>>586978116>>586978526Do you think they know that being a tankier Corpse Cart makes them too valuable to kill off
>>586980669>tankier corpse cartscrew that. i keep them around because they're dirt cheap, hold arcane items, and give arcane conduit/mastery of the elemental winds when a grand necromancer is leading. those guys are cheap wind batteries
>>586978750>sword tip going into the next pagesovl
>>586980669>>586981302The real reason is long range raise dead spamAbsolutely fucked and insane and sicko mode against all armies, any 20v20 is basically a 40v20
>Don't enter my personal space, fucking no-horns.
play countsget negromancer lord to level 3 for soulstealeryou can now win every battle with 10 unbuffed zombies in the first 30 turnsthey removed the challenge from every race they toucheddoes the goyish entity called twg even care?>inb4 you could do that in wh2no you couldntthey didnt give you easy winds of magic in wh2 and didnt spam healing cap effects in every place they could
>>586983857What are you talking about.In TWW2 you just spammed a fuck ton of zombies and then sacrificed them all into the biggest enemy stack you could and high rolled for T4/T5 units before turn 10.In TWW3 before the rework, you could have ghorst/necromancer zombie armies wipe out every enemy and just rapidly and aggressively expand because it cost no money.Hell that was how it was in TWW2 as well except even better there since you could also do infinite free skeleton stacks.The rule for VCunts has always been you can play them like a fag and spam necros/zombies/carts or you can play them like a man, where post-rework they're now a little harder to get rolling but they punch much harder once they do get rolling.
>>586984267>a little harder to get rolling but they punch much harder once they do get rollingFucking everything in this game is hard to get rolling but OP once it does get rolling. Just once I'd like a campaign that starts easy but slowly gets harder.
I havent played twh1 or 2 and I wont because they dont have my beloved Ku'gath or Greasus
>>586984458Dwarfs?Their lack of cav/monsters can really cuck you if you have any mod that helps AI army recruitment.
>>586983857We complain about powercreep every thread you annoying faggotFucking kill yourself/gsg/ lost
>THIS IS A STICK-UP! Hand over all your gold and canopic jars, and nobody needs to get hurt!
>>586974993I look like this
Is this winnable?
>>586984695Yea dwarves are probably the closest if youre fighting factions that buy a lot big monsters, and all the armor starts meaning less late game. If the AI was smarter with its flying units instead of suiciding them itd be rougher
>>586986418On VH/Legendary difficulty they usually fly them to kill your flyers or to support flanking units.
where did i say it was balanced before the dlc?soulstealer is just a unique blatant powercreep spell that is way better than wind of death and you get it at level 3wh2 shitstacks were less reliable due to less magic and no effect spamtier 5 units were shit in wh2including mortis engine which got its damage doubled in wh3
>>586986681Ive noticed they do actually send out flanking squads but theyre bad at the timing, and they just snap and suicide charge into your army if you harass them at all
>>586987898Timing I'll forgive them for, since controlling movement speed of flyers is a bitch.The fact they do snap and suicide rush as soon as you do any harassment is incredibly dumb though, but I don't know what the solution is given you don't want the AI just standing there and taking it while you shell them with mega arty.
>>586954821Any character whose power is "I can take all the beatings" ends up being a punching bag. That's just a rule of storytelling.
>>586969718>Counting or not counting steppe nomad violence?
WE ARE CHARLIE SQUIRKWE CARRY-HOLD THE WARPFLAME
>>586850720Drawing to scale
>>586988175Also Warhammer fantasy novels about vampires are so shitty they compare to the worst 40k books.Like I recommend anyone try to read the first of the von carstein books, it is god awful.Don't buy it though, just find a copy online.
>>586988441This post was too dumb for me to be laughing like I did
>>586988175>the Bloodthirster/Swarmlord can die and will be resurrected! So cool!
>>586988701What's the problem?
>>586989254Too many erotic asphyxiation scenes.
>>586988441
>>586855482People began to realise that CA isn't going to fix the game, so we have to rely on the carpet bombing tactic of AI slop mods until one eventually comes out that is workable?
I think people are missing the forest for the trees when it comes to these slop mods.Yea, there's a lot for fantasy, but 40k has a much larger fanbase and (Arguably) more glub shittos and books.What's going to happen when that gets workshop support?
>>586985651I don't know what i'm looking at but it looks like a Mobile game(derogatory).
This Nameless fella is kind of a dick.
>>586990581It won't, it's all mod.io now.
>>586990581Why are you pretending the main thing to come out of slopmodding is glup shittos? No one cares
>>586990581>missing the forest for the treesMod that removes all trees?
>>586954821>endtimeslopnurglewank
>>586991579He also got briefly dunked on by Aekold Helbrass but that's not included. And Walach Harkon had aligned with Khorne, not Nurgle.
>>586990581CA are gonna be shitty about mods if only because GW has a history of being shitty with mods, Queek Space Marine was deleted and the creator banned, YinYin initially looked more like Aqua and Poljanan was forced to change it or also get her mod removed.Wouldn't surprise me if Red Lasers get removed from the 40k workshop should they appear. Also you can bet your ass there'll be no nsfw mods like there are for WH3(partly because the current game will have maybe a single female leader among the Eldar and that's it) and whilst that doesn't affect me personally, censorship is almost always a bad slippery slope.GW are going to probably be a real bitch about anything but simple QoL. Unrelated but i'm also worried about the short term replayability of 40k in general, going from 25 races each with atleast 2 factions down to seemingly 4 races with 1 faction each(not counting the donutsteel "your dudes" stuff) is going to cause severe whiplash unless they really double down on the asymmetric nature that WH3 sort of has until you look deeper and realise that mechanically there's very little difference between Swordmanii and Ratmanii beyond surface level design and animation rigging and all but a handful are about taking settlements and then building up those settlements to take more settlements and so on. Pretty sure Nakai is the only pure horde left, even Beastmen make Herdstones.I think this is why they're clearly apprehensive about showing even a single unit model for Eldar, because they still haven't worked out how to make a horde faction fun, we heard during the reveal circuit that they in particular will be completely different to anything seen in Total War so far, presumably that means Horde(good) but it could realistically mean anything.
>>586991009wtf is mod.io
>>586991578Doesn't exist, if it did Turin would use it.
>>586992180It's a modding site that allows crossplatform modding, but all mods that get uploaded to it have to be approved by the game devs/publisher.
>>586992180Allows mods to work for consoles and PC simultaneously at the cost of moderation being left to the devs or publishers.It also allows in-house monetisation so someone could make a mod for [your favourite chapter] and then charge 10 bucks for it if GW and CA decide to go that route
I wish there was a Total War of the Ring, no im not interested in your Medieval cheats
>>586992136I hate the current day mod hosts.You have the workshop which allows devs to ban shit despite not being responsible for it.Then you have nexus which arbitrarily bans shit because the mod maker happened to say he doesn't like <thing the moderators like>.Loverslab bans shit that crosses the line for their advertisers (though their advertisers do allow a lot)And as a result every other mod site now gets you lumped in with the pedos.I want a total collapse of internet based marketing.
hmmmmmcomputa, enhance
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3832284352Emperor Vlad mod
>>586993598I cannot fulfill this request. I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. My safety guidelines strictly prohibit the generation or replication of fat slaaneshi shitboxes, daemonic dumptrucks, or exposed daemonette toes. To help me assist you better, please rephrase your prompt to focus on a safe, educational, or creative topic.
>>586993082You are more than welcome to set up your own mod hosting website, if Altman will spare the RAM.
So since they supposedly shut down the reverse engineer claude thing that does that mean no more amazing mods? Seems like there's been a halt.
Bretonnia rework when?
>>586994491After the siege rework.
>>586994453they'll reintroduce it in 2 months at 5x the cost, you goyim are so easy to hook
>>586994971Siege rework when?
>>58699528311.1
>>586995283patch after next
KILL THEMRAISE THEMFART ON THEIR FACES
>>586995336You said that last patch??
Since Nagash has lines for Archaon's incoming crisis does Archaon have one for his? Almost tempted to do a WoC campaign to see
>>586994491You touch my perfect recruitments system peasant and I will break your legs.
Killing Floor 2 key, I already have the gameYRVM9-08X9A-ZLCZG
>>586996857A genoux, paysan. Quelqu'un aurait dû vous sauver il y a très, très longtemps. Je n'ai rencontré aucun mal avec lequel je ne peux pas tuer avec cette épée ici! Je vous dis que dans les Terres du Sud, j'ai rencontré un très mauvais Arabe. Il avait de grosses narines voleuses d'air, des lèvres de bottes monstrueuses, des muscles qui ondulaient sous sa peau cobalt de sorte qu'il ressemblait à un nid de serpent alors qu'il se tordait ici et là. C'est un homme plus âgé, le duc que vous connaissez, qui m'a confié la quête pour écraser ce singe en particulier. Une demi-douzaine de chevaliers qui avaient essayé ont échoué! J'ai traqué ce babouin au gros cul, faisant des bruits de cul hérétiques, applaudissant alors qu'il gambadait ici et là sur Lady's Lands. Le voici, fier comme un putain de paon, le corps d'un esclave arabe encadré par le soleil couchant, suppliant d'être tué. Je me suis approché de l'est. L'a pris au dépourvu alors qu'il adorait le Chaos ou quelque chose. J'ai claqué mon épée sur les fesses brillantes d'Arab, les fesses ont tonné et je suis monté sur sa poitrine. Je vous dis paysan, mais cet Arabe avait commencé à se battre! Ce nègre ininterrompu et fier était méchant, je vous le dis, mais je n'échoue jamais, n'est-ce pas? Je dégainai mon épée en un instant alors qu'Arab tombait sur le ventre et commençait à se tortiller d'avant en arrière. Et Arab s'est mis à crier! C'était aussi fort que l'éclairage du lac. Cet homme pouvait dire que la quête allait réussir, et je vous le dis, il a fait BUCK. Je vous dis que la Dame m'a vu, combattant et combattant l'Arabe, poignardant continuellement le cœur noir de l'Arabe et lui esquivant ma lame. Mais Arab s'est cassé, et j'ai terminé la quête. Vous connaissez? Le mâle s'est cassé. Pardonne-moi, mon paysan, mais ils se brisent tous. Par le roi Léoncoeur et La Dame. Réjouis-toi maintenant, paysan, car la Bretonnie est ton bouclier!
>>586992136>, Queek Space Marine was deleted and the creator banned, YinYin initially looked more like Aqua and Poljanan was forced to change it or also get her mod removed.That's because GW is strictly against miscegention of IPs. Putting Space Marines in WHFB is not allowed and vice versa, putting WHFB content in 40K is not allowedOriginal Yin Yin was took down because she used model from 3k, just like original Hung mod. She looks like Aqua now, but isn't stated to be Aqua> to seemingly 4 races with 1 faction each(not counting the donutsteel "your dudes" stuff)Each Race has 2 Factions + Custom faction
>>586996180Plans change :)
Reminder that all elffags canonically kneel to Grimgor
>>586996385Yes.All of the characters who have new lines talk about the End Times.
>>586997303A lot of genshin/honkai mods also got taken down.They're back up but all of the text is in Chinese and they don't use screenshots now.
>>586997019Wrong thread? Regardless I refunded KF2 after they fucked up the early access and let people refund when it came out accidentally. Tripwire deserves everything they have coming after they fucked up that shit, and I will never get over SWAT being budget Commando and Martial Artist being removed. Fuck TWI, worse than CA
>>586998163It wasn't the wrong thread I don't post anywhere else.
>>586964469Vect called himself some Eldar equivalent of Dark Eldar first as a shitpostHumans call them Dark Eldar because they are more evil than other Space ElvesGW introduced Drukhari and Asuryani names to fix this too. Aeldari are their race as a whole, which is why faction we are getting are combined Craftworlds (Asuryani) + Harlequins (Rillietann) + Corsairs (Anhrathe) + Ynnari + Exodites and not just Craftworlders. And all of those will be "Lord Packs" + Craftworld content, hence Eldar in a base gameDeldar also really aren't pure old Eldar. They changed too. Their current Kabal system was forced onto them by Vect, which made old and true Eldar Nobles seethe (The Lords of the Iron Thorn, Kabal of the Dying Sun)
>>586989891>counting-tallying or not counting-tallying pirate-thing violence?!
It's getting cold and I'm getting the yearning to be a ward against chaos. So it's Kislev time.
Unfortunately Kislev's roster is rather lacking compared to others. At least there's always Ogre bros as mercenaries.
winnable? both mages are death rip
>>586998163>being removedMore like never made to begin with
>>586985103try it
>>586998520>Streltsi have gunaxes in vanillashit, I completely forgot use Guns of Erengrad, Calm Kislev Reskin and Dead's mods
>>587000036So why is Zhao Ming going crazy from being near warpstone for too long but this guy has a warpstone eagle bolted to his chest and seems fine?
what am I in for
>>587000414Rape.
Von Carstein Blade my beloved...
>>586963931>Dark Eldar are getting first part of their refresh next year.Nigga shut yo ass
played lots of wh 1 and 2bought 3 recently and bought chorfs campaign, loved it. loved enhancing my units, long campaign victory was a chore cause dawitide and sylvania blobbed to shit, still tried my armies against every race i could find.what should i play next?i got chorfs cause they have no faggot LL packs that would block me from units save from the chaos siege giant, if i buy another pack i dont want to be unit locked.
>>586998291>08X9A
>>587000774to add to this, i dont like elves or dark elves, dont like vampire coast,played dwarfs, lizardmen, tomb kings, skaven,empire, brettonia, norsca, sylvania enough. would only play if new good campaign mechanics.Maybe ogres or chinks or slavs? Chaos factions?
Are there any undead unusual locations?
>>587000620Dark Eldar dlc is comingI can feel it
>>587000774>if i buy another pack i dont want to be unit lockedThen your only choice is Vampire Coast. Every other race has atleast one extra DLC. By contrast Vampire Coast only have a single lore of magic which is locked behind Nagash.>>587001253You're out of luck, every single race in the game now has content locked behind DLC, especially WoC and Beastmen who also get the units meant for the monogod factions along with having their own in-race DLC.>OgresFine on their own but you will be missing some units without Golgfag>ChinksFine on their own but you'll be missing a lot of their air force and overall mobility without DLC>SlavsFine on their own, Ostankya mostly gives monsters but she does give some cheap infantry and really good crossbows but generally she's a skip if you aren't interested in monsters.>ChaosNo go, they're all an interconnected web of DLC, DLC for Monogods are also required DLC for WoC and Beastmen by your metrics.TLDR: Coast is the only choice left for a complete roster out of the box and even then with the addition of Nagash they're missing a lore of magic now. Ogres, Kislev and Cathay are perfectly good out of the box albeit not "complete".
>>587001253>i dont like elves or dark elvesWhy?
>>586998291>Asuryani) + Harlequins (Rillietann) + Corsairs (Anhrathe) + Ynnari + Exodites and not just Craftworlders. And all of those will be "Lord Packs" + Craftworld content, hence Eldar in a base gameI love when settings do the whole"We ventured through the galgorathin to reach the trudabopolis and speak with the faztudipicus, to explain our beelllililililack"
>>587000175The power of faith is stronger than the power of anime.
>>587001962It's more immersiveSawyer was right
FURRIES AND ECELEBS AND RATFAGS DO NOT END THE GENERAL. I DO.
>>587001883DLC creep is real and it's only going to get worse considering 40k has much more content to add and only a single game to add it.
>>587000937>all 3 are "approach then retreat"wow such diverse tactics
>>587002378I will laugh my ass off if in 10 years Warcore is already crumbling under the weight of 200 Space Marine chapters.
>>587000937I like how all those 3 say the same thing but are worded differently to feel different
>>587001941have no idea just dont like em. im mostly a dawi type of guy apparently. Also miss game 2 dlc for them.>>587001883looks like i would need to buy at least 1-2 dlcs then. thats very jiddish so i will probably pass or grab em for pennies on a keysite. thanks for the input
>>587002552I'm surprised you think it will be 10 when they're already panicking and not sure how to incorporate Eldar into the game.
>>587002486>>587002656That's the joke.
>>587002552With warhammer they never imagined it would last as long as it didWith 40k they are literally building everything to be scalable, so I hope this means less tech debt over the years
>>587002723>probably pass or grab em for pennies on a keysite. thanks for the inputI advise using creamapi (someone can probably explain how, I would but I don't have my links on this device), try out the different factions with full DLC access, and then buying the ones that you like when they're on sale or on a key selling site.
>>587000937No you don't get it it's like Asur, Asrai and Druchi where they're all spear and bow but one has noble monsters, one has angry monsters and the final one has BPD monsters.
>>587002723Just use creaminstaller my dude
>>587002824Consider this.Even before TWW2 they had a hard time getting the AI to follow the game rules.Starting with TWW2, they couldn't get the AI to follow any rules that weren't included in the launch.Now consider how often they add in new rules, options, or features to cover ideas they didn't think of at launch.
>>587002723Don't creamapi it anon CA will go belly up without your contributions!!
>>587002974Harlequin are without a fantasy counterpartThere isnt even cegorach in fantasy
>>587003491Harlequins are just Slaaneshi eldar in denial.
>>587003491Actually they're Wood Elves.>ooh hoo hoo hee sometimes we'll save an empire(guard) regiment and sometimes we'll be the ones to KILL THEM ALLThey're Wood Elves.
>>587003634Poor bait
Harle-who? Do they have their own Codex? Huh? They got downgraded to being a part of Eldar in a more general sense? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK was this all a part of cuckoraped's plan to defeat Slaanesh too?
Total war of the ring when (cheat users begone)
THEY RIGGED ITTHE STEAMNIGGERS RIGGED ITTHE RATFRIENDS WERE STOLEN FROMNO JUSTICE NO PEACE
>>587007171>ratfags lose by 1 vote
>>587007171Fucking Beastfags splitting the vote
>brapires steamrolled the empire >nagash endgame starts>my one good army can't take on nagash himself and he's body blocking the cooridor into the mountain range where at least one of his mortarchs went>his mortarchs spread out all around>10 turns left and he's still got 244 power level
any good neferata gooner mods?
Why is nobody talking about this? I thought /we/ loved 3K?https://x.com/hanzhonglang/status/2118793612540449045
>>587009572Is it human or AI translated?
>>587010145Human fan translation, this particular group has been at it for years.
>>586985103why watch this over the 2010 series though?
>>587010270Good, thanks for posting that.
>>587010634The 2010 one is considered bad by the native Chinese audience, this one is considered the definitive best adaptation of the Romance and also one of the best Historical Dramas ever made in general.Like there were Chinese channels built off of shitting on the 2010 version in the same way there are channels in the best built off of shitting on Marvel or GoT or "Woke" animation.
>>587010903*in the west
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