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time to celebrate 1st place with a snack!
Can't believe I lost bwos
Sign right here trainer, and then we can go to Epsatono Island right away!
>ugly>poor>short>stinks>no hair in the head>hair in all the wrong places>pasty and flaking skin from no sunlight>ghoulish eyes>schizo>4chan chud>virgin, no sex experience, can't please a woman.Explain why any Uma would want to fuck any of you.
>>586934474wait... this doesnt look like Hokko on my Cocko....
>>586934581Shichi would fuck me thoughever?
>>586934645stink stinky bum
>>586934481I can believe you lost
Did anyone in your club throw a post CM tantrum
>>586934802cool uma
>>586934526Im not signing that.
>>586934581Because umas care more about how much attention you give to them, how much care and love you give to them, and how good you train them.They're simple minded creature and we love them for that because then we don't get involved in such complex relationships and frustating fights for the most stupid things, but rather we take it easy and we understand each other.
>>586934526Im signing that.
You guys should be nicer to me I have a 7 plat streak you know
>>586934581Im nice... and I can cook okay food.. I think that may be enough
>>586934384>ugly Not really, Im a 7.5-8>poorMy family is loaded>shortIm 193cm>stinks My farts and cock do, I will admit it>no hair in the headI have no issues growing long hair and both my grandparents had full heads of hair well into their 80's>hair in all the wrong placesTrue, my ass is incredibly hairy>pasty and flaking skin from no sunlightPasty yes, flaking no>ghoulish eyesPure a10 hunter eyes>schizoAs god intended >4chan chudThe last true haven of the white man (and lots of SEA)>virgin, no sex experience, can't please a womanI have been turned down for having too big a dick beforeEnjoy your data
I ain't reading all that.
>>586934964>Throwing all the salty ramen water straight onto the floor
people should realize that gyaru culture is dead and has been so for a very long time, close to 20 years. nowadays you will never see a one in japan as their place was completely taken by jirai kei or landmine girls, so the only representation they get in modern times is just them being whores just like goths in the US, they have gone extinct, and their culture was overtaken by fetishists whose first thought is gyaru = class slut
I wish you could run senior Sprinters Stakes in Helios career to utterly crush Ruby
McButt
when do we get more veteran slots
>actually replying seriouslyHow insecure are you.
>>5869350017 and all 7 of your plats are now mine >:)
>>586935001nyoo, they're mean to you?*headpats u* yoshi, yosh, don't listen to those retards, anonwant some kissies?
Capricorn Cup status? https://poal.me/og1ngbhttps://poal.me/og1ngbhttps://poal.me/og1ngbThis was really really close, Triple hesistants hard carried.
>>586935001I warned you before, now I'm going to give you a plap streak for this.>>586935068These outfits provide good butt.
after like 2 weeks I have access to my X account again, was in desperate need of new art so I'm happy but also slightly mald for being so lazy...ANYWAY GOOD MORNING LAST NIGHT WAS RAD AF
>>586934581oi. stop being mean to my torena. if he sees this, he will just get even more insecure and I won't be able to fuck him. Do you know how difficult it was to break down those dense walls of his?!?!?!
>>586934581this is true.... ruby really should find a better trainer....
>>586935253Rubytore no...
>>586934394Now you're doing the embed on purpose!
>>586935204False flag. We won't have any British Umas that say oi.
>>586935301oi comes from japanese
>>586934581Theres at least 73 umas that would fuck this
>>586935298please excuse the retardation
>>586935421Name them.
>>586934842
>>586935298i agree, but using the two dumbest umas to point it out to his face is lowkey kinda mean
>>586935436Its okay Mambwo, just think first before baking next time.>>586935515Nah it fits
>>586935567How do you know that its a mambro
why is she phrasing it like we're sewer rats
>>586935598Matikane to Matikane communcation
oh and for another blogpost, think I'll just keep improving my rickey. worst case scenario ppl will keep stacking debuffers like FAGGOTS so I might have to pivot also...
>>586935598
>>586935716You're a faggot regardless
>>586935626aren't you
Ugly poor short stinky bald pasty ghoulish schizo chud virgins? Where?
>>586935847shut up. this is the third time i've been called out today
>>586935786why so mad
>>586934581This is true.... I'm such a fraud... all these chocolates, used panties and marriage invitations were probably just sent to mock me...
Goddamn, I don't care about yuriThis is just painful to look at
Stop being mean. Even ugly poor short stinky bald pasty ghoulish schizo chud virgins need love
>>586935567>>586935515so for the previous threads, do I just type >>(numbers) and it'll just link to previous thread? as for early baking, sorry, won't happen again
>>5869350017 oshi win streak or 7 soulless meta win streak?
>>586936012>Surukawa Tadzunawho
>>586936265the latter, he's the biggest metafaggot ITT
>>586934581>>uglyI'm mid>>poorAlso mid, as in middle class>>shortAlso mid, not short but not tall either>>stinksNah>>no hair in the headI have, plenty actually >>hair in all the wrong placesNah>>pasty and flaking skin from no sunlightNah>>ghoulish eyesNah>>schizoMight be>>4chan chudYeah>>virgin, no sex experience, can't please a woman.YeahHonestly, it'd be a mircale if I'm qualified to be a trainer in the first place
>>586935375She would say this desuwa
>>586936258Yes. You update the prev. thread and thread counter. For good measure you check the OP again for embed.
>>586934526Let's go Dia-chan!
BWOS, THIS IS NOT A DRILLBAKUSEIYUU IS BACK, HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>586936537QRD?
>>586936439evil horse I hate you
>>586936537don't care
slain a megapigger today
>>586936672menhera just like Suzuka's VA so they take a lot of breaks
>>586936439Benevolent horse I love you
>>586936537Umazing!
>>586936717Hate is a strong word. You shouldn't say that.
Okay, now post pregnant Bright.
>>586936537gotta pay the bills somehow
>>586936913that's me
>>586936537Didn't she recently had a ballroom event alt? Why it's a big deal?
You guys are lucky I'm not a virgin.
>>586936980We love Bakushin.
>>586936772Shouldn't that be Scarlet?
>>586937097isn't daisca'a va just fat? the menhera ones are mcqueen, suzuka, and baku iirc
>>586937143Elaborate. Suzuka being a menhera is hot as fuck damn.
>>586936782She's a good lovable horse.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/_54drMhttps://jiggie.fun/_54drM
samba samba
>>586937334why is she always like this
>>586936723rude
https://youtu.be/KgXRBka1tbA
samba...
>>586936939Fucking hell bakushin is so hot
>>586937540Sexo
>>586937243idk about suzuka, but iirc, mackie's had a breakdown after the Shikimori anime flopped, and Baku's was a result of ego searching
>>586937143She's fat because she's on meds for her mental disorder(being a woman)What's the issue with Suzuka's VA?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>586934581>uglyI can spend 10 minutes looking at myself in the mirror because of how pretty I am>poorlol, lmao>shortI'm indeed short, 175cm you got me here>stinksI haven't showered in 2 days I don't smell yet..>no hair in the headThinking of cutting my hair actually as it's getting too long>hair in all the wrong placesI don't get this one>flaky skinMy skin is perfect because of NO sunlight tyvm>ghoulish eyesMy eyes is the first thing I get compliments on>schizoWhen you fight demons you end up becoming one>4chan chudEhehehe>virginI have satisfied every single fantasy I've ever had>why would an uma want to fuck youBecause umas are freaks who would fuck anyone
>>586937492Look at her go
>>586937712I want to get cucked by Kingu
>>586937752DANCHUD, INVITE THE SCHIZO TWINK, I NEED A CUMSOCK
I'm going for a jog while doing my parent runs you guys are retarded See Ya Later!
wei wei weiiiiiiiiiiiii!goooood morning!
palmer>>helios>>ruby>>kris.s but she loves her trainer and her trainer loves herwhere the fuck do the trainers for palmer and helios fit in this fucking mess?
>rolling for WEI>get bitten by Vamp Rice>sail on a ship with the NY OverlordVamp Rice is cute, and much, much better to train/mutate. And holy FUCK YES UNIVERSAL PARENT I'VE NEEDED OPERA O FOR MY FRONTS FOR GODDAMN AGES
>>586938073What the fuck are you talking about?
>>586938120so... no wei?
Hello
>>586937963quit starin at me with them big ol eyes
>>586938073That trainer Kris loves? Me. And I love her too
>>586938073my brain farted
>>586938268Hii
I should have just milkshaked my team...
>>586938231WEI in 110 rolls, so about even odds. 2 spooks + rate up in ~100 pulls isn't bad, and the 2 spooks were both new and ones I really wanted. I love Helios so much now, her opening chapters really sold me. This has been an excellent decision, and I still have 126k carats.
>>586938120>become the raped (positive)having a good universal parent of your own goes a long way, may she do you well.
My Lord, unmasked El Condor Pasa caught me by so much surprise I popped a surging bonerHow can her face be so fucking erotic
>>586936302Machan wonDoes that really make me a metapigger?
>>586938380That's a comfy amount of carats to continue saving, congrats on your pulls anon.
>>586938426That's Umamusume B..
traina, my son, you are man nowyou must choose wifewill you pick smart,loving,rich, cute uma that wants 9 childrenor this literally gay and retarded gremlin
>>586938668Gay retarded gremlin has bigger boobs and is clingy and fun
Stash check /uma/
>>586936939Wait, is Bakushin... hot?
>>586911541Oh my god pleaseThere are like 60 umas I don't have....
>>586938758i'm so ashamed for my poor stash because i'm stupid
>>586936939
>>586938758I had 20k before Helios dropped
>>586938570No, that's sexsex with unmasked elMy penis has overrode my brain, I cannot stop thinking of her erotic face
>>586938984you will not survive
>>586938847>>586938919>>586938984Why... didn't you listen...
>>586938758
>>586938758157k, could be 160k but i snacked. i keep getting late surgers
>>586938984You might as well skip the next 2 career modes because it will be devastating to get throughSave as many as you can, pull maybe some umas you really really like, but forget about cards
>>586938758Could pull for Helios but I'd rather hoooooard and see how I feel about the gyaru banner in two months. I may be cheeky for the V Anus Fujin banner for something like 20 pulls, but the stash is largely going to hold until GM banner hell starts going.
>>586937280I wanted to see it
>>586936739How is that meta retard, that's a front that needs to do the sprint tenno sho.
>>586938984and you have 20k now, right
>>586938758Helios cost me 130 pulls but I got a bunch of other umas on the way there so I'm satisfied
>>586939246dislexicbro...
air groove shite
>>586938758>non-multiple of 50 paid caratsanon...
>>586939318t and g are very close on the keyboard
Training Helios so I can fuck her friend Palmer on the side!
>>586939261BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIIINNNNNN
>finally reach UF3 with kingu>she gets ultrabrocked in the finalsdamn.
>>586938984grab that credit card and sell those crypto stocks bro
>>586938758I just remembered paid carats don't show up on your phone lolI should be able to roll every human rights banner + mackie wit and a few umas so it's all good
fuck youFUCK YOU FUCK YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU
>>586939361Waaaay back during the first Kitasan banner. I had to clear the stash, so to speak. I hope that never happens again.
I'm honestly surprised by how many people won with Pearl and even a some Ulalas as well.
>>586939556I told you Pearl is a good sprinter
Space
>>586938758I am a SNACKGAWD
>>586939657what makes pearl good is not out in global yetthis is not even her final form
I HATE THE COLD WINDS I JUST FREED MYSELF FROM THE FLU AND I GOT IT AGAIN IN A WEEK AAAAAAA
>>586938758That 8 is for feng shui purposes
>>586939775super Creep....
>>586939684Soon
>>586939421uf more like oofbut that's unfortunate that your kingu couldn't clutch it in the most important race, I'm sorry
>>586938758It's not great, but I think I'll manage. I only really want Neo Universe from the upcoming umas
>>586939720Take the vitamin C pill, literally. I stopped getting the flu as soon as it got cold when I started taking the mass produced orenji.Too late for you I guess.
Post boyumas
>>586939684it's spelled "spess".
My club didn't start well this monthI foresee a fight against relegation
>>586938758saved for the january gauntlet
>>586939871I mean it was the OG kingu as end closer, not the cheer one, so it was a hard gamble anyway.
>>586939925Brickbro...
>>586939925mambwo...
>>586939705And I am happily looking forward to it. She almost won this time, but my summer Taiki was 1/2 lengths faster.Both of them beat a pace promoted Flower too
>>586939885
>>586938758Only 63k.I'm actually fucked.
>>586939925umacobwo...
>>586939885shore
>>586939853>>586939910Uuuuuuuuuuu
>>586940082SPEESSSSSSS
>>586940123rank 382!mambo starts strong this month!another million fans for mambo!my life for mambo!
>>586939925Man utd bro...
>>586939925TamaLovebwo...
>>586939871Kingu Halo either sucks hard or just decide to win and manage to do it against all oddsSuch is the first-rate way
>>586940359He was so cool in the Helios story...
>>586940268/MUG/ Mambo united general
>>586940264Cant wait to get this dumb plushie myself next year...
finally, shes coming... ryan...
>>586938758I'm so boned
I imagined Fuku being pregnant and it's the funniest shit
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really realy really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
I stole these Currens
>want to pull fo Ramonu SSR, CB, Kris S, Laurel, Neo>60k caratsGrim.
My wife is so gorgeous, bros.
Watch VF win his 21st Plathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh-S-nEXkBM
late surger hours are always so comfy
>>586940957She looks like she's 40
>>586941072Just retire him at the Arima like originally planned why go through all this hullabaloo
The voices on my head are telling me that danchou is gonna kick me out at any moment.
>>58694106140s are the peak feminine age
enjoy your umas while you canI have top secret information that cygames will soon preform mandatory breast reduction surgery on every uma to appease the female fans that feel sexually assaulted and objectified by the jiggle physics in this game
>>586936772That explains why Suzuka VA is fucking hot
I HATE BUILDING RICKEY, WHERE IS THE LUCKY???? PLEASE INHERIT THE SPARKS I
>>586941285move your furniture
>>586941189damn, must suck to be the ones affected. praying for y'all
>>586941184Holy...
>>586941179He performed so badly in the BCC that nips are worried an accident might happen if they force him to run one more time, especially on a different surface.
you think dober would be a MENhera too?
>>586938409>the rapedjust how did Opera O get tagged as a rapist? not that I'm complaining
One day I'll find where this leads
>>586938959>>586939013I'm so horny for bakushin I'm crying
>>586941285you forgot the happy
>>586941285
>>586939879Ah, so that's how I avoided it this year, I've been eating 3 oranges every other day for the past few months
>>586941464everything must be vibecoded please understand
>>586941179I don't know if you remember, but the whole Arima run was with an asterisk of "depends on his condition after BCC"Now, while his performance was weak there, it didn't seem like anything health-wise was wrong, but it's up to them if they want to risk it with another race and the majority of nips I saw commenting on all this was saying that he is too valuable as a future sire and would rather see him safely retire than go for Arima
>>586941635liver & onions works too, but you'd probably like oranges better
>>586941535
>>586941734>>586941438Then just retire him. What's with needing "talks".
>>586941285don't forget to rearrange ur room according to feng shui rules
>>586941773because it's the owner's decision?
>>586941285her name is brickey for a reason
>>586941773>What with the trainer and the owner having a meeting to decide what will happen to their biggest star???You can't be this retarded
>>586941635This is why elevens always eat oranges in the winter
>>586941773Yahagi wants Ebayan to run more. He's probably trying to convince Ebayan's connections to give it one more try.
What did she mean by this?
>>586941189they will also shrink the umas and uma 2 will be based on the golshi manga
>>586941990Mejiro Maker
>>586942028the kamige we will never get...
Orenjis and Doto!
>>586941768>memmy-B>digiridoo>win-dingsok these are actually really Good. waow
>>586941446
>>586942167>t. aliSON
>>586941990I think she wants to extend your contract. Honestly, these Mejiro girls speak in such a roundabout way.
>>586941768>ZRR is nicknamed "ravioli"can we get one of our A10s with a BWC to go dick down the spinster already?
I foresee a decade of humiliation for japanese horses globally and at home10 year gaijin japan cup run incoming
>>586941768>Digiridoowait... isn't she calling digitan a... yknow....
>>586942206>"you're just trying to have a decent conversation with another poster about anything and some faggot will just reply with *rapes u* and it would get me so fucking mad holy shit I'm about to b"one of the best melties I've ever seen, holy shit!
Which uma has the most toned umanko?
>>586942069
>>586942415>10 years of Japan Cup fulfilling its purpose>This is somehow bad
>>586942298on my way
>>586942298>one of our A10s with a BWCWe dont have those
Hay caramba!
>>586942486
>>586938758>he boughtI'm cruising, all according to keikaku
>>586942674Mamhermano...
>>586942674Mambwos...
I am a bit racistwhich /uma/ club is for me?
>>586941771I would pay so badly for a whispering bakushin asmr, the gap moe alone would make me cum
Efforia's biggest fan (Takeshi Yokoyama, Efforia's jockey) rolled for Efforia support card in Uma
>>586942674mambosenor....
>>586942206>the day I downloaded Uma Musume and a week before I discovered /uma/what a blessed thread
>>586942674el mambwo...
>>586942767Mambo!
>>586942767Mambo
>>586941934What? Isn't it tangerines?
Rolling a new account really puts into perspective of how much whales spend the best I did was 4 teio ssrs I need Mejiro wealth
>>586942415No one is raiding Japan nowadays but geldings. Foreign breeders don't see any stud value in winning on cement. They would rather enter any hors with balls in the Breeders Cup or HK races. Now that people are more conservative with travelling, the JC being between the BC and HK races is just badly scheduled for raiders.
waheygoodmorning
>>586942674Mambroder...
Bwos... I'm scared for the future...
>>586942878Mejihag Sexmonu....
>>586941771>>586942069>>586942179>>586942381>>586942560My penis is clearly Bakushin sexual
>>586942674
>>586942767what I mean is that I love races, so a club that does mock races sometimes or something would be neat :)
>>586942674The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 3 (three) people interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>586938758126.6k currentHelios took 40 tickets and 7 tenners
>>586942926I am not lol
>>586942942What a nice girl! She looks like she only has pure thoughts and intentions.
I love the spic mambo meme so much and Im glad I helped create it
>>586942990Mambo
>>586943030caveman mambo is the best
>>586942918Morningu
Mambogeddon was promised to me 300 days ago
>>586942993fuck off, Mambo is full, stop trying to start shitdumb faggot
uh oh melty
they're going to reference tung tung sahur anytime soon aren't they
mamhera
>>586942975You sure?
>>586942942My girlfriend..
>wants Ruby>wants the torena>ignores PalmerThe fuck is her deal?
Romantic Umamusume
>>586943075>>586943075Mambo has been fully conditioned into being a perma A+ club so mambogeddon will NEVER EVER happen.
>>586943254GOD I love foals!
>>586943339Have you seen Ruby?
>>586943202I'm doing a cock tribute to helios and posting it itt if I see the word "lowkirkuinely" ingame in the next 3 months
I knew it was going to be bad but it is worse than I imagine, who do I send my angry letters to? I will be sending the bad words to the lolcowlizers tomorrow after cleaning my colon.
>>586943254now post the kita one please
>free SSR wit card with Plan XAlright, it would be good for me
Stinko or Chiyo guts is worth to use in the deck for next cm?
>Colt>Predicted to go to Hanshin JF as the next racelol
Will uma forever be an inferior im@s?
>>586943506just in time for the sprint CM!
>>586942993Coming back for the upcoming scenario566508065018
weak baitpost some dogshit opinion from twitter instead
>>586943494
>>586943506This card would be pretty nice if not for the 35 specialty. Still a good pick for TT sprint.
>>586943452A cum tribute you mean? Idk what a cock tribute would even be
>>586943598this is a currenspy
How much longer to the next scenario? I'm all burned out on Our Big Show.
I can't believe that I've fapped that hard to Bakushin...
>>586943216I checked for confirmation, yes, it's certain
>>5869437465 weeks, trust
>>586943670his POV
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/532670135/#532681916from the archives today it's a real treat, source of the Opera rapeman these old threads are wild
>>586943598ra....
>>586943689yeah I just misremembered what the name was. anyway my point holds
>>586943738>she's not dense>she just doesn't like PalmerOof.
>>586943820Of course it's a POV picture, it's cropped porn.Dumb Kitasan Black poster.
Good afternoon
Coffee immediately gives me the shits... is something wrong with me? I thought coffee was good for (you)
>>586943909be nice please>>586943929hii
Anyone have a friend with kys miraclechrono is not updating
>>586944009
is guts the reason why this guy wins or it was the cards with better skills. I am cereal asking
>>586944064start using umamoe already
>>586944006Will you settle with him being kinda nice?
>>586943738someone at cyge clearly loves telenovelas because why is there so much bullshit surrounding this faggot?>palmer wants her, doesn't like her back>wants her trainer>wants ruby, who doesn't like her back>ruby and k.s. miracle are in a doomed relationship together due to kei being terminally ill>EVERYTHING about ruby's trainer
>>586944105i dont like the interface it's unfriendly
>>586944098retard
>>586944098he's using meta umas
>>586944090ugh curren chang...
>>586944175I'm sorry... I guess I am unfit to be a trainer after all. I'll submit my resignation today.
I overheard one of my trainee's friends say "What's the worst he could say, no?", and right after she confessed she was in love with me. Obviously I shattered her heart right then and there because the flag was activated
>>586944137I guess>>586944213real it looks so cancer bad
>>586944098>3 meta umasBruh...
>>586944098I have more respect towards the guy that won multiple plats with BNW than pretentious faggots like those.
>>586944098Anon, this guy is whale deluxe. 90% of your power comes from parents.This is like a WoW player saying how profitable is black lotus as he's multiboxing and competing against chinese bot farmers.
>>586944098No it was having 2 pace 1 end and those umas being camping taiki and cheer halo. Guts scaling is basically linear and a better ult/kit has way more effect on success than +200 guts
>>586944098you know this guy farts into his palm and takes a deep whiff afterwards
>>586944059Saved bright is very beautiful
no ttl award
>>586944261It's only sex if you cum straight into her cervix
>>586943968Coffee has something in it that the body responds to by contracting your gut, similar to nicotine, so that's why you need to or feel like you need to shit, it's quite commonNow the quality of your stool is a different matter and you should probably improve your diet, cut down on your pork life mate get some exercise
>>586944574Deshou?
>>586944098yeah bro i'm sure it was because of running guts not the pig piggy deck on 3 meta umas lmao
>>586944719nta but some people are also just genetically sensitive to caffeine and other stimuli. I'm on the opposite of that spectrum where drugs/caffeine don't effect me that much
>>586944006hey, grats on your win
>>586944821Yeah but the same effect can be reproduced with decaf and not with tea, for exampleBut I suppose yeah if you have a reaction to caffeine even outside of coffee, might be that instead
>>586943430Nah, my furniture is too high
>>586944754TOYA
>>586944098>4000 SPReally good parents and good inspirations or fast learner>deckWhale-lite at least>umasMetafaggingGuts has little to do with anything here. My triple late surger aces with shitty parent affinity had less wit + approx half as much guts, and I got 80% win rate anyway
>>586943929
>mommy won>V lostHeh
>>586943075Mambogeddon is cancelled
raisu
>>586944098Being sillius, a bit of both, also meta umas, because he has 500 guts over the majority of people running the CM any dueling will result in him winning, always, and because he has fucking 1k the resulting speed of this is so big in comparison that he might have won matches hitting barely any accel.
What did they change with Helios?
>>586945312they made her gay
>>586945312they gave her skibidi rizz
>>586945312She whips the naenae
>events don't finish on a highrollThis is awful.
>>586945312she tends to speak japanese actually but they changed it to english. idk it's weird
>>586945312they didn't give everyone a free copy of her like they did with Kita and Dia
I'm done being a nice danchou. This is the third time I'm going to address but I'm not even going to address it personally but I'm just going to kick you on the 14th. I actually like safely sitting in A+ without having to worry about 3 dragging us down. I could just kick you now and be done with it but you won't learn your lesson so I'm going to kick you just before the deadline for club reward eligibility. I don't care what club you go to after but I'll make sure you don't get any rewards you fucking freeloaders. Nothing will change when you're gone anyway.
>>586945312she uses millennial speak sometimes
>>586945635Bwo...
Which /uma/ club is the weiiiiest club right now?
b+ is better
>>586945635mambwo...
uh oh neth melty
>>586945635mambchou...
>>586945635
>>586945635Don Mambo...
whore bitch cunt umanko
https://youtu.be/FUg7jP8jscc
>>586945635PLEASE BE MY DANCHOU PLEASE BE MY DANCHOU PLEASE BE MY DANCHOU
>>586945635He's talking about me, isn't he....
>everyone is a mambro again
>>586945635Mein führecho...
Kris stared at me and my heart started racing...
>>586946047we are mambo kirk, we carry the flame
your WAHEY gonna get WAHEY'D by beach ntr bros
>>586946065Understandable
>>586946065>My Heart started racingis My Heart an umamusume too?
>>586945635tamadanchou....just kidding we have more than 3 dudes dragging us down
Foreign umas.White women.Fearful.
umanko texture
>>586945635>there's a good chance this is my danchou
>>586937559Smoking, yes.
>>586946272A british one
>>586946065She has that effect on people
>>586946065Yeah that's because brown is not good for you! You keep staring at her and you'll get ill.
I need that with umashttps://x.com/SabreF86/status/2118561777567125943
>>586943560Behind imas, on par with bandori, but still better than most raibus
bakufuck fakushin
>>586946047Since the last gibs I nyoooticed that at least 20 out of 30 from mambo do actually post here frequently, so calling them mambwos do have a high chance of being right indeed.
>>586945635mambodanchou did this and he's still traumatic from it...
>>586946487This is misinformation. Doctors recommend a healthy dosage of brown daily
>>586946619ackshually it's sakufuck bakusex fucko
Please remember Machan's body
Kris S is so ugly
the way haru urara shakes and jitters from overexcitement is so cute I love her
I am the only mambro and Kris S poster here btw
I snacked and didn't drink my water
>>586946643The average man doesn't know how much brown is too much and get overdosed to death in brownThis makes brown umas big sadDon't dieConsume your browns in moderation
i hate being awake i hate being alive i hate breathing i like umamusumes
>get home>turn on pc (why is it off??)>blue screen>your windows needs to be repaired press f1 for...>turn it off >turn on again>boots normally nowhmm... ohayo /uma/
He's mambwo, you are mambwo, I'M >mambwoARE THERE ANY OTHER MAMBWOS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
>>5869387581,500 paid and 128,604 free, post-Helios.I got lucky on Tachyon this summer and I've been particularly well-behaved, though. Pretty much only pulling with pinkies since Daiichi Pow.
Kick back and chow down!
>>586946785>>586946694Dont...say...that...
>>586946859Cygames is mambwo
>>586946715>mfw everyone looks at my daughter with eyes of pure whimsy without knowing my baby is growing in her as we speak
I am the Mambwo
>>586944915TY!!
>>586945635rice danchou...
>>586945635>missing out on recruiting a 600M and 400M earners mindbroke your danchou who is now going on a rampage against flattiesThis club will now implode or become a S-rank next month. No in between
>>586947080I told the thread that a club would fall and nobody believed me
If at least 3 nearby runners activated an acceleration skill, steal momentum from a moderate duration.If you also were an overtake target recently, slightly kick forward
numerous escape goats
supiki samba
meow
>>586944098I used the uma.moe race simulator to check his projected WR against mine (and 2nd place from my finals) with his guts stats as is vs his guts set to 700. His Taiki's and Halo's WR drop 2pp each (from 37% and 17%), so basically no difference. The change in guts is only meaningful on his Oguri, with WR dropping from 17% to 5%. Oguri also just so happens to be the least meta of his aces.
>>586947585thats a hors not a cat
>>586947585cat umas are real
GUSHHH GUSHHH
My trainee is just assuming we're going to get hitched when she graduates but I don't want to...
>>58693875831k. Coul roll for Helios, but Ramonu is more important. I could also roll for the gyaru banner, but I also need to roll for the Bobo wit card to train her and Palmer. I'm a patient man. I can wait for 2.5 anniversary for the selector and the daily legend races.
The last poll showed there were at least 102 Mambros ittHow is that even possible?
>>586947716AI bro, please. Remake this but with Taiki.
>>586947604If you made his team in haku, send the link of the lobby so I can test vs mine
>>586947738You only need to tell her you think farming simulator sucks and she will get the ick so hard you will be lucky she doesn't quit racing right away.
>>586947738Why is she telling me she loves dick? That's highly inappropriate
>be a functioning, well-adjusted man>Creek has no interest in (You)
I love cryers
>>586947851I'll tell her that those work simulator games are cringe...haha...
>>586938758I have my pull plan ready til Ramen cup
>>586943254>>586943670patreon page or what give source
>1/2
>>586947604So he just wasted the parent sparks in guts isntead of maxing pwr? lmao
>>586948124>25,900 paid
>>5869481512/2
>>586940941How many rainbow crystals did you save up? That's around 850-950 pulls for Neo Uni's expected date, so you would need to get lucky.You already have 400 pulls saved up, and the 2nd anniversary missions will give a bunch of carats. If you only pull 400 on Ramonu, you can use 2 crystals for an MLB. But you might need to stop pulling for a full 200 on either Kris S or Laurel if you get them earlier.
>>586947187>wake up>open spoiler>it's sirius>i'm happy>>586947806Cute!
Flash is a white woman so would have worse B.O. compared to her Japanese peers.As her trainer, you must not bring attention to the fact that Flash is noticeably smellier than the other umas.
>>586948219Wife materialLover materialCumdump materialBj slave materialNaizuri slave materialRimjob slave materialCan watch
>>586948219shouldn't digitan be in the womanlet group
i dont like frash
>>586948309I'll prioritize ramonu, see how that goes, and choose one between the umas.
>>586948445
>my only silver CM is Aquarius >next CM is dirt slop and final GL
>>586938758How do people have so much saved up? Did you start from day 1?Before you ask for dumb shit about me, I always spent multiples of 200 on support cards, and rarely pull on umas.
>>586948637Yeah day 1 and didnt roll much. Also daily pack since that day
>>586948637every roll matter in a bonsai game. dont waste a single roll in trying ur luck
>>586948632if you put in a modicum of effort you should be able to get A finals easilymany people will be giving up and coasting until GM
>>586948637there was this looooooooooooooooong period in M*NT with 0 cards or umas worth rolling (including the main banner) so people who played then easily have a free 80k+ stashed
I WANT TO SMELL AN UMAMUSUME'S ASS
>>586945635This club can be easily identifiable btwIf that is really a danchou posting this, obviously
>>586948637day 1 and no snacking on daily rolls. Also, have a pull plan and stick with it.
filly pussy
>>586948219Vivlos is not loli-like at allretarded jap tierlist
Will the medium CM be on the next scenario?
>>586948805thats also the problem i was just preparing parent for wonder acute + 2 debuffer. not trying that hard I just wanted to run granny...
>>586948982I NEED TO BREED HERRRR
>>586948869>easily identifiableThe only club I can identify is my club if a drama poster doesn't spell it out for me I'd never know.
>>586948637I havent spent any carats since Tachyon and I have gotten up to 100k since then. I think I had less than 200 pulls after that banner
>>5869482191. Nishino2. Rice3. Gran4. Samson Big5. Windyt. Cunny connoisseur
oh man its going so well
>>586948637i bet your definition of "rarely" differs greatly from that person's
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>586948637>and rarely pull on umas.
log bon wahey>>586948981yesit's a throne CM too
>>586945635>>586948869>I actually like safely sitting in A+ without having to worry about 3 dragging us downSo this is a club who is not safe right now, I'll consider as not safe any club below rank 350. And I'll consider a flattie whoever has less than 7.5M (1.5M/day) at this point. That leaves us with:>Mambo, has 4 flatties>Bricked, has 9 flatties (lol)>Autis/uma/ has 3 flatties>Tamalove, has 9 flatties (lmao)uh oh
>>586948637I started 1 month in and just havent rolled on too many banners. I saved most of my carats since Unity since neither MANT nor GL have had anything worth going all out for. The only banner I have gone to 400 for since the first Kitasan run is Tachyon and thats because I got 2 copies in the first 200 so I thought might as well MLB her.That and better discipline. I've played a few gachas before and while I made some mistakes in the early days of uma because I didnt expect to stick with the game (100 pulls on the OG Brian banner and got nothing), I have been really good with not impulse rolling after making a detailed pull plan that goes all the way to current JP.
How many days until V.Ines, frontbros? I do not care for the fake zoomer front. She doesn't have front exclusive skills.
Day 1 bros, ww@?
oh no no no sisters
>>586949675>had to miss a week because they locked me up in a mental asylum last yearfuckkkk
>>586949675koko
That’s a lot of rice.
>>586949868>>586949868>>586949868>>586949868
>>586949621>doesn't have front exclusive skills>is a literal bignigbut like next week, a little bit before zoomzoom's banner ends
I love fuku
>>586949506Pettanlove...
>>586949963same
I hate Fuku.
I'm done being a nice danchou. This is the third time I'm going to address but I'm not even going to address it personally but I'm just going to kick you on the 14th. I actually like safely redeeming all the sprint shoes at reset without having to worry about 5 of you always claiming all of them. I could just request dirt sashes and brick you but you still won't learn your lesson so I'm going to kick you just before the deadline for club reward eligibility. I don't care what club you go to after but I'll make sure you don't get any rewards OR SHOES you fucking sole sniffing fucks. Nothing will change when you're gone anyway.
>>586950058take it back
>>586949801Did the first kitasan banner go that bad?
>>586945635im going to get kicked aaaaa
Not only do I hate Fuku, I hate Suzuka as well.Fuck orange horses.
>>586949801you can tell that it clearly didn't cure anything as you're still here.
>>586949675heck yeah
I didnt realize aoharu half tp also has double rewards
Rickey!Lucky!Feng Shui-Key!
>>586945635I wish my danchou didn't backpedal and was based like this
>>586950030Imagine licking this and realize it's all completely flat and barren EXCEPT for a small budding blossom indicating where you're supposed to suck and nibble, where your future children will be fedMan that's so fucking sexy
>>586938758looking good!
>>586947585Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
>>586950058i love fuku (her voice is silly)
Is groundwork worth it on pace chasers? Did I fall for bait when I looped it in to my parents?
>>586950461When it works, it works wondersWhen it doesn't, it's not dead weight
>>586950461groundwork is good on fronts and pacesuma stan is good on lates and ends
I'm going to take a bath. I take it with the next Uma posted.
>>5869387580 paid, around 99k free
>>586950187That was actually around the halloween Rice & Creek banners, had to miss the CM that I prepared for, too
>>586950541
German milk soon...
>Lose against Halloween Doto in earlier finals>Lose against Yamamin Zephyr in Capricorn>Realize I'm starting to hold a grudge against the actual characters in gameHmm.
All flatliners are my alt accounts btw
and when are we getting fat miracle?
>>586950646doto is evil so its ok
>>586950394sorry I have tics...
Wait, are they reducing our speed cap next scenario?
>>586950586you posted 2 umas
sex with boyfaggots
First G2 for 2YOs this year in 16 hours
>>586950708Yeah to 1500, but you'll have more sp and all of your other stats will be higher
>>586950646You're WEAKYou lack HATRED
>>586950807Groovens? what a silly name
Currensisters are sleeping
>>586950519As in makes you get lucky pace?
>>586950708
>>586950880I'm working and there's nothing interesting going on
>>586950817>Friendship training to stop being so soft hearted engage
nyo... people don't want sprinter parents anymore... don't leave me!
>>586950956Good thing I have some nice 9* speed sparks
>>586950873He is from the Air Groove line
>>586950880drama harvest is over, bestie
>>586951104Groovy
>>586950597I wonder how her tits stay so incredibly firm yet soft, despite everything I've done to them.
>>586951064i've been getting consistent borrows of my sprint parent from people doing fan/loopa runs
>>586951104>the momhttps://youtu.be/XrRqiLPTVrs
>>586950461Groundwork on pace is still good even when there are fronts. You get to smell the failed fronts ass and overtake them early
>>586951205Mine is kind of a weird thing that isn't great for loopa. It just happens to have two good inherits for the recent CM and some alright stuff in its lineage, with a few sprint sparks and 9* power. It's far from optimal but if you need certain things it was a good choice.
>>586950880*burps*drama was more than enough this month
Was Helios always this gay?
Marche's second foal, Stanislas, is debuting today in Kyoto's 6th race
So cute
>>586951523yessu. irl horsie was bricked up when racing the irl wooby
Ah, eto…
>>586951608fuck off, pizza
>I have borrows, maybe I should look for something better than what I made>put the blue and pinks I need and I'll go from there>first result is my own parentfufufufu
i originally resented ruby a lot because paama deserves her bestie but once i saw it was a unrequited conga line pama helios ruby kys i found it funny
>>586951523She has always been thirsty af for Ruby, but aside from that, I don't think so?
I feel like I get Fast Learner 3x as often during Independent Training. Am I crazy?
I love my wife.
me when fillies
Based Machan got me plat from gate 8. Good hons.
Which umas are mostly for (you) in this yuri game?
guess I will have to add meow to the filter toothe tranny gets uppity after winning once in 21 cm
The Daiwa people can borrow from me has 9* stam 2 mile 1 long for Oguri's Arima Kinen with a Pasa grandparent.I wonder if anyone will use it?
This place would be so funny with flags, imagine that...
>>586951770you queue up runs like 5x as much when you clank
>>586951818
>>586951951who said meow? I am enjoying my tea chillmaxxing and I did not see anyone sperging out
>>586952052instead it's funny its funny with fags
jongers?
>>586952052one of my biggest shocks ever was learning that some of the worst shitposters in this website were euros
>>586949506tamalove is becoming middle-class? lore fucking accurate lmao
Curren look so bald without her ear covers
>>586952052flags are nice that and bring back the ip count
>>586951903i feel bad that i luckshitted her and couldnt make a decent one in time, good to see so many Machans winning tho. Gj Machan bwo!
>>586952148kurwei
>>586952642DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What happened to Helios is completely justified.OG Gyaru are defined by their tanned skin while new zoomer gyaru's just have colored hair and nails done, so zoomer gyaru's should use zoomer lingo as a humiliation ritual for butchering gyaru aesthetics.
>>586952642newcutie...
>>586949240no midgame shinko guts didn't finish
>>586952726We'll never have an uma as perfect as her...
Nice, got my retarded wife pretty quickly.
>>586952052I'm from a small enough country that you might as well put a trip on me instead of a flag and I don't want to become a personality here
I don't trust the new members danchode recruited. They look weird.
>>586952102>who said meow?the tranny>I did not see anyone sperging outone guy did a wall of text over it
>>586950695January probably. December is 2nd Anni, Ruby and Kris S.
flags make everything worseinstead or occaisional flare ups of poltardism, every other comment is about someones flag rather than their postt. /sp/artan
Which hints am I supposed to prioritize for Weeii?
Gonna sound like an idiot here, but is there a way to get an SS rank on auto runs for Unity? I've been trying to make a dirt parent with Oguri and between doing different combination of 10-18 G1 races, using MLB Cards/borrowing Fuku, telling them to focus on STA, etc she refuses to hit the bursts and keeps getting locked in midway through A+.
>>586952964jordanriver bwo...
Any very easy to umas to make? I wanna slack this CM, so I'd only do 2-3 runs for one ace + bring double dom
>>586953118Oguri Cap
>>586952983I like our newdacchi, he is chatty and seems like a nice person, blended in quickly
>>586953118go to your uma list and take a screenshot
>>586938481>King Haloyes
https://x.com/NewbieNoodles/status/2118661935453667831
>>586952983that's what being in uma&co does to peoplethey'll heal
>>586953118Haru Urara will bring home the bestest prize
>>586953076if you own fuku or throne you could try using both for max ranksloppa
>>586953261This is how sisters are made trust me
>>586953076Don't think so. You can hit SS in manual if you go for a >1100 600 >600 600 >600 stat line, you should get a lot of good hints and the runs are relatively short
>>586952050Cute Big Dork.
Welcome to your second home, torena-sama
>>586953076digitang
>>586953261I'm not logging into umatter sis
I can see it
200+ umas ready to breed and you choose the gay and retarded one
12* Dirt 2* Medium & this is the second Medium inspo today
I want to take a pipe to Teio’s legs.
>>586953076It's hard or almost impossible to get SS while doing 20+ races in unity unless you play manually
>>586953284yeah they will heal like this
I want to rub my pipe on Teio's inner thighs
>>586952796Explain the thought behind 564
I want to be the pipe in Teio's legs
>>586953882you mean the femur?
>>586953939YesThe one that doesn't break
tubby
Who you gonna take on a date today fellow trainers?I'll give my Cm participants a treat. Yesterday was impregnation night for my winner
>>586953868I didn't have anything any other midgame/late game skill to buy
Come on, Teio, just a little puff from the pipe. You will like it.
>the only *m*m* leak in over a month and it gets spammed to all hellyou guys are obsessed
>>586954062I’ll break you
Carnival is the worst fucking event in the game. Too much menu navigation for some bullshit rewards. Please tell me they eventuallt let you do multi-races for this.
>>586953076no
>>586954284What a siriusly beautiful madam!
what's the minimum amount of green skills needed for rickey's skill to actually be viable?
I forgot to do a second outing yesterday, is my account bricked?
>>586954284I'd start sucking on her boobs instead
>>586954357Leak something else then
>>5869544416 or 7
>>586954357gushhh gushhh
>>586954603
>>586954441idk cause i don't have rickey
>>586952380>uncovered himba earslewd>>5869544413-4,5,6base of 0.15 velocity then 0.5 velocity/accel per bracket of greens
>>586954441>>586954675I'm not lying
>>586950461its good to have, but then you also need something to trigger it.
>>586954770the "or 7" is a lie
>>586954750base of 0.25 velocity, my bad
I swear it's easier to get carats from fanruns in GL than unity
>>586954770oh
>>586954879If you're gonna invest so much in greens why not get a 7th? It's free stats on discount
>>5869544415 or 63 if you run late rickey
>>586952148yosshhh IKOU
>>586955153
wow pedo slop
>>586955243we love ai borderline illegal images here
sluuuuuuuuurp
Secret of the day: You're great
>>586950597germanbwo
>>586955608I only believe the sweet whispers of Fatco
When i started playing umamusume i used this card a lotAnd i always thought woman on picture is mid 30 woman-trainer who trains umas
sex
>was grinding bobo's legend race>got spooked during helios pullsonly needed one transfer so it worked out
we should all go to mcdonalds and ask for the gyaru burger
>>586955828Makes sense, she doesn't look like she'd be a good racer herself.
>>586954357fuck off V
how do I stop snacking I won't have enough for Ramonu, I rolled for Helios and I want Ines and Stinko too aaaaiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>586955153Crazy how Dia was cute, is cute, and will continue being the cutest. She really is a Diamond.
Mejihag Sexmonu
>>586955739Love yourself nigga, enjoy life nigga.
>>586956025You're almost already fucked. Learn some impulse control for the scenario after GM
Don't forget to do your daily pulls!
tomato kai
>>586956025You know what you have to do
>>586956131remember to save 20 daily pulls for Ramonu and you will save 2k carats
>>586955989This is a false flag. I would never defend 2mama.
>>586956242But the thread's resident indonesians told me that you lose if you spend?!? Could the permanently impoverished third worlders be wrong?
>>586956107I will for you, my beloved umadol!
>>586956242
Endbros for CM22 do I borrow:Sweepy card>skill does nothing if rushedOr Ruby card>power card
>>586956421sweepy because leap forward is enough
>>586956406You spend 1k carats for 20 rolls20 rolls cost 3k carats3k - 1k = 2k carats saved
>>586952998>>586951951uh oh V meltywhere's your capricorn title
>>586956025Take the beating up special ed kids in open league pill
>i have no good parrents for ends and lates for next cmWhat to do... There is no Cheer kingu with Mile and stam sparks on umamoe...
>>586956365Pretty sure he has more plats than you already, "JP vet"
>>586956089hagLOVEI hate that I can't post seethe against her anymore because .y magic numbers told me she'll brick me if I do
>>586956242The 20 days of waiting to spark is a slog... Hopefully at least we already get 3LB before the road to the 2nd spark
curren wtf
Surely there are uma doujin with this feeling and I just suck at finding them right
>>586956870One spark is enough if you have crystals
>>586956970They are for the horse yakuza eyes only now
>>58695697090% of the uma doujin ive read suck, good luck finding anything good AND specific.
>>586956421Yaeno guts
>>586956714Embrace it, anon
>getting skinwalked againCute.
>>586957273YADA
>>586957421neck yourself
>>586956970korean gachas are so disgusting, gooks truly are the people with the least sense of identity to ever live
>>586957227>agemasen card
i was raped to death by mob umamusumesit could happen to you toobecome a torena today
>>586957490t. indog larping as english speaker playing a japanese game
>>586956421wooby
>>586953331>>586953383>>586953525>>586953761>>586954393Thanks
>>586956925Would Curren Chan really milk her trainer before and after every race and training session?
>>586953063Anyone?
>>586957852they're both mid race golds man it doesnt matter
>>586957852i dont have wei...
>>586957852ypu can build her any wei you want
>>586957490how do you even know it's gookish
>>586957852Her entire kit is good, the slipstream into gold is a good start.
>>586957852what do you mean prioritizeyou buy both at the end of her career like everyone elseif you mean with hint books, then you should use them on characters that have generic, expensive skills (especially skills that need a double circle before the gold)
>>586957124>>586957201I guess i can only pray for AI to solve this issue
>>586957952japanese gachas are grindy and chinese gachas are empty, but gook gachas are grindy, empty, and nothing but fanservice
hokko tarumae's dextrous umanko
>>586956692i have one that i use as a statstick for building grandparents because her whites are shit
>>586958078You can always make them yourself before the AI bubble bursts for real this time
Daitaku on my Helios
>>586958180You'll get it when you're older Nishino
>>586958227she hawk tuah on my torepi
>>586958180yes you dumb bitchcause im not a pedo
My Mejiro in my Palmer
how come this thread, the one always crying about localizers, isn't the place throwing a fit about Helios having brainrot slang this time
>>586958084AL?
Thoughts on this uma?
>>586958484>>586958484>>586958484>>586958484
>>586958414this thread is not the one crying you prob want to check crying central >>>/vm/uma
>>586958196>AI bubble burstswhy would this affects my ability to make AI slop?You mean to get gpu/vram now before it worsen? Or before AI tools become locked or unavailable?
>>586956421>20% spd growthRuby>no/10% speed growthSweepy + leap
>>586958496my "gifted kid syndrome" wife!!!!
>>586958608There are enough models online so AI tools will always be accessible for you to use, so the tools won't be locked for personal useThe issue is getting the device to handle all your needs, yes, considering the price of electronics is gonna go higher than the holocausts redacted numbersIf you don't have it, sites dedicated to creating it for you are a thing, but if the business goes POOF even those might disappear (maybe not all of them, just the huge companies that scammed investors into spending billions just to lose trillions)
>>586934581>uglyI'm white and blonde and lift.>poorYeah.>short6'2">stinksOnly in a good way>no hair in the headMy hair is long though. But I have the vegeta hairline.>hair in all the wrong placesI shave though.>pasty and flaking skin from no sunlightNo my skin is beautiful and white because of no sunlight.>ghoulish eyesNo I have a good sleep schedule for my fitness hobbies>schizoNo just autistic. >4chan chudYeah so? Women like a bad boy. They want to fix me.>virgin, no sex experience, can't please a woman.I have unironically shot over 1000 loads into pussies in my life.I am claiming Suzuka's smelly shoes and there's nothing you can do about it.
