Happy Underground Edition Previous skip: >>587285921 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-5>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com -The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 -Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale) -Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ -Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/79FxaVBV -Fanart Archives>https://pastebin.com/5777YtCb>https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg -/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/ -Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font -/utg/ Canvases>Current: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96694097-7265-8515>Previous: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87654364-8845-0119>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh -/utg/ OC wiki>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org -Thread Template (paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
metal husband
>>587323331for gacha"FYETISH"
>>587323445ugh
>>587323445who is that? what?
>>587323445/v/ tier humor
>>587323331head hathy gacha based on whiteboard doodle i made a year agoName: Head Hathy (Waitress)Description: Please be patient, she's new.
>My favorite two!
>>587323528head hathy best chapter 1, this is cute
/utg/ became a bunch of mean girls in the last 30 minutes
>>587323660
>>587323660we have many factions here in the mojave
guess what
>>587323521/v/ general
ding ding ding! countdown's done! yup, here it is! what you all were waiting for!
>>587323331Name: PrunselDescription: [if possible please put red gradient here https://imglink.cc/cdn/Tv_wiUUNQG.png but understandably if that's not possible then just use this] Sans' adorable little brother.
>>587323445no
>>587323830I guess that's kind of cool
>>587323660can they become cute mean boys instead?
>>587323751What happened?
>>587323840
>>587323331>He's suffering the wrath of the dog's judgement on his soundtrack.
>>587323331Name: Festive PrunselDescription: Santa's got his eye on you, so you better be nice!
aborted weird route
The way Dess knighters genuinely seethe at any knight theory that isn't Dess knight makes me genuinely think that these faggots are going to kill themselves if it's not her
>>5873241895ags, everyone
>>587323216gachaName: Sitting TogoreDesc: He's a freak, he's a weirdo. He doesn't belong here.
>>587324118This person was raped as a child
what do I draw to make everyone love me on a deep personal level forever
>>587324261beautifuler
>>587324304you cant, im sorry if you found out this way but you just cant.
>>587324304fuzzy cwitters duh
>>587324297projecting a bit there
how much does she weigh?
>>587323113Hooman!
The way Rudy knighters genuinely seethe at any knight theory that isn't Rudy knight makes me genuinely think that these faggots are going to kill themselves if it's not him
>>587324304Just bee urself
it's crazy to stop and think about how deltarune was created from a wet dream about lesbian ntr and teenage rape that was had 15 years ago
>>5873244684ags, everyone
sometimes I see a picture of fave and I get the zoomies and I have to run around until I calm down
>>587324559FRAG OUT
>>587324304this place at its core genuinely only cares about talent. if you are talented enough, your fat blood pee fetish can be a permanent household name
>>587324524huh... so maybe even someone like me can make a game...
>>587304068So what was this?
>>5873245924AG BLAST THE VENT CORE
I genuinely think the Knight shit wasn't supposed to be this big of a mystery but because of the incremental release Toby can't make the foreshadowing obvious as we have years to speculate. If the whole game released at once like intended, it would've been a micromystery at best. There'd be plenty more foreshadowing and we would've been like "oh yeah it's X" by ch3 because you'd get the reveal 6 hours later instead of 6 years later.
>>587324602Ai shit incoming
>>587324596you can also become a permanent household name just by becoming the carrot on a stick for a bunch of housebound schizophrenics
The Knight is the ball that can change shape
>>587324734the soccerballs from chapter 1 painted to look like baseballs...
>>5873233314 gachadesc "Even mistakes can have heart."
>>587324082why is mac there
>>587324726jellyanon?
Fave wants their MTV
Well that was an annoying time to be distracted irl. AhemNOELLE WON!First round of Queen of /v/ goes to the doe!...They're going to make us pay for this. I know no one on this general had an investment in the Queen of /v/ tournament but the tcoaalfags are going to blame us and point the finger at us. I told you all to be ready for a potential shitstorm.>>587322451You were right.>>587322356A scary coincidence because I am the same anon who uploaded that doe archive>>587323830This would have been worth it, too
I hate 5ags and 4ags and 3ags and 2ags
>>587324796leli'll pull this and bench the game, all will be right in the world
i really need to get better at art but i can never make myself do actual practice... (tenna voice) it's dire folks!
>>587324865Wow. Who actually cares
>>587324865kill yourself
>>587324865>You were right.Hah I knew it
>>587324865Oh... i mean okay
>>587324865noelle is the best character in deltarune so even though i hate /v/ermin i'm actually quite happy about this. she deserves all this and more
>>587324865i'm very checked out on the popularity poll stuff but i'm glad you guys beat tcooal if only to spite the weird sharts that got into itmake em seethe
>>587323331i give my contribution to the /utg/ gacha....desc: "It's so cold..."
>>587325190why is this jpegged
Btw Pink and Muffet also won! It's not all sunshine and rainbows though. December, Kris and Carol lost. I'm surprised December got as many votes as she did though.
>>587325190did you cut this out of someone else's workwhy does it have artifacts
>>587325293Catti so irrelevant she killed the thread...
>NNNGGH…. AHHH… power through the wrist pain, Toby! Just think of the Japanese game devs you’ll get to meet…>…by finishing the famous game Deltarune.>UHH!! C’mon me, try to guess who’ll be next! AGGGHUHH!!!
love this fit
>>587325190did berdfag really just steal someone else's artwork to feel included?
Fave has unilateral pulsating tinnitus that is only hearable as they go to sleep and that keeps them up at night Fave has had it for a week and fave would seek medical help were they not alone in Hometown without a carFave is scared a bit
nobody mentioning that >>587324261 is also from pre-existing work
>>587325682turn on a fan or listen to some ocean/storm sounds
/v/ does some cool stuff sometimes...
>>587325839I wasn't aware /v/ was capable of drawing
when you post ellipses it frightens me
>>587324865I'm now reminded of the time Noelle lost to Kazooie. She did get the weird route buff this year, so I'm not surprised she's faring better.
>>587323331A /utg/ gacha? I'm interested.>I'm wing gaster! The royal scientist
>>587325918Oh, anon... Isn't it fun...?
>>587325915men in womens lingerie is rarely hot
>>587325918Anon...it......
>>587325917There's a peak 2% which I'd say rivals even /utg/, but yeah, you are NOT going to see it everyday.
>>587323331I love these shorts...
I haven't visited /v/ in years but they definitely strike me as a "fuck artists ai will replace you" type of guys, said Alphys
>>587325915Men in women's lingerie can be VERY hot. If you disagree, you don't like men.
>>587323445Who the fuck is this?What's the joke???
>>587325915This is very hot
>>587325918…I’m h…a…p…p…y…
>>587326025ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>587326025all that's missing is the puppet handprints pn those shorts.
>>587325708all of these are non-oc>>587323445>>587324028>>587325190>>587324261
Do people really not know who Joey is anymore
>>587325915>his small penis is leaking through his pantiesim gonna came everywhere
>>587323463>>587323485>>587323807>>587323870>>587326146>they don't know vargskelethor/vinesauce joel is a diehard UTDR fannewfags the lot of you, lurk more.
>>587326262Vinesauce Joel isn't utg culture
Our fuckin teacher said
>>587325839[cold] do they ever draw more carol
>>587326112/v/ is basically propped up by very blatant as fuck Claude marketers at this point
>>587326262I truly could not give less of a shit about some random faggot from the internet that you slobber over
>>587326112they have allowed a ai general to be up for a long time now so yeah
I got woken up by my fuck ass tooth :( why can’t dentist ralsei be real and help me extract it
>>587326462NTA your parents didn't hit you enough honestly
>>587325682Listen to ralsei asmrhttps://youtu.be/qmGfChriwbkIt helps me sleep I'm dead serious
>>587326529*puts you to sleep and beats you with a tire iron*
>>587326242i think people might just be posting random shit out of ignorance not knowing its supposed to be for original art, not maliciouslyhopefully this clarifies that, anyway
>>587326262hey anon I know who he is but he's not relevant to /utg/ anymore
>>587326315
>>587323331gacha based off the spamton beta design from chapter 2 newsletterName: Mad MailerDescription: KRIS! I HAVE DEVOLVED INTO MY [beta] FORM TO [save on production costs]
>>587326529You have a tooth for fucking ass?
>>587326538Let's cool it down man
>>587326112Just the gay ones
>>587326538lick my ass
there's no other way, this world HAD to be fixed!
>>587326661cute
>>587326661
Chapter 6 is gonna stink...it makes me sad....
>>587326754Okey sorry :(
>>587326114This
>>587326707I approve.
>>587326262Be patient anon, most posters here are secondaries that only watched playthroughs on youtube and because of that they consider themselves "fans".Because everything has to be performative in current day.
>>587326819image made me kek
Hot take: making quickly pumped out drawings just to be included is a little embarrassing imo
>>587326938>not knowing about some random content creator who likes the game means you're a secondary who consumed the game through content creatorsit hurts itself in confusion?
kris!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587326982Bitch bitch whine whine
>>587326819*catches as many bullets in my mouth as possible before I die*
Hot take: the sheer heaping quantities of shit in my drawers is a little embarrassing imo
>>587326982I'm going to quickly pump out your cum to make you feel embarrassed.
>>587326848i know where this is going.
Hot take: the sheer heaping quantities of food in Tenna's mouth is a little embarrassing imo
>>587326982>artist wants to take part in something>this is a bad thing
>>587327164>artist
>>587326982This touched a nerve
>>587325682fave got tinnitus in like 2018 and has acclimated. i hope yours is temporary but know it'll get better
>>587327120Vaguely sinister image
>If you don't know the e-celebs I obsess over that makes you bad!!1!I hate these zoomers
>>587327123i want to do this to battat...
>>587326661>>587326848>>587327120Would be cute be unfortunately gives diddyblud lolicon vibes
>>587327183>replying that quicklywoah there son maybe let your fingies cool off for a moment so they don't get burned!
>>587327146Hey Kraut could you better explain your opinions on Nazi memorabilia not being intrinsically connected to NazismSaid fave.
>>587326982awww are you embarrassed you didn't realize it was meant for people actually making art themselves? its okay buddy, everybody makes mistakes
>>587327232zoomers don't care about joel, all joel fans are like 80 years old and bald
>>587327361i'm 25 and bald
>>587327120
>>587327361Mike/Joel toxic yaoi...
>>587327361That's even worse than zoomers
>>587326661>>587326661>>587327120>>587327408Uooohhhhh obedient deer cunny....facial required....
I'm wasting my life hereI'm wasting my life hereI'm wasting my life hereI need to close the tab right now
We don’t care about Swedish youtubersWe prefer German /utg/ubers
>>587327447...... Mike...
>>587327408
>>587327536if you feel this way then you certainly are. begone and do something better with your time
>>587327536Want a hug before you go?
>>587327120Did a mtf make these
>>587327536You aren't actually going to close the tab
>>587327640A man did, so it’s not impossible
>>587324865Carol lost btw, but Muffet made it in. Kris and Dess also lost in next 128, but Pink made it through. Susie lost barred but Aqua and Chara made it through.
>>587327790>if it hurts then just let goow my themes
>>587327575he's so bald and cockshy
>>587327326rare = valueable.its artificially rare, though.because a lot of artifacts are destroyed by our government or the most retarded of leftists.burn the monuments, destroy all its splendor and in its absence make something new.
>>587327953Fuck OFF, you know NOTHING about Mike! NOTHING!
licking biting kissing chewing on etc battat's chubby thighs
>people who unironically don't know Joel>complaining about "zoomers"???
Gabriella sisters...
>>587327747>>587327790excellent images
>>587324431>>587325012>>587325293I missed some Catti posting. Much love for these.
If you were taking off a femanons clothes and recognized her from nudes she posted to the thread would you love her more or less
>>587327974"Value" doesn't inherently give meaning to rare items and vice versa."Artifacts" as you call them get destroyed because they were designed by intensely hateful people.
>>587328226make no mistake, I have found Joel unfunny ever since Vinesauce still was a team
>>587328318>femanonsyou mean the attention whore moids?
>>587328318This could never happen because femanons don't post nudes
>>587328318I already love her more because she's my gf
>>587327790i really like the chapter 3 cactus i always love seeing how different people draw them
>>587327790
>>587328318Me taking off someone clothes and a femanon posting nudes in utga re both things that have never happened and never will
I don't know what to do anymore
>>587328627
my shaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
youre all dodging the question
>>587328318it wouldn't change the amount i loved her
I've only seen 2 fan designs for the cactus which feels strange considering I've seen a lot of discussion about her but basically no art
>>587328769Fine. More. To truly love someone is to know them fully. If my fat ass is getting naked we've long discussed posting habits by now.
>>587328769Temfart
>>587328318i would feel bad that im now in a problematic nudes-posted-on-utg gap relationship
I don't want to see naked people
>>587329138then you two should record the first /utg/ sex tape to even if out
>>587323331Name: Hacker (Beach)Description: Rides the waves using his keyboard-surfboard
I want to see naked flowers
Slut!!!
>>587329319honestly if i managed to get a utg girlfriend/boyfriend i would seriously consider doing a utdr themed sex tape and posting it here
naked kris
>>587329725Boy pregger kris~
>>587328765Good post
>>587329668The only acceptable sex tape to be recorded on behalf of utg is a Battat cosplay tied up and sexually tortured by a Fujo cosplay.
let me be struck down
>>587323331for the gachaname: Sleepy Herodescription: Shh, don't wake him
What if Mike is the Silver Drakethey're both chapter 6/7 minibosses that have been foreshadowed since chapter 2
>>587329873i agree
we should come up with ideas for rooms/backgrounds
The utg gatcha looks soo cool but i've been busy all day so I'll have to do my contributions tomorrow when i'm not tired but I wanna do them now.
>>587330339Castle town I would do it but my heart condition is acting up and I might not survi
>>587330105This reminded me I should sleep.
>>587323113https://x.com/AllYourDolls/status/2119626031938367673?a=j_X8JjqccMUiJCq62nY&s=19Oh fuck they made him real
>>587328318What if the world was made of pudding
>>587329841>Kris mpreg by Susie's futa lizard cockThis Is How Krusie Can Still Win [Embed]
>>587330339anon's room
>>587330105*themsorry i'm sleepy too
>>587330546>Share latest sex doll news & AI techI don't think I like the future.
I would like to touch Kris butt
>>587330546>oh cute is this an art doll or someth-
>>587329496>lost his dick in the warI'll still love him regardless.
>>587328341every emotion has the right to exist.even hate has its place.
>>587330546i would put that in me yeah
>>587330546>sheeven the sex doll accounts have been coverted to tralsei. whats taking you so long utg?
>>587330973But he has no pengis!
>>587330339kris room
>>587330953This is something your fuckass party member who's a dude that looks like a woman in a JRPG says before you swap him out for the guy with the huge sword for being useless
>>587330647need this...
>>587331003click the buy link, he has a detachable one
>>587331051Receiving or giving?
>>587331094>click the buy linkHmm no don't think I will
>>587331045>catti unappreciated for being just a buff-slut
Teency weency
>>587331142both, which is what true LOVE is about
Mewmew's binary and simplified butthole~
>>587331323Wanna come down to my place? Its a little lonely here
>>587330546this texture and body shape is what i imagine fujo having
>>587331494Dicefags are never beating the ledo allegations
>>587323331Name: Twisted KnifeDescription: About time.
>>587331568>allegationsIt's just one guy obsessively spamming it because he's an artschizo.
>>587331434*cames i n my pantaloons* just sent you a DM with, let's do this
>>587331612wonderful
>>587331348how big is the binary sequence?
Someone should do Mew Mew's butthole~ for the gacha thing. Not sure how to keep it sfw
>>587331660AwwwwRIGHT *Attaches you to the atomic decellulizor' let's get KINKY
>>587331568ledo le lo leledo le lo lewhenever, whereverdicefags are meant to be togetheri'll be there, and (you)ll be nearAnd that's the deal, my dear
>>587330459is your heart okay
>>587330459Attention whoring obese 30 year old man
>>587331730no I don't think they should, actually
can there be a kraut gacha thats a german black flower and his dead dad in the background
>>587331760Stop mocking my typos its not my fault im Indian Pakistani
>>587331857gay gloating suits you.
>>587331730mew mew's pixelated and censored butthole~
I wanna make a gacha but im afraid
>>587332008of what
>>587332058of the gacha rape beast
>>587332058Of you
>>587332008I was afraid to submit mine too but I'm very glad I did, you should too anon!
>>587326025Oh I remember this when it was a WIP. Very nice, Anon! Lovely!
>>587331997this may look scary but it's actually how he cleans debris out of his skull
>>587332108>https://youtu.be/kpnW68Q8ltc?t=7KILL
>>58733170401001101 01100101 01110111 01101101 01100101 01110111 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01101001 01101101 01110000 01101100 01101001 01100110 01101001 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 01110100 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100101 01111110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 00101110
I wanna cuddle Chara and make her happy so very much.
>>587332008How about making a gachi instead?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaLtaIRTm6U
>>5873244310.25 Onionsans. 3 more and she will weigh one Onionsan.
>>587332293so 2^384-1 possibilities.hexdec is better.
*spooges*
hey mayn fuck you mayn
i want to shake hands with that pippin artist on the whiteboards. pretty awesome stuff
>>587332457Though Onionsan would still be heavier of course. Even if she was Carri’s size or a human’s size, Onionsan would weigh 1.5 times as much as Catti.
>>587332890There's several
>>587332890that's how you get monkey pox or rabies.don't shake hands with animals.
>>587332890anon... anon there are 6 different pippins artists on the current whiteboard...
>>587332116I'll try my best.... is there a deadline for these ?
>>587332008You can make something better than this right?You will regret never taking the chance to leave your own little mark that say "I was a part of this!" This is as low stakes as it gets. In fact if you are hesitant because you don't wanna make something 'bad' just make it anyway - if your stuff isn't great it makes the other stuff shine a little more. There's a reason gacha games are filled with low quality junk, it's to make the special stuff stand out more. So if you're not gonna do it for yourself you should do it for others! If you back down now that fear will rule you for the rest of your time on this board, never to be conquered.
FUUUUCK just hit with a shovel or put me in the time chamber until Chapter 6 please
I want to marry that one pippin artist on the whiteboard
>>587333201kill this polyamorous anon
>>587333172>if your stuff isn't great it makes the other stuff shine a little more.Not the best incentive to give someone lol
>>587333170I think the anon working on it said 2 weeks but I wouldn't be surprised if they just kept adding more as time goes on
>>587326025sex? sex!
i wanna smell catti
You guys glaze the worst artists ffs
rephrasing: how ever many. draw the green and red ones sucking and fucking and kissing, lets shake hands
You guys glaze the worst donuts ffs
>>587333459she's not RED she's PINK! but ok
>>587333430they do
You guys glaze the worst donuts *frrt*
Glazing Battat's penis with Fujo's drool
I want to smell cattis sweaty pussy
>>587333530 whiteboard aint got no DAMN pink i wouldve never known.. im so soprry for larpeing..
>>587330546>Makes highly realistic sex dolls>Asian companykek
>>587330339Rudy's hospital room
turns out I love making pretend gacha pulls
is there somewhere of origin i can find those two fuckhead pippins or am i done for
>>587331207For some reason my brain interpreted buff slut as Catti being VERY into muscles and not the obvious meaning
>>587333883Dawg the whole world is becoming China and Japan, single rates have never been higher.Said Pizzapants before he got a GF
>>587333342Depends on the person. Its the kinda advice that someone who thinks they're somehow taking away from this project by submitting work might appreciate.
>>587333708catti is the smelly pussy
>>587334020If you mean you wanna learn more about Battat and Fujo there's a wiki in the OP, though I think it's kind of outdated by now sadly. In 2025 the general was almost entirely Pippins content though
>>587334151put catti in the bath if she's smelly
>>587334020battat and fujo? the green and pink ones? battat is in the game itself (mike room in chapter 4 castle town, code 6453) and fujo was made by /utg/ last year. there's a pippins oc wiki linked in the OP with a page on fujo
>>587334020Find who?
>>587334020https://deltarune.wiki/w/Small_Mikehttps://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org/Fujopippins
>>587334297>>587334197ohh okay i see i see
find her
i like Fujo i am a fujo fan a fan of fujo if you will
Is Battat being a pathetic premature ejaculating weakling canon?
>>587334663no i just like it
>>587334663yes and i like it. more men should do that
>>587334421Why does the wiki not call him Battat? This feels like some wiki editor autism bullshit.
Faves overeager cumshot dripping down my belly, faves shuddering breaths as he struggles to maintain composure, faves face burying into my neck as he mutters apologies inbetween kisses.
>>587334890GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>587334795well...
improvement?
>>587334959isnt it a good thing we like the same things anon
>>587334663if we pray hard enough..
>>587334890I can't get into this because it just sounds like me if I ever had sex and I hate it.
>>587334967he's just more tsundere and hasn't accepted his true name yet, you can't take him at his word.
>>587335029all could be dess....
>>587335029Rudy looks like one of those NTR surfer guys lmao
>>587334890I would love to have him in my arms forever, no need for apologiesHe would look so perfect post-orgasm
>>587335029Rudy went from bi to fully homosexual.
>>587334967The Fangamer plushes call them Battat and Pluey in parenthesis because Toby figured it was a fool's errand to make people understand this
His name is Battat and his head is green
>nooo don't call it ERAM we don't know if that's their name!>nooo don't call it fireshock we don't know if that's the name of ralsei's spell! sure it's name of the fire spell in dragon blazers that iceshock is also from but we don't knooow!!!why are deltarune fans so allergic to using easily associable names for thingslike yeah it's not confirmed but what does it matter to you if pre-chapter discussion is made outdated, it's not like that doesn't happen literally every fucking time, god forbid people look back and see people referring to the shadow mantle holder as the vaguely name-like OST title instead of typing shadow mantle holder every time
how to befriend battat lovers and maybe even a DAMN fujo lover tips and tricks please
>>587335029Rudery is so cursed
me when i eat my thumb
>>587335312Why is her head so small lmao
>>587335283is this temfag
>>587335365working out at the bimbrorby
>>587335283temfag please>>587335371yes
>>587335076Fave hating it only makes it hotter unfortunately, also its an affectionate fantasy at least. >>587335158The apologies are only part of the fantasy so you can tell him its ok and cuddle him in your arms forever like you said
>>587335365inb4 >artschizo
who wants to make BABIES
>>587335365it’s the thumb that makes your head small
deltarune is suffering from diddybludcoderot
who wants to get RABIES
>>587335267The Small Mike example just annoyed me because like who the fuck is Small Mike? No one calls him Small Mike. You're catering to an audience of no one and just making shit more confusing for everyone.
>>587335449whos temfag
>>587334890I dream of this. It's ok honey I still love you
>>587335579OMG MEEEEE XD WRAR :3
>>587335619nigga you aren’t fooling anyone
>>587335463>projection posting from artschizo
>>587335579>>587335539Is "Babies with Rabies" a good band name?
>>587334016What rank is Onionsan?
>>587335619>whos temfagYou don't wanna know... oh the horror..
>>587335539Me but only with my thread crush. I will even get mpregged if I have to
>>587335726D for Delicious. yum yum yum
>>587334890HOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTyou should post more anon
i literally have no fucking clue who that is give me my tips and tricks like i asked you ghhouuuls
>>587335753It's okay I also want a cute woman to make me mpregnant
>>587335813stfu
>>587335787:(
>>587335813i forgot to make it a reply im retarded
>>587335283if you are nice it should not be hard
if you think you have it rough with tobys release schedule, just remember that Lisa the Pointless fags have been waiting for the Monster Update for 10 years. even Deltarune eventually got chapter 2. Pointless fans are starving
>>587335539unironically me. i genuinely have baby fever and i can't look at things like this without getting horny. said uhh... fave of course.
i THINK im nice.. i THINK
>>587336076wanna make babies together, sweetie?>>587335881>>587335753awwwwwww im honored
I think I'm nice, therefore I'm nice- Fave, 202X
Come on utg MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Yesterday it was "I never want to have kids." Today it's "Baby Fever." I can't keep up with this sick games!
is "boypussi" still an acceptable term in the omega foidverse?
>>587336202>wanna make babies together, sweetie?don't say that
>guize it’s totally not me i promise i’m just being creepy parasocial stalkery and needing to be instructed on human behavior like any average guy
>>587335741guy with actual schizophrenia who spammed ai nudes of temmie and vore and feet pics of her and posted gore at people who posted shota stuff and had so many mental breakdowns in the threads he would make the joker look sane.
>>587336256wanna fuck hardstyle chad
If the Roaring Knight came to your last played non Underrune game, do you think you can defeat it?
>>587336345i don't even know what this means.
I love Chara
>>587336287*sucks and fucks you epic diddy style*
>>587335741oops i replied to the wrong anon
>>587336287*sucks and fucks you, but in a lame, basedboyish way*
>>587336249never really saw this ("boypussi") used in fanfiction but maybe we run in different circles
>>587336287im not temfag and I do this because I am autistic as shit
>>587336360>Kingdom Hearts 2The Knight would fit pretty well there actually.
I ate Chara's favorite number
who would win stalkery or flowery or verity
>>587336295dear fucking christ thats the last explanation i expected
anyways the ceremonial breeding chambers are ready. please ignore the screaming in the isolated rooms.
dropping bad bad naughty anons into the pippins breeding pit. and then dropping myself in there because i want to be in there
>>587336583i still dont know what verity is
>>587336587He was so bad he straight up killed the general at the tail end of Ch2 era
>>587336587i forgot to mention he also grew up in an abusive mormon household and claims to be a voice actor and composer so theres a none zero chance you have listened to him voice or compose something.
did anyone hear about that cancer patient that tobys gonna tell the ending to
>>587336521stop asking how to befriend a type of person like they’re some kind of animal species you want to entrap nobody wants that
>>587336698It's the new Sonic.EXE stimmies for the kiddos, this time it's some Smiley from Roblucks
walking on the beach and holding hands with chara. watching the sunset on the distant horizon, across the sea, and the endless ocean of space, with chara. eating an ice cream cone with chara. reclining on the balcony, drinking, and talking with chara through the night. cuddling and falling asleep with chara on the patio furniture because we're so tired after such a long day.
>>587336752i hope they recover and toby has to threaten them with the pinkertons to keep quiet.
>>587336730And worst of all, he could be any one of us...He could be in this very room!
>>587336685there are no pippins we didnt have the budget for those, enjoy your test tube grown Jevils spamtons and botched Kris's tho. I think we have a shipment of defective ralseis on the way
>>587336360I've died over a hundred times in the past two weeks alone, hell nah I ain't winning unless the Knight finds me on a God run.
Chara can have my soul
>>587336825>Smiley from Robluckswhat does this mean
I want to sit in fave's lap and show them the new cryptid stamps the postal service announced
i gotta finish my drawing but im eating ice cream said fave sadly and yummily
chara you have my heeaaaart, chara you haaaave my souuuuuul
Fave is in your birthday party. They hand you over a present and you open it to find a collar with their name on it.
>>587336994There's a lego-esque social game kids play called Roblox and there's a smiley in it and people made it scary.
How do I tame a wild drawanon? What kind of food should I feed them?
The more this general talks about procreation the more my desire to get my tubes tied increases
>>587337085Trick question, you have to be the one eating food. A lot of food.
>>587337085draw what they want to have sex with and talk to them on the whiteboard+magma.
>>587337116can i cum in you endlessly after you do?
>>587337085feed (You)s and/or feed them art of their fave
>>587337116I'm kinda glad I probably won't fuck. My genes suck ass.
>>587337116Cute
>>587337062my birthday is in 17 days, if fave doesnt do this i'll be sad now
Toby they're just ERPing now please save us
>>587337154is it bunkercord stalking hours
>>587337116you could always just do only anal forever
favey it's your birthdayhappy birthday favey
>>587337116sorry you're a woman, anon.
>>587337116it does the opposite for me
>>587336752If they're actually dying, that sucks to hear, but I don't think you could torture that information out of Toby.
>only anal foreverWhich Undertale character is most likely to do this?
>>587337283hai x3>>587337335Mettaton post bowiefication
>>587337327Big Cat!!!
the tubes the tubes the tubes the tubes the tu
Imagine having a breeding kink, one night of a good cum results in 30+ years of responsibility.Said Toriel
>>587337335Me, the angel
>>587337116Based and same
>>587336752God imagine if Toby was just making up shit and he has to concoct something just to give some dying kid some closure.
Sitting in faves lap, fave getting way too excited during making out, faves hands shaking and roughly pawing at whatever area he can reach, faves stumbling and nervous speech as he tries to pull back so he doesn't cum in his pants, not letting fave go, kissing fave and rubbing your hands over his chest as he spills into his pants, hips bucking up into your crotch and pulling you as close as possible to him as his orgasm wracks his body, faves miserable pleasured hot and wet groans in your ear as he finishes.
>>587336752I'm kinda surprised this doesn't happen more often with series that take forever.
Fuuuuuuuck instead of falling into the /utg/ breeding pit I fell into the saw 2 aids needle pit that was right next to it can someone get me out
>>587337442if he lies it's not like she'll live to know the difference
Idk about you guys but really we should be more excited that three ut/dr characters won the first round of Queen of /v/, that's three out of six. That's pretty good considering the hatred that's being festering around anything undertale/deltarune related both on /v/ and the whole site in general.
>>587337201I'm not going to fuck either so there is no need for me to get permanent birth control but this general still manages to make me want to get it anyway, it's an achievement honestly
>>587337450I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>587337325>>587336752>>587337442Yeah Toby is absolutely not spilling the beans, he can't risk an italian foid with cancer to leak his dogwater ending
>>587337396>>587337450i'm going insane stop posting about my fetishes
>>587337531But what if SHE lies and is doing it to leak it to everyone, then she does and it turns out it's a bullshit ending? Then everyone will know Toby purposefully gave a girl he thought was dying a fake ending
>>587337530*slams my massive 5 foot strap on on your head fracturing your skull, killing you instantly*
>>587337450keep being in my head anon you're right on the right track
>>587337450oh jesus. when you get hit with the generic fave post that's actually good and you can apply it to your fave it's a crazy rush it's a legendary roll
>>587323331For the utg gachaName: Kurozapper/FujonglerI couldn't come up with a description sadly, if anyone has suggestions I'd be grateful.
>>587336752This is a joke right
>>587337550That's cool or something i guess
speaking of leaking.....eheheh..... well let's not get into it now...... but i have a pipe i need to fix.......
>>587337747shut the fuck up sans
Hey utg uhhhh fuck you!
>>587337714dumpan
battat's leaky penis
https://x.com/dkfjadlfkjsd96/status/2119900281572041015 flowery stomp with floradinns and sock garters
>>587337791you think if he vibrates harder he'll churn the milk into butter?
>>587337550While I am happy for ya, you gotta keep your expectations a wee tempered with these things
>>587337796Dude I would dread to be Toby in this position. Fuck.
is /utg/ the most bisexual sfw general on 4chan
>>587337896genuinely what a nightmare. if it had been like a make a wish kid or something at least he would've been able to handle it privately
chara's leaky penis that's straight up like a faucet that you turned on halfway like there's so much pre it's getting everywhere and making a huge puddle on the floor like that's really hot but also how are they doing that what the fuck
>>587337796
>>587337830>Hurting FloradinnsHATE
how many kids do you think have gone up to a mall santa in the past few years and went "i want a deltarune toy!"
>>587336752My friend died from cancer during the Sweepstakes era. She never even got to play Chapters 3&4. Toby didn't come down from the heavens and whisper secret shit to her because that's not how life works. If he ends up caving to peer pressure and tells this singular lucky random nobody girl how Deltarune ends I'll make it my life's ultimate mission to kill him
>>587337896This is like a more extreme version of proposing to a woman in front of a crowd, the pressure must be the worst
THERE WAS A COCKROACH ON MY BED HELP ME
>>587337967is this the sloshing-balls-fag...
>>587338017Kids don't like Deltarune
>>587337974
>>587338057Oh Spamton, don't be silly.A dumpster isn't a bed!
>>587337830This fuckin sucks but it's okay cause it helped me find goldhttps://twitterviewer.app/Mankker_3/status/2119850113862627508Flowery dressing up as Toriel with big boobies to comfort Asgore is a new fetish for me now
>>587337673That's not generic
>>587337994they are so ugly and unfunny
>>587338074no i didn't make any post like that that was another guy. i don't exactly dislike the idea though as stupid as it is but my idea is also stupid
>>587337691Description: Not to be confused with a certain pink parasol-wielding princess
>>587337450Hey don't make me horny
>>587338092I saw a kid dressed up as berdly for halloween
Yeah, with a boy like that it's seriousThere's a boy who is so wonderfulThat girls who see him cannot find back homeAnd the gigolos run like spiders when he comes'Cause he is Eros and he's ApolloGirls, with a boy like that it's seriousSenoritas, don't follow himSoon, he will eat your hearts like cerealsSweet Lolitas, don't goYou're still young
>>587338247die they’re goofy cute
>>587338116done
>>587337796>>587337974>>587338116>the moment her knight candidate isn’t true, the cough stops and she hops out of bed to strangle Toby’s slender neck
I swear a meteor could be about to hit Earth and I'm going to learn about it here first with a "Deltarune took so long to come out a meteor is going to hit Earth" post.
Deltarune took so long to come out a meteor is going to hit Earth
>>587338197well like. i mean it in the sense that it's a fantasy that can be actually applied to many faves. and also isn't just a blogpost disguised as a favepost. that's what i mean
>>587337796>I use the quote "There's something more important reaching the end" as my guideThen why beg to know the ending you retard
retrieve arms from drawer
>>587338358QUICK LET'S ALL GET RID OF OUR VIRGINITY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Tender intimate romantic babymaking sex with this man forever and ever.
>>587338371Im the person who wrote it and I understood what you meant, I appreciate it.
>>587338275That's a good one, thank you very much. If gacha anon checks this thread later this is the description I'd like to go with.
>>587338420didnt read the message you replied to and thought you were telling everyone here to rape the girl with cancer lmao
* (It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time.)
>>587338374Chapter 6 and 90% of Chapter 7 still count as "stuff before the ending" doebeit
>>587338482yes thank you. it's very rare i get to have that kind of wonderful intense fantasy injected in my head randomly by someone else that's the thing about it too
HOW DO I GET RID OF ROACHES PERMANENTLY
>>587337627nut
>>587338541Bruh wtf D:
hmmmmmm should fave get food taxi'd to fave's house or just sleep the hunger off decisions decisions
>>587338607deep clean your home if you live in apartment, it's still important to clean, but if your neighbors are nasty the occasional roach will wander into your apartment anyway. could try sealing up cracks/holes you find
>>587338607Using your FISTS, like everything in life.
i really wish i didn't live with 7 other people said fave
>>587338675oh like minecraft!
Fujo's leaky everything
my carpel tunnel is hurting really bad right now so im just going to post what ive written so far for gacha ideas. feel free to draw any of this
>>587338732Seth...
>>587338247you have a rotten soulfloradinns are very funny and cute
Is this real
Chara rimjob.
Why my bed why my fucking bed out of everywhere why did it have to be my fucking bed
>>587338853>ramb relevance lmao
>>587338853yeah man it will also have a giant image friend poppyplaytime chase you down hallways
>>587338853>Ramb KAIZO>420>666Bruh lmao
>>587338921That and the design is really basic/uninspired.
>>587338896anon has a roach in her bed
>>587338830who the fuck is veth?
>>587338981/sus/ oc
>>587338896Kris...
>>587338980HELP ME
>>587338981>>587339037it's surprising to see anons that still don't know who she is
I am really horny can a woman here post their hand or knee or any part with their skin so i can cum please
>>587338853You can tell It's Fake because there'S no Ball
>>587338830i hope we actually get this fucking many gachas or somewhere near itso that way its actually exciting to get the one you want
>>587339118
>>587338779cosigned
>>587339108I've never set one foot in /sus/, /doe/, /dum/, anything like that. I don't even know how people find /trash/
>>587339118https://d.uguu.se/VipKWtcR.mp4
>>587339103come stay with me
>>587338853Going into my "totally legit leeks" folder
>>587338853Yes I just asked my dad who works at tonysoft, he said it was real toberto showed those images to the team in the latest meeting
>>587339037>>587339108why would i ever visit /sus/?
>>587338853>your soul cannot planRude. >:(
>>587338853the shrinking acid will return
>>587339215oh my god. an actual newfag. you don't know how to enter /trash/???
>>587339118https://h.uguu.se/hwbAmAOB.mp4
>>587339301>an actual newfagI've been here for like a decade (sadly), I just never bothered to learn, because why would I? I've just seen it linkedSaid Fave
>>587339108/doe/ and /sus/ aren't as influential or relevant as you think they are, broOnly someone who was in the thread for Ch1-2 era utg would know about those threads
>>587339169Is it weird i picture anton chigurh when i think of temfag
>>587339224>multiple browsers throw up security warnings and don't let me connectwhat the fuck was this meant to be?
>>587339402no because that's who he thought he was
>>587339227Look it you give me a sofa to sleep on and not be a creep I'll organize a fly over to where ever you are i can't keep living like this
>>587339438That's just Uguu.se, some anons can see them fine some just get errors because ISPs block it for unknown reasons
>>587338980>her
>>587339461he owns a gun and is schizophrenic how long until he kills someone
>>587339491you can't be allergic to cats. i've got a FRIEND with me
>>587339534girl game, girl general. dummy boy!
>>587339594Look im good are you serious about this or are you shitting with me right now
praying for roachanon
>>587339692uhh maybe not at this exact moment I'm a bit busy for the next couple of weeks
Waiting for faves facial with baited breath on your knees in front of him, eagerness and fear and some sense of shame from being so close to him like this. You are so turned on and embarrassed you can't even bear to look at him stroke his cock above you, to look at him staring down at you so intensely. So you close your eyes, and all focus goes to the curling hot feeling of arousal in your own gut and the sounds of him about to cum
>>587339569yeah man and i'm the grim reaper because i harvest wheat if anton chigurh were that simple he'd Suck Ass Big Time
>>587338896do you eat in your bed
Breaking news: Woman found dismembered in Ohio after meeting with man on online forum dedicated to cult video game known as "Deltarune"
>>587339760god damn....
Breaking news: Woman found dismembered by roaches after not being able to meet with man on online forum dedicated to cult video game known as "Deltarune"
>>587339762what the fuck are you talking about im taking about a schizo with a gun not a fictional character
>>587338896Let your cat eat the roach
>>587339752do you live in the US and do you have social contact outside of this thread
>>587339820Post-chapter 7 prediction
>>587339897yeah me too
WHITEBOARD LET ME ROTATE THE FUCKING CANVAS AIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHH
Roach news: Roaches all around the country of ANON'S HOUSE are no longer starving thanks to a remarkable find this afternoon. and entire human corpse, ready for eating
>>587339930stop this immediately or I'm telling your mom or something
>>587339930yes and yes but I don't want to get murdered. You're not a rapist murderer are you?
Is this also real
>>587339958too bad whiteboard-pro-cuck you will crane your neck uncomfortably and you will LIKE it
>>587339770No I eat either at my computer or on a little tabblette I have in the corner
>>587323331Name: _Description: Always at your humble service
>>587339103>>587339491>>587339692>>587339930big rape energy coming from this foid
>>587339974why'd "ready for eating" get me
Breaking news: Man pretending to be a woman online flies to the house of a woman pretending to be a man online and promptly gets stabbed 600 times
Uh oh... murder-rape case that will become infamous and make it to national news incoming
>>587340068love the flesh
>>587340121as if any nerd on /utg/ could rape and murder their way out of a paper bag
>>587340086you might be part roach...>>587340068woah this is awesome
arrange your rapes & murders in the cord and not in the thread please
>>587340068PAINTER???>>587340013ok. What are the catches. Im considering but if theres anything weird im just going to harrase my landlord in my buildings office or some family member to hire a deep cleaner to unfuck my living situation. Im practicallya NEET with learned helplessness forced onto me
ANON!!! STOP!!! THAT WOMAN IS THE QUEEN OF THE ROACHES AND SHE WANTS TO RAPE YOU!!! STOP!!! ITS ALL PART OF HER PLAN!!
>>587340313that's bunfag innit
>>587340313Lobotomized style recognition
>>587340313>PAINTER???you fucking moron that's snowdinbun anon. I was going to say "all it took was the gacha for snowdin to come out of hiding" in my reply to him but i decided not to since I suspected most anons could tell but oh my god open your EYES
Fave also has roaches and its not worth getting raped and murdered to be rid of them even though roaches are the second worse thing on the planet other than being raped
>>587340313>spoilerits probably more worthwhile to harass your landlord to clean your shit than to trust some rando with your life although I promise I'm not a rapist murderer just friendless loser
>>587340398oooouuughh...
you now remember hairttat
simplyeat the roaches?
>>587340068cool
Im fucking cleaning my room but by bit but I don't even want to touch my bed knowing that thing can just skitter away fills me with so much dread
>anyone able to color better than carolanon is painter/utg/ has forgotten the ch3 and 4 era
out of NOWHERE
>>587340592Don't you have bugspray?
>>587340534/utg/ is great because this is the only general this could happen in unless some guy has super long hair so its not that surprising actually hmmm alexa delete post delete post cancel post
>>587340676Its almost empty
I skimmed through the thread what's happening? Roaches are raping and murdering people?
Anon's roach event is the motivation I needed to clean my apartment, thanks anon.
Are you a bad enough anon to help big booba fave with her backpain? To give her back massages and have her full weight laid upon thee? To do chores for her so she doesn't need to walk as much even as the sweat is to be wiped from your brow?
>>587340691pic is from Twitter
>>587340592Post photos so we can help you find where the roach is in the room so you can kill it easier
>>587338057>>587338607>>587340592
>>587340743Deltarune hardmode was released
>>587329889I would immediately procure a Battat cosplay to make that happen, but a woman having sex with me is about as likely as Toby Fox posting his Goatsee'd ass on Blue Sky.
>>587340543dr kel you aren't being paid to shitpost
does anyone have that old utg image of each soul color having a unique fetish tied to it?
>>587340534Fuuuck this is cool why did I sit out so much of the 3&4 era. I didn't know it was actually good, everyone was arguing about rose shit so I left and didn't come back til way later. Fuck my life.
The worst thing a roach can do to humans is like, cause allergies
i have gotten zero pics of women that i requested why do you all cuck me so much
Fave has never seen a cockroach in their entire life and is not even sure if they exist in fave's country
>>587340813You would make fun of me for how I live no
>>587340921sorry anon cucking is my fetish and you are pornmeat
>>587340910And the most unforgivable thing a roach can do to a human is look fucking disgusting and gross
>>587340909>>587340793Nevermind lolIt's from TwitterFor some reason I forget people outside of /utg/ make Pippins content
>>587340481>>587340313anyways as long as you promise not to maim me in any way or trash my living space you just have to shake out all of your stuff before you enter so you don't bring the roaches with you you can be my neet roommate I haven't had one of those in a while
I CAN HEAR IT CHIRPING
Fave hasn't even played roblox in years but it bothers them when people use the soundfont from the old main theme and call it a "2009 roblox cover" because the music did not sound like that, an authentic cover would use that old ass midi system people used to get around the lack of audio uploads
resting my dick n' balls on faves feet while we watch christmas movies together
>>587341053cute
>>587340068Man this is gross, amazing work.
>>587340909>everyone was arguing about rose shit so I left and didn't come back til way laterOoof! Have my genuine condolences for having been driven away by the tourists
>>587341093KYS
the thought of a woman moving in with a random man from here....the thought fills you with dread
>>587341053post room pic to show how bad it is. have you cleaned your room yet? what the hell is going on for you to think about leaving how bad is it? do you not have a couch?
>>587334890Would you be okay with fave with apologizing and asking to eat you out instead?
>>587341053if you can hear it then it can probably hear you
Can roommateship bloom on the /utg/?
>>587341168>man
>>587341053Anon please just go buy bug spray, run to the store just to get one
>>587341168Sorry to burst your bubble, but they're both men. Or a guy is moving in with a woman. Either way its a final fantasy house waiting to happen
damn that's crazy guys where are your cool utdr images
>>587340793>>587341019isn't the twitter post stolen from /utg/? is swear it was posted here first
>>587340898
Tonight has proven to me the utg dorms are a NECESSITY
>>587341162live and let live
>>587341356thanks
Roach anon I just thought I'd let you know I recently watch the 3 latest alien movies and it's reminding me of xenos stalking and killing humans.
my pretty wife
>>587341336we had a couple hair arts in response, one with pubes, evenno I did not save them
>>587341336No but we’ve had other hair art
>>587336287>and needing to be instructed on human behavior like any average guywe're all autistic here. just because someone (like me) is retarded and doesn't intuitively doesn't understand other people doesn't mean that person is evil. >>587336769I think wanting to make friends with a type of person, like someone that enjoys Deltarune, is normal, and that you're just projecting bad intentions on to something benign.
>>587341336No it's not, I was the one who first posted hairttat to utg, I grabbed it from xitter
>>587341356i'm most of these
>>587341185I don't want fave to do that really
>>587341446>pubesLying
>>587341168this reminds me i was thinking earlier about how i forget really easily when i'm around other people that i'm like a potentially dangerous stranger to them, like i know that i'm a harmless nerd softie but maybe they don't and maybe i could be some jeffery dahmer freak in their mind, that's weird to think about like you have to prove yourself as safe, maybe i'm too trusting of others too, it's weird, the world is weird, i mean it makes sense but it's weird says burgerpants
>>587341446>even no I did not save themsucks to be you
>>587341184Heres the bed and last time I saw it it dashed behind the upper right hand of the pillow
just be careful when arranging to live with a /utg/ anon because there's a significant chance you'd be moving in with berdfag or temturd.
>>587341513I very vividly remember at least very curly hair
Holy newfags today lmao
>>587337283do you have a breeding fetish
https://n.uguu.se/KgDPWEFO.jpg
>>587341541>>587340691does every american bathroom look the same?
fave is living as roommates right now with a friend they met on deltachan imageboards 10 years ago
>>587341541you look me in the eyes and tell me those aren't tubes on anthony tenna's ant tenna's
>>587341548Finally, something to rival number's toenails
>>587341052are you in the bunker
I wanted to make a fave out of pubes too but I became too fascinated with my bush growth to trim it
>>587341710no and if you are then I retract my offer
>>587341548Kris, susie, and ralsei all sleep on this kind of situation every night
>>587341548my bed looks like this but worse
>>587341707What do you MEAN its just a BED>>587341741:(
>>587341548What the fuck am I looking at >pillow isn’t covered>>587341557You also need to ask yourself who would be in this gross living situation OR be offering a place to stay to a 4chan poster? Very scary, probably not a good couple of posters
>>587341548fify (found it for you)
cant get the roach out of my house, putting them to work instead
i would not trust anyone in the utg threadshitter discord with anything involving me, ever
>>587341707>>587341548???It's just a normal bedroom with messy blankets? What about it is supposed to be worse than literal toe fungus?
>>587341668I TOLD YOU ALLI'M NOT CRAZY!
>>587341821>:(sorry bro, I just don't trust that place. good luck
>>587341828LOL
>>587339665can you talk to me like that while I hump your legs through my pants? please?
>>587323331hop on tenderslop goons https://n.uguu.se/pKKnutFR.png
>>587341528For some reason people trusting me makes me irrationally anxious. A few days ago a stranger at Uni asked me to watch their stuff while they want to the toilet. I agreed but the entire time I just thought to myself "Wtf, I'm a complete stranger. I could easily steal your stuff including your expensive laptop. Why would you trust me with that?" while having absolutely no intent to steal it.
Why'd I read that entire exchange man
good morning chat>>587341707what>>587341710NTA but yeah>>587341741what why>>587341835how come?>>587341845i know right
>>587341876HELP ME I WAS JUST ASKING FOR A PLACE TO CONTACT YOU AAAAAAAA
>>587341828HOLY SHIT THERE IT IS
>>587341845Clean your glasses and look again, everything is blotched with brown smeg. It needs to be washed and is probably filled with roach eggies
>>587341956so are you in the bunker or not?
>>587341710>>587341821>might ACTUALLY have been t*mfaghttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/586984274/#587003246
>>587341921Didn't know how much I needed this ship
wasn't temfag the one posting videos of roaches getting raped
>>587341950attention seeker
>>587342015Im someone worse dont associate me with that sex pest
>>587341921DAAAAAAMNvery good
>>587341510You want fave to prematurely ejaculate, but you don't want fave to perform oral sex on you? This seems like a strange combination. Why?
>>587341985The blankets look clean to me, just messy
>>587342006Obviously they are
>>587341548i don't mean to scare you but i'm a migosp expert and the little black spots at the sides of the pillow look worrying so you should probably make sure you're not sleeping with your head on top of migosp hatchlings said shinobeetle
>>587341921Are there cockroaches in her bed?
>>587328341we should remember how those people became hateful to begin with, what such hate looks like, how once-reasonable people became willing to commit systematic genocideknowledge in this context is not poison, but inoculationto forget is to make ourselves naive, make ourselves vulnerable to it once again, to not know which paths lead one to fascism until one has already taken a number of steps in that direction
>>587342006anon they clearly are and they're just backpedaling
>>587342075yes and?
>>587342120It is too vulnerable and makes me very very sad to think about, i don't know why
>>587341921This is really good. Wish I were Asgore, tea bee haytch.
>>587341921hot
What a funny and unique thread, all we're missing now is someone posting their timestampped dick and balls
>>587341921Not crazy about this idea but I do love the tenderness of the scene.
why do you play deltarune?
>>587342334s'cool
>>587342197in a certain sense
>>587342318You're tempting me. I feel too lazy to take a dick pic right now, but if you keep mocking me I'll do it.
>>587342318i haven't read a single post
>>587342334Fat faves
>>587342368Is it asgores cock?
Someone should post their timestamped hairy pussy
>>587341921he's gonna crush her
I am not happy that I have photographed my own silver velvet blanket and grey duvet cover in a photo here before, very similar to this cockroachnestPOO’s. Sad that my parents share the same taste as this dude
>>587342208>t. white guy who thinks the gubbament is gonna shoot him for being a trannyyour ancestors were fascists timmyneisha
>>587341921Very adorable Asgore
>>587342385You can be convinced to post your cock and balls to utg if you were to be bullied?
>>587342318https://d.uguu.se/oVkdPvzP.mp4
>>587342404myes
>>587342334ralsei and the possibility of gaster layer stimmies/more stuff like sword and weird route
>>587341668This was lost in the chaos
>>587342334Good myoosic
>>587342279>It is too vulnerableIt's certainly vulnerable, but only slightly more vulnerable than normal sex. If you're worried about the appearance of you genitals, you're probably worried about nothing. >and makes me very very sad to think about, i don't know whyThat sounds strange, and isn't something I've ever heard before. I can't say much about it, but it seems like something you should try to overcome because of how irrational it is and because of how good oral sex can feel when someone that you love is performing it. Said fave.
>>587342519HOOOOLY SHIT
Ok fine here's my fucking bed area. Besides some shit on the ground like shoes and maybe a plastic bag and dustbunnies theres practically no reason cockroaches should even be here. All the pieces of crap on thr rug is debris and wood from my walking boots I wear. Where the fuck should i start with moving to find the cock sucker
sensitive fave moaning and struggling to hold still while you suck him off
>>587342636gaster....
>>587342461this may be a controversial take nowadays but i still consider mass death to generally be a bad thing even if it doesn't happen to me
>>587342516If I were bullied the right way I'd cum in my pants. Being mocked just makes me angry and when I'm angry I want to take petty revenge.
I've had enough of this roachposting. Good night sorry you can't freeload off of me good luck.
>>587342334Obese faves
>>587342328every time I go to draw something provocative it turns super sappy haha
>>587342334its fun
>>587342636Forgot pic
>>587342730you were too nice and naive to even offer as a joke and anon shouldn't have taken you up on the clearly joke offer it was weird
>>587342734There are only like five of those in Deltarune. Maybe fewer, depending on if people like Asgore count as "obese" instead of just "fat".
>>587342334Corpulent faves
>>587342782That pillow is NAAAAAASTY FUUUUUUUUUUC
>>587342782Okay, roachbro, listen, I was being hyperbolic when I compared this to the forbidden toenails but FFS GET A NEW PILLOW AND PUT A FUCKING PILLOW CASE ON IT
>>587342334I was promised schizokino, and I have received it, but I would like more.
>>587342834Male living space please understand
>>587342782Imagine a dark world made in this anon's room
>>587342782>random rock on the windowsill>bong>flat unwashed pillow>moldy wall>random dress shoe>black carpet covered in fuzzoh yeah baby you've got it all
>>587342782Imagine going to Anon's house and seeing her "roach" problem is a sexy roach monstergirl like they would have in UTDR and then having loud roach sex in Anon's bed while she cries and posts about it on 4chan. That shit would be cash!
>>587342816Spamton and flower and my other faves are canonically obese
>>587342881>racism
Stop being mean to roachanon...
>>587342861WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PILLOW I'VE NEVER HAD ANYONE SAY IT LOOKED NASTY BEFORE
>>587342945>picFake, Ralsei can't stop thinking about Kris's sexy androgynous body, ever
>>587342935Spamton is thin, unless you're talking about live-action Spamton, then he's fat but not obese. Flowery is lithe. UTDR teaches us that only evil people are obese, like the Cattenheimers.
>>587342910>still thinks it’s a female Look at the size of that shoe
>>587342985Is that because no one as ever seen it in the past 5 years or because they were too polite to say anything? Just get a new pillow and spray with with metho every week or so if you can't wash it.
>>587343045Idk why anyone was calling me female I never alluded to that once. People were just writing fan fics about me BYT PLEASE HELP I CANT GO TO SLEEP IF THERES A ROACH IN MY BED
>>587342945he deserves this except the cobwebs should be swept out and a bunch of flowers are put in there
>>587343035UTDR taught me evil people are sexy then
>>587342985You're supposed to put a pillow cover on the pillow, then clean the pillow cover every once in a while. The lack of pillow cover indicates that you never clean your pillow.>>587343045I just want Anon to be female because the situation I described would be hotter with a femanon. Boner > Logic.
>>587343035I have a camera roll of proof against this, said bed shinobeetle
>>587342612im too mentally permaraped to have sex with another human being, I accept my fate
what is the ideal non-rudy carol ship
>>587343045for the record, i love females with big shoes
>>587343110>Idk why anyone was calling me female I never alluded to that once.I think someone said "anon has a roach in her bed" and you didn't correct them so everyone just assumedSaid Migosp
>>587343146That's a shame, anon. I hope you can get better.
>>587343168Carol x Monster Kid
>>587342782>>587342902>random dress shoeIS THIS ONE OF THE TENNA COSPLAYERS LMAO
https://ducktility.studio/template/5957fill out your favorite pokemon and share your faveor don't
>>587343245you're grounded for 1000000000000 years
>>587343168even if people call carol x toriel performative or whatever (and also even though it doesn't make much sense) i still think it's cute and like seeing it. also i liked carolanon's art of carol with tenna
>>587343235>you didn't correct them so everyone just assumedYeah, that's why I thought he was a woman. Now that I know he's not, I'll just imagine him as a cute femboy that's too girly to kill bugs on his own, so he needs a nice manly man like myself to save him and then make love to him in his disgusting bed and give him prostate orgasms.
>>587343168toriel or asgore there's really not many other options. alphys maybe
>>587343254OH FUCK ITS THE SKINNY WHITE ONE, THE BLACK GUY ALREADY POSTED HIS BEDROOMAND THE WHITE ONE POSTED PHOTOS IN A CRAZY MESSY ROOMFUUUUUUUUCK
>>587323331gachaName: Napping PonmanDescription: Catchin' some Z's
>>587343254To fat to be a Mettaton cosplayer
>>587343265Whys it in KoreanI cannot read this
Vote for Noelle and Muffet in Queen of /v/ https://forms.gle/4eGX9RH1xRsgjtgL8Password is Reimu
>>587343265>pokemon grabbing link
>>587343168Cargore where they get together because of Asgore's divorce and Rudy dying, and then they realize that they should have gotten married back in college and the only reason they didn't was because of the stigma surrounding inter-monster species marriages.
>>587343265>>587343265
>>587343310It feels like just yesterday I was posting my art for the first time to an unfamiliar anchorless thread
>>587343374>AND THE WHITE ONE POSTED PHOTOS IN A CRAZY MESSY ROOMI already posted my bed. That's a different guy. Also, I never posted photos in dress shoes, just grey socks.
>>587343374You might want to check your dossier and unretard yourself, neither of their bedrooms look like that
>>587343265Can we do this with a functional link
>>587343418>>587343443>>587343473*cries and runs away*
Fave getting very sick of my blubbering and grabbing me by shoulders and hair and shoving me against the wall over and over again
Catty please I can't breathe mfphhfpp! Mppph!!
>>587343570I haven’t seen the white one’s bed
>>587343626in a sexy way?
>>587343681
Can someone posts cuntboy for me please
>>587343265my fave is flowey
Fave faveing favely
>"people" ITT don't know what color are Tenna's shoesThe secondaries have taken over, very grim
>>587343638>>587343638>>587343638telly
>>587343692Depends on your definition of sexy
>>587343753Little concerned about the fact this is traced
>>587323331gacha (might be too offtopic. maybe don't add)Name: IP Grabbing LinkDescription: Don't fall for his tricks!
>>587343842traced from something ai generated don't worry about it
>>587343878can we see it
>>587343265ralyi haven't touched a pokemon game in years
>>587343872bit meta cause it's not a utdr specific thing but still, lolmaybe make em blue
>>587343687I posted a bunch of photos of me lying on my bed. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583826270/#583848434
>>587343265fave is krisalso you've just entered bad opinion zone so beware
>>587343265PapI haven't played Gen 9
>>587343265Fave=flowey
>>587341921Carolanon does it again.
