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Do the rumors say anything about news soon?
>>587342862Monke ???
>>587342862
>>587344740
New Boris stratRape Karl
>>587346779Didn't workHe just raped me back after taking Altdorf
3Ktorrentbro.. Status update?
THE MOCKING WATCHERRRRRRWE WENT THERE
undead general
>>587348754I'm still here.Was busy wageslaving through the night in a rainstorm.
>>587349878Go get yourself killed, kthx.
>>587350106Nyo
587350487One less, hideous and bald troon is what the world needs. Stop being so selfish and remove yourself from this life.
>>587344047Reminds me I have to print my Man o' War ships...
love those perfect mangonel shots that barbecue 80 men at once
Support Owlcat games for 40kinos
Oh yeah, the other thread ended..>>587294110ze lady.. yeah..You do realize that Sir Mordred was revived by the lady to kill King Arthur? He turned into a horrible nightmare and the lady brought back the one who originally killed him to kill him again.But to keep it somewhat Warhammer I changed the lore to where Khorne brought him back to watch his anger grow and get his revenge while the lady brought back Arthur in form of the green knight.And it makes for a more interesting faction with khorne and bret units together instead of just another bret dude with horses.I suggest you play King Arthur Knights Tale to see what your lady is up to.Oh and, within Warhammer lore, it has happened many times that a Lord assembled his knights and went against other lords and the crown. Lords and their Knights are not sworn to the lady. It's only Grail Knights, Grail Guardians and the magic tavern wenches. But even then, if the lady has an issue with the crown holder, she would send those very units to take down the kingdom and seize the crown.So you are a fake bret fan, anon-sama.
So let me get this straight. There's a whole board for strategy called >>>/vst/ but we aren't allowed there because Warhammer made Total War an RPG franchise, but >>>/vrpg/ won't let us in either?? So we're stuck in >>>/vg/ with all the gachas that aren't good enough for a >>>/vmg/ presence??
>>587353529We make pseudo ragebait hate threads on /v/ and shitpost there, brother
>>587353529What kind of fucked up meds are you on?
>>587353529Afraid so
>>587353409Why would I support Owlcat after the allegations
>>587346779Changeling...Is it gay to rape Changeling?
Depends. Is gay sex gay?
Taking or giving?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3837212899LolLmaoTrailerbros...?
>>587355605>memreader PlusHELLL NOOOThat shit gives any mod low level memory access which is enough to take over your entire system. That goes beyond hiding some lil bitcoin miner inside a mod. That is straight up system control. Executing code, changing system settings, loading shit onto the system, hooking anything they want.. that's asinine.Fuck right off.
>>587348637TOMORROWCOMESSSSS
>>587353529Buddy there is a thread from April on the first page of /VST/ right now. We would be by far the most active general there, except we wouldn't because no one goes to that board.
>>587355605>he remembers tiny details from 11 years ago
>>587355605The thing is the engagement range outside the walls would need to be way bigger for this to be worth doing
>>587357707
>>587357707Zhao Ming
>>587357424Unlike us... they remember their history...
>>587357707People are way too obsessed with race, there are Chads and manlets in eitherIt's why women will never give a fuck
>>587353492>You do realize that Sir Mordred *anime babble*
>>587358967Anime?Oh no.. anon is retarded.. This is not anime https://store.steampowered.com/app/1157390/King_Arthur_Knights_Tale/
>>587353529/gsg/ lost
>>587359068I have a hard time remembering the last time I've seen anyone using the stories of roundtable without being a DARK SUBVERSION WOAHOAHOAHWOAHWOW!
/qa/ won
>>587359228Well yeah they wonNot /gsg/ though
>>587359181Dark subversion? what ya mean
>>587359068Is this game any goodI heard good things>Same guys that made the Van Helsing ARPG and the 40k ARPG (thats 100gb all install for some reason just i bought that shit)
>>587359068>anime babble, not Japan>>587360048I heard it's good but it looks pretty simplistic from screenshots. I've been meaning to try it
>>587360048It has excellent combat but it's pretty damn hard. The game has perma death for all companions and just losing some life means you gotta leave em behind to heal which can be crippling.Clearly has the AA instead of AAA feeling but it doesn't bother me. Has some amazing cinematics too.. and I love how everyone speaks. >>587360326I will cut your dick off.
Nicu, I finally got my own mechanic UI!.. tho it hangs over the skulls number.. which I gotta fix somehow..But it works!
>AI slaaneshi seduces a good unit when launching a settlement battle>select encircle and launch the attack again>they seduce nothingWhere is the line between exploit and not enabling the AI's retarded behavior?
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY?NEWS IN A FEW HOURS HOLY SHIT
>>587361249it's 9:46am I just woke up
>>587361249already killed myself bcs no mail
>>587361249this entire website is dying
>>587362107t. post 2015 fag
>>587356641>That shit gives any mod low level memory access which is enough to take over your entire systemAnon, sincerely, u are moronAny mod can do this natively and in complete secrecy without any dependenciesSo if u think not being subscribed to that dumpster fire of mod, makes you safe, you are mistakenYou might as well stop using mods altogether and stick with vanilla
>>587362414No it can't. Next.
Whenever passfag says something with confidence I just assume the opposite is true. It has been true so far.
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure workshop mods go through some kind of automated check to ensure they aren't malware etc.
>>587362768Well that's the issue with memreader. Usually, mods are only allowed to operate inside their own sandbox of the game engine, they cannot access anything on your machine, can't read your memory, can't hook or execute anything and have CA's own cut down Lua script.Memreader widens that Lua library to allow any function like a hook, can scan and edit your memory.So with a Memreader mod, that thing can silently make a https call to download whatever it desires from a server. While you are playing that thing can download you an army of bitcoin miners onto your system. It can also load countless other DLLs that do god knows what.. In theory, I believe it is possible for someone to silently throw the memreader into his own mod to fuck you in the ass but that takes brain and being chinese.If you willingly get memreader and then sub to all those mods that use it, you've got a hundred assholes who can fuck u in the ass with a single silent update. Steam doesn't ask if you wanna update your mods, it just does and next time u start ur game you are deadn.
>>587363537 pussy
>cheats
>>587363603In a world where people like that SFO dude exist, I'm not touching memreader. All it takes is for someone to insult him, he has melty and reks everyone's system.And the guy who made that wall cannon mod is using 10 different AIs while openly whining at CA.. in his words>I MADE IT OUT OF SPITEU wanna trust an underage feisty teen like that?Well go ahead..
>>587362768They arent - how would valve even spot malware signatures in obfuscated DLLs without AI scanning the modsThey do scans games if u are game dev releasing game on their store, but not mods on Workshop>>587362446>>587363537you do realize that since memreader is on steam and u didnt have to download anything third-party, any mod can literally load any DLLs they want? even system ones?>If you willingly get memreader and then sub to all those mods that use it, you've got a hundred assholes who can fuck u in the ass with a single silent updatean attacker wouldnt even bother with memreader at all - why implement sockets for http calls in assembly while you have far easier optionsos.execute for RCE / payload executionor just package.loadlib kernel32 DLL for stealthy execution, or any other system DLL
Finally my math works out. I dunno what the fuck I did before..But it kinda worms me that it doesn't have tech inside.. but there isn't Order faction tech.. it's just for random races.. that'd be a huge headache to present in a way that makes sense.>>587364060I do, no idea why you are replying to me tho.
>>587363705pusssyyyyyy
>>587364875
>kitbashed a single lord using AI and now he thinks he can school /twg/ on the nature of cheatsPassfag is such a dork~
>>587365626ntw but where's the pic of the kitbash? I like 3d models...
>>587365626Not hard to know more than you guys. 70% of you have an intelligence lower than me and I'm fucking retarded and have diagnosed autism.
It's uphttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3669620/Warhammer_Survivors/Where we dropping boys?
>>587366653I don't understand these games. Don't they just play themselves pretty much? What's the appeal?
>>587366653What the fuck is a bullet heaven? And why does it look older than warcraft 2
>>587366708Guess they had to call it bullet heaven since 2hu already took bullet hell. And the graphics are just deliberate boomerbait.
So many 40k games coming out nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKccIqfBskc
>>587366783Hm.. apparently no, it's an actual genre. I have never heard of a bullet heaven before and I love halls of torment.
>>587366826So excited for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gykXY1dkbg
>>587365626This post made PassBITCH dilate..
>>587366826DoW 4, RT DLC and Dark Heresy all look goodWarhammer Survivirs is a fun pass time game for work when we're not doing anything
>>587366826This is all that's left Chaosgate (which looks cool)Skaven Mark of the Ninja (which also looks cool)
>>587367428It's over...
It'll be cool seeing how CA TW 40K will tie in with all the smaller games in fun ways. Since Total War is the biggest game it sort of becomes the "mothership" of the franchise.
>>587367428>when the only interesting thing on a list is age of smegmar rats
>>587367691I doubt they will do much, maybe just little easter eggs if even thatTitus will get a DLC pack because he's THE guy now Calum getting a DLC pack would be really really cool but i doubt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSTmSS2pZkcRe-enactor vs Rome 2
>>587367804By year two every new GW release will have a synchronous release in TW40kFirst GW dictating what CA should implementThen CA influencing GW's directionI don't want to sound too optimistic but it's entirely possible today's CA artists will be tomorrow's GW figurine trendsetters
>>587367710They're just like the rats you know. Out of the armies that carried over from one game to the other the skaven are the most 1:1 in terms of what they're all about.
>>587368508I don't think that's a bad thing. I always liked rats and snikch. I wonder what he's slaughtering nowadays in aos.
>>587368625ohNONONONO
>>587368710I dunno what your cringy text is supposed to tell me but I am aware that GW writes lore maybe once a blood moon cause they are lazy. Still wondering what he's murdering rn.
>>587368508They're more anime now.
>>587369176Impressive that a human writer came up with this.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834537515
>>587369176BE'LAKOR MENTIONED
>>587369974Being this based should be illegal
*breathes in*
*sharts*
>>587369974He's so gay (gayer) now..
>>587370269>>587369974https://files.catbox.moe/luq19d.jpg
I know Kislev's beary bearness and icy frostiness is contentious, divisive, and controversial, but do you think Kislev is fun?
Easiest VC to learn?Vladdio?
Be'lakor exists in 40k as well right
>>587370823they are all easy mode
>Try out the Bretonnia mod every is faffing about as being good, by turn 60 I own all of araby and and am actively pushing my way through the borderlands having killed every tombking, daemon, and vampire between me and Sylvania>Wonder if Bretonnia is just that strong and I've been playing them wrong>Boot up the same campaign without the "bretonnia rework">Turn 54 I've only barely gotten the area west of the nile in checkWhy is every Bretonnia rework so fucking OP?>>587370823Vlad is probably the easiest, and also the most forgiving since he starts with a really strong settlement and has a few avenues of expansion upon him.There are a couple of ways to get cucked, but generally he's really good.Mannfred is also solid for learning, but has the issue that you would be playing Mannfred.
>>587370861Yes but rather than being the special guy with the special job of putting the special hat on the special boy, he's basically just another (extra powerful) prince. He didn't really get to do anything for the longest time, until a few years ago when he stole a planet.
>>587370592Katarin is still one of my fav campaigns in the game. I hate the first 15 turns tho. Its always the same ratshit.
>>587371268Good. What a dickhead. Wish a tyranid would eat him!
>>587370823Any of them except Neferata. Mannfred might have the fewest frills to get to know, but his starting position can be challenging since some of his neighbors can be very tenacious and there are few chokepoints to fall back on.I'd say it's a tossup between Vlad and Kemmler, leaning towards Vlad. They both have decent starts and many potential allies close by. And Vlad has the benefit of not only starting in one of the best settlements on the map, I think he also has one of the most powerful starting armies in the game. Plus Vlad gets vanguard deployment so you don't have to wait to get into melee, so that's one of VC's greatest weaknesses taken care of just with your choice of lord. And he can be upgraded to the point where he's near unkillable so he's very forgiving of rookie mistakes.
God I love hokuro ryuuseigun..>>587371015The first rule of timmy's mod naming scheme is; Rework, Improvement, Balance, and sometimes Fix translate to "I added busted shit".
>average Tuesday for Kislev
>>587371968>Mannfred might have the fewest frills to get to know, but his starting position can be challenging since some of his neighbors can be very tenacious and there are few chokepoints to fall back on.Should add that his "short" victory conditions take quite a bit more time to achieve than most so there's a risk of just growing bored.
>>587372643Sissy Empire "men" could never understand.
>>587372812Indeed. While I slay all manner of horrid beasts they cower behind their walls and pretend nothing is happening just outside their borders.
>>587372643The forces of Chaoz attacked Kyslev with deathshriek rockets again...
>>587373058>[YouTube] Falling Asleep With Your Lover After Moving In | soft cuddles + kisseserm
>>587373058I think you copied the link from the wrong tab, bro...
The Ogre lads have carried the early game. Honorary kislevites.
guys did you see that video on youtube?
So this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9LArKqLcVQHas me thinking a bit about what different players expect out of the Total War campaign experience. I'm going to guess there are two camps.>I want other factions to act like their lore dictates. Pure, authentic, lore friendly behaviour. >I want other factions to act like they would if a player was controlling them, as if this was a great board game with 200 playersWhich camp are you in?
>>587373324>>587373424No fucking way. Holy FUCK that's funny. I hope you find love some day!
>>587304659Tyranids are LizardmenTyranid warrior -> SaurusGaunts -> Skinkare a direct equivalentsSlanni as a separate faction will be back too sooner or later because GW is in nostalgia pandering mode and brought back and refreshed almost everything now. Entirely possible they will be in TW40k given that it will be expanded and bloated for 10+ years including everything from Forge World stuff to present and updated with new tabletop content that is yet to be releasedHrud were meant to worship an Old One. Maybe they could merge Slanni and Hrud into one faction.
>poorest mayor of Kislev's most rural outhouseTrue sons of the Motherland understand that it provides all the riches any man could ask for. Dainty, coddled southerners in their squalid towns will never be wise to this.
I cannot even begin to describe the filth that started pouring from the far north. Good thing I have pictures.
Why is it called "Motherland" if the personification of the land is a giant male bear?>>587374087Can't see shit.
nonono CA DO SOMETHING!? GRAAACE!!
>>587374249>GRAAACEShe's dead, bro.
>>587374210Same, night fight. Did the best to clean it up but believe it or not it was much worse.
>>587374249kino
>>587374087>>587374313cant see shit yo
>>587374371Turn the brightness up.
Uh wtf?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3837290432
>>587373424I'm definitely closer to lore camp. But it doesn't have to be 100% pure. I don't like it when the AI is playing optimally, or perfectly, because factions in the lore wouldn't be acting optimally or perfectly. Or if they do play optimally, it's not fun. Take beastmen for example. It's optimal for them to avoid my armies, hide, act like cunts, and raze all my small settlements without facing me in battle. This is what a good player would do. But this isn't fun. It's fucking annoying. >skill issuei don't care. It's not fun or engaging to deal with.
>>587374756based chinks
>>587374249SHARE PLS AAAAAAA THATS SO COOL
>>587374756be the white man the chinese want you to be
>give me money or it's warDirty empire extortionist dog.
>>587374971Just nafo being nafo, nothing out of the ordinary
>more urban and more rural than Empire>better gunpowder than Empire>more ethnically diverse than Empire>more wealthy than Empire>more ancient wizarding tradition than Empire>physically more powerful people than Empire>better navy than Empire>more united than EmpireWhat doesn't Kislev do better than the Empire?
>>587375369kyislyiv has a navy?
>>587375369>What doesn't Kislev do better than the Empire?Aesthetics
>>587373424As >>587374792 said for basically all of the same reasons.The whole point of Total Warhammer is the fantasy of simulating your favorite Warhammer characters/nations/etc.You can either make that about just doing their greatest hits (fun but lacks replayability) or about "This is how I'd handle their situation" which requires the AI to also act how the other characters in the setting would act.Generally I think the diplomacy/interaction system needs a major overhaul to reflect that, but that's more of a different discussion.
>>587375369Not sure about the gunpowder. In the game it's lacking compared to Empire. Kislev's roster is lacking in general. Good thing there are mods.
>>587353409can't wait for her to cuck me for a space farmer
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3756260406>Suddenly you can put necromancer lords/heroes in all of your vampcunt garrisons to make them not shitWOAH MY GOD
>>587376049I can't believe this option wasn't in the games until now. A few more mods and It will feel like Heroes 3 3D edition.
>>587374249Our assassins were already dispatched to your location
>>587375641Averland doesn't even have forests, it's not truly Imperial.
>>587375475Erengrad is one of the great port cities of the Old World, ahead of L'Anguille and Bordeleaux and Magritta, and only second to Marienburg.
(You) told me there would be news today. Why did (You) lie?
>>587376049I don't like it. Vampire garrisons are supposed to be shit.
>>58737716915 more minutes!!!!
Emperor Franz, please send your Free Companies and Helstorm Rocket Batteries of compassion! Kislev suffers under the yoke of tyranny. My people, my Motherland, my Orthodox bear cubs, yearns for freedom!
>>587379969No
>>587380150>is a wizard>literally conjures ice to skate around>actual legimitate head of state>hair isn't greasy and falling out (bro kostaltyn get rid of that shit)>prettier>katarin mogs kostaltyn so severely it isn't funny. he's volkmar, but ugly and in a faction less people like
>playing SKARBRAND>killing some FUCKING ORCS>FAGASH DECLARES WAR ON ME>MARCH ALL THE WAY DOWN SOUTH>LOSE MY AWESOME WIN STREAK BONUS>KHORNE FORGIVE ME>NAGASH HAS 4 FULL STACK ARMIES AND I HAVE ONLY 1>ARHKAN SACKS A SETTLEMENT>IM SO FUCKING MAD>KILL HIM, MAIM HIM, TAKE HIS SKULL>MARCH THROUGH THE UNDEAD SWAMPS>RAZE ZANDRI FOR KHORNE>HE BLESSES ME WITH ANOTHER ARMY>I TAKE THE NEXT SETTLEMENT>ANOTHER BLESSED BLOOD HORDE>ONE OF FAGASH'S ARMIES SNEAKS BEHIND ME AND TAKES TWO SETTLEMENTS> I DO NOT CARE!!!>CRUSH TWO MORE FULL STACK ARMIES AND RAISE A THIRD BLOOD HORDE>FAGASH, HIDING IN HIS PYRAMID LIKE A BITCH>FOUR ARMIES OF INCREASINGLY ANGRY KHORNATE DAEMONS BELOWING HIS NAMEOnce my work meeting is done, I will SKULLFUCK FAGASH
>>587353492>Weeb ranting about this "Arthur" and "mordred" guys when there is no such characters in the lore>Implying a dishonorable knight who the lady would not approve of would have the throne in the first place. Louen is the most chivalrous servant of the lady and would never betray her much less contradict her.>Implying DISHONORABLE knights who betray their king and lady are the same as those who sip of ze Grail.>Implying ze lady would stoop so low as to commit necromancy Ze filthy foreign false god you call khorne as well as your cathayan picture shows has clouded your mind and driven you mad peasant. Hold still while I penetrate you with my GLORIOUS BRETONNIAN LANCE!
>>587382151I don't wanna do this LARP, I'm playing Etrian Odyssey.
>>587380449Don't forget scoring with steppe wheyfu/goth vampire.
>N button zooms in cameraSince fucking when? Has this always been around?
>>587382151>>Implying a dishonorable knight who the lady would not approve of would have the throne in the first placeThere's been at least one instance of a king being deposed by the Lady's authority. King Ballaume the Brave, removed by the Grail Knights of his own court at the command of the Fay Enchantress, and subsequently banished from the land. Why it happened is anyone's guess, but it's a thing.
>>587382854Neither of them swing that way.
>>587383042yes
Modders are literally making warhammer 4 as we speak and making ca look like fucking retarded apes basically and it's based
>>587383604Says who?
>>587383042Wait until you select a unit in battle and hit Insert.
>>587384214Only if they still let you follow projectiles fired by infantry.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834537515She looks like she fucks empire men
>>587385749Yeah, me.
>>587379213>
>>587375369>Believing Kyislevvv propaganda.
>>587386235You don't even speak German.
>>587374249My wives boyfriend will love this
I want a beastmen start in Cathay so bad bros
I assume they don't actually make enemies rampage like they used to, CA just forgot to remove the "Madness of Khaine" text?
>>587386607Ape-Men soon
>>587382151bodied that freak
>>587386607Gors (Nan-Gau Schematics) soon
>>587387587Most terrifying footage I've seen all month
>>587386409The Empire speaks Reikspiel actually.
>>587387587Beastmannii are too chaospilled to use firearms of any kind.
>>587386607God he's so fucking hot
>>587383274>King Ballaume the BraveI'm looking up this guy now. He's the ONLY king to actually get the boot so you would think he did something really bad, but not really. His whole story is kinda fucked. Apparently he harbored some doubts about the fay enchantress and thought that she might be making bretonnia weaker then conveniently fay enchantress senses belekor might be corrupting him so she preemptively kicks him out for being spiritually wanting.He then wanders over to mordhiem pissed as hell with his brother and becomes an immortal mercenary.
Lost technology...
>>587388432machine spirit empowered archaeologists are digging everything up
>>587383274>>587388117Oh and the best part? After Morgiana is done pulling a kgb she goes ahead and erases everyone's memories of the incident ever occuring.
>>587388117Anon I know where you got that from and I can tell you right now that you're reading literal fanfiction created for a facebook community contest.
>>587386607Play Lokhir Fellheart for your fantasies of raping Cathayan women
>>587389121Fanfiction > literally no lore at all > end times
>>587390098But I don't want to play drucucks.
>>587364060> u do realize that since memreader is on steam and u didnt have to download anything third-party, any mod can literally load any DLLs they want? even system ones?>If you willingly get memreader and then sub to all those mods that use it, you've got a hundred assholes who can fuck u in the ass with a single silent updatean attacker wouldnt even bother with memreader at all - why implement sockets for http calls in assembly while you have far easier optionsos.execute for RCE / payload executionor just package.loadlib kernel32 DLL for stealthy execution, or any other system DLL”””””Is this an issue for loonix which proton makes a fake windows directory for? Classic virus on Linux is kinda rare
>>587385749Too far the other way
>>587357502Just get the shots off and then wheel them out.
>>587375369there are five stages on the Empirekek to Kislevchad pipelineDenial>Empire is still the best faction! it's all Kislev propaganda!Anger>THERE ARE TOO MANY BEARS AND TOO MUCH ICE! I'M SO MAD!!!!Bargaining>i-if I recruit Teutogen Guard, my frontline will be just as tough as Kislev's! I don't even need Tzar Guard...Depression>it's so over... Empire was always meant to suck... Acceptance>Glory to Ursun and the Tzarina! By Our Blood!
>>587391335This is bear propaganda fuelled by ice madness.
>>587388432Useless technology only made to annoy the player.When the AI sieges, it never flood through the gate. We also only get one defensive siege battle per year cause that scenario just never really happens. We players have to play 500 sieges per day tho and many factions rely on infantry so it just fucks us in the ass and adds absolutely nothing to the game.Just go siege with one less infantry unit and u get the same result.Useless trash mod.
So what's the latest TCALUK fuck up?
>6 legendary lords>5 factions>2 reworks>1 faction mechanicWhen and how are they getting out of this?
>>587386619I have been using them since wh2 and I forgot they could even do that. I wish I had paid more attention to updates over time.
>>587380449>>hair isn't greasy and falling out (bro kostaltyn get rid of that shit)He might have one of those cases where the shape of his skull would legitimately make it look even worse.
>>587393028I never used that interface and I went to turn 90 I think.I wanted to use it once but saw it takes a special resource so I just didn't.
>>587353529Other Warhammer games have threads there. We can make /vst/ thread, which would be in an extremely bad taste since we would flood and rape entire board. Passcuck alone is cancer here and would be insufferable on a slow board like /vst/In fact once TW40k releases it's very likely that TWW will form natural general there
>6,000,000,000 DLCs>4 legendary lords>1 rework>1 faction mechanicGIVE ME CONTENT RAA ROO
>>587393563I can keep entire boards alive by myself, heh.All your /twg/ belong to me.
Why are there no wizards in Kislev? Ice witches, frost maidens, ice guard, and hags are all female.
>>587394676Katarin forces all male kislevite wizards to become femboys
>>587394676By tradition they kill or at least exile all male magicians. I think if Katarin/central government are the ones to catch them before the locals deal with them, they just send them to the Empire's colleges of magic and tell them to not come back.
>>587375369Being fun to play ?
>>587395013I thought it was the Empire's thing to dress their wizards up in skirts?
>>587394676DEs, Brets and Kislevites kill their male spellcasters.
>>587388432Siege Rework (in two months at the latest) will have this ...
>>587395206Why is her lesbian witch sabbath exempted?
>play nagash with intent to map paint>defeat the chaos invasion and long victory at like turn 110>sit there looking at the boardAm I really gonna put 200 more turns into painting the map?I feel like I’ve seen the whole show of the faction. Yes I didn’t turn the whole map into land of the dead or 100% the pyramid, but I had my fun.Don’t know why bowing out now makes me almost feel like a quitter.Very fun race after the 2 updates tho.
>>587395539Brets send theirs to the Lady, or to the Colleges of Magic if they have enough money. Their fate is unknown, I don't think End Times sheds any light on it.
>>587382151>Weeb ranting about this "Arthur" and "mordred" guys when there is no such characters in the lore
>>587395596steiner.......
would a TW: WW2 work?
>>587393698Sarcastically: Boohoo :^/
How many of the memreader/vibecode mods have you been using?I got charge bonus timer, which honestly I don’t even look at too much.Forcepath gates is A+ tho.Also importing all the kill animations I have, but I was playing undead so the effect has been marginal. I’ll see how it looks in my next run.
>>587395935It could be great. Could CA do it? They probably will at some point, but I wouldn't have much hope atm of them delivering a good product
The cute old days...
>>587395641So basically Kislev (the land itself, not the country) really favors female spellcasters and they're the ones that get to learn the lores of ice, tempest, hags, etc. without much risk. Males, for some reason, get overtaken by Chaos at a much, much higher rate. That's why Kislev has a tradition of female spellcasters and of getting rid of the male ones.
>>587396163Azhag is staring through forever.
Lmao, I thought Miao jobbed to Chaos, instead she lost to Rebels
>>587396356Yeah but he's not really understanding much of what he's seeing.
>>587395935Yes. If they can do 40k, they can do WW2. Just like Relic did it
>>587394676Magic is Female
>>587396461
>>587396689The Supreme PATRIARCH would beg to differ.
GOREDlev sluts being prickly today eh?
>>587388432Kino.Someday holding walls will be worthwhile in warhams...
>>587395935>Faction trailer: Wehrmachthttps://files.catbox.moe/yzr67e.webm
>>587398487
>>587398487>Germany faction trailer>do you want TOTAL WAR?
>>587397754I don't get this take that they aren't worth holdingJust keeping towers online can fuck up so much if the towers aren't t1
>>587398487bros, why is it always a brown person from Latin America posting this kind of nazi shit?
>>587398827it really would've been better without all the modern images in it too, sad
>>587398827Take a wild fucking guess Anon
>>587398487I found my main.
>>587398827>brownHe's from Argentina thoughever
>>587393698you have 2-3 faction mechanics and get trickle-down units with practically every chaos dlc, don't pretend that you're starving
>>587398980...
>>587396403Dissenter Lords rise UPTHROW OFF DRACONIC OPPRESSIONTHE MANDATE OF HEAVEN HAS PASSED TO A NEW DYNASTY
>>587395968chaosh faosh
>>587398980a classic
is rushing tamurkhan still good for archaon? since you also inherit his heroes then maybe it would be better for him to grow first?
>>587374971
>>587395968Add OoD, ToD and LoET plz.
>>587396163
>>587403153
>>587396403Bratty hag of Nan-Gaun NEED correction!
>>587399106>you have 2-3 faction mechanicsTaurox has his juggernaut meter thingy, what else is there?
>>587403153Norsca bros ...
Oxyotl got some ludicrous juice
>>587398635True, towers are disgustingly good, I held a chaos stack with a herald just with a garrison turtling one victory point, though it helped that half their army just sat in front of the walls for 15 min or so
total wegh
>>587406378I look like this but I don't say this
>>587406428why not
>>587395935It already existshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3315602160
>>587407961Enough is enough
>>587408231back then modding had SOVL
>>587362595Passcute*>>587365626Passcute*
Came back to total war to play Thanquol and having a lot of fun. I like how the scheme armies are full of random shit and you need to make use of what you have, forces me to use tactics or units I may not normally use. Would be cool if there was a moulder leader though just to fill in those final gaps in the roster
>Capture a section of map, only one enemy across a watergap who who makes peace with me>Cool, move armies to deal with other areas>As soon as my armies are 5 turns away he declares on me againWHY IS THE AI LIKE THIS
>>587409075trans*
>>587391335KISLEV IS THE MOST IMPORTANT KINGDOM IN THIS WORLD!!!THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!TZARINA KATARIN
Unironically Tileans put together are stronger than Kyislev
>>587409192>Why did the AI make an intelligent strategic decision and make me insecure and look retarded in front of my peersSP-lets are hilarious, how do you get outsmarted by vibe-coded algos?
>>587409740If he wasn't at war with three other factions I'd be less bothered by it, but none of them are attacking him, his number of settlements haven't changed since the turn he made peace with me.So the AI basically turned off until it was determined that it was a good time to fuck with me.
>>587409851Seems he waited for them to fall into similar lulls, master gambit
thanks for the superchat
>n'kari got a new faction effect while I wasn't lookingI feel like this isn't the first time this happened, who even plays this guy?
Total War Zelda
Total War Ram Ranch
How will fantasoids cope when 40k BVLLS conquer this general?
>>587412324impotently seethe about it while hypocritically pretending fantasoys didn't do the exact same thing to histsoys
>>587412324Same people
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>587412547>pretending fantasoys didn't do the exact same thing to histsoys
>>587412573kwab!
>>587412573This is going to be HUGE on Nintendo Switch 2™
>>587410750What new effect?
>>587412547sex with that space elf
>>587412573popularest strategy game in bharat
>>587412573KEK this is 1::1 what histkeks said about fantasoy
>>587413682>"we have Shadowheart at home.">Shadowheart at home:
Has anybody ITT ever gotten over choice paralysis? I have more fun thinking about playing Warhammer than actually playing it
>>587413682
>>587415347Claude, put me to sleep for 38k years. Max effort. No mistakes!
News!https://www.youtube.com/live/_yUt22jy5JY?si=SzdbGLQ0NYkS2gxIChadtek is LIVE in Scotland!
>>587414995Whenever I get like this I play a baby faction for retards like Orcs or Khorne
>>587414043Oh, Malys got a miniature?Really like the braid, but the face looks kinda dopey.
>>587415865>the face looks kinda dopey.don't look up her official artdon't look up her official artdon't look up her official art
Hold up, when did they update Khatep's skill effects? I don't remember this from any patch notes. He can slap Mastery of Elemental Winds on liche priests now
>>587415691>open video>some guy yelling at basedtek that warhammer is sexist and needs to be fixedyou don't say
>>587415463Fact: Your red haired Drukhari gf is already born and grown up.
I wish I were a hot lady's frog.
>>587415691Just imagine if Sotek put the same energy into Scottish independence as he did into turning Texas blue ...
>>587416538That seems kind of evil.
>>587406378
>>587415865
>>587416538Fact: Magic Toad are actually a units they may add in Bretonnia rework (re using Nurgle Toads models and animations).
>>587417064What happens if ze lady kisses them?
>>587416654It's not evil if the Fay Enchantress does it.
>>587417064>>587417396She can't keep getting away with it!
Bretonnian bros ....https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/pncgtigd/explore-the-desert-with-a-new-arcane-journal/
>>587417584:^)
>>587416538>>587417064I would much rather have a giant snail.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3509420334
>>587417741She should get a polymorph spell which functions like an execution for single entity units with <15% HP or something.
Bretonnian lord & hero skill trees are sad to look at. I mean not counting the legendaries they only have a choice between two types of generic lords and heroes, and none of those have a unique skill line between them. Bananas.
>>587416170>some guy yelling at basedtek that warhammer is sexist and needs to be fixedThat's Andy Law. And he's always been making sure Warhammer Fantasy is a good setting
>>587417924If nothing else I think she, the prophetesses and the damsels should get mastery of elemental winds like all of Cathay's non-feline spellcasters get. Greater arcane conduit would also be appropriate for Fay.
>>587418403I think spiritually the people of Kislev have always yearned to be compassionately annexed by Ostland and Ostermark.
>Sotek and Andy talking about Malfoid
>>587417924She used to have a spell for that back in the very olden days of the '90s. She had a slate of spells that were wholly unique to her.
>>587413214Conversion of nearby lords
Does Wurrzag have any use for goblin units?
>>587417584
>>587417924Nagash turn characters he kill into Wight King.
>>587421046the resulting wight kings are so shit it made me never recruit a wight king the rest of the campaign. Banshees mog them so hard
>>587419156brat correction...
>>587417396>>587420357>bretonnia doesn't use male wizards because the fay enchantress will get jealous and toads themdeepest lore
>Bretonnia was accused of being too noblebright for the setting>So GW made them stupidly dark in places to compensate despite the whole point being they're cartoonishly good/backwards>Then GW kind of back-tracked and kind of didn't because they couldn't be fuckedIt's amazing that the Tau managed to dodge step 3 there.
>>587417182Lore mention >>587419298 / >>587420357 you have to be kissed by the "fairest girl in the village" to be saved.But other lore (see pic) seems to indicate that it's not just about physical beauty.
>>587421479
>>587410750Added last year with ToD.
>>587419298>"Girdle of Gold" is not a real Item but just an unlockable skill in gameFix! Rework! Update! Now!
>>587418403Am I supposed to think this is woke or something? This just looks like good world-building.
Claude, make me an image of Daniel on a piece of paper being printed from a photocopier and title it "Daemon Prints". No mistakes.
>>587419298Another spell that transforms you into a frog was also in the 8th edition in the "Storm of Magic" supplement (for all Bretonnian wizards this time).
>>587417064That's bullshit but I believe it.
What did Tzeentch mean by this?
I wish Bretonnia was bigger. Kemmler starts in the mountains and can walk to the beach in like 2 turns. Causing an undead apocalypse over there feels less like bringing down a kingdom and more like knocking over a mailbox.
Which one of you ...
>>587414995>Has anybody ITT ever gotten over choice paralysis?Just play a different race every time. That's what I do.Just played the Dark Elves? Can't play the Dark Elves until you've played a campaign for every other race in the game.
>>587429648Trans George Floyd in the Dogs of War DLC or riot.
>>587416582>the Celtic Lords of Scotland>in 1080 AD
Consider the following:>Galrauch + Chaos Emperor Dragons.
>>587430063Are Scots not Celtics people ?
Claude sama ...https://www.moddb.com/mods/galactic-civil-war-rise-of-the-empire
>>587431214norsca looks cooler here..
>>587431214No thanks.
>we got TW Star Wars before 40K
>>587430336No.
>>587431214https://www.moddb.com/mods/galactic-civil-war-rise-of-the-empireIs this your mod? There's zero comments.
>making a scifi mod for histfagscurious
>>587431762No, just saw it on r*ddit
>>587432425>watch this scene on YT>Hayden visibly has to slow himself down so the incompetent nigger portraying Ahsoka can keep up, the fight looks like complete dogshit as a result Can't believe people paid to watch this shit.
>>587366826Remember when GW hated games and lost out on big licensing bucks when Blizzard rebranded their own WHF and WH40k games as Warcraft and Starcraft
>>587418224>Bretonnian lord & hero skill trees are sad to look at. I mean not counting the legendaries they only have a choice between two types of generic lords and heroes, and none of those have a unique skill line between them. Bananas.Personally, I've always liked Dwarf Thanes' skills like Keeper of the Gate/Ironbeard/Wanderer. https://totalwarhammerplanner.com/planner/vanilla3/dwf_dwarfs/wh2_main_skill_node_set_dwf_thaneI'd love to see Bretonnian heroes get skill trees that can do something as interesting as this.Obviously they need some more heroes and lords as well. I have some ideas of what I'd like to see them get in terms of heroes, but it's harder to find evidence for what they could get for other generic lord types, other than maybe Faceless. Some kind of support lord would be nice, but I don't know what.
>>587429648>@Yin_/twg/ Cathayfag isn't subtle at all
>>587366826whats with the african women and warhammer?
>>587367428Deathwatch will probably be super meh, because Daemonhunter was. Like what do you mean you finally add a dreadnaught and it can only be used in a single mission type and nowhere else? Although it'll probably be a bit better for me personally because I prefer imperium vs xeno as opposed to more Chaoswank, but I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they pull the rug like Space Marine 2 and swap to Chaoswank halfway through.
>>587433940Is not a warhammer thing, is an rpg thing.
>>587366826>releasing it 1 month after the RT DLCbut why owlcat?I'm not going to be done with barefoot imperium girl before this comes out
>>58743394040k needs blacks in everything.
Most of my interest in TW40k is in its engine improvements. The rigid, regimented movement of Total War over the years has held it back from reoresenting really any conflicts past the early/mid 1800s in technological development. If the engine supports the movement of soldiers in an environment where automatic firearms are a reality, a bunch of possible titles I would've previously written off as completely awful fits are suddenly possible. What Total War game would you want to see in such a new system?
>>587434707Total War Gaza
>>587434707https://youtu.be/i5v6hPr6L7U>We should have destroyed Germany, every man, woman, and child, twenty years ago!>ENOUGH! Poland is lost and and our Eastern Allies have failed us. Where was the last report of his whereabouts?>My spies in Wilhelmshaven tell me the Bismarck has sailed, we must expect an an Invasion of England!>*images of a massive German army landing in England's shores*>THIS IS NONSENSE! No fleet has sailed, the Royal Navy controls the North Sea!>He's not attacking, he's making allies! AT THIS VERY MOMENT he courts the Soviet Union, the Communists! The Red Army will push through Iran and the Middle East will be lost once more!>*images of Ribbentrop meeting Molotov and Stalin in Moscow*>RIDICULOUS! Turkey won't stand for it! Ankara would join the allies if the Soviets surrounded their nation.>I believe the attack will come from Central Europe itself. He intends to cross the Alps and invade from Italy, the French Mediterranean Fleet at Marseille will be captured and sweep up from the south.>*images of Germans and Italians taking over Switzerland*>That's wild speculation!>We should reduce taxation!>He will come not from the South nor the North Sea... Our agents in Westphalia report a build up of military forces near the Benelux border. He intends to bypass the Maginot and march his arm->THROUGH THE ARDENNES PERHAPS!?>He would lose half his vehicles from lack of fuel alone! The other half would get stuck in the rough terrain!>We must defend the Belgian border!>Do you expect the Dutch to capitulate when he arrives!?>I suppose he will bring with him AN ARMY OF PANZERS!?>HAHAHAHAHA>*footage of Rommel driving a panzer through the forest*>Members of Parliament! I dare say that would be quite a feat, even for the great Adolf Hitler!
>>587434707Infantry still snakes around corners and makes huge moshpits. Nothing changed.
>>587429648Stop that, just stop itWokies don't care about this game or genre at all, it's completely some nerd shit they don't want to think aboutThe devs don't even realize the race coding in contrast to the sea of diversity slop churned out today in the big 26', they are just epic chungus doing nerd shitPlease don't make them aware they will have sissygasms and start fapping to bbc'sPleaseSTOP!!!
>>587435043kino every time
>>587432829>Some kind of support lord would be nice, but I don't know what.Maybe something that leans into a castellan archetype? Like Cathay's Lord Magistrates and Gate Masters, or like Kislev's Atamans. Designed to augment backline units of missile infantry and war machines. Call them earls, barons, reeves, stewards, chamberlains, marshals, magistrates, or just plain castellans. I guess "sheriff" would also be appropriate if they accompanied Herrimaults.For heroes, I guess Faceless and Hermit Knights are what jump to mind. I imagine them having abilities to do with movement, like slapping Stalk on peasants and Woodsman on knights. You could also bring in "hedge wizards" with access to different lores of magic from the prophetesses and damsels.
>>587435043VGH
>>587422201does that mean if you got kissed by morathi in that state you'd basically become a daemon prince on the spot?
you can NOT have sex with elves
>>587431214to me conversion mods don't mean shit if the environment isn't modified to measure up to itfor example there's a mod to convert every fallout new vegas faction into some manner of 40k goon but it means nothing when they start talking about spurs that go jingle jangle jingle again
>>587436764Out of all the games you chose fallout neo vagina. A true 40k fan right here.
You know what, I think I want a way to spawn new minor factions on the map. Like being able to gift a settlement to one of my randomly generated lords, or being able to just cut it loose and let it form a new independent faction under its garrison lord. I'm tired of seeing whole alliance structures virtually disappear from the map because the player vacuums up all the minor factions of their race.
>>587437036your contention is over on /v/ buddy
>>587437429Alternatively, make it so only same culture can turn into your faction, while outside cultures' flags adopt your colors and let you build whatever you want in their settlements (maybe keeping their unique building chains but stripped of any extra mechanics, just raw unit roster), but will retain the ability to move their own lords around except when you marshal them (as opposed to just war coordination), so you aren't forced to headcanon the idea of one race having millions of babies at light speed when you get like 6 stacks rolling across the map.
>>587437869Stellaris achieves this and does more with it, you can move pop around and make it grow or stagnate, you can even genocide races or make robots
>>587418705>Greater arcane conduit would also be appropriate for FayDoesn't she get mindbroken by Mannfred in the End times? Doesn't seem very greater arcany.First Ulrika then the Fay, Von Carsteins specialist in mind breaking and converting powerful women to obedient servants.
Can someone buy Claude and make a chaos end time scenario that's actually fun?
>>587438186If you're having fun with it then the world's not actually endingEndgame scenarios are for CBT chads only
>>587438186Sorry but I already spent all my tokens on Morrowind loli sex mods.
>>587438186The "fun" is fighting a gorillion doomstacks while two thirds of the map becomes unplayable because of climate change. There was no other way it could have been.
>>587438186>you have to pay to sell your soulNo.
>>587438474They aren't even permanently altered they stop being razed. In mine Archaon razed only maybe 1/10 of the map he went dog gone. Maybe if the endgame occurs on like turn 20 it will be more devastating, probably, but they don't even heal, so each army is good vs. 2-5 stacks max and townies will always just rebuild armies.
>>587438045While she had rules the Fay Enchantress was legitimately one of the most powerful spellcasting characters in the game. She had a lot going for her. But also Mannchad is just built different.
>>587438045>Ulrika ??Only Neferata get her right ?
>>587439337In the G&F books she gets turned into a vampire by a Von Carstein vampire. Later books retcon her into Lahmian which is how she is portrayed in the game.
This isn't the Sims or Roller Coaster Tycoon or your pick of Paraslop. Your campaigns aren't supposed to last indefinitely. The whole gameplay formula inevitably breaks down at some point once the player achieves critical mass. They're called ENDGAME scenarios because they're meant to give the player a challenging, and ultimately gratifying, conclusion to an experience that becomes embarrassingly monotonous and tedious after a few dozen turns.
>>587439337She was working for Mannfred for a little while. And later for Vlad for an even littler while.
Is this a brand new Item ?
>>587440035I think it was added with Tides of Torment.
>>587440035Forgot.>>587440647Ok (I don't remember saying it before).
Just realized Aura of Dark Grandeur & Master of Beguilement aren't listed as lord effects for Vlad & Isabella. That's weird. Also Isabella has Siege Attacker for some reason, I never knew. What's up with that?
What's next for Wood Elves?
>>587440035Remember how weird the lighting was for this game at launch?
>>587441505Decisive defeat, hopefully.
>>587440880>What's up with that?She once committed suicide on a rampart at the end of a failed siege so she's a specialist at fighting sieges.
Counting down the days till DoW4 can tide me over until TW40k.>>587441505Forgotten GW get off their ass and either let CA make Exodites like they did with Cathay or finally do it themselves, Exodites are more neglected than """Malerion""" is.
>>587440880>>587441908Doesn't every single faction main LL have it?
>>587399372What does faosh mean?
>>587441505I really wish I could like them more, but they're just not for me.
>>587441505Araloth, perhaps. But probably not.
>>587441505Naieth!She's not even the Sisters' campaign advisor anymore, she's free to use.
Can someone explain to me why dragon princes exist? They look dumb, even among high high elf stuff.
>>587443485You look dumb.
>>587432829>>587435585Could be something like this (see pic).For the new Lord: a "Great Axe" version of the regular Lord (like Prince & Princess or Admiral Pistol & Admiral Polearm).For the new Hero: a peasant archer champion, focusing on buffs for peasants units in battle and to your lands in campaign.
>>587441505
>>587446451Oh damn.. that reminds me I should probably make unique skills for the paladin and lord. Otherwise they can't compete with the exalted hero and bloodspeaker.
>>587443485There was a time in the tabletop when a fancy heavy cavalry unit was considered a centerpiece
>>587443485Shoo! Shoo!
>>587443485Orgianally, mostly for flavour. SInce then they have carved out a plce as the Super heavy elf cav, as opposed to Silver Helms, who are straddling the line between medium and heavy.
>Sisters are coming to DarktideREINSTALLGOGOGO!!!!!!/twg/ GROUP!!!GGOOGGOO!!!
>>587449195I don't even know what game that is. Never heard of it. Go play it yourself.
>>587449341I'd reckon you'd like itIt's like Left 4 Dead but warjammerEspecially when you played that gay dinosaur game and enjoyed it
>>587449195So they just made a faction that's all Repanses?
>>587449195>Teaser video uses a crossbowI know that's canonical but fuck me that shit is gay. Also all of the player models in that game are too ugly for a sister.
>>587449424So it's vermintide but 40k?I played Vermintide with my mate but we flushed it after 2 sessions because that game has 0 content. It's like 4 maps and 90 dlc maps.And if you are talking about Dinoblade, the best souls game ever made, then I'll have Skarbrand crush your skull.The big issue with those clone games is always.. why the fuck would I go play the clone when I have the original? I'll just play l4d with my husband again on the weekend.
>>587451306>vermintideWorse.Vermintide is played for the gameplay and the rich characters who have their own tales that you only get to learn by hearing their various banters. Banters which further increase the ability to feel them as people in setting because they all are distinct from one another.DarkTide was designed as a "make your own character" game that they then pivoted hard on so it's a hybrid of design a character but then get locked into specific roles, and as a result everyone is generic as fuck.If you thought L4D/VT needed more shooting, then it has that at least.
>>587449341Dorktide.
>>587452106More shooting? Pass..I'd rather play Alien Fireteam. There I always play the smartgun which auto aims. In l4d I only run melee and in vermintide I did dawi slayer.Shooting fucking sucks. Aiming is not a fun mechanic.
GRAND CATHAY
DRUCHII BROSWE FUCKING WONhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3837677142
>>587454490When a mod title has "by X" in it I avoid immediately.
>>587454532How do you propose to make it clear and therefore searchable what the mod is while still letting people tell the difference between 12 different mods all named the same thing?
>>587455415Images make it easy to tel them apart and there aren't 10 pages of vamp reworks. When I want a vamp rework I enter that, look what comes up and see which one I like. I don't need to know which shit eating rando made it. He is of no worth.
>See new mod from SCM or OvN>Cock get hard
>>587455415>Dark Elves Rework; Outposts & ColoniesThat would be too much to ask of these egotistical modders though. Modifying a few lines of code really does go to these creatures' heads.
so are wood elves something you have to be born into or can a high elf just go streaking in the woods to become one of them
>>587455792All elves are biologically the same and can switch factions and fit right it biologically atleast.
>>587455792elves turn for the most part, initially anyway
>Campaign>Throt is now fully playable. He has 70 turns to get to his objectives, but I have also added a tunnel connecting Gryphon Wood in the Empire with Har Kaldra in Naggaroth.>Malus is now fully playable! The pacing of his game might be off, I have not done a full playthrough because I have exams and such.>Added the Warhammer I cinematics. I will probably not do their campaigns because they are worse than what we have now. But if there is a mod out there for the OG maps from warhammer 1 come back I will make sure this is compatible with it. IT DOES NOT INCLUDE ARCHAONS INVASION SCENE because the one in game that we have now is just better.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3819497630The Vortex guy is actually fixing and improving itThought he would just drop it like all AI bros doKinda cool.He said he was adding the entire RoC to IE too, so imagine doing an IE campaign and you can complete Vortex as well as going into the chaos realms to do RoC stuffVERY cool
>helves lose donut>all migrated to kuresh/chaos wastesAislinn has a massive cock and is a 6'4" white guy with blonde hair and jacked as fuck irl
>>587454269
>>587456368Yeah, very cool, stacking an absolute aids mechanic on a giga aids mechanic.. I'm so fkn hype bro.
>>587415691What's with the faggot hair cut? And why are these types plagued with illnesses?
>>587456368>imagine playing RoCI'd rather not.Only worthwhile game 2 campaign was Vampire Coast.
>>587456368>Vortex Campaign without the Vortex mapWOW its the worst of both worlds
Noob question: is it okay to just auto-resolve through sieges? I can't fucking stand them they feel impossible to beat
>>587458462Auto resolving is only a problem if you rely on it as a crutch. If it's a siege you are guaranteed to win anyway, feel free to skip it.
>>587458462Having played with my 3 noob frens, that's 90% the reason they get rekt and then pissy.Unless you know exactly where the enemy's armies are or know how to spot armies through fog of war, you should only do it if the garrison is tiny.It always happens that noobs get too confident, AR, sit in that city and then get attacked out of the fog of war over the end turn and can't retreat anymore so they lose their main army.
>>587458462Do whatever you find fun. If you autoresolve literally everything you miss out on a lot of gameplay depth, if you manually play every tier 1 settlement garrison vs endgame elite army fight you waste a bunch of time looking at loading screens.
>>587458585I'm not guaranteed to win (through actual battle), though. I've pyrrhic victory'd my way through two of my first sieges because I hate them so much
If we gave the Bret Lord 2 skill lines, each with 3 options and only pick one, what sorta skills would be fun?Gimme ideas.
>>587456643he unironically carries all of the other high elves on his back
>>587459918>RulerPublic Order, Upkeep reduction, anti-infantry, buffs peasants, casualty replenishment>CrusaderAnti-large, boast other combat skills too, buff cavalry, campaign movement range
>>587418224Bret Heros are great without the extra skills. Also the bonuses for vow completion is essentially the unique skills.
>I've reached the point where I am good enough to become unstoppable before a settlement reaches tier 5.Is it over for me enjoying the game now?
>>587460825>me when i spam 5 skavenslave sacks and take over the world
>>587374792>Take beastmen for example. It's optimal for them to avoid my armies, hide, act like cunts, and raze all my small settlements without facing me in battle. This is what a good player would do. But this isn't fun. It's fucking annoying.This is also loreful for them, no
>>587460451Hm.. I like anti infantry and movement range.. some of the others are pretty weak.I think I'll do+15% campaign movement | -30% enemy army movement in region | 50% movement replenishment after enemy retreatsAnd Anti Infantry projectiles for peasants | anti large for cav | MA MD for peasants
>>587460451Oppressor: lowers public order and growth, lowers morale and units start battles tired. +100% provincial income
>>587461325Only when they have the equivalent of a 6 stack. Once they get to a 20 stack they can't resist going after actual military forces for greater glory/loot.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3834750403This is how we trick Legend to come back...
>>587440035I keep getting it too in the newest patch.Its clearly a chaos item but I get it on Order Factions
Claude has a "free reset coupon" thing going on rn that allows everyone to use Fable 5.2 with 2 full resets. Get ready for 200 shitty mods a day..
Like yours?
>>587463383@CLAUDEGIVE ME 500 FPS AND 3 SECOND LOADING TIMES WITH 500 MODS LOADEDNO MISTAKESNO DLL INJECTION MAKE IT CLEAN
>>587463661U better mash those reset buttons..
>>587463358Got a second one as rewad from the "Get 8 technologies" quest.
>>587456368>IT DOES NOT INCLUDE ARCHAONS INVASION SCENE because the one in game that we have now is just better.It's absolutely fucking not. Current one is completely devoid of an atmosphere and new VA girl sucks
>>587464139Yeah same problem when I play empire.Though it is a nice ancillary that spell mastery buff in particular
>>587441505Nothing! It's time for Bretonia cucks to get their spotlight.
>>587465225Why elf cry?
>>587465679No HumanBF
>>587460825It's the beginning of the end
>>587461171Reinforcement is cheating.
>>587464717
>>587412573KEKAROOOO
What lords get a dilemma popup to pack up and move someplace else at the start of their campaign? Whatever the answer, I think more lords should be given the option.
>>587467935Do you never sleep?
>>58746971340k will fix this
>>587469713Claude can fix this.
The Sisters of Twilight shouting things in unison mid battle really gets the blood pumping.
>>587469930What did he mean by this
>>587469713Off the top of my head, it's just Teclis and Gelt. I'm probably forgetting someone.
What will you guys do when the final DLC drops? When the final update happens? And this game you've dedicated literally hundreds if not thousands of hours of your life to, goes dark? No more factions. No more reworks. No more complaining. Just darkness. How will you cope?And by cope, I mean in the ~5 years before LLMs are advanced enough for you to prompt your own ideas and they instantly appear in-game, creating your own customised game. Repanse. Double Ds. Safety guardrails OFF.
>>587469770What's sleep?Anyway.. I'm working on Morgana le Fay rn.
>>587470329Not sure why anyone would think modding won't be at its peak when mod breaking updates stop rolling outI sure as fuck wouldn't be playing vanilla stalker over modded stalker
>>587470436>I'm working on Morgana le FayI assume you are not referring to Morgiana le Fay, which is very gay of you.
>>587469713Mods literally fixed this... (its kinda cool ngl, niggazhar is way harder to start as niggash)
>race so scuffed it doesn't even have rites
>>587470576No, Morgiana is Warhammer's version. I'm using King Arthur Knights Tale's version, Morgana who is based on the real Arthurian legend and Mordred's aunt.Tho she's a frost make and master of hexes instead of an illusion master like in the real legend.
>>587469713Ostankya does nowKairos basically does because he starts with a bret and northern wastes cult which he can teleport his stack to in a few turns from starting
>like in the real fake
>>587469713Gelt
>>587470576I got her skill tree down for the most part.. but the ice spikes seem fucky..
Really want a random map mod
>>587470991You mean a mod that makes it so you can end up fighting a siege in Middenheim even though your army was located in the Southlands, or do you mean a mod that adds procedural map generation as a feature to the game?
>>587471074The latterI want to use my agents to uncover new map not just see how X faction is doing
It would be nice if Alarielle could do something about the sucky wasteland climate on the donut.
@claude make randomly generated battle maps for every single battle in 40kno mistakesevery single pixel must be differentgo!
>>587471292you aren't funny
Make Peasants Great Again
Why doesn't the game have procedurally generated battle maps anyway? Is it for multiplayer balance? Engine limitations? Is it just really difficult to implement without crashing the game?
>>587471417you *clap* ain't *clap" funny *clap* nigguh
>>587471559Are you fucking retarded?No, this is not a joke question.This would take half a decade to program. This isn't minecraft or 7days to die where things are blocks.. and even in 7days to die it took them AN ENTIRE DECADE to make random maps happen and they still are buggy af sometimes.
>>587471559The engine is nearly 2 decade old held together by the hopes and dreams of Mitch and Josh trying to be ripped apart by the Legend himself be happy that it runs at all
>>587471680>Are you fucking retarded?>proceeds to be retarded
>>587471757Giving up already, are we? I accept your Valiant Defeat.
God fkn damn u CA.. I hate your engine.. I made the buttons wider and it stretched the entire UI.. STAHP.
Passtroons law;The more confident he is about something, the more likely the opposite is true.
>NOOOOO THE MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY WITH ENDLESS SONY MONEY JUST CANT SPEND HALF A DECADE TO PROGRAM PROCEDURALLY MADE BATTLE MAPS BETWEEN RELEASES!! LEAVE THE MILLION DOLLARS COMPANY ALONE!!
40k fixed that, doebeit.
>>587471943There's a pass tranny here? I just have them on auto-hide. Been so long since I saw one of their posts I forgot they even existed.
>>587472009Ignorance is bliss indeed
>>587472009Same. But I'm not able to filter posts that reply to him, so I can tell he's here even though I don't see the posts directly. It's kinda crazy how much he posts. I don't think he has a life.
>>587472134Use this
>>587471946Exactly.They have to spend all that time and money to make me content I want and like.Procedural maps are for zoomer shitlords. I want more Cathayan dragons so you can go hang yourself as I get my content and u don't.That's how this works.
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT NIGGASNEWS TODAYI SWEAR ITTHATS WHAT THE RUMOURS SAY
*checks mail*
>>58747213475% of this thread is him postingWhich should reduce once 40k gets actual news
>>587471943Unironically true
I wish I could finally finish my modn but I've gotta go to an Amon Amarth and Orbit Culture concert.. Maybe by the weekend I'll be done..
>keep giving the attention fiend, attention>surprised he made /twg/ home I told you fags to stop answering him but there is always a newfag or retard that falls for his baits
>>587472220Problem with this option is that if an anon replies to both the passfag and any other random conversation at once, you'll miss out on an entire chain of posts. You'll have dialogues just suddenly end because someone else addressed him.
>>587472641It doesn't even work since I mostly phone post without pass so u are fucked either way.
>>587448129>enrage any Dwarf that sees itHow does the dwarf know the hair is specifically from a dwarf beard? After all, we know from Wulfrik that they grow on troll asses too.
>>587471680>This isn't minecraft or 7days to die where things are blocksI imagine those might be more complicated in their own way. They have to accommodate things like resource budgets, random enemy encounters, any number of interactable elements that have to behave in specific ways when acted on with certain tools. TWW battle maps are relatively simple outside of sieges (where pathfinding remains a major issue) since there's no complicated topology, basically all of the terrain features are made of stock elements, and deployment zones are always the same size in proportion to map size and always occupy the same areas.
I've been reading the only good eldar book (Valedor) and god, they are so cool in this
i've been reading(listening) to horus rising and its fucking kino
>>587474268grim
>>587474268Horus rising and its direct, original trilogy, were the only real books in HH, all the rest are marvel tier sloppa made to sell primarch models
>>587474205people like this
Is trying to expand out too fast and squashing other factions a mistake?
>>587472619His daddy should have beat his lard ass more desu
>>587474749most of the time, since your upkeep will skyrocket and you can't keep up in terms of money, which leads to you being in the red, which leads to your armies dying, which leads to AI taking advantage of thatwell, depends on the faction toobut as long as you have your bases covered (figuratively and literally) you're ok
>>587474886>you can't keep up in terms of moneyAlways Be Sacking
I'm reading Persuasion :)
>>587474886I have over 600 hours in this game and I still make the same mistake of my main force not being able to recruit higher tiers and bleeding models, capturing settlements.I guess I'm allergic to just waiting 3 turns on buildings completing and building up some money.
>>587475128Is that smut? Sounds like smut
>>587475197No, Jane Austen
>Northern Sylvania isn't Undead Wasteland>Southern Sylvania isn't Undead Wasteland>The Blasted Wastes isn't Undead Wasteland>Broken Teeth isn't Undead Wasteland>Great Mortis Delta isn't Undead Wasteland>Crater of the Waking Dead isn't Undead WastelandIt's not right.
This mod any good? The creator seems dedicated enough/... Maybe too dedicated...
>>587475934Sylvania still has people living in it so it can't be an undead wasteland
Living in Sylvania with my state issued zombie wife.
Living in Sylvania as Isabellas fluffer to get her ready for Vlad
Commissioning minstrels in Stirland to compose and perform satirical acts making fun of Vlad's missing nose and manhood.
>>587475934Sylvania is just a swampy mess if you remove the vamps its just dreary place but not fucked over
>>587473939Dwarfs can't distinguish the texture of dwarfbeard from troll buttfur, that's why Wulfrik's taunt makes them so mad.
A sigmarite Nuln engineer state trooper professor and witch hunter was teaching a class on Sigmar, known southern weakling."Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Sigmar and accept that he was the most divine being the world has ever known, even holier than Ursun!"At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-ice court Gryphon Legion champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Tzarina stood up and held up an Icon."Who is the greatest deity in the Old World?"The arrogant professor smirked quite Tzeentchly and smugly replied "Sigmar, you stupid Gospodar""Wrong. It’s Ursun. If it was Sigmar, as you say... then why is Age of Sigmar so shit?"The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Testaments of Sigmar. He stormed out of the room crying those southerner crocodile tears. The same tears southerners cry for the Ungols (who today live in such luxury that most own fur caps) when they jealously try to claw justly earned land from the deserving Kislevite aristocracy. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist sigmarite professor. He wished so much that he had an ice spell to freeze himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against the use of magic!The students applauded and all joined the winged lancers that day and accepted Ursun as their lord and savior. A bear named "Glory to the Motherland" jumped into the room and draped itself in Kislevite heraldry and shed a tear on the chalk. Hymns of the Great Orthodoxy were sung several times, and Tzarina Katarin herself showed up and killed every foreigner and chaos worshipper in the land with Ice magic.The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He tried to flee south back to Nuln but was set upon by Sylvanian nobility and eaten alive!For Ursun and the Motherland!
>>587477341This is canon
>>587477042They have a bunch of things that aren't vampires. Like every lake is either haunted or home to giant bog octopuses. Their largest forest is called Hunger Wood because people keep getting lost in there and turning to cannibalism, and somehow it's their other big forest that got named Ghoul Wood. The soil is poor, mutations and bodily malformations are commonplace, and dead things will spontaneously reanimate. It'd be the worst place in the Empire even if there were no vampires.
>>587477341Meh. Not one of the better versions of this pasta.
>>587478215>The soil is poor, mutations and bodily malformations are commonplace, and dead things will spontaneously reanimate. It'd be the worst place in the Empire even if there were no vampires.Sounds like the empire's toxic waste dumping ground. Wouldn't be surprised if they created the undead in the first place by mistake. Stupid imperialists.
>WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS, SAY TO THE FACE?
>SLAP
>>587478870>Von Carstein hands made this post
>>587477341>If it was Sigmar, as you say... then why is Age of Sigmar so shit?well, can't argue with that one
>>587480660>can't argueSkill issue.
>>587479829>>587479951Cows are so cool bros
>>587475934Don't care about the others but>>Broken Teeth isn't Undead Wasteland>>Great Mortis Delta isn't Undead WastelandI could get behind the Black Pyramid & Nagashizzar converting their respective region's climate if you build the T5 landmark.
>>587475934>>587481398There's an immediate balancing problem you run into with the undead factions. Like I don't think all the other campaigns want to deal with Sylvania starting with massive additional bonuses to growth and income on top of everything else. You could put the effect on a landmark, but then you have to consider all those economic bonuses as additional effects of the landmark, and that skews shit.
>Sometimes a faction remains vassalized deep into the -100s of relation>Sometimes they declare all out war the microsecond you let them drop to relation -35What causes this behavior?
>When he tells you his favorite faction is the empire.
>>587482416Rats in the walls.
>>587482465>Hello, I am a Witch and my Crush Wants me to Make a Love Potion!Hate this kind of "title"
>>587482465moeslop
>>587482581So that's what they're using the small loan of $6000 I have to send them every other turn not to chimp out for
>>587482909It's ok we all wish you were dead as well
>>587483025U might need some meds, you are seeing people again.
>>587483025This
>>587483025+1
KWAB
>>587483445saar...
>>587482465
Sometimes I can't sleep at night because I hate empire niggers too much.
>>587483664I think that's just your beer withdrawal you addict
>>587483820I have never in my life experienced any alcohol withdrawal and I've been drinking for 16 years. That's for pathetic weaklings and sissys.
EmpireBVLLS won BIGLY
>>587483936I think you just called yourself black.
>>587483936
>>587484095>Meow's pov
I think I'm the only cathay fan left in /twg/..It's very lonely at times..
>>587484340I like them just fine, I just don't like the idea that I might agree with you on something.
Pikemannii being a never ever in Warhammer is still weird to me.When most total war games have had them in some form
>>587370592No, my TV says Russia is the baddies.
give me basegame LL to play as from 1, 2 and 3
>>587485382Franz, Tyrion; Miao
>>587435585>Maybe something that leans into a castellan archetype? Like Cathay's Lord Magistrates and Gate Masters, or like Kislev's Atamans. Designed to augment backline units of missile infantry and war machines. Call them earls, barons, reeves, stewards, chamberlains, marshals, magistrates, or just plain castellans. I guess "sheriff" would also be appropriate if they accompanied Herrimaults.I had an idea that they could have something like a Grail Abbot, or a lord called something like that. Some kind of support lord like a mix of Lord Magistrates/Arch Lectors/Master Necromancers combined, but with Bretonnian religious theme.Ideally they'd have a mount, but preferably something more interesting than just a warhorse.
>>587485621I can't play tyrion as foid loses to her fucking starting drukek enemies and I don't get to confed her
>>587485714It's gotten that bad for Alarielle now?Pre end times she at least used to duke it out with N'kari and it was a coin toss who won>>587485621Pretty gud
>>587485926in my last game they just got the sword and it was over for her
>>587485631>something more interesting than just a warhorse.Draft donkey. Powerful enough to carry a grown man on their back, ridiculous and taxonomically distinct enough from a horse to not offend the noble chevaliers.
I EAT MY ENEMIES
>>587485714Are you playing in game 2?Becaus ethe HE confed mechanic in 3 lets you bring LLs back from the dead.
>>587486291really? I never know how those mechanics works, then he is fine
>>587446451>lordsI'd give 'em some kind of buff to squires, and certain types of knights, maybe just the lower-tier ones.Also a skill tree that only applies when they are on foot. Maybe give them extra leadership and speed when fighting on foot. Some kind of Bretonnian equivalent of the 'Verminous Valour' ability that Skaven Warlords have would be interesting too.
>>587470921Check the warcraft Mod.Kel'thuzad has an Ice Wall spell and a Frost Nova spell that are both neat.
>>587486105I'd like it if they had a wagon mount tbhwy. Doesn't even have to be a fast one. Maybe pulled by ponies and Battle Pilgrims. They could stick a bunch of candles, chalices, and mini towers and other shit on it to make it look like a grail chapel or something.
>>587484340I cant stomach Cathay side of the map anymore. Ind&khuresh needs to be opened up ASAP.
Uhhhhh news?
>>587487690>no mailkill me
>the Land of the Dead doesn't natively count as Land of the DeadFucked up
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3818553961It's time to farm some bragging rights /twg/, chop chop.
Watching old shogun 2 videos and it really was peak total war battles. Maybe a bit too fast paced and AI dumb as fuck (just like today), but so refreshing to see that the impact is made by maneuvering your units and other tactical decisions rather than starcraft micro and abusing spells and army abilities.Pretty sure we will never get that back in a new total war game.
>>587451306Dont you be dissing Vermintide 2 map variety. Most devs could never be this generous.>Base game: 10 map campaign>PAID (5 maps): Bögenhafen (2 maps), Back to Reik (2 maps), Dark Omens (1 map) >FREE (12): Drachenfels (3), Karak Azgaraz (3), Verminous Dreams (3), Treacherous Adventure (3) + new game mode (Chaos Wastes)
>>587449195even if I had AGP I'd need another layer of autism to be a 40troon on top of that
Been away for a while, have vibesloppers managed to add voice acting yet?
Afternoon brainflash: Bhashiva's Armies of Shang-Yang, but for Helman Ghorst. Limited roster and army capacities that can be overcome by completing Zhao Ming's/Mannfred's Goals for rewards and accruing Favor that can be spent in Zhao Ming's Warhold/Mannfred's Wine Cellar.
>>58749047540CHADS are peak masculine alpha males though, it's fantasois who are the troony nerds as every single CC for cuckhammer fantasy proves
>>587491902Why are you telling me this and not Claude?
