HD-2D 3D Edition>Demo DaysNEXT: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-71Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-70>AGDG Resourceshttps://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w>Progress Posting Guidehttps://pastebin.com/0xEt5atn (embed)>Helpful LinksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/>How to WebMhttps://obsproject.comhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter>Previous Workflow>>587106382
this thread was made by the ai flooder, you can tell by the weird transparent borders
>>587193114there's no way this is realare 'gamedevs' really just mentally illdo not answer this
>>587193024>yesdevsHmph.>[...] for me problem is its super slow and im just sat waiting for claude [...]
post your game, you won't
>>587193254>NOOOO your game doesn't count because it just DOESN'T!!!kek
>>587193114why do people keep making threads about this balding zoombert is he a gamedev or something?
>>587193358>>587193204
>>587193338>Sitting in your chair and waiting for Claude to finish is "yesdev."
>>587193559
>>587193559where is your game? thought so
>>587193559>sitting in your chair waiting for unreal/unity to compile your game is "yesdev"
>>587193607i sure hope you aren't using a compiler
>>587193559i read the prompts some faggot did in some /v/ thread for his game prompting is seriously a REAL skill his shit was "make it perfect baby" "its all u" "make asssinsin creed" dont take my word for it grab a snack and scroll this is some top quality funny shit https://trbcodex.net/
This is your competition.Feeling scared, yet?
>>587193794bro I can't competethere's 1600 of these games releasing every dayhow is mine expected to shine through..
>>587193794do you guys think the capsule meta is making something that is obviously hand made? even if its of a low quality.
>>587193868Week, not day.
>>587193794looks better than marmo
>>587193786>"when I type /event rocket I want mounds to appear and shoot poop up from the ground and a horse to fart across the sky neighing and then smaller horses farting across the sky. At some point the poop subsides and daggerfall erupts into a giant diarrhea frenzy" (0ee156e6d0)"have it make all the horses go into fatass rendering mode"
>>587193794visuals might be too sloppy but gameplay looks more fun than Mortan
>>587193794>mocking this when you would have been fake nice to marmoreal@tranime devs: this is what /agdg/ really thinks of you
proggy
mortan won btw
>>587194231actual trvke
>>587193794Some of yall sloppers alright. stick to porn, though.
Progress:Just foundered out that I'm dumb as fuck
>>587194329blud is addicted to touching his peepee and thinks he can talk down to anyone or give advice
>>587194329are there any ai porn games better than karryn's prison/enchant farm/black souls 2/scars of summer/night of revenge yet
>>587194476no idea but black souls 2 is not a porn game it's porn adjacent
>>587194385you dont need iq for gamedev in 2026
Hopoo uses AI
>>587193913the whole capsule thing is fucking overblown nowbuyers cant judge on capsule anymore and will have to look at the page now because every faggot ruined it by focusing on """"capsule meta""" something that doesnt really matter and thinking its as imporant as gameplay
>>587194385>higher than 13%I don't give a good damn about the so called browning of the internet
>>587193114>>Previous Workflow>>Progress Posting Guidewhy is every OP retarded fucking hell this general is dead
>>587194523bro i jerked off to raping all the characters in that game it's a porn game. things don't become not porn games just because there's also a game attached, that's just a good porn game.renpy dogshit are barely games.
So now that Demoday is over, what games did you play? What games did you like?
>>587194306TRVKE
>>587194828fuck you don't bring the planet down with you
>>587195087>what games did you play?the ones that consistently post proggy in here
>>587195134yall would rape and enforce your will just like Femto tho, look at >>587195005
>>587195232
>middle of the night>some guy is just below my window yelling something angrily into a phone>i live in bumfuck nowhere
>>587195154thats uuhhhhh none
>>587195327start yelling back about chuddies i swear it works
>>587194828Brown-coded post
>>587195348not true, I post my game here often
Capsule art doesn't matter. Even art doesn't matter (look at how ugly the walls and floors look)Just make a good game, AI or not, and you'll succeed.>>587195005rape is not about sex, it's about power. therefore rape cant't be porn.
>>587195327quick go cower under your bed with a firearm ready
how do i get good at 3d modeling?
>>587195348close. i played Mortan.
indiedevs will try anything before focusing on gameplay
>>587195432would you rape your dad then?
>>587195504jarvis, load saria.blend
>>587195567the other guy is retarded and reading from a psych book or website
>>587195432back in the golden age of hentai rape was the majority of it.
>>587195964Porn is illegal in Japan, thanks for playing.
>>587195985Good.
>>587195985
fellow sisters, did you get your stickers yet?
>>587195985didn't stop rapekino from being made.
>>587196158he looks like the type of person who bans you for posting lolis
>>587196158It really is all a giant fucking grift
>>587196197Rance is literally about power. He's even sitting on a throne.
>>587196256no shit
>>587176890>"oh your artwork is so good!" "sure little kid, want to join my private chatroom so I can groom you?" "send me a picture of your privates or I will kick you out of the private club">>>/wsg/6266656
>>587196197why don't we get studios making stuff like this anymore
>>587196221before getting arrested for CP six months later
>>587196416our 'ponse to this?
>>587196416any lie detected you tranny pedo molester?
>>587196421jew world order via VISA / americans
>>587184863Holy shit youre just like me frfr except I gave up because was too lazy to code
>>587196421American puritanism + gacha stealing all the talent
>>587196647>Jews stop degenerate non-consensual depictions of sexWhat the fuck I love Israel now?
>>587196505the average troon is 40yo
>>587196716>trainme faggot>lazy nodev assholeclockwork
>>587196762of course you do, you only pretend to be against yids when it benefits you
>>587196197This is what Alicesoft is up to these days lol
>>587196762all according to plan my little goyim
fine, i'll help reverse the trend by adding rape to my steam release
>>587197216Won't they ban your game from Steam if you add rape to it?
>>587197294i think steam allows rape scenes so long as both characters are clearly adult
>>587197294I'm going to ban Steam from my game then I'm going to rape Gabe Newell until he comes 6 times.Your era is over.
>>587197294they allow it if it is consensual
I am doing random sampling on Steam new releases. I've noticed a lot of Unity horror games with 0 reviews that seemingly have no AI usage. Dunno why they keep uploading this type of slop. It's usually their only game associated with their Steamworks account.
>>587197402so gaben personally lets games through the review process if her pupils go heart-shaped mid-rape?
>>587197506I would say at least a third of porn games I see feature that
>>587197464This one is doing a little better. It's his fifth horror game, though.
Just using vibes, this game has no business flopping. Looks fairly high effort and ticks a lot of boxes.
>it doesn't work
>>587197464the young'uns just love horror games and they're extremely simple to make. its been going on for quite a while.
>>587197294there's a survival/crafting game on steam about hunting raping and cannibalizing women on an island. they don't give a fuck so long as it's not l*li pdf shit.
>>587197819aww your cp site got closed by the FBI huh?
>>587197907they won't like this one
>>587197907More likely they ran out of business after AI 'p replaced them.
>>587196804Anime websiteLazy nodev asshole general
>>587197882yep. all it takes to retire on 1 horror game is for markiplier to play it, or game theory to make a lore video on it, but the out of touch uncs in here wouldn't know that.
>>587198124gore website actually
>>587197907>>587198010
>>587198187
>>587197809>this game has no business floppingWith over 300 games a day, every game has business flopping. Gamedev is completely unsustainable.
>>587196524here's a better place where you can "fight", you won't do shithttps://www.youtube.com/@RealSchlep/
>>587198269From what I am seeing, most of it is noise.Some games still stick out somehow, though.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2842720/ToonSouls_Maker/I accidentally found a game with meta context meme reviews.
if you're making a 3D game on Godot, and get 10 reviews, you are only competing with 24 other games per month, even now at the current zenith of releases.
>>587198836yes its a known grifter's game
okay but where is the fanart guy
>>587198836If Toon Souls ever became an /agdg/ regular schizo, he would be the best to ever do it. Alas, he's confined to Twitter...
>>587199224generating slop with local diffusion models instead of drawing
>>587198425is that bluesky?
Does anyone here know of a very fun game with CURRENTLY fewer than 50 reviews? I am trying my hardest to find a good game with low reviews and even the ones with good reviews look like lazy cashgrabs.
Never forget that disparagement and demoralization posters are shills. WAGMI means: We're All Gonna Make It. Simple as.
>>587199695it's been 12 years now.I haven't made it.
>>587197906Link? I thought they hard purged non-con in 2025
>>587199695heartfelt image
>>587199338
>>587199796bing "Mad Island, Steam"
>>587197464>>587197643im a unity horror master this shit is 100% ai
>>587198169you say it like its a bad thing
>>587200214lol the fuck
>>587200214
>>587199978Thanks
>>587200214That's an expensive bag. I hope that little lady happens to be carrying her father's wallet or else she'll need to find other ways to make it up to him...
should i buy an asset pack or keep making art for my game (rpg)? do these look like interesting characters to you??
im literally gonna remove the half buggy part of my game, fix it and drop it as patch 2.0im 2 smarted
>>587200442looks decent i like the top guy and the old man and bottomthe goblin needs more work
>>587200293she only exists to be abused
>>587200439
I'm going to stream some gamedev tomorrow but I never have anything to say on stream or anyone on chat. can you guys ask me some questions so I can pretend I am doing a q and a
huh?
>>587200773She has huge knockers what the heck
>>587200820Kinda thinking about putting Stan and Roger in my game and giving no fucks about copyright laws
>>587200214>>587200773this mad me feel something but my game doesn't do the same; clearly i've missed something. i have to go back to the drawing board and figure out how i can make people feel something when they play my game.
>>587201002someone on american dad staff lurks /tv/they dropped too many in jokes from there
>be me>open blender>load up a model>...>load up what looks like rigging>pc starts going absurdly slow>remove stuff from scene>stuff still slow>open task manager>nothing out of the ordinary, pc should be running fine>close blender>pc still absurdly slow>restart>fixedI'm really hoping this model didn't have some malware or virus on it that activated upon oipening the file in blender. How else am I supposed to learn? Though idk what cause the huge slow down where even restarting the PC was slow.
>>587201686pretty sure blender by default will just run whatever python code comes bundled with a model when you open it unless you turn that off in settings first.
Just learned that blender can do normal editing now.lmao.Now we wuz Arc system works now.
I recorded this game's review count 7 days after it released at '19' reviews.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4476430/Net_Gains/It has 23 reviews now. 19 reviews in 7 days. 4 reviews in 3 months.These are not all games released that day, of course. But they give insight on long-term trajectories.2,385 -> 4,971https://store.steampowered.com/app/4594150/Sir_We_Have_an_Orc_Problem/510 -> 707https://store.steampowered.com/app/4249850/EShop_Tycoon/392 -> 736https://store.steampowered.com/app/3432480/Shards_of_Order/367 -> 642https://store.steampowered.com/app/4078110/Suncraft/157 -> 241https://store.steampowered.com/app/3968160/Island_Beekeeper/152 -> 349https://store.steampowered.com/app/4530240/Dissolution_of_the_Silent_Union/109 -> 155https://store.steampowered.com/app/3497800/Bonehold/90 -> 143https://store.steampowered.com/app/3364150/WhackAMonster/63 -> 77https://store.steampowered.com/app/4632530/Dog_of_Wisdom/44 -> 70https://store.steampowered.com/app/3136320/My_Infamous_Dungeon/57 -> 60https://store.steampowered.com/app/1485650/Zen_World/25 -> 30https://store.steampowered.com/app/3585760/HEARTDUST/19 -> 23https://store.steampowered.com/app/4476430/Net_Gains/17 -> 23https://store.steampowered.com/app/2527550/Roll_The_Bones/17 -> 18https://store.steampowered.com/app/4794650/Bloodwright/15 -> 17https://store.steampowered.com/app/3780790/BattleshipCrafting/14 -> 16https://store.steampowered.com/app/3041730/Go_North/5 -> 11https://store.steampowered.com/app/2789980/Sinned_Arena/8 -> 8https://store.steampowered.com/app/2467200/Realms_and_Ruins_Abencor/6 -> 6https://store.steampowered.com/app/3682650/Skyward_Bastion/6 -> 6https://store.steampowered.com/app/4073780/Color_Capsules/3 -> 5https://store.steampowered.com/app/3840530/ISPELL/3 -> 4https://store.steampowered.com/app/2878390/Conjurers/0 -> 0https://store.steampowered.com/app/4899720/Quack_or_Die/
>>587202650tldr
Looking to switch to 3D andddddddd I'm now second guessing it.>blenderAbsolutely horrendous.>requirements for making a model and all its required assetsA lot.AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'm not even great at 2D art! Yet a lot of successful games in my niche use 2D but their art is pixel gold tier! What do I do now? Feels like the dream is dead. It feels too complex! I wish I had the necessary money to justify learning all that I need.
>>587202923some random games gained some reviews
>>587202923If your game doesn't blow up at release, it will stagnate forever.
>>5872029323d is easy as fuck just do the 2026 donut tutorial
>>587202932>>blender>Absolutely horrendous.Blender 2.9xx was(is) awesome compared to something like 3d max my retard
>>587202650quack or die looks fun...
>>587202932sis? your opus subscription?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1794175200349623.mp4Not been posted before:https://files.catbox.moe/7mqb9u.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2w159d.mp4Been posted before: https://files.catbox.moe/ry9gpn.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/7zat1n.webm
>>587202650good information, also>/Net_Gains/
>>587203071I tried out 3D modelling long ago, it was very brief but this just feels like too much to handle. If only I had huge enough savings to justify neeting and learning it, all without worrying about gamedev progress.>>587203289I downloaded 5.2. Are older versions better?
>>587203815I love your shit, I hope you find a good artist to pick up the placeholder art
>>>/v/751207115damn I got one shot by this post gonna have to rethink everything now
>>587204032>5.2.WTF I remember 2.xx was much less retarded in ui and faster than 3.xx, but I moved to 3xx due to cooperation reasonsHoly shit I am too much out of the loop
>using blender directly instead of via mcplol
>>587204719>pissbaby
they are recording everything you do on your OS so when you model manually in Blender you are just training your AI replacementthank you for saving me the effort
>>587199601there was a guy around here tracking stuff month by month and he didn't find any games that would be good and underperform
>>587202650>>587205406oh lol didn't read full thread before replying, thanks for doing the good work man, very inspiring :)
ludstatus?
>>587205245good fuck "artists" they are pissbabies
>>587205481gaping
if your game is 'game X but with Y' I will find it and I will point out your grossly understated AI disclosure and then refund it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3x8bpjLm78Have you guys seen this shit?
>>587205864>retarded chink dribblings
>>587205864why don't these fucks just make better games?MOBILE GAMES ARE NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH STEP UP GOOSEFUCK
Streaming DD 71 in about 15 mintwitch.tv/havic_shttps://youtube.com/@havic_s
>>587193114: Hirdrih Technologic ::progress :: Doing work on the Hellhound enemy but there's 2 things she needs work on:>One is the gravity because so far, she seems to fall slowly which already happens with a lot of enemies I added in Nortubel>The second is her attack: Ideally, she sees the player and jumps, then slams the ground with some fire wave thing. The projectile itself is already made but I've yet to do her attack and may need help on it. There's also the sprites too.
>>587206489
not sure what to do about this
>>587206489>Part of the Betz transcordNo thank you
>>587204374Oh, thank you!And I am an artist. I'm an artist primarily in fact.I just see it as a better strategy to get all the feeling / timing / UI down first, and replace all the placeholders later.The murky forest you see so much of in the 3rd and 4th clips, though. That was all drawn by me. And I would consider that a first draft.
Do I have to jump through hoops and prompt with abstracted game mechanics if I want AI to build me a porn game, or can I just come right out and say what I want?
>>587206712>>Part of the Betz transcordoh ruined then, thanks for letting me know
>>587206732thanks I came
>>587206898Did you just say Betz? DROPPED
>>587202650eshop tycoon really just using a pic of jeff bezos lol???
>>587206732do you use ai for coding or do you have a coder?
>>587205864>the first tip is straight outta agdgman im tired of these niggas jockin our shine
>>587207450HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA
>>587207450>no skindentationso close yet so far
>>587207169I had a coder for 3 years and for the past 2 weeks I've been using Claude.Claude has already eclipsed my progress in that time. It's been very easy to replicate mechanics I already had, as well as mechanics I've never touched before.
>>587207565searched that and all i can find is porn
>>587203648It isn't. The gameloop and animations are not at all satisfying.The incremental part of the game barely matters.The controls are very simple, no cool moves to kick the ducks. The game pauses every 60 seconds or so (the pauses last ~5 seconds which is really annoying in a fast paced game) to give you some dumb upgrade.The game overuses slow-mo.The graphics are so bad I can't get used to them.12 minutes of gameplay and I already feel like I saw everything.I am refunding this.
steam has 2-3 years left only nintendo is worth deving for.
>>587207735it is indeed pure sex, but it is not porn, no
>>587208213what about blood circulation?
>>587208115
>>587208550criscore
>>587208550DIS NIGGA FUCKIN FISH GIRLS
>>587208614jej
>>587208550i wonder what he did to get in there, making me feel bad for him
>>587194217Equivalent of comparing marmoreal to vampire survivors, if I were you I would use it to make youtube videos about historical warfare, it will flop as a game.
you could make this and win it big>>>/v/751170435
>>587208115there's no path for brand new developers publishing on nintendo's platform.So you typically have to prove it with prior steam releases.Although i would be interested in seeing someone get approved with just an itch or github
increased supply + flat demand = lower value
>>587209105>>587209209ew stinky
>>587209236AI Chads won
>>587209394twisted testicle spell GO
>>587200442the old guy looks kinoeverything else feels generic and I dont know why
>>587193794I can't even afford a capsule that good. It's so over
>>587209394AI Chads being Amodei and Altman and their products, not (You)
>>587200214:( i feel for her>>587200773:( i can protect her
>>587209105>schizobabblesorry, I wasn't really asking what you think, I was merely calling you retarded broresume
>>587209654but i have the source code and i told claude to keep it local
>>587209507you>>587209654ludlost
>>587209608neither can he his capsule is so good it makes his game look like liquid shit in comparison thereby nullifying it
>>587209757i consneed
>>587209608>>587209867you guys know that's ai right
wtf is "capsule meta"
>>587210056if his game actually looked like that people would be fine with ai
>>587210234niggerino speech about banner art
>>587209102he probably shot a baby and ate it
>>587210323if it looked like the capsule art it would have tricked people. cyber punk shop keeper is all ai and its top seller right now
>>587210574but he's low IQ and didn't comprehend the reaction afterwards, free him
>>587209691What's with flopdevs and the ego? Madone
>>587210752based we need more Madone posting in this gen
fangirls when>>587210806it's betzcord pedo slop go away nigger
>>587210913zamn...
>>587210056I fucking wish AI was that good buddy. If you live in Japan you can just commission these types of capsules
>>587210913dumb fat nip geek
>>587211018>dumb fat nip geeki would bust inside her all the way and then anal
>>587211115she looks underaged though
>>587211016funny thing is that even a particularly good image gen and its still good enough to fool your guysgrim, very grim. but not surprising
>>587211183nah mid 20s and tarded just my type
>>587211115>>587211451youre brown irl no one wants your fat brown ass
>>587210965Cute nurse.
>>587211451yeah but she looks underaged, pdf
>>587211115she needs to look where she's fucking going though Mr Hitler, honorary or not
>>587211505i'm white>>587211545you're retarded
>>587211204nevermind it looks groked as fuck. The only thing I'm in doubt with are the slimes, and the AI did a good job with the title as well but has mistakes all over. Sorry for not being to detect AI in a 10x10 4chan image anon, it won't happen again
>>587211574i want to cum on her face
>>587211590>i'm white
>>587211619LLMemes love the overly bright and blurry backgrounds trying to be DoF, it's always an immediate sign.
>>587211619you are a fucking meme and a disgrace my brotheryou don't get to complain about AI slop anymore - you can't even detect the most very basic GPT image slop
>>587211728
>>587211545nigga its japan they are probably 25 and 40 years old respectively
>>587211908>reposting his own fake 'ox I cachinnate.
>>587212039moment
>>587211619he probably genned his capsule art 500 times until he landed on the right one>>587212020>they are probably 25 and 40hence why pdfs love that country so much.they use it as a loophole.
>I fucking wish AI was that good buddy. If you live in Japan you can just commission these types of capsulesYeah kek, don't bother disclosing AI use.
>>587212039
>>587212343@grok analyze this unc meme so i can btfo him again
>>587212409go watch bad santa yunc
>>587212471is it available in bosnian?
>>587212540
better finish up that project soon sloppers
>>587212660That's just one city.
>>587212660the definition does not apply to current AI, only some retarded super AI of the future, it's dumb and retarded and the old hags who made this law should be vanned and put in gitmo
>>587212775>including through apps and browsersit's pretty clear it's talking about the groks and jeepity's
>>587212921negative
>>587212660this is barbaric.
>>587212969the us literally renamed ai to si
>>587213083it's still not applying to modern AI llms, go look it up fucknuts
>>587213152ludseethe POW
>3 entries from Kritzinger
>>587213214even DD is getting filled with AI slop
>>587213214the future of Demon Day
>>587212660two more weeks
>>587212660
>>587213214he is using super intelligence (si, the thing bloomington banned)unlike ai, si can develop games 100-1000 times faster than humans can.
We need to ban AI; otherwise, our human slop will lose value!!!
>>587213214its actually 4 and theyre all dogshit
>>587213393the lu's wont like this one...
>>587211908now hold up a timestamp of todays date since you own a webcam lil bro?
>>587213393>implicitly referring to your own creations as sloplol
it's over
>>587213525why, you don't believe that's me?
>>587193559>>587193607If you agentic code instead of vibecode its more like a threeway where the ai is asubmissive bisexual woman.
>>587197001alicesoft is making milf kino
>>587213690>insult to life.jpg
>>587213690>oh my science is that a piston??!?make them self-cleaning then we'll talk.
>>587214291ironically, they'll bring japan into a new age
>>587214469thought it was chinathey're hyping up their robots right now
im making an mmo as my first game :)
>>587214590prove it
>>587214590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRW-h6v84jY
>>587195154so you played ciggy protocol 2?
>>587213690uhm ackshually, what about the journey???don't you know she won't really love you??tsk such an incel
>>587213690>ugly ass human faces>2077
>>587214628You'll steal my idea then.>>587214652I don't listen to this type of music bro post some rap.
stop making incrementals and card slop and move on to the new hidden meta
>>587215139>and move on to the new hidden metathe review buying meta?
>>587215197idk, seems like horse games can't fail
>>587212660I don't get it. Aren't they socialists?SI would be a surefire way to get post-scarcity on Earth.
>>587215139>The Mane Quest
this one is bizarre though, feels like i stumbled on something i shouldn't be seeing
>>587215606>big sir
Fugg this is getting to be too much. I-I might just go back to 2D gamedev. I don't get how Kanna or Alchemickal dev do it so easily! The character models, they seem the hardest to make of all. My game isn't even character or enemy heavy!!!
>>587213214Four. Four submissions.
>>587216834use ai
>>587216834you're fine
>>587215139i don't know anything about horses
My waifu.Someone asked for a demonstration of these in game: soon. I'm about finishing up with the various renders. Most were borked until now and unpresentable in real gameplay, but (almost) not anymore.
thoughts?
*presses f*
I keep slipping from competent AI management to sloppy vibecoding on days where im at my lowest cognitive function but i refuse to rest anyway. It's hurting my ego that i vibecode and entrust my product to a nondeterministic model. it already hurts my ego that ive been using claude code terminal as my main IDE, barely handwriting anything even if i know how everything works under the hood
>>587213214He wouldn't be so bold if Betz didn't harbor him
>>587217792future modern classic
>>587213327im converting to islam and moving to dubai soon, good luck vros
>>587217953welcome to our future, champ. That has been me for the last 6 months of javadev on my dayjob. They pressed us to deliver sloppy code on a tight deadline and deal with the repercussions later. Now they press us to press Claude to deliver somewhat sloppy code in a fraction of a time and spend the rest of my day procrastinating and dealing with the repercussions later. The problem is when they start expecting me to deliver stuff on Claude's timeline and cut my procrastination time. So I'll enjoy it while it lasts, like everything else in my somewhat OK (at least I still have a job that pays ok and allows me to sit at my home) but ultimately soulsucking.I really need a girlfriend, maybe some kids.
>>587218008Why don't you just tell some indie marketing guru about this so they can take him out back?
>>587218470Lol you lament the world and then say you maybe want kids.If this world were real, having kids would be one of the most evil things you could do.
hi guys the ultimate workflow™ is going wellremember to brush your teeth with fluoride free tooth paste you see mandrake, fluoride can rot your gamedev skills and tom of maine used to be good but the glowies got to him. only buy german toothpaste mandrake. those darn krauts and their teeth mandrake. i can tell which devs take good dental care by how good their game is. this is the new meta mandrake.
>>587219165was I really lamenting overall though? I said my job was ok, just a bit soulsucking. What's a better way to push yourself through a soulsucking job than having a family waiting for you at the end of the day? My father did it, my grandfather did it. Having something to strive for does wonders to your worldview. And mine right now is kinda pointless.
>>587219187you aren't using a plastic toothbrush I hope
>>587219694you're replying to a cris post, be careful.
>>587219846not cris, he can't maintain a continuous thought that long.
>>587220335that "mandrake"affectation is a known crispotting sign, see the GONORREAS/Rock lee classic cris post for more info.You gotta do your reps, man.
>>587220526but cris would not start a post with hi guys
>>587206489>Anti AI views>Plays Tendie Kart
>>587221643kek, no surprises there
>>587220526its american cris aka the best dev aka the legend of gameplay aka grim reaper of games the one and only annoying fuck whos been TERRORIZING posting bob and woody megatron and all the HD good crisp captures of memes with good transparency master of the ultimate workflow ™ i'll post my game(s) but id rape most of you guys
>>587221626Exactly. So it's a cris misdirection. Just like his choice of picture and self parodying post of "ultimate workflow". It's a cris stealth post, meant to bait you into replying. Be very WARY of his tricks.
>>587221921no i just can mimic cris perfectlyi think we might be related..some how
>>587221921nah nigga cris is not that deep at all
Never get up.
im not
>>587218470Yeah. Here we are.Sorry you dont enjoy your job anymore. I feel like these new job expectations end up creating lazier environments with lazier, more lethargic workers, since they can just make AI do it.Me, my game isn't even a job, which is why it's even more insulting to my ego that I am actively choosing to use AI. I just wanna get paid for my indie game and get it out in time before my own personal funds run out.
good give upmy will is stronger and i will make the better game so kids will know joyyou have 47 days until christmas are you really gonna let down all those kids?
How bad is it for this small project, I'm using AI to code much of itI really want to learn the fundamentals of game programming but fuck it, we ball tonight
>I really want to learn the fundamentals of game programmingbut i would never ever open a book and read
The floppage of my game made me contemplate suicide very hard. I'm in dire need of some (you)s from frens
>>587223176
>>587223176(You) fren.
is it true that you need to bribe ten people to buy your game and leave a positive review for steam to start recommending your game in the algorithm?
>>587218771Tell them what exactly? "Hey indie Joe, have you heard about v3Expo?? He allows AI guys in his discord but he doesn't like AI!!" You're retarded.
>>587224090>>587223936>>587223675>>587223640>>587223176does cris have a discord? i want to flirt with him
>>587224207
>>587224090Tell him about the recomp project that got submitted as a Demo Day game
How do I make an appealing steam banner if I just used free pixel art assets? I can't draw. Do I just do an ingame screenshot and slap the game name over it?
>>587224336ai
>>587224336hireanartist
>>587224336Hire SI expert on Fiver to generate banner for you. Tokens are expensive. Always offer full support to SI specialists.
>>587224336tell claude to figure it outin my case he took a screenshot of my game, added some post processing filters, and added the game name text with a cool theme-matching font and gradient
>>587224267I'm serious.>>587224298>>587224336>>587224415>>587224551I'm not joking, I'm a femanon you wont believe me but i want to hit on cris, i saw a phot of his belly and i find it really cute
daily reminder that not only do i rape this board daily but im also the one who told bokube about the hidden ps1 classic gem he based his game off of planting the seed of destruction raping this board from all sides. and i used my sharingan to sus out crumble being paper trails how can 1 guy be this spicy
>>587224940daily reminder that you have no game
>>587224979i dont know my screen says otherwise...
God Cristobal, I want you. I want you bad. I live in columbia too and wqe could meet up
nobody cares 'goon
godd cristobal i want you so bad oh my god. i live in columbia too, and we could meet, we could get married, id support u. please just put ur discord or email ill send proof im female. i have black hair and small breasts is that okay
>>587223936it was true in 2021
>>587223936it's 50 now
>>587224940Sharingan Sama what can you tell me about the Protocol
does anyone have cris' discord? genuiunely
can yall believe covid was 7 years ago? almost a decadewhat the fuck did you do since covid?? i didnt do shit i feel like my life has been stuck in 2020
>>587225520who the fuck cares lol post your game real quick lol
>>587225520I earn 250k per year now, was earning 0k per year back then
>>587225598if i had a game would i be posting here? hell nahi have 13 failed prototypes without AI and 9 failed prototypes with AI (so far)
>>587225743post your game real quickthis is a game dev general do you have one?
>>587225786can you post your prototype game real quick?
I made lots of progress this weekend, in case anyone was wandering.
>>587226117any proof? post your game if you can?
>>587226117You have no game.
man, all these utterly garbage ai games made me realize how important it is to have some perception for aesthetic quality.
>>587225954meant for >>587225954
>>587226251post your game
>>587226251gamedev is ironically so easy now, all you actually have to do is make a good game.
>>587225520>ended 3d generalist freelance career>released a game with a small team>shidded n flopped>break up with the team>gambled on stoks>lost>gambled on crypto>lost>released a game with a new team>shidded n flopped>working on a new game
>>587226360>make inflammatory post>expects me to open myself up to being shit on regardless of what my game isNo.
>>587226436'dites won't like this one
>>587226441>>released a game>>released a game>>working on a new gameyou're gmi
>>587226436making the actual game was never the real problem. most successful indie games aren't overly complex. having a compelling idea with good art direction is what's hard. IMO, artists don't need programmers anymore, so technically they should be dominating game dev now.
>>587226441>teamyou do not have a teamand no, discord trannies dont count
>>587225068>>587225151>>587225474settle down mamacita
>>587227216I want him so bad. His bellty needs to get bigger though
mortan > post void
its ludover
>>587227476what would you cook him? just curious hahahaa
I'm going to start playing DD submissions; starting with the least popular and working my way up the list.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/401120/Anode/My game. Check it out.
protocol status?
>>587227956good you faggot everyone is playing your SHIT the least you can do is play their games tooo
Anyone use blender 2.4 still? is it worth it over current?
>>587227956>mortan lower pop than kritz's fantasy nursery slopSad. pathetic.
I spent 8 euros on a game about peeling potatoes and I had funcan /agdg/ make a fun game?
if only mortan played like a fun video game and not rollslop where the rolling doesnt even matter since you can walk backwards faster than they can get you
>>587228359kanna unlists all his games so nobody outside of this general accidentally stumbles upon them
>>587228496>>587228482>>587228456Anyone use blender 2.4 still? is it worth it over current?
>>587228359kritznigger has better art
>>587228708Kritznigger also has an actual video game that someone might have fun with
>>587228359What's your game since you're dickriding a mexican pedo, else im just going to assume you're xim.
>>587228482Backwards movement speed while aiming has a 40% penalty. Even the slowest enemy can catch you if you rely on kiting.
>>587228919dont listen to the haters kana. mortan is pure ludokino
>>587228898ok relax
>kannas gameplay is "walk backwards and sometimes forward and shoot an enemy"add more movement options>>587228912kanna is mexican his twitter profile says "north america" due to him not wanting to show hes in mexico
>>587226147>>587226206I do, I even post from to time. But with the clonage situation I will avoid until I have the game complete.
>>587228919Then why does it feel so boring and sluggish? All I do is step backwards and shoot the enemy and it dies quickly. Where is the challenge
>cloneage situationno one here has been cloned.
Okay, Kanna's being an annoying faggot. I'm cloning his game. Fuck you dumb nigger I'm going to ass rape you with a game that makes yours look like total dogshit in comparison and post it while also having my white face fully visible unlike your brown self.
>>587229473I wish someone would clone my game, it would be funny
>Mortan is UnityslopHahaha yeah. I'm cloning this.
>responds to feedback with a suggestion>WOOOOWW HOW COULD THE DEV DO THIS???I hate the ironic "gamer" pejorative, but you retards are giving credence to it.
>>587225408i blessed you with the shiggy protocol
>>587229576>>587229636>giving kanna free marketing by cloning his game
>Kanna is so scared and thinks IL2CPP will stop it from being reverse engineeredYour game is dogshit and not complex enough for you to avoid getting decomped little brown cuck. LOL
>>587229782As if. I won't make it an obvious clone, just enough that Kanna feels horrible about it when mine sells more copies on my 20k follow twitter KEK.
>>587229939kanna isnt in it for the money, hes here to make games with cute lolis
>>587230040He's going to hang himself with a belt for his mom to find after I make more money than he ever will in his entire life off a ripoff of his game
Removing tedium from work is a good thing, right?
any gamers here?
why is everyone a solodev here? isnt there anyone making games with friends or a team or something?
>people acting as if Mortan will be Kannadev's only gameThis is just the beginning...
i cloned kanna but i had to make it good because i don't have cute and funny to carry me *(i did but his is still more readable) (see : better)its genius reallyeither you make a straight 1 to 1 loli clone and kanna wins or you make a different product and kanna wins he's one of the few that can escape my wrathin the end all that will remain after my conquest of rape and pillage is good games >>587230558you have to be at least this schizo to post here
>>587229804is your art as good and as cute and funny as kanna's?
>>587230558I got a music guy
>>587230558Claude is my fren
horse games really cant fail, look at horse girl facebook, they play literally anything including ai slop. its fucking insane
>>587231016lolthis is the bottom of horse games on steam, and it still got more reviews than some effort games, but also has legitimate issues.Wish i wasn't backlogged so i could experiment with the theory myself.
im drawing the ninja!
>>587231558cute...
>>587230663and by clone i dont mean actually playing his game or opening up the source or anything gay like that. i mean a good old fashion rivalry i dont want to study his gameuntainted by other foreign ideas. what if he started it wrong?what if its too easy?what if its too hard?this is the problem with making a straight clone as you can only go as fast as kanna and i've raped him in progress so badly what is this guy doing all day hes just cris with (1) cute modelmy game is nothing like his at this point and im just razzing himnow kanna, a gift : IL2CPP will break your game on other platforms so be wary
>>587231291really? shit... claude and I could make that in a week
>>587231291 That one is only low rated due to being a worse remake of another game but way worse, so they hated it.https://store.steampowered.com/app/276340/My_Riding_Stables_Life_with_Horses/This has the real reviewsFor any fellow horse devs, basicallyThey want:- Realistic grooming and taking care of a horse (you can find guides about this anywhere)- Realistic horse breeds (coat patterns, manes etc.)- To be able to ride the horse (ideally with horse show mechanics or even just a nice wilderness area to ride and jump)- Accurate breeding genetics / traitsThey don't really care about the art style as long as it has accurate horse proportions - they can tell when a horse is badly proportioned like its legs looking wrong in any art style, just find a low poly horse model. If you can do all these on a good loop you're solid. They will even play ai generated art horses in the most slop style ever if it has extremely good breeding mechanics, there's a few web projects that do this and have their own economies.t. horse developer of mobile games and browser of horse milf facebook where they all share games like wildfire between each other
>>587231990(when I say realistic, I just mean that it abides by reality of raising a horse, the actual mechanics\al gameplay can be boring as fuck as long as they like clicking buttons that are accurate)
>>587232080i think grok forgot to gen- i mean make the NPCs
>>587223176Here's your (you) fren. Don't suicide.
>>587231990horse survivors protocol
After 3 years of attempts and failures, I've mastered a new HD style.
>kitbash arc is backkino
>>587232673This... actually looks good? Holy fuck.
Vibecoding is so fucking hard I wish I could just code things by hand like before.
>>587228342stop being a baby and use the latest one. pushmeet shamadingdong can do it, so can you
>>587232395Theyre there. The ones you see on the minimap there are birds and dogs.The wilderness outside the city hasn't really been fleshed out yet.
>>587232673huh.. cris you could make a game with art like this... wtf
>>587232906ok good
>>587232865yeah, I'm working way more hours now for results that are no better than some teenager who has more free time and energy than me and doesn't consider it work...
>>587232673>named alucard>looks nothing like alucardwhat did he mean by this?
I'm in a state of despair just looking at 3D artistry. If I could do it, my game would make it. The gameplay is there, the lure to buy it just works, but it needs to look good enough. But learning 3D feels near impossible! My pixel art isn't good enough, the requirements are too stringent! Yet 3D, at least for me, looks a lot easier, except modeling itself feels like a near insurmountable skillcheck! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm so close to freedom, I can taste it but I'm getting gatekept by the first step in 3D modeling!!! Why didn't I start learning gamedev when I was 12!!!
>>587232837>>587232990I am only now missing from mastering all skills, how to make a music remix with LMMS.>>587233301It's inspired by him, not a full clone.
>>587233350You can just pirate FL Studio and all its plugins desuWhy would you use LMMS?
>>587233350Why is there a hand with blocky fingers and then flat fingers extending out of that? One or the other, Cris. Either model the hand or just use the blocky hand
People are playing my game wrong and it's starting to piss me off watching them play it.Have gamers really devolved this much?
>>587167778Does it feel like it's going to be real hard to you too? I've already got so much of the code done that I should start working on the models.>>587232673Woah Cris, what did you do!? This looks good!
>>587233583Kek wtf
>>587232080HoooooOOOOOoooLEEEeeYY SOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVL
huge incoming for engine devs
>>587233301legally distinct, cris is pulling a high iq gamer move
give gamers what they want
>>587233741if only the models werent total dogshit claude made models and were kino soulful ones with an actual style
>>587233503I'm on linux.>>587233583I copied psx and minecraft limbs.>>587233686lol
>>587233676I don't want to have to dumb down my game but watching so many other devs do it makes me wonder just how necessary it really is.
>>587233914i too wish i were good at making assets
>>587199774>I haven't made it.You mean you haven't made it yet.
>>587233960Cris, are you retarded? PSX models didn't have a blocky hand and then weird little flat fingers extending from them. they had the blocky hand w/ thumb but textured to look like it had fingers
>>587234158>Cris, are you retarded?anon...
>>587233960cris please look at >>587233583 one more timethe hand is already fully formed as blocky outline of one with the fingers drawn on, then you added four fingers sticking off of that. it looks strange. this is genuine criticism, if you want ps1 style, just do the shape of a hand and texture it .
>>587234158I don't have to emulate 1 to 1 the limitations.
>>587233350I would make your soundtrack if you made a game.
>>587234249He doesn't have to do it exactly like they did on playstation 55 years ago retarded trannoidHe can do whatever the fuck style he wants
>>587234249not a relevant detail when the model will be smaller and fingers will be a dot.
>>587233960>I'm on linux.FL should work fine with the latest Wine tool
>Anons are actualy saying this hand looks goodHoly kek
>>587234380not foss.I'm too lazy to pirate.
>>587234494cris
>>587234494https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/relative
Wtf is that hand? Why not just extrude the fingers normally? They look like sausages pasted onto the end of an amputated hand
like nigga how small minded are you to feel the need to dunk on cris
>>587234494its just cris having a total meltdown
>>587234581It simplifies weight painting and rigging if they're separated meshes.
>>587234624I'd be genuinely happy if Cris shot himself.
>>587234707are you the same retard obsessed with kanna?
>>587234707that means he has mindraped you
>>587234494he just put fingers on top of fingers for some reason
>>587234158>Cris, are you retarded?he has low oxygen to his brain due to sleep apnea.
I'll trade off my mesh looking a bit weird if I can avoid weight painting and blending issues, and everything animates like solid meshes with simple linear deforming.It's a tradeoff of quality to avoid issues later when animating.
Cris has amazing presence.anons put more effort into microsoping his art, than they do their own games
>>587234645>>587234805But Cris you can do this without making it look like you made the fingers a totally different style. The fingers can still be separate from the rest of the hand to be painted easier / animate easier, without looking like that. They look far flatter than the rest of the hand, make them slightly thicker and itd be fine
>>587234805Its fine hermano. The low poly trannies want everything done a certain way.
handposting
>Cris talking to himself
I just thought he was going for bulky finger-less gloves desu
What could have been
Hands?Hands?Hands?
>>587234805Why is the thumb a different style than the other fingers / connected differently?
>>587234896It looks fine when the mesh isn't an screen tall.>>587234947I think what matters is when is on godot animated and at the proper scale.
>Cris posts a mildly competent model and the thread starts melting downHe really is that powerful there's no way Gabe isn't keeping tabs on him
>>587235194they're diferent meshes.the thumb is a diferent model.the fingers are just square sausages cloned.
what would cris do if i showed up at his house in columbia? i live near to the country. would he scream and cry the second he hears a knock?
No one would dare clone a game compiled from lisp spaghetti code.
>It looks fine when the mesh isn't an screen tall.It doesn't thoughbeit. It still looks retarded even shrunk down
>>587235261all the smug and lazy slackers got an existential crisis hit when they saw it.
>>587235389With it shrunk like this why not just cut the fingers entirely anrd have the hand? The fingers are almost invisible
>>587234805Cris, mi parce. Fix the fingers, and you are le gucci. How'd you learn 3D modeling anyways? You produce stuff rather fast.
if the model is small its a waste of workflow to have fingers that are articulated
This looks better Cristobal. You don't have to get mad and stubborn and double down on autism, you made a good model besides a single flaw.
>>587235389It looks fine when you zoom out.>>587235502I've made models since 2014.
>>587235683Cris is older, wiser and has more experience so I'm going with this opinion.
I'm starting to think people just want Cris to stagnate because they encourage his autism and don't give him criticism. Is it just something retards here get off on? Cheering a schizo on?
>>587235683pls Cris-san, just fix the hands and the art is greatsee >>587235640 & >>587235103 & >>587234794i missed the fingers the first time but it really is a great model besides that imperfection with the hands
kek
>>587235873mostly the opposite actually. Cris is one of the thread's favorite people who actually want him to succeed. The vocal detractors are single-digit
>>587235683If you make the palm smaller it reads as a better size of a hand. I think the issue is the giant elongated palm before the fingers
>>587235774It still lacks the eyes, and rigging and animating and exporting to godot.:D>>587235913>>587235985The goal of that style is to be a cutscene style.So likely It will require a hand painted fix on Krita frames.If I can reduce the time to finish an HD frame like to just a quick 10 minute fix, I'll be happy.
>>587235873>stagnatehe's leaving this thread in the dust
guys I just had an idea
>The goal of that style is to be a cutscene style.>So likely It will require a hand painted fix on Krita frames.Can someone translate this retardbabble for me?
the only way this board improves if you be a massive shitheadpositive reinforcement does not help i am solely responsible for bullying cris to be gooddont you see him actually try after i started mocking him with the workflow meme?
going to sleep see ya.>>587236196Fixing a 3D render by hand takes less effort than drawing the frame from scratch every time.
>>587236196you lost you stinky chud
>>587236263no you arent your going to go jack offthe curse of the 'ringan
imagine if cris just... made video games his itch.io is full of only tech demosimagine if he spent a decade making one game he really wanted to make
>>587236223Are you Cris' shadow handler?
the only way this board improves is if i scare the fuck out of cris by going to his country near mine and going to his house which we fouind on his dating profile ages ago
>>587236383just....shadow
>>587236363considering the meltie we just had over a model, idk if /agdg/ could handle an entire game
This but brown >>587236463
>>587236463amazing that its been close to 2 years and you still spam the same shit over and over again kekand its the same on every general these days, tehy have their residential schizophrenics kek
>>587236463based brazillian schizo
>>587236463Live stream it
>>587236363yeah imagine if someone with cris's auitsm wasn't fucking around and got seriousim sure nobody like that exists
>>587236536i've tired of cris and i will see him soon
>>587236606In all seriousness don't hurt Cris he doesn't deserve anything like that
Who is the Johnny Cage of AGGYDAGGY?
>>587236671trainwiz with sunglasses
>>587236671I'm the Jax of /agdg/
>>587236671>>587236476
>>587236606>>587236658>>587236519I mean wtf lol, I come back her after 2 fucking years, and you fucking retard is still just repeating the same shit over and over again hahaha.
>>587236780alright i'll bitegame?
>>587236780based fat black man dev
>>587236794I really could see some crazy Venezuelan loonie going over there and fucking with him so I don't want to take any chances
>>587236794Theres multiple third world schizos in here not just one
>>587236839
>>587237005kino
>>587237005i'll drink to that
>>587237005>>587236780GMI
>>587237002Jesus Christ,I mean one fucking retard is expected, but these many fucking retards. Wtf is going on with this general hahahah.
>>587237174third world schizos are the backbone of indie dev
>>587234805I think swapping the hand meshes out with pre-posed hand positions would look better. like how laika does faces
>https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-71wtf even the games at the jam are the same fucking shit like two years ago, only with a bit more bloom. hahahahahahaman this is the most bizarre general I've seen.
>>587237390post your game real quick
>>587237390you can skip the demo days Cris does not participate in
>>587237390example of a game that is the same from 2 years ago with a bit more bloom?
>>587237513>>587237431>>587237390>>587237005>>587237002>>587236948>t. mandrake
>>587237431>>587237513>>587237563>>587237612like seriously, wtf is wrong with you you fucking retards? two fucking years the same shit, the conversations is the same shit, the games are the same shit, like seriouslyare you shitting me you dumb retards am I being secretely filmed or something?now way you're this fuckign retarded hahahaha
>>587237685ok settle down mandrake
>>587237685post your game real quick
that's it I'm going full fucking schizo
>>587237832post your game real quick>>587237764post your game real quick>>587237860post your game real quick
>>587237563https://malferno.itch.io/cyberdome-penelopenxia-alphahttps://mezzaninesoftware.itch.io/landswordlike WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS?!you gotta be shitting me
Nobody wants to dev anymore.
>>587237950post your game real quick
>>587237950I got moggedd
>>587237950>neither is my gamePhew...
>>587237832>>587237740kek you people are really fucking retarded aren't you? hahaha, I mean I needed a good laugh but this is fucked up man, you dont need a game dev , you need a social worker and a psychologist to work on your case hahahahahI mean jesus you fucking retards how you can go on an on in loops for this fucking long. like that other "dev" making the game since 2015 or something.Wtf hahahahaThey should make a docu on your retarded asses hahahahthats were the money is>>587238052>>587238053this is too much, fuck this shit hahahahah
>>587238105STOP BULLYING MEI suck ok!!
>>587238042I do ...
>>587238105you have no game lil nodev
alright I'm out, catch you in couple years doing the same stuff again and again I guessoooff, talking about losers lol
>>587238105Bully Protocol
>>587238105>>587238226You have never made a game.
>>587238226and the saddest part it that you probably spent most of your time here saying the same things again and gain rather than actually making something that's more tahn a placeholderholy fucking shit, this is netflix tier situations
>>587238226nodev...
>>587238352>>587238226>He still hasn't made a gameAhahaha
>>587238352>>587238226qrd opn why you haven't made a game?
>>587238352nodev-sama...
>purposeful misspellingshmmm
>>587237950>more bloom Level editor tool added to main menu screen. Increased player mech's movement speed and overdrive speed. Basic gamepad support added. New intel log UI and artwork. Four new missions: 1. The second mission with grub swarms has been redone completely with new assets and now features supporting NPCs. 2. A mission set in a desert town overrun by giant crabs. 3. A mission at a massive military base where you must destroy SAM sites. 4. A sandstorm has swept through a ruined city where a series of reconnaissance drones have crashed and must be recovered. Added a laser warning alert on HUD with sound that alerts player to incoming enemy missile launches. New ambient audio system implemented, enemies now make engine sounds as they move around. Technical manual added as optional tutorial on game start. Added an Active Protection System (APS) which protects player mech from enemy missiles and mortars. Incoming missile warning ring is now drawn as a circle around the player that morphs to highlight threats. Three new primary weapons: Maser emitter, chain gun, and gun/launcher. Six new secondary weapons: Deployable turrets Wire-guided ATGMs Automatic gun pod Mine launcher Flechette pod Mine-clearing line charges Five new enemies to fight: The E.11 Bannerman maneuver crawler The Soviet T-99 MBT equipped with anti-materiel railgun Stetson PSV (Portable Security Vehicle) Type 57 lightweight crawler biped Martian giant crabs (large and small) Tertiary (grenade) slot now has EMPs which temporarily stun groups of enemies. Air strikes have also been added as a tertiary weapon option. A separate mError: Comment too long (8543/2000).EIGHT THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND FOURTY THREE
like the guy that spams Cris(whoever that is)WHAT THE FUCKIS WRONG WITH U DUMB FUCK HAHAHAAHi literally had a deja vu of you spamming the same fuckig things 2 years gohahahayou really are fucking retarded arent you ?theres literal retards in this threads, and their creations is all the proof you need hahahah
>>587237950>cyberdomeI tried that one out some time ago. Feels like the dev is devving at a snails pace>landswordThat one has heavy content requirements so it requires time. Looks the same because I think the style has been finalized long ago.
>>587238904>whoever that is
>>587238968holy shit even the replies are the same,wtf ?! man this is a prank, no way youre this fucking retarded stuck in a loop lolyoure really are retarded arent you boy? hahahahah
another one driven mad by the glimpse of geniustouch it fast hot potato three potato go(づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ
>>587199695;_; s-stop lying to me, i'm 99% ngmi in gamedev, i should've quit back in 2020. ive been sunk costered. the last and final hurdle but im out of time. it's time to re-enter the wagecage.
Say something nice about what I've shown you.It's up there somewhere, go find it.
>>5872389472 years ago I didn't try a single game, and looks like I was right.Except norbutel, I wanted to really see that bizarre creation.Now that guy should be in the first segment when they make a netflix documentary about this nuthouse of a general.
>>587239245ok nooblord we get it you feel like stuck in a loop because you arein fact even cris has evolved more than you nooblord(づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ
>>587239164What?
>>587239090>man this is a prank
>>587239245>https://eyeballtank.itch.io/project-nortubel>last update 2/3/2025I think he got cured, or commited suicide.
>>587239245You come at Norbutel you have to come through Me.
Kaomoji Protocol (*´ω｀*)
>>587239370and this is the part where I tell you "I have no idea who that is"Jesus fucking Christ the same fucking conversation again and gain. Kek this pure mental illness kek.I mean wtf, its like hasnt gone by kek.
>>587239123im a wagey AND im making games, why are these 2 things not compatible in this thread?
>>587239561>im just pretended to be retarded buddy we make games here. games. (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ
>>587239561You must be retarded to not know who cris is. I figured out who cris and tomo were my first day on adgd
bad posts no more!(∩｀-´)⊃━ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
>>587239619you need soul energy to gamedev and wagie cagie drains sovl
>>587239790*auteur dick grabbing den
>>587239651wait i had anothe deja vu, you also liked to spam about the inner dev circle or something, like not the general retards, but the special retarded circle that you have to be invited in to join hahahah>>587239790buddy, I didnt give a shit 2 years ago who any ot them were, and I certainly not gonna give now kek.
>>587239850 (∩｀0´)⊃━ﾟ.*･｡死死死死死死死死死死死
(~￣3￣)-~cigarette protocol
>>587239893I don't see how anyone could avoid absorbing the knowledge unless they were retarded. I wish I didn't know who cris was, but he's here every day, and not just here, on v and ic and g and 3... his posting style is just so recognizable.
>>587240119ive found kanna in bimbo threads
>>587240208more proof he's mexican
>>587240208What the hell is a bimbo thread?
>>587240308Kannadev's breastily boobing wobblemeat....
>inner dev>criswhat did the retarded ESL mean by this?
>>587240208Kanna(whoever that is)
>>587239245Why do you type like a pajeet? Are you brown?
>my code wasn't correctly interpolating the cameraYou have to break up the view matrix into a translation and rotation and interpolate those.
>>587240513>interpolating>view matrixyou aren't a dev, you are saying nonsense. sorry.
>>587239619majority of all job options for me are extremely draining in one way or another. i just wanted to get a shitty minimum wage job but the nagging from my parents will make it unbearable. i wish i could get a job in gamedev but i'm not the best in c# nor am i a great artist. good at mimicry but lol it's not like i'll get hired without a portfolio.
>>587240687>draining in one way or anotherdo you have cancer or something? are you a man or a woman? why is everything "draining" and "tiring" to people here?
>>587240513second chapter of this covers projection, please read it and stop LARPing
>>587240554yes, but what about brown gamedev?
>>587240687>ITS LE.. DRAINING! I GET SO TIIIIRED!holy crybaby
>>587240687learn full stack web dev and get a regular remote programmer job. dont know about other jobs but at least mine consists mainly of proompting so its much less work than it used to be and requires less expertise, you still need to have programmer experience so you can take technical decisions
game for this feel
>>587240742Bruh what are you a robot or something
>>587240957>ITS LE DRAAAAAAAAAAAAININGYou're a grown man, you can handle going to work. You just want handouts with zero effort like a leech or a nigger.
>>587240957i guarantee you are brown
>>587240554>interpolating>not a devThat's a pretty retarded take ngl>>587240781I know how to build a camera but I was using a naive interpolation method. My game loop uses interpolated frames. Unless you are saying the book covers this material?Either way I know what to do. Create a struct storing eye (translation) and quaternion built from basis vectors. Then interpolate, then build inverse matrix like here https://www.songho.ca/opengl/gl_camera.htmlEZ PZ
>>587240742>get office job>get mentally drained from the stuff you have to deal withgee i wonder why i don't feel like gamedevving and would rather just play a video game>get blue collar, low level management job>get physically and mentally drained from having to wrangle dindusgee i wonder why i don't feel like gamedevving and would rather just watch a lets playanon not all of us lucked out into getting any of the following>great WFH programming jobs with 10 hours tops of work>bought a ton of bitcoin when it was under $3k>bought a ton of GME in the summer of 2020>and other cryptos/stocks
>>587241134post your gameplay.
>>587241134>I know how to build a cameraobviously not, because you'd build the camera transform by MULTIPLYING translation and rotation, not interpolating between them ???
>>587241213check last thread :P
>>587241165Why not just hang yourself with a belt since life sucks so much for you?>MUH MENTAL DRAAIN I'M SO DRAAAINED MENTALLYThis isn't a thing. No grown man gets "mentally drained". You're a woman or a teenager. I work 12+ hours at a factory, come home, game dev, go to work, repeat. Feels good not being a fat retard like you.
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/100584082/#100596183this nigga been doling this for years lmaohttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/%21%21UYKMqlVW9eC/page/200/wtf hahahahaha wheres his progresshahahahaha he just makes triangles and renders textures in an engine? he still doesnt know how to code a camera properly after HOW LONG? HAHAHAHA!!!!he changed his name from froggygreen / froggy but kept the trip code because all that he has in life is attention here KEKYPOW he cant lose that
>>587241275>obviously not, because you'd build the camera transform by MULTIPLYING translation and rotation, not interpolating between them ???Bro I know that. Maybe I was unclear. I'm talking about interpolating translation and rotation separately. I'm interpolating between frames. See https://gafferongames.com/post/fix_your_timestep/I was naive because I only interpolated the camera eye and forgot about the quaternion slerp.>>587241432Are you okay? I don't think you are okay.
Schizo Protocol
>>587241553are YOU ok? org 100hmov ax, 13hint 10hpush 0A000hpop esxor cx, cx.L1:mov dx, cxadd bx, dxmov ax, bxmov cx, 320mul cxadd ax, dxmov bx, axmov byte [es:bx], 0Fhinc cxcmp di, cxjne .L1ret
>>587232080Are you using AI at all in this? No offense meant, just curious. Looks good though, I like the style.
2027 will be different.
>>587231291Same but I'd have to learn 3D modeling. Human modeling is already hard, but a horse!? Idk man I don't think I can do it.>$19.99Well....that outcompetes games that put what feels like more effort and still failed.
>first build rejected because I updated it on day 9>second build waiting for aproval since 10 daysthank you gabenreally nice
>>587231990>horse milf facebookAre the woman good looking? Why do they like horse games anyways?
>>587242398
>Working on a model>Blender crashes>No autosave>Go outside to the freezer to get an icecream>Fall and scrape my knee to the boneI can't work like this bros
at what point should i bother implementing a menu and save / load shit
Is it okay to be gay and dev here or is this a homophobic palce
>>587241865I could be better, could be worseWhat's with the DOS assembly?>>587242161Yeah ...
>>587243080early onotherwise you have spaghettimess and suddnely saving becomes a 500 line chore
tracking down froggygreen irl next kekypow see you soon
>>587243080 gameplay -> save -> art
>>587243132well then once i'm done with my movement code i'm going to do a menu, save/load, and an options menu just so i have it all done with
>>587243116I'm making retro games for zoomers who bought a 386 at a garage sale
I could destroy froggys fat black ass irl in a fight btw
https://store.steampowered.com/app/5450560/Escape_the_Walls/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5451070/Punch_Your_Way_Out/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5463810/Wall_Punch_Escape_The_Walls_Simulator/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1484940/Bust_The_Walls/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5455340/Punch_The_Walls/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5374280/Punch_Your_Way_Out/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5478200/Break_the_Walls/which one is the original?
>>587242821>working on a drawing>paint crashes>tell claude to pull it out of memory>it's all glitchy as hell but cool anywaymaybe ask claude to get it out of memory, there is still a chance!
>>587243320hey that's my post! and clearly https://store.steampowered.com/app/1484940/Bust_The_Walls/ is the original, since the steam ID is older
>>587243486you can fake steam dates easily
farts
>>587243582prove it
NVIDIA just announced that, as punishment for outing its CEO's affair, they will castrate 100 luddites.
>>587233334what's the gameplay?
>>587243101It is ok to be LGBTQ
>>587243080i implemented very simple saving like 7 months into development. i slightly expanded it last month iirc that is month 11 of development. it's not very heavy on data that needs saving. a lot of stuff is saved as simple int data. that's not say making the save system was easy, that part sucked even expanding it sucked.
Why does gabe keep my 100 when I flop when he has a fleet of mega yachts?
>using the thread againit's over for me bros
>>587244858this is familiar...
>>587244724post your game
>>587244789you don't reward failure
>>587244724I'm only a few months into dev but getting to the point where I just want to have all of this background core stuff done.
Would "Jojo, but lolis" sell?
https://lber-dev.itch.io/aggy-chan-3d-pre-betaThis mogs Mortan so hard holy fuck. Will he ever go back to it?
>>587245196why did he abandon this
>>587245392pe'dites can't finish games
>>587245117i think what's important here is if the stuff you made needs to be saved and whether it's complex stuff. i could of delayed the save system to today and i think the majority of extra work is simply making sure the extra new systems can work with each other. the interconnectedness of stuff really makes it a hassle thobeit
>mortan is so gmi that crabs are trying to sabotage kanna by making him abandon it for his previous game
>mortan is gmiwhat counts as "gmi"? making 1000 dollars total? i believe he'll make that, but that's the same as working min wage
>>587246212getting paid for making lolislop is making it, yes
>>587245196Can't wait until Kanna goes back to work on Project B-S. Apparently it's a LeonTheProfessional-like.
how do i make a fygoonlike game
>>587246523>LeonTheProfessional-like.
>>587246747you must hate betz
>>587244858this game’s so kino.....
I think I have a solution for my lack of 3D art skill.>use placeholder assets>development can proceed>can learn 3D art at the same time>near the end of development put in my finalized 3D artI just hope this doesn't backfire on me.>>587244164I don't know how to answer this without having others realize its GMI-ness.
>>587231990>t. horse developer of mobile gamesCan you even use a touchscreen with hoofs?
>it doesnt work
>>587247119>use placeholder assets this is what you do no matter whatwere you really trying to do the art first instead of having a playable prototype first?
>>587247119Retarded ahh nigga was trying to make all the models first kek
>>587247119greybox it to see if its even fun
>>587239790>>587239893>>587240119did you guys ever figure out who and or what kanna dev is? I seen kanna mentioned for years, but whenever I ask, they just like "its better not to say". is kanna a psyop?
though I suppose I shouldn't mind, and just work on my game. but its annoying not knowing something
>>587247813kanna is a mexican known also as l'ber dev, from mexico
Most people suck at giving feedback. I dont care about feedback at all, I just want to market my game
how dangerous would it be if i just got the UE5 plugin for claude and told it to do shit
Will this be Marnix' million dollar game?https://bitemegames.itch.io/decube
>>587246901thanks broski
>>587248213>free gamenah
>>587247306>>587247481The game is in a playable state. I need 3D assets so I can implement more things like combat, NPC movement, and other stuff. If I don't use 3D assets now, then it's mainly further refinements to existing systems that work for either 2D/3D.
>>587248213>a nostalgic incremental game slop devs just throwing out random words now
>>587247813kanna is a force that represents our darkest urges
>>587248269It's a demohttps://store.steampowered.com/app/5478190/DeCube/
>>587248316>>587248213Why don't anons here make games like this??They'd make money easily.
>>587248274>combat, NPC movement,none of these need 3d models and can use basic capsules with limbs. if your combat isnt fun without 3d models, its not going to be fun with models and animations.unless your entire gimmick relies on 3d models or art like some system involving itdialogue and npc movement can be done without any of thatfinish the game then do art
>>587248357Anons don't know what people want to play and don't know how to make games fun.
>>587248532think some people took too long and now they've fallen out of love with video games but have nothing else, so they slip deeper into a spiral of being out of touch but not knowing what to do. Which explains the indie shift from passion to wanting a 1-and-done mega success
>>587248426Those were basic examples but I figured combat would at least require models for better fine tuning? At least it appears I can get away with placeholder art.
Should I program my own physics engine or sit in the cuck chair and use a premade library? I've read books on making them but I don't I can make anything robust enough haha. I do have some past experience with physx but its written in C++ ....>>587245165yes
>>587248213>incremental
>>587249073how have you been programming for a decade and you still havent made a gamewhy are you here? do you have the desire to make a game? an idea? or do you just like making engines?no one here cares about webms of triangles and boxes and command lines
>>587248213>default claude sound effectsmarnix.. please do real sounds. this is embarrassing.
>>587248532>>587248848Some of the devs here give the "I never played video games" vibe. It's pretty obvious to me at least. I started as a jobby dev and at one point I thought I was 50/50 on the jobby/hobby thing but nah I'm really just a jobby dev. I want to make games for a living but that also means making money off them. If there was 0 money involved there is just no way I would do this, it's just way too grueling for 0 compensation.
>>587249073Post your games you've finished after 5 years. Surely you have one single game?
>>587249073do you have any game ideas?
Why hasn't someone made Dwarf Fortress 2? The delays on the steam version and the lack of keyboard interface and worse ascii version / worse tileset support killed it. Now's your chance.
If given the opportunity, would any of you temporarily give up on making your own games if it meant your favorite studio hired you and trained you for whatever position you want (not director)? Assume a decent salary and immediate citizenship in whatever country the company is in.
>>587249073try this one and then tell me if it's any good https://youtu.be/cIZFT_pCua0
>>587249073are you developing a video game? have you ever?
can't even think of a studio i'd want to work for.
>>587249678youre poor anyways so nobody cares .post your game real quick
Finally bite the bullet and got through modeling a low poly head. Today I learned uv wrapping and texturing and setting up transparency textures. I now know I need to place the edges as guides so it's easier for me to texture going forward. I went into this with intention to build a model with only 512 triangles, but the head (without the ponytail) is already about 180...
>>587249626Absolutely. Paid training is always a yes.
>>587249714https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-71/rate/4665722
>>587249742>mogs cris who has been trying to do this for 15 years
>still seething about his decent model hours laterrent free
>>587249626Yes. Nintendo, whichever branch handles the Metroid series. 3D artist and based in Japan.
>>587249653I'll watch, thanks.>>587249591secret
>>587249895you've been engine devving for how many years?
>Cris' "decent" model:
>>587250002
>>587249596I actually do have such an idea but it's the type of game that feels like it'll take a long time to develop. That's too high risk for me. And then all the games like it such as....I forgot the name but it's stuck at sub 1000 reviews. Looks nice to me but not very palatable to most people. Seems like a high risk gamble desu especially when Rimworld satisfies the niche well. I doubt the average gamer wants to deal with the unfun complexities found in Dwarf Fortress. Tynan did a good job filtering out unfun designs.
>>587239448he just made a post about his new game in this thread
>>587248213>releases next month>store page revealed 3 days agoWhy is Marnix in such a rush? It will barely get enough wishlist momentum before release, so it will probably flop.
>>587249742Nice, any specific tutorial you're using?t. Aspiring 3D artist.
>>587248186extremely dangerous
>>587250097I already cloned it. and will release on the same day. mine will be called Incubemental
>>587249626>>587249626>immediate citizenship in whatever country the company is inYes, I'd adjourn making my game for up to 8 years for Japanese citizenship.
how do i hide that i used tripomake my game use pre rendered sprites and have them be nearest neighbor slop pixelated so they cant ever see the problems w the textures?
>>587250153I learned from this one. It's pretty easy to follow until he got to the uv wrapping part which is where I switched to another guide today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Use9T2IX1XE
>>587248213>Marnix used claude to clone Hollowspirehttps://simex.itch.io/hollowspire
>>587250529why hide? if you game is good people will buy it
>>587250546Nooooo not that freak AIEEEEEEE!!!! I don't want to listen to that flamboyant homo!Whomst is the other guide?
>>587250564sad. this is kino. marnix has no soul
>>587250629>BRAPP I LOVE AI I LOVE AIII IM BROWN!!!!!
>>587250675he seems to mellow out once he locks in and explains things. this intro made me want to go gay out bashing though
>>587250823I hate AI. I hate cars. I use them because it's faster.
I though it would be "cute and fun" and "ok" to sign up for a claude gpt, until I went to my wooden trunk that I keep my water bottles in, only to find them empty. I waddled to the fridge and discovered my Cosmic Crisp apples were shriveled up little rocks. My 100% fat milk was powder, nothing, I tried drinking the powder but it didn't work at all, nothing like regular drinking. I ran outside screaming and saw not a single cloud in the sky. Want to know why? Because clouds are made of rain, and I stole the rain for my selfish purposes, and now I suffer
>>587250675Kek I am not a fan of his character either but I can't argue with the results.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzAWTOUig3s for uv wrapping. I only needed to know I am supposed to add a seam so blender knows how to cut it. You don't need to watch the whole video. The flamboyant dude didn't explain or teach this so that's where I got stuck before.
>>587250923this happened to me with my leather mouse cover.
>>587250084Rim world spent a long time in early access and it was successful and popular then as well. If your minimum product is a fun core loop it shouldn't matter Rimworld is pretty much the "local minima" for colony simulators. It pretty much proved that things like Z levels or a living breathing world never actually mattered to the core game loop. There's small things (like how Tynan famously doesn't understand why pyromaniac is objectively a bad trait and unfun mechanic the way it is implemented) but in general it's very very difficult to do any better. Songs of Syx takes care of the rest of the scaling between colony simulator and grand strategy game and even that game is super niche and as successful as it possibly could be at this point.
> a claude gptbrown
You've hit your 5-hour limit · resets 4:10am (America/New_York)WELL IM AN ALABAMMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
>>587252129
https://srutiosocial.com/ai-india-it-jobs-nasscom-layoffs-2026/>What AI Is Actually Doing to India’s Six Million IT JobsRing that bell, shout for joy, white man's day is hereGather all those luddites up and herd them on the pierVibecoding's for whites, Programming's for jeetsSend those poos back to the streets, ship those dalits backRing that bell, shout for joy, white man's day is hereTwenty million ugly jeets are ready on the pier "Sir do no, I do not use Ai sir, your program looks like AIslop sir,," (whack!) "YES SAAR, Brahmin, here I come!"
>>587252662based
>>587252662BASED
>>587252662ZAZED
>>587252839this is harry mack's old work
>>587252839Why don't we have an aggydaggy dev making an edgy game? Where is KKK The RPG?
>>587252970real life is so insufferable with browns, racist meme games would just be an unwanted reminder of them
>no Columbine RPG 2
>>587253309That had soul.
Improved camera codehttps://codeberg.org/FroggyGreen/rooster
>>587254063how long have you engine devved for?
>>587252839https://vocaroo.com/13eOvrno1M0u
>>587254347kino
>>587254347Devil may cry combat game but you are a Klansman with Johnny Rebel remixes as battle themes
I've had enough. Report anything that the ai shitter is posting. It's beyond annoying.
>JANNIES SAVE ME!Luddites, everyone
>>587254471post your game 'ditey
>>587252970>Why don't we have an aggydaggy dev making an edgy game? Where is KKK The RPG?too edgy = not allowed on Steam and unfortunately that means your game just will not be played or discovered nowadays.
>ai shitterAll of the white men here use AI now.
>>587254630It'd have to be for the love of the game for the chuds on twitter and 4chan, not for money
froggygreen seething his engineslop isnt getting attentionit took him years to make a camera work
>>587254637honorary browns
>>587254824post your game real quick
>>587249742This looks so good, nice job.Tho I personally can't handle making 'flat' low poly faces like this because turning them and seeing the eyes get deformed triggers the shit out of me, but every time I see a new one I think to myself 'man I should just do that' because it looks good.
Should i make an engine for a few years and then make a game or just make a game?
>>587255138make a zachtronics-like in an existing engine where you make a game engine
NEW THREAD>>587255075>>587255075>>587255075>>587255138Engine is the based choice. But both are good.
>>587254891
>>587255409>>587255409>>587255409non tripfag created threadremember to add him to your filters
>>587255138an engine can be made in days now. don't waste your life
>>587255468Well its got the sister of aggys that I added to the OP so I guess I approve. But you shouldn't make tantrum threads and spam the catalogue.
I'll post in whichever has a fucking anchor, fuck you retards
>>587255613um post your own anchor buddy
>>587254676It's not about money, it's about how no one will play your game if it's not on steam. You can also "wrap" edginess to the point where you could get away with pretty much anything as long as it's actually a fun game and you're not being gross e.g. Hotline Miami is a game where 99% of the enemies you kill are Russians but it's not a slavic genocide simulator they're just the Russian Mafia. I bet you could get away with a Jewish Mafia framing in a similar way with absolutely no issue, and end up with chuds playing it for the Jew killing as well as normies playing if it's actually a fun game
>>587255536i knew you were the faggot putting shit links in shitting up the OP faggot
