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Previous: >>586886118

New Umayuru episode is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao

>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/Firm
Current Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg
11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus
11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event
11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/1600
11/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 1
11/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower

>JP Game News
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Gweetings
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LITERALLY MY FIRST RUN WITH HER
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troon chasing general
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>>586899095
tyler you used this fucking image already nigga
at least use one where she looks less chopped cmon
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disgusting op and I don't even think ryan looks bad
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>>586899152
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My trainee is giving me a weird look
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>>586899159
Machitan sex
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no one cares seaturd
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It’s that easy
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>>586899310
Tyler lost CM. Let him have this one
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>>586899324
Please do not be rude
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>>586899291
INSHALLAH YOU WILL BE RAPED
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>>586899370
which post?
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>>586899370
this is 4chan not make a wish
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>>586899261
2/2
>>586899310
i used it for a ritual post... not a bread bwo...
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>>586899432
i swear i saw this in an op but i am a retard so who knows.
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Capricorn Cup status?
https://poal.me/og1ngb
https://poal.me/og1ngb
https://poal.me/og1ngb
triple hesistant pace paid off thank fuck there's no cheer king in my lobby
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I pulled Helios in 3 multis so i'll be sure to masturbate to her tonight
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Normal mood pre-race animation (waving hand(s)) is better than Good-Great animation
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>jobbed in CM again
>snacks
>sees green woman
>it's teio (dupe)
I WILL END YOU TEIO
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>>586899571
what is the sexiest part of Helios?
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>poal
[-]
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secretly possessive
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>>586899565
wonnered
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hi
friday vibes highkey
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>>586899565
Omedetou gwo. Also
JOBBED
HARD
>>586899609
YOU ARE NOW A TEIO TRAINER ACCEPT YOUR FATE
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>>586899617
for me? i like how genki she is
it's cute
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leading on girls is bad!
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>>586899432
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NO CAP YOU NEED TO LOCK IN GIRLIE FR FR
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>ArigaTHANKS
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>>586899665
fellatio from that uma
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>>586899754
this
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>Helios wrote her own skill description
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>>586899609
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>>586899794
WE JUST KEEP ON WINNIN
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>>586899261
Dober...
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I want to make a collage of um/a/nons winning CM 21. Post the intro screenshot for Ms. Victoria and I'll combine them in a day or two.

I'd post mine but I got really drunk because OGuri FAT WON so I have a distractingly annoying stiffy soo I neeeed to calm it down furst.
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>>586899818
meet me in the club restroom after school <3
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>>586899794
>gomenassory
>yametekudastop
Things Grass Wonder would say after sipping sake
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>>586899919
Just check two threads back
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>>586899980
oh so thats where that comes from
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>>586899963
fuck off tranny seriously
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>>586899778
What is this expression trying to convey?
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well didn't spark dirt but went all the way anyways, also brought 3 wit cards by mistake but it didn't end up too awful, will just throw her in TT
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i want to have sex with loli kitadia
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>>586900153
Akshually it's T-Rain
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>>586899973
She would never besmirch the wonderful Japanese language like that
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>>586899973
>>586899894
So Helios is Osakabehime?
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>>586899919
Why are we stealing ideas from /v/ma.
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cm22 status?
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>>586900153
CUTE!
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>>586900153
My super genki daughter is so ultra cute!
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Does Cygames sponsor any Bong Races?
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>>586900106
That's the "I'm going to flirt with trainer in public" face.
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need to stop masturbating to Helios before I start associating zoomer lingo with horny
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>>586900284
We're creatively bankrupt
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>>586899919
why you didn't do this for cm20? because you lost?
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>>586900082
Leave her alone.
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>>586900453
heyy
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>read Helios story ch.1-4
>super fun genki wholesome retard
I fucking love this dumb gyaru now. Oh my god.
>watching her smile is like seeing the sun come up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>586900287
taking it easy today but will start working on aces tomorrow
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you should snack on support banner to unlock machan in lobby if you don't have her trainee version
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>>586900287
I lost but got Helios in 10
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>>586900287
>End closer chain for Digitan is a little scattered, trying to get Spurt and Leap Forward to stick, but Sharp Steps from an event stuck which makes it kind of interesting
>Green focus and general front combos for Brickey are getting there, no Groundwork sticking yet
I love the stuff Inari can make as a parent though, need to cycle her out so I can train her as an ace so I've got a while to go.
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>>586900436
no, it's worse than that. I won 1st place in CM20
in Open League
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>>586900641
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>>586900641
this is a funny gaslight post but unfortunately we ALL pulled machan
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>>586900453
>her
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>>586900453
it*
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>>586899665
are you rolling helios?
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>>586900453
them*
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it's any/any actually...
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>>586900726
fuck off V
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>>586900453
why won't it leave us alone first?
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>>586899914
Trainer overcoming the tsun repulsion, getting close enough for the strong dere force to take over and fuse them together...
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>>586900876
teio/teio
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***** getting uppity after 1 CM win after how many hours
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thread sux, this is the last straw, im fucking posting it
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Snack on Helios banner
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>586900876
you are a fat balding man get a grip on reality dude
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We have the gates for Copa Republica Argentina
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>1st ever plat
>reward kingu with date
>beat up whorren
today's a good day
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>>586900947
now imagine her doing this to your dingdong
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/ourgirl/ WONNERED
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once i have ramonu i'll have my deck for cm23 + borrowed oguri wit
>bro your urara guts
no starting bond is cancer
>bro your throne
im practicing playing GM without it
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>>586901039
Finally a real female
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I wish I got Cheer Kingu
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>>586901028
i do, every day actually
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>>586901203
based and same. her obsession with her nails makes me think she'd be very delicate when it comes to anything hand related
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>>586900403
Public hand-holding with Ardan..
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>>586900947
I want to be dumb with Jordan
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Give me a (You) or I rape Ardan. I'm an ugly old fat bastard so she won't like it.
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>>586899565
i wonder if kingu is the type to get carried by her emotions and initiate umapyoi after this?
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>>586901020
that's the jordan race!
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I'm glad she finally won
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disgusting old fat ugly bastard
kill yourself
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I snacked and got rewarded for it
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why do they keep turning umas into animals that aren't horses
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>>586900828
I am nooot, did watch someone do it earlier so that sated my pull urges enough until ramonunununu
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>>586899291
M-M-M-MARKED
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I hate Helios
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>>586900947
cumming on jordan's fingernails
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>>586901447
damn I thought she'd be your kind of girl
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>>586901327
she's not THAT dumb..
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Helios is so cringe it's cute
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>>586901406
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>>586901327
I'm waiting until gyaru banner to do so, but the wait will be worth it.
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>>586901434
OK time to call it quits
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>>586901439
I cant tell which one is cafe or fuku = it sucks
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>>586901351
you're my type though?
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>>586899291
Anon is getting pregnant
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Which Uma seems dumb but is really smart?
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>>586901562
sha-caboose
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some cute screens to get in her story
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The Chiyoposter is a BALDIE
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so is Helios a gyaru or what is she
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>>586901642
Gold Ship
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>>586901642
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>>586901510
IN THEORY yesh but not this time around
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>>586901727
proof?
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>>586901420
oi. stop being mean to my torena.
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>only 5 new friends with the new card
pacechuds.... i got too cocky
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>>586899291
>Zoomer Sex
OH YEAH!
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>>586901727
If you're lucky, he'd let you slap a toilet plunger on that shit and yank away
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cuckquean uma
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>>586901732
>so is Helios a gyaru or what is she
https://youtu.be/HHqIBsV96Dc?t=93

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
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>>586901642
You posted her nigga
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>>586901806
the only pace i ever use already has n&n sorry bwo
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>>586901791

See
>>586898459
>>585255158
>>585255598
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>>586901847
she can watch while I impregnate Ruby
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>>586901642
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https://poal.me/cte1my
https://poal.me/cte1my
https://poal.me/cte1my
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>>586901969
>I'm bald i'm not fat i can lift my arm behind me
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I actually won Capricorn. I didn't get the director door, but I got Vamp Raisu and NY Opera O, which is even better.
Thanks anon. I owe you one. I hope when you pull Ramonu you get 5x copies of her card in your first goddamn 10-pull.
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>>586901847
Its okay anon, you catch the rebound.
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>>586901969
>>586901727
Why do I find Finemo attractive? She's Irish. Irish umas UGLY
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>>586901969
oh nyo your catch was a baldie ojiisan and not a cute twink
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>>586900947
We are NEVER going to touch tips
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>>586902216
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>>586901732
a dyke
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FIX DANBOORU
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>>586902109
Falco wouldn't laugh at a bald trainer
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>>586902216
>not touching tips with Jordan
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I wish my wife didn't have such a shitty avatarfag.
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>>586901732
wei
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>torepi-pi
Is she asking for raping?
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>>586902390
Could be worse
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>>586902384
>Jordan gock
w-woah...
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>>586901732
A paripi. A party goer.
A SLUT
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>>586902372
falco would fuck and suck a bald torena though
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>>586901642
bono
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>>586902390
He used the image I posted earlier today...
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>>586902390
>what retards do affects his view of his wife
You're a larper and don't love your wife
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>>586902450
That's right! Falco loves her #1 fan
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY OTHER OUTINGS FROM LAST ONE
I THOUGHT THERE WERE ARCHIVED
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haha she did the thing
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>>586901732
PARIPI, A NORMIE THROUGH AND THROUGH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>586902609
>he didn't record his outing with his wife
oh nonono
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>>586902609
Bwochacho...
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>>586899963
ok where do you live
send me your ip
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>>586902441
Mayaposters are all nonces so at least it works.
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>>586902592
I love this goober
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i want to fuck horse
i want to fuck horse
i want to fuck horse
i want to fuck horse
i want to fuck horse
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Her deadpan expression is so cute.
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>>586902803
check dms
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>>586902054
who the fuck is lemon
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Space?
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>>586903197
kwab
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kingu love
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Sucks because I probably could've hit 10k skill points if I had held out on a stamina press, which would've likely also pushed stam up enough to hit UA as well. Oh well. I'll try again tomorrow.
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>>586903235
You don't join rooms
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>>586903197
>visa fan
>special week
>neither of them on screen
what in the larp
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>>586903197
>King Halo pace
>OG maru front
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>>586903141
>happymeek.jpg
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>literal who twitter tard
>twitter image
>off topic garbo
>eceleb garbo
[-]
>brownplies disagreeing with me
[-]
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>>586903245
spats
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>>586903376
zased... so friggen zased....
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>>586903376
mexican here
shitpost again and RUBY will get it
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space on my face
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not an airport
you do not need to announce your depature
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>>586903523
can i announce what im gonna jack off to instead
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>>586903523
Can I announce when I'm coming though?
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I ate a whole 12" pizza for my OMAD
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>>586903565
yeah
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>>586903329
No point joining weakos
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>>586899095
Alhimdullillah. Which Umamusume would look the best in Hijab, as Cygames shattered the vote and Blue wave won? It would result in more diverse umamusume. Like enby umamusume as well.
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Thank you L**** for the free title
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>>586903713
all the room regulars won the CM though
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>>586903742
They can bring over air jihad now
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>>586903742
no clue, will bust one thinking about shooting my goo all over that forehead
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>>586903637
probably the grass wonder doujin again, it pops back into my head with concerning frequency these days
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>>586900287
Was going to run Pace XBiwa/End Digitan/End Oguri but I'm contemplating putting the Rickey I luckpulled in as a Front instead of Oguri, though it does hurt Biwa a bit since it makes Presents for X less consistent (would use regular Biwa but her unique does nothing in CM22)
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I think the scam banners are doing something wrong...
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>>586903742
there are literal saudi umas irl bro
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who won?
who lost?
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>>586903750
The room regulars are the weakest players here
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sorry, but shiba shiba sore shiba shiba ashiba is still my favorite
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Why is it not showing the dates I went on last time? Are they different each time? Am I expected to just remember forever?
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>>586904138
you're meant to take screencaps, just like how you take picture together in irl dates
not that i would know, but i imagine that's the case
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>>586904046
If they're so weak go beat them regularly in rooms
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>>586904138
you can go on dates with your trainee multiple times y'know?
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Have sex.
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>>586904017
I won
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>>586904017
YOU DECIDE
E-E-E---EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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does front runner savvy activate if ur uma is runaway?
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>>586904325
I'm a virgin, and I refuse to lose it because I'm a winner.
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>>586904078
i agree
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>win CM with Falco
>same day go on dates with her to unlock her casual outfit
fucking hell this is a great day
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>>586904406
yeppers
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>>586904325
but my trainee doesn't want to...
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I'm dumb is TickTock Uma meta cuz I like her regardless?

Is 30k Carats enough to pity an Uma?
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>>586904302
If I go on repeat dates the other umas will get jealous and rape me.
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>>586904512
>Is 30k Carats enough to pity an Uma?
yeah
I don't think Helios is anything special meta wise, but her skills are pretty good
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Can you guys give me a Ningen wife?
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>>586904250
Already did many times. You never improve so I got bored.
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>>586904391
ok unc
i am also an unc
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>>586904512
Mile merchant thats about it
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>witlet
Canon Helios
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>>586904512
>Is 30k Carats enough to pity an Uma?
Yes, but the gayaru banner is better value.
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is front or pace helios better
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>>586904512
if you're not sure what you're buying then don't spend gwo
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>>586899565
Group B win is still a win at least
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>>586904512
>I'm dumb is TickTock Uma meta cuz I like her regardless?
She is, but the next Mile CM isn't until early February, and the gyaru banner including her is in early/mid January. So unless you want to build her for the upcoming dirt, you could choose to wait until that banner, up to you bwo.
>Is 30k Carats enough to pity an Uma?
yeppers
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Ahhhhh I lost the CM
Miserable
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>>586904483
I feel like Gold City is the type of girl that acts standoffish but if you were to ever get a girlfriend that wasnt her she would be absolutely destroyed
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so what did we learn?
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>>586904752
its carrats in the bag, gj bwo
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any significant wins/losses this cm?
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if you go to max spark in any uma banner you're a lucklet and should be ashamed of yourself
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>>586899565
My lobby had 7 pace chasers.
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i lost a significant amount of semen to kingu just now
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>>586904924
i won someone who isn't me lost
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>>586904924
you don't want to know
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>>586904826
That bwos definitely passed the vibe check last bread.
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6 or 7 and I train Helios for dirt cm
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>>586904826
nothing at all
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>>586899565
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Post your wins!
>if losing, win
I fucking love Oguri Cap, holy shit
https://streamable.com/wcuj9h
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>>586904826
Helios cute
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how long should i edge to my cm winning uma
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>>586904826
Ruby was right about everything.
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>>586904924
Lightbirb won again. Pretty sure he's passed Witgod.
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>>586905141
Until next CM usually
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>>586905139
Proof?
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...
Guess I wasn't dominant enough.
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>>586905008
congrats!
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>>586904578
>>586904665
>>586904743
>>586904775
hmmmm... I really don't understand the meta mumbo jumbo but she looks cute and interesting to me and I got really lucky. I got nothing from those free 10 pulls everyone was hiatusing over so this must be what comes around is all all around at the end of the day.

>>586904705
>Gayaru banner
Who is that even and why is it better?
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>>586905342
brutal earmogging
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>>586899565
TOTAL FATTY VICTORY
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>>586905404
>Who is that even and why is it better?
all four Gyarus are on there. if you're missing any of them you could've saved for that
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>>586905141
I'm not sure I want to edge to kawapri
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>>586905404
>Who is that even and why is it better?
he meant Gyaru, which are the four turbosluts Gold City, Helios, Palmer and Jordan
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WHAT THE FUCK i already 4 starred her
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>>586905519
pama is refined mejiro turbo slut
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>>586905287
If theres a chance, they can hit it
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>>586905519
Post THAT image of these 4 sluts in their swimsuits
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imagine the double fellatio
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Yooooo shes cookin frfr
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is Taiki speed even worth using?
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>>586905342
Sex
Marry
Dia can watch
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My sweet potatoes are almost ready.
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tamacord...
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>>586905740
What about Ruby?!?!
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>>586905570
You stole my Rise.....
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>>586899565
ILL BE RIDING THIS HIGH FOR DAYS IM SO HAPPY I LOVE THIS GAME
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>>586905706
SP bonus + relevant hints
no shat
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>>586905458
peak as in cap
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who the fuck is yacchan
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How the fuck am I supposed to get 100k carnival points when you get like 500 for each race and need two hours to replenish that energy
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>win Capricorn despite not giving a shit and doing 5 runs for 3 aces because fuck sprints
>roll for WEIII and have to spend 40 tickets and 70 pulls but get her and vamp Rice and NY Opera O (both new)
>am frontfag and big Ricefag
MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT I STILL HAVE 125K CARATS
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>>586905947
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>>586906037
consume jellies
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is it worth optimising for the carnival
or will i get max rewards just by doing 2-3 autoruns a day
>>
no one cares
nobody asked
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>>586906037
>500 each race
Might want to fix that first. My A+ girls are getting ~1.3k.
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>>586906104
I'm pretty drunk right now but I think if you just do your 3-5 clanks per day you'll get max carnival rewards
I think.
But I'm distracted by how pretty Maachan's tits are, it's very annoying so I can't be sure
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>>586906104
All events are meant to be completed through casual play, you will be fine.
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>>586906104
you'll get the important stuff only doing the races for the dailies
you can always spam races at the end if you want to clear the shop
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>>586906162
I don't have a+ sprint girls
I started playing last week
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>start helios' career
>immediate cuck shit
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>>586906042
save some luck for me bro
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>start helios career
>instantly get schizophrenia
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>>586906104
i always get the level 1 skill, i don't think there's really any reason to go higher
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>>586905137
>Be the only Machan in lobby, so be glad I get Groundwork for free since I couldn't get it on my other aces and neither did my opponents
>No Cheer Kingu/Taishin/Sweepys to worry about, no crazy paces like Pearl or Camping Taiki, but the other paces could still hit better than me
>Nah, Machan just lucky paced with no problem, my Fuji followed her close enough to instant proc Silent Letter and she ran it down
Not a crazy lobby or race, but I've lost to 2 clankers in the whole CM and paced down plenty of times to weaker lobbies so it wasn't a completely free win with the downhill variance. I'm just glad the things that hit did as such.
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>>586906339
don't joke about schizophrenia
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>>586905689
I wonder if those people ever read careers or character stories, the entirety of Helios' career is getting rejected by Ruby and fucking around with Palmer lmao it has no romantic undertones
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>>586905842
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>twin turbo
>not a turboslut
bwos???????
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spebabu
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this CM SUCKSSS
>taiki starts 3rd from start
>slows down in midrace
im going to snack
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>>586906037
I already got 100k lol
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>>586906310
I will, but do you want those terms? I lost 14 CMs in a row and failed out of 2 of those (not a single win in Round 2), couldn't pull for umas for 6 months, had to borrow Finemo for 9 months (while losing every CM anyway)
And no snacking, by the way.
My winning uma didn't even have Sprint S this time, I think my luck just turned around because fuck you that's why
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>>586905740
>hung up on a girl
>rebounds easy pussy
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>start Helios' career
>start Helios' career
>start Helios' career
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>Looking ahead at future CMs to see what's going to potentially be good
>Get to Longchamp

It's not on any of the umalators so I can't say for sure but it looks like the late-race starts on a straight, maybe even the final straight. Does this mean that Angling is dead on this track and Mummy/Plancha/Spurt reign supreme? I'm sure a future uma unique will probably end up changing everything but so far it seems like Pace/End might be the big winners here which feels decently rare.


>>586906258
Bakushin is super easy to train and is easy to get high ratings on, run 3spd/2wit/LH and grab skill hints from the GL shop and you'll get a lot more points even with just Bonus Lv1. AYou can even grab a couple of sprint sparks on Air Groove and do something similar if you want Bonus Lv 2 and 3.
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>>586906673
sprints are where careers turn around
this track was King Halo's only irl G1 win after all
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The only somewhat meta uma from the Gyaru banner is Helios, right?
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>>586906636
>soulless metanig lost to a soulless metanig
many such cases
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Dirtie?

57600364
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>>586906736
There's like 17m of final corner left after late race starts so you can pump/angle
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>>586906796
Gold city's good sometimes, like this cm
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>>586906647
>being a Europoor
>dying because no AC
>have to go through hoops to watch porn
>get arrested for free speech
lol
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>get spooked by vamp Rice while pulling for WEII
I'm now scared AND I have a boner
goddamnit
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>>586906796
you're actually bricked if you dont have jordan after evo skills not really i just think she cute
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good to know that i still get teary-eyed watching Girls' Legend U after a long ass first-time career
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>>586906890
what the fucking fuck are you babbling about retard? not everyone is british, or french
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>>586906736
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>>586906636
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>>586903206
i don't see them
you fucking scammed me
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>>586906736
You can delete the global part in the umalator-global url and get the JP one
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>>586906996
w-where's your 3* uma?
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>>586906958
I'll get her with the next pick ticket
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>>586906986
Calm down Abdul.
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>>586906736
> LONG champ
> It's a Medium
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>>586906736
the irl longchamp is dominated by backliners so id imagine it is in game too
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>>586906636
>taiki alt
bro?
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>>586907082
>seething allen
ok
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>>586906986
>eurocuck getting uppity after being exposed to the truth
lol lmao
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>>586907132
leave allen alone
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>>586907132
What does /uma/club's dancho have anything to do with this, Hasan?
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>>586907038
>>586906994
is that tiny little overlap actually enough?
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>Gold City
>Mejiro Palmer
>Daitaku Helios
>Tosen Jordan
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>>586907235
thats me doing the filling
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>>586907235
imagine the fivesome
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>>586907229
yeah
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why are child killing mutts like this
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>>586907214
EVERYTHING is /uma/club's fault
They're confirmed currensissies and made ***** an interclub menace
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now that I'm done with helios career, it felt like going along with a 14 year old boy's whims while he's chasing a girl he has a crush on
I can see why her story is so poorly rated among JP now
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>>586906890
To be fair the AC part is the only thing the US has in that list. Plenty of states have restrictions on porn and do we REALLY have free speech?
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these 17 meters are life and death...
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>>586907331
>why her story is so poorly rated among JP now
source?
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paaajngg out at my desk come join the dirt lobby
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>>586907296
They learned from the child-rapist and killing continent
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what happened to those two innocent dudes that got kicked from /uma/ club
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>>586899291
>>586906983
:)
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>>586907432
Dude just trust me
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>>586907432
that really old jp tierlist
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>>586907457
uhhhhh
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>>586907440
i havent hit mile S on run that got past junior concert in a week of runs gomen
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>>586907286
needs maruzensky in this line up tbqh
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>>586899565
I wanted to win with my oshi King, but suppose I can be satisfied with this.
I knew I shouldn't have brought C Taiki, next time I use King, I'll run her with 2 front debuffers.
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>>586907529
ogay thats oki mot me hosting but yea
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>>586907457
They roam the world wondering what the fuck /uma/ actually is
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>>586906736
>run 3spd/2wit/LH
i have like four power cards from the story at level 30 and not much else
I'm training a sprint girl now but even at 1300 a race that still seems like it's going to be a struggle to get anywhere near 100k
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I'd like to thank the various anons a few days ago who posted they were running Sweepy. I pulled her on the way to Kitasan White just a few days ago and immediately - just for fun - ran a career on her for a third end closing CM ace. First and only run on her was so smooth and packed with rainbows, got hot springs ticket, gold chains completed, no aptitudes but good lesson hints. Ran her anyway, because triple end closer is fun. She had the lowest winrate in my team at just 10%, below my Hishiama and Oguri who were both in the 20-24% range. But at the time I thought about all those posts I see from people about how they won the CM with their lowest winrate ace who showed up for the finals and nailed it even with like a 5% winrate or whatever. There's always a chance... That could be ME this time!

https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=hKuYGd1tgx1CD0n0D90Uua-h

I felt silly taking Budding Blossom, because there was no way she'd push up that far. But it did actually proc like once or twice during the earlier rounds. How she procced Tracen Cheer and Budding Blossom within one second of each other was truly a magical spell.

Hakuraku rated my team's chances at 23%. The lowest of the three teams in the lobby. Sweepy was my lowest chance ace at just 7%. Magic is real you guys.
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>>586907614
One of them had /uma/ in his bio... he wanted to be part of the team
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>mfw I'm a Eurocuck and looked up Sweep Tosho hentai but forgot to put on my VPN
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>>586907524
...source?
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>>586907635
seen quite a few sweepy wins
the straightaway spurt spell is nutz
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>>586907565
don't. oshi + 2 debuffers is a brown behaviour
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>>586907457
Executed in cold blood by Allen after he found fan slaves from here
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fuck uma sex plap umanko
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>wall of text
[-] no one cares
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>>586907464
TOTAL
GYARU
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I'm doing my virgin Helios run tomorrow, can't fucking wait
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uh oh melty
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>>586907635
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>>586907848
* can you stop
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>>586907565
i had the opposite happen where i wanted taiki to win but my end closer locked in
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>>586907464
She's so fucking CUTE
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>>586907296
>xhe says while bringing in more muslims to rape and kill yuro kids and women
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>>586907813
I love my oshi enough to become brown for her.
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uh oh multiple v melties
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>>586907950
how many school shootings this week
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>>586907635
based Sweepyfag
MAGIC IS REAL
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>586907983
>>586907848
>>
>86 WR
>13K room
>2nd
>C.King got rush, Nishino out of position, no unique
I hate sprint so much.
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Have sex with umas.
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>>586907980
A few less than usual
How many women and children were abducted by your government protected rape gangs today?
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>>586907672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50
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>>586907108
You would be right to assume so.
That was the case for the first Longchamp CM, naturally because the final straight is so damn long.
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why do euros have an inferiority complex?
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>>586907983
I'm not even a Sweepyfag... she wasn't even one of my favorites! But the triple end closer team setup was too fun to watch. She's my first A finals Ms. Victoria. She has endeared herself to me, I suppose.
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>>586906819
It's Heliover...
>>
GRATS TO EVERYONE WHO WONNERED CAUSE I DIDN'T
;_;
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>2 paragraphs is somehow a wall of text
bwo can't handle reading a spell book to get some real magic going, weak.
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>>586908095
HELIOS! MAKE THE MELTDOWN STOP! THE REACTOR IS EXPLODING!
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>>586908075
but rushed is good for u on sprint
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>>586906841
>>586906994
>Just enough of a corner for Angling

Is Chukyo 1200m the only CM track that it doesn't work on? Feels like it works on everything sometimes.

>>586907038
That's really good to know, will definitely make use of that

>>586907619
There's a Narita Brian speed card you can get in the main story if you complete her chapter if you truly have nothing else, but I'd recommend using any SR cards you happen to have (El and Sweep are good Speed SRs, Tachyon/Marvelous Wit are both pretty good as well) to supplement your deck. Also if you do the Very Hard or Extreme race against Curren you got more points (usually around the 2000 range) and you get four free RP items for doing each of the other four races once that day to help squeeze more races in.
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>helios has a singing role in gaze on me
SEX UMA
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>>586908186
damn already making a dirt zoomer is crazy
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bwo i'm not reading your blogpost you are not that important to me
make it easy to ready next time if you want anyone to care lol
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>>586908143
They get absolutely destroyed by retarded barbarians every century
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Eishin Flash... Forced to marry Ahmed... And Euro Anon can't do anything about it because if he did he would be arrested...
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>>586899565
Demolished
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>>586907296
>>586907950
sometimes I'm glad I live in a shit world country so shit where powers from both sides are too busy screwing me already and shooting at each other so they don't have time to open the floodgates to waves of rapefugees
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>>586908204
THANKS HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>586908320
Eishin lives in japan though?
She married Satō
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everyone won this cm but me
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I need to copy that taiki posts, it seems to result in insanely potent melties
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>>586908204
It's hard being the loser... but then sometimes, you're the winner. and then all the sad turns into happy
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>>586908320
Flash gives rimjobs to muslims while euro anon watches like a cuck kek
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>>586907053
no bully
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>>586908183
winning sometimes makes newfags of us all.
I wasn't that much of a Daiwafag, like yeah yeah big tits redhead tsundere, it's ok
Then she won me CM 19 and all of a sudden she's the most incredible uma I've ever seen, now I'm obsessed with her and every time I see her I get hard, it's fucking disgusting
Does this make me shallow? Probably
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>>586908427
V lost too
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>>586908320
Eishin absolutely agreed to marry Ahmed because that's the inclusive thing to do
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In Leo 2 I lost to Nishino Flower by a neck. This sprint I got to get my revenge and my first Ms Vic. Yeah, it was with busted cheer king and she was just an old TT swap in. I still cried.
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Did the newcuties win?
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Are Europoors okay?
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>>586908329
but can you do that on a dirt mile track?
congrats anyway, RobRoyfag, I'm just shitting

OSHIFAG WINNER
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I just figured out the thread schizo is an euro since he keeps trying to divert the attention to V so we stop bullying euros lol
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>>586908609
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>586908646
***** is a stinky euro too
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>>586908647
HeliPaama Helicoptaa
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>>586908595
the zrr guy did
dunno if the guy who started last week was able to even participate
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why do so many bitches with g to e long aptitude have the fucking arima as their goal
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>>586908741
irl horse humilliation ritual
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>>586908646
There are like 10 people here right now at least
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sloptuber finals status?
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>>586908516
I did the opposite and I watched my Seiun whiff the wit check for concentration -> roll a late start and barely miss angling in CM3 finals as a result and became obsessed with making her win as a result. Now I have Sei plushies and am working on a dirt Sei for next CM.
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>>586908813
nno one cares browny eater
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Is Neck and Neck THAT good? It's always on the top of the chart. Been trying to see if I can squeak by with just Head-On. I'll be taking Forward March and Got the Spirit for my accels as well. Also might grab NN.
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>>586908609
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>>586908703
you guessed right who the thread schizo is
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Tracen hires Scrap Golem as a trainer, assigned a cutey of an uma!
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ok i m taking a few drops and sleeping gn sho tired be nice to each other
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>drops
>DROPS
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>>586908851
whats wrong with brownies
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>>586908075
>80%
>9k room
>1st
luckGODS
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>>586908916
it's not even 11 yet gwo
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>>586908565
If you got to uno reverse a situation 5 CMs later, that has to feel cathartic regardless. And getting your first Ms. Victoria is a great sensation I got my first one during Sagittarius 2, took a long time for me but it was worth it so you do what you need to, embrace it bwo.
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>>586908528
for real?
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>want to do some rickey runs
>easiest way to meet her 3000 fan requirement and also get a dirt G1 needed for her secret event is to do the zen-nippon derby at the end of year 1
>dumb ojii-san loving whore basically has no unique unless you have 3 or more greens so it's a crapshoot on if you'll actually win because you'll run into menaces like digital with superstan so raw statchecking isn't consistent at all
I'm going to have to start just running two dirt pre-ops and I'm not going to like it
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>>586908916
guess is not fun when people figure out you are the one shitposting huh die on your sleep
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>>586905458
>>586905892
>>586907635
>>586908329
added to the winning poster, will finish it tomorrow this is not spam jannies I'm just putting all the fucking links in one post I hope you all choke to death.
enter (You)r wins now!
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>umama is eastern european
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>>586909082
Did you grab the ones from the previous threads
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howa~~
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>>586908884
it's a utility card for whales
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>>586908884
Also if her unique pops right during the concave down part of the speed curve, it's being eaten by the accel zone right?
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aura
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>>586909082
>>586899565
>>586901039
>>586901368
>>586899565
>>586904752
>>586905008
>>586905105
fuck you assholes THIS IS FOR REFERENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS

SHIT
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>>586909029
That's what the leakers said and he's been seething all night so it's probably true
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even the mob umas won't rape me
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>>586909038
are we sure this uma is really evil?
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>>586909186
What
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Today's diet:
>Gyeran-jjim: 400 calories
>Sweet Potato: 100 calories
>Some peanuts: 100 (?) calories
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>>586909187
>no proof again
yawn let me know when you have proof
fake drama is boring
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>>586909186
calm down V
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>>586909186
gwo you are tweakin
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>>586909229
She's too weak against the force of gravity to be of concern
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>>586909312
why would he post proof that he lost retard. The rare times he wins he posts about it. He didn't post so he lost.
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>>586908916
finally comfy hours
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I want to forge an unbreakable bond with Dober carring her all the way through her career and becoming the single closest person to her
Then step in front of the Shinkansen while she is watching
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>>586909429
not enough skibidi in here rizz here
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>>586909446
>what the leakers said
seriously do better with your shitposting dude
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>>586909042
But you already have half the requirement with debut only. You don't need to get 1st.
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>>586909524
But why.
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>>586909542
just fucking backread the thread mongoloid
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So how is Helios's story?
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>>586909547
Post your results V
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>>586909564
Debut only gives about 1000 with the amount of fan bonus my deck has. And I regularly get 5th or so on Zen-Nippon, which also only gives like 1000. It's no bueno.
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post something angry
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>>586909623
>starts typing in uppercase
yawn come on now
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>>586909576
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Other than pasa SR, are there any SRs worth using crystals on?
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>>586909584
Just a bit of tomfoolery
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>>586909726
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>>586909618
currently in senior year
its cute, surprisingly very Ruby focused. Helios is just having the time of her life while Ruby is in utter despair because she keeps jobbing
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I WON
YOU LOST
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>>586909684
meds
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>>586909745
Brother, that's not Tomfoolery that's straight up making a girl want to kill herself for no reason.
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>>586908916
4 and u don't wake up tomorrow
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>>586909796
proof?
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Why does Helios like Ruby so much? Did they fug?
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>>586909852
rerolling
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>90% WR, only loses 5 times in round 1+2
>only 12k lobby
>the highest rating in the lobby is UG8 mambo
I may have luckshitted this lobby and ruined some peoples day
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>>586909618
you and ruby are in your own separate cuck chair from start to finish
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>>586909524
>>586909745
Seek help
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>>586909576
>check her stats
>160cm
>5'3
>hah what a short girl
>check my height
>5'3
its over for me bros
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>>586909889
are you
fucking
retarded?
read
her
story
faggot
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>>586909752
I just tried to imitate this pose and it's really really not possible
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>>586909821
Just a prank my guy
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>>586909902
rerolling his reroll
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>>586909889
do you mean irl? I don't think they did, but they frequently ran in the same races and fans shipped them for it
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>>586909726
I used on Bakushin PWR. It's was a good addition that resulted in an UF2 uma, but I still lost the CM.
>>586909661
That sucks, bwo. Maybe try buying some inherit. I honestly don't which weights more, lose turns or SP with a skill early on.
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>localized torecchi to t-rain
someone please shoot Alison holy shit
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Rolling for Dober was the worst mistake of my life. I should have stuck to borrowing her.
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Cool troonslations, globalturds
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>>586909961
please be in mambo..
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>>586909916
>cuck chair
what do you mean?
torecchi and pama catch the rebound if anything
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Are there no ways to increase pink spark rates? I need them to proc at least 4 times and they're mostly all 3*'s already. I'm getting all these other stuff that I can do without.
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>pretending to know the name of literal who "localizer"
>doesnt know a single name of the japanese dev team that made the game
really makes you think


>>586909961
>a hyper manlet
lmao
lol
rofl
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>>586910108
thanks
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>>586910069
Ugh
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>>586910035
>torecchi
You already exposed yourself cause she says Torepi
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>>586909889
irl helios seemed to do better in races when he was racing against ruby, so fans joked that he was trying to impress her
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>>586910126
>Are there no ways to increase pink spark rates?
wait for better scenarios
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>>586910173
What if I identify as a woman Dober. What then you piece of shit.
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>>586910069
unless you never play lates until they release more late parents she wont be useless to you
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>>586909986
teiobro...
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>>586909954
Good point
Do you think goldship would push me for 10 dollars?
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Dober bullying hours?
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>>586910247
dober is too rich to believe in that nonsense let's be real
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>>586910291
do it yourself you cowardly faggotron
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>>586910359
But you said seek help...
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>>586910126
4th year anniversary introduced white sparks that give distance, terrain, and style upgrades
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So what have we learned?
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don't forget to hydrate senpai!
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>>586910342
she's busy with her trainer(me) you'll have to bully her later
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>>586899565
Got my first platinum with Kingu
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>>586910458
that I want to have sex with paam and helios
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>>586910439
stop avatarfagging retard
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*Helios noises*
I don't know what this refers to since I didn't roll her and I have no carrots left
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>>586910481
I'm not your senpai.
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>>586910458
Helios has a cute butt?
Oh and that her and palmer should come as a package deal.
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>>586910458
sex
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>>586910536
You're bringing the vibes down like it's 9/11 famalam.
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>>586910487
Huh? No, she's with me. She was lecturing me about her dislike of men
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my TT ace lineup is complete
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>>586910458
Helios sex
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>>586910510
calm down hayashicuck
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>>586909986
I just did it easily
but I weigh 53kg
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>>586910494
first rate!
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>>586910458
sex with Helios and Palmer and Shichi and Jordan. all at once
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>>586909889
Helios (hors) did better in races Ruby was in
Ruby (hors) did worse in races Helios was in
iirc
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>>586910706
>the ugly ace to make the others look better
devilish
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>>586910721
Is this real?
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>>586910027
>>586910186
>>586910767
Thanks, exactly what I was asking for.
>>
Ogurizz
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>>586910545
Would Helios let me do her anus if I tell her "stick out that gyatt kitten"?
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>>586910247
then you're stinky, ugly, AND still a man
disgusting
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>>586910706
you should replace shakur with Curren, so she can be with her friend Falco!
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>>586909674
>waiting for Sweepy to spook me after discussions in the past breads
>but also holding carats until the GM banners
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>>586910845
sticking out my carrot for the ogurizzler
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>>586910817
wei! yes!
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>>586910721
I love her
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Once Helios gives up on Rubae, she WILL turn her attention to you. She WILL be pent up. You MUST be careful, Trainer.
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>>586908636
Dirt seems a bit rough. I'm gonna visit Tomakomai to get help for that one
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>>586910458
that I can ignore ace runs, until the last second, do 5 careers for 3 aces, only get distance S on one of them, get into Group A finals with a Sprint Runaway Suzuka, and luckshit a victory with OguriFAT who doesn't even have S distance.
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>>586910857
Probably?
She also probably would if you didnt tell her that torepi...
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>>586910962
>tight sexually frustrated zuma umanko
oh my gosh.
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>>586910948
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just like the Gang Beast Cup
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>>586911061
Ignore the temptation, trainer! Or be cursed!
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I normally don't get hard ons when training umas but Helios is proving to be something of a problem.
what the fuck it is with this horse
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> Bobo wit is the front card
Groundworks has been very useful to me on paces though, wouldn't gold groundworks be a great addition to any pace?
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>>586911169
nope! too late! totally cursed. cursed from the moment I pulled her
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What the fuck are you doing
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I'm drunk so I can't finish Helios' career, the buttons aren't working and I can't remember what she's saying. Why is she obsessed with Ruby, anyway? has anyone finished it who can explain it cogently?
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Laisu...
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>>586911324
nigga just finish it tomorrow
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gonna show helios my unc diddly rizz.
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>>586911250
ramonu and eventually mcqueen with have more pace(general skills on ramonu) skills that do way more than gold gw. you can loop gw if you are tryharding enough to push for gw+uma stan
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>>586911229
it's her energy. she's too cute and cheerful. she's saying the most retarded bullshit i've ever read but i still want to fuck her BAD
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>>586909584
i recall hearing of an anon that glazed Setting Things Straight with Brats where the author draws brats getting mind-breaking correction in the form of the guy she's doting on committing deafening harm to himself or her, usually the former.
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>>586911253
I'm sorry, trainer... we failed you... Helios doesn't stop riding till the party is over, and the party is never over.
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>>586911457
So this is what a pedophile feels...
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>>586910962
Big love senpai
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Please... no more fat spe dupes...
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>>586910458
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>>586911229
I find her fucking annoying, I don't know what you guys get from her
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Wait... Helios is hot?
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>>586911475
>death by zuma sex
I'll take it
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So what parents does Tomakomai want to use?
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>>586911519
Oh damn i forgot about the global filters
Got my ass lmao
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>>586910791
leave smalcon alone
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>>586911619
budding
plancha if you are fishing for low front population lobbies, tripulse if not
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>>586911619
I cannot answer your question, I'm distracted by Dirter Tits.
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what's your CM record? Post 'em even if it's shameful like this one
getting 3lb Finemo really changed things for me, goddamn
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>>586911591
we've all been jerking off to her. what have you been doing?
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>Daitaku_Helios_Mating_Press_Creampie_Ecstasy.jpeg
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>>586911752
>blacked cuck art
kys
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Post more sexy Helios images
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>>586911752
Jerking off to Mejiro Palmer.
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>>586911771
MMMUH
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>>586910872
Curren has no friends
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Being their trainer must be fun
>>
I'm going to sleep, fuck all of you, but especially fuck you zoomers.
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100 more years of helios localization discourse!!!!
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>>586911908
gn unc
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>>586911619
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>>586911908
crine rn
fr
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>>586911854
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>>586911809
there's no black cock in that image anon. you might be schizo
>>586911854
don't have to tell me twice
>>586911864
fair enough!
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>>586911896
Sure she does. Falco is her friend, and Ayabe, and of course Rice Shower.
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>>586911541
nope, more chonky coming your way.
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I think brainrot slang is a fine substitution for paripi-go and I'm tired of pretending otherwise, chat.
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What the fuck is a T-Rain? Is there any logic behind this localization?
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>chat history ends an hour ago
I miss all the longer club chats
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>>586911541
>marked
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T-Rain gets to have Helios AND Palmer all to himself... what a lucky guy.
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>>586911745
I don't keep track. Looking at titles I seem to have won 14 so far
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>>586911253
>>586911228
>>586911169
>>586911065
>>586911061
god I love her...
why does she have to have such a shit story...
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>>586912113
What would you have chosen? Keep in mind you cannot leave it as "Torepi" because the word in English is "trainer" and not "torena".

The floor is yours.
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Is Helios erotic?
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>>586912147
The guy in question
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what a strong girl
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>>586912017
retard
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>>586912217
Looks like he still has energy for a few more rounds.
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>>586912209
do bears shit in the woods?
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>>586912124
an hour ago? thats insanely fast. and i thought our chat was fast on cm days!
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Tray-Tray?
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>>586912147
i like that in whichever career you do you adopt the other one
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>>586912273
ssssssssstoooooooooooooooop i dont wanna jerk off yet again im tired of this FUCK OFF PAAM
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>>586912217
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking the water at Tracen
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>>586906104
Your Capricorn aces should be more than good enough.
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>>586912332
Considering you need a trainer to enter races, but Palmer/Helios are NOT your trainee in the other's career story, does that mean you cuck their actual trainer?
>>586912375
You don't have a choice.
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>>586912332
In all universes
You become the trainer of both
A package deal some would say
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>>586912448
my choice is to finish my video and then go to bed
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>>586912308
Yeah. Weird part is I only missed 4 hours so there must've been something after cm results
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>>586912448
you do not actually need a trainer
in fact a majority of umas in the careers are trainerless
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>>586912448
Their Torena is a woman and you get a two for one
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>>586907335
>do we REALLY have free speech?
For a couple more months yes.
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>>586912113
cuz you train her
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>>586909157
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>>586912113
like t-pain the rapper
i prefer tray-tray myself
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>>586912448
>Considering you need a trainer to enter races
You dont need a trainer to enter races
You need a trainer to enter the twinkle series
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>>586912521
Seiun Sky is pretty cute AND smart.
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>great training, shit sparks, unfinished card events
>mid training, great sparks, card events finish + random events with good skills
does it ever get better?
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>>586911745
Just like a 33% odds of winning your finals, 7/21 wonnered. I accomplished my goals of getting Taurus 2 after eating dozens of gaslights for the first one and getting a star plat, so I'm looking to still be competitive with less of a sweat/tryhard attitude going on. Gonna try going for theme teams sometime in GM.
Best record winning the first 3 MANTblazer CMs until I got owned in lobbies for 6 CMs before Sag 2 turned things around. But the funniest thing is if I win this next dirt CM, it may tell me I'm getting lobbies of people getting tired of Grand Live just as it seemed like I figured it out. Don't fully expect it, but you never know.
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>>586912202
Trannyer! It's the word all the cool kids are using, right?
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>>586907950
>>586907980
You faggots both claim to care about children, but how many abortion clinics have either of you bombed?
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>>586912574
what's the difference?
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Why don't Careers have you training multiple Umas like the Anime? It could just offhandedly mention you were also training them while training your main Uma.
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>>586911908
Unc detected.
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>>586912606
i don't think event chains are ever going to be a problem again after this scenario
and eventually you can paypig for inspiration reroll
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>>586912495
>>586912574
Oh no, am I just retarded? I thought the races fell under the Twinkle Series, so you needed a trainer to enter OP/Graded races.
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if sweepino isn't magic who is the REAL magic uma?
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>>586912693
unity cup kinda
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Fuck zoomers
Fr fr, I want to fuck zoomers so fucking badly... My cock is about to explode...
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>>586912759
marvelous
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the nikke hack scared me and I uninstalled uma from my PC. I'll play only on my phone now...
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>>586912709
>sex hello was the last piece of distraction before they made the game playable
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>>586912795
zoomers are adults now, so go pay for one in a seanig country
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>>586912795
You're not alone.
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>>586912759
marvey and cafe have access to domain expansion
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wow, my bakushin won two open league cm
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>>586912759
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>>586912869
STOOOOOOO
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>>586912202
You can't make up nonsense and tell me to deal with it. She's literally saying Toreppi. This is a weeaboo game that means its players will understand. T-Rain isn't even a joke or anything, just like Wahey.
>>586912567
A rapper name is actually what comes to my head. Probably some rapper out there is named T-Rain.
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>>586912759
Rickey
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Bros I think bringing 2 Guts cards was a mistake.
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>>586912818
what is the nikke hack and how to save myself, its installed but I havent launched it
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>>586912759
Neo Universe
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>>586912987
Don't launch it.
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>Lose
The dream for all zodiac plat's ended :(
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>>586912818
isn't it only cause Nikke has their own dedicated launcher
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>>586912759
the ashen miracle
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>>586912818
if you installed uma through steam you're safe. nikke doesn't have steam and the launcher they used got hijacked
>>586912987
don't launch it, virus scan on your pc (malwarebytes can pick it up for free), and make sure to uninstall
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>>586912987
If you had the PC client installed from September 27th to November 3rd and opened it during that time, then congrats. You got pwned and your saved passwords/banking info has been harvested by some chink hacker.
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>>586911745
I've not rolled cards a single time (except some random tickets) before Tachyon banner so it was really hard winning (but very satisfying) before that.
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>>586912818
>>586912987
I'm still not convinced this was a coincidence. I'm 100% sure it was a coordinated attack by chinks after seeing Nikke doing so well when their hoyoslop is doing badly after investing billions on AI and the games not doing so hot as of late
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You all should have known Helios and Palmer were sex like two months ago.
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>>586912690
No clue, its not explained.
But not all umas that race in races under the twinke series have trainers
But all races we race in are under the twinkle series and require a trainer

Umas that retire from the twinkle series move onto the dream series (we never see the dream series since its just an excuse to explain the umas still racing after where their IRL counterparts stopped), or generally retire from professional racing to do other stuff.

>>586912749
They dont particularly explain it well...
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>>586913161
It's so sad there's no cm where they can be run together without crippling the other
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>>586913160
Close, but not quite.
The hack just happened to coincide with some big chink whales getting banned for cheating. Totally a coincidence.
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wtf uma is 60fps now?? is this a christmas miracle?? when did this happen?
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>>586913268
for months
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>>586913154
phew, I havent touched nikke in who knows how long. Back when snow white was new and the Emma: Tactical Upgrade character
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>>586913154
Good thing in my country it works the other way around. Your bank info is all on your phone. My phone with bank info doesn't even leave my home.
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what are good pace chaser loopers
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>>586912818
Hope you don't have banking apps, or anything else important on your phone
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>>586913268
welcome back to the game, nonny
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>>586913215
Verxina is such a fucking LOSER that her sister actually considered this possible...
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I wish I can get Zephyr so I can run her, Helios and Kei eventually as my cm team
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Its a good thing the real K.S. Miracle only got injured during the Sprinter's Stakes. It would have sucked if the real horse suffered like Rice Shower or Silence Suzuka or something.
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>>586913308
>>586913354
no I'm serious, I play every day and the races are 60fps now. they definitely weren't before.
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>>586913421
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>>586913345
same as every other position, anyone who can run crown+dirt.
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>>586913504
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>>586913465
Heheheh... Yeah... Totally nothing major happened...
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>>586913161
bwo, your sympathetic heart?
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>>586913161
Before that even. I've been wanting them since I saw season 2.
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>>586913563
Did he become like a show horse later on? Or a lead horse? Would be nice if he had a few heirs running around now.
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>>586911379
What is this expression meant to convey...
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>>586913386
I FOUND HER UNCENSORED CLEAVAGE WOOOOO
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>>586911545
Suddenly Ruby cares about Helios
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>>586913692
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW, WE GOT TO COVER HER UP!
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>>586913635
Yes, anon... He lived a happy life...
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I'm done masturbating
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>>586913345
For this CM? I'm using Fuji together with the usual suspects because of her aptitudes are pretty good (B sprint/medium) to luckshit mile pinks. Also Ardan for the Left-handed white spark.
The usual suspects are Ogurin, Pasa and Taiki, ending with Nishino as main parent. At least that's my ongoing plan.
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>>586913819
That's good. Maybe he had some foals with Ruby. Hard for me to find out, only information I get is his Uma self.
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>>586914007
Having sex with Ace in the student council room
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>>586913837
Do it again
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now that (You) have sparked Helios, do (You) regret it?
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SUFFER ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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Why's Gyaru banner better if I only want Helios?
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>>586914192
you actually need jordan too
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>>586914091
You don't say?...
It happened just like in the game actually...
Yes...
A long life...
Many achievements...
A bright future...
That's why you should stick with the game's story...
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>>586914157
Nope!
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how do i link previous thread when baking?
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>>586913671
She's a villain.
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>>586914316
If you say so! I guess I'll add K.S.Miracle to my roll list, to let that horse have his win!
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>>586914192
Because gaslighters said so
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>helios career opens up with being rejected and cucked
>spends the next 3 years fucking over the girl that rejected her and her boyfriend while finding a rich girl to groom and have sex with
peak chud uma behavior 10/10 good guys finish last
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>>586914337
>I know you're obsessed with me!
this sort of arrogance ought to piss me me off but I just love her so much now. Fuck me there's no helping this
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>>586914363
Grab the OP post number new cutie
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>>586914421
Could you imagine?
Kei, Helios, Ruby... Sprinter's stakes...
Kei wins...
Yes...
A perfect ending...
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>/uma/ loves Helios now
All I had to do was wait. Victory comes to those that wait...
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>>586914363
>spefags are THIS new
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wei
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>>586914612
Much Fine
Very Motion
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Ignoring the skills for now, is this not enough Power? I'm afraid of the accel during the uphill part. I'm trying to compensate with a lot of accel skills (including Highlander) and I won't be able to get Flower's unique consistently as she's only in 1 GP when I mash her without borrows.
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>>586914598
>now
we always did, we just wished cygames portrayed her better while also lamenting how poorly her localization would be
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BROOSS i always wanted sweepy!
Rolled for Helios though
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>>586914337
>You're smart, cute, and cool!
She is just asking for me to kiss her on the lips
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>>586914691
900 should be fine. its not easy to squeeze any more in with the A+ cap
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We don't like gyaru
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>>586914884
For every gyaru you don't fuck, I'm gonna fuck four.
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Space
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>>586914884
i dont like them
I LOVE them
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>>586914672
Explode
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>>586914954
didnt ask
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>>586915010
Answered anyway.
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>>586912103
Yada, you gotta consider that the source language is 90% the best. A girl whispering pew-pew into your ear is alot more hot that splurt-splurt
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>>586915081
FUCK YOU!
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I completely forgot I have this soundpost
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>>586911453
Hmmm. I guess that's right. I wasn't looping GW but maybe I should.
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>>586915121
plap plap
splurt sploosh
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>>586904017
In case you need a good laugh for the latter.
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>>586914598
zoomer is not my gyaru

>>586914697
I'll guide your hands and you guide your hips
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>>586915134
Later.
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let it be known that I loved ines hoojin BEFORE they added her valentine alt
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One fan run, coming right up!
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new bake

>>586915193
>>586915193
>>586915193
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>>586915231
>embed
retard
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>>586915163
all I hear is the N word
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>>586915274
its his first bake its allowed to suck
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>>586915220
this but oguri capsmas
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>>586914776
she's called the platanus witch because she got me plat and she's the anus witch



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