Previous: >>587317613New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg (embed) (embed)11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>587332146PLEASE NO UMAS WITH THAT GESTUREFUCK YOUNONOT THAT
I think I need to explode...
>>587332131All of these people are trying to use drugs like Deep Impact instead of losing weight normally. That's what happens when you chase quick results.
>>587332146KneelReminder this is the weakness of uppity late end closers
LIGHT O LIGHT OSAISOKU DE RIGHT ON
>>587332289is this SiL and her other personality or SiL and her trainer crossdressing as her
This is a part of training, I assure you.
>>587332423Thou'rt fucking jokingholy shit post skills sparks, how in the hell did you luckshit that hard?
>>587332478it's me and me
Would you date a Palmer?
>>587332423
taishin test
>>587332516>>587332516>>587332516move
>>587332423imagine wasting dirt S mutation with mile S on top on a runaway
>>587332693retard
>>587332629I'm straight, so of course I would
>>587332693>troonmama counterbake
>>587332693why?
>>587332629no, she's a lezz
>>587332693nyo
>>587332693for what fucking reason
>>587332693sowwy gwo I gotta post where the people are
>>587332629Sorry I only drink Arnold Palmer's drinks
>>587332736He doesn't have to imagine, he just did it?
Could be nice for looping green speed I guess
End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
>free SSR>Chiyo stamina
>>587332856left handed can be get from rob roy
>>587332760She's posting here though
>>587332423>Only ug5
>>587332351That's my little daughter Daiwa Scarlet!
>Free SSR>Nice Nature WitOisu!
>>587332146Umas vs Korean men
>>587332975I got Kawakami Princess. cute brick
i guess its this oneryan LOVE
>>587332981>t.
>>587332548Not him, but I had a Rickey land triple S for the previous dirt CM
>>587333143>western artist >absNeck yourself
Daitacuck Helios
waheyhi
You don't love localizers enough
>>587333143this artist makes her look pretty, naisu
I am Helios's trainer, but I am dating Palmer.
>>587333005>she
>>587333218she literally has abs in cingray thoughand if one uma was to have abs, it'd be ryan
>>587333241Why is this Weigger not invited for a 3some?
>>587333218https://x.com/sien0013/status/2119777660855586893wrong AND gay
>>587332380I am Torepi
>>587333372Cao Cao was courting death
>>587333394kek, bodied that stooge
>>587332736>waste???
>>587332629I would date a Palmer.
>>587333414
missing DD and spd blue is not ideal but it's good enough to start making acesthe GPs and the other parent have DD so I'll rely on them
>>587333394I tweet my art completely in Japanese and my followers don't think I'm a gaijin but I am.
>>587333646wtf is wrong with you
Otome...
A jigg:https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB
>>587333701
>>587333349No buff umas >>587333394>woke nipTwo nukes weren't enough
This one!
>>587332146My bratwife hates Koreans....
Thoughts on Big?
>>587333646this is why it's important to get your trainee to check your balls for testicular cancer
>>587333785he's using a vpn
>>587333758Ryan looks kind of cute here...
>>587333785V lives in japan too
>>587333873she looks silly
Choose one to protect you and the rest will try to suck your dick
>>587333858I read that as "Kurenai"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6lKT8REALw
>>587333906no one says this
>>587333873ever since i saw how bad brian beat irl samson at the kikua sho i cant take samson big seriously
>>587333646Saved
>>587333920*Philippines
>>587333873Her baggy clothes are like wrappings on a present I want to take off.
>>587333996Comparing people to Narita Brian is kind of rude don't you think
>>587333813>no, buff umas
>>587333959You're right, I typed it.
>>587333893it would have a "!" sign with like a shield icon if it was using a vpn
>>587333975Nyo
>>587333745We all go to sea!
>>587333873Human ear.
>>587333394Actually, if you're calling a man gay as you're raping him and he's actually gay then you're only benefitting him
Please stop posting edited images of our cute umadol Smart Falcon. She takes care of her weight so she doesn't become f*t.
>
>>587333996The last person who thought like you accidentally "lost" him
>>587334313i want to grope fatco
Falco will take two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>587332629I only date hags
>>587334280N-No.......
Umas for cuckqueaning?
>>587334313My trainee comes in various sizes???
>>587334485Helios
>>587334339Xenogears reference? In this decade?
/uma/ secret santa doko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4iRljnzlhY>biggu will be a front runnerYES!!!
>>587334485Mejiro
>>587333646Imagine if you said "just kidding" after this
>>587334480i kneel
>>587334383No one likes Sirius
ToT
>>587334485Rice has big "as long as onii-sama comes home to me it's ok" energy
>>587333249
>>587334604I hope you at least like Sillius.
i notice you aren't in tomakomai
>>587334485Your oshi
>>587334485
Make sure you fatasses start exercising and get your mile run time to under 10 minutes to be able to be eligible to impregnate uma musume
>>587334758what do you mean the japs have different milk ranchin' techniques
>>587334350oh, i didnt know that happened. .
I need more borrows
>>587334485I think >>587334485-san sounds like a cuck
>>587334814I don't want to impregnate umamusume because I prefer ningen women
>>587334758I prefer to live in civilization
>>587334758What's so good about Tomakomai?
>>587334480>Invincible dance bloomed in Tokyo's 2,000 flowerswhy is yae-yae so chuuni
>>587334871Based
>>587334612creek should just impregnate taishin right there to answer her question
>>587334871I wonder who could be behind this post
>>587334871>prefers n*ngen women
>>587334485Finemo
>>587334968>trannyshit
>>587334480>The Explosive Power of BloodWhy is Daiichi Ruby's so chuuni when she looks so small and gropeable
>>587334871
>>587334480>Oguri Cap>Thank YouGod, it's so fucking PEAK (as in cap).
O Great Shiraoki-sama, please guide this lowly worm and grant me your wisdom, do I roll for zoomer or not.7 Yes4 Yes, but it will cost youeverything else, No
>>587334969I wish this artist drew more uma because he draws a lot of NTR in general
I sure hope I get my skill sparks next.
>>587334969>Seiun
>>587335053excuse me its called futa
>>587335209you'll lowroll stats
>>587335180>0 to signify 0 rollsIf that's not a sign for you, I don't know what is
My club-mates claim to be "snacking" on 5+ upcoming Umas
>>587334480>Dreams will surely come trueOh yeah then why isn't Tacto trainable in the game yet?
>>587334480KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>587335183He should draw uma ntr
>>587334480The dream I want to share with you.
>>587335236We know it's you, Clara
>>587335373I... wanna date Kitachan and make her my girlfriend?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2119973317268623600the stage play is getting an official translation soonTM
>>587334480based Tachyon
>>587335442
>>587334758I am too busy jerking off to your boobs to travel
>>587334758Why is she huge?
>>587335665good genes
>>587335578>few replies calling out Helios translation
not the boobie uma i expected but this saves me a ton of legend races to unlock her
>>587332146FUCK YOU SWEEPY YOURE NOT EVEN A GOOD BOT NOWADAYS
>>587334485Verxina......
>>587334480>Titleholder: "His name is the Titleholder"
Look
>helios posters are massive cucks that get off to NTRmakes sense considering the Ruby situation
>>587335906Ethot
>>587335921Paama > Daiishit Ruby
>>587335609Flash you whore...you told me that you wanted to take me back to Germany!!!
Umas for cucking (You)?
AIIIIIEEEE
>>587335906She is very kawaii
bored
>>587336052she says your dick is too small gwo
Belno...when...
>>587336047Literally all of them
>>587336052tupac...
neo cunnyverse
>>587336282Looks like Belno won the most important race...
makku makku umanko fakku
>>587336306He needs tupack the card away and get something better
>>587336047the NPCs
Rickey is pretty
>>587336396She mostly eats Seafood btw
>>587336271Trainers don't fuck their trainees
>>587336047I doubt you would want any of them to cook you, you would not survive such a thing
>>587336052>7cmI think I found a compatible Uma wife... unless Tamamo is more understanding
makkumanko
>>587336456Crone
>>587336465How shellfish of her.
>>587336465well, she can eat my geoduck
>>587336394
>>587334480I can't help but love Stego.
>>587336479Mr CB...
>>587336396I want to violate her tits
My trainee said that she wanted to be the mom that stepped up after finding out that I'm a single father of 2 and then tried to laugh it off as a bad joke
>>587336767Rice would do this
>>587336767i'm training my daughter
WHEN ARE WE GETTING AUTO DAILIESI HATE HAVING TO MANUALLY CLEAR TT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHteiomelty.jpg
>>587336052Could be worse, could have been a dupe unless this screen is hiding that
Umamusume 2077
>>587336896she is 1LB now
>>587336859What the fuck are you even talking about
>>587336859mmmm yes I love this button
>>587336607>>587334480>Only Stego express any form of loveHaram
>>587335209Yep, N&N didn't finish and didn't get 4 key skills on top of that.
>>587337054What nationwide events
>>587336979
>>587336953nyooooat least you aren't alone in that regard, bwo
>was gonna run pace Copa and Taru>still looking for a third ace>got Wonder Acute from Fujin daily>excited, I check hakuraku to find triple pace is the 6th worst option for team compLameI'll leave it to fateOdds I run triple pace aceEvens I run double pace + a debuffer4 and I run solo ace rickey 2 debuffers
>>587337167the Romance of the Three Umadoms
>>587337185This would unironically save global
>>587337185>2.5m TTlmao which shitter's video was this? some sort of a jp larper?
Ayy. I love her tits.
>>587337054>>587337185I could've lived without seeing this, why won't they give it to us now?
>not a single 3*So this is how it feels to spark an uma banner... never again...
>>587337167
>>587337310The recording is almost a year old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?is=jxzpCL04g9UKH05E&v=wrwI0qOl2-0
>>587337463so just another way to get sashes without actually running them? seems decent for dirters
>>587337310>UB1 stadium rank>free rolls availableProbably an old video. It's easy to hit LG if you have the deck
>>587337463Son of a bitch, Uma getting dispatch missions? Thats cool.
>>587337359>censored
Vivlos is one of the most for (You) umas out there. Anyone that doesn't learn this now and prepare will miss out on true uma romanceShe literally finds you walking aimlessly on the street, realizes you are a trainer, flirts heavily with you and grooms you to train her, then suggest you celebrate by hiring a pool, or private limousine, or boat. Plus, she is way better than her sisters
Getting good whites on an ace run is useless right? I'm too tired to loop it again as a GGP.
>>587337738True, though her sisters are better at deepthroating
>>587337697She can't flaunt her power all the time, bwo.
お前やりますねぇスギ
>BONO is in the eventwtf i love the ryan event now
>>587337889GET IT OUT IF MY HEAD AAAAAAAAA
>>587337824Vivlos is not that kind of girl. She is built for TLCI should've gone to sleep 4 hours ago but I can't stop watching Vivlos videos, yearning
>>587337738She's a gold digger that wants to steal your money for Dubai
biblos seems niceim interested in verxina though because i like jobbers
why is the tea time event all about coffee and chocolates with no mention of tea
Are we ready???
>>587337776affinity would be too low to loop sadly
Currently use fine mo + CB borrowWill I lose lot of wit if I change to 0lb CB and sweepy borrow? The 1.5 pick tix is still unused. Is the gold accel worth it?
>>587338056>>587338056>Minutes after first laying her sight on you she drags you off to high-fashion shopping.She deserves to drain my torena bank account but I can't imagine there is much in there to begin with
It sucks that Forever Young is retiring without participating in the Arc de Triomphe and Arima Kinen. Even Oju Chosan participated in the Arima Kinen. It feels like trainer Yoshito Yahagi stopped learning how to have fun and forced Forever Young to never step foot in Europe much less Japan, since this horse definitely races more outside Japan than inside Japan. Sorry to say this but if I were a Japanese horse fan, I would never consider Forever Young more popular than Deep Impact and Oju Chosan because of Yoshito Yahagi only looking for an audience outside Japan.
>still haven't been Air Shakered Do I count myself as lucky or is she just around the corner?
>>587338251link me the twitter post
Nice.
>>587338278nyesYou're extra lucky if you haven't gotten stamina Golshi'd yet.
>>587338248>deservesWrong
I wanted Stego...
>>587338251Properly dont want to losr the stud value from losing 16th
>>587334480>The Spirit of a Spartanholy based
>>587338525I'm glad it only took 1 10 roll.
>>587336478>watermarking ai slop
>>587338701>AzumaDismantle it
>>587338694I look like that
>>587338612She started doing this after the events of that one Kumiyabe pic in a recent set I forgot to save
>>587338612i hope the "fixed your art" tards dont find her, she's gonna have so many freckles and vitiligo
>this current story event is where this gif comes fromFirst Kingu responding to Spechud's answer and now this, I'm having fun getting more context for all the sillius stuff I saved.
>>587338431If its [Breakaway Battleship] where her art is her running mid-stride, then I have her at +1 :)
>>587338790YWNBAU
>>587338851did you read the Tracen Cheer event? that one was a goldmine
>>587337738>>587338248both VF and V like Vivlos so I shan't be pulling
>>587338701>Card episode is actually her having invited you to go see the autumn leaves.I'm so tempted to just kill my fan run so I can see the events for this.
>>587338851>shortstackEw
https://x.com/Moon_Bomber2/status/2119689964791488834
>>587338851>shortstacksex
>>587338876I see, then you have a different mark to worry about for the time being, I wouldn't worry about Tupac for a long time.>>587338945I have, I need to revisit it again because it really is a higher end story for me.
>>587339241sexsexsexsexsexsexsex
>>587339582ewwwww
>>587336465How is this relevant?
>>587339582boobs too big
>>587339582>no hair
>>587339732you are gross
>>587339732Freak.
>hater hodor
>>587339732based, junglefags get the rope (Pokke too)
bored and gaydon't even feel like ************
>>587339218hot
>>587339582That's a tranny
>>587339951Still isn't this lewd
>>587339582
I H-A-T-E Gentildonna
>>587339256i like when kingu strippedi think she removed clothes in another event toostripper
>>587340185shina, I told you, it wasn't like that. we didn't do anything, I swear!
>>587340248Literally rape
S A M B A
>>587338278This just means you will get 0 copies of Stam Shakur in 400 pulls later
>>587340150it's a different story when we're fused.
>>587340248If I was her trainer, I'd change my name to Marvin Gaye and give her some https://youtu.be/rjlSiASsUIs
>fusenigga thinks this is dbz im crine
>>587340402MAINICHI SAMBA
I want to run End NY Haru and HokkoFor the third slot should i run End Digitan (5*), Taiki, Pasa, or Banana Falco?
>>587340536me on the left
>>587340536>ugly bastard's onaholes
>>587340212You can barely see the camisole, but I prefer thinking she strips because she's always sweaty which I'm never against.
>>587340548UMA UMA SAMBA
>>587339582she's NOT that big
>>587340536do stallions really
>>587333975Most of these things you imply are downsides btw
>>587340536me on the right
>>587340665She chooses bears
>>587340536Playing THAT porn game ruined me because I ran these two first, and when their careers ended they alternated raping me every other week while I was trying to train palmer and heliosAnd yes, I ended up getting raped by the four of them & the NPCs, I had to start over.Wish LLMs were good enough to translate the archaic chink script, jewgle translate struggles with it.
I think Uma Samba sucks
I like Cesario dual personality far more than SiL. It is more grounded and realistic than the yandere blood magic
No Reason spends the entire time trying to get Stego to race against her, while Stego is like "oh sorry I'm heading off somewhere!" No matter what No Reason tries it doesn't work...except she somehow learned that Stego loves bears so tried to lead her to a place to "capture her" with carved bear statues. It nearly works, but a meddlesome crow got in the way and pissed off Stego and No Reason really didn't want to mess with a pissed off Stego. The second part has No Reason determined to just follow Stego around on one of her walks and drags Mcqueen into it because she assumes Mcqueen knows her well, in which Mcqueen responds they do seem to have tea together every so often. The "walk" turns into a mountain climbing into a full on camping trip where No Reason ends up getting a big fish and it impresses Stego. The next morning No Reason thought it'd be the end of it but Stego comes along and is like "ok let's race". Funny stuff.
>>587340710
qrd on /uma/club?
>>587340791Drinking that sweat.
If 67 I'll pull for helios
>>587340248>he deleted itlame
>>587340903What porn game?
>>587340710One day you'll get tired of hearing no
>>587340928Yeah well I like Cesario umanko
why is uma vagueposting now
>>587341110Click on the titles and you can guess what you need to run
>>587341054
>>587341085What a coincidence that I like the same!
>>587341110im missing taishin to get the BNW one
I like gyaru umanko
>>587341043eraumaNo, it's not worth it. Only two dozen horses (the ones the devs like) have custom graphics and text, the rest (ones I like) are using generic assets.
>>587341110>now
>>587341110
>>587341329saya...
>Daiwa Wit replaces Bourbon Witis her second gold skill really that much better than gold groundwork?
>>587339758Falco sometimes does this in my office and I don't know why
>every late is recommended to run as end even with heavy aptitude sparks
>>587341813Would Helios really do this?
>>587341426>0.4 accel early race OR 0.2 accel early race (off hints) and 0.4 accel late race if you're third or betterhmmmmmmm
>>587341426yeah. more sp output too, we are pretty close to the skillmaxing era of the game and you are gonna want sp boner cards.
>>587341851No, she's gay.
>>587341851Yes, she's straight
>>587341851Maybe, she's bi.
>>587341861But it's long only?
>>587341851don't know, twitter hasn't given me an opinion on that one yet
Uma for this feel?
>>587341851no she's be more genki about it. She's not a seducer, just look at how miserably she fails with ruby.>>587341893>>587341981>>587342072all 3 of you are retarded.
>>587342139nta but it looks that way, late-race has to start on a straight, so it's when Angling is useless as an accel. On those tracks.......yeah you'd be starved for accels. goddamnit this means you still need groundwork sparks. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
OId lady
>>587335729Just ignore them, they don’t even play the game and are just hopping on the bandwagon for engagement because its a hot topic.
>>587341851kind of, but she'd be more upbeat and positive about it. She already mentions the equivalent of that in her career, she knows how important she is to (You) and that makes her really happy and sweet. Helios might have single digit IQ, but she's got a heart of gold and I love her.
>>587342363>>587342321Please stop.
>>587342231
>>587341287
>>587342296another one
>>587342360Anon...
Do not fall for hags
this is a umamusume thread, not a ushimusume threadplease stop posting cows
>>587341674Lates don't really get to shine until Laurel/Nyo Universe, and even then, you could argue you still have to wait until Dia wit. I'm just going to enjoy the gamba regardless.Also, reminds me how wild it is that Valentine Cafe will not only come with End Closer A as a default, but comes built-in with Encroaching Shadow. Crazy buff.
