In Season Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/680766201707627248>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>586878847
Sex King
>click "join season">went from Oracle 1 to Ritualist 6This is humiliating
First for Warden is MAGA coded
I like how as Ivy I can be a little mini m1 carry and support at same time
Enjoy. Your. Stay.
Why is it so hard for people to do mid boss what do I have to do to get people to do mid boss I say in mic I ping it I draw a circle on it I type in text chat and PEOPLE STILL DONT DO MID DO MID YOU INGRATES
i enjoy to hit the aoe buttons and watch things go boomy
WHY GAME WOKE?!?!?
>>586909875bro it's november 5th
>>586909862I get scared because I don't know how to get in and out quickly and what if only me and you show up
new compy rem strat just dropped>steal double/triple sinners, get all the big boxes around mid (they added more since the patch)>die to mid boss>let your carry grab the bag
>>586909968There's a ton of boxes down there so I just ping and clear the box there if nobody shows up I just shrug and go push a lane or something
>>586910017this is bannable
>>586910017I tried this once two or three months ago, communicated it over comms with my Venator and everything. He came down to grab the bag, then got ganked and died to enemy Billy 1v1 so the bag ultimately went to the enemy team
hey why does shiv get to deal 50000 damage and never die from anything and move everywhere?
>>586910017You can just go and die on a tier 3 if one is up.Way f
Hey so this isn’t a joke I’m just gonna start reporting everyone saying “m1ggers.” This isn’t r/thedonald or /pol/ or whatever 764 rapist discord you’re part of and the rules on a blue board explicitly state no racism. I actually don’t know why this kind of unfunny chud shit is allowed to persist especially as it’s obvious everyone hates rebuked craven right wing dickheads who insert racism and politics into everything. Like there actually is no justification
>>586910197Do the needful and buy Slowing Hex
>>586910265ok sweetie
This is a RAT KING SEX thread.
>>586910197let me guess you fought in a hallway
>>586910395he does the same shit no matter where he is
>entire team goes hard negative, can literally feel the EOMM moment>they're 2-11, 1-10, 1-8, etc>I'm the only one positive and putting up any fight at all>they all say gg at the end to the enemy teamLol if you get stomped don't even say shit like that man. That's just insulting yourself. Like trying to shake a guy's hand after he curb stomps you. Just take the loss and exit the game
>pop off super hard early on as Danny>lose anyway cause every single other person on my team is a sister-fucking inbred retard with less than 5 kills and play like wheelchair bound handless retards so the enemy team just hard focuses me every fight and we auto-loseUnironically delete active items, why the fuck am I being punished for playing well just cause my teammates have 5 chromosomes and room temp IQ? No one on the enemy team was nearly as fed as me and I just lose cause they have more bodies that actually have even the slightest presence of mind and gamesense (less than me but more than my teammates) and yet I'm forced to lose anyway. I'm fucking slapped with every counter item known to man it's so fucking AIDS.>durr buy Dispel and UnstoppableThey were staggering the items. And Unstoppable only lasts 5.5 seconds with a 60 second cooldown.
>>586910265It's okay I play m1 characters I can say m1gger
>>586910386Thats every thread.
>land melee>tickle them>get parried>dieniggers
>check statlocker>consider the ropeMy sorry ass ends up eating everything while my team peels, I can't tell whether I'm doing my job or I'm just fucking dumb for even thinking my teammates are gonna stick with me.
>>586910642Correct.
>>586910586Danny players don't deserve happiness, sorry anon.
>>586910707That's Haze, Wraith and Baba players.
As a returning player, why the fuck do Rem players demand all sinners belong to them? I get that he has some kind of auto-looting ability but at the end of the day, isn't it a support taking farm from actual carries
Be a good husband like Dynamo
>>586910823You know Dynamo has a whole stable of bulls for her
>>586910818Bad Rem players steal all your farm when they're supposed to be stealing from the enemies
>>586910657The shittiest elo in deadlock is the elo where people only parry on the second or third melee attempt. You whiff the first one on purpose, they don't parry because it's literally not in their brain to click the button on reaction, and then they parry the next because you've told them you may click the melee buttonFucking dogshit
>>586910823Literally the worst male archetype in existence the suffering self-flagellating romantic i.e simp cuck. Women actually deserve nothing in case you hadn't noticed.
>>586910642SOURCE
>meleegger after me>I strategically tank the first hit>parry the second one as he gets greedy and thinks I'm a bot
>>586911125https://files.catbox.moe/e0lmqr.png
>holliday kidnaps the enemy carry back into their team for some reason
>>586910904Jeet>>586911075IncelBoth of you kill yourselves
Standard mode is actually hell on earth>Paradox goes 0/5, sits in our base arguing with their laner Bebop for a few minutes then abandons>Leave>Queue>Match start>Our Silver starts flirting with enemy Celeste while still on zipline>Mute>Can't mute him going 2/27/5 over an exhausting hour long match that we ultimately lose because it's 5v6>Queue>Match start>Rem player is ON COMMS doing a Rem voice impression>Mute>8 minutes I see him on minimap leaving lane>Well as long as he knows how to play his hero everything will be fi->He beelines for OUR bell tower, hear the bell bonging>Rem's lane partner Seven gets dove by Abrams + Paradox and dies while Rem moves on to our double sinners>He doesn't even clear the camp, just uses 3 on our double sinners so it wont respawn>See enemy Rat King type "he died of rabies sorry" so our Rem was probably screenshot farming in allchat>Last match of the day just now>Get a Graves as my lane partner>Does the 67 and types "67" in allchat while standing on blue bridge>Troopers spawn, he immediately goes for heavy melee against enemy Violet, gets parried in enemy trooper wave and dies barely a minute in>Types ? and then pings me>I ignore and mute>Graves goes soft afk and farms jg for 30 min until we lose, 2.7k damage dealt over 33 minutesI just want to unlock Lash and Pocket man please just let me unlock my shit and get the fuck out of here, what the hell is going on?
for me it's Rem
>>586911265Calm down Abrams
>>586911195based
>end last season ritualist>this season i havent played a single ranked game and im emissarydid they bug the system
>>586911335Its always nice when RK kino drops.
>One, five, ten. I don't care how many there are! I'll rape them all.Why did abrams say that...
>>586910823He's killing people for this btw
I was pocketing an Abrams as Nurse and it kinda gave me a boner
>>586911342read nigga
You posted a shitty looking op instead of proper hetero coombait and now the fags claimed the thread. Dumb fuck.
>>586911456We don't know if the losers die at the end. They may just respawn and have to scurry away. Seven at least thinks there's a chance of surviving if you lose.
>>586911495Paige is for getting mugged, beaten, raped and then snuffed by a gang of
>>586911551Even a few winners are probably going to die immediately after depending on team comp
>>586910823>writers try to make an endearing character and fuck up his motivation so he looks like a psychopath ready to murder multiple people just to please his wife What the hell happened to millennial writing? I'm assuming millennials did this
Fags run moba games
>>586911551KILL THE ARCHMOTHER AND HER DISCIPLES
>>586911216>Rem player is ON COMMS doing a Rem voice impressionI'm not sure we played with the same one, but some faggot doing a baby voice on my team the other day, was a similarly colossal retard that lost us a game. I think most rem players are just mentally ill.
>>586909875
>>586911643*ruin
>>586911626>reddit spacing >incel retardation
>5 ranked matches lost in a row because of teammates feeding and constantly trying to 1v3 people who have double their soulsThis is actual hell
>>586911696Did yours squeak "HELP ME GET HOEM" at max volume into their mic the moment everyone was on zipline?
Drifter isn't talked about enough with how broken he is. At about 5 isolated kills he just melts people and it's GG.
>>586911216>>Paradoxcould've stopped thereyou already know how this goes
I CAN'T STOP FUCKING FEEDING I HATE MYSELF
>>586911551It's probably exactly like how it's depicted in game. Characters respawn for the duration of the ritual but if they're dead as it ends or are killed after it's over
>it’s another episode of my retarded teammates role playing as their characters while we’re losing I’ve actually never encountered in this in my 20+ years of online gaming. Like people consistently type/chat in comms like they’re their character and it’s super cringe and they should kill themselves ASAP. And they’re always bots and scrubs too
>>586911817It's called a sentence and greentext, dipshit
>>586911216Standard is populated entirely by shitters, this is not new
>>586911916The lash.......is not having a good game.........
>>586911456>Signs up to join a death game, where anyone you kill will be someone who similarly signed up to join a death gameThere is no moral quandary here lol
>>586911916I roleplay as Maurice whenever I'm on Mo & Krill
>jump off the line >get shot coming off>ping higher than 60 so it counts as a hyperline sorry chuddiethank you yoshi
>>586912078I never said there was, just that he's willing to kill people to see his wife's smile, which is kinda cool when phrased that way despite dynamo being professor reddit
>>586912012hey lash i can give 'ya a good game or two..........if 'ya want,,,,
>>586912078So long as you consent to it you should be tortured and raped and cannibalized by pedophiles and serial killers. Yup this is morally airtight and how we run society
i thought dispel magic worked on yamato hooking me but she still dashed all the way to me
does bebop scale poorly? he feels pretty damn good early on but later into the match he feels very mediocre
>>586911551Idea of the losers NOT dying at the end is such a painfully stupid head canon. I'm not saying EVERYONE gets executed at the end but we are canonically fighting with guns and knives. Some people are dying here
>>586912174Does he even say anything
>>586912263Does it matter if the people raping and killing you are pedophiles if you're not a kid? Wouldn't that mean they don't enjoy it and they are being self-sacrificing toward some cause they feel is important? That's kind of noble.
>>586911846And other tales from Brick
>>586912368You just know warden is taking as many as he can with him before he dies
>>586910265can i say m1gga?
>guy from plebbit lost all his 8 calibration games>got put in Emissary>I won half of those>got put in MysticYeah fuck this elo shit, if you believe ranks mean anything you're dlusional chud. This whole game is a bad joke.
>>586911616Cornering a defenseless Rem and making him beg before bashing his skull in with a brick
How come I didn't even get calibration games?
why do pros keep picking venator? don't they know his winrates are trash? are they shitlow???
>>586912678>why do pros keep picking venator?they dont
>>586912520The calibration games are fake, your post-calibration mmr is 90% based on your pre-calibration mmr.This is how it worked last time too, but for some reason people still fucking obsess over them.
how am I supposed to rank up if I keep losing?????????
>>586912727>heroes I like are at 2, 1 and 0>wonder why can't I climb out of ritualist
what are venator upplayers going to do now that they cant just say "well he's played in night shift so it's fine if he has a 45% winrate"
Is egg bad or was that just a meme for shitters
Pocket is the heir of an industrial empire on the run and in hiding, so Pocket's kit enables him to escape engagments and survive in to the late game relatively untouched, where Pocket will start to take over after acruing a wealth of souls. This is Ludonarrative harmony.Billy makes it his business to be an agitator, even if the sum of his efforts is just being an annoying contrarian, so Billy's kit rewards him for being aggressive and forcing engagements. Even if he's not effective and is on the losing end of trades and falls behind in souls, he can still harass the enemy team and be valuable thanks to his ultimate. This is ludonarrative harmony.Violet.
>>586912771You're pretty much seeded right away, if you see other ranks while you're calibrating, that's where you're going to end up with at most a tier deviation
>>586911216Standard is fucking rancid dude it feels like if you got onto a bus just full of the most insufferable and obnoxious people ever like Petrol Sniffers, Pedophiles, ERPing men in dresses, people who dont even know how to fucking ping (this literally just happened) and just complete fucking idiots that probably have Penguinz0's podcast open on their monitor
how the fuck do I get into positions where I can regularly gutshot people into walls as venator
>>586891362gonna need the source for this
>>586913119Just randomly gut shot people in lane and there's a 72% chance they get stuck on nothing and get stunned
>>586912727Midboss changes basically nuked the reason to play Venator. Venator's benefit was that he hit his power spike earlier than all other M1 carries, so you would have a full power Venator in to the first mid boss and would rape and then end game. Now that you can't mid boss at minute 18, Venator falls off before you can actually force the game to end, and farm heavy carries like Wraith and Pocket became dominant
This fanbase is so painfully unfunny
>>586912520My golden retriever looks like that character - bear in the big blue house I think he was called. Same color and fat
>>586913246Okay funny guy. Say something funny
The way people were tanking about the ranked qualifications thing, I thought people meant it resets every season.
May I receive an invite please? I've had a Steam account since 2010, the porn is good, and having played TF2 back in the day Deadlock looks similarly fun. Please???My Fren code: 85988173
apollo has a 59% win rate and apollo mains will look you dead in the eye and say they gutted apollo to D tier and he's dogshit now
>>586913394>Nine Sols kino with VN cringeI cannot get a very good read on you at all.
>>586913394>>586913394no, soulsfags are annoying
>>586913394I would but you look like a faggot no thanks
>>586913246Dynamo once dressed up for Halloween as a dog wearing a space suitWhen asked about it, he said "I AM THE COSMO"
>Newfriend has 40 hours played at this point>He literally NEVER fucking uses any of his abilities, just his gun >Wanders aimlessly around the map doesn't even kill camps or anything he'll just walk into enemy jungle for no reason and die thereI've taught a handful of people how to play the game and this is the only guy who can't even grasp the fucking basics of pressing keys 1 through 4 or how to look at the minimap
>>586913298This fanbase is hilarious and not mentally ill!
>>586913481Ah yes gamebreaking 59% winrate
>>586913394>incest gamesorry im bri'sh so can't have you on me profile without the bobbys knockin on the premises
I don't think I'll ever be able to rank up until valve makes billy not the 2nd worst hero in the game
>>586913607Is he new to mobas?
>>586913818You can have your BBW Facesitting back when the domestic violence rates stop spiking during football season
>>586913481Did you miss that they just buffed apollo so that nu riposte is actually functional? Also ussing top 1% ranked winrate as a measure of balance after a new patch is a bad idea, there have maybe been 300 games played in that bracket to pull data from right now, it's bad statistics
>>586911216>thing that never happened>queue>thing that never happened>queue>thing that never happened>queue>thing that never happenedPost match IDs
>>586913828Anon I don't think Billy is the problem. I think you might just be bad.
silver facesitting
I bet Silver doesn't wipe
>>586914263that's illegal in the UK
>>586911216the absolute worst are niggers who are clearly desperate to bait epic chungus screenshots they can post to leddit,always larping as either their hero or some gay hypebeast persona in allchat and then becoming passive aggressive in teamchat everytime they die
>>586913394I can tell you are a girl
>>586914347what is this meme
>>586914391UK is in the process of banning any pornography that could in any way lead to asphyxiation.Choking, facesitting, excessive motorboating are all potential no-gos.
>>586914391UK legislation that just passed which bans porn that depicts suffocation play (such as breast smothering or face sitting) and incest playYes this is real legislationhttps://www.404media.co/uk-crime-and-policing-act-pornography/
>>586914210you
>>586914347>>586914491Literally anyone who looks at porn in the UK uses a VPN. Almost no one is entering their fucking credit card into each porn site assuming the site they want to use even bothers.
>>586912520>play ranked>teammates are feeding 5 times in a row>just win bro NO MORE RANKED FOR ME DOG, SANITY'S FINALLY CALLING MY NAME
>>586914591Yeh no shit retard, but the law itself is still funny.
>>586913535sex with cosmo dynamo
>>586912520It's almost as if personal performance matters most than the final results during calibration matches
>>586914658what's going on here
>>586911216>Go through a hundred standard games with people screaming KYS NIGGER and general seething>Nothing happens>Get one game where someone makes a joke about priests touching little boys in a slightly less angry tone>Instant ban with a message for the whole lobbyStandard confuses me and I don't want to be stuck in here any more
>>586914491>>586914536I know we're not on /pol/ but wtf is going on in Britbongistan? Are their legislators just bored and have nothing else to make laws about or what?>Browse r34>See a Silver facesitting image>A SWAT van rams itself through my front door and an armored platoon arrests me
>>5869147234076096 (e6)
>>586913756How about a screenshot from today you disingenuous nigger
>>586914836Idk, more asbestos got found in Parliment so maybe they're all genuinely brain damaged. Let's move on
>>586914708not my fault, you can lose by an inch or a mile, because of your team alonesome of you faggots never witnessed someone who's feeding 4-24 in ranked, your games are normal, for me they're not
>>586914747The chatban system is just "did you get reported more than X times"If you say le nigger word in a match with randoms who mostly don't care, one single angry sperg can report you and nothing happensIf you say literally anything and there's a 6 stack who decide to fuck with you and all report you you get raped no matter what
>>586914658Isn't this that dog that that mass shooter jerked off to?
>>586914910how about reading the disclaimer
they've done nothing but nerf baba since release but for like 2 weeks post release /dlg/ insisted that baba was only a shitlow demon and actually super weak. now streamers are saying she's too strong so /dlg/ must think the same
>>586914836Half the worlds governments are in the process of trying to crack down on internet freedom, UK gov is just pushing it harder.They've always been keen on nanny-state nonsense.
>>586914974retard
>>586914967lol no you're thinking of the yellow one called Martha from Martha Speaks
Support Drifter need it or keep it?
WE DID IT RATBROS THEY SAVED HIM WITH THE .1 DAMAGE INCREASE
>>586915029if you think in a sample size of 100 games a single hero has any actual meaningful agency or impact you're just a retardall it takes is five games thrown by random teams in completely apollo-unrelated contexts to skew the winrate from 50 to 60
>>586915120>top 1% when is this dumb shit gonna stop stop posting this nonsense
I AM THE COSMOS
>>586915120Just revert him to release numbers, he was balanced back then.
midboss change is goodbaba just needs a few more nerfs and game feels better than it has been in a year
can we just nerf doorman and remove him from the game? thanks
>>586915006I keep reading this kind of retardpost but never anyone who actually downplayed baba.
>>586915006Baba is literally the worst in game
>he isnt in the top 1%lol?
>>586915120Make his gun better and make his ult like half the radius so his team actually has to stand within a relatively small area
>>586915552desu i dont know why the giga gutted his gun when it wasnt very good to begin with. needed like 5-6 gun items and siphon bullets to deal decent damage with it and if they bought bulet resist it didnt matter anyway because his rat toss is pretty shit shred
>>586910265You do know how to filter words you don't like, right newnigger? And speaking of inserting politics into everything...
>>586910265
>>586912932it's usually bad but some heroes can buy it if they pop it to buy a specific 6.4k item like ricochet early. holding it for 30 mins is DEFINITELY bad
>40 minutes>we kill 5 of the enemy team>wraith goes to do sinners instead of taking shrines
>>586915120>40 games
>>586915552Rats should be better and ult should have a stronger effect near the flag and weaker further away. Standing on the flag the effect is stronger than now and at 33% range it's the current strength, fading to half at the furthest.
>>586915368not even ten seconds. unless of course, this doesn't count like all the posts in threads previous don't. similarly no one has ever said wraith is too strong>>586915379
>>58691616437% wr across 40 games is pretty bad
I buy trophy collector on every single hero getting stacks is just so satisfying...
>>586915120This is NOT my King. I want him back.
>>586916637This but fortitude and being a regen slut
I hate the baba nerfs right now because they keep hitting everything except what makes her strong, and I fear that they will nerf literally everything except threadsnap until the very last moment, see that she's still strong and finally decide to gut that skill, but don't buff anything else enough to make her usable.
>its another "wraith player forgets what he's supposed to do after he's fed so he just keeps farming" episodeoh. oh ok.
Here's the deadlock comic im working on, its about Mina. Chapter 2 will be a continuation of this, about how Holliday get her explosive barrels
I genuinely think my addiction to playing Drifter is the only reason my rank isn't higher. He's the only hero I play that has a negative win rate
>>586916637It's secretly the best item on anything that isn't a carry that will sit in the jungle half the game
>>586916702wraith and infernus players are the stupidest players hands down yes even abrams players who hold q and get parried
how do I effectively use paradox ult?
>>586916760>still playing deathball rivals slop characterslol
>>586916718Oh also any feedback is welcome I'm not much of a cartoonist so placing panels is something im learning to help make it readable and flow well
>>586916702More like these people don't know how to do anything besides farming. They can reach 100k souls and still throw themselves into the enemy team and die with no idea how they died with all the items they got. I seriously don't know what forms this behavior.
>dead and watching a rem solo our blue walker>ping the walker>ping the rem>ping my yamato in theater right next to the blue walker>type "yamato pls">right as the walker is about to die he gains sentience and says "yo rem is trying to take our walker"literally how are you supposed to win with teammates like this
Please Yoshi let me move the map around my ui I hate being forced to keep it in the bottom.
>>586913394>Nine Sols KINO>Coffin cringe on background>description is laced with ironyYou are a weird individualWell? Did you get an invite? If no one's become your friend yet, I can send one now
its crazy how much they buffed out holidayyoshi's little nigger
>>586914391>he thinks it's just a memeAnon...
playing ANY melee character is such a miserable experience. attempting to deal damage outside of your guaranteed melee skills is risking your ENTIRE hp pool for what, 160-500 damage? its like playing a spirit burst hero but 100x worse since there is no way to negate all spirit burst damage + stun them for 3 seconds + make them take 30% extra damage from all sources
>trying to learn mirage>mirage double prio, celeste danny normal prio>have gotten mirage exactly oncethere's zero chance this guy is this popular right
>>586917463soft ban on him being picked right now since he's so bad just like how they disabled victor a week ago when his ult was broken
>>586917462Don't worry, item update will introduce an item that will adapt this misery to everyone>COUNTERspell>6400 souls, upgrade from Counterspell>Now applies parry stun to any spell blocked by the counterspell parry
>>586916931mic up, tards don't read chat or look at the map or read pings
>Called The Succubus>Not a gentlemen's clubMake it make sense
>Haze, Sinclair, Drifter, Paige, Calico and Grey Talon>Versus...>Pocket, Vindicta, McGinnis, Wraith, Yamato and Abramsi dont often cope with losses by saying 'comp diff' but come the fuck on here
>>586917224trooniday
>>586917462Yeah, outside chaotic situations during teamfights, it's quite hard to get maximum value out of your build. It's why I always skew a bit more toward gun items before upgrading most of my melee items so it doesn't feel like I HAVE to melee all the time. I've also started buying Fleetfoot or Restoration Locket in my games for melee cancels to help with mind games.
>>586914260I do good though I go 7-9
Is witch mail still the best item in the game?
>>586917835Ever consider there are actual succubi there?
>>586918128No, its still dispel magic
I feel like im becoming a graves one trick because shes my best hero by far but I always feel like people are doing picrel when they see me
STALKIN' DEM
i like remhe's a silly little guy and all of his interactions are goodi hope he gets some lines with mirage about bowling
>play abrams>lane against kevinI can't play the game
Might as well ask here. Why is there no CS2 general?
>>586918631Most CS2 players don't know English
>>586917874What? That's completely balanced You have a sinclair that can apply affliction every like 40 seconds lol
why do i have to carry god awful players? is vyper going magic carpet meta or??
does every hero in the game just rush opening rounds now
Do you think the devs think its an issue that Dispel and Unstoppable is basically a requirement every single game? Seriously 12 item slots? More like 10 because if you dont have these two items then lol enjoy not playing the game
>>586918754Melee heroes don't :)
>>586918834waah waah I don't wanna buy bkb every gameshut up
>>586918834it's crazy how much macro wise dota players are ahead of deadturds
>>586918879where did i say that? mr retard
it feels impossible to not feed in lane as billy. all my enemies always have more to work with
>>586918834>only TEN item slots? ugh what is this forced meta
>>586918939Deadlock doesnt have macro its all just dancing around the map until you get mid and win
world = changedi've only played one game on warden before and it was before the halloween patch, surprised at how much those tiny ass buffs did for him
how the fuck am i supposed to kill as calico? her 1 and 2 are impossible to land and even when i do the damage is a papercut>>586918879>>586918939>well in OUR shitty game...dotafags need to go back.
You can tell when its ESL third world hours because third worlders have literally nothing better to do than respond with shitty bait and insult you in the hopes of making you mad
It finally clicked. She's so fun.
>>586919139>Hey listen up everyone I just want to let y'all know I am not mad and I'm not mad at all and I'm not indirectly falling for bait btw I'm not mad
dota players are simply superior
>>586919115>how the fuck am i supposed to kill as calico? her 1 and 2 are impossible to land and even when i do the damage is a papercutmaybe you're just shit if you can't kill anyone on one of the burstiest heroes in the game>dotafags need to go back.no one tell him
what's the mod that shows current soul value of camps, sinners, etc
How am I suppose to improve in my game sense and macro in general? I kind of want to be able to actually lane well with people but it's hard to tell since every other person lanes differently
>>586919198>hurr git gudNot helping, sempai. At least you didn't say "go buy King Bricklebeard's Schimitar and use Pluck's Purple Potion"
>>586919194At being cucks
is there a worse feeling than the moment you realize your geist is playing bomb geist
>>586919371Retards always rush leech too, while not having a single orange
>>586919261cheat lock
>>586919285Watch the fucking map. That's itWrangling tards in lane is one thing but as long as you're looking at the map every once in a while and making a note of who is currently where, you'll have better sense than most players and be able to make better decisions on when to do things
>>586919261the game does it for you genius
>>586919307>how do i kill people i cant aim with my gun and im playing on controller btwWhat did you expect me to say? If you hit your abilities maybe they'll do something
>>586917224I genuinely hate playing into that character, impossible to catch if not played by a retard and she can chunk you for 100 health reliably every couple of seconds. It's cancer
when are getting a busty ixian female hero
FUCK SHIV
>>586918113its actually insane how many troons i see on holidaymight be the highest troon rate next to silver
>>586919179paradox is fun but you really can't do shit in a losing game
Lash sex
>>586919645It's because movement is troon shit and so is cheating in games, and Holligay lets you do both
I don't even want to play this anymore all I do is lose nothing I do is ever right
Any recs for where to learn box/farm routes? Any videos or something
I think the problem right now is that T1 towers doesn't really offer anything. In Dota you can TP to any tower so it remains a threat even if it doesn't really do any damage.
>>586912932It's really only good for like Doorman to break 10 minutes in and I guess spirit Victor if you're insane and holding it for 30
What do you do as a tank like Abrams when you're behind? It feels like any attempt to actually be a tank just makes me feed.
do you think haze's head and voice are like that all the time or is it just part of her workwear
>>586920042i make-ah my own!
>>586919505Reading comprehension
wow another round where shiv is 16-3 how unpredictable
>>586913818Shitposting aside, when that law goes into effect, couldn't a Brit technically get arrested for watching Game of Thrones since the wording of the law just doesn't even try to differentiate the incest stuff?
>>586916718wtf fucking reddit nazi banned my post, fucking shitstain pedophile website
How do I decide between Tesla and Ricochet?
>>586920396kekaroo
>>586920201don't tank, because it's mostly a memeyou're a glorified CC bot with the goal of shoving everyone into a corner so you can nuke them before they nuke you
When will Valve fix the ApEslop problem?
>>586919797What makes holliday bullshit isn't "Le Troonvment"It's this shit right hereWhy in the hell they decided to put 4/ms on a charged ability I cannot comprehend
>>586915321My brother in Christ he is worse than he was back in October of last year right now even, how are you losing this had to knowledge check: the character?
>>586920396>mod pretending to be doormankek
>>586920396you know I thought the second part would be distasteful but you really got a chuckle out of me
>>586920396>No you will not, definitely not in this sub.
>>586920396Your shit sucked but I forgive you for this
>>586920632Thanks, glad I could make someone laugh>>586920729Thanks I guess, more constructive feedback would be appreciated though
>>586920789looks really bad......just use ai
>>586920523>my reddit in christ
>>586917030Despite 6 replies no, I didn't get a single invite. A simple request is turning into a job application humiliation ritual. Coffin of Andy and Leyley was an excellent depiction of gaslighting and childhood abuse. Everyone hating on it never actually played it, they're only regurgitating what they "think" it is. Sad.>>586913487It's not a visual novel, it's an actual game with puzzles and interactions. You clearly never played it.
>>586920815oh i dont take advice from retarded people sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhLvVLPRtg8ITS UP
calico is so fun its a shame she's so repulsive to look at
>>586920903entertainment for human cattle
What am I supposed to do vs Victor if my team spends all game trading farm with him and I'm not an M1 carry
>>586920903Why do girls love playing REM so much?
>>586920905That's what cheat mods are forhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/664127
>>586920958child replacement
>>586920964but everyone else will see you as an ugly man so this is like being trans in your head and people will still know you're a freak, sorry
>>586920905her 3 turns her insanely hot tho
>>586920905Seriously though, when is she getting a remodel?
>>586920905Just ask AI to make you an anime model replacement and to turn it into a mod for you
the game should have 6 lanes with 3 walkers each
Suddenly I have a strong urge to go into enemy jungle by myself
>>586921114sorry other players will still see the ugly calico so this is really some tranny shit where i think i'm playing a cute girl but i am actually a disgusting bald "wo"man
>>586920987https://deadlocker.net/mod/ava-headed-calico-mod_1758121088194she's still ugly but now she a naked kitty
>>586920905Literally nothing wrong with this design and you can't convince me otherwise.We 100% have to have at least one brown woman (though this game has multiple), this is the perfect way to do it.
>>586921271>this is the perfect way to do it.
>>586921210I don't like that mod simply because it gets rid of the cat on her back.
>>586921271Even blk ppl think Calico be chopped af fr fr no cap nigga
>>586912319hes one of the hardest scalers actually, did you read what your 2 does?
>>586920396Shitposting aside this is unironically why Reddit is such a dogshit site which, despite having an exponentially larger userbase, continues to be "downstream" of everywhere else. A pure aggregator where, not only does most content get ignored in favor of the algorithm's Top 10 Of The Day, you also have jannies deleting shit on whim even if it doesn't break any of their rules just because it didn't cater to their tastes/wasn't up to their standards/whatever other goalpost they set
>>586918143That sounds kind of racist (unironically) Imagine you have a restaurant named The Niggerman because its customers are all blacks
>>586921339there literally isn't a single feminine black hero in liberal hollywood films. turns out the liberals are racist as well
>>586915321That already happened and you're still crying
>>586921447Libs are racist as fuck they just have a different set of racial roles and hierarchies in mind.
USING HYPERBEAM*dies after doing 100 damage*
>>586921526TIME TAH CUT LOOSE>they slightly strafe you and are now impossible to hit for the rest of your ult
>>586921271I think it's fine conceptually but they've gotta unfuck her hair, she doesn't need to be norwooded that hard.
>>586921449you are responding to a niggerlow shitter who cant escape doorman ult even with 4 bars of stamina and no cc
>>586909875FIX MOJANG BEDROCK
>IN HERE, I AM K-AAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>586909960That guy's been reposting the same screenshot for a month, I don't think it's even the same person as the anon who originally took it
>>586921667Doesn't make sense considering how retard strong Kelvin is
>>586920903I am a 5'2" filipino male and this is my comfort streamer
I genuinely think the #1 thing holding back Deadlock right now is the overreliance on CC in hero's kits. CC on abilities should be very minor or requiring extra investment to "upgrade" them, such as making Mo's sand blast a firing rate slow unless upgraded to a true disarm.
>>586921667IN HERE, I AM KING.
>>586921846i hate america why do gays and trans have to ruin every good game
>>586920396sorry anon it wasn't yuri/gay so its not allowed
my retarded as thought it was a good idea to sneak in one more game before bedwhen will i learn
>>586920887sending a request, I'll get you an invitation
I am so annoyed by Paige's dark void under her skirt and I cannot find a mod to fix this
>>586922134i fail to see whats even wrong with this whats your point?
>>586922043What does the picture have to do with america?
>>5869221346/8 isnt even that badYou could have a pair of 1/10 niggers on your team clearing jg and dropping 1000 souls for the enemy every 3 minutes
>>586922179>>586922217for mina and yamato thats incredibly fucking bad, they're both get out of jail free characters and they're still somehow negative
>>586922254>muhhhhhh kiiiiillssssssssslets see your stats
>>586922272>>muhhhhhh kiiiiillsssssssssno, i said theyre negative
>>586922254>they're both get out of jail free charactersThese are always the biggest shitters, anon. Your immobileGAWD goes a steady 3/3 and your "I have thirty different ways to escape" mobilitykike will dive off a cliff to hit 2/17/4
>>586922319lets see your stats
>>586922165I'm in, another anon opened the gate for me. Thanks though, I appreciate it. And you know what, the porn spammers and off-topic shitposters absolutely ruined A Coffin of Andy and Leyley. I don't think even they played the game either.I hate anons that comment on games they NEVER PLAYED, it upsets me to a primal degree. At least on Steam you're required to own the game before reviewing it, I wish /v/ and /vg/ were like that somehow. Thanks though fren, good luck in your matches
>>586922362if their stats dont matter why do mine
>>586922447why are you fucking whining then? >LOOK GUYS MY TEAMMATES SUCK>m-my stats? u-uh n-no...no they're...good...i promiseshut up already
>>586915016>>586914836>>586914347
>>586922423>I hate anons that comment on games they NEVER PLAYEDmy brother refuses to play deadlock because "it sucks" despite never trying it, DotA2 will do that to a nigga
>>586922472i'll post my stats if you can explain to me why their stats don't matter but mine do
>>586922516That's called PTSD and it's perfectly natural for your brother to have that reaction
why cant russia be as draconian as the UK? imagine if there was a tiannamen square copypasta but for russans
5 losses in a row I've already deranked twiceI want to die
>>586922043does a piece of fanart really "ruin the game" for you? are you going to queue up still mad at this rule34?
>>586920964i found the compromise
fuckikng ahte the normal fags that thing "im going to rat" is a funny term when its an acutal call you make in mobas fuck normies
>>586922720other people will still see you as a balding man anon
I'm going to rat
>>586922720which one is this
>>586922423faggots will be faggots, I've watched playthroughs of Coffin via MBH and just avoided playing the games cause it's just not my cuppa but bandwagon sloppers will hate on anything cause it's the "cool" thing to do.
>>586922789still never heard a definition of the term that was both definitive and distinct enough from split pushing to warrant its own ping. until i do, it will just be a meaningless voiceline to spam.
>>586922517>i'll post my stats if you can explain to me why their stats don't matter but mine doBecause they're not going to be in your next game, retard, you can't do anything about themYou will be
remove refresher and increase the cooldown on dynamos ult by 60 seconds and im not joking
>>586920887>Everyone hating on coffin never actually played itYes you fucking nigger, I do not want to know about cannibalistic incest twins
>>586923074the real problem is cheat death + unstoppable, ensuring he can press his chungus i win button with no counter
>>586922720finally calico nvbian qveen...
>>586922842https://gamebanana.com/mods/732433
>he's replying to himself now
>>586920382Ehhhh its probably only gonna affect porn producers trying to officially legally sell that kind of stuff over here, the chances of anyone getting arrested and charged for just having that porn is zero. The prisons are already full to the brim
>>586921369>you also have jannies deleting shit on whim even if it doesn't break any of their rules just because it didn't cater to their tastes/wasn't up to their standards/whatever other goalpost they setThat also happens on hereHell /v/ is a perfect example, there's been multiple cases where games just get hate banned because the mod doesn't like seeing video games on there. Try posting a uma thread and see what happens.
>>586923421All gacha games should be banned from /v/, not just Uma
>>586923053non sequitur, im complaining about this match not my next one so that doesn't matter
the actual way to fix refresher is to give it a 10-20 second cooldown that starts after your ult ends
>>586923521>All gacha games should be banned from /v/Mods have banned me for reporting BA generals on /v/, they literally have 2-3 ritual posters even single thread and organize to make new threads on /vmg/ so they can go bump it as soon as they get created.
>>586923521I agree in theory but none of the other gacha games get the same treatment so its particularly jarring. Plus at least they're kinda talking about video games, its better than 50%+ of the rest of the catalog that's twitter screenshots, ecelebs, etcLobcorp/Ruina is a better example I guess since you never see those threads anymore after the moderation killed them off.
i just now noticed that the beginning part of rat king ult is the same animation tf2 pyro does with the pyroland lolichop
>>586923545I don't care what you're complaining about whingebucketI told the truth
>Shoot soul>Dead on>Super close so speed isnt an issue>Doesnt connect>Get denied>It keeps happening even in the HideoutAm i missing something or am I just fucking shit?
>>586923806you cant confirm/deny souls until they start glowing you might just be shooting too early
>>586923806shooting too fast
>>586923871I did not know that. Holy shit thank you.
Paradox has the best gun for denying right? Whenever you go against you you're so poor afterwards
i have gotten more mvp's in this game than dota 2SAD!
>>586923963>>586923806this is your teammate in your rankup match
why are like 99% of wraith players, indian? what caused this?
>>586924002Someone who wants to learn and get better? I'm fine with that. It's not like the game has a functional tutorial
>>586924002and the game considers him your equal. what does that say about you?
>>586923104Your loss...
>>586920201You go for picks. Abrams have one of the best kits to actually play from behind with since its feasible for you to actually catch someone out.
>>586924262Yeah even if you fed, with your kit you can still 3 man shoulder slam or ult. CC is never bad
and that's 6. I think I should just quit rankedI do as well as everyone else on the team and I get objectives but it's just loss loss loss loss over and over and over. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong
>>586924306If you're just splitpushing all the time you're throwing the game, even on heroes like Wraith or Victoryou NEED to interact with the enemy team at some point
>>586923968graves
>>586924379I'm doing lots of fighting and farming too I'm just saying I'm not ignoring the objectives to brawl 24/7
>>586924306Thought it was common knowledge, but you don't play ranked on the first day due to the influx of shitters. Give it a week. I am grinding out wins for other heroes I want to play.
>apollo>healpunch, close combat>extra spirit, mystic expansion, spirit snatcher for 6,6k spike>2, heavy punch, shoot, 1, 333>"C'est la poutine"Apollo is pretty fucking good now
>>586924418nah graves cant stand 90000 km away and stil ldeny
>>586924530it's not even that I'm getting shitters on my teams. We're just not winning. Ever.
>>586923968Any shotgun is the best because you don't even need to aim it well.
>>586924584>buying any spirit on nu-apollolol
>>586924643Can't really say without seeing a specific game then.
do you guys have that pic of mina and celeste laughing
>get teammates who do 2/2/2/2 in broolrivaldians
they somehow made apollo even more annoying
>get shrines>everyone goes to mid to clean up the game>tell everyone to get out before they respawn>see retard bebop in the jungle strapping a bomb on himself running in 1v6>ask him why he did that>I was distracting them and getting bomb stacksYour EoMM,sire.
>>586924715Spirit snatcher dps scales on spirit :^)
>>586924306actually nvm we won that 6th one I was just being a dooming retard but we locked inthis shit is demoralizing though yes I'm a shitlow idiot and some of these games I was doing terribly but I don't get how I'm losing THIS much unless the game has given me a starting rank way above what I should be at, but it's not a very high rank anyway and I'm usually keeping up with my teams stat wise. I am improving but it feels bad
>>586925102*buys reactive barrier*now what
>>586925297Unemployed as hell.
>>586925498sick day
>>586925547truthfully I stayed up too late watching DLNS and called out sick but I can't call out sick for just one day since it'd be weird if I seemed perfectly healthy one day later so I took today off too
Why is the game dying so fast
We need a Marxist leninist hero to fight billy the anarchist.should the ML be melee so he is equal to Billy, or some other role?
>>586925920he should have parry-based abilities
>>586924418You would think Graves' gun would be godlike at denying but in practice it feels like a cointoss whether it actually works or not, especially if the gun decides it'd rather shoot at a creep than the orb.
>retards just talking and typing instead of playing the gameNA needs to be nuked, like honestly. Let's do Hiroshima and Nagasaki on North and South America. These mongoloids are literally standing still every 5 to 10 seconds.
I wanna give Pocket a go and last i heard, his god given mission is to disrupt Victor's healing. Any advice?
>>586926676Never send the cloak flying towards enemy territory, warp stone is not a substite to the jump
man spirit holliday is shit why do all the top builds recommend it
>>586916858If you have the center piece (the first two panels) and then complimentary art for flow (the other panels) then you could just not block in the main art and instead put it in the back ground while the other panels are in the foreground around the center piece.
>>586927019trooniday
>>586915029You are an actual moron.
holy shit mirage actually fucking does literally nothing
>>586926676Pocket is burst damage. And while that sounds obvious only after playing HIM (fuck you) with Focus Lens do you really see how much burst he can dish out. You're basically a pick hero with no CC and a fuck off ultimate.
>In here I am Queen!
>>586927385Bro... imagine how broken he'd be in a game with actual macro
>>586927508yeah dude he could clear lanes and with all the money he gets do nothing
New players need to be segregated.
>>586926676Increase your sensitivity or invest in a big desk and warm up your shoulders.He does so many 180 in a second he makes me dizzy.
>>586927652They are, there's this whole game mode for them called Street BrawlAlso, Standard mode has invisible MMR
>>586926676them/they are an assassin hero but they/their farming potential is very strong, so use they/their abilities on some camps as well
>>586923806Vulkan or DX11? Numerous graphical effects including glowing orbs can glitch on Vulkan. It's a faster but glitchy renderer.
how do you consistently line up these new neutral camps to punch all of them at once?i swear this AI is fucking random when they decide to start walking away from you for no reason and it's so damn annoying.
If you do not tier whore i do not respect you.A truly skilled player can effortlessly switch character to reach the optimal path to victory, he does not whine to and beg the devs to buff his main.
>>586928068I have a dozen unlocked characters for ranked
>>586928068Normally I would agree with you, but forcing players to unlock heroes in ranked is retarded and encourages these Overwatch "mains"
very fat ivy
>>586928068>suffering characters you don't enjoy just so you get 2% more winsbuddy it's in beta
>>586928087That is good, play the strong ones, king
>>586928187imagine having sex with her and she turns her vagina into cold, rough stone and she says "the aroyos send their regards"
>>586928068based but also gib silver health pls
>>586928269This is why you go for the navel instead.
> EU and APAIC - metrical picks/bans> NA - imperial picks/bans
>>586928187a stone form that would break new york itself
>>586916858>>586927091Sketched on my phone to illustrate my point. Formatting like this would be a more engaging read since you don't have to look away from the center piece to read the rest. Your art is quite expressive anon so i would like to see more please don't be scat.
>>586928818ideal statue of liberty replacement
damn street brawl is actually unplayable. there needs to be like 5 bans
>>586929229>playing the abandonware gamemode
Who is mascot of Deadlock? To me they are>remCute Ralsei boykisser character>DoormanPlays Portal in a PvP game, valve incarnate, 20th century looking guy>AbrahmsHeavy weapons guy from homestuck. 20th century also.
I never played the Winter 2024 event. I don't know why, I was playing before it, I was playing after I, I just didn't feel like coming back for the dumb looking Christmas hats and little cosmetic unlocks. I never did it.Then, they put out a snowglobe for it.My hideout has everything else. Every voting sticker. Every ranked season unlockable. 100% of all snowball challenges on the other snowglobe done. Everything. But because of FOMO, and because I skipped one or two months of the game, my account will never be 100%. I can never give it back. Permanently unfinished and incomplete forever. Like a manlet stuck before hitting their growth spurt to put them over 6 feet tall. Just ruined forever. What's even the point of getting unlockables, grinding the inevitable battlepasses, doing everything when I'll never be a 100%er chad? There's just no point. It's over.
>pick hero>they do not know how to pick when will this fucking end, man? i've been playing this game for like a year and a half now and every pick hero with a strong cc or a hook or displacement literally cannot play like their hero intended
>>586929418>rem>boykisserof course the fag is also a pedo
>warden picked in the night shift APACNEVER SHOW FEAR, NO MATTER THE ODDS!
>>586929571>every pick hero with a strong cc or a hook or displacement literally cannot play like their hero intendedi worded this poorly. >every pick hero player is retardedis bettter
>>586929638I WON'T YIELD
Is there a graves mod that turns her into a skeleton and replaces every voice like with "SPOOKED YA"
chained 'em!
>>586929828>"LETS SEE WHOS STILL STAND-ACK"
>>586909456she looks like felicia here
>>586929473lmao who tf is playing this game routinely enough for that. it's been around since 2024 go live life and play other games.
>>586920396>No sir, you will not.
They are going to keep Vypers ugly ass neon prime face now because its too iconic from the epic meme, arent they?
>>586930436>6k billyYup this hero is WORTHLESS
>>586930482People were obsessed with ivy's old weird rat face model and they still updated and changed it completely. They kind of did the same thing with pocket but I dont think pocket has nearly as many obsessed weirdos.
people don't care about Celeste anymore...
name the hero /dlg/
How does Rat King 3 interact with Spellbreaker and Plated Armor? For example>You take a 1000 damage ability>RK3 procs first, reduces it to 250>Spellbreaker procs second, reduces 250 damage by 65% to become 87.5 damageOr is it>Spellbreaker procs first, reduces 1000 damage to 350 damage>RK3 procs second, reduces 350 damage to 250Can't find anything on the wiki, Googling this stuff just gives random Reddit threads talking about Rat King but which are mostly not gameplay related>Rat King 3 at max rank is 30% bullet bounce chance but let's say (You) bought Refresher, Greater Expansion, Superior Duration, Transcendent Cooldown so it's 42% bounce chance from the spirit scaling>Plated Armor is 30% deflection and 50% onhit preventionWhich procs first?
Swear to god Marvel Rivals players are the dumbest, most inbred subhuman gorilla niggers to ever exist. The shit I see these obvious hero shooter coons doing in my Standard games as I try to unlock my heroes for Ranked tells me there is not a single trace of actual sentience shaking around in those empty, smoothed over fucking brains of their's holy fuck. There's absolutely no other explanation for it other than the fact that it's Marvel Rival players and MAYBE Overwatch trannies. No one else is this dumb. Actual fucking oxygen thieves that need to be euthanized for the good of the human race.
>>586930752Manually pressing Mirage 3
>>586930752Calico 2 tier 2 upgrade and ult because in early game you can't burst people down without ult but if you use 2 to gap close and then ult to kill you will miss the 3 second window for bonus souls
>>586930743Those were mostly small retouches of old models that were mostly there but with shitty textures.Vyper needs a full rework of everything. her model is literally a placeholder that was put there because it was the one they had that looked vaguely lizard-ish.
>>586930743pocket's the designated tranny to get some trannies to fuck off
Why the fuck is Seven's win rate so high again, I swear to God he dipped like a month or two ago
>rat king gun has damage debuff>rat king gun has lifesteal debuff>rat king still builds gunwhy?
>>586930970Vyper's current model is also of a male Neon Prime character>>586931015He can lane janny and farm while the rest of his team plays Overwatch in blue lane
>>586931015Side lane + long games meta
>drifter is sub 50% win rate in my rankThe guy builds gun stacks but his best build is fucking spirit
>>586930752scorn
>>586931338>his best build is fucking spirityou mean melee
Rate my roster lil gups
>>586930752Fucking Bloodletting
>>586931395The diverse and wonderful melee build known as Melee Charge and that's it
>>586931436vile, absolutely horrid
>>586920887>>586913394You don't deserve an invite for being the dumbest nigger alive.
>>586931436Honest:>Abrams>Drifter>Silver>Venator>WardenDishonest:>Apollo>Geist>Shiv>Victor>Wraith
get me out of standard holy shit
>>586931436Very based, only cool characters that fits the setting well
>>586930752FACE ME AND DIE
>>586931714baZed as fuck
>>586931714>got comm ban'd for saying meanie no-no words by retarded apes and trannies (they weren't even slurs) while trying to unlock heroes for Ranked>now I can't play Ranked for a whole monthBack to TF2 I go for a month it seems. They need to just get rid of comm bans. No one fucking cares about some literal 0-15 incestspawn's feelings.
>>586930748that's my wife you're talking about
>>586931714he only speaks ixian
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>586932123this just brings attention to how broad her shoulders are
Flopping knotty dogcock.
>>586931798....and the boss nigger casino gangster in 1920 america
>>586931950>r-slur and toxicity even in your four-chan commentDeserved, the system works as intended
>>586932189That's a problem of her skeleton, her rigging is very stiff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQwsWvWx8swhere the koreans at
>americans>russians>chineseWhich one would you rather be cursed with for teammates?
>>586932456they're all watching the KJH stream big bro
No matter the fear, never show odds.
>>586932495you don't belong here SEAvioletnigger
TAKE 'EM DOWN
I think people meme the Drifta a lot because he would be scary as fuck to have in the ritual, your team or enemy team, just seeing him at all would make me piss myself if you go by any of the lore.
>>586932243No it's absolutely not working as intended, you will take what I say on the chin for playing like absolute dogshit in a game where your performance directly impacts everyone else's ability to meaningfully play the game. And this game doesn't have sunk cost or actually hot characters to make people willing to stick with it for long. Already lost a 100k players over the course of 3 weeks. Pozzed Reddit-tier chat moderation will take it down another peg once the novelty of the new heroes wears off. Especially when no one wants to play with subhumans like you shitting up Standard while they're trying to unlock heroes only for the Ranked experience to be no better cause this playerbase is a bunch of brown speds from top to bottom.
IM THE MAIN CHARACTERIM A ROCKSTARIM FLAWLESSA VICTIM OF FATEI HAVE TO SUFFER YOU ALL WHILE YOU BENEFIT FROM MY GLORIOUS PRESENCENOW GIMME THAT T2
>>586930752Paradox
>>586932709we call him the rapist out of respect though. he is THE rapist
>>586930752pocket in this new barrierslop meta. LITERALLY no reason to pick this retard
>>586932709>big bad drifter when he gets asked to 2v1 silver with shiv (he can't do it)
>>586932623cuuuuuube :)
Do characters not have idle poses in this game? I noticed that there's only two poses between shooting/zooming and regularly moving around. I don't know why it seems rather jarring to me.
>Mention Charlie Neckxplodes Kirk>TempbannedIt wont bring Charlie back retard mod. Go back to lurking in whatever jailbat gacha game thread you're usually in.
What do you do about ability cancelling? I usually have it on "press the same key again to cancel" but I was just playing Mo and as I was pressing my ult a lot so it would go off as soon as I was in range I ended up cancelling it early a bunch. I wish it had some sort of grace period. I set cancel to X but that's kinda awkward for me to hit. CTRL maybe?
>>586930752IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLDUAAAAUGHTHEY KILLED WARDEN
>>586933607you can change it per-hero and per-abilityon mokrill's ult it's probably a good idea to put it on spacebar since it's not like you can jump during his ult
Yeah judging by what im seeing right now in nightshift asians are going to rape everyone.
>>586933607It's most ergonomic as either no canceling or same key. This game requires an already exhausting amount of keys between movement, abilities, active items, extra info, shopping etc.
Why does no one ever care that Paige is constantly S tier? It's always muh Wraith or muh Graves
>>586934002me personally i never see paige in my games hence i don't complain about her
>>586931971Excuse me? That's my wife you're talking about
>APAC hero pools are noticeably different from NA and EUHuh
This game is indeed gonna Eos soon at this rate.
>>586934275NA and EU have just now started abusing wraith while in asia she a has been a insta first ban for months, its going to take awhile for them to catch up
>>58693400299% of Paige's effectiveness is noobs touching the dragon voidzone and taking 900 damage. But they are retarded noobs and don't even realize what did all the damage, so they dont know who to complain about.
>>586934275That's normal, though?>NA esportsL O L
>>586934585what the fuck am i readingthe thing that makes paige strong is the instant 1400 hp barrier (plot armor + divine barrier) on your m1gger coupled with the near 3 second immobilize that cant miss once you get vortex web
If paige would get nerfed who would egirls play
This game genuinely sucks ass why does everyone have to have a gun when laning is barely important anyway. There's like 5 denies per lane who gives a fuck
>>586934904Paige
>>586934275we only watch NA because all they do is fight and honestly it's fun to watch. they're garbage though
>>586934904Do you really want this game to be full of boosted egirls shitting up your games?
>>586934464It's crazy that Holliday of all characters became the favorite character of cheaters
>>586934982yes I like women and they like me :)
GIVE ME 20K I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
Holy comeback
>>586934464Didn't realize cheating was rampant in this game too. CSGO, LoL, Valorant, cheaters ruin every game they touch.
>w-we're in a spirit meta thoughbeit...ivy goes guntalon goes gunparadox goes gunholliday goes gundoorman goes gunyamato goes gundrifter goes gunseven goes gunceleste goes gunabrams goes gunshiv goes gungiest goes gundanny goes gunpocket goes gundyanmo goes gunapollo goes gunwhere is this spirit meta you keep talking about
>>586935116It's very rampant. The real reason most people don't notice or just refuse to accept it is because it's not aimbot mos of the time. The most common cheat for this game is just radar or wallhacks, in moba's (especially a thirdperson moba) information is the most powerful thing you can have. You can just pay attention to the fact that there's sometimes a guy completely dominating in either team and he consistently finds someone out of place and is never caught out in a vulnerable position. Btw, the holliday was also auto-parrying.
What do I pick for Celeste as first buy now that Extra Regen doesn't build into Healing Booster? Grit?
>>586935203Can I put zero?
>>586935028>le headshot girl is the cheaters favourite Wow no wey
>runs in>wolves out>gets focused because her hitbox is by far the largest>dies>revives and wastes a rejuv>dies again because she can't do shit in human formAWOOOOO
>>586934808Chess man can do the same thing and give allies iframes while doing it, they're good saves but they arent broken or nerf worthy.
>>586935236No they don't
>>586935296They should remove crackshot and nerf her gun scaling. She's supposed to be a mobile support pick hero with spirit nuke on barrel like Rem with pillow or Paige with bookwyrm.
>>586935236>mainly does spirit damage>mainly does spirit damage>mainly does spirit damage>ultbot>mainly does spirit damage>mainly does spirit damage>mainly does spirit and melee damage>mainly does spirit damage>mainly does spirit damage>mainly does melee damage>mainly does spirit damage>true>mainly does spirit damage>mainly does spirit damage>ultbot>mainly does spirit damage
>>586935560concession accepted, m1gger scum
>>586935273I'd be embarrassed as a cheater. Unable to play a videogame on your own merit, forced to cheat. Subhuman filth who lack souls or empathy. The human excess will one day burn in Hell, I've no doubt.
Meanwhile in reality
>play Nurse on release>press 2 on a low teammate>Graves' skulls surround him, I get closer to melee them>teammate dies and I get the killI got all exited about the possibility of denying kills, but I guess it was was a bug, huh?
>>586935686>jun-julyretard
>>586935296>>586935028>>586934464>>586935116I had a cheating Holliday in my gameEverybody on my team said on mic that Holliday was constantly landing headshots on them from 100-200 meters away
>>586932757I instamute any whiner and backseater, comm ban is just a convenience so you make others have to push the mic button too.
>>586935770could be, but that crit to bodyshot damage ratio isn't that crazy on holliday. this is mine. it's doable legit if your aim isn't dogshit
>There are paypigs donating $250 to this bullshit???
>>586935770You'd expect VAC bans to mean something. Then again Counterstrike is RAMPANT with cheaters and it's in the top played Steam games, it's not surprising. I blame the third-world shitholes populated by human husk cattle that we call "people".
>>586935943you're supposed to watch player streams for the kino comms and no cringe commentary
I genuienly don't understand how they haven't developed a back-end program that can just tell if somebody is moving their mouse cursor too quickly and getting headshots unrealistically, or tracking people thru walls when they shouldn't have vision and stuff. Can't be that hard to implement.
>>586935930>LOOK EVERYONE IM A CHEATER TRANNYFaggot.
Why did valve call developer Yoshi, a Nintendo brand, instead of something like Glados or Gman, who are Valve brands and fit "person behind everything" role of developer.
>>586934002she impacts the game in ways that are less visible (shields, teamfight slop, wave clear) compared to other heroes. she has objectively been OP for a while and yet she kept getting inexplicably buffed thanks to deathy's terrible opinions on game balance
>>586935945>You'd expect VAC bans to mean something.They don't
>>586934002m1gger seethe lmao
>>586936030CS instabans you for stuff like spinbots, but that doesn't fix the underlying issue of cheats being updated to evade whatever protection is added.
>>586935930bot game? Wtf are those stats
>CS instabans you for [...]HahahhHHahahahhHAhHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
I dreamed that I was playing Rem but green lane was very overgrown and atmospheric. The game kept showing some message about the enemy Silver ranking down for some reason like some sort of humiliation ritual.It was a really contested match and I was doing my best, the enemy team also had a Rem for some reason and I pillowmogged him since he was a support sissy.
>be aimlet>play Deadlock only because it allows you to win by pressing "I WIN" buttons>get outplayed by someone who actually knows how to aim>WTF THEY CHEAT BRO VALVE??????
>>586936236it was pre-ranked ritualist game so not that far off
>>586936156The point I'm trying to make is whatever cheat used would be caught by this system because you're looking at performance and metrics that don't make sense. Somebody with terrible movement but headshots in 75% of attacks? Obvious aimbot.
Every Haze and Holliday player is cheating unless proven otherwise
>>586936376The heuristics necessary to judge such a thing would be inherently flawed and inherently easy to bypass.>low APM and great aim? the cheat just adds phantom key presses
siphon bullets does literally nothing unless you're shooting a mo, RK or abrams
>>586936376>terrible movementquantify that without false positives, if you make a single mistake there WILL be 100 reddit threads complaining within 5 minutes
>literally every single ranked match i've played has been a loss because 1 or 2 teammates drag the team down via sheer retardation and feeding like there's no tomorrow, something almost completely out of my control>went from acolyte 5 to acolyte 2 in just 1 dayThis is hell.
>Auskr was behind OT's lead by like 20k souls>Auskr decides to do mid boss when half of the enemy team are waiting in respawn>Fight breaks out between the two teams and Auskr ends up being the victor even though one of OT's players took a rejuv and immediately lost it>Auskr ends up reverse snowballing OT and winning the match based on OT's mid boss slip even though they're running supposedly dogshit characters like Warden and MirageIt's a combination of factors like this that really makes the Esports scene of this game exciting compared to the slop I barely watch that is Rivals Ignite
>>586936559... :|
>>586936514unironically wait 1-3 weeks before playing ranked so all the shield boosted retards drop downit is possible that you are one of these shield boosted retards as well, but it doesn't sounds like it from your description
>>586936494or bebop, or billy, or shiv, or mcg, or dynamo, or geist, or warden, or baba, or lash... plenty of heroes buy enough greens to make siphon a top tier gun item. it heals you a fuckton while doing pure damage, it can't be bad unless the enemy team is 6 minas and paiges
Why aren't you the one feeding off bad opponents?
>>586936559>game has specific mechanics to make comebacks possibleYeah? That doesn't make the game watchable, though.
>went from brick 4 to acolyte 1We’re so back bros!!But now I’m scared they’ll outplay me!
>>586936559It was a kino match but disco carried hard, why the fuck even pick warden?
REALLY don't like how much ultslop has been added, some games feel over before they even begin. Enemy team gets 3-4 giant circles and we get 1 or even 0? What the fuck do you even do the enemy team don't ever have to leave the safety of their walkers they can just wait for rifts and all press 4 it's retarded. Might be my least favourite shift in the games balance ever.
>>586910017That was an old vindicta tech, get 2-3 snipes then killbind close to your carry.
>>586935340That's our Silver, alright!
Reminder that M1ggers and Eceleb scum will ruin this game, just like they ruined Silver and Mina.
>>586935340>>586937105I don't care if she was picked in nigshift or notBut was she banned tonight?
who is the "fastest" character in this game?
Are you ready for shitters that lost 45 games with the hero to join you by your side in Ranked?
>>586937263Well the devs did when they put her down
>>586937048Every nudota champipn also has le aoe big circle ult Thanks campo santo
>>586937287who the fuck cares most animals in ranked play like tis their first time anyways
>>586937267Drifter during ult
>>586931481your spirit snatch?
>>586937267Silver is the fastest character to get nerfed because of faggot troons like Vegas.
Silver should by default be in wolf formHer human form should be a shitty second life if you get killed in wolf form
>>586921271Her being named Calico while having a sphynx is so mind numbingly retarded I unironically want her to have vitiligo
>>586937447Nah
>>586937429Sorry I forgot the 2nd item. Holy fuark Melee Charge and Spirit Snatch which you're triggering on your fucking Rend anyways waow!
>>586937287If you soft afked 45 games in standard you'd probably get carried to 15 wins purely based on teammate RNG, this barely changes anything.
>>586937287As a prior LoL player I value the attempt to keep first-time hero players out of Ranked. Also prohibits smurfing to a degree. The math elaboration (30+15=45) is also appreciated as a prior LoL player.
>>586937537This, the more important thing is whether MMR sorts shitters into bricklow or dumps them in Emissary or higher where they instalose games
Damn, they're doing even more Night Shift?
>>586937562>As a subhumanstopped reading here
>>586937536...yes anon you buy melee items to proc on your rend since it does melee damage...wtf are you doing trying to heavy melee as drifter?
>have more hours than most eternus 6 players>shitlowShould I kill myself?
I have a recurring character in my Oracle games who consistently performs like dogshit and with the derank changes I'm eagerly awaiting the day he gets dumpstered out of my fucking games
>>586937447Overwatch player self report
>>586935096We actually won. Capacitor barely did anything despite me having that shit for 15-20 minutes kekaroo
graves has a futa cock and celeste is a prostitute
>>586937562Understandable, I don't blame you.
>>586936479>>586936497>Player moves thru ranks too quickly and MvP or carries every game? Account flagged>Have backend system check player's Mouse Sensitivity in options menu>Check players hardware specs and compare with mouse DPI>Use AI to determine if snap aiming or tracking is beyond normal human ability with their setup>Permaban cheater with 100% accuracygg ez, no re.
>>586921271She looks great in that art, not so much in game.Mostly because of her bowling ball head.
>>586937804>buying firerate on burst gunbruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>586937674Nigger I said building spirit was his best build and you countered with a 1600 gun item and a 3200 SPIRIT item
>>586936559I watched the first 20mins or so and it looked like Auskr were losing every fight to Violet ult, were 20k down and OT had 3 rejuv. What the fuck happened?
>>586937842meant for >>586937669As a prior LoL player I can't even reply correctly
>>586937860>check their mouse movement... with uh... aiI said quantify
>>586937956They already use AI to chat ban people
>>586935945>>586936128CSGO at least has picrel to raise the barrier a bitDeadlock cheaters on the other hand>Get caught in a banwave every 2~ months or so or however long the duration between banwaves are (I reported a 30+ kill blatant aimbot Haze before CNS update, they are still not banned)>They make a new account for free>They install Deadlock also for free due to lack of $15 cheatnigger tax>They ruin noobs' Standard games>They unlock three aimbottable m1ggers for Ranked>Thanks to the winstreak system they shoot up the ranks>By the time the next banwave has come around the cheatnigger has negatively affected every rank bracket except maybe E6I'm just scraping Ascendant 1 and I still get obvious aimbotters at least once a week. It's disgusting. And Valve will never implement a Deadlock version of CSGO prime upgrade until after the game is fully released. And who knows how fucking long that will take. So we are cursed with the present state of affairs for months at least, maybe even years(2 or 3)
nigga we all ex lol dota2 players in here
>>586936070Because Yoshi is just a way for whichever developer/staff member that actually is to isolate their work account from everything else.And they like Yoshi I guess.
can anyone tell me if i'm a schizo i swear to god they've changed something in the netcode or something, securing/denying is insanely fucky and it feels like i miss a lot more parries now for some reason to melees that absolutely should be parried i feel like i'm going insane
>>586937995They actually don't, it's solely based on report frequency
>>586938016Would implementing phone numbers for ranked work like it does in Dota for smurfing?
>>586938016Even Rust has this now what does CS2 DL and Rust have in common what country makes up a lot of the fanbase...? Why do these 3 games with said nationality have to introduce paid methods to stop cheating...? I dunno can't figure it out its just western propaganda
>>586937684Do you actually try to improve and understand your shortcomings or do you instantly queue up another game while frothing mad?
>>586938071One of these things is not like the other
Doorman used to be a chud
>>586938183It technically helps but you'll still get thousands of thirdworlders boosting accounts because the price of a throwaway phone number is far less than what they can sell the account for.
>>586938183No idea. Implementing literally anything would be better than the "cheaters get their free accounts nuked once every few months >:(" we have right now>>586938229Riot has the niggerest kernel level anticheat and their fanbase is mostly retarded Asian American teens
>>586938183It doesn't work in Dota retard lmao>>586938016There is a $5 tax for new accounts to play Deadlock though
>>586938116check what server you on with shift+tab. 'dfra' for me is unplayable, and it's only that server. every other server is fine as always, but ever since they added 'dfra' servers in CNS/new map, every match on that server is so fucking unplayable, parries don't do shit, everyone is warping through walls like they're doing a yamato grapple cosplay
>>586936376the problem is that cheaters who know what they're doing tune their aimbots so that the magnetism is relatively gentle and looks mostly natural. every cheat software nowadays comes prepackaged with this ability. if you make the autoban criteria too stringent while trying to catch them it'll ban legitimate players on false positives
>>586938016Hoping for a WWIII so we can isolate the internet by country. We should NOT be sharing the internet with the rest of the world. Keep Japan/America separate from the "other" countries.
wait you can link your Dota to a phone number while CS2 is rampant with cheaters?
Who would you rather have in team?>league player who only plays CertainlyT champions, loves outplay, hates wave management and perma bans master Yi>owerwatch player
>>586938525wtf even is dfra?
>>586938527Just detect if their cursor is moving around without their mouse moving at the same time.ez
>>586938525I'll keep that in mind next time I get on thanks i needed another thing to be schizophrenic about
>>586938576overwatch femcel who only plays mercy and wants to suck my dick after seeing my steam profile
>>586938274There is nothing to improve at from 2 subhumans feeding enemy Vindicta 80 stacks and base guardians before 20 minutes
>>586938602retardbro...
>>586938582two of the new servers are named 'dfra' and 'dhr', im assuming it's like "deadlock frankfurt" (even though there already are normal frankfurt servers) and no idea what hr could be, i doubt it's hungary because my ping is too low on that server to be that
>>586938651Don't forget Vindicta being able to dispel and counterspell anvils and everybody refusing to buy anvils
>>586938535Thank God for the Great Firewall. Idk why normies chimp out at the Chinese over it, even 0.01% of the wealthiest chinks escaping to shitpost on xitter or swarm multiplayer games is too much.If only the governments of India or Slavland had the same sense of restraint and control.
Why can't the third-worlders stay in their own separate servers? Back in Season 2 of LoL there'd be Brazillians and Chinese players WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH playing on NA servers for no fucking reason at all. When asked "why are you playing on this server?" they'd respond "American server better." Yeah no shit, it's better because there's less third-worlders dipshit.
did extra regen just overtake tankbuster as worst item in the game?
>watching nightshit>finally seven gets picked for lack of other m1ggers>gooner autist zergy goes ball build w/ suppressor>throws orbs at people and they slide past unless people are stunned into them or retards stand in themWhat's the thinking on this of picking a m1gger that farms incredibly fast and building him like a mage? Why buy suppressor? 1600 investment early for a little bit of extra lane pressure that doesn't really help you farm when compared to something like early shred? Zergy might be autistic but he plays this game enough to know something, what's the thinking on playing Seven like this? It doesn't seem very good
>>586938538CSGO was rampant with cheaters when it required you to link your phone number too, you think Ivan who has money to spend on $300 cheats doesn't have money to spend on a $3 phone number?
>>586938651For me it was a Drifter last week>Oh enemy team has Drifter? Easy 6v5 then>He gets EIGHT KILLS by five minutes>He kills me in literal five swipes of his m1
when can I invest in this game
>>586938771Not to get chuddy and political but this also applies to immigration habits
>>586938827Seven is more useless than even Mirage and everyone who complains about him is a certified subhuman
Thoughts on spirit Rat King?
keep the nerfs coming
>>586938827night shift is too aggressive and too fast for farmer characters
>>586939095I tried a meme build going full rat spam with charges didn't seem very good tbqh
>>586938965should have made hundreds of $5 accounts with the 2024 snow globe and other permanent missables, perfect fomo accounts are the meta
>>586938827They're not picking Seven for lane pressure, they're picking Seven because they desperately need scaling and Wraith already got picked. If they wanted a M1 with good lane pressire they would pick Venator. After the midboss changes playing for tempo is really bad now, so early spiking on your carry is meaningless
Tfw no mothman hero
>>586938827must.... tempo....
>>586937426oki>>586937431lmao and here i am learning silverhonestly i wanna be that fucker that delivers the urn in record time or traverse the map as quickly as possible
we need chud with a big sword who is also balding hero
>>586939134t. Larper who doesn't actually watch nightshift and just regurgitates talking points to upplay and downplay characters when convenient
>>586939212We desperately need more moth representation.
>>586939253viscous probably has the best burst speed tech, but celeste's low gravity allows for a retarded OP playstyle
>Rat King is ba-AAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!
>>586939305Warden remodel
>>586931436OH GOD I'M GONNA IM GONA BROOOOOOOOOL AAAAAAAHHHH-tierbased honestly, basically mine but remove victor and wraith and add iceman, fireman and The Lash™
>>586939460echo shard build?
>>586938827Suppressor has really good stats. On top of the easy to proc suppression effect it gives you like 6% weapon resistance (not bad, might be Sevens only source of this resistance unless he goes duration extender or metal skin) and 6 spirit. Getting +6 spirit for a 1600 item is a damn good deal, very few items give that amount of free spirit for that amount of souls (compare this to how many souls are given for increasing your spirit investment by one step).Finally, it is a good item since Secen can easily proc it on multiple targets at once with his 3 and it makes him harder to duel for other sidelanes that rely on their gun to pick fights.
>>586911626>just to please his wifeI'm sure Dynamo misses cumming deep in her cunt just as hard
I don't understand why they gave Rat King m1 a negative bullet lifesteal modifier. I know he's tanky as fuck so it's meant to reduce how self-sufficient he can be, but there has to be a more elegant way of doing it that doesn't rely on a hidden stat, right?I mean when you mouse over his fucking gun while holding Tab it doesn't even tell you he has that debuff, you NEED to go wiki digging for it. Why not just make his gun less accurate (think Billy's SMG spray), it would fit the visual of his machinegun being a rusty unreliable ramshackle build
>>586911551All of the matches are supposedly just a series of prophecies about the ritual's possible outcome told to you by the spirit hag in your room
>>586939689Yeah, put echo start on bomb
>>586939859im surprised theres no porn of this slut
>>586939836he already has one of the worst bullet velocity in the game, spread would be too much unless his velocity got bumped up a bit
>>586939947she looks like drow ranger from dotes
>>586939836>I mean when you mouse over his fucking gun while holding Tab it doesn't even tell you he has that debuffThat's cause lifesteal is a green stat, it shows in his vitality page instead.
>>586939964Sure but my point is the point of the negative bullet lifesteal modifier is to keep his gun from giving him too much reliable sustainReducing his accuracy ALSO achieves this goal but actually fits his visual of using a piece of shit bullet hose with a boot for a stock. A player who sees Rat King using his obviously old shitty machinegun that sprays bullets with middling accuracy and velocity would be able to intuit what the hidden stat prevents
How do you even comeback from a shit team like this?
>>586939859This is headcanon. It's fun but too clever for them to come up with.
>>586939836>>586940054>>586940181wait, but it's not specifically bullet lifesteal modifier, what is 9836 saying. it also affects his SPIRIT lifesteal.https://deadlock.wiki/Lifesteal#Lifesteal_Effectiveness
the real retard satan build is putting echo shart on rat king 3
>sandblast disarms you for 5 seconds>immediately disarming hexes you after>sandblast came off cooldown, disarms you againyour response?
>>586936648>it is possible that you are one of these shield boosted retards as wellI really don't think I am. I always have most kills, most objective damage and least deaths in the team. It's genuinely not my fault when I get a Bebop or Drifter that thinks they can 1v3 the enemy and not get their teeth kicked in
>>586940250Two things1) Wtf I thought it was just his gun2) Showing live in real time why hidden stats are a clunky way to balance things
>>586940261>UnstoppableNow what cuck
>>586940261I just keep pressing aoeslop buttons
>>586939947theres not enough deadlock porn in general
>>586940320unfinished game, it's obviously not meant to be a deliberately hidden stat. they already tried tinkering with the stat with victor a while ago. they'll improve the tooltips hud UI and stuff someday, most likely before yamato and vyper get their remodels
Why would you remodel this kino?
Is mmr tied to heroes? I came back after a long long long break and played my old main and everyone was a tryhard, it didn't seem to care I haven't played in a while at all. Afterwards I played Rem who Ive never touched before and everyone was shit, including me.
>Vindicta lane partner on blue>Enemy mid is Graves and Billy>All Vindi has to do is farm>She burgerboxes and dies 30 seconds in
My latina gargoyle wife is always telling me to get more queso.
>>586940774What if instead of goo he was gassy
>>586940774I would maybe remodel his non-goo parts so they look more aquatic/metallic
>have to win 17 games if you want to play a nigga in rankedI just want to play the skeleton please
>>586941032I really don't want them to go for the diving dress for Viscous because it would be way too generic and predictable. Maybe for a skin though
>win rate #34>ban rate #7
>>586941080you can just lose 35 games instead
>>586938016the moment Valve caught whiff of cheaters in Dota 2 they came down hard, idk why they're being so slow on thisI guess the human element (aiming) is harder to distinguish versus a Slark auto-casting purge before a debuff from the fog has even hit them
>>586940054>The only shieldnigger hero that gets this debuff is Rat KingThe character being ridiculous aside as a sort of tank-carry with easy offensive stats, feels a bit silly
>>586941128Tentative remodel made him a tourist, I hope they keep the silly eyes though.
>>586940251Witchmail +CDR already gives you more than 100% uptime, why bother?
>>586941139The meta gun build on her, save for toxic bullets, is pretty dogshit. But also now that people know to avoid leeches she's kind of hard to snowball with
>>586940780At least in standard there is some hero mmr. In ranked probably not?
there's a shit ton of posts on the forums about being MM banned because of a power outage, just how many third worlders play deadlock?
>>586941654my russian players kept DCing & reconnecting the whole game
nerf holliday so retards stop banning her
>>586941654could it be russians getting their power knocked out by drones?
did we fucking need more fucking aoe slop in this game? paige was already annoying enough
>>586942071Here are the top 20 heroes by winrate. How many of them are aoeslop?
>>586942345like 15 out of 20
>>586942071Yes. This is overwatch 3 and not a moba.You will just play around your win-teamfight-button, while you brool for rift, mid boss, urn, walkers, base guardians and patrons.Every single fucking objective in this garbage game is a pit where you put in 12 people to brool, so yeah there's going to be more aoe slop.
Lanejanny is such a dogshit fucking job dude>Paige 5k behind the next poorest poorfag keeps going to teamfights>Flat out says "support needs to go help team" when I tell him to farm yellow/green>I'm a giganigger Abrams who can facetank the whole enemy team at once>Meleeing troopers in sidelanes like a good little cuck
>>586939418oki imma try that. thx!
Name just one(1) single m1gger who, if given enough souls, would rather NOT build the Ricochet-Silencer-Inhibitor-Siphon combo
>>586942980I warned you btw this would happen because of the lack of transformative gun items but you didn't listen.
>>586942980These are the only decent gun items, what else would you even get? I guess you'd also get merc mag also.
>>586942980gun hollidaygun doormangun talonthat's about it
>>586943117>doorman>m1ggerwhut
I didnt play in a while. Is Abrams still viable or is he shit compared to DLC aoslop like Baba Yaga and Ratking?
WARNING: Warden was picked and is actually carrying the game.
>>586943154ya
>>586943067>transformative gun items What are that meanings?
I dont want to make a smurf account, is there a good way to soft grief so I can lower my MMR/ELO/whatever enough that I can chill while playing with friends?
>>586942345>baba>graves>paige>victor>ivy>lash>geist>dynamo>rat kingall aoeslop
>>586943334Play silver. People expect that the woofwoof will feed by default and you are guaranteed useless in late game (97%) of games.
>>586943350How are graves and geist aoeslop
>>586943334good old gun rem
>>586943424geist spams huge and unavoidable aoe bombsgraves swarms the map with skulls and zombies
>>586943482>geist spams huge and unavoidable aoe bombsThat deal zero damage after the laning phaseSkulls are not aoeYou can just kill zombies from the distance
Would Celeste cum glitter?
Newfag here how do you handle that cancer black chess guy, motherfucker just occupies an area and won't let you do shit
>>586943531>That deal zero damage after the laning phaseand? scaling is not what I'm talking about>skulls are not aoethey're not gun either>you can just kill zombiesnot an argument
>all of the pron is yurislopCurb stomp trannies, behead trannies, roundhouse kick trannies in they tranny heads
>>586943662Be above him.
>Danny ult someone on 25% health>they have 35% health by the end of the abilityIm glad they turned this back into the button that does nothing while Shiv gets 6 executes and Talon has a global execute that gives him infinite scaling
>>586943662jump on some elevation, plenty of those on the map
>>586943802>Try jump above Chess Nigga's shit>You become numero uno target for every bullet, displacement ability, Slowing Hex, Curse, etc
>>586943949dannyfag now wants a healbane for free because he got counterplayed once, it's like they're playing a completely different game with different rules that should only apply to them
>>586944243i dont get the pocket mirage paradox and shiv glazein my pub games those toons do nothing
>>586944243>Silver not pickedLmao koreans are sleeping on S+++ pick
i know of a healing snack location that literally no one else in the world knows other than the devs themselves
Is there anything more jewish than picking seven when playing street brawl?
>>586944243Harrowbro's...
>>586943531Every zombie is AoE and Graves summons zombies constantly with her ult, making her the quintessential AoE slop chud
>>586944401street brawl is a goy mode
>>586944401Just don't play street brawl
I like Rem, he's a funny lil guy. Sad to see he's not popular >>586944243
>opening rounds and express shot on danielWhy?
>>586944502rem was commonplace just a couple of patches ago, people are so fickle
>>586944031Nah I just want my single use single target execute to actually kill the low health player as designed, not be a shitty mo ult
>>586942980just wait for the item overhaul when they introduce dual color items
>>586944401GravesPaigeAny flying faggotHarrow
>>586944571Opening rounds is nice for cheap damage/bullet velocity but Express Shot is kind of a meme if you plan on actually rocket jumping
I accidentally paused the game when I died the first time, because I was playing a lot of Dota earlier and my muscle memory made me think P was the Shop menu.
>>586944308>pocket Pocket tends to do a whole lot of nothing in these games too, they're picking Pocket because theoretically Pocket scales heavily and the meta is now super farm heavy after the mid boss changes. It's basically a cope pick when a team can't get wraith >mirageNo comms = Mirage bad. Mirage wants to be playing with the entire team and applying pressure across the entire and when your team isn't listening to you you will lose>paradox90% of players are aimlets>shiv90% of Shiv players are bad at Shiv
When are they releasing the official Rem plushie?
>have a fun and kino match, feeling good vibes>commend everyone>don't get any backI thought they liked me...
I got invited to play the game, how do I not become an embarrassment to my teamI like using Mina and Vindicta (inb4 they're the worst characters) but I haven't found a 3rd character that I like
>>586944961Sometimes you're just too spent after the match to remember commends
>>586945002better way to go about it is to be the biggest embarrassment you can to learn what your limits are. fuck your team. also if you like mina and vindicta you might also like gay talon and haze
>>586943196Abrams is top tier again. Scientists still can't explain why.
>>586944894how do i play shiv
>>586945164>Abrams gets massive consequential buffs>duuurrrrrr why Abram good now!?
>>586945235I feel like some people just don't read parch notes
>>586945212nigga i have no idea
>>586945370isnt he like axe so i just buy gun and kill people with 4
What they don't tell you is that Patch Notes are placebo They don't actually make most of the changes they list, but you think they do and that makes the characters feel different
>>586944894Hey! Pocket won two games this time! He's not THAT bad.
>>586945164every time I get an Abrams on my team they only buy the 3 big melee items and greens and they get 16 kills just from punching people. they don't even have the echo shard shoulder charge. I don't understand how they don't just get parried to death
IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY DEADLOCK IN EUROPESTUPID FUCKING GERMANSSTUPID FUCKING SUBHUMAN RUZZOIDSSTUPID FUCKING FRENCHSTUPID FUCKING POLACKSSTUPID FUCKING SPANIARDS
>>586945658so which one are you
>>586945658take the server picker pill100+ ping is preferable to russians
how healthy a character is when they're top tier
>>586945658damn that's literally every single kind of european
>>586945707Legitimately retarded list made by a subhuman incapable of holding a thought in its brain for longer than half a second
>>586945658t. Hungarian Steppenigger
>>586945842Let me guess, you play graves
>>586945842I accept your concession
>>586945707Honestly I think wraith just needs some kind of skill check for her "I get infinite ammo and do spell damage with my gun now" button. One of the main things that makes Vyper pretty fair to play against is that each ability is a skill shot minus max bola. And even on her gun, to get infinite ammo she's gotta be able to track like a fucking animal due to the slide speed.
>>586945658Not halal enough for you, Akhmed?
>>586945707a meta will never be healthy if it has a tank at the topit encourages both sides to ignore each other and farm instead of fighting (uninteractive)
Why does every Yamato build have zero green items in it?
can someone tell me how to get shiv movement like this guy? https://youtu.be/nowQ2sG4I2E Skip his early game to his mid game and see his movement.
>>586945970I think Overwatch might be more up your alley
>>586945957>One of the main things that makes Vyper pretty fair to play against is that each ability is a skill shot minus max bolaHow the fuck can a person be this wrong so confidently
>>586945930I think the Mods should make this an automatic 3 day ban every time someone posts it.Because it'd be funny.
>>586946041Overwatch is the tank rapist game, retard
>>586946120>WAHH WAHH I AM A RETARD WHO CAN'T ACTUALLY ARGUE>MODS BAN HIM PLEASE!!!KWAB
>>586946207Why are you quoting yourself?
>>586944571burst weapon damage hero -> more weapon damage!I've been playing gun Dan lately and it's shit on him, but if you just want gun spike into spirit items it's good for getting enemies into ult HP range.
>>586946120>>586946207>modsGo back
>>586946276it's just some thread qol bro
>>586930752Venator 3
>>5869462764chan has Mods you stupid hick.>erm actually they're called JanniesJannies are below Mods.
>>586946251>prebaked NPC response>also doesn't make sense when following reply chainJesus, this place truly does get dumber by the day.
>>586946037https://youtu.be/Uh8Py4Et9hE
>>586932243>r-slurWhat, Russian?
>>586946380I accept your concession.
>>586945707Doorman has never been top tier>but back in January-Not even then, he was just more annoying
>>586946037You mean perma sliding?Shoot 90 degrees to your direction of velocity (straight back will limit the speed you gain) and learn the timing to chain slidesIt's about half a second before you start losing momentum and the window opens to jumpJumping too late to chain the slide is better than too early because you instantly lose momentum
anyone got that one mirage picture with a bunch of aoe
>>586946473>mindbrokenit really is that easy, huhKEKAROOO
>>586946885I accept your concessions
>try your best>lose
>>586946120You must get verbally raped a lot here, newfag
>>586935236>doorman goes gunOnly against certain matchups since it takes fucking forever to get online
is there a streamer i can watch and copy to play paige
>>586947112it's like Mirage where he's disgustingly oppressive early game with sharpshooter, falls off a cliff mid game then comes online late where you literally two-three shot Mina in her ult.
>>586947178are you trans? why would you want to play paige
>>586947012
>>586946403>>586946764thx bros. shiv looks insanely fun. can any of you explain the shiv doorway thing? i dont really get it.
>>586947383i want to fuck her
>>586947012>got what i want>but not what i need
>>586947012I am 2 wins to 8 loses since the season startedmatchmaking must be bugged I swear to god
>>586947437Timestamp?
>literally every match where wraith isn't banned there's a wraith
>shoot an orb>hear the secure sound>DENIEDFUCKING HOOOOOOW?!?!??!?!? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING????
>>586947023
>>586947178>root enemies>throw book on them>use shield on allies when they're getting targeted>use ult to interrupt enemies in teamfights>buy active items to help allies/hinder enemy carriesPaige is really simple and that's part of what makes her strong. there's not that much to it
>>586947178streamers will do support build which is bad in low elo, do full spirit build
586947807>uno reverse unironicallyWe have GENUINE underaged newfags here now, huh
>>586947950Imagine falling for b8 this hard
>>586947725no i mean just in general. people always say to not fight shiv in a doorway. also i think im starting to get the shiv sliding. im rightclicking perpendicular to the direction and its making me slide really far. im sure i can improve this even more with better timing.
>teammate abrams spamming heavy melee all game>gets parried by everyone>keeps spamming heavy melee>never see him land onewhat the fuck
>>586948220
>>586945707>Victor not in his own lowest of the low Dalit scum tier at the bottom
>>586948173you can't avoid his spells in a corridor and it's especially bad if your entire team chases him in there, he can delete everyone
>>586948173HhYeah any choke point is a death sentence against shivFree knife and guaranteed double hit on slice and diceWith max level S&D, CDR, and two enemies with max rage you can just spam back and forth in the doorway
>>586947437It's hallways. The T3 upgrade for his dash reduces its cooldown by two seconds whenever it hits a hero, so if you fight Shiv in an enclosed space he can reset his dash back to back and kill your entire team. Even if his dash isn't at T3 it shreds your spirit resist, making his knives hit and tick for more and makes it easier for him to land alt fires and then spam killing blow on everyone.
>>586920964This mod is so based and high quality its crazy.
is this the last thread ever, are we EOS
>>586949990>>586949990>>586949990Lazy fucks
>>586950010There is nothinng wrong with waiting until we hit pg 10
>>586948173The final upgrade og Shiv's dash makes it so that every enemy hit reduces the cd by -2 seconds. Fighting Shiv in a corridor is a good way to give him an instant refresh, which is a bad time for anyone not Shiv
>>586946263but why not opening rounds + toxic bullets since that works with his 3? I understand it lets him pop 1 multiple times per shot, but it's not exactly the best to use compared to buying more spirit to murder with 1
>>586919115If you're not throwing them out for poke and actually want damage, don't throw bombs unless you are genuinely point blank with the target. Conveniently, leaping slash will get you into point blank range, though if you aren't landing these I don't know what to say that will help you other than "practice". Then you ult, and if they still aren't dead then you use 2 and 1 again (because ult should be rushed max). Buy cold front.Also later in the game don't sleep on the final cat tier, you're spending a lot of time as cat so you get the damage amp easy for every engagement which will help with burst too. Roaming for boxes and shit will always be more valuable than the bounty kills off slash so slash is probably just the pity point for the +heal and then leveled last.
>>586945707>ratking that high>sinclair that lowNOTICING
>>586916831drifter is the complete opposite of a deathball character retard
>>586943067You can't have "transformative" or interesting gun items since they'll all get overshadowed by rate of fire and proc effects. People gave me shit in this general for even recognizing this, gun is by far the most powerful damage formula in the game because of this.They'd need to kill the meta slave items to make space for it; not happening. If they make DLNS sad they'd rather shut down the game.
