Previous: >>587243528New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>587270049My beautiful wife and her 3 ugly sisters
Gweetings
Digitan LOVE
>>587269985well, no, but actually, yes
>>587270201gm
>>587270049wheres ardan and pama
>>587270201>>587270254Oissuuu
6/94461145244611452
>>587270254this mambo is hot
Reposting the Kris S that manual chibianon made. Thank you as always!>>587237185
I'll chrimply get ines fujin using tickets like all the meta uma banners
sex
KYAAAAA
pic related was posted in thread yesterday, does anyone know how accurate it is and/or who made it?>t.trying to decide whether or not to mlb Orfe Guts SSR in August
>>587270251
Where's the room joiner list
>>587270324Thank you soulful drawanon for the kute Kris
Hmmmmmmmmmm....
>>587270539posted 3 threads ago, currenfag
>>587270497real ones will MLB Curren guts instead
>>587267031I do get the craving though. I just don't since I usually get sick after eating one or get the coofs a day after>>587270201Hello gwo
Whenever I go down a ramp, I shout “DETERMINED DESCENT!” and “MASTER OF DECLINES!”Valentine Ryan is getting into me bwos...
>>587270497Guts cards are gaslight
The Mejiro grandma is a cunt for how she treats Palmer but Palmer is a cuckold and cucks don’t deserve sympathy or human rights.
>>587270539Next to the jongers list.
I HATE CURREN
>>587270643I mlb Curren's guts daily
Ty for joining gwos
>>587270254This Mambo is looking unhealthy...>>587270307>>587270703hello gwotatos
>>587270810Thanks for hosting
i hate being awake i hate being alive
>>587270810thanks for hosting
waheyhi
>>587270758The jonger list will never release, they all have dirt on each other after having attended the jong group orgy
Maya has grown up
>>587270810thanks for hostan
>>587270881>t.Schopenhauer
>>587269935beloved umadol or town bicycle
>>587270907hey
>>587270790BASED LAISU
wei
>>587270867>>587270906>>587270963*You all so nice sticker*
>>587270907sup bwo
>>587271231dozo
>>587271231
I am 100 star pieces away from 5 star maruzensky
>>587270758release the jiggers list
>localizers
if it's brown flush it down
>>587271461this is just how she talks, its pretty much a perfect localization
Release the Mambo files first!
>>587270324Can I get an El or you did it already?
>>587271461booba?
My ems package has been stuck in customs for 20 days...
>>587271436
>>587271461what is the issue?
>>587271392>>587271401Ty gwos
>>587271547>tray-tray
>>587271461the only issue here is her saying traytray instead of torepi
Why is it always at this time of the day?
>>587271554I'm not the chibianon bwo...But after checking the rentry link, I found that he hasn't done it yet.https://rentry.org/6obgdzdd
>>587271832>loluhhhhhhhh, localizers???
>>587271461Looks accurate to me
>>587271461>>>/v/
>>587271832NEED A CLINGY ZOOMER UMAGF SO BAD
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really erlaly really really erally really really erally really erally really really really really erally really really really really really love Stego.
torepi more like torape
>>587271950
>>587271547Gyarus and retarded zoomers aren't the same
>>587271743makes more sense in English than fucking Torepi
>>587272112I hate how I understood everything here like fr fr type shit
>>587272098
>>587271832Would've been acceptable But you know, she canonically never displays any interest in her trainer, what a shame Oof
>>587272253Yeah they aren't because Gyarus don't have a direct english translation and would be a retarded mishmash of gibberish in english. Any "direct" translation of gyaru culture and language to english would just end up looking like a clone of C.B
>>587272112ts a feels here.. try serving cunt and instead the rizz falls off :pensive: :fist:
>>587271461sad how t-man would have been a perfect translation for torepi but there's f*ids who play this and would get offended
>>587272259>lying
>>587272253Helios isn't a normal gyaru. She's a paripi. An even more retarded kind of gyaru with even more retarded slangs and speech
I don't have any of the new dirters, I got Oguri, Inari and Falco.... I don't know who to train for the next cm and which team composition to use....
TRAYTRAY
This card really messes me up because her Autumn dialogue is how the leaves should look beautiful right now and that we should go together some time, then she changes it and says "or how about now" And emphasizes it's not a joke and it's like, is that what she wanted to do? Go into a beautiful wooded area where all the leaves have fallen and lay down and beckon over to me to do the same, seductively? Is this her goal? I'm going insane.
I like when V and his second device switch from gooner posting to localization posting because the later is easier to ignore and is also less disgusting.
>mfw snackers
>>587272387They're going to butcher Mr. Cock and Balls
I think Cygames should implement PMs including to none club members, imagine the new dramas
Shoving my Torepipi inside Helios's mouth so she stops talking.
niggas still crying about localization are exactly like that "japanese soldier still fighting 30 years after the war ended" meme
8 minutes until new borrows
I like her localization
>tfw some gangstah disses Helios' flygurl
>>587272405>f*oidsanon, it'd be men pretending they were women who'd be offendeda woman who didn't get filtered by the lewd character designs wouldn't give a shit about 't-man'
>>587272521>>>/vg/umajp
>>587272567Feeding 6-7 shrunken anon tray trays to Helios every day for lunch
>>587272660>Lewd character designsyou know Nikke exists right? Shit in this game isnt lewd
>any trainee that does not call me torena-sandropped instantly
>>587272554you can dm mutuals, it's something
>>587272387I'll take the gyaru gibberish over whatever the fuck the generation that pleads for appeal of their 'simple words' and 'unalive' bullshit because holy shit so much for using the appropriation card excuse but also not living up to it
>>587272554have you ever been pm'd in a game after wining and called slurs? that is all the function would get used for, shittalking people you beat or got beat by in cm
>>587271298>>587271098have a good monday gwos
>>587272742You can?
>NOOOOOOO THE LOCALIZATION IS WRONG YOU'RE ERASING JAPANESE CULTURE>what? other alternative? i don't know japanese>t. tourist that doesn't even play the gameI know some parts are cringe but come on
>>587272720But women do get triggered by bouncing tits
>>587272763No you wouldnt take it because you dont know what the fuck it is
>>587270539If you can provide a compelling sequence of events showing how a list of frequent room joiners will result in massive thread drama, then once I get home tonight I will parse my hakuraku room match folder for a list of names and join frequency. But it has to be extremely compelling.
>>587272259no it doesn't
>>587272770i would just send opera emotes to the cm finalists i beat
reminder that gyarus were never real other than a brief fashion trend. there were no slutty gyarus at school, no DJ gyarus at parties, and especially no gyaru prostitutes, all was made up by doujinshi and manga
>>587270497You should mlb the scenario banner with the first good guts card and free pulls yes.The list is decent but not all-encompassing. In L'Arc for example you are much more likely to run 3 speed over any of the other options listed and in mecha 2 stam decks are a thing too which is not depicted here.
oh no no no no they dusted the two best free cards to farm greens on the cm and pulled on brick banners
>>587272848I've been here long enough to understand that gyaru is more about the leaning of delinquency they have as well how it's about breaking the made up rules of normality ffs learn about gap moe
>>587272973you can already do that
>>587272554after cm i check if their club has discord and go in there to gloat
>place 1st on finals>post opera sticker>place 3rd on finals>post neicha sticker>place 2ndUuuuh I wouldn't know
>>587273026no they dont see it, if we had pms i'd be certain they'd get it in the mail
>>587272865Any list with V or Umama in it will result in massive thread drama. Rate the room joiners by win rate too
>>587272720yeah it's not Shift Up levels of holy shit like White Pearl/Blue Pearl, so maybe >suggestivewould have been a more accurate description. My sister hates lewd sexual shit and she loves Uma Musume so the designs are fairly tame on an absolute scale. But you can tell the designers appreciate feminine grace and beauty, emphasizing it in their designs, and that's what a certain class of women would pick up on and hate.
>>587272807We can go further, why the fuck we shit like Tomakomai in the game? No one knows that Tomakomai is. We should change it to Detroit, everyone knows that detroid is
>>587273102Goldship
>>587273021>how it's about breaking the made up rules of normalityThe spirit of punk lives inside a gyaru's heart?
>>587273128is your sister haaaaawt
Reminder that most of /uma/ is against the trannylationhttps://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2fhttps://poal.me/of5m2f
>my trainee showed up with another man
OHAYOU
>>587273135Take him to Tomokomai
>>587273252#justvoted
>>587272865if you post anything like that you can bet no one is joining rooms ever again
>poal[-]
>>587273208Yes, because all of the "delinquent"-core fashion trends and accesories are about sheltered girls with 0 problems pretending to be cool
>>587273347Why? More like no one is joining Umama's rooms ever again for starting up shit like this.
uh oh melty
>>587272865You should also average their placements in all their matches to post along with their names
>>587273115They're already known to join rooms. Old news is by definition not compelling drama.>>587273347Why wouldn't they? Is it supposed to be a secret?Even after a room is full and starts, you can still see who's in it, unless spectator is turned off, which only V does>>587273438That might be too much for me at the moment
>>587273208No shit. You ever thought why gyarus' appearance are all about being flashy even to the point of having a tan to stick out like sore thumbs? Zoomers don't have that flashiness to them and they sure aren't gutsy enough to not go against normality like the bunch of meeks they are
>>587273347No one new is joining rooms already, let him so the autists joining can fuck off tooIt's confirmed the thread would be better without them
Only literal troons defend the localization changes. That being said, if you actually cared you'd play the JP version with a patch. Globaltards must accept the fact that they will never get the authentic Umamusume experience and are instead gobbling down the fanfiction of a white roastie and her orbiters. You will always be pseudo fans and fake waifufags.
Hag sex
Good now I get to ignore this for another week
>>587272990I'll have 90k carats by the time Orfevre guts releases, but that would completely bankrupt me. There's a terrible carat drought in 2028 that I'm trying to plan around. Needing to mlb Daiwa/Shakur/Falco/Ai or some combination thereof and still pull for an uma or two is going to be difficult.
gyaru is an inferior culture to gakis and jirai kei anyway, no wonder it died so fast and most of it was made up by porn addicts
>>587273562the jp translation patch is shit as well though
uma uma samba
>>587273530>Zoomers don't have that flashiness to themWrong.
Only V wants to start room drama because he's blacklisted from joining them.
roasties getting toasty
>587273562Excellent bait, bravo
>>587273562>hagfagOpinion discarded
>>587272309You are trans.
The localisation debate consists entirely of stupid people because the smart people are either:>playing JP>doing their reps>realising it doesn't matter
>>587273562>yeah bro just play JP like me bro I'm so superior bro>play it in japanese? of course I can't play it without the MTL translation bro retard
>>587273562>authentic Umamusume experience>JP version with a patchpick one
>>587273651inb4 after that photo all of them had panic attacks because the sun was too bright
>>587273221she's pretty cute. Not "oh my god you live with THAT?! KILL YOURSELF" levels but cutevery fun and a great cook, too. She sucks at Zelda and steals all my luck in Uma Musume, it's a good time.
>>587273562>eating MTL garbagelol, lmao even
>>587273626
>>587273502its less that its supposed to be "secret" and more that who you are isnt supposed to matter to people. anonymous image board and all that, room data lacking names is supposed to curb attentionwhoring.
>accidentally opened clanker finishing screen before reset so i lost the winning race daily missionFUCK
>>587273723You will EAT da zoomer slangs injected into the medieval fantasy setting game and you will RIKE it
>>587273723>>587273562Fuck off to umajp tranny
>>587273723Pretty much, yeahOnly ones whining about localization are NPCs and "culture warriors" defending a culture they don't care about, about a game they don't play, so they can get internet bucks
>>587273626Quite possibly the perkiest of all time.
REMINDER>>587239231>>587239231>>587239231try not to laugh
>>587273868Time for another run for those dailies gwo
>>587273787they are wearing sunglasses you retarded gyaru
Doto, what are we doing at Fuku's place?
jirai kei more like jirai gay lmao
>>587273685I'm an omnifag though.>>587273731>>587273753>>587273816I don't play with the patch so your straw man is whatever. Any attempt at playing the original game, patched or not, is still superior than whining all the time ITT about localization.
>>587273902If you don't like it don't buy it Simple as>>587273968And you think that's gonna stop them from complainig the sun is too bright, hence they have to use sunglasses, but that's racists against the blind?
>>587273990>never watched the anime award
I’m going to delete my account if I get Valentines Ryan.
I have N2 and still only play global because I'm a metafag and don't give a FUCK about the story and characters, don't have time for that shit
>>587273921I have for years had a personal belief that anyone that types "KEKED", "KEKAROO", "KEEEEEEEEK" or any similar expression is a third-worlder so this tracks
>>587273921>gmt +8 could only be from this countrywow retard, amazing nyoticin there
>>587274021>uses MTL trash>posts AI slopbro stop you're making it worse
>>587273643suzuka doesn't have such a big dumpy
>>587273921>briandyke is a turd worlderno surprise there
>>587273921>be brown>be transGod cursed him both ways.
>>587274063dont roll for fujin gwo...
machan....
>>587274063might as well delete your account anyway if you're wasting currency on a "meta uma" that you never liked before a sloptuber told you to pull for her
>>587274043point to the doll and tell me where the 6 7s
>>587274123You're saying as if neither official manga english release aren't infected with mtlkuuga..
>>587274021>I don't play with a patch>explicitly explains how he indeed, plays with a patch in his own postyou are so retarded it's not funny
>>587274085same here, 100% a correlation
>put up a borrow custom tailored for dirt oguri crappers>most daily borrows are for a seiun sky
Hi bros bye bros
>>587274218On my mouth and on my cock
>>587274278>McQueen
>>587273921is his post wrong tho? Laurel is a trash uma which is why her manga flopped
Can you guess them all?
>>587274278>McQueencute
mgu mgu
600 ramonu pulls secured
>>587274423worry about your financial situation insteadgo back to your sweatshop sweaty
>>587274446all me
>>587274501Fat fuck
I'm not a pedo. Which Uma is for me?
Oguri why are you like this
>>587274187-1 clock
Have sex with umas.
>>587274446obuhispechudcurren (pregnant)grassscarletair shakur (force fed)
>>587274628Maya
i'm too busy having sex with ningen
>>587274628
>>587273921funny, but no one in this thread actually cares about laurel, right?
>>587274706>air shakur (force fed)hot...
>>587274676
>>587274114it's actually even more humiliating if that anon is an indog instead, because SEAs don't like being mistaken for the other
yanny
what was the cutoff for class 6 retention last week? I haven't been looking since I usually get 1.08m on the first day of each week
>>587274253Correlation is not causation, you know
>>5872749871.15
>>587274270Frontfags need a Sky with dirt/mile sparks for CM22>t.frontfag borrowing custom dirt mile uma for making Sky parents
My japanese wife is so cute.
How many bongs are there on this general?
>>5872749871.025 or so before i went to sleep
>>587275125>Kentuckian
Laurel's release is gonna be so funny, the supposed succubus who has close to 0 trainer pandering and talks about Brian every 4 words, but who cares she's meta for long and that's all that matters other uma portrayed as a succubus by fanarts is Hishi Miracle and her career is also boring as fuck, but to be honest the entire 2002 gen is the definition of mid
>>587274901But Azuma-sama, Tazuna is an u-
>>587275171guess it slowed down then. I got 1.063 already so back to wasting energy on carnival
I'm not interested in subumans
reminder to all flatliners that fan farming gets you lots of carats
>>587275242just kidding! lolwhat retard actually believes that, amirite?
sexu wa
>>587275391reminder that there's people who flatlined over the 3x career bonus lmfao fucking retards
>>587275125White woman jumpscare
>>587275485did those rewards exceed 150 carats/day?
sexual girl fuck sex uma
eat this burger RIGHT NOW
>>587275736300 carats/day
>>5872757361,000 carats/day
>>587275736350 carats
>>587275874why do uma love burgers so much
what is the point of the camera mode if I cannot access the png on my pc?
>>587275874burgers are my favorite, and Taiki is my favorite burger>>587276060BECAUSE
i love my american wife dearly
>>587276160you can
>>587276128t. mindbroken by tray-tray
there's a burgerking like 3 streets away from my college and I go there every tuesday. for 5 dollars I get a burger, a drink, fries, and empanadas shit's so good
I'M ON A DIET STOP POSTING BURGERS YOU FUCKING FAGS
Everything that is beautiful and pure is being raped by the woke mind Satan until everything is as twisted and diseased as it is.
>>587276382
>>587276225enlighten me
burger kingu
Burgies are so great everyone loved it during the world cup EVEN when they wanted to hate it
>>587276382don't shay that.....
>>587276382you can eat burgers on a diet if you cook them yourself
top burg for a top gun
>>587276439>
>>587276329giwtwm, just having a fat place nearby
>>587276425
>>587276382Geat low fat meat, a few eggs and onions, and cook them in the ovenLot's of lettuce, some tomatoes and pickles, skip the saucesThere, healthy burger
>>587276612Taiki has great taste, the Double Bacon Western Cheeseburger from Carl's Jr. is fantastic
>>587276192>>587276204based taikichads
>>587275971tach had a big wife
>actually liking Taiki and her shit voiceGet a new meme.
>>587276612>carl's and not hardee's BASED
WE LIKE UMAMUSUME HERE BUCKO
>>587274910Indogs are +7
Samba(l)
>>587276749*taiki's voice* no *wiggles finger*
>>587275971>>587276720Nakadashi all of them.
wtf last second demotion
1,000,000,000,000 children
>hurr durr she's an amerifat and I like her even if she's a shit charactermutts, everyone
good day dacchis
>>587276981They really are like that huh
>>587277004good day to you
>>587276915
>hurrr i hate her despite being the best character just because she's american durrturd worlders, everyone
If this post ends in 7, you lose to Taiki in the finals.
>>587276981
>>587277158Grass isn't American
>>587276981She's a kind girl who loves her fwiends, i think thats based
>>587277080I'm an asshole, but when she fails training and yells >"OUCH"I laugh until I nearly piss myself
Only a pure bred american uma could have a fat ass like Grass Wonder lololol
>>587277264correct grass is a pure japanese maiden
Burgers are not an American invention.
Taiki is a lovely girl and if you think otherwise you are just a bad person!
>>587277408Only non-americans care about such thingsEat shit, we perfected it and made it good
the thirdies always have a meltdown over AMERICAN posting
If you ask me I think we should rape the Turboposter. Really run a train on 'em.
ikute dicute
12* Dirt2* Medium5 runs 3 Medium sparks0 Dirt sparksJUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
https://youtu.be/ROtbmOfiVao?t=250Taiki in a nutshell
Post American umas
>>587277408Neither is pizzabut Amercan burgers are the best burgersAmercan pizza is the best pizza
>>587277301Taiki is the sort of person that only bad people dislike.
>>587277873>Amercan pizza is the best pizzaAs an American no it isn't. Never understood why why people thinking dousing the thing in cheese is good.Pizza is all about the sauce first, crust next, topping thirds, and cheese should be like complimentary. Margherita pizza is the way it should be made.
>>587278108This is why your mom talks shit about you on the regular
>>587277161taiki is so adorable
is taiki bad at english or intentionally dumbing it down for her friends?
>>587276626I only see "logs"
>>587278313A little from column A and a little from column B
>>587278108i like bothyou're a feggit
>>587278313she has single digit IQ, it's the best she can donobody minds though, she has the warmest, kindest heart in all of TracenTaik can do no wrong
>>587278313more like the VA prioritized making the japanese voice work sound like someone who is newer at speaking it over having crazy good sounding english when 80% of the dialogue is japanese.
borg
You guys know Taiki is retarded right?
>>587278564she took only one bite out of those burgers and kita had the sloppy seconds
Ameriteios really do be like "my 5000 kcal sugarpizza that I dip into ranch and melted butter and pigfat is the best"... no you're just obese
>>587278616literally me
>SHITnuki[-]
>>587278689
>>587278489Japanese tights
>>587278108Detroit pizza is goodNY pizza is goodChicago 'pizza' is goodCasey's pizza is goodMargherita pizza is goodAll American pizza is good. Hell even sauce on pizza became a thing because of Americans, the wops mostly put toppings on bread called it good enough. The New world breathed new life into pizza just like it did burgers and now everyone else follows suit
>>587278581But she's correct. They're veggies, so it's a healthy snack. And with ketchup, it's double veggies!
*fwoosh*
when carat drops from races refresh? With the normal reset, or CM/banner reset?My first Unity carat run with 43 races gave me fucking ZERO
people often post about umas like Jordan being easy to trick into sex but Taiki definitely fucks on the first date
>>587278791
vfujin is a loh pulldo you want to do a loh pull
>>587278631i get a pizza about once a month from a local spot and dont do any of that stuff to it.
>>587278862normal reset
>>587277860
>>587278862Daily mission resetUnlucky
>>587278791so smol... taishin test ToT
>>587278884
jp got the right ideaif you max all stats, you win
>>587278631
gorudo shitty desu, domo
First time I see this many sparks on a fan run with no skills bought
>>587278976Taishin...
>>587276952Narita Taishin would be the best mom. She's serious enough that kids would obey her, understands that people can be pretty nasty for no reason and appreciates the only one who saw something in her when no one else did.Little did she know at the time what he saw in her at that time would be their future baby.
>>587279018get ready for
We made a fuck sometimesWe made a fuck, oh yes we didWe did, we did, we did, we didOh how we made sheets roll
>>587279138AWOOOOOOGA
>>587279272trim your nails bro
>>587278920Too brown/not brown enough to be american
>>587279126it's oki I'm a moody bitch too so we'd get along great
>>587279342I am getting mixed signals here bro
>>587278896people are being misled big time and think she's vbobo's powercreepshe's not even remotely as good
>>587278976Creek could hide her own baby bump with those pajamas
>>587279342>does he know
>>587278920>>587279342HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>587278896i found the "she's top of A tier in medium" gaslight particularly funnylike nigga in medium jp chanmi anything below S is poopoo
>>587278393her smile makes me smile
Good morning friends!!
>>587278549>runs off to find his favorite jockeywhat a cute hors
>would rather fuck a dog than a m*n
>>587279846same
Jigg options:https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/LUrn75https://jiggie.fun/LUrn75
15%
>>587279813Hello friendo
>>587280002Easy click bro
>>587279846Oops sorry wrong pic
>>587278631>projecting paul
Can't wait to get gaslight when I need either/or both Laurel and/or Neo or else I'm bricked.
>>587280002it says 0% bwo
>>587280045>>587280094always referring to this goobers since no one has a way of telling
>>587278896>>587279437>>587279763you faggots aren't even TRYING shameful
>>587280047I wish
>>587280086I'm running Yuni in longs. I dont care. Sprints too
>>587280019
>>587278631TRVTHNUKE
>>587280203just read gametora bro
>>587280179>imma post 15% without contextfuck you then
Pizza is about the toppings first, then dough, then sauce, then cheeseA proper pizza has a thin and crunchy base, a generous and well spread base of sauce that covers as much of the pizza as possible while still letting you grab onto the slices, cheese of good quality but in small amounts, then your favourite toppingsAmerican pizza is awful, thick soft dough bases that are oily as fuck, everything greasy as shit, 3x the amount of cheese you should use, often they abuse oregano too much because they think that makes it "italian" and "authentic" too
>>587280086Lates are really going to take off when those characters debuts.
it's overim the bottom earner in the club
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>587276952Taishin would die at childbirth
I'm running Helios in Dirts. I don't care. Mediums too
>>587280086Neo is really cute, very good in med and a good parent for lates. Im pulling
>>587280086people still use uni as parent today on JP bro
>>587280375I'll burn down Mambo if they kick you
>>587280364this is a copethey need pasa/cafe first
>>587280086NeoUni is very good both as a parent and ace in medium distance cms for lates but if you arent interested in her you can always just borrow her as a parent when applicable. I plan on just ticketing her.
>>587280086Just read what uni does bro is not that hard
>>587280348>t.foreigner who's never had american pizzaignorant shit-for-brains
>there will come a time when ace skills are locked to certain styles and distancesIs that the moment the game loses it's soul?
>>587280375you're second to last by 30k fans
>>587280375mambwo...
yes, I would like to tap that thank you
>>587280002>classic janDid you get turn 2 charming and perfect RNG? How the hell do you have 548 speed already
>>587280549there are uma in the game right now like that
>>587280583Please dont say such things about my sexy hagwife
my tomboy gf
>>587280503She makes my peepee hard and I become Italian? How does that help in CMs?
>>587280458that strengthens them more, but Laurel and Spes are very strong even without them. >inb4 latekek copenever pulled a single late surger, all my favorites are fronts/pacers with 2 ends being an exception
>>587280731tomboy? kitasan tomboy?
>>587280737>how does that help in cm'sit improves your winrate in autumn races
>>587280719she must be a freak in bed
space ass
>>587280549>specialized skills only work in their specialization?>wtf?You can always use older umas.
>>587280696no charming, just gaming and only clicking speed + wit
>>587278631Basically
why is it that only mambros use the demonic DAAAAAHBY
yuni has 30 wit bonus btw she's not that good
>>587281085newcuties dont know the old lore...
someday Mambo will die....
>>587281085demon darb was never good
>>587280839honestly i can see it. she doesn't act particularly girly or feminine, so by default being an athlete would push her into tomboy territory.
>>587280937>thinks it's about being a metafagI see, SEA hours have begun
ok umadachi, i do not have any CB wit card, is using the free and paid selector to get her 1lb retarded or no? It's either wit CB or pwr Daichi ruby
>>587281108stat growths barely matter after this shitshow scenario
>>587281263get cb
>>587281263you probably dont have any better uses for the selectors so go for it
>>587281263If you main Ends sure but Ends will die soon
i got class demoted irl...
>>587281263Heyyy I am in the same positon, except I already have lb1 ruby. I wanna know too
>>587281085literally saved the club by getting el deported btw
>>587281269wrong, training umas without speed bonus always feels awful
>>587281263you can cope without ruby with leap forward but the white version of daring strike does fucking nothing and ends need DS for every distance
>>587281263If you really like ends and dont care about CB the uma (who will be the best end when she releases next month), then you can consider it but know that CB wit will die in L'Arc when we start using only 1 wit card.
Which way, /uma/?
>>587281263better than fucking ruby thats for sure
>>5872814484kids because it has a burger
>>587278896LoH is the real pvp once it releases and CM is unimportant after that.
>>587280086>a boring, raging lesbian stuck in longslopOR>a cute alien with a nice career and complimentary sleevejobsDamn this is a hard choice to make
>>587281448thanks for the food
>>587281448first one obviously, gives her more character
>>587281448burg wins
>>587281419No way Ramonu's gold skill is better than Daring Strike
>>587281448burger...
>>587281692It's stupidly good.
>>587278332>hey, you, you're finally awake
>>587281708>i wonder how much water is in this thing
>>587281448RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB
>>587281692i think the only endcloser you gonna be using in arc is CB and she can't use her own card so you get it from ayabe pwr
>>587281779You can always drink more.its a fake burger btw
>>5872816924s of 0.25 (daring strike) vs 2.4s of 0.35 (same as curvature), so daring strike is better in isolation but not enough to make up for the fact that Ramonu is just the better card
every uma should talk like they're in Rick & Morty desu
>>587281692daring strike is slightly better BUT ramonu showers you with other midrace velocity skills to make up for it
I am going to be a crackhead and use two selectors to get my ssr pwr Ayabe to lvl45.
i'm kinda full... i'll save my burg for later
there could be DIRT SASH niggers out here he mutters as the wind blows onto his chest
an ok first real run, had to calculate to make sure I hit 601 stam with great mood lol
>>587282136play the game
>>587275971>fat>ugly>BPD
>>587282136*requests Takamatsunomiya Kinen*
>>587282069>level 45i forgot they have levels. is this mlb?
>>587282257whoa
>>587281263Which uma do i dick pick from tick>F.Tama>Falco Concert>Kitasan white>Wonder Acute>Rob Roy>Sweep Tosho
>>587282353ugh...
hi nonny
>>587282369
>>5872823573*>>587282069aniki...no
>>587282438hi
[-]
>>587282260channeling my inner zoomer right now, but holy moly this was an insane aura farming moment. the little track employee being like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT GET OFF YOUR HORSE NOOOOOOO and then the crowd going apeshit. for some reason i thought i remembered eisen flash bowing alongside him though, i guess that was some other time.
>>587282353they grow up so quickly...
>>587282069MLB ayabe is even worse than 1LB ruby don't bother
If we run 1 wit in l'arc, what even should be the main selector targets? >creekStamina cards are cope and never used unless you dont have stam parents>finemo1 wit means only ramonu gets used>cbsame as finemo>kitapasa speed kills herIs there any card out right now which you can selector and will be used during l'arc other than urara guts and tachyon speed? Im not using selectors on cards which only improve my deck during GM
Ulala SEXOOOOOOO
>>587280839Kitasan is constantly bragging about being jacked 100% tomboy
>>587282584Tach Maru Ruby Creek are the best bets
>>587282562was he kneeling before the emperor or something? who were those two old fucks?
We should poach their danchou
>>5872825842.5 anni introduces stamina contest, basically power conservation but for stamina (technically HP, so recoveries work too)we're probably getting it in a month but either way you need a stamina card by l'arc
>>587282804nta but yeah, that was the emperor. He came to watch AkiTen that year
>>587282369Rob Roy, just look at THOSE
>>587282584>Creekyou should already have her mlb>stam parents mean you never run stam cardslollmaoretard>Finemoyou should already have her mlb>Kitasanyou should already have her mlb
>>587282567>>>/b/
>>587282485>>587282575Okay what should I use them on then? Assuming the hag rolls dont change anything here. I am thinking Sichi speed
>>587282931based jockey, imagine how much the crowd would have lost their shit if Flash had bowed too
>>587282584Jungle Pocket speed
FIVE HOURS UNTIL BAITO WAIFU COMES HOMEFIVE HOURS UNTIL I YELL OKAERI WITH PIC RELATED
It's look like SSR Sweepy 0LB is not goodDamn...
>>587282584>If we run 1 wit in l'arcyou run 2, stop falling for gaslight
>>587282931Honorable & virtuous descendants of a remorseless war criminal
>>587283385even if that's true, most anons will have either NN, Finemo, or CB wit, and buhis will have at least two of those
>it's not even 50% into the month and the overnight botting is proving oppressivecygames, please.
You and Me! One-on-One! In the bed
>>587283085nothing there is worth upgradingdo you have smaru speed already 3LB+?
room218995122189951221899512
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>>587283659I got Zero Maru.
My cum was really watery today. I don't think my trainee wife would've accepted it like this.
>>587280086my account will be bricked if i don'tget them because my dick and my heart will be sad
>>587283836probably your best bet then unless you plan to never train a front even for TT or whatevereither that or max out your super creek if you haven't already
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=64khpe4Jt0HNpT1dBvEkifRs
>>587283697host one more
>>587284036Open league deities...
>>587283697I saw yeppers fucking DIE>>587284054was about to634197986341979863419798
>>587284036The view from 2nd belongs to Silence Suzuka
humiliation ritual
Windburger
>>587284141My business? RiskyMy Yukino? YEPPERS!
>>587284002I dont train fronts really. I borrowed her for the two TT fronts I have. Apart from that the only fronts I want are my bro and roundest Falco. They are still a long time away. Dunno if I would even use speed Maru for them by then
>>587284141that's a lot of frontsthanks for joining
>>587284486should've picked up hesitant fronts on shitty
Space.
>>587284486Thanks for hosting!
>>587284486thanks for hostan
>>587284486Thanks for hosting
>>5872844866 fronts... I think I will give up running El Condor Pasa at this point
I've come back from my job and I am sweaty and stinky. I am raping the next Uma posted.
>>587284486thanks for hosting
>>587284385transcend comes out a bit before falco speed so you use maru for a few months stilli'm not sure what other speed card you use for parade falco herself since you can't use her own card and maru is probably too old (heh)
>>587284594
I can't stop listening to inmu king remixes guys please help me https://youtu.be/otNi6ofelzA
>>587284385>>587284641but if you don't care for fronts until then and you already have a good selection of strong speed cards then you don't need maru speed although she is a strong stat stick for GMi'd just save the selectors until you get spooked by something good
>>587280375I couldn't log in for a couple days and I couldn't say so in the clubI got kicked.... I wasn't playing much anyway but man...
>>587284641Mhm yeah I guess. I will never run fronts seriously, might as well work on the card
nice rooms you're on the room list joiners now heehee
>>587282453exquisite flatness
:()
>>587284782ex-mambwo...
>>587284823I was already on that list because I join rooms
7 and shiraoki gives me the pirate token today
Oguri wit is pretty good...
ohamile sitting on my face
I want to have sex with Gold Ship
7 and Suzuka sambas on my dick
>>587284746>2.5million views
7 and shakur gives me a sharkteeth blowjob
>>587285235It's so cloverIt has never been more clover
>>587285267>67
Suzuka is a real succubus unlike Laurel
now you remember clover club
what if i kissed someone here
>>587284782My bad, you take in some random and he disconnects for three days
proof?
>>587284746Accept your fate. They're simply PEAK
>>587285171lolNips watch it every weekend
now you remember rebricked
>>587285312>ShakalakaI miss him... Shakalaka back in monhun when?
I'm quite fond of umanko slop
>>587284746>i share a general with actual troglodytes that listen to AI music
>>587284746Lememe's version is pretty kino too. It's a 2 songs mix https://youtu.be/cELSci0svw0
>>587284746they keep taking them down lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H11HD51MR8A
>>587285835It's okay because it's Japanese
>>587285835It might come as a shock to you, but some people in a website made for fans of Japanese culture are into Japanese culture.
umamusume umanko on my face
You guys should be nicer to me
>>587285957Really is crazy how the Japanese got one shot by AI slop
>>587285835the term ai slop implies the existence of ai gems
You guys should **** me
Your trainee's guts seem to be lacking, why don't you focus on training that?
>>587286089Alright, I'll kill you~
>>587285835Pretty sure we all enjoyed AI gems like "what is diddy blud doing on the calculator" and "we are charlie kirk"
>>587286089If youre desparate then why not ask the chiyo anon to kiss you
>>587285235It's just ~5% cashback for uma rolling (limited to 600 carats monthly).
>>587285835Rice after taking my dick out
>>587286204For me it's currently Bomboclat Wallahi
of course you give me fast learner here
>>587286245Because she wants a dick, is this what you wanted to hear??
>>587284863>>587285407Not a mambwoh oy neigh Don't have anything against them though, pretty chill and cool clu/v/
my god I had one last attempt to get through tenner shoe
>>587286423But "You guys should dick me" doesnt make any sense
>>587284746I haven't been able to like any of the remixes yet because they haven't been able to get even close to the genius of the first one.I guess not having the word Rape in the lyrics also does that.
Anyone have the soundpost of Eishin Flash fighting Jewish ghosts because of Canopus using a ouija board
>>587286485bwo they freed that spot for someone hereYou could probably join back since they'll keep it open till next month.
>>587286571>Bandori poster>likes rapelike peanut butter and jelly
>>587286519How about "fuck me" instead, doofus?
45%
Which uma will clean my smegma and unwashed asshole?
>>587286818That would make more sense but surely no one would make such a crass request on an anonymous imageboard. It could be any 4 letter word I choose to interpret the original message differently.
>>587286818How about "bomb me" instead, retard?Its very clear they meant "rape me", seeing as they are a deranged transexual who probably was abused as a child, rendering them unable to comprehend loving and caring relationships between 2 adults
>>587286778Figured as muchIt does serve as an excuse to stop playing since I was getting tired of it anywayAt least I left with two cm platinums in a row
>>587286485You were a low earner for a very long time to be fair so I can't blame them
>>587287049Paul...
>>587286997Ugly crone
>>587287117Yeah I don't blame them either, I'm happy to have lasted as much as I did. Don't know when I joined but it was almost a year for sureI focused too much on CMs
*comes everywhere*>>>>>>>>>>>>>good moodnot getting that stam bonus so trash regardless
>>587283579yeah the funniest part of that clip to me is that the fans ate it up. i had no idea the japanese actually liked the emperor.
>>587287108even MANT survivors couldn't pass the GL check and are quitting.....
>>587287407It hadn't had anything to do with the scenario really, if anything MANT started the burning process. I liked GL I just lost interest in the game in generalFor me peak was unity cup post buff
>>587287328You can probably join an A club here if you want. I know you said you were gonna quit but I figure if you were deadset on quitting you wouldn't be talking here
Battlecruiser operational.
>>587285835i thought the same until someone here linked me japanese ai generated african tribal musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnUL3Zh6I4si kinda get it now...
>>587287108Nyooo don't...
>>587287623>>587287280
>>587287049projecting tom...
gonna be honest bros, I would totally suffer 3 years of getting abused by gold city if I got to fuck her at the end.
What if I loved you all?
>>587285267
>>587287708But I thought you do?
>>587287335bwo your tokyo racecourse ○?bwo your standard distance ○?bwo your corner recovery ○?bwo your straightaway recovery?bwo your triple 7s?bwo your be still?bwo your watchful eye?bwo your a small breather?bwo your familiar ground?bwo your ignited spirit sta?
>>587287785
>>587285391what if you sucked my dick?
>>587285835https://voca.ro/1cJ0rK5ubIXv
>>587287697
>>587285326veritas in felicita
>>587287585I might just because I want to get Mr CB and eventually chevachi and vivlos.If anything I'll just take a break for this month
>>587287819stam bonus, not stam. dingus
>>587287983track bonus is a crutch
>>587285391you're an ugly man and because you're poor on top of that, no woman will ever let you do that to her>inb4 letyou don't have that kind of courage, either
>>587288102what's wrong with this dog
>>587288102>doguma
>>587288102wtf uma musume predicted drone warfare?
>>587286913this is the run! good job shichifag
>>587288147She bites
>>587288102how does that help with racing
>>587287902HOLY SHITDID I JUST LISTEN TO A PEAK
>>587288102that was carrying my amazon order....
>>587288265We don't accept frauds
>>587287982don't need to brick yourself for the month if you're gonna keep playing neigha. I have no clue if any danchuds here are still trying to recruit or if they gave up for the month. But the /vm/ clubs are definitely still recruiting so you can join one of their A clubs or B+ clubs this month for sure
>>587288265oh did Yanko retire instead of jobbing at turf races?
>>587288305racing?
>>587288102This thing doesn't deserve to be a 3*
>>587287661as a sporadically fan of traditional / folk music this triggers me deeply
>>587288405retard
>>587288235thanks, she's trying. will keep trying to improve
>>587288368>abusive lesbian
Your favourite horse? Yeah, Kincsem mogs them
>>587288448first ever dirt G1 winner, even if by a technicalitythere are plenty of actual G1-less frauds to complain about
>>587288368not beating the DV stereotype
>>587287661this ruined my youtube algorithm forever hasn't it
>>587288698You can delete it from your history
>>587288698Nothing wrong with orangestar music
>>587287902
>>587288368Correction is needed, through pregnancy.
>>587287902it's peak
>>587288843>incestCringe
what do you call it when you really like shoujo art sometimes but find yourself self-inserting as the rapist, not the heroine self-insert?
>>587288698>he has watch history turned on
>>587288073why do you lie about me like this
