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Hey
>>587351656Yeah?
Weiii
Torepi
bono bobo
Helios...
>>587351650Why is this allowed? Honest honorable trainers like me can't do their jobs properly with these semen demon roaming around wearing skimpy outfit
i miss the finemoaner poster
>>587351685cafe?
Thoughts?
How do you actually obtain thisI have a Mejiro in every team but it's not poppingIs there a non-vague description somewhere?
>>587351745Manhattan Milk...
>>5873517545 aces
>>587350575I have to rely on those random SSR umas from the trainer medal, no clue when that gets implemented. 2024 is 3.5 anni for JP? Hope it comes early for Global.
>>587351745Jo Cappuccino when?Queens Ring when?Hiruno d'Amour when?Grape Brandy when?
>>587351801but theres only 4 mejiros in ingamemcqueen, ryan, dober and bright
will you pull for her?
I am raped
Anyone else got fucked by the ines banner like me
post light hello lewds
the blonde umas are unironically the worst ones in the gameat least until the superior shichi drops
light hello deserves to be impregnated (by me) and then give birth to sixtuplets (ill love them all)
>>587351745Looks weird, don't really care for it
>>587351867ardan
>>587351867ardan...pama...
>>587351745weird fella
>>587351889
We fucked
>>587351867
>>587352076McQueen >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ramonu >>> Dober > Bright > Palmster >>> Ryan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ardan
Manfatten Cafe
>>587351801You don't actually know do you...
>>587352076>>:(what is Dober's problem
>>587352137yeah I got no fuckin idea desu
>>587352076Ryan would really be sexy without that donkey haircut
>>5873521510 men in that photo
>>587352132
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB
>>587352226butt
>>587352137According to JP wiki, it's 3 Mejiros in the same TT distance
>less than 1/4th of Mambo were part of the OG B-rank lineup
Apologize.
>>587352335Why is her kit so ass?
>>587352287Tamakeks...
>>587352335tap dance at home
>>587352335which one of special weeks daughters is this
>my trainer pointed at an uma and said we fucked
>>587352381well, Tamamo started earlier than the 3 so she doesn't fit as much as the others
>>587352381THE THREE STRONGEST!...and tamamo cross
>>587352151she's been deprived of her trainer's semen for longer than 6 hours
>>587351745We prefer taking our Cafes black
>>587352445I need you to stop shitposting with my wife.
>>587352226>>587352259Must nibble and drown on them cheeks
>>587352335is she viable as an ace now
https://x.com/TaintedLaxmi/status/2119902540645163207
>>587352287Yeah that did itThanks
>>587352151She can't stop thinking of men
Black pantyhose or white pantyhose?
>>587352596White pantyhose is obscene and lewd
>>587352596Black pantyhose is obscene and lewd
>>587352335give her boyuma hair back!
>>587352596No pantyhose is obscene and lewd.
The worst part of maining Front is that so many of my spooks are useless...
>>587352676I cum>>587352732I cum>>587352804I cum
>>587352804>>587352732>>587352676
why aren't horses real...
>>587352947sauce, please
Tomakomaibros...
>>587352076>RamonuWe had a one-night stand>ArdanWe had a passionate tryst underneath the moonlight>RyanWe shook hands>PalmerWe fucked>BrightShe raped me>DoberWe fucked HARD>McQueenWe fucked tenderly
>>587352993
>>587352978Bro is more real than you think.
>>587352993looks like sloppa to me
>>587352616oh my
I snakked for 20 and got nothing...
Roll helios or not?
>>587353029that showed me a dude fingering a dog I think
>>587352076WHY is Pama not following the Mejiro color palette
>>587352978"""scientists"""" will tell you this is real
>>587352076Bright is perfect...
fine has me bound to the bed, send help
>>587353029AI Overview I cannot fulfill this request. The provided image depicts sexually explicit content, which is against my safety guidelines.If you have a different question or need assistance with another topic, please feel free to ask.I am now on a list
>>587353005furniture arranging hands sent this post
>Fast Learner>mile S>this is the run>rainbows mysteriously disappears so I couldn't get 1.6k SPD and 1.2k+ POW/WIT
/uma/ likes Finemo...
finemo is a tranny by the way, he has no distinctive ear ornament like the rest of the umas
this dirt kinda sucks just as much as the medium dirt, it's just rickey double dom instead
hey onii-chan!
>>587353356
10 borrows when
Hi! can anyone help with looping? i have a couple of questions1- what is the max quantity of white sparks i can get?2-which are the sparks i should always get for late surgers?3- i'm supposed to loop in every scenario?4-what is the best way to loop?Right now i'm repeating ura doing Shichi-Condor-Oguri trying to get all the racing spirits + uma stan + THH + nimble navigatorThanks for the help!
>>587353326Yup, that's why the real strat is to just half-ass this CM and chill until the next scenario
>>587353303i like to sex with finemoaner and finemoan posters
whats the probability of air groove actually having a tongue piercing
>>587353397>>587353356She looks slutty...
>>587352076>4/6>will start farming Bright in December/2 anni>will start farming Palmer in April/2.5 anni>will be 7/7 in May when I spark RamonuSOON THE MEJIRO CLAN WILL BE MINE
>>587353502Zero
>>587353189Admit it, you actually like it.
>>587353521not at all
When was the last good thread we had
>>587353654last thread
>FineMooh nononono
>>587352732yes
>>587353443you don't need all of the racing spirit skills, only racing spirit stam/mood is good, the rest are kind of mid/interchangable
>>587353502return her to the streets
>>587353303I would gladly go to Ireland with her
I have 77k caratsI have 74 ticketsI want Ramonu MLBI want to spark AncestorsI want Bourbon MLBWill I be able to afford everything
>>587353803
>>587353998thats two men
>>587353959
>>587353748oh really? i thought i needed all of them!! ty friendmood is the only one which only appears when i fail to get the rest of them. this is the closest i got to get all of them
>>587353951i told a girl i have 297k carats and she said i couldnt afford anything so...
>>587353427never ever
>>587354121>>587353427
Pretty Yeppers
>>587354092Aren't girls prone to lying tho
>>587353005Her summer alt is more worth pulling right? Also who's the upcoming dirt pace for JP? Forever Young?
>>587353212Yandex is the only reverse image search that still works
>>587354176i wouldn't know, i made up the part where i said i talked to a girl.
>>587353183w-why
>>587354198so you lied? Does that mean you're a girl
>>587354179Never* pull uma originals because they're thematic and the alts are always* better
>>587354282i can't say
>>587353951unless you have 4 crystals, no, you can't afford everything>400 pulls on Ramonu: 60k>400 pulls on Bourbon: 60k>200 pulls on Ancestors: 30k
>>587354298My Toppo would never dress like a whore to seduce men
What's up with Rice's body
>>587352484But why would Dober want semen when she hates men?
>>587354329But there's a bunch of free pulls. I do have all my crystals if I need them. I'd rather not use them though
>>587354179>Her summer alt is more worth pulling right?Yeah because they finally understood that 3-4th position requirement in dirt is assForever Young will probably be front/pace looking at his records like Espoir City and Rickey
I am sick of seeing these twisted little curren critters. We need to annihilate them
>>587353443>1- what is the max quantity of white sparks i can get?As much as your autism can let you. At most 3 whites across all legacy is where I draw the linen more than that it requires giga autism and luckshitting>2-which are the sparks i should always get for late surgers?uma stan is a must for all backliner parents>3- i'm supposed to loop in every scenario?No but each scenario has its white you probably wantURA - racing stam/power, URA finale is pretty good but you can't hit SS in URA yetunity- ignite pwr, nimble, ramp upmant- none?GL- none? I guess PTO from LH>4-what is the best way to loop?borrow greatgrandparents that has whites that you want, use them to loop to make your own greatgrandparents until you don't have to borrow for ggparents anymore
>>587354356
>>587354356Who knows
>>587354517
>>587354592Trainer only has 6-7 months left to live...
Is the only way to catch up to buhis to get every carat you can during 3-4 scenarios while not pulling for anything other than free banner pulls and then spend them in a stacked scenario?Say, if I wanted to pull on nothing but ramonu, pasa speed and orfevre guts for the next year or so, when would a good time to spend carats again?
>>587354595Aw shit im... Im sorry. I didn't really mean that..
>>587354694Just use umacaratscalculator
Please, Cygames, merge the Ancestors and Ramonu banner.
>>587354436do the math yourself>dump all tickets + free pulls on Ramonu: 30.9k for 400 pulls>60k for 400 pulls on Bourbon>30k for 200 pulls on Ancestors>120.9k totalyou're short by roughly 44,000 carats, ie you need 44,000 more in little more than two weeks. Bear in mind this is assuming you mlb both in 400 pulls. Your odds of doing that twice in a row are barely 25%
>>587354694you can't catch up because there are always super niche cards only whales can borrow or super niche op umas for tracks
>>587354050Not that bwo, but to answer one other question, there is no real limit to how many white sparks you can get. Even with monster parent legacies where they have 25+ white sparks, the RNG can let you get something like 18 sparks but can also let you have less than 8. SS is better for spark quality, but sometimes you can get some fun sparks from S and S+. Picrel is a VBobo I have as a parent just before Sagittarius 2 started. These are decently long, but in future scenarios, you're easily going to start seeing stuff in the 40+ spark range.Affinity does matter, but it's still all RNG for what it decides you get at the end of a run.
>>587354694You can skip Ramonu if you want to hoard she doesn't stay relevant for too long
post something sleepy
>>587354694make a pull plan and work it out
>>587354592All the other trainees hooked up with their destined trainers besides Helios
>>587354796nta but holy fuck that is an incredible Long Front parentI don't think I've ever luckshitted like that
>>587354773But Bourbon is in January so I have 2 months to get 44k carats which seems doable with anni gibs and tickets. If I don't MLB in 400 I'll use crystals probably. Don't think there's anything else for me to pull till El so I think I'll be fine
>>587354542Thanks for the help!!!!!>>587354796I thought there was a hard cap of 20-25. also damn that's a nice parent
>>587354694>catch up to buhis>while not spending any IRL moneyanon, that's asking how to go forward while only walking backwards. Baka
>>587354993neigha just pull up the carat calculator no need to guess
>>587355103currenposters are not very smart, please understand without calling them names
>>587354993if you get lucky, it's doable if you spend nothing along the way. But you'll be flat broke after Bourbon and you'll need to save everything and not spend again until Pasa, then you'll be completely broke again and need to save another 60k for Orfe guts. You might be able to squeeze one or two umas in, but that's it. It's not going to be very fun, playing the game like that. I had to last year, and it was awful. I nearly quit playing.
>Have now finished Rickey, Tarumae, and Acute's careers>Each one of them had THREE fucking races in Senior 2nd halfWhy are Dirters treated like this
>>587355103>use a calculatorOnly dummies use that I can use my logical thinking skills>>587355174I'm a Front main so there's not much to pull for anyway. Maybe swimsuit Suzu but I hear she's bad and I already have base Suzu so meh not really worth it.I did roll on a bunch of stuff, Kita White, Helios and VInes so I can manage a gacha fast for a whille
>>587354050If you've got a parent that has rs:stamina on all the legacies, then you can start looping for ignited spirit skills in unity. (iirc, ignited spirit pwr and wit are best ones to get from unity) there are also non scenario specific skills you'll also want to loop, like uma stan, tail held high, groundwork, restraint, left/right handed, (season) runner, etcumas that you choose to be the gp legacy is also kinda important. NY OperaO is a great candidate for either gp or main legacy, but usually you'd want the main legacy to be the one with accel skills.
>>587354954We all have our time, clearly mine was back then because I'm trying to get a lot situated with my dirt cycles again for this next CM lmao. Yours will come soon enough, I believe!>>587355014If there is a hard cap, I haven't heard of it or I get proven wrong from looking through legacies if there are whites I'm looking for, also thank you for complimenting my clanker.
>>587354841
>Ramonu free pulls stretch over 12 daysWait, for real? That's gonna be rough.
>>587355314Because the whole deal with dirt racing in japan is that its a shitty category nobody likes so dirt horses need to run 2-3x as many races to properly build a legacy and get big stud bucksThats why Rickey won +10 g1's and isnt that popular while Equinox only ran 10 races but they treat him like he was the biggest thing to happen since the birth of JesusMaybe yankomanko can change that perception a bit
Why are you guys pretending you have to pull ancestors and guides? Just go without for 2 months, then it's obsolete
>>587355395>swimsuit suzuka>badbwo...
sex with a finemoaner poster
>>587355614
>>587355641but i love you
>>587355614this is fitting considering finemo is a non binary tranny
>>587355516when has this game ever given you more than 10 pulls a day
>>587355583Everytime I see Suzu mentioned people say base is better cause of busted evos. I can selector her anyway if she's actually good
>>587355395>Only dummies use that I can use my logical thinking skillsevidently not or you would not be askingyou just want affirmation don't youfitting choice of an uma my friend
>tfw you need to run 2 stamina x nothing aptitude for your main parent to get enough stamina for cmI really hate mile CMs. They're the very definition of have "enough stamina sparks or get fucked nigger"
>>587355778not affirmation I'm just bored
>>587355863There's nothing wrong with buying a recovery skill if you think you don't have enough, gassing out is a guaranteed defeat.
don't brick me, ramonu. i need all my extra carats to go to my wife
I know what you did
>>587355283I wonder how high is the rape percentage of trainers like this
morning coffee
>V[-]
>V[+]
The ummah is restless, Shaitan walks among us and his name is Rickey+2 debuffers
>>587355914try to use your brain bwo
>>587354734do not show weakness in the face of evil.kill them all.
>>587356026you can't handle knowing what I did
When was the last time you watched a race in full?
You're pretty good
Alright so it doesn't matter what I use this on, right? Just pick a good SR I use often?
>>587356237I watch all my cm races in full I just 2x speed the midrace if its sprint/mile and 4x if its med/long :)
>>587356237Sprint CMdon't remember the time before that though
Violate the finemoaners
>>587356237I watch all CM races
>>587356026gulp
>>587356278apparently newer SRs aren't that good so sure, speed el and wit seiun sky were probably the last good ones
>>587354694If you're not gonna use THAT,if you're in a strong club, getting class 6 and platinum/group A finals rewards then you can easily get all the must haves and snack on the ones you want on the side as wellthe game is stingy but not to such degree where you can only roll on human rights banners
>>587356237I watched the Breeders' Cup Classic and saw Ebayan get humiliated by Sovereignty
>>587356237The finals. They should really add a quick CM skip at this point.
>>587356345doto is associated with thr IRA...
I ONLY HAVE 30 CARATS
>>587356237I watch all final CM races
>>587356420Bros dead by Almond Eye card. You might as well commit to be an Uma enjoyer that being a metafag
>>587356252Ulala doesn't know about the inmu memes, Rice does though
>>587355863Maybe you have memoryholes but this is literally only true in GL. Riko+bubbles gave us enough stam in Unity and scrolls and race bonus was OP in MANT
>>587356415newer SRs are fine, but they're SRs
>>587356420>hishi miraclewhy are you pulling for a mob uma gwo...
These two are fucking each other's brains out every night at their dorm room. I would hate to be either one's trainer, because I would be made to feel like a third wheel all the time.
>uma x fem ningen everywhere>uma x male ningen nowhere
>m
>>587356237I watch them all on x2
>>587356828skill issue bwo they are both for (Me)
>>587356795I like the lazy bum and I wanna clank cans over her head>>587356695The calculator is a conserative estimate of carat gains and the plan also assumes I have to spark 8 different umas before we even get to mechas, I'll be very much fine
>>587356552doubt it
Are you a bad enough trainer to take all 4 on?
>>587357110Yeah I'm badbad at establishing personal boundaries with my trainee
>>587356828You are a trans paggot.
>>587357003
>>587354694I have 220k carats saved and qualify for A finals every cm. You're overthinking it and putting too much pressure on your pulls if you are trying to compete with retards that will MLB every card that gets used for 2 cms. As long as ypu pull on the generalist stuff and keep your borrow slot open you'll be fine. Maybe add a specialist card in there occasionally if it's good enough but aside from that you will do well enough.
>>587356716
comfy hours in 102 minutes
>>587356915You will never be a woman.>>587356916So it's just a brown troon who doesn't play the game, got it.
>>587357110Sprinters Stakes 92' squad
>>587356991>I'll be very much finemore than fine. Some of those umas you'll probably get in <50 pulls and the savings can be hoarded in cases supoka RNG fucks you over. Not to mention anniversary tickets and crystals for the most important, longest-lasting cards.
>>587357237i was right
Sometimes you just have to accept that your deck you've gathered so far is only for a single position. I can't force a frontline Rickey when I got Tachyon and have to borrow Maruzensky
>>587357361not with that attitude
>>587357361>frontlineuma conscription
>>587357361just get cards with generic skills like Divine Speed
>>587357361you're not gonna be able to afford 6 greens top runner mile maven + rickey's innate golds anyway. just get maru and ditch taiki
t-thanks
>>587357623I got the same card... She's LB1 now...
I will jack off to the next uma posted
>>587357323Yeah, I put down in the plan basically all the horses I am dedicated to spark no matter what, but if pulls go well and I'm ahead of the plan, there's some other umas or cards I'd spend the extra on through the literal yearsif the game is still around by then
>>587357817
>>587357361I feel (You) i only got my target support without pitying ONLY 2 TIMES and i'm playing since launch. i have a variety of supports but almost everything is 0 or 1lbfree supports are carrying me because my luck is terrible
I hope I don't wake up
HAVESEXWITHUMAS!!!!!!!
and if I don't?
>>587358026please. so bue fan be fee of your tranny agp faggotry
Another one of my TT cuties earned her retirement pension.
I got my cheeks clapped by this Master's Challenge Oguri
>>587358141I would if they weren't all lesbian. Everything that is beautiful and pure is being raped by the woke mind Satan until everything is as twisted and diseased as it is. My precious himbas... forever unattainable...
>haha time to try and make ricky ace>didnt get enough to buy 4th song>light hello doesnt show up for a date>thisrip
>>587358363The future is looking like too much
>>587358368You are trans.
>>587358432You mean i'm transcend?
If your run is going too well you should abandon it to avoid crushing disappointment
>>587358540is that the new picrel?
>>587358518No, just a tranny.
>>587358363I'm surprised they held back and didn't give her S rank turf and pace
Me when i enter this thread
>unity cup have exclusive half tp eventWTF? Since when???
>>587358604Nickname for transcend?
Any release schedule map, just trying to visualiza when wit Ramonu is going to be released
>>587358970You only missed 3 days.
>>587358992Google uma timeline
>>587358992there are timeline tab on honse.moe
>>587358992Read the timeline in the OP
>>587358970I TOLD YOU EVERYDAY!!! EVERY HOUR!!! WTF DO YOU MEAN WTF SINCE WHEN
>>587358701I wish I could look at Kris every time I enter the thread
>>587359075first time hearing any of these
>>587358992As other say, check the OP.Still very odd to shadow drop a new scenario ON THE 1ST without any ""official"" schedule announcement
>>587358992The carat calculator has a release schedule tab, it doesn't predict when though.
>>587358970DANCHOUUUUU GET HIS ASS
>>587359086Dont worry bro, soon we all will do it
>>5873592071 more month...
>release schedulecheck uma moe>i need a parentcheck uma moe>how does mechanic workread docs>whats metahakuraku it>which skillsim it>whats my pull plangoogle it>how do i playyoutube it
>>587359261I wont roll her, but i probably ticket her
>>587359134They'll announce it a week in advance like with unity probably
>be me november 2025>"next month i will leave this club for sure">
>>587358026if you don't wake up I will pin you against your bed and rape you
>>587359329Well a few more months for you then
>>587359376the club sex must be crazy good
>>587359326soulless golemwhat about the exchange of lived experiences in the marketplace of ideas, an exchange that facilities interactions and pokes holes in the world you thought was solved
they aren't announcing ramonu wit banner because global eos announcement will be on december :]
>>587359326And never discuss gameplay in this thread only post memes and big booby umas
Ines you can't do that gesture...
>>587359441true if big
i want to fuck umamusumestrainee sex
>>587359326slopslopjust figure it outslop + skewedyeahnahslop
>>587359438tldr
>>587359498
>>587352076Ramonu >>>>>>>>> Ardan = Palmer > Mcqueef > Dober > Bright > Ryan
Ogurin, what are you planning...
>>587358518
>>587352076palmer side view is sex sex sex fucking sex sex umanko fuck
>>587359603this
>>587359603kill yourself
Huh. My 4th copy of Gold City speed SSR. Well, it certainly could've been worse.
i took a shit and there was blood when i wiped my ass
>>587353148That comes from IRL lore. McQueen was the favoured horse of the Mejiro farm. McQueen was injured for the 1992 Takarakuza Kinen, and the owner literally did not show up to see Palmer win. Palmer was not the favourite in that race, but they wasted money organising a fan campaign for McQueen. But in both of Palmer's G1 wins, Palmer and Helios ran together, with their retarded runaway style (the japanese even called them baka-conbi) (yes it was retarded, Helios ran out of gas, placing 5th at the Takarakuza Kinen, 17th at the autumn Tenno Sho, 12th at the Arima Kinen, Palmer gassed out at the Tenno Sho placing 8th). So she is depicted as a black sheep of the Mejiro family, hanging out more with the Gyarus than with the family. In fact she does follow the color scheme, but inverts it. For everybody else the main colors are turqoise and either black or white, and the secondary colors are either black or white and gold, with some close shades like light purple for McQ, light blue for Ardan, beige shirt for Ryan, and darker green on Dober's skirt. For Palmer yellow and white are the primary colors, while green, purple and black are secondary colors.
>>587352076>only mackie, ardan, and ramonu are whitehmmmm
>>587359603/u/pag...
>>587356237I watch all CM races in 2x or 4x fast forward until the final spurt when I dial it to normal speed.CM finals I watch in its entirety at 1x speed.
i want to put my head up palmers skirt and die there
>>587359845>wipefucking barbarian
>>587359353That seems to be the trend with making new pakatube content to announce new scenarios for global. They did that with Unity with Golshi narrating a Halloween party, they had the bit with Golshi testing out how you use items in MANTblazer before she went into space, and the interview with Falco for Grand Live. In all honesty, I'm eager to see what silliness they do for GM whenever that is, probably during/after Thanksgiving.
>Buena>Curren>KitasanWhat do these 3 umas have in common?
>>587359376Mambwo...
>>587359924I do this too, but I don't speed up all the way to the final spurt but to right before late race, I want to see umas go nyoooom at the accel zone.
>>587360051Oh, that's what I meant. The start of late race.
>>587359998umama AGP fuel
>>587359845add fiber to your diet teiobro
i wish i was a ghost in the tracen showers
If you think about it, bidets are like enemas which makes you gay for using them
>>587359376drone behavior
>>587360096BUENA YOUR EARS! THEY'RE EXPOSED! AAAAAAA
>>587360087evil horse I hate you
>>587359603finally chibislopper made something good
cum in her eyeball ga
>>587359847She just had a different chara designer it's not that complicated
>>587360209chibiposter's chibis are usually good I'll have you know
>>587360291ai slop is ai slop
>>587352076McQueen's outfit looks unassuming, but it's actually one of the sluttiest, a sleeper build among Mejiros. It always jumpscares me when I expect it less>weird angled shirt/sash that exposes her belly under the right angle>extremely short miniskirt, even shorter than one on Palmer, hidden behind puffy coat
>>587360325the future is now, old man
>>587360424the future sucks ass
I'm going to sleep, staying in this thread between 5:30am and 1pm UTC makes me incredibly racist and it's bad for my spirit going to dream of her
London dates got announced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IdhY-R7moI
>>587360258NTA but it's still nice to understand what's behind the concept, or what the designer thought.Like you can see she follows Mejiro palette, with yellow being the "gold part" of their design, but it just has a different clothing style, so it fits better her character and IRL horse lore.
when training rickey as aceis this worth attempting
>>587360541>inb4 cancelled
>>587360541
>>587360474I moved my sleep schedule to start at 5am UTC and it's the best for avoiding the worst internet hours, sleep well.
>>587360541>go to London for funny honses>get arrested and jailed for 2 Years because they found out i possess facesitting pornOh hell naaaawh
>>587360365mcwhore
>>587360696At least you could go there
>>587360659My life for Dober
>>587360696they'll never catch me
>>587360831
>>587360584never on GL
Why'd they make Flash so hot
POKKE IN LONDON FUCK YEAH
My beautiful hag wife
>>587360831kunka kunka...
Fellow torenas, I humbly request your assistance in an urgent matterwhat the fuck did my trainee mean by this
>>587361108stink
>>587361108it's some irish thing
>>587360641WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!??!!LAUREL IS GOING TO LONDON?!??!
>>587360541Meet you there gwos!
>>587352076>boring noble nah the evil and dark organization is better
>>587361158Seriously, what did she mean by this
>>587360641Was the LA lineup this small? I thought it was like 3x the size
>>587361108foul fungi
>>587361285Buena....is evil???
>>587360087cute horse I love you
>>587361304Just 3 more
>>587361323Evil Spe
>>587361108You are being tempted by the One Ring. The correct course of action is not clear. Good luck
>>587360696You're more likely to get stabbed.
>>587361403it's quite simple actually. If it's the first time you've been tempted, you choose one creature you control as your ring-bearer and they become legendary and cant be blocked by creatures with greater power.
>>587361380buebue is good actually
>>587360641>>587361304>>587361367>US gets golden gen and anime uma>London gets BOANE and a bunch of niche game umas, some who aren't even here yethow is this fair?
>>587360641>Vodka>Opera O>Pokketotal boyuma domination
>>587361614the US got nothing actually
Which uma stocks i should buyWhich uma stocks i should sell
>>587360696Face sitting is haram?
sunday racing umas are the bad guys who win everything in anime
>>587361640UK is going on a massive censoring spree
>>587361380I'm rolling for all the Umama umas
Katsuragi Kute
>>587360641>>587361160fuck you, lucky bongs...
>>587361614The only two that aren't here yet are Laurel and Christmas.
>>587361614Nips rather go to LA than London.
>>587361630heh
can she get me to group A
>>587361716cute sex cutecute cute wifekill cute wife
>>587361716>Lala>win everythinganyon?!?
>>587360541They need to change location
>>587361779Collaborative does not work and the track is snow y not sunny
>>587361810Every team needs a jobber
why are all women hysterical
>>587361640kids watch too much rough/risky porn and keep killing each other replicating it>>587361779>sunny days>collaborative racesanon?
>>587361779>collab double circle
>>5873617794 greens, I guess maybe?
>>587361865what the fuck is her problem?¿¿°
>>587361716sex sex sexsex sex sexsex sex sex
>>587361840>>587361871fugwhy doesnt collab work
>>587361934It's on Tokyo Racecourse
>>587361716>coal burner
>>587361934collaborative races are JRA races on NAR courses
>>587361640UK has banned certain categories of porn, like suffocation and strangulation.If you own or even share such things, you'll face jail up to 2 Years.It's insane.
>>587361962your insecurities are showing nonny
>>587361962Why do you keep doing this shit when it's not official art Should I draw every Uma with a dark skin twink
>>587362004that's so gay
>>587360641>>587361367this means Korea gets the CinGray cast, right?
omg don't (You) me because my negative thoughts are like overflowing
>>587361794>sex gentildonna but kill durafaggot
I tear up a little everytime I read these silly Uma event stories..
>>587361994>>587361956wow i fucking hate the ingame tooltipsi read that basically as 'g1 races give effect'
>>587361640did you know that they banned incest porn but not actual incest (because browns do that)
Maya's trainer looks like this??
What subdued/flustered reds are we looping for this cm Rickeybros? It's pretty pointless to target fronts when Rickey is running front.
>>587362160If you ignore the world collaborative then it doesn't require collaborative races yes
>>587362201what kind of porn is even legal over there wtf they ban all the good stuff
>>587362092you sound upset
The uk banned "incest" roleplay porn where actors pretend to be related but pakis marrying cousins is legal, about 30-40% of muslim marriages in the uk are between cousinsThey even advertise public job offers like "close relative pregnancy nurse" to account for the fucked up disorders inbred babies haveUmas for this?
ikuno................dictus
>>587360541Shan't be going to a brown third world shithole
>>587362246Simply get everything
>>587362374>M.murmur on mileThat's bricked.
>>587360541for their own safety they should avoid london for the foreseeable future
>>587362415bwo, your summer golshi inherit?!
>>587362415bro? you can proc it with summer goldship unique
>>587362201>no incest roleplay sex with raisugrim times
>>587360641London gets Digitan AND Mayano? mannnnnmaybe they'll give free streaming tickets to the LA people...
>>587362456>>587362473Why would you want that instead of Dom?
What the fuck is going on with female fans in the JP community lmao
It's really funny how your whole career comes down to just the final 3 turns of the run.
>>587362546umas are much mpre likely to be understammed here
>>587362546because this track has an already brutal stam requirement for a mine because of the tracks condition
>>587362590I forgot that /uma/ has extremely weak rooms filled with stamletsごめん
>>587362357This is a date isn't it?
>>587362568Now I wonder if the same is also true for male torenas, as in do they also have girlfriends? /uma/ need not apply.
new ofusu just dropped
>>587351708One day the twitter dykes will understand Palmer is for human male trainers. Me, specifically.
>>587362269you sound gay as fuck
your order
>>587362686The other day gold city kept saying as usual that I'm a creep and I would never get a girlfriend if I kept it that way, I had to correct her that I do, in fact, have a girlfriend. I dont know why she was so mad...
>>587362732whhat the fuck is THAT
>>587362868almond fusu
>>587362732lewd angle
Just reporting that i lost followers after using the word "trainee."What the hell are you looking for in a trainer who's obsessed with making their trainee win? Don't get the wrong idea, asshole.
>>587351607>>JP Game News>Current Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SSR No Reason, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Shuntaisai Yukino Bijin (3*)
>>587362328
>>587362415It might differ depending on what ace you're trying to boost but the hakuraku magic orb likes my murmur variant more, probably because if things go well Sei has good closing power as is but murmur can cheat wins even when things go wrong sometimes
bwos...
>>587363193That dude must be like 1.40m
>>587363116Are those dirt Seiuns? Based.
>vInes has groundwork + firm resolve built inI looped for nothing...
>>587360541>visit l*ndon for concert>get arrested for possessing imouto hentai
>>587363276the umastan bros will be mad once new scenario drops and everyone gets it for free too
>>587362732I do not like this creature
>vlneswhy not just call her vines
>>587363116I only do private whale rooms and no one is running a gold stam debuffer over dom/keen eyes desuUF is too underpowered since you'll naturally overstam if you aim for at least UF5+
>>587362905I HATE IT
>>587363413That's fine, but CM isn't a tournament to find the #1 team on the server. The most consistent pub stomping power is what brings in the win rate.
>>587362732this is almost pornographic
>>587363413wut this retard even talking about
Perfect Prep!Perfect Spot!Perfect Cherry Blossom!
>>587363391
>>587360541>cheapest accomodation is a 30 euro >hostelOh how the times have changed...
>>587362357People call yanko the nepobaby but this right here is the actual nepobaby and industry plant
>>587363462TL Note: /uma/ is filled shitty stamlets
>>587363476>hostelyou can't do this at shitholes be careful anon
>>587363523TL Note: your rooms are fake
>>587363476>he didnt watch the movie
>>587362357I already took the gold pill stop selling it to me cygays
>>587363413At least Larp realistically. You can easily hit UF5 and be understammed
>>587363786>You can easily hit UF5stop lyingstop lyingstop lying
>>587363786If you're retarded and allergic to buying a recovery.
another deadlock...
>>587362568this tweetthis tweet explains why ningen women cannot be better than umasThey complain about the most bullshit thing, they enter in a community and they make everything about "me me me"
>>587363873keep reading bwo...
>>587363914putting effort irl won't materialize my Tachwife so whats even the point
>another CM where retards here gaslights themselves into thinking that stam debuffers would totally work on buhis this time
gwos unironically calling umas below UF5 crap when I easily won the last 3 cms with Ug7-8
>>587364110The larper probably on JP servers and Ug5 is max for him
How do I spend 77 carats
>>587363260but he's sitting
>>587364140
>>587360541OI M8 DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT UMA FACESITTING AND BREAST SUFFOCATION IN YOUR PHONE
>>587364027I can smell your fear anon
>>587360641I wonder if I can ask any friends to get a scarlet happi for me...
>>587363564>>587363612I'm merely lamenting over times when you could stay in a guest house for 20ish euro back in 2016
>>587364340The UK is expensive and London especially so
>>587364340They needed to house less subhumans back then
trainer-san, have you remembered to snack lately?remember that snacking is essential for your mental health
>>587364027>>587364283How does Stam debuff calculation work again? 650 is alot for people without stamina sparks especially for fronts and pace
>>587364441I snacked 50 rolls for Helios, got offbaner, that's enough snacking bro
>>587364441
>/uma/ rooms are so weak they still gas out on milesNo wonder Mambodanchou doesn't bother with the Danchou Cup. He's too good for this general's Special Olympics.
>>587364559Post your aces built like tanks
>>587364613Bahamut would never do this
torepi is kil
>>587364731it's literally me, i fat and drink sugar free cola t. Teiobro
>>587364443By a percentage.i.e. a front with 600stam+guts and 1 recovery will tank m.murmur+flustered+subduedthe difference between 600 and 700 stam in this scenario is just 91% vs 95% spurt rate
>>587364441no
>>587364854So Keen Eye and Dom is still the best way to control the race.
what happens in the london vip room stays in the london vip room
>>587365034Will there be illegal face sitting?
>>587364969thats a child
>>587365085no i dont want to die from a teiobro doing that
>>587364969NEVER go with an uma under a bridge.
>>587365124why are you imagining a teiobro doing that to you instead of a beautiful girl? homo?
Time for a snack. Thankfully, I saved a burger for later
>>587365318A bear attracted homo, mind you.
this made me extremely uncomfortable.
>>587365318we have no girls let alone beautiful girls here
>>587365518why is Buono kinda...
>>587365518HOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK Buono is wife?
>>587364441Of course, I'm very diligent with my daily snacks
ANOTHER MILLION FOR MAMBO
mmb.....
>>587365680I've never seen a single mambwo thank this anon for his efforts.Shows how ungrateful and shitty their club is
To burger, or not to burger.. that is the question
>>587365894I've never seen a good curren post
>>587365894It's all mambwos not only one
>>587365680Thanks you mambro!I'm not from mambo, but im definitely for mamboWhen i become danchud i will created Mambo+Club im in alliance
samba
>>587365935>burger-holding tailSo umas can just store burgers by showing them under their tail?????
>>587366048The TamaMambo merge.....
The Tamambo merge is still happening?
>>587365894The funny thing is that's just a lone lost mambo that doesn't know majority of other mambos don't even post here anymore
>mfw the audience will be 100% browns, trannies, and dykes
>>587366086That's kinda mambophobic you need to be betterm all mambo members are precious
>>587366068burgers are kept warm in the Marvelous dimension
>>587366142after the mambogeddon happens for real this time
>>587366142Definitely not, considering they're practically a /vm/ club now
Are uma tails prehensile? Can uma tailjob? This is very important
>>587366150that was LA tho
>>587366150Nice server, globalnigs
>>587366204It's the opposite /vm/ is becoming Mambo
MAAAMMMMBBBBOOOOOO
>>587365894i also post 1 million fans for mambo sometimes
>>587366250That sounds horrible.
Mambrooo your half TP
>>587366208not sure if they can hang from a tree but zephyr does show she can consciously wrap it around traina's arm
Mambo doesn't even talk about this general anymore. When I told them about /uma/ they replied with ¿que?
nom
>check /vm/ for the so called Mambo culture>they are having a melty over wasting image slots after bump limitThe cortisol levels in that thread are always so high.
>Tarumae’s career spends the entire time hyping up Smart Falcon’s return>lol jk now race Rickey
>>587366150it's yuro event. they'll have yuros from all over the continent to enwhiten the hall in case local browns will take a loan to attend the venue
Everyone is a Mambro in my book!
Mambo should have kicked vicente too, total spic death was half-assed
>>587366369No an ex-mambwo said that.
>>587366392you're mambro, i'm mambro, he's mambro. we are all mambro!
>>587366379They just keep recruiting exmambwos. I think they have 3 or 4 right now.Their general has almost always been a dumpsterfire of melties the past few months
>>587366379>Shitposts and memes here>a lot of players are very good>Only gameplay discussion in /vm/>players are mostly casualsWhat gives
>>587366457gwochacho's on the wrong mambo club
>>587366506¿Qué?
>>587366250they're worse, i don't remember mambwos having melties and calling anyone that used auto a sweatlord
mamboner
>>587366490derb
mamgwochachoiders...
>>587366385>Smart Falcon skipped the year's Teio Sho as the horse wasn't recovering well enough. The horse was then sent to pasture before returning to the stable in August for a return, only for the horse to develop tenosynovitis in his hock, resulting in the horse to be retired from racing to stand stud at Shadai Stallion Station
mamgwochi
>>587366608You wouldn't a Tannhauser, right?
I don't want /uma/ to become mambo.
>>587366150Nothing wrong having Muslims in a muslim city
Tannhauser got the most interesting sounding speech inflection
mambretheren...
>open /vm/>/uma/ club doxxpardun?
>>587366735maybe
Mambo dahbyyy??
>>587366803It's the local retard attempting a /v/ma vs /uma/ thing
Would you guys like a Mambo derby?
mambwos...
>>587366803link the doxx sis
>>587366891I already won a club cm with mambo
Never seen even a single Mambo ace.
>>587366891Like organizing a race for Tokyo 2400m using only Mambo?Yeah.
/uma/ stands for united mambros of america
mamsiblings...
>>587366891>derbyThat would be funny considering what Tickezo did to Mambo
>>587366942Yeah>>587366926Thats cool
I accidentally deleted Mambo from my account so I wouldnt be able to participate in the Mambo derby
not a single mambro would actually join the mambo derby
mambaniki...
id rather have a mambo UFC match
Are there decent mid race uniques I should inherit for Tarumae since her unique gives lots of acceleration already? Or is it still “use budding blossom retard”
why are you all summoning El's pigeon?
>>587367036you can delete umas?? can you tell me how so i can delete curren from my account
>>587367078In theory shadow break could proc mid race and even get you speed carryoverBut also use bussing blossom retard (there are no really good other inherits)
>>587367078paces don't have good midrace inherts until we get slut tachyon, so use budding blossom re-(not a kinda nice word)
oi m8 you got a license for that uma
>>587366995I'm not in Mambo so I can't host it, but give a 24-48h notice when you do it. Make sure the mood is the same for everyone.
MAMBO DAHBY760382457603824576038245
>>587367036same as this anon. >>587367146I need that whore out of my life
ryan LOVE
>>587367289I'd rather not with that particular picture
>>587367217I actually unironically never played Mambo
>>587367390ok have this one
>>587367217I don't have a mambo ace, mambwogwo
wait, can I delete that disgusting ugly fuck ryan from my account? How?
>>587367217Shouldn't this be an 18 uma lobby
>>587367416>>587367443strongest mambwos ITT
>>587367421>trannyshit
>>587367421Yes that will do
Day 1 Mambro here. I never trained Mambo before.
>>587366735Machitan doesnt have this fat ass
>>587367443Its okay, I send in my wrong Mambo in too.the very first one I trained>>587367459Gotta be real with you. I dont think 18 Mambo aces exist here to enter.
mambubus...
>>587367217Nice SS mambo noob
>>587367446yeah, change your email to umanonbworeal@gmail.com then press forgot password
>>587367565Nice doxx retard
>>587366735Matikanebunnhaver...
>>587365518>japanese females are simping over this
>>587367565why is V like this
>>587367565>namedroppingNot cool bro...
>>587367565Aieee doxxgod
>>587367565Talent takes time bro
Wait was does mambos ult even do
>>587367565>Make fun race>Instant melty and doxxWho hurt you bro
>>587367597He hates /uma/club so he doxxed after on of their members joined
>>587367565dumb mamboposter
>>587367565
>>587362568>CalstonefagThat explains it
>>587367565Based Mambro coming in with a soulful SS Mambo
>>587367648It allows you to draw 2 cards
>>587367565Its the very first one I trained... She is special to me, okay?
>>587367217Here's my plan mambro, i will create auto trained mambo soon and i will join
>>587367648swinging maestro + 1 white speed
>>5873677267 and you delete hereIf you don't Mambo will die before the new year
thank god nobody can check your fan counts on your individual uma cause i'm a fake mambro
seeeeeeeeeeex
>>587367701Isn't that kinda overpowered?
>1 How is this even possible
>>587367803at least take her out on a date...
I don't have mambo 3* so I'm not going.
>>587367803I dont own Tamamo Cross
>>587367808>no tits
>>587367803I can check your archive level and look for Machitan. If you never trained her, she wont show up.
I'm sorry danchodeit's getting cold so I having more naps throughout the day.. I can't clank on the 50 minute timer anymore....
>>587367983no you can't stop lying
>>587367910Nyo
>>587368012I just did.
>>587368012go in your friends list, click a person there and check his archive level bwo
>>587368012it's true, you can check what umas someone has trained by checking their archive.
>>587368198keb? wheres your mambo?
Smartest Hokko Tarumae trainer
>>587368240Keb's dead, bro. Dead torenas dont train new umas.
>>587365605always has been
>>587368198ex-mamcho...
>>587368321>Kita and Summer Golshi there
I'm glad America didn't accept them.
>>587368304hes making it seem like open goes to S rank now, to bait other torenas into wasting their time so they cant participate once the cm starts
>>587368349He's dead. You gotta let it go...
I still dont know whom to chose from Uma selector>have Kita white>have Dia>Have Blaze>almost have Nishino with starsIf i dont find good idea for selector i will pick Bamboo and will never use her
>>587368452Do you have S.Goldship? That's a good niche uma to have. NYOpera too.
>>587368452valentine ines
>>587368510I dont have both of them yeah... maybe NYOpera is alright>>587368535You cant buy her this time
>>587368535selector only goes up to kitawhite/ny dia gwochacho
>>587368452it's not like you HAVE to buy one...
>>587367965
>>587368535No
Really not enjoying random lobbies full of doms and Rickeys. I think this might be up there as one of the least enjoyable cms for me
>>587368612>you dont HAVE to buy best value item in history of uma
>>587368037it's free carats...
>>587368665Git gud
>>587368667well it's not the best value if there's no one you actually want now is it...
>>587368665were you not there for the xog dirt cm?
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLDELICIOUS CHOCOLATE HISHIAMA AND SYMBOLI KRIS S(EX) UMANKOBLBLBLBLBLBLBBLLBLBBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL
>>587368853I was and I won with regular Oguri as a late surger
>>587368731I cry I pray mon dieu
>>587368813Actually i want a lot of them, but they all shit metawise>Bambo>Muteki>Doto HalloweenBut i can buy only one...
>oy Neigh apparently has some 7 person waitlist>still 29/30
>>587368898based
>>587368910Go with your heart. I'll get Bright and CheerHalo
>>587368945They're doing the classic fake recruitment ads to make the company "look" bigger than it actually is.
>>587368910I'm getting dotoween personallybamboo is kinda good in sprint i reckonnot sure why you listed bamboo twice
>>587368945wrong tab bwo
>>587368874It's true
cant believe im running a single stamina card for a mile cm
>>587368945The waitlist was promised to them 3000 years ago
>>587368648>western slop
>>587368945their dancho is waiting for everyone to send dick pics and choose
>>587369036oops posted there now
>got scammed by pow+
>>587368874I think that.
THIS YEAR'S JC WILL BE KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Cute animation here
>>587368841Rice wouldn't act like this
>>587369445yeah I always thought the blue semi transparent background characters were cool. Didn't realise they had cute animations
Ardan's hip broke during sex.
>>587369445Ugly boy
>>587369445>animation>still image
QEII CUP this sunday
>>587369576meisho mambo?????????
>>587369392Any horse from the Spe clan that can defend the honor of Japan?
>>587361779Outer post is a gambleCollaborative doesn't workThe weather isn't sunny, it's snowy.You need a little bit more speed.
>>587369445theres a lot of cute ryan this event
>>587369647Yeah neigha>>587369659Danon Decile won AkiTen, he will win JC and Arima tooTrust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaPk8mUydEI
what will happen if Offside Trap gets implemented?
>>587369802Clara...
>>587369921>Fronts penalized for getting concentrationI wouldn't like it
>>587369728>Danon DecileMY SIDESHe's really giving it his all if that happens to him.
>>587369921Star Blossom has an OC version of Offside Trap named Final Third that shows up in a side story with Suzuka and Stay Gold
>>587370042Just watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k1RBwpVH-s
>>587369967nice horse
>>587370145
>dirt/mile S runCan't wait for this to go downhill
shut up, faggot.
>>587368304He's doing that because I ate all the February Steaks.
>>587370042>shitting in races Send that horse to the glue factory
>>587370285stop whining
>>587370042more like Danon Imbecile
>>587367890Failed runs only give you 3 coins.
>>587370285>>587370390>body of a chud
I love Dia
I feel so cold and humid and miserable bwos... how do I cope? The thermostat is set at 17 degrees and I can't afford to crank it more
>>587370554
>>587367565>Still this emptyI don't think it's going to fill at this rate
>>587370554Me too
>>587370554Guess what, Christmas comes early for you, bwo.
>>587370618I could uhhh give my Maru a break and clank a unity fan run Mambo
>>587370609Trainers don't fuck their trainees
>>587370618neigha stop being hasty it's still 10h away
>>587370713That's a man
>>587370427I need to get even more racist NOW if it makes you become hot as fuck.
>>587370813Wow I want to fuck men
>>587370618Eh I am happy for anyone who joined
why is she like this
>>587370813Dont say that..
Robiolli Robellini
>>587370631>>587370647Big and soft Dia>>5873707083 years of grinding and edging with my trainee before finally marrying her, got it
>>587370932They made facesitting illegal in bongistan...
>>587370618FINE i'll make a sloppy ace run
>>587370427>>587370845chuds can't be this cute
>>587369445Ryan is adorable in this event.
>>587370618You're the Mambo danchou, you should be used to last second comebacks after an entire month of looking grim
>He's not pulling NN power
>some rando starts following me>I feel the urge to look them up out of curiosity>fan graph looks like thisStrange
>>587371130false. propaganda created by big Tracen to make you NOT spend all your time alone playing videogames and jacking off.
>>587371338No Nice Nature November
come to komamotai
>>587371140No
lol whoops
>>587371536>vattic
>>587371614Leave my former officer alone
Why is Dober like this?
Mambo is at the bottom of the trainee attractiveness hierarchy
hellothink I'll lay in bed all day and starveuma live is cool but going alone sucks
>>587371408thankfully I didn't fall for this trick
[-]
>>587371721>Dober is a tranny chaser
>>587371513Yes
>>587370260>barely any rainbows>stamlet>didn't even get 1200+ pow
>>587371828>>587371828>>587371828
[+]
>>587371758You're just fishing for anons to ask you out
*sigh* another page 4 embed bake...
>>587371721You are trans.
>>587371338She's only the next-gen Yaeno power
