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>>587104237I want her to crush me with those thighs
>>587103359Why don't NA players play like this? are they stupid?
Darn, I missed the quads
Sombros?
>>587105304she's ass now. way overnerfed into oblivion
where's my goonslop
who are the "rapist" heroes. like heroes that make the enemy feel like they're being raped.
>>587105780hogdaddymaugadaddy
>>587104620
>>587105304She's gone soft.
>actually start reading overwatch lore>every storyline is something bad *almost* happens but overwatch saved the day and win everything yay!Wow this is really boring
>>587106618Overwatch is literal 60's comic book shit, it's not meant to be deep.
>>587105130Mercy mains unironically.
>”my queue time is shorter then your cooldowns”Korean tanks are based
The
>>587107427I still prefer D.Mon.
>>587106618B-but anon. The UN they... they MIGHT cut overwatches funding!!!
>>587107610You've got a right to be wrong
>>587107670It's cool they said yes now, but they have to have a Helix general signing off on everything.
>>587107427holy fuck are these 3 different characters
>>587108114I know, aren't they amazing?
>3 young asian chicks look similarwtf
>>587105780ball, doom, genji, venture
>>587104501is she for gentle femdom or aggressive femdom
>>587106618Hopemaxxing doesn't really mean anything if the setting is already a peaceful utopia with bad things happening sometimes but get resolved almost immediately before there's even a problem
>>587108627There’s nothing gentle about Queen.
numbani won
>>587107730I just love my wife.
>>587109015she cute post more
>>587109015post level and skins owned
browsing /owg/ more often has changed how i see the charactersi now like shion a lot more than when she was introducedi used to hate venture but now i am ok with iti used to really like kiriko and somewhat like dva and juno but i really dislike them nowmercy is still my all time favorite
>>587109015
>>587109559sounds like browsing /owg/ rotted your brain and gave you shit opinions. i would stop visiting immediately
>>587109559looks like lady shi shi has captivated another... how can she ever be stopped?
>>587109559the spic tranny ruined mercy for me.
>>587106484
>>587110441i understand. i love (and have loved for longer) mercy more than i hate those two. they're annoying and it'd be better if they were gone but at least i see some art i hadn't saved sometimes
doos actually confessing they love videogame characters
>>587108314(You) just made my night
>>587109559>i used to hate venture but now i am ok with it>i used to really like kiriko and somewhat like dva and juno but i really dislike them nowI think you're just turning gay, anon.
>>587111158tits. 15 minutes.
>doos actually confessing they love videogame characters
>>587097813>D.Va bomb and Zarya graviton isn't the best shit in the gameMidwit
>goats isn't the best shit in the gamelollmao even
/owg/ post in good faith challenge
gn kirikos
>>587112042the juno cute and silly
>>587112171gn kiriko
>>587112042wow D.Va is huge
>>587112042I have faith in Ashe's pawg ass
>>587112903I love my young and beautiful wife Ashe desu
Hola
>>587113062k honda!
>>587113062racemix
>>587113062playing minecraft for two weeks with sombra
Well you're only as young as you feel I guess.
>>587113143I never really cared for Sombra but that k-pop skin is pure sex
>>587113256Old & busted
>>587113256Young & perfect
>>587114078oh moons
I really fucking despise quickplay for not giving you a chance to win by delivering a payload farther than the enemy team
>>587105130yes
>>587114256Damn if there only was a gamemode that did that.
>>587114256then it wouldn't be a quick play would it
>>587114256dude it's qp fuck playing even longer with these people. what you're describing is a flaw of payload being a dogshit mode
>>587105886
>>587114473mmmmmmmmmmm sexy hogdaddy!
>>587114256but that means you won already
I like support Sombra
>>587113256old owg heads will remember when the Ashe autist and the mchanzo fag used to fight all the time
>>587116720what did they used to fight aboutim more biased towards the mchanzo guy, he sounds based just for being a hanzo main.
>>587104501who do you main for your mercy gf?
>hanzo main>based
GET THE FUCK OFF MERCY IN MY GAMES EVERY SINGLE TIME IT MAKES US FUCKING LOSE
>>587117589https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/d/de/Mercy_-_No.ogg
>>587117589this is why I don't play pharah anymore
Angela Ogundimu
Angela (my last name)
>>587117223Maybe I am the Mercy gf.
>>587118047who do you like to pocket?
what's so bad about hanzo :(
Angela is for white collar millenials
>>587117093>what did they used to fight aboutMcCree shipping
>>587118225this mercy looks like a chink
>>587118225this Mercy looks like she should be my wife
>>587117223I main bastion and every time a mercy pockets me, i feel kinda anxious and i gotta do good. Especially when they go out of the way to revive me, double if I'm legit getting stomped or out skilled, yet they keep reviving and typing encouraging things. When we win and she emotes or says good job i get tingly.too bad in lore makes no sense thus no fan art.She so fucking hot. I'm just a clanker who yearns for the angel.
>>587118225i am a zoomer and i am owed a mercy
>>587118225how does mercy's feet rank compared to tracer and d.va?I know tracer gets dicked down hard but i always felt mercy was the better option.
The day blizzard makes doomfist a dps again i will be the happiest man alive. Bad tank doomfists make my eye bleed
We're all heading into Fortnite right now to token hunt
>>587119301kys
>Tank is completely useless>Supports glue themselves to them anyway
>>587120183maybe because they instantly die when the tank is not around
>>587121097And the tank instantly dies when they're not around.It's a symbiotic relationship.
>>587119992Damn I was just joking around.
In Korea Juno players are considered to be on the same level as Mercy and Moira players
>>587121170HEY GAMERS, I'M YUNA LEE!
>>587121507why is that
In Korea Hana Song is considered a deity and is worshiped daily
>>587121507Good job I don't give a fuck what those soulless gooks think then.
>>587121675Korea are super tierwhorey and Juno is considered weak compared to shit like ana and illari right now.
Endorsments are the most cucked faggot shit Blizzard had introced in recent memmory>Being a good goy will get you endorsments >playing support will get you endorsments>Being a healsut sissy will get you endorsments>Being a bad goy will demote your endorsments>Saying no no words will tank your endorsment level>Being le hecking toxic will get you to endorsment 0The system devolves into a popularity contestthat can be abuse constantly. And the worst part is that having an endorsmnet level of 1 or below will mute you and make you unable to communicate to your team. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea. I'm at endorsment 1 and I can't communicate to my team mates, I can't type in chat because I'm blocked, how the fuck do they expect me work as a team if I can't fucking talk to my team mates? How the fuck do they exect you to get endorsments as a solo q player who constantly have to deal with retarded team mates who can't pass a highschool exam?
>>587122261it's literally just panopticon tacticsit feels oppressive because it is, it's done specifically to stunt player socialization and interactionlook at social games and how much trouble their devs are in all the time like roblox
>>587122261lol I can't remember the last time I was below level 5, can't imagine being subhuman
got absolutely emasculated and bent over a rail
>>587121507they're right. look at mongs who main juno here. they would've played moira if it weren't frowned upon in the thread.
is using amplification matrix to just increase my own healing output for my team a stupid idea?
>>587121198it's just some braindead retard who gets mad whenever you post the Fortnite version of OW characters
>>587122261Being locked out of chat and streamer mode if you're a fag is cringe but it's piss easy to get to and maintain level 5 if you actually play the game, I got silenced this week for bitching out some atrociously bad ecouple duo and I'm already back at level 4 after 3 days.
>>587122889generally yes but situationally it might be the right play
>>587122889matrix is fucking ass so use it whenever you think you can get literally anything out of it
>overwatch always runs at a smooth 60 fps on an external hard drive with barely any stuttering or dips>cut to this patch>game constantly going from 60 down to fourty>not even stuttering, just really annoying and disorienting to the point where it fucks up my aimhow do i fix this
>>587124621No idea what happened this patch, I'm not getting frame drops like that but the game takes 2-3 minutes just to get into the main menu now.
>>587124621929PJgame code to compile shaders automatically. yes blizzard is retarded
>>587123621Level 5 players are just bootlicking faggots. No exceptions.
>>587125249How does a game code do that?
>>587123621>tfw you usually have chat off and have maintained level 5 for years
>>587125580go into custom game, import the code, start game, it will spawn all characters and use all of their skills/ults, when it's done, next map, same thing
Tracer should be nerfed but everyone is for some reason fine with her being eternally S tier and oppressive.
>worst guy on our team leaves/kicked due to afk>say "good" to team chat >at the end of the game (we lose anyway) someone says "erm he was lagging that's why he left" you think i care about your shitty stack bro
>>587122889Use matrix selfishly when you think you need to put out more numbers.
So is Fika actually a smart animal like Hammond and Winston pretending to be a regular cat or what?
>play female character >ana runs up to you, crouches into you and spams "good kitty" wyd?
>>587126465yeah she's getting her kitty neetbux
>>587126465Yes. The cat is a spy.
>Be brig>Sit back, throwing inefficient healing packs all match, never even get half the other supports healing total.Feels good to be needed.
>>587126683actual fucking pappadeaux kids menu cartoon bullshit
>>587126683fat bastard
Why can't mizuki and shion climb walls
>>587126929>pappadeauxyou just made that up
>>587127119Shion is a robot so she doesn't have japanese genes. Mizuki is only half japanese
kek really why did they make jap charactes climb wallsI can understand genji and hanzo but why kiriko?
>>587127513kiriko is supposed to be a ninja like genji but more like a naruto-inspired ninja instead of a campy movie ninjauntil hazard existed their rules for climbing were "were they a ninja at some point in their life?"
>>587127258I forgot about that. Is hazard adopted then?
>>587127641nah he's just a freak
>>587127641Didn't they say his prosthetics are Japanese to explain it.
hazard can wall climb because he is the orisa (accessible tank) of dive
>>587126929pappadeaux off the dome is an insane pull
>>587107630i look like this
Is there anyway for Sombra to ping when an enemy has ult to her teammates without voice chat?
>>587129171It auto does that when you ping an enemy who has ult.
>>587129171Yes. You just ping them.
>>587129204>>587129275okay shit i didn't know that
>>587126465>pretendingShe doesn't pretend. She talks with you.
every time I play as a dps or support I'm getting diffed into oblivion by my teammates that's driving me up the fucking wall
>>587130026you either don't have carry brain or you just do dirty work and don't play to stats
Dogshit game with dogshit balance.
>>587130420Also they really killed D.mon. Even on other ranks her winrate is far below 50%
>>587130420JQ is big too now right? No idea why they gave her a shitload of hp
>>587130798Yes. She has the highest winrate among all ranks.
>>587130587they overcorrected way too hard, the sword damage needs to be bumped back up and revert the recent booster damage nerf there's 0 reason they shouldn't do damage when d.va does 20 or 30 with her boosters
>>587131082>the sword damage needs to be bumped back upThat's so awful now. Couldn't even kill half hp McCree who was healed by Mercy.
>>587131303fucking torb does more damage with his hammer per swing than she does its insane, why make another melee tank if you aren't gonna commit to it
>>587131935I'm going to bet their logic is that she has cleave so they could lower her DPS.
Is anyone else having issues with Anran's dancing blaze? I keep dying while the animation has already started on my screen even though I should be invulnerable, I've had similar happen on Kiriko with her teleport too.
>>587132732I have the same issue with Kiriko but all my games have 80-100 ping.
>>58711325610 years younger than me.
>>58711325615 years older than me.
Fucking Ashe with the force of a 1000 suns
ashe doesn't look 40 at all, 35 at best
just got another frejatard banned for hacking, seems to be a favorite choice for cheaters
>>587133861She's a 20 year old physically, there's literally nothing old about her appearance aside from her dyed white hair
>>587133861This is how you know that Overwatch is a fiction. 40 years old women don't look like Ashe at all.>>587133945She said it's natural. Also she talks like a hag I guess.
>>587132948Maybe I just keep getting put into shit servers I don't have the ping counter enabled, might be it.
>play echo>dupe our ram>our ram ults>their ram ult>ohfuck>their echo dupes our ram>3 fucking annihilation ults>get mine>ult ends because echo is damaged and changes back immediately>everyone but their mercy dies
>>587134041>She said it's naturaldo ya trust me
>>587134138Try to watch kill cam next time it happens. If you just stayed there then it's servers.
Ashe has that perfect wife smell.
Ashe lives in a cave.
Ashe being so cocky about not being able to get pregnant only to end up pregnant with twins after I fuck her stupid
I came out from Ashe's cave
For me it's VGerotica's pregnant Ashe stuff since she looks so happy about it. I want to make her a mother.
>>587133917kill frejatards
>>587134635She is literally me. And I think old people should fuck each other.
>>587134635when I'm not around
>>587134682How is that supposed to be cheating?
>>587134682?
average freja main
>>587134825>>587134935if you can't tell you're never going to make it
When I was young I liked KirikoWhen I was an young adult I liked ShionWhen I was a mature man I liked AsheWhen I was an odl fat bald ugly bastard I started to like Kiriko again
>>587134962I really don't get it. Did he change tartget too fast? Did he watch at soldier through wall? I just don't understand what's wrong with your webm.
>>587135075average mercy main
>>587135130She is DPS main.
average shion mion:
>>587135341Yep, I built like 10 gunpla and I main Shion.
>>587135130newfag
>>587135443proto-malfoid
>>587135443Why does she bully Sakura and Makoto?
>>587136061the hana the kiriko the juno
>>587134945>But youre not female. :o>bannedwhy ban me? speaking logically.
>>587134492>only twinsweak
While you were partying I studied The Lena
haven't played comp in years but i did today and got Plat 1 which is exactly where I left off
>>587136567>she's cute because she eats a shitload of food!!!boring ahh trope
>>587137126If by studying you mean masturbating to then same
I keep winning when I play juno so I guess I'm playing her until I lose
>>587137169she looks like a dude and has no real personality but chuds have been mindbroken into loving her because of her impact on le esports
>>587137291>she looks like a dude and has no real personalityYes, she's swedish
>>587137290based and the-pilled
End of season rewards for titles don't change if you get demoted right? It's just the highest of whatever you were on?
>>587137540who fucking cares dude
https://youtu.be/zmWM6nuWxWo?t=373
>>587138343The Lena <3
>>587138343jose stole the lena nose meme and ruined it.
anyone actually upgrade the event pass lmao
okay day 2 of playing briggerit is crazy fucking satisfying when a mobile hero is escaping and you only get 1 shot to finish them with whipshot and you clutch it.it's also funny to me how getting 2 uses of her old stun is a strong enough use case to pop an ult nowAlso I never realized just how big the fucking radius on inspire was until they added this UI indicator. Idk why they dind't add that ages ago because without it you assume she's like lucio
>>587139265No because the sigma skin is free
Jose's dad died of aids
please just fucking rework anran already so i can use her skins she's so fucking boring
>sample
bring back mystery madness!!!!
genji has to be the most overglazed hero in the genre's history
>>587140976newfag
>>587141847you're so used to be called that, lmao, traumatized much?
qrd on jose's dad?
>>587141981i am not even that poster.if you're>sampleit's clearly your first time here>>587142062doommogged
gm
gn
>>587142469morning
gm schizos and bots
>>587122498Ending up at level 3 or 4 endorsement is pretty easy if you only play DPS thanks to endorsements naturally decaying. 90% of players only endorse the tank or supports, and you'll only get endorsed as DPS if you hard-carry.
>>587134041>She said it's natural.She is an albino, she had it from childcood.
>>587143023I only endorse dps if they say thanks
>>587143023I always endorse dps unless they played shitscan or faggy heroes like anran.
>>587143204All projectile heroes are faggy and dishonest
>>587142893eh, would racemix
>>587137540>End of season rewards for titles don't change if you get demoted right?No, it's whatever rank you finish the season on. If you reach GM but then demote all the way to Diamond, you'll get the Diamond title.
I always endorse the lowest levels so they could level up
I'm endorsement level 2 because I throw and leave most games
I once spent the whole match berating my team's sigma for no reason until I heard tears, I felt bad later
I am endorsement level 5 because I always endorse my teammates, and always vote on an MVP, and always say "gr" after a round regardless if we're doing good or not, and "ggwp" after a match regardless if we won or not.
>>587144142based supportsissy
I'm endorsement level 4 but I stay silent regardless becase I turned chat off
I nevere blame my teammates
i never say ggif i lost, i didn't have a good game and would be lyingif i won, saying it would make me look egotistical
>>587144563If I win I only say gg if another team said it first or it was VERY close game
>typing in chat
newfag here. Whose idea was it to add a perma-flying hero with a tiny hitbox?
>instalock level 150 mercy main who never right clicks on my teamAnother one for the avoid list
>>587145232me, I did it
>>587145232
Brigitte is a woman
>>587145241what if it were a mercy who never left clicks
>>587145450That would still piss me off in comp but I'd appreciate it as a gimmick at least
>>587145491>let your team kill their opponents before they even need healingYou are good Mercy.
why not add something like this?
>>587145725Because mercy will be pissed
How to play against Hazard?
>>587145384brig inspiring me to eat her pussy
where is the jose and the abbo?
>>587146512They found gfs and forgot about Overwatch.
>>587146512busy frotting in spawn on gibraltar
>>587146714good evenyan!
>>587146714good mornyan!
>>587146714
Thank God. I was starting to miss them
I remember when in 2016 people could laugh at you if you had more than 0 deaths on Juno.
>your rank was reclaimed >because you played against cheater>3rd time this week
>>587147005
>>587148235good nyight
>>587148909good nyight abbo!
>>587148026can't catch all of us
>>587148909good nyight cutie..
>>587145381Is that the angry guy who tells people to read books?
>>587149315
>>587149315nyight big j!
I don't want Brig to get nerfed bros...
>>587150503>ALLA TIL M-UWAAAAHMusic to my ears
Kiriko now has over 50% winrate without any further buffsProof Kirifags were whining for no reason all along
>>587150560There truly is nothing more satisfying than killing a desperate brigger trying to pop her shitty ultimate, be it as Junker Queen, Rammatra, Moira, Mei, Hog, Orisa, Widow, Sierra, Junkrat, Pharah, Emre, Echo, Torb, Ana, Hell i've killed her as Reaper a few times
>>587150792I'll raise you and say duping the enemy, getting their ultimate and kill them with it, it's nearly enough to make me blow a load under my desk
I will use rally to kill a lone genji
>>587150746>gm
Brigfrauds...
>>587151813She didn't even need a buff, maybe they did it because dive is dominating lower ranks and people don't know how to deal with it?
>>587150746>>587151813>>587151884More d.mon nerfs can fix it.
The real question is when they are going to nerf Cassidy.
>>587152051It's GM btw.
>>587151714Rally comes online so fast now you might as well
>>587152051>dive good>the anti dive dps is performing wellhmmmmm
*kisses the Hana*
Why does the dev team decide to buff/nerf multiple things in a character's kit. Like Sombra they gutted all of her shit and she's ass now and Queen they buffed everything. Why not do one thing at a time and see?
It seems like Masters hate Doom.
>>587152140Calling it now they'll make Brig and Dva a thing instead of this
>afraid of giving D.mon actual personality because she can overshadow their skin seller D,vaWhy are modern companies like that?
>>587152256Koreans will seethe and scare blizzard into changing that
>>587152378They're so afraid of making a meaner good guy character after everyone bitched too much about Kiriko being sassy
>>587152379
>>587152495>Kiriko being sassyI don't think it's the problem. They are trying to make her tougher than she actually is.
>>587152537a whole ass korean gacha company bent the knee to pissed off women after a female character was added and flirted with a popular male character, and another got its offices attacked by pissed off women over the MC not romancing some other female character, and a third gacha game got massive backlash over a female character not forgetting her dead husband to romance the MCAll asians and koreans
Dva and Dmon's dynamic is boring. No rivalry. No envy. No resentment for leaving.
EACH OTHER?
>damn, d.va you suck ass at this, try aiming at the enemy>kiss my ass, I've got more kills than you, Yuna>and more deaths!
>>587153042
>>587153092>>587153279Then they kiss like >>587152140
EVALUATING OVERWATCH GIRLS BY THEIR PISS>D.Va – Slightly refreshing with a sharp, tangy kick. Its aroma is particularly notable for its deep, fermented notes. Would probably pair nicely with roasted mushrooms.>D.Mon – Its strength lies in the finish, leaving subtle hints of nuts and chocolate on the palate. Overall, it's rich, full-bodied, and intense. Would likely pair well with pasta, especially cheese-based dishes.>Tracer – Bitter with a slight hint of carbonation. There are also faint fruity notes. Proper aeration seems to be the key to getting the best out of this one. Would probably go well with seafood, particularly shellfish such as clams and oysters.>Ashe – Astringent, heavy-bodied, and unapologetically bold. Its aroma hits you hard, and its color is exceptionally dark. Beef would be a good match, but it would probably reach its full potential alongside mint-crusted lamb chops.>Anran – A salty taste hits first, followed by a slightly sweet finish. Leaves behind an aroma reminiscent of cheese. Would pair nicely with canapés made of crackers topped with Parmigiano-Reggiano.>Kiriko – Refreshing, with a pleasant touch of body that brings everything together. However, the sensation of something crunchy in the mouth was a definite drawback (kidney stones, perhaps?). Decanting seems absolutely essential. Would likely complement crustaceans such as crab and lobster.>Freja – Definitely light and crisp, though somewhat lacking in flavor of its own. Best enjoyed like a lager, gulped down freely and without much thought. Its versatility means it would probably pair with just about anything, but prosciutto or other cured ham would be my recommendation.
>Shion - machine oil
>>587153439>Domina – Extremely assertive, with a deep color and an equally intense aroma. Leaves a lasting impression that seems to linger on the palate. Would pair well with steak, particularly cuts with a strong, pronounced beefy flavor.>Vendetta – Rich, intense, and so thick it almost feels viscous. Despite its imposing first impression, the flavor itself finishes surprisingly cleanly, and it goes down smoothly. Would probably pair well with chicken or pork. Surprisingly, I think it might work particularly well with chicken breast.>Mercy – Surprisingly sweet, with a rather pronounced sugary flavor.Its aroma brings to mind chocolate, particularly nut-filled varieties. Would pair nicely with a cake topped with strawberry syrup, reduced together with menstrual blood.>Mei – Has a distinctive umami quality, while its color is lighter than expected. Light-bodied, yet leaves a surprisingly persistent aftertaste. There's also a subtle hint of spice in its aroma. I'd recommend pairing it with a chicken thigh steak.>Symmetra – So dry and bitter it practically dries out your mouth. Very little sweetness and not much of an aroma, but its sharp, powerful body leaves a definite impression. Would probably pair nicely with cold dishes dressed with lemon juice, particularly salads.
>>587153439>those notesyou've never drunk piss you poser
>>587153712>Juno – A little lacking in body, but its distinctive grassy notes give it plenty of character. Leaves behind a slight sweetness and a milky flavor. I have a feeling it would pair surprisingly well with rice balls rolled around in Juno's armpits.>Pharah – Dry, yet remarkably rich and complex in aroma. Seems ideal for cleansing the palate. I'd recommend pairing it with raw fish drizzled with olive oil.>Moira – Has an antiseptic-like aroma, the sort you'd expect from a heavily peated whisky. Definitely an acquired taste, and likely to divide opinions. Surprisingly, though, it has a noticeable sweetness with a slight saltiness, making it quite pleasant on the palate. I'd recommend enjoying it alongside dark chocolate.
did you write it yourself or ask ai to do that
>>587106618>OW cinematic: SOMEONE HAS TO DO SOMETHING!!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL!!!>Britan = utopia>Africa = utopia>US = utopia>Afghanistan = utopia>Samoa = utopia>India = utopia>Korea = utopia>Cucknada = utopia>Mexico = utopia>Only place on earth NOT a utopia is Australia and that's because it was nukedI can't think of a more tone deaf series if I tried.
>>587153820>>587153712>>587153439now rank by the girls' milk
>>587148026>3rd game in a row enemy team target bans some bullshit like zenyatta when we have a zen one-trick on our team>lose immediately>report entire enemy team for cheating, detail that they used outside apps to see and target ban, which is supposedly a bannable offence>also play against low-diamond souj players who consistently can headshot railgun invisible sombras from across the map in the middle of nowhere>report that too>never ever ever ever ever get rank reclaimAlso I'm soloq and every single game is against at least a 2-3 stack. Is it actually possible to soloq past high emerald/low diamond? Jesus fucking christ.
How much Overwatch merch have you accumulated over the years?
>>587155617I got these Pachimari plushies years ago, but thatt's pretty much it.
>>587155617the genji/mercy plushies + overwatch 1 art book + the lore book that came out in 2023
>>587152137So then dive isn't good
>>587156624are you stupid or something
>>587156717>characters who counter dive (and everyone) are played above the things they counter >obviously this means the characters they counter are goodAre you stupid
I love my wife Ashe!https://litter.catbox.moe/a15rmq.mp4
>>587156861Why do you think Cass has such a high ban rate in GM+? Because people are playing dive. Why do you think people are playing dive in GM+? Because it's good.You fucking retard.
>>587156997Me on the right and anon on the left. I love mmf with anons.
>>587157081>has almost a 30% ban rate>51% win rate>second most picked dps behind the other perpetual s tier dps tracer>3rd place is another poke dpsSo if poke dps are picked more, banned more, and win more than dive dps you're telling me dive dps are what's good this season?
>>587156997Why would you post this on a Sunday morning?
>>587157385I couldn't think of a better time really, maybe Friday night?
Shion, D.Va or Juno would be nice GFs right? They wouldnt lock me into chastity or worse...
>>587158216That depends if you're>below 9 inches
>>587158216They would force you to take a shower.
>>587158652This pic is banned in Korea btw
>>587104501
>>587158216They'd be so nice they'd help you get your first job.
I want to have baby-making sex with Pharah-chan.
>>587158652>9 inchesI am 5 inches, 9 inches is abnormal...
>>587159197Isn't Danny D almost 12 inches?
>>587159197It is abnormal. If you want gf or bf the first thing you should do is stop obsessing over this weird fetish shit.
>>587149495
i have a 20cm cock and i wasted all my prime years playing this stupid videogame
Fixed Ashe's design, no need to thank me.
>>587158540Thesla
this sucks
OW character built like this when?
>>587160802Garrr not a quarter! She'll be dancing fer hours..
Kiriko's osthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01skyPMeeoc
>>587161029that's just domina
Can somebody explain why Ashe has the highest winrate on Platinum?
>>587162579Winrates don't mean anything.
I miss Juno and Ashe
Post A's
>started to see more Zen bans
are we playing wow forever
>>587163207Zelda general, i'm afriad.
>>587163207>>587163318tell me you're too poor for gta 6 without telling me you're too poor for gta 6
Even on Gold people constantly write to me >DPS/Tank diffNever on supp though.
Not trying to be funny this genuinely looks ai generated to me. If I hadn't seen it in motion I would have been convinced it was.
>>587164920Probably. Prepare to see more and more of AI slop in games.
I'm curious about how many of current OW players were around before it went free to playHow about the people in /owg/?
matt damon
>>587164920Is this a new hero?
>>587165412I've played in 2016-2018 and came back 2 month ago. Same heroes created pretty funny matches
I report everyone who does not swap to deal with a problem
>>587165412I've been here since the first reveal.
>>587165412played from ow1 launch to the first few seasons of ow2, quit for a few years and then came back a few months ago
>>587164920Sure it does, Wang.
>>587166730It's a netease skin, Retard.
>>587167129You would know, Wang.
>>587166730>>587167174you're going to hell when you die btw
>>587167302Fantasy books are not real.
>>587164920
>>587167413the sleep paralysis demonriko
It's Emre's birthday today. You should play him.
>>587165412Been playing since the final open beta. Started visiting here a while after Ana got released.https://youtu.be/xco_LrRLYN4
>>587130587>>587130420>fun character is good (Mauga)>dogshit AIDS does-it-all tank is bad (Dmon)All is right in the world. Now they just need to nuke Ana and the cat.
>>587167763Faster!
>Gibraltar>extra time>we moved payload only like 15m>still won the defence in the endHow do you call games like this?
>>587167960Faster!!
>>587168123Faster!!!
This shitty general is so dead when slop like this ^ keeps bumping it.
>>587168296Wicked!
>>587168364Just do the needful to the sad samefagger.
>>587168364Just let people have fun.
Echo is too busted in low rank lobbies
>>587168573Sierra can hit her around corners now lol
Let people have fun EXCEPT when it's something i don't like then i just HAVE to call them out for being dishonest antagonists, or something.
>>587168664Echo, famous for hiding just behind a corner on ground level
Reddit smurf is complaining that there are too many smurfs
>>587168573Get out of there then lol
>>587168730my bad i forgot only echo players can use the vertical axis when aiming
this game has been laggy for me ever since the mid season update
>>587168782I've only ever had one account in 10 years and never been tempted to make another, I don't get this shit.
Why do shitters complain about Mauga so much when he's easy to counter? Is it just trauma from his release when he was ridiculously op?
>>587169138He's obnoxious to play against while also taking 0 braincells and not even having basic failure conditions like other anti-fun tanks like ball.
>>587167748I will play Emre today
>>587168940what the fuck is predator scan?
>all those deleted posts through the threadThe lenatard posts a lot but adds nothing wow
>>587169449Sadly this is xer lonely samefagging sad life now...
>>587169271What's obnoxious about him? He's very simple, lol.>failure conditions like ball>ballYou mean the tank with hypermobiltiy and a "I am invincible lol" perk on top of having the most hp in the game, on top of not having a head hitbox most of the time? That guy?
>>587133227>[Deleted]Why does Lenatard hate Ashe?
>doing a silly lena bit gets nuked, but schizos are allowed to off-topic josepost 24 hours a dayyikes
>>587168364https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Back_again%21_Did_you_miss_me.ogg
>>587169848You sound really upset.
>>587169518>What's obnoxious about him? He's very simple, lol.of course, simple characters could never be annoying?
>>587169848schizo hates everything cutewe must be VERY SERIOUS!! in this general here or he gets upsetti spaghetti and calls the mommy mods
>>587169982Rein is far more annoying than Mauga could ever be. Sorry, Fats.
>>587170186nice victim complex, maybe take the hint and fuck off?
>>587170271you seem really upset
>>587169914sounds like you can't interpret emotions well which is a sure sign of autism
>>587168782He's Autistic>>587168991Autism
>>587170481Smurfing sanitized as "alt accounts" is rampant. It's no wonder that combined with all the stacking the matchmaking is fucked.
>Don't play for a couple days>Get put into the worst stomp I've ever seen where I'm the only person who got more than one kill>It happens again in the next game>Alt+F4
>>587170959replay code
Jade for Ashe or Galaxy for Kiriko?
>Want to git gud at ashe>Can'tThis game sucks
>>587170959Imagine you're playing a F2P Chinese mobile game, cause that's what Overwatch has become.
>>587171918Overwatch has become marvel rivals?
>>587172232but with less tiddies
threadschizo name one (1) thing you like about overwatch and /owg/
When are they nerfing Doomfist to D.mon level? This dogshit should never be meta.
>>587170959>>587172232Isnt it pretty telling tho that the same season Rivals players publicly have been dispersing back to other games is also the same season that this general has been complaining about the current player base.
you can pick your waifu, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your waifu's nose.
Say something nice about my wife demon.
>>587173362The most hoenst tank now.
good night wifeposters
>>587173516gn
Who are sleeper OPs now?
>>587173217Elon Musk's brain chips will solve this. >>587173516gn
Is getting to Emerald for the ranked season skin hard?Current Ranks after placements:Silver 1 TankGold 2 DPSGold 1 Support
>>587174114For you, yes. But you should keep playing to find out.
>>587162553Nah, domina has pretty demure proportions like all the other over watch girls that aren’t danger hairs.Mei is borderline with her enormous thighs in soke skins, but there still aren’t any girls built for hentai, which is ironic when you see how overly gay coded half the male cast is.Really explains why overwatch porn has always had futa and other gay shit heavily over represented
>>587164920That’s what all discords and their adjacent spaces look like. Gay retards and their pet niggers just repeat the same script like a secular gay nigger prayer to ward off actual discussion that could lead to ACK-!
>>587165412Played until sombras release, then quit. Came back for junkerqueen, then quit then they started using her as test bed for maugas kit.Game is unplayable in anything but the shortest bursts. Player base is all subhuman to the point the games entirety down to its art style becomes completely odious to even think about, let alone experience.It’s not a pretty picture.
>>587173217I think she would let me
>>587165412I have the pre-release Widow Noire skin
>>587175303Oh, and I watched the announcement trailers live at Blizzcon and I remember thinking "holy shit, it's just a slower TF2 lmao"
Which OW girl would be the best at Mommy ASMR?
>>587175512Orisa
>>587175512Ana has literal mommy ASMR already in the game
>>587175512Hogdaddy
Another game lost to Rein.
>>587175512JQ total chud out asmr
good morning all the women of /owg/ ^.^
>>587176169>women>/owg/
>>587176070This is an objective based game not a team deathmatch.
>>587176169https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/a/aa/Shion_-_%28Japanese%29_Hello_%281%29.ogg
Climbing out of Emerald is literally just RNG
>>587176628Skill issue.
I know who's been naughty
>didn't die the whole match>absolutely forgot about perks
>>587176656No, I can be the best performing player in the lobby and still lose because braindead tank refusing to swap and more braindead dps refusing to flank. Doesn't matter. Next game I can throw on a character I've never played before and because the matchmaking is so dogshit I win anyway.
>>587176923The game pings you about it constantly
>>587176984using perks actually lowers your overall health a bit, and increases damage received by a couple percentages.
damn the matchmaking blows this season, im literally a onahole for stacks
O, GREAT PENIS, GIVE ME SUPER POWERS TO GET OUT OF SILVER!
>>587176984>i admit to throwing games but it's not my fault i lose:^)
>>587177306I'm glad people are now realizing that they are the problem.
>>587177365just look up how to farm your ult faster on your character then ult twice before the retard on the enemy team can get 1
>>587176286I want to take futa Widow out.
>>587177431Learn to read retard.
>>587177431Retard, read to learn.
LET'S FUCKING GO!
not reading all that. happy for you or sad for you.
>>587179218Man, it's not bad but I don't play Freja. And I got another legendary for her 2 days ago.
freja is for junkrat players who can't hit airshots
Maybe I'll be TracerI'm already TracerWhat about Widowmaker?I'm already WidowmakerI'll be BastionNerf BastionYou're right, so, WinstonI wanna be WinstonI guess I'll be GenjiI'm already GenjiThen I'll be McCreeI already chose McCreeI have an ideaWhat's your idea?You should beI'm not gonna be Mercy
Every time I play Overwatch I get depressed.
>>587177894Learn to play the game, retard.
>enemy tank complains about his team in all chat>edge him on further>he starts inting and we get a free wingg fucking ez
>>587179410That was one of the ultimate battle pass skins so not bad at all.
>>587180520I'm trying her but I can't hit anything.
>>587180350Psychological warfare is part of the game.
>>587180520ultimate butt gas
Welp, I've tried my best
>>587127630>>587127641>>587128073Well, Hazard doesn't really "climb" walls per se, it's more like he vaults over them.That's closer to parkour, which is incredibly fucking white.
>>587127641his mains are
>>587159960
>>587181553Well you didn't go negative at least.
the average quickplay game has more balanced matchmaking than this faceit 'grand final'
>>587183449What kinda "matchmaking" do you think semi pro games have?
>>587184181bizarre that you ask that question as though you're unfamiliar with sporting events in generaltournaments are structured in such a way that by the end, you should be watching the two best teams face off against each other in a hard fought battle for the titlebut somehow instead right now it's 22k people watching what might as well be a gm team v a silver team
went 1-7 on zen
>>587184510>better players winI don't see any issues with this. So again what kinda "matchmaking" do you think they are using in these semi pro games?
>ywn be gently comforted by Orisa's mommy ASMR subroutines as she carries you out of a disaster zone cradled in her strong omnic arms
>>587184851consult a neurologist
>>587185418Just realized your post made no sense huh. Think better next time.
>>587185228>orisa will never ask you who is ready to potty
>what if le shit pantwhy you always gotta be like this /owg/
>>587165412 (Me)Personally I was there from open beta and quit when OW2 releasedMy friend talked me into trying it again around I think ramattra's release. We played a few matches and then both gave up on the game again. I'm asking because I noticed an old /owg/ blizzard group in my battlenet where basically everyone is perma-offline. Made me wonder if the playerbase had been totally replaced. I kinda miss hanging out here during the drought periods.
>>587185884your like 40 years old kek
>>587187040person who posted this is 28 btw
i turned 30 three months ago
Juno is 38 in earth years
>>587187368I am 26 and a Shion main
>>587187040kek unc should have kids and stop using the interwebs
>ezyep, that's a report from me
>>587187443She's very legally 19 in legal earth years blizzard have been quite clear on this.She's 10 on Mars.
The only 2 factors are how much time you can put into taking the game seriously and having the gene or not.
Hello Juno!
When woke comes back do you think they will transition lucio? I was thinking luna snow is mega popular in rivals so they would probably kill to have their music hero be a support in overwatch. Could be a good business decision
>>587188481Overwatch has always been woke
>>587188481overwatch is literally the gayest multiplayer game on the market why are you playing it if you're obsessed with culture war issues
>>587189041apex legends is probably gayer tbqh
>>587189041Yeah that anon is right. Apex is pretty gay. Destiny 2 is a close 2nd.
the overwatch devs are so inclusive for making the game accessible to mentally challenged gamers by adding in jetpack cat
>>587189041Yeah I've never understood this aspect of /owg/. Playing Overwatch and getting mad about gay shit is like walking into a gay bar and being upset that two dudes are kissing. It's kind of what you signed up for.
>>587189674You still have to at least aim and lead shots with cat to do well though? Why not one of the supps who do their job with literally unmissable lockon beams and autoaiming friend-seeking projectiles
>>587188045racemix
Back after a break from the game. Dmon seems fun, I like her. Disappointed to see Mauga still exists.
wtf guys
>>587189041I like transgender people I just think the culture war shit is fun
Olivia status?
Bring back DPS sombra but only if there's a doomfist or ball in the lobby
>there are "people" that have never seen this screen grim
>>587190671based
>Enemy Echo goes 3/14I wish I saw the team chat
>>587191183only supportsissies can see this
>>587191310Don't worry, there's a near 100% chance they were part of a stack that completely ignored their teammates
>>587190653her pylon heals more than the average support now
>>587191183woow, an entire HALF of a battle pass tier
>>587191183>4chan generated filenameclearly you haven't either
>>587191183Would basically mean never bailing on trash matches, no thanks
>>587190653dps illari dive bap duo is griefing my games
>>587191754>not using the randomize filename option
For me, it's the kiriko
>>587192707I don't know what this means.
>>587193312this looks like a porn getup
>>587192948
My name is WINSton, not LOSESton *jump packs away*
>>587193524did someone call
>>587193312we love the the's here.
>>587193659Winston and hog have the best ragdolls.
>>587193732No we don't tranny
I tolerate the the's, mayhaps they might elicit a chuckle or two every blue moon, but were they to disappear I would not mourn their presence
>>587193958trans people hate kiriko, you should know better.
>>587135479Weak, come back when you've built over 100 so you can ascend to maining D.Va and D.Mon
how do you play d.va in open queue
I've been flip-flopping between 5v5 and 6v6 this season because the lack of rolequeue makes 6v6 unplayable at times.After this last match of 5v5 I think I'm going back to 6v6 permanently. The people in 5v5 are just fucking miserable. Every match has people bitching and arguing. Every match has counterswap spam. Every match is people cheesing broken heroes. It just fucking sucks.5v5 doesn't feel like a videogame.
>>587193006Unless you've played Fortnite recently it wont make sense and I dont think anyone here cares to know.
kiriko is literally the only fun support
5v5 won6v6 lost
the matchmaking sucks the game is stuttering like crazy the balance changes suck fuck this shit
>>587194704I have fun on many supports.
For me, it's Brig, Juno and Kiriko
>>587152971>No rivalry. No envy.Good there shouldn't be, it's the dumbest midwit form of """drama""" there's enough dynamics like that in the game already. We'll probably see a little more friction with King Casino and Overlord when they eventually get added since they were on a different team initially but it makes 0 sense for Hana and Yuna to be like that.
How do I convince JQ to give me a rimjob?
>>587194460If they made 6v6 role queue it would be just as insufferable as 5v5.
>>587196439What is going on in this image?
>>587197036It appears as though Juno is trapped between two giant bean bags.
Is Nu-Sombra an off healer or a main healer? She pumps out plenty of healing but people keep saying she's off healer
>>587197210Shes a made up healer instead of a made up healer.
>>587193832Also Baby Dva when she goes full starfish cartwheeling across my screen
>>587197597
Holy fucking shit the team diffs are way bigger in comp than they ever were in QP. I'm seeing tanks go like 2-8 vs 30-1
>>587197210the nu-subroles that zoomers tried to make up with ow2 make absolutely no sense whatsoeverit literally just means big heals vs little heals while ignoring everything that made the original main/flex subrolesI would probably play sombra as a main support, like in the brig/lucio/wuyang slot
>>587198221that's a supp diff though
>>587198539>the nu-subroles that zoomers tried to make up with ow2off and main roll categories were coined by koreans before the OWL was even in play
>>587198762True. A tank is only ever as good as their support enable them to be.
>>587198901you're thinking of main/off tanksupport has always been main/flex and isn't about overall healing output like the OOP is saying
>>587198901Maybe go to the korean forums to talk about them then
>>587196439*jerks off penor while playing Juno's voiceline "They're coming!" on repeat" NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH
>>587199221>gets another boner "Uh... they got up again! " "How extraordinary!"
why did they make qp leave penalties even more extremeI don't want to play circuit or havanaI don't play heroes that work on circuit or havanayet everyone wants to play circuit and havanaso I would rather dodge circuit and havana than just throw the gameyet I can't, I've had a leavers warning for over a week without leaving a single match
played new patch today and i feel sick
Overwatch girl butts must feel so good
Should I not be popping Zarya as Bastion? It seems it's entirely plausible to burst her down in one assault phase but usually everyone just runs away and she lives at 10 hp.
>>587165412No idea where it is but I've still got my physical copy somewhere and the Noire Widow skin, can tell what years I was either losing interest or not playing entirely from my missing anniversary icons.
>>587199871Are you not aware of the amnesty period? As long as you leave the match before anyone actually spawns in it doesn't count, even if its giving you a warning message
>>587200915Only burst her if you are coordinating with your team otherwise it's not worth it.
OMG IS THAT NUMBANI ????
would you step on her for one WINTILLION dollers?
>some retard in chat bitches about our queen not engaging>press tab>the whiner is 22-8 and the queen is 4-2nevermind, understoodget your ass in there queen
What exactly are you supposed to do if your tank is playing full pussy mode (no shield/barrier either) and their tank can just hold their shield up. Seems like intentional throwing to just pick a dogshit worthless tank like JQ and just stay back and shoot yer shotgun into Rein's shield while his whole team is behind him.
>>587202779Go a damage who can tear down barriers?
>>587202872shut the fuck up retard
>>587202872Such as?
>>587203031Junk, bast
>>587183010good mornyan
>>587202779cry because you're going to losenothing can overcome a tank diff
>>587202320pick her up and cherish her forever
>>587203434good mornyan 'bo
>>587203434good mornyan!
>>587202320i'd be tearing her open like a fresh quesadilla before you even finished the sentence
>>587204270literally me when the big monkey is zapping my teammates all raw
The absolute state of quick play
>>587204215good mornyan big J!
>>587201480bless youI dodged a havana landslide vote, immediately got put into another havana landslide vote, and dodged it for an illios game
>>587204872This is what happens when you coddle people with votes and bans.
>team votes for circuit defense in qp>they all go dive characters and instantly feed and then play overly defensively the rest of the match and give up space whenever they see the enemy
>>587204872lmaothe sheer volume of irony caused by them playing freja is too much to bear
I wish cute latinas were real
>>587206071move to texas bro they're gonna force white boys into indentured boyfrienditude for latinas
>>587154105>Only place on earth NOT a utopia is Australia and that's because it was nukedBarneyfag's prophecy of the outback being nuked because of Ausfreak came true. Junkrat is probably Ausfreak's great great grandson or something
>>587206463please stop posting screenshots of your own schizophrenic meltdowns and go outside
>>587206463stop ban evading lenatard
>>587192707Fortnite has some kinda child slavery going on to boost playercount where kids ignore the real game and just open chests for 10 hours a day for a chance to win some ultra rare free shop voucher or ultra rare gold skins and the item in the picture is one of the fakeout items that is uncommon but worthless
queued into a sierra abuser three matches in a row and got mad so I'm trying sierra and this is so fucking easythese new heroes are ridiculous bro
>>587207818She does too much damage but that's all she's good for.
>Mystery heroes>Die with 100% ult>Respawn with 14%Why is the ult economy so bad here. You cannot ever recover from a teamfight loss
>>587209751It can never be anything other than an unbalanced meme mode. Treat it as such.
>>587209461when did she do her makeup like this she looks like such a bimbo
>Good Mor-NYAN!
>>587210067https://youtu.be/2OOkx1UnX9s?t=183
>>587209751Don't fucking die
>>587193659>150hp zenyatta
>>587209937QP is too sweaty I just wanna int and die taking duels
>>587210152I like how it accentuates her downturned eyeslooks like a helpless southern girl you take to the "big city"
>>587210152Aspen is so cute
her hair is so sexy
Me and who?
>>587209461>>587210067>>587210152>>587210967>>587211472>>587211873not video games
>>587212943if gamer chicks aren't vidya then neither is fan art of characters
>>587212943Aspen quite literally runs Overwatch.
>>587213097Ashewife
>>587213365I'd quite literally run over her alright, at at least 50mph
>>587213365I'd quite literally marry her if I could.
>>587207026Why do you bother reporting him when he always comes back immediately? Why are you so obssessed with him?
>>587212943if we posted about the video game you would just copy>paste a shitty oneliner at us
>>587213767Not telling faggot retards to fuck off is why this website went to shit.
>>587214868both should do porn
>>587214634Maybe. But you’re acting like the fat ungroomed chud everyone puts up with in school and instantly cuts ties with following. You’re a massive mood killer man. Nobody likes you here because it’s obvious you have no joy in life and take it out on others.
>>587214868Yuna should be my wife
>>587214868both have anorexia
>>587214868Hana's womb
>get a 3 stack on my team in qp>they're playing for fun
>>587215232Stop ban evading and take the hint.
>>587216526sex
>>587214868the hana's diet is very strict
yuna lee all night
>>587217737She just made my nightI feel bettahnow
>>587217737Yuna Lee all day
is it just me or is shion one of those "i have to put in twice the effort for half the results" characters because every time i go on some risky flank i just think "wow i could do this just as efficiently and twice as safe as cassidy"
yuna lee with a bag over her head
>>587218672you have to keep in mind mobility
Yuna Lee bareback while holding hands
>>587214868
>>587218752What did they do to our girl, still would and still buying the skin because Beast looks sick but god that face.
>>587218795i guess but the bike is a very long cooldown + the combo starter (from what i can gather, anyways), other that that you just have a temu cass roll that gives some cosmetic overhealth
>>587219034she's so perfect
gn hanas
this skin is worse than shion's
>>587219724Incorrect it's the best one of the bunch.
>>587219724I think it's pretty cute.
Comp matchmaking is the worst I've seen in a long time, what the hell is going onI know people were complaining about it during team drives but honestly it only started getting bad for me after it ended
>>587219037The mobility is a bigger deal than you think because you have more options and flexibility. You can apply pressure up front then dart off to the side quickly way faster than you ever could with cowboy
>>587219696gn hana
>>587219997All matchmaking is terrible.I think there's multiple factors ruining it right now.Too many stacks and people making new accounts all the time trying to reroll calibration.Not enough tanks and too many terrible support mains.Too many people playing to goof off or "learn new heroes" vs people sweating to win.Matchmaking doesn't have a fucking clue what to do.
I like illari but damn that bitch is fucking ugly
>>587220765You have to see the cuteness inside.
Illari probably has a cute pussy with sparse soft hairs
Okay there are just bots now in QP? Like obvious ones?
>>587221705she's south american, that shit is a wild, overgrown jungle for sure
>>587221705Naw she got that dark meat and coarse rug combo
>>587221819You have no idea what you're talking about.
Anon frantically googling for peruvian native porn
>>587222291why is she holding a Fortnite skin
>>587222180All you have to do is google what the equator is
>>587219997>>587220346I'm glad it's not just me. People are always complaining about it but the amount of stomps I've been in, shitty quality games in general lately suck.
IT'S BOTS! IT'S THE BOTS THAT ARE MAKING MATCHMAKING SHIT!
>>587219997>>587223514I've found it horrendous the last 2 seasons. I think it's a combination of 1. broadly very permissive of stacks. not taking role deltas within stacks seriously. not properly activating wide matchmaking. having no issue putting an obvious sweat stack vs randoms, etc 2. support as a whole is the most boosted it's ever been. the whole fucking role has the mercy problem now where the majority of people on the role are legitimately at least 1 full division above where they should be if not 2.
>>587224013They really to implement strict solo mm as an option. Just say it might take longer and that's it. Not that hard to make it an OPTIONAL thing but they're worried about pissing off stacks I get. Which is great when I get 2x2 stacks who start arguing with each other from minute 1 and the enemies are playing like it's OWL.Now that I think about it if you soloq you're more likely to get fucked because that makes you less likely to be on a team of a 5stack who are super coordinated. But it DOESN'T make it less likely for those to be your opponents. Shit sucks.
>>587225290I'd be fine with just duo max honestly. The people like fats crying about not being able to full stack with friends IN COMP should have never been taken seriously.
>>587202272your dps play ashe and widow. do you really think they're going to pick samoa?
>>587222813I think they're talking about things below the equator.
I wish this game didn't feel like buttcheek on a stick when losing
Freja definitely is the hairiest
freja's butt is too assclappingly large in her newest skin and it makes me feel insecure
someone get on a pubes tierlist
>>587165412I played two years when it came out. and then I took a major break, played mostly tf2 and then back again during 2024
You can just sort it by geography. Brig, Zarya, Freja, Moira, Tracer, Mercy, Widow would be the highest in decending order (above 45* N of the equator) Illari and JQ at the bottom by a wide margin but Sombra, Pharah and Sym would be in a tier above them I guess.
>>587165412I started in 2017 and have hated this place the whole timebut overwatch reddit is genuinely a cesspoolhonestly tiktok and twitch are probably our strongest communities
just tugged one out to sunshinebread upskirts
>>587228756>any of the asians being baredangerous assumption anon...
>>587165412I played a shitload of the open beta in 2016, then bought it on one of those sales where it was $5 or something a few years later, and have been playing it off and on since. I'm back for the first time in a few years lately tho.
>>587229049pic/links
Will wearing a buttplug improved my widow gameplay?
>play widow and miss every shot>still win because the enemy team is scared to peek out
why did grimmsvotn flop so hard ?>ugly with no style >nonsense paintball course map design
>play widow>can only consistently hit the enemy widow>still win because i prevent the enemy widow from tearing my teammates' assholes open
What is sunshinebread's pube style? Victorian or modern?
>>587229619I like the visuals. It's maybe the worst map in the game design wise however. I think King's Row being popular has tricked the devs into thinking it's actually a good map so they can make a shittier version of it and expect people to say yum thank you.
>>587229619>gray>literally just a hallwaysomehow worse than circuit, genuinely an accomplishment
>>587229917lazily shaven with an electric shaver to make washing off high-concentration anal lube easier
Insiderbro here: If you're not a skinbuyer, they rig the game against you with both bad matches and AI bots to turn you off from playing since you're a pure money drain. If you do buy skins, they put you in better matches, since they want to filter for you having the best possible time.
>>587230620If that was true mercy wouldn't be a non-existent character above diamond
>>587230219It is legitimately impressive how badly it turned out when the concept art looked so interesting, why put the visually best parts right at the beginning and end where you'll never see them.
>>587230620>conspiracybrain bullshitNow say the acronym bart.
>>587229619It's meh>>587230026This, I hate KR and can't stand when people vote for it
>>587230620what happens if a skinbuyer and non skinbuyer duo queue
>>587230620Nice fanfiction anon I've bought Hana & Yuna's ulta skins + both Dokiwatch bundles in just the past 2 months and my match quality is abysmal dogshit more than 50% of the time.
I don't get why King's Row is still popular because people used to like it for being a Reinhardt playground. It was quintessential early Overwatch. Two Reinhardts facilitating a battle of attrition between two brawl comps.It seems like newbs like Rialto more but so-called "free thinkers" always landslide vote King's Row no matter what.
Sorry about that.
>>587231771Thats skinbuyer so it's considered part of their experience. Skinbuyers are a lot rarer, so they are favored
>>587231997Unironically they got psyopped. You'll see the same kind of person say things like how Emongg and Flats are the classic tank duo who always played Rein and Zarya (literally none of this is true)
>>587231774Same, I messed up and hesitated on getting The Yuna's cute witch outfit so now I have to wait to get it though
>dps on my team went 17-16>less damage than the supports>we somehow win anyway>feel bad because we carried this fucking trash to an undeserved victory
sunshinebread noncon
But I don't play her...
>play the game>our Genji went 5-20>we almost won>he started to spam in the chat "gg ez fkn nubs lul">I wrote "fucking trash, I will never ler you win" and plugged>5 days later notification>"Rank Reclaim">"You didn't let this shitter win so your rank points are reclaimed. The same applied for your teammates. Besides that Genji. He was pernamently banned"
>>587232773now you do
>>587232773>he doesn't know
>>587232232:( at least we've got the China skin to look forward to and maybe a Christmas one if we're lucky. I wonder when we'll get the esports ones too, wouldn't use them I just want them for completionist 'tism.
>>587233128To be fair I'll probably be using Made My Night all the time outside of halloween anyway, so it's not that big a deal that I didn't get Tech Witch right now.
>>587232773you should, she's really cute
>>587232862Did AI write this?
>>587233374Fair the outfit does suit her really well.
what % of /owg/ posters are paypigs?
Space Diaper
>>587234358I bought the game
I bought the game three times. I used to have an account for each role, then started using the alts as tilt queue accounts once they added role queue.
>$40 in 2016>never spend a single cent moremost efficient purchase of my life
>>587234926>He wasted money instead of waiting for the inevitable F2P moveLMAO
>bought the game for $40 in 2016>stopped playing in 2021>came back earlier this year and dropped $300
>stole a pc>neighbours wifi>stole the game>never spent any money on lootboxes or skins>highest rank in the gennyFeels good man
As the retard with three accounts, I don't buy skins and just get enough coins for battle passes. Sometimes I'll buy skins with the coins I earn from battle passes. I usually buy battle passes depending on whether or not I'm enjoying the game and think they deserve the money. I did not purchase this season's battle pass.
>>587234013Very true, hopefully she gets skins at the same rate as The Hana
a zentard would brag about spending money but "only" $40
>>587235383they look like they fuck wh*te guys
>>587165412I picked up the game on Xbox One a couple days after Ana came out. I think I found /owg/ about a year or two later.Ten years sunk into this shitty fucking game, probably around 4 or 5 thousand hours, and I still suck at it. Credit to Blizzard where it’s due, this game is like crack for me.
>>587235060Yes I played during the golden age when Overwatch was literally on top of the universe before Blizzard fumbled everything. Worth every penny
I haven't touched this game in like 8 months, how cancerous are the new heroes/what's the current meta
>>587236284Dive is good again. JQs and Dooms and. Also Mauga is good apparently but I haven't actually faced many since the patch
>>587236284you missed the worst of it and now winston/mauga/doom is back to being cancer
>>587233128>already more skins than ShionI mean I don't mind because she is my tank main. But at the same time I'm really mad
>>587234926I bought this game at a 50% discount for the russian armed forces day in 2017 kek imagine blizzard doing this now
>>587236486>>587236494And the new heroes? Gimmick throwpicks or?
>>587237210None of them are amazing right now. Dmon was, but they overnerfed her hard. The others are okay, probably better picks out there.
>>587237454Nice, time to lock in Zen/Cree/Dva every game.
every qp game is just two maugas blasting each other for 2 minutes and fucking cats flying all over
we don't play that crap
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