Our Gal EditionWhat is /crpgg/?A general dedicated to all Computer Role-Playing Games — past, present, and future. From isometric classics to modern remakes.Core Games:Arcanum, ATOM RPG, Avernum, Baldur’s Gate series, Black Geyser, Colony Ship, Deus Ex, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Encased, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Might & Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, Rogue Trader, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, SKALD, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vagrus, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many more.Recently Released: Esoteric Ebb, Banquet for Fools, Stellar Tactics, Zero ParadesIn Development: Altheia, Avaria, Olympus 2249, Rad New World, Rakshasa, Solasta II, Traveling at Night, Underrail 2, Vampire Syndicate, Vampire: The Masquerade - Eternal WhispersCancelled:Legends of Awen, Darkborn>Useful Links>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.png >Computer Role Playing Games Resources:https://pastebin.com/NEvHHATe https://monkposter.github.io/community.htmlPrevious Role-play:>>586848371>Thread Questionwhat's the best Pathfinder DLC class?
We love Cam here
Pathfinder is a shit series. Glad Owlcat dumped it. Deserved. You get what you fucking deserve Pathfinder FAGGOTS.
Is the new VA worth the budget for revoicing everything? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxTaZkTMTtg
Glory to Camellia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>586964937>far future setting>weapons have no optical or even iron sightsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586964937I hope it flops.
>just copypasting froggy's dogshit editionneck yourself OP
>>586964937Depends on how far along they were, but I agree that it was an important change. The VA in Andromeda was relentlessly mocked and those were just pockets of characters (metrosexual krogan, tech-support salarian, troon ai). If you had something grating attached to the player character, it would be a bad time for most people.
Ferros is so boring bros
Time to play.
>>586964802can you change the op yet
>>586965694Doesn't have vats, skip.
>>586964937not a crpg
>>586964937I doubt everything is voiced yet
>>586964937I know nothing about Expanse, is this going to be Owlcat's mass effect clone?
>>586966693No because there are no sexy blue aliens in Expanse lore, just mutated humans. Ex mass effect devsa re making a mass effect clone game but in that instead of sexy blue alien babes you get to fuck sentient animals.Yes i too hate modern gaming.
Time for a relatively sub-par build, but nice for RP in Morrowind.
>>586966693Yes minus the aliens
>>586967158...so not a ME clone?
>>586967564You are being needlessly pedantic.
>>586967030>high elf
>>586967674not really, if anything it's closer to a Starfield clone lol
>>586967564no its a ME clone
>>586967717I agree with that poster, you're being an obnoxious retard
>>586967771no it's not
>>586967909what's the appeal of ME without the aliens? how are you going to sell the Expanse to a ME fan?
>>586963649Inshallah brozzer
it's an me clone, except without the aliens, interstellar travel, planetside exploration, alien machine threat or space magicie, it's an me clone if your standard is cover shooter with romance in space
>>586968052stop being a coomer and you'll figure it out
>>586968184not an argument and it'll flop
>>586967915yes it is
>>586968270lol, I bet you said BG3 will flop too
>>586968168Starfield is basically a ME clone if you think about it>>586968367BG was a famous IP nobody gives a shit about the Expanse lol
the predator is about to become... the prey
>>586967701That's right M*an. Just look at how all the wenches swoon as soon I grace any inn with my dominant stature and golden skin.
Regina's ass will make sure the expanse doesn't flop
>>586968513>BG was a famous IPnobody cared about it until Swen got it
>>586968769>how can I make this about Larian
I'd better get an ambush round here
Swen please reveal the Divinity companions and please give us a romanceable female lizard companion!!
>>586968898it's the truth, Baldur's Gate was dead franchise that only balding gen x basement dwellers cared about until Larian made a sequel
so true, the Expanse will basically be Olwcat's BG3 when you think about it
no luck with the ambush round, so idk... looks like he has crazy high spell res too, I guess the strategy is to evil eye him and try to just whittle him downor I can use a midnight bolt or two of course but they barely did anything to areshkagal
Any particularly interesting ways to build a rapier using character in wrath? Without sword saint if possibleThought about maybe going instinctual warrior
>>586969330rapiers are for Camellia stop stealing her gimmick
>>586969459She usually dies in the basement…Also she’s really not doing much with the rapiers even if she gets to live.
Ahnassi, the khajiit at the inn told me this lady, Hrordis, worships Mehrunes Dagon. I shall now taunt her until she attacks me and then defeat her in legal combat. I will continue to do many things for Ahnassi because I want to fuck her. Khajiit pussy belongs to Altmer.
>>586970271>Khajiit pussy belongs to AltmerNo it doesn’t
>>586970571Of course it does!
ME1 is a really, really bad game desu
>>586970771It’s alright, it establishes everything
>>586970771TrueStill mogs 2 and 3
Right, as I thought. Didn't even need evil eye, just patiently attacked him until he died. Seems more like a lvl 18 encounter, to be fair, you should be able to go here first normally.
>>586970771all bioware games are like that, they're a lot better in the memory you had playing them in the 00s
oh noo.. not ciar. he was.. that guy
>>586968168Have you actually deluded yourself into thinking that nobody likes any sci-fi without aliens
>>586971930it's not a mass effect clone =/= no one likes sci-fi without aliens
owlcat will blow their real marketing budget on getting russian tikthots to dress up as regina closer to release
>>586973127Based owlcat
>>586973127You just want to goon to Regina cosplayers
>>586973127They won't have to because e-whores will do it all on their own once they realize people want to fuck Regina
>>586973127I'm waiting for the mid metal song from a youtube musician
>>586973127God I hope they don't post crops again I mentally can't handle it a second time
Regina Marek is of Polish descent. Never trust a Polish woman.
Regina Marek has Botox lips
>>586973127i hope they do the same for dark heresy but with ra'akhti
>>586973753Good
niggas out here jorkin it to turtles wih dreads
Regina has the hotwife look
can't wait to kiss her beak and cuddle with her
>>586974720handjobs, bodyjobs, beakjobs.
>>586974687is this what they meant when they said she's similar to cam?
>>586967158>M-minus the alienAll the alien companion you can romance might as well have been humans, the only aliens with an actual personality that feels alien was Mordin, Garrus, Tali and Liara might as well have been all human.
I wanna smooch her.
>>586975664>that feels alien was Mordinwhat exactly is so alien outside of the funny way he talks
In my quest for cat pussy I think I shall join the Imperial Cult. I was raped quite hard and brutally by a bonewalker and only through the grace of the Aedra was I healed and nourished back to my peak condition. I see the light! I am quite thankful to the Imperial Cult now.
>>586974687perfect for owlcuck fans then
>>586975856I mean he doesn't randomly talk funny it's built in within the character because of the short lifespan of salarians, most aspect of his personality (the pragmatism, cold logic etc )hinge on that compared to the others who feels more like and are for some just outcast of their own species.
>>586965818Todd's latest oeuvre will have ScrollSight AnseiTime (TM).You may archive this post.
>>586975886Ugly
>>586973496>>586973753Many are saying it.
>>586976489I definitely agree. The Altmer are much more aesthetically pleasing and majestic. Nord women have never been known for their looks, however. But all labor for the Aedra so respect must suffice at the very least.
>>586969130many are saying this
>>586977131*Nord woman with the exception of Eydis Fire-Eye.She's got a hairloss pattern that would make Auri-El swoon.
>>586971362Storywise this location is intended to be cleared first in this act.
I'm not playing Divinity if it doesn't have aliens in it
I'm not playing Divinity if it doesn't have a romanceable female elf in it
>>586969330In kingmaker you go for duel sword because of the aldori meme.Also, it is light on dex melee companions (goblin is the only one) so you can hog all the dex gear for yourself and be the party's thief.
Can you romance Tristian as a lawful evil character?
>>586977459Clavicus Vile can keep her
>>586971828I still haven't saved Ciar and the folk at the camp with the Sword of ValourI refuse to let Hulrun live, and so his schizophrenic babble and braindead """zeal""" cannot do the one thing his pathetic existence is worth
>>586979131>I refuse to let Hulrun liveCringe
The ethnic compositions of swamp shanty towns like Hla Oad and so on have always intrigued me in some manner. The name Hla Oad, for instance, is clearly a toponym of Dunmer origin. Nevertheless, the village's inhabitants are mostly outlanders like Bretons, Imperials, some wood elves and an orc. Not many dunmer, a couple, but the outlanders far outnumber them. Curious!
>>586979131>I refuse to let Hulrun liveI'm a simple man. If they hurt Ember they die.
Cyberpunk 2077 the CRPG
>>586975676
>>586983882Would only play it if I can make a shota and romance a girl several years older than him
>>586968367> I bet you said BG3 will flop tooBG3 floppedNo DLCNo new patches despite shit ton of bugsWOTC fired everyone who worked with Ben SwineBen Swine said that he won't be working with DnD ever
>>586979131but I did let both Hulrun and the desnans live, Ciar still died. was it because of his stupid quest? I kept the sword of gorum for Seelah to use
>>586985685*farts in your face*
Bringing Ember to war should keep you locked out of the good alignments
>>586985751based
>>586985937it's her destiny
>>586977886anon asked about wotr though>>586969330fighter+rogue variant of your choosingit's interesting in how tooled out you can get combining rogue talents with feats instead of trying to abuse stupid gimmicks like mutations and "stat to AC" crap
>>586985159>several years olderthey could be the same age or close in ageshe's chromed up from head to toe, the only human parts are like her head and brain, anything from the chin down is chrome
I let ember die because she's not my problem
>>586985159>I only care about the fotm porn trendWe know
>>586986404Camellia...
>>586986354She's a teenager, at the very least she has to be 15, probably 16
>>586986404Seelah...
>>586986448Trvth
I love Lann. He's so cool and reliable.
>>586986218Rogue can’t hit shit. Anything past 4 levels is insanely bad.
funny thing, this place reminds me of something that I haven't recalled since 2020 when I first played fallout 4. the memory place in Act 5 areelus lab has a very similar look and feel to the memory device in fallout 4 when you go into that immortal merc's brain, I think his name was kellogg's or something
>>586987246uh whatever dude I hit shit fineno I don't play on unfair, it isn't interesting to play on unfair
NE Demon KC adopting Ember as his daughter, training and making her stronger so that she can take him down if he goes too far is peak dramakino. Rhymes with Areelu and KCs relation as well.
>>586987723This but also marrying Arueshalae, going Legend, and killing Areelu while gloating that she had nothing to offer to save her child's soul, not even her own life.
>>586988056>and killing Areelucringe, you're supposed to use her son's soul to close the Worldwound and spare her so she can live the rest of her life knowing she failed miserably
>gay headcanonsreal owlcat hours
>>586988397Being gay is a favorite pastime in Russia
>Solas stole Briala's eluvian network Solas: 'Yo Briala, I'm really happy for you (I'm not, that's a lie) but I won't let you finish'
>>586988397I headcanon that your waifu dies
>>586988364>the rest of her lifebitch I am not letting her plot to get revenge on my kid, unlike you I am not a moron
>>586989149She completely loses all drive to do anything and just fucks off to live somewhere alone until she dies
>>586989149>>586988364>>586988056your lack of love for the woman who gave you everything disgusts me.
If Areelu wanted me to go along with her plan, she should have offered sex
>>586989512She is not a hoe. You have to earn that privilege by ascension.
honestly sometimes my KC horrifies even me
>>586989430I allowed her to live, isn't that enough?
>>586989430she didn't give me fucking shit I earned everything I took and arueshalae saved me from this woman's poisonous "gifts"
Does anyone have the "think about it logically" Areelu vocaroo?
>>586990027>>586990185You ungrateful bastards...
>>586989729>She is not a hoeliterally a single mom
Does pathfinder work on dnd logic where your soul gets sent to the torture wall if you're an atheist?
Shadowheart my beloved...
>>586991065She either created the semen in her lab or used the Flemeth approach. Still not a hoe doe.
atheists get fed to groetus lmao
>>586992426I would worship Groetus
Which crpg lets me become Adam Jensen-tier cyborg
Camellia if she were a good character
>>586992675Don't compare my wife with that whore thank you
sebille's sex scene is lacklustre compared to lohse's
I wish were Mizora's sissy faggot slave so much bros
>>586992675She looks best in the loading screen art desu.
who will be the shadowheart of divinity
>>586992613Caves of Qud. Colony Ship, maybe? Never played it but know it has a bunch of implants.
>>586992613Shadowrun
>>586993262malady will be an origin
>>586993081Personal sexual fantasies with [insert character here] are not CRPG related.Your mind is sick, you can't even type properly, it's porn addiction. Find help.
>>586992675if she eats lohse out, does she get to see her memories?
>>586994121go polish a turd
>>586993081good post
New Camkino just dropped
>>586994981more cucking? I hope so.
>>586992613I was able to make a pretty decent adam build in shadowrun dragonfall (street samurai, ares dermal armor, cyberlegs, laser designator eyes) it costed a lot of money but it did made my character OP
in all honesty, no memeing no shitposting no chudcel neofash virtue signalling:if magic was real but could be used to summon demons (or worse), would you ban it forever and kill everyone who practiced it? if you say yes, how do you justify playing a spellcaster in video games, knowing it is a poisonous power fantasy akin to being an anticitizen and a harmful being to all normal human beings around you?
>>586994215yup
Camellia but written by Larian
>>586996357would be the same
>>586996357she still cucks you, but with druids
>>586996357>get cucked by a bear this timejust romance shart, go all in on shar and she'll be evil too
shadowheart has the decency to ask if you want to have an orgy and wont do anything if you won't join her camellia will go to the whorehouse & fuck corpses either way
Camellia but written by Obsidian
>>586997578No romance. She fucks another woman instead.
Yrliet but written by Avellone
>>586995596nah I'd just summon some demons they seem pretty chill
>>586997691she's finally a good character.
>>586995596stick to divine magic just like they didalso they didn't kill arcane casters, they imprisoned them
>>586997691>twice as much dialogue>still won't fuck you
>>586995339Obviously
>>586998359hot
>>586998359maybe i should start a patreon and just draw CRPG cuck romances
>>586988397I don't know how familiar you are with roleplaying games, but you're kind of encouraged to make your own story beyond the broad brushstrokes of the game mechanics.
>>586996357She look suspiciously like swen vincke in a wig and has sex with lizards.
>>586970771The main missions are okEverything outside of those is awful
>>586999219let's see your drawings
>>587000263he makes aislop
>>587000149I just finished Ferros and am really struggling to not drop it. I might power on through and see if I like ME2 more.
it's way too late for this. obviously the symbols on the sides are numbers from enigma, but I don't know what they mean for the bottle pieces. I'll finish this, then greybor's quest and then the game next week
guess who's back? back again
>>587000263see >>586964893 which I hand drew because I'm a hecking real artisanal artist, all of my video game erotic dog art is farm to table
>>587002543late
>>587002543more like david GAYder
>>586981364A lot of these coastal swamp towns are owned by Hlaalu, so they’re probably bringing economic incentives for foreigners to move there so they’re can expand their influence.
>>587004185This doesn't make any sense and is the kind of pseud you only encounter on 4chan. How does bringing in some breton in rags to live in a swamp shack expand the influence of Hlaalu? With who? Bretons in rags who live in swamp shacks?
>>587004356Territorial claims and physical expansion, that’s how. By bringing in settlers from abroad tax incentives are given to the settlers in exchange them living there. Win win.
Alright, I'm done for the week. I have an ice cold beer sitting in the fridge and a pulled pork sandwich arriving shortly. What roles should I play on this fine friday evening?
>>587006069Terminator Resistance
>>587002543Bioware refugees will turn up in random places now.
>>587006494Why would anyone want them...
Yrliet written by Sawyer
>>586991067Sort of.Pharasma sends them to the planes that fits with their alignment.They can be a bitch about it and reject Pharasma. Then they are sentenced to forever wander astral plane until they dissapear which is basically what being stuck in a soul wall is.
>>587004356>>586981364Mexico tried this by inviting White settlers into Texas, which was then mostly unpopulated Mexican territory
>>587000263Reckon I have what it takes to quit my day job and devote myself to my art full time?
>>586986218In wrath rogue is better but you have 3 companions who are melee dex too.Mythic gives you spellbook.Mythic light armor focus makes you hit and damage on par with martials.There are mythics that boost your dex.Eldritch rogue dip fighter for proficiencies. That's my build for Woljif on unfair, would work for mc too.
>>587007074better than sloppa
>>587007715why is pseudo realistic arue in the same picture as cartoonish cam? I thought slop was supposed to be good at this
>>587008562to better rile you
>>587008562Because it's poorly made slop of actual fanart
>>587008632not funny
>>587006793She's now black, nothing else changes.
It's funny how he always posts it when he gets actually riled up
>>587008632extremely funny, and helpful to boot
>>587006793shes now a proud lesbian
>>587009181BASED
>>587006793no romanceso, just yrliet
>>587008632funny
>>587008632>>587009052>>587009571least obvious samefag
>>587009628he does it on purpose
>>587009628anon...
I am helpful, and I not, mon-keigh?
We all love camellia
>>587010173>Marazhai has orgies in his romanced endingWould this be preferable over having her dump you?
Camellia is literally just an excuse to shitpost at this point, nobody actually likes her for who she is
I've been seeing an uptick of CamelliaGODs recently. Even on normie platforms like youtube. Did something happen?
>>587010309this is cope, I love Camellia
>>587010384name 3 things
>>587010457boobs, bum, face
>>587010367one guy made a click bait video about herbut camfags have always been a loud minority, this is nothing new
>>587010529all generic
What are the good classes in this game?
>>587010249this is the yremeryss ending they stole from us
Which way KC?
>>587010309I like her>>587010457great at her job (murder), she doesn't judge me, and she was a good friend.
>>587010787You want to get cucked by this thing?
>>587011006Yes.
>>587011089Well I can appreciate the honesty at least
>>587010309an evergreen classic
I think Morrigan is the only shrew you can actually fix.Every other "I can fix her" romance either never really need fixing, or doesn't really get fixed. To be fair tho Morrigan does have the benefit of appearing in Inquistion to round out her romance arc.
>>587011178Cam would unironically get gangbanged by them, the idea of debasing herself like that would turn her on
Why are Camfags like this
>>587011262>Every other "I can fix her" romance either never really need fixing, or doesn't really get fixedI'm going to need you to elaborate on Viconia not needing to be fixed when she spends like half your romance constantly talking shit and having meltdowns because she feels funny inside while she's with you.
>>587011262Viconia?Wenduag?Kibellah?
Okay I'm going to play BG1. What's generally a class that can take me through both games plus the expansion? I know Alignment is actually important in these games so I intended to romance Viconia so I'm guessing Paladin is off the table.
>>587011640>I know Alignment is actually important in these games so I intended to romance Viconia so I'm guessing Paladin is off the table.It's not that important and a Paladin can totally romance Viconia, there are no restrictions like thatPlay any martial, you have plenty of mage companions
>>587011640>I'm going to play BG1big mistake, doesnt hold up at all
>>587013384I think it's embarrasing for modern games to be worse than a 27 yo game
It appears her superiority has led to some controversy, has it not?
>>587014008It certainly would be. Thankfully they don't have to worry about that with games like BG1.
you can't even romance in bg1, what's the point
>>587014383Actually you can romance Neera in BG1.
>>587014495hell yeah I love cuckoldry!
prompting the best possible crpg as we speak, if you have any ideas share them before its too late
>>587014913a waifu that only loves me and not any other player
>>587015165ive already instructed it to include cuckoldry to appeal to owlcat fans
>>587014495Nee who?
Can you even be evil in dragon age origins?
>>587015675You can’t side with the archdemon but you can be a asshole and kill most people
>>587015964Is it the fun type of evil where you get cool powers or the fable kind of evil where you get a choice between saying hello and eating someone's arm?
Why the fuck are there so many goblins to fight in Kingmaker?
>>587016078both
>>587016192because they live there
>>587011006I want to cuck Calcazar by fucking Yremeryss
who do i romance im wotr
>>587017153Go to ao3.cumType in pathfinder: war of the rhngihtneous in the search bar
>>587017153daeran>>587017352ao3 is on maintenance
>>587017153Wenduag
Maybe it's autism but I try to match my character exactly to the portrait. Look this dude is wielding a rapier and a punching dagger, so I did. While rapiers are a good weapon in Wrath punching daggers are kind of a meme but I stuck to it. Same with rogue trader.
>>587021624I also try to do someting similar but with Rapier and dagger instead
>>587021624what a fucking stupid pair of weapons>let me have range with my rapier>and also get close to punch you with my fist-dagger
>>587021624Just use a dagger. Same shit really and there are good daggers in the game. I don't even remember any punching daggers.
>>587022773The idea is for a duelist dagger. The rapier lock the other sword in place while the dagger break the blade.
You know what bug me about OWlcat CRPG? Is that every single debuff need a seperate spells to cure them. That just make spells become bloated
>>587009280Nah, instead of just being platonic she would ask you to help her romance someone else. She wouldn't sacrifice anything for you or tell you you're special to her like she does in Rogue Trader.
>>587023879If only there was one spell that consolidated all the healing spells. We could call it heal or something.
Oopsie! It's going to be fine, right? Just a mutated toe, I bet.
>>587024849I hope you have points in stealth and melee combat or you'll have a bad time as a mutie.
maybe recruiting bandits was a bad idea
>>587027104They're not bandits
>>587027104ngl I really hate the art style of this game
>>587025582No points in stealth but the build was melee. Should be fiiine!
>>587027715ngl you have supremely shit taste
>>587027104Not bandits. Just some peasants who were at odds with their village and decided to leave, but the villagers had other opinions. Don't skip dialogue
>>587010760archer is really strongthen some melee for early crowd controlyour two other companions can be magic users
>>587027104Did you recruit Ekkil and Onef?
Dude, man, come give a hug to your good buddy!No one recognizes you, to my knowledge, not that they should.Unless it was patched I think The Gunslinger is the only one you can "talk" to.
Why do CRPG always have to add in some extra minigame?>WotR: Crusader management>Kingmaker: Town management>RT: colonies management and ship battle>Expedition: Rome: campaign management
>>587027547>>587027937I see>>587027715for a decade old game it looks pretty good>>587028087the crazy guy?I didn't kill him, He made an offer about raiding some warehouse. The deal sounded sus so I declined and left himI didn't know you can recruit that guy
>>587028974>He made an offer about raiding some warehouseThat's Onef, in the helemt, The twitchy guy is Ekkil. Yeah, you can recruit both. Those are bandits. Hogun and Mogun are not
>>587028847That's just new CRPGs.Older ones barely have one, and if they have any, it's optional.FO1: optional gamblingArcanum: optional gamblingTrudograd: optional card game sideplotColony Ship: no mini gameDOS1: some optional and non optional puzzles and riddlesFO3, NV, DEHR and other games during this era (2010s) had those horrid mini games all over: lockpicking, hacking.The management thing, I think, is because it was a way for Obsidian and other devs to entice people to donate more to a kickstarter>hey give us more money and we'll implement this basic bitch management mini game, and became mainstream.
>>587024849>>587028674not a crpg
>>587029163They have it because BG2 had strongholds. NWN2 and Awakening did it way before kickstarter.
>>587029306You actually manage it in BG2? Like do stuff and upgrade it?
>>587029227Nigga....
>>587029412you're not suppose to say that word
>>587015675Yeah there are several quest resolutions and story decisions that are evil. The urn, what to do with Redcliff and Eamon, and several others.It's much like mass effect and swtor and baldurs gate 1-3 where you ultimately have to kill the bad guy, but you can do terrible things for various reasons along the way to express an evil character.>>587028847The boat in deadfire...At least in KM there was precedent for running your kingdom in the tabletop AP. I don't mind RT's colonies, since they give you good stuff and they have several opportunities to express certain alignments or beliefs with the choices. Which I suppose is true for the KM kingdom management as well, but I feel RT's was better executed since you just roll up and choose stuff, you don't fail stuff because you didn't check something or do something in the "right" order. It seems they got feedback on KM about people not liking those aspects so RT didn't have it.
>>587029401Barely. Devs were just obviously inspired by it and kept getting more and more complex with the minigames. You can probably blame NWN2 adding taxes and trade routes.
>>587029723
ran out of foodfuuuuck
>>587014913MAKE THE MC A SPINOSAURUS MIRABILIS AND ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS DINOSAURS TOOAdd humans but they are just slaves to the dino chads. Dinos should keep em as cattle for food.And make the Spino MC wield a huge buster sword.
>>587030634eat your soldiers
>587030860samefagging look at the typingthose are slopasaurs
>>587031312Have you considered meds?
thank you oddlief very cool
Getting to the sewers is far harder than it should be. Never thought a couple of Zoners would ever give me so much trouble.A side entrance would be nice, especially since the questline has its own combat sections already.
looks like i might get a game over just by running out of food
>>587031759not a crpg>>587031774also not a crpg
>>587030860neck yourself passbitch
>587031517We see you, stay mad
>>587033354Nyo, I got pizza in the oven.After that is devoured, it's vidya time! Not sure what I'll play today. Maybe I'll continue King Arthur Knights Tale.. maybe some Total War.. maybe some Tekken..
What CRPGs need is a sex mini game>cum meter>choose position and where you do it>2P, 3P, 4P>have to keep mouse in sync with the rhythm or else you cum first!>if you cum first, she loses respect for you
>>587033585not crpg
>>587033621Try Koikatsu.
>>587033621play skyrim
Post quality would improve if you had to beat your meat before hitting submit
these anons are warhammer owlkeks, they dont have meat to beat anymore
Anyone had a chance to try out the Ultima games on Steam Linux?Daggerfall and Arena just use the windows version of DosBox running in Wine, so it's broken as hell.
>linuxlollamau
My very own mutated dog pack, it's everything I ever wanted! Also, that dog is HUGE by the way. This section with the dogs is very short, and their pathfinding trapped me a couple of times but it's a nice, humorous inclusion regardless.
>>587034896ur dog looks fabulous
>>587034896there are pets in underrail?
>>587035097No, not for the player. It's just a very short section of this particular questline, ten minutes at most.There's a companion for a brief period as well, if you have the Heavy Duty DLC and only on it, but that's it.
where the h*ck is underrail 2
>>587035757Let him cook!
>>587036184it's never coming out is it
>>587036184Looks soulless
>>587036601I trust it will, when it's ready. Don't worry about it.>>587036647Agreed, I much prefer the look of the original. But if it turns out the game is good, I can move past that.
gortash should have looked like that
>>587038116https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VgdUTclAUQQ
>>586981364My Morrowind looks prettier.
>>586990185>he got conned out of divinity by a run through demon whorelol
>>587039385
>>587039385>>587039489what mod list?
>>587039945Very heavily modified NEMAS.
Morrowind remaster shadowdrop when?
>>587039385are you hyped for the MOST IMPORTANT Morrowimd mod of ALL TIME????
>>587040915Sex framework?
>>587040915???
>>587040949>>587040971https://youtu.be/TuMKOeUXk1I?si=9Bj0RpSMDsNTPQGD
>>587039385This to me ruins the soul of the original. I like to keep things somewhat simple
>>587041023This would be better in Skyrim which has more verticality
>>587041023>ai slop shit
>>587039489What’s the point of playing Morrowind if you just want it to look like Skyrim?
>>587041152saying something that looks good is slop won't make it sothese vibe coded mods shit on crap made by actual triple a devs lolreverse engineering a game was one of the hardest things to do in programming, ai does it easybut I assume you're a rabid anti-ai redditor who only seethes at AI cause his echo chamber told him to
>>587041789holy...
>>587016439I think people vastly overestimate how much Calzone cares about Marazhais sister
>>587030634repeat after me>AN ARMY MARCHES ON ITS STOMACH
>>587042545Yremeryss also overestimates how much he cares about her
>>587041023Holy kino
Has anyone played the SNES port of Wizardry?Then Nipponese love some Wizardry, so apparently it got a better port than the gold box or Ultima games.Would you consider that port a worthwhile way to first experience the games? I know that they swapped parts 2 and 3, but that's about it. Any other reasons why I'd probably just want to use DosBox?
At least Camellia is hot, what's the appeal of Wenduag?
>>587048835baby's first viconia clone
>>587047589The remasters are better
>>587048958Literally nothing like Viconia. The only actual Viconia clone is Morrgian. Wenduag is a retarded cunt with inconsistent writing.
>>587048835She is literally the only sane choice if you are not rp'ing as some sort of retarded cuck. >arue is a """"reformed"""" whore>cam is cam>Galfrey is decrepit retard
>>587050379a failed Viconia clone is still a Viconia clone>>587050801>retarded cuckWendubro... that's exactly what you are
>>587050801Doesn’t Wendog try to betray you
>>587051495She also tries to fuck your friends
>>587051552and random people you meet along the way
>>587050801You just know that Wendawg ran up a body count of fat and ugly little demons covered in an oily substance that rivals Arue's during her short stay in hell (They're powerful so it's 1. not cuckolding and 2. something she simply had to do)
Man Kingmaker really is a chore to play. Crisis arise -> solve the crisis -> sitting around waiting for the enxt crisis Just finish the Season of Bloom arc and I lost all motivation to keep playing
>>587052595Varnhold Vanishing is even worse. Usually what completely kills the steam for most players.
>>587053097Is WoTR the same as Kingmaker structurely?
>>587052595>Kingmaker really is a chore to playRelatable. Anons here will look you in the eye and tell you KM is better than Wotr
>>587053221You don't have to run back to your capital to handle kingdom events that you can't ignore because then it's game over. You can more or less ignore crusade mode if you want. Actually I think there's an option to just straight up turn it off.
>>587053221Wrath's acts all feel different from each other. I actually like KM more but its acts have the same loop. Kingdom management game is what holds up the game.
>>587053398I think it has a better setting, adventure and companions. But the game has horrible pacing, even though I enjoy the game by Pitax I always get burned out and just start rushing to the end.
>>587053398imo Kingmaker is carried hard by the variety in enemies and by the fantasy it offers. WOTR is overall the better game, but Kingmaker is a nice change of paceIt's also not that bad compared to WOTR, just a fair bit rougher around the edges. It's a nice enough experience
>>587054737>Bleeds a lotthey just have irregular periods, you're so insensitive
>>587054737Latent psykers are not unsancionted psykers, the redditor who made this is an idiot
>>587054737>it's le same waifu 2.0!thank you reddit, very insightful
>>587054737yeah shes the same character thank you owlscat
>>587054737erllaeth
>>587054737remember how Eogunn was the same as Pasqal.
>>587054737>be owlcat>make RT>people complain about no waifus>make one out of spite>charge money for it>good reception>make another dlc>"wtf owlcat why no waifu?">make another dlc with waifu>waifu is rehash of the 1st>good receptioneverything according to keikak
>>587055439n....no.... you're not allowed to point that out....
>>587054737>thinks the emperor is death (not heresy for some reason)Baffling how some redditor would get agitated enough over 40k dollies to sit down and make this shit while knowing diddly squat about the setting.
>>587055439he's not a waifu though
>>587054737kibelards and stellards can kill each other
>>587055839latent psykers are still not unsanctioned psykers, redditor
>>587055894>steals images from reddit>not a redditor they still get taken away redditor, read the book
>>587055959>they still get taken awaystill not the same, redditranny
>>587056028>latent psykers are considered dangerous weak points, and the agents of the Black Ships do not shy away from hunting them down.Redditranny are you going to have a seizure every time someone insults Kibellah-sama again
>>587056214>>587056028
>>586986648I kinda like there's someone who actually called Ember out for her bullshits and preachy attitude and not just "I AM STUPID UNLIKABLE EVIL SO I HATE KIDS AND POORFAGS" like Cam. Notice how Seelah is actually supportive of Arue, she is just annoyed at the "Maybe those demons you killed are innocent dindu (despite them just holding cannibalistic rape party a few minute ago)"
>>587056214lol aren't redditrannies the one who despise kibellah like you? something about her being a straight male fantasy or whatever troonspeak you guys use?
>>587056260that's a yes redditranny >>587056335I hate her fans, you fags are insufferable and should rope yourself
>>587048835Monstergirl fucker
Why does the Redditor use Reddit as an insult so much?
>>587056263Meant to quote >>586986604
How do we get Kibblewhales to make their own circlejerk subreddit
What's some essential mod for WoTR?
>>587056335There's no use trying to reason with makeup peddler redditors they know absolutely nothing about 40k and are interested solely in regurgitating shit and demented waifuwarring.They are just not serious people.
>not serious peopleHE INSULTED MY DOLLIES HE IS A FAKE FAN
This meltdown just because the redditor can't accept that a laten psyker isn't the same as an unsanctioned one
I love Kibellah
>>587056696You literally go to reddit and steal posts making fun of your waifu. I opened the subreddit and nooticed you never take memes from that Illa bitch, why not?
>>587056740I hate the nose tube thing. Kinda turn off for me. I can't get into Dune because every motherfuckers have it.
>>587056829>I opened the subredditI'm sure you opened it just now and don't visit it every day
>>587056889thats you, look. why don't you repost this? is it cause your waifu isn't on it?
I love Kibellah more than life itself
>>587056957Most of RT's companions look boring, ngl.
>>587056648>u-uh I know you just said that fighting over waifus but like, uh Kibellah or something, you have to be besotted with her or everything falls apartSee, he's genuinely so low IQ that he desperately can't accept that this isn't about this isn't about waifuwarring. Console war-tier bickering over owlcat waifus is his only exposure to the second, he's not a secondary or tertiary, he's an quarternary.
>>587057084Kek, trueIt's like the mere mention of a waifu he doesn't like is enough to trigger him
>>587057084>he's not a secondary or tertiary, he's an quarternary.
>>587050801>wendog>saneWotr's only good waifu is daeran. He's also more feminine than any of the other """"""""females""""""" in your party
>feeling superior over 40gay
>>587057383Daeran is a man, stop shoving your faggotry every time we're talking about the women. And especially stop doing it with the one male romance option that cuckolds you.
>>587057038RT is designed for people who know nothing about 40K to get into the setting. That mean that each companions is basically the basic version of each major faction.
>>587055439Retards here think that if two characters have the same hair colour that makes them very similar
>>587057383>more feminine than any of the otherThat is probably true, what are the women's strength?
>>587057461>Daeran is a manHe is, and somehow still mogs all of your garbage waifus despite having a very feminine penis
I let Daeran did his thing as I thought it was some funny shitpost and he gave me shits like useless but pricey ring, scrolls and baths. However when he invited me to a not-date that was too gay for me so I aborted the whole thing.
>>587057582The only one who has lower strength than him is Nenio with 5. Even emder is stronger
The people have spoken, Baldur's Gate 3 will soon be played in /crpgg/
>>587057702>Even emder is strongerEmber suplexing him
>>587057746based
>>587057602>He is, and somehow still mogsNo he doesn't. Because unlike you I'm not a faggot and have zero attraction to men. I'd sooner fuck Wenduag.
>>587057834Drawfag needs to draw emder beating daeran in armwrestling
>>587055439But Eogunn is FAT and OLD>I realize that Eogunn might be a bastardization of Eugen
>>587057856tongueslut pitslut, needs correction
>>587057856imagine slurping her pussy like a ravenous hound
>>587057746nice of you to play a good game for a change
>>587057656loser he's the best romance
Reminder that Daeran and Jae are the only Owlkek romance options that are okay with sharing
>>587057206>jakpostingneck yourself
Does Nenio ever have good banter/commentary or does she stuck in her own reddit humor bubble? AFAIK she doesn't even have different interaction to your mythic parts.
>>587058348>Does Nenio ever have good banter/commentaryNo.
>>587058235Octavia and Reg are too
>>587057963'slurping pussy' is unironically gay
>'slurping pussy' is unironically gay
>>587058380Not counting the cuck couple and the twins
WAAAAAAHH NENIO WAAAAHHHH
>>587058561cope, froggy
>>587058348Nenio is funny when she makes companions uncomfortable
>>587058538you'll never be a woman, but you've placed yourself in a woman's role
Nenio owes me sex.
>>587058723Froggy....
I Love CRPGs
>>587058809the mexican debra wilson
>>587058882She's Bulgarian
>>587058809voice actresses are not crpg
>>587058809>>587057856Fuck off
>>587058809Voices best girl in e33
>>587057856>>587058945these two had sex irl
>>587059003She's a married woman, with a child.
Why do both BG3 and Wrath use the spellslot system for spellcasting but people like BG3 system more?
>>587059156Because WotR is designed around most of your spell slots being wasted on prebuffing
I think we're witnessing the last few years where voice actors get to enjoy any fame, in 5-10 years it'll be socially acceptable to use AI slop to voice your waifus
>>587059156because you don't need to rest in bg3's to change spells
>>587054737they are supremely mad about straights over there
>>58705915690% less fights. Especially against shitmobs.
>>587059143hot
>>587059156because it is easier for people that don't play crpgs nigga think a little before posting
>>587059241good
>>587059241bad
>>587059241are you going to coom over the AI voice instead of a real woman then
>>587057746Let me guess, you'll play a racist paladin with an oath to kill dark skinned creatures
>>587058809corrrrrrrrrr
>>587059252Yeah, you really need before hand knowledge to pick spell in Pathfinder game
>>587057746actually WOTR should have won because one guy admitted voting BG3 because he wanted to force you to blog a "real" crpg
>>587059586he is DOING that. don't forget a blonde lesbian
>>587059707he botted it retard
>>587060001>he botted his own poll to make it seem like bg3 and wotr and mass effect are popular herealright retard
>>587057856I love when you repost my webms, bro>>587058882>>587058946>>587058949>>587058964>>587059617It's crazy how hard Jennifer English mogs Dev in the pit department.
>>587059575we won't be able to tell the difference between AI slop and the real womanit'll sound just like Ana de Armas
how do they find kids to voice the children in crpgs? aren't there laws against that
>>587060075yes you certainly didKYS
>>587060481he did and im surprised he didn't bot another non crpg as 1
>>587054737many are saying it but most were too busy with the really important things like snarking and nursing a grudge against dolls to dig out versions 1.3 and 1.4 of the Imperial Agents and Adepta Sororitas faction packs
>>587060585bg3 is the platonic ideal of the crpg however
>>587060804please don't use words you don't understand
>>587060804/crpgg/ hates bg3 but it is a crpg in the end
>>587060804truth
Did you know that Marazhai's VA is in BG3?
>>587060872It is a crpg but it is not a crpg like any other crpg because Larian and 5E are doing their own simple and casualized thing. It caters to an entirely different audience. There is some overlap but they are far from acceptable to include together.
>>587060804I never knew that there was a belgian dating sim floating around the hyperuranian.
>>587060804more like the moronic ideal of the crpg
THAT ISN'T WHAT PLATONIC MEANS!! Open a goddamn dictionary
>>587061004gigacope desu
The only thing Shadowheart deserves is bullying
You should not be proud of being ignorant. What a gross general
>>587060804this one really riled them up
>>587061004I completely agree.
>>587061004its a normiefied crpg happy
>>587059156less slots wasted on buffspam before a fightspells have more uses than just damagespells themselves feel far more satisfying to cast
Karlach is a good one
Baldur's Gate 3? Great CRPG, one of the best.
>Remove Poison>Delay Poison>Remove Blindness>Remove Curse>Remove Disease>FatigueThis is just to tiresome
>>587061818Where is Rogue Trader?
You guys have been capping bigly about about the mythical bg3 woman audience.I referenced bg3 off-handedly in a conversation with female acquaintance and she stared at me like I was speaking Greek.
>>587061818>today>yesterday>sub 1k hours in bothperformative screenshotting
>>587062027>You guysIt's only the few women that play the game that try to pretend they're not a minority, they do the same with Owlkek games
>>587062043You seem upset, play more CRPGs
>>587062027maybe find out if your normie coworker is a gamer first
What can Owlcat learn from Larian?
>>587059232very rarely found myself prebuffing on core, tbqh
>>587062246How to make proper reactivity and combat encounters. They've been trying ever since WotR's DLCs but it looks like they're finally getting good at it with DH
>>587062218I've apparently played more than you ever will!
>>587062246Less encounter with trash mob. Less useless spells Caster have something to do when they don't want to /can't cast their devastating spells. Less bloated stats
>>587062241The conversation was literally about video games, lmao.>coworker
What's the point of playing a custom character when the dark urge exists?
Today is N7 day, are we ready to watch Owlcat play ME on stream??
>>587062762>how can I make this about Owlcat
>>587062712Some people are sissies and don't like the idea of playing an amnesiac serial killer necrophiliac
>>587062027The one woman I knew who played BG3 was morbidly obese like literal ball of fat tier.
>>587062979Let me guess, her favorite was Astarion
>>587062712I don't want to be a murderhobo, shits ass
>>587063060No, Gortash.
>>587062712For people who interpret any background as intruding on self-insert potential or those who get squeamish at the violent compulsions
>>587062762Today is the day of teh Great October Revolution. Nobody gives a shit about me-slop
>>587062712>what's the point of playing a role when you can play the snowflake Swen has made for you?this is why nobody takes you seriously
>>587063106>>587063140lol on point
>>587063062You don't have to, the dark urge is literally just a custom character with extra content.
>>587062712because I want to play a role
>>587063178I don't like Swen's characters. I think he's cringe. Does that offend you?
>>587063140You do realise that BG2 was also like that, right? Originally The Dark Urge was supposed to be the only custom character.
*AHEM*Durge is Tav+Thanks for your attention
>>587063185he is still a murderhobo, no its subtle he was murdering tons of people before the game started
>>587062246like the other anons said. less purple prose, less generic mob fight and stat buffing to high hell. more reactivity and good combat encounter. RT gives me hope that they finally learned their lesson but they need to stop making your character OP as hell after act 2.
>>587063352Cool. Still not playing it though
>>587063319b-b-b-b-b-b-but MY BACKSTORY with zero reactivity that doesn't matter at all because the only thing that matters is being a Bhaalspawn raised by Gorion in Candlekeep........
>>587062389I like the amount of enemies in the pathfinder games. It feels real that an untamed wilderness and the worldwound will be crawling with monsters, and they give me a chance to use my abilities. BG3 feels like if someone took a real dnd campaign with all the limitations of one and turned it into a videogame. The encounters feel like setpieces the DM has prepared in advance, and although they might be a good DM they can't really throw waves at you. It's like a Faerun themepark, even your companions feel like someone's first dnd character and Lae'zel is the one experienced player that knows how to roleplay.
I just want to have sex with Orin...
>>587063319No it was not. You have no set backstory in BG1/2 aside from being a Bhaalspawn raised by GorionI am not forced to have Amnesia or listen to some rambling goblin or put up with past "decisions" I never made.You don't even have to interact with Imoen past the initial recruitment
>>587063593Instead the game gives you a dream sequence at the end of every act, trying to pretend you're struggling between the choice of good and evil when in truth it doesn't really matter
durgefags cannot imagine making your own dnd character
Lizards are gay and cringe
BG3 >>>>> your favorite CRPG
If you dont play as an aasimar or elf then u cringe
Lizards are sexy and seductive
>>587063687yeah those were dumbI am not saying BG1/2 have not aged kind of poorly.The dialogue in BG1 is either Gentleman Boyscout or Puppykicking Asshole but at least they don't try to force years of kicking puppies into my backstory
a real problem among crpgfags is trying to pretend they're tabletop sessionsthey're not, they're video gamesyou have no real freedom, you're limited by the choices the developers give youhaving an actual backstory (even better if it's up to choice) that actually influences the game and world >>>> being a blank slate that doesn't feel like they belong there
>I can't roleplay a character unless the game spoonfeeds me I'm Geralt de Riviagrim
my pc raped your mother, thats his backstory
>>587064056CRPG players aren't generally interested in linear games. Write some better reactivity
Pre buffing is lame and gay
playing as an elf is gay and cringe
>>587064153Always about rape with you people
>>587064056ok bro we get ityou like playing as a aids ridden rapebaby of bh**l. People with a good taste and imaginative minds choose to play as their own Tav tho.
>>587059707I assume you mean me, in which case I should say the order of my top three were WOTR, BG3, and DOS2
>>587064260>playing as an elf is gay and cringeIt's straight and based actually. Only true white men could understand.
>establish that bhaalists engage in incest>establish that Saverok fucked his own daughter>introduce the dark urge as a bhaalspawn>establish that he has a sexy slutty sister>don't let him fuck her and/or rape her Seriously, what the fuck is Larian's problem?
dude like it's a video game bro none is this shit is real nahmean... I'd rather play a character written for me bro... ain't nobody got time for roleplay and shit ya feel me...
>>587064524>posts gay redheaded elf miming a blowjob with sex eyeshuh??
>>587064621Anon....
Divinity and the NotDyscoElysium with vampires game are the only crpgs I'm looking forward to, I'll have to wait half a decade for DH to be feature complete
>>587064858>NotDyscoElysiumDE is not a crpg so notDE will also not be a crpgconsider "playing" visual novels since that's what you're into
>>587064524Why play an elf when you can be a cat?
>>587064991Shut up
>>587064991>DE is not a crpgit's on the /crpgg/ recommendation list tho
>>587065082it was an inside joke that became real once newfags started flooding in post 2023
>>587064991Can you explain what about the game disqualifies it as a CRPG besides you not liking it because it doesn't have TB combat
>>587065070Because cats are made to be fucked by the player character. They exist to please superior races. In fact, I am wooing one such pussy cat right now, and soon enough I shall plunge by Altmer spear right into her moonsugar cavern.
>>587065248>99% of the "game" is spent reading >there is rarely if ever any mechanical input needed>no combat>NO roleplay, depressed cop Harry or super depressed Harry or retard depressed Harry are the same characterreminder that tacking on dice rolls does not make a visual novel a crpg
>>587065539
>>587065753>99% of the "game" is spent readingmany CRPGs are like this>there is rarely if ever any mechanical input neededwalking around and interacting with the environment and NPCs are standard CRPG mechanics>no combatthere doesn't need to be. you can finish AoD and tabletop sessions without combat>NO roleplay, depressed cop Harry or super depressed Harry or retard depressed Harry are the same characterFAIR but also disqualifies the Witcher, Torment, and KotOR
My favorite CRPG? Cyberpunk 2077.
How fast does you reach level cap in WOTR? If you don't go into legend.
>>587066186anime larper
>>587065539I respect someone who can tell what race is the sexiest even if we disagree upon the superiority of races.
>>587066052>FAIR but also disqualifies the Witcher, Torment, and KotORNTA, but I'm pretty sure nobody has ever seriously considered the Witcher a CRPG
>>587066376I do
Witcher 3 sucks but it has good music.
>>587066376I would argue The Witcher 1 is a CRPGthe others not so much
>>587066319Likewise!
>>587066410>>587066739I suppose I could see the argument for why the first Witcher game could be considered a CRPGFirst time seeing anyone mention any of the Witcher games as CRPGs here though
>>587066878certain posters have a melty if you talk about CDPR games here so most avoid talking about them
>>587066684Mogged by Thronebreaker imho. Damn, I wish they made more witcher tales
>>587067042Mommy Maeve deserved more
>>587065539>>587065805>>587066319It's clear Bethesda also know what's up
>>586964937Was the previous VA that bad?
>>587067861he wath lithpy and emothionleth
Regina can't carry the expanse alone the rest of the crew look like dweebs
>>587041590Because Morrowind has a fantastic artstyle thar was being held back by the technological limitations at the time. And as such deserves a remaster and we'll never get it. So I'm just going to do it myself.
Women prefer Zafar over Michael.
>>587068620well he is taller...
>>587068584But there's hardly any Morrowind art style left in your image...>deserves a remasterTodd doesn't want to remaster it because he thinks people should experience it as is.
>>587068620I don't know his name but how about that asian twink though? Women also like those
>>587068697Todd doesn't want a remaster, beacuse Morrowind has aged and just slapping the UE5 skin on it won't do. And as such Bethesda can't be bothered because it's too much work, so they are coming with excuses not to remaster it.
>>587068584Going a bit too heavy on it.Morrowind looks best when it's low poly and stylized.
>>587066241You reach it in act 5.
>>587068732as gay best friends not as partners lol ew
>>587059156Do they really? I hate what they did with spells in dnd 5.Anyway, dnd 5 is more casualized dnd 3 so naturally casuals like it more
Have sex with goddesses.
>>587054737Welcome to Imperium of Dogmachudkind, which flavour of crazy zealot waifu is your favorite?
Stella will be blonde, an important difference from Kibellah
Stella will be barefoot
>>587069335she's probably bald
>>587069390Nooo we have to protect her delicate foot for more important things.
>>587069180gayle did that
>>586966693No, it's going to be their veilguard
if you play female characters in CRPGs we can't be friends
>>587069285Crazy zealots raised to be a weapon in MY space empire notorious for insane religious dogma and raising every citizen to die for the emperor?Sisters, we have to take action right quick like.
>>587069771I always play female
>>587069771Ok(
>>587069771So true, genuinely weird af
>>587069931The only ones in your crew who are not raised to be a tool for the empire one way or the other Are abelard and Jae and even they both have military background, I dunno what these retards are sperging out about
>>587069771Females always play me :(
>>587069771My thoughts exactly
Females always cuck me :(
>>587070118Sometimes I wonder if Owlcat regrets cultivating such an aggressively >iconoclast and lgbt following that seethes about everything they dothey have redditors performing theatrical "protests" about AI and straight people on their subs constantly like Owlcat will give in to hostage demands from some random internet weirdos
>>587069771I always play female, mage, elfwhen I can't play an elf I play female, magewhen I can't play a mage I play humanexcept DA:O where I played female elf rogue, and I think it is a waste we couldn't have played as a mage
To be honest I literally have reason to play a female. Everything I want is always available for the male character. The few things locked into being a female like male romances or lesbians like Sera or Traynor are things I'm not interested in anyway.
>>587070586if you don't like the company don't buy the games, easy as
>>587070586>they have redditors performing theatrical "protests" about AI and straight people on their subs constantlyNobody does this you schizo
>>587070964I didn't say I don't like them>>587071037excel spreadsheet nerd, P_T, etccope + seethe
>>587070586They know those people are a minority, which is why they just throw them breadcrumbs by writing a bunch of bisexual characters that are obviously straight first and foremost>>587071037lol cope
>>587071208>excel spreadsheet nerdRevan? He never did that. Probably because he doesn't want to get blacklisted. You're thinking about the guy who made the documents with all the flags. He's the one who has this big anti AI seething disclaimer on the document.
>>587070843For me it's male, arcane spellcaster, elf
I don't understand Owlcat's logic of having exactly ONE straight male and female romance and then making everyone else bisexual. At that point just make everyone bisexual?
>>587071645Yes the flags etudes guy
>>587071953It's actually funny how he said he wouldn't update the guide after the fourth DLC.... which just so happens to be the final one Though, Ranadiel apparently isn't interested in 40kek so there is no dataminer for DH
>>587071821>tranny still seething that some people have the gall to not want to fuck his self-insert
>>587071821It's another tool to define and differentiate the romances and the characters. Not letting everyone choose everything is the point. It's also why their more open to letting you unintentionally fail romances and have bothered with "secret" or trickier romances.https://steamcommunity.com/games/1184370/announcements/detail/521995920023224640
>>587072552>Not letting everyone choose everything is the pointThen maybe commit to it instead of having two token straights and then nothing but bisexuals for every game>It's also why their more open to letting you unintentionally fail romancesSo, like every CRPG?
>local drow confused at the concept of cuddling
/crpgg/ would throw a fit if they made a female character they actually find attractive only for dykes, don't try to pretend you care about "choices"
>>587072671>Then maybe bitch, bitch, bitchYou'd still find something to complain about in it.
>valerie>camellia>cassiaWhat do these token straights have in common
>>587073115only ugly women who can't get boyfriends become lesbians
>>587073115why does this seem like the ultimate fanfiction for you troons. like "haha imagine the SEETHE from the chuds if this attractive character was lesbian only". that's never happened and never will, closest is maybe judy but panam mogs her and the cyberpunk fanbase cries about the opposite.
>>587073181Love of cock?
>>587073181Liking dick?
My decision to play male or famale hinges on what kind of cool looking portait I can find that best suits the class I want to play.
I just can't relate or self-insert if I don't have a penis, it's not right
>>587073337Proving his point
>>587073337For you anyone who dares challenge you even a little bit is a tranny huh? I would be the first one to complain if the option I like ended up being a dyke. The difference is that unlike you faggots I don't pretend to care about "variety" or whatever, I want to be pandered to, and once I get what I want, the rest can go die in a fire for all I care>that's never happened and never willYeah, because developers are not retarded and they know their audience>>587073181I was going to say they're all shit but that can't be the case since they made Cassia, the actual answer is that they're all noblewomen for some reason. And if we follow that pattern, Aspyce will be straight
>>587073658What point? This never happens while the opposite constantly happens tho.
>>587073115some did for sera believe it or not
>>587073115Personally I wouldn't care because I play crpgs to go into holes in the ground and casting spells that turns goblins inside out and gives them scabies. Not big on the old smashing two dollies together and making kissing sounds.
>>587073181>What do these token straights have in commonprobably cuckoldry according to some anons
Good alternative portrait for your companions in WoTR?
>>587073830That can't be because Valerie doesn't cuck you no matter what some retards here say
>>587073702>And if we follow that pattern, Aspyce will be straightbut anons said she's going to be bisexual because she's a degenerate and Disco is the straight one??!!!
>>587073753Yeah I don't believe you
>>587073753DAI is fine as an example of letting characters have preference be good for distinguishing their stories, and that's a game where female bisexual elves have six options and straight males of any race have two.
>>587074418talking about your ex the way she did IS a form of cuckoldry
>>587074471Disco won't be smoochable. Owtherwise they'll have to make her romance unavailable for psykers. My money is on Hypatia. Speaking of which where the FUCK is her portrait?
>>587074720Exhibit number 1
>>587074632I was there, they were but it before the game was fully out
FACT: CRPGs are about choices and I should be able to choose to romance or reject whomstever I want. The world revolves around me. I didn't pay to have to care about fictional feelings.
>>587074923well thats why they do playersexual now
>>587074776August 2027 at the very latest
>>587074776I'd honestly be very surprised if she's not an option. They could still make her romance with a psyker more like Yrliet's though, couldn't they? But then people will complain so idk...
>>587074776NTA, but Disco is almost guaranteed to be a romance alongside Aspyce. Simply far too easy to write a solid "Treating a social outcast like a normal person and making her feel love" romance for her.They could make it decent tragedykino by making Psykers unable to kiss or touch her despite having feelings for herimo the only female romance that's up in the air is whether the third one is going to be Hypatia or Ra'akthi. Personally don't believe in smooching the Kroot, but anons here have already decided that GW raped and gaped everyone at Owlcat for Hypatia
>>587074350I'm not aware of any that aren't just slop
>>587074776I don't want Disco to be a romance option, because she's the most obvious and boring pick for a waifu. We are essentially making "I can fix her" again, while ripping of Bequin. And I hate the "I can fix her" archetype.O the other hand, Hypatia is a hard call, because she's an Admech and just like with Argenta, GW hates fun.
>>587075241There's no way Ra'akhti isn't an option, denying it is just cope at this point. If anything I actually think we might be getting four female options in the base game with Hypatia as the fourth one.
>>587075241I honestly think Owlcat is going to ignore the psyker disgust with her besides the first initial convo. You will romance her just fine!
Who cares about smooching, we have a Dark Hersey to investigate.
>>587075657He fucks Touma, write this down
>>587075453Nah, we won't be 4 female romance options.I guess at this point it's official that DH has the worst romance roster out of all the Owlcat games and that's saying something.>the crazy heretical noble, because Camellia wasn't enough for them>a bird nobody wants to fuck>a boring trundere waifubaitEh. That sounds awful.
>>587075657My Acolyte senses tell me it's genestealers.
>>587075721>we won't be 4 female romance options.I think it will be. WOTR had 4. Owlcat always prioritizes waifus
>>587075875The queen wasn't really a romance option.
>>587075453>There's no way Ra'akhti isn't an option, denying it is just cope at this pointSuppose that's one way to see it. I'm personally assuming three female options in the base game at max, and the Kroot really doesn't strike me as a potential romance apart from her voice being nice. imo far too many anons saw that she has the figurine and assumed that she must thus be one of the optionsStill, I can also see Ra'akthi being the third romance, since Laarthyr is almost certainly one, and that would give both genders a xenos to romance. There's just not enough there for me to be able to say that she'll be one with 100% confidence>>587075657Honestly wouldn't have minded it if DH didn't have romance, the Beta at least feels like the schedule is too tight for anything romantic
>>587075721>>a boring trundere waifubaitYou just have shit taste>>587075946 She literally is
Why the fuck would anyone want to fuck Ra'akthi? For novelty?Or does Owlcat really think "hey, Garrus was popular and hard carried by his sexy voice, let's do that, but for males" while ignoring that males have different priorities.
>>587075946She counts!>>587076129ME Andromeda had a female Garrus and she was liked
>>587076129Owlcat doesn't care about what people think, they do what they want. They wanted to add a special snowflake elf who's disgusted by you, so they added her. Now they want to do the same with a bird that sweats shit
>>587076035>You just have shit tasteNah, I am just sick and tired of the archetype. I've been seeing it for 20 years already. Come up with something new.
>>587075991Her voice being nice and seductive is a hint because they want her to be as appealing as possible (it won't work imo) if she is a romance, and so is the figurine. Except for the Expanse they always gave those things to the game's designated waifu.They are also currently advertising the possibility of romancing her on social media. It's just undeniable at this point but untill we get official confirmation nothing is 100% sure obviously.
>>587076129>UMMMMMMMMM OWLCAT ARE YOU REALLY THINKING CLEARLY ABOUT THIS ONE HER WAIFU STOCKS ARE GOING TO BE SO LOWoh my god shut the fuck up
>>587076250There is quite literally nothing new, every single Owlcat character has been done before, the only thing that matters is execution
did non-CRPG poster get banned finally
>>587076317>They are also currently advertising the possibility of romancing her on social mediaHmm, that changes things then. Suppose we'll have to wait and see who gets left out, if any
>>587074720Your entire existance is a form of cuckoldry. Ultimately you will be an anon who got cucked to death
>>587076392>587057746
>>587076129Owlcat writers love doing unconventional romances and Ra'akhti is just prime material for such a thing. As >>587076248 said they don't care about what people think, not as much as you think they do at least. If you don't like her or the other options you'll have then you will need to pay more money for the DLC which will almost certainly give you a waifu who is actually waifu material like Kibellah was.
>>587076645Well, Hypatia also could be an unconventional romance and honestly, AdMech is way more interesting than a fucking bird, but here we are.
>>587076392no one gets banned here
>>587075657>I'm going to have to report this dereliction of duty and misuse of Ordos property, sitting on the Emperor's cargo container and having lots of kisses with a fellow acolyte..
>>587076793>the alien is less interesting than the woman with some cogs glued on to her normal human skin I wantedSure
>>587076793Reminder who is and isn't a romance is still pure speculation.
>>587076478I don't think they would advertise it if she wasn't an option but you never know.They also had an ad with a big fat "NO" in response to a possible Night Lords romance option, which yeah that's obviously not going to happen.
>>587076793Lmao. No.
watch epione be a romance
The average 1 scaled fist, 1 vivisectionist, 2 paladin, pickpocket background, motherless tiefling unfair character.
I just hope the whole retinue starts giving you the weird looks once it revealed that the Lord Inquistor is putting his dick in that thing. Because that's some fucking fetish.
Why doesn't Owlcat ever consider what everyone (I) wants in a waifu? Everyone (I) is going to be so upset when we (I) don't get the waifu we (I) wanted.
>>587077027She will. She will offer regular treatments for my junglefever with her pussy.
People seem to forget that Kingmaker shipped with Valerie (obnoxious cunt, jaw bigger than the average male) and fucking OCTAVIA as base romances. Nyrissa was also there (and we have to ignore how hideous she is, despite being beautiful in-universe) but she was a secret players weren't meant to know about normally
>>587076793She could be I guess but GW clearly was skeptical about the possibility considering Owlcat said they are fighting hard to make her an option, we shall see if they agreedd to it in the end. But so far it looks like they are more open to a kroot romance, lol.
>>587077154Could have just wrote>i'm a raging homosexualinstead of all that
>>587077256Let me guess, Valeriefag
>>587076582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mL6OqvHFis
>>587077112They always make 1 option the MOST beloved though. well besides Kingmaker but that was their first game
>>587077154Octavia is a cute girl with a wagon of baggage.
>>587077109You can't put your dick in a kroot because they don't have vaginas or holes. Best thing you can do with one of them is a hand job I suppose.
>>587077304Jaethalfag, actually. But implying Valerie is ugly is pure foaggotry.
>>587077154>jaw bigger than the average maleHoly self report. Start chewing gum RIGHT NOW.
>>587077004I also doubt they'd go this far if she wasn't one. I suppose this is what I get for not using social media where companies post ads, since I had no idea this ad existedAt least she'll probably be an interesting romance, and I've seen a few anons quite eager to for chicken breast, so hopefully they'll be happy
>>587077409Xenology is twenty years old and isn't canon anyway.
>>587077112This but unironically
I don't even care about that tavern scene, issue with Valerie is her romance as a whole is just shit.
Name ONE good romance
>>587078207She's genuinely an extremely unlikeable personShe spends ages throwing tantrums about being beautiful, and when she gets a scar and people no longer cum buckets at the mere mention of her name, she starts throwing tantrums about not being beautifulAlso the writing for the romance options you get with her are feel very stiff and odd, though Octavia has the same issue, and I think it's mostly due to them translating everything from Russian to English on their own
>>587078348Twilight
>>587078348daeran
>>587078348Trails in the Sky
>>587078348Ranni the witch
>>587078348Jedi Exile (F) x Darth Sion
>>587078348Lann!
>>587078348Tali
>>587078348Camellia
Noone. i only like romance so my custom character (literally me) can get some poon and become a loving boyfriend/husband unlike me
>>587078348Ahnassi
>>587079369not a crpg not a romance
>>587079447>not a crpgWrong
>>587078348Lae'zel
>62 mentions of romanceSawyer was right
>>587079703Honestly overhyped by frogfags. Your romance with her is barely relevant. She goes from sucking off Vlaakith to sucking off Orpheus. And she WILL choose him over you.
Sawyer was wrong.
>>587078348This gal right here.
>>587079767sawyer's is now Todd's bitch
>>587079767about what?
>>587079860My wife
>>587079823>And she WILL choose him over you.You can literally ask her to drop all that frog civil war bullshit and live with you in "fay-run" and she says yes. Play the game.
>>587078348Panam
>>587079823doesn't she have a trad ending where she abandons her ambitions and lives with you
>>587080052what does she pick when given the choice on her own?
>>587078348Well, obviously Viccy
>>587079931That while appealing to nostalgia with PoE's kickstarter got them a lot of backers initially and helped revive interest in the genre strictly attempting to emulate infinity engine games actually limited their potential sales in the long run
>>587080128nice goalpost nigga
>>587078348Shadowheart
>>587078348Arueshalae
>>587080215I haven't even romanced her, I'm asking because there's a difference between her deciding to drop everything for you, and you guiltripping her into stayingJust ask Tristianfags, they would know what I mean
>>587078348marzipan
>>587080074>we aldecados are ride-or-die>never abandon your family>abandons you while you are in coma>then proceeds to ghost you by letting other dudes answer her phonenice romance
>>587078348Vetra
>>587080375Forced drama ending. Also pretty nonsensical. V has known these people for like two weeks. Game tries to act like you lost some lifelong bond. Vik and Misty your only two ACTUAL friends are still there for you.
>>587079823>>587080052>not standing by your wife and helping her liberate her peopleShameful behaviour from waifufags here.
>>587080403She's cute and I'm glad we got a female Turian gf but her romance was barebones. Didn't even get a sex scene.
>>587080375>worried about the guy she loves who suddenly disappeared>when he finally shows signs of life she wants nothing to do with himwhy are women like this?
>>587080625Misty should have been romanceable.Yes i dont give a shit about whats-his-name.We should have been able to fuck his mom after his funeral too.
>>587080375>merc goes completely silent on you out of nowhere>don't hear from him for years>eventually moves on>additionally part of an ending designed to punish you for being a rat fuck WOOOOOOOW
>>587080687making her abandon her passion is lame tbqh, but waifufags probably love that
SCP-087 looking ass
>>587081010I dont disagree. Point is all romances in cyberpunk sucks dick.
>>587081010>punish you for being a rat fuckHow? V's goal is to live, this ending he lives. Every other ending he dies. And if you mean "betraying" Songbird she was literally using you the entire time with the full intent on fucking you over.
>>587080705Sexo...
>>587078348Niesha
>>587080375Famiglia de Aldecado...We're nothing but cheap skanks.
>>587081312>t. rat fuck
>>587080375judy's ending is worse
Playing Mass effect 2 for the first time right now, game is very horny now i get who Larian copied, i never played "modern" Bioware game before, their older games included romance but it was very minor, irrelevant part of the story while in ME2 everywhere i go there are NPC talking sexual innuendos and pretty much all female companions flirt with you. Its still a lot more tasteful than Larian faggotry.
>>587081312the idea of not simping for a woman is alien to them
>>587081312>t.rat fuck
>>587081582you can't genuinely tell me with a straight face that romance is "minor" in BG2 compared to ME2
>>587081582>much all female companions flirt with youunless you play femshep aka canon shep
>>587081582shepard was supposed to be a james bond type ladies man
>>587081547not really. She tells you from the start that she want to gtfo from night city. Judy moving on makes sense.
>>587078348Harding
>>587082069Yes really she instantly moves on from you
>>587082175>>587082175>>587082175
>>587081821which is based, the trend in moddern games where everyone is playersexual no matter the gender or race is retarded
>>587071703how does it feel playing through inquisition with two romance options?