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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
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kriiiiiissssss ouughhhhhhhhhh krisssss
g'day thread
Hey guys, so I already have the "Side B" of Chapter 7, my question is where do I insert it? I don't seem to find any place to load it in, is this an oversight or am I really bad at navigating menus?
the musky smell of kroobs
KILL KRISTOPHER
>>587155908best i got is dead kristina
>>587155426Dess is a bad doe
>>587155846Look for a faint pink spot on the inside of your elbow. Upon pressing down on it, a small compartment will open in your left temple. Gently slide the minidisc inside and wait for a ping noise. All 7B holders are implanted with this and given Rohypnol so that the discovery feels fresh and new.
Guys I had a dream where the knight had blue attacksThe only way that would be possible is if papyrus was the knight
>*You see Temmie at the end of the alley.>"KRISP!">"everyone in Hometown call tem "sex pest".">"say tem demand naky.">"NoT TrUe!!!1!">"tem vry polite. tem ask NICELY for wobblymeat!">"tem IS the rapeybait!"
best of kris yuh best of kris
>>587155426Hooman!
i want to drawbut i don't want to draw
>>587156109Indeed she was a bad influence on Kris.
I drew
>>587157024Little Kris was probably the perfect height to try and bite Dess' love handles and also the type to let intrusive thoughts win
>>587156384the hottest part is the spot of pre leaking through
It drew
>>587155505
>>587158006>ARE THOSE... PENISES ON KRIS' FEET?!
>>587155505>*Feels the aura*
>>587158006"Would you still love me if I was a nervous system?"
>>587158239Ralsei's fluffy neurons
I love fish
>>587158285petting ralsei's fluffy nerve endings
>>587158315
>>587158554
>>587158585Officer, I don't mean any disrespect, but your uniform appears to be out of regulationI understand the intended policing effect, but you don't really need that, because you're already hot fuzz
who is the most chaste and respectful poster on utg
>>587159812Not I...
sex
>>587159812me
Most people don't like Dess as "that girl" because it makes her look like an actual pedophile. We already have to cope with shit like Don't Forget and Raise up your Bat, that would be a bridge too far.
>>587160431I think it makes her look fucking retarded personally.Noelle going "the laptop is ackchually a queen!" is cute, Dess doing it makes you wonder if Carol dropped her on her head as a baby.
>>587160431Those people need to get their heads out of the gutter. Just because some fuckwits are painfully annoying about Dess being a pedophile who molests newborns straight out of the womb doesn't mean it has to affect their perception of the game.>Dear lord, a girl playing pretend with her younger friend! The horror!!>>587160586Dess IS retarded, though. This is why Susie has so many parallels with her.
>>587160740When you combine playing pretend with a kid much younged than her with the "promise in our hearts" she looks REEEEEALLLLLYYYYY WEIRD
>>587161026>much youngerHow far apart do you think they are for this to be creepy? I remember playing just fine with kids like 5 years older than me, and I doubt the older siblings are much older than the younger ones (compare Catti and Catty, kids are probably 16-18, older kids around Burgerpants' age or a bit older, not that far). Don't Forget isn't that weird either since Dess could have easily been waxing poetic for the sake of the song lyrics.I seriously wonder how much of this pedodess delusion would exist if the game came out all at once.
as if Toby is going to write dess as anything beside a quirky chungus
Desu
>>587161746>>587161946hideous art style
I should use this reindeer as inspiration for a Dessign
Why Hasn’t Mayor Carol Holiday Accomplished Any Of Her Campaign Goals?
>>587161746>>587161946Sexy cum in pussy art style. Delicious and sweet missionary creampie artstyle.
>>587162261It's not christmas season yet
>>587162261She already kicked most of the humans out of hometown. She's just going light on Kris because they have blackmail on her.
hey guys!
all the pedodess art's gonna look real stupid next year
>>587162763Whatever you think about it now, you'll think the exact same thing next year.
>>587162763the only way it will look stupid is if a new, stronger pedophile enters the ringwho could it be?
>>587162865Sans 100%
40 hour workweek
>>587162865Carol.
>>587159812>most chaste posterkraut>most respectful posternumbersfag
>>587155653
who is the most slutty moid in youteegee
>>587163697Kraut hasn't been chaste ever since her sexual reassignment surgery. She's been letting all of the boys in Berlin have a shot at her. Her pussy Has had more men in it than a train station.
imagine if dess is like still 14 or something haha
>>587163796hopefully me.
>>587163782SUSIE DON'T DO THAT THAT'S HOW YOU GET RALSEI MATING PRESS YOU OH MY GOD HE'S COMING AFTER YOU AS WE SPEAK OH N-
>>587163983Dess groomed Kris, but now Dess is young enough to get groomed by Kris.
Almost any information given about Dess will become ammunition for Dess being a pedophileDessknight could take her helmet off, turn to the camera and say "I'm into older men. This is why I dumped Asriel and married Wingdings." and then people will twist this statement into proof that Dess is secretly a pedophile.
Female anons do you want to dress up in trench coats and backwards caps and vist a school
>>587164638Dess is in to older men, but younger theys.
my shoulders hurt so bad not even nurse ralsei is helping.only ralsei lap can provide me any comfort...
>>587165072Ralsei can give (you) a shoulder massage using the controller's vibration
Dess will NOT have a visible midriff btw.
>this is one of the top Deltarune theorycrafters
>>587162898Reminder if you're struggling with the 40 hour work week that the standard was set with the expectation of the person working having a whole family and support structure outside of work. Take it easy, champ.>>587165072>Your eyes feel heavy.This pose always always always reminds me of Persona 3's ending. Now you must imagine a world saved post roaring, Soulless Kris sitting in this pose on Ralsei's lap. Ralsei talking about how amazing of a person Kris is, as Kris slowly passes away...
>>587165890You're looking at a guy making his bones off of theories. He doesn't get views to be right, he gets views for being attention grabbing. Being horribly wrong and loud and obnoxious about it is a great way to get attention.
>>587165890all theories are garbage anyway
>>587165727You'll have to attack her waist piece to reveal itIt does not serve any practical purpose besides revealing the belly, so it's an optional challenge
Spookydood BAD even though his theory was referenced in Deltarune and has Toby Fox’s official seal of approval.Just like Sans is Ness.
>>587166242She will have targetable armor sections that you blast off with enough light
>>587166428lolwut
My theory is that Megalovania will appear on the normal route. Toby knows of the song's popularity and understands that putting it in the weird route will shatter the mystery for countless people who haven't even begun Deltarune.I also think that the 7B final boss theme should be Oppa Toby Style because that would be really funny and because it's Toby's equivalent to Bohemian Rhapsody
>>587166469that's rudy btw
WHERE IS FENNEKIN FOX’S CHAPTER 5 VIDEO?????
>>587166469Clixposing Dessknight
>>587166560Still putting all my theorycoin on Techno Boss
>>587166560nobody cares about sans or megalovania anymore, maybe normies and 13 yo
:)
I’ve seen a lot of people say that the Knight is trying to bring about the prophecy, but is that really the case? I know they’re called the “Roaring” Knight and they cut Tenna like that one prophecy panel, but I don’t see it outside of that.It seems like they can start the Roaring at any time, from what we see of them effortlessly summoning the Titan in Ch4, and just choose not to? and their main M.O. currently is kidnapping people, which isn’t mentioned anywhere in the prophecy.
Megalo Strikes Back is dogshit and everyone who wants it to be Kris's battle theme should be shot.
Wrong!
>>587166874My logic is that they're making the fountains so the prophecy can happen in the dark worlds, plus Tenna isn't a one-time thing since Flowery getting cut in half is implied to be part of the prophecy and they do that too.
>>587166564All Rudyknighter contrarians will be gassed upon chapter 6's release.
If the Knight has ass, it's RudyIf the Knight has no ass, it's Dess
>>587166760Beautiful smile
I was looking at the UT/DR Au wiki and man these people are slacking hard. I get that it's one thing to write up literally every single random AU from soundcloud on there- but they hardly even keep up with the currently existing ones.
Fave wanted to write a bad low effort post but forgot what it was
>>587165890Uhhhh yeah Ramn just completely changed his speech pattern and abandoned his character quirk because uhhhhh yeah and also he knew all that meta and sent those emails because uhhhhh gaster or something
>>587167018>Flowery getting cut in half is implied to be part of the prophecy and they do that tooIf you’re referring to the Tenna board with the flower cut in half, I can kinda see your point, but nothing in the prophecy explicitly mentions it.Also, even if it were in the prophecy, the Knight in Ch5 clearly just wanted to grab Asgore and go, only attacking Flowery because he tried to stop the Knight.My main thing is the Knight actively trying to fulfill the prophecy vs it just happening on its own due to some deterministic-prophecy-magnetism-whatever.
>>587163782this could be hot if ralsei weren’t so fat
mmmmm fat ass ral
>>587165727Then it'll make all the Dess midriff arts better because they'll be done for the love of the game
>>587166760i look like this
>>587168308can you marry me? i'm not an anthropomorphic deer girl nor a dragon, but i can make you happy.
Shadow Crystal = fragment of a Lost DreamCombining 5 fragments -> full Lost Dream -> purification -> A DreamThe PureCrystal is a dream, one that can still be believed in. What that means and what it will do for the story… fuck idk lol.
>>587167997fat ass not fatass
>>587167997where did you find this picture of me??
>>587168552maybe in another life anon, but my heart belongs to another. i hope you may you find your own kris someday
>>587168583How does that even work? If I have a piece of shit and combine it with more shit, all I'll end up with is a big ball of shit, not a pure crystal or something cute.
>>587168552are an anthropomorphic goat boy?
>>587168935You didn’t purify it like I mentioned.
>>587168945*are you
Eram is literally Chara btw (the demon who comes when you call it's name) We promised Chara we would move on to the next world and destroy it with them
>>587168945Ralsei isn't real. He said so himself.
>>587168935Let me explain it in a way an American would understand.You have a burger that's been cut in to five pieces. You put the pieces back together. You now have the whole burger.
>>587169176>Chara is the demon who cums when you call it's namebig if true
>>587168583ERAM thinks that Kris believes hunting the Shadow Crystals will "get what they want"Since the Shadow Crystal quest involves walking off the path the Knight has set up for you that's probably involved too
>>587168935Fallacy of composition
>>587162763Isn't that what every piece of fanart's always looked like because no one's making fanart of the actual game but of the game that never can/has/will exist? There is nothing that can be said for the dess art of now that can't be said for literally everything because the Real Deltarune (TM) is 2030 and not a second before.>Remember when everyone thought Berdly was beyond a statistic?>Remember when Asgore was gonna burn the fields in jealousy?>Remember when everyone drew the Doe being raped?>Remember when everyone thought there'd be other lightners in the dark world?>Remember when the secret boss was gonna be a red flower?>Remember when there was gonna be a raucous Spamtenna sex-scene?>Remember when Chara was gonna return?>Remember when Kris was just a dindu-nothing wooby?>Remember when Toriel was gonna react to Ch3?>Calling my shot: Remember when Carol was gonna react to Ch6?Tl;dr you're mindset applies to fanart as a whole and is cringe incarnate because everyone looks stupid in comparison to canon, zero exceptions.
>>587169468This happens because canon Deltarune isn't as good as the fans' what if ideas
>>587169302Damn you are dumb. Those are fragments of BROKEN dreams. Now, if you put them together you get... ...Ah, I get it now. A complete dream.
>>587169195he's real to me
>>587169619>headpatsIt's okay anon, we all have autism down here.
>>587169550truke
>>587169740
Tobert will make Dess a fat ugly trans dyke just to spite all the fanartists making more appealing designs than he could.
>Chapter 2Shadow Crytal born from Mettaton's abandoned dream body>Chapter 3Shadow Crystal born from the Knight's everything>Chapter 4Shadow Crystal born from Alvin's hangups over his dad>Chapter 5Shadow crystal born from maddies search for a dream body (which was then realized in the dark world)Where the fuck did the chapter 1 shadow crystal come from? The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that the Crystal was spawned from Kris after the possession, which is why Jevil is trapped in a cage and obsessed with freedom and his own agency
>>587169909ugly as fuck asriel
>>587170028And yet this ugly fatass with a beta fish personality gets all the pussy
>>587170028That's the joke yeah
>>587156109Edgegroomers
>>587170017I think Gerbil's Shadow Crystal was probably taken from Seam since they're the super giga doomer + Dark Darker Yet Darker character of Card Kingdom and also has some weird connection to Asriel and Dess we don't have all the details about yet
>>587169468>Remember when Carol was gonna react to Ch6?if Carol isn’t in ch6 after the repeated setup and teasing for her character in ch4 and ch5 that’s just objectively bad writing
>>587170017Chapter 1 crystal is spawned from Jevil's broken dream of I guess playing with everyone, or he stole it from Seam. His is a bit of a mystery. I hope Seam clears things up when we get that pure crystal.
>>587170017chapter 7 please be patience
>>587170267don't worry kris I will take care of asriel and ralsei
>>587170267>Rude Buster grows louder
>>587170236>>587170248Why would this singular shadow crystal come from a Darkner's dream when every other crystal can be directly tied back to a Lightner.The Kris explanation actually does make some sense seeing as we don't actually know where the Demon Summoning occured and the abandoned class room would be a prime spot for dumb edgy teens to do something like that
Hi utg. There's indeed much homolust in the euro hours.
>>587170248Shadow crystals are from the broken dreams of lightners nor darkners you secondary
>>587170267this is what kris deserves
>>587170563There's no good explanation for Jevil's crystal because it's the one single thing in this game that's 100% a retcon therefore it wasn't well thought of
>>587170563Seam IS associated with a failed Lightner dream, Asriel's game that was never completedI don't think it'd be too weird if he had one on him
>>587170267Susie and Dess attack first, then Asriel with gentleness, then Ralsei with enthusiasm. Finally, Noelle finishes the job, now completely turned on by seeing Kris looking like a broken doll on the mattress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYCVmRcerRo
>>587170607my ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same?
>>587170613Where is that stated?
Good morning utg how are *passes away*
Sex with a flower
>>587170607what gave it away
Pink’s Shadow Crystal is from Alphys not Maddie. That’s why the body, Mew Mew, had it with her when they got in the dark world.
>>587170862
>>587169550That's true for most things, to be honest
>>587170821>Chapter 2Broken dream of Mettaton>Chapter 4Broken dream of Alvin>Chapter 5Broken dream of Mad Dummy GhostPattern recognition but I guess you didn't fully develop it yet
>>587171193>stated>pattern recognitionI accept your concession.
It is Sunday. A day of Rest.But not for me.It is a time of Cleansing.Post images of great power.
>>587171193>headcanon
Chara is happy to wake up every day knowing the homosexual european race will go extinct
>>587169550i stand by the fact that this is not true, deltarune fantakes are actual horseshit and everyone thinks they can best toby at his own work, when all they do is live in the shadow of a man far more successful than them. anyone can be a critic, its the lowest form of creativity and none of us are special for poking holes in a story
>>587171358>Post images of great power.sure thing, here you go
>>587171358
Actual pieces of art:>Earthbound>OFF>OneShot>OmoriLazy, derivative, shite with the sole purpose to make money:>FNAF>Poppy Playtime>Undertale>Deltarune
Muslim Chara AU
>>587170267This is going to hurt
>>587171358.
>>587170990Unironically, Flowey would be amazing in bed. He has 100 years of experience trying out every thing you could possibly want him to do to your body
>>587168583
>>587171880He has the mind of an edgy little kid though.>The God of HyperdeathLmao, what kind of silly name is that?
>>587171945>12 HP healing itemWow thanks, Seam.
>>587171880especially if he takes this form
>>587171773just call me "deepthroat" because hurt me more dawg
>>587171880Flowey never learned about sex in his resets because none of the books in the Underground mentioned it and none of the monsters wanted to fuck him. He would suck bad
Reply to my bait you assholes
>>587171945a lot of back-and-forth between dreams-determination-dark worlds. also was there a removed mention of determination during save point flavor text in chapter 2? or am i hallucinating
did someone say something
>>587172179Shaped like a musical note
Post F!lowery
I'm eating oatmeal with apple
>>587172480I genuinely despise you.
>>587172447
>>587172480i'm drinking coffee
Confess
hahaha I love funny shaped bread
>>587172607
Thoughts on size difference vore asked fave?
>>587170267>THE RAPED, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS
>>587172714numbersfren here, i confess that even though i recently had a breakup (almost two weeks ago) i am still looking forwards to what the future holds, lots of potential and hopefulness and much more to experience in life :D :) <3
>>587172714I'm working on a Kris dating sim and even have some assets ready but I utterly suck at writing so this will never see the light of day unfortunately.
>>587172714I've masturbated thinking about an anon
>>587172714I joined Jackbox last night and it filled my heart with joy when people were excited to see me.
>>587173072Even if it's ESL baby tier writing (which I really doubt), it would be fun to see and I'd have to respect the dedication. At least post a screenshot here when you can, for posterity's sake.
>>587171842you gotta appreciate the inherent non-consensual tones
>>587172714I'm from the same country as Kraut....
>>587171358,
>>587172714fave fucking hates shitting
>>587173470This is why Gaster left btw
>>587172714If one thing has to be revealed about Gaster, I hope it's the theory that he's an older guy, about Asgore's age (DR Gorey, maybe UT for fun if that's possible). I know almost everyone sees him as a fully grown adult at the very least because of the "beware of the MAN who speaks in hands" line, but a bit of clarification couldn't hurt.
if gaster isn't a sexy old cartoonish grandpa I will kill myself
>>587171497deltarune fantakes sometimes have better ideas but worse executiondeltarune itself has worse ideas but better executionbad execution can completely kill what was otherwise a good idea but bad ideas can only be executed so well
>>587172714i hope that one anon saw what i made few days ago
fave hopes Gaster is rotoscoped and looks like Q from 3rd strike
if gaster isn't a cute young anime girl I will kill myself
>>587174303Are we talking yesterday? I felt really bad that I missed one anon's post for most of the day and responded to it super late. Pic is realted.
fave hopes gaster is just toby in a costume and his appearances are FMVs
Fave hopes Gaster is a glove resting on the armrest of a revolving chair that has a bomb on it
if gaster isn't a dragon with this as his portrait i will CRY tears of joy when his real introduction in deltarune bricks mine and everyone else's fucking computers because the technology is so advanced, preventing us from ever discovering his real appearance or the ending of the game.
My name is Mr. Faves.
>>587174472no, it's someone else
>>587175130Well I hope they saw it too! Making things for other anons is fun but also so easily lost between threads. Kinda makes it more special.
>>587170267what would hug and fugg feel like with that sus
>>587175130I've seen you vaguepost about this several times before just fucking say who it is
In the Deltarune universe the famous developer of the Supreme Red Laborer series is named Shiggy Diggy
i wrote fave a letter in case i died but i threw it away. it was good practice. we have to practice losing everything. we are deer, we are headlights. we are the road where they collide
we are charlie kirk
we are carol holidays
we carry the tinsel
>>587175548
>>587175376Painful
>>587171358Treat it with care, I've seen many a great harbingers of despair be brought to heel before it.>>587171497I think a problem with the internet is that they tend to forget that most things are a two-part process.>Write what you knowAnd if you don't know, learn. Its the big reason I look beyond this general for fanfics because I wish to have perspective paired with my imagination. What to take to heart and what to disregard with ideas similar to mind.>Deconstructing the story and its flawsAnd now reconstruct something in its place, either fanwork or an original work based off of it. Like ideally this would be resolved by the work proper especially if in-progress but also with the respect that we can only offer so much influence even if the argumentation was ironclad. Toby is Toby and will write what Toby wants, sometimes taking outside perspective in (either fans, or nonzero chance the other members of the team).
>>587172714I started playing Silent Hill 1 and my dumbass died multiple times because I keep forgetting which buttons are mapped to which actions (I’m using an Xbox One controller and the visuals throw me off)
>>587175935the good kind?
>>587173015meabout 10 minutes after i made this post my stomach started pulsating from the insanity spiced instant noodles that came directly from the hellholes of asia that i for some reason decided to buy and eat, holy fuck did the aftermath in the toilet look grim, it looked even grimmer than the battle of poltava, while i was blasting away it lowkey crossed my mind that maybe it's okay to hate life.
>>587172714Oneyplays porn
have you tried eating glue to keep your shit together?
>>587176049No
>>587176097proof?
WHO DA FUCK IS THIS?WHO DA FUCK IS FAVEUS DAVEUS??IVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HOMETOWNYOU FUCKING IDIOTS
why are people talking about charlie kirk againwondered fave
>>587176784Boredom most likely.Who wants to go get a pizza with me at Ice-E's? I got the faver's card. Free pizza but they gotta check if you have a fave first.
>>587172714I finally got to dream of impregnating Chara and I hate the fact it was a flash dream (recall seeing it for 3 seconds or some shit) but I vividly remember it. I was staring into her eyes as they were dark-red and manic, lights were off/dim, and I somehow had hentai x-ray vision to see myself filling her as she was riding me. Sadly no sound that I can recall. Just ending it here because yeah this is a happy confession. Okay I also cried/got melancholic when Chara porn made reference that's it's been 11 years, fucking heart beats as strong as it hurts.
>>587176559To this day it still blows my mind that Tord was apparently a popular sexyman even in the early Eddsworld days
theres no way ice e's pizza isnt total dogshit
>>587176784because now that carol holiday won the mayoral midterms by a crazy degree it's even funnier that the diapsguy party insisted his death would start a diaps revolution
>>587177020why does it look like the clouds are fucking
>>587177079Ice-E's pizza tastes fine when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you how bad it tastes.
>>587176016I fucking love sh1, hope you have a good playthrough
i wish dess molested me
>>587172714Been having a very strong desire to buy an electric guitar but I don't know what for, I know I'm not gonna play songs I like all that often and I'm no longer in groups that do live performances, there's no good reason for me to get one
THE FAVE ASSHOLE SUPERVOLCANO IS OVERDUE FOR AN ANUS ENDING SUPERERUPTION
i'm too impatient and eager for this mystery to end, fuck how do you guys stay patient
>>587172714when i see toby fox talk about how much he wants to complete deltarune, or people talk about how much they want to be a good artist, or even create something i feel really confused why i dont feel the same way. I am decent enough at drawing what i want and Ive written stories im proud of, but i have not felt that feeling people describe in years, i don't know why that is but i want it to come back. drawing in particular feels more like an obligation than the fun it used to feel like, even though i am happier than i have ever been in my life. I do not enjoy this feeling of disinterest.
>>587177618I like to imagine the Deltarunes having slice-of-life situations inbetween chapters, and sometimes I try to draw that too
>>587177618play other games!!!!!
>>587177068Can I get sauce of this loli Frisk?
>>587177887>thinking about deltarune while playing other vidya
How do I find a cute girl to start a family with, /utg/?
>>587178004you're supposed to start families with women, mohammed
>>587177982you have to start doing something else to start thinking about something else
>>587177982It's really nice to play something more mean-spirited inbetween Deltarune chapters, since I've been playing Normal Route and missed being a dick to characters
fave can't play any games no more
>>587172714fave is scared they inherited their parents laziness and lack of drive. but fave is also just not sure what to do
>>587178146Well where can I buy a nice woman then? Know any good places? None of my other beard friends have any good ideas.
>>587167087>shows ass>can't say "ass"
>>587177383Who doesn't wish fave molested them? Whose heart doesn't flutter at the idea of being wanted by fave so hard that they attempt to isolate you from everything else? That they love you so much and know you can love them just as much? Who doesn't want to have fave be a formative positive influence in their life, making you more comfortable doing new things so long there as fave's tender hands to guide you along the way?
>>587178596>says this>gets angry at black kris
>>587178775>making up someone to checkmate
>>587178515Never understood this nitpick. It's not censorship it's a choice for text flavour.>inb4 "it's retarded"Well that wasn't your original point fag
>>587178835as if that isn't what that greentext is doing?
>>587178909i envy you
>>587172714I'm getting strong abdominal pain and I can't tell if it's because my intestines are passing around a weird shit, if I'm having horrible period cramps or if it's both
>>587178967>hurr well there are people who do say thatwhich was the point of my original reply retard
>>587178596>He has no actual canon race, and you can imagine him as whatever race you want him to be!What? I've never seen anyone say this. Even if they do draw Kris brown I've never seen them say the second thing. Picrel
>>587178894Self-censorship is still censorship.>Well that wasn't your original point fagWhat?
wife~
Stop using Twitter
Why is rancid, expired bait that used to get spammed every thread getting replies
stop shitting
>>587178004https://youtu.be/GB_aPqMr1Uw?si=Pi-ZuVKKl64igjbqSavor the moment you're in now. Find ways to express your passion to get it out of your heart and mind and into the world. Drawing. Modding. Making. WRITING. Even if you can't make things creatively getting all your thoughts about the game into one big word document is actually a great way to get it somewhat out of your head. I had a lot of complex thoughts about Look Outside when I played it and I grappled with them for like two weeks until I wrote them down in a schizophrenic document and it cleared my head something great. If you want to share the wait, share your writing or your creations with us. Some people here make wonderful things like picrel. It doesn't have to be good to share either, I make plenty of low quality stuff but if it's fun to make that will shine through to those who feel the same.So you can either "burn through" your passion and go very hard and burn out on Deltarune, or you can "slow burn" the passion and nurture it with community and creativity. Those are the only two ways I have found to deal with the wait. Good luck anon, we're in it for the long haul.
>>587179232B-But my following of bots...
>*fucking goddamn CHOKES fave*
>>587179232the app is so boring and dumb. i tried it, followed and liked ONLY ut/dr related posts. 5 days later feed is flooded with random ai posts, memes, those game decomps or whatever. also some of the most idiotic deltarune discussion is there, the worst thing is you can hover over the profile and see it's just teens flaming each other. sadly most artists are there but what can ya do
>>587179232I can't download new art otherwise
>>587179551I just keep the links to some artists I like and look at their art and others' art by using another site, like twitterviewer or whatever nitter instance is still working. Beats having to make an account with my face attached.
who is the knight? who is ERAM? who is in the code? only ymir knows
>what are you doing in the dark world>MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
>Fangame has legitimately cool ideas>Music is the worst dogshithttps://youtu.be/NQ3tGYXGnlQ?is=w-NQLC2PtVmxOomD
why are you locked in the darkworld?
>>587179882trooncore faggame kys nigger
FAVE DOES NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
>>587179960calm down babygirl
>>587178775No, but people were really mad a Kris being depicted as white.
>>587179757>who is the knight?Dess' body>who is ERAM?The demon Catti and Kris summoned>who is in the code?Dess' soul
>>587179757Dess, Kris' headband, Dess.
>>587180018is this artist confusing chara with kris? wtf are they on about?
>>587180018
>>587179336>>587177618How embarrassing I replied to the wrong post. I now present my neck for justified and lawful execution by decapitation.
>>587179960Shartybot malfunction?
>muh twitter screenshots
Kris is like an olive to me.
>>587180140No. Some people draw Kris as a white kid, and that makes him mad because he hates white people.
Mewmew's unfastened and jiggling butthole~
>>587180201this is lego person kris erasure
>>587180018>>587180201>People were mad>It's just one person over and over againSomeone's got a grudge
>>587179960You talking to me?
Kris is a hawk to her
>Twitter screenshot with a pony PFPGENTLEMEN…
LE FAVE?WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?!?!
>>587180321I thought this was one of those weird massive diaper fetish images for a moment.
Homer Maggie Bart Santa's Little Helper
>>587180363
>>587180412You think there aren’t a bunch of people in the comments that agree with the moderately popular artist’s garbage opinions?
hello there.how about some fave food?
>>587180704The Catti dark world images make me so sad in hindsight. We really thought she'd matter
Hey utg! Let's dance!
>>587155505Carol and companyAssortment of goonshttps://d.uguu.se/WwhWDxge.png
>>587180819you think there aren't a bunch of people in this thread who don't give a single shitgo back to fucking twitter and stay there
>>587180879
>>587180542I kneel
>>587180909I thought you were doing silhouette practice or something when I first saw these, didn't know they were WIPs
>>587180826Got some old greens if it counts in these dire times.
>>587180542*TF2 sting plays*
>>587180845I-It's not true she can still be relevant shut up shut up!!! Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
>>587180542I lol'd
>>587180932You’re clearly not one of them.
>>587180018Notice how they had to draw an entirely different and off model Kris to convince the audience that their shade of skin matters.
>>587180819>WAHHHH PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST DISAGREE WITH ME
>>587180932He's fishing for (You)s just ignore him as best you can sadly, "people" like that just live for stimmies
>>587180983I kinda was but then I also felt like trying to do regular lines too
>>587180909carol probably doesn't bother with contraceptives anymore does she
>>587181116i keep saying thisover and over and overif i wanted to look at or participate in whatever is happening on twitteri would be there, and not hereyou people's insistence that there be no place on the internet where twitter bullshit can be ignored is irritating to me
Do the Undertale/Deltarune universes have the same problem of the gay furry VNs being the best porn games out there? What am I saying, they definitely do. Straight monsters are probably making AI-generated hmofa ntr or something bleak like that.
>"snf"
>>587180909new drawfriend? that's a cute raly
>>587181550These universes were concieved pre-AI and still live in a pre-AI utopian paradise.
>>587180996i really like this asriel, sauce?
ai is good tho'gaster said
>>587172714I am so extremely upset that Toby fabricated the cutest Tenna keychain and made it japland exclusive, if I ever see the dog in person I'm castrating him live on a stream
>>587180909lovely carols
DEATH FAVE ZONEACT 1
>>587181832JAPAN OWNS YOU
>>587181832which keychain?
>>587180995>haha>not fahahaRuined
>>587181662ralsei's armpit pov
>>587182139Don't make me wish Papyrusknight was real.
>>587181978
>>587182243oh my god
Goat who stares at men
>>587182243Cute stuff, but I wonder if this thing can survive being carried in a pants pocket along with the keys. Probably good to put on a bag or something though.
Tenna causing a birthrate crisis as women refuse to marry real men instead of him
>Japan3d figurines of the characters>Americaenamel ornament of a fucking house
>>587182139That has got to be one of the best smear frames I've seen.
>>587182507I think it would survive being unprotected, but probably at the cost of getting all dirty and gross
>>587182587There's only one solution: make Tenna real
>>587182369>>587182539goat that boats
Tenna causing a birthrate crisis as women keep using his nose cone to perform abortions
>your knight candidate isn't the knight>your ship isn't winningWhat's the point of giving a fuck about playing this game? Hope 7B will reveal Gaster, but Noelle goes full le chara and shuts your game off?
>>587182671>got frustrated playing a game>instinctively shouted "BAAAAA"
>>587182632I have the Tenna figure though and I live in Texas
Tenna accidentally solving the birth rate crisis by causing all women within a 10 mile radius of himself to become spontaneously pregnant.
>>587182750many goatposters do this!!
>>587182697That won't work, he keeps impregnating them with his seed instead.
Gay anons, would you magically become a woman if it meant you could bare Fave's offspring?Not like in a transgender way. Like in a genie magic way where you are fully functional.
>>587182850GOAT life
>>587182820>the Teletubby effect
>>587182587I still wouldn't date or marry let alone have kids even if Tenna didn't exist
>>587183047BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Tenna being a neutral bystander to the declining birthrates
>>587182968i don't want to have kids
>>587182979goats who stare at lifeand wonders
>>587183243Incorrect, no kids means nobody to watch him. He will start airing porno 24/7 in order to encourage reproduction
>>587183180replace the left flag with the map flag
>>587182718>>your ship isn't winningStrong minds don't need canon to enjoy their favorite ships, they make OC themselves
>>587183374Do you think only kids watch TV or what?
>>587183214such a cutie
>>587183259Why not?
>>587183442Kids become adults
>>587183267>“Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.” - Marcus Aurelius
>>587183585sounds like a GOAT
>>587183542So?
>>587183756(Farts and burps loudly)
>>587183657
>>587183869
>>587181382You ARE participating in it
>>587183917
>>587183491I refuse to believe someone is so clueless as to not know the most common reasons as to why not everyone wants to have kids
>>587184054
>>587184162
>>587182968i also don't want kids. i do want to leave something behind but not a child
>>587184256
>>587184265A poop?
>>587183491i am tired and inactive as it isas a parent i would likely end up doing only the bare minimum and be completely inactive otherwisekids ought to have parents that are willing to play with them, not ones that just want to sleep for 72 hoursand this is presuming i'm otherwise financially capable, which i am not
>>587184354
>>587184568
i never cared for hyperdeath asrielpretty much all other forms of him are better except the ones that make him a fat slob college student
Is your fave evil?
I hope Asriel is a fat slob college student
>>587184610I grow more tired by the second. Thanks for posting goats with me!Good night, fren! :)
>>587184824thank you too! sleep well fren :)
>>587184785I really hope so cause then she would be relevant.
>>587182968I'm not gay but if I could also magically get pregnant from lesbian sex, I would do it
I hope Asriel is an animated collective swarm of maggots.
>>587185124why do foids hate asriel so much?
Catty Bratty and Nice Cream guy were all impregnated by Pizzapants thanks to the Hometown Breeding Act signed into law by Senator Carol Holiday
i want asriel to be a rapist and i hope he rapes me
i want asriel to be a vapist and i hope he vapes
>>587185284why are moids so based?
Pizzapants went to prison after impregnating the light blue flower in Asgore's shop
>>587185373built different :D
>>587181374Almost certainly not>>587181702Nope, I’ve been around for a little while at this point. I guess those drawings were in a slightly different style maybe?Either way, thanks! I’m glad you like him!>>587181835Thank you :)
>>587185430that is how you get to pressure wash her uterine wall
>>587182243Why the FUCK IS THIS EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587184813just fat is ok
i want asriel to rape me but i want him to constantly re-assure me that it's what i want
>>587185806this is so fucking repulsive
>>587184785Mmmmm... No.
>>587185986i know zelda is so fucking cringe
>>587185731Toby's the most annoying type of weeb
>>58716289855 hour work week
Some people in here should be punched in the head
>>587186650what did i even do????
People like Hydrocephaly Harry, who can't survive without a solid knock to the skull every 10 hours due to the fluid in his skull.
0 hour workweek
I was dying today, can't believe how hard is to survive for 8 years or more.
>>587186816Noelle Kirk over here
It's so hard for me to get a boner anymore...
>>587186816Job application darkner
>>587186816it's a little sad that otherwise humanist and thoughtful young people are becoming right wing because of their very understandable dislike/suspicion of gender ideology. the left needs to let that shit go immediately
8 year work week
>>587172714My crush on an anon is so intense and unrequited its frequently painful but it's ok
Do wokies read this scene as serious evidence for trans ralsei?"Of course!" seems kinda mocking in "of course!!! slay queen" style, nah bro seems less mocking imo
>>587187195>has a crush on numbers cucumbersmany such cases!!
>>587187317why does he have to be a woman to enjoy pretty dresses?cant a princely boy enjoy dressing up in frilly outfits on the weekends?
i half reckon dess will be used akin to chara wherein shes more as a plot device rather than a legitimate character of her own right and trying to focus on her could be a misreading of the story as a puzzle instead of a narrativei do think we'll learn more about her, but im not sure she'll be anything more than a device to convey what happened That Day and what happened to Kris in the same way Chara conveyed Asriel's past and transformation
>>587172714i'm going to be annoyed by 5 until 6 drops like this is the one case where i can confidentially say the fans had better ideas
i want ralsei to be trans so he can call me a cissoid faggot as he rapes me
i can't wait till the people who hated 5 are absolutely filtered by 6
>>587187564Crazy how this one image has more respect for Undyne than the entirety of Chapter 5.
>>587187559Dess is the player behind the CRT we see in ch5b ending.
>>587187651can i just have a good game to enjoy please that isnt out to strangle me
>>587187386made a disgusted face irl
>>5871876515ags be like "i hope the rest of the game sucks too hmmph!!"
>>587187818ooo you mean a hand drawing? can i see it?
did you know DELTARUNE has been in development longer than ELDEN RING
>>587187965elden ring is a far larger game and way more complex so it has more staff
I think Flowery could've beaten the crew if he wasn't so hesitant about it. "Show me your dream is greater than mine!" how about YOU show them YOUR dream by actually PROVING it instead of giving Ralsei reasons to gloat about how his Fountain is so much better than yours?
>>587187965kinda unacceptable desu.
>>587187195Maybe you should take the initiative.
>>587187651The main criticism was that it had to follow up 4’s ending.>>587187867People like you are why they get so defensive.
>>587187195Which artfriend is it? :3c
>>587187965it's ok because deltarune gives us more stimmies
>>587187965deltarunes development budget probably went into the millions by now huh
>>587187651if anything is the opposite since chapter 6 will not have your little scrimbles
>>587187195I have one like this too but it’s not so bad it’s painful yet
>>587172714I accidentally doxed a drawfag and now I'm consumed by the fear that I'll just drop the info out there if they piss me off enough.
>>587187448Because the trans folks think that every feminine man is repressing his desire to be a girl.
>>587187867Does 5agsfag ever leave the thread lmaoHe basically lives here now
>>587188809What?
>>587188809Which one?
>>587188809?
im repressing my desire to become a 12ft tall muscular beefcake barbarian who wears metal armor with spikes and keeps naked faves on chains while i recline on my skull throne in my giant throne room made of 50% rusty black steel and 50% solid gold
>>587187448>>587187317Why lie like this? The idea behind trans Ralsei is that their arc is about finding themself and denying their place in the prophecy. The prophecy forced Ralsei to be a "prince", but they actually want to be a princess. this would Subvert the prophecy's expectations and allow Ralsie to gain the confidence required to accept herself. Also Lost Girl plays for Ralsie.
>>587179882i was like "i dont get it the music has been pretty good so far" and then the vocals started
>>587188276I have no idea how to even broach the subject without making things weird, also I don't think it would work out for a lot of reasons. >>587188662It just makes my heart feel like its being squeezed because of the strong emotions
>>587188962they're doing the "oOoO get scared drawfags" thingy
>>587189072Subtle bait, but still pretty obvious
>>587189072he only ever proposes the idea of being a princess if its what other people wanted from him, not that he wanted it himselfdid you not read the dialog?
>>587177438As long as you have the money, Anon. I recommend a Pacifica 012 and a Vox Pathfinder amplifier. Those are probably the best low-price-range options for beginners.
>>587189049susie...
>>587188809What would they do that would piss you off enough to dox them?
>>587187137"humanist and thoughtful young people" don't make suicide jokes about people they disagree with
>>587188565chapter 6 continues the story which means it has what toby thought was important, which you have already proven to not understand or like
>>587187195Having a crush on a cute drawanon is normal....right?
>>587189072>The prophecy forced Ralsei to be a "prince"It really didn't tho' but I was talking specifically about that cutscene
>>587189358I have 12 Noelle concubines, one for each day of Christmas.
>>587187317i've never read any amount of sarcasm into the 'of course!' option and thought the 'nah bro...' option seemed strange and ill-fitting ('good. keep smiling' tier). i don't like trans ralsei but reading it this way seems like a huge reach to me
>>587189438sure I guess only chapter 5 was important
>>587189405/utg/ niggas get mad when the wind blows in the wrong direction
>>587189846>wind blowsracism towards bj champions
>>587189319She doesn't fully know if she wants to be a girl yet. She feels like she has to be everyone's "fluffy boy", did you play the game?
>>587189846Yeah that's why I'm asking who because I drew for this place once and I don't want my shit stolen because of a passing whim
moooom they're rping again
american hours
Fave takes the McDonalds Super Size Me Challenge.
>>587190001you're probably safe i have good reason to believe it's about me
>>587190135why
>>587189145The only thing I can truly offer is cold virtual sympathy.
Do you think Tony will let this woman with cancer see the ending ?
>>587190103AMERICANS eat BURGERS and shoot up SCHOOLS hahaahaha
If Deltarune really takes place in the 2000s Alphys rolled in Super Size Me on the roller cart tv and Susie has to hold in her laughter when Wesley Willis's "Rock N' Roll McDonalds" starts playing
Americans WIPE their BUTTS with PAPER.ROFL
>>587190210no lol
>>587190210rape correction for this foid
>>587190103>racism towards lardasses>>587190114>racism towards lardasses>>587190282>racism towards lardasses>>587190314>racism towards lardasses>>587190358>racism towards lardasses
Who are numbersfrens someone teach me.
>>587190210There's no way to verify this, terminal cancer hoaxes are some of the oldest kind on internet communities
Toby should make Ralsei Jax 2.0
>>587190394rape correction for this moid
>>587190210He'll have to kill her before she leaves that room
Deltarune but it's Jak 2, with guns.
>>587190358>Americans WIPE their BUTTSgood one
>>587190479But Kris is already Jax 0.5
>>587187317Ralsei isn't a trans girl. Most of the fanbase is willfully blind to the hints of Ralsei and Kris being plants. They're both "they/them" because plants are literally both male and female. It's not NB or transgender stuff, it's androgyny.>Ralsei is constantly associated with trees (the weed jokes take on a double layer of meaning) to the point his silhouette and door resembles a tree>Kris wears the colors of golden flowers and is connected to ROOTS in the prophecy
>>587190394Bullet in your headYour body cremated and ashes dumped down the toilet because nobody cared enough to give you a funeral
>>587190459i am swedishi am a silly guybut most importantlyi am a boykisser
>>587190479I would be ever so slightly sad. Ever so slightly.
>>587190210Toby hates italian girls!
>>587190180Cold and virtual....stings but I understand. It'll go away.
>>587190591ralsei is a boy and kris is a corpse tho
Very very bad thread. I think it's time to give up
American Fave freaking kills you by stuffing 23 Declarations of Independence down your throat, asphyxiating you.
>>587190731cute corpse
>>587189145>squeezedI’m still just at the stage where I get giddy when I see them. I don’t think I could ever do anything about it though out of fear of making it weird like you said. It’s hard keeping the right boundary when you’re self-friendzoning yourself. Good luck, said fave
>>587190591Honestly, both of them discovering and/or embracing their plant powers and using them in the final act would be a cool twist
>>587190687thankfully I'm a boy, where is my chapter 6 toby?porco dio
>>587190720I liked a guy like that too, once. It just never seems to work out the way one wants it to, huh...Don't worry, my sympathy is very warm IRL. It's just that the internet struggles to carry it over.
>>587190781
>>587190781see you tomorrow
>>587190894Unfortunately, that's exactly what's gonna happen but it won't go the way you think. There is a reason behind the inverted Deltarune symbol popping up multiple times: it is the sign of the true prophecy where the Angel is composed of two Darkners and a Lightner, whereas the prophecy followed by Hometown and Ralsei revolves around two Lightners and a Darkner.Toby already told us the ending. The Dragon fights the Angel and it's our choice as to who we side with.
YOUR DEALING WITH A WHITE FAVE CELL HERE!!!!!!!
goognight utg, i am going to bed now, cya tomorrow.
>>587191237You're supposed to say "The thread will be better tomorrow"
I could have died today because I was choking on food, fuck life is strange
>>587191414i'm glad you're still here
>>587191314it wont be but youll still be here
>>587191414if you lived in the uk you could go to prison for thatsaid susan
>>587191414i agree that game sucks
>>587191510I'm not that guy but yeah probably
>>587191296Little did he know that this would be the last time he ever went to sleep, and that he would never wake up again.Sayonara Ralseifag.
>>587191459Thank you anon, let's not die for many more years
>>587191414My first thought was that there was a trailer for a new Life Is Strange and it was so bad you inhaled your food
>>587190834i remember when i felt that way towards a certain someoneexciting days, those were
>>587191242Sounds like a great payoff, I like this theory a lot
americans choke on burgers and die because they're stupid and FAT
Does Deltarune have a better soundtrack than Final Fantasy 7
what if fave freaking spread em and pooped and farded and shidded and diarrhead and excreeted all over your computer
>>587188962>>587189046Was not careful in how they posted their art on various ENG social accounts, and the result is I found their foreign FB which omits all nerd interests, but has enough basic info to make connections. The mistake is believing a language barrier was a good enough shield.>>587189405Uses anonymity to harass people despite being a namefag. They are ESL and their specific english mistakes come from their original language rules overriding english rules.
>>587189417Join the 41%
>>587191738such is the way of the worm, I suppose
>>587192075she's thinking about what she's even going to do with that many sex dolls of herself
>>587192130ohohoho damn it's actually not about me nevermind >>587190001 go back to being scared
Chapter 3 is the most important chapter thematically isn't it?I feel like chapter 5 lose against chapter 3 even on that
>>587192217Noel your mother Carol is worried about how your spend your time online. After all, young men hold 70-80% of the suicide rate. Please seek help before it's too late...
>>587192075so called free thinkers when I ask them to borrow a pen
>>587189145
>>587192386lol
>>587190874pretty...
>>587192398WR Noelle: (eats the pen while laughing maniacally)
so are darkners real or nottoby doesnt even fucking know
>>587192305Nah it's not me either based on that infoHope whoever it is changes their passwords and usernames and stays safe though
>>587192485i say we tracktoby fox down andskin himlike thge dog he is
>>587192327Chapter 3 is thematically important to the role of the Darkners themes & suchChapter 5 is thematically important to the dealing with fate themes & such
it's surprising i dont like berdly. normally i go nuts over stereotypical bespectacled nerd boy characters. maybe he's too zoomer coded for me
>>587192558i saw we fucfking hunt him down and fucking draw and quarter him and put his head on a pike
I'm going to say it, I'd rather see the gay goats ERPing than have to deal with more Chapter 5 argumentsI'm so sick of it already
>>587192485yes but not really because toby is an hypocrite and they have merchandise so they're second class citizens basically
>>587192065That's a lovely fishWhat'd be a good place to take Undyne out for a date? First or any subsequent date
>>587192485the lightners arent real either. only WE are real
>>587192217Heh, what a predictable creature
>>587192802Speak for yourself bozo *fades away*
>>587192616not really
>>587192667I thought he'd become a bit much when he first appeared, but his tirade while you're supposed to save Noelle from the conveyor belt won me over
>>587192485Darkners are "real" in the sense that Undertale is "real", hence why they're both sold as merch. Anything made of dreams is made of Darkness, but with enough Determination, a dream can become real.>b-but dreams aren't real!Only within the materialistic Western sense. Within Hindu/Buddhist metaphysics, dreams are no less real than life as we live it because life itself is one single dream/illusion.
>>587192485its like hes stuck in some king of clopen state...
>>587193038so I can easily live in my dreams since they're as much real as life?
>>587192461That's one of my most majestic Asgores, I really love it>>587192763Cheese fries at Grillby's and perhaps an action movie
>Chaos, chaos!>Uuu, chaos!
>>587190475couldn't she just show medical records? anyway i don't doubt there are people out there with terminal diseases who might never see the ending of this game but i hope that's not true, it makes me really sad. fuckass toby
>>587193280Wonderful gif
>>587193317nope, people died in accidents while waiting for deltarune, what makes her special?
>>587192485I don't believe static objects actually observe the world at all before they are submerged into the DW. It's the perceptions of the fountain maker that gives them their personality.This includes the flowers too, all their traits stem from Kris, but the only difference is that they have free will so that they don't necessarily play along with Kris.
>>587192667i know i dislike him because he's too "realistic" a nerd and he's a bird to boot. i like nerds best when they aren't into anime and manga, have them really love the occult or embedded programming or literature or something romantic like that
Noelle listening to Life Is But A Dream by Avenged Sevenfold and having a moment of quiet realization
guys i have a big shit stuck in my ass can we make ralsei have an axe wound for me
>>587193317Reminds me of that story about Oda telling a terminally ill One Piece fan, which was a hoax. Idk man. It is very sad if true but I'm extremely skeptical of this stuff always
>>587193414it's sad that anyone died while waiting for this game but in her case she's still alive so idk
>>587193229Not exactly. The world of Deltarune is unnatural due to Gaster's influence dividing the Light from the Dark. Only through fixing this separation can Undertale be born, a world where fantasy and reality are one.
>>587193530are you saying oda told the dying op fan a lie?
>>587193280Reminds me of the Beetlejuice cartoon show
>>587193710No the incident just never occured it was some slop story made up
>>587193280Cute gif! Sad that they never interacted with each other :(
one piece fucking sucks anyways and is literal slop for fat obese nigrsrzrsrs
>>587193782oh
oh.... caro....
Do you think Toby will ever explain Turdners?
>>587193030yeah i don't hate the guy, hopefully he actually does something in the game besides be a popsicle>>587193483that's true. i guess berdly has the issue that he's not actually that nerd(l)y, too
>>587192616I legit don't understand what the themes of chapter 5 are"Love" kinda falls short because in this chapter, nobody really understands a thing about love, except for maybe Asgore who spends the whole chapter investigating the Dark World and at the very end realizes he should stop bothering Toriel"Wanting to be what you are not/cannot be"? Flowers are poor imitations of humans, but Ralsei is encouraged to try and become something different that he currently isn't (whether it means trooning out or something else), so I'm not sure why he potentially gets to succeed when everybody else in the chapter fails (though you could argue Pink gets to do that too)I've read a long fucking blog post suggesting that chapter 5 was heavily rewritten and maybe even was supposed to happen before chapter 4, it's either that or maybe Toby meant it when he said 5 is just a fun adventure, so we aren't supposed to think too hard about it
>>587193280>AGE, AGE! IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME. UEE HEE HEE!!
>>587187195pixelanon i know you have a crush on fujoanon
Toby should tell me the ending. I'm terminally ill (autism) and I will pinky promise to not tell anyone about it
>>587193483i meant to type anime and/or *video games >>587193937>i guess berdly has the issue that he's not actually that nerd(l)y, tooi think he's pretty nerdy unless you mean his love for games seems to stem from a desire to know more about them than anyone else, or at least seem like he does
>>587194121a swing and a miss
>>587194019>said jevil as he played bingo with aqua in the retirement home
>>587190210>https://x.com/oftherebvellion/status/2119359768770867545>7.5k likes alreadyToby might actually do it
>>587193943Link to the blog post? curious
>>587193943>I legit don't understand what the themes of chapter 5 arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM
>>587194256jinglekeysanon would you wax my asshole
bro look the HUMAN SOULS remember those?! o_0 bro chapter 1 remember chapter 1?! A-A-A-ASGORE IN HIS UT ARMOR BRUHHH AUUURAAAAA haha flowey? well, he's flowery now ;) ~! zomg ralsei in a princess dress :00 ZOMG SUSELLEEEE XDDD jingle jingle jingle jingle
>>587194256kinda relaxing but the guy's breathing ruins it though...
>>587194445
>>587194518chapter 5 raped this anon, his family, his friends, stole his car, kicked him in the stomach, spat on him, and broke both his legs
>>587194250Google Reassembling Deltarune’s Dismembered Plot
>>587193943The point of Chapter 5 is so it can be skipped in the weird route. this is also themes and such
>>587193253>Cheese fries at Grillby's and perhaps an action movieWhat kind of an action movie?
>>587194183i guess the definition of nerd has kind of changed over decades, i feel like geeks used be enthusiasts and nerd used to mean you could take a radio apart at home. now it probably just means you have strong opinions about marvel movies. but its all just tropes at the end of the day i guesssaid uhhh alphys reading her copy of retainers monthly
>>587194612This has been his posting gimmick for months don't be rude about someone's OCD ritual.
Ohhh was the anon that had an unrequited crush on another anon 5fagsfag having a crush on jinglingkeysanon? So cuuuute~!
>>587194186i know you do
Guys, I just woke up and had a dream where the final boss was a cyan-colored heart using a discarded vessel as a meat puppet.I think it would be cool to fight Kris original soul
>>587194795oh yeah well i think it would be STUPID i think deltarune is STUPID i think you're DUMB for liking it
>>587194795Element: Meat/Puppet
>>587194701i want to fuck OCDanon
>>587194736Who the fuck is jinglingkeysanon
i want to fuck all the virgin losers in this thread
>>587195002A guy who hates Chapter 5 and compares it to jingling keys every post hemakes. He's been around for a while
>>587195047It’s what they want.
>>587194967You'll have to insert the penis JUST rightThen take it outRepeat 4 times, but not more
I want to dethrone all the small balls in this thread with a sharp attack
>>587194650Jason Statham-esque
>>587195147this is what happened to kris on THAT DAY and is why they go by they/them now
>>587195112Ah, sounds like someone whose posts I would mentally block out
>>587195047what about obese smelly unwashed virgin losers with small dicks and various skin conditions and mental illnesses
It's okay, /utg/.You can all be my wives and hold my skull cups filled with wine when I finally take over the western world and rule it with an iron fist.
>>587194636I can't find it, which site is it on?
Sex with Toriel, QC, Alphys, Mettaton, Queen, Catty, Bratty, Catti (adult), Dess, Ralsei, Wicabel, Miss Mizzle, Green, Pink, Blue, Carol, Fujo.
>>587195047yayyy
>>587194612Chapter 5 also raped me, but it did it really halfheartedly and I fell asleep halfway through.
>>587195047Even Michael?
>>587195486https://grayjayblog.wordpress.com/2026/10/01/deltarune-dismembered-plot/
Sex with Blooky
Blex with Sooky
>>587195047Terrible day to be a virgin winner, oh well.
Handsome bones.>>587172714PRATE ruined my Wordle streak yesterday and I'm actually pissed about it. Genuinely peeved.
eye contact with carol
>>587195701>step inside Napstablook>"ah."
i will not argue with galsei fags
>>587195236That might doThanks mate
napstablook bath mat sex mod
hehehe i guessed prate
found glue
>>587195559that picture of all the chubby gyarus that’s been going around twitter, but it’s all of these characters
matpat sex mod
Ralsei diaper mod
This will be Krisoul in deltarune chapter 7B
>>587196050we have no proof mettaton isnt a chubby gyaru
>>587195946She might also like movies like Hardcore Henry quite a lot but I don't think there are many
>>587195559having consensual sex with adult catti and molesting teenage ralsei - dare i say, based?
>>587196223why does the most popular krisoul artist have to have the worst looking kris
>>587196223Kris would be a Zeldachud who is performative about hating Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom when in reality they feel indifferent about those games
>>587195786Fair yeoman
>>587196047vegan bitch meat
Sex with forcefem Rouxls, my fat slobbish body pounding into his bone blue booty in a skirt
>>587196445King arent you supposed to be in jail
Linkara deltarune letsplay
>>587195856NOOOOO, how am I supposed to have sex with this sexo ghost. Do I need to kill myself?
>>587196261Hardcore Henry has always been my number one choiceQuite reassuring to hear that recommendation from another person
i want to stroke battat's small erect penis lightly with one finger until he ejaculates
A ROARING KNIGHT CREDIT CARD!?!?!
>>587196734that was the sex....sorry....
>>587196846Don't give me any ideas. Please.
>>587196734I like to think UTDR ghosts can become slightly more corporeal if they put their mind to it, maybe even reach a jello-like form if they try very hard
>>587196498lmao
>>587196846Never leave the hospital without it.
>>587196047he looks good in black
>>587196030My last four guesses were grate, crate, orate, irate, AAAHGH>>587196381En garde!
>>587197126that's more of a grey
>>587197440>pedantic faggotralsei...
>>587196237>male gyaru mettatonive always believed thats how he would dress, or at least thats how i imagine his hair
>>587197556that'd be cute
faveis
>>587197437>teenage Rouxls who hasn't embraced the whole Duke thing yet and is unsure about his calling but is being raised by a stage mom who decides everything for him
>>587197556He looks like he wants me to fill his ass with cum.
>>587197105+2
>>587196050Link?
>>587197956Is Santa like Jesus to the Holidays
>>587197220I think I know exactly the right person to take on this challenge
>>587197956carols love language is gift giving
>>587198251woman who's greatest talent is losing
>>587172714I have so many animation ideas ever since that "here come the cats" one. I already have several story boarded and even one that I've drawn in the whiteboard. I have the resources and the skill but not the drive. how the fuck do these kids do it.
>>587197437I never thought I would say this but I wanna plap that rouxls
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
What if Deltarune Papyrus has big naturals and that's why he's hiding? What if Deltarune Papyrus is based on the early concept where he's a neck-beard that hates women and loves shows about ponies?
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Which UTDR character do you think has the biggest cock?
>>587198645Papyrus is a cop who works the graveyard shift so nobody sees him
>>587198805Farmer Fave
>>587198813It's kinda racist to put the skeleton on the graveyard shift. That's like if they put Undyne on the ocean shift, if such a thing could be conceptualized and effected.
fave wants some salmon
>>587199062I'll show you some salmon. Salmon in my pants! dangly pink salmon covered in hair and waiting for you to touch it. Salmon just for you. Salmon that shoots it's juices all over the place. Salmon.
>>587199234reported
Deltarune took so long to make Luffy became Monky
>>587199289I'll show you a report. reporting how fucking horny i am. you should feel proud that you make me horny. you should take responsibility for making me horny. you should make me even hornier by taking off your clothes. deltarune
as ~~~~~~~~~~~~===<<::::YOU::::>>==~~~~~~~~~~~~~ know
As yuno, you are welcome here anytime. Why does Carol want Kris to become Yuno? Is that a name from the prophecy?
>>587198048I’ll have to find one
Fave laments how hard it is to find good cunnilingus porn.
>>587198198I'd post the ancient fanart of everyone in fancy fencing duels with Frisk, but they're lost in my labyrinth of files.
>>587199542hot
I went to sleep for 7 hours and woke up to the same thread again
>>587195140he will take my dick 5 times and struggle like a good bitch
>>587172714Life is pain. That is all.
>>587199773For a second I thought Carol hit Kris with one of these
>>587200132this has been happening to me lately
>>587200132Good morning. Coffee?
fuck you all youre all fags
love blooms in your thread
>>587199773Was that scene really necessary? I think Toby went a bit too far, especially when he decided to voice Carol for that specific line.
>>587200647
>>587200589>injects you with evil gay juice that makes you a bottom
>>587200000Oh damn it, I think I know which one you mean. It's buried somewhere in my folders as well I'm afraidAlso, wow, checking those digits. Nice quints
>>587200579I will have a japanese cold brew, please.
>>587200747>>587200747>>587200747Hop on
>>587200743I'll stumble upon them eventually. I did find THIS though.
>>587198805aqua. she watched asgores gay porn and thinks all humans have big cocks
>>587199449Hmmm
>>587201120I'm trying to find it myself. So far not quite succesful. It'd definitely help if my collections weren't split between several drives>picNow *that's* a flying fish. At least compared to the alternative of Patented Papyrus' Pelting
>>587202136Found a few!
>>587204015
>>587204309
>>587204513I know there are others, but these ones were conveniently next to each other.
>>587192217That’s would kill at least half of Toby’s fans, but it would also mean Shayy would die, so it’s worth it.
>>587192859Garbage filler character. Chapter 5 was a mistake.
>>587204805
