Tiefling Paladin Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>586497272
>>586906242uggo
Oh nice, handlebars!
I kinda regret not having started playing with Durge + a bunch of mods (party size increase and so on), because while I'm enjoying my time there is a 0% chance I will ever replay this game.
Do it for fatherMake him proud
>>586908713
I think she's really pretty.>>586908102>>586908619Great posts.
>>586909710Better than most I’ve seen.
>>586909710i'd cum all over her feet, if you catch my drift
>>586908619Minthara should have kept the short hair
>>586910398The bg mtg cards were made with a lot of the early access designs, including Wyll, Gale, and Minth.
After playing WoTR, I do not consider BG3 to be a good game anymore.
>>586910806ok
>default humans are dindus>default elves and half-elves are aryanreally makes you think
>>586913004when you think about it we really are inferior to elves
Just realized I can just destroy some of Gortash's more annoying traps before fighting him.
>>586910786cool! she looks like an adorable killer there
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara was based on Tom HollandMinthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI enjoy all the male companionsI play with LOTS of mods onI love editing the character's appearances with modsI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love using summonsI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarvesAlfira and many other npcs would make good companionsThe only sluts in the party are Minthara and HalsinObsessing over an optional video game sex encounter for 3 years is pathetic
>>586913004>choose human>get “human”>sigh>immediately change face and skin toneEvery time.
>>586910806tell me more
>>586908102>>586908619my cute princesses! ahhh
>>586906905I did 3 playthroughs, after that it got lame.1) A quick blind run doing w/e2) a completionist run3) a quick dirge run
>>586906609i sure hope this is specific to bg3 and not proper d&d or this'd be really embarrassing
>>586914993BG3 is a lot more fun to play mechanically, but basically everything else is worse. The story especially is incomparably boring, and the dialogue is bad.
>>586917818I think the rp options are way worse in bg3 as well
>>586915979>Playing nerdy ass pen and paper shitMiss me with your gay ass shit, nigga
>>586923708Wyll yes, Minsc? I doubt it. Maybe if you are a mongol or northern european or some huge east coast african.
>>586924904Bullshit. I give 2~3 years for Wyll's/Astarion's shape and 7~8 years for Minsc's/Halsin's shape
minscfag redditor is awake
>>586925168>I give 2~3 years for Wyll's/Astarion'sHoly delusional
>>586925236It's not my fault you are lazy.
>>586906242>>586909710Wow....my heart just stopped as soon as I saw this tiefling...she's so pretty
>>586925287I've been lifting 3-4 times a week for 4 years
>>586925378What the fuck are you eating? 2 eggs per day? LMAO
>>586925461Protein 1.5-2 times my body weight in grams, the amount you're supposed to eat.
Good morning /bgg/ let's have an epic friday
>Gerringothepolymorph from stealth goes brrrrrrrr>Malusbarrelmancy goes brrrrr>Thisobaldhe can't walk past some trees brrrrrrr
I just do their fights normally.
Myrkul and the brain are the only fights I always cheese
>>586906242>white woman with hornsnice ''tiefling''
>>586931557hot
>>586931557now THIS is a tiefling
Tiefling with a blonde bush
>>586908713>>586909415*Cyric teleports behind you*Nothing personel kid
>>586903586the divinity spammer is the only one you're fixated on. you ignore other spam and shitposts. to be honest the divinity tard only does it to piss you off so if you just IGNORED him like normal people do, it'd be less frequent. but your sperg kind is incapable of altering your autistic routines
34 days left. Stay tuned.
>>586934361She's so perfect...
>>586933352FUCKING CYRIC!
You should always kill the Ox (in Act 2) because it's evil.
>>586930505That is, in fact, accurate to lore. Tieflings vary quite a bit in appearance.
>screw up in moonlight towers>party is stuck on the 2nd floor>15+ enemies held back by 2 spike growth>scrying eyes pulled everything because I couldn't kill them in time>even the fucking prison warden showed up and died in the meat grinder>honor mode with an autosave mid-fight>come up with a convoluted plan to revivify the rogue so he can lockpick Balthazar's doors and grant me access to the balconies>it works and the flee button is enabled>party escapesI thought it was over bros
Suffer not the C*ric worshipper to live
>>586937403The aftermath
ick
Didn't know we had an indian woman in the general
everybody shares the same bodytype, one of my biggest wish for larian's next games is for them to add a muscle/fat/thin slider like fallout 4
>fatDangerously cringe
>>586933040Tieflings are the only race who are always better without a bush because you don't get their cute racial pubic bumps otherwise
If The Emperor was a female mindflayer I would have had sex with it.
>>586943485Jaheira is LESBIAN!No fucking way she didn't try to suck Minsc in 40 years of friendship.
>>586945604halsin fans can't help themselves they have to shit on other characters to make him look good
>>586945204The only straight women in BG3 are Bex and Viconia
>>586945796Viconia must be horny for Shar, there is no other reason to stay in the service of such a bitchy goddess for so long.
Shar and Selune swapping my cum.
>>586946161based
what a terrible post
what a great post
burying my face in shart's soles
I still think that a bg3 expansion was necessary
>>586947486They cut the Upper City area and pregnant Minthara with the blessing of Sarevok... Just think about it...
>>586947486It's a lesson about the consequences of engaging in judaism
>>586945604It’s okay because she’s a woman, see Laezel
Not being able to have 2 women swap your cum was an enormous blunder by larian
I thought yall hated poly romances
>>586948431This but girlcum
A man with multiple women is based and alphaA woman with multiple men is cringe and beta
Every romance in Divinity will be pro poly
we hate poly romances because our chocolate prince wyll wasn't involved
>>586949117You're the one that spammed the ai slop earlier, aren't you?
>>586949210I'm not that gay
I have 2 hands for a lizard and elf
>>586949284Doubt
>>586949342kek literally pic related
>female lizardI swear to God I will personally fly a plane into Larian's headquarters in Belgium if they waste a potential female romance on a fucking ligger
>>586949576Can’t wait!!
A man having topping multiple men is the ultimate alpha.
>>586949729Well Swen self inserts as male lizards, one will be male for sure
>>586949729larian made githyankis cool & sexy let them cook they're at their best when they're free to design fantasy races, just look at how awesome mindflayers are in bg3, this is why I really want a werewolf and lizard companion>>586949794halsin would say that
>>586949914>Loves lizards>Added them dead last>Dream Guardian can't be one>Animations are non-existent or half arsed Seems very weird that he wouldn't dedicate resources to do this.
>>586949954Do bears have sex with men in the woods?
>>586950074But Durge is right there!
>>586950074mocap was a bitch for most of bg3's development because of covid there's a reason the two biggest races(dragonborns and orcs) were modeled and added to the game last and don't have many lines https://www.twitch.tv/larianstudios/clip/AverageFunDonutDancingBanana-9aIudf5m5RTyxY6W
Divinity will also feature a unskippable orgy like the trailer
>>586950367easiest XP of my life
Hopefully Larian's highly anticipated future game Divinity™ set in the critically acclaimed world of Rivellon will delve into the taboo and often neglected topic of rape.
asked to rape people in his RPGs again award
Which sexual fantasy/taboo will the critically acclaimed CRPG studio Larian be the first to feature in a AAA game with their upcoming high budget game Divinity?
>>586950472Nyoooo
>>586915536I'm doing a completionist run following a guide because I already know that it is not enjoyable for me to replay these sort of behemoth games.
>>586950790we're getting incest one way or another, 300% don't ask me how don't ask me why but there'll be tons of incest, writers are so obsessed with incest in their grimdark fantasy it's basically a cliche, that and rape, grimdark fantasy nothing but incest and rape
>>586950790I want every fetish imaginable. Femboy sissy hypnosis as an example
>>586947486Yep, it's still an unfinished game.
We love our bro/sis incest, don't we?
>goes to hell for you>wants to kill Zariel for you>wants to kill Cazador for you>can't romance himFuck you devs, fuck you WOTC
>>586951194We neeed this in divinity
>>586951282tav can't handle that minsc dick, it would rip them apart >>586951194oh my days
>Refuse to go with Karlach to the Hells>Wyll selflessly volunteers to join her>They never hook up>Tell Karlach during the Epilogue you wish things would have worked out between you two>She asks you to look her up after she finishes fixing her heart in the HellsDamn, bitch desperate for Big Tav Cock
>>586951583Dammon also sends a cute letter for her
>>586951583wyll is such a sissy in bg3 it almost feels racist they made everything to make him as boring and uncool as possible
BG3 is a 6/10 game. WOTR is a 8/10 game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ST9C_XsgDI
How did Wyll fumble Karlach so badly that she still longs for Tav?
>>586951796I disagree now what?
>>586951796I like both
>>586951750They neutered every single character and made them worse from the state they were in EA because people disliked conflict.
>>586951796>When Mythic Power hits for the first time while fighting MinaghoNot a single game has ever been able to replicate the absolute KINO of that moment, truly unbeatable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uITaghKWMMM
>>586951884>How did Wyll fumble Karlach so badly that she still longs for Tav?wyll's moves would dry up any vagina let's keep it a buck
>schizo isn't here>the thread is 10/10I love the posters that are here rn so much
>>586951898You're free to be wrong. I know that my opinion isn't very popular, considering how many people praise BG3's art style and animation when I consider them negatives. The mocap makes characters look genuinely alien when they spazz out while dialogue is going on or in cutscenes. This isn't how humans move. Even the voice acting for many characters (Karlach...) isn't particularily great. The OST isn't particularily amazing either. There's also the matter of it not being a Baldur's Gate game - Baldur's Gate had an amazing ending that finished up everything, some hack writers just retconned it and revived Baal and they slapped the name on BG3 for marketing. They fumbled everything to do with the series. The line to line dialogue isn't great (although there are some good parts), while the overarching story is actually truly dogshit when you think about it for more than 5 seconds. And then the ending is also just shit. When I put it like that it probably sounds like I hate the game, but the gameplay experience, the world, and the exploration is truly excellent. I'm just very disappointed with everything else.WoTR has the opposite issue where the army management and the pre-buff fighting is really whatever, but everything else is great.
>>586952217we love divinity and wyll
>>586931557cute demon
>>586931557i NEED to rub my pecker on her feet
I thought Mizora was a succubus but apparently she isn't
>>586934562wouldkeeppregnant/10
Having sex with Tamaryn cosplaying as Mizora and staying in character.
>>586953798shes just a cambion (devil). succubus are demons and weaker
>>586954046>succubus are demonsDnD has actually changed this now, they're their own separate race.
>>586952217whineschizo be like:
>>586954165hmmm hmmm did haarlep get a special tag
get behind me wyll ravengard I'll protect you from the chuds
I wonder what flavour of human the wyll spammer is
>>586937403>>586938161For me its spike growth + hunger of hadar
>>586954881cute
>>586956156love her frangs
Why do all the girls shave their armpits?
>>586956386everybody should shave their armpits
>>586955573Hate that they always draw my boy with his cuck horns
>Doing a new run>Decide to get the ice staff as soon as possible>Clear out half the underdark then go back for the goblins>Free Barcus>Go back to kill duergar>Tiefling Party>Barcus is there >You can persuade him to do a single hooray and then he's back to the books Act 1 truly is magical with how much reactivity there is.
>>586956417Based and Islampilled
>>586956548>Act 1 truly is magical with how much reactivity thereYet they didn't account for one of the most obvious and common outcomes, freeing Halsin and then defending the grove.
>>586956507but wyllam would never kill karlach
>>586956417Why
>>586956916cuz it's gross
>>586956916You smell less
>>586956782>Kill my least favorite party member>Get a cool robe>Mommy Mizora is pleasedSounds like nothing but wins to me
>>586957109Oh I forgot>Get a cool greatsword
>>586906242>>586909710Very cute.
>>586957109wyll regrets killing her, you are evil
>>586958062He gets over it pretty quick
>>586906242OK, I'm finally done with my playthroughs of BG1, BG2 and PST. I can now get to BG3. Took a while but I'm happy I took the long route.What are the essential mods for BG3? For example, BG1 and BG2 were kinda unplayable without faster running and casting outside of combat from the FixPack, and while mucking around with arrow stacks was on point in BG1, by BG2 I modded in 999-arrow stacks and never regretted looked back.Is there stuff like this for BG3? Bugfixes, fixes for wasting time or something too annoying to bear? Anything else? Assuming I want the most vanilla experience reasonable and if I won't notice the difference, I don't want to bother.I heard Jaheira and Minsc cameos don't keep their stats from previous games, so my #1 candidate is the mod fixing that.
>>586958386>my playthroughs of BG1, BG2 and PSTyou didn't need to play any of those for bg3 but alright,BG3 is entirely its own thing so whatever you did with Minsc and Jaheira is unrelated
>>586958386First playthrough should be vanilla desu, its a great game even without mods.
>>586958767I know but I figured if I didn't play and finally finish those now, I would never get around to it.Plus I thought I might be annoyed at BG3 for not being BG2 without actually remembering it well enough to know what were the good and bad parts of BG2. Now that I actually replayed it, I can be more objective and evaluate BG3 for what it is.>>586958780No bugfixes necessary? Nothing like the running speed increases needed so you don't spend 10 minutes watching your party run from one end of the screen to the other?I was talking about banal stuff like that, purely QoL and bugfixes.
>>586930505As that anon said, tieflings need not look like half-devils down to their skin tone. The tails and the horns are usually enough for discrimination.>>586933985I "fixate" on the most glaring shitposter that spams forty off-topic shitposts every day because it is by far the most obnoxious. This is logical enough. The Minsc faggot that replies to itself in broken English is a distant second. Put that on the record. It is also disingenuous to say that the shitposting would die down if I (or anyone else) simply refrained from calling it out. You can observe what happened to this thread the moment the parasite woke up and started spamming reddit screencaps and off-topic shitposts. Apathy is what led to normalizing this constant stream of low-quality garbage. I doubt more apathy is the solution.>>586934361>>586942375 >>586949576 >>586949954 >>586950367 >>586951021>>586951346 >>586952530Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
>Larian never made Astral Knowledge permanentWhat the fuck is their problem?
>>586959521tranny stealing screenshots
>>586949576>me
>>586918932Damn nice pic.
>>586959294>No bugfixes necessary? Nothing like the running speed increases needed so you don't spend 10 minutes watching your party run from one end of the screen to the other?Not really. There are mods like that but absolutely not needed unless you are a total ADD spaz
My build-the-wall queen.
>>586960810i wanna suck on her nipples desu senpai
companion kaghacompanion zevlor
>>586958386Currently playing through the game for the first time, and I regret not using a 6 party mod, and a mod to show a popup whenever there is a camp scene available. From what I've heard, a level unlock is also neat for act 3 because you'll hit the level limit very quickly with a ton of more or less irrelevant side content to do before the final boss. Haven't had much of an issue with characters being slow so far. Inventory mangement is very annoying, so maybe there are some mods for that.
>>586958386>BG1, BG2Congratulations, now you can see how Baldur's Gate 3 butchered the actual Baldur's Gate story that had an amazing ending.
>>586959294>>586961016This is really the only big problem with the vanilla game. You need to long rest a lot to get a bunch of cutscenes you might miss, especially in act 1. The game does give you tons of supplies so its not a problem just mildly annoying. As for the unlocking the level cap, genuinely who cares, its not like the game is hard.
>amazing ending>Bhaal returned with the dead spawns>somehow BG2fags think the god will stay quiet foreverOh man... You didn't killed Bhaal, you actually resurrected him...
They must retcon the entire Throne of Bhaal in BG2 remake. It really doesn't make sense.
>>586961461In the good ending, you literally used Bhaal's essence to ascend. Or lock it up in Mount Celestia. But Larian used the retarded books some faggot wrote for BG1&2 as the basis.
>>586961458>As for the unlocking the level cap, genuinely who cares, its not like the game is hard.It's not about the difficulty, as you said, the game is easy. But not progressing at all throughout much of act 3 - which is huge - isn't great for an rpg where this is one of the main draws. Doesn't help that a lot of act 3 is basically needless side quests, when realistically you should just rush to the boss.
Bhaal is the Umbrella Corporation of Baldur's Gate. I am OK with this.
>muh reactivityYou literally are in the Underdark right now.
>>586963016wish the game would let you take halsin to the underdark so boaahl can slime him
>>586962710You are forgetting that the prophecy of the return of the Bhaal has existed since BG1. You can't stop Bhaal.
I literally talked to him once to see if he had anything to say and then left. What the hell.
TOB is a fanfic.
>>586963187Not like prophecy is infallible. He attempted to return, and failed. Throne of Baal was the perfect ending to the Bhaalspawn saga. The books and BG3 are just some bad fanfiction.
>>586963395I think they will remove TOB from BG2 remake and BG2 will end with Irenicus death.
>>586963203Halsin won't do anything until you get to act 2
>>586963578Again, TOB is as canon as God Gale.
>>586962839>Doesn't help that a lot of act 3 is basically needless side quests, when realistically you should just rush to the boss.You're supposed to be invested in all the stories going on not just the main quest. I could understand rushing the bosses if you are on honour mode or something and just want to get it done.
the actual bg3 canon makes no fucking sense idk why people bother thinking about it
>>586963965Bhaal teaming up with Bane and Myrkul to try to gain more power and threaten other gods makes more sense than the ending of TOB that nullifies the prophecy of BG1.
>>586964168oh no no no I'm talking about the post bg3 canon, where spawn astarion and karlach tag along with sharran cleric shadowheart
>>586963885I'm not even all that invested in the main quest. I think the writing in BG3 is pretty poor.
>>586964506Then you should not be telling people what mods to download
>>586958386You don't really need any mods. BG3 is good to go as is. Many "QoL" mods that are recommended to first-time players are actually cheats. You already have one cheater (>>586961016) recommending that you remove the party size limit or level cap, unsurprisingly. Very few mods are about fixing niche bugs or addressing visual preferences, such as whether you'd rather keep the visual effect of Bless on your characters. I'd also advise against transferring Jaheira's or Minsc's stats to BG3. The character progression in 5E is different - characters can increase their ability scores every four class levels, or select a feat - as is the starting budget. BG3's point-buy system is designed to keep starting ability scores within a consistent range, and there's no reason for Jaheira or Minsc to play by different rules. Ultimately, this isn't an actual concern because the game errs on the easy side. 5E 12th-level characters are significantly more powerful than their AD&D 2E counterparts, and BG3 also allows easier multiclassing. You really don't need to cheat to feel powerful.>>586960810I prefer the real Kagha.>>586963203We don't call him the sex pest for nothing. Even innocuous dialogue options are coded to be treated as flirting.
>https://youtu.be/oaXvOko5oaA?si=xAQwKMVFT8LAoENC&t=76>larian was working on a smaller scale dnd game but it got cancelled after they cancelled bg4.............................
Act 3 has plot holes, indeed. Orin/Sarevok/Nine Fingers arc is filled wirh plot holes
>>586964703shut up schizo you don't play the game
>>586964715I wish it was bg3 dlc...
>>586965101my guess is that the patch 8 extra classes were from the cut expansion and larian loves their fans so much they added that cut content as free classes
It's so easy to fix Act 3, man...Put the Absolute 10 times more powerful and set 20 for max level. That would force you to do all the quests.
>>586965413Lvl 20 is lore accurate. Lvl 12 is way too low to fight a netherbrain
bg4 should start in baldur's gate but be mostly set in waterdeep or another swaggy dnd city imo
>>586963965Thats because dnd is a dogshit setting.
Twice now my characters have randomly accidentally fallen from this ledge while taking 0 fall damage.
Why did Larian rape twinned chain lightning?
Command halt is overpowered as usual and bludgeoning damage + haste does a ton of work, but all of these immunities and resistances are some bullshit.
Uh, wait what? I just checked my quest log and this is straight up wrong. I freed them. It also said I parted ways with Barcus when he's still in my camp.
A toast to all the frogposters
>>586972373>DEX 6 INT 3 CHA 1Same, Grym.
>>5869732793 ribbits for the frog we love!
>>586951282True. He would be a great romance option for the women out there.
>>586965257Never thought of it from this angle, but makes a lot of sense.
>>586930505Tieflings can look like pure humans or look like pure devils and everything in between.They only shill the more devil-like tieflings because WoW made draenei and everybody went hog wild over them.>>586906242Any mods to get some tiefling heads without the ugly horn root stuff on the forehead?I'd even like one that removes the tail, just the claws and eyes would be enough for me.
Piss off, old man, I know you teleported here. And I am incredibly annoyed at this fucker, who can solve the entire plot with 1 spell, for leaving everything to chance.
A fool's errand. These green frogs cannot be helped.
>>586978045fuck you elminster
2 Luck of The Far Realms or 1 Ability Drain (Sword Bard/DEX)? Which is better?I'm leaning towards 2 crits per long rest but being able to shred armour after 1 successful hit if the enemy has an even DEX score just sounds like fun.
you can't tell me it's not sus that mystra sent elminster to see gale when he was 8?
Pfft.
>>586965257If that's the case, I wonder why so many of the new classes were related to shadow magic
>>586989806>Cyric is a chaotic evil greater deity in the Dungeons & Dragons Forgotten Realms setting, known as the Prince of Lies, the DARK SUN, and the Mad Godwhy indeed
>>586990451A lot of them are Shadowfell themed though, which has more to do with Shar than Cyric
larian should make a cyberpunk game after bg3 I'd buy it
>>586965257I don't know about that. They seem more like a thrown together answer for more BG3 content because of the massive demand.They are basically modded classes just officially added to the roster. There's zero reactivity anywhere in the world for them.
>>586992349how about, shadowrun
>>586994096I like the cyberpunk lore better they can do a lot with the corpo/nomad/street kid origins
>>586991834well-framedfrog
big love for the cute frog!
>>586963203Yeah, just…don’t ever rescue him if you don’t want to deal with his weird sexual advances. The worst that happens is his grove is forced to grow a pair, and Shar’s magical playground is left undisturbed.
halsin fucking sucks
I did not know that, that's crazy, imagine how many lines of code are hiding away something cool to this day
>>587004184nice find. huge if true!
>>587004403I hate this squid like you wouldn’t believe.
>can use speak with dead to learn that the fake paladins are hunting Karlach for Zariel>can go up to Anders and tell him I know he's working for Zariel>can't confront Wyll about how he's just working for Zarielbooooo
>>587007558
>>587004184Wow. I knew goblins were scared of spiders, but not Ethel. That invis thing is cool too. Will have to try next run.
>>587005664Foreboding frog.
>>586955189One of the cultists did cast hunger of hadar on top of the spikes because the dryad was chilling thereNearly half of the deaths are his fault lmao
I will not eat the tadpoles. Put your shirt back on, you gaslighting freak.
>>587007420Kyll Wyll
>>587009167But she’s got werewolf blood.
>>587009771man her dad was weak as fuck lmaoo
how DID the sharrans beat shart's dad?
poked at him with long sticks
Can’t beat the long pokey.
fucking hilarious
>First time beating DoS2>Get bad ending that most people will probably never see because me and my co-op player killed eachother in the fight for divinity with death fog>God King took the worldlmao you think Lucian would have stepped up and took the divine back at that point
>>587004184HOLD THE FUCK UP! You can steal/buy the potion so she can't escape? This changes everything because you can use Connormancy to revive her after killing her as many times as you want. But you couldn't repeat this for her hair because she sipped an invisibility potion and escaped.Does this mean you can take her potion, take her hair, kill her, and repeat for infinite hair to statmax?
I spy some cute frogs in this thread!!
>>587010472Aren't they like level 7 or something? He's only level 1
>>587015036AHAHAHAHAHAHA
It would have been cool if we could travel to the abyss
we got us some cute frogs. our frogposters are the BEST
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>587021186>done some things wrongGhaik propaganda!
just let it die already, damn
>>587022991Why are you still here?
>>587023607just to suffer
>>587022991a toadie will keep samefagging to keep this place alive
>>587022964disciplinedfrog
>samefagginghe doesn't know lol
>>587024156>he doesn't knowyou tell me
>he still doesn't know
a toadie will keep samefagging to keep this place alive
I'm not sure if that's better or worseif there's more than one, why do they all talk in the same effeminate passive-aggressive manner?
>>587025364cute
would you guys rather get a footjob from shart or frog?
>>587031641ugggggly
>>587031641>deepgnome mizora smooch
>>587031641>just eat the worms bro they're good I swearI knew this thing was a mind flayer in my 1st playthrough
33 days left before the game awards. Yup.
>>587036835why is it so farrrrr
>>587038715Because all the best things happen in December
I love Act 3 thoughBest bosses best gear best abilities best spellsFuck the courtyard fight before the netherbrain though, invis pot that shit
once or twice... or more than that...
oh yeah I forgot about the weekly halsin spam go ahead cuck spam your garbage here this will be the last year you'll be able to do that
>>587048237That fight is fine but the one where you have to climb while you being bombed from the sky right before the final encounter is the worst fight in the game.
We're talking about bg3 in /crpgg/, lots of bg3 discussion there rn in case u didn't know
>>586972175You were never supposed to be able to twin Chain Lightning. The feature is meant to work only with spells that target a single creature.>>586964715 >>586992349>>586995237>>587036835>>587063993Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
>>587059694kill that demon
>>587059694owlcat minty lul
jk the only thing I know about owlcat is they wrote that murderhobo waifu on wotr very badly. thanks, jewtube recommended™
bg3 party but like this. orcs, gnomes, elves, tieflings, and humans
>>587065648that's peak
Just discovered that BG3 only exists because the chinese bought Larian in 2018
get a new script
>It is possible to snap Minthara's neck after having sex with her in Act 1kek
Just discovered that BG3 only exists because Swen's mother gave birth to him in 1972
>>587069329do it kill
>>587068512China number 1
>>587048009I remain baffled at the general sentiment around Act 3, and it's mainly the reason I've started to avoid 'gamurrr' discourse. It's so far and away my favorite act that I was honestly shocked when I first saw people calling it the worst act. I have a feeling it's the same cohort that would call Red Dead 2 'boring', or Mass Effect 2 'one of the greatest games of all time'.
tbf they only own 30%. at least swen didn't cuck out like groinding geah gaymes and let tencent buy 100%
>>587070949Swen himself owns a majority share and voting rights, so they have 0 say in how he runs the company.
>>587071429piss wilson from ggg said the same thing, but let's hope it's true this time™
>>587071970?????? Unless he sells more shares to Tencent to give them a majority share they literally can't do anything. Swen himself owns like 60% and his wife 10%.
>>587070856people play bg3 for the story, the story jumps the shark in act 3 and it's the act where half of the companions stop getting screentime I like act 3 but come on oh and mass effect is one of the best games of all time and I never could finish RDR2
>>587065648>all female castBased
bg3 with a lesbian harem path
>>587079638That should be all games
>>587065648Orcs are vermin, and I just can’t take gnomes seriously.
>>587086765orcs get more human pussy than you
>>587048009hahaha trueee!
imagine willingly fucking an orcIt's like fucking an animal and they should be put to death.
>>587087630facts
>>587087997>doesn't deny it
>>587088719Don’t need to deny what is apparently wrong. Brownie.
>>587088538laezel & shadowheart are canonically attracted to half orcs and got unique lines with orc tavs during their romance scene in act 1>>587088968>apparentlyyou're making it too easy...
>>587089070Lae'zel and Shadowheart are attracted to everything including ugly balding midgets because Larian wanted to cheapen out their characters by making them inclusive.Now kill yourself, mongrel.
>>587089630Based.
>>587089630there's nothing wrong with inclusivity as long as they get unique reactivity
>>587090554no they're not, they're clearly inspired by the huns, tolkien literally called them mongol-like, open a fucking book bro
>>587090554Correct.
Tieflings are the jews
no they're not shut up
Consider not enabling the parasite and its worthless off-topic garbage (>>587065648, >>587073486, >>587087630). Talk about the game we got, not the what-could-have-been.
>>587092005can i have sex with frog?
>>587091776>>587092005nice job, wannabe janny
>>587091331i might like them if they were
>>587091331You might be on to something there.
idea: arcanum 2 by larian
mamma mia thats a spicy gith
>>587057075A rogue/barb/monk can skip the nautiloid section in one turn with a couple of pre-cast buffsThe courtyard fight takes forever regardless of party comp
>>587057075You can just have your mind flayer dash and levitate to the end.
soooo when's patch 9? minthara & wyll are still reeeally buggy
>Using a mod to change Dream Visitor to be Orin the Red>RP that my Dark Urge had a psudo incestuous infatuation with Orin>Shame theres no way to act on it.
Karlach I think has the best face card of the girls in the game. I hate that she became the "Reddit Girl" because holy shit is it hard to not like her.
>>587101210Minthara used to be cuteThen they made her a man
they should have kept karlach's concept art designthey should have kept shadowheart's concept art designthey should have kept laezel's concept art designwe love edgy fantasy bitches
>>587101210Listening to her tends to take away all her charm.
>>587101983they tried way too hard to make her likeable she's still my favorite companion but she's objectively one of the worst written companions
>>587100997that's hot
companion tier list:>well written companion with a satisfying story from beginning to endastarion, shadowheart, laezel, gale>enjoyable companion that needed way more screentime & a slight rewritekarlach, minsc, minthara, jaheira>forgettable companion that needs a complete rewritewyll>garbage companion, they actively make the game worse once you add them halsin
>>587102685Objectively the correct opinion
>>587102685this except you throw shart and gale into the fucking trash where they belong
>>587102685I can make no argument against this. Absolutely correct.
>>587104298very close frog!
>>587104043I don't enjoy gale and shadowheart's act 3 story that much but shadowheart's story is redeemed by having two character paths and literally all of gale's epilogue paths are amazing, both still have unique followers joining the camp, got unique character mechanics and fill an important role in the party, they also have some of the best companion dynamic in a game that dreadfully lacks chemistry among its companions(Minthara/Gale & Shadowheart/Laezel), they'll remain top tier
>>587104535Based.
>>587101210For some reason Karlach just seems higher graphics than anyone else in the game. Like when she appears the game is now on 8k
>>587105075yeah just compare her burn scars to the one you can pick in the character creator
>>587104535>best companion dynamic>Minthara/GaleWow she calls him a shit wizard every second? bravo writing
>>587106715I called it one of the best one I never said it was well written or deep or anything, fanarts did 70% of the job and I'm being nice, best we can get is crumbs in bg3, we're not getting bioware level interactions that's for damn sure
>>587106715>he didn't play the gameminthara was just teasing him
>>587104170The argument is that a halfwit that ranks characters based on their design (>>586845112, >>587101845) or amount of "screen time" isn't particularly qualified to talk about what makes a companion interesting or memorable. It believes "emo" Shadowheart would have been a better character with the mere addition of Sharran tattoos. And that's the intellectual abyss you're agreeing with. It makes the post count go up.>>587104535Only a shameless parasite would casually wish that Shadowheart's writer were beaten to death. Subhuman.
>>587107327Mystra boned young Gale & Astarion at Sharess' Caress with Shadowheart & Halsin
>>587107327Could you please just have that overdue cardiac arrest already?
I think Shadowheart owes me access to her hairy pussy
wait until he finds out that shadowheart got a romance
>>587108695
>>587107327>Shadowheart would have been a better character with the mere addition of Sharran tattoosshe was also barefoot.
The tattoos are tacky and tasteless, and I’m glad they got rid of them.
she should have hairy pits
>>587109617boring
>>587109696
>>587109910
>>587109696They hated him because he told them the truth
>>587109470>dirty feet I'll pass. The sandals she wears now are cute.
hairy female elves are the best
shadowheart needed more tattooslaezael needed more scars
>>587104535maybe. they're still whiny as fuck, and I'm not taking them along so everyone else can enjoy their story>>587107327autistic faggot retard
Mystra boned young Gale & Astarion at Sharess' Caress in Divinity
he was raped
>>587112931Based Mystra
The Trash that Ruined Bg3Dame Gaylin “the maiden of moonlight,” the sexually active lesboid roid gorilla with an IQ in the low 90s and nonexistent impulse control Manlach, the low IQ roid gorilla who canonically smells like rotten eggs Toad’zel, the happily sterile girl boss who likes casual sex and violence in equal measure. Looks like a yellow raisin and is vocally expressive about her smell fetish Wyll. His first name alone is enough to elicit sighs of disgust and disappointment Playersexuality Anustarion, the homosexual seducer of elderly women and the gay curious Manthara the chain smoking transman Act 3
>>587113328not even the chud mod could fix this...
>>587113328
>>587113328Larian is being faithful to the latest editions of DnDblame the troons who infiltrated the hobby
>>587113695Touchless virgins will unironically look you dead in the eye and tell you this character is attractive
>>587113910
>>587113910thats why there's a billion laezel face mods kekkee
>>587113328>Kill Ketheric>Aylin swoops in to stomp his head 10 timesput me off, I mean I GUESS I would be pissed too if I was trapped and killed repeatedly by my bitch aunts followers for a hundred years
>>587113328>Dame Gaylin “the maiden of moonlight,” the sexually active lesboid roid gorilla with an IQ in the low 90s and nonexistent impulse controlthe only part of this post that shouldn't be disregarded. nail on the head. rest is ass
>>587114138gorgeousfrog
>>587113328You’re right about Aylin, Karlach, and Wyll. Which is still a failing grade, so kill yourself.
Ketheric should've been the last of the 3 that you kill
>>587114617toadmantharachud
>>587114818Thank you. Now come on, snap to it. We don’t have all night. Noose around the neck, razor blade down the arms, pistol to the head. Whatever your preference.
>>587114138>>587114589
suicide is a troon hobby though
>>587115184well when you quack like a duck...
>>587114138>9000 w ring light >still uglier than the average NPC
>>587113328Based
>>587115142>the profile of a homely Vietnamese woman>the brow of a Neanderthal>the skin of an amphibian >the scars of a hairy lumberjack >the nose of a WhoWhat ACTUALLY happened here
and yet so beautiful inside and out
>>587115142>>587115872elegant frogs!
>>587116575>What ACTUALLY happened hereyou trying too fucking hard. that's what happened. stay mad, retarded and gay lol
>>587116575Well which girl are you into?
>>587117119introspectivefrog
>>587116981bro just spammed no text toads and is accusing “trying too hard” with a “y’all niggas” homemade meme oh hell nah
>this ghaika really thinks there's only one frogCHVD
>>587117026Shadowheart is the only romanceable woman in the entire game
Lae'zel isn't my favorite girl. I just like posting screenshots.
>>587117464well-dressed frog!>>587117530>oogabooga bixn00d muhdik 67 lil gup yaw niggazwhat is it tyrone? did timmy fall down a well?
>>587118598cuddling the cold blooded (?) frog so she wouldn't get cold
mfw I see a cute frog
>>587118416Kek
>>587119098happy frog
Honestly the most hype moment in game
pairing tyrone with laezel brb
Lmao, lil nignog mad
>>587121056is this supposed to be attractive?
>>587121056the epilogue we all dream of
>toadcels still think they can impregnate her
>>587121547I will still try, and you will still be a homosexual
>>587121938based
>>587121938I think >>587121056 turned him homosexual
if you don't want to attempt to impregnate lae'zel, I you are a major gay
>>587125145I mean I'll try but I'm not sure I'll look forward to whatever monstrosity a half human/gith will look like.
>>587129320i miss bibberbang
>>587130506gith already look like monstrosities maybe you'll be lucky and the child gets a normal nose
>>587130550no more bibberbang we githagang now
>>587131425principledfrog
>>587113328cringe
>>587113328Holy fucking TRVTHNVKE
>>587113328based
divinity gang gang
Larian lunar lesbian lover general
>>587140702>one-shot Isobel>convince Jaheira it was a freak accident less than a minute later
>>587140702they scare chuds
>>587140857I've killed her genuinely by accident before.>help their people fight off shadow monsters>help them steal a moon lantern>side with them over Marcus>for some retarded reason the game still has them classified as neutral instead of as allies>meaning sculpt spells won't work with themfuck off larian
>>587140702lesbians don't exist
>>587141782sexy
>>587142391chuds lost
Doing an evil shart run (I'm not there to save her)
I hate chuds and dykes
I'm a self-hating chud
>literal reptile telling the locals how inferior they are and how it knows what's best for themNot killing frog girl is the troon coded choice
Doing an evil fart run (I'm not there to wipe)
>>587143594>all companions would do their evil runs without someone to guide them morallysad
Wyll won.
Wyll can't beat the game because no one's there to tell him if he should save his father or not.
I can't stop laughing
Larian add a werewolf(female) to divinity's party and my life is yours
>bear and illithid sex in bg3>werewolf and lizard sex in divinity
step 1 the setup
>>587153415step 2 the assumption
>>587153121I still don't care about this game.
>>587153504step 3 the punchline
Larian made a HUGE mistake leaving D&D in my opinion... Larian almost reached NAMCO, man...
>>587154276guess what? you're the target audience of their future marketing campaign
>>587154436Agreed.
>>587154436>divinity ends up selling 15% less than bg3>larian still ends up making more money with divinity because wotc won't take a percentage of the profit of the sales and the merch
>>587154436It is impossible to compete with D&D lore that is more than 30 years old, not even Japanese can. The last Divinite sold less than 1 million.
Will the lizard romance be male or female?
>>587154856the last divinity sold over 7.5 million copies
>>587154917a male would be easier to animate, a female lizard would break the internet and people would use her model to make fun of elder scrolls 6's argonians which will obviously look goofy as fuck
Shadowheart has tortured and killed people. She's worse than Lae'zel but not Minthara on the evil scale. Lae'zel would at least give you a quick death.
Holy shit, the companions have zero charisma by looks. It will be a failure, screencap this.
sighhhhh
>>587155245Astarion alone mogs all of them
>>587154436Yeah it's totally their fault and not the greedy faggots who own wotc
>>587155542Holy shit, it was really WOTC fault:"During the development and launch of Baldur's Gate 3, Hasbro (owner of WotC) carried out mass layoffs and fired almost the entire Dungeons & Dragons team with which Larian CEO Swen Vincke had originally negotiated. Vincke publicly lamented the fact that there was almost no one left of the original group, which weakened the working relationship and trust between the two companies."
>>587155542Do you think wotc regrets it?
>>587155814And yet people blame Larian for Sarevok and Viconia LMAO
>>587155949It is very silly to blame Larian for what the game did to Sarevok and Viconia when it was WOTC that created the aberration called Abdel Adrian.
>>587155949WotC didn't write Larian's Viconia or Sarevok. Larian did. We don't know who wrote Sarevok in BG3, but John Corcoran has publicly stated that he wrote Viconia. WotC gave Larian quite a bit of freedom in the project. Pilling all the blame onto WotC to let your golden child Larian avoid responsibility is pretty childish.
>>587156406So we can blame both???? Good to know.
>be Jaheira>barely a character in BG2>gets god tier writting>be Sarevok, Minsc and Viconia>way better characters than Jaheira in BG2>get shit writtingLarian has very shit taste.
>>587156470Nope. Take Viconia for example, WotC had nothing to do with how her character was crudely fit into the "villain" role in Shadowheart's story. That was all Larian.
>>587155180She was also the temple cumdump
>>587156562Viconia is very feminine and sexy, not le strong and independent woman. Feminists hate Regina George. Sarevok and Minsc are dangerous trad machos, they hate it too.
>>587155359in a blasted anus competition
Regina George...
>>587156590WOTC allowed this shit, so we can blame both.
>>587155180She did that under duress. The nanosecond she touches grass she gets away from that shit. Shart is solidly neutral on the alignment scale, and her hopes and dreams free from Sharran duress are revealed to be a very neutral retirement on a farm. The player has the option of making her more evil if they want, but most companions have a similar option.That being said, it is worth noting however, that if you have 0 Nightsong points, she actually does default to murdering Aylin. If you leave the decision up to her, and you have not influenced her through your own affinity or her nightsong point system, her default choice is the evil one. So that's something to think about I suppose.
dos2 companions got more aura bg3 has way too many sissies in its party
>>587156806Fun fact, Halsin is the complete opposite of everything considered "toxic" nowadays and he doesn't even come close to BG3s favorite companions, he is even hated or despised.
>>587156806Why does it make so much sense? Notice that they left Viconia uglier despite her being a drow meanwhile Jaheira looks younger, they made Sarevok an optional boss and incestuous with his own daughter precisely for no one to like or sympathize with him, and Minsc is almost an extra.
>>587157046>and you have not influenced her through your own affinity or her nightsong point system, her default choice is the evil oneyea but in that case she hasn't recovered many memories and all she remembers is carefully selected sharran dogma. a lot of the nightsong points have to do with recalling her past or thinking about her mother superior's behavior.
>>587157134Sex pest shit is definitely in the scope of toxic masculinity, and it's the number 1 reason he is hated by many
Divinity will sell worse than BG3 and not have the same cultural impact, you may screenshot this.
587157046wtf he's halfway defending his nemesis???
>>587160220bg3's cultural relevance revolves around bear sex memes & astarion tiktoks btw
>>587156806>Feminists hate Regina GeorgeNo they don't. are you retarded. Mean Girls is beloved by women>Sarevok and Minsc are dangerous trad machosMinscfag can you STOP being retarded. Minsc is farthest from being a toxic man
>>587156406>John Corcoran has publicly stated that he wrote Viconiaso he wrote THREE dogshit characters? CHK
>>587160950deep down he still loves her <3
>>587161068>bear sex memes & astarion tiktoks btwNever talked to anyone irl that referenced to any of this, both female and male. Kinda surprised when normies had played bg3 and wanted to talk about it.
>>587161720the one I knew talked about Karlach being mommy
Karlach is canonically CHA 12 while Shart and Lae'zel are CHA 8
>>587162130they cooked, karlach literally calls herself Mama K
>>587162723shes more friendly and sociable than either not shocking
>>587162723>laezelautism>shadowheartBPD>karlachADHD
Would have been hot af if Mystra actually engaged in /ss/ but she waited until he was 18.
Mystra groomed Gale
older attractive women should groom younger boys
^worst poster in the general
>>587164021she did. its canon
Oh no please don't put my cock in your goddess pussy. I'm a virgin, nooooo
>>587164572gale said this to big groomstra
Did she force Gale to lick her cunt?
Mystra showed gale magic tricks
>>587165361yeah
Does Mystra get jealous if Gale leaves her for another woman?
>Astarion, Gale and Lae'zelThis is a woman's main party (after many bg3 playthroughs), what do we think of it?
>>587156590This is a dubious claim, especially when stated with such authority. The blame for any character assassination lies both with WotC for greenlighting her return and with Larian for awkwardly shoehorning her into BG3, previous characterization be damned. If Viconia's redemption had been made canon, there would have been little point in bringing her back, and if she had to be made a "villain," there was little room for writing her differently. The issue is more about who forced her return - whether it was at the behest of WotC or at Larian's personal request - than any failure of her writer to actually portray a Sharran who had surrendered her memories. We know Shadowheart was meant to be a cleric of Shar very early in her conception, but we don't know whether that other cleric of Shar had already been approved to return at that point. (An early datamined Mother Superior was not a drow, but this provides no hint one way or the other - it could have just been a placeholder.) It's a chicken-and-egg situation, but the responsibility lies further up.>>587140696>>587152017>>587153121>>587153415>>587153504>>587154330>>587154779>>587155029>>587157125Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
>>587166595No Mystra finds a new boytoy. Her thing is grooming many young wizardcels
what is mystra's pussy like
>bg3 mods posted by bg3/larian's official account is off topickek
What does Mizora's pussy taste like?
>>587167296Sulfur
>>587167181Like the universe, MASSIVE
>>587167382How does she entice young human boys to lick it then?
>>587167536Young boys are stupid
Is she really only into high int boys?
>>587169363yes yes yes
>>587155245Red Prince and the guy not on here are the best. Lohse and Sebille are also fineAll of them are more likable than anyone from bg3
>>587156728>Shadowheart makes a singular mistake >Viconia tells Shadowheart that since she has burdened the cloister with her incompetence, she must now unburden her people >Shadowheart understands the implication and submits >Is blindfolded and tied stomach down onto a cold, jagged, silver cart>The temple takes turns using her, even Nocturne can't fight the urge to take Shadowheart from behind violently >Viconia approaches Shadowheart's cum covered face >Gives her a soft caress before violently grabbing her by the hair >Forces her mouth to her find aged drow pussy >As she completes in Shadowhearts mouth she tells Shadowheart that she's almost done >To better understand torture she must understand pleasure >Unblindfolds and unties her>A aged elf man is brought to the room in chains>Shadowheart doesn't know why but the mans horrified face at seeing her after her service fills her with shame>Viconia says that Shadowheart should ease the man's burdens however she sees fit>Whispers in her ear that the goddess is watching with great interest.
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>>587171472I'm most interested in her pussy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eyMUb_okQQo it's up
>>587173821reason number 36 to orin reference john corcoran
>>587166934No, WotC doesn't take the blame simply for "greenlighting her return" for future projects. Larian fucked the writing up. It's on them. It's not like WotC wrote the Shadow cursed lands plot for Jaheira either. Larian did. They did well with Jaheira and tremendously fucked up with Viconia. Stop shifting the blame. WotC didn't make their plotlines in BG3.
>>587174327the buck stops with the owner of the ip retard
>>587174705Why are you retards so desperate to make WotC the final villain for Viconia's writing? I understand that you're emotionally attached to Larian Studios, and that you dislike Wizards of the Coast, but they were not directly involved in the writing process for Viconia.Larian, specifically John Corcoran, wrote Viconia. He is the culprit for her terrible characterization in the game. All of the moaning and goal post shifting in the world will not change that.
>>587175471because obviously the owner of the ip is the ultimate say why are you so desperate to go against reality and facts?
>>587175612The reality is Larian fucked up her writing. You could argue that WotC were far too hands off and gave Larian too much creative control over the project, but Larian is ultimately the one who fucked up her writing.Anything else is pure cope
The important thing about WotC is that they're not invested in the BG canon as it is in the video games, they want it to be in line with the licensed novels and especially the rulebooks. Outside of that they don't really care.This is why WotC had Lorroakan survive the events of BG3 including the failure of his attempt to capture the Nightsong, he's an established NPC in the campaign books so they didn't allow endings that removed him or supercharged him.
bg3: The throne of Cyric
>>587176215its a failure of process anyone can write anything they like but ultimately the ip owner, wotc, has to read it and approve it and so the buck stops with them
>>587174327Here's what I believe happened - and it's my personal theory, not a statement of fact. I believe WotC mandated the return of characters such as Jaheira and Viconia to establish continuity between the previous games and BG3. Corporations don't care about characters beyond the fact they can serve as nostalgia bait. Obviously, we can all agree that Jaheira was treated better, but that's because writing a continuation of her character was simple enough. Viconia, on the other hand, was doomed from the moment it was decided she had to be relevant to the plot in some way - a loyal Sharran and convenient "villain" to insert into Shadowheart's backstory. Her redeemed version would have had no reason to stick around Baldur's Gate for over a century. An alternative theory is that Larian specifically requested the return of such characters, knowing very well they would butcher half of them and piss off their old fans. I'm not a Larian apologist, but I don't think this is plausible.>>587164021 >>587165064 >>587167078 Only subhumans joke about grooming and sexual abuse.>>587164321It is subhuman.
Doing my first playthrough as a female blue color tiefling warlock>Laezel is best>killed Minthara but will want her on my next playthrough>re specced Astarion into a monk>Shart is almost insufferable and I dont feel like I even need a cleric
gale groomed swen said this no cap
>Viconia was doomed Incorrect. The character is cute, ageless due to her race, and the romance ending resulted in her death meaning she would appear as a young woman and romantic interestShe could simply appear in Act II as a masked Sharran captive in the prison at Moonrise. If you leave her she reappears in Act III, if you free her, she comes with you to Last Light and creates major drama. She can be romanced and it turns out later Shar had forsaken her for doubt
>>587179652if swen said this than I believe it, he never lied to me
>>587154436Wotc is so bad that Larian would rather fuck off and do their own thing
>>587179927they're not bad, they're legitimately evil
yeah they're pretty shit. however, they can't take away my love for this very cute frog!
something's missing
>>587181315God Minthara really has a man face here
>>587181796>hereeven larian stated that she looks like tom holland
we won again!
Jesus christ lmao. These fuckers are so ugly.
>>587185034why does that thumbnail look so crunchy
>>587185034t. babby's first rpg
Bullshit. You are just too lazy to get off your ass.
>>587185034>starts to watch >mentions he's gay>quit watchingno way fag
>>587181848the first trans drow, how brave of them
Mhm.
>plays game with xer boyfriend>'OMGGGGGG BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED'
>>587187128Laezel was written by a gay man the father of computer science was also gay >>587187926let people enjoy things
>plays one game in xer life>''OMGGGGGG BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED''
Take the Wyllpill
no one is saying this
>>587188383Yeah and he died young thankfully
>>587190567whatever
I just wanted to say that I love my wife.
32 days are left before Swen Vincke and the rest of the larian team will show up at the game awards to drop some big news.
>>587191181me too
>>587192396fact check: TRVE
I will do a durge run where I kill everyone but minthara
Minthara is the buggiest character in the game after wyll and halsin and sarevok should be removed from bg3
>>587194871das rite. I hope you and the rest of the frogposters have a cute animal to hug!
total furry death
>>587196414laezel's writer is a gay furry and yall love him
Strange plot. I was supposed to tell her about the "failure" of the purification device and the traitors I killed, but there's not even an option to do so. Am I talking to the wrong character? But there nobody else in high command around.
Now how the fuck do you know that?
And for some reasons all of these frogs in the camp seem to magically know that I have the artifact when I have told nobody so far. And apparently the only way to get to this Inquisitor guy is killing the commander in the room before, or making the objectively wrong choice of telling her you have the orb. The writing in the creche is feeling strange so far.
I was wondering if some fucking invisible frogs were watching me all along, but no, it's a lich ex machina. I don't know why this bitch can tell them I have the orb but not do anything else about it. It's all so contrived.
And while I'm already here whining - I am also INCREDIBLY annoyed how dialogue choices work in this game. This is where they are trying to be "realistic"? Just let me go down every fucking choice like normal instead of having to reload 3 times every time to read everything.
So if she can cast infinite Wishes via infinite Githyanki sacrifices, why not wish for Orpheus to die, or for the orb to be teleported to her, or for literally anything other than crashing out because some low-level adventurers disrespected her?
lol do you even fucking realize where you are
>>587200171she only had enough to wish us dead
>>587200404Wish, the way she uses it, with an effect outside the ones that are listed as being safe to use, can do basically anything as long as the DM agrees no?
and the dm said no to dead orpheus and whatever retarded shit you're coming up with simple as
I wish for wyll to get a patch centered around fixing
I wish for dlc
>>587198378You can just pickpocket her.
>>587200893But he okayed a total party kill instead. Nobody would play with that DM, retard.
>>587201773A good DM would TPK your party if you start mouthing off to Vlaakith or Zariel at level 6 or 7.
>>587201958I can kill all the gitchayanki in the creche, tell her to piss off and that I will not enter her stupid portal, kill Laazel after she disagrees, free Orpheus and get him to rebel against her, and through all that she won't use wish to do anything. It's simply a plot hole that she can use it to kill the player plarty, but not use it for anything that would be actually useful to her.
>>587201773you're playing with him retard
Is Swarmkeeper ranger any fun?
>>587204497>the wisest despite being the youngestno wonder she says>not every race is equal
>>587203970
Creampie:ing Shadowcutie
>>587205815sharran cultist #58720815.....
>>587205815Futanari Lae'zel...
Licking Jen's armpits
>>587205815halsin please leave
Deepthroating Karlach's fat tail
>>587204497>>587205102The problem with that is Lae'zel also only puts the hive above herself like an insect. She needs more individuality.
Would Karlach give you a tailjob or is that too lewd?
>>587206361tail up the rear more like
>>587206748You ougtha know, sweetie
>>587205102Based’zel
>>587206748kek
>>587206748>you like ‘at Soldier? My big, red ‘ail up yer arse?
>>587206361Has Greenwood commented on the capabilities of tiefling tails? He's a gooner, so he might have at some point.
>>587206748its crazy karlach fingers you with those giant claws. you should be bloodless or dead in the morning
>>587209138>Condition: Anal Hemorrhaging
Is it true that Karlach pegs you during her sex scene?
>>587210071she fingers a female Tav
>playing as a womantranny
Can I do anything with the society of brilliance later on or is it fine to give the egg to them to raise and by killed by? After how every single githyanki I've met so far has been an asshole, I think an experiment to see if they're just born that way would definitely be in character.
>>587210353>doesn’t know how popular this game is with women
>>587210071you get the ol spicy finger>>587210113she fingers a male tav too
>>587210462A woman didn't write that
I play as a female so I can stare at her ass.
Fire talon up the poop chute
If a male PC shoved a finger up Shadowheart's bum without verbal consent then yall would freak the freak out
>>587210502Probably.
>>587210436>I think an experiment to see if they're just born that way would definitely be in characterNigga we have tiefling crime statistics, the question of nature vs nurture has already been answered
>>587210669that's not very romantic
>>587210915Jen likes it
female half orc in bg3
The real mystery of the druids is why they just didn't make goodberry to feed everyone in the grove.
>>587211015only if the fingers are female
>>587205102I love this beautiful, wise frog!>>587206201>"hurrdurrdurr muh individualizm"
>>587206201That's drilled into young githyanki to keep them loyal to Vlaakith. Urlon, the commander of K'liir, is actually part of an anti-Vlaakith conspiracy too and that has been canon before BG3 was released. Lae'zel obviously is unaware of this.
>>587212481Bear/b/ros...
>>587211259Larian nerfed it to 4 berries, and I think there are a lot more people than what is shown in the game.
>>587213026Urlon is said to have held Lae’zel in high regard. I wonder if she would have been brought in on the conspiracy had she not been abducted and survived her rite.I’m almost certain the Astral Prism was being kept somewhere in K’liir.
>>587212481She will learn to appreciate the male form
>>587214428She converted to lesbianism only during the making of BG3 so she already did males before.
>>587214649Has Jen's soft young supple English hands gripped a big thick cock and felt its masculine virtue in the past?
You disgust me.
You please me.
>>587214649she was closeted
i think men say weird creepy shit to feel some kind of power in their powerless lives
>>587215007The problem is usually a man that failed to meet her needs (not dicking her down well enough and managing her emotions).
I’m starting to see Bhaal’s point.
Orin just needed a good dicking from her loving brother
>>587218082Kek
>>587218082delete this
Would you give the Netherbrain to Bhaal if he let you have sex with Orin?
>>587110872They're cute but real gooners know to swap them out for the celestial sandals when you get them in act 3
>>587218082both fucking hideous
>>587220410Shut your fucking mouth
>>587220410Contrarianism
>>587220740I kinda want to see her naked
>>587220740how's her foot game?
Jennifer English JOI
>>587220981can't tell if that's shadowing her pit hair
>>587221065She's completely smooth down there
what talents?
>>587220796Body like a bag of milk, a propah English rose.>>587220819Cheesy and rough 100%.
>>587224106
Annoyed and Uninterested Handjob from Shadowheart, with a lot of pouting
>>587225129
I should make short guardians more often.
Why didn't we get a sexy girl as our guardian (like Mizora) instead of B*lduran?
Now that Britain has banned facesitting porn, how will that affect the inevitable animated facesitting scene in Divinity™? Will Larian self-censor?
Balduran, my ass. One of the dumbest plot twists I’ve ever seen. All the more reason for W*ll to never reach Act 3.
is there just a simple mod to give the companions bigger boobs without completely disfiguring themi've found more memes about people doing it than actual mods
>>587229526This but one specifically for Lae'zel
>>587224563
lae'zel is a bratty lil girl that needs correction!
Why can't you kiss Shadowheart's tummy? I want to give it a smooch
Is it at all worth it to do a Simp!Wyll run where I always do what Mizora asks? Or would I be better off just taking Minthara with me to be the new rulers of Baldur's gate
Sex with Mizora, all else is irrelevant
>>587229526so it doesn't exist...
How come none of the companions have a sexy milf mom you can lust over?
Wynne rape
>>587227191Divinity's scenes are not porn they're tasteful and erotic
>>587245135Don't think the Br*tish will care
Wyll's sex scene would have been tasteful and erotic
I can't reply to that without getting a 3 day ban
Please take the magic monkey and leave.
Tamaryn wanted to mocap and voice a full length explicit Mizora sex scene just to give some fanservice to the players, Swen said no.
Swen Vincke didn't want bg3 to get banned in australia, they can't handle mizora sex, divinity will fix that though
Minthara's sex scene is super explicit tho
>>587247314they don't mind because her scene was terribly animated nobody would goon to that
>>587247314so is Halsin's but you all hate him
>>587247389>>587247497Low iq interventions
>>587247716Halsins has the funny bear sex too
31 days people. The big 31. In 31 days Larian will show the industry how it's done. Again. BG3 was only the beginning.
ascended astarion has thrusting in his sex scene hehe
>>587248136which they censored and then brought back, go figure
>>587248252>then brought backty swen-sama
>>587248136the fangirls must have went crazy
>>587248851I did :3
>>587248851no he gave me the ick
Ick Gate 3
>>587249852faker
>>587225129this but footjob
Swen fucking Vincke. That's what's up son.
male or female drow durge?
Reminder that anti-bhaal durge is the canon player character of this game
>>587258745Woah, next you'll tell me that Shadowheart is the main companion of the game
>>587259410eeeeeeeh
>>587259410it's actually frog girl so you're wrong
>>587259637>>587259561I know we all like to shitpost and shit but this is real denial of reality if you're being unironic
>>587258745redeemed durge and/or paladin of selune are the most thematically relevant
>>587260209>only companion you see in the intro cinematic>first companion you get, period>personal quest is by far the most interconnected with the main plot of the gameit's fucking frog girl nigger
>>587260391>>587260391>>587260391
