Previous: >>587215845New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Tokai Teio.
Vibe check /uma/
>>587243567More like Tokai SEXOOOO
>>587243567I love her mom
i'd rather sex the cuter, and more easily manipulable gyaru
>>587243584
>>587243607>>587243567Hmm I changed my mind and I'm going to delete the image. I just came back from a 3 day vacation for hints of umanko
>>587243584miserable
>>587243656Hahah it would be so funny if someone released a list right now
You guys are fucking retarded. I'm going to sleep.
himy tl is being invaded now thanks nonny
>>587243584passing
Fat titsMedium titsFlat tits
>>587243669>the chud tapped that gigastacyWe are all gonna make it bros...
>>587243717finally/uma/ is saved
>>5872435847 and it's good4,6, or 9, and it's over
>>587243714Damn... It hurts more on a FL run
>>587243743Rare uma
Post umas you would touch tips with. Jordan need not apply
>>587243717What's wrong with fucking retarded? Sex with Urara is really good.
>>587243810Ryan
Confessing to Teio!
>>587243584not vibing it right now
>>587243743And that is a good thing nonnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqZNCj5XDhI
>>587243656I HATE CURREN
>>587243810
My beloved dork bakushin inchou, stop stealing the spotlight in other umas' career. I won't be able to focus on them.
this might be the play actually1. not full-on debuffcuck2. gold shittythis is a mega shit one too WITHOUT CHEER so high potential, need borrows
>>587243584Just finished eating some tacos so feeling pretty good
Jigg options:https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/LUrn75https://jiggie.fun/LUrn75
>>587243716The roomer list is not drama. We want the anons compromised by trannies
>>587243995everyone in dacchis
what's the line between postable lewds and getting banned?
>>587243810teio
>>587243995how does joining rooms make me a troon
>>587244087How popular the uma is
>>587244115He's schizoing out ignore the retard
>>587244081dacchis, /uma/club, ans uma&co, to be exact
Who wins the most with Evo Skills?
Post Machitans
>my trainer cut a hole in the crotch of my swimsuit
>>587244087like this
>>587244115Where did you get that conclusion from
>schizo is from /vt/Every time.
>>587244182teio
>>587243982it's rice it is perfectly fine for bakushin to do that
now that I think about, what happened to the anon who got deployed for 6 months? did he quit the game?
>>587244115only someone who belongs to both groups would ask this...
>>587244182
>>587244409I killed him.
>>587244087nipples, pOnOs, cum or umanko = baneverything else = OK
>>587244115it was proven last thread only troons join rooms
Compromised means a relationship with a tranny like how Jensen was compromised by a Chinese spy
>>587244328>>587244483Why does her unique still suck though?
>>587244409died for a good cause
>>587243989I'd respect a correctly built debuffer who actually contributes more than this nonsense of "haha my 3% win rate Gold City with Keen Eye is totally my ace! I'm a triple ace god!"
>>587244551read next time
>missed out on ign witmeh good enough
>>587244667literally who?
>>587244696ichiban
>>587244370cute laisu
Damn this Yeppers alt is really pretty.Daiwa got done fucking dirty.
My trainee knows what to do
>>587244713Howa~
Character.
Please cease the tree posting.
>>587244827it doesn't even look like her
>>587244827nah bruh ur crazy if u think this hoe looks better than the cow
>>587243743>>587243791>>587243930
>>587244808Very cute Ichiban
>>587244827retard
>>587244370pvz raisu
I got Festival Tamachud from the scamcha, is she any good?
>>587245082Too brown to know there is more to life than playing meta
>>587245123decent pacer
>>587245067
ride wife (twice)life good
>>587245123good on medium tracks
>>587245123nyo
>>587245131then stop being brown
>>587245213Good life
>>587245213she looks so much better without her dogshit pigtails. Who even likes that fucking hairstyle, it's always a huge fucking debuff.
>>587245067Heyy
>>587245082>tier lists>especially for JPw
>>587245336Shit taste
>>587245336retard
The final boss of dirt...
>>587245282gulp
around mares be aware
>>587244538Natural balance so she doesn't become as overpowered, of course.
>>587245376Now she really does look like Spe huh
>>587245460Suzuka of dirt...
>>587245460no way
>>587245459you the retard
>>587245460But Brickey and Falco are racing partners?
>>587245715Wow so cute!
>>587245425>>587245459you'll never take me aliveTWINTAILS SUCK
First time getting C/A and I would've just settled for it if I got N&N but back to the grind.
oh no no no no
>>587246017mackie is easy to bully, it's practically a crime to not do it
idk what more to do today
>>587246127Pornstar
mejiro FARDAN hehe
Wasted a borrow by starting an ace run in Unity award
mejiro
>>587246468evil horse
ohamile!
>>587246097
>>587246169I wish I had a body like that and was in the industry
>>587246509Nothing about her or any other uma
>>587246554Did she deserve that?
Umamusume is woke???
>>587246509
give me yous instead
>>587246724Anon is working so hard for (You)s
>>587246097bullying ladies who are trying to uphold dignity is the bestespecially when they cry
I am not rolling for Verxina
>catbox is dead againWhateverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEMV8m93BM
>>587246761UWAAAAA THANK YOUUUU
We fucked
>>587246884werks in my machine
Have sex with umas.
>>587247028Forgot to close bracket award
>>587246567What kind of porn would you specialise in?
>>587247028Nice sound nonny
TWO HOURS OF WASTED RESETS THAT DIE ON SECOND INSPO OR JUNIOR YEARI HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THISCHAINS DON'T FINISH INSPOS DON'T WORKGIVING UP RUNS IS BORING BWEEHHHH
>FARDAN agp houryike
>yike
twintails cute. nuff said.
>>587247250It's just Gay****
>>587247293geh
I wish I had Falco..
>>587246667Some tweets are a dead giveaway that the magical double digit number will do the job just fine
I want to RAPE a hors
>>587247343Saggy bitch...
>>587247391Artist?
>>587247431No i'm not an artist.
>>587247391that's after our 20th child
Is Regular Falco or Banana Falco better for CM22?
>>587247391S A G G YAGGY
>>587247475both equally shit
>>587247475Banana Falco is never good, play regular.
>>587247391
I dont think I have ever seen anyone running Ardan in a cm raceNice porn tho
why do the schizos care so much what umas are posted?
Speaking of Ardan, she is also saggy
Post horsie's belly fold
I don't care who you post I just like twintails and will continue to promote them.
can I be a mejiro too
>>587247698
>>587247773That reminded me of this post >>537543185
fat fucking fat umas
I wish rapist Scarlet was canon
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THE NEXT GUY TO REQUEST SPRINT OR DIRT SASHES IS GONNA GET ITGO FUCK YOURSELF
I'm doing the Racing Carnival.I have completed OG curren's limted rewards. I still have a bit of wedding curren's limited rewards left.If OG curren pops up is it worth fighting her anymore or should i just set my phone down till she despawns and try to spawn wedding 10 minutes later?
>>587248118I didn't know she despawned
>>587248118I set my phone down
>>587248162you only have 10 minutes to do the very hard or extreme before they close and you have to do another 2 hards to reopen the boss node.
>>587248104My club would never. You know which club i'm in.
>>587248043She would never rape
>>587248104Forgot that my reset is done. Thanks bwo
>>587248104rob should punch my balls
camping Curren spawn spot with an ugly bastard decoy..
waheygood morningu
great this retard is here now
>>587248409morningu
>>587248405>>587248409drastic decrease in quality
Wonder if this will work >>587248409Good morning bwo
>>587248405This image looks suspicious
>>587248519what did I do......... ...>>587248535>>587248512morning bwos
Have I missed any?
lobby update when? let me touch my trainees' ears, her tail, let me pai touch her, poke her tummy
>>587248685That won't happen until umamusume 2
eurobrowns are awake comfy hours are over
Redpill me on this /uma/. The game made it very clear that uma have heat cycle meaning they won't be in the mood for like more than half of a year. Why do people think you will have unlimited sexy time with uma?My conclusion is, I will stick with Riko.
>>587248758but that's not going to happen for another 15 years
>>587248830>have sex with Riko once>she fucking dies I'll stick with my trainee
>>587248830>one thrust then i nut and we both pass out from exhaustionperfect
>>587248830They're normally on normal human-levels horny. Then the heat comes and they're on turbohorny rapist mode.
Post something more blue board-friendly nigger
>>587248992
>>587248992my cock is bigger than that
>>587248895>make riko cum once>she passes out>this will happen every time>she now forever thinks every sex with you is so great because she passes outRiko would be the easiest ningen to please.
>>587248992my cock is that size but uncut
Monday....
getting horny again...
morning coffee
Ramonu > Ardan
>>587249330>and you have to do it with a log for the rest of the nightno thanks
>>587249575hey
monday...
>>587249561Artist?
>>587249696Hello? Tits???
Choose.
>>587249846https://x.com/EnuMiyan/
>>587250047Both. I am greedy after all.
yeah Dants will do it
>>587243584Shitposting at work, as currently don't have anything to do.>>587243714This shit is so annoying>use LH date to recover energy>immedietly get a mood down>withold LH dates for later, only use them after mood down events and sleep/wit train instead>have to do dates during ex turns, when training effectiveness is the highest
>>587250047Childhood friends are destined to lose. Yes even Buena
stop posting cows, this is a horse game
>>587246468>>587246697Bright is the cutest Mejiro
>>587250380>>587250526
>Club back at 30/30We are so fucking back
>>587249668Improvise anon, improvise
>>587250047Tachyon would look obscene if she forgot to wear her stockings one day
>>587250047>Childhood friendThis is just the MC from Mystic Messenger
>>587250724Oh nic->tattatAt least we know it comes with daddy issues
>>587250526
>>587250724I spent some time trying to find an image where her trainer forgot to pack her tights along with her race wear. Couldn't find it again.
I woke up feeling an inexplicable sense of dread today. Like there's a heavy weight on my mind and shoulders. Usually I get better after seeing Cafe but I'm out on a business trip with co-workers...
>>587250582True desuwa
>>587251249
>>587251136
>>587251348
>>587251425
Which umas are packing the most heat?
Legs + panties
>40 G1-G3 race schedule on unity>only get 10-20 carats per runFuck I'm doing wrong
>>587251636i do not like this image
Post her fat tits or GTFO
>>587251785Nothing
I'm so desperate for Daiwa Scarlet porn that AI works are good enoughThis bitch has ruined me
>blaming an uma for your porn addiction
>>587251785Run moreIf you are doing fan runs you should aim for 46 or so, maybe 48-49After 50 races it becomes a negative to run more since you lose more than you win, but mid 40's is safe
tights are hot
>Lane Legendairman activates>uma SLIDES across the entire field like she's a .gif layer getting dragged in photoshopso fucking funny
Mile and dirt sparks just completely vanished when I started training actual dirt unas.
Whatās the next CM? Tokyo Dirt one? Is counter clockwise left or right handed?
>>587251660
>>587252569Left handed
>2m glue short from leveling all the rest of my support cardsjesus
>>587252535Dirt sparks arent real, I run 11 dirt 6 mile but the dirt sparks may as well not exist
>>587252085If we to consider that bonus double drops are only exclusive to Unity scenario, do I fuck myself over If I do my first runs after reset in Grand Live?
>>587252050umako addiction is a deadly affliction
>>587252569
>>587251984plapping daiwa saggies is what unifies us all
>>587251785>>587252085>tfw only doing 30-race parent runs all week>heft carat amount gain stilli'm sorry for taking your luck, bwo
>>587252713I went from G to S on a dozen occasions though but never from A to S.
>>587251984>>587252817Her body is fat and saggy. Why are you getting hard
>>587252817
>club chat filters Japanese because it has Jap in it
>>587252912that's rassist
>>587252912The filter is nonsensical, yes. You cant type "about" because I assume abo is a slur for the Aborigines in Australia.
Whatās a good dirt debuff build?
>>587252912>Club chat filters Homestretch Haste because.... I have no fucking clue
>>587253006564 keen eye dominator and as many hesitant red skills as you can get
>>587253007Homo
tfw
>>587253094But it doesn't even have that in it...
>>587253101This is me.
Which Uma would be into BDSM?
>>587253007it's because you're a ho
>>587253006789 escape goats
bwos... I want to make a super retarded question: is a debuffer on End Closer better, even with End F? Or should I stick with Late (A)? Does it make a difference if it's a speed debuffer or a stamina one?Please no fatcos or gaslighturis , I'm trying to learn here
Just type in ę„ę¬čŖ retards
>>587253235can you also add what you tried to type before "Homestretch" and after "Haste". Sometimes censor picks up combinations even if they are separated from each other by spacing, comas etc
>>587253289I run Cheer Neicha as end with end C for intense gaze desu
>>587252739Yes, the 20 race rewards is shared between all modes, if you get 20 carats doing your borrows on gl then do unity fan runs, your daily limit is now 180 If you care about minmaxxing for those 20-30 extra carats you need to do unity until you get all 200>>587252823Ok? Who asked?
>>587253007Probably " ho" (space required)You can say "Homestretch Haste is good" but not "I like Homestretch Haste" since it has the space before ho
>>587253315it's easier to just use ŠŗŠøpŠøŠ»Š»ŠøŃa
>>587253289Doesn't matter
i hate chestnuts so much
>>587253289Your umas style aptitude has no impact on skill activation rate. So for speed debuffers that hit everyone via dominator, it doesnt matter.If you are running a stam debuffer with all seeing eyes then obviously you want her to be a late surger because that's a precondition of the skill, but also because it affects in a field of view so you want to be further up.If you are running 2 speed debuffers you can set them to end to potentially fuck up end closer accel preconditions because they'll be quite far behind the pack. That also means you risk 564 activating too late to matter though.
>>587253289Fuck debuffers. Rats.
I'm in mood to look at /uma/ cocks!
fuck debuffers. sex
>>587253624True
>>587253492pravda czar bomba
>>587253615
>>587253615thats gay richard, stop looking at penises
Matikanehattan Cafe
>>587253691>Matikanehattan Cafeintriguing concept
>>587253691>>587253732basically Fuku but Shiraoki is directly appearing to her all the time
Alpha Cafe would be best friends with Shichi
>>587253289Only dominators don't matter
pet the raisu
>>587254206Petting Laisu womb with the tip of my cock...
>>587254249this but from her anus
>>587254268You can't make babies from the butt bro...
>>587254296
>>587253542I just tried, and dominator hit as I had already won... maybe I'll stick to Late
What parents should I be making for GM CMs?
My trainee keeps trying to seduce me, but I won't fall for her shitty tits
>>587254538>I just tried, and dominator hit as I had already wonYour issue is Dirt G/Mile G. Get them both at least to E
>>587254648I have Dirt A on Nature...
Scarlet would report you for having sexual thoughts about her
>>587253778what about the other machikane
>>587254734Mambo?
>>587254717yeahm report you for being a spineless, pathetic excuse of a man for not doing anything about it
>>587254639This artist drew Rob Roy with juicy pussyhttps://x.com/unkai_daraku
mambikane mambauser
what were the best gaslights on Global?>you don't need Finemo wit>skip Neicha wit>triple pal in unity>pull fukumambo sp, it's used even in GL>seiun sky is only a parent, not an ace>skip xoguri for some reason
She cute
What is it about CM22 in particular that people want to bring debuffers? Long, I understand but not this one.
>>587255002FineMo wit was my personal favorite, followed by people saying speed sparks will be mandatory in GL to raise your speed cap
>>587254797That Tarumae image is outrageous...is it safe to post it here?
>>587255084I, for one, just don't want to train multiple aces for dirt because I don't have any dirters and mutating fucking blows
>>587254596Ones that have Playtime's Over in it, since you're moving from drunk uma giving you free See Ya Later to brown uma that gives you free Uma Stan.
and a donkey
how can i incapacitate an umamusume for rape
>>587255002At the start of the game every guide was saying that either Super Creek or Finemo were fine to reroll for.
>>587255128https://x.com/unkai_daraku/status/2119588191049277710https://x.com/unkai_daraku/status/2118868108081537511
>>587255128anon no, think of the nonnies doing NNN
>>587255224Meaty umanko
My offsprings deserve to suckle from the saggiest of sags.
>>587255317Saggy tits aren't good for you...
post more of this donkey
>>587255209Creek was some SS tier gaslight, "the best stamina card" but omitting to say how clicking stamina more than 3 times bricks your run in every scenario
>>587244667She so cute and round... Just like falco
>>587255084I hate dirt
>>587255483ok
rape rape umarape fuck fuck umafuck sex sex umasex
>>587255731Both milk visible from behind...!
>>587255084Sprint is the only distance where debuffers really suckI don't have time to make 3 FL aces so I'll always bring debuffers to non-sprints
>need to do some heavy parent farming and ace runs>no event runningfuck you
found some old Helios soundposts might as well post them again if they're still working
How should I build Agnes Digital? Space, late or end?
>>587255727
>>5872562297 you go end,4 you go pace,9 you go late
i dont have a good lineage to enable flower fan+parent runsand i can't use oguri/condor as the runner because im usually using them as parent for pace acewhos a good alternative to be a generic pace parent with good enough aptitudes for fan runs
>>587256229i like nyo universe
>>587255084It's a mile, meaning keen eye and dominator are available and dominator is guaranteed to fire off escapades in the later half of the race.Stamina debuffs are also up, because half of the mid race is a straight resulting in murmur being easy to hit everybody.
>>587256289What does the numbers mean?
Haru Urara is really hot ngl
How do you deal with debuffs if running triple Ace?
masturbating murmur
>>587256409highroll on one of the aces
>>587256419Suzuka when she spe-chan fucking his torena
>>587256409Dont understam for a start
>>587256419
high roll more like hag roll
soft uma cuddle
>>587256409run faster
>>587256698Dangerous Mejiro lady
4 and I go>front Xog+dom+dom7 and I go>triple front xog pasa falco
I'm out of borrows
Doctor told me saggy tits is good for the soul
Sex with Palmer
>>587257169I will agree with himThey're the softest pillow
Is there an uma who is an even bigger slut(wife) than Nice nature for their own trainer?
>I was raped by a gyaru team in a random CM roomBros, why are whales so scary?
>>587257303Dober
hoeber
boober
supiki
>>587256854Appreciating an Uma's higher body temp on a cold winter night
>>587257408Dober is afraid of men...?
>>587257303Super Creek and Cum Bucket want their trainer so bad
CRYER
>>587257303All reverse scout umas
chowayo chowayo supki cryier
you just know Dober grips like crazy
My doctor told me brown was good for me
>>587257560The dangerous Curren
>>587257858Me but with Momoka(Rob Roy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2FrfzZ_9xg
grips?she leglocks and scratches your back
>>587257674Her too?
>>587258004That's Windy
Dober is a pure and chaste uma though
>>587257805Dober isn't a lewd slut wtf
>>587257402>teamA full one? I get Gold Shichi and Helios, you just need to luckshit some dirt sparks on Helios especially. But either Jordan or Palma, both having G Dirt and F Mile? Props to them for that.Anyway, some torenas want to make the dream come true, and I don't know about you, but I'd rather go against a whale doing fun shit like that over making a jacked Pasa and front hog.
>>587258085But Pasa is my oshi...
>>587258045Yes, all of them>>587258004Dober bites, cause she's named after a dog
>>587258085>having fun Neck yourself
I want to have sex with Ruby.
ZRR speed is OPpromoted Pasa with groundwork is the strongest pace chaserlate sucksancestors is bait
>>587258230>t.Helios
>>587258257Your English improved a lot Seiru-sama!
>>587258147Then I pray you make the best one you can, bwo, because you'll see plenty of them this CM. May yours shine the brightest.>>587258229nyo
https://litter.catbox.moe/e8miuu69v8eg39ad.png>kumiyabefags will defend this
>>587258367>cuckshit
>>587258147>Pasa is my oshi...Her name is El.. she says so during the career...
we call her El CP here
I prefer Umamusume A, but El is still somewhere in the top 5.
>>587258398You don't need to know Umamusume to be a fan of Umamusume
Symboli Clan
>>587258367are you in his discord bro
>>587258347>>587258398
>>587258586it's on sadpanda>>587258396yeah
El Condor Plap
>>587258367V why are you like this
no one says "speed El" it's always speed pasa
YOU CANT BE NAMED "THE" THATS NOT A REAL NAMEo algo
If El was wearing a bikini with her mask on and you snatch both her mask and bikini off from her, which will she take back from you first to cover herself, the mask or the bikini?
>>587258689JP players call this card supi eru
>>587258831naisu
Everybody is confirmed gay in tracen. Only uma population collapse awaits. Nothing good will ever happen. It's over. Demons and jews won.
El is not my oshi, but I often train her for cm because hasta la victoria siempre is that good and she's easy to mutate.
>>587258831Fuck off
>>587258770Bamboozl-itz
when are we getitng the square falco alt
>>587258831supiki
V pretending to be a JP player will never not be pathetic
>>587259150No boyumas
>>587258524It would have made sense if he said you don't need to watch the anime and play the game and read the manga. This is just horseshit.
McQueen....
Im a spanish speaker and I have no fucking clue what "Victoria por plancha" is supposed to mean, it simply makes no sense
>>587259047CRYER
>>587259083what?
>>587259336El is from Kentucky. That's an American phrase, Latinx bro.
>>587258724You know Paizuri Pasa would want to flaunt more of her skin if she so desired. The mask is the only exception to such removal.
>>587259336What about "Plancha ganador"?
yummers
El sexo, the mask stay on
>>587258004dober claw marks
>>587259336Jp devs please understand
I bet some anon here has jerked off to these chibismaybe chibianon himself
>>587259635
>>587259501Plancha is a feminine noun and means "flat board" usually referred to an ironing board or flat grill, so it should be "Plancha ganadora", meaning "Winning board"Another use would be "Suzuka es plana como una plancha", meaning "Suzuka is as flat as a board"I dont know why the plancha is winning or how it could result in a win
>>587259635>clothed sex based?
Does muddy work for the next cm
>>587259882yeppers
>>587259882Yes retard. Die.
>>587259882noppers
I love tsunderes like Dober
>>587259635What is happening there? Why are they hugging and why is the a naked man's butt?
Only realized King is also an inherit for this CM. Just when I'm done making my Ryan parent and supposed to start doing aces
>>587259989Tetas grande para la victoria!
>>587258367hot
>>587259832Wrestling move where you jump from the ropes and hit someone with the thorax
>>587259832I think this comes from this, Plancha Ganador is the JP version btw
Pasa is very cute and I hope her 3. alt will be a banger and game breakingly good.
I wonder if Efforia manages to reach Sundayman first crop level
>>587260256>3. altbwo...
why is it always dober?
>download the game for helios>play 2 days>see all of her content, most of it is unvoiced anywaythat's it? how do you guys play this shit for hundreds of hours
Which uma would be willing to share her torena with others?
>>587260367>he missed the 2nd. altyeah I got no punch line, sorry I messed up :(
I got blocked
>>587260439retard
>>587260439doing it for 80 other horses
>>587252569All Tokyo, Chukyo, and Niigata (with the exception of the straight 1000m course) tracks are left-handed
>>587260439We're striving for the Hololive Dreams experience
>>587260439You're right unfortunately. Uma sucks as a VN. PvP is the content of this game.
>>587260585>PvP is the content of this gamelmao
>>587260107dangerous cleavage
>>587260439There's more than just Helios
morning
>>587260759morning dude
w-who tryna link up and play fortnite together so we can get that pirate token...
>>587260183>>587260187Oh, that makes sense I guess, never watched wrestling in my life
>>587260759
>>587260585I figured it would at least have like cinderella girls or granblue levels of girl content which have a similarly large rosters>>587260716>>587260501even if you played literally every girl and watched their 7 (seven) ((30 mins of voice acting total)) episodes it would take like 150 hours
I would umaypoi with Kris S
>>587259282Yes boyumas
>>587258367I need that to be me (Machan)
>El is literally shown in a ring, climbing an edge of it, and jumping, performing a plancha in her unique activation >"I'm spanish and don't know what that means lol"clanker runs damaged anon's brains
>>587261183>blackedmama
>>587261089Seems like it'd be rather dangerous
>>587260527kys vt fag
>>587261154hot!
>>587261276A risk I am willing to take as many times as needed.
>>587261089the proper term is Kris Sex
I always skip events, I haven't read a single event. I only care about MexUma
>>587261154I agree
just finished to El's tetonas mas grandes
>>587261154i need to paint that boyuma's guts white
Nishino can't wait to be a grown up (13 yo) to seduce her trainer
>>587261396Emotionless sex? Please don't
>>587261587>suddenly I lost interest and start to train a different young umaI wonder why this keep happening
Mejiro Palmer belly.
>>587261154imagine if we met at Uma Live and you were dressed like that...
>>587261589Kris is many things but she's not emotionless
you just know a grown up Nishino would have massive titties
Took a shower and now I feel cute and refreshed
Symboli Derb E
>>587261321akshually hololive is /vg/ >>587171975
>>587261830go there and stay there
>>587261804I eat rice and now I feel full and happy
>>587261589Hey now! She got plenty of emotions! Kris is just bad at expressing them!
>>587261830>#61holy dead game
>>587261396So be it. I just hope for your sake that she's not the type to leave your body bruised and leave marks everywhere
I love my genius wife!
>>587261970I doubt people had expectation with the game
>>587262023
>>587261970It just needs to milk their existing whales more and keep the rest of the holocattle engaged. Im sure it works wonders for them
>>587261970Holocure is literally free and will always be free, why would people waste time with a gacha
>trainer asked for a transfer to the golshi kindergarten
>great run with all chains finishing>two golden inspos with 15 mile sparks>zero pinksi really do not care for how this carrot crunches bros
>>587261970just seeing how the had like 5 different summer banners in a row was an indicator that the intention was to milk the playerbase as much as possible for the first few months then forget about the game entirely
I think dober and scarlet needs more porn
I think you should get raped
I try to avoid thinking
i think a lot
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>587262687Not only think but also nyootice
umas after 2 months of having a MALE trainer
>>587261804you're cute teiobro, you should shower more often
>>587262734Don't post that
>>587262734
>>587262734they gave her them big ol eyebrows so she can nyootice harder
you just know Jordan is really into kinky shit
>>587262904I like Jordan's long eyebrows but I wish there was an uma with really bushy ones, like real thick.
you know jordan thinks she's a virgin because bjs and anal dont count
>>587263135She would actually think of that
>>587262965bro? Do not repost this... bro!
Forever Young to Retire to Stud at Shadai Stallion Station; Offers Received from the U.S. ā Final Race Set for Tokyo Daishoten on December 29November 9, 2026, 12:07Forever Youngāwho made history as the first Japanese-trained horse to win the Breeders' Cup Classicāis set to retire following his final career start in the Tokyo Daishoten (G1, 2000m dirt, Ohi Racecourse) on December 29. He will then begin his stud career next spring at the Shadai Stallion Station in Abira, Hokkaido. This was announced by trainer Yoshito Yahagi on November 9."We received many offers from the United States, but the owner (Susumu Fujita) said, 'I want to see many of his offspring racing in Japan. Itās not about the money,'" Yahagi explained, noting that Mr. Fujita looks forward to seeing the horse's progeny debut as Japanese-trained racehorses. After finishing fifth in his attempt to repeat as Breeders' Cup Classic champion, the horse is currently undergoing quarantine at the JRA Horse Racing School in Shiroi, Chiba, with plans to move to Northern Farm Shigaraki in Shiga Prefecture afterward. Regarding the Tokyo Daishoten, Yahagi stated at Tokyo Racecourse on the 8th, "If his condition doesn't improve or if any concerns arise regarding his legs, he will be retired immediately." His participation will be decided only after a careful assessment of his condition.1/2
Go back to training, you retardsYou're here to race
you just know Tosen Jordan is really into foreigners since their burgers are bigger than japan's
Daiwa is good cow
>>587263264my favorite
>>587263249The horse was purchased by owner Susumu Fujita for 98 million yen at the 2022 Select Sale. In November of the following year, he secured consecutive victories in the JBC 2-Year-Old Yushun and the Zen-Nippon 2-Year-Old Yushun, establishing himself as the champion two-year-old with a display of overwhelming strength. He went on to win major international graded stakes, including the Saudi Derby and the UAE Derby, before capturing a series of prestigious dirt G1-level titles both at home and abroad, such as the Japan Dirt Classic and the Tokyo Daishoten. In 2025, he reached the pinnacle of global racing by winning both the Saudi Cup and the Breeders' Cup Classic.This year, after successfully defending his Saudi Cup title and winning the Jockey Club Gold Cup (a U.S. G1 race), he traveled to the United States aiming for a second consecutive Breeders' Cup Classic victory, but finished fifth. With the world watching closely to see what his next move would be, it was announced that he would return to the stage of his 2024 triumph to perform for his Japanese fans, after which he will retire to stud in Japan.ā Forever Young: Sired by Real Steel, out of the dam Forever Darling. His career record stands at 12 wins from 17 starts (including 7 victories in G1/Jpn1 races). His total career earnings amount to approximately 5.056 billion yenāa margin of over 2.4 billion yen ahead of the runner-up, Ushba Tesoro (2,601,311,100 yen).2/2
>>587263249>no arima 16th place kinoBOOOOOOOOO! LAME!Even if its a dirt horse they should have given a proper arima sendoff for the fans, even Oju motherfucking Chosan had an arima run
>>587263382>>587263249He's a good boy. Hope gets more donuts now
>>587263249It would be actually funny if he jobs the Tokyo Daishoten
>>587262734The tips will never touch
Wait what? I thought i made insane Inari One and i got SS??What
Vodka would be more popular if she wasn't ugly. ugly design made of leather, ugly hairstyle, ugly RGB headphones, ugly voice too
>>587263416no way he would've placed that low. I've seen the videos of how he runs on turf.
>>587263190"people" who can't follow basic instructions should just die.
>>587263382>>587263249You just know Shadai was breathing down and whispering shit into Fujita's ear about this lol
2002 gen anime soon
>>587261804Is that the last one for this year?
>>587263503How this is SS? Wuuut
>>587263613Can you please never reply to me again? Thanks.
>>587263249>the owner (Susumu Fujita) said, 'I want to see many of his offspring racing in Japan. Itās not about the money,'" Yahagi explained, noting that Mr. Fujita looks forward to seeing the horse's progeny debut as Japanese-trained racehorsesReminds me of that one anecdote when someone from Shadai was talking with Fujita and mentioned some large sum (iirc it was 10 billion Yen) and Fujita went, "That's not that much no?" And the Shadai staff was shocked
>>587263638Witletrating heavily favours builds that end up with multiple stats above the 1200 threshold
>teiofagDon't worry.>-
>>587263638powerlet, witlet, very little SP
>>587263684
>>587261804>tfw still haven't taken a bath since last 2 weeks>too lazy to take a bath because it's cold season already
How the hell do you guys go a single day without bathing? Once about 16 hours pass I can't stand the feeling of oily hair and skin.
>>587263582not a single uma worth having a protagonistic role desu
>>587263837you take cold showers all year long?
>>587263918you might be autistic bro, being this obsessive over hygiene is a big sign
gimme a kissu
>>587263918Try not being fat.
7 and I rub one out to Fuku, 4 and my dick stops working, anything else and I buy charms and some maneki-neko related stuff
>>587263918I don't sweat that much and I don't smell >>587263943No but the cold weather is making me even lazier to take a bath
>>587264075You'll jerk it to Shiraoki and nobody else.
>>587263802>>587263727I dont get it, i had uma with 600 wit and she was UG5
>>587263249>forever dodge
7 and an uma of your choice (if you roll 7 too) will sit on my face until i will not be able to cum on ningen manko anymore
I last showered on thursday, umamusume.I agree it's difficult with the cold
7 and you'll die a virgin
When is this porn obsessed freak posting on cooldown gonna leave?
>>587264427HOLY
>>587263918I wonder if umas go several days without bathing...and how they smell like then...?
>>587264427>bro stole my 7AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>587264427>>587264497what the FREAK
>>587264378stop thinking about SEX, anonit is still NOVEMBER
Stop playing with numbers...
>>587264494never, V is here to stay
>>587264537...?
The wind blows in my favor, little man.
>>587264427>>587264497>>587264537GOD DAMN
>>587264494why are you asking here
i don't even want this 7
Link some w uma goons
>>587264642you should blow on my little man
>>587264427ulala...
>American TTGkino
I'm gonna jack off to Urara now
>>587264634>4Is that a threat
>>587264795Yes.
>>587264795It clearly means that Shiraoki-sama enjoys it when we play with numbers
>just wasted a Mile S Fast Learner run by whiffing GW
>>587263936You wouldn't say this if you know Hishi Miracle...
>>587264860Curren after I stood her up on our date
>>587264634Let them learn.
>>587264378UK BROS DON'T LOOK
>>587264860curren when she sees me walk into the cafe with my wife falco
>>587265067>7I pray Shiraoki-sama blesses me with at least neutrality
>>587265067>7I guess...
Good afternoon
>>587265025I played her career when she came out in JP and if she was the protagonist she would be Laurel 2, and no one likes Laurel's manga
>>587265067It won't happen again (it will)
>>587265028>>587265115based Curren Chan slayers
I already have my 7 saved for a cheeky ten pull tonight
7 and all my future rolls are blessed by Hitler4 and I get 0 ramonus in 600 rolls
my trainee is fat
>>587265067gulp...
>>587265067>67
>>587265136gweetings
The 67 meme isn't funny.It isn't ironically funny.You are retarded.Kill zoomers.
Glue factory
>>587265067SCARY
>>587265659you don't get it, the point is that is not funny and it annoys youI now hold the same power highschool teachers had when they told unfunny teen jokes
>>587265659BASED LAISU
>>587265659I DON'T WANT TO SEE PEOPLE DIE
>>587265374Fuck off
>>587264748>The 2024 trio ran in the derby but they lost, then they top 3'd both BCCs>Sierra and Fierceness retires, leaving Ebayan alone to face the 2025 duo of Magnitude and SovereigntyCygames is gonna have to beg for a lot of perms if they want to give Ebayan a kino scenario.I remember people calling the 2025 gen weak compared to the 2024 gen but they really bounced back this year.
>>587265659yeah we definitely didnt have retarded shit like that back in the dayanyway, the game
why is temu opera o such an earlet
>>587265760Taabo anon is so cute and rapeable
>>587265827Wtf bro how could you do this to me...
Friendly reminder Shiraoki isn't real Numbers don't mean anything Do your career runs
>>587265805this is horrible.... please don't post more...
>>587265659SAY NO MORE
>>587265917
>>587265832Because she is sensitive young mare
>>587265943if groovu was my teacher i wouldn't be able to focus in class
>>587265996>mare
>>587265970>>587265805ok now post the discord screencap of the ukrainian
>>587266081No hags
>>587266082TM Opera stands for The Mare Opera.
>>587266178Yes hags
>>587265943if groovu was my teacher i would focus in class and study really hard and volunteer myself for any interrogations and things she asks only to be able to stand at her side even just for a second
samba samba
>>587266305>filenameStop simping
craving ice cream
>>587265726All uma are leotards
>>587266429I don't remember the last time I had ice crean, probably a few years...
>>587266429in this cold weather?
>>587266383howa samba
valentine ryan is so much cuter than regular ryani wish she were good, though
>>587266383GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
>>587266765mmm nyo
>>587266710I wish I had been propagandized to her during her banner, now I must suffer waiting for a spook or the daily legend races.....
>>587266417you can't stop me
>>587266429Ruby-chan!(HAI!)Nani ga suki?(choco mint yori mo a-na-ta?)
>>587266686I don't know why. I didn't have the craving all summer but it just hit today...>>587266654I don't buy it for home but I try some if there's a stand around
>>587266849Or you know... THAT
>>587266734>>>/lgbt/
>>587266849She's all about patience, you know?
cygames is saving og second alts for the big umamusume 2.0
>>587267083No need to rush things
>>587267083why is suzuka evil...
>>587266224flopping>>587266849Make sure to save a spark for her Christmas version
>>587267273Soulless
>>587267314orenji
only 1 more sleep before I can roll Vines!
Derbiwa Hayahide
>>587266942finally, a knower
>>587267489does her unique have vine booms?
>>587267324Get up
Busy dayPreliminary aces done, working on improving them
Rickey is a chinese spy sent to Tracen to seduce trainer and leak all the secret training regiments
I think a lot of people are willing to suck dick to get a graphics card at this point.
>>587267761I'd do it for a DDR5
>>587267649
>>587267575I don't know what a vine boom is but I'm almost certain it was coined by people who never used Vine
>>587267761You better be a super hot JK gyaru giving the best head ever if you want a GPU in return.
>>587267761Speaks less about the character of man and more about the world's
>>587267952>unc doesn't know about the vine boom
>>587267952Holy unc... Just how old are you..
>>587268068isn't vine boom an unc thing
I would suck umanko for a new mouse mat
>>587267396Why aren't Fuku and Taiki in Slytherin too then?
>>587268096I know what you are thinking Grass. Please dont do it in front of the other staff...
>>587268096white woman jumpscare
I HATE NTR!
Is Grass Wonder japanese?
>>587268212>Fukuretarded>TaikiAmerican
>>587268252definitely
>>587267575the fuck is a vine boom? fucking teenagers and their retarded shit.......
>my Uma wife would unironically be in Slytherin
>>587268291Fuku isn't retarded, she's in touch with the divine
>>587268350Vine DIED in 2017 that's almost 10 years ago, it's peak boomer stuff
>>587266446
>>587268291don't say that...
ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>>587268496>"does VFujin's unique have vine booms?"what is this supposed to meanI know what vines were back in 2014 (annoying as fuck). No idea what anon means beside some kind of pun
Dirt CM Lobby? I want to check something pls9355327393553273
>>587268695The anon he's replying to called her vines, it's a pun he should've used a Rudolf image.
>>587268293If Grass is so Japanese, then why does she keep wearing bikinis like this
>>587268068>>587268073the only thing that stuck with me was "do it for the vine"I had better things to do than scroll at the time and only saw a few when I got linked them
>>587268765I'm opening the game... wait
vines sexy and fucking
>>587268482you're repeating yourself, anon
Fuck, I forgot it was my birthday until I opened up the gameā¦
>>587268818Gwo it's already started but i create few more!
I destroy my account by spending 30k carats then boom inside Valentine Ines' womb. Your move.
>>587268856I was paranoid when I started the game and used a fake birthday. It can't be changed, and now Suzuka will never wish me a happy birthdayI HATE THIS SO MUCH
>>587267761I think anyone would work like 5 minutes for thousands of dollars, they already get railed in real jobs for pennies
>>587268856happy birthday gwocho
>>587268792you shouldn't post that
>>587268989paranoid of what
>Dirt Suzuka>Dirt HeliosYou alright bwosLets do few more, my team isnt ready 9469153494691534
>>587268482>>587268578Fukucute
>>587269235orenj hours
>>587268989But you can change it in your trainer profil?
>>587269368you can't
>>587268989bricked
https://poal.me/fvpaeehttps://poal.me/fvpaeehttps://poal.me/fvpaee
the raped
That's why it feels so bad to run El, when she is strong front runners somehow are also strong 90% of the time, she wants to be solo pace to help with unique, this ain't fair, took them so long to buff her unique requirements to be 4th or better
CYGAMES GIVE ME THE LEGENDARY HORSE REAL STEEL!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!
>>587269423Huh, you're right. Guess that sucks for you. Maybe email cygames and ask them to change it
methods to incapacitate umamusume for rape
>>587269541Just mutate El to front, gwo
>>587269773her kit has zero midrace she's not ready to front right now
>front runner OguriKino...Lets do one more4461145244611452
cow umas... good!
>>587269161giving real data to companies. every time I have to make an account online I use a fake dob for everything that's not a government database like taxes etc
tomakomai prostitutes
>>587269541the sundayman mafia bribed cygays to keep El down
>>587269773
>>587269871I bet the neicha is in the same team with the xog
>>587270049>>587270049>>587270049
bake debut
>>587269878bad play on your side, gacha games ask for your birthday so characters can wish you happy birthdayremember it for next time
>>587265753I mean, that's zoomer humor in a nutshell. Zero thought put into it, zero meaning or wit, the joke is retarded: "You're spamming something that's not funny and nauseam"
