Previous: >>587047831>NewsAgent Record | Kafkahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185592Agent Record | Robinhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185723Agent Record | Sunbringerhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47172159Version 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCE>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/aEq4rW2KbPM (EN)https://youtu.be/W006N8rM4Mk (JP)https://youtu.be/AkWvzeXDUxY (EN)https://youtu.be/5MT2Hsfs4Rw (JP)https://youtu.be/wHxjO2Ut3Ic (EN)https://youtu.be/BBlnJrW0GeQ (JP)>Upcoming Events for 3.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166963All-New Program 10/21 - 12/01Spooky Funhouse Tales 10/22 - 11/30Cyber Miracle Healer, on Duty! 10/28 - 11/16Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 10/28 - 11/09"En-Nah" Into Your3 Lap 11/11 - 12/01Trails of the Hobbling Crow 11/11 - 11/30Repair! Drifting Art 11/16 - 11/30Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/25 - 11/30>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTHOLLOWRUN33INKSHIFT33LEVELUP33>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Literally what is the point in releasing males? The devs are fully aware that they don't even rake back in the money that they wasted on developing them.>>587076892kemonomimi is not the same at all as full on furry.
>>587076832kek
>>587077001To shit on yuri
>4 threads up
>>587077045You can hate both.
>>587073609it's rugpulled but at least they're usable
are we all rolling for kafka?
>>587077136It's funnier when they fight for not-last.
>>587077001Anon fully developing a character for this Kusoge + 4 language voice acting is around 700k USD tops if you calculate mihoyos team size + salaries , they make money no matter what and every rerun is infinite value
>>587077001Mihoyo is from Shangai, everytime you see Shanghair Chinese, always assume they are turbolibtards.The based games have headquarters in Beijing, or somewhere further south.
>>587077353TROONAKA DO NOT LOOK
*encools the thread*
>>587077353Alice is really enjoying an ice cream pop
>>587077415Did he transition yet?
A R I ARIA
>no Phoenix postsdid we all kill ourselves already?
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>587077353umm whats going on here..
>>587077236yeah she is pure sex
https://x.com/yomocha_SB34/status/2118932200418926752look guys look
Fufu sits here!
>more redditsiamost astroturfed character in the history of gacha
>>587077975>most astroturfed character in the history of gachaThat's Firefly
Ah, I see. We're being extra retarded today.I'll come back tomorrow. Maybe a massive tsunami will finally take the shitposters out.
>>587077914post fufu_cat1.jpg
>>587078096WAITLook at this dialyn before you go
SUCKING PENIX'S PENIX
Erm... What was my name again?
GODDAMN this bitch has some fat tetas.
>>587077914Sitting on fufu
>>587077975Seethe harder fag
Nibbling on Phoenix's clitoris and accidentally biting a little too hard
>>587078061You are trans
Oppai loli when?
>Severian banner into Banyue and S Billy rerunHard times for coolchads...
there's too many anomaly characters... Could it be that zzz was an anomaly game all along
>>587077914Very grippy Tiger shoes!They need to be grippy!! because they need to stick to Huwei Spinning!
>>587078230
>>587078757Coolbros are also savechads throuhbeit
How strong is M0W1 fufu? Thinking about getting her engine on her rerun banner
>>587078869thank you very cool
fufu grippy sneakerjob.........................
Holy fuck all Severian menu animations and his marketing are gay ass fuck. Is it all "cool" stuff i keep hearing????
>>587078742Your Aria?
https://litter.catbox.moe/usamzv.png
>>587078870I'm dropping all my savings on M1W1 Severian. I guess Sunbringer's patch will give enough to get M1 Billy from the guarantee which still leaves Banyue M1... >>587078985In Poland we have a saying 'głodnemu chleb na myśli'.
>>587079070Insanely hot
>>587077975Cissia is peak American whitegurl and you have to be brown as fuck to not love her or Billy.
>>587078985"cool" is just code for>Hetero-sama pleeeassse help subsidise our homosex ways
>>587079143Your Fagverian is still gay faggot
>>587079221>Brown sees male>Immediately thinks about how he's getting cucked financially and literally
>see a man>immediately think about gay sexCurious.
>>587079345>maleThere was no males in that post though.It was an Anon who was wondering why homos beg heteros to roll for homo agents.
>>587079496>Encounter virtual man>Has a full blown meltdown and starts having homolust thoughts immediately
snek or rrat?
i'm having extremely gay thoughts about severian
In the story, Wise wife is Alice Thymefield, whom he marries after Zenless Zone Zero events
>>587079757This. I always skip males as a bi Muslim from Indonesia.
>>587079197Pretty sure only Filipinos actually enjoy American culture like that
anyone else here take it all to hard its ingrained
>>587079757I'm pulling Pagverian btw
>>587079594>see a rational explanation>immediately projects sex allegationsYou have brain problems homo boy.
I hope our troon is happy with Severian
why did no one tell me orphie's wallpaper is this cute
+1 Awesome Aria+1 Sunna Sunshine+1 Nangong GONG Yu
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/7770982/17940791674540457848.png
>>587080287
what major lore drop trailer do you want after the sunbringers release?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgeN7naPPz4>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq9VtAEBTcM>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYD25XaDBj8>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koRIZaziHnw
>>587077849Holy FVARK she looks so good! I cant wait to roll.
*image of a greatsword-wielding badass beastman*normal person: holy shit that's coolmentally ill person: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX
>>587080287Sunna sextape.
RERUN FUFU (and don't nerf her buffs!)BUFF CAESARRERUN AND BUFF LIGHTERADD SUPER ANBY TO THE 50/50 LOSS POOLBUFF HUGO AND ADD HIM TO THE 50/50 LOSS POOL
Do not make Miyabi cry...
yada yada Akira-kun...!
>>587077236I wasn't going to, but now I kinda want to but I also want Sunbringer and I know Storyteller is around the corner and also Nicole maybe.. fuck fuck fuck
>>587080441三bringer and Serpiyoukai/Truvia were so lame that I don't want them to touch any potentially interesting lore like the Mirage Moon
>>587079757Based
im gonna hang out here BTA cuckold is posting his black dicks folder again
>>587080685Armpit sex
>>587080287Yeah!
>>587080856We just got fresh BTA in our game
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
Plain women...
What's the chance of Cecilia becoming a playable character?
>>587080856Bring him here, it would be extremely funny.
>>587081334Pretty high based on several leaks
Starting to get tired of doing zenkov every week gonna be realDelete the damn dog
>"how do we make our revenue explode? Oh yes! Incest sex!"
Brown
>>587080798we've gotta go somewhere after roscaelifer regardlessi bet youkai will just escape again somehow because tops isn't allowed to lose
>>587081334Sex
>>587078523What kind of a shroom is that?
chunky pyrois disc
>>587081654I slam my younger sisters puffy pink cunt once in a blue moon it's just masturbation for eachothers bodies by this point.
>>587081974It's ok as long as you don't cum inside
>>587081228yanagi without glasses is too powerful
>>587082061birth control implant in the arm, you can check if she's lying they can have you touch it.rawdog creampies are the only way and all girls love the feeling of you pulsating cum in them, its vindication and boosts their ego
>>587081947>ap>defThat's poopoo
I think Yanagi would smell good
What is Roscaelifer's diet?
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/7770982/17940796177302261068.png
I think Yanagi's butt is fat!
>>587082492Too many pastries and beans
Yanagi smells like Harumasa's cock.
>>587078558Please don't kill her hoyoverse.I can fix her.
our heroes
What does Roscaelifer even export? Guess bangboos and bangboo services...? They have to import everything to survive
I'm so glad we're getting a cool male but I hope that zzz devs should stop pandering to gooners and incels and starts favoring the diverse audience.
what if kiss
Did someone say Harumasa?
>>587073609>>587077157rupture is very usable still even with 0 shilland i aint that good of a player either, i am sure you could do much more than this.
we love harumasa /here/
>>587083009They literally explain rosetta data and its purpose for the rest of humanity right after the cutscene that appears after you first arrive on Roscaelifer. Without it, people just get lost in hollows and die, void hunter or not.
The longer I think of Phoenix the more retarded I get, I think
>>587083310so new eriduan taxes pay for their food?
>>587082492It's genetics, white women evolved to be curvier and be larger with bigger tits same as the men evolved to be bigger.Asian women have square body slim genetics that's why they think western women are obese for having womanly figures.
>>587083251He will die in your lifetime
>>587076869Interesting, i thought the strings were just a symbolic thing but it actually carries her ass
>>587083009Sunbringer invented boos and the rosetta data along with Joyous. They own a monoply on the services that allow people to survive hollows so that's how they're a floating rich utopia
Joyous was the only person that could decode a hollow in real time before the Rosetta Data was invented, with a collaboration between him and Sunbringer they made the Rosetta Data, and later on they made the bangboo that could use it
sigrid's fat fucking ass trapped me
The butt of Phoenix Reffaela.Thoughts?
Just finished hollow zero level 6 ether activity 3 on the shitter I'd like to thank my wife yanagi and my mommy velina>>587083814I love this slut
ass
>>587083795wise has the most feeble running animation possible
>>587083814Buttsex
>>587076869Where do the threads come from?
>>587083251You and your boyfriend have AIDS
>>587083938post YOUR running animation, tough guy
>Me: *Pushes up swirly glasses* Ahoyvin glavin, according to my calculations, we need to polarize the quantum diodes of the centrifugal nebula, which will cause the large hadron mass to reverse-->Yidhari: *Walking into the room wearing lingerie with arms folded and bedroom eyes* Heeeeey, Anon~ <3 Maybe you could take a break from all that science and do...someone -- I mean someTHING-- else...! <3 <3 <3>Me: Ha'glayvin, hnngya! Why, I can't think mentally conjure up a single other relevant activity-->Yidhari: *Horny smile with bedroom eyes and biting lips* *Takes off top, leaving only a Victoria's Secret bra to cover her chest* *Giggle* I can think of ooooooone~ <3>Me: Why, are you suggest that we converge the existing multiverse with the diluted magnetic force of-->Yidhari: *Pins me down* Fuck me, you nerdy retard~ *Giggle* I fucking love you, you dork~ <3 Split me in fucking half, science nerd~ <3>Me: HOLY GLAVIN!Would you let Yidhari take your virginity?How about your favorite Zengirl, if not her? I have a lot of mental/body image issues so I would have to really REALLY trust someone before doing it; vastly preferable after marriage! If Yidhari or Qingyi married me, I'd probably be comfortable enough to have sex with them! Especially if they're accepting of my girlfeets fetish and let me smell their cute stinky soles!God I love girlfeets, sorry for hornyposting I am going through opiate withdrawals which makes you goatfuckingly horny 24/7
>>587084116
Hmm, I think I like this rat
>>587083895scary...
guilty gear collab whenimagine baiken's walk cycle with zzz's physics
>>587079221>"cool" is just code forgay
>>587077696Play the game instead of shitposting allday!!!!
Shhhh. She's sleeping.
/zzz/iggers are so mindbroken that they can't even like cool things
>>587077849Is Kafka a slave to fate?
Vivian Banshee gf.How does life change for you?
>>587084835you lost homo
My wife yanagi getting ready for work and I keep shoving my face in her ass and groping her from behind and she keeps trying to swat me away but her body is just too irresistible and she tells me she's running late so I ask for just one kiss and give her several and then she swats me away again so I have to sit in the cuck chair and watch her get ready without touching her in zzz
Kafka gameplay! Kafka/Yanagi/Yuzuhahttps://x.com/zeernar/status/2119136677348487447?a=THHPJPxYOQ7A_u31-Q8&s=20
>posting pagslop
Too bad you're forgotten, Evelyn.
>>587084169I can't give her my virginity, but Yidhari is fine. Her life is mundane enough now that I wouldn't have to worry about her getting killed in a Hollow or endangering our kid.
>>587084813yjk
>>587085336Yidhari is sex indeed. The game might forget about her, but I didn't.
>>587084918I no longer have to worry about money and have someone who'd love to go on long drives with me to watch the sun set.
I got raped by an agent from spook shack...
>HSRsissies are refusing to fuck Ellen and Astra meaning it’s not a swap but real NTRWhat mind broke them?
Imagine the smell
>Kafka got implants between abandoning Stelle and arriving in New Eridu
>>587084918bibi can probably heal my soul
>>587083218This was the most played team on last DA's boss 2 in the Prydwen data, pretty good score too. Rupture is just solid all around and so far has benefited from the powerceiling of non-anomaly teams being stuck on YSG. We'll see how things will change post Sunbringer.
>tfw we won't get a chapter about severian's and phoenix's sadomasochistic relationship because pags and chinks killed agent stories
>>587085598
>>587085623picture in your mind what you think the average sexless gacha male player from indonesia looks like in real life, what he acts like.that's them, even being seen with another man is grounds for a melty
>>587084313Ya like rats don't you?
>>587085504Except she couldnt less of a fuck about the sun she's watching you watch the sun set.
>>587084918Can I call her bibi?
>>587084813something seems...different here
>>587084169That's Phoenix
>>587085996you could call her my little shitstain and she'd love you still
>>587085891M2W5 Rat sex enjoyer here. The moment I can I'm M6 running her with her wheelchair (fuck Velina)
>>587085947You mean she loves me so much I outshine the sun in her eyes??? Where's the downside?
>>587085662Marriage with BibiMonth 1: A bit sore, not sleeping, too much sexMonth 3: Gaining weight, she cooks and orders in extravagant food every day. "nothing is too good for Lord Pheathon" she says. Sex not slowing down as expected.Month 6: Holy shit I can't stand up... Between all the extra belly weight and the damage to my pelvis I can hardly take care of myself and have to rely on Vivian for everythingMonth 9: Well the delivery went okay, although it was difficult to haul myself to the maternity ward...Month 10: Pretty sure she wants a second one...Year 5: Kids seem to be doing alright, had to fire one of the servants for threatening to report Vivian for spousal abuse. They just don't understand their relationship. Every day passes in peace as Vivian feeds me delicious food, plays with the children, helps me to the bathroom every now and then, and everything in between is video games and classic movie marathons with the whole family of seven.
>>587086163she can be a rather embarrassingly lovey dovey in public and its a little hard to converse with her since she steers all conversation back to (You)
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/7770982/17940830919370290815.png
thread so dead 8cucks are raiding
Zipping up my wife yanagi's skirt when she's getting ready for work and sniffing her ass
Sunna says trans rights and trans lefts punch them with both hands
+1 bibi
bibi holding her farts in
Slapping bibi in the face
>>587086585I never want to be in a relationship where we can't let it all hang out alone together. Fuck that shit. Yo girl, that fart smells like shit but let it rip.
>>587086496Aria is a trans-human and Nangong used to be a Laotian man Sunna
Here's your Vivian Banshee, bro
>>587086356I'm sure she'd stop the public embarrassment if you sternly told her to. She seems like she'd be highly malleable. Even if it hurt, she'd do it for (You). Conversation might be difficult to fix, but even if I can't, I'd still be happy someone cares about me. Who do I need to kill to bring Bibi into reality? Is there some kind of Creepypasta ritual I can do to drag her through the screen?
Kissing bibi on the lips
bibi giving you advice how to abuse her without leaving marks to avoid raising suspicions
Do you guys think Kafka's banner will use the limited banner's pity? If yes I think I will just perma pull on that banner to accumulate pity
>>587086747some characters can really pull it off...
Vivian NTR
>>587081807>Tops isn't allowed to loseThey just lost 1/3 of their leadership and had their own compliance org declare war on them meaning if we ever roll up with Section 6, Suiban Temple, Roscaeflier and our other allied factions they were will at worst, do nothing, or at best help up take them down.
>>587086892HSR has a crossover banner with separate pity for the Fate crossover, they'll probably use that, and I can't see ZZZ doing differently.Is the crossover limited time or long term? I've not kept my ear to the ground on it.
hitting bibi with a sock full of oranges
>>587086990*they will
>>587086708I dated a girl who would giggle and fart loud as fuck and stinky as hell. Even on the phone she'd just bust raunchy smelly NOISY ass and then laugh.Complete turn off I dumped her
>>587087154HOLY SHITWHAT'S HER NUMBER?!
>>587087045The actual story will probably be permanent but there will probably be an event minigame with limited rewards
>>587087224You're 15 years too late she's a fat past the wall tatted up e-hoe twice married now.
but WHAT if vivian banshee?
>>587087154got hard just from reading this
>>587087327is it weird that "tatted up" is the only dealbreaker for me in there...
>Blindfold accessory for Proxy in 3.4>The same patch we're beating Truvia and meeting StorytellerTick Tock non believers.
>>587087154That would turn me gay.
3 inch penis here. who is the best agent for me?
my favorite agent does not fart
I wonder which Phoenix skin I should getI think I'll buy the blue one
>>587086118Velina is her best partner with or without Remielle. The only major factor to note is disk sets for Jane when you have Yuzuha or Remielle as the support.
How can I quickly finish the main story?
>>587087590NTA you should consider twice married a dealbreaker too
>>587087590Fat can be lost easily, two marriages can be ignored as you're the one dicking her now and it might work out if you love her enough. Tattoos? Take forever to be removed, a sign of mental retardation that won't go away and might be impossible to control. No, it's pretty reasonable.
I haven’t played the story since 3.0. Am I missing anything?
>>587085001yep im pulling, Kafka looks fun as fuck to play
>>587087718SunnaGOD...>>587087764there are some funny sigrid scenes in 3.1
>>587087154bros...i hate women
>>587087493What if this happened?
>>587081807>>587086990TOPS is a definition, more than some individuals.If 1/4 of their top gets kicked out, they will just be replaced by a new company among the wealthy corporations.
>>587087493I'm only interested in Bibian Banshee
I don't really care for yuzuha or vivian, is there gonna be a team for Kafka that does not include them?
Next patch really is >recover Drac's karma core>Fix Eldraeda's depression and mommy issues>enchainers, assemble!>Kill Truvia, Seepico, and Kusarikku to contain the hollowAll while introducing Kafka and Robin
>>587087739finish in what sense?you want all the lore?you want poly?you want pyrois?you want quest markers to be gone?
>>587087154You have AIDS
>>587087685Vivian would worship and service your micro peepee and she would scream and shout that it's just too big for her and that you're thrusting too deep. And she'd believe it too.Yuzuha would love and cherish you but would bully you non-stop in front of other people for your small penis. She would let you have sex with her while using a vibrator and might continue after you nut so that she can get off properly. But she would still love you and treat you right.Remielle would do everything she can to make your forget your feelings of inadequacy, she would constantly mock others for having, brutish, disgusting, undignified cocks of unreasonable size.
Shaetsu/bibianisbae melty kek
>>587087909Kafka and Robin are going to be separate and not part of the story like the Fate servants.
who's the dedicated fartjob agent?hard mode: no cissia
>>587087961I want to be bullied and teased by Yuzuha every day
>>587077236Eh, maybe
>>587088082Cissia
>>587088082Zhu, look at that brapper she has. And she probably eats quick meals to get back to work which adds to gas build up
>>587087923I wanna quickly reach to season 3 already, I'm still on s1 chapter 2, not short on polys but cutscenes and dialogues just take way too much time.
>>587081228Nothing plain about this good sir.
>>587088256Spam skip. That's it.
imagine zhu removing her skintight leggings after an entire day of farting and releasing all the trapped noxious miasma
>>587087961Yuzuha how do I stop my clitty from leaking when people don’t buy into my narrative?
>>587087847It's still going to be something that takes time, and they'll also be having to deal with the negative PR of one of their biggest corpos causing a coup before subsequently falling, which includes the dissolution of multiple companies HA was a parent company too.
>>587088315I can't get over how hot this image is....
>>587088256you could skip to season 3 immediately if you wanted, there's a mechanic for specifically that. though it may unlock after an early point, i forgetlorewise, it's best to finish season 1 before doing so though
>>587088475I know, but that felt wrong somehow, like going to the sky city and interacting with the characters that I know nothing about.
>>587088384I would eat her sweaty asshole if you know what I mean
>>587088448>something that takes time,It will be however fast or slow the writers want it to be though.There is always being to be a TOPS one way or another.
I love Shunko but I just can't stop thinking about her breasts. I have depraved sexual fantasies about her being on all-fours like a cow and me milking her hanging tits by hand while she moans softly with each pull.
>>587087961I could see that with Vivian and Yuzuha. I think BPH is a meme though
I'm happy that Zhu moved on from W*se and is in love with CHADverian now.
>>587088448I wonder if the Defense Force and City Government will step in to break T.O.P.S. kneecaps or if they're just going to let it self regulate. Like, this could've started a war or permanently ruined relations between New Eridu and Roscaelifer. Kinda ridiculous nobody noticed the massive amounts of personnel and money being shipped off to do shady shit.
>>587088728It's a meme that makes my exactly average sized penis exceptionally fucking hard, okay? We need more content of it.
Yuzuha I need sex
>>587088826Severian is waiting until marriage to have sex though. He wouldn’t take some leftover woman.
At the bus stop, crushing rocks(Crush, crush, crush, crush, c-c-crush, crush)They all stare at me, I don't care at all(Oh my god, fuck you)Everywhere I go, they look at me wrong(What, what the fuck are you looking at?)Every day go the same, gotta stay strong(Trust, trust, trust, trust me, it gets so much worse)
>>587080812Smooch
Ok, but what IF Remielle Dan gf...??
>>587088891>or if they're just going to let it self regulateThat's already what Zhao&firends are doing.
>>587088920Do you even have a fetish or do you just want love?
>>587088891NEDF as a whole? No. OBOL Squad for Isolde's sake and to help us? Yes. Mayor might send Victoria Housekeeping and have Severian ready to arrest some people but actual force projection will probably be off the table.
>>587080786I'm in the same boat.. so many potentially good agents dropping inthe second half of 3.X, so little rollsI'm going to have 240 saved up by the end of 3.3, plus the 100ish rolls from each patch going forward, but that's not going to be enough to cover every agent I'm looking forward to
>>587089004I can see the reaction in my head
>>587089256I don't fuckin' know, man. I'm like 9 coping mechanisms deep.
>>587089005>Severian is waiting until marriage to have sex though.So is Zhu. The problem is that Severian wouldn't go out with his subordinate.
>>587088826We betrayed her trust. It's only right for her to move on. We aren't upstanding individuals.
>>587089183Yeah, but they're doing a dog shit job and things have gotten way out of hand. Even if things get wrapped up with a pretty bow, this goes to show T.O.P.S. is too dangerous to be allowed to stand and needs to be broken up. It'd be different if the plan was nipped in the bud before it came to fruition, but now they've gone and caused a massive Hollow disaster with an ally. They can't be trusted.
>Sunbringer>Kafka>Storyteller>Cecilia>S-nicole>maybe fufu if she gets a rerun with her buff>maybe one of the triple banner guarantees in 3.4>all of the above's W-enginesPLEASE, I DON'T HAVE THE PULLS FOR ALL THESE
>>587089097~
Stop being horny.
>>587089261Isn’t TOPS more powerful than all those other factions?
Zhu finding out that we're proxies is my favourite moment in the game story-wise. Qingyi mentioning that they even bet on them being proxies was very memorable.I found it way more impactful than any epic world-ending Exaltist/Creator dogshit from later on.
>>587089532>They can't be trusted.They have all the money funding the "democracy" lel. Nothing is going to happen to them.
>1>2>3>4>Ah ha ah ha JUMP JUMP!!!https://youtu.be/eXaeZnq8Ca8
>>587087932go find a ladyboy to fart on you in manilla brown boy
>>587089614stop eating melons
>>587089724I would imagine a joint operation with the government and Defense Force could be made to break them up and forcefully confiscate their funds.
>>587088891where do you think the NEDF gets all their weapons and mechs from?where do you think the new eridu gets all of its food from?there's a reason why TOPS ahs a stranglehold on everything
Yuzuha I need you to stand still so I can punch you in the face
>>587089614Fox girls are the sexiest creatures in Japanese lore.
>>587089889>Defense ForceIt's been shown some of their generals serve TOPS.Nothing is ever going to happen.
Wind VH soon
>>587089904Yeah, I don't think that's true.
>>587089649I'm sorry, did you seriously just suggest TOPS is strong enough to stop Miyabi, Shifu try harding, Shungus, Remielle, and the Sunbringers if they decide to just go full FF7 Shinra raid, but the Turks are on our side in the comparison? And who we can just surprise attack them with using Pyrosis' hammerspace and a trenchcoat so they can't even prep for it?They have nothing to stop them, we already saw how piss poor their Anti-VH weapon wasThey're only 'more powerful' in the way Donald Trump is more powerful than me. Yeah he has all the political power but I'm pretty sure I'd box his ass to the ground.Same thing here. Even if they pull out their Anby Clones they're not resisting getting Remielle'd
>>587090038Kitsune have a nasty habit of murdering you by sucking out your life essenceworth it
Yuzuha, I need you to enter the Porcelumex Ball Run and find the scattered pieces of the Creator so I can save New Eridu.
>>587087523Sauce?
>>587089810
just pulled kafka, tips?
>>587090148jojo is so fucking weird, everybody is fucking around trying to find all the pieces of the true corpse of jesus to put it all together like a fucking voltron
>>587085295we leveled her up enough she evolved into kafka
>>587090006>that tfw when you realize that in ZZZ Espresso gives 60 Energy so 4 Espressos maxes your Battery
>>587090120He is right.Watch the miyabi skydive trailer, thereis littereally a TOPS secretary keeping in touch with everything the military does, and advising them on how to handle things, that particular one wanted the Shiyu pillar destroyed, so they tried to influence the military into nuking the thing.
>>587090287just the tip...
>Cissia, Burnice, Caesar, and Lucy all have reddish/orange sunset eyes, platinum blonde hairthey have a type
>>587090134Why would all of those guys want to work together to help the mayor beat TOPS, destabilizing the order of New Eridu?
>>587087523One time she described her dragging her raw cheeks across the church pews at the local denomination we attended together.Fart -> scoot -> fart -> scoot with giggles in between and she did this while I was on the phone with her.She also burped loudly too. She was a babe but so gross to me
>>587090202I refuse to believe that there are smellchads who don't know Puppukupu... The panels is from Kore, Haha desu 3.
>>587087885Miyabi and Remielle
I have made sweet love to Miyabi's teammate Yanagi and am no longer horny.
>>587087369So is the theme for Krampus that they're all Circus freaks?>Sociopath murder bunny>Ethereal who can self-revive>Kill-bot who gained a conscious heart>phone rep who can hear the dead
>>587090464But if they had that much power, there would be no convincing, it'd be >blow that shit up or your funding is getting slashedThem having a lot of sway is undeniable, but if they had so much control over the other 2 factions, there wouldn't be any negotiations or an idea of a balance of powers, they'd be entirely subservient to Tops.
>>587090901it won't last long, you'll wake up to see this and immediately need double sex.
>DOAverian is already completely forgottenWhat went wrong sisters?
Would Yanagi work with Kafka
>>587090954>But if they had that much power, there would be no convincing, it'd be >>blow that shit up or your funding is getting slashedThat would be already have been the case if general Lorenz was in charge of that operation.
>>587090743>Miyabi gets to go ham on Hollows and Ethereals without some big buisness telling her no. Also worked with the Exalists who attacked her>Shifu and Shungus have beef with TOPS trying to steal the Qingming Sword, and they worked with the Exaltists>TOPS was hunting down Remielle to the point of setting up the Champion event to lure her out which also resulted in multiple murders at the hands of Romuel (Who TOPS hired)>Sunbringers had their home invadedNot to mention people dying from the loss of Rosetta Data while the Hive Lord Hollow stays active.TOPS have pissed off pretty much every faction we've met.
>>587077236No. I have m4 Grace.
>>587083898canon
>>587091104Cool male rollers don't need to scream about how much they love men all day.Like men in the real world we simply act.
>>587091014She makes me feral goddamn
we all just need a soft and warm person with long silky hair to let us suck on their fat tits while they stroke our hair and tell us that we don't need to be strong anymore, that we've done a good job, that we're a good boy and that we're good enough.
>roxy's most popular team includes claret>claret's most popular team doesn't include roxyGRIM
>>587090287Holy sex
>>587091665Is she gonna get her backstory properly laid out or have they just given up? It doesn't seem like it ties into the plot, so either she's gonna dump it on us like Zhao or they're just gonna leave it alone.
The quality of character designs in this game has plummeted in season 3. If S Nicole disappoints, I'm done.
>>587090809>kawaisawI probably already read, just forgot about it.
>>587091337>>>>>>>cool
>Zhu Yuan cucking Wise with Severian in the latest trailer>now i catch qingy and pipper lusting after terminally ill guy at the beachWisebros...
>>587092149sad but truetanaka warned us about this btw
>>587092149I really have the Velina doesn't fit in with Remielle and Phoenix who both have rocket boosters.
>>587092389It's funny how some random eurocunt lives rent free in your heads
>>587092341Harumasa is so lucky...
>>587092149>>587092389you lost troonaka
>>587092341why are you looking at me like this, chinky...?
Intelligent Construct impregnation.
AHHHHHH I WANT A NANGONG GF
cissia fucking stinks
>>587091337Being this delusional you must be indian.
>>587092286>>587092790I don't care what you dalit brownies think. Whites play men
>>587092725>3D Printer Womb
Post your new eridu gfs
>>587092776Way to ruin the appeal of Qingyi.
>>587092341>qingyi essentially gets brain damage from every reboot>piper is a hag>harumasa has aidsmakes sense that they're all bonding over their imminent deathskino pairing
>>587092112>or have they just given up?Its this. Her story already got hijacked to promote Sunbringer, phoenix is irrelevant now. Also pic rel was an embarrassing nothing burger.
My wives?QinqyiPiperNekomataSunnaAriaFufu
>>587091136that's the idea, have two cakes and eat it too
>>587092112her entire backstory (sacrifice experiment) was in a missable unvoiced overworld interactionthey stopped pretending to care about non vhs this season
I don't know if I will even pull Sunbringer. I have no interest in the stupid Armorer class. I don't care about Lindverne or Dracene. Eldreda's body is the only appealing thing.
>>587092986>>587093127Might I be cautiously optimistic for the return of agent stories? After all, many early game agents also didn't have their backgrounds very fleshed out in the main plot.
Yuzuha teasejob
>>587077001Why are you larping as an investor?
>>587092846You are trans.
>>587093178Nope. It won't happen. Chinks want everything to be about Lord Phaethon (who is terrible now unlike pre 1.4)
>>587092149S Nicole is coming?
>>587092986>saved us from Truvia>nothing burgerreminder Pyrois got BTFO by Truvia
Getting Burnice drunk and coercing her into sex
>>587093178>Might I be cautiously optimistic for the return of agent stories?There is zero point for the devs to promote a character thats not running on the current banner or upcoming banner because it makes them zero money. If they were going to do this they would have tied it with her release.
>>587076869She is so fucking sex need a spending event next patch
Fufu is a n*gger!
>>587093298Chinks have good taste?
>>587093178yeah, any moment now
If Fufu is on the 100% banner, which is better? M1 or W1?
>>587093550Fufu actually respects people's personal time and freedom. She doesn't nag anyone.
SEX WITH MY WIFE YANAGI ON HER PERIOD!!!!!!
>>587093474Go fap to this.
>>587093478Good point. I forgot nobody gives a fuck about art and storytelling for art and storytelling's sake. It's all about money. >>587093649Damn.
>>587093604I honestly think you are subhuman if you enjoy the entire Serpico and Truvia story.
Why Severian even there. What his role in the plot. At least Phoenix is cute and funny and fought with us
>>587093775I'm ZZZ's target demographic???
>>587093837Why is anyone but Void Hunters and Wise in the game? ZZZ sucks.
@Fairy nerf Ju Fufu buff
>>587077849Holy jesus....
>>587093920I mean, do you need anybody else?
>>587093761Decent, but the artstyle lacks too much detail. I'm also not a fan of doujin faces. I prefer the expressions to stay grounded.
i skip every scene that doesn't have phaethon or remielle3bringer gets skipped too because theyre a fake 1/3 vh
I want them to update the video store so we can place our agents however we want. Like lying on our bed and sitting in the counter etc
>>587092787
>>587093105I fuckin love cake
>>587094138We should be able to make the video store bigger and have a GFL2 type dorm.
>>587093761Lighter gets to fuck these every night?
>>587093837>Why Severian even there. What his role in the plot.Males are cancels since SBilly turboflopped but they already had Severian in the pipeline since ages ago and were forced to commit. The result is he contributed nothing to the story and no one cares, hes just there to appease the starving faggots who for some reason still haven't quit the game.
truvia: grr fuck you phaethon i hate you!!!!! *loses* fuck you i win !!! *teleports away*serpico: grr fuck you phaethon i hate you!!!! jk im youkai who built serpicobot because fuck you i hate you!!! *loses* fuck you i win!! literally just sarah again
shiyu's teambuilding limitations and time-score-scaling are tiringDA's gimmick scoring can be reset-heavy at times, but it's relatively simple and lenient on reward thresholds at leastboth have become chores going through the motions, meanwhile bagel has become my comfort zone. just go in, explore for a bit, maybe fuck up a littleshiyu/DA only care about whether you fail/reset or succeed, but bagel lets me enjoy some small wins/satisfactions/rewards here and there
>>587094271No.
>>587077849I wouldn't mind being her dog
>>587094318Claret, Roxy, Phoenix and Severian did nothing. The story is horrible shit. We get a chapter about the person who makes VH weapons and we don't learn anything about that process. The story just fucking sucks. They can't even sell their characters. All this and you just know Sunbringer will sell less than Remielle. The game is cooked and its entirely the dev's fault.
>>587094375>literally just sarah againIts worse with how their drama is shoved in your face. I literally dont give a fuck about either of these faggots.
LOL! Talk about a BRVTAL mogging!
>>587093351Lewd...
>>587094809Why does she look so dangerous? Isn't she a good guy?
>>587093526That's a 45 year old women
>not interested in Severian>not interested in HSR kusoge collab>just gonna go full poly dump on Sunbringer and call it a dayBros, don't tell me the legendary Banyue rerun is true? My polydump strat may be foiled....
>>587077849I am so fucking glad that she's finally been saved and is now in a good game. I really hope we get another future HRT collab that gives us Acheron, Jingliu and Aglaea (or just Acheron, if I was forced to only pick one among these three). Acheron is just so insanely beautiful, it would be a shame if she was stuck in HRT.Same with Genshin. I hope we get a collab that allows ZZZ to rescue Genshin's most beautiful women (like Shenhe and Yelan) from its faggotry.
>>587093837They like to throw out a dedicated skip banner right before the main push. Lighter right before Miyabi, hugo right before Shifu, banyue right before Shungus, norma right before Remie (or silly, if the original order was kept). It happens every time. They make the trash characters on purpose to make the characters people actually want look better. It's a tool to artificially increase hype.
>>587094967Is this where my cock goes?
>>587095178they condemned harumasa to a triple banner, expect the same for banyue and lighter
>>587095028I don't know man, I dropped HSR back in 1.1 if I'm not mistaken but I like her, she is hot, my dick agrees and I'm rolling for her.
>>587077849Kafka is for handholding
>>587095240The VHs are the trash characters.
>go full serious mode and focus on a continuous story>can't take anything seriously because nothing bad will ever happen to any of the good guyswhat the FUCK were they thinking
I just can't stop thinking about Wisebringer...
>>587094809Mom!
>>587095327>>587077849I really hate kafka's weird lips
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>parry>forced purple parry>double parry>parry while standing in golden spot>line up boss with obstacle when you parryThis shit is getting stupid
>>587095489Arms smellyButtcheeks always sweatyShe'll fart if you rub her belly
>>587095474I think it's cute
>>587095558what's the shepard team?
>>587095558you'd think DEFENSE agents would be good in a game with all these parry mechanics
>>587095558>new hound move>puts a volatile ether item in your bagel inventory>you must drag a medicine over it to defuse itinventory parry
>>587095730
>>587095786>houndoh right, I forgot the blue pyrois parry
>>587094809
this will sound like a shitpost but genshin and hsr characters have more creative kits than zzz nowadays
>>587096009you jest
It should've been me not her
What happens if i don't roll for Sunbringah?
>>587095489This woman could take a shit on me and I would thank her
>>587095558>start trickling in these time wasting mmo mechswhy
>>587095281made me think of that thing where multiple girls line their hands end to end and create a tunnel onahole handjob>>587096139dracaene comes to your house and sucks your dick
Remielle's CANS.What do you think of them?
>>587096156Literal brown fetish
>>587095240>norma>trash characters on purposelolI like how you tried to sneak her in your list of actual skip characters (all of whom are male). Unlike the worms, Norma is actually good. In fact, considering that she's rerunning in a few days alongside another skip character and considering how meta she is, I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up actually getting more pulls than the worm! LOL!
>>587083898Model?
Wormverian success will make Hoyo reconsider one worm per season tactic
>>587096281because the devs have no idea what to do after they introduced characters that have 90% iframe uptime
>>587096305Sunbringer gave them all the right equipment to breed, right?
>>587095558That's why I won as the loli lover, my Dracane gets to parry bigly
>>587095474It's just your typical "mature anime female" lips.
>>587095028>Why does she look so dangerous?She is an inter-galactic terrorist responsible for destroying countless planets and is one of the most wanted criminals in the universehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPNiZhu6Wtw
We need more ogre women
Which items should I bring into high risk investigations?
>>587096397>considering how meta she isShe's worse than buffed fufu btw. She's a rugpulled brick and a waste of pulls.
>Wisedinguses are soijak-spamming shartycuck vibesloppers absolutely mindbroken by you’ri and obsessed with the stein>>>/g/110265963THE ABSOLUTE STATE
This game is kind of bad when you start thinking about things like gameplay or writing... Still, I'd like Cissia to fart on my dick and maybe give me a handjob as she burps into my face.
>>587096445Now we're talking
Why is Danbooru still dead? What the fuck happened? Did it fail to do that recent PHP update thing? Did the site get compromised or something like that? I don't remember a prior Danbooru maintenance ever taking this long.
>>587096818>go whiff your sister's pussy, Wise
>>587096818thracian nightmare bangboo echoes, both heals, cardsmake sure to use the echoes you get while looting the daze one is good
>>587096845Still will remain T0, unlike (you)r worms. Also, unlike any of the HIV-positive characters, Norma actually was top stunner when she came out. LOL! YOU GOT WORMS IN YOUR ANUS! LMAO!!
>>587096569I like when it's done right, like the Yanagi lips webm
>>587096913Did you know they sleep together regularly?
>>587096870The people who defend wise were always shartycord actual jeetpags yeah but thanks for just one more confirmation
>>587097076KEK BOILED that troon
>>587096116next collab.with (black swan).
>>587097158Too much KFC
>>587097076If you read my post about dedicated skip banners and thought I like male characters, then I'm sorry but the worms got to your brain and made you retarded.
>>587095558Failed the parry?No you didn't.
>>587096458We'll see in a few weeks.
COOLverian won.
>>587097495The skipped award
>>587097495I’m taking my worm pills rn
>>587097324shhh, shhhoh dear, oh gorgeous...I'm gonna stuff your pretty face with eggs, your tights holes with my cum and your long tongue with...I am going to lick your long tongue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4zU07O0CFUDid Saintontas become a zzz CC? He's been releasing more videos than before about it and his takes now are positive about the game, or at least reasonable. My own theory is that he never stopped playing zzz and actually maintained an account, waiting for the day the game might be good for him, idk.
>>587097495The DOA award.
>COOLverian
i am so mentally ill....
>>587097383Remi tummyRemi boobiesRemi feet
This shit game is never going to add interactions with agents, is it?
fishe
>>587093761Saved. Will check this out later, thanks anon.Sex with yanagi in the bathroom at her work party and going back like nothing happened and my cum is dripping out of her
His name is Fagverian
>>587097158
>>587097820Thought I was in the star rail thread for a second
>>587096781what a mary sue
I walked into Seed when she was BUTT NAKED the other day! I saw her cute bare chest and her slit! Her eyes were super wide in a O_O expression and her face turned bright red! She immediately turned around and I saw her big fat cheeks!! I absolutely adored seeing her fat pale chubby butt! I didn't expect Seed to have a fat butt... BUTT (heehee~) she did! It was a total bubble-butt with fat bubbly round jiggly cheeks! <3Best part was she really really REALLY didn't want me to know how embarrassed she was; she did her very best to sound unbothered and composed, but her voice was cracking, it fluctuated in pitch (it got really high when I mentioned pants because it reminded her that she had none <3), her face was totally bright red (so CUTE! <3 <3 <3), other parts of her were blushing (her soles were bright red which was very cute, and best of all was her buttcheeks burning a bright red!) and her eyes were welled up with tears! I'm sure she wanted to clamp her hands down over her slit to hide it, but then I would KNOW that she was mortified, so she had to quickly turn around and have her butt be the proverbial sacrificial embarrassed lamb; I doubt very many girls, if any at all, would prefer to have their nipples and crotch be the main exposure! I wanted so, SO bad to just start teasing her about her embarrassed she was; I genuinely, actually believe that I would have been able to drive her to an embarrassment-induced orgasm if I had put on a smug face and dropped some embarrassing bombs! <3 <3"I didn't know your butt was so big!""*Giggle* Ooh, Seed's cute little vagina!""Chubby cheeks! ...I mean your FACE cheeks, calm down!""Look, an embarrassed naked girl! Your face is as red as a tomato!""(Just put my hands on my hips and give her the smuggest look possible as I move my eyes from her face to her crotch over and over again*""i see your buuu-uuutt~! <3""Everybody, come quick! Seed's naked! ...NONONONO, CALM DOWN! Nobody else is here, I was just joking!"
how tight is tanakas little manpussy
>>587097901It's their, chud.
>>587097032can't find any item with the word echoes which one is that
My wives!
But does your Aria wife love you back?
>>587098407my what?
SEX WITH EVELYN AND KAFKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIgTrvugc3w
>>587098189o I just meant the items that turn you into ethereals I've been doing 6x thracian 4 primodrial 2 bangboo but you can change the ratiosbreaking shields into sword is good damagealso using your sword a lot to backstab -> running away to reset them -> do it again to the big guys is really good damage
>>587098189The ethereal attacks
>>587097980If you are going to use AI for this at least prompt something decent
>>587098045Extremely loose and prolapsed from decades of abuse
>>587098407Of course
She won
>>587097495All normal white men are saying this.
>>587098530Promeia could make me feel ashamed for breathing with just a look. Holy shit.
we're all skipping wormverian
>>587098265>>587098635Yuzuha gf...
>>587098526>>587098189actually I'll just link this sweaty russian guy who streams/makes vids of his zenkov runs, it's where I learned the techs if you care to get betterhttps://www.youtube.com/@Prohor242
>>587098702BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Everyone knows Phaethon is an intelligent construct made by Sunbringer herself in case the hollows start acting up, all this talk about Phaethon being two humans is complete nonsense nobody would ever believe
>>587098407I didn't marry her but she absolutely loves me, for some reason
She's so perfecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCvnTVhxj-o
>>587098702Built for Zhu Yuan
>>587098407But she isn't my wife and I don't love her
>>587098995She looks way more fun to play than Sunbringer
>>587098635>>587098265Someone needs to stop Yuzuha's reign of terror
Hey Pheathon, Severian has strictly forbidden me from eating the eggs in the fridge and having sex with our civilian consultants>I don't remember seeing any eggs in the fr-If that surprises you just wait for what comes next
>>587098982Of course she isn't, wink wink!
>>587099195Your reply doesn't make sense in context to mine
>>587099147This was pretty funny.
>>587098682Trvth nvke
I just realized that the "string jump slash" moves that Kafka does are basically flying swallows.
>>587099147Cissia is too stupid to rape
Velina looks easy to get in bed with
>>587099286Aria is currently bugging out from installing Skyrim, please be patient.
Belle can I please take a sniff
>>587099354She can't handle that
>>587099354AIEEEEEEE
>>587099353No, Velina is chaste. She is a tradwife. Mine!
guys how do i stop jerking to interracial ntr and degrading sissy feminization and go back to normal porn?
>>587093526They're increasing the skill level cap?
Velina looks
>>587099354Not you too...
>>587099494Ugh, fine.*doesn't flush*
>>587099661No, higher sequences raise your skill level caps to LV16.
>>587099616>The face she makes when she steals Alice from you after you said you were going to confess.You thought it was just teasing, but no, she legitimately hates your fucking guts and wants you to suffer.
>>587099354>>587099616HNNNNGGGHHHHH
>>587096781>responsible for destroying countless planets and is one of the most wanted criminals in the universecringedo HSR fags really?
>>587099636fall down the waifu hole with a character that makes you happyyou'll imagine lovey dovey handholding sex instead and cleanse yourself of falling down the increasing depravity porn hole
>>587099616That face
>>587099851I can see it
>>587099778Oh. I have yet to get my first M1
>>587099806It's a contrived play so you would lose interest on that bunny bitch and lock on to her instead.
>>587099962No A ranks?
Yuzuha makes some of the hottest expressions
Hmmmmm I'm thinking I should start the morning by having consensual babymaking sex with Pulchra, then, around brunch, I'll mating press Phoenix inside the Large Hydron Collider as it tears us asunder on an subatomic level, then I'll do the fusion dance with Banyue and defeat Majin Buu just in time to beat the evening rush hour, then I'd put my frozen Yuzuha in the microwave for 20 minutes, get some good rounds of MvC2 in, then get pull my Yuzuha out of the microwave and strap myself into my sofa and let Yuzuha tease me all night while Friends plays on the big screen. By 10 Pulchra will call me to bed and we will have bedtime sex and then I will wake up and do it all over again because I induced a timeloop when I tore apart Phoenix in the Large Hydron Collider and fused her with the fabric of spacetime
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT, I HAD SEX WITH MAGUS, GOD!
Getting back at Yuzuha for all of her bullying by asking Alice to prom instead
>>587099868but i know the characters that make me happy would never love me, nor would anyone else. i am unlovable
>>587099616
>>587098682I'm so glad HSR let us have her
>>587099354>>587099616Jesus
>>587097980BUTT (Heehee~! <3) in the end, I only left one remark for her to melt over: I asked if she was sick...because her face was bright red! She couldn't even respond! She had a frog in her throat and was about to cry! I actually felt bad and wanted to cheer her up, but I felt like acknowledging her nudity even slightly would have made the situation way worse. But on my way out I said "Oh, and you look beautiful." I don't want her to have any body image issues, but now I think that I came off as creepy. It was definitely NOT my intention! I wanted SOMETHING positive. Poor Seed is the type of girl who would turn bright red if her buttcrack peeked out to say hi...nevermind her entire butt!And then of course the IPER (immediate post-embarrassment interactions)! I pickqa her up for a ride today. When I opened the door for her to get in, she just stared at me blankly. I know exactly what she was thinking. I am no longer "Uncle Anon": I am the guy who saw her naked. The guy who saw her little pink nipples, her private slit, and vulnerable butt! Her face turned bright red immediately and I could barely squeak a single word out of her! All that was on her mind was "ANON SAW MY NIPPLES, SLIT AND BUTT THE OTHER DAY!" and I understand so I didn't tease her or anything, though that would have been fun! She already had my car feeling like a swamp and smelling like a can of tuna, so she's already nearly at the point where she realizes that I just have her an entire LIFETIME of schlick material! When she starts acting giggly and flirty around me, I'll know for sure.All in all, I absolutely loved seeing Seed naked and having this power over her! <3 If she ever gives me attitude, I have what I need to win every argument ever: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw you naked!"Well, at least before the point where even just seeing me makes her run to the bathroom to viciously rub her slit to a big sticky mess! When I see her smiling like a yandere girlfriend at me, I'll know she's there...
Here's a question: Why is it that content creators uploading preview gameplay of upcoming agents (Sunbringer, Kafka, etc.) doing SD/DA runs never actually post these videos with character combat audio? They always have combat sound effects of the character slashes, thrusts and so on muted. You can hear parries and even enemy attacks, but the agent attacks are muted. Why is this? Is this some sort of streaming requirement for pre-release characters?
>>587099616Yuzuha really has beautiful eyes.
Thinking you can "fix" girls out of fetishes is a pretty sure way to get cucked desu
>>587100184uh oh
In CN Yuzuha is called Yuye, and Phoenix is called Filoni. From what I can hear anyway.
>>587099851Damn, I'm such a stud.
>>587100483Is she threatening to release my dick pics
If you love Aria you will drink half a bottle of vodka right now
Yuzuha (with prep time) vs. The Kanker Sisters
does anyone have that one wallpaper of evelyn and astra on a beach playing volleyball with yixuan and miyabi(?)?
>>587100059Her face gives out mating signals
>>587100463Let Alice go and have Yuzuha get double
>>587100558I was gonna say there's nothing there but I guess that checks out
>>587097145Did you know that Wise buys after pills in bulk?
Uhh Krampusbros? I'm feeling an overwhelming surge in power. Is this normal?
>>587100587Has Yuzuha ever done anything like this?
>>587100560Guess I don't love the whore.
>>587099851
>>587100160I didn't ask but okay.You wanna be able to shoot lasers?
Why does Astra Yao wear granny panties?
>>587100710Belle doesn't taoke them.
>>587100053I haven't really used any of them. Pulchra is my highest A at 50, Nicole at 40, and Lucy at 30. The rest I haven't really touched.
>>587100587You would need to evacuate the entire block
>>587100798Thumbnail lowkey looks like goatse
I won't be bullied by a girl half my age.
>>587100671Fuck OFF
>>587100178you don't have to trust yourself to be lovedwhen you place your trust in others, they pick up the pieces of your shortcomingsput effort into their happiness and their happiness will warm you back up
>>587100560Damn, I loved Aria for 4 yyears then
Yuzuha said she missed her period
THICC
>>587100463Why are they getting raped by high schoolers?
>>587101012You act like you have a choice
>>587100892I mean you haven't upgraded their cinemas?Got no duplicates?
>>587100609Yuzuha cut off my feed of sissy hypno vids…
>>587100835>she switches them out with mints to make it look like she's always taking them
>>587098728You have low self esteem
>>587100560Aria sold less than Phoenix
I love my wife Aria!!!
Belle's period is a month late...
>>587101162Nah.
*sluuuuurp*
>>587101116I'll save you Alice. Yuzuha is on her own though
>>587101074based but also slow down king keep that liver healthy
Too many pregnant female agents
>>587101116They're unupgraded and those are level 40 highschoolers
> The girl with a gun umbrella and the girl with 3d printed swords with combat training will get raped so easilyAt least make it believable
>>587101447Sorry, but I'm not stopping
This thread is too brown today, what gives?
>>587101515You joined
>>587076869Will hsr be able to save this dogshit ass game?
Not enough pregnant Belle
SEVERIAAAAAAAAAAAAN WOOOOOOOON HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!1
>>587099761>>587100558>>587099354
>>587101602>>587101305it was just a food baby...
>This thread is too brown today, what gives?
>>587101140I did. I never bothered to look at their skills when I started getting their cinemas.
>>587101640Phoenix would never
>>587101602There's barely any art of it, surprisingly. At least that isn't slop.
Jako małolat wjebałem się w ćpanieAż zjarałem crack przynajmniej nie kłamięRuchałem tak dużo szmat aż zbrzydło ruchaniePrzynajmniej nie kłamięTo nie jest capWychował mnie trapPrzynajmniej nie kłamięZłamałem serce mej mamie nie razPrzynajmniej nie kłamię
Slut
>>587101515The mirror again?
>>587101640
>>587098530?Anon, I just finished part 2 >>587100285and I don't even think AI would let me use a prompt like this. Don't make me as flustered as Seed!
>>587101724Well you should, some mindscapes are really important and should be prioritized
>>587101736>t. Kim Lo Song
>>587101902Is anyone safe from her vitriol?
>>587101932Norma-sized
Admit it, you LOVE Krampus!
>>587102164Only Dialyn and Promeia
>>587102160norma sized!
>>587100596please help, I think half the landscape was just evelyn's ass and I think it was used as a picture for the OP of this general like a few weeks ago but I can't find it
eepy bibi
>>587102053Type of shit Eldreda plays.https://youtu.be/qgLZLuPBCOE
>>587100596>>587102289
>>587101712This is perfect
>>587102164Only Phoenix but she's my soulmate so I guess I gotta accept her friends, all good.
>>587102290Cute
>>587102375Shishou won that round btw
>>587102329>>587102053I thought she would dress like royalty
>>587102242Norma's size?!
>>587095558wow they want people to play a game
>>587102160Norma's a size queen and only accepts the biggest
>>587102473Nyo
>>587102504Play the game.
>>587102375big thanks, I love you forever
Cissias are known to have a small rear fang in the back of their mouths which delivers a mild venomous sting with minimal surface damage.Should the cissia choose to deploy this fang and sting you, you may experience hot flashes, uncontrollable breeding urges, and priapism.
>>587102567Like she'd take one not proportioned to a bangboo
>>587091189is that supposed to Phoenix, because that looks more like Sandrone
Just found out that Robin is not a hag…
h-heck
>>587102878>over the age of consentNah, she is. Hag game.
>>587102878She's technically a shape-shifter so she can be whatever you want.
Why does a scientist need to dress like this?
All of our agents are too powerful in lore. We need more bums to make the others stand out.
>>587102907Bane of Pinkies
>>587103041She's a geek, she's basically in cosplay all day
Anal sex with Burnice not because I enjoy it but just so I can claim all of her holes
>>587102878You cant tell the difference between a younger and older woman? Are you from the philippines by any chance?
>>587103041why our scientists don't? hmm?
>>587103171This but her ass, mouth, and pussy and because I would enjoy it
>>587103041Zzz needed a steampunk waifu
>>587103117The bums are the non-void hunters / non enchainers.
I need the camera event to come back NYOOOOWI need to see her in slowmo and from every angle possible!!!!!
>>587102907Woah
>>587103041The 100+ pound coat and helmet fitted with live high caliber ammunition and retractable drills is necessary for working in Roscalifer or something like that.
Say something nice about my Krampus wives.
https://poal.me/fbg1xghttps://poal.me/fbg1xghttps://poal.me/fbg1xg
>>587103324Yeah but Phoenix is probably as strong as Yixuan and Miyabi.
>>587103468zhao is very cute, hope they give her for free again soon
>>587103468>A jew>A masochist that seeks a slow painful deathare you man enough to satisfy them?
>>587102878>>587103035Sorry about that, I hope you are not angry
Apparently Yuyuha's full name in CN isFuFu YuYe, unless I'm hearing completely wrong.And Wise's CN name is Jua, or something like that.
>>587103468Krampus GODS just keep winning
>>587103249Stop being silly
>>587103653My penis is small for this
>>587103664What are Qingyi's and Zhu Yuan's name in chinese?
>>587103653Stop doing that with your finger!
How long does the Phoenix skin stay on sale?I really want the sukumizu
No need to Rob it in
>>587103515Not really. Her best feat was doing a 2v1 against an EO, to which Truvia's EO had no problem taking her and Pyrois both on until it got shot by the proxy's "Go to sleep" gun by surprise
Yuzuha I told you that it was 4" on a good day... today is not them...
>>587103653She's about to let me have it isn't she?
>>587103794No idea, I hitting the replay audio button in the spooky event because her full name was mentioned there.
>Let's just say guys like Anon are in...."short" supply.
>>587103657she could gain some weight!
>>587103896She looks like an airhead
>>587103974>four inches?>You know there are thiren out there with four feet, right?>I just through that was interesting~
>>587104108Wow Yuzuha is so kind
>>587104108
This yuzuha girl seems like a mesugaki brat
>>587104184Erm actually Lucia is the ethereal fucker
>>587104184>You know there are thiren out there with four feet, right?technically those are called paws
>>587104174If only you knew how truly brainless she really is.
>>587103664Chinese names do not make sense to me so I give them silly nicknames.
Rubbing lotion on yanagi's pregnant belly
>>587104490I’d love to learn Chinese but I’m scared I’ll end up thinking I should’ve learned Japanese instead
>>587104339The only way to silence her is with a kiss apparently
Finding out that belle is the famous proxy phaethon and using it as leverage to coerce her into sex
>>587090294
rubbing lotion on phoenix's third degree burns so they need to be debrided afterwards
>>587104184>I just through
>four fucking hours of asking why birds fly
>>587104686f you speak English fluently you already know the only language you need. Anything else by this point is for fun brother
>>587104705*Gets shot by trigger and social media deleted by Vivian to deal with any deadman switches*
>>587104686I thought like you, went to live to Japan with my girlfriend for three years and we are honestly sick of it. We are moving to China next since the times we've gone on vacation have been absolutely great, wish I hadn't wasted time on this fuck ass island.
>>587104782>talk with Robin>four hours of asking why birds fly>talk with Lucia>four hours of ethereals wikipedia info
>>587104782It's supposed to be ((((symbolic metaphor)))) but yeah it comes off like a fourth grader wrote it
>>587104782
>all these wenches trying to take away my onii-chan
>>587104774Goku shatter me, dipshit, I don't give a fuck
>>587104184My favorite Yuzuha expression
>>587104434She must be taken advantage of constantly
Fufu Yuye!
>>587104782ZZZ's story is ass, but from what I've heard, HRT's story is even worse somehow.
>>587104967>Lucia explaining the mating process of ethereal dogs in great details for hours.
>>587105048don't get mad at me because YOU'RE retarded, try picking up a dictionary if you have any down there in whatever flinstones cave you live in
Wait Robin is a collab character?
Thread's almost over!What did we learn?
>>587105343Robin is not a hag...
Locked in a room and you either have to play 2.5 on repeat with no skip button for a week or HSR main story for a week.You cannot kill yourself. What you picking?
>>587105343Robin is for loveYuyu is for bullying
>>587105178They tell less of a story than we do in 5x the words with worse cutscenes. But occasionally they get a huge lore drop video that they all jerk off for the next year
>>587105343melon
>>587105343Kafka sex
>>587105178HSR's story is worse by technicality.HSR has a good story for 1.5 planets. Herta Space Station is great sci-fi, and Belobog is a grounded and well-paced story about class barriers, mortality and finding your own meaning in life.Then it goes to china and does what every Hoyo game does in the china region. Not make sense and also not commit nearly enough time to the actually important parts of the story while taking way to much time on trivial bullshit.Then Penacony was told in a non-linear order and many of the events arguably didn't happen, even in the shared dream that the events are supposed to be taking place in.Then Amphoreus was a computer simulation so it wasn't real either. Ten bucks on whether or not the events of the current planet are "real" either.ZZZ may have fucked up by starting out post apocalyptic and then transitioning to corporate politics, but the vibe is still the same, more or less. HSR never had a coherent appeal. It's Future Space station one patch, ancient greek magic the next, and then modern day Akihabara American Gods the next.
>>587105343I'm going to die if she doesn't become real soon
>>587105343Her name is FuFu YuYe
>>587105343Kiss Krampus Punch Yuzuha
>>587105343She remains unparalleled.
I'm more annoyed that severian is officer mew, shit doesn't make sense
>>587105692I dropped HSR in space chink land. Belebog was so amazing it felt miserable playing the game after that.
i finally got enough mats to get one of these. which one should i choose first?
While we transfer to a new bread, here's a trivia question.Which 2 popular HSR characters are being crossed over into ZZZ?
>>587105343Kafka is really sexy
>>587105343Genshin Players didn't know Harry Potter was more famous than their entire countries gaming industry combined.
>>587105692I liked the first part of Penacony it was really cool.
>>587105809There's no way he could be Officer Mew in every instance at all times.He probably likes to sub in for Mew occasionally.
>>587105930that one's good, slash is very usefulsafe slot is nice for peace of mindshield is shieldjanus rails are goodi forget if that suburbs rail is the completely useless one or the marginally niche one
I lost.
>>587105972They were never popular!
(You) won.
>>587105692What I don't get is how HSR makes so much money and yet their character models look so shit.
>>587106517I'm undefeated against people who make 1 (one / uno / ein / ichi) typo
>>587105930It's honestly really easy to gather the final materials, personally I went with Janus rails first because they're all in a seamless sequence and I played on Janus the most.Inventory space is nice too, literally can't remember where Suburbs rails are, more Ethereal blade is nice too, shield feels a bit useless if you play good but if you want to be safer then you can pick that.Just kind of depends on what you personally need more.
>>587106373Ariaschizo...
>>587105692>Premise of the story is about "Trailblazing". Discovering new worlds and helping to reconnect them with the Universe>More than half the worlds aren't even Real.
>>587106640it's gotta be saudi princes, man, the game that has literally no gameplay and the most skippable story makes the most money.That being said, HSR has the most spending events, the most monetized cosmetics and other such paypig bullshit. And it's hard to tell if such bilking is the cause of their increased revenue or merely because of it.
>>587106517Z Z Z...
>>587106669>no punctualizationI win again.
One day closer to the total COOLctory (COOL victory).
>>587106517P E R F E C T
would qingyi be a sex master, having absorbed countless tales?or a deadfish novice?
>>587107052Maletrannies what is this?
>>587106963>reddit spacinghere we go, how's your double soi-cum latte, ya little fairy boy?
>>587107165Hags are perfect
>>587107231We have gay people in our ranksMuch like female characters have yurilovers
>>587107309
>>587107231being secure in your masculinity, pagsissy
>>587107461>>587107052The mental gymnastics post of the year, right there!
>>587106589Must be agonizing to be the older sibling and see your younger sibling get laid earlier than you.
>>587106721I can't find those purple rocks anywhere even on high risk with investment, i don't know they're very rare for me
>>587107850If you think Severian wasn't a turbo chad throwing parties and being a reckless rebel before joining the academy you got his character all wrong
>>587107958>>587107958>>587107958
Hey...I just gave up on Genshin...I have no idea what I am doing but I like it. Should I try to pull for the current...banner?
>>587108051Save up for either next banner (Sunbringer) or for 4.0
>>587107870Bosses drop them, so if you want to farm them you want to kill as many bosses as possible, can also be in electronic lockboxes.The higher the investment, the more quantity they drop, but chances for dropping don't improve.Apparently, doppelganger bosses may drop it more often than other bosses, and bosses replaced by Hound ghosts don't drop any.
>>587108051Phoenix is rugpulled next patch. Save for Sunbringer you are getting a free agent that will be her bis teammate.
>>587107870>>587108386*Doppelganger Isolde and Doppelganger Manato, other doppelgangers don't drop them it seems. But yeah, boss hunting is the best way to get them.Luckily, each final upgrade is only 10 of those, so if you're lucky you can get all the rocks on a single run.
>>587107165Is this a new Kafka skin?
