First Sip Edition>Previous:>>586817593>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png >INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSOct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4Oct 20 Easy Anti-Cheat https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/713415392836453548Oct 26 AR-23L Liberator https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTcKljUKpoNov 3 A Cleaner Galaxy https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799398450>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionOct 20 1.007.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715666559007196081Oct 22 1.007.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708912427613295258Oct 29 1.007.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799395773
Post Whirlwind and post Galactic War 1 respectively ofc. The two factions start out in the civilizational conditions that they were in at the starts of D1 and HD2 respectivly.Fallen are made the primary subject of Illuminate‘s surprise attack/revenge quest as Squ’ith will emerge in force from a black hole somewhere in the galaxy at large on a campaign of finding and snuffing out the Fallen as a species.
THIS CONTENT DROUGHT IS KILLIN' ME (AND I)I MUST CONFESS, I HATE THE SWEDES (HATE THE SWEDES)
ded gameded general
What's a biome you'd like to see?For me its something that looks like a WW1 battlefield. Craters, trenches, ruins of bunkers, just a whole map of no mans land
>>586934536Casino planet!
>>586934536bug graveyard from GW1 replete with decaying exoskeletons and calcite formationsbot scrapyard with lots of hazardous machinery i.e. lasers and buzz sawsdon't give a shit about squids anymore
Gooder mods when?
>chinese guy with missing head>leave for another game>a guy with two of the same stratagem>leave for another game>chinese guy who doesn't look like he's cheating, but he actually had no recoil on his SAI and is headshotting everything he sees>leave for another game>level 18 in D10>leave for another game>some faggot in fire FRV and a faggot on the flamer kept honking>burns himself and me while we're riding the FRVHoly dog ass nigger game....
>>586935746User error
I'm having a lot of fun with the Legacy Liberator.
>>586933753Goodness I miss Destiny 1.>>586934536Biomes almost need barely any variety in comparison to missions, the moment you expand on mission archetypes you should get more variety of biomes. But of course Arrowhead would never do it.
>>586935746are aware you can host your own lobbies right anon
What went wrong?
>>586935746I love when people get angry about my headlessdiver, all they can do is erupt in rage because they don't want to host their own game (the game gets harder when you're the one hosting)
Do we get MO reward this time? I don't see it
>>586938086It's so good that it stops being fun.Nerftrannies were right.
>>586935368reminder that boydivers are designated R&R assets for abdodivers (who turn all boys above 7 into Helldivers)
>>586938086It's good and it made the game betterBuffGIGACHADMASTERSOFTHEUNIVERSE were right
D10 buggerinoshopefully the game is less unstable than last weekend, surely swiggers fix problemssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243630737699/76561197980082129
>>5869385893/4
>>586938589>still 3/4
>>586938589FVLL (of helldivers)
>>5869385894/4
An entire strain you can just easily insert into spewer seed rotation?
>>586940229>An entire strainan entire enemy
>>586940302Thank you my nigga
>>586940302Uhm sweetie, it's TWO whole enemies.
>People using the flame FRV more as a hellbomb on wheels instead of a cremator on wheels AH's gonna nerf the explosion I bet
>>586941984Can the FRV even blow up hellbomb-only objectives?
>>586941984Flamethrowers are just kinda mid, double so when you can't go prone to put yourself out when you inevitably set yourself on fire, or have the ability to quickly dodge out of the way of enemies.I think the cremator is fun to use, but i wouldn't call it good, it's like one step above the sledge hammer.
>>586941984Doubt it because people would whine. Considering it will take one of your stratagem slots (when it releases as a selectable stratagem anyway) and is less useful as actual transport I'd argue it balances its power out. It just seems more powerful now because its free to use for everyone.
>>586942242If you mean stuff like detector towers, gunship fabricators and stratagem jammers, yes as long as it has enough fuel in the tank to give it the demo force it needs.
>>586941984>Explosion demo force reduced so that people won't use it as a hellbomb on wheels>Radius and damage remain untouched>Driver, Passenger, and flamethrower operator self-ignition issues remain untouched
>>5869385893/4 wagecuck got KEKED and assfucked into boypregnancy
Sweden status?
>>586942706Gunship fabricators are 60 demo force
>>586943461Oh, don't listen to me then I don't know what I'm on about.
>>586942610>THERE GOES MY HERO
>>586943272Not nuked unfortunately.
This is starting to annoy me, at this point EVERY death is some random bullshit like this. What the fuck even happened here if not for malicious swigger code.
1 warbond left1 ship module leftWhen content?
>>586944080the charged purifier shot hit the gunner and the AoE got you too Watch green's health as well
>>586944197Will we get a single module ir a new group of modules?
>>586944080>double freedomWhy?
is we gettin' TSD?
>>586944080>WTF MALICIOUS SWIGGER CODE>it's just retards being shit at the gameEvery time.
>>5869385892/4
>>586944242God damnit, I wonder how the hell this shit blows up in your face in a car unless you straight up shoot at the ground or something.>>586944402I'm bored, I want to use different guns from time to time>586944430Do notice how we are playing the game and you aren't.
The results are in.
>>5869385893/4, come play the game
>>586944604Do notice how you're a coping raped retard.
>>586944813Ma, I made it into the screencap!
>>5869385893/4 lobby decides what we diving on, default is buggerinos
>>586944813look /hdg/ there I am!
>>586944813Would have attached a pic with my post if I knew this was a serious question…
>>586938589still 3/4
>>586944813>double freedom>[terrible fetish]
>>586945769It keeps happening
>>586938589FULL OF HELLDIVERS
>>586945769I'm not saying anything, but there's a clearn pattern
>>586945769Hey, if you hard, then you hard
>>586944813I fully support dilligence and constitution users.
>>586935910kimoi
>>586944813Based shameless Double FreedomGODS
>>586944813MOM I'M ON 4CHAN
>>586944813>TenderizerWow I don't remember replying to that
so helldivers 2 is the gayest game community confirmed? the gay bar of video games? 10x more gay than the rest? the anon above this post eats poop the anon below this post told me so it's confirmed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wWydM8JUCc
>>586944813>Like the laser>Like the laser guys fetishI'm ok with this!
wtf anon you eat poop?
>>586947018>giant furries>impragnation>same size vore
>>586944813>only 1 guy likes Deadeyeis it that unpopular?
>>586947520I like the deadeye alot, it's just not my favorite.
>>586944813sorry eruptorfag, I only realized I omitted you almost an hour after finishing it upIf you're the resident slutdiver, it's twice as funnyIf you're the resident tranny actual, it's even funnier
>>5869385893/4 raping bots
someone who wants a bunch of free (you)s should make a "sexiest gun" tournament where we vote on each gun purely based on aesthetics to determine which is the best looking. you could even milk it by separating them by weapon type and doing 1 head-to-head per thread until we end up with a winner in each category and a final showdown.
how would you fix it?
>>586948332Easy win for Sta52.>vaguely famas shaped>nice colour scheme with the black and red decorated by the white stripes>one of if not THE sexiest reloads
>>586948003fuck i crashed and now its full
>>586948512Make it blow up all enemies it kills.
>>586942367>I think the cremator is fun to use, but i wouldn't call it good, it's like one step above the sledge hammer.nigga what are you talking about. The cremator might as well disable enemy spawns on terminids.
>>586947765you left out the censor post as well you lazy bumb wannabe memer
>>586948650nta but the famas is ugly as sin and the sta52 is somehow even uglier with it's giant clown shoe mag
>>586949584
>>586949496Nigga, you could do the same with the crispr and bring a support that will kill heavies without needing to be ontop of them for 3 seconds.
missed the pol but fuck it>trident>loli
>>586949617
>>586938589gg
>writes one paragraph about the game once>immediate cardiac arrest, multiple muscular tearing, severe arthritis, cranial trauma, ruptured eardrums, ruptured testicles, mild rash, genital obliteration, severe spinal cord torsion, months-long coma>*huff huff huff* sorry helldivers, writing a biweekly report just isn't feasible
>>586951143To be fair for them, it's hard to write a biweekly report on the work you've done when you haven't done any work.
>first mech clips into cave wall and becomes stuck>second mech gets brapped to death by eagle stormthat's enough sweden for a day
>>586950309Now the RX-78 NT-1 beam rifle, that's a beautiful gun.
>>586951143That was probably the most work that Swedish meatball has done in his life, of course he capitulated.
a fuckin arbeitslager let me tell you
>>586951641you can tell from her tone she's not full
>>586951143>"Hey Claude, write me a biweekly report on the work we done for the game Helldivers 2">"Sure, give me a list of the projects you've done during those two weeks and I'll put them on a report for you">"Uh...">"Claude, write me a message to Scams Poojani about how writing biweekly reports isn't sustainable.
>>586951742so porkinator was the one actually eating all the design space?
>>586951641built for abusive niggers
>>586951395>second mech gets brapped to death by eagle stormhow does that even happen?
>Arrowhead makes a sequel to some niche game>expects it to last a month or two>it explodes in popularity>have 0 plans over to how continue developing this thing>would much rather just drop it and develop a new wacky game about combos>has to keep developing Helldivers against your will because otherwise Sony will rape you to death for killing their only profitable IPGrim
>>586952098NTA, but during eagle farts i recently learned that mechs actually do take gas damage.I was just stompin bugs and suddenly it died.Funny because i'm like 99% sure that mechs are immune to fire DoT, but apperantly not to gas DoT.
>>586951641>worked over lunch AND Fika hourJesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with Arrowhead?? They're working this man to death!! Someone call the cops!!!!
>>586951641what the fuck is Fika?!
>>586952183Don't forget that>They hated working on it for the last 7 years>They actively hate the current playerbase it attracted and now in the phase of slowly killing the game off through leaving unfixed issues and making it run worse while dripfeeding less and less content. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwfeihYDY18
>>586952789I think it's just getting coffee. Europeans have to use "untranslatable" words for common concepts to maintain the illusion that their cultures are more distinct than they truly are, as if getting coffee is completely different when Swedish people do it compared to when Spanish people do it.
>>586952789it's like a five o clock tea break equivalent for swedes
>>586952183>because otherwise Sony will rape you to death for killingRetards, AH is a private independent company, Sony literally can't do anything with them.
>>586952789it's just another break where you traditionally drink coffee and eat some bread or crackerseffectively a 15 minute break
>>586953001Why do they call it fika instead of calling it a coffee break? I understand that Swedish is it's own language, but why use a Swedish word for a completely banal English concept?
>>586952947>>586952956>>586953001Thank (You) Anon for the Information
>>586947375Scythe and impregnation for me!
>>586953114there's not really any logic to it, same as you guys saying smorgasbord (smörgåsbord) instead of "varied buffet"
>>586953114coffee break was a little too pedestrian. for a culture founded on the principle of working as little as possible, leisure times must convey the appropriate gravitas
>>586944813>Horsecocks on girls
use case?
>>586954201I find it more reliable than the grenade pistol for closing holes and illuminate ships.
>>586952917Too bad I'm having fun and play the game daily
>>586954201Turning Alpha Commanders into fine green mist
>>586952917By playing the game actively i'm giving the Swede the ultimate middle finger.
>>586954201Raping gunships
I can never get the hang of the ultimatumFeels like im just summoning an explosion.png while 2 things dieGiganade is fine I like shooting a three pointer on a bile titan and watching it crumble whilst his bug friends die
>>586954201If you're looking for something to fill your "pocket problem solver" then the pissile is neither good nor bad. Your current options are>propelled termite that can be refilled with ammo boxes and does not randomly fail to stick>davy crocketIf you can live without a handheld crutch and just want to have fun, go ahead
>>586954201Rapes vents at range.
no way
Helldivers II has this clear case where each weapon can be pretty much released several times in different forms (from smallest to biggest: secondary, primary, support weapon, support weapon + backpack, backpack-fed support weapon, turret, emplacement)Designing new additions to the game should be the easiest shit possible and yet the swiggers still struggle with it
so is that music ever coming back
>>586954201A range spawner closer that rapes gunships.>but it is anti-tank. So is the speargun. Being anti-hulk does not make something anti-tank.
>>586955268I was expecting a primary talon and they gave us a quasar(small) instead.I was devastated.
>>586955039Damn that's crazy, maybe they'll fix stratagem bouncing before the end of 2030 (it won't)
>>586955350>Arrowhead gives up on trying to convince people to abandon the game and starts slowly removing stuff from the game until it simply stops workingThat's be a little funny ngl
Red stratagems should never even bounce. There is no benefit to throwing a red stratagem in a place that enemies cannot reach. Fucking swiggers.
>>586955423Doesn't it 3 hit tanks on the front and 1 hit the vent?That's pretty good AT for a secondary.
Wish I got a picture but I met a cool Helldiver on Halloween He put his phone in the stratagem screen on his forearm
>>586955616How will red stratagems land on trees and other shit that shouldn't have a hitbox if they don't bounce towards those places, huh? Have you thought of that? Just think of those poor terminids and automaton mains, you have to make it fair for them too!
>>586952789
I think Helldiver's biggest problem is that Arrowhead feels the need to force wacky friendly-fire events when they're only funny when they happen by accident>dropping my orbital total surface death because I got hit by a teammate's backblastFunny>dropping a orbital total surface death at my feet because it bounced off a micropixel and flew back towards me (meanwhile all turrets turn aggressive for no reason)Not funny
I see that joel is a faggot that is not allowing us to dive on cities to force us into the caves. He forgot to adjust the regen to account for the extra 400k HP to grind through on darius. Or rather, he is a spiteful swede and wants us to lose. Malice. incompetence. It's hard to tell with swedes.
>Sightliner>Bolt pistol>HMG>Giga nades>Supply pack>Supply FRV>Heavy extra padding>500KG >Rocket sentryMYASSISHEAVY
>>586956005>that shouldn't have a hitboxumm, why shouldn't high velocity shells and missiles collide and detonate on flimsy branches? Yeah enemies ignore the branches but stop noticing.
>>586956570It's even worse when you notice falling trees have a separate bigger hitbox during their falling animation to fuck up all your entire airstrikes and other orbitals.
>come home from work>boot up game>run around in a squid D8 for half an hour>stare at the stat screen for 3 minutes>close the gamesomehow the thing i dread most is the day they do decide to implement the bugfixes everyone has been begging them forand the goyim will bow down to them and eat that shit up while forgetting it was solved in a week by modders using AI
>>586955350The scary part of it being a copyright issue is that basically 99% of helldivers was made by third parties. If Arrowhead has this weakass contracts where they just lose the ability to distribute stuff made by third parties, then the game is legit fucked.
>>586957276why are you playing D8 squids
>>586957319Maybe this is the real reason bile enemies are gone.
>>586957351because im alone and i feel like trying out bullshit loadouts
>>586957276>>586957351Seconding this anon. D8 and D10 squids are barely different.
>>586957553okay then d10 from now onwhatll that do gimmie a higher stat screen kill count?
>>586957553D9 is arguably the best difficulty for bots as it doesn't include the piss easy fortress that clogs up side objective spawns but D10 works for bugs because mega nests can spawn plenty of enemies and is therefore more fun to deal with
>>586955423>Ranged spawner closer You can do the same with the grenade pistol if you get good.
>>586958009what the fuck does D10 for squids doif it follows the trend of the rest of their faction then its just more objectives? D7 already drops harvesters like candy on halloween, all D8 did was double the amount brought per reinforcement
>>586954324>closing holes and illuminate shipsIt is painfully unreliable at those thoughGrenade pistol is better because the shot actually goes where it's aimed
>>586958440Nothing because two years in, illuminates still aren't finished, they still have their shitty ships, they still don't have a mega-base and the warp gate bases were FOMO.
>>586958440I genuinely think there is no difference between D8 and D10 squid missions and it's shocking that the swedes have still not bothered doing fucking anything about it.
lobby doko
we dont do that around here
>>586958009does d10 actually do something except adding the POI (SC) tax fortress/nest?
>>586959469bigr numbr
>>586934536Mountainous planet with constant thunderstorms and all the objectives on the tops of hills where lightning can strike randomly so you need Arc resist.Opposite of the above, hilly world where gas clouds have pooled in the valleys and that's where the objectives are.>>586948512It and the Arc Thrower get 3 second stuns instead of 1.5 seconds.>>586956430Anon, not having to grind through the cities in this situation is actually a good thing.
d10 boogs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243662312505/76561198123332927
>>586948512increase arc range. I dunno why they make the maps a morbillion kilometers squared and then go like "this gun only hits enemies right in front of you, if RNG permits"
>>586957789it will give you more exp for the exact same time spent (on average)
I hope things get bad enough that people consider unironically jumping ship to Hellforge and other community servers.
>>5869600782/4
>>586955350>>586955515>arrowhead kills the game by being incompetent but not in a way we expectedhonestly AH losing all rights to their assets is fucking hilarious
>>5869600783/4
Just spent 240 EUR on a broken front windshield replacement for my car... imagine how much SCs I could have bought with it.Now I spent it on a car worth about 2400 EUR anyway...Arrowhead's worst goy...
>>586960078fvll
>>586960619gonna make me lose no nut november with this on chief, pls stop
>>586960078>missed the loligawds lobbyit's over
>>586960619I'm saying this
>>586960510I guess you could cheat in 240 EUR worth of SC to compensate!
>>586960805make your own pedo lobby, I will join!
>>586960619
>browse pubs>alone guy has a gunship mod name>join because "Why not?">every patrol is gunships, they see you from across the map, are fast as hell and shoot like the MG devastators>"Oh my..." in light armor>actually had funMission successful, wouldn't make it the norm. Thank you stranger, it was a breath of fresh air.
>>586962406Autocannon would raped here
>narrowhead gimped transmog>now I'm forced to be a cheatjeet with double passives to have oxygenator on my favorite armorsGood evening, I hate sweden.
>>586964261No one's forcing you to cheat, jeet.
Finally using the Evictor on bugsIs nice How is it on bots?
>>586965736It is an explosive primary. It rapes all factions.
Someone make an edit of this video but paint the man in Helldiver colors and the robot in Automaton colors please.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rg2sB6ELtk
>>586960078GGs
>>586960078ggs
>>586964013Host had it. I was running Supply Backpack and AMR, sniper primary and lure mine, with Shield Relay and and Rocket Sentry. It was at the beginning and got chaotic during the end. I guess this is what they do in modded lobbies.
>>586960078gege
>>586966961sex with this bug now
>>586964805Man, i didn't even know you could cheat in this game until Arrowhead confirmed it. I thought people were lying to get people to download malware. Now I can't stop, I get super credits, medals, locked items. All the shit. Thanks Arrowhead! Very cool.
>>586967048I wish their other game finally got an update.DogP is superior.
>start using mechs>every sentry now conveniently always shoots bugs on angle to kill my my exo arms instead of bugs at helldiver chest height when I am not using a mechMALICIOUS CODE IS NOT REAL MALICIOUS CODE IS NOT REAL MALICIOUS CODE IS NOT REAL MALICIOUS CODE IS NOT REAL MALICIOUS CODE IS NOT REAL MALICIOUS CODE IS NOT REAL
>>586968756Who/what is DogP? It must be excellent to surpass Gwen
>Helldivers 2, year 0>waow, Arrowhead gets so many vacations! European working conditions are so progressive!>Helldivers 2, year 2>I FUCKING HATE SWIGGERS I WANT THEM ENSLAVED AND WORKED TO DEATH
>>586970690>I FUCKING HATE SWIGGERS I WANT THEM ENSLAVED AND WORKED TO DEATH
>>586970690It's not a problem with vacations, the problem is what AH does with the time between the vacations
>>586970690Worked to death meaning fixing one bug that's been in the game for two years by flipping one single value btw
>>586970947Acthiually the de-escalator was always meant to be a grief weapon
post you are drip
I just don't like the fire FRV.It's slow, it has no torque, the gunner constantly sets everyone in the car on fire, it's a massive hazard to the team, the gunner weapon is more situational than an FRV, it can't even fit a whole squad, the extra weight doesn't even stop it from flipping at the slightest provocation, especially from those stupid fucking terminid mines that can't ragdoll a person but can send a car spiraling through the air. its greatest value is that it can be used as a clumsy portable hellbomb.
>>586970690I think they would look a lot less lazy if arrowhead held off on releasing their broken as fuck updates until after they returned from vacation.Current Cycle:>release broken update>go on vacation>Game is broken for months>return from vacation>leave game broken>start designing new update>go on vacationAs opposed to>go on vacation>release broken update>work on patching update>go on vacation>game is stable>return from vacation>start desigining new update>go on vacation
>>586972651>the gunner constantly sets everyone in the car on fireyou're kidding
>>586955492Quasar-lite is objectively better than the quasar on all accounts except one-tapping bulk fabs.
>>586972874It's hard to tell from watching it but I nearly die from being set on fire in that webm.Also firing the apex from a passenger seat hurts you, I'm surprised they didn't make it ragdoll you out of the car.
>>586972651>teammates get in the car>no available seat for me so I just walk>they disappear into the caves>all three suddenly and simultaneously die>"car exploded?">"yep">mfw
>>586973559https://youtube.com/shorts/_OdTukmix5c
>>586955039>next week>hotfix
>open game. >stare at loadout screen. >do not know what I want to use. >close screen.
>>586953114because they don't drink coffee like americans do
>majority of the community finally waking up to Swigger bullshit after the EAC chances>Arrowhead proceeds to then miss the date for the roadmap and blame it on the community for not probably knowing/understanding the roadmap (it was le galactic war fault chuds!)>Every tuber making a video saying they're fed up with ArrowheadPlease keep accelerating it
I wish there were hot LZ missions where Pelican takes you from red zone to red zone shitshows with in-progress drops where blowing up nests and fabricators or activating artillery/spotters meaningfully impacted how much the background conflict swung for/again seafs/enemies.
>>586975550People need to stop playing/stop buying for them to do something about it. Nothing will happen otherwise.
>>586933156You know he's watching you, right?
>>586975681I would do that with snakebite in MGSV and it was kino.
>>586976851no he's not
lobby koko
>>586976078You are going to stop playing the game, right anon?You'll put on your big boy pants and listen to that big boy brain and not let some anonymous faggots in this thread peer pressure you into giving more of your time and/or money to the developers, correct?>AUTHORITY [Challenging: Failure] - Clearly you'll have more to prove by accruing more hours in this game. Then they'll have no choice but to listen to their superior.
>>586977502eerrrmm NTA Arrowhead actually loses money if you play the game but don't buy anything...
>>586976078Hard sell because all the other competitors out there are dogshitIt's like asking white people to stop watching marvel movies
>>586977502I already stopped. 2.2k hours>>586977941Certainly a challenge
>bug breach>throw down gatling sentry>sentry does a 180 to mow me down>turns back to shoot at the bugsthanks swedenvery cool
d10 bots or bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243682940633/76561198122378705
any abdosisters on?
>>586977941>white people>marvel moviesCapeshit is a humiliation ritual for anyone with any sort of dignity or accomplishment in their life and the only "people" I see get excited for it after niggers like that fat fuck in my Youtube algorithm
>>586978554*sneaks up behind you for the kill*
>break off from team to do obj>dss gas strikes meWhy does it keep happening, it's like I'm being targeted and griefed by swiggers manually
>>586977867if majority of trannies actually looked like girls, chuds would not have an issue with this
>>5869783492/4 stop shiposting and play the game
>>586979074they're telling you to get in the caves
>>5869783493/4 get the fuck in here
>>586975550>>Every tuber making a video saying they're fed up with Arrowheadarrowhead hate videos are their own kind of slop equivalent to what those fake AI warbond fags do.
>Joel had to drop the decay rate on Darius by an entire 1% just to give us the free winAll it means is that he's too lazy to write up the campaign scenario for a loss.
>>586978349droping 3/4
>>586972651>It's slowkino>it has no torquechungus kino>the gunner constantly sets everyone in the car on firekino>it's a massive hazard to the teamkino>the gunner weapon is more situational than an FRVkino>it can't even fit a whole squadunfortunate but less herding cats and the inevitable smug walkcel>the extra weight doesn't even stop it from flipping at the slightest provocationit’s harder to roll>those stupid fucking terminid minesFUCK THESE RETARDED FUCKING THINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEE>it can be used as a clumsy portable hellbombkino
sweden must pay for its crimes
>>586972651I like its concept better, because it's an actual combat vehicle designed to take hits and run enemies over. Better armor, a death grill, and not overpacked so that passengers just get in the way if they lean out.
>>586980548That's what you deserve for modding your grenades to explode like hellbombs, cheatjeet.
>>586981032He blew up a fire frv, glazejeet.
Doesn't play the game award (again)
>he modded his gunner FRV to look like the cremator FRV and explode like oneholy dishonest
>>586980848>a death grillcosmetic only sorry!but yeah the slow speed is AKSHUALLY a good thing because it makes movement more deliberate for coordinating with self-immolationhowever it’s a sitting duck against harvester beams and god forbid gatekeepers (if arrowhead would ever bring appropriators back after fucking 3 months). against bots it’s nothing but ragdoll forma di automobile. truly a bug car but at that point it’s just seal clubbing
So this is the TEAMKILLER 9000...whoa...
Why are ah such lame assholes bros
>>586981440>cosmetic onlyit isn't doeno other car feels like it even damages things by ramming, the incinerator turns alpha commanders into paste at moderate speed
>>586981470
>>586981470>DIO if he helldivers 2
>>586979136>go to a southeast asian country>see the ladyboys there >go back to america>see the trannies and how little effort they put in The west taking cultural concepts and making them shit is a given. It already happened with mukbangs.
>vanillatroons officially at the stage where they're getting cheat psychosisYou may need to put the game down a moment and take a breather uncAlso take your meds while you're at it
>>586981601oh maybe they changed it from when we had the trial with it months ago. didn’t bother testing it again because arrowhead never changes anything
>>586981906To be fair, they don't play the game, so they wouldn't know the incendiary FRV explodes like this. Can't blame them, the only thing they know how to do is to roleplay as a gun or an armor passive on twitter.
>>586978624One could argue that Helldivers 2 could also be considered a humiliation ritual :^)
>>586980548>he touched the rock of deathOh nononono
>erhm actually me giving myself god weapons is totally fine, you d-don't play the game!Settle down cuck, unlike you I actually enjoy arrowhead's vision, while you have your vibeslopped mod play it for you. It must remind you when your brown whore of a mother was fucked by a aryan visitor while you were little.
>vanillatroons>says the balloontits abdonigger.
>>586982369Airburst sissies WISH they had 1% of the griefing power the SCREENRAPEINATOR 3000 has
>>586982973swede cocksucker vs. super heterosexual who wins?
>"erm it's just quality of life!">he says while removing every single particle and visual effect, including functional biome hazards and debuffs from enemy structures
>no argument beyond fictitious scenarios and sucking swigger cock
I actually recall ohdough bitching about rain as "visual clutter" one time
>"you like big boobs and big butts!!!" is an insult in his head
What I don't recall is the local nerftroon ever playing the game...
>>586983557this is a flat chad generalgo away bbwfag
>AIEEEEE YOU CANT USE LE MODSermmmm... nyo
>>586984230based White cheatgod making the glazejeets seethe.
Im actually liking the cave fire bug, it kinda turns the flamer into a strong HMG
>>586984472>cave fire bugWhat bug
>>586981470>>586981679I want to kiss it
>>586983557chubby chasers keep moving, this is a lolicon general
>>586984173I.... like.... both
>>586984704flames dont stick to surfaces atmmakes it a lot easier to just push forward with the flamer
>>586984704There is an endless ocean below ground level, since the caves are below ground level, these monkeys have made it so that the fire does not work if you are below a certain coordinate.
I swear we used to be able to see subfaction and SEAF presence flags from the zoomed out galactic view. I'm not crazy, right?
>>586983186>heterosexualJust because you dress like a woman doesn't mean you are one, fag.
You're all slaves to vibecoding, even after EAC, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the continuation of the game. You, solely, are responsible for this.What do you have to show for yourself, cheatjeet? Killcounts? Super Credits? Arrowhead's broken will? I will bully you so completely the earth will turn a thousand times before you think about starting the game.You can't run, you can't hide, you made this decision long ago, you can't back out of the slop.I'm a modder too, you think I enjoy shit-talking visual mods, ragebaiting my own comrades? If you never went off into gameplay altering mods, I'd never have lost all that I have!How does it feel to have no balance? To fold every enemy over with a single shot?Modding splintered the playerbase once, our chance to start again, this is how you've dealt with it?You drove me to this, this shitposting over the state of the game. Millions of fools ragebaited. So many ghosts. Bait me, or be baited!This is my favourite game!Here we are, fighting for Super Earth's soul- that's what this is all about, right?What happens when you drive me away?! Can you even think?! What will you return to, where will you go? We all know how this ends!Ban me, ban me and see what happens to this game! Either way, your fun ends today! And my normies, do you think they deserved it?Arrowhead might try to forget about you, but I won't, THIS is for the good of the world! KILL YOURSELF, modtranny!
>>586985112has ground fire ever worked in this game >>586985137sex with ch'en.
Actually, AI programmers are slaves to me. You're a slave to the swede's will.
>>586984393>>586984393Cheating is a chinese, indian, somali, and arab pasttime. Therefore you are brown.
Relying on a big corporation's product to do things for you?Couldn't be meWill be a funny day when data centers start getting shut down due to all the tech bro bankruptcies and/or incoming democratic legal roadblocks
>>586948512nothing you're not kiting hard enough
Datacenters can shut down all they want, we had super credit spawners way before vibecoded mods lol
>>586985220sorry I ate it
>I AM FREER THAN YOU BECAUSE I DEEP THROAT THEIR BOOT DEEPER THAN YOUI swear something must've permanently broken in your sorry little brains when you saw the corporations get raped by nerds with LLMs in their basements doing what you've been kissing ass and shilling money for for years
It's so funny how defensive AI bros get when you insult their cute little algorithm
>>586986356glazejeet seething at The White Man playing the game that he owns how he likes.
>>586985972>that can guarantee the continuation of the gameI already played my 1k hours and got every warbond for free. I still have enough left that I could get the next warbond in a few hours of casual missions. I personally couldn't care if this game goes under because I had my fun for the amount I paid to buy the game. Cheaters are just turboshitters using muh swede as an excuse to act like a ugandan.
>>586986959I'm not glazing, just pointing out you are brown.
Imagine throwing tantrums for months and months without any pause on a chinese imageboard while people keep cheating SC and hosting modded lobbies with modded guns.
>HD2 Made about roughly close to 790mil>However AH reported that they made about 163mil from 2024 to 2025>2026 isn't accounted for yet we won't know til next year>However that means Sony took about 590mil, not sure how much Steam and Xbox got>But don't forget Sony had JUST lost about 400mil in 2024 with TrooncordSo ontop of bad decisions from Arrowhead they really haven't had that much funding to work with. No wonder things feel so underwhelming.
>>586987310Being anti-modding=glazing big corporations=brown. You are brown. Simply a fact.
>>586986356Then why are you smelly, butthurt, perplexed and irrationally angry about it anon? All of things you listed are things we've seen only from those complaining about mods
>>586987550>being anti-moddingNever implied I am anti-modding, I just think you don't have any room to larp as white because anti-meritocracy is spiritually brown at best. And you are anti-meritocratic by immediately conceding to the challenge of playing the game as is.
>>586986024She's dumb.
>>586987565You are mad I called you brown, brownoid-san.
>>586988207>anti-meritocracyIt is a video game. You are not competing with anyone. >Never implied I am anti-modding. You are anti-"cheating" aka anti-modding. Therefore, you are brown. Just letting you know.
>>586986370>democratic legal roadblocks
>>586985972Take this. Same thing, but 12KB. Unless the huge image size is part of the joke
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243692075741/76561198126520852Lobby!
>be self-admitted knobslobber for the swedish, goodest of goyim for Snoy and utterly obsessed with time spent in a game you yourself repeatedly say is too easy>your only retort is calling anyone who disagrees with you "brown"Look in the mirrorIt's the only form of self-reflection afforded to you naturally
>>586988753>>586986370I need a DEMOCRATIC LEGAL ROADBLOCK strategem RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. >deploys a longer version of the wall grenade launcher without the grenade launcher>enemies are forced to pathfind around it even if they can break it
>>586989015FVLL
>>586988810ThanksDidn't have an image on hand so I quickly made one in paint, as I feel the cordium eyerape is an integral part of Crimson-1 posting
>>586989348COME ON
>>586989348god damnit.
The mech warbond didn't powercreep Emancipator, it is still the best one.What gives?
How to fix gunslingers>make it give extra secondary ammo, more than siege ready does>forget the recoil decrease
>>586978349gg
>>586989015>>586989348holy prefilled 'cord lobby
>>586988753>mfw a building needs a door to open inwards and not outwards according to one building code but another building code simultaneously requires it to open outwards but not inwards
>>586989525>>586989539TOO SLOW FAGGOTS
The BFGL is surprisingly good on these Spore Lung missions, who needs a hellbomb anyway
>>586989587bravo sweden vewry cool
>>586988753you really think all the american democrats being elected into power aren't gonna put major obstacles for the "environmentally unconscious" AI data centers?
>>586989709>this extremely ammo inefficient weapon is good on supply stress tests
>>586989794>the blue jew got voted in instead of the red jew! that means they're gonna put a stop to the AI jew!
>>586989957yes, everybody is a jew except you
>>586978349
>>586990303orange gotta be overdosing on that survivor's guilt
>>586990146
>>586990146Yup
>>586990146No lie detected!
Genuinely these new bugs are extremely boring to fightLess threatening than even nursing spewers while still having all of the weaknesses What the fuck were they thinking?
>>586991854yeah we've talked about this 2 threads ago get with the times
>>586990146Glad you finally understand
>>586991854New bugs? Which bugs? All I can see are 90% alpha commanders.
>>586992064which are, ironically, the actual threat in this "unique" faction
>>586986370We'll just use chinese ones. Are you retarded?
>>586992568>steals your code and introduces several hidden backdoors/cryptominers
>>586993142Listen here you dark brown nigger.You better be on time with my free (you) next time or don't even bother, capiche?
>>586987548You forget one thing Anon thats JUST the sold copies not the extra money they make with SCs
it's Out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2fVwfp7VHE
>>586993716Weird cope, shitskin.
>>586994167Only good helldiver youtuber.
>>586975382You don't have to drink coffee on a coffee break. It's just called that because it's a short break, about how long it would take you to drink a cup of coffee.
>>586991854>Less threateningNon-threatening (Fair!) enemies are what THE COMMUNITY wants! I'm so glad that Arrowhead listen to THE COMMUNITY and made an enemy that doesn't kill you. It would be so BORING and MALICIOUS if the enemy actually threatened you in a way you had to consider. If only every enemy were this fair!
>>586988646No. I am calling you brown for cheating. You are butthurt because I called you brown. Any context you come up with beyond these facts is just cope.
>>586994187Did he kick you from his lobby and you suffered generational izzat loss or something? Or is this like some weird man-crush and you want to slob his knob but youre too awkward to confess your feelings so you act out to get his attention?
>>586996680See : >>586994187
>>586996428No. You are brown for for getting upset at mods. You are butthurt because you are brown. Any context you come up with beyond these facts is just cope.
portugese humiliation fetish
>>586996787*mods. This brown looks at skyrim script extender and seethes with rage.
Uh oh, melty, quick, post headless divers to piss off the retard!
>>586996787cringe brownoid>>586997030based modder (aka White)
>>586985972SHUT UP, NOBODY ASKEDYOU THINK WE ASKED SPECIFICALLY FOR AN EASIER GAME!? YOU THINK I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GAME!?SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP. MOD THE GAME! DON'T TALK! I DON'T CARE! SHUT UP.
>portugese humiliation fetish
>>586996837I'm not getting upset at mods because they don't affect me. But you're at the stage of shittershattering where you copy what you perceive as insults back towards me thinking that they affect me as much as they affect you.
>>586997196You are extremely upset and brown. Any other cope?
>>586994167>english dubwtf how long was this a thing
>>586997246Calm down, gamergirl.
>>586997335Yes, on top of NOUing (>>586997030) you should stop replying to yourself to build consensus (>>586997163).
>gucci slippers having a melty againhope one day his heart gives out
>>586997504>makes up false scenario. Literal brown behavior. Any other cope?
>>586997654>accusing anyone of doing the exact same thing he's doing mid postWhat level of projection are we at now?
>>586989015gg got disconnected on the last blitz
why does gucci sperg out at the drawfag?
>>586997941>double the fake scenario at once. You are the brownest of browns. >>586998446>Why do schizoids spend way too much time cyberstalking people. Because they are brown and it is not like they have a job or family to worry about.
>>586998446he is actually mentally ill dude he invented a discord cabal that still chases him to this day sad to see really
>>586996787>fictional scenario>>586997030>repeatedly verifiable situation
Greetings Helldivers,It has come to my attention that many are upset with the inclusion of the Easy Anticheat to Helldivers II and the removal of mods – at the same time, a modding scene has flourished in Helldivers I. We hear you, and we know acknowledge how much the ability to mod the game means to you. It was not our intent to cause dissatisfaction – we, at Arrowhead, would like to maintain a friendly relationship with mod creators.For this reason we'll be adding Easy Anticheat to Helldivers 1.Thanks, and have fun.
>>586989015GGs.
>>586998897>>586998597>tripling down twice in a single post for being called brownI see why you get made fun of.
>>586999954Thanks for the video, we'll be fixing the incinerator FRV demo force in next week's patch!
Mods are based because I can subject pubbies to 3x automaton spawn/reinforcement rates that ignore the suppression mechanic. Call me brown cheatjeet all u want but I WILL put pubbies through the trial of fire and make them overcome overwhelming odds.
>be a sony console shitter>enjoy the shit out of actual gameplay part>endlessly bitch and moan about galactic warAm I doing it right?
I wish there were more slut mods
>>587000096>tripling down on fake scenarios. Keep going, you might go so far you wrap around into being White. You are still brown though btw.
looby doko
>>587000421I wish you got a brain
>>587000618>projecting three times while quadrupling down in a single postMan, being called brown really mindbroke you.
>>587000901>endless fake scenarios. You are actually the brownest brown I have ever seen.
>>587000881Why would anyone want to play with these people
i think if you have an endless well of laughing reaction images your main occupation is being the faggot that needs to laugh along
>>586999954Still don't think an incendiary fuel tank should blow like a bomb when broken/shot. Planes (modern & WW2) don't pop like bombs when their fuel tanks break. Tanks don't do that. Flamethrower infantry in WW2/korea/vietnam didn't either. It should be a mostly flame-damage "explosion", coating a very large area in napalm, but it really shouldn't do a lot of immediate damage, let alone have the strength to demolish buildings.
>>587001585Muh funny clips
>>587001585Arrowhead says they strive for realism but they just copy what they see in movies, and fuel tanks explode a lot usually in em. Unless something needs to be nerfed then it becomes 'realistic'.
>>587001585*not napalm but whatever you get what i mean
>>587001585I think helldivers should die during re entry.
>MO about making a film called "Democratic Sniper"Just another day of Sven seething at actual military's mogging the shit out of their adult daycare
>>586996745Nah, Im pretty sure Im right in my assumption. That guy lives rent free and has multiple generations in your head.
>>587002230Didn't this guy lie about everything. Didn't this guy lie and say that he shot several dozen people after hurricane Katrina?
>>587002662Keep seething, Sven
>be arrowhead>have an ingame system to convey information to your playerbase>use it to tell people "uhhh, it's a glitch on the galactic map software" when cyborgs shows up on all of the planets>don't use it to tell people why you don't hear the super earth anthem ingame anymore (could've been something like a dissident corrupting recordings of the song or some dumb AI generated shit idk)
>>587002842>be arrowhead>community does your job for you>instead of merging it into the game, throw a fit and break the game trying to prevent it
>>587002965>be arrowhead>fail to follow a plan you yourself outlined in the midst of one of the (relatively) worst PR fuckups youve had>instead of apologizing and explaing the delay, blame your already volatile playerbase for your inability to implement two enemies fast enough
I remember when game devs loved seeing their users make mods and total conversions. Now they seethe at it because it may upset shareholders. We have it so bad nowadays.
>>587003227Those enemies were in the game since 7.2.0 that got released 2 weeks ago btw
The tanks feel like ass to drive. And I like driving the FRV.
>be arrowhead
>>587003324I have come to absolutely hate shareholders. The court should've told dodge to suck eggs.
>>586997347>dubanon if you could read text you'd know I'm laughing at you right now
>>587001013>iTs FaKe CuZ i SaId So
>>587003227>Be arrowhead>Have complete control of your fake galactic war>Make it unwinnable>Have it drag out past October for your totally real update because you didnt do basic planning to ensure it doesnt drag on to next month>Its November>Blame the players for not completing the rigged MO's dragging out into NovemberPure malice
So the problem is that it release on November 3rd instead of in October?
>swiggercock suckers have to resort to being genuinely retarded to keep up defense of this shitty studio
>>587003324>mods>for a multiplayer cross-platform game
>>587004773So you're saying we HAVE to kill console players?
>>587001585Our flamethrowers use more than just conventional napalm (gasoline, polystyrene, benzene) as fuel and very likely also has E-710 the in-universe FTL spaceship fuel in the mixture.Who is to say space magic space ship bug juice cannot explode like a tactical nuke when mixed as a "napalm"?
>>587004601Maybe if the cheatjeets accepted they are brown instead of throwing a multi-hour shitfit we wouldn't be here.
>>587004156You are brown.
>>587004773>trying to push LE EPIC COOP VIDYAGAYM point againIf you actually played the game (which you don't) you'd understand the amount of console players not deserving to be skinned alive that you'll meet through your time playing this game can be counted on the fingers of an amputated hand
>>587005091see >>587005091
>>587005028>someone mentions they modded their game>vanilla purist faggots come out of their favela to seethe, piss and shit non-stop projecting their browness
>>587005109Man, you fucking suck at arguing.
>>587005179see >>587005091
>>587005263You're a shit teacher
>>587005235>Modding in solo gamesDon't care>Modding in modded lobbies where everyone is okay with itDon't care>Using mods that make the game easier (increase weapons damage, lower cooldown, etc.) in lobbies without telling anyone or asking firstAnnoying. I want to play the vanilla version of the game. You can play modded, I can play vanilla, don't remove my ability to play vanilla by joining my lobby with gameplay-altering mods. Make the Helldivers fat anime girls if you want, as long as I don't have to see it and it doesn't affect my gameplay.
>>587005235Fixing something is inherently white. Letting shitty things be shitty is 3rd worlder behavior
behind every vanillatroon is an assblasted consolebrown
>>587005635Unironically true, it's why every government loves indians, they are a people that love to live in and thrive in shit conditions.
>>586951641What does this thing even do? Send retarded shit on discord and that's it?
>>587005591It's funny because nobody does that here.
>>587005806"I don't do it" and "nobody does it" are two different statements.
>>587005591>Don't care>Responds to every single mention of modding as if the anon personally shot his dog and shat in his mother's teaI did not give a shit how anyone else played the game until the mere notion I didn't adhere to the ethos of provably malicious scandinavian troglodytes was enough to sent 3 retards in this thread into a frenzy
>>587005915Yes, and you know what's also a different statement, the "here" in "nobody does it here"
>
>>587005591There it is.Go be a consolenigger with crossplay off if you don't want to have the chance to run into the evil modder with non-bouncing stratagem balls or hellpods they can actually steer.
>>587005915cheatbrowns are not exactly literate pls understan
>>587005591Also I will never ever host my own game, so please stop telling me to. I don't care that I already have the tools to curate my own experience, I will not use them.
i dont like modding because im on console so i get upset when i see people playing with toys i cant have
>i refuse to improve my situation...holy shit you're actually just a slave.
Trying to discuss anything here is like trying to trim your ball hair with a meat cleaver.
>cheatjeets force their playstyle on others and get mad when someone disagreesVery BIPOC kareny behavior desu. Couldn't be me.
>>587006434couldn't agree more fellow whitey
A lot of words here but I'm not seeing a lobby link.
>>587006354Do you have the slightest clue how easy that is to do if you're not an impatient retard?
>time to not properly reply after being called out on being a faggot, that'll show them
>>587006354More like trying to trim your ball hair with a kid that keeps crying on the ground and throwing stuff around like that one french condom commercial, except that instead of a kid, it's a grown men
>>587006571You should post a video of you doing it for my education.
>>587006627Pay 250$ for my OF
>>587006354people discuss shit seriously when it's relevant to the game. they don't discuss shit seriously when there's a concerted trolling attempt >>587006627this anon wants to look at balls lmao
>yes, i load cheatmods into random lobbies without asking for permission
>>587005806I do.And barely anybody gets mad, a lot of lobbies I run into actually have a fun time
>>587006196You forgot:>naked abdo balloontits mod>hellbomb laser knight>everything spawner>hatsune miku bile titan>GM tools>warp pack recharge x10>40 minute stim duration + 10x stim speed>difficulty mods (((for balance)))
>ass blasted vanilla fag can't compose a half-convincing list of "cheats"
Mobile refinery missions with pubbies are not enjoyable in the slightest. Several times a retard had blown up their flamer FRV and nuked the gator.
>>587007483You teach those strawmen a lesson!
cheatbrown still mad he still getting called brown
I won't stop modding.I won't stop spawning in super credits.
And that's okay. Just don't pretend you are white.
uh anon he's green?
>doesn't capitalize the W in WhiteJust because you never were doesn't mean he isn't
The capitalization is earned, tyrone.
>being brown is a lifestyle>after admitting to refuse to changeThere much more foot left to shoot?
>multiple times had to tell shodanfags to turn their shit off or get kicked out of my lobby>none ever threw a meltie, all were fine playing the game it's almost like the shitposters never join actual lobbies
>>587010332Do SHODANgods really? You just ask them to turn off their changes and they do it?
>>587010736turns out the people who actually play the game will usually listen when you tell them the alternative is not playing
I minmaxed the game and looked up guides and now its too easy. How could arrowhead do this to me?
>>587009061There is no White vs brown, because brown is not a race and in fact, many groups that keep being called brown are actually Whites. However, you can do white vs brown if you are literally talking about skin color. Races are capitalized, colors are not.
>>587011091I feel like just using the good weapons as opposed to the weirdly nerfed bad weapons is enough to make the game easy. Like, just don't pick guns like the liberator concussive.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243707696017Boosted Spawn lobby, I'm feeling bugs but we can do one of each faction or whatever. I just wanna try the caves first.
>>587010906Incredible... I'd like to once again apologize that one time I came into the lobby with the AMR modded and it affected the host anonDoes SHODAN still do the thing where it changes the specs for other people's weapons too or is it solved?
>>5870113953/4
>>587008635>tk and bully them on social media https://youtu.be/4gImIjW5FjU
>>587011395FULL
>>587008635>outs self as lefty faggotI knew something this retarded could only come from a purity spiralling commie
>>587012143That's some mighty clean projection you have there since cheatjeets have been doubling down (verified commie behavior) for hours now.
>>587010332same for the bottranny and grouptranny (probably the same person)
>>587012318>doubling down on personal conviction is the same as doubling down on corporate loyaltyCommies don't improve their livesThey go bitch to an authority about worsening the lives of others more successfull than they
>>587011935>The instant actual seething the moment he gets confirmation the mech guy was using modsI understand not wanting cheats, but why even let yourself get that worked up over some crappy swedejank game that's not even PvP
>>587014549Because if they had anything better to do, they wouldn't be hereYou're seeing the pinnacle of their existence
The Breakthrough is still awesome on bugsPaired with Evictor or grenade pistol for hole sealing is funQuick in n out of the mech
>doing MO planet missions for the MO>completed the mission and begin extract>bugs coming out the ass from a nearby Bug Breach>Eagle Gas Strike incoming>they start dumping gas strikes right on top of the fucking LZ>even with the Killzone armor it fucking hurts>it lasts long enough to force two stim usages and I get pushed away even thenAll right, so the lesson I'm learning is, Advanced Filtration is mandatory when Eagle Storm is up.
>>587015584You can also just not be near enemies when its happening since its supposed to be targeting enemies.
>>586935368Ever made a laser leandiver?
The lake looks like a heart
>>587017585Lake Louisiana
If I host a lobby you'll guys join right haha
>>587018114Beddy by time soonHonk shoo n such
>>587018114Too late. Midnight. Maybe someone else, but not me. Sorry.
>>587015853>carefully clearing the enemy for approach>set down turret at 5 o'clock from enemy position>Ally diver rushes into the enemy to fight within 10m distance and gets mowed down by the turretWhy do helldivers 2 players love fighting inside enemy positions? You have a gun, SHOOT THE ENEMY FROM AFAR.
female JP voice helldivers actually sound cute
>>586990146Unironically this.
>>587019638all JP women sound cute because they are a superior society. Even when people post JP women and say "look at how ugly they are IRL", I usually think that most of them are cute. I guess it's because being fat is rare in Japan. Most people would look at least okay if they weren't fat.
>>587019274mixture of aimlet + gloryfag + expecting team to carry + 41% + smoothbrain
everyone's obsessed with getting in the gunner position so that they get thrown out of the car when some bullshit happens and we have to wait 10 seconds for them to get back in instead of driving off immediately
>>587020972>they get thrown out of the car when some bullshit happensnote the passive language here.
>>587011395ggs, I hate sweden
You guys wanna chill out from token hunting and have some of my banana bread
wrong general but the offer still stands lel
>>587011395gg
>>587022478looks a lil nut heavy but I'd still go for some
>>587022671Front one has pecans on top the other is normal
>>587021969I'm being active aggressive, get in a fucking passenger seat jackass
>obby is an absolute kino almost every time>retards still prefer to play with randoms?
>>587022647I got stuck on a single rock in the open once
>>587022854bed breaking doggy style with soppo
>>587022854But there's no lobby right now...
>>587022647Spelunkers with a loving wife and 4 kids when they encounter the Hangman's Jackdaw Rape Gibbons Cannibal Death Witch cave.
>>587023390uh yeah duh I've already explored my wife's cave
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243712618981/76561198124389198idk what to do
>>587023521Must've taken a while.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243712618981/76561198124389198lobby choice
>>587022854>>587023298sex with soppo.
>>587023572>>587023980
>>587023980failed
>>587023980headpats with ibuki.
>>587023572failed
Yeah, I've failed both lobbies as well. Swigger malice at work?
>>587023521Must be boring since so many men have explored it already.
We must prepare a sacrifice to the netcode
>>587025012I'll sacrifice my cum inside that Kemono.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243719986955/76561198066017633
>>5870253583&4
>>587025248ahaha you want to fuck a boy no da
>>5870253584&^4
>>586933156Your response?
>>587025012>>587025592sex with this creature democratically
Who wins? A two ton jeep that drives like a mack truck or a little acid mushroom boi?
>>587026605invisible corpse no diffs
>>587025358we 3/4
>>587028282
>>587029029Why did his head just fall off for no reason?Nerve gas?
>>587022478sex
>>587029086The invisible helldiver kill ray accidentally targeted him.
Guys help, I have a sudden craving for calamari
Gee, if only we had another 19 hours to do this...
Name one weapon that Arrowhead should be beaten for, until they improve it.
>>587032717Pretty much all the shotguns
>>587032717Make Reprimand one handed goddamit
>>587032717Throwing knives. Jesus, just fix that retarded throw.
>>587032717Deadeye, faster reload time
>>587033496I still stand by the idea that the cowboy armor needs to be reworked to have faster reload for all rounds reload weapons.
>>587032717Full list:Lib ConcussiveAdjudicatorTenderizerPacifierArbitratorDiligenceHyenaPummelerGallantSpray&PrayBlitzerVariableSpearLaser CannonArc ThrowerSterilizerDe-EscalatorNEATDefoliation ToolBut if I were to pick only one, it would be the De-Escalator.
>>587032717Weapon you say? The Maelstrom is a weapon platform, so, make the gatling guns belt-fed and 4000 ammo, give the tank 40 rockets and better gun depression.
>>587032717>name oneI'll give you more than one.Dominator, slugger, arbitrator, hyena, variable, all smgs, all bullet based sidearms, blitzer, memelee weapons.Throwing knives, urchins, lure mines.Arc thrower, hmg, mmg, maxigun, sterilizer, epoch.All those things have been powercrept, been nerfed beyond recognition or are just straight up bad from the get go.
>>587033624>thematic and actually fitting for it's warbond weapon passiveBest I can do is increased reload speed for the warbond sidearm you shouldn't have to reload that much.
>>587033961would have made a lobby but gonna go masturbate because you made me horny
>>58703425730 seconds is enough for you, let's be honest.
>>587034645depends on whether t is rape or consensual sex
>narrowhead already made code ready for the arc thrower to have variable charge states>yet they have not done anything with it except nerf it to the ground because of the ancient (yet still present) host bug that allowed it to "slap bile titans from accross the map"Words cannot express the hatred I feel for this studio.
>>587034758>range 55mI feel like that is incorrect this thing has a range of 15 meters at best
>investigate in shodan why shooting the MMG against a variety of targets from almost any angle feel goodSo apparently, the MMG is one of the few weapons that has very light pen (2 is light pen) on extreme angles and almost all other weapons have that set to unarmored.One would think the HMG could penetrate light armor at an extreme angle, right?Nope, it cannot even pen ultra light armor and only deal damage to unarmored targets at extreme angles.
>>587035560Swedes are retarded for making such a needlessly complicated system
>>587035684>20 MM anti-tank rifle>cannot even pen very light armor at an extreme angle while a medium machine gun can
>>587035791You dont hate them enough
>>587035871These values were set with pure spite and malice. The thing they didn't have when developing the game, when the MMG was made.So whenever your apex shot bounces off of a devastators VERY LIGHT armored head this is the reason why.
I still can't believe that literally a cheat program is just lying on the github and these hypocritical degenerates aren't doing anything about it.
>>587035684It's so swedenSo much of the shit they make is like thisWhat compels them to do anything but keep it simple stupid
>>587035791This has to be why Apex's ammo bounces against the back of turrets at certain angles, while I can freely do it with the AMR.
>>587036226The AMR also has 0 extreme angle pen, but the lack of bounce might be because of the explosive nature of the round.
>explosive nature of the roundholy LARP
>>587036495>amr round makes boom>apex round makes no boom?
>>587036314At this point, with all these hidden stats, I have no true idea of what these weapons do to enemies. Maybe it's a good thing I understand weapons by feeling instead of numbers.Anyway, I meant the vent portion: there is a tiny strip at the very back you can even hit from the side. I can shoot and hit that strip with an AMR, but for Apex the bullet (before the change to the caliber, I don't know about now) would always bounce off it. I'm not sure if distance has anything to do with it.Returning to the angle thing, it's still the same: I can hit directly the vent at a certain angle with AMR but not with Apex as the bullet bounces away, it's just weird.
>>587036657i seriously hope this is baitneither do and have strictly ballistic dmg
>>587035791did the UI changes not get published in a release...? guess I forgot they're in the dev release only
Went ahead and did myself a favor by giving every weapon -2 armor pen from their base at an extreme angle.So a medium pen weapon (3) has very light pen (1) at an extreme angle as an example.>>587037157I'm probably using an older version of shodan, haven't bothered updating since it still works.
>>587034758this has been known since the earliest datamining just months after release
>>587036080>So whenever your apex shot bounces off of a devastators VERY LIGHT armored head this is the reason why.You people don't actually play the game
>>587037290I think since v3.1.0 it has had an auto-updater. You oughta update because there's been like a million new features and a billion bugfixes.
>>587036080do you even know what angle of impact you need to hit for it to use the extreme angle pen rating?
>>587037445Around 10°, give or take, depending on the bullet's trajectory.
>>587037509...so, realistically it's a non-factor?
Its so Nail biting close im on the edge of my seat
>>587037529In most cases probably yes, but then if a handful of weapons can why shouldn't the others fall under the same rule?
>>587037606Bugods will make it! I believe!
>>587037620my bet's on it being such a non-factor it's a leftover that is so insignificant it got overlooked after the blanket rework of the angle penetration reduction system during the 60 day patch period
>>587036887works on my machine
>>587037697>being such a non-factorHave you ever had a recoilless rifle shot bounce off of a charger or bile titan's armor?You probably have, that is because at an extreme angle the recoilless rifle can only penetrate medium armor.
>>587037798yes, and I can count the number of times it has happened on one hand
>>587037798we are not talking about the recoilless rifle, we're talking about the MG-43a shot hitting the armor at an extreme angle (81-90 degrees) would not fuse and having it ricochet is completely plausible - even more so if the RR is firing a HEAT rounds, which would simply fail to fuse, if you wanna go the realism route
>>587036314The AMR rounds can bounce, it's just not common>>587036889nta but it does at least have an explosive impact visual (and the projectile is tagged as a 12.5mm EIT, probably explosive incendiary tracer); whether that changes how it behaves at all is for sweden to know
>>587037937whatever label they give a round is completely irrelevant to its stats
>>587037937>EIT, probably explosive incendiary tracer);it's literally just a LARP naming convention that they have long since dropped aside from the preexisting ammo types - see most new projectiles introduces just being "weapon name P1"AMR at no point in the history of its game dealt any sort of explosive damageit's jusr LARP
When did they make it so the guard dog can run out of ammo? I remember it being infinite back when we had appropriators. Also what's the laserdog unfuck mod?
>>587037903If we really wanna be realism autismo then very light armor is supposedly light kevlar, light armor is kevlar and anything above is ceramic or steel plates with varying hardness.The MG-43's closest bullet equivalent IRL is the 7.62×51m, which can penetrate ~3,5 mm mild steel to 18 mm RHA.So it makes sense that at an extreme angle the MMG can penetrate very light armor, right?So a 20MM rifle not even penetrating very light armor is dumb, right?
>>587038426It was always finite but resupplies with ammo pickups
>>587038470How many mags does it get by default?
>>587037832Then if it doesn't matter it doesn't need to be a thing.
>>5870384938
>>587037765That's not what I meant and if you are implying I have issues with either weapons, I don't.
>>587038459it doesn't matter because this realistic perception of angles resulting in varying penetration levels has been long since abandonedearly on your weapons would have different pen values based on impact angle; after 60 day fixes the system got changed to "everything below an extreme angle retains the nominal pen values"based on my experience the mg43 retaining the light pen value on extreme angles doesn't matter in the slightest; go make a bug report if it bothers you so muchthat aside, >If we really wanna be realism autismo then very light armor is supposedly light kevlar, light armor is kevlar and anything above is ceramic or steel plates with varying hardness.any source on that? because going off these definitions in a video game is silly at best, given that we've long since departed from muh milsim
>>587038067I'm just bringing it up since I wouldn't put it past the Swede to reuse some kind of explosive projectile subtemplate that deals no actual explosive damage for the sole purpose of having it play unique impact VFX, and that possibly impacting the hit detection.>>587036887Looking at the projectile records in Shodan 4.6, the differences between the Apex and the AMR are:>20mm vs 12.5>1500m/s vs 880>mass 70 vs 52>drag 0.1 vs 0.3>gravity 0.35 vs 1>penslowdown 0.1 vs 0.25>both have 1 bounce, 83 degree bounce angle, 60 m/s min bounce speedIf it's not swedish projectile code dickery, I can't see why else the Apex wouldn't be hitting stuff the AMR is hitting save for if, somehow, the AMR projectile somehow lines up better by virtue of having more time for bullet drop to do something.
>>587038891>I'm just bringing it up since I wouldn't put it past the Swede to reuse some kind of explosive projectile subtemplate that deals no actual explosive damage for the sole purpose of having it play unique impact VFX, and that possibly impacting the hit detection.VFX are completely separate from stats - you can see similar flashing on liberator concussive (formerly explosive) impact pointsThis is just a very dumb take, even when dealing with swedes, I'm sorry anon.
>>587038825>gave real life equivalent and on what said round can penetrate>said game weapon has medium armor penetration>medium armor can be equated to be 18 mm of rolled homogeneous armored steelWhat more source do you need?
>>587039002Preferably one that points out materials of the made-up OC universe over a hundred years from now.There are very few snippets of lore referencing what's used for manufacturing of equipment, be it enemy or friend, on top of a lot of things in the game being handwaved with "it's magic i ain't gotta explain shit"We just had a discussion about the violently exploding iFRV the other day - at the end of the day shit in the game does whatever devs wish it to.
>this KILLS the swede
>>587039170>give me a realistic equivalent for this video game>no, that realistic equivalent doesn't fall in line because it is a video gameAnon, you are such a dork.
>>587038556but it does serve a purpose. it's just another thing that can contribute to the random chaos of a fight, making for a memorable moment if it happens
>>587039304It's a simple matter of a guesstimation headcanon vs actual in-universe information Everything that's not the latter it's the former, unless you can suddenly point me to solid information that the MG43 actually fires 196 grain 8x57 or something equally specific that we can use as a reference.
>>587038975Probably is dumb. Hell, the only reason it comes to mind is because I've modded guns for something else that did it that way.>normal projectiles have no field for VFX beyond bullethole scaling>need rocket/proximity detonated/target seeking missile/rocket/explosive projectile to have any kind of control over triggering impact VFXGranted, Ravenfield is a dumb little indie unity game. However:>developer: a swede
>>587039382Ragdolling and touching a destroyed bughole with my foot and instantly dying is memorable.
never in my entire helldivers career have I had to worry about something as retarded as angle penetration, I just assume everything behaves like >>587037290 so I reposition ever so slightly before taking a clean shot
>botretards>can't liberate a single planet for over a week with the dss for a free double siege because borgs are hard...>bugGODS>gets asked to liberate 5 hive worlds with 3.5% decay and inflated hp values with mega cities being completely locked>effortlessly do it while sieging two planetsBugGODS, I kneel...
>>587039524>I am stuck step br-ACK!
reminder that your faction failed the "just shoot defenseless hamsters with HMGe" MO even after joel cut the goal in half, bugshitter
I love this game, but I hate the devs, good night guys.
>>587039501Okay, let me get down and dirty for your sake, anon.Here is what we know of the MMG's ammo by the game values.8 mm projectile, 11 g mass, 820 m/s.That is a bullet that is 0.315 inches and is 170 grains that moves at around ~2690 FPS.The closest real life calibers to these would be 7.62×54, .303 British, 7.7×58mm, 7.65×53mm, 30-30 Winchester, 8mm Mauser.So unless the MMG has some depleted super pooper uranium rounds then we can estimate that it penetrates the same amount of armor as do those rounds.Which is ~18 mm of RHA steel.
>>587038891I wouldn't be that surprised if it's some code thing, seeing AMR and other weapons bullets bounce off devastators is enough.
I think player models should use the same armor system as enemies.
Remember that your faction failed the "just shoot radicals with anything" and "just collect common samples" while getting free orbital lasers, botnigger.
>>587040262>So unless the MMG has some depleted super pooper uranium rounds then we can estimate that it penetrates the same amount of armor as do those rounds.And this is where the issue persists, and has had from the beginning - we have no knowledge of the materials utilized in the game by neither enemies nor friends - for all you know, bots use titanium for armor, as has been mentioned in one of the dispatches.This is a pointless discussion and we both know it.
>>587040637>our helldivers are strong enough to dispatch bots by hitting them with their weapons>the bots use titanium for armorMy dude, the clankers are made out of tin foil.
>>587040738>>our helldivers are strong enough to dispatch bots by hitting them with their weapons500 kg platinum barsnuff said
>>587040476in your dreams man lol
>>587040637The game says B-01 medium armor uses titanium alloy and B-08 light armor uses kevlar.
>>587037661Sweden says no
>>587040935>can carry 500 kg platinum bars and toss them>can't move while shooting a minigunNuff said
hmmm I think I'll play today
I'll take one for the team.
lobbi doko
too masturbating to bugs
The AMR still feel better to use than the Apex
something dont seem right about this artillery placement
>>587041964with the time and number of shots it takes to kill a charger, absolutely not
>>587042090something something media literacy about bureaucracy something
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243741327012/I guess we're a bit overdue for oneprolly bots, we ain't playing the fuckass spiders
>>587042192My mistake, the AMR still feel better to use than the Apex, on bot.
Finally unlocked and used the Nova. I fucking love this thing. It's so much fun. Terminids are probably the worst faction for it but I still loved it. Can't wait to try it on bots.
>>5870422272/4I thought you guys wanted a lobby
>"I tried so hard and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter" ahh charger
>>587042360>he thinks majority of /hdg/ actually plays the gamelol.lmao.
>>5870422273/4insane pace
>>5870422273/4
>>587042426>doko a lobby>don't actually ever join anyactuallh unhingedborderline devilish
>>587042227fvll
>>587039708You're not supposed to adapt your behavior to an intended mechanic. Your just supposed to complain about it.
>>586941984nah its too fuckin funny
>>587042506>Wait for lobby>Fuck it man, just play a solo whilst I wait>Get out of mission, refresh page>Missed a lobbyMore than thrice
>>587043770>refresh pageautouopdate my nigga
>>587043770>>587042227we're back to 3/4resident dogshit connection holder dipped after lagging out the lobby
>>587042227>game crashed>can't boot the game up anymoregg>>587043770take my spot
>close game>turn off computer>spot frees upJUST
>>587042227full again
>>587044686I missed it so I wouldn't know, devs said no FOMO btw
where's the fucking lobby GOY
>>587041115
>>587044686no use case coupled with shitty ergo and damage breakpoints that mean the fire DoT is basically useless = super no use case
hey GOY i'm talking to you *cracks whip* LOBBY NOW GOY *whips cracks whip* *cracks whip again* GOY, lobby NOW! *whips crack* GOY?? LOBBY. NOW!
>>587045176hyena at least can 1 shot spore burst warriors exactly because of the DoT, while DCS can't
>all these people begging for lobbies>instead of making their own
>>587045606nobody wants to play the game on hard mode aka be the host :(
>>587045667I've hosted before and it really doesn't feel that different. I also play solo and don't notice much of a difference, but maybe the difference is larger if you solofag in a co-op lobby instead of sticking near your teammates.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243747239322/76561197995757904rally to me, my goyim. rally to your hero in this time of lobby-need. I will usher you to my lodge and from there will shall hunt. come, goy. come!
>>586933156Ok anons, I've been out of the loop for a while Any cheats to get free sc?Or should I ask my local AI to decompile the game and gift me sc?How do you do? I don't want to grind for SC because these Jews nerfed all the maps
>>587046120"this anon eats poop" spammer btwjoin at your own peril
>>5870461202/4
>>587045768The fact is that hosts grab enemy aggro much easier and get more patrols spawned on them, so solofags fear being the host.In /hdg/ lobbies it doesn't matter that much because most of the time people do stick together compared to pubbies but still, some people just want an easy way out.
>>587046228
>>587046365I were brown I doubt I could run local ai, shill kun
>>587046329you DO eat poop anon
So any of you getting free sc or you are all poorfags that are also dumb and or paypigs?I'm not giving a dime to arrowhead, I paid for the game once and this shall suffice
>I were brown I doubt I could run local ai, shill kun
>>587046228free cheats that give free SC do exist, but you won't find them here or easily in public - you have to join some disctroon server and run a dodgy .exe downloaded from there.There is a limit of like 2000 SCs per hour so keep that in mind.
this anon >>587046329 defends poop eating >>5870461203/4
>>587046521Ok I'll ask my local AI then, also because I'm on Linux, not in the mood to deal with . exe bs
>>587046502>shovels down poop hand over fist >calls others poorfags and paypigs >thradbegging for cheat codes in a very easy game >can't afford 10$ DLChow much do you spend on health care eating all that SHIT
>>587046668Keep us updated
builds for this feel?
>>5870470194 land mines + caltrop
wheres the mod that adds the flag music back
>>587048017Oi m8, haven't you heard, that song is ILLEGAL!
>>587046668are you winning
>>587048453all this fucking new anticheat did is demolish the mods that were actually fixing glitches like the stratagems and now the chinese are still having their fucking retarded ass mods anyway, god this fucking sucks
>>587048720xenomorphs owe me sex
>>586933156Tried some first person mods, was upset at its laughable lack of customization and amount of bugs. Most of all, I was upset at the way the authors deny permission for free user modifications of their mod, so I bitterly made my own from scratch. Improvements not seen in others:- much cleaner UI- much better optimization- VERY expansive customization options, such as- modify every aspect of the camera in every emplacement and vehicle (height, FOV, etc.)- modify zoom FOV when ADS unscoped- modify camera for standing, crouch and prone stances individually- lifted camera position when prone or diving forwards or backwards to avoid clipping (modifiable also)- much less clipping when doing actions such as getting up and rotating through dynamic camera movement and limited angles (still not perfect; this took me a LOT of time and will be continuously improved)- automatic setup for third person for several actions (ragdoll, galactic map, emplacements, gadgets, each vehicle, etc.)- profiles for different setups- settings for crosshair correction, both strength and time- auto-updates (through a mod manager :)) and an open repo (fuck you if you don't do this)Still a lot of work to be done, like freelook. If you've got any feature suggestions, please do tell. Send a PR even and you'll be credited. The default settings are just my own preference for now, I may have to find better ones eventually.https://github.com/SHODAN-HORAI/SHODAN-First-Person(also on ayaka AND nexusmods, this one's allowed)
why do you need mods so badly you stupid pieces of shitters
>>587046120gallantry beyond measure lobby accomplished
>>587048967You're brown.
>>587048967does this have that thing that makes you hear better for some reason
>>587049043First person doesn't make the game easier in any way, it's just purely immersion and can actually make it harder even. Stop being indian.
>>587048967>made>actually just promptedthe ego on this guy lmfao
>>587048967>Make mod that does nothing other than modify the dev's (((design space)))>Their artistic vision is, half the time, to physically smear shit on the user>Historical evidence showing malicious devs being absolute cunts tooSomehow, you're the brown one?
https://files.catbox.moe/dbensa.mp4
>pub takes the GATER>manages to make it stuck in the terrain literally three meters away from where it was parkedImpressive, very nice.
>>587049873LMAO
>>587049873this and the one right after where it went into low orbit
>>587050205I don remeber it going into low orbit tbqh
>jump out of car moving at 70km/h>instantly explode as soon as you leave the vehiclethe grunt fantasy...I can feel my media literacy rising...
>>587050601I was the only one looking... (;′⌒`)
>>587049043first person arguably makes the game HARDER because having third-person view is actually a crutch and lets you see more.
>deleted
>>587050745>Gucci's reaction to the videos:
>>587044686nothing
>>587051035>Gucci's reaction to the roast:
>>587049954Rolling up on my teammates utterly bewildered at the stupid shit they manage to do.
>>587051335OOOOHHHH MY REALISMOOOOOOOH MY PLAPPING REALISTIC EXPERIENCEOOOOOOH WHAT A SWEDISH REALITY
>>587051320>Gucci's reaction my post:
>gucci when you ask why he has all these images saved on his computerhttps://files.catbox.moe/5ogo7d.webm
>>587051590>Gucci's honest reaction when seeing my post:
>>587051762>Gucci's face when reading my post:
>>587051896>Gucci's face when he's taking it in the ass my me:
>>587052016>Gucci's face when he's trying to hold back the pain from my cock going inside his ass
>>587052267>Gucci's reaction after swallowing my cum:
these posts really aren't cutting it...can we try something else? something slighty more pleasant, perhaps?
>>587052432MEDIC DIVERS OWE ME SEX
>>587052453>Gucci's reaction when I'm telling him to ready for Round 2:
>>587052550>
>He ran out of selfiesgg
anon eats poop
Gucci why do you have so manyNvm I forgot you also have gay black porn saved
>>587052895kek, I remember when he got so mad he started spamming his fetishhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/585409417/#q585461627
Which primary for total cyborg death?
>>587053647plaspun
>>587053647eruptor, plasma guns, automatic light pen
>>587053647Libcarb still worksPurifier too, in my experience
>>587053770>automatic light penthey all feel like shit against cyborgs
>>587053770>eruptor against faction where half of every patrol is rushdown units (radicals) and troopersgg
>>587053837no they don't. hold m1 around the head -> cyborg dies. They're meh to aim @ center mass, but that's if you're an aimlet.
>>587052895>blacks>scat>black scat porn>cpwhat will he surprise us with next?
>>587053647The best weapon on all fronts. 2 shot radicals and 2 or 3 (can't recall which) for agitators.>>587053714This guy gets it.
>>587053925bring an actual pistol and don't hug corners
>>587053647PP is very fun on george droyds and on bots in general, can confirm
deploying goonbait beaconD10 whateversteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243762109372/76561197980082129
>>5870545312/4
>coomtard lobbyshan't be joining
>coomchad lobbyim join
holy shit LMFAO at the deleted chain
>>587054828damn, we might have to call the affirmative action office...
>chadmaybe on planet retard
>>587054867genuinely table slamming high school girl laugh
>>587054869On what planet? Speak clearly you stupid
>>587054531join faggots
>>587054762wrong, you're joining
>>587048967aryan
>>5870545313/4
>>587054531please join i'm so desperate
once you stop being a subhuman coomtard maybe i will
>>5870545316/7
with all these slop modshow come no one managed to increase the lobby size
>>587054531still 3/4?
>>587054531its fucking full
WHY ARE THERE HELLFORGE MODS IN NEXUS YOU GOT YOUR OWN PAGE
>bile spewer seeds
>>587056556>he doesnt know
>>587053647I cycled through a lot of primaries when the borgs first dropped until I got to Censor, then it was all I used.
WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>>5870545313/4 againwe lost our ChinaKING
>solo oil mission while modtesting>transfer station is all underground and full of bug spawns>clear bugholes, start pumping the goo to the shuttle clipping through the ceiling>spider-scav sneaks in because it's pitch black in here>bug breach right on the fucking lever>8x reinforcement size and 2x enemycap meets modded patriot>go through two exosuits>every impaler and titan i gun down keeps falling on the fucking lever>try to drive flamer FRV in hoping it can clear them out>instantly dies while turning a corner by a pipe near the corpsesi feel like i'm sensing a pattern where anything i drive near craters somehow flips or explodes for seemingly no reason>crater under the transfer point is low enough i can't reach the lever>more bugs appear>~15 minutes spent before i can finally get under the titan corpses hit the lever by jump packing to it>still have to dislodge myself with grenade shockwave because i'm stuck on corpse hitboxes again>>587048967the two scrapes i have after giving it a shot were that the camera tends to lag a little behind the body when jump-packing forward, and that it doesn't pick up the minimap being closed automatically when you activate the jump pack with the map open; out of this it'd be neat to see an option to swap to third person while jumping since that seems like it'd be a decent workaround
>>587057924WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>>587058032SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>587058189CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
>>587058189That's a good thing you assholes.
>>587058323Heisenberg
>drink till blackout at a party>sleep half a day>wake up >check thread>janny had to clean up another gucci meltylol
>>587053336>gucci is a BBC posternot surprised really
its cold and im in bed so I put my covers over my head but then i farted and now I cant breathe.
>>587054531GGsgoonbros stay winningEVERYONE LAUGH AND SPIT ON THIS FUCKING LOSER HERE >>587054762AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>587059648>>587059826Calm down, gamergirl
>>587054762*farts on you*
>>587060521
Is the game seriously so shit right now that we've devolved into the average /vg/ faggotery?
the Mist feel like shit, I'm going back to Talon>b-but saaar using underwhelming guns will increase your izzat saaar, don't you want to impress the trannies in /hdg/ lobbies?no
I'm over here stroking on my stoker I got fuel on my stoker I'm flamey as fuck man I'm a freak man like fr
>>587061164the game is so shit now that anons would rather goon, dutchoven the selves or eat poop for entertainment
>>587054762kill yourself normalfag
>orbital laser on bugs
>>587061990We are doing this to >>587054762 tomorrow
>>587054762based
>>587054762low testosterone moment
>>587061990do bugs feel painI sure fucking hope so
>>587061990>turkish_prisoner_of_war.mp4
>>587054762Based.
>>587054762I too like to watch my wife getting fucked by 3 guys in my bedroom :)
ITT: raped coomtards
Guys when is the we're back rebound going to start?
>>587060573you sound raped
>>587054762raped shitskin moment
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>>587064470Next Tuesday, all cheatjeets will get hardware banned
