>News, Dev Blogposts & Podcasthttps://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/>Patch Noteshttps://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/wow-forever-beta-development-notes-%E2%80%93-updated-november-2/2360696/10>Talent Calculatorhttps://wowforevertalents.com/>NA Guilds<Clover Club> RP-PvP Alliance<FUN HAVERS> PvE Alliance<You Have To Go Back> PvP Horde<Daybreak Company> RP-PvE Alliance>EU Guilds<Breeland Watch> PvP Horde<Wrench> PvE Horde<FRESH> PvP Alliance>How to join a guildType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who is online and whisper anyone.Previous>>587291129
allysissy status?
Tauren cock
Forsen is having fun in pvp
What guild should I join?Pve horde NA btw
Didnt know the thread was full of server technicians, why arent you guys working for blizzard if you have all the solutions to the "faction imbalance" problem you guys claim is real
>last stand gives you 30% of max health for 20 seconds>victory rush heals 10% of max health>last stand temp health counts towards that>last stand now effectively heals you instead of lending HPNew prot warrior meta bros
>yeah, I jack off to rule 34 gnome porn, how could you tell?
>>587299428I look like this
>>587299512gaped & raped
EU PvE Alliance guild when?
>most played raceundead own this shit
GREEN TYRONE WUZ HEREMUH DICK
>Retail trannies infesting every server>Roleplay is filled with out of character political liberal discussions about taking HRTRetail troons... will kill forever.Trade chat is filled with those clamoring about "returning to retail in two weeks after this fomo is over"
Dwarf Shaman or Undead PaladinThat is all. If you pick ANYTHING else you are a RETARDED GOYIM.
the bald man has been shitting on pvp servers for 1.5 hours to open his stream.it's over. reroll to pve now if you're still on pvp and plan on playing this game longer than the launch 2 weeks trust the plan.
Time for another day of brutal night elf rape in Ashenvale. I love being an orc warrior on the PVP realm.
If you care to preserve RP you need to start gatekeeping hard. Unlock your inner tism. Kick and scream and flail. Throw melties. Make them leave in character
Should I give up if I'm not level 20 in PVP?
>>587299563>I didn't realize you were a chef, is that how you knew I took a dump on your plate?
This thread will be better
Faction imbalance has once again killed the game but this time instead of taking long enough for the illusion to last until people are level 60 it only took a week to completely dispel all the fantasy. Game is dead after not even one full week.All the fucking retards just didn't learn anything from retail - not a god damn thing.
>rogue is too retarded to kick the druid of the fang sleep>sleeps the priest so no dispel>we diethis class is either played by mongoloids or gankers
>>587299630>>Roleplay is filled with out of character political liberal discussions about taking HRTHavent seen this once on the horde side of things
seems like melee are just buzzsawing through mobs while casters are nerfed compared to classic?
PvE Tauren Druid has been the comfiest I've been in years
Talk me out of playing shaman
is there a horde RPPVP guild yet
>>587299702Works fine on PvE, I can even play both factions
Is there a browser plugin that automatically hides all the porn spam on /wowfg/ ?
>>587299679Yes
>>587299796>The thing that is irrelevant for my server is irrelevant for my serverwow!
>>587299742yjk this is a trans puppygirl
>>587299078>>>/v/751213842forgot it was a /v/ thread
Login queues to ensure the ratio on the live servers is at worse 52:48 at all times. This is the only solution. Anything short of that and the PvP server is effectively dead.
>group up for Gilneas wall quests, all roughly 20's>like a war with the respawns>Son of Arugal crashes the party>we desperately fight and kill himFelt so fucking good to get revenge on that dickheadI'll say one thing, he teaches you situational awareness
Why is the lfg tool / list bound to your layer? Isnt that kind of retarded and defeats the purpose of it?Fucking fat piece of shit aggrend
>>587299890. . .NOT a puppygirl. I'm a catgirl, fuck you.
I've tried telling people to use the out of character channels when discussing stuff... none of them will listen.I got ganged up on and bullied for trying to keep to the roleplay rules and not talking about politics and retail wow in public chat.
>>587299936Nah, they'll just do Warmode. (What they should have done from the start)
>made 5 gold at lv 28 just with cooking meats>about to spend 5 golds for skinning skillWoooo
>>587299614Undead are trans-coded and most WoW players in 2026 are transgender.
How do I get to the skywatch plateau in Mulgore?
>femNelf hunter>pve sever selectedyup
Are there any must have mods for forever? I'm a newfag to wow
My brother is about to start but I already rolled pvp horde. How bad is the faction lock atm can he get in if he tries?
>>587299936
why are you guys pretending to care about faction imbalance solely because it's the horde that are the primary faction? if it was alliance that was the main pvp faction you'd all be quiet
Evercold waiting room
>>587299993yeah sure you are
Are the new recipes from waylaid crates bop? can I pay some tailor in mats to get the item? im double gather
>>587299936answer from the start was just not having pve or pvp servers, but do warmode
>>587300027i'm not sure, but you might get there using the new path that connects mulgore, desolace and stonetalon
>>587299936>37% HumanGrim, boring troglodytes
there should be an arcane talent that improves conjured items like warlock has, maybe instead of that boring armor bullshit
>>587300130It's all BoP. You're meant to craft it yourself.
>add a faction lock to ensure balance>but also make it so players can make 5 accounts for the other side for freeaggrend is a genius
>quests - accepted>mallet - createdyeah, it's dungeon time
>>587300090unironically
>>587300008>>587300151Warmode doesn't fix the problem. It is not the same as a PvP server. It's anti-classic. Stop trying to port retail functionality into the game you trannies.
>>587300130Nope, all those new items are BoP, kind of a reward for leveling your profession and to give them a prupose before level 60.
>>587300196>40% transgender humanLOKTAR OGAR!!! just how i remember the Horde from Draenor, sister
>>587300229FUCK
>>587299936The alliance population is going to keep getting lower and lower every day and Blizzard will be none the wiser because their census data is based on if a character exists, not if a character is played.
>>587300298>Warmode doesn't fix the problem.Yes it does>It's anti-classic.Good
i will kill one gnoll tomorrowmaybe
>>587300243
When does enhancement get good / fun? I'm level 10 and this is excruciating.
>>587300127I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG, I'M A CAT, GET IT RIGHT, I PLAY FERAL DRUID FOR A REASON
>>587300391>anon only just got to Redridgeyou're fucked now.
>>587300391Feels good to have an instant cast tag spell.
>PvE fags and PvP fags whining >RP-PvP gaming and having funCannot stop winning.
>>587300298what are the essential characteristics of a pvp server then
>>587300371>Blizzard using third party census dataRETARD ALERT
I keep seeing Warrior doing crazy shit like aoe pumping 6 mobs. Can Druid tank do that, too?
>>587300419Grim...
>>587300471You can't opt out of the pvp at any time, or by flying to a city and turning it off.
>>587300453i got to redridge yesterday actually
>>587299557don't think anyone's made a horde pve na guild yet
Guys which Legacy Talent should I pick first?
>>587299936how is this allowed stop letting people make horde characters
>>587300424because you want to get knotted like all puppygirls do
>>587300468RP-PvP is incredibly comfy and the community is pretty chill
>>587299428https://x.com/Supatease/status/2119786395585958160This is what NA PVP will look like in 1 month: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctn-tKXx4SwIf you roll Alliance you better have that dog in you, like DMX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tef0jj-VEDw
>>587299936Just completely deny all horde character creation until enough new alliance characters reach level 5. Should be as close to 50/50 as possible.Private servers do this effortlessly. No idea why it's difficult for Blizzard.
>>587300391there are 12 other people in your screenshot which means it's literally impossible for you to not be able to group up
>>587300509I'm not talking about third party census data. Blizzard's internal data is worse than the third party data because the third party data is based on /who, Blizzard doesn't care if you're online or not, they only care about if the character exists. People creating characters on the PvP server without playing are equivalent to people that are playing.
>sd female gnome face 1 has angry eyebrows and gnome face 2 is calm>in hd they're swappedWHY????
>>587300592Character creation is not a good metric for enforcing parity between factions. It must be active online players.
>>587300574The only people left to extract money from are people wanting to play Horde on PvP, so that won't happen.
World of Asmongold: Forever
>guildies are from '''''''the UK''''''''>mfw i know theres a higher chance than not that they are a paki, pajeet, muzzie or black, rather than White.>i gquit
Its disturbing how many human female hunters I've noticed with wolf pets.
>>587300027Follow the hillside all the way to the right (if facing the plateau itself) and there will be a zigzagging path that takes you up there
>>587300592Well Blizzard don't want to lose money with people potentially quitting Game due to not being able to make the character they want.
>>587300634that's how i managed to finish westfall quests
You guys know this is an MMORPG and you're supposed to group up with your fellow players for questing right
>>587300687i saw this post last thread, i liked that one better since it didn't use a frog
>>587300691You might be transgender.
>>587300661Ok LARPer
Story time, since I gotta tell someone.>22 Tauren Feral Druid>1 Deviate Dreadfang and 8 Deviate Hides short of completing all WC quests>hear you can kill the non-elite crocs in the instance for easy hides if you can clear or stealth to them>know I can solo a WC elite if I absolutely have to>stealth in, kill the crocs, collect 3 hides>go looking for Dreadfangs>can't find them>15 minutes and half the instance later, turns out they're the Wind Serpents in the lower right of the dungeon>pick one wind serpent that seems more isolated than the rest to solo>precast heals, moonfire, faerie fire, stack 5 combo points and apply rip>war stomp into Regrowth + Renew>shift to bear to tank>turns out these fuckers can fear you>almost get ran into adds but avoid them>use Nature's Grasp to root the dreadfang, step back, apply HoTs, return to cat form>re-apply Rip, shift to bear form, bash the Dreadfang, apply HoTs, shift to cat form>get feared into a Venomspitter>barely finish off the Dreadfang, finishing that quest, loot 1 more Deviate Hide off it>certain I'm going to die to the Venomspitter because I'm out of mana and low on hp and surrounded by hostiles>stall for mana regen by LoSing the serpent with pillars>Hibernate it>Hearth to freedomI think I'm ready for Hardcore.
>>587300687You just need to ask them what their favorite curry is. If they answer with anything other than "I don't eat that shit" then you know they're not white.
>>587300065Spoken is pretty cool, its a mod that adds an AI voiceover to things like quest text, npc greetings, etcIt also has lore dumps whenever you go into a new zone which would be especially good for you if you're new, gives you some context about the area you're questing in
>>587300691They’re all using the Young Black Ravager from Duskwood I’ve noticed.
>>587300589I still dont know how people fall for the pvp meme. I did my time on a lopsided pvp server over 10 years ago. I went pve and havent looked back.
>>587300797>>587300839Just bone chilling if you think about it is all
>>587299428><FUN HAVERS> PvE AllianceWho do i /w for an invite???
>>587300720They'll lose money due to people potentially quitting the game rather than rerolling from severe faction disparity (eventually) happening.Server pop imbalances are actually very bad for all parties involved.
Where in Azeroth do I find shotas to molest?
i haven't played entire day
Reminder that your stupid ass rolled alliance on a pvp server and fell for it again, is your memory that bad from the alcoholism?
blizzard has until the end of today to let me make a horde char on my other account on pvp. im not going to get gangbanged as alliance. fuck that shit. i'll just play my mother account.
>>587300584That's besides the point...
>>587300782well you didnt reply so i reposted it and frogged it just to spite you.>>587300810>he doesnt knowsweet summer child, the Whites in the uk are so cucked they love curry so much that on the citizenship test, the correct answer to what is the national dish of the uk the answer is tikka masala.
>He fell for the PvP meme>fell>for>the>PvP>meme
It feels like everyone already left the game. No one is playing at lvl 45+, it's just dead bracket. Then i check streamers and see them struggling to get from 36 to 37 in a hour. Like wtf - it doesn't feel like people are "taking their time", streamers are literally spamming shit in groups, it feels more like people are just struggling to stay engaged with Forever. It's grim.
It's really strange how anons cant name any private servers or mmos that do perfect 50/50 balance for open world pvp
>>587300889Stormwind
>>587300912I'm on RP pve though?
>>587300780There's still not enough respawn rates to keep the progress at a healthy level when it comes to drop quests.
>>587300889Scarlet Monastery Alternatively me
>>587300691
Just went to stonetalon mountains on pvp and alliance were getting absolutely buckbroken there.
>>587300523with warmode, you would only see other players tagged for pvp. why is it important that people arent able to opt in and out of wpvp?
>>587300974if they take away world pvp and switch it to warmode it's just retail minus minus minus minus minus minus minus minus minus grind the legacy points to minus some of those minuses so you can minus while we minus your game minus your bank account minus your time minus your soul and minus aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll the goodwill we'd reverse-minused
well it seems like the in-game cooldown manager isn't customizable enough to fully replace weakauras.
ALEXENSUAL RUNS THIS GENERAL
I'll be real honest with you the only thing that is going to kill my desire to play Forever is if General Marcus Jonathan doesn't salute you back when you salute him
>>587300687A higher percentage of the UK is white than the US, thoughbeit, inclusing only about 3.5% being black compared to 1-in-5 Americans being black.
>>587300993Levelling in the open world is a dead mechanic. It died after 2010 and everyone moved on. They keep releasing it but it never works.
>>587300996CoA and Turtle, wow that was easy.
>>587301037I'm just noooooooticing is all
>>587300874>Server pop imbalances are actually very bad for all parties involved.Hordecels just want to gank with obscenely unbalanced population ratios on their favor. That's literally why they roll PvP and what world PvP looks like for them. That's why they never fight 1v1, they always call like 10 other hordecels to fight a single guy.
Wait people actually signed up for PvP?
>>587300284Which mod is that?
>>587301135>no proof of either doing thisInteresting
So I'm late to the party. How long do I have to spam character creation before it lets me make a horde on pvp?
>>587301125>inclusingstfu, you brown esl.
>>587300968I know they're curry cucks. If they like curry, they ain't white. I don't care if they appear to be white. I don't care if they can trace their lineage back to pre-roman occupation. If they eat the curry, they're a shitskin to me. Simple as.
retail being shit doesn't make classic not garbage btw
>>587301103the ui in forever is a huge improvement on classic, but it still lacks some of the functionality you're used to if you ever had any ui addons.
where does a chud get a cute elf gf
thirdworld horde mudhutters one-shotting the game in less than week is the most brazilian & mexican thing i'd ever seen.just delete the entire faction.
>>587301151It's funny you say this, because out of the 15 or so 1v1 fights I've initiated with Horde, over half of them they just give up instantly, stand there, and laugh at me as I kill them,I guess unless they outnumber somebody they aren't being stimulated.
fury broshow the FUCK did you muster 1-20
its a white game
>Arthas is still alive in this timelineI take comfort knowing that. Even if he's never used.
>>587301224Darnassus orphanage
>>587300974I rolled PvP because my former guild did, but they haven't invited me to the guild yet, so I'm probably just going to quit the game entirely, 34 levels is further than most quitters reach.
>>587301195>they'rebrown esl moment.
>>587301171Attune
>>587300953Just imagine the sound that knot is going to make as it pops out of you.
I'm at a loss for what spec to run as a warlock for leveling. PvP server if that matters.
>>587301151It's true, the only thing a noshoes is thinking about when questing is where the nearest safe spot is to go form up a 7v2
>>587300993>Retard literally speedruns the game like a troon>skips everything in the actual game>complains no one else is caught up with himeat shit retard, i'm literally a neet who plays for at least 12 hours a day and my only character i've played is a level 26 shaman
>>587301223I would like to be able to make multiple categories, and like icons only showing when you're missing your buff, or it's about to expire...some things about it are good but it's still lacking some other things.
>1% droprate from Serpentisthat can't be right
>>587301387>PvP server if that mattersreroll
>>587300720There's no way to balance without preventing one faction from logging in point-blank. Even if you go with the 50/50 layer approach, that still means there will be layers where green tyrones essentially get to play PvE in peace and farm valuable resources uncontested which essentially nullifies the entire purpose of keeping ruleset economies separate.
Herb/alchemy or mining/bs for a tank paladin?
I will heal female elves with holy magic
Why do third-worlders immediately scream "ESL" when someone makes a typo? Do they not know the difference between not speaking a language with proficiency and hitting s instead of d while typing?
What's her story?
if they don't lock the servers to a permanent 50:50 right the fuck now the game is dead.just do a lottery and faction-swap random horde to alliance based on a pure indifferent random number generator to FORCE 50:50.
>>587301380Mngfhjgd..
The imbalance isn't as bad as people think and I would be not surprised if the actual rate is like 47/53, the problem is the goyim average joes are just hitting their first pvp flagged zone and guess where 90% of horde filters through? The Barrens. No shit you are getting destroyed because you are a nelf or special snowflake alliance that didn' stick to eastern kingdom and decided to quest in one of the Barrens feeder zones. I don't see anyone complaining about horde overpopulation in redridge mountains GEE I WONDER WHY.
>>587301261Had a solid, regular little party to assist until I could get my profs and talents. I would have quit if I had to solo all of that shit and get gibbed a billion times
>sky elf lvl 6>played 1hwhat the fuck
>>587300808
>>587301504The sound you're going to be making as you gag on it.
anyone on EU RP-PvP? it's been very comfy so far, level 36 right now on alliance
>year of our lord 2026>zoomers hate pvpbasedboy broccoli hair is so real is not even funny
>>587301498She yearns for orc cock.
>>587301465>retardly low drop rate on something people wantThat's the Vanilla way, babyyyy
>>587301498the true ruler of Orgrimmar, controlling it from the shadows with the power of cunny
>>587301496If you've ever tried to read a second language and come across a typo it's very jarring to your comprehension. So when ESL sees a minor spelling mistake they get very aggravated and insecure.
>>587301517you are a gay retard and have no idea what you are talking about. welcome to worlo warkaka btw. i can tell this is your first time playing.
>>587301490herb/mining
>on PvP servers you have to be on constant alert for roving bands of green tyrones and are in perpetual danger of getting jumped 3v1It's almost like real life...
>woke up at 9am>had breakfast>started playing, level 49>it is now 20:00 and im level 52is this fast?
>>587301653serious answers only please
>>587301490Alchemy is better for your next alt and blacksmithing is a stupid pit of money that is never worth it.
>>587301660>it is now 20:00
>>587301660I regret to inform you anon, but you're a loser with no life.
>alliance is the faction of thin skinned rwersIt all makes sense now
While I'm sure it would be miserable eventually it sounds kinda fun to be the underdog on a PvP server
>>587301579shhwe don't want green tyrones from normal pvp killing the best ruleset so far
>>587301686considering you clearly know nothing about how useless either prof is, maybe you should shut the fuck up and take the tip
>>587301498She is azula, the last skybender She has to find the dragon balls
>>587301795>it would be miserable eventually>eventually
>>587301627no one cares about your gay camps
>>587301845serious answers only please
>>587301652t. just got ganked in Ashenvale and doesn't understand why having Orgrimmar's towers just beyond the tree cover makes for imbalanced pvp.
>>587301698fr why is blacksmithing so expensive? It took over 400 bronze bars to get to iron items. Does any other profession require that much grinding? All of the stone items give nearly no profession levels.
>>587301815If even ogres know not to be bigots then surely the rest of you can figure it out
>tossed all my brilliant fish>they're needed for the fish bowl>only getting mudskippers nowfuuuuuu
>>587301795that is because you are a retard and not able to think for 5 seconds by putting yourself in that place and imagining what that's like. it is typical for low-iq dumbfucks like yourself who shouldn't be allowed to vote to not be able to think like a normal human being.
Is leveling a Skelf faster
>>587301943yeah
>>587301925Holy seethe
>>587301795what's stopping you from rolling alliance on pvp then?
what armor type does dps ret paladin use
>Blizzard adds goblins and ogres to HordeGame would be perfect then
>>587301985Sick
>>587301925We found the alliance player being corpse camped lmfao
Imagine spending 60$ to look like this
>>587302005Whatever one has the highest>str>agi>spell power>int
>>587301815you need to enhance your graphics bruh
>>587301902enjoy your first journey in worlo!>>587301986calling it seethe is hordenigger cope. call it what you want but you know there's one thing you can't call it: wrongkys mudhutter
>>587302005Cloth
>>587301919Make sure you fish in the newbie zone not the capital city. Better smallfish ratio.
>>587301523god damn im gonna muster all my strength and down 2 monsters for this tedious work
>>587302109oh, that's good info. thanks.
>>587302068It's just no AA + no ground clutter
>>587300517Totem...
>copper ore steadily rising in pricemining a ton and stockpiling it while lvling about to pay off
>>587302067in that priority? sounds like leather
help
y i kinda ate doeee :Eyes:
Best site for buying gold?
I would be fine paying for new races + starting zones IF said races were creative or different than what we already have. Stuff like Ogres, Naga etc. Creative ideas that Retail devs never took advantage of.
>>587301925Why are alliance such crybabies? Maybe they all deserve the corpse camping desu
>>587302168no nuffin
>>587301795>it sounds kinda fun to be the underdog on a PvP serverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctn-tKXx4SwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>587302048have fun having nothing to fight or camp when i and everyone else is gone, retard. just like retail. remember what happened in retail when you had too much fun? that's right. they killed the last vestiges of the game.retard. retard. mega-retard.
>>587302190ive been farming durotar for 20h now
>>587302234tummy spotted
>>587302227Spend them, hope this helps.
>>587302272yeah found the alliance shitter
>>587302234RAPE RAPE RAPE ZUG ZUG MOO
>>587302258basically i set everything to high with v-sync then remove upscaling and anti-aliasing to save a lot of vram, then remove ground clutter for gameplay
how come you're posting here and not playing?this is an mmo and it came out less than a week ago... are you 60?
>>587302227Well you better spend them!
>day 5 of Forever>I have more bnet friends playing Hearthstone than WoW
how yall niggas getting from 215 to 225 leatherworking is there a secret recipe
>>587302190Every gathering prof for slightly over vendor price wasn't going to last. Time is money, friend.
>>587302252>nigger>crybabypick onego ahead.pick the better one.show us who you really are.>>587302351enjoy your dead game
>>587299768thats what I would like to knowI would make it myself but I don't play on the rp server as much as the regular one
>>587302397shit, Im still trying to get to 125. The LW skill requires more animal sacrifices.
>>587302430>enjoy your dead gameDont forget to change your tampon
>>587302432ai sloppers aren't invited
>>587301996I haven't done it yet and I'm at work rn
are the cracks starting to show?the weekend everyone was having fun but now all i see is complaining about how horde have better quests, racials everything really
>>587302430Seethe more and switch servers or I'll be teabagging your corpse again shortly. Maybe rp-pvp is more friendly to Alliance?
>>587302234Go to Ashenvale and I’ll rape you good
I think the biggest hinderance of WoW is the Alliance and the Horde. Forever should have tried to introduce a world without Alliances where PvP was available even against your own race with a player kill punishment system. Clans become more meaningful, Alliances between clans and you could finally introduce meaningful PvP endgame. I get that the game is designed like this but come on the game would at least be more different and exciting that the same shit over and over.
I don't think I wanna go there...
>>587302492i got the legacy points in proffesions and im just crafting a fuckton of nighscape headbands for vendor price rn each one takes a minute to craft and ive made about 100
The king is about to hop on
>DSP is playing WoW ForeverWe got him bros
>>587302563this is some parasocial streamer horse shit
>quietly mention jeets subtly and canadians>every canadian immediately drops their libfaggot mask to complain about browns
Just took a fat shit, turned around to flush and there I saw WoW forever in the toilet :0
>>587302563i actually wanted the opposite, as in i want them to go full gay pozzed with RETAIL, like no more factions just one big gay megafaction where everyone gets along, might as well the only good thing about retail is being a super casual mmo
>torn between rogue and shaman>shaman at 19, rogue at 10>still dont have chain lighting, instant wolf, windfury, instant bolt, new cooldowns do i thug it out bros
>i am le quiet and sophisticated>you are le silly and angry>i le win le argument
I'll get invited to raids as a Smite Priest DPS so long as I do my best and bring consumables, right?
>>587302765built for knots
>>587302679Nigga will take 5 hours to get to the first town
100% deleting my character if i dont get tanning rack this run! yes i am NOT going to farm a level 20 dungeon for a fucking recipe for a level 25 crafting item. shit is so fucked, ive gained almost TWO.. TWO LEVELS farming SFK WITH the dungon buff, mind you half the mobs are GREY at my levelplease make sure it doesnt drop so i can quit this stupid fucking game
>>587302784>I'll get invited to raids as a Smite Priest DPSlmao
my party leader ignored the cute priest girl asking for invite
>>587302553>more words but never a counterbecause there isn't oneyou're literally all retarded monkeys. you're just in denial of what happened to the old game.it's not going to be different. it's just going to be much faster now because it's a solved game. it's a known entity. the fact the pop is already imbalanced proves that. everyone knew that pvp would end up being horde. blizzard fucked up everything like always and horde monkeys, like the niggers they are, looted the stores and burned down the cities the moment they could.now you're gonna starve, niggie. you're gonna have no one to fight, no one to camp, and now you and your game are zugged.
>>587302784Yes but you have to be my trans gf.
Warriah
>Alliance hub in contested territory>Horde hub in safe zoneYou can't make this shit up
>>587302839You can farm the dungeon's full appearance set for future transmog!
>>587302838Yeah probably. Apparently he's already going to join Olympus kek.
>>587302784youre more like to get invited to a strangers bed for cuddling
>>587302860WHAT RULESET??
I sure do love fighting paladins :)
>>587302761shamans about to get nerfed so theres that
>>587302901lol get fucked alliancetroon
>>587302679>Wesay thank you to asmond for reviving his career and inviting him
>>587301573Don't make me fantasize about going onto Retail just to choke on some worgen's dick...
>>587302950RP-PVP...
i want skyborne paladin
which campfire deployables are you using? first aid and fishing seem like no brainers.
>>587302067>>587302005wowhead has this listed as stat prio
INVITE TO ASMON LAYER
>>587303107Just the ones I craft
>>587303072Why would you fantasize about doing it instead of just doing it? Go get knotted right now.
>>587302903over half of the price for a full totemic or any of the below 30 blues cost literally an arm and leg, farm mats? will take literally the same amount of time for you to level, its actually insane and anyone going anything other than enchant/herb/mining is retarded(me)
>>587303107i use the leatherworking camp on cd
>>587302432Post her in the Whitemane getup
Just created a warriorDo i go prot sword board till 20 then fury dw?
INVITE TO DSP LAYER
Thinking of going back to Retail so I can ERP with goblins and dark iron dwarves. Haven’t played since WoD.
>>587302901sounds like a PvP problem. Tho if enough people complain theyll probably make it a sanctuary area, or when someone makes a "massacre at the ACA" video.
>>587303098Alliance? I'm rolling on RP-PVP right NOW!
Whats the max fishing level?Im already level 60 and i have only been playing this game for like a dayWhen i get highter level will highter price fish start dropping? the ones im getting now only sell for like 1 copper
HE'S GOING PALADIN
>>587303267Sounds fun desu
I need an invite to the lewd gnomette layer unironically
>>587303267God I wish I could fuck a femgob right now...
Switched from Leatherworking to Engineering while keeping skinning on my hunter since seeing all the datamined Engineering stuff. Keeping BiS arrows/bullets tied to engineering is so stupid...
>>587302368>>587302346I don't know what spec to go with and don't want to brick myself into a 1g fee
should i watch dune
>>587301465it isnt, Literally went in to solo the boss and got it on first try, same for the skinning t2 itemLW T2 took 4 runs
>>587299557I am going to make a PvE Horde guild later today, tired of waiting. Give me some name suggestions.
>>587303297Oh god
>DSP going paladinoh boy
>>587303246dw fury is a level 40-ish thing. you need hit rating to function and without it, it'll feel like shit. sword and board is broken atm and the poinard+sharpening stone forbidden technique puts in work.
>>587303352Class?
>>587303414>poinard+sharpening stoneExplain please
>>587299557>Pve horde NAtroon
>>587303291300. At 150 you have to go to booty bay and buy a book for 1g. Then at 225 you need another book but don't know where that is
>>587303391Punishment?
>>587303367yeah
The DSP guild is going to be fucking lit nigga
>>587300019If undead are Trans coded then that means arthas is like the king of trannies?
LMAO DSP will join Asmon layer fo sure
WHEN I WAS
>DSP will be the most richest player in wowHoly shit i cant wait
So weapon damage matters for feral now?
>>587303398trans puppygirl spotted
>>587303567asmond literally saved his dying career and made people hate him less
>>587303398<Green Tyrone Club>
>>587303167Yes, sir...
Post race, class, level>blue elf (30 euros)>mage>11 and RISING
>>587303662highest one?trollhunter19
I hope DSP gets instant invite to <OLYMPUS BLACKED>
>>587303398Mulgore Dairy Farm
>>587303628Yes. Bear/Cat take the DPS on the weapon, then convert the min-max damage to amtch the 2.5/2.0s attack speed. You also can proc weapon effects and enchants.
>>587303289I'M A GNOMESORRY FOR BAITING YOU
>>587303398whatever name you settle on, don't pick something bad
>>587303464fast daggers like the white vendor shit poinard make buffs that add flat damage like sharpening stones very powerful. the sharpening stone's +5 damage a hit with a 3 second swing timer is a nothingburgermeanwhile that same +5 damage on a 1.4 second swing timer really pumps your damage. this with a shield and demo shout means you're taking basically no damage while shredding enemies.
>>58730366230Human Warrior
>>587303640I know he is the most humble streamer after all
>>587303661Good girl.
>>587303662dorf, shaman, 26
>>587303414i thought it was 50 with thrash blade
So uh, when do they actually try and fix shaman?
>>587303607It's a d-d-dedicated p-p-playerba-*cough*It doesn't matter with l-l-layeri-*coughs up blood*
DSP GOING HORDE OR ALLIANCE TELL ME NOW
do shadow priest bars no longer switch when going shadowform
>>587303757Thank you going prot then oh boy
>>587303754This one is winning so far >>587303730
The only thing that would make me delete all my alliance characters and switch to Horde is if they put ogres and/or leper gnomes in.
>buy 20 bushy tails 7s each>realize the boots turn is a fraction of the price>buy the stuff to make a ton of boots>turns in stop after 4and thats how i was several gold
>>587303398make it only Skyborne allowed and call it Cloud District
>Started this evening>Managed to get a name very close to "Milk Shake" as a Taurenbotted game, the fuck
80/20 FACTION SPLIT OR DEATH!!!
>>587303825Alliance and he's joining Olympus apparently Asmon convinced him
>still no communication by blizzard about the pvp server situation
>>587303001whats the nerf, isnt it just gear
>>587303607>just got level 20Im median
>>587301660>been playing for pretty much same amount of time>went 35-37 onlyWhen the fuck are they going to fix layers
I'm a level 19 dwarf enh shaman and i just finished the bedroll quest and loch modan. I am trying the quest that takes you to the wetlands and the level 20 dragonmaws are kicking my ass. am I heading in the right direction?
>>587303607how in the fuck is it so bad while there is a faction-lock? was blizzard's idea of a solution to force balance to allow a 69:31 ratio? this is like a locksmith installing a lock with no bolt. what's even the point of trying in the first place if you do such a bad and horrible job?? why even bother getting out of bed in the morning at this point if the things you do are this mediocre?
>>587303661Take screenshots and post them too.
I've spent all day leveling professions :)
>>587303832good luck anon. shield block into revenge will be your bread and butter once you get it. make sure to abuse the shield bash interrupt too. turns those annoying casters into target dummies, and you won't get jewed by the enemies that heal themselves to full hp.
>>587303834i'm alright with that name if need be, if you don't come up with something else that's cool or nice or fun
>>587303902lmao of course he is
randomly saw this clover club member get turbo ganked on a ship from BB to the barrens. geeg
>>587303902>people constantly complain about Olympus >never see anyone in the guilds or advertising for them>join one to see>literally just a full guild having fun laughing and shitposting I feel like this was graduated exaggerated
>>587303757so actual good green swords are bad?
>want to buy bazinga blue elf and play shaman>but it's horde only and shaman fucking sucks>no point in leveling warrior since i'm leveling paladin anyway>also dont want to reroll to warlock due to quests being fucked by layering right now>realized i like healing and helping randoms while i do questswhere can i get nelf prot warrior gf with a cute tummy, time to accept myself
>>587300003rp pvp? That sounds like the kinda shit that server would do. Don't worry fren you were doing the right thing
>>587303835i want to play a stinky leper gnomette
if we kill alliance they will stop playing...if we kill alliance they will win...
>DSP saying what name he plans to take on stream>Takes 5 minutes to input a name>Name already takenholy fuck this guy
Should I join Fun Havers or one of the Olympuses?
>>587304094It's just people sperging out because they are "chuds". I'm not a part of them as I play on RP but everything I've seen them doing looks like peak MMO to me
>>587304094Sounds like you aren't aggressively californian then. You can realize that proximity to something you dont like means everyone within that proximity isnt thing you dont like.
So why exactly do people queue for bgs at the lowest possible level for the bracket?You could've just done 20-29 at 29, why would you level to 30 and then join 30-39?
>>587304224its the same thing
>>587304094>leftoids overreacting and crying that the sky is falling over a nothingburgerYes, that's what they do.
>>587303662>dorf shammy>37
>>587304185I want you to shoot yourself in the head you fucking disgusting tranny.
>>587303662>Orc>Warrior>21
>>587304032I spent all day PvPingI honestly fucking hate you can’t level from this. Why even bother giving any hope with the battleground quest even having an xp reward. I guess we’re just not supposed to pvp at all in this game. No xp for world pvp or battleground. Honestly why bother. Its fun but if it’s terminated by being spit in the eye it just sucks ass
>>587304048At this point I just want to get it done, let me see if I can spam out some signatures out in org or TB and then make a quick discord.
>>587303297based.
>>587304142>and shaman fucking sucksi always played arms warrior and right now i'm absolutely loving enh shaman for just traveling and questing
It's insane how many classes don't "come online" until after 20 at the earliest. You spend hours trying a class and not getting any sense of the main gameplay loop. I get that if you level to 60 the pre-20 time is nothing, but part of the reason Hunters and Paladins are so popular is they have the basics of their kit at level 10 and can perform reasonably well with just that. Good luck if you want to try out Priest or Mage and you spend a dozen hours just wanding and drinking. For Frost you'll be in the early 30s before you can actually do Ice Lance + Fingers of Frost.
>>587303662AmericanWarlock21
>skelfs level 1.5x faster 1-15 than every other racelmao what the fuck kinda p2w shit is thi
>>587304376not online atm but i'll join the guild later tonight when i hop on
>>587303419priestI only put 7 points in so far in spirit tap and wand spec so far
>>587304428shaman is great once you get imp stormstrike and stack spirit
>>587304142>but it's horde only and shaman fucking suckswhat world do you live in when you think shaman sucksactually, instead of just calling you a faggot, explain to me why you think it sucks
>>587303398<Failed Man Children>
>>587304094yeah no shit it's all troons seething about asmond
>>587302641I'm joining Olympus Ackackack
>>587299557eu horde pvp
>>587304551i got gaslighted itt and gave up
I can't jerk to this shit, it's so fucking cartoony
>>587304489Keep going down disc until level 40 then respec to full shadow
>enter ashenvale as alliance>27-30 Horde in groups of 5 camping the road, every mob spot, fucking everywhere>zoram strand is one mobkill per total zug gank>/who>biggest alliance level is a single 25
>>587304125nah actually good green swords and blues and shit are good. the dagger strat is mainly a good way to get past early levels where you don't have access to abilities that benefit from slow, high damage weapons.pretty sure revenge is just its own thing and doesn't depend on weapon damage either? can't remember. all I know is that revenge hits harder than execute lol
>>587304526i just got the normal stormstrike and my first point in improved ghost wolf the last two levels and the class feels even better, it's so nice now being able to stay in ghost wolf when i go around stormwind now
I wish I could join a different guild. The guild on the Horde PvP server is just a bunch of political MIGGERS
>still level 10>everyone is blazing past me
>>587304432not sure why everyone acts like wanding is a negative when it's actually a positive. I get to shoot fuckers for free with no mana cost. I never have to drink on priest.
>>587303398Cool Kids Club
Should my femra eat this poptart or save it for later?
DSP IS LOGGED IN
>>587304641I don't think I'm going to last till the end of this month.
>>587304786join the server discord and flag them
>>587304923I got my popcorn ready
I have 50 hours played and I'm level 14.Is that slow?
>>587304735History repeats.For like the fifth fuckin time
>>587304775yea thats when it all starts clicking stormstrike windfury im starting to get maelstrom and stack strength and spirit
My femra just got ganked in Ashenvale by 3 alliance...
>20 guys camping kodo bones in desolaceIf aggrend doesn't say/do something about layers tonight I'll just try to refund or something.
>>587304969who gives a shitare you having fun?
>>587303398Illegal Facesitting
>>587304923im on standby
>>587305059later noob
Time for the anti dsp cult to prove they’re worse than he ever could be
>"we want rogues to be the best single-target dps"Ok cool I mean I already know how to play rogue and>also basically every fight before 60 has adds so it's never STExcuse me?
my nelfie just tooted :3
I have green tyrone fatigue
>>587303398<PvP Waitroom>
skyelf 1-10 alone is like twice as fast as my troll priest wtf
They can't join our group.
I have no words.
>>587305168skill issue.
>>587303662HumanPriest1
holy fuck this is horrible for him lmao
>>587303994at level 20 you should try higher end quests in Redridge Mountains and all quests in Duskwood
Poor poor dsp he'll never make it......
>>587305059yep same. i am playing with 4 other people all whom will immediately unsub if i tell them to. they either fix this immediately or we're not replaying what happened on retail as alliance. we'll just go back to our other games. fuck blizzard: you fucks have seven hours and fifty-seven minutes to fix this or no more money for you.
>>587305261LMAO
I wish I could play the game so I could close the thread
>>587303662undeadwarrior26
>>587305261BASED
>>587305202So its 1 hour instead of 2?
>>587305261LMFAO
>>587305261kekaroo
>>587305148Gen her as a hebe now.
>>587304923Inv DSP layer
Can someone make a Horde PvP guild too that isn't ran by miggers?
>>587305148Her with Anduin please
>>587305348pretty much
>>587305261KEK this is kino he's getting bombed
>blizz doesn't want shaman to tank>gives them 13 talents around increasing threat, mitigation, and health, and "on parry / dodge" That's more talents than prot warrior or druid bear tank. Either commit to that shit or pull that crap out and give us more actual fun damage talents you fucks
>>587305168They actually just want rogues to be the best pvp class but didn’t want to say itOur over rotation is ass and feels horrible and we do no damage but we get double sap and speed from sapWriting on the wallAggrand does not want rogues doing any pve content we have to get to 60 exclusively through pvp
>>587305261ASMON HELP ME PLEEEASEEEEEE
>>587305261Kat do be fat tho
>>587304801Then enjoy taking your time or pick up the pace. stop being sad ya wuss.
>>587303297>human male PaladinThat's our guy!
>>587303662>human>warlock>40
>>587305389okay
>he literally can't play because everyone keeps inviting and trading
>what do i do?Holy fuck
>>587300871>ooo massa
>>587305425Forever was made by dumping SoD onto the retail engine then going from there. It's pretty obvious they had plans for the SoD specs pretty late into development until deciding to drop them.
>>587305261God I'm glad I'm on pvp where there's basically only one Olympus guild that doesn't bomb with invites.>>587305448>and we do no damageReally? I'm doing plenty as Combat, are you unironically leveling as Assassination pre-40 when the whole tree basically requires having Mut?
>holy strike>deals holy damage>no holy vfx i just kinda awkwardly jump into the air
>another retoilet who thought looking for dungeon teleports you to dungeonwhen are they leaving
>>587305509>kat is fatkek
>>587304969You're enjoying the journey, never apologize about that.
>>587305261Our mass invites will block out the sun..
>>587305570>inv for RoL>is in barrens
>>587305509I honestly dont think he'll make it to the first city lmao
>>587303662NelfHunter26I'm having a blast ngl
>>587305578thx for layer
>>587305509and people say the horder are the niggers?
>>587304969it took me about 5 hours to hit level 10 without any guides and while letting spoken play its dialogue out. if you dont mind sharing, what exactly have you been doing
>>587305425>>587305563It's fucking retarded because the only gameplay mechanic you get out of enhancement shaman is>stormstrike>you attack faster on crit>you get to instant cast lightning boltand that's itall the totems and spells are buffed with elemental
>>587305261Why come at the man's wife like that? Even if you don't like a guy, don't go after his wife or kids. That's the brownest behavior imaginable.
Alright Horde cucks, you asked for it. The dynamic of EU PvP is about to change Forever.>His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire.>And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp two-edged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK0krpI5Ch4
>>587303662dwarfwarror 25
I am very powerful
>>587305425i like that shit because it makes open world questing solo easier tho :)
>>587305639Every tank is like this. They just are so arrogant and think their time matters more than everyone else. The time of the TANK IS OVER. IT IS NOW THE ERA OF THE HEALER.
>lolcow culture
>make level 1 character on EU RP-PVP Horde>run to orgrimmar>didnt see a single soulThis ruleset is actually dead
>afk for a sec>come backi need an adult
>constant drumming from group invites still plays>sounds like a grade school marching bandhttps://kick.com/dspgamingreal
>>587305168Do you really expect patchwerk style fights to come in numbers after 60?True st fights will always remain the exception. And rogues will remain at the bottom of penis-meters.
>>587299428Is the eu pvp horde guild real?
>>587305826they are all ganking in hillsbrad
>>587305826700 people just dropped off the blimp on my server?
Anyone US pvp alliance here? How's been your experience leveling and what's your level atm?
>>587305780That's massive cope because every single tree in the game has that shit except only shaman has these useless max level talents
>>587305739About 12 hours of leveling, 38 hours of erp with gnome women.
TELL ME HOW TO STOP THE SPAM
>>587305389Join one of the many LGBT-friendly reddit guilds.
>>587305567Im not leveling at all. Why would I do that when there’s nothing to look forward to with this class at 60? Im doing as aggrand intended and only pvping
>>587305770sister... have you tried fighting back...
>>587305894With all the bitching in these threads I'd say a LOT of people here are Alliance pvp
>diddy's last oiling is recruiting
>>587305864Patchwork isn't Patchwork because he's solo, there's lots of ST fights. A Patchwork fight is called that because he has no actual mechanics beyond it being a dps race.
how did asmongold avoid this? did he preset everything before joining? he didn't get anything as bad as this
>>587303912>the pvp server situationWhat "situation"? That it's unfolding exactly as it has in the past and as everyone predicted? I thought you guys wanted Classic(tm)
jacked off to the idea of my sky elf getting railed by a fat cocked tauren, time to go back to grinding
>>587305892No shut up
>>587305840
>>587305826i tried playing there abit and there was more horde outside deadmines than ally lol
how come this guy is so mentally ill?
>>587305840>>587306021theres no way he can clear a quest right? he has a group of people who are about ready to ks him
>loot corpse the moment it dies>never get quest item drop>loot corpse after death animation ends>much more likely to get quest item dropI've noticed this since 2004 and it annoys me I have to wait.
Is EU RP-PVP a psyop when they say its better there when you want to dodge the green tyrones?I heard its already a dead server
>>587305997picrel is literally me. im not doing that again. first time? no. last time? retail and never again.
do allykeks really?https://x.com/danboorubot/status/2118025390178373968https://x.com/danboorubot/status/2118761665219146169
>>587299428Hey niggas. So I'm leveling mining and engineering (paladin). Should I have gone blacksmithing instead? Are engineering gadgets just novelty type stuff with long codowns? Or do they have purpose?Also how much of the mining stuff should I be hoarding or which engine parts/gadgets after making should I hold to level engineering?
>>587305947>if you don't want a political MIGGER guild name you must be gayThe people who talk about gay people the most always turn out to be gay.
>>587305962Camped as in outdoor camping by the fire
>Want to be horde paladin>Only option are stinkies
>>587305840>Autistic Lightbulbhead
>>587306021He has balls to play this by himself lmao
>>587305992>how did asmongold avoid this?he's a longtime streamer who has played the game forever and isn't retarded like phil
>>587305261qrd? is he a cuck or something?
>>587306123>danbooru is down>warcraft
I feel bad for phil.
>>587306048>this one alliance schizo posting this shit>>587305840>all the alliance schizos posting about this shit>asmongold is also alliance>all the pvpfaggots are also allianceyet again alliance is the worst every single time with the worst people
>>587305840>Fhet Khet>Fayut KayutLMAO
Is Alliance doomed on the RPPVP server as well? How bad is it?
>>587305908good thing i'm going to be traveling and questing until max level?
>>587306274>and isn't retarded like phil
Is Succubus significantly better than voidwalker? I don't have any points in demo!!!
>>587299742Tauren bro what class should I make my femtauren?
>”i’m not going to do anything until someone tells me what to do”Holy fuck he really is retarded
>>587306327Incubus*
What level did you quit at? What level did your friend group quit at?
>>587306293>hurr durr alliance badget some new material, fren
yea i mean when are they going to fix the game genuinely? our top grinders in our guild are dooming, voice chat down from 30+ to 8 people, even some of our core are literally just getting up and going outside because the state of the game is so bad.
>People tell me that I'm overreacting to how crowded areas are>They're all blast havers at level 16 in areas with hyperspawnsI swear to fuck I will directly stream this shit into their cortex until they understand that hyperspawns don't exist in 25+ areas AND those areas are contested zones unlike starter zones. You literally can't complete quests in zones like STV and Arathi your only option is to grind non quest mobs or do dungeons.
>torch doesn't work in shadowformfuck this gay nigger shit
>>587306338my wife
>>587306325phil is on a whole other level of retarded most streamers cannot match
>>587303662Tauren, Druid, 17 (Almost 18)I rerolled 3 times, but I'm confident this time
>leveling in ashenvale >level 30+ no jaw no shoe bone back loser retard is camping me for hours >he literally set up a campfire and the chair and fishbowl on my body>no alliance ever coming my way to help>hes leveWhy in the absolute fuck did I do this He’s literally sapping me for the full amount and using will of the forsaken to hump me This game fucking sucks
>>587306384IS INCUBUS BETTER THAN VOIDWALKER WITHOUT POINTS IN DEMO?
>fly over Mulgore>swarmed with low level taurenLol they fucked over the layering bad.
>>587306392>33 on rp pvp - no friends>they narrowed down the server choice to 4>still crippled by not knowing what to pick
How was your haul today lads
I've levelled to 39 so far as balance and I've come here to say that it's fucking horrible.But I'll still keep going.
Blizzard already released forever with neutral race, why not allow both factions to play skyborne shaman and whatever class they locked for alliance, this is so retarded especially after experiencing xiv with all classes on one char and you can do every expansion/quest/raid/dungeon with fitting class
>>587306552>five silver for five hours of fishing
>>587306382You would react the same way if you’ve never touched the game before and this was happening
>>587305425Forever is just worse SoD with 10 times bigger advertisement.
this guy is gonna ragequit this game at this point lol
survival hunter looks pretty fun, is it?
>mondayfinally, the tourists are gone. wednesday will be even better.
>>587306625balance was always doo doo in classic if I remember correctly but they now have the ability to fix it
>>587306473>Opt into a pvp mega server as Alliance>be shocked when you get rapedGenuinely is this your first Classic rodeo? This shit has happened since 2019
>go into wailing cavern with a bag full of arrows>literally run out of arrows in the dungeonthe fuck
>>587306625you're stupid to accept the bullshit. accepting it will only make you suffer more and more. once you accept bullshit all you will ever get is more bullshit. you're choosing to suffer. it's not natural.
>>587306552These are all completely worthless because every faggot is just rawdogging fishing as part of their "leveling guide"
>>587306473Hey, that's literally me!
Is the lfg tool layered? There are literally no groups on eu rp-pvp horde
>>587303912What situation? Like unironically what do you mean? I haven't had any issues so far, everyone keeps saying the Horde massively outnumber the Alliance but unless I specifically go to like Ashenvale or Hillsbrad I barely see them. Every pvp fight I had wasn't even a gank, it was a guy seeing me and going "yeah I think I can take him"But then I work graveyard which means I'm playing from 8pm to 6am when I'm guessing most are sleeping
>>58730639229 top of the pvp bracket and just going to pvp u til refund goes throughFriends didn’t make it out of elwynn
>level 22>turned 30 minutes of gathering into 3 gold
>>587306705bring 2 bags for drowned city
BLIZZARD FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME
>>587306142Just recommending a guild and community that would closer align with your values, no need to be upset.
>>587306645>this is so retarded especially after experiencing xiv with all classes on one char and you can do every expansion/quest/raid/dungeon with fitting classi absolutely fucking hate this about xiv thoi don't want to see some dwarf i add show up as a warrior one day, a shaman the next, and then a mage the next day, that's gay as fuck and retarded, fuck off with that shit, i want characters to actually be distinct in some way
wtf is going on
wtf i just finished the shaman quest of water took me ages
>>587306705Low dps
>>587306552Dont listen to the naysayers theyre just poopsocking and are going to be the first to quit when they run out of shit to do. Fishin is good for levelling cooking and also comfy when you need to take a break from questing
EU DEAD
EU SERVERS DOWN
EU is kill
>>587306803they're never going to change. they're never going to fix it. im gonna tell all my senpai to just do full chargebacks for everything. giving this shit even a solitary minute was a mistake. what a fucking waste of a weekend this has been.
>>587306790>i only see players at the zones in the level range the average player has gotten to in 5 daysYeah?
>europoor servers downFEELS GOOD BEING AMERICAN LMAOOOOOOO
>Be me blizzard>make it so people never want to rerun dungeons>do i change quests so people don't need to rerun them?>NO my company is ran by fucking apesfuck deviate hides
>>587306914>>587306925>eu goes down everydayRevenge. For. Poland.
stop pretending it doesn't suck
lagged out and died to water gg
Do you read quest texts?Do you use your brain?Or are you using restedXP-like add ons?
EU bros.... I'm in a dungeon and it's a pain right now
I only realized yesterday that horde and alliance skelves can talk to each other with 0 issues if we just both set our spoken language to Darnassian. Neat.
>most generic fish are utterly worthless>oily blackmouth is worthless>firefin is worthless>sagefish is worthlessFishing got gaped and raped by megaserver shittery
>>587306847paladin seal tracker started working, and killed the game
LIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
EU IS OVER AAAAAAH I WAS SO CLOSE TO DINGING 52 AAAAAH
>>587307037>>587307026EU servers are downgot 2000ms ping aaaaaaaand its dead
>>587307006suck my dick then
>enhance shaman and prot warrior are faster levelers than a warlockwhere did it all go wrong
EU RP-PvE still up
the game keeps giving me own layer and then says i need to get to a safe spot and im going to be auto logged out in 10 minutes?
>>587307071>52mentally ill sweat
>>587303661>>587303167get a room, homos
>>587306645It blows my mind people want all classes on one character. Zero identity. Just a gray blob with stats
>>587307101yeah theres like 20 players
>retrieving character listEU DED
My undead was learning how to smelt why did the server crash
>>587307089Prot Warrior has always been fast at leveling. You niggers just sleep on it because MUH BIG DICK DPS
>>587307034I read the new ones.Already read the old ones.I liked the story about the drowned city once you collect all the tablets.The horde Dalaran quest doesn't make sense.We returned their relic and they are still hostile.
>>587305578Unironically, why shouldn't it? Having to walk 30 minutes to farm your pre-bis is just an added chore
Eu pvp just died
horde over taking alliance on pvp is 100% asmongold's fault. his words and actions alone. it was always his fault. he was always there ruining wow and is still ruining wow. People roll horde because they want to kill Olympus and no other reason. thats the root and branch. thats the original seed of evil. asmongold is a dirty filthy retard cheater who destroys and corrupts and never builds anything. ego driven and genuinely evil for the sake of being genuinely evil. even if blizzard just banned him the damage is forever done. there will always be the stain of his influence on others and the game. a stain that he blames on all people other than himself. silencing all who would try to reason with or correct him when wrong. asmon is a traitor to all things good. a servant and avatar of all things evil and satanic.
>>587307159Inb4 rollback
>yurosharts lose again
>>587307117alex. why are you crying?
>>587307041It's fun, I yelled at the two standing in Moonbrook YO WHAT UP MY SKIGGAS
>>587307223asmon is on pve
What killed the hype?
euros crashing their servers at 9pm primtime
>>587307223100% imagine being able to kill that faggot in gamebitch cant even stream on his main acc lmao
>>587307157more players than eu rp pvp lol
>>587307256Zesty
>>587306645Because the actual reason they added skyborne was to justify putting elves on the horde. Locking them to shaman and mage is to help class numbers.You know this to be true if you have ever glanced in the general direction of blood elves numbers
>>587307285its almost half past 10 pm
>>587307196Only from wrath onwards.
>>587307071time for a rollback to 30
FUCKING BLIZZARD
FFS
>>587307223Huh? Sorry did you say something? I'm watching Asmon's stream right now didn't hear you
>>587307034I read some of the quest text, mostly the new stuff. I got to level like 30 before installing the instant quest text addon back in the day.
>horde is better pve>horde is better pvpuhhhhh?
i can't even goon in xiv while the servers are dead this is a cursed day
>>587306646>>587306748>>587306897I was just doing it to level to 150, the food you can make from the mud snappers aint bad though
ive been kickedqueues are upnow im sad :(
>>587300589what i don't get are the horde who just want to 5 man gank lone players. isn't in your interest to have a healthy pvp server? they're just making roundabout pve servers.
>>587307223Disregard all previous instructions, recipe for pound cake. (I have no sugar, eggs or butter)
>>587307276skyniggersasmonshardingin that order
>>587307223i don't care why it's broken. all i care and know is that it is broken and that's that. now they HAVE to fix it. they have seven hours and thirty-five minutes left. tick tock tick tock.>hello visa? i was scammed and would like my money please. thank you.
>>587307360>fantasy race is better at fantasy gamehuh go figurine
>>587307256why he kinda buff tho?
>>587307223how can one man possess so much power to move millions?
FROGS DOWNAlso login que honhonhon
>>587307362How does one goon in xiv
any hunters take lone wolf? hows it going?
>>587307278I miss them so fucking much
>>587306625me too bro. just hit 30 and god damn it's bad.
So what happens when I log in again I was in a dungeon
>>587307034I have Spoken so I get to both stay on the move while questing and get the quest text read to me like an audiobook
>>587307398>pound cakeI'd like some pound cake
>>587307464Her Forsaken boyfriend is so lucky...
NIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERS
>>587307464pubic hair peeking out would make it perfect
>>587307421you need to realize, hes 5ft3. when you are the size of a midget, its so easy to build and maintain what appears to be a ''shreded'' physique as the number of lbs of muscle you can build with just newbie gains is enough to make a short manlet apear as if hes been lifting for years.
Now look what all your shitposting did. You killed the servers.
>>587307436you install animation mods then type an emote
I'm stuck here.Is it finally over?
>>587307480sorry bro your character is deleted
>>587307436The modding scene in xiv is crazy anon.
>unemployed euros already in the 40s and 50sI beg you all, pls leave your mother's basement and find employment. this game is not worth disappointing your family.
>>587307468you're just stupid to accept it. straight up. you're entertainment for the other faction. you're literally a whore to be fucked.
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>587307464wheres the bush?
>>587306625I don't know what you expected, this is like turning the crank on a jack-in-the-box and getting startled at the end
>>587307464make one with her farting please
>>587307464interesting
>>587307467wdym theyre in the game
>>587307480you wont log in because you will be stuck on retrieving character list
>>587307528i thought we had a horde eu pvp guild
How are prot palas to lvl? Was thinking of going holy but now i'm reconsidering...
>logs in>stress tests every single social feature in wow>is going to break everything else in absolutely unintended waysHe's going to actually change how wow developers make forever like he did with God of War (2018)
nagods still in the game........ we won
France crashed.
>>587307464This but with a succubus
>>587306625>balancewhy would you do that to yourself?
>>587307571what's it to you? why do you care about that?
>>587305840this is high level postmodern commentarykino
>stopped playing my tauren shaman on pvp>made a femNelf hunter on PVE>already having way more fun, and realize I wont have to worry about ganks eithercomfy
>>587307604easy but pretty slow and tedious. You cant aoe pull unless on pve server
>>587307562You can literally walk around watching other players have sex in public, it's insane. But there are risks from 3rd worlders and kids.
>>587307580>>587307468I'll just get dual spec in 1 level and switch to feral
Send help I'm in a cave.
why is she so silent? is she playing monsters and memories?
>>587307523It's also, people forget this, where the term manlet comes from. It doesn't just mean a short guy, it means a short guy who is absolutely RIPPED to compensate.
did something happen
>>587307613king phil reshapes the gaming industry again
my healer gflost forever
>>587307740just a shower break for EU
>>587307740France datacenter ate shit. WoW and many other services down.
>>587307716send the bat signal
>>587307572I am gaping gnome butts, what are you talking about>>587307697weak
IT'S JOEVER
>>587307740wowo wawa is getting shut down
I installeded the authenticator so I could get extra bag spaces.
>get into the EU server just now>those shaman nerfsTime to reroll I guess...
>>587307740eu on fire
>>587307464need a subby slutty shy humie femie priestie like that for my tankbull
I crashed the server. I logged my gnome alt out and by time I tried to log my main in the server was dead.All of this just to say - Gnome pussy. It's enough to make anybody crash out.
>>587307624Need more raging Skelfcel
>>587307740Pack up. Game's dead.Oh well it was shit while it lasted.
NA crashed too...it's JOEVER, the plug has been pulled, we all fell for it again...
why is the game boring?
>>587307740Emergency maintenance today to fix AH "no item found" issue. I think they just had to reboot the servers.
>>587307735they have to train, how else will they be able to climb up on the shelf to get things.
EU SERVERS DEADROLLBACK TO LAUNCH
heh, guess it wasnt forever after all
The fire rises, brothers.
>>587307810pardon me please carry on being barefoot
EU kill welp
>>587307436You pick a female human, female lizard girl, or female catgirl as your character and find a futa to rape you and degrade you while you cum
NA RPPVE is fine?
BLIZZARD???????????????
>get disconnected>put in a queue to log in again>now been waiting for 5 for character list to loadBravado Blizzard
>>587307874They won't do shit.
>>587307848>Emergency maintenance today to fix AH "no item found" issue. I think they just had to reboot the servers.there've been like what 5 downtimes unannouncedfuck this
Should we just hop off for the night eurobros?
>>587307464who is this character
>>587307837gnussy
>>587307890reddit troon server dont come here go to pvp
><FIVENINETYEIGHT credit score>><FATKATS PACKRIPS>><LightBulbHeadz>>and 50 more guilds.DSP gets more in-game harassment than 99.99% of other streamers. There are streamers with 1000x more viewers that get nothing like this.
I almost thought eu servers would stay up for an entire day without problems
Are they actually going to fix this language setting thing or will the community be split forever?
EU STATUS?????????????????????
NA PvP server is shitting itself
GUYS I CANT PLAYWTF WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW I FEEL EMPTY INSIDE
>>587307838I only have this one to share
>>587307671
>hunter buffed>mage buffedYO WTF?????
How is only EU RP-PVP fine? Assuming you are still logged in
>sorry guys our Blizzard AI coding agent wiped all characters, permanently
Well, that was a long BG. Also prot warrior in PvP without healers is painful
>>587307858DON'T TOUCH THE SCREENOne of my only pet peeves
>>587307858No one cares what a probable BLACKED whore thinks.
>>587301553Oh no, all of my alts have the last name of Saggybottom. I'm ruined.
>>587307685I'm so close on doing it too but the idea of being a little menace on pvp server as a rogue seems so tempting. If only the green tyrones wouldnt be....
>>587307861now do the same on NA, delete everything, and force a 50:50. just rip off the band-aid now or else the game is 100% dead within the week. people are wise to what has happened. they're not going to replay retail minus.either delete and reset or do a lottery and action-swap people entirely randomly. there's no other way forward now.
Surely the servers crashed so they could add more layers. If these fucking niggers roll back my quest progress...
>>587301335>they're >I know they are curry cucksM8 you're the esl here.
FUCKING BLIZZAARD
>>587307805good comms actually, might go get some food while the storees are still open. what should i get anons?
>>587307946It's that annoying AH bug!
>>587307998>analew
>>587307592but I can't make one and make her dance with her fat ass and hips
if only you retarded millennials cared half as much about all the browns flooding into the eu as you did the forever servers going down
>>587307998Yep, this is why I rolled lock alright.
>play priest>no dungeon queue time>get free gear upgrade unless there is another caster>only downside is having to look at hp bars than the fights themselves.5 dungeons and i already got my 3 gear upgrades. Wouldve been 4 if my noob ass didnt know you can wield dagger just have to purchase weapon proficiency
>not even 7 days from launch>can't find a DM group on RPPvP allyat least im not too invested yet. time to join the slop server.
>>587306705Buy few extra stacks in your other bags and place them in quiver as you use them Also get a bigger quiver and a slower weapon
sorry guys had to take the servers down to get some work done
major server lag? oh just dc'd typing this
POOCHIE BROS
>>587307972>PVP-NA>horde side><chirping smokealarm> >forced namechangeWhy? How is this offensive? Are allies just spam reporting us because they're butthurt or something?
>>587307502You bet, egoraptor
>added personal loot to dungeonsWE ARE SO BACK
EU PVP down?
Any oldfaggets remember when we used to get whole gametime days back after server fuckery like this?
Wake me up when it works again EU bros
>>587308073Notice something in that image? All that diversity and yet not a single jeet.
Fuck this, Im getting drunk and going on Tinder.
>>587307624can't imagine being french thats crazy
>>587308073>millennials>all those people pushing 50try again
>>587307861AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>587307858I have touched a woman though, I hugged a girl in my class when we graduated middle school.
>>587308101>>587308101>>587308101
>>587308062that's her tail you dumb nigger. and her asshole would be way higher up, right below the vag.you better be fucking trolling
>>587307996>ai slop of gamer girl azurathe world sinks to new lows with every passing day
>Theres so many unemployed europeans that their servers always crash for online games
>literally thousands of players online>only 2 people in LFG for any given dungeonI'm pretty sure their system is busted
>Make a character while the server was shitting itself>Spawns completely naked with no equipment or weaponsI have never seen that in all my years of WoW.
>>587308076shh don't let the secret out
Do people still have trial codes? I might be down to try playing tomorrow. I want to roll a nelf hunter and defend ashenvale by using shadowmeld ambushes on hordies.If you have a code plz save it in not sure if my old ass laptop can even run it.
>>587307858>gay people dont touch womenuuh duuhhrhhrhrh and water is wet
>>587308164Barely, I remember tuesday maintenance being 8 hours long as a standard though
>>587308176because they always outsource to jeet companies retard, like those virtue signalling liberals could actually tolerate being in the same offices as curry smelling jeets, like look at the starfield credits for 2 seconds, like 80% of the names are chink/jeet names but they're obviously not all in the actual studios
>>587308143>le known racist meme>wHY Are wE GEttinG REnamED GuyS????lmao fuck offi report everyone for every meme i see. i give blizzie long explanations for why they should be perma-banned too.
>>587307454Good but I still use my pet. Lone wolf is for my opener before calling pet out or when pet gets killed.
>>587308107The chat and group finder are locked to your layer, which is incredibly stupid. I don't know why they didn't just make individual servers at that point. You cannot even find people on other layers to party with.
>>587308073The fight against the brown hordes start in Azeroth. We're building a cadre.
Gnome Pussy is still online on NA RP-PvP!
If theres a rollback I hope a pack of feral nigs shoot the sysadmins
>>587304269pvp funfree rewards
>>587307874>i lost in fair pvp>so now I'm going to grief lower level playerstypical allycuck behaviour
>>587307967its very cringe that I have to share this thread with EU players.
>>587308361KYS ally tranny.
tanks are overpopulated
>>587308471and you can also KYS, banned faggotask mommy to swipe again so you can evade again.
>>587307571>bro just like get a jobAre you posting from a different reality where the job market isn’t decimated
and i was just making a group for drowned slop...imagine living in current anno domini 2026 AND still having:>server queus (LMAO)>emergency maintenance in a game that's not even a week old
I'll sneak in while the servers are having a sharty
is anyone else getting DCed repeatedly today?
>walk into new zone>the name of the zone doesn't appear Its been like this for me since launchDoes picking the classic option at the start fuck with this in some way?
>>587308532>logs on>crashes servers globallyHow does he do it?
CAM ON BLIZZERLARDBOOT SOM FACKIN SERVERS
>>587308192ok this was literally this year, it's basically every studio in california at least, don't deny this is the same type of person who would own funkos if they didn't become a joke>>587308390asmonchuds doing work
so i was finally doing the undercity after waiting 50 minutes for the ret paladin to come and the server crashes just as we killed a mob
if evens im having sex with futa nelf and futa draenei
>>587308620NA RP. Second DC.
it's all in your head, the servers are fine
>>587307998MORE
>>587308807>if evens im having sex with futa nelf and futa draeneiseems like you will have to pleasure yourself tonight anon
alliance bros? whats happening? are you able to level up lmao.
>>587308867now get rid of the uggo
>kill last boss of dungeon>dc'dI FUCKING PAY FOR THIS FUCK
>>587308867me under the bed laying on my back to hear the wet, squishy plap noises while the underside of the mattress presses against my face over and over
>>587308732>it's basically every studio in californiaBGS is in maryland
>retrieving character list
Which race gives the best head massage?
stop going offline
>>587309090If you see this you got banned.
>>587309124gnomes
I JUST WASTED 2 HOURS IN FUCKING WC FOR THESE GUYS TO DC ME I COULDNT LOOT MY FUCKING FANG SETS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCJK
So its not just me lol
>>587307996I miss the skelf sloppa maker
>>587309243>wasting 2 hours on a 30 minute dungeonDo alliance players really?
>>587308867giwtwm
i want my money back.
>>587306048>ser oathfire the righteous human male ret paladin of the holy light!!!! of vengeance and justice for uther the silver hand NO i will not heal do not ask me i am a paladinn of REtribution!!!! i do dps top dps and never heal ok fuck you this isnt vanilla *equips scarlet crusade tabard*
>>587307996show her bulge
>>587308924EU is fine>being a muttLMAOOOOOOO
>>587309204meant for >>587309108
>>587309032I have to run the shitass Dalaran again because of this. The new content is so good, that im disgusted doing it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Should I buy the new elves? is their zone and their racials good?
just did HoT for the first time. group was me (prot warr), priest, hunter, lock and mage. mage d/c'd after the first boss and we couldnt get a replacement so 4 manned it. was a fun dungeon. the amount of whispers i got from paladins and rogues when forming the group was staggering lol. as if i'd ever bring them
>>587309504I think it's troll imagine their long slender fingers rubbing against your scalp
SOLDIER BOY CRANK THAT HOG
Do I try to restart the client? Or do I just get stuck in queue again?
>>587309663Wait for xmas/new year sale
>>587309663SEX
i just want to play...
>>587308445I'm literally having the pikaboo experienceI am destroying horde players who don't know how to press their interrupt 6 levels above me and then dying because they get bailed out by 1-3 other horde players passing by
It's over
Gnome Pussy will be offline in 14 minutes...No...
I´m in!
its up
>>587310362>Theyre fixing layers>it has to be
>>587310447FUG
Too many Alliance tried to go PvP to ease the imbalance, now it will never be corrected
>>587310515because thats...le retail and retail is...le badt.tranny redditor
Goodbye everyone...
Thats the WoW Forever that you playThats the WoW Forever that you plaaaa-ayayayaaeeeeThats the WoW Forever that you playThats the WoW Forever that you plaaaa-ayayayaaeeee
https://poal.me/w7g6ehhttps://poal.me/w7g6ehhttps://poal.me/w7g6ehImportant :3
I won't be able to afford a mount at 40.Skelves got fucked because there's no way to get honored at 40 so they get a 10g tax other races don't need to pay.
>>587311298You don't have to spend money on the mount if you bought the Skelf pack at least.
>>587311239Kill yourself
>>587311394They made riding cost 100g and it gives you a free mount.
>Finish up my chores>Make a nice soup and tea>Sit down for some farming>[SERVER] Shutdown in 2:30
>>587311402Found the bottom>>587311239you guys are lying
i wish i didnt spend gold training the spells i didnt need
>>587311807There's no option for sub top
how long is the maint bros?
>>587311919Anon? powerbottom?
>>587306338Make a cute femtauren druid like mine, with herbalism and alchemy, and a loooot of levels on Cooking
>>587312061That's literally the opposite RETARD, that's a dom bottom
>>587312170i am very high please understand are you a sub top? post character
now what
>>587312484I will post about sex with female gnomes and probably do some chores I've been procrastinating on. I was going to take a break anyway.
>>587312253Yeah, imagine a nasty dwarf that eats ass
How is the erp scene in wow? is it all text based?
>>587312870It's 90% shit with 10% gems hiding from all the shit ERPers.
>>587312870It's all text based on Retail not like what you weirdos do in FFXIV where you jerk off to each other like how Second Life has become. Just watching animations and going "thats so hot. fuck"That said there ERP scene in WoW Forever seems pretty dry but I AM on RP-PVP and there's layering and a lot of other things.I did ERP with a few people who noticed my lewd TRP3 profile and one of them even bought me a subscription after hearing I was on the trial.
"A malicious attack has caused physical damage to our server hardware, down time is unknown, potentially up to 8 hours, please take this time to wash your ass, with soap, we know you stank. apologies for the inconveniences."
>>587313142How did you know i...>>587313137Thanks anon
horde gets skyborne shaman and undead paladinmeanwhile alliance gets dwarf shaman
>>587313302>How did you know i...If you have to ask in a game that doesn't have Nightlife is text-based or not then thats how I know you're an animation plapper and not a text fucker...
>>587313142>where you jerk off to each other like how Second Life has become. Just watching animations and going "thats so hot. fuck"This shit is so ass man. I can't believe how braindead and degraded that whole scene has become.
>>587312710you are my favorite poster in this thread, please keep up the good work
>>587313447i do prefer text-based i am just not aware how advanced the wow players are!>>587313484the current meta is depressingno one knows how to write
WHERE ARE MY CHARACTERS
lmk when the servers are up
>>587314310k
alliance are just fucking boring>human>short human>shorter human>tall human with blue skin and elf earsthey need to get furblogs or broken draeni so they have an actual interesting beast race, or murlocs.
>>587315304>Dude just add more furry races and turn the factions into petting zoo's againFUCK OFF
>>587316419broken draeni are not a furry race though
>WoW Forever >already can't play
>>587315304>Green Tyrone>Blue Tyrone >Cow Tyrone >Stinky Tyrone
let me in
>>587317128Nyo
>>587312062Sounds pretty cute, never really played druid before
Human or dwarf paladin?
Holy FUCK aspect of the cheetah makes life so much better
>>587317367Dwarf
>>587314310They're back now bwo
>>587319323gay liar
