Exilecon Extended Non-Tubbed Hype Edition[PoE 1]>Covens of Umbrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrqHag06Qds>Curse of the Allflamehttps://www.pathofexile.com/allflame>3.29.3b Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-post/26841440[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Forbidden Riteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3999858>0.5.5e Patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/4009785Registerhttps://pathofexile2.com/registerResourceshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtPrevious tub: >>586882676
Tub of Excrement II
Big day for poe1keks getting fifteen (15) minutes of stage time for the big 3.3
This is the only good post that will be in this thread
tubspammer is brat & malfoid
https://poe2db.tw/us/Heist - BlightProbably tota on top of that. Unironically the worst mechanics I don't even know what I expected. I hope they are at least fun now.
comparison is the thief of joy
>>>/wsg/6262864
>>586944035>>586943928These were all from poe1 and just retained the league tags based on their release set or item names.
>he is a jingakh
>he is THE tubspammer
Bootlicker troon is obsessed with the idea that if GGG x then doomchads y It doesn't work like that lil sissyWe were already vindicated by the graphPoo2 graph points DOWNWARDS After the big jump in players on 1.0 release, the future player graphs will point DOWNWARDS
>>586944156>xhe is a gaijin
What if GGG announces a delay to 2027 at exilecon?That would be funny.
>>586944284>doomchadsi call them doomTroons
>>586944284UH BUT WE HAD ONE MONTH OUT OF ALL OF EA THAT WAS ABOVE THE GRAPH SO IT'S NOT CORRECT CHUD
>>586944379Delay and launch POE Mobile. That'll make my day. Also POO2 EOS kek
>>586944505
Post correspondence from the Chinese forums.
>>586944505>>586944636
>>586944702he explained it really well in this every patch is a mini game release for them and the graphs do look like a single player game release
>tr/a/nny poster
poe1 peaked years ago and has been in a decline ever since.
>>586944971buy the dip
>>586944838in the example he gave their peaks were not receeding though. >>586944971>pretending you don't know what happenedinstead of one game that was doing well they are now sitting on 2 turds1 can be great agamin, 2 will never be great
doomtroons seem silent todaywhat happened?
>>586945063this is not a buy the dip situation.
>>586944971what happened 2 years ago to poe1, i wonderoh yeah that's right, they had an almost one year long content "break"
>>586945076>in the example he gave their peaks were not receeding though.because he has all the data that you dont retard concerning playerbase
>>5869450761 will be eos'd. 2 is already great.
>>586944971that second line really doesn't fit, Settlers breaks your line, your dooming fails
>>586943867I dont even remember blight what was it? Was it the one that was like tower defense shit, then yeah I dont wanna see it at all.They better rework heist completely for PoE2 it sucked, I really hope its not same. The idea isn't bad but it was badly executed.
>>586945239you can clearly tell they are concerned with poo2 though. have you seen his interviews?
the reason I hate joanthan is that he doesn't care about making a good game. he would be fine with someone playing the game for 15 minutes and quitting as long as that person bought a pack.that's his design philosophy, marketing based development. no passion for the game just >money please
>>586945327retard
>>586945320yeah it was the tower defense shit but at least its a in-map mechanic. having to leave maps for expedition, heist, temple is giga cancer. all I want is mindless alch&go mapping.
>>586945310>the poe2 line is okay even thought it was blown out by 0.5>the poe1 line is wrong even though settlers breaks it
>poo2 is just a bunch of pretty trailers to sell gamesjonathan's recent talk gave this chad even more credit
>>586945393didn't say anything about poe2..
>>586945390Well i am tired of fucking TD shit overall, I dont even know if its possible to make it better it will basically be same shit almost.Heist might be reworked in a good way, so hoping for that. So no news of Delve?
>>586945475this is the poe2 general though
>>586945445>larping as GGG employee>being completely wrong in the very first sentence>samefagging years latercan't make this shit up
>>586945445>jeet lies on the internet for +1 izzatmany such cases
>>586945593you should make an actual poe2 thread, /poe2g/
>>5869445051.0 is the last cope left, where player count will spike. Doesn't matter if it's 600k or 2 milThe game is crashing in the futureThey should have planned for this and made a good and fun game. But I digress..
>>586945593poe1 and anime general, poe2 is merely tolerated
>>586945653uhh it says right there that he isn't a jeet, he is "asian", but all the jeets that work at ggg are super based and smart and handsome and all the wh*te people are dump transgenders.
>>586945663so you can invade it 2 weeks after the newest poe1 league dies? I always argued for having 2 separate generals but the last time we had one for each game poe1 died fast and the illegal migrants came into poe2's general.
>>586945825/thread
>>586945634he was right about everything. the fact that you can't even tell what he was wrong about is glaring.
>>586945634haha I made this post a few years ago
>>586945989i only watched this because i assumed she was gonna take her clothes off half way throughi am disappointed
>they made the poo2promises before knowing if they can deliverlmao
>>586945898>poe2 development literally stopped during heistis already a confirmed lie, retard.
>>586945445You can see from just the 1st post that he isn't lying. The whole thing about "day one hype" rings true even when you look at the player graphs They aren't making a game, they are working on selling you the idea of a hypothetical game.1.0 will peak then the game will start losing players at a record rate, shit bricks, fumble and die (only whales will keep it afloat)
We are going live in 6 hours. Bros im hyping I feel like that excited lil hands girl with autismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R11c6LDnCFw
>>586945320Don't worry they're adding crouch just for. First you dodgeroll then you have to dodgeroll long press into the crouch animation
>>586946205>They aren't making a game, they are working on selling you the idea of a hypothetical game.i mean jonathan has basically said this very thing about how they develop poe: market first, develop later. why else would EA have lasted this long?
>>586946090stop being a gooner
>Jonathan has a fucking talk about how the game is a scam>NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE JUST A DOOMER IT'S NOT A SCAMmark twain moment
>>586946321>why else would EA have lasted this long?Just add in the fact that having all classes and weapon types after these 2 years would be >zooomgs, le hype>poggers>>586946370I am a white, blue eyed ChristianYou are a bootlicker troon, about to be drafed for the Donets basin and popcorned
PoE2 won, bigly.
>>586946572that talk is basically just an updated version of the talk chris gave at GDC back in 2019
Just 6 more hours until PoE 1 is SAVED! I can't fucking wait.
>>586946690Chris never said "Make the marketing first, develop the game later."Chris talked about pillars and princples and shit, and jonathan is talking about hype people up, sell copies. That's a big difference
/ourqueen/ is back
>>586946724true and mazepilled
>>586946378>look them up>they do porni knew my vibes were right
>>586946807>That's a big differenceno, not really. ggg have been doing the same shit for along time.
5h30m to kill. what are we supposed to do
>>586946952You mean since after the first exilecon? Yep, that's when jonathan took over and chris checked out. And that's when the tub game got made.
>>586946278try not being a faggot
>>586946724>that poe2 patch 1.1 peakkek
>>586947019first off, jonathan wrote the gdc talk with chris. literally the first thing chris said. second.. well shit.
lmao you hopefags are so gulible, it's incredible. Jonathan literally said he was fleecing you, and all you guys need to do is listen.
>A CASCADE OF KINO teehee
WE DID IT BROS!!!! WE GOT ANOTHER PIXEL!!!!!!!!! THE BOAR IS SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT!!!!!!
Uh oh, complete Poowunner melty!
>>586947041Nothing gay with being a bit excited. Let me have my bloomer feels for exilecon which will be one of the best ones so far because of 1.0
Jonathan assraped you so hard, you've been seething for years.
>>586947169jonathan is based, he fleeced a bunch of cuck faggot poowunners so he could make his dream game. now cry about how long settlers league was.
>The draft dodger of Donetsk is using words that don't exist again
>PoE 1 numbers started going up when Neon took over development>rewrite history to make it seem like it was because of your epic marketing skillClassic Chris and Jonatroon. Memba when Chris said in 2018 that he was going to use his legendary management skill to get PoE 2 act development time down to 3 months per act and it took 4 years per act? I memba.
>letting exilecon spoil the surprise discovering new stuff while playing is more fun
>>586946969do a cold dot 4stone run
>>586947262like it or not this is what a successful and healthy long term game looks like.
>>586947616i'd rather pass a kidney stone than play poopshitsloptrasheos the first.
>>586947595don't worry, they won't spoil you anything. There is barely any worthwhile content
>>586947710>they won't spoil you anything.
lmao you faggots listened to the talk and didn't connect it to jonathan overpromising with poo2 and hopelessly underdelivering on the game he sold you SEVEN years ago.you deserve all of it.
>>586947690This but poop2
I hope china leak the source codes
>>586948109>tubjeet is mad again
>>586947262
Post more exilecon midgets
>>586948109what did he overpromise? he said months ago that they might not have all classes ready for 1.0. you are just having a melty because 1.0 is the full release.
Get hyped for poe 1
>>5869489106-12 month beta turned to 24 monthsall mtx carry over turned to who knows watfull release turned to god knows whatgood campaigne turned to dogshit campaign
>>586948910>"we'll release when it's done and everyone is happy"his own marketing lies have finally caught up to him
>>586948954lol. lmao
>>586948993sounds like sabotage
>5 (five) hrs remaining5 (five) hrs remaining>5 (five) hrs remaining5 (five) hrs remaining>5 (five) hrs remaining5 (five) hrs remaining
>>586949183a huge load of self sabotage, all courtesy of yours truly
Is this gonna be the f2p release?
>>586949183cant stand it. i know you planned it
>>586949390yeah
>>586949323five hours remain until one hour remains!
poe2's first and third act are the worst of any arpg and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
good news for wunners: there's still time to go buy a fresh box of diapeys before the livestream starts
poe2's first and third act are the best of any arpg and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>586949696poo2 sucks in general
>>586949696>1st actPoE2's first act is probably the best act an any RPG period>3rd actYeah that shit sucks and fucks like chuck's.
>>5869496962nd act is worse than both those desu
>>586949819see >>586948672
POOWUN EOS TONIGHT!
bad news for wunners: there's no time to go buy a fresh box of diapeys before the livestream starts
>>586949696>1st actPoE2's first act is probably the worst act an any RPG period>3rd actYeah that shit rocks and fucks like chuck's.
Every poo2 fan will get hyped, then the patch comes out and reality sets in
>>586949696according to jonathan, act 1 is still 'too fast' for him to keep up
Ya know, it's gonna be weird not having you around after tomorrow tubby. Remember, it's lengthways not sideways
they are shifting a lot of your character power from gear to the atlas tree to make the campaign progression more enjoyable.
Every poo2 fan will get upset, then the patch comes out and reality sets in
>>586950203>0.2why are transgender doomoids always stuck in the past?
>>586950361>character power>atlas tree
>>586950423poo2turds were defending 0.2 in their eternal cognitive dissonance albeit
>>586950203>0.2why are heterosexual joyers always stuck in the present?
>>586950423because 0.2 is where ggg wants to take the game
>>5869504790.2 was 18 months ago
>>586950479>poo2turds >not poo2rdsyou had one job.. the 'tu' is already in 2
>>586950479
you faggots are actually defending the fantasy jonathan has sold you, even though the actual game is nothing like the thing he said you were gonna get.this is crazy.
make sure your twitch accounts are connected :)
>>586950895he promised an arpg better than poe1 and he deliveredpromises made, promises kept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=augsDu8B8DUDid you see this?
you heteros are actually abandoning the fantasy jonathan has sold you, even though the actual game is everything like the thing he said you were gonna get.this is sane.
make sure your twitch accounts are disconnected :)
the amount of collective delusion defending the guy who scammed you is wildsomeone will study this in a postmortem.
>>586950361>>586950465Sounds exactly like something orange migger would say and ggg try to doatlas node: >if you take a savage in hit while below 3% maximum hp you have a 20% chance to defend with 105% of your defences >monsters have +15% damage
they don't care, they just wanna own the poe1chuds. they rather eat shit than play a good game.
the amount of scattered reality abandoning the guy who helped you is wildnobody will study this in a postmortem.
0.2 was the same as release, yet during release you were slurping jonathan's cum
>>586950203>NOOOOOOOOOO WHY AREN'T I BOOMING THE ENTIRE SCREEN AT LEVEL 30?!
>>586951012Maybe on opposite day he did deliver
POOP
>>586951602me when I cope
>>5869445252jeets will never recover from this smug face
Who came up with the idea of POE mobile? Chris or Jonathan?
>>586951602bro there is a difference between booming the entire screen and having to auto-attack white mobs 10 times before they go down. wouldnt you agree?
I have no keyboard and I must post
>>586951830what hiding 3 children in the basement does to a motherfucker
>>586945989I wanna fuck this clussy
>>586951930Chris
>>586949696I like act 1 if only for geonor. The rest of the acts are thematically and narratively dogshit though. They borrowed far too much from d2 "chase the mcguffin" for it to feel like a genuine storyline. There's no real memorable or gruesome zones, no body piles like in a3 poe1, etc. Just feels bland. I was hoping with improved graphics and tech we'd see really wild and gross horror kino or something bt even d2 smith is scarier than anything in poo2
>>586950203what trannies will defend just to own someone who wnants a good game
>>586951931Show her pussy.
>>586951930china most likely.
>>586952065>There's no real memorable or gruesome zones, no body piles like in a3 poe1anon... act 3 is poe2 is like 70% dead bodies.
>>586952065poe setting was at its best when it was distant from maori crap (act 1-3)
>>586952241there are objectively at least double the amount of dead bodies in act 3 poe1 than act 3 poe2.
>>586951931you are acting weird rn. stop that
>>586952241there's literally 1 zone in act 3 with dead bodies and thats doryanis chambers or whatever. And it isn't even particularly grotesque. It's just this sort of cliche and tongue in cheek body laser crap.
so do we know what the league is going to be?WE HEISTAN?
ggg only makes good content when they don't put high effort in it. the more effort they put in, the worse the content gets, because they start to polish it over and over and that is never a good thing
>>586952283Yeah, it's so goofy. Just focus on the medieval and gothic shit. Who asked for tribal stuff?
>>586952372lil sis actually hasn't played act 3yikeroonies
>>586952283i imagine NZ required them to put cultural dei slop into their games for tax breaks or something. The maori shit is way overdone and cringe. No one cares about niggers swinging clubs around decrying muh ancestors. feels forced
>he's posting on cooldown again
>>586952390I've got something for you to polish right here*unzips*
>>586952459if you are trying some false equivalence between dead bodies and zombie enemies then you are retarded
>>586952629that's a cute little knob
let's review the complaints about poe2:>act 2 has a mcguffin (it doesn't)>there aren't enough corpses in the act where thousands of corpses are piled like firewood>racism
>>586952389perandus coin basically confirmed heist in the shadow teaser, but today's datamined update shows blight see >>586943928I just hope they will rework heist if they release it, since poe1 heist is trash imo. blight is fun tho. we'll see today
>>586952691kek
>>586952743>>act 2 has a mcguffin (it doesn't)>you must chase after the seed of corruptionmcguffin
poe2 is slow, clunky, low impact. the ceiling of power for a poe2 character is the average speed and power level of a mid-campaign poe1 character.
>>586952743areas too big, gameplay clunky, combos and builds are dev mandated, campaign too long and boring, melee is still a joke despite melee being the reason for poo2 to exist, all poe1 systems castrated
>>586952838and that's a good thing
>>586952568I was hopeful when the first times poo2 was shown it was in a cemetery location but without oriath and the templars they just went into vaal and maori shit
>>586952743finding forced maori "we wuz" retconning cringe isn't racism. It's just rightly recognizing forced tropes for esg points
Don't remember if I said this before, but PoE2 lostJonathan lost GGG lost Chris won Marky won PoE1 would have won (sabotaged)That's about it
i hate poo2 as much as the next guy but these look like bodies to meno need to be disingenuous
>>586952838speed is to a poowunner as seasoning is to a black person.
>>586952838>poe2 is slowGood.
>>586952743it isn't fun (fact)
>>586946928prove it nigger
>>586953158but it's not, it is only slow to start but then turns into tink city.
>>586953041Doryani is a fictional version of Jozef Mengele, where he is evil
>Actually its a good thing that you have to do 5 rotations of your 6 long animation abilities to kill a white mobwhat do you call this poo2 mental illness?
>>586953041yeah but they look lame and underdetailed
>>586953227it could be fun to retards
>>586953325soulslarping
>>586953227now post the webm of blink coc comet and say poo2 is too fast
>>586953325>what do you call this poo2 mental illness?enmazement
OFFICIAL PREDICTIONS NOW.No Take BacksiesNo Back TrackingNo PretendingLock it in right the fuck now:2 Classes or all 4 Classes?
>>586953402>john saw this gameplay and said "this is my most favorite melee class I've ever created"let that sink in
is it just me or is poe2 super spiteful towards the player?
the melty is ramping
>>586953498>full release
>>5869534982 ClassesThere would have been a teaser for another by now, and the Datamined stuff points towards Swords & Daggers, with 0 mention of Axes or Flails.
>>586953538But enough about poo1!
when is our boy quin gonna stream
>>586953325baldo spoke of this, it's>the weight
>>5869534982 classes. If it were 4 we would have had more teasers by now. But I am curious if we're getting any of the missing ascendancies, and will Duelist and Shadow launch with 2 or 3.
>>586953538thats the general vibe i get with ggg in general. to me it feels like they think they are geniuses for understanding the concept of friction and it makes them too good to listen to the player and what they want.>actually you dont want alot of loot, not enough friction>actually you dont want to kill alot of monsters fast, not enough frictionand thats how you get garbage like ruthless and poo2
>space requirements keep going up up upgrim
>>586953498I just want the ignite rework. Everything else is a bonus
>>586953654Imagine being a midget and crying about jews.
>>586953749you know that's not coming
>>5869533250.1 brought in rollslop and soulsniggers.now they cry for even slower, meaningful and more streamlined combat while disregarding what made poe great in the first place
>>586953538why isn't poe2 vampire survivors ah type post
>>586953749We know it is coming. The question is will it be good.
>>586953865fuck you.
>>586953919>Headhunter blade vortex with 20,000 ES just running around at mach 10 blowing up the entire screen and clicking on stuff when your loot filter tells you its worth something
>>586953749it's a general dot reworkwhich really means that ggg have balanced enough of the rest of the game that they are now confident they can make dots good without them being mandatory
>>586953919Posts like this only come from diablo refugees that started after 3.0. Poe1 back when it was good was much slower and full of weight in comparison.
>>586953919sabotagethan wants that but poo2 won't survive in that direction so xhe's fucked
>>586954003>i hate having funwhy are you like that?
>>586953498There are a lot of ecelebs at Exilecon who spoke with the developers and are insisting on 4 classes, so I believe it.
>>586954106>It's fun when the game poses 0 challenge and I look at it exclusively as how much fake currency can I generate in an hour
>>586954003>I want to have to click 30 skills to kill a white mob at 100 hours just like I was at 1 hour!Even when posting extremes you still come out as the retard
>>586954106the mind of a poo1 chink
>>586954148the challenge is getting to that point. you're pretending you start the game with 20k es, a hh and giga speed, which is just not true. that's what you work towards. i know you niggers lack object permanence, but at least try.
>>586954308You do be at that level by the 2nd day of the league nowadays althoughbeitdoe
high density poopwater sloshing in the tub
>>586954354only if you play in tradecuckore (irrelevant game mode)
>>586954308this is my problem with poe1, and why i quit. the journey to an op build is like a day and a half.
>I will never get to the 20k es headhunter speedy part of the game so noone else should eitherpoo2troons
>>586953498>4 classes>DoT rework>Crit gutted>+ skills gutted>brand new league mechanic never before seen in poe1>atlas passives earned outside of the fortress
>Jonathan personally said they are fine releasing without couple (aka "two") classes>They only tease two classes for 1.0>The marauder specifically is an obvious fit (& content padding) for karui themed (tota) league, which is 1.1 at best>People still somehow think they will release all classesGonna be so funny
>>586954003I played 6 characters to 97+ last league and dropped a single headhunter, after that many hours having an item that (in some builds) trivializes mapping is completely fine, and you will get shit on during bossing anyway. Ended up not even using it because I did not want to go again, if anything it should drop earlier
>>586954462headhunter is a few div in poe1. even if you are ssf it is trivial to farm one.
getting mb/hh at league start only takes 2-3 days. you dont even have to do anything special just farm the ritual ascendency thingy. its that easy.
>>586954354>>586954428you faggots larp like that because you see some streamer get a hh or a mageblood day2, but you can't produce a day2 poe.ninja profile that shows you can do it.kicker is, it's the same shit in poo2, tubgun has his day2 hh and is blasting and you faggots seethe about that too
>>586954091no, that's just power creep.poe1 was never as slow as poe2, stop lying newfag
>>586954541based
>>586953402there are people (allegedly, debatable) who think this is good and fun gameplay.
>>586954639trvke right here
>>586954661It was. You only say that because you never made it out of act 1 in poe2.
>>586954639these faggots don't hate that THEY are progressing too fast, they seethe about everyone else progressing too fast. they are hoping they can keep up if shit gets slowed down
poop 1 getting the updated 2 rigs and WASD would be the icing on this schizos grave. Make it happen Jonny
>>586954106can someone explain this webm? what are they doing?
>>586955051rigs yes, wasd no. that dogshit can suck a dick, it's for console babies only.
>>586953538It's the fromsoft formulaIt works as long as the player is invested and wants to overcome the challengeWith each try you feel like you learn something and you can improveThere is not a lot of skill involved in poo2 tho, so it just feels like shit. You are pretty much railroaded into your builds. The poe1 spark of testing stuff in pob is goneThey forgot that the main joy of poe is just endless possibilities, zooming while grinding etcfucking kiwi niggers (except Marky)
>>586955160>console babieswasd are literally the keys w a s d. does your controller have those?
>>586954582He didn't say that they definitely wouldn't be released with all classes, he said that they might not be released with all classes. This was also said after the release of the Druid, which required three times as much work as the other classes.
the "slow" poe 1 back then: https://youtu.be/wtGBjRbUjjM
just five more poops to go
>>586955245i loved the dark souls series and elden ring, but these games never felt spiteful towards me
>>586953749ignite, bleed, poison, CI, AOF, conversion, crit, EB all need reworking
>>586955416you consider that fast? he has to attack multiple times to kill white mobs, looks pretty poo2 to me.
Poe 2 will be better than Poe 1 no matter what, simply because Poe 2 is new. The sole reason for the existence of Poe 4.0 and Poe 2 is that Poe 1 is fucking old and needs a major update to its gameplay and engine.
>>586955245fromsoft is very respectful towards players. they don't shit you out into an empty map if you die to the boss and stick movement speed maluses onto everything
only 38 poops until exilecon stream, so close bruthas!
>>586954091>poe was slow when it was goodWhen was that exactly? We've been over this dozens of times already>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9X5eodyhz0
>>586953749Ignite is already good
>>586955660>i don't want a snappy strong build to aspire topoo2babs
>>586955794now seethe about coc comet.
>>586955096he got a hot hand towel and doesn't know it is a hot hand towel and is trying to eat it. He may have like 50 IQ.
>>586955595he moves and attacks faster than the average poop2 build, for a lot of those packs he could've attacked once and let the ignite prolif do the job but kept attacking, he kept attacking because it's satisfying to attack fast in poe 1
>>586955660can you give an example of what an aspirational endgame build is supposed to look and play like?
ngl it feels like you guys dont even really care about the exilecon thingy
>>586955902thanks sherlock
I literally only ever wanted updated poe1 character models. Chris said they were coming about 8 years ago. And now poe1 is dead
>>586955881comet feels more like splattering the entire toilet bowl with pure liquid diarrhea for 20 minutes straight, not exactly snappy
>>586955980Who's streaming at the event?
>>586956070pathofmath. its going to be his final stream...
>>586956046god that sounds hot as fuck. could you not talk like that during NNN.
>>586955903>he moves and attacks faster than the average poop2 build,kinda disingenuous, you're trying to compare an outlier (wander) with the average build in poop2show a slammer or some lacerate shitter from that timeframe and you'll get pretty close to poo2.if you wanna compare outlier to outlier, why not compare this to some temporalis zoomer?
>>586955962in what game and when? I think I just showed you the aspirational builds around during 2.5 so what exactly are you looking for?
wasd is functionally identical to triangle circle square x, it's consoleslop
>>586955096Well you see, even if you bring the african primitive into a modern, civilized setting, it still thinks (for a lack of a better word) and acts like a primitive.
>>586955903>he kept attacking because it's satisfying to attack fast in poe 1this is something troonathan also doesn't understand, attacking fast is fun in itself
>>586956106He's not live. Liar.
>>586956158 poo2 of course
>>586956190Yeah because we're still hours away, retard - no one's streaming yet.
>>586956175also notice how he doesn't have a movement skill on his hotbar?SOVL
>>586955980the hype will start later. live stream starts in 3hrs 30 min.
I still feel sleepy bros...
>>586956318So how am I supposed to care when I can't see anything?
>>586956362maybe open your eyes retard
I hope going to exilecon finally cures Mister "Shot and crippled fighting for Israel" Belton of his terrible case of chuddiness, specially now after drumpf getting raped like he did 2 days ago
>>586956152lacerate was added way later in 2.x.xhttps://youtu.be/lqxHYSRvVSI
>>586956332what poo2 1.0 reveal does to a motherfucker
Some predictions:30% chance for 4 classes 70% 2Some new ascendancies for existing classesA WEIRD ascendancy / class?Ubers for poe 2Dynamic / more fluid endgame poe 2Cosmetic color changesAct 5 and 6Act 6 will be entirely a big bossfight similar to end of bg3 where everything falls apart around usBringing in at least 1 more known mechanicMasteries in poe 2Poe 4.0 announcementBetter gfx / models for poe 1WasdHuge endgame upgradesRace seasons4+ bloodlinesGiga bloodline ascendancyThese are my guesses that i could think of rn! Mightve made some more predictions while streaming that i forgot but wanted to write it down so i can see later if i was close on anything!
shut up retardholy shit who is this invested in some dogshit gameget a life
Prediction for POE 4.0:EOS. Last patch.
>>586956668>Dynamic / more fluid endgame poe 2what does this mean
they still haven't topped act 1 in poe2
>>586956483and you're gonna pretend attacking multiple times and walking slowly, and sometimes jumping fast, is faster than onetapping everything in 2?
>>586954586(kingsmarch) dropped me a mirror, I dropped a 1p voices, I have been given two headhunters by world chat, bought like three, but have yet to have one drop. seven years of this game lolpretty great for five-ways though until shroud walker keeps teleporting you away from the reset zone
ggg should kick SHARTmicrotransactions out and put sirgog in
goodideagaming
>>586956969nvke
They should just have a global slider at GGG HQ that determines the hard cap on the player's damage. GG balanced.
>>586956751just stop looking at the screen lmao, log off nigga, this thread aint even real
Some predictions:30% chance for poop 70% peeSome new brown for existing tubA WEIRD turd?Uber tub for poo 2Dynamic / more pee for poo 2Cosmetic poop color changesTurd 5 and 6Turd 6 will be entirely a big log similar to the one that clogged the toilet on that aircraft carrier and they had to flee to ThailandBringing in at least 1 roll of toilet paperToiletries in poo 2
>>586956861okay post some of those, no headhunter, mageblood, the ground slam was ultra budget
PoE1 bros...Bootlickers are saying that after 3.99 the 4.0 will be the last leagueWe are... weak
I wonder if some of you genuinely developed a scat fetish after months of this.
>>586957126>Toiletries in poo 2SAAR! don't disrespecting us! or your life will become the joke!
surely they will announce an offline patch for poe 1 right?
>>586957178>the ground slam was ultra budgetthe 6 link wasn't. skip to 3:30 if you want to see what the build played like for most people.
>>5869534983 classes, I hope it's templar.
I never played a wander.
>>586956668>30% chance for 4 classes 70% 2I would be surprised if we get templar and marauder >Act 5 and 6that's not even a prediction at this point anon. it will be 100% in 1.0 for the normies>Bringing in at least 1 more known mechanicrecent datamined update shows blight
>>586957402didn't they add power siphon to poo2
>>586945445>yfw this was Jonathan all along
I drank 800mg of caffeine trying to stay up for exilecon stream.
>>586957178>okay post some of those, no headhunter, magebloodwhat do you mean, that shit is cheap as fuck as it's fucking easy to make currency in poop2hell, i dropped 3 magebloods casually doing some shitty contentbut surehttps://youtu.be/26rVZ0WulLA?t=208leaguestarter dasy 1, everything dies in 1 hit and you get to roll around at the speed of light, and the whole screen gets evaporated in 1 attack
>>586957746Grenades kinda fall off in t16 maps. There are way faster builds at that point.
>>586957746that massive slowdown once you start your attack and the general speed outside of sprint, I'll never play that slop
>>586957734thats nothing. I do that every single morning for the past 20 years. 3x 200mg caffeine pills and a 500ml monster the moment I arrive at work. next time try 1600 thats when you start to feel something.
>>586957734aussie bro?
>>586955602i prefer the gameplay and feel of 1 over 2 and I started 2 before ever touching 1.
>>586957746>dodgeroll>oil grenade>dodgeroll>oil grenadeabsolutely nauseating gameplay. this is what passes for fast in poo2? This is absolutely the most dogshit thing i've ever seen. Glad i didn't play 0.5.5
>>586955980yeah I don't
>>586958258this only the opposite
>shadow can sprint without having to dodge first>he can also sprint cancel out of attacksyo they cooked hard with this one
>>586958302:(
>>586955980it's hard to code bots who can engagement bait while coming across as sincere.
poe2 is just badfast builds feel bad, but fastslow builds feel bad, but slow
>>586958429That's not true. That's impossible!
>>586958429>Purposefully broken gameplay mechanic is fixed for one class>This is a buffOn par of what I'd expect of them desu.
P O E WON
>>586958302>left-click>right-click>left-click>right-clickabsolutely nauseating gameplay. this is what passes for fast in every other arpg? This is absolutely the most dogshit thing i've ever seen. Glad i didn't play ship league
>>586957891it's not "grenades", it's flameblast oil grenade burning ground. that shit can get to the poe1 dot cap, in poop2.>>586958003agree, but it's less bad once you level up a bit, and he's basically not wearing gear.
>>586957746
>>586958429So that is why they kept that goofy ass roll before sprinting...that is truly a tubbed design choice.
>>586958712>flameblast oil grenade burning groundonly because GGG entered the wrong stat in gemling flameblast Q then chickened out of changing it.
1 button builds good, 0 button builds better. This is what the poo2/10 babbies can never understand.
>>586958302if dodgeroll can be spammed like that anyway, why don't they just increase the base walk speed
>>586958192unfortunately, I wish I lived in America.
>>586958829the best is 0 computer builds.that's where you don't play a video game at all and just go outside.
>>586955980i would care more about a normal league reveal livestream. i dont want to sit through a bunch of poop2 stuff or developer talks or whatever theyre even going to be doing
>>586958947But it's cold outside and it's p2w.
>>586959041yes but there's ice everywhere, think of how little friction there is
is the stream starting with poe1 or poo2? i'm just going to skip it and watch a recap if its 2 first
>>5869591292 first for obvious reasons.
Ventura sound Indian. Why is that
>>586958995Good thing then that it's what they're starting with and you can just ignore the rest.>>586959129The 2hr Keynote Presentation will have both.
FOUR HOURS TO GO
>>586954639lil gup pleasehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/575335970/#575361619https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/575520737/#575556342
Will the game die before full release?I did not buy beta key :(
All of Kamils music is ripped from movie scores kek
>>586959174Slavs just have retarded accents like that, they can never speak english properly.
>>5869592303 hours actually which is great got my new controller delivered today and i can play onimusha till then
the stream is intervening with my workout slash gooning session.
>>586958626>le reductio!*tips fedora
>>586958909Good time to live in America was at the very least 20 years ago. Possibly even 30+And the real American dream died somewhere back in the 50s/60s Addy was right and ahead of his time
>>586959391I have been playing Onimusha too.
>>586958862wwhy not let sprint itself cancel the end of the animation? Why make the slowdown 70%+ instead of a smaller %? Why make the animation so fucking long in the first place?
3 HOURS LEFT FOR LIVE STREAM START4 HOURS LEFT FOR POE 1 + POE 2 KEYNOTE
In December, will you have a release party? It's still December right? I saw they have Chicken Tenders in these big boxes at the super market. That sounds very good to min-max PoE2 game play and staying healthy. But, on the box it says they're only 18% chicken. What does that mean Anon?
>>586959241maw ignite is not a fast build stop coping
>>586959732
>>586959759I really hope it gets tuned. I'm pretty good at it but it still feels bad unless you have action speed. The start stop delay is ridiculous
>>586959391The countdown is until the start of exilecon. The actual keynote doesn't start until an hour later (10 am NZT)
>>586959759
CHRIS IS AT EXILECON
>>586958805a build's a build
>>586960036even the people that play the build hated itsee >>586960027and to >>586960027they almost never tune things on a gameplay basis. If a skill gets played to a high percent they'll nerf it. Even if the QOL is bad. Even if it feels shit to play. Having a skill top the ladder means it needs a nerf to them, they only use heuristics to balance, never gameplay feel. This is how it's always been.
>>586959923Next league i’ll be killing ubers while you struggle on yellow maps guppy
>>586960357whoops my bad, meant to quote >>586959976
>>586959241Ok? I don't see no headhunter or map zooming, i see a specialized boss killer at the end of day 2.I asked for proof of a day 2 mageblood or headhunter buiold, which you can't produce.
4 DROPS4 CLASSESTRUST THE PLAN
>>586960460>plays a build that cant even clear T17s and just boss rushesewwwwww
>>586960460i mean, that's nice, but not like you can map with that snail of a buildyou'll never be fubfast.
>>586960027stop delaying it GGG
>>586960357this is coincidentally why maces in poo2 have yet to be touched. To them, if the numbers are okay, then the gameplay must be okay. They looked at the gameplay in act 1 and enjoyed it so it's fine
I'm ready to watch Exilecon for 8+ hours.
4 new classes will unequivocally btfo of the past 2 years of pooegg and guarantee 1 milly concurrent. Jonathan won
>poop of excremental proportions
why does poe2 even exist?>Ben: I must win the race!
SIR PLEASE DO THE TUBFUL
>>586960745>snail>250% ms>shield charge>full screen ignite prolif>>586960665>plays a build that cant even clear T17s and just boss rushes??????
>>586953227i despise everything in this video
>>586961235Brother please, you will be gated by convocation slop if you are shield charging
>>586961006Shut the fuck up you retard.How long is the stream actually gonna be?
*WOOP WOOP*>3 HOURS TILL END OF SERVICE, PULL UP RETARD!!*WOOP WOOP*>3 HOURS TILL END OF SERVICE, PULL UP RETARD!!*WOOP WOOP*>3 HOURS TILL END OF SERVICE, PULL UP RETARD!!
>>586961651like past exilecons so 8 hours
>>586961651retard
>>586961651https://pathofexile2.com/exilecon
>>586961918retard
>>586961320many are saying this
>>586961235true you can clear them, it's just gonna take you forever.
>>586961651You're forced to watch for 8 hours if you want all the drops. Hope you took the day off.
>>586961975you losted
>>586962068>forcedJust go afk
>>586962153that is unethical.
>>586962153You wouldn't steal a car. Also the timer doesn't go up if the tab isn't active or if sound is muted
>>586961918>race starts in 9 hours JUST
Just put the stream in background don't need to watch everything. I will just watch 1.0 reveal andits good that poo1 3.30 shit is streamed at the end prob because only a few cares about that.
>>586962305liar
Good morning niggers, it's 6:30 here in NZ and I'll go down to get my goody bag soon to show you what's in it. You can see the front of the square from my top floor hotel room.ALSO it just dawned on me (no pun intended) that they will probably have all 4 classes playable at the con even if they aren't all coming in 1.0. it doesn't make much sense to have a very heavily played game with only 1 new thing to play though (act 5 chunk + duelist/swords which I guess is technically 3 things but I digress). MY PREDICTIONS ALL CLASSES SHOWN BUT NOT RELEASED, JUST SHADOW AND DUELIST, TEMP AND MARUI COMING IN THE NEXT PATCH FOR 1.1TABLETS BECOMING A BIT SIMPLER, MAPPING BECOMING EASIER TO MOVE AROUND WITH A SINGLE LEAPFROG BEING GRANTED TO ANY MAP WITHIN RANGE OF A TOWER TO TRAVERSE AND IF THEY KEEP FORTRESS, YOULL PROBABLY GET 3 POINTS PER MAP INSTEAD OF 1 TO HUICE A BIT SOONER. NO IDEA WHAT ELSE THEYLL DO WITH THE ATLAS PASSIVE TREE BUT ITS GOTTA CHANGE SO THERE ISNT 500 FUCKING POINTS TO ALLOCATE
>>586962436you are mentally ill
>>586962503retard
>>586962436Comfy, have fun and tell us more if you happen to hear anything and yeah some photos also.
>>586962436post sneed
>>586962038>click death wish>screen explodes>250ms shield charge to the next one>repeat>it's just gonna take you foreverLet me see yours day 2/3 faster build.
>>586962436that's nice matthew
>>586962305if you mute the player, correctbut you can mute the browser tab and then it workstab being active has nothing to do with it but the player might error out randomly or the stream you were farming could end so you should check in on it every 2 hours or so
>he wasn't flown to exilecon I may just take up streaming. Holy fuck the bar is low
>>586962965I'd wager kb totems, flameblast totems, and sb totems are all faster than this. Are you honestly telling me you never run out of goylems to blow up? Never have to channel beyond 1 stack? Never have to wait for convocation? Never blow up a spectre by mistake?
>>586955980I only care about pictures of the short motherfuckers attending
>>586962436churches in new zealand look like prisons
>>586962436>even if they aren't all coming in 1.0Bro are you actually fucking retarded? There is no way they wont have all classes. Imagine how bad it will look. Are you dumb?
Is there any streamer who isn't in NZ right now? I wanna watch a 3.30 patchnote readalong after the show. Those are always comfy.
>>586962436you give off dangerous unhinged vibes. not even joking I would report you to the police if I could. people like you give others the ik.
>>586963385the requirement is to give Xiz a reacharound and xiggy 3 fingers
>>586963621my entire twitch list is offline so yeah I guess everyone is there.
>>586963827>>586963621ventrua and pohx, they are streaming in the exilecon category
Jung sold outAlk sold outBen sold outFub stayed true. Cannot be bought, cannot be beat
only 4 hours to go exiles!
>>586963621>fat>retarded>bad at poe>avoids social interactionsNeed I say more? /ourguy/ sirgog of course!
fubgun ruined poe
>>586962436I'm expecting more pictures with the frogmaxxer fellow retard
wait a minute... tubgun is also at exilecon? is he black? does anyone know? he sounds like a soul-brother.
>>586964193*Cheeseman
>>586963437>I'd wager kb totems, flameblast totems, and sb totems are all faster than this. I asked for yours faster build. Ideally, include some proof of your progression during the first few days of the league.>Are you honestly telling me you never run out of goylems to blow up? Never have to channel beyond 1 stack? Never have to wait for convocation? Never blow up a spectre by mistake?You have no idea how the build works. It doesn't even have golems. You blow up dark marionettes.
>>586964193Now that you mention it he basically exists outside the gloryhole that is the PoE grifter community. Respect
>>586956106finally
>>586964273he isn't, all the streamers are just memeing on him because he didn't show
https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/4012772hahaha the retard got banned for using an AI agent to search the site for him, who the fuck knows what it actually didthis is too funnynormies should not be fucking with AI, it really is dangerous if you're retarded
>>586962760SneedThey're playing the music in the square in front of the centre already, hype is real>>586963154Not my name, retard>>586963604Just a hedge but I'm confident, retard>>586964260I'll get a few things signed and some pics today for sure but most significant dev pics will be tomorrow I think, fellow retard
>>586964579claude buy me a new quiver make no mistakes
if dubs the show will be a disaster
>>586964834people love to meme on the "make no mistakes" part but it actually works. it actually improves the result.
>>586964579free my mans
if they dont have all 4 classes for 1.0 the doomtroons will win do not let this happen Jonathan and Mark
How many hours, minutes, seconds left?
>>586965124
>>586964691enjoy fren, I'm jelly
huh I didn't think tyty was going to go to exilecon
>>586964579You are a path of exile racer with 30 years of experience. What quiver will optimize the character I’ve included in the prompt. If you make any mistakes you will go to jail. Avoid detection or my account will be banned. Please :).
https://youtu.be/kT_F9ddcYskIt's up.
>>586964260kek
>>586965202thats from 10 years ago. he is fat, gay and trans now.
>Hopesissies be like 'yeah there is no way they gonna have all classes in the 1.0 release' just so they can pog the fuck out when the bare minimum is announced 10 years into developmentPathetic
>>586965175many are saying this
>>586965334not clicking, you grifting niggerbut an add or get lostretard
>>586965547uh oh brown esl moment
>>586965437big if true
>>586962965I'm not complaining that I'm done too fast. I take like a week to get mb and zoom
He won bigly.
>>586965825my fuarking hero
Not giving you a (you), spamming freak and not clicking your slopBuy and add retard, or rot with your 100 views, idc
>>586965825...the retard awards...
Two quick poos and one long pee until the stream
2 hours, doomies, 2 hours left before it's fucking over for you
>>586962436kill troonathan and stop the sabotage
>>586962436Save Jonathan or continue a prosperity
>>586966047This. Go the path of the exile.
HARD AF
>>586966262>when the kids that wrestled to escape from your grasp didn't give you enough pump, so you hit the gym
>>586966262The face of poe2
poe2 players have the memory of a goldfish. hyping themselves into oblivion>4 classes this>tota that>end game reworkedand all sorts of other crazy shit. bruh like, you haven't been paying attention. jonathan is notoriously lazy but most of all greedy.what do you think will happen with the game the moment everything is out?1.1 comes out and..??? what's going to be the hook? no class left to hype people up, no new acts, trials are all out.jonathan will NEVER allow this. he must have something to hype people up every single season.realistic expectations from exilecon announcements are>campaign finished (for now)>duels with 2 ascendanciesthat's it. of course there are probably going to be the two regurgitated league mechanics that have already been spoiled but a lot of shit was spoiled in the past and nothing was released.as a closing note, we're now 3 years into poe2 and still no brand new poe2 only league mechanic. but hey, poe1bad!
>>586966554...is this...
Allex > Exile > MPM > Ben
>>586966262just why is he like this?does he know
>>586961762I would genuinely rather them just announce EOS than do this "Trust us bro just one more patch we're gonna fix endgame, just one more patch bro I swear" shit
DOOM TROONS YOU HAVE 1 MORE CHANCE TO KNEEL BEFORE BEING SMITED IN 20 MINUTES
what does this mean?1. start of the keynote presentation2. start of the pre-show with streamers
it that poops
your complimentary rope and step ladder, doomtroons
>>586967178oops wrong picyikes
TUBULAR THREAD YOU GOT GOING HERE WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT GOT TUBBED
>>586966707Isn't allex from eu? Europe gets half an hour added to the campaign time from the loading screens (the client connects to the us which takes 10 seconds per loading screen), so it should be an easy win for him on lan
>>586957734Same. I'm feeling delirious with how tired I am.
2 more hours of workaaaaaaaa
>>586967507wait a minute? is this true? lol
Doomies are GAPEDDoomies are MOLESTEDDoomies are ACKED
>>586966750I have a similiar nose and skull structure. Should I start my own game company?
>>586967621many are saying this
I HAVE AWOKENTODAY IS THE DAY BOYS
>>586967773>this is an act 5 bossWe're gonna kill lil gup....
Hype rising
https://youtu.be/SRq4T1r2Qlg
tie23 will show up and rape everyone
LETTUBATROON COOK
when do i start drinking my alcoholic beverage
hype 4 what? game comes out only in december
>>586964361First of all, how would my pr9gression speed tell you how well the build performs? We are comparing the builds themselves, not how good one is at piloting them. You are deflecting. Secondly, who cares if I got the wrong minion you are deflecting again which is answering the question "do you ever face clunk with the build?" Eg channel stacks not having a minion to explode nearby etc. You absolutely refused to answer this question and instead quibbled about details and semantics over substance. So are you going to answer questions about the build or will you deflect to an epeen competition again?
>BROTHERS!The hour is upon us. The doomsissies huddle in their shadows, whispering collapse, predicting ruin, clutching their pearls and their forecasts of inevitable defeat. They are the soft chorus of surrender, the pale prophets of “it’s over,” the fragile souls who mistook caution for wisdom and weakness for virtue. But we are not them. We rise. We square our shoulders. We plant our boots in the dirt and we march. Not with apologies. Not with hesitation. With purpose. With fire. With the unshakable knowledge that the future belongs to those who seize it, not those who fear it. Crush the skulls of the doomsissies not with malice, but with momentum. Let every stride grind their predictions into dust. Let every achievement silence their whimpering. Let the roar of progress drown out their endless dirge of despair.They said it couldn’t be done.They said we would fall.They said the night would never end.We answer with action. We answer with victory. We answer by charging forward until the only sound left is the thunder of our advance and the quiet, final crunch of every last doomsissy’s broken certainty.March forth.Crush them.Win.
>>586968595Brown fingers typed these words
https://www.pathofexile.com/account/view-profile/the_angriest_bear-2903steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972555055mentally ill kraut aka serb
>poe 2 1.0>makes tablets identical to poe1 scarabsabsolutely kekking at how much poe2 is gonna copy poe1 now because it's just the better game.here's a list of more things you can do jonatroon:>make essences like poe1>add alteration orbs>add benchcrafts>let us level gems like in poe1
Just got the leaks from the presentation>only 1 more act>only 1 more class>no swords or daggers>no new gems>endgame unchanged>crafting unchanged>poe end of service>poe2 no longer free to play
why has king wowchud got this in his title sisters..
>>586967713depends, how much hair do you have?
>>586968867GGG always sponsors every big streamer during happenings
>>586968838>>let us level gems like in poe1do not forgettings the scourings orbses
https://youtu.be/8FKW2rKJyxAhttps://youtu.be/8FKW2rKJyxAhttps://youtu.be/8FKW2rKJyxAhttps://youtu.be/8FKW2rKJyxAhttps://youtu.be/8FKW2rKJyxA
PoE2 is a game for straight white men, that causes major butthurt among the gay browns
>>586968867>>this guy watches asmongold in the year of 2026
>>586969172/thread
>>586969172poop2 is neither straight nor white.sorry pradesh.
>They have a new category just for exilecon.https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/exileconYou need to watch in there to get ya droppies.
>>586969159I thought its going to start in 90 minutes. What is this?
>>586969197Chris Wilson watches asmongold on youtube all the time.
>>586969172
>>586967613yes, allex has like 3x longer loading times compared to benallex: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2876757159?t=0h1m53sben: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2883013498?t=1h0m39s
7 sleeps until 3.30
>>586969463countdown, also test to see if the stream is working.
>only 10k viewers its over
>>586969463the countdown for the 1 hour countdown they are gonna stream, and then it starts
where the fuck is the twitch countdown for this
>and now...... we present poe 1............. forever
>>586966262I'm gonna get tri to sign my poster with a little text string of WAEGHAF (white ass exiles going hard as fuck) Here's the goody bag haul, I gave our resident VIPaypig my duplicate cards to give him a slight leg up in the tcg to see if he can get the mirror. I want to see if I can trade the sorc pin for a Templar one but don't like my chances.The hall is much better sealed this time so I don't have any sneak peaks of shit in there, I checked in with a ggg staffer who said yeah we have like 500m2 of vinyl on every window
>>586969559and this is somehow bens fault? why is ben getting punished for it? idgi
>>586969615Don't worry. I've already contacted tencent and they should make some changes soon.
>>586969721baste
>>586967507it's not that.the "master" database is hosted on texas servers, so anytime you generate a new zone, your character gets synced with that. the closer to texas you play in terms of servers the faster you load.
>PATH OF EXILE... OUTLANDERS!!!!!!
>>5869696834 minutes
LETS GO GIRLS!!!
>>586969106oh yes scourings. i'm 100% sure he's gonna announce either scourings or alterations coming to poe2. the fact he caved on tablets design means he gave up on his tubbed vision.
Poe mobile is going to get more airtime than poop1 thoughactually.
>>586969915there are no trans poe players
ITS UP
it's funny how poe2 gets more similar to poe1 with every patch and the 2jeets who supposedly hate poe1 are always thrilled by it
>>586969915i would ravage her bussy ngl
>>586970004B8
theres going to be nothing just saying it right now
>>586969737It's unfair to europeans and he should be boycotting the races until we get faster loading times
>doomtroons with the same tired "talking points" and spamSo low energy, this is your last day of relevance, step it up a bit.
>>586969923if that happens i might stop dooming, but only because doomers won too hard
STREAM IS UP
Ded game
My body is ready for Jonatroon to spill the spaghetti major league style and for poo2 to underdeliver
>>586970120>her
>>586970268
>30 MINUTE DELAY>30 MINUTE DELAY>30 MINUTE DELAY>30 MINUTE DELAY>30 MINUTE DELAY>30 MINUTE DELAY
COUNTDOWN TO THE COUNTDOWN I GOT COUNTDOWNED
https://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexile
Chris was punctual.
Is jenebu going to show up at exilecon to kill belton?
>>586970332Is this real...?
>Path of Exile 1 - ExileCon Qualifier Race #4 of 4 FINALE
bro i have to go to work wtf is this shit
>>586970451LOG THE FUCK IN
>>586970551Stream twitch from phone simple as.
LOGINLOG THE FUCK IN LADS
>it's always the same faggot posting the same tr/a/nny images
>>586970673Seen this one before?
>>586970673SHUT UP RETARD! I SAID LOG. THE. FUCK. IN!!!
>>586970451>TWITCH DROPS ENABLED WHEN RACE STARTS
I miss skeleton point poster...
My body is ready, LOG. IN.
Poop1 added gold. doomies already lost as bigly as they can
>>586970827giwtwm
POE 2 HYPE IS REAL
the tub is filling
>>586970858>Added goldYeah, 2 years ago.
>Title is fucked>Not even in the right categoryViryo should be fired
Spark ChineseSpark Chinese
LOG (of shit) IN (the bathtub)
imagine being a subhuman that spams login in a fucking twitch channel 2 hours before the fucking thing even starts
>>586971154imagine being a subhuman who has twitch chat open
Wait, did I miss something? I thought the big reveals were tomorrow?
>>586970932OH YEAH BITCH?!
>infinite fucking ads on twitchi hate this shit. is there really nothing i can do against it?
Stop spamming LOGIN!
>>586971264Brave
>poo2 in a nutshell
>>586971218I burger and 19 fries until the big reveal
>>586970673want to see something else?
>>586971264>Twitch doesn't even show ads in my country>It still shows blank screens where the ads should be
>>586971264https://github.com/pixeltris/twitchadsolutionsI use Vaft script linked in ublock, makes it so stream becomes 480p while ads are playing, but its never interrupted.
Doomies it's not too late to repent
>>586971321huh?
>>586971321Wow people having fun with goofy builds instead of hyperoptimized mapgooning
YOU HAVE BEEN TUBBED! TUBBgED AND FUBBED! ABSOLUTELY TUBBED!
>>586971473>>586971523Adding shit that makes no sense and is fucking retarded. Also brown.
>>586971523yeah his post really isnt like poo2 at all
When is the live stream for us, EuroPoE? Middle of the night again?
>>586971264Watch on youtube
What's the point if they don't announce poo3
I need them to announce the PoE 1 league packs my good goyim bucks are burning a hole in my pocket
>>586971264>>586971431I could easily help you fix this but there is a chance you guys are poo2 lovers and im not willing to take that risks.
WE WANT POE ON PHONE!
POE ON THE GO!!!!!!
>>586971610RIGHT NOW DUDE>LOGINhttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexilehttps://www.twitch.tv/pathofexile
>>586971752fuck poe2fuck jonathani love chris wilson
>>586970673the fuck you gonna do about it doom TROON TOURIST
>>586971321PoE2 is a complex game that goes against the trend of enshittification, bastardization, and infantilization of culture. And ggg stands by it. Me? I thank ggg for not turning into a disney or nintendo clone.
My surprise opinion for this.Shadow in PoE 2 will get Assassination Ascendancy. A Gambler Ascendancy (Yes I know it's Duelist in Phrecia) and Surf Caster.
>Doomsissies failed to stop Exilecon from happening>Doomsissies failed to stop Exilecon from happening>Doomsissies failed to stop Exilecon from happening>Doomsissies failed to stop Exilecon from happening>Doomsissies failed to stop Exilecon from happening
I LOVE POE 2
BRO THE JUICING THINK OF THE JUICINGI AM EXCITED ABOUT THE EXCITING NEWSLE TOUCAN HAS LE JUICED MY ENERGY INTO NEVERSINKS PATREONI AM LE JUICING MY EXCITING T17 WAYSTONES WITH JUICY TOWERSI AM LE REDDIT TOUCAN WITH EPIC CHAOS ORB TATTOOSMY WIFES SON IS WATCHING ME JUICE THESE EXCITING WAYSTONESHES IS CALLING ME A JUICY FAGGOTBUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE HE JUST DOES NOT UNDERSTANDTHE EXCITING JUICINESS IM ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE
>>586971321more like
>>586971321The jumping rope one made me laugh
>>586970673anime is an integral part of authentic 4chan culture
>>586970502No, the half hour is for the pre-show yapping with ziggyd.
>>586970673what does he mean?
So if people aren't aware the PoE 1 website timer is accurate to when the Pre-Show starts, The PoE 2 timer is the countdown for the actual Keynote.So 35mins from now, the streamer pre show will start on the official stream.
>>586972280>yapping with ziggyd.what happened with the idle game he was making about poe
It's raining lads, it's over, over
JUST TOOK MY BONER PILLSLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586972568can you greet lily and say hello from us here in /poeg/. she will know what that means. thanks
3.30 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
what a great way to kick off my weekend
I love poo
NIGGGERS
>>586971861For phone get Xtra with a russian proxy server. Le bad russians dont get ads because its le unethical. Its annoying to setup because you need to give the app the rights through the twitch api once but then you are completely free of cancer. forever.For windows it was a bit more annoying to setup but it was a mix of ublock orign with an extra twitch filter list and some added tempermonkey vaft script. If that doesnt work get a russian proxy aswell.https://github.com/pixeltris/twitchadsolutionsIm not sure anymore because its been ages since i set it up but i get no ads at all. Abd no blackscreen or whatever. I think there was also a plugin that automatically detects ads abd then routes the stream through russia for its length.
booze stockedranjesh on the way with my kebabyep, it's exilecon time
what did she mean by this?
>>586972594Fubgun is too busy being #1 in other games to waste time at an event. Don't make me list his accolades and achievements at you again, /poeg/.
>>586972571
>>586972952>we need pro-noncePretty controversial boss but could be interesting.
>>586972952uuh hopesissies?
>No quin IRL streamYeah he got banned from the venue lmao
>>586972571they might as well say this about everything they've done with poe2 since 0.1
>>586972952WOKE 3.0
>>586971264doesnt alternate player suppress ads?
>>586973079all the wokeslop is in poop1 though
I will climb on stage and hug troonathan, then the stream will go white and go offline, don't worry about it I'm just a big fan
>>586973072But it's a different venue now.
>>586972952this is the audience poo2 attracts lmao
>>586972952Yeah Pronounce PoE 1 EOS!
>>586971920What the fuck is that retard talking about?
>>586973141are you ok
I cant believe i got countdowned into a fucking countdown this is digital rape
>>586973283believe it or not there's another countdown after this one
>The goyim enjoy getting marketed to
I can't lie, the lack of teasers worked, and I'm really excited to see what they'll show us.
>>586972412why the fuck would i want to watch a "pre-show"?
>>586973358
>>586973486Could be fun if it was Quin doing a clown dance.
>>586973486Chris wilson will make an appearance.
>I am proud to announce that I am rejoining GGG as Executive Lead Retard
>>586973445>Stop enjoying things
does anyone know where the 'tub' thing came from? i wanna learn some meme history
>>586972952>pronounceHonestly I've begun to associate the way kiwis pronounce things with disappointment.
>>586973607nobody is saying that, but you are lining up to get advertized to.just enjoy the game when the league launches.
>>586973576and jonathan will be working behind the scenes strictly in poe mobile
>>586973662An indian pervert spammed his sexual fetish on /poeg/ for years straight. That's it. That's the entire "meme".
>>586973662forced meme created by 4chan devs to engagement bait in these paid advertizing threads.
>>586973662>i wanna learn some meme historyshut up tubposter
>>586973662It's from Bex. She said something about shit in a bathtub iirc
Yeah this is the best ARPG on PS5 and PC and they will even release it on MacOSConsole players love it also
>>586973736he will work in the tub :)the tub angers tr/a/nnies
T-20 minutes to total doomsissy destruction
>>586973838>you need thee rolly pollysWhat
>>586973662troonathan is a shitter that can't do anything right and only produces shit
>>586973949Remember to kill yourself later today.
>>586973662bex made some weird tweet about cleaning poop out of a bathtub and someone edited a weird photo of chris leaning forwards into him shitting into a tub
>>586973882what's gonna happen in 20 minutes?
>>586974048PoE 1 EoS
>>586974045seethe
>>586973903Yeah this is some Gen Z slang lol. I dunno basically Rolling/Dodging
FOR THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE AND THE MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLDARE YOU REAAAAAAAAAAAAADYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr69ISG3TNI
trvke
>>586974117You've been doing enough seething for everyone. Kill yourself today.
Kill animetrannies. Behead animetrannies. Roundhouse kick an animetranny into the concrete. Slam dunk a animetranny baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy animetrannies. Defecate in a animetrannies food. Launch animetrannies into the sun. Stir fry animetrannies in a wok. Toss animetrannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a animetrannies gas tank. Judo throw animetrannies into a wood chipper. Twist animetrannies heads off. Report animetrannies to the IRS. Karate chop animetrannies in half. Curb stomp pregnant animetrannies. Trap animetrannies in quicksand. Crush animetrannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy animetrannies in a vat of acid. Eat animetrannies. Dissect animetrannies. Exterminate animetrannies in the gas chamber. Stomp animetranny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate animetrannies in the oven. Lobotomize animetrannies. Mandatory abortions for animetrannies. Grind animetranny fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown animetrannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize animetrannies with a ray gun. Kick old animetrannies down the stairs. Feed animetrannies to alligators. Slice animetrannies with a katana.
>>586974247
>>586974152Even the AI vibeslopped D2 survivors browser game I played the other day mogs poo2
>>586974247next you're going to say we shouldn't post frogs
>>586974280>this naked fat man is art, actually
And here comes the melty
SNACKS, DRINKS, PIZZA - GET!
Doomsissies will be destroyed soon.
>website says 20 minutes>stream says 40 minutesme confuse
store.steampowered.comhave we made it?
>>586974350kek
>>586974447>tr/a/nny can't thinkmany such cases
>>586974180>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>586974474>streaming from Steambased
>>586971264tampermonkey no twitch ads script
>>586974408>this naked man is art, actually
>>586974152>from 90 decadewhat race speaks like this
>>586973662An indian obsessed with poop keeps tubposting but it will never be funny.
>>586971436Wtf this is almost flawless, I had tried the LOL script he recommends above years ago and it genuinely made the experience worse with the interruptions and the quality change. Plus I think the proxy moved me to a region that got more frequent ads. He still recommends it as his top choice to this day.
>>586974820Looking up the name shows that it's a WoW Orc so
>>586974447AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586974046that was the first poop jonathan took in the office bath, that's why bex left btw
>>586972952pretty sure he meant>I'm a gay faggot please rape my face
>>586974180who's that with mark? his imported chink wife?...lucky bastard
>>586974180octavian going jesus mode
>>586974180brother what
>>586972615Will do, I need to get her to sign the streamer poster I have anywayAlso here my eggs and bakey from this morning, was a good little buffet
Imagine doomsissying every day for years just to change absolutely nothing.
Girls get the ick from poo1
>>586975105whom do you serve?
>>586971972My money is on path of Matt jumping the stage when Chris walks in. No, I didn't mean to ban you and I have a bald pattern game to develop, ARGH!
>>586974780Bodied that freak
>>586974180They seriously don't have any black friends?
>>586973662The right can't meme. When a disgusting, unfunny, retardedly racist thing appears, it's always from /pol/
>>586975113proper english scran that
>>586975275have you seen a nigger play poe ever?
I was joking about PoE mobile! There is no way it will come right? If they do something for Mobile let it be some card game instead.
>>586975156i made a girl cum while streaming poe 1 to her albeit
>>586975151doomsissies got the campaign bosses nerfed, and sprint added to the game thoughever. Doomsissification is inevitable
>>586975275>>586975336we all know fubgun is black / brownoid adjacentsome steve urkel type
>>586975365Which anime character did you make cum?
>>586975356It's not even listed on the exilecon schedule.
>>586974180me in the back
>>586975156german girls love poo, I heard>>586975434he says aks, true, but have you ever SEEN a nigger play poe?
>>586975336yes
>>586975275why is that necessary?
>All the ecelebs are convinced that 4 classes are happeningGGG wouldn't let them all look retarded and end up only having 2 classes, would they?
>>586975520what are you doing there in the left corner?
>>586975546i said nigger not blackface vtuber faggot
>>586975505Its the big surprise? You do own a phone right?
https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2118795561717637423https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2118795561717637423https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2118795561717637423https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2118795561717637423https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2118795561717637423ITS UP>ExileCon 2026 begins in one hour! wait
>>586975732OOPSIE POOPTROONS
doomsisters our final cope?
>>586975885Stop posting this AI garbage retard
>>586975803okay you are retarded stop quoting me
>>586975732When there's one new class they say there's two and when there is no new class the say there's one. What do you think is the case now that they're saying there are four?
>>586974180where is fucking CERTIFIED HARD?
>>586975562It would make the room look more diverse and interesting.
>>586975275Of course not. Streamers on American/European plateforms are white, male, young and sons-of-rich-parents.
>>586976045its only poe1 streamers allowed sorry bro
>>586975869WHAT THE FUCK I GOT A COUNTDOWN TO A COUNTDOWN TO ANOTHER TWITTER POST SAYING ITS ANOTHER COUNTDOWN YOU FUCKING KIWI'S
Why is the hype so mild
>>586975885except for the hair this AI slop doesn't even look like woodful
>>586976075>more diversehow so? Why are niggers more diverse than any other ethnicity? Why are niggers interesting?
lol
>>586974180tarke...
POE twitter says it's been delayed another 30 minutes
>exilecon weekend>all the specials are dogshit
>81k viewers moments before it startsyeah this shit is dead
>>586976161Hype is huge unless you are poo1 shitter.
>>586974180>Chris is therewarms my heart. Kripp and Mathil too.
>>586976331*90k**91k
>>586974180>Newfags don't know this from 2019 exilecon
>3am>have to be at work in 5 hours>delayedI love everything! haha
>>586976176Black people are funnier, throw better parties, and know how to have fun. Just look at the FGC.
>hypetroons are taking on speed and are headed straight for the 1-class-with-1.0-wallit will be clorious
>>586974180>steelmage isn't sitting on zizaran's cockdid they break up?
>>586976121>website countdown>twatch countdown>twatter countdown
>>586976494Have your rope ready, doomsissy
4classes
>>586976262it's not delayed. >livestream starts>15 minutes of dead air/technical slop to make sure everything is ok>15 minute pregame show with niggyd>keynote starts
5 CLASSES ARE REAL
>>586976454isn't that kinda racist? positive stereotypes are stll racist and inapproprite (think asians are good at math)
>>586976697ITS HIM
>>586976454>niggers love to chimp out>that's a good thing
>>586976697
>>586976686But it's true. Just like the claim that only 13% are responsible for 90% of all crimes.
>>586976714KEKAROOO
>>586974180So white
>>586976869TOTA CONFIRMEDTOTA CONFIRMEDTOTA CONFIRMEDTOTA CONFIRMEDTOTA CONFIRMED
>>586976869imagine the smell
>>586974180is that bex between kripp and mathil? I thought she was fatter but apparently it was just the face? today I learned
>>586976869TOTA IS REAL
>>586976894The FBI claims that, not me.Does the FBI also support your chimpout theories?
CERTIFIED H.A.R.D SPOTTED
>>586976962it's been obvious for like a year at least
>>586974180VOLUMES
>>586976869
CDUBS ON QUINS STREAM
>>586977026no that's kripp's midgetwife rania
>>586974180Chris-sama ..
It's up (plz use this image for the next thread)
>>586976962DOOMIES ARE YOU OKAY?DOOMIES ARE YOU OKAY?DOOMIES ARE YOU OKAY?DOOMIES ARE YOU OKAY?DOOMIES ARE YOU OKAY?DOOMIES ARE YOU OKAY?
42 minutes until hopetroons get annihilated
>>586977052steelmidge is becoming browner. how come?
>>586977189HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>586977052
>>586977276too much time spent in the tub, it's inevitable
>>586977052saarmage
Normal question: Are they gonna show both poe 1 and 2 today?
>>586976397it should be 500k +. You serious right now?
>>586977381Yes
>>586977381yeah
>>586977210>forcing your +1 into a picture of something she has nothing to do withcringe
>>586977426You lostCope
KWABPress S
bake the new FUCKING thread already NIGGERTROONS
>>586977516>>586977516>>586977516>>586977516>>586977516
>>586977239BASED
>>586976454>FGC I dont know what this is>black people are funnierno>throw better partiessure do love eating soap with my bbq chicken and watermelon and purple drank>know how to have funa niggers version of fun is smoking pot on their front porch and ventilating their neighbor
>>586977239Five bucks when you shout bald once baldo steps in the light.
>>586973662In 2017, there was a developer on the team called Rahul. He sometimes made appearances on the official streams, and people were generally sympathetic towards him ever since they found out he had tuberculosis. On the Harbinger league announcement stream, they had reserved a short section for Rahul to talk about his design process for developing the Sewers area. As he was describing the references he had used, he suddenly started coughing uncontrollably. He was able to squeeze out the words, "Bring me... my... tub..." While it was obvious for most that he was asking for his tuberculosis medicine, Jonathan brought Rahul a bathtub and pushed him into it. Rahul then shat the tub full of liquid diarrhea shit as GGG rushed to turn off the camera. The video went dark, but right before the stream ended, you could hear Jonathan gleefully yell, "I just had the greatest idea for our next game." The VOD was then deleted, and any mention of the stream is deleted on both reddit and /poeg/, so you only see subtle references to it, such as "tub", "poo2", and "brown"
Fucking hell this preshow yap session is boring as fuck
i swear to god thats a bloodborne skin
