More Hive Worlds Edition>Previous>>587210850>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSOct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4Oct 20 Easy Anti-Cheat https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/713415392836453548Oct 26 AR-23L Liberator https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTcKljUKpoNov 03 A Cleaner Galaxy https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799398450>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionOct 20 1.007.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715666559007196081Oct 22 1.007.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708912427613295258Oct 29 1.007.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799395773
melta in 1, 2 ....
Is reshade whitelisted yet?
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244061222383/76561198066017633
I hunt bugs with the erupter so I can pretend Im on safari.
>eruptard
entrenched division 2 when?
when was the last time you actually used this thing
>>587336705never.
>>587336510full already?
>>5873365104&/4
>>587336705last time I fought spore bugs since nobody else was ever the spore titan janny
the buges are deploying nerve gas
>>587336510my mood is raped im going
>>587338497You clearly touched the power line
>>587336510good to know defense missions are gay now
laser walker when?
>>587339061gucci momento
Is the incinerator FRV still in? I don’t like bugchasing
gucci is a brown raped tranny btw, idk if that matters.
>>587339723>>587340001Don't forget to ping the cord, sis.
Amendment is my favourite AR
>muh trooncordnot your bogeyman gucci sniggers
>>587340064Merely stating a fact, brown raped tranny. Melty for my entertainment now.
gucci's a little bitch who is too afraid to say a thing in actual lobbies on the very rare occasions he actually plays the game instead of shitting his pants and shoveling it all into his mouth
>>587340159>>587340278>>587340284Cord has been pinged. Mega melty incoming
Shut up about your eceleb boyfriend already
ok
>literally EVERYONE in thread is secretly conspiring against me, it can't possibly be because I constantly smear shit all over the thread and into my own mouth
>>>MELTA IN PROGRESS<<
who the FUCK is Gucci Slippers and why should I care about him?
>>587340718Can you find more creative ways for a samefag opener, sis.
>>587340718brown raped tranny who has posted gay brown porn and cp. melty's whenever the drawfag's art is posted.
Lmao off by just a bit, sis.
>>587340978gucci is a brown raped tranny btw, idk if that matters.
>>587341035You got raped in real time lol
>>587341172You got raped in real time lol
>>587336671Yes.
>none of this would have happened if the thread sperg just stopped acting brown towards the thread drawfag for more than 5 minutes
>>587341279>expecting the brown raped tranny to not acted like a brown raped tranny. It is like seeing a happy White couple to him. The drawfag fills him with rage.
>>587341279>>587341381>Nooo noooo you're supposed to let me avatarfag and insert my shit scribbles everywhere!!!! My tranny art is thread culture!!! My discord sisters said so!!!!!You're an unironic raped mystery meat tranny and you will continue to get raped. Feel free to piss, shit and scream some more about CP.LOL
>posting selfies.He is melty'ing hard now kek.
>NO UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!The final desperate scream of the raped mystery meat tranny
Your melty is not entertaining enough yet, brown raped tranny.
He starts when I want and stops when I want like a good raped tranny (he is also brown btw).
Pic related: REAL thread culture
Comin' in hot!
I'll show you real culture
>>587344347Sorry wrong pic
>>587344347Sexiest horse in the game.
Fuck you shotafaggot
>>587344532Sexiest gun in the game.
>>587344609trvke
>>587344532I am you.
>i am youI don't remember being a faggot
I don't like gay pedophiles.Or pedophiles in general, really, unless they're attractive older women and I'm the little boy.
>>587344809>Helldivers?
>>587344730Surprised you did not get traitor barraged.
>>587344810The correct term is "pederast" btw
>>587344730
>>587344857helldivers
hmm why doesn't gucci go ballistic when he says the shotafag posts
>defense mission. >ally throws gas mines. >"SEAF are on the way to help." >land on top of them, set them all off, die. >ally throws gas mines at a different spot. >"SEAF are on the way to help." >land on top of them, set them all off, die. >ally throws gas mines at a different spot. >"SEAF are on the way to help." >land on top of them, set them all off, die. >gets traitor barraged. I actually just do not find SEAF teamkilling you and getting teamkilled by you (resulting in a traitor barrage, ergo teamkilling you) that entertaining.
>>587345007>helldahvers
>>587345021Gucci Slippers is either an (older) woman or a gay pedophile (double pidor).I'll let you ponder the odds on that.>>587344979Sure, I guess. I'll shorten it to "pidor".
>>587345259Every /vg/ schizo that has been believed to be russian always gets outed as actually being a jeet.
There could be slavs in /hdg/ right now...Spooky! I wonder if there are slavs on Super Earth. Cute slav Helldiver cadets with pale legs...guohh...
>>587345375i can name twogives me the shivers
>>587345137seaf being able to teamkill you is actually retarded design. seaf walking into minefields, orbitals, and especially the eagle strike killing them counting for traitor barrages is malicious.
>>587345232total seaf death
SEAFs should only be able to teamkill you by sitting on your Helldiver's face with their fat fucking ass IMHOAIBFWY
>>587344157
>>587344703fixed your image
the blitzer should have multiple firing modes at a short range mode with a faster recharge and wider cone for knocking multiple enemies away from youand a longer range slower option that focuses the arcs onto a single target and deals heavy damage
>>587344730God hates SEAF.SEAF burn in Hell. SEAF die, God laughs.Heavies = AIDS.SEAF doom nations.Amen.
>>587345872Based.Death to shotafaggots.
>>587345872mfw
There's an alarming amount of people on the bug front that keep throwing orbital napalm barrages into the heavy nests thinking it'll do anything
>>587346368It's only been that way since... ONB released.
>>587346368It's a pretty good strategy if you immediately run in after the barrage to close all the holes, fire armor included.
Boy/shotadivers are R&R assets for abdodivers to destress with after long missions.
>>587345137using gas mines on defense missions is overpowered anyway. half the reason defense missions are boring is because people take stuff like gas mines that just trivializes everything.
The patch today will fix everything
lobby doko
>>587345872It's just like my Girlframe.
>The patch today
evacuate high value assets is so fucking boring holy shit
>>587348329that and TCS are the worst missions by a mile
lobby da steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244070234833/76561198046595191I got a contraband blow up borg production op don't tell my officer
>>5873490043/4
>>587349004full
>>587336705Every time I go with a mech suit because this is the ideal support weapon combo to kill a heavy instantly instead of wasting 50% of your mech reserves just to kill it.
>>587344157looks too much male and I am not gay
>>587347741>>587349471can you please not post these I am at work?
The planet selection on the bug front is so dogshit that I'm playing bots.
>>587350453If you are talking about public games then Luxuriant is the only one "playable" on bugs, everything else is a shitfest on the bug front and it feels like hive worlds lower people's IQ by 50%.
I play on bots because I can use my beloved Deadeye there.
>missed the lobbyFuck it, bug MOsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244072004571/76561198009560599
>>587350372Work at work, you fucking slave>>587351124>DeadeyeIt was my very first warbond that I bought just after logging into the game, and I learned how to play with it against bugs.
>>587348329Every once in a while I join a random evacuate high-value assets mission and sometimes they'll be out of reinforces and pushed all the way back like four minutes in to the mission. Some people just can not play them properly and I don't know why.
>>587351124I hate how the Deadeye doesn't match 90% of the armors, I'm using the ghillie suit sniper armor and my character just look fucking stupid with a giant level action rifle on his hip
>>587351318I would unironically let a foid stay at home all day while I work as long as she has sex with me 1-2 times per day.Unfortunately, every single one of them develops convenient "headaches" and the sex stops 2-4 months of living together.
>>587351464>dripdiver autismnigga nobody cares about how you look
>>587351712I do, judge shitty fits
Thats part of the satire, chuddie. We are very clever!- Arrowhead
>>587351775this guy got a taste of real media literacy and he didn't like it lol
>>587351775Why should I care about what this faggot thinks? I have no idea who he is and the fact that he has "Author" and a bunch of flags in his name makes me think that he's retarded and gay. He also uses twitter and 99% of twitter users are retarded.
>>587351262Closed, ded thread
>>587351850its dead hours for white people nigga, be glad browns didn't join.
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/18477?tab=descriptionkino
>>587352075This sounds like it will THE RAPED already shitty game performance
>>587349838> instead of wasting 50% of your mech reserves just to kill it.have you considered learning the most efficient places to shoot heavies and actually aiming for them instead of spamming shots all over it?
>>587351320rundivers run into the one mission type they can't run away in
>>587351318I can use it on bugs, it's just that using a slow firing precision weapon on bugs doesn't give me the same satisfaction.
>>587351464Nigga its color scheme is basic af.
>>587352196Yes, I know all the weakspots, that's why I use the recoilless.Emancipator is alright for killing bug heavies efficiently and even if you spam it they die quickly too (which I like, quite versatile depending on situation), but shit like Patriot is quite impossible to aim properly because the crosshair represents the minigun aiming location and not the rockets, plus rockets are slow AF and you only get 14 of them.Breaktrhough bad because can't close bug holes and Lumberer is also bad value for speedrunning bug outposts... which leaves Emancipator the undisputed king of bug rape.On bots mechs just die too fast and for squids mechs are not needed and usually take longer to do something than doing it on foot.
>>587351604>and the sex stopswith you)
>>587352696I know, it is a cvck or be cvcked world out there, I just given up on relationships and keep it strictly casual for the past 6 years and I couldn't be happier.
>>587352679>I know all the weakspots, that's why I use the recoilless.
>>587352679If you're going to get out of the mech to shoot at heavies you might as well use the Quasar instead.
>>587352679>Breaktrhough bad because can't close bug holesyou'll take a RR to kill heavies while using a mech on bugs but you won't take any hole closing utility item to close holes while using a mech on bots?
>>587351775I never cared about the galactic war, and still play the game.That guy just doesn't like playing videogames.
>>587352679>Yes, I know all the weakspots, that's why I use the recoilless....you mean the one where weak spots are preferred but not necessary?
If my kit can't close holes then it's someone elses problem
>>587352679Emancipator > regular bugs missions/bots exterminationsLumberer > it's fine on squids, it's great if you need to solo bricks missions on bugsBreakthrough > fun on bots, can easily just walk into anything that isn't cannons and rape everything/the indisputed king of extermination bug missions in soloPatriot > really great on squids in general
>leveling up Torcher whenever I'm off work>may as well double up by bringing the Hot Dog>Heavy Inflammable + Vitality Booster>turn the entire area around me into burning ground, which is 90% safe for me and highly hazardous to bugs>bringing both to bear on a Charger will slow it while also melting its HP down to nothing>can even kill the occasional Bile TitanMan, I forgot just how fun this thing is, even if it's sub-optimal. The slow + panic effect have made it far more tolerable to use, I still remember when medium enemies would just walk through your flames and maul you to death.
>>587354508same but with heavies
>>587352679>Breaktrhough(sic) bad because can't close bug holesBreakthrough is bad because it makes your team watch you stand on every bug breach until they get bored and call in red strats on you
>>587354508sire..
>>587354508Subhumans like you are the reason why I'd rather just play solo D10 with 4x spawns than play with useless retards. I'm just gonna go everything myself anyway, I don't need deadweight like you on top.
>>587354809Is there a mod that makes mechs look a bit more female and goonable?
>>587355109Yes.
>>587354508Absolute non-democratic behavior
>>587355161Liar.
>>587354508/hdg/ lobby moment
>>587351775>guy doesn't want to delude himself into sucking swedish cock anymore>this is somehow a problemthis general is beyond parody
>>587354258An Emancipator can run through a big nest and close every hole while staying on the move. You are not doing that with a handheld grenade launcher if you want to get out alive with that Breakthrough.
>2026-09-22>Fixed an issue where the Helldiver could be flung extremely far if they stood on the Breakthrough's shield while it was being swung.AH will literally go out of their way to fix the most fun shit ever that requires careful planning but leave actual bugs untouched for years holy shit
>>587355903If you parry chargers and only use flak on BT heads you can kill every bug you see in a 40min mission with 2 breakthroughsyou can simply wait until you have window to get out and close holes
>>587356230>fun shit gets patched quick>stuff that hardlocks/fails a mission like gas tanker randomly dying to nothing or consoles not working for anyone just sits thereIt's all so tiresome
>>587356230>>587356520Don't forget they recently made the Melta mine unable to stick to the FRV so we can't allahu ackbar the enemy anymore
>>587356230>>587356520>>587356701your media illiteracy shows - not being able to have fun is part of the fascism satire you dorks!
>>587356701a side effect of making it not stick to enemies (and then fail to arm and never detonate)
These colony bricks layouts are breddy cool desu
i digress: MMG and crutchpack with molotovs on squid d10 is funwhat do i replace the grenade with on bots though
>>587357664I didn't get it yet does it happen on bug bricks only? :(
>>587358231dynamite
>>587358263itll pair disgustingly with Trench Engie armorTrue Grit is good n all but bots keep their distance longer so ive no need for area denial
>>587358231>MMGStationary reload cucks it soo much and barely a reason to use it when Stalwart exists in a light-pen bullet meta... how do you cope?
>shoot light pen on the medium man>no damageHeh.. light sounds kind of erm... gay?
Update in 1 hour, doomsissies, get ready to lube up your anus
>>587359421LIGHTSISSIES OUR RESPONSE??
>>587359421cute bait but I will bite - there is no medium-pen enemy (except warstrider) that you can't kill by aiming at weakspots with light-pen>muh warstriderLets be real - those things are an AT check in most of the real gameplay fights.
>>587359421There are only enemies that need AT and enemies that do not, medium pen is a meme.
Med pen allows me to shoot clankers in the dick.
Lightpoids when they have to use libco. instead of sweeper
>>587360090
>>587359695Gunships
>>587354508Closing bug holes isn't much of a problem in a full group. You don't even need a particularly good loadout for doing it, as long as everyone on your team brings at least ONE good options for closing holes, and that's including stuff like OPS as a good option. If someone on your team brings the Autocanon or the Grenade Launcher, then that's all you need.
>>587360912yeah he said that, someone elses problem
>>587360756Take too much time and ammo to kill with medium pen weapons, another AT enemy.
>>587361336wrong
>>587360250Light pen on the bot front is just wrist pain for 40 minutes.
>>587361568>be bad
>>587361450>wasting a medium pen AR mag to kill a single gunship>killing a gunship with one(1) apex shot
>>587361702It's certainly possible to reliably headshot devastators, it's not even difficult, but it's just annoying with how much they jostle their noggin. It also requires a fair bit of focus when you could just be using gems and support weapons to fight the hulks and striders instead of hard focusing chaff+ enemies
>>587352170played with it and the guys effects overhaul and didnt notice any performance dips
>>587361859bet you're the kinda nigga to use autoattack mods in tide games
>>587361919No, I just use the eruptor. I'm not sure if that will upset you, but I kinda hope it does, it would bring my great joy to know that my exploding primary of choice also makes people seethe.
>>587361919>clicking hundreds of times per fight is essential to the game experience
>no patchit has never been so over
>>587362082NTA, but eruptor is so boring.It was interesting when it first released, but now it's just a braindead slow weapon.
>>587362282DOOMGODS ARE THE NEW RIZZ KINGS
>>587362395CLOZZY STATUS>CLOZZY STATUSCLOZZY STATUS>CLOZZY STATUSCLOZY STATUS
>>587362376>POW>phwip >THUNK>BOOM >x11>POW>thwip>THu-BOOM>x4
>>587362282You are not entitled to a patch every tuesday you toxic straight white CIS male!
>>587362556why I oughta
>>587362637pregnant man emoji
>>587362637>no trans flag emojithe hd2 official disctroon server has truly fallen...
>>587362730Thanks for mentioning this, I'll make sure to keep the transflag tradition up.
>>587362783pregnant man emoji + trans flag emoji combo on discord posts is actually incredibly vile on proper meme servers but normies on hd2 server are too innocent to catch up on it, makes me chuckle every time
>>587362915>heh, normies are unaware of our epic meme lingo embarassing
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/18741https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/18741https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/18741https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/18741it's out
>>587363093literal nightmare fuel, I am NOT installing that shit broski...
>>587363093So is there anywhere else where you can find actual good skins or is it all locked behind patreon bullshit?
So its another force lose MO with defend against 7 attacks in just 5 days where we in 1 day didnt even won 1 yet.
>>587363093look at this retard who can't add physics to hair modlook at all these retards who download a hair mod that clips through environment and character alike talk about eating poop yeah there's something in your teeth there buddy CORNY
>>587363557Ya, just play the world that's most fun instead. Or even just another game entirely until you're ready to come back.Following the MOs is a fools game
>>587363250nah anon you need to the wizard's apprentice to even think about getting a non-gacha port coom skinit's an unconceivable feat
tier listS tier:AP5 and aboveA tier: AP2, AP4C tier:AP3
>>587364229that is truly a list of all time
>During a mission, the Helldivers may hear the unique "howling" of nearby War Striders. cuuuuuuute, finally some furry representation for us, /hdg/! :3
Does light do more weakspot damage
>>587364614not directly, it is just that enemies have reduced HP on their weakspots, so most of the time it is quicker to kill them with light pen weakspot hits instead of center-mass medium-pen hits.In theory you can kill enemies on the exact same weakspots with medium pen faster, but stuff like enemy stagger prevents it from being as efficient as light pen guns in practice.
>>587359356by being able to kill anything but superheaviesyknow, like you cant
I WANNA HEALI WANNA FEELWHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REALSOMEWHERE I BELONG
>>587364614Technically no but practically, yes
>>587365071cute unc music :3
>>587364808Bolt Pistol + Melta beg to differ, retard.
>>587351464The fuck is a level action rifle
>>587365784It's what Chinese cowboys use.
>>587348298vindicateddoomgods always win btw
>>587365930Wouldn’t that be a revel action?
>>587366013Chinese cowboys complete their accent elimination courses, but only partly.
>bricks>its one of the old layoutswhy
>>587366125Just don't play bricks lol
>start game>play dress-up in the armor for 5 minutes>fantasise whipping up a build for the armor's passive>close gameOne day I might actually play a mission or two...
Cool blogpost faggot
What happened to this guys head?
Say something nice about this dapper looking gentleman!
>>587366923Look at the arrow on his head... He might be the avatar, or perhaps work at some videogames studio...
>>587366923He would create some real hell if he dove into the video game industry...
soooo wheres the hotfix and apology video?
>>587368351*crickets*
>Nova scope fixed>EAC improvement>Belt-fed grenade launcher AOE range buff>Maelstrom tank gatling guns are now belt-fed>Hellbomb backpack cooldown time decreased>Incinerator FRV driver won't be damaged by the mounted flamethrowerWE ARE SO FUCKING BARACK, DOOMNIGGERS LOST, RAPED AND GAPED
>>587362915I don't get it
>>587369050troons are aberrant abominations
>>587369128agreed, but how does posting their flag at every opportunity make sense when there are people who won't understand it's ironic?
>>587369248It has to be followed with a pregnant man emoji to ridicule their idea of "being a real woman" because men can not get pregnant
>>587368951>Nova scope fixedPhew, only took a month>EAC Improvement"Improvement", AH will find a way to make sure noone can start up the game>Belt-fed grenade launcher AOE range buffO-ok?>Maelstrom tank gatling guns are now belt-fedOookay?>Hellbomb backpack cooldown time decreasedSure?>Incinerator FRV driver won't be damaged by the mounted flamethrowerOnly took [however long since FRV first teased]I can't see the update yet, if real, what the fuck kind of changes are these? Any comments on the state of the game?
>>587368951>>587369580>samefagging after getting ignored
>>587369580It's not real
>>587369662
even worse then>falling for bait this obviouskekaroo
Is this some bandwagon, because my YT is infested with dozen of HD2 doomposting videos. I know it's not bright, but holy shit this is some another level. Dare I say, worse than OhDough level.But on the sidenote. Are Swedes truly dropping a ball this time? Just start doing some reasonable MOs at first step.Just stop doing "defend X times" instead make "net positive planet conquering" campaign as it is more flexible.
the miniguns on the Maelstrom should be belt fed though
>>587369580damn anon truly overdosed on hopium with that one lmao
>>587369956They should have from the start, it took them too long to change maybe one or two parameters in the Maelstrom's file.
>>587369898>Defend against 214 attacks!!!>3 day MO:^)
So, today is another victory for DOOMGODS...Where's my sacrificial hopesissy for my raping pleasure?
why does every fucking normie retard larp about news and politics but they they enter a real role playing games it's always self inserts who hate and reject everyone actually role playing a character talking about what chicken salad sandwich their fucking wives made them and how much sex they had
>>587369898>Is this some bandwagonno it's actually pretty easy to understand once you stop being disingenuous: they haven't fixed any of the old issues, they haven't added any meaningful content since the start of the year, and they've actively removed people's ability to play the game without bugs that were proven so easy to fix a machine could do it. all of this while somehow managing to degrade performance even further.
>>587370306because LARPing in a video game for normies is on the same level as little kids pretending they are dinosaurs, it is seen as very childish and "useless".Meanwhile, screaming "ORANGE MAN BAD" is seen as a patriotic duty meant to win you brownie points needed to find a girlfriend nowadays.Normie only do stuff that benefits them. LARPing in video games provides fun, not benefits, so nobody does that.
>>587370306>larp about news and politicswhat does this even mean
>>587370607>"Oh you asking me about the new recent happenings in Iran? idk yet bro, I have to watch the news first" and if you know what channel they watch you can predict their "opinion" with 100% accuracy.
>>587370306Things that should be taken seriously are made fun of while things meant for fun are srs bsns.
>>587370724>I'm not gonna speak about this topic until I'm better informedseems like a good idea, maybe you should try it
>>587370306are you not aware that people use video games as an outlet
>>587370446When you speak like that, it sounds they went full retard, i.e. corporate mode.So not only companion webiste was an insult to their face, but those QoL mods broke their mind.
Buenos días HDG
>>587371184goooooood morning saaaaarlobby por favor??
>>587370607a lot of things actually, calling XYZ political figure as which ever historical figure, making memes and porn with red laser eyes, cope and hopium making up shit that will never happen, claiming you're an insider, pretending you can predict the future ect
>*larps as a medicdiver*whachu gonna do about it, chuddie? :3c
>>587371470obviously gonna say total death to which ever group, recite the news and make a meme of myself with red laser beams eyes
>>587371470*pins you down and locks you in a chastity cage* I'm going to play the game and you're going to heal me.
>>587371184
I just don't find cyborg to be fun
>>587372372The fun stops as soon as there are 2 or more vox engines for me.
>>587372453>bot drop>call down leveller>0 vox being dropped>another bot drop few minutes later>3 voxes flying in>leveller and 120mm barrage still on cooldownyeah
>>587369898>Is this some bandwagon, because my YT is infested with dozen of HD2 doomposting videosYT grifters have been doomposting for the last year. It's just a because negative "It's so over" type videos get more views. The funniest part was when they tried to jump to games like Troon Troon West and then were forced to crawl back.
>>587371470The whole "ihihi I'm le medicdiver!!" getup is gayer than the people actually ERPing in HD2
>>587372372I like them at D6, because vox niggers only start showing at D7. It's basically a flood of cyborgs and troopers with some devs mixed in and the occasional factory strider.
>>587372645Oh yeah, lets also not forget the failed boycott goytube grifters tried to do for this entitled twink to get back into goytube program after repeated public melties. Truly the most raped jewtube tranny ever.
>pub lobby ERP>diaper tranny furry fetishists (no really they do that)>/hdg/ lobby ERP>femdiverXshotadiver consentual rape>private lobby ERP>rough sex with my APdiver wife while I Apex roboniggers heads off
>>587372028WROOOOOM!
>>587373740bro i didn't read + shut the FUCK up lil bitch
>>587371290>making memes with red laser eyesTREASON FLED BEFORE US, FOR RESISTANCE WAS IN VAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXFdXpqAKg
would you guys stop playing helldivers if arrowhead confessed to using AI in their development workflow?
>>587374716no
>>587345872Now you have my attention >>587374716I already use 'vibecoded' mods so no besides it'd probably do better than them
>>587374716What is there to confess, they already use AI to do their patch notes and blog posts. They probably use AI for the updates too, but they most likely use a free version so their updates come out really slowly due to being limited on tokens.
>>587372645>Troon Troon West
>>587374716No, and if they used AI to code this shit I can guarantee they would be putting out content faster and it would somehow be less buggy.
>>587374716no? modders already used AI to fix the game, knowing swiggers finally push their pride on the side and use AI to make the game better and more stable would be a huge W in my opinion.
Can't wait for arrowhead to do yet another buff patch with 0 bug fixes to placate all the retards, works every time
>>587374905Gucci Slippers look like this??? No wonder xhe follows the drawfag around like an bitter deranged ex-girlfriend, very female coded behavior.
>using the LMG with the truegrit passive>scythe as a primary>botl pistol as a secondary>melta minedamn, i love the warhammer warbond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1wwill the real gucci slippers please stand up
>>587374905The fact that this image keeps getting reposted after that idiot outed himself while trying to start drama is hilarious.
What if I'm Gucci? Or you?
>>587374905she looks quite passable not gonna lie
>>587375950that's a solid theory, really got gears rolling...
>>587375825And instantly changed it once caught
>>587375956it's because the average asian male are already effeminate as shit by default, it shouldn't be hard for them to pass when they decided to troon out.
>>587376287that was the funnier part for me, really a "see how it recoils" moment
>>587375956passable? yeah I'd say pass. so would every other non virgin.
>>587375956if I saw that thing on the street I'd pass right by
>retards falling for the most obvious falseflag ever
>>587377004its just disctroons projecting
anon falls for obvious traps
>>587377127Probably, this isn't the first time some tard decided to farm (You)s by posting the most obvious bait ever, remember that time when someone posted a picture of their twitter feed while leaving their avatar in the screencap, which was a selfie picture of some random Indian and the retards here immediately fell for it.
>>587377004>>587377127simmer down gooch you already posted this cope >>584651182
>>587375956Face wise yes.But i would need a full picture to say yes or no.
>>587377401mentally unwell retard obsessed with a 4chong general
>>587377473I don't need your resume
So...Wheres the hotfix they talked about on the 6th?
>>587375956No it doesn't, you are seeing a low resolution headshot image that intentionally obfuscates tell-tale make features.You are not seeing the masculine jaw, the defined cheekbones, squared shoulders or his adam's apple.porn addicted or chaser
>>587377531>resumeyou may resume anyway. (cf résumé)
>>587378074Hotfix means at least a week for AH
WHERE IS TUESDAY PATCHHAVE THEY FORSAKEN US???
>>587378730shit recoilshit ergo>med pensmall maglong reloadno use case
>>587378730ian wouldn't even touch that filth
>>587378730the AR with no strenghts and all the weaknesses
Can someone explain how the Stationary Shroud armor passive work? Why am I still getting raped by the Vox Engine 150m away while being completely still in prone position?
>>587378730surely it's better than the liberator for bot headshots
>>587378730It's a cool gun. I do not need more.>M-MUH....I don't care.
>>587378730If only there were chaff enemies well armored enough to actually justify a medium pen primary.Too bad the hive guard of all things is the enemy that comes closest to being that.
>>587379002No it is actually worse because of the terrible ergonomics and lower fire rate. The 5 extra damage does not hit any breakpoints.
>>587379002Tenderizer would be better, no?
>>587379002both require 2 shots, much easier to do with a liberator
>>587379002Two headshots and it being medium pen means it causes devastators to flinch on bodyshots and make it harder to hit their head.
>>587379001Because the armor doesn't work for hosts, and when you shoot an enemy, the entire bases and patrols instantly know your exact position, stealth or not
>>587379261>medium pen causing flinch by itselfthe shit you read here lmao
>>587379001because BIG VOX does what he wants nigga and unless you have a leveller on you, give that asshole up
So how is helldivers these days? I stopped playing shortly after they added hive worlds with those fuckass caves that were almost unplayable because of bugs. Also i was annoyed how every patch made this game look uglier with shit like constant fog while making game run even worse than ever. Is is better now? or did nothing changed.
>shit_gun_146_name picture>"what went le wrong?!?!">"le gun sux" How many discussions like this do we need to have in one day
>>587379523nothing really changedexcept the shitty caves now show up outside of hive worlds
>>587379523crazy how there's at least one of these posts every thread
>>587379553Post your last played date.
>>587379463I'll asume you actually don't know rather than just pretending to be stupid.Medium pen means you can pen the body armour, which means it will flinch even when you don't hit the head. Light pen bounces off the body armour, so there is no flinch unless you hit the head.
>>587379463If you shoot a devastator in the chest with a light pen gun it does not flinch.If you shoot a devastator in the chest with a medium pen gun it flinches.
>>587379523good, a bit easy. we need more cool event missions, but at least there's some variety in enemy modifiers. We have allies now at least.we need hulk surge and full illuminate rosters back.
>>587379943Jeet brigade hulk surge is fun. Hope it comes back soon.
>>587379943>We have allies now at least.
>>587379084I think explosive guns being med pen makes all other non explosive med pen guns pointless.Light pen are headpoppers, med pen are worse at headpopping than light pen guns, and worse than explosive guns at raw damage.
>>587380440this
>>587378730I started trying this weapon out again on a whim after seeing an anon in a lobby using it and I gotta say, it was fun. Not the best, not the worst. It was only on bugs and I also had a sound mod for it so I think a lot of the damage was placebo but still.
>>587374716If anything, I wish they vibecoded more fixes with Claude.
>>587378730I genuinely love it.Strong recoil, but not too strong. Crazy good sfx, reload feels long enough, med pen is nice, bullets do enough damage to kill most things with precise double tapping, sexy gun and you can put the fucking sniper x10 sight on it, turning it into a sniper rifle hybrid AR.
>>587374716No one would believe them because AIs did everything good with the mods we have seen that Arrowhead would never do themselves.
>>587379943>We have allies now at least.I deliberately mass slaughter seaf because getting traitor barraged during a lull in the combat is more advantageous than getting machine gunned in the back.
The Deadeye is pretty much a superior Sightliner when you think about it
>>587382732Sightliner is superior to every DMR we have.>But it's a sniper rifle, anonI don't see a reason to pick a DMR, there was one before because they were the only primary weapons for medium-long range. If you are good at it then Sightliner just has more reliable damage stats.
>>587382979>*cyborg rape squad rushing to your location*
>>587382732not reallymedpen is a crutch if you can aimthe basic Diligence is the best marksman rifle around because of thisheavy pen meanwhile lets you do actually useful stuff, like killing hulks in the eye or destroying cannon turrets, mortar turrets and AA turretsHell even when it comes to gunships the Sightliners is strictly superior to the Deadeye.
>>587382732In realistic combat role yeah, you can kill shit while on the move instead of pulling out your secondary during CQB combat while carrying the Sightliner
>>587378730It and the Tenderizer got left in the dust by power creep. Its damage is dogshit, it has no magazine options (not even a short mag option that uses the original 24 round mag), and you can't load it with attachments without tanking its ergo (with modest attachments it's fine). If you want more damage you have to go up to marksman rifles, and if you want more sustained fire you have to go to an assault rifle with a drum mag.There used to be a period of time when it was okay compared to the Liberator family, but they kept getting incrementally buffed while it stayed the same. Now, on top of the durable damage change on chaff and mediums, it just doesn't provide enough extra damage per round to justify using.
>>587383167I agree with this one and disagree at the same time. It's insanely annoying but have managed to handle that too, using the x50 helps.
sightliner should get a 5 round mag option and give you a 3rd person reticle if no scope has been installed
>>587336705Last night when I was hunting bile titans.
>>587382979The lasgun mogs it in pretty much every way.
>>587382323I would shoot you every time i saw that happen
>>587382323The trick is to only shoot the mg guys.
>>587383879The real trick is to be ready to instantly prone/dive whenever you encounter an enemy.
>>587383750>>587383879Not letting you farm funny r*ddit clips with your 'wholesome blueberries."
>>587384108Post your hand + timestamp
I got TK'ed by the SEAFies so many times it's not funny anymore
>>587384328
>>587384328My White skin and blue eyes causes you incredible rage.
>>587384553looking pale today, Gucci
>>587344532>>587344679sex
>>587384553I didn't know you were married, Wulfgamergirl!
>>587384702>>587385202That's clearly Rinzu, just look at that Romanian complexion.
>>587384352learn to crouch/prone
>go to work>patch hasn't dropped>get home>patch hasn't dropped>take a nap>wake up>patch hasn't droppedI didn't take the november not appearing on the roadmap as them admitting they'll do literally nothing
>>587384553anon has ai generated hand writing also youre white
>>587384553good morning saaaar
you "people" genuinely think >>587384553isnt an ai generated image made by the freak retard stalker and username list maker pretending to guccislippers again? the anon who eats poop? the weird attention seeker and post reporter himself?
>>587387540Yes, it's clearly a real scandinavian.
I have antiguccislippers fatigue
cum play the gaymeD10 bugs I guess unless you want to go somewhere else.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244110791441/76561198059803942
nah bro actually made a lobby hell nah
>>587387540Of course it's a real picture.Pic related, my totally real helldivers cosplay selfie.
>>587388186I will rape you
>>587388186L O N D O N
>>5873880203/4
>>587387836no one is saying this
>>5873880201/4
>>587388186FVLL
>>5873880200/4 lobby closed... dedthred
>>5873880204/4 FULL WE GO RAPE BUGS
NOOOOO SAR DO NOT FUCKING REDEEEM THE MOD BANNENING BENCHOD BITCH!!!!
OH BOY THE BI-YEARLY COPE APOLOGY BLOG IS OUT>WE PROMISE WE'LL FIX ALL OF THIS SHIT WE'VE BEEN PROMISING WE'LL FIX SINCE LAUNCH
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913968494674980
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913968494674980>SEAF opening bunkers>Warp pack usable while carrying SEAF shells>C4 and solo silo remote not preventing you from using support weaponsBreddy gud
>>587387540i think you're deliberately missing the much funnier implication that Gucci has to use an AI image to play it for laughs because he's legitimately brown and that makes all his claims projectionit'd be an izzat holocaust
>Jump, Hover, and Warp packs will be usable while carrying two-handed items, introducing lots of new loadout combinations.I don't understand what this is alluding to. You could already use two-handed items.They say loadout combinations, so it's not shit like the SEAF artillery shells, it has to be something you can start with, but what?
>>587388737>Running any mod that affects the game itself presents a risk to your account
>>587388737>just keep getting raped by bouncing stratagems and hellpod steering locking until we fix it in like another 6-12 months>or we ban you teeheeYou do not hate Sweden enough.
>hellpod and stratball bouncing fixes>not implementedAmazingIt took them a bunch of vibecoders completely fixing their fucking game to even get off their ass and they still haven't implemented it
>>587388769it's AI isn't it
>>587388769what an insane retarded post written by some ESL DEI immigrant then poorly translated by Google. Ai did not touch this post at all. Pure and clear as day human error and incompetence. I'd say it is disappointing but slop like this is not just the norm but expected. The slurs were right.
>>587388981You can't use the jump packs while carrying seaf artillery shells.
Fog Diving > Literally anything else
>>587389328Yes, I'm aware. That's why I'm saying it can't be those, because they're not a loadout item.
>>587388769>Jump/Hover/Warp pack usable while carrying two handed items (such as...)what the fuck is this retarded even saying?
>>587389126It clearly says "gameplay", Rajeesh.
>Fuck you no mods, stop that or we'll ban you...probably....This isn't gonna go over well
>>587389451>>587389517Oh right, remember they're using AI to do patch notes and blog posts, so it probably hallucinates stuff as usual.
>>587388769I like the implication that removing stratagem bounce and hellpod steering lock requires research into some arcane technology, and not something they themselves added post-launch. They're really banking on players either being too stupid to remember, or player retention being low enough for nobody to know how the game used to be like.
>>587389278>or we ban you>>587389626>or we'll ban you
>>587389529Are fog removers visual mods or gameplay mods?
>>587389517retarded jeet*And how would being able to jump or warp while carrying an artillery shell make your loadout any better?
>incoming banwave of people who only used bugfixes, cosmetics and UI modsDELISTING HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587389517currently if you jump/warp while holding the seaf shell, you'll drop it what it's saying is that you'll be able to jump without dropping it making seafart that much less of a choreas to how does that make it more loadouts viable is ?????? ??????? ??????? perhaps it's implying that bringing jump pack to raped acquisition won't be just a quirky choice?
>whoops we never meant what we said, we promise to do better for the 10000000th time>don't worry guys the dedicated task force is still working super hard on how to switch the value of 1 variable, it will be super duper GREAT (it's not coming anytime soon tho)>we also ignored that EAC caused many people who never installed a single mod to not be able to boot up the game and had to do the clean up work that we should have done
>Since August you’ve >collectively invaded and collapsed the Void>fought Illuminate Crushers and Wretches>activated the Terminid Control System+>celebrated Liberty Day>adopted a SEAF>provided a tank in every Super Earth citizen's driveway2 of these are flavor text and 1 is actively removed content. Do they seriously think they've done anything worthwhile in the last 3 months?
Are they genuinely taking the piss right now? It's a fucking toggle, TOGGLE you swiggeroid niggerfaggots, what the fuck are you doing?
>new major update is bot related>cyborg factories notorious for having issues with stratagem bouncing and hellpod steeringI'm noticing Just a reminder that irons1ghts confirmed that these issues can literally be revolved with a 'flip of a switch' in the code btw.
>>587389986The toggle just turns it all off and allows your balls to stick to anything. Including highground which is unfair to the enemies.AHs fix is taking so long because they want to make stratagem balls sticky on the correct kind of ground while keeping them bouncing on all the wrong types.Same for the hellpod steering, really.
>>587388769>new utility belt. Does that mean we can do stuff like solo silo + leveler/melta gun
uh oh
Reminder: we had none of this shit flinging and developer cock-sucking going on while LUA mods were in full swingIt all came about as a massive buyer's remorse cope from faggots trying to justify their playing this game for as long as they did out of fear they'd get smited by accident
>>587389986You ever considered it's toggled on for a reason?I sure hope the fix won't let people land ontop of unreachable rocks, call in their ATe and clear the map in 10s, like the cheats let people do.
>when we said update for October, we didn't actually mean update in October>when we said new biome, we actually didn't mean NEW biome>when we put out misleading information, we actually didn't mean to mislead>we will do better next time ofc *winks winks*
>>587390293you can already do this without an ate or high ground. hope this helps.
>>587390293Maybe all the spawners and side objectives shouldn't be weak enough that you can snipe it across the map with whatever anti tank you want
I'm not looking forward to getting banned in two years because I used the armor color matching mod bros...
modkeks getting raped is good, ya'll flew too close to the sun
>dump 1k hours in>punished>play with mods that make it less shit>punished>DONT play with mods that make it less shit>punished>do anything>punished>do nothing>punished>>587390521>he says while the reviews are filled with vanilla players that got tagged by the EAC anywayI'd tell you to eat shit but that'd be redundant
>no thumb-up react in the 'cordgrim
>>587389340The same guy that made this dynamic light source mod >>587352075 also made one that adds more dust and debris, if that's your thing.
>>587390234>unfair to the enemiesThey ignore terrain elevation and spider climb, or just spawn on high ground>>587390293>like the cheats let people do.Do you even play the game
how long until this game gets cracked and someone makes an offline mode
>>587390929Hellforge
>>587390929approximately a month ago, retard
>play game>game is shit>make game less shit (at noones expense)>money stolen
>>587388186sex
Why can't Arrowhead change enemies up to prioritize Helldivers and turrets that are doing damage to them if they're on a higher Z axis plane? You know, like how Helldivers do the same against Vox Engines and Factory Striders that end up dropped off on top of megafactory or megacity skyscrapers.
>>587390234It's funny how they're acting like these are monumental tasks, when Hellpod steering has been getting worse and worse every other update. >hellpods drop at the beacon, can be steered wherever you want>hellpods drop at the beacon, cannot be steered over very tall objects>hellpods drop at the beacon, cannot be steered near any moderately tall objects>hellpods drop at beacon, actively keeps you 30m away from tall objects>hellpods drop within 200m of the beacon, pray you can steer at allThese are all very active changes, which means they know how to modify its code.
>>587388769utility belt is a good change though. makes solo silo a much easier pickit will feel like a strategem instead of a gimped leveler
>>587391163>play on mega factory planet>reinforce someone>strategem balls bounce on level ground and lands in lava pit>they can't steer out of the way for whatever reason>burns to death immediately after exiting the hellpod
>>587391385>get reinforced near wall on a mega factory>pod spawns outside the wall>can't steer over the wallNUKE SWEDEN
>>587391385>not prestimming the moment you land in lavaShitter deserved to die.
>>587391385>couldn't steer to hit vox enginesshit was unfair
>>587391580And then get out the pit with what?
What are you bringing with your C4 pack bros?For me it's the nova
Post BIG anime tits instead
>singular shot at winning back community trust was either fixing the issues they said they would or give complete control back to modders>do neither, double down and throw in a bunch of irellevant shitis this a comedy skit. are we being truman show'd right now. what the actual fuck is going on.
>the LLM picked up on the "step in the right direction" lingo and put it in the blogpostlollmao
>>587392014EAT pod boostGrenade jumpWall run climbing trick
Yuzuha singing Don't Speak by No Doubt as she sees Alice and the Thymefield family slowly gets assimilated into the evil part of TOPS. No longer indulging in Yuzuha's antics, No longer answering her texts and eventually no longer being seen walking amongst the normal populace, it's just limos and airlifts from here to the TOP.
>"we finally acknowledged many features that we should have years ago once more!">"not sure when they will come tho have fun waiting"
>start game>only mod that doesn't work is literally the strat bounce fix
>start video game >poop flies out of my TV and splashes on my face >type "gg ez"
i just want stratagem ball fix and bricks enemies spawning at gens fix fucking god how many months must i wait
>>587393657erhm you like had that already chuddie? xheir xalled xeats!
>>587393758what did thonthon mean by this
>>587392089
>>587394151a single frame is literally not anime
>>587388020ggs hellbombdetonatingdivers
>>587394151Cute birb!
Release primary customisation, birthing a new thirst for customisation expansion>Don't worry guy's we're working hard and secondary customisation is next on the list!!!>Nothing 2 years laterIntroduce stratagem bounce and hellpod steering limitations due to the new megastructures in super Earth and bot cities. This "fix" applies game-wide, ruining every other map>We're sorry guys, but we can't have you guys landing or calling in stratagems on top of these tall buildings, don't worry though it's next on our list of fixes!!!>Nothing 2 years laterStep on rake after rake stealth-nerfing and releasing warbonds back-to-back with content that should've been unlockable through galactic war efforts>Alright, you're right guys we'll work better. Hey listen, we have ship upgrades in the pipeline and we'll even communicate more>Nothing for a yearThe community take up arms in mods, cheating SC, fixing stratagems/hellpod steering, fixing desync, adding extensive customisation options>WOAH WOAH WOAH OUR DESIGN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>Swaps to a new anticheat within a monthTiring, the urge contact Sony and suggest they take the IP from Arrowhead and gift it to Nixxes or some shit instead, they're the ones doing all the work anyway
>thread thirdworlder celebrates third world conditions being achievedNo surprise there!
>Indirect seethe reply The Raped
twitter with a browser extension lets me filter out turd worlders better than this place
>>587394412oh hey I did thatfelt pretty gud about it. was outta C4 and dynamite. kino. Wish we could just call regular hellbombs as one of our stratagems.
The swedes are nuking mods again? I fucking ha- Wait a minute, I don't play this game anymore!
Why are you in this thread then?
>>587392060whatever the voices in my head say (they have good ideas)I am going to be pissed if it breaks my keybinds for support weapon mode switch. It was a bitch to get firing mode, firing rate, and scope mode all working with my mouse buttons.That shit is buggy as hell. There was one cursed keybind activation + setup that would void a C4 brick every time you swapped modes.
>>587396647Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
>I-i-i-i d-d-didn't want to play this game anyway!!!Oh no no no, the coping has already begun.
alright which one of you anons is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUcUSx3sCAw
>>587397126*paws at u*lobby doko*paws at u*lobby doko*paws at u*lobby doko
>>587388769>>587389517>They edited that line for ""clarity"">Jump, Hover, and Warp packs will now be usable while carrying two-handed items. This was previously not possible and allows for the introduction of new loadout combinations. (line edited for clarity)>It's even less coherentWhat the fuck do they mean by this?It looks like they WEREN'T talking about SEAF shells and platinum bars, but those packs were already usable with two-handed weapons - are they confusing this shit with one-handed shield backpacks?
>>587397253I'm telling you, this is made with AI by someone who has never played the game.
>every time i look at the announcement the amount of likes gets lower
>>587389278>>just keep getting raped by bouncing stratagems and hellpod steering lockingif you are seriously "getting raped" by stratagem bouncing and hellpod steering then I'm afraid that might be a problem on your end, friend. it is at worse an inconvenience
Review bombing will only get us so far anymore.I believe the next step to get as many people as possible to stop playing. No more tolerance for Arrowhead's malicious actions.
>>587398528inconvenience is worse than rape to the modern gamer.
>>587398528This, i barely notice it most the times.
What if they sell a sticky stratagem beacon booster in the shop for 500 SC?
>>587398946I'll sure it will happen if you keep posting about it.
>open game>instant crashfucking norwegians
>>587398946Not even worth the SC I cheated in by the hundreds of thousands
>>587389674>and not something they themselves added post-launch.stratagem bouncing and hellpod steering has been a problem since launch. hellpod steering especially was quite bad at launch up until they adjusted it around the time bricks missions were added. it was good for a time and then mega-cities were added, which understandably came with large restrictions on where you could land with all their skyscrapers, and then hive worlds fucked it up doubly so with the large cave roof areas that were full of geometry holes you could get stuck in.stratagem ball bouncing wasn't added with mega factories either. back when the fori prime biome was added with the overhanging cliffs it was very easy to get yoru support weapon or sentry stuck n top of them, so they adjusted all the overhangs to bounce stratagems balls under it. mega-factories just continued this, but there's always been schizophrenic random bounces on random rocks and surfaces>They're really banking on players either being too stupid to remember, or player retention being low enough for nobody to know how the game used to be like.
>>587399092I would prefer a stratagem just failed over having it bounce into a terrible spot.
>>587388769nice, good changesgreat to finally get an official "fuck you" to all the chea- I mean modders
inb4 a mod comes out to bypass the fictional banned screen
>>587400390SHOOT HIM AGAINHIS SOUL IS STILL DANCING
>>587372645Someone should change this image so it says "I'm finally full" instead.
>yeah bro we are definitely working on the stratagem bounce and hellpod steering but we won't be able to implement in the next big update but trust us we are working on iti hate sweden so much bros
>>587400390speeeeeeen
Has anyone tried Hellforge?
>>587391163>>hellpods drop at the beacon, cannot be steered near any moderately tall objectsthe game started at this step. you know how you can currently land halfway up those huge rock spires on regular maps? used to be you couldn't even land near the base of them.
>>587400720nah seems boringI want some actual content, not vibeslopped mods and remixed mechanics
>>587400720>troonforge>the dedicated Raped Little Modder corner that already bowed down to AH and snoy despite having no negative impact on the game at largeno.
>>587400390>let me break it down for you diver
>>587400949that pic is so aura bro. makes me want to start nofap again.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>587400390https://files.catbox.moe/fl6txp.mp4
>>587400456Kek
>>587388769>june: our tactical strike team is hard at work on stratagem bounce and hellpod steering>5 MONTHS pass>november: development has recently started on the fix :)>but erm... it definitely won't be ready by the next major update>meaning, at minimum, it is 3-4 more months away>brazenly admit the 100 person studio sat around for 5 months going "what do we do about this?" without a single actionable solutionthere are two options:>outsourced the work to another studio>actively making bounce and hellpod steering worsecall it
>>587401960the mod im using to fix it broke with the small patch they released so its option 2 to absolutely noones surprise
If you're somehow getting fucked over hard and regularly by bouncing stratagem balls and hellpod steering, then the problem isn't with the game.This "community" is stupid and deserves this. I can't wait for the trash to take itself out.
You do understand that the "it's not abuse; it's tough love!" mindset is unique to Third Worlders, correct.
God damn, mod fags just can't catch a break, all of this wouldn't have happened if they could just lower the difficulty lol
>>587401220>Say some clanka starts dissin' your SEAF-chan
>>587400949You forgot to mention that you're a brown tranny btw.
>>587401220>dead teammates>spins fasterlmao
>>587401075We really need a LMG primary especially an MG-42/32 belt fed one . The KZ2 one was robbed of the StA-3 LMGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFSsmWNph7A
>>587402439will you stop posting low effort bait if I gift you this (you)?
So basically, all I need to do is just delete my mod files when the update drops, wait a few hours, then install my SC arrow mod again? I can do that!
>>587403040That would aesthetically be barely different to the MMG.
>>587399053They're not Norwegian, Mac. They're Swedish.
I get misery loves company, but lobby doko?
>>587403381
>>587403345>extended mag>add barrel swap mechanic since AH loves muh realism>short "mag" are belt fed rounds>add a mount mechanic to use it on chest high walls to hold down positions>belt fed system allows for a backpack option with teammate relaod like the actual MG42>get to Jin Roh LARP
Don't make me host again darn it I'm too tired for host shenanigans.
>>587388769>Can use hover/jump/blink pack while holding artillery shells/barrels.Who asked for this shit? We wanted the ability to turn the fucking hover pack off mid flight, not shit like this.
I knew about the colony bricks map but I didn't know there was another one with a really small map and a SEAF artillery.
>>587403840>extended magsure?>add barrel swap mechanic since AH loves muh realismfor what purpose? Would barrel wear increase spread? Cause le funny ammunition cookoff if it gets too hot?>short "mag" are belt fed roundsbelt-fed(backpack) primary weapons will likely never happen due to swedecode failures.>add a mount mechanic to use it on chest high walls to hold down positions3 unique mechanics for a single gun? might as well be asking santa for a brand porsche for christmas
>>587403994woah there bud that's too much design space
>>587403994Ever since I played mechwarriors 5 mercs I wanted to be able to use the jump pack freely, basically give off a small impulse jump at the start and then just gradually "tap" the jump pack to get maximum horizontal travel with minimal vertical travel.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244125849265/he was gay, gary cooper?
>>587403994Not complaining, makes me not want to kill myself when doing a seaf artillery with heavy armor
>>5874049263/4
>>587404926Well I was just about to make my own so have the lust-invoking image I selected.
>>587404930>Using jump/hover on heavy armour.I can see blink pack, but the other two it isn't even worth it to run jump on heavy since it gets a shorter jump distance and hover pack's whole point is getting to spots you're not going to be shot/attacked from anyway.
realistic military milsim simulator?
>>587404926FULL
>>587404926filled chock full of divers
>>587404926FVLL
>>587405119>sample
>>587405324I use hoverpack with melta on bugs so i can skullfuck biletitans more easily and beaming chargers from above is just a bonus.I also like to combo with the evictor or one-two to rain nades from above.Very unique and fun play style.
>>587404297>cheating bitch>*pours whiskey on computer*
>give the amendment one (1) additional bullet so i always finish on a tactical reload via burstit's ____fun[\spoiler]
>>587396950I did actually want to play this game, but the swedes turned off my access to it with eac. I can't launch the game no matter what I do. No amount of reinstallation, verifying or purging does anything.>inb4 cheetjeet>inb4 stop cheating
>>587405880Tactical reload once and you always end up with 1.Otherwise you would end up with 2 spare bullets everytime after the first reload.
>>587406278>21 bullets after a tactical reload (div by 3)>7 bursts then a complete reloadwith my change>22 bullets after a tactical reload>7 bursts leaves 1 in the chamber
>>587390797i just played with both on 'borgs and it was fuarking kino, modded spawns lobby tooshame niggerhead is probably going to ruin everything as per usual
>>587389340>>587390797>>587407109
>>587405880It's going to be over for you soon, cheatjeet. In 2 more weeks, Arrowhead will cull the brown horde and the game will have a true retvrn to form.I hope that extra bullet was worth it.
>>587407414it most certainly was, my shitskinned projector operator friendit most certainly was
>>587407109I think the dust is a bit much at points, and there are some particle effects that look really silly when extended as much as the default mod settings do. It's like my stalwart is now a blackpowder rifle, it's kinda silly, I'm going to definitely be turning that down. The dynamic shadow casting lights from things like explosions and muzzle flashes are great though.
>he thought that guy was making a sincere postHoly low IQ.
>>587408259every post on this website is sincere dumbass
>>587405364Arrowhead can make it as realistic (not to imply Reforger is the be-all end-all of such) as they want including stopping those mech arms from phasing through solid walls and the players would still figure out how to do crazy stuff by virtue of it being a virtual game where the worst case scenario is a respawn timer instead of firey incineration. There isn't even a long lasting lose condition,we can't lose Super Earth unless Arrowhead wants us to.
>>587408673this isn't even unrealistic for LB pilots iykyk
MOONKINO ALERT>MOONKINO ALERTMOONKINO ALERT>MOONKINO ALERTMOONKINO ALERT>MOONKINO ALERT
Would the machine gun Guard Dog or the laser Guard Dog pair better with the Halt
>>587409126>moonkino>it's bugsNot real moonkino.
filtering half of /hdg/
>>587406125Did you know that there are two perfectly functional consoles that you can play the game on which don't require any troubleshooting at all?
It's funny, all they had to do is to make the game not launch if it has modified files. The fuck you mean you can just modify how the game works by just shoving some random files inside the game's folder and it just works.
>solo silo without the single downside of the solo siloit's official, bufftroons run the game
>>587409126>no subfaction>SEAF presencetourist idea of moonkinofuck off retard
>>587409598hey, that's Hitler's logo
>>587409654It's yours and mine too, brother
>>587409368I don't speak clanker, go back to your own country if you want to speak foreign.
>soon. Is this soon as in 'soon' or soon as in 'see you next year'
>>587409501Always has been
>>587389340It's not a true fogdive unless the entire team is tossing smokes and are actively melee-rushing the objectives.
>>587409126>jeetsyucky
Let's be honest here Helldivers ARE grunts. There's no difference between a SEAF trooper and a Helldiver besides money
Only if you are a massive shitter.
scorcher or accelerator rifle for borgs
Six
Seven
>>587409501They could nerf the silo and c4 slightly but in 2024 we learned that a single nerf will cause manchildren to shit their diapers and complain for years afterward. So instead, they’ll power creep them and count shekels from the fresh batch of dust devils paypigs. Oink oink!
>>587409598The first thing I thought of when seeing this was spaceballs and stopping by at a space diner.
>>587409501Honestly the C4 is probably far more impactful. Being able to carry a support weapon with it massively ups your damage output. The Solo Silo has such a long downtime for a single use explosive that it's just not worth it most of the time.
>>587410574Accelerator is goated.Especially on jeets where it can hit the hulk jetpack from the front.Scorcher has always felt like a bit of a pea shooter to me, i just don't like it.
>>587398528I'll keep that in mind the next time I am forced to land in lava or on top of a skyscraper. No, I don't care how often this happens.
tf does 67 mean
>>587404926ggs
>>587404926gegslust provoking picture in honor of the lust provoking picture lobby that never came to be
>>587400390>stream will be bopping soon
>>587410574Scorcher for suppression and slightly better ammo economy.Accelerator for medium hunting or if you absolutely hate gunships.
>>587409237On paper, Rover is better since stunning enemies will give it more time to burn them to death with the fire damage. A Gun Dog isn't going to care whether or not its target is stunned, it'll kill them just as quickly either way.
>>587411039he RUBS his backpack....
>>587410874Solo silo is surprisingly fast when you're just playing. Pretty much every time i would want it, and i imagine being able to pocket on would massively improve its up time.
>>587410874>The Solo Silo has such a long downtime. The solo silo actually can kill big heavies though unlike the 500kg that just 'weakens' them. Solo silo's biggest weakness is that carrying it means you do not have a support weapon, and this change will fix that.
>start game>can't skip intro>odd but whatever>game finishes loading>get server error code>game lets me in anywayAnti-cheat hard at work I see.
>>587411049GIWTWM
>>587411290GIWTWY
>>587411072Accelerator has far better ammo economy than the scorcher.
>>587410815Ah yes, let's nerf the stratagems that see pretty much no use outside of commando missions, and even then that's a stretch (3% usage rate btw)
>tranny with 6 billion "QoL" mods complaining about the game being easy lmao
I just want the mod that showed which ammo type/firing mode you were in next to your healthbar back
expendable builds eating good.
I hope you guys are aware that they will specifically and intentionally never, EVER fix any of the bugs, poorly designed, retarded mechanics or intentionally bad, or useless equipment in the game that modders ended up fixing in the great swiggering. Purely and only because modders dared to fix it. Know this, and you too will understand that it is already over. The ship is sinking, the earth is quaking. Swignarok has begun.
>>587411567(You) are trans.
>>587411641What is wrong with being trans?
/hdg/ recommend me a good animu I'm stuck on what to watch next. Just finished rewatching GATE and miffed season 2 never ever and they're jumping to a different series.
>>587411567its literally on the front page of HD2 nexus right now. It has a bunch of other cheater shit built in that you have to turn off, but the fire mode icons are a feature.
>>587411867Ikoku Nikki
>>587411867sora no wotoshirobako
>>587411738Literally nothing wrong with being trans, queen. Ignore that inbred chud, he will never be happy, he will have sex and his bloodline will end with him anyway, at least you have a future, unlike him. Stay based and valid.
>>587411479>pick rateI fucking hate this argumant. People that think like this must think India is the greatest bestest country in the world because it has the most people living in it.
>>587412002On a grand scale it is a better way of seeing balance than having some retarded D3 playing dev nerf and buff things based on feelings and reddit clips like they used to
>>587411738nothing, incels are just mad they couldn't transition when they were young, they missed the chance on being a cute anime girl they always wanted to be so they cope with Christianity and dumb ass bullshit like that.
>>587412175Pick rates will pretty much always lean to "easy" rather than "good" because the majority of people are idiots.Realisticly you would look at win rates and analyze why people win more with item x and lose more with item y, but winrates are pretty much 100% in this game already. And i wouldn't be surprised if 90% of losses is because of bugs, crashes or someone sperging out.
>>587412695Nobody will applaud you for using underwhelming guns bro, go farm izzat somewhere else
>>587411639>it's SPITE>they HATE US>it's MALICIOUS>they're PETTY>they're throwing a TANTRUM
>>587411738Trannies are the epitome of narcissistic behavior and thought process. The think the natural world revolves around what they feel and everyone should perceive them as their own fucking self does.Also they choose to believe they're women because being regular faggots doesn't give them the amount of attention they think they deserve.It's like complaining endlessly on this place about things that don't really matter for Helldivers as a game.
>>587412002>nobody picks this weapon because of how annoying and inconvenient it is to use>someone finally makes a non-retarded change to it that isn't just single digit damage change that doesn't change any breakpoint>retard starts crying about how it's ruining the game because people are going to use it with the stalwart (it has an even worse pickrate against bots than the C4)Classic nerftroon moment
It's chud-o'clock it seems.
oh look, the cattle golems have woken up! >>587412949
>>587411210Most big heavies can also be killed by a single Recoilless shot or two EAT/Quasar shots. There simply aren't many situations where you need Solo Silo or Leveller tiers of overkill (besides which, both have 40 demo force and thus can't destroy objectives). I suppose that being able to carry one in your toolbelt while the stratagem cools down will be a big improvement, but at least the similar Portable Hellbomb has 60 demo force to justify taking up the backpack slot.
>>587413085If you can't see how strong the silo is going to be you might be retarded.
Shit-tier player here What weapons would you guys recommend to someone who likes the Sai and Coyote? I have Democratic Detonation, Cutting Edge, Dust Devils, Borderline Justice, and the Warhammer bond
>>587411738Nothing, chuds just want to be able to beat off to women with impunity without accidentally doing it to a man and thus being gay.
I love trannies because they let me crack any time, also they suck dick way better than any female alive
go to BORE ROCK!
So warbond when?
>>587413495>CoyoteDemocratic Detonation has Eruptor and Crossbow, arguably the top 2 most broken primary weapons in the game. You might just like them for your tastes.
>>587413523Woman could never understand how to make a man feel good.The best woman is a man.
>>587413717when you stop posting saggers
>>587413717too old for sex
>>587413495The slugger, of course
>>587413339Oh wow, for only a single stratagem slot and a 3-minute cooldown, I can have a single shot explosion that does a bit more damage than a 500kg bomb (same explosion radius, less damage falloff and doesn't require you to drop your support weapon btw). Surely gamebreaking, I see it in my games every time!
>>587413829sagging means heavy, it means reliable
d10 jeet/cyborgs or moon boogs lobby decidessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244132672803/76561198123332927
>>587414024Oh and btw, unlike the 500kg bomb, the solo silo only has 40 demo force lol, so it can't even take out jammers
>>587414110I am sagging.
>>587414024>more range>actual kills heavies>unaffected by call in modifiers>unaffected by AA>can track target>can be stockpiledYou really are retarded.
>>587414110get those saggers away from me
>>587414161Neithrr can the 500 unless you already took it out and just need to call in the hellbomb that is provided free of charge.Meanwhile silo can still be fired while jammed.
>>587409378>niggerbox>niggerstationHmm... nyooo...
>>587414273>more rangeYou can just shoot your support weapon?>actual kills heaviesSee above>unaffected by call in modifiersI wasn't aware that you needed an instant weapon drop to take down static targets but okay?>unaffected by AAJust shoot your support weapon...>can track targetYou only need to aim...>can be stockpiledYou can only carry one target designatorRetarded indeed.>>587414423Meant detector towers, but it works the same anyway.
>>587413719Do I need the Bolt Pistol if I use those, or should I switch it out for the Talon?>>587413946Didn’t they buff that recently?
This nerftroon are just mad people won't stop playing the game and stand to watch him struggling to kill a Factory Strider with his Stalwart instead of 1 tapping it with their Solo Silo and move on with their life btw, the patch isn't even out yet and he's already fearing for his izzat.
>promise of a big patch of QoL changes and bugfixescoolcan you add Turn on M&KB support for consoles :)
>>5874141362/4
>>587414627same energy
>>587414024>actually kills the big heavies it hits and the things around it unlike the 500kg. >can hit any target that you can see. The solo silo obviously has upsides, with the downsides being only 40 demo force just take an OPS/gas strike/500kg with you and maliciously coded swigger branches (which also effect orbitals and eagles). It's biggest downside was that you were cucked out of any real support weapon, and that is allegedly about to be changed.
>>587411867Dara San of reiwa
>>587414916Exactly, and that's a great change? Yet the retards here somehow don't like those and want it to be nerfed instead because... Reasons?
>>587414528
>>5874141363/4
>>587414540Eruptor and Crossbow can not be used close-range or you risk killing yourself, so taking something like peacemaker, warrant or redeemer might be an actually good idea.
>>587411870>first person minigun reticleneat >third person sniper reticlecheat troonerythanks for sharing, wish someone would make the firing indicator standalone
>>587388769>new terminal puzzleswhat funny little minigames will the bots concoct next
I don't see the point of crying about it, it will happen eventually
>>587415285Reply to the message you're replying to you stupid dumb fat ugly nigger
>>587415273
>>587415156Crossbow you can actually use close range, you just shoot behind the enemy so that they are in the splash zone while you are outside of it, same with plasma punisher.Eruptor you roll the dice with anyways since even from a safe distance the "le epic funny reddit clip" shrapnel can -ACK you.I had shrapnel nick me from 30 meters with eruptor.
>>587415406Please god, let this happen.Also add minesweeper minigame.
>>587415273I hope it's math problems, I love solving math problems
>>587414136divin' 3/4 borgs
>>587415156Why not Talon? From what I understand it’s the best sidearm for chaff, it chews through them and has technically unlimited ammo.Would the Mist be a good option too? I kinda want the Nova incase Malevelon Creek comes back.
>>587415406I know you jesting but I think a simple sudoku puzzle where you only need to guess like 3-7 numbers would filter dadgamers so hard
What weapon for borgs
>>587415721it would be the funniest shitpeople would beg for QOL mods to solve it for them
>>5874156261
>>587415701Talon is good but realistically you can only shoot 6 bullets at a time or risk overheating. Might not be enough for surprise bug rushes that get too close.If you can do well with Senator, then you can do well with Talon too.Mist is good on bots, for bugs it fires too slowly.
>>587415791plasma punisherbolt pistolanti tank seekeranti-ragdoll armor
>>5874156269
>>587415906>enemy gets ontop of you>oops all explosiveI would swap out the boltgun and personally don't like the seeker that much, but plaspun is a 10/10 borg gun.
>>587415701You get 6 shots with the talon before you have to let it cool off or risk overheating it.Talon can clear some chaff but if you want sustained chaff clear secondary then dagger will be better or a bullet secondary like verdict, redeemer, mist or bushwhacka.Peacemaker, socom are okay too, I guess.Veto is hot garbage.
>>587415626division symbols are used to intentionally mislead people and create problems like this. It is the reason no actual math problem uses them. By PEMDAS rules, it should be 9.
>>587415890What’s a good sidearm for bugs?
>>587416173ok, try the dagger for clearing landmines and dynamite to wipe out patrols
>>587411931>>587412516>>587413502>>587413523>>587413804this better be ironic
>ZOMG hellchuddies they're adding an emote to thank the pelican pilot!!!
>>587416391For me, its the Redeemer.
>>587412861>underwhelmingyou need more?
>>587416391Bushwacker is a pocket punisher, great for stalkersPissle for side obj like shrieker nests or spore spewers if you have an explosive primary, works in a pinch for closing holesLoyalist for bile bugsDagger/crisper for chaffNade pistol for holes Redeemer if you're broke
>>587417452>reinforcement: 8Yes, you need more
>>587417568hey don't blame my chuddie teammates
>>587416992It's 2026, get with the times boomer
>>587416357Shouldn't it ve 1 because you multiply before you divide? 6/6=1
>>587413719I don't really like people putting coyote up there with eruptor or crossbow in broken OP primary tier. Sure the coyote is pretty strong, it's a lib pen(already very versatile gun) with fire damage but I don't think it's any stronger than other weapons like the carbine or trident with their super high DPS, or the scythe which is even better at being able to set hordes on fire and has infinite ammo. Meanwhile, the crossbow and the eruptor just kind of do everything good. They can close spawners, have large aoe, have good ammo reserves, do big damage, can kill heavies in a pinch, can even destroy structures, and the only downside is that you can blow yourself up if you're careless. Eruptor and crossbow are just on another level of strong compared to everything else
>>587415626: In image `17534525753.jpg`:>>587415626: warning: operation may be undefined [-Wsequence-point]>6÷2(1+2)>--^-------->>587415626: warning: operation may be undefined [-Wsequence-point]
>>587417807No. Multiplication and division are done in order from which ones appear first from left to right, after you have done all parenthesis and exponents. This is also true for addition and subtraction afterwards. After parenthesis, exponents, and multiplication/division are done, you then do addition and subtraction in order as they appear from left to right. After (1+2) becomes (3), you remove the parenthesis and the equation becomes 6+2x3. 6+2=3, 3x3=9.
>>587417807I second this.The 2 times (1+2) takes priority over the division. If it said 6÷2×(1+2) it would be 9.
>>587414136still 3/4
>>587415791Unironically sickle. But always aim for the head.
>decide to open up my lobby to public while i still have my mods on>pubby joins and dives some squid d10 with me>decide to hold back on weaponry use and play more of a support role>only step in when the situation is really going to shit >end up being the only one that dies with both times being teamkilled by him>end up finishing mission slower than if i was alone>gave pubby the epic mental image of a helldiver gunning down a horde while engulfed in a napalm barrageDid I rape him /hdg/? Did I ruin the game for him forever? He asked me how to use the quick chat wheel and he liked that
>>587418380No it doesn't because the 2(1+2) is indistinguishable from 2x(1+2) or 2x3. Parenthesis means doing things that appear INSIDE parenthesis first. If it is not inside of parenthesis, then it does not follow the 'parenthesis first' rule. It is no different from a multiplication.
>>587418325Thanks Its been a while since I've done algebra. I should keep my brain sharp with the stuff, I hated it growing up but in college doing rad safety I found it pretty fun.
>>587411479Honestly? They shoulld nerf the solo silo and every other stratagem and weapon in the game and also nerf the keyboards of anyone who whines so they can’t whine as much as they otherwise would.This is my idea to fix helldivers 2
>>587418728>>587418987The division sign (+) is evil and should never be used in any serious math equations. It exists to trip people up who did not pay enough attention during math classes. If it is not using fractions (proper fractions with a horizontal line, slashes are even more evil than the + symbol), long division, or proper use of parenthesis and brackets, the equation exists to confuse people.
the lib concussive is so funnygun that does negative damage but can hold off entire hordes while your guard dog or sentry does the real work
>>587418728>6÷2x is 3x not 3÷xpsychopathic behavior
Nothing will be more ammusing to me than 4chan attempting and arguing over basic maths.
>>587419774interesting choice of picture
>>587419590Yes it quite literally is. That is actually how mathematical equations work. 2x is no different from writing it as 2 times x. Go back to elementary math class unironically.
Why does it go from >multiplication THEN divisionto>whichever comes first
infixcels are SEETHING
>>587419774Basic math is something you expect to encounter at some point outside of a school.
>>587420140because syntax
>>587419552It's damage isn't that bad, it's DPS.Out all the ARs it has the highest durable damage too.What fucks it the most is the matching pen against armor fuckery.
>>587419590multiplication and division are done from left to right. Why would you multiply 2 by x when dividing 6 by 2 appears first? The equation is not 6÷(2x), it is 6÷2x. Parenthesis only matter for things that appear inside of them and your equation has none. >>587420140it doesn't, multiplication and division are done in order of appearance from left to right.
>>587419552dogs and sentries will do more work than you regardless of primary
thank god I chose a profession that doesn't use math
>>587420880we are thankful too
>>587420880You are either dumber or smarter than a cashier.
lobby
>>587418651You should have TK'd him until the lives dropped to 0 then kicked him from your lobby. Fake rapist.
>>587420880>studying architecturethe math is literally simpler while it's on paper
>>587421483bugfaggot
>>587420675because it defeats the entire point of omitting the multiplication operator
>>587421483I'm cooking a pizza but I can load up.
The juxtaposition between Helldivers 2 and Darktide has been so fucking funny lately>Darktide: Heres a CGI trailer of some new content>Helldivers 2: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YOU BLOODY BITCH I WILL BANNING YOUR ACCOUNT
>>587421501But I don't want to anonI wanted to have fun
>troontide niggers in the general againThis is marginally less worse than the obsessed turdie
>>587421635It doesn't. 2x is 2 times whatever X is. Removing the operator does not change it, and follows the order of operations the same way.
>>587422029>Notice how he cant dispute itIts really funny how Heldivers 2 needs to double down on anti-cheats when Darktide hasnt had cheats in years.Helldivers 2 really is the brownest game of all time.
>>587414136GGs
>Hellsissy giving me attention by trying to pretend hes ignoring me by not replying directly and refusing to actually address the topicA perfect allegory for your game.
>>587420675>1+x = 1+1x>1-x = 1-1x>1*x = 1*1x>1÷x != 1÷1xutterly deranged
muh dick
>>587422142SEEEEXXXX AWOOGA BOING BOING BOING SEX SEX HOOOOOOOAA HACHEE MAMA
>Very simple change wont come until next yearThis is the game hellsissies are simping for every single day. Actual cattle
>>587421559bugchad
>>587422127It's true that darktide doesn't have cheats if you ignore the HUD mods, damage number mods, collectible finder mods, mods to help you complete minigames, mods that shows you what spawns in real time, etc...Really if you just close your eyes and plug your ears, there's no cheats in darktide!
American education on full display ITT.
>>587422626do bugfags really?
>>587422630>Hud changes are the same as giving yourself a minigun that shoots nukes!Delusional.
>>587422739And THERES the nukegun strawman.
Ah yes, the minigun that shoots nukes, the one that's been plaguing the game in half of the lobbies in the entire game. The one that nobody ever saw but it's here, I swear!
>>587422860And THERES the concession.
>>587422316x equals 2. >1+2=3 | 1+(1x2)=1+2=3.>1-2=-1 | 1-(1x2)=1-2=-1.>1*2=2 | 1*(1x2)=1*2=2. >1÷2=0.5 | 1÷(1x2)=1÷2=0.5. It is literally exactly the same. Replace x with any number you want and it will be the same.
>purist niggers always have to resort to "muh nuke lib" because anything less makes them look like retarded spergs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244139259245Lobbeh, D10s with modified spawn rates courtesy of Shodan. Short version of changes:>Chaff bugs are faster>Bots are more resistant to suppression and can shoot farther>Squids are squids (only big change is voteless are at x2 speed)
>"Noooo! You cant just btfo me like that!"Maybe stay in your lane next time, hellsissy. Trying to act like a mod that helps a little minigame is the same as health changes, auto completing missions, a mod that auto aims guns for you and completely changes the values of guns in general are even comparable are just military grade delusions and cope.
Why couldn't this game have been developed by the Finnish? Why did it have to be fucking Swedes?
correction>purists niggers *act like retarded spergs
Well I've got a mod that allows me to have sex with your mother and you can't ban me for it.
>>587423176Swedes have a strong hold on the PVE coop market.
>>587422029You sound raped, D6 nigger.
>>587423102FULL
>>587423102full
>itt
>>587423102already full? fuck my life man
>>587423496Darktide does nothing. They barely update the game, and when they do it's stuff like that procedurally generated slop that gets old after one try, turns it's just a good waste of time and money.
It'll be even funnier when some anon posts in and this shitskin has a melty I can read over later
>>587422987>1÷(1x2)glad we agree
End of service soon!!!
>>587423626>Me when i dont do basic research before saying something stupid
>They barely update the game, and when they do it's stuff like that procedurally generated slopIt reminds me of something.
I'm still mad about the slugger. Nothing AH does can quell my eternal hatred other than fixing the slugger to be a proper slug loaded shotgun.
>>587423818I think he got confused
>>587423713Elaborate on your misunderstanding of basic math so that I can teach you.
>>587423118They got real quiet after he posted this
Saying youre not taking the bait by responding to it is still taking the bait btw
>EVERYONE is getting bannedSo, there was this popular hypothesis going around back in the day that Arrowhead WANTS a playerbase under 10k players. Maybe they figured they can ban people until they reach their target number?
>>587423670It'll be even funnier to read your melty in a couple of weeks when they rape Shodan jeets. Don't forget to include words like "bootlicker", "slave", "swigger cum", "I dun du nuthin" and any other unfiltered buzzwords you can think of in your eventual 500+ word essay melty on how this game raped you (again).
Surely this time, all the cheaters are getting banned! (please ignore the 6 other claims where everyone was supposed to get banned but no one did)
>>587424195you parsed 1÷1x as 1÷(1*x)
>>587424991And this is why the division symbol is evil and should not be used over fractions and long division symbols. :)
>>587382979Counter Sniper has much less sway than the Sightliner making it better for accurate shots. The advantage Sightliner has over DMRs is the heavy pen, thats it. If you want both the most accuracy for headshots and the ability to efficiently chaff clear and magdump in a pinch go with a DMR. If you don't have anything to deal with heavies like even a bolt pistol, which also two shot hulk heads like the Sightliner does, or just any AT support weapon then go with Sightliner.
God I'm so glad to not have bothered fully involving myself with this game since December 2025. ITU update made me give up.>no missions done>cheated tens of thousands of SCs>get the warbonds and don't even try the 'new' weaponsThe game made its healthy bank. Sony's retarded resource management for their projects, combined with Arrowhead's natural and malicious stupidity, has the game in a state where they'll just keep doing the bare minimum whilst still raking in from the thousands of raped niggercattle still willing.
>>587425417NTA but the DCS was my first weapon I got to 25 and I mostly used it with Peak Physique slinging it around in close range on bots. Good times.
>get bannedthank FUCK I never spent a single dime on this game
didn't ask
>>587401960Anon, I think that you're misunderstanding the problem. This isn't a case of swedish incompetence. It is a case of swedish arrogance.Stratagem bouncing and hellpod steering problems are INTENTIONAL behavior on their part. They think that this is good design. They are PROUD of it. It is correct in their minds because they did it. The players unanimously hate it. Making a change would mean admitting that they were wrong, which they refuse to do. The "strike team" wasn't trying to fix the problem. They know, or should know, EXACTLY how to turn off the bouncing/steering problems. The team was trying to figure out how to make the community happy and shut up about the bouncing/steering without actually giving an inch of compromise on bouncing/steering.We are several months into their best plan: "Ignore it and hope that the community stops complaining about the bouncing and steering"
>Even my always positive YTers are quitting the gameIt's unironically over.
>>587426254I don't see any recent ohdough vids, I think we're still okay
>there are "people" here that watch hd2tuberswhat is wrong with you guys?
Shut up and post more ba sluts in heat
>pissing gasoline to your community at a time juncture where gta vi will suck in all the consoletroons and poe2 for pcKWAB scale on this lads?
>>587426809Nuclear, especially because the market is looking to butt in on Helldiver's gameplay style. Multiple clones incoming, and games like Darktide and SM2 keep updating.
fuck this im just gonna drive my station wagon through washington state till they give us back all mods (ALL of them, LUA injectors included)
>>587425863If you bought the game then you spent money on it
>>587411738Nothing if you simply transition and do your own thingEverything if you act like a politically captured retard who grooms children and shits up niche spaces
>>587427297it was gifted to me by a polish jew
>>587426790hot dogs general
>>587427297I got it from new year thread on /b/
>>587426790>sluts
>bans in a PvE game because of mods that make the game more fun
>>587428590It is because of super credits and I do not know why arrowhead is deciding to be vague about it instead of saying, "we want to stop super credit cheating." Unless they actually do mean all mods.
>>587426915Where the fuck are all these helldivers-likes????? I haven't seen a single announcement or trailer. As far as I can tell, devs are still on the hero shooter fad.
>>587423102welp
How can you "ban" a customer who paid for their copy?
>>587429070Youre too low IQ to understand
>>587428828super credit cheating could be done before modsit could be done during modsit can be done nowand it will literally also be done AFTER the banwave because they literally have to tweak a single valuethe CE method still works, for the recordif at any point you thought this was about SC cheating and not about restricting player agency then you are clinically retardedthey did not give a shit until we stopped having to deal with their bugs, their idea of balancing and their design space
>>587429603Watch out, you'll have legions of goyim to dispute this.
>>587429070>step 1: make them sign a contract saying they cannot sue you>step 2: don't stop them when they start doing things you don't approve of>step 3: ban them for things you don't approve of you never made clear>step 4: hope and pray that thing you had them signed doesn't get torn in half and you get anally raped by consumer protection laws
>>587429070You agreed to an EULA to not act like a brown retard.
Have we gone a whole thread with no snekposts?
>Trusting Arrowhead to program EAC to distinguish from an actual cheat to a cosmetic modlmao I cant wait for the waves of false flags.
>>587429882I'm going to publish a shitty AI game and then put in the EULA that you agree to give me all your property if you play the game. Bootlickers like this anon will defend it and I will make hundreds of pennies off of AIjeets.
>>587429882Not liking sw*des makes you brown now?
>>587429968I do not trust arrowhead to not ban people who have never used any kind of mods or joined a lobby with any kind of mods.
>>587429968EAC goes crazy even when it sees unrelated programs in your machine so good time incoming.
>>587429070the same way disneyland can revoke your lifetime pass for screaming nigger as you run through their park
>>587430251We already have reports and proof that it did when they introduced EAC. Tons of people got bricked or EAC blocking them for some stupid bullshit. That's not even going into the Linux users or the fact that it fucking disconnected Xbox players who couldn't even use mods.
YES BAN MESET ME FREE OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE AND PIECE OF SHIT SWEDESJANK
>>587430429Ironically, my game started working after the easy anti cheat update. It was broken since the release of the coyote.
>modtroons are getting the bootmight return desu
>>587430328I remember how someone told me that their game wouldnt open. Upon investigating, GameGuard wasnt uninstalled properly and EAC was tripping on GG and stopping the game from opening.
I've never used mods and don't plan to but I'm still mad
>they are going to let you carry C4 and another suport weapon at the same timeit was already better than AT launchers why
>>587430898I got that shit. I had to do the clean up that the Swiggers should have done.
>>587430903same, I was actually hoping they would implement some form of official mod support, because I didn't want to deal with the jank ass vibeslop modders were doingbut banning it completely? nah that's fucked
>>587430251AHS will start doing chud banwaves, bet.
>>587430813>come back>ruh roh you played in a modded lobby without knowing!/running a program that made EAC freak out!>hardware ban :3
Modders are literally RAPING the developer's vision and dream for the game and you're LAUGHING
The design space will continue to be limited until morale improves.
when has there ever been a non pvp game that banned people over modding
>>587428590I still don't really get why you have to say PvE game instead of multiplayer.
>>587431232modjeet nonsense>>587431316all rapists become the raped in the end. remember this
>>587431419Mostly only live-service titles that rely on cash cows.
>>587431419free to play slops (helldivers is not free to play).
>>587431430Because if it was multiplayer then everyone whose ever played this game wouldn't be able to play it aloneThey can thus it's not necessarily multiplayerBut it IS PvE
>>587431020the changes they make to weapons are always bizarre and have no logical explanation. They will do shit like buff damage on light pen weapons that already oneshot all light armor enemies and increase the sway of short ranged weapons to the point you can't hit enemies in melee. Shit is fucked.
>why can't AH just fix every problem with AIjeet coding like wholesum mcbringos did???
>>587431509ah that explains everything thenmods are not being banned because of muh design space or ruining player's experiencesits all about the money
>>587431679Well, why can't they?
>>587431679No, no really why can't they.
>>587431020Letting you do it with the solo silo makes sense because that weapon has enough downsides as is. Letting you do it with the c4 is lol. It is already a better recoilless versus anything within 50 meters.
>>587431680design soace refers to what they can sell in warbonds.For example, customizeable armor colors limit the design space because they can't sell you different colored armors of the same ability.
>>587431679They already have jeets coding for them, why not let AI jeets do it?
>>587431679Many bugs have been in the game for years why haven't AH fixed them?
>>587431020>>587431872C4+Nova will be downright disgusting, I can already tell
>vanillafaggot self ownsWatch, he's going to call everyone who asked a perfectly valid question "brown cheatjeets"
>>587431679>why can't AH just fix every problemWhy?????
wat?
>>587432404account logged for the banwave.
>>587432450literally not one single mod
>>587423102I crashed. Will rejoin.
>>587432605It was the third mission of the lobby, so we were done anyway.
>>587432569You think that matters lol?
>>587432404You probably need to clean the gameguard folder. Search the error code there should be a guide.
>>587432668Right. I should get some sleep. GGs
>>587426790
>>587432569Bro, there are reports of EZ tagging fucking tablet drivers. You are fucked.
>>587432920>>587432920>>587432920
>>587431771>>587431856>>587432023>>587432131>>587432285Arrowhead Game Studios cannot simply use AI to fix its development issues because its core bottlenecks involve a discontinued game engine, complex gameplay testing, and strict creative policies. While CEO Shams Jorjani has voiced support for finding a "middle ground" on using AI tools to boost production efficiency, generative AI cannot solve the deep technical debt or design challenges facing Helldivers 2.Technical & Engine Constraints• An obsolete game engine. Helldivers 2 runs on Autodesk Stingray, a proprietary engine discontinued in 2018. One point of agreement among users on Steam Community is that working with an abandoned engine makes identifying and fixing code issues much harder. Modern AI coding assistants rely on massive public training data, meaning they lack reliable knowledge of Stingray's outdated architecture.• Fragile interconnected systems. In complex live-service games, changing one variable often breaks unrelated mechanics. Using AI to auto-generate code patches on a customized engine risks introducing severe crashes, memory leaks, or anti-cheat conflicts.Gameplay & Testing Bottlenecks• Playtesting cannot be automated away. Long-standing bugs like Stratagem bouncing and Hellpod steering require extensive human playtesting across varied mission scenarios before release, as noted in a Simulation Daily report. AI cannot replicate the unpredictable ways millions of players interact with physics and terrain.• Game balance requires human feel. Players frequently criticize overtuned enemies and weapon adjustments based purely on spreadsheet data. Determining whether a weapon feels fun or fair requires human judgment rather than automated algorithms.
>>587423102gg
>>587431679>le ai bad because... it just is ok?Claude is really good at codingThey should try it sometime
>>587433140good morning, sir
>>587433937>Likes AI vibecoding>Doesn't like AI answersCurious.
>likes salt on his fries>doesn't like salt in his milkcurious
>>587413285big boom funbig boom kill factory strider and vox engine anywhere
>food analogylol
>>587434994>>587341258
>>587433209Would have been nice if it hadn't crashed. I'll try toning things down a bit and testing it for stability.
>>587435274>>587434994
>>587427659>hot dogs general
heartthrob dames general
