Choking out the lazy useless nigger that forced me to be the one to bake the thread edition.>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/680766201707627248>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>586993348
Buff Silver
WHY GAME WOKE!?!?
Your ranked Harrow for tonight, sir
silver is too op when are they nerfing her?
who fed silver
>enemy team has a Vindicta that can actually aim>team actively refuses to kill her at all costs and counter buy her with multiple Curses and Knockdowns (I'm the only one with either one and she bought Dispel Magic so--)>team actively refuses to just suicide dive her and kill her with human wave tactics since she is their ONLY relevant player but is being actively played around and defended>they all insist on trying to split push and rat because they don't wanna play anything but 1v1s and ganks even after we took every single walker (literally cannot splitpush beyond walkers without rejuv since we didn't have a significant lead)>we inevitably loseI fucking hate hero shooter niggers so fucking muuuuuuuch
>haze builds 4 green health items as core>and two actives>these are her only items
We need a proper maid character to be honest, She would be caled Ajax and she should be able to drop unsecured souls off of Herself and enemies
>>587035867I wish Silver had a more "Drifter" like playstyle.But maybe thats just because I main Drifter.
Abrams is so fucking dogshit man
just followed a turk (cockroach) wraith around with healing beam to grief him until he rage abandoned
>>587036121Skill issue, MoistCrtikal
https://www.youtube.com/live/tQQwsWvWx8scheck the comments, there are cheating allegations already on the Kelvin
>>587036167let me guess he's chinese
>>587036121He really is fucking not
dispel magic should be removed
>>587036297and other utterances by the mentally deranged
>>587036434>t.
>>587036297Why don’t you dispel yourself some bitches
>>587036297>t.
I think we need the 15 wins back, bros. Too many mongoloids still playing like it's their first time piloting the hero.
>>587035912impressive I had a 13k damage shiv today who maxed ult first but kept farming gun items instead of rotating with the team to use the ult. Didnt max knives to do it solo, I wonder what his plan was.
>>587036297Then Curse and Knockdown have to be removed. Capacitor would need it's stamina disable taken away too. And Unstoppable buffed to be 2012 Dota BKB levels of strong to make up for it.
>>587035796Why won't you let me rest? The pain, oh God, the it hurts. Please...
>READY TO FLY?
>>587037095Maggie keeps changing things, what does this button do now
>>587037095IF I DIE LET IT BE IN THE CHIMERA MK1
>>587037095when you warp stone the danny lole!
>>587037095AAAAAAAAAAUGHH!!! THAT'S ON THE TOP 5
deadass why is every yt who plays this a troon
>>587037487it's pretty demoralizing makes me ashamed to play video games
>>587037487They saw something genuinely cool and new and wanted to "claim" it and I'm not kidding.
Say something nice about my husband, Jacob Lash!
i like your bourbon musk
why is the standard matchmaking so shit
>>587037487Sounds like you have an obsession with troons.
>>587037653yoshit don't carenow go lose 100 games to unlock ranked (for 3 heroes LOL)
>Caring about ranked>Not a streamer>Or a pro player>He gets nothing from itIzzat moment
>>587037804>not caring about improving in skill nordcuck mindset
>>587037574I like how he's the ultimate power manlet. Makes it really funny when he ragdolls out of the air.
>>587037653Ranked is shit tooYou'll never escape
>>587037653Update tourists that play Overwatch and Marvel Rivals
>>587037804ranked doesn't match bricklow retards like me against xXNOLIFENIGGER69Xx the phantom superstar
>>587037821>Improving skill in a video game that gives you nothingizzat moment
>do a perfect 8:00 sinner steal stealth mission as rem, literally all of them stolen>rat tunnel path worked as intended and no one caught me, in and out>randomly die to pocket just aimlessly hanging out in some part of the green lane
>>587037653wide band matchmaking mmr , full parties, people trying new heroes, all competent people playing rankedmain reasons imo
>>587037894>your hobbies have to give you something instead of being enjoyablelol
>>587038139>all competent people playing rankeddoes he know
>>587035796ive been spamming standard matches to unlock the 6 new heroes. every single match, and i mean EVERY single match, has been>1/3 players carrying their respective teams (dead silent, only comms is pings)>1/3 players of middling skill who just kind of provide extra hp bars and might land a good ult sometimes (dead silent, might not know comms exist)>1/3 players who are utter dead weight (active and constant erp in allchat)its just incredible. i watched our violet stop halfway through fighting a camp to type, while taking damage
>>587038019maybe he was wallhacking
>>587038168>Getting mad about it instead of just admitting what it is>Calling other people indianIzzat moment
>>587037095Did the dude in the white car get obliterated?
No, no, no. I need to come up with a convoluted excuse to wanting to climb in rank instead of just admitting it makes me feel good.
>>587037194Where Is Her Nose
>>587038317nope, minor injuries. the plane didn't hit the car
give capacitor active to crushing fists
>>587038362Would be better as a T4 upgrade for one of the other two melee items
>>587038317Nobody else died. Someone got injured but the only deaths were the people in the plane. Also the people living nearby had to leave their homes while people investigate the crash. I'd be pissed. Imagine having to live in a motel because some boomer wanted handjobs from some mysterymeat roasty spamming instagram while flying.
>>587038391Would fit a t4 spirit melee better, yeah
>>587038219>Feet stuffSafe horny
>>587038395tiktok, not insta. Same type of shit though.
>>587038395>because some boomer wanted handjobs from some mysterymeat roasty spamming instagram while flyingwhat
Your lane partner is here, sir.
>>587038516I mean you come up with a better excuse why a 55 year old man wanted to fly with a 20 year old.
>>587038541>dying for pussy
>>587038541she was just a copilot, I doubt it was that big of a deal. it might have been if it turns out she's responsible for why they flew into a storm cloud though
If I do well in a game I download the replay to watch myself from others perspective.
No one starts as Obscurus in season 2 right?
>>587038675They do a lot apparently. She was probably browsing Dickdock while her hands docked the pilots dick and didnt notice they flew into a storm with ice issues (That particular model of plane has a particularly vulnerability to ice buildup as planes in general have)
>haze is a black single momlol
>>587037095WELL AINT THAT A BITCH
ngl bros, spamming street brawl with the boys is way more fun that sweating it out in ranked
wtf is this true???
real cowboy hero when?
>>587039230>gets pushed out of they way in a seconddalitcel
>>587037095YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES
>>587039281Even toe thats an Aryan brahmin
Deadlock needs an Aryan Brahmin heroMirage is Muslim and Arab he's not Indian
arjun for deadlock
paradox is irish? literally the perfect woman. bet she's a red head under the helmet as well
>>587039090pocket is actually gay cause he broke up with mina no other explanation
Enemy team always grouped up at every point in my lane. Ask for help but nobody shows up. Team just doing fucking boxes as we lose all towers up to base in one go. Get rejuv but do nothing with it. Team mad at me I died as they still don't help. They get raped for once at respawn. Team forced to group and shocker we win the team fight. Tell them to stop fucking off and just group. It works and we win. I don't get this mind set to farm and ignore everything.
>>587039594yeah, we gotta work with that for now :(>>587039646we already have gray telon tho
god i can't wait for the item update. god i hope i like the changesi have essentially no real experience with dota. i like some of the ideas in these items but hate how so many of them feel and impact the game. too much neutering possible, too many painful gaps in itemization
i heard yamato is about to receive remodel. is that true?
>>587040030me neither, i can always tell what team has a 90% chance of winning based on how many people are rotating to fights that happen or if they just jerk off in the jungle playing PvE
When should I get egg on someone?
>>587038019Da federal Gubmint is no match for private sector nepo babies
>>587036139I KNEEL....
>>587040226even if she does they hired the guy with the ugly big forehead mod so it wont be good
>>587039815scottish
>>587040202Item update needs to make this game stop feeling like league of legends where you buy an item and just become stronger via stats.Dota 2 you have to use your items intelligently or your networth is wasted. In deadlock you just buy shit that makes how youre already playing just better in every way
Why does every Sven I see hyper feed and not get a single kill?
>>587040232If youre victor or rem. Nobody else buys egg. Maybe harrow but she's too new for me to know.
>>587040232I like to buy it on tanks or disabler heroes who don't care about doing damage early, or supports. Usually I sell at 10 minutes to help buy another 1600 or 3200 item, since it gets to 1200 by then and it's pretty easy to get a powerspike. Obviously if you care about damage early or getting kills then you absolutely should not buy it and focus on other eco items (CultSac or Trophy)
egg is good in any lane where being neutral @10 isn't losing it and it's trivial to keep the lane neutral even with egg. honestly i think egg is a lot better than people give it credit for, it's kept down by memetics than anything. they should let you hide that you bought egg so you don't inflict morale damage which is the real negative passive of the item
>>587040383Egg on Harrow is alright. Your damage is relatively irrelevant overall, but her ability to push waves is already awful and egg makes it truly painful. Gets even worse when you stack Trophy Collector on top of it.Probably best to sell it relatively early and not go for a 20~30 min sell.
>>587040030sorry, fighting enemies is rivalsslop. moba is when you rice for 50 minutes and end the game with the lowest damage in the lobby as wraith
With Warden getting a redesign at some point, we need a new character to fill the cop archetype.Should be a lady. A strong lady. Melee focus, like Abrams.An homage to Cassius Thundercock."Cassie Thundercunt"
>0/19 Vyper>0/12 Rat King>Trying to unlock Ivy for rankedSomeone should force Yoshi to unlock a fucking support to see if he enjoys the current state of standard
>want to play Billy>find out just how many faggots in this game use auto parry>no longer play billyhow fucking sad can you be
>>587041000there's no way to make ranked better without isolating the mega retards to standard mode
>>587041070Parries are bullshit and need to be removed from the game
>>587041070>>587041250I was really hoping for a melee rework, this system is super terrible. It's already a pain in the ass to close the distance vs movement troons and yet they can parry you when you finally catch them. Amazing gameplay.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zv0iMj-bvgo?feature=share
Im constipated>PooplockGotta pee but no bathroom>Pisslock
>>587041667holy shit that looks cool
>>587041723>no bathroomjust piss in the sink or a bush outsidewtf nigger
>>587041807>wtf niggerThats exactly why i dont piss in the bushes. Got bushniggers and sinkniggers trying to grab me lizard
>>587041972australia claims another
>>587041723just wear a diaper lilbro
NOBODY LIKES PLAYING AGAINST: ABRAMS, APOLLO, YAMATO, BILLY, VICTOR, WARDEN, LASH, DRIFTER. NOBODY.JUST REMOVE THESE TOXIC CHARACTERS FROM THE GAME. WHY ARE UNKILLABLE TANKS ALLOWED TO ONESHOT PEOPLE?
How are these elo terrorists even outside of brick?
Frankly. I'm a little tired of having to gamble to get a good Danny build in street brawl. Its either I sweep, or get molested, no In-between. Maybie...maybie its about time I dip my bones in standard.
is 38k souls good in 30 min?
>>587042050セブンスムーンはここでは終わらん。
>it's another episode of teammates that play to kill and never push waves/walkers
Mina Ha is a pedophile
>>587041000>support ivy
THE HYPER BEAM IS TOO LONG
>>587042570hyper beam is a euphemism for my penis btw
>team is fighting yellow>push green and take their shrine and get away without issues>few minutes later>team is now fighting blue>take yellow and the shrine
>>587042643this nigga only lasts 11 seconds
>>587042643>
>metro has a 14% winrate in nuranked>https://statlocker.gg/profile/46014726/matches?mode=rankedIs matchmaking healing? Did valve really do it this time?
when is we getting SFM kino?
serioudly though why is lash allowed to point and click pick me up from halfway to friendly blue walker and then yeets me under the enemy guardian and there's no escape? how is that fair in any way? you can't even escape this nigga because his leaps are way faster than any other movement + his abilities are point and click, and he approaches from above (dishonest)
>>587040226any day now... trust the plan...
>>587042918>lash is about to shove a dildo up his ass>counterspell it and watch him slam down on it on his ownthat easy
>>58704280314% winrate was unironically enough to make it to Eternus over a very long period of time thanks to rank loss shieldsThey reduced the amount of shields you get in season 2 and shithighs don't get them at all anymore
new patch dropped- Yamato: 4Head height now scales with norwood values summed up from the enemy team.
>>587042918>his abilities are point and clickI assume grapple is point and click because they couldn't risk a Spiderman ability that completely breaks their engine
blademail 6.4k for metal skin when
>Doorman>Bebop>AbramsAm I retarded or something? Why are these the only characters I like? Also I'm thinking about picking up Billy. Which I fear will confirm the retardation.
>>587043363big dumb big gay why are you dumb and gay?
Deadlock needs more bans, how the fuck can anyone play when shiv, wraith and haze are in the game
>have a great game, get MVP>ok i'll do one more for the night>go 3/8/7, teammates aren't much better, two teammates have like 1/17/5 >other team does their entire grocery shopping and chores before finishing us off>never even had a chance to recover i really should have quit while i was ahead
>>587043638>shex>dhexwow that was hard
Kill the brown/mixed, the retarded, and the inbred. For they create nothing of value in real life or in games. There's no way this isn't some mystery meat goblino with down syndrome on the other end of the screen. And of course it falls into the usual curse of 'enemy shiv/yamato are gods and yours are terminally retarded inbreds, 100% of the time'.
>gets shot for 0.2 seconds>hides in the suitcase>teleports awayrealistically what do you do against this shitter
>>587044160tranny slurs in all chat, the troon piloting him will crash out and perhaps kill themselves in the middle of the game
>>587044195thats pocket not trooniday
>>587044160Curse, slowing hex, shoot him again, or just ignore him because he honestly cant hurt you
>>587044227slowing hex doesnt disable case>shoot him againyes shoot him while he's invincible in the case>cursewow the item that counters everyone >ignore himonly late game if you have +50% spirit res
>>587044067oh hey i was in that gamehonestly once that vyper deleted me within like 2 seconds in the midgame i realized it was pretty much over
Why do Russians love "your mom" insults so much? Shit genuinely makes them look like toddlers
>>587044331you fucking SUCK
>>587044425hey man i did the best i could, not like i can really do much with a yamato and drifter being useless
>>587043773Some days I start with a back to back wins and I just close the game, no point in playing anymore.
Graves probably uses some wack ass perfume.Mina probably suffocates whoever shes near with how much she lays it onVyper doesnt use perfume or deodorantSilver just uses a stick and no perfume
Silver has fleas
>>587044468i wasnt in that game
>>587044684so you're just posting random people getting btfo in games?
>>587044557imagine silver's fleas burrowing themselves into your pubic hair as fuck her haha
I don't ban or avoid any characters.
>>587036086She should have some sort of bounty or tracking mechanic but they fumbled it
>>587044795just yours
Is there a good reason why B*bop needs a reset on his hook? Was one of the strongest ability in the game not enough?
>>587040268And he troonified Yamato tooMassive mistake hiring this guy who not only ruined Yamato but also Holliday and not the guy who made the far superior Yamato mod with the nice ass
>rem lane partner doesn't use pillow once in 8+ minutes
>>587045246Huh... well you see... huh...He needs it cuz... huh... well... huh... i used to grab an overfed Apollo and kill him easily alone, but now i can't cuz they nerfed my character into irrelevancy or something
>enemy bebop buys grab first, then uppercut, then bomb
>>587045482Wow this looks fucking terrible
>>587045792enjoy your new yamato
how long should I wait before queuing ranked again if I want to avoid the scramble terribad matchmaking that comes with the rank reset? currently trying new characters in standard
>>587045778how do I get a sexy mechanic like that
>>587044331Yeah the Vyper was fucking AIDS but the fault purely lies in the Lash, Yamato and Drifter all feeding from minute 0. I will assume you were the Warden.
I have 800 hours and I still haven't played a single ranked game
>>587046293Okay. The only difference really is more smurfs and hackers in Standard. If you enjoy that by all means
>>587045501Meanwhile me, throwing that shit non-stop to the point the enemy lane gets a hate boner for me and tries to focus me all game only for me to latch on to my Abrams and throw every active possible onto him and let him burgerbox everybody as best I can.
hey what if we collected data on the effects of a surrender button hahawhat if we just tried it out. you can add it to just standard if you want haha. it would be cool being able to just end a game early after seeing our dogshit helpless performance in all facets and spare my sanity and time of playing that one out to its inevitable conclusionno i'm not raging at laning phase ok i understand sometimes the enemy team are lane demons with zero macro and you win by being able to teamfight betterat 20 minutes though and you're watching two triple stacked waves in two separate lanes hit walkers and your team isn't even doing anything to justify not covering it
>>587046650why are lolfaggots obsessed with not playing the game?
>>587037653Every time I play Standard I get some ultra coordinated team on the enemy side and noobs getting no greens as teammates.I don't really care about my rank but ranked has so much better mm it's not even close.
>>587045778i prefer, grab, then bomb and then uppercut.its much better imo
>get another lobby of Marvel Rivals-playing ooga booga-tards>we won but I didn't get to do any Rem things other than steal Bell Tower a few times cause the apes on both teams insisted on punching each other non-stop and I had to constantly be around teammates to keep them from committing assisted suicide every 2 minutes
>>587046650No because deadlock has a billion comeback mechanics that would never be used because of faggots surrendering after running it down in lane because they have the option, if the game is actually lost they will end it soon enough, just go run around doing nothing if you don't want to play
omw to ranked *dies*
okay, holliday is FUN. aim heavy? sure but the headshots are satisfying.(i have only played abrams and doorman)
>>587038191the people in ranked are dumb but if they're dumb then the people in standard are literal single celled organisms because holy shit dude
>>587047035>team of 5 brooler characters>surprised when the team brools entire game
>>587038219Watching the 'ERP' Anon losing his mind over how shitty standard is is very entertaining anon I hope you keep posting
>>587047291i saw the posts you're referring to, im not the same guy but i did get inspired to post my screenshot because of his melty
>>587045482>>587045792>>587045840>Literally a modCoomers are so fucking stupid.
>>587044067dude weed
Standard. Place your bets.
>>587047436retard esl chimp, he works for valve nowyou stink take a shower
Objective list of model/design WIP-ness
>>587047639>He thinks that means designs wont be veto'd and controlledCoomers are so fucking stupid.
I've played exactly 4 standard BOT matchesI clearly have no idea when to disengage and go box/NPC farmingIs it more character reliant? I've played Mirage and Billy for now
Lash sex
>>587047742bots will never teach you that kind of stuff, they don't play naturally
Why is Yoshi focused on making melee Apollo the default build, this shit is so uninteractive to play against
>>587047873its the exact same as before but now it just doesnt stun you...?
>>587047654>DynamoLooks too scifi for the setting>SilverModel still getting touchups iirc>McGinnisPlease God get rid of her down syndrome face, I dont need her to be a 10/10 goonfuel slut but the down syndrome face is awful
i literally lose my will to play if there is some furry/tranny name guy on my team
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q_Z2C3y4njk?feature=shareShe has no mobility, her hard CC is a line you can jump over, you can destroy all of her skulls with 1 light melee, and Zombies auto path towards you so you can shoot them.Only Low Elo shitters think Graves is overpowered, because you're morons.Fighting Graves is like sword fighting a kid in a wheelchairJust close the distance and kick him over.
>>587047781Guess it's time to grief some poor sod's game then
really really fat ivy
>>587044328>only late game if you have +50% spirit reswow you let the guy that has a hard time farming, that's only strong super late, get a lead, stay ahead, farm tell late game and now you cant do to much wow gee wiz
>>587048103your first few matches are basically guaranteed to have game ruiners and leavers, if you can type full english sentences then you're above average already
>>587047942The disable is longer than the stun was, he can guarantee 2 heavies and maybe even a 3rd with duration/buffering the first one if you don't have dispel/debuff resist and he barely has to do anything for it
>>587047997>lilith
>>587047654There's final designs that can be improved based off the character story. Vindicta should look like an early settler and Lash some more sailor aesthetic since presumably Bebop is also getting nautical elements. The only non batch heroes I would say are perfect are Abrams and Dynamo.
How would you even go about remodelling Viscous when his current model is already a bit too iconic?
>>587048269so just buy dispel or a single source of debuff resistance making him only do 1 heavy melee....?
>>587042432>No one wants to take rifts >End up having to retreat because it ends up being a 1v4 whilst everyone else is getting sinners >Enemy team still has all three walkers by the time the match ends Good fucking lord just PUSH THE OBJECTIVES
>>587048695make the glorp viscous the official one
>>587047654>Bebop with his top knot, samurai pants, and japanese sandals and prayer beads is passable.Do you have eyes anon?
>can only play a couple of games>both get ruined by russiansThey really need their own containment server or the game will die.
>>587046681no i would like to play the game more actuallyit's just that getting back-to-back exhausting defeats that were obvious at 20 minutes makes me no longer want to play the gameyes i get the mario kart mechanics allow comebacks to happen. currently 0/4 on the night on comebacks>>587047047>wtf why would you add a surrender button? just throw games you think are a loss instead lolyeah i'm not a faggot, sorry friend. part of what's exhausting about it is continuing to actively play the game i signed up for
>>587048841He's a pit fighter going around learning martial arts and collecting trophies, that's the least objectionable part of the design.
>>587048925Just play on america, 100 ping is better than playing with 80% russians
>>587037095>They won't see this coming...>Listen here Pilot, you work for me now.>Going up!>COMING IN!
>>587048591was vindicta hanged or burned alive? this is a kino design though
>>587048695That tourist remodel wouldn't even be that bad if wasn't for the human clothing like the hat and pants. The camera could even pass if he was trying to show pictures of things that remind him of the adversary to people.
>>587048970I agree, a forfeit mechanic would be beneficial if you find yourself against a team you simply have no chance of winning against. I feel like the rubber banding mechanics only do so much to alleviate an uneven match. The match making system isn't perfect, not every game is winnable. I really don't want to dedicate 30-40 minutes of my free time to a game that's practically over by the halfway point. Forfeiting would add a risk free way to admit defeat without incurring a penalty.
>>587047538dispelling this cunt's riposte debuff and parrying him is so satisfying
>>587049026Bebop is not learning martial arts when he has bombs hooks and lasers. He is most likely tinkering on himself to have this weaponry behind Shelly's back, not waxing mr Miyagi's car to fight Lash.
characters like holliday?
why are only m1ggers allowed an item that disables stamina? all categories should have one
Well that's a good enough game to call it a night on. Kinda spent the entire game just being a menace towards Wraith, Harrow and Rat King and eating the objectives but at least it wasn't just non-stop brooling down mid.
>>587049425MeI carry little trampolines around with me so I can walk to work quicker
>>587049425>lasso and barrelparadux and bebop>movement scamminglash, apollo, celeste, pocket
>>587049697How does one "scam" movement, anon?
>>587049129I think if she was burned it would show up somewhere in game by now. In her kit, her design, a voiceline, anywhere really since the execution is so striking. Hanging in comparison is more tame and doesn't invoke as much thought so it makes sense why it has been mentioned if that were the case.
>>587049768by pressing 2 or 3, depends on the character
>>587049143>That tourist remodel wouldn't even be that bad if wasn't for the human clothing like the hat and pants.Tourist Viscous with current Viscous' voice would unironically make him look like one of those age regressor pedos
I think the game needs a proper tutorial yoWhy do stats increase over the course of the gameI mean what causes it? Soul Collection? Some hidden xp bar with levels? Just time?
I have 100 games on Pocket and I still don't know how to carry on this hero
>mfw popping 4 stack Djinn's Mark on some low hp fucker trying to slide away
>>587049425other anon's list is good but i'd include deadman danny as another optionwhat appeals to you about holliday in specific. the entire kit? try danny
>>587049895viscous is kinda like that alreadyrem is probably his intellectual and emotional superior
>>587049895so its perfect for this games community
>>587050056>enemy pushes you as you pop the 4th mark, dropping them down to 1/3 hp>fill them with more marks as they panic and try to run away
Which male deadlock heroes give the best blowjobs?
>>587049906Every time you level up all your base stats get a small boost with different characters gaining different amounts of each, and the XP bar isn't hidden it's this orb next to your current souls.If you hover over it it tells you what you gain each level.
>>587049129i don't think anyone was burned to death at the salem witch trials. and as far as i know, besides the supernatural still being real pre-maelstrom, history up until it was identical to oursalso the wiki cites this conversation as proof she was hung and while there's a little ambiguity i think it's fair to say it's indeed proof enough
>>587050383GIRLBOSS vindicta RAPES chuddy venator
>>587049836don't witches usually get burned though
>>587047538
>>587050065i'd say the running around and shooting. also the reward for hitting a headshot along with the jumping shenanigans makes her fun. currently trying vindicta for shooting fun>>587049697thanks for reccomendations>>587049542sounds fun
>>587048591>cleavage and dress slitvindicta was killed for being a whore.
>>587050383oh i see now thanks
>>587050468Witches got hanged, drowned or crushed. Burning is mostly a myth.
>loading into game>easiest fucking win of my life, dogshit enemy comp>someone doesn't load in>new match>absolute lane hitler cancer enemy team>team that doesn't know how to do something as basic as pushing 2 waves before being fucking retarded and running it down in their jungle>half the team is 1/10
>>587050646not a myth just not in the americas
>>587050253Billy I will not elaborate
Challenge: Design another "macro" item like Heroic Aura.
>>587050996An item that summons two creeps, one melee and one ranged.
>>587050996A horribly overstated item with a high win rate that supports refuse to buy because they are too retarded to to hit Z?
>>587050996item that charms units
>>587050564hmm then that's more of a maybe on deadman danny. his patterns are a little funny currentlyvenator might scratch a similar itch if you enjoy vindicta, max ult first and you'll get what i meangrey talon's another decent option. the most satisfying thing on him, besides clean bird pathing, are snareshots. his 1 can pop his 3 by striking roughly the center of it (in the air, the center; on the ground, the area above the center) and if you have the right read this means hitting someone with your arrow and cursing them at the same time. real proper called shot. his movement game isn't that bad either. vindicta's flight is long and slow, his is short and fast
>>587050996item that spawns a cute dog you can charm
>>587050996An item that refreshes your pause button
is extra regen always the best first item or is there more nuance to it
What the fuck you mean the MVP is named Silver's oiled up tits
>>587051834>key player is named cookie
>>587051826if you are full hp you shouldnt buy a green item first
what do i do as a spirit character if 3 enemy m1ggers buy inhib + silencer? i deal -55% damage while they dont
>>587050996>Active that's just a sunstrike that deals bonus damage to creeps>Active that jams/blocks a chosen zipline for a few seconds (and I guess passively it makes you have increased zip speed/immunity to zipline knockdowns)
>>587051834>>587051903silver's oiled up cookie...
>>587052001Tell yourself m1ggers are weak and have no good t4 items and that it's a spirit meta o algo
>>587050996Every friendly creep or ally in your vicinity gets a Bebop bomb on them that explodes after 3 seconds dealing damage
should i use wraith ult even if it won’t lead to a kill, just to make them take 200 dmg and back off from the lane?
>>587050996picrel
Deadlock should not have been a shooterslop game.
Ivy is the face of deadlock.Abrams is the dick of deadlock.
>see baba on the enemy team>not allowed to surrender and held hostage for 40 minutesyoshiplsfix
>>587048145>the guy that has a hard time farming, that's only strong super late???we're talking about pocket
is there a trick to time sinner’s sacrifice
>>587052464Charge your heavy when there's only two unlit bulbs if they're white and five if they're red.
>>587050996active item (only usable when there are no additional heroes nearby and you aren't already on the zip) that causes the zipline to end sooner relative to both team's controlled areaas in, if you're pushing a walker, their zip won't end at their walker but instead before the walker; but likewise you can't leave as easy if you predict trouble coming
>>587052350let's see what this dick can do>>587052464on regular lights, charge a heavy punch when 3 lights are missingon red lights, charge a heavy punch when 5 lights are missing
>>587050253graves
Damn lash is so fucking fun. He might not literally fly like Danny and Vin but what he does is somehow even better. He is also surprisingly tanky, guess because he buys a couple greens and hits their thresholds.
>>587052350Ivy is sex ambassador of deadlock.
>>587052464If the lights are white heavy melee when the 7th light turns onIf they're red heavy melee when the 5th turns on
>>587052464slow: when the 3rd light from the end lights up, charge your heavyfast: when the middle light is lit, charge your heavyspacing has an effect on timing. you can curve your heavy melee away then back towards it to delay a punch if you feel you will be early, or turn entirely away if you think you will be late
>>587051767TSMT AND YOU CAN KISS THEM AND MAYBE MORE
>>587037823he's 6'4
>>587050996healing rite upgrade that can be used on buildings
>>587052571My issue with Lash is that I get completely assraped in current meta after I do my slam. Either I need to kill them with my combo or they turn around and just destroy me in seconds.
>>587052778why are people so retarded
>>587049129They sentenced her to hang by the neck until dead. Dying like that got her wires crossed, it's why now she can only cum while being choked.
>>587045482projecting tranimetroon
So like, if there's a Paige in the enemy team, I just pray my team's good enough to end the game before she starts shitting out 1 billion damage?
>>587052978curse that whore and gang up on her
>>587045482>Sees a woman>All he can think about is trannies instead of real critique Russians out themselves so transparently with their fetishes
>>587050124it supposed to be the opposite but you and the new writers are retarded
>>587052848You shouldn't really be diving an enemy team alone anyways. And his escape ability is arguably the best in the game, if he can't get out nobody can.
>>587047947>Looks too scifi for the settingtechnology is super advanced because of magic and he already got a remodel, cope
>>587038219>Violetroon and ERPer demographics are the sameWho woulda guessed
i have diarhea and have to go shid every 5 minutes or so what character can i play to counteract that
>penguinz0 is trying Vindicta>he actually thinks the sniper is a sniper and not just "shoot 1s before they die"LOL!!!!!
>Play doorman>Be as rude and condescending in all chats as possible>Call people fags and trannies>Talk shit about Solomon's nappy nigger hair>You will never be a real worker. You have no bells, you have no luggage cart>One fag always rages and talks about reporting me or tries to kill me all game. They fail>Average 7 commends a match, never been banned or mutedIt really is that easy. Doorman canonically hates certain kinds of people
>>587053259Sneedchode is good because his 8 lets him whirly the enemy frumbog for 3.6m chungus points every rift fight
>get shit on in lane>whole team does>rush Phantom Strike>just run at their whole team for the next 15 mins>rape them somehowI only have it in me to play one game a day now with how much of a slog some of this shit is. I'll take it
>>587051529i did like deadman a lot when i was trying out characters but he felt "high skill" so i left him for another day but maybe i should see what he is like. and vindicta was quite fun too its was fun to trap appolo and rem and then watch their healthbar melt as they just sit and take it like good boys
This system is so lame. I don't even really want to play ranked but knowing I'm playing standards and not building progress on this activates my autism. Wraith sucks and I don't want to play her 6 more times.
>>587053025Recently started playing Paige and I've been shitting on people by hiding in vents and shit. All of your abilities have the range of an ICBM so there's no reason to ever be visible in a teamfight
>lane teammate runs away every minute to box farm>still has less souls than me every time he comes backI hate boxmaxxers so much. Like yeah bro sweet you have the same souls as everyone else but now we're down a guardian, good job.
>>587053596retard
>>587050383>Hung youThe past tense is hanged holy shit does valve have esl pajeets working for them?
>>587052464no it's completely random that's why they call it gambling
>me and my entire team get wiped>enemy team kills mid-boss>they take 1 rejuvenator crystal and they all just leave for some reason, leaving the 2 last ones>I respawn 30 seconds later, just walk into the mid-boss pit completely uncontested and take the 2 crystals>win the game because of itLmao, how the fuck did they forget?
>enemy team understands that you're meant to push waves before doing retarded shit>mine doesn't>win or lose, we're gonna lose an objective somewhere>I'm not playing a character that wants to be a jannyLET ME OUT CUNTIT ISN'T THAT HARD JUST PUSH 2 WAVES AND THEN GO INT SOMEWHERE30 SECONDS IS ALL IT TAKES
>>587052256>Animals get double valueright, as if animal heroes weren't op enough this patch, wtf is yoshit thinking
>>587053484ready to slam this dick down on them.
>>587053928what does intin meanwhat dies lane janny mean what does pushing mean i just cam from marvel rivals saar where are the brools and aoeslop
>>587050383literally everyone in Vindicta's era was a religious extremist by 20th century standardsalso>hung
>>587053928>he doesn't brool in mid, go home to heal, farm, repeatNgmi
>>587053596If the enemy is getting your guardian you should have a soul lead since they're not boxing and you are getting solo wave souls if your lane partner isn't coming back for the wave, where's the bad part
>enjoy playing utility/support/disruption heroes>spend last month getting one dogshit game after another where my team is completely destroyed because of 1-2-3 retards feeding up the enemy hard carry>say fuck it and pick the most boring, mindless carry as possible>Warden>90% winrateAt this point I just want to get out of elo hell so that I can have good teammates again who don't need literal babysitting not to feed 10 kills in 15 minutes
>>587054017>literally everyone in Vindicta's era was a religious extremistmany contemporaries, even fellow christcucks, heavily criticized the trials as barbaric
>>587054197you didn't refute my point
>>587053780Come on nigga, it's grammatically correct...It's just that you are expected to use "hanged" ONLY when the context is executions
>>587054197Yeah and that has no relevance on what he said
>>587053541i think played as a spirit nuker assassin-y type it's not too bad. roll up, strix your opponent, pop the mark(s*) with your charged shots, then overheat and dive+ult for the kill if they're low enough. otherwise, instead of overheating, use your 3 for extra damage, to stall for overheat + proc stuff like toxic bullets, and to buy time for an extra rocket or two. after that you overheat and dive+ult for the killthe hard part is getting out after, but good timing, T3 jetpack, and rudimentary rocket jumping (crouch + jump roughly when your charged shot fires) should be enough to see you out for a whilemost danny builds will go 1-2 projectile velocity items + greater expansion and/or split shot, which help massively with landing your rockets*pro-tip, it's vector cast. if you press 1 where they are-ish, and then hold it and aim where they're going, you you can get multiple marks on them
>>587054327>It's grammatically correct except in the instance here where it is not grammatically correctRetard
>>587053780>>587054017is this ESL projection or severe autismhung fits just fine there. it sounds completely normal. arguably more normal than "hanged" regardless of what your grammar books state (which are descriptive collections of how language is used, i.e. we're not the fucking french)
>teamfight>our Abrams does a melee and gets parried>somehow I get stunnedwhat the fuck?
>>587054480i miss this, now there is nothing to spend excess souls on
>>587050996Vision wards.
>>587054281>>587054378i mean you made an assertion without evidence so what the fuck am I supposed to do? go read jean meslier and d'holbach
>>587054696It's severe autismIt is grammatically correct for every instance except when referring to executions
>>587054597oh, it's ESL projectionyeah if you were capable of comprehending english text at a native speaker level you'd understand what he's saying: that both are correct for hanging as an execution, but ONLY hanged can be used for executions. you hung your laundry up to dry in your shithole country, but you never hanged it
>Supposed to be a shambling corpse abomination>Every girl thirsts over himuhh....
>>587054843try just ending the game you fucking bricklow
>>587054906calm down paige
>>587054930>>Supposed to be a shambling corpse abominationWhere did you get this part from?He's a shambling mass of dead peopleThe best parts of them
>>587054930He's reanimated ie alive and stitched together out of the most ideal body parts the guy who made him could find.
>>587054930He's a shambling corpse abomination... and all the corpses in question are of hot guysAlso he's 6'8 and his creator made sure to make him well endowed too
>>587035796I will now play your game.
>Mina on my team>hi guys it's my first game on Mina please be nice >w<>they end the game 1/1/2>straight up didn't play the game out of fear of feeding I guess>next game they're a Vindicta on the enemy team>I kill them 14 timesEqualized bitch
>>587055191i hope you called them a fag and told them moba isn't for them and to kys
>>587055147>venator is medic instead of the tf2c merc
>>587054754I KNEW I WSAN'T CRAZY THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME TWICE NOW
i still hate facing against danny during the laning phase, i don't care how weak people say he is
gunslop ruined deadlock
>>587051932Extra Health works best if you're already full or near full
I've wanted to give this game a try but everyone keeps saying that it's in the worst state it's ever been and just become yet another bog standard hero shooter focused on game winning ultimates at the expense of all else.Is this true?
>>587055952It's better than it was last patch. They changed the main objective so that while aoe ults are still retarded strong, there's more opportunity to play around it. And the main offenders were nerfed but still cancerBasically it's the second-worst state it's been in
>>587055952No they cut into all the new ultimates and changed the mechanics and layout of the objective that rewarded ult spam (it still rewards ult spam). The thing to complain about with the current patch is farming and hyper scaling carries.
>>587055952at low rank lobbies yeah because people don't split push or push advantage
>>587051826
>>587054916>We're talking specifically about an execution>Hanged is the only correct way to describe an execution>Retard states both are correctWrong. Retard.
>>587055952it absolutely is true, even if some things got nerfed, the CNS release already showed us the direction where the game is heading
>>587055952it may true in high lobbiesit sure as shit ain't true in the ones you're going to be playing
I fucking hate playing against Infernus even if he doesn't do anythingHEHEHEHE YOU SEE DAT SHIT NIGGA HEHEHEH shut the fuck up
>>587056234What should I be playing instead then?Every single community hates their game and that has seemingly been a constant since the mid 2010s
>>587054754>>587055724Some recent update broke the fuck out of parries, they're buggy as shit now and nobody acknowledges it
They need to add Hoodwink to this game.
>>587056208holy shit how precise does it need to be pablo, figure it out bud. you CAN use hung and hanged interchangeably for executions. you CANNOT use hanged to refer to anything but someone being executed by hanging.
>>587054468ah, thanks for the tips! i'll look into it after this holliday game
What if... I play Wraith/Haze... but I do NOT act and play like a retarded gorilla nigger??? Will I climb?
I’d rather be hung than hanged if you are picking up what I’m putting down
>>587051826I buy regen on heroes with good regen or I play more passively on. Graves sustain, McGinnis Medicinal Specter, Danny's 'heal when you divebomb into an enemy hero' T2 are all things that just prompt me to go Regen. Otherwise I go Extra Health on aggressive ones with no real sustain options-- like Venator.
>>587056617But why do you want to climb?
>>587051826Resto shot is better, just aim good
>>587051826You buy it when you're getting shit on or have to play like a bitch. It's basically the most brain-off healing method and recommended to newer players because of that, but among all the healing options it's pretty subpar. Just consistent and reliableConversely, the top players are all buying something like Close Quarters first item because they have confidence in raping the enemy before getting raped themselves. They only buy healing when really needed. And when they do buy it, they're not buying extra regen, they're buying something that heals them while doing damage
>>587056693I have been promised gold at the end of the rainbow, aka teammates that don't just collectively run down blue all game
I WILL make fun of you for saying "hung".I WILL throw the game and feed if you say "little" when you should use"few".I WIILL report you for griefing if you pronounce the T in "often".
I literally NEED to glaze Silver's black cookie
>>587056954based
>>587056979on what
>>587056939Vindicta died from being hung and how she can only get off to being sexually lynched
>>587056954Human form or wolf form cookie?
>>587057071she has a cookie in both forms but the less human the better
>>587055270tf2c is non-canonical in my head.
>>587056939i would consider this stupidity aside from the last one.WHO TF PRONOUNCES THE T IN OFTEN. ARE YOU INSANE?
>>587056939>>587057246the fuckthis must be a regional thingeveryone i know does. it's a soft t, but it's there 100%
>>587036121He could use a few small quality of life changes like his 1 being able to break boxes like how Victor's aura can and maybe a slight cooldown reduction on his ult at most, otherwise shoulder tackle punch man is great when you figure him out
>>587053393I hope they add another Baroness staff member as a character, maybe the head chef or a spooky maid.
>>587056939>>587057246>>587057312Strangest thing ever man, I never heard the T pronounced for like the first 15 years of my life, and then I kept constantly hearing it pronounced for the next 10 I don't even live in a first world country
If you say offen I’m assuming your retarded
>>587056939Where in the world do people pronounce it offen?
>>587054480>didnt sell trophy collector
>>587057371Head chef pretty much writes itself and could have a pudge cannibal thing going on. I know >LOL HOTSBut in hots the pudge character's ult devours and banishes a hero in your stomach while you move. It would be thematic with the doorman and you could make the chef move much slower while devouring someone but still have access to movement items or something. Maybe give them an ability where they "season" an enemy, putting their parry on cooldown and giving allies that melee them a regen/heal after doing so
>>587053596>Stays in lane with you>Holds M1 on enemy troopers, kills them at unsafe distances>Doesn't contest soul orbs>Doesn't pick up health drops>If/when enemy laners engage, walks away to leave you 1v2
>>587057868We need a chef but he needs to be living sushi and have an outrageous accent. He came to the ritual to find the secrets of the greatest flavors.
>>587058087Octopus works with what I brainstormed sure>Stands high on 4 of his legs while he uses the other 4 to vore someone in his buttmouth
Nothing tilts me more than an entire wave crashing into our walker and some chucklefuck is right nearby farming a jungle camp.
What does Calico even do
>>587058292meows and purrs
>wraith AND haze on team>know we won already so just play half awake while watching something on the side>surprise to no one, they both go 20/0 and solo carry the gamethis is so boring man
>>587058613Atleast you get a win. It's worse when you see that the enemy team haze/wraith/victor isn't retarded (and your team is) so they just win after 40 minutes
>>587058292Bazz function in roster
>>587058292Calico roams and kills peopleShe's kind of low value right now because Ava can't break heavy boxes so her econ is bad, and the Midboss changes makes tempo heroes much weaker
>>587054930His character's sense of conflict is entirely internal. Victor feels angst about himself because he doesn't know the origin of his component body parts, doesn't know who created him, etc.Externally, he lives in an overtly magical world where there are ghosts and werewolves and where legislature (probably due to bribery from rich vamps desu) protects vampires as an endangered species. Nobody in the roster gives him shit for being a reanimated corpse, and he's considered so unexceptional that he has a job as a model for art students.Basically Victor is a gigachad who could be slaying pussy 24/7 but is too neurotic, angsty and retarded to do so.
>mfw my 1/30 pocket who decided to int me because I wouldn't follow his retard plays at 3 minutes is still chirping about how I'm dogshit while I'm actively finishing their patron after getting a 1v3 triple killIt's crazy how often people will crash out at you for making the objectively correct plays in low elo. I wish I could just mute all, but if I don't comm our team never does mid boss or group for rift
>>587059328>Is his cock electric too?Very important question, actually. Would jumpstart make it vibrate?
>>587040232When you're pretty confident that your lane is a lost cause like against a McNiggus or something, and I'd only buy it on characters that work hybrid due to its random stat improvements on breaking it like Doorman or Victor
oh fuck i accidentally queued for a standard game and not a street brawl
>>587045081That would be neat.Like doing extra damage to fed players or aomething.
>>587059712It's a question half the female cast are very interested in answering, sadly for them Victor is too busy moping
>>587059727time to soft throw
>>587059328You can be like victor too just get plastic surgery and steroids
Viktor being like beyond objectified while having internal struggles is kinda kino but there should be a point made about it where he kinda despises it after a while because he is incredibly non chalant about being actively objectified while as a confused corpse in constant awful pain. Sure you can have most females go awooga but have him be freaked out a bit more, its weird he isnt at least a little put off by women actively going "Let me get a car battery and a camera real quick. I wanna see how big it grows" to him
>>587060184can't get the literal horse cock his creator gave him though
>>587059727You gonna learn today son
>>587049906Your "boon" level is essentially your hero's "level" like in other MOBAs.Soul collection is the sole contributor to your level and theres a meter at the bottom left of your screen telling you how much souls are needed for level up.leveling up has different effects based on the hero.sometimes its super basicsometimes it gives you extra shit.example: McGinnis and Kelvin both gain innate spirit resist just by leveling up which is usually why you dont see their builds containing spirit reailiance and why people complain about mcginnis being "too tanky"
Victor, Shiv, and Morage forming a support group for sexually harassed ritualists
>>587058292Be too honest for this shitty meta
What would his abilities be?It would be cool if he was a PvE character like Saxton Hale
>>587060410why are you obsessed with horse dick
>>587060795He has a bag of magical gadgets like Pocket but he's a frontliner instead of a carry
>>587060795Calling Pocket "he/him" which stuns Pocket for 20 seconds
>>587060795is that patrick stewart?
>>58706096341% chance to instant kill
As a new player, is my intuition correct that baba yaga is pretty meh in standard because she really needs to play around her team consistently and if her team is not coordinated she kinda dies?
>>5870607951: Green Hand2: Running Bear Grab3: Lariat4: Spinning Pile Driver
>mfw Doorman is my highest priority nigga but he's banned so often I'm practically an Abrams Victor mainI'm on an 11 game dry spell this is actually insane
>>587061162She's op as fuck
>>587060795probably something like Zacian from Unite where you can spend souls for enhanced abilities.>>587060963I think Max Fairfax not respecting pockets pronouns would be great for his character but I don't think valve has the balls for it sadly.
>>587060795He would be in a mech suit and would use bebop's animations
>>587061250yeah yeah she nerfs spirit damage i get the compies ban her but that doesn't answer my question
>>587061241I had to fight an disciple of Joechuck doing that cheat death vortex web shit and honestly You people deserve being banned, although I will always save mine for that cunt Haze
What is a good carry for aimlets? (besides Victor)
>>5870615037
>>587061162>>587061386at ranks low enough where people don't parry her long legs, she can solo stomp no issue
>>587060795Arin is doomed to bald...
>>587061241I never see Doorman banned in my games but i know 1 thing for sure.You're either completely useless and i'd honestly rather have a Silver on my team instead of you, or you're the most cracked out of you're mind nigga in the game with no inbetween.I get the urge to ban him too sometimes.
>>587060184I can't deliver precise 4.5 milliampere love zaps to a girl's g-spot with every thrust, confusing her nervous system just enough to perfectly induce forced ovulation on the spot at the exact moment she cums
>>587061687I did have one good game as her but only by chasing my team to every fight and mashing q. Her early game was so atrocious, but i was laning against miia and vindicta who outranged my 1 so i could basically do no damage and my lane partner kept going fuck knows where.
Can someone explain me who made "the Rem rulebook" that every retard parrots all the time? I'm too tired of seeing retards going insane if you dare to do ONE (1) sinner as Rem after its been idiling for 5 min because "Rem cant do our sinners".I swear to god the amount of times I've read this after seeing how the enemy takes all of them for "waiting" it's driving me insane.
>>587062060I think you're a pedophile.
>>587062060did you try telling your teammates to "take the sinners or rem will"
>>587060797why aren't you?unironically tho I'm not, there are other non human dicks I much prefer over it
>>587062060Tell them that they have 1 minute to grab your sinners otherwise you will
>>587060168>>587060604holy shit we won
>>587062060sperg out at your teammates to take your sides sinner's bwo
>>587062145>other non human dicks>pluralCanine dicks and what else? Horse cock mogs every other cock.
>haze decides to try ulting the holliday with lasso up for the third time this gamedo some people just not learn from their mistakes or what
>>587062060Rem has a lot of privledge in regards to sinners becauss of the remlings. So Rem can very safely invade and take enemy sinners. If Rem is instead using that ability to take friendly sinners he's basically just starving the entire team of souls as the support
>>587062238
>>587062398I bola'd an ulting haze like 3 times in a Vyper game yesterday Haze players just cannot comprehend their instant win button not working
I love Rem he's so cute
>>587061241I used to feel the same way but whenever I see a doorman nowadays they are insanely cracked and I feel moggedJust today I had a support doorman with good door placement and used rescue carts and support items and I felt so ashamed that I do not do the same
>play like shit >feel bad >start inting and rage baiting my team instead >they abandon >lose 0 ranked points
>>587062720>doesnt buy silence wave or cursefake haze player
I wish they would balance around E6 instead of pro play>Balancing around high skill instead of shitters is a good thing>Balancing around gameplay that is actually achievable ingame is also a good thingE6 is the highest skilled gameplay still relevant to the rest of the playerbase, pro play is an entirely different thing
>>587062875Average russian game mentality.
>>587053551I like to play her with echo shard on her 3 and refresher if the game goes that long. A full combo will CC the entire enemy team for like 7 seconds. Completely trivializes the game winning patron fight since the enemy usually starts somewhat clumped together.
>>587062720i think if i ever made a game sense tier list haze (as in haze players) would genuinely be in the bottom tier. nearly every single one feels like they're carried by micro making up for absolutely boneheaded decisions
Why is Graves nerfed within days of having a good build but other heros get to be cancer since march?
>>587062967on her vortex web is objectively better than echo shard
>>587063136Graves doesn't need to aim >but wraith barely needs to aim SH-SHUT UP, OKAY?!
>>587062319yeah mostly canine and dolphin though that one is basically unobtainium, horse after those two imo
>>587062958Presumably in the future there will be Deadlock events with established teams and comms, so getting a head start on balancing around that situation can't really be a bad thing.
>>587063328mirage does not look like that
Every drifter I have in my teams is terrible. Is he a bad character or high skill
Apollo is really fun
What should my objective be mid game?
>>587063549ratting walkers or finding two picks for midboss
>>587063549Make sure you push lanesFarmDon't feed
How can I compete with Silver's Big Werewolf Cock?
>>587063549Brool
>first ranked game of the new season>had to straight up tell my lane partner to buy itemsNot a good start.
Learning the game, should I play a match of every character in standard, or just coop against bots? I've already played the characters that stand out as cool to me quite a bit
Are plated Armor/spirit resilience worth it? I never see anyone use them
sex with rem
>enemy mirage has unstoppable and t3 traveler>every minute this fuck strolls up to the walker, deals 3k damage to it, and fucks off unscathedoh ok
>>587063549dont follow retards running into a 70k wraith and her friends all by themselveswatch for bait, look for someone to close in on with your buds if they push too far inalways clean the wave b4 you go for farm
>>587063924Play street brawl, it will teach you spells and items
>>587063945Calm down, Abrams
>>587063924just play street brawl
>>587063706that's the funny part, you can't, now get on your knees and worship that superior knotted cock
>>587063943>I never see [spirit resilience]Are you in actual bricklo?Bullet resilience is better after the buffs but still outclassed by most other anti gun items
Drifter is 100% a rapist right? There's no way that he's been a murdercannibalhobo for hundreds of years without ever raping a single victim
>>587064232No. That's gross and wrong.
>>587064039and the tards itt say he's useless btw
>>587064232only safe edge and safe horny is allowed in modern game writing.
>>587064232Drifter is a puritan who thinks sex is yucky
>>587064232I can imagine he gets all indignant and says a line like:>"Listen here, I'm NOT a pervert.">"I am many things, many many dark and terrible things.">"So many terrible things you could say it wouldn't be that much worse if I was a pervent.">"But I'm NOT. A pervert."
>>587064232>>587064289
>>587064519>>587064232https://youtu.be/iEuNDbHucuE?si=9-7Qcbt9SVl7_SnuI assume it goes down like this
I cannot take Drifter seriously with Matt Mercer's voice. Its so bad it rolls back to being funny
>>587064171>implying there are any anti gun items
>>587063215Why is that? Im still stuck in standard for now but echo shard gives me better results since both requires team followup anyway. In my mind 2 immobilize beats the slow web gives, provided the enemy is retarded enough to get hit by the sword as a group.
>>587064039That's what the character does yeah
>>587064903PETRIFIED
>go in>everyone leaves>leave>everyone goes inwhat is this phenomenon called
imagine
POCKET IS ANTI-ASIAN MALE RACISM
Metro bros I don't feel so good.
>>587062130>>587062198If you do this its even worse, you get all your team defensive immediately towards you. "Bro just go for their sinners" "Are you threatening us?" "Rem cant take friendly sinners, I have to teamfight and will take them when I can" Fuck off.>>587062425I know every person that populates this place, including me, is mentally challenged, but could you read the last part of my 1st paragraph properly?
>>587065158Anyone who opens this image and reads it is a fag
>>587040286are scots brunettes?
>>587064598kek
>>587065348I opened it, saw it's reddit, and closed immediately. Is it too late for me?
I never had much use for a name. Names are for people who want to be remembered. Me? My existence is like gravity or time. A concept that you fear, but you cannot escape. I simply... am.
>Celeste still first pick/ban every game even after getting crippling nerfs for 5 patches in a rowhow fucking disgusting is this hero?
>>587064797vortex web has insane utility on top of applying slowing hex to everyone, and it synergizes amazing with range and duration which paige likes to build. and comparing both items (with trans cooldown) vortex is 2 seconds lower cd.>>587065158go back/kys
>>587065158>Goes to retarded faggot site>Goes to the retarded faggot subforum>Takes a screenshot>"GUYS LOOK RETARDED FAGGOTRY"You and the xitter screenshot anon should have retarded inbred incest babies
>>587065265is there literally a single person who thought he wasnt going to drop to oracle or phantom without rank protection
>introduce friends to deadlock>they opt to jump into a match immediately without understanding basic mechanics, flow of the game, inspecting items, making a builld, or understanding anyone's kit.>I protest but they claim itll be fine>buckle in for absolute annihilation>naturally they feed the whole game>have to listen to absolute confusion the entire match>"how do I know what to buy????">makes comments about "broken" characters on the opposing team because theyre getting stomped>biting my tongue the entire match
>>587065427She takes good care of her hygiene
>>587065427>have built in stam mast>3 lifesteal abilities>forces every 6v6 into a 5v6 with ult>has a built in silence>auto aim m1 ampThe kit is the second strongest kit in the game next to Baba with the third best being Shiv.
>>587065421K let's see, Got my King Arthur. Got my Midsummer's Night Dream. Got my Wuthering Heights I mean that one's probably less useful but you never know when you'll need a Byronic hero for something romantic yet dangerous.
>>587065514He is too honest. He sees duo abusing as what it really is, cheats.
>>587036297I agree broder.
See, the way to fix Danny is if you knockdown him, he just explodes and dies immediately.
>>587065298you need to learn to be more assertive yay
>>587037095
>>587065584>biting my tongue the entire matchYou could've used this as a learning opportunity to scold the retards who have so foolishly flown from your wing too early. Instead you'll get to listen to them piss and moan for the next week assuming they hang around long enough to learn how the game is actually played.
>>587065158But we do need a based asian male samurai who wants to beat down Yamato and slap Violet back into being a good Asian women. Or maybe the comic relief chef type who cooks various monsters of questionable levels of sentience into his hot-pot.
>Rat King tries to ult >Accidentally stun him with Mirage's T3 Djinn's max mark and finish him off
Wraith and Mirage are good, split pushing is goodPaige and Venator are good, deathballing is goodDoorman and MoKrill are good, ganking is goodTurtling has never and will never be good in Deadlock. The towers are purposefully weak to prevent turtling comps from winning. Wraith and Mirage are currently good so we're in a splitpushing meta
mirage could oneshot people at minute 3 and I would still not play as him
>Win game>Feel nothing>Lose game>Think about killing myself again
why does gay talon's trap not have a spirit ratio
>>587066198You could just play Graves, who is theoretically a worse version of Mirage, but doesn't need to talk to her team to do her job, so you can actually solo que with her
>>587066294rn I win games and just feel bad cause every game is a stompI don't feel good fighting an entire team at 28k while everyone on my team is 40k+
>>587066294therapy correction is required>>587066326the only reason the AOE CURSE does any damage at all is so it can proc on hit items.
>badmouths ivy>is a liberalI've heard enough. Delete this nigger.
okay i tried deadman, didnt like him much he is too inconsistent or its just my teammates not making enough opportunities. but i did found celeste REALLY fun but isnt she too OP? when will she get nerfed? anyway what character should i try next?
>>587066567he's an anarchist, and as much as i hate anarchkiddies they are not liberals (they merely argue against all actually existing socialist governments using liberal talking points lol)
>>587066567>shit talks Ivy>the same girl who helped destroy and entire criminal cartel>immediately dick sucks the "misunderstood" art hoeBilly is literally a text book poser faggot, the same exact type of queer you can find hanging around any cheap alt-rock concert stinking like bud light
>>587065908Im pinging, making call outs and directing them through the match but in the end they did whatever they wanted. Im not gonna backseat every moment.Biting my tongue was referring to me calling them retarded faggots all game
>>587066792Yeah, I understood that loud and clear. I'm saying you should've called them retarded faggots because they acted like a bunch of retarded faggots diving headlong into a game they didn't understand while ignoring a friends advice
>>587066679He's not an anarchist, he has no actual political beliefs at all(His dialogue with Violet not withstanding, but all of her dialogue isn't canon so)
>>587066589>when will she get nerfed?LolAny day now I'm sure, alongside the wraith nerfs, Sinclair model update, and slork re-release
>>587066709i think there's a lot of weird writing like that, though it might be intentional with Billy. Graves is very passionate about talking for lonely dead people and sees it as something weighty then immediately throws that ethos away to help Wraith break into a place. It reads like humor that undermines the character in a very stupid way. Drifter has some weird dialogue with Celeste too but that's another conversation.
>>587065951Mirage's Djinn mark stuns?
>>587066924he is a contrarian and anarchism is the most contrarian political stance there is, mostly because it is completely infeasible. his voicelines all point to a dislike of hierarchy, authority, and the bourgeois. how is he not anarchist? gabe the yacht merchant is not going to have him quote proudhon.
djinn marks are just worse love bites which are worse overheat from fedora negro
>play seven>sit in side lane>join team fight only if ult>no ult pve time>winhmmm yeah the masses will fall
>>587067338at t3 djinn's mark if he gets five stacks of it on a target, yes
Is Egg first item on the 'brams meta again ?
are kit reworks confirmed with the remodels? like did Yoshi mention anything about it?Is Warden going to get stuck with his default character ass abilities even with a new shiny model
>>587066879Oh for sure. Didn't want to put them off to the game being too critical/harsh off rip, but that first game was a wake up call to them for sure.
>>587065085wheres the djinn mark womb tattoo
When will Valve fix the troon problem /dlg/???
>>587067694there's not even a date for the remodels so they probably dont know
>>587066851wtf excuse me, im a woke faggot who watches destiny actually
>could've gotten a hard ass punk who works union muscle>could've made him a meat head who fights for the right thing the wrong way>could probably work in some stupid corny shit about low level fair fax workers getting treated like garbage>instead we got the wannabe loser who doesn't fight for anything unless he thinks it'll get him attentionKinda pisses me off more with his line about beating up scabs when this same retard would piss and moan about a union.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Ll51kcbjo
>>587066851I NEED bat Drifter to eat my guts while i'm still alive.
>blue lane>lash on green wants to swapgg its lost
>>587068131are you surprised there is no positive union representation in a valve game of all things? may i remind you of the retarded soviet empire lore?
Billy is genuinely right about everything.
>4 winstreak>did nothing all 4 gamesname a worse feel
>>587068131>unless he thinks it'll get him attentionNo, I don't know what it is with Billy, but there is some weird reasoning behind itHe confirms he's not a goathead because of some lost betHe probably is just "trolling" but there is something else
>>587065584>play with new guys that made that same mistake, but they actually listen in game>they don't know macro at all but get the idea behind lane pushing when I tell them we need to get the little dudes to the end point>mfw basically become a commander ordering my minions where to go and provide doors for them just to escape since I don't trust them to use them on offense>all four of them buy knockdown when I say it's a decent way to help out the team and I watch 4 anvils hit vindicta back to back before a Mo waddles towards her and hits her with his ult (I forgot to tell him to buy boots or any sort of move speed item and he kept forgetting about burrow)>we actually win because I teach them the art of split pushing and avoiding the death ballI love playing with newfags that actually listen, there's no greater feeling. The Mo player still doesn't know how to farm and gets lost every game but it's ok, he's trying his sweet little retard heart out
>>587068325>4 loss streak>did everything all 4 games
>>587068313>*Seven is genuinely right about everythingFTFY
>farm in Green lane>entire team keeps pushing enemy heroes to their walkers/shrine>"huh that weird. Blue and yellow lane are still red">Check base>it's swarmed with enemy minionsWe actually lost the game to fucking minions. Why are people so averse to dealing with them? If I'm not the one focusing on protecting them, no one is.
>>587065584This is 100% on you if you hopped with them in a party for those first games.currently the only real tutorial the game has is getting your first couple of matches with absolute retards who dont know how to use a mouse too.
>>587068296Believe it or not I don't think big G himself scans through every work document to censor evil nasty ideas like workers unions. I just think half the writing team are drooling incompetent retards being propped up by the handful that came up with the core concepts.>retarded Soviet Empire loreI actually quite like the Soviet Empire shit as a concept but I'm certain they'll drain all the fun out of it first.>>587068343I just work with the pieces I'm given, and as of right now he's an attention whore, whether by circumstance or by choice.
>>587067887How are they always lesbian
>>587068313>Rat King* is genuinely right about everything.FTFY
>First ranked match of the season>Enemy Holliday in lane only does bodyshots>Lane ends>Suddenly hitting chain headshots against rapidly moving targets>Builds Spellslinger and Glass Cannon so she can pump out 3-4 headshots a second>She stands on mid bridge and melts my HP bar at the walker road curve>Ends the match 24/3So has Valve given up on dealing with cheaters completely? They nuke cheaters fast in DOTA2 iirc and CSGO has the $15 pass. This is TF2 levels of abandonment
>>587068717because they're just straight men who couldn't get into the pussy getting club and have mind broken themselves to try and get in from the back entrance
Will S+++er ever ascend to S+++++?
>>587069206She's already S+++++ex, though?
>>587069206She will never be higher than B tier
I had a dream that there was a new mode called Street War that was a 25 vs 25 match and it was a huge clusterfuck that was equal parts AIDs and amazing
>>587065158I mean it is pretty funny.>3 Asian women>1 Asian male>But he's actually not the character is actually non-binary :)It's a typical case of when someone/a company is trying to hard to be progressive they end up being racist/stereotyping. Very common.
Am I bad at math or what's going on here?
>>587069321Make it 18v18 with 6 on each lane and street brawl rules
>>587069312B for "Best"(iality)
>>587069469Have you played any brawl matches as Rem? They all get lumped together on the character stat screen
>>587069469Street Brawl doesn't count
>>587069206>_webp.png
>>587069321there's a video like that and it's as aids as you're imagining https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDxiit7OWig
>>587065427A mere fraction of the pain felt by Silver players
>>587069321>>58706947012vs12 and up would never practically end even with coordinated antihealing and full voice communication. I do wonder however if Deadlock would still function with 9vs9. It could even be surprisingly better.
>>587069873Jesus Christ
Reminder that M1ggers and Eceleb scum will ruin this game, just like they ruined Silver and Mina.
What's the most cancer to deal with?>A good Venator>A good Wraith>A good Vindicta>A good Paradox>A good Vyper>A good Haze>A good Infernus
>>587067341>dislike of hierarchy, authority, and the bourgeoisThat's literally just progressive talking points
this mfer would fit in perfectly
Is Rat King a farmer? My frend tried him and he got bodied in lane
>>587070206I know "muh tf2" but i really do miss teams of 8v8 or 9v9 in games, yeah, since you're going to have shit players but the numbers mean they don't individually drag you down as much as a 6v6 or 4v4 do
theres an uptick on the yoshi tracker
>>587070657Niggas are really gangstalking this dude over a video game
>>587070657it rework today for sure
>>587070825>"jokingly" added pizza boxes in-gameHe wants it to continue
>Late January release >full shop rework>big mandatory hero balance patch >6 remodels for the hero that dont need a literal full redesign. Shiv, Mo&Krill, Seven etca very realistic ask from mister Yoshi, no?
>>587070476not really, scrap grenade can clear lanes later but early on hes weak in lane
>>587070476He's a teamfighter
What does each deadlock character listen to?
>Rolling coooooooooooooooooom!
>>587072137
Celeste farms surprisingly fast
play melee lash
>>587072309
Wtf is Doorman supposed to do lategame? Other than being a platform for active items>Knockdown and/or Vortex Web then ult strongest enemy>Cursed Relic whoever is the second strongest>Divine Barrier any teammate who's getting fuckedDo I just dump bells on the enemy m1gger? Feels like I do no damage and just end up an ultbot/itembot
>>587072481
I don't know if it's purely because of time I spent playing him but I don't dislike Talon's haircut as much as I did at first. His clothes+anims+weapon are too goofy though.
>>587054930Game isn't out but characters are already being flanderized to shit. Hanging out at Le Bar. Everyone knows everyone. The blood games ritual is just a fun past time activity. Victor isn't self cosciouss at all and he's just another forced Tumblr Sexyman.>>587055049His own lines about himself + Yamato
I'm Viscous I'm ViscousI'm such a goo boy such a goo goo boyI'm Viscous I'm Viscous
>>587071115>a very realistic askfrom a valve employee?
>>587072664It's a pretty traditional injun style, hope hes not bald like that 1 old leak
>>587038219This shit really should be punished as hard if not harder than just mean words. Blows my fucking mind you can get chatbanned for calling your 0/15 Billy a retard but he can ERP and talk about troonshit all game with no consequences.
>>587070350in 2024 it was paradox and infernus
if baba's shield brew was a problem why did they make the brew order random instead of just moving the shield brew later down the list
>>587070350it's a good vyper and it's not even closeif you ever play against an actually good vyper one trick you're going to want to blow your brains outthe problem is most people do not know how to play vyper
>>587073247>problemIt's not a problem at all, the less good Vypers there are the better for the rest of us
>>587038219>1/3 players carrying their respective teams (dead silent, only comms is pings)Hey that's me
>>587073247why what's so great about vyper
>>587073120Baba is a devs pet project and as such only gets lightly tapped with the nerf batArguably this wasn't even a nerf
>>587062060Because Rem can easily take enemy sinners compared to using your own sinners which someone like wraith or seven should be getting.Theres nothing wrong with rem taking a friendly sinner but people dont want Rem to take friendly sinners because the retards that do that instead of being a fucking menace and stealing enemy sinners all game end up being greedy bastards and wiping out your side essentially starving your team instead of the enemies and then they do nothing with those souls except die like a retard with a 1-2K bag.>>587073120>>587073440Its also why you cant parry her melees
>>587073120>if baba's shield brew was a problemThe point was that you can reliably just hit the brew you want mid engagement. You have to plan and hold your brew ahead of time
>Stacy Graves
What do you do in this situation
>>587073705Stall as much as possible
>>587073705Clear blue and then go to green
>>587073705ping defend base on the minimap and try to defend base and then fix lanes. if your team is that retarded that they don't come help then unlucky ggs go next
>>587073696Graves if she wasn't a poser
>>587072664Its pretty much his only recognizable feature that is not neon prime scuff. they should keep it.
>>587073705Win
>>587073705Go to green and die before I can pop my ult>t. Silver
Which hero is most likely to be a rapist?
>>587074326Doriftor
>>587072602Plx
>laning against Wraith and VioletHoly shit its such fucking AIDS
>>587072481Not bad taste, detective
>>587072602Unless you're gun you drop like a fucking rock on damage, i suggest echo shard cart and be a piece of shit that strips away defenses and does cheeky backdoor plays unless you're omega fed
>>587074538Bellspam and support yeahGood door placement and coordination is a huge boon too, you can save your entire team
>>587074326Celeste.She gets up to some freaky shit you just know it. She'd be able to trick the other girls to join her for some "entertainment" in some back alley, and then just watch with that fucking smile of hers.
Mokrill infernus is legit the most uninteractive lane in the game, they just dash in and dash out and there is nothing I can do.
So I was playing street brawl to learn characters, the enemy team was some 4 stack, as soon as they started winning to a point where we couldn't kill any of them, they refused to push objective and would just kill and teabag and held us hostage for a long time. I reported them, will they actually face consequences for that? I can't imagine an employee looking at that replay and thinking it's acceptable. Basically trying to force us to DC.
>>587072664He just needs some actual male cloths and he'll be great on looks, that hair style is pretty traditional
>>587075170whenever they remodel gt i hope he looks like this. i think the general idea of what they have is decent they just need to touch it up and ground it more to the setting, i.e. trim off the neon prime elements
>>587075182this person has never played venator
Is gun Victor still a thing?
>>587075624Yes, I only play it against Baba or if my team has no m1 tho
>>587069626>>587069760there is maybe 1 jeet brool game in there so it still doesn't add up
>>587075182What I don't get is why oranges have bizarrely unnecessary drawbacks while purples are all improvements
>>587074964This.
>>587075596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POYXdgimrUU
Do you ever make a mental note of people who are toxic for no reason in case you see them again in game? If I ever find this dipshit Celeste, she's getting raped
>win a ranked gam>+350>still at 0 pointsthanks yoshi
>learning game through bot matches, medium difficulty>>whichever side has Seven, winsZamn.
whats the point of instant air dashes
Both of my loses today were because of the same elo-terrorist Bebop. 2/8 in the first one and 0/16 in the second. Matchmaking is literally rigged
>>587076557they are faster than normal dashes and stamina mastery makes them longer as well
counterspelling Celeste ult should delete the ball
>>587076191well i mute them so the game keeps track of them for me
>>587075838I looked and the full of this image is kinda lame
>>587070476I believe he is. Rat king is only good in big objective brools where your ult and scrap bomb are getting value. In the meantime you farm with your bomb and pestiments. Avoiding interaction with the enemy team.
>>587076980Nah, it should bounce the ball back at her.
>>587076515Are bot matches actually helpful for learning the game? Even hard enemy bots don't compare to randos in casual matchmaking
Why are the buffs and cooldowns displayed in like 3 separate locations?What kind of fucking schizo designed this hud man wtf
>play vs mina>die the second shes on my screen>play as mina>barely manage to tickle the enemy gamerswhat am i missing
Ranked is a fool's errand. A game mode for goys. You match with the same retards you'd find in standard at the cost of a pointless rank and your sanity.
>>587074326Lash
>>587077519you should only play them a couple times to get the flow, the bots are pretty retarded and just tend to gravitate towards you
>>587070439I LIVE... AGAIN
>>587077683Ranked has stricter matchmaking, requires hero experience and doesn't allow for stacks so it's inherently far more tolerable, seems like you're used to rolling in the mud and don't really know better.
>>587077603Skills
>>587077603a bad player to farm
LIFTING!
3 games in a row with people that play like it's their first game and retards still think the forced standard wins matterit genuinely feels like they bought their account to play ranked
>>587038219But you will get banned for calling them nigger faggots. Clown world.
>>587077919And yet none of it matters because ranked is inherently a bad mode. You are playing a mode built not to be fun.
>>587077603>his rake doesnt do 800 damagelol
Why do we got a geriatric chink granny and a redditor commentator? Aren't there supposed to be a billion Rem e-girl players? Why can't they cast? I would even take vtumors over this wtf lol.
Is a server just fucked sometimes? Had a match teleporting all over the place lagging, ran a speed test and my stuff seems fine. Someone DC'd while we were winning too.
>>587044160pick mina and peg his ass
>>587044160Does knockdown work on the suitcase or is he immune?
>feels like we're losing>one guy on the enemy team dc's randomly>winez
Most things that proc off of dealing damage or killing should only proc off of damage to players
>get apollo crit>he backflips a mile backwards and gets to ziplinewhat do i do against this
Add crits to the game
>>587078630the discord groomer and his pet assistant
>>587078441It's literally built to be more fun since it makes matches inherently fairer without stacks and with narrower rank spread, this is an objective and mechanical improvement.
>>587079385
Add pits to the game
add conventionally attractive feral canine hero to the game
Add hairy pits to the game
>>587053379Current Vindicta is as if gun Lash lasted for so long that people started to say that ground strike was always meant to be a disengage tool.
>>587079463We need more crit items
>>587079582kill yourself
>>587079593bro your venator? your billy?
>>587079116His suitcase, on a powerscaling level, is the strongest ability in the game. Nothing can interrupt or interact with it, you can't even use Cursed Relic on him when he's inside his suitcase (keep in mind Cursed Relic is the only thing in the game that can interrupt Unstoppable)
>>587079582wtf that's my line
>>587053379>>587079625I dont play Vindi, whats the deal here? Shes meant to fly and snipe, and she actually flies and snipes...am I missing something?
>>587077463even better
>>587079709just like every other iframe ability?
>>587079582Sorry we don't want white women playing this gameBlack, Latin, and Asian queens only thank you
/ourdude/ is live on Twitch
>>587044160one half waits at the briefcase and the other half chases the orb, people figured this simple counterplay years ago against puck
>mina has 3 iframes as a ability Das od
>>587079874all of those also like it, men also do, everyone does from what I've seen tbdesu
>>587078630We already got a vtuber playing Deadlock (Burnt Peanut)
We need a big booty latina character, ivy is to flat
>>587079793Snipe becomes useless past 15 minutes into the game, for several reasons.Around a year back most Vin builds were centered on her ult, now they are centered on her gun and many even ditch sniping altogether mid to late.
>>587079793Vindicta does not fly and snipe she flies and machineguns
>mirage on my team buys egg and then saves to buy ricochet 2nd itemyeah ok
>>587079116Silence wave is the only reliable counter. It's kind of funny that the only way you get to kill him is if he doesn't get to use abilities
Just play lighting scroll vindicta
I'm playing random games now
>>587080151Ah I see. Is the damage too low? It hurts when I get shot..>>587080170My friend calls her AC 130 gunship lol
are spikes a meme?Spirit spike is especially egregious
>>587051834>player who is intelligent enough to recognize how hot tits are is intelligent enough to carry the gamenothing out of the ordinary here boss
lightning scroll venator
Just abuse the lighting scroll violet freelo
>>587079593Lash should have hairy ampits ingame.
every standard game looks like this and they have the balls to tell you to lose 35 games to get new characters in comp
Silver's werewolf form would have 6 or 8 tits btw (and a cookie of course)
>>587080350of course brick-kun just buy 6 gun items in a row dont think about anything else
>>587035796>ftfades gave up on venator for the patchif they're so scared of him shitting up nightshift why not just give him.his old 3 back and let him be the pos2/frontline hybrid everyone was expecting
what do you think about this strat for learning the game?
>>587079857name one i-frame ability that's half as long as pocket suitcase
>>587075769comparing something like glass cannon to spirit burn, and escalating exposure is crazy and even one of the best oranges is spirtual overflow which is a purple in disguisegun items are shit and every good "gun" hero gets assloads of bonus spirit damage on their guns from other abilities and also has some kind of spirit grenade IE warden/wraith/vindicta, why are fucking venator and haze the only actual gun heroes and even then haze usually gets a good chunk of spirit damage from fixation and her daggers
>>587080476old 3?
investment spikes are a shitty mechanic and they should just move the bonuses to the items themselves, dota has attributes for this exact reason
>>587077519Guess I suck that much then because I'm losing
>>587080493pick 2 or 3 character that you find cool and play them until you get a good grasp of what to build when to fight/farm ect, randomizing your hero pick will confuse you and you won't learn shit whether you win or lose
>>587080456well, that would get you gun spike pretty quickly, wouldn't it?I'm talking about getting items that you need instead of rushing a spike.I get my first spike at 9.6k, when I have a T3 ability that benefits heavily from itI just see some builds on pocket for example, that spends the first 4.8k on nothing but spirit items.
>>587080640I've already done that for a bunch of matches
>>587080578Dota has attributes as a holdover from warcraft 3, same with it being 5v5 and last hitting existing as a mechanic
>>587080578harsh truths that people are not ready to accept
>>587080578we did that before and it was so shit the shop was reworked
abrams players will seriously only heavy melee after a charge and still be like "XD why do you never parry"
>>587080295>Ah I see. Is the damage too low? It hurts when I get shot..No, it's a design issue.Also, 15 minutes was hyperbole.Back then Vin used to only get (souls) when she dealt the killing blow with her ult, now because of the grace period and it only granting weapon damage you're typically better off just landing an uncharged shot then mowing them down with your m1. There are also some other issues, perfomance issues, mobility increasing, counter items etc. that just makes going for snipe kills unreliable.I still think that weapon damage is the least useful, least versatile thing she could have gotten. She would have been much better off gaining spirit power instead if bonus souls was that problematic.
does grey talon need an AoE 5 second curse on a 10 second cooldown?
>>587081110This game is now aoe slop and it fits the current meta
>>587081110Yes
>>587081110what else is hw gonna dio
>>587081265>now
Every retarded feeding fuck in ranked should be autobanned for a few days for every match they ended with kd below 0.5. This will keep them out of matchmaking and force them to learn the game in standard. They also need to be injected with AIDS but that's not currently doable.
Nerf wraith already what are they doing
>>587081757/dlg/ told me if you're struggling with Wraith you're pisslow so...
>>587081579i'm trying my best bvo... it's the elo the game put me in...
why does baba have the most ear bleeding pull back voiceline in the game?
>>587081757>nerfing a c tier hero lmao they will nerf venator and silver instead
The face of Deadlock
baba should be hard reworked none of her abilities are fun to play against
>>587077919And yet I hear people endlessly bitching about the matchmaking
If you think this is impressive, wait until I get going
>>587081839PULL. BACK.
RANKED ALRIGHT?TRY THE BALANCE
>>587081872Geist and Abrams are the iconic "dangerous lady walks into the detective's office." from noir stories.
>>587081962And yet standard matchmaking is even worse by design, objectively.
>>587081647>>587081647>>587081647>>587081647>>587081647
>>587080434They just need to actually ban for leaving and griefing.It's 2026. If the pocket on my team says in VC "fuck you guys, I'm 4 running for the rest of the game" and then runs 30 deaths down mid, they should be automatically permad. The technology exists.
>>587082057Sounds like a personal problem
>>587082172It's not a matter of opinion, ranked objectively uses stricter rules to make matches more balanced.
>>587082291See: >>587081962
>>587082479What is your meaningless babble trying to say exactly?
>>587080998>the guy who has never parried once in their life and had no idea their F key did anything other than let them swear at people>the guy who will take one light melee and immediately parry expecting another>the guy doing some autistic IAD parry slide bullshit to minmax parry attempts(?)>the guy who is cheating and will perfect parry every melee regardless of conditions>the guy who W keys and throws the worlds most telegraphed heavy melee in existence that you could spot it from the moon>the guy who will sneak a cheeky light to test the waters before warming you up>the guy who knows better than to rawdog any kind of melee unless he has something to counter the possible parry, or their target is CC'd and unactionable>the guy who spends 90% of their time spinning in circles baiting parries and 10% of their time actually hitting things>the guy who can read you like a goddamn book and will chain half a dozen raw light melees into the perfect break in attacks and then follow up with ball crushing heavy melees until you question your own sanitytbf he's one of the smarter melee playersbonus points if he suspected the opponent was using a botor was just trying to get into his head
>>587082527I accept your concession.
I think I legit don't know how to play Spirit Victor. Every time I play Spirit Victor I just fall off the cliff after Infuser + EE despite this guy being the lategame monster apparently. I do better on Gun Victor.
>>587084054just run leech EE and fleetfoot its what I do oh and get transcendant cooldown and healing tempo, ur #2 lets you proc firerate and movespeed on demand with tempo
Holy shit I love playing Abrams
>>587077216i agree
>>587077216sauce?
>>587079463if valve was based this would of been tattooed on celestes womb instead of her chest
>>587080493it works but it will be rough if you get sinclair.
We need to kill escalating exposure.
